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The Arsehole Not Itched Edition
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>>218196629
Biggest Frauds in the series?
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>>218196629
Some men will say I never meant to finish the books.

My editors know it is a lie, but I will hear the whispers to the day I die.

You will hear the whispers as well: George is old. Each time an HBO spin-off is announced or more Wild Cards are released, the spergs will say: 'The Winds of Winter would have been better. But the fat man couldn't finish it.'
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>>218196629
>more capeshit fantasies
Fake and gay.
kys
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>>218196671
you swung the turkey leg, m’lord
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future maester material >>218196637
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did maeker not know a mace swung at the back of someone's head might be fatal?
i don't know if the show wants me to believe he's a retard or if i missed something.
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>>218196654

Where are the Kingsguard’s squires?
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The chuds are still seething over the nonbinary septon
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Should Robert have left Rhaegar crippled before his death?
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My heroes.
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>all hail the Queen of Fishes
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>>218196736
The Gods don't favor a fraud
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Alysanne Targaryen has a blown out coochie
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>>218196755

The Faith would have burned him/her/it at the stake.
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>>218196736
he obviously got taken over by targ madness so he wasn't aware of how hard he was swinging
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You're given the task of fucking up this scene as much as humanly possible. What do you do?
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>>218196751
It was his Chequy bicycle though
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So Jon Arryn found out about Jaime and Cersei and.. Lysa and Littlefinger poisoned him?
Still dont get it
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>>218196818
Aegon II makes Rhaenyra and Alicent have lesbian milf sex in front of everyone before he has Sunfyre eat her. Aegon III comes out of this fearing women.
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>>218196818
There's an old green text about just this. Basically:
>Aegon commands Sunfyre to kill Rhaenyra
>Sunfyre refuses
>Aegon spergs out
>Rhaenyra says Dracarys and Sunfyre listens
>She's revealed to be unburned and therefore a true Targaryen
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>>218196769
kwab
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>>218196755
I can fix her/him/it
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>>218196835
Literally everything Littlefinger does in the main story boils down to
>All according to my keikaku
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>>218196835
chaos. ladder.
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>>218196843
he said fuck up
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>Rhaenys, wed to a nigger, would not inherit the Iron Throne
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The shots from inside Dunk's helm were so good. Really felt clausterphobic
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>>218196835
kill jon arryn
tell ned stark jon arryn was looking into cersei's kids
???
profit
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>>218196835
shansha
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Better chequy than spidery, eh?
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>>218196928
*claustrophobic
Please don't make fun of me
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>>218196671
>2030 found him squatting on the stool, groaning. Every show was shittier than the one before, and looked browner. By the time HOTD S5 came up, he was watching brown dragonriders. The more he blogs the more he didn't write, but the more he didn't write, the hungrier he grew.
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fookin bee magic
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>>218196917
>even though it was #HerTurn
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>>218196835
Lysa was duck crazy for LF, LF just wanted chaos. I assume he wanted to delay the release of the incest, him and Varys are kinda just throwing shit and seeing what sticks. Could be GRRM changed his mind like with catspaw, where somehow it’s Joffrey.
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>>218196928
>>218196947
RETARD
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>>218196917
Still stupid they didn't make her look more like her mom. I'm guessing they thought normies would find it confusing.
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>>218196917
it was a Maester conspiracy
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>>218196981
:(
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>>218196835
Don't think too hard about it because George doesn't know either. Just like he has no clue what the Others are and what their motive is. Gardening with a chainsaw.
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how come the targs didn't fly their dragons over to Essos and extort those cities for gold and other valuables?
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>>218196928
wtf Ser Duncan was a robot

they literally just put the camera inside the helm kek
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>>218196976
okay but WHO REALLY hired the catspaw
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How do you guys think they'll handle the next seasons?

