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>Rickard Stark's maester was a High tower
These niggas never stopped scheming, did they?
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>Rohanne to Dunk next season
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Corlys' actor did do a good job with the role thoughbeit >>218199793
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>they still don't know Ser Pounce wrote the pink letter
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>>218199861
It's the oily black stone in the tower basement whispering suggestions to them at night.
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>>218199869
>AND SHE IS A WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
His brother was good too
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>Me? Oh, I tan easily
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>>218199868
Very possible. Personally I've had it with the significance these people attach to gobby gingers.
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Cute and canon!
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>>218199869
they should've spoke jive
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>>218199931
Nogs, nogs everywhere.
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Sources tell me Daemon Blackfyre is stable.

Please god.
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>>218199967
Tim Pool would definitely have supported Daemon.
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I just read the original Dunkin Donuts and there's no flashback during the fight or anywhere in the story. What the hell?
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>>218199967
7 shots
he was just a kid
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>>218199988
ikr Raymun didn't even get gulled into marrying a whore!
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>>218199976
the maesters are at it again spreading lies for their own gain!
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>>218199821
I thought that was Arnold Schwarzenegger
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>>218199988
i dont even think its that bad. could've shaved a few min off at the start though
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>>218199988
Also all the characters are flat caricatures and fight itself is a joke.
GRRM is shit writer that can only write Dany shitting herself, 13 yo Star girls having sex and food descriptions
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>Ser Anon of House Ymous, Princess Rhaenyra will now listen to your proposal of why she should make you her lord husband
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>>218200066
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>218200036
sh-shutup i support Daemon's boot i'm doing the stomping
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whats with rightwingers and blackfyre posting lately
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>>218200115
>he's just like me!
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>>218199988
gurm dones't do flashbacks, however there are memories i.e characters thinking about things that came before. Now you can take these with a grain of salt because they are always suspect. Memory is not reliable much less dreams of a memory is a core principle of asoiaf.
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Did she look like what you expected?
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>>218200115
who gives a shit?
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>>218200162
actually yes, rhaegar on the other hand, lmao
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>>218200162
Why couldn’t Maisie grow up to be pretty. She looked so good when she was young. Now they had to find ugly bong, just like her, to play Lyanna
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>>218200162
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>>218200162
desu senpai I'm so fucking sick of hearing about how amazing and special Lyanna Stark was I imagine her as a complete minger
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>>218200182
The gods flip a coin when a Bong child goes through puberty
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>>218200182
>Why couldn’t Maisie grow up to be pretty.
I do wonder if Fat Pie meant it or if he was just tactfully lying.
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>>218200212
he's been working the crossroads inn for years now, he knows which side his bread is buttered
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>>218200162
>The pussy that lost the IT
Elia must’ve been horrid in the bed
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>>218200115
he bore the sword, simple as
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>>218200180
I maintain he should have been played by that ridiculously good-looking Polish model Bartek Borowiec.
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>>218200249
are you his agent? hes not ridiculously good-looking
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>>218200231
Both from the look of him.
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>>218200249
I think everyone thought the same, stupid casting, just fucking stupid, especially since he didn't even have a speaking role. Just cast some model, so dumb.
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>>218200266
>are you his agent?
No, but I am a giant faggot with what I consider to be pretty exacting standards. Especially when it comes to my beloved silver prince.
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so the great other has just been chilling for 8000 years on the other side of that wall huh

have they tried building a boat
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In show canon, if Euron = Daario were true, Euron would need to be doing blackface.
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>>218200289
oh you're Jon Connington. how's the hand?
>>218200249
too weedy brah, no-one would believe Bartek Borowiec capable of injuring Robert
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aegon the fourth = Trump
Targs = maga
commoners = dems
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>Targs are fundamentally flawed as they're the product of incest, their dynasty doomed to fall
>ASOIAF is fundamentally flawed due to George not committing to the timeskip and his gardener style writing. The series is doomed to an unsatisfying finish.