Season 2: The Sworn Sword
>kinda boring so they'll need to hype it up
>more emphasis on the drought and how it's fucking up small folks lives. Pist apocalyptic vibes
>Eustace Osgrey at the emotional centre as well as Dunks relationship to him and Rohanne
>flashbacks to Blackfyre rebellion if they want to add excitement but what if it steps on the toes of a possible Blackfyre show?
>Longinch needs more character development
>Targaryens looking for Egg (which is a show addition)???

Season 3: The Mystery Knight
>This one has a lot going on with colorful enough characters so I'm not worried
>Geldon Flowers/Ball promoted to secondary protagonist
>We follow his journey, see his flashbacks and he is naive like Dunk was in season 1 but has a completely different personality.
>add more to the relationship between him and Dunk. Dunk takes on a guiding role? I honestly don't know how they can connect Dunk to the themes and emotions here.

What do you think about the casting so far? Stephen Graham as Ser Bennis of the Brown Shield would have been good but what can ya do. Also Lucy Boynton is beautiful but she's chiseled model tier beautiful. I imagined Rohanne as short and cute.
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>>218196976
LF successfully embezzled millions of dragons from the crown, that retard should have quit while he was ahead
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>>218196781
and yes look at our current president
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>>218197004
I watched K7K with my retarded roommate and I swear to god it was impossible for him to understand and retain the information that Baelor and his son are Targaryens because they look normal
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what was going through his head during this scene?
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>>218197040
Gives it that authentic feel
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>>218197042
Before George changed his mind I think Cersie or Jaime would be the logical choice.
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The Greens are obviously in the right because laying aside the firstborn son rule would totally destabilize the entire realm and cause a minor war every time a lord died right? Like the throne wasn’t really Viserys to give away just like Stannis later says he can’t just cede Shireen’s birthright
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>>218196928
>clausterphobic
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>>218197081
I think guys like that just see red like Janice Soprano
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>>218197040
thats pretty cool actually
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>>218197053
In fact, Abigail O' Regan who played the whore who pretends to be dead and showed her tits looks way more like Rohanne Webber to me.
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i cant wait to bomb some dodongos
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>>218196629
TAOOBA!
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>>218197081
he was thinking back on how he was too weak to do anything about Rafe dying
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>>218197053

Why is there a Negro there?
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>>218197081
is that the tanselle scene?
Probably "segs with black lady good, I hate white people"
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>>218196776
in any other got series makar would have rung his neck right there very tightly before releasing his grip and letting him live.

They did a great job with this season.
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Why does Oldtown get The Citadel and the Starry Sept? What is oldtown supposed to be irl.
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>OOOOOOOHHHH ALICE WAS A SPECIAL LASS
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>>218197146
Jamie Campbell Bower as Bloodraven of course.
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>>218196629
Notice how easy it is for (((them))) to make a "normal" show, devoid of woke / political garbage. So now realize why 90% of media trash. Then you might get a few wrinkles in your smooth ass brain
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>>218197186
THE MAESTER COULDNT CURE MY ITCH ASS
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>>218197161
Same reason they were in s1.
Woke garbage.
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>>218197112
No it's an absolute monarchy, whatever the king says is law. He could have named some fucking street rat his heir and everyone would have to accept that. They WOULDN'T and they would openly rebel, but technically it's within his right.
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>>218197161
He's Benis of the Brown sheild
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>>218197180
>What is oldtown supposed to be irl
Constantinople.
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>there must bee one more
>the bee has 3 heads...
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>>218197161
accurate casting, he stole his lords bicycle
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>>218197212
Imagine showing this to a /got/fag in 2012.
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>>218197236
hightowers are byzantines?
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ITS UP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8j15wQUQyI
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I hear Knight of the Seven Kingdoms already has received a lot of buzz
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>>218197250
I don't know about that but Constantinople is probably the closest irl comparison to Oldtown.
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>>218197053
>but what if it steps on the toes of a possible Blackfyre show?
could always play around with the idea that Eustace's version lacks the depth and nuance of what was actually happening
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>>218197281
I just noticed Maekar and the 2 kingsguard just casually drinking on the right.
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when will we get a show that doesn't involve andals or valyrians
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why won't he publish the she wolves of winterfell?
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>>218197236
>Constantinople.
That'd be Volantis. Especially after they went around calling themselves New Valyria after the Doom.
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>>218197313
No offense to you, but that is not Maekar
The Kingsguards are guarding daeron
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>>218197326
ice booba
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>>218197257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6a9cGPq0mA

why are they so shocked about the Egg reveal, did they not watch GoT?
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>>218197328
cant be bothered
he just gave the showrunners some unfinished plot beats to adapt because it worked out well last time
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Show will forever be stuck at 9.8/10 for me because they skipped picrel but apparently had enough time and budget to hamfist a fictional story about interracial love (human (dunk) + gogossi abomination) in the middle of the god damned fucking trial.
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>>218197348
They are performative.
These same people that are in the front row do other livestreams with the fat lisp bartender LE REACTING
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>>218197281
fucking bee magic
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>>218197373
>vulture bees create a new hive from the dead beesbury bodies
Fucking rad
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Sire, the Summer Islanders you invited for trade talks, having seen the dragon skeletons deep in the Red Keep, are wanting to know if they can procure some bones to make weapons. It is said that dragonbone bows can outrange any other bow. Should we allow this?

Also, as you'll recall, you allowed a greenhouse to be constructed in the Red Keep's Godswood for your wife, the Queen. Despite many assuring it was not possible, she's managed to produce a modest crop of wheat, vegetables, and fruit. Your daughter wishes to donate them to the poor, while Her Grace wants them to be used for a feast. What say you?

And finally, there's a dispute between the Blackwoods and Brackens. A recent earthquake has unearthed some rather rare minerals on the border between their lands. Both have laid claim to it. A small majority of it is on Blackwood land but the Brackens got to it first. What shall be done?
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>>218197329
Volantis kinda struck me as a Mycenaean Greek city state.
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>>218197389
you think the honey taste better or worse when it comes from a beesbury? is that canibalism?
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what do you even do with the bee coffin? you surely can't just bury all the bees
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>>218197352
>gogossi abomination
She was not that ugly cmon
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>>218197236
>>218197329
>>218197413
Isn't Volantis India?
>"Aryan" upper caste separate from the rest of society
>origin of ASOIAF version of chess
>Tigers and Elephants
>Shirtless brown men riding elephants
>hot and dirty and near a river considered "Mother Rhoyne"
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>>218197349
it is finished but unpublished
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>>218197427
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>>218197413
Better, remember they have a magical simbiotic relationship.
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>>218197116
This is where Bloodraven blew it. He should have killed Daemon and taken his sons as hostages.
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>>218197394
1. No.
2. Keep the yield but start building more greenhouses for the peasants.
3. The Brackens could've only gotten to it by illegally invading Blackwood lands. Decimation for house Bracken and all resource rights go to the Blackwoods.
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>>218197352
>gogossi abomination
kek
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>>218197425
the bees turn the corpse into a bee hive, they take the beehive back to castle honeyholt
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>>218197441
That was not possible as he used the kids to lure him
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>>218197441
didn't Bloodraven shoot Aemon first and knew Daemon would try to get him? Bloodraven need to kill the sons because he knew Daemon wouldn't leave them or their potential bodies behind
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>>218197434
ACK the brindled men are invading kings landing!
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>>218197248
>Nigga stole my bike
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>>218197434
SER DUNC OF FLEA BOTTOM LIKES TO SHAG BROWNS
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>>218196835
Jon found out about cersei and jaime by accident while investigating sweetrobins parentage and littlefinger had lysa poison him to hide the fact that hes sweetrobins dad and took the opportunity to blame it on the lannisters
>sweetrobin has black hair like LF
>jon was in his 70s and never had a kid with any previous wife
>lysa hated him and always loved LF
>the lineages jon was investigating tie more directly to sweetrobin's parentage (dark hair dominating over fair hair is what happened with him)
LFs epic plan was just covering his own ass and opportunistically turning it into a scheme against cat and ned and eventually hoster tully. He basically got lucky with how it turned out
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>>218197441
the kids were the bait, Daemon was outplayed by Bloodraven, the battle was lost the moment Daemon took the time to help Corbray, after Daemon fell the rebels lost morale, Bittersteel launched an all out charge against Maekar but it was too late, Baelor had arrived
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>>218197348
They must have brought in some new NPCS that dont know when to laugh. Im a minute in and they wont stop laughing at literally nothing funny.