Pottery...
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moody princess needs correction
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Uhm, excuuuuuuuuuse me, but this show is pretty damn terrible. Does Gurrm understand that single combat exists when the truth ISN'T certain?

Like you're not going to offer somebody single combat when facts of the crime are plainly obvious. In Westeros I can be rapist and just ask for single combat every time I get caught, like wtf?
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>>218200308
the builder fucked that, they others fuck around near the wall at the edges but they can't cross it, even by sea. Reports of Others near the edges of the walls like nightwatch by the sea etc. But this is one thing the show seemed to get right, they can't cross the Wall
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>>218200335
correction moar liek ERECTION amirite lel
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>>218200343
trial by combat was for the charge of kidnapping, pay attention preston you silly fuck
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>>218200335
by the gods monke is cute af
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>>218200368
No?
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>>218200381
yes
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>>218200389
It literally fucking wasn't retard
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>>218200395
but it was, stay mad
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>>218200335
>princess
she's nonbinary
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>>218200404
That's the older version
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>>218200404
no thats old rhaenyra
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chuds are still seething over abigail philosophytube
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>>218200419
i do not engage with internet grifters
only anons have true discussions
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How baelor could not take one hit to the head while dunk survived several and war lance to the guts?
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>>218200448
helmet too small
probably took out the padding

dunk got hit in the front
i was kicked in the skull 7 times, i was fine after like 5 seconds
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>>218200162
Honestly for all the hype they picked such a mid actress
Young Cersei mogs her to oblivion
pretty much every lady of the court we saw mogs her except for the one that was promised to Bronn.
Bobby what the fuck were you simping for
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>>218200476
>Bobby what the fuck were you simping for
Her personality
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>>218200448
Back of the head is much softer than the front
the front of the helmet has some clearance between the head and metal
baelors helmet was too small, so the hit transfered all the energy into the fragile part of the skull
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>>218200448
maekar strong
aerion weak
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>>218200448
>helmet too small
>fancy show-off helmet that's supposed to look good
>meant to be good enough for jousting
>Maekar is really strong
>bad luck
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>>218200343
I see you've watched Preston.

We've discussed that a while ago. Not that gurm or the show goes into the legal technicalities of it all, but the issue seems to be whether the divine command to protect women and the innocent trumps the temporal ban on hurting princes. It's not a conflict of witness reports about a crime, but a conflict between two laws. It's a bit like if hurting someone was justified as self defense or not.
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>>218200476
>Bobby what the fuck were you simping for
being from a "great house" she probably had most of her teeth
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Is Aerion supposed to be such a pretty twink? Won't he get raped in the free cities?
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>>218200335
How do you correct a bratty princess??
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>>218199988
>"lord kikeberg, we're running out of budget, we can't do a 20 minute battle sequence..."
>"unleash the 10 minute pointless racemixxing muttslop propaganda to save money, ser director..."