>dude I bring pain and suffering to all around me
> HAHHAHAHAHHAA
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>>218197180
its a mix of Oxford and Canterbury, if we're going off English history.
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>>218197501
i fucking hate bloodraven
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>>218197497
Damn he's good
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>>218196950
We just need to have the jets win the super bowel
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*beats Daemon's ass in your path*
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>>218197615
Peak.
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i asked chatgpt what's the chance of GRRM putting out winds and he said 30%
it's over
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>>218197640
Nice. Now make it a Cerveza Cristal.
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>>218197038
Because a certain Yiddish city has access to ninjas that can kill even kings, that's why.
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>>218197615
I have no memory of this happening
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>>218197053
Dunk and Rohanne sexo
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>>218197701
well now you do
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rewatching HotD, the bitch move of attacking the horse must run in the family
Daemon fucks up Ottos son and heir
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>>218197651
he ahsn't shown up yet
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>>218197713
At least Daemon just makes the horse trip.
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>>218197640
it was one joust and Daemon had alot of shit going on in his mind
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So, we are all aware that Elenei was a squisher princess of sorts, right?
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>>218196736
He was probably pulling his swings, retard. You think they've never sparred?
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>>218197710
Fat man won't let it happen. He might fuck some other whores in s4+ but Jaime and Brienne's blood won't change body fluids until the main series.
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>>218197713
the jousting is so lame in comparison to how akotsk did it
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>>218197640
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>>218197713
>heir
Lol heir of what. He is the second son. You really think his brother the Lord of Old Town is giving him jack shit?
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>>218196736
heat of the moment, he was worried dunk was gonna kill aerion so he was just swinging out of frustration
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retard showboats when his opponent hasnt yielded
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>>218197781
If Maekar were a boy who'd never seen real combat you might believe that.
But he's a warrior. Warriors don't do that by accident. He was swinging to kill.
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>>218197053
S2
>Ep 1- Dunk and Egg working for Ser Eustace in his land
>Ep 2- Dunk and Ser Bennis training the smallfolk to prepare for battle
>Ep 3- Dunk and Egg make parley with Lady Rohanne at Coldmoat
>Ep 4- Dunk and Egg confront Ser Eustace about his allegiance to Daemon
>Ep 5- Dunk vs Longinch at the stream
>Ep 6- Epilogue
Ira Parker confirmed we're getting Dorne flashbacks and implied even Redgrass Field flashbacks. I expect them to also give a lot more screentime to the side cast (Longinch, Ser Bennis, Septon Staunton, the village boys).
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>>218197843
this armor NEVER looked good
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>>218196793
Based on what tenant of the faith? Cite your sources.
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LORD ASHFORD FUCKS HIS SHEEP
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>>218197872
it's literally based on the blackfyre armor from the comics
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>>218197760
surely he has something to pass on? Oldtown is rich as fuck and he is Hand of the King
Lord Butterball from Mystery Knight was formerly Hand of the King and he had a new castle
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>>218197905
literaly just the wings but not the helemt or the armor
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>>218197352
This comic looks like dogshit. Just read the books like a big boy
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>>218197907
Some second sons get their own lands or estates, others become personal advisors to the elder brother, or just pack up and go adventuring.
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Honestly I think I'd prefer to be a foot soldier than mounted cavalier. My horse freaking out or dying and collapsing on top of me doesn't sound like fun. Hell I wouldn't even be an actor on a horse, I don't know how horses are trained to run at each other in faux combat and not freak out during scenes. I think I'm just scared of horses
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>>218197474
lol
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>>218197394
Fuck niggers.
Fuck the queen.
FUCK BLACKWOODS.
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also how did Lord Butterball become HAND OF THE KING
he lives in bumfuck nowhere and makes butter
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>>218197937
horses are evil creatures anyway
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>>218197905
I wish they’d based some other stuff on the comics
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>>218197926
>dogshit
in what way?
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>>218197953
He buttered the kings biscuits
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>>218196982
They're capable of setting up all this but they can't build an iphone?
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>>218197954
Fucking Seabiscuit
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>>218197969
Looks like some ugly superhero crap. Also digital colouring.
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>>218197729
Cope Blackfyre shit.
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>>218197974
homosexuality wasnt invented yet so nobody wanted one
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>>218197966
Don't forget that Ned had just cummed inside her, that seed is running down her legs.
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>>218197984
you know damn well what would have happened if Baelor tried to fight Daemon on the battlefield, Baelor didn't even step on the make a move till after Daemon was dead
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>>218197954
tyrek did nothing wrong
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>>218197966
Dunk's armor is 1:1 to the comic design
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>>218197966
Michelle Fairley is a good actor but they really screwed the pooch making everyone 20 years older in the series.
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>>218197966
tight body after birthing five children
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>>218197970
heh
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>>218198030
it would look ten times better if the tabard was more yellow like in the comic wtf
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>>218197053
Season 4: Stark season, power struggle in Winterfell
Season 5: Dunk resolves a Blackwood/Bracken conflict
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>>218198030
>Bucket helm
>Rusty gauntlets
>Just chainmail with a tabard to cover it
>Tabard doesn't even have a design, just Sham Wow yellow
Damn this nigga is POOR
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>>218198078
the cheap armor still saved his life multiple times
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>>218197161
thats clearly going to be the young septon, or was it a young maester and an old septon? anyway he's one of them
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>>218198093
If he had bought a winged pig helm before the tourney, none of this would have happened
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>>218198107
There was a fat septon and an Ironborn maester.
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>>218198107
Old fat farting gay gossiping septon who I imagined looked like varys
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>>218198078
>Steely Pate made that armor. Egg has taken good care of it. There's not a spot of rust on my mail, and the steel is good and strong.

But i like how he says this in the third book like anybody has any idea who Steely Pate is
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>>218198137
Oh and he’s a wino
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>>218198078
who needs real armor when you can rise from the dead?
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>>218198031
>>218198037
Catlyn is 34 in the first book. No 34 year old hag has a body that tight.
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>>218198078
It would have been better if it were all black and spiky, like if Balerion the Black Dread were a human
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>>218198131
>>218198137
right so the black guy is going to be cerrick the young ironborn maester
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>>218198194
he should be wearing wow armor
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>>218198210
>lift your gauntlet
>bang it on your shoulder armor
>get stabbed
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>>218196671
FUCK THAT
AND FUCK YOU
I POSTED FOR YOU
GWINFAGS, BEESBURYFAGS THE FUCKING BLACKFYREFAGS
WE POSTED FOR YOU
YOUR FAT MAN JUST GREENLIT ANOTHER SHOW WITH INCOMPLETE SOURCE MATERIAL
HE RISKED NOTHING
and the gods dont favor a fraud
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>>218198233
who is that? makar?
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>>218198210
i hate blizzard shit so much
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Too many shitskins in the show. Monty Python is more serious than this trash.
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>>218198239
What's the matter? Can't handle the armor kid?
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There never used to be Blackfyre posters in /got/
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>>218198204
a black guy on a boat? they cant swim anon
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>>218198266
most ironborn can't swim, read the books sometime
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>>218196835
more like
>Arryn found out
>probably told LF or LF somehow knew that he knew
>LF is a hardcore machiavellian and sees this as an opportunity to increase his standing in the world
>knows that Lysa is smitten with him and has a weak son who is also Arryn's only heir
>kills Arryn in a play for the Vale, while framing the Lannisters so that Starks would get involved and Lannisters/Starks would be too busy fighting to stop him from taking the Vale
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>>218198259
Young Griff has always had supporters
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>>218198272
>most ironborn can't swim
maesters dispute this claim
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>>218198277
isnt it implied or said that LF is the reason jon found out about cersei's kids in the first place?
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>>218198284
Also not true, except for the occasional homosexual.
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>>218198259
this is bait right?
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>>218198310
Such images were made by us to mock you.
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>>218198287
WELL FUCK THEM AND FUCK YOU
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You guys think Bittersteel posts on 4chan?
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>>218198336
Beneath the Chuck, the Bittersneed
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>>218198336
Definitely, but he's a newfag.
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>>218198336
Bittersneed is dead...
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>>218198332
okay i laughed
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Viserys should have married his daughterfu
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>>218198325
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I liked the jazz music
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>>218198421
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>>218198358
the oldest newfag
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>>218198336
4chan is a bloodraven psyop
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>women using Maekars scenes of grieving for gooning
Women really do get off by seeing men suffer
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I hated the jazz music.
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meanwhile in Essos....
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>>218198463
u wot
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I want to commit 1944 Germany atrocities on Jewish Hollywood producers because of the Jazz music
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>>218198466
they could have used any thing else there to the same effect really
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>>218198210
I think wow armour looks so silly because it was originally designed for a zoomed out top down RTS.
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>>218197394
1. Burn them all
2. Burn it all
3. Lord Blackwood and Lord Bracken will undergo a trial by combat for the rights to the minerals. Let the Gods decide.
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>>218198468
i think the real reason valyrians didn't complete napalm essos is because they just loved the retarded magic of all retarded ways one suffers in the day to day there
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How come they didn’t have the dragonseed sing to the Dragons like Daemon does
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>>218198466
>>218198484
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>>218197394
Burn them all
Feast but start making more greenhouses, assure our good daughter the next harvest will be for the poor