At least it picked up when Arlan showed up.
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>>218200509
Which in itself is stupid because that's just chaos. Even the norse and germanics, obsessed about single combat, had laws
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>>218200448
Targaryen inbreeding gave him a paper skull.
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>>218200526
>pointless racemixxing muttslop propaganda
It's a shitty, wasteful sequence but I don't recall any actual racemixing taking place.
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Rape is okay if you do it against smallfolk
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>>218200308
The magic in the wall binds them to the north of the wall. As long as the wall stands, they can't leave the lands north of the wall.
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>>218200530
>the norse and germanics
probably both smarter than and superior to the Andals. seems pretty simple to me brah
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>>218200343
>In Westeros I can be rapist and just ask for single combat every time I get caught, like wtf?
You can't invoke the right for trial by combat unless you are a highborn or a knight.
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>>218200547
if she hadn't have died, dunc was going to create dysgenic homunculi with her and then have to spend his entire life apologizing for his klepto mutt wife's shitty behavior and looking down into the beady black mutt eyes of his children and seeing nothing of himself in their faces. Really dodged a bullet.
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>>218200554
What is their problem? Why can not they just chill behind the wall?
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>incredibly incestuous targs are all mega gigachads/stacys
>the less incestuous ones are all dysgenic freaks
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>>218200554
all they had to do was NOT deliver a dragon to the Others
good job khaleesee
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>>218200476
>Bobby what the fuck were you simping for
he simps for Ned
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>>218200576
>if she hadn't have died, dunc was going to create dysgenic homunculi with her
He wasn't. He'd have been this guy in the Old Navy shirt.
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>>218200162
You think this little slut made the eight?
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>>218200581
There's a reason why gurm has 2 sisters and the original Targayren to conquer westeros has 2 sister wives
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>hit your brother with mace
That was not wise
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do the wildlings and the others have a truce of some kind
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>>218200646
His brother was stopping him from getting to his son who was getting dunked on.
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>>218200646
Mother loved you best huh?
Go cry to mommy about it then.
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>>218200655
In the show we see them offer up babies for presumably some Epstein type deal.
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OH MY GOD WE FINALLY HAVE A NEW SUPER HERO
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>>218200663
Well, it seems maekar is crying like a bitch now for decades
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>>218200687
Maekar's not the crying type. He's definitely the seething type though.
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>>218200700
He is little bitch
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>The worst king is literally donald trump
when did george go woke?
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>Steely Pate is American
Wat
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>>218200718
I thought he was easily the weakest actor in the show. Honestly worse than Egg, even accounting for the fact that he's a kid. Just me?
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>do you have a source your grace?
>it came to me in a dream
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>>218200708
yeah but *leans in* he's strong
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>>218200448
even just a hard hit there without breaking bone can easily be fatal. caved in skull? forget it. highly unrealistic
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>>218200730
Yeah both were good actors, you're just... lord forgive me for uttering this word... a br*tcuck
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>>218200712
Aegon's appetites could be sated, Viserys actually believed he was right.
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Did you hear? He killed his brother during the trial of seven on purpose!
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>>218200712
Isn't he Henry VIII?
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how is George gonna subvert everything we know about Aegon IV
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>>218200758
I heard it was revenge for Baelor courting his late wife...
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>>218200712
he's always been a weirdo. he hatereads lotr every year and is obsessed with the idea of becoming the antitolkien.
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>>218200785
Liking trump is for weirdos
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I can't wait to finally see Sunspear in Season 2 :)
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the fortune teller in dunk was maggy the frog right
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Chuds BTFO
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Could Ser Arthur Dayne defeat Syrio in a fencing match? Or would he get finessed?

Obviously, Syrio gets ripped in half in a duel where Dayne has full access to his arsenal of knightly combat, disregard that, both are just wielding a foil in one hand and nothing in the other.
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>>218200782
Away to fuck! "Garin", I think it was (not that it matters)?
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>>218200448
Andal bones don't crack easily. But val*rian and d*rnish ones break like twigs.
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>>218200769
Yeah, that's exactly the point of reference Massa Jawge gave Amok/Roman Papsuev for the picture. *Trump's* that obese Essosi merchant who can't stop pissing himself and whose proper name I don't recall; people call him the "Yellow Whale".
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>>218200448
>survived
asterisk
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>>218200777
digits confirm
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>>218200823
she wishes. I thought maggy the frog was sexy as hell as depicted in the show
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>>218200530
Thinking about it some more: Dunk is actually accused of two crimes:

Daereon accuses him of having kidnapped Egg. Dunk and, more importantly, Egg himself dispute this, so it's actually the word of two princes against each other. This is an unclear conflict of statments and can be decided by Trial by Combat, calling the gods to witness.

Then Dunk is also accused of having hurt Aerion. No one denies that he did it, but Dunk argues he had to do it because his knightly vow to obey the will of the gods compelled him to it. This is where it get's murky, but I guess the gods are called to state if this was truly their will.