We will descend on bracken lands bringing fire and sword, the minerals are claimed for the crown, the blackwoods can keep a percentage for mining them, after they have paid back the crown for the expenditure of wiping out bracken fucking shits
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>>218198204
I don’t find that too much of a stretch. A summer islander pirate clash leading to some black iron born
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>>218198484
The opening and ending music were so awfull, how did no one stop them from putting it in?
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ep1
>dunk shit
ep2
>arlan of penistree
ep3
>robin eyeball
ep4
>brute of brapping
ep5
>baelor brainsmear
ep6
>soft jazz
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the jazz was fine, I did not like the ending song though, that was a baffling choice
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>>218198646
kek
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>>218198663
i have the opposite opinion, the song is a reference to poverty life and dunk having grit to carry him through, the jazz though made no sense
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Right to rule trough being cool as fuck
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>>218198663
I liked both honestly. Its not a grand story like GOT was, its a small self contained story and the entire vibe of the show was comfy
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I have conclusive proof that Dunk is the shrouded lord
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>>218198677
1940's dust bowl poverty just doesn't translate feels wise to fantasy peasant poverty vibes
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>>218198708
you realize Baelor is a jfk metaphor right?
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whats the official consensus on R+L=J
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>>218198681
stop posting this, it's giving me such hope and hype for Daemonb
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>>218198718
more like a black prince knock off
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>>218198718
...okay?
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>>218198681
looks so kino but I just know he won’t look that good
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>>218198681
daemon was like 6'3 and didn't have hair that long
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>>218198701
this is a lie
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why did George ripoff Paul from Dune for Jon's story
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>>218198767
literally everyone ripped off dune
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>>218196755
Wasnt it eunuch?
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>>218198774
Dune ripped of Lawrance of Arabia.
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>>218198787
literally everyone ripped off lawrence of arabia
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Dunk stunk. It's very fortunate that it came out after the pile of shit that was HoTD season 2 so it's mediocrity was seen as amazing in comparison.
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>>218196818
Sunfyre eat Rhaenyra out
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>>218196835
Littlefinger knew that Arryn knew, so he killed Arryn off and started a chain of events that would lead to Ned becoming Hand and looking into it instead. Cue Stark vs Lannister conflict and the war of the five kings. Not that hard to understand and no retconning necessary.
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>>218198812
yeah you need to try harder cause this shit blows half of thrones and all of hotd away
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>>218198701
no, he is Coldhands
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>>218198107
>thats clearly going to be the young septon, or was it a young maester and an old septon?

The maester doesn't much screen time, so the Black guy will be the septon but he won't be farting, because that's racist.
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>>218198805
lawrence of arabia ripped off seven pillars of wisdom
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>>218198838
Because half of thrones and all of hotd are shit
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>>218198063
>Dunk resolves a Blackwood/Bracken conflict
Come on now
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>>218198859
its like you haven't seen the current season, lyonel had almost no screen time in the book and yet here we are
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>>218198868
dunk and egg is better than everything but the first 3 seasons of thrones, honestly it might be better than 2 if not for Blackwater
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>>218198838
>yeah you need to try harder cause this shit blows half of thrones and all of hotd away

Got and HotD are total shit though, so Dunk being marginally better doesn't say much.
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>>218196629
egg is icsh
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>>218198876

Lyonel Baratheon had the potential to be an interesting character, the Ironborn maester doesn't.

The septon on the other hand is a fun character who can easily be (overly) expanded.
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>>218198944
everything in life is relative preston, it doesn't take a great intellect to recognize the bad in life, just enjoy what you can
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luke is not dead. his clothes were ripped off him and he fell into the sea and washed up ashore naked with no memories and a blond blue-eyed teenboy found him and carried him in his arms to his cottage and
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>>218197042
Jaime. GRRM clearly conceived the catspaw shit back when he still wanted Jaime to be a power hungry usurper.
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>>218198971
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Was he a good squire?
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>>218198959
the fat septon is obviously going to be chahidi
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>>218198991
no but his mom was hot
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>>218198966
>enjoy what you can

I'm enjoying talking about the show and that includes pointing out the stupid and/or shitty parts.

AKOTSK is ridiculously easy to make, it's literally all laid out for them so there was no need to include new shitty content.
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To all the bookfags, what was the most kino moment in the books?

I came across this and pissed that the show didnt do this scene justice.
https://youtu.be/mQ9XDFiFj8o?si=fJG081HEI04hM_iK
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>>218198981
Don't they say from the start that Jaime is too much of a meathead that does his own dirty work to end up doing that?
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>>218196976
its very obvious gurm realized later on the entire catspaw thing is a retarded plan, so it had to be joffrey because even cersei isn't that stupid
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>>218198991
gods he's so hot.
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>>218199014
Jaime telling the truth to Tyrion
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>>218198971
Obviously. If there ain’t no body than there’s nobody dead
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>>218198991
sad to see what Kevans son turned into
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did Balerion still live when the great council named Viserys over Rhaenys? its never mentioned in the show
noone is gonna choose some girl over the rider of the Black Dread
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>>218199014
broken and dying sandor crying and begging Arya to kill him and then being found by septon maribald and his redemption at quiet isle
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>Maester conspiracy
It always seemed silly to me that people think these guys just really hate magic and manipulate everything to get rid of it when if you look at them, and they are literally just wannabe wizards.
>live in a big citadel
>hoard all the books and knowledge
>serve as advisors to lords and kings
>to graduate to full on Maester they have to try to light a glass candle in a magical ritual
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>>218199146
Think he died a sometime before Viserys became king. He rode him like once iirc
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>men would sooner put the realm to the torch than see a woman ascend to the Iron Throne
IT WAS HER TURN
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>>218199161
wizards hording magic and its secrets is classic wizard behavior
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>>218199161
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>>218199169
tbhdesu i would choose a woman with a dragon over some chump without



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