But yeah, overall Gurm clearly hasn't put a lot of thought into the legal system of westeros. He's a shit worldbuilder after all. There's a great little article by an historian about hiw Gurrm is too dumb to understand oaths and vows: https://acoup.blog/2019/06/28/collections-oaths-how-do-they-work/
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>>218200899
>Gurm clearly hasn't put a lot of thought into the legal system of westeros. He's a shit worldbuilder after all.
or on the same terms as good as tolkien
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>>218200448
>maester says Dun is dying
>it's never addressed again
He's just built different.
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Canonically Dunk the lunk thick as a castle wall slow as an aurochs has giant's blood in him which has regenerative qualities
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>>218200835
Ser Arthur Dayne lost to a frogman
Syrio lost to Merryn fucking Trant
they are both loser
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>>218200950
>Ser Arthur Dayne lost to a frogman
I'm absolutely certain the frogman hit Ser Arthur with a dart from a blowgun when he was least able to fend it off.
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>>218200950
the weak should fear the crannogman
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>>218200969
>nooooo, you have to engage in honorable 1v1 fi-ACK
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>>218200655
>>218200677
Only Craster sacrifices his babies to the Others. The other Wildlings are disgusted by him for doing that. The whole reason why the Wildlings are attacking the Wall is because they want to flee from the Others.
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He's a Strong Maekar Targaryen?
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Look at the state of this thread between shows.
Baelor would not have let this happen.
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>>218200899
>Daereon accuses him of having kidnapped Egg

>be Daeron
>have a dream of a giant and a dead dragon
>meet said giant at the inn
>dont notice Egg is gone until Maekar comes looking
>oh yeah that giant must have taken him
>wheres the wine?
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>>218201041
he needed good threads
for the board...
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AKOTSK S2:
>That's right cocksucker go back to Coldmoat
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Why didn't anyone ever build a castle or settlement here? Probably the best location in the Riverlands.
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>>218201101
Probably floods every year.
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Was Daeron in the fight? I think he was in the novella as one of the accusers.
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>>218201119
we see him in the tilt but we know he just took a dive as in the books
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>>218201093
kek
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>>218201013
NO!!!
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Who’s the uncle Philly of asoiaf
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>>218201093
>tfw the rent on a castle like this is $3000pcm in Trump's Westeros
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>>218201169
Aeron Greyjoy. On reflection it's probably just as well for Spoons that he *got* killed.
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>>218200835
big man with big sword > little man with little sword
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>>218201101
ground is too squishy and soft from the abundance of water or something
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>Honey, not wine. Wine will kill him.
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>>218201169
Ser Eustace:
>Dunk: Daemon Blackfyre, whatever happened there.
>Eustace: Whatever happened there...WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE? I'll tell you what happened, this piece of shit's great uncle put six arrows in the kid without any provocation, what so ever.
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>>218201311
That fucking animal Bloodraven, can’t even say his name
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>>218201266
I need good drones. The Hive...
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>>218201118
>>218201264
Why are Westerosi so shit at engineering?
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>>218201225
you hate when they go young like that
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God I love this slut
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>>218201311
wasn’t it 7 arrows
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House Targaryen is descended from the Dragonlords of old Valyria, yet they ride Wyverns and have a three headed Wyvern as their symbol. Why is this? Are Targaryen Wyverns mutant dragons that lost two limbs
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>>218201417
There are no dragons in the traditional sense in ASOIAF
just giant flying fire breathing wyverns
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>>218201417
Stop asking questions, goy.
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>>218201412
whore. she's a whore. she only ever has sex for personal gain.
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>>218199826
>BASTARDS
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>>218201481
>she only ever has sex for personal gain.
unlike all other women?
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>>218201465
what's the issue?
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>>218201465
if you dont like peach fuzz on a woman you're gay
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>>218201465
Her handmaidens would wax her regularly.
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>>218201101
>Harrenhall
>not built near a river or a natural harbor
I FUCKING HATE GEORGE SO MUCH WITH HIS SHITTY WORLD BUILDING
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>>218201585
Harrenhal was made to dab on everyone, it doesn't need to be reasonable.
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>>218201585
It was designed by 50 IQ Ironniggers
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>>218201465
are incel chud standards for women really this high?
Yet they don't mind when they finally hold their mentally ill discord tranny gf and feel the unmistakable frame of a man and the unmistakable stench of one... curious
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Baratheon bros...
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>have this practically begging you for cum at home
>still simping for some mid 4/10 from a frozen shithole that you saw maybe once in your life
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>>218201506
The theory of evolution is 'just a theory' because it can't necessarily be said to apply to all forms of life due to the theoretical possibility of some form of life to which evolution as we know it does not apply. It is unscientific to use absolute statements just in case there is some exception to the rule.

That being said, all women are whores, yes.
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>>218201666
robert secretly wanted to fuck ned but couldn't so lyanna was his best possible proxy
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>>218201666
>>218201687

BobbyB's kink is probably unwashed and unshaven ...
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>>218200448
If I remember correctly Baelor uses his sons armor so the helmet was too small which made him remove the padding.
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>>218201417
dragon leg autists should genuinely be culled from the genepool, every child should be tested for this brain damage and thrown into a woodchipper if they have it.
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>>218201687
Bobby liked tomboys
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>>218201666
Unceasing resting bitch face is a boner killer.
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>>218201706
Why on earth would he do that instead of borrowing a helmet from literally anyone else? Shit, just buy or borrow armor from any of the knights and armorers at the tourney. But no, George wanted his "OH MY GAWD IS THAT PRINCE VALARR???" moment.
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>>218201666
We dont choose who we love anon
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>>218201754
she was dead into him when she first married him though
she became bitter later when it was obvious that Robert didnt really love her
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>>218201787
>But lord Peasebury, you must help us in the battle!
>I'm afraid I must disappoint, peas suits me too well.
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>>218200162
Isnt this a stageplay? Youre barely gonna see their faces, their vocal and physical performances matter way more
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>>218201774
because GRRM is a fan of the switched armor literature trope
Like patrocolus and achilles
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Lyanna must be some looker if you got people fighting for her.
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>>218201774
>showing off to a fight in mismatched armor
The embarassment of other lords gossiping about it and of not being able to throw sigil related puns is a worse fate than death
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>>218201804
Wasnt Circe fucking his brother way before that?
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>>218201848
She was having sex with Jaimes since they were teenagers yeah, but she was still all about bobby
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>>218201848
>his
ffs *her
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i liked the show but does it really need like 10 fucking seasons? wonder how many times they'll recast egg
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>>218201877
this shit is not getting 10 seasons
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>>218199821
I get it, cause hes hot drunk, rite?
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>>218201877
really doubtful it will have 4 (assuming GRRM finishes a novella before 2029)
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>>218201890
>assuming GRRM finishes
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>>218201877
Why would they recast? They will just timeskip 1.5-2 years every season.
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>>218201510
What if you like it on twinks?
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>>218200785
I too get off making gay headcanons
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>>218201901
Does the fat fuck have any kids btw? If he does it would explain his chuck fetish as well tbqhwy.
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>>218201932
It cancels out to being non binary?
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Sort these by the order you think they happen
>Next Dunk story release
>Fire and Blood 2
>Winds
>Ger dies
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Brightflame did nothing wrong
every stage play we see in Westeros has been treasonous
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>>218202017
>Ger dies
>the rest
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>>218202017
nuclear war
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>>218201821
I don't accept for a moment that Lyanna was even *close* to being as attractive as Monica Bellucci.
>>218201807
>I'm afraid I must disappoint, peas suits me too well.
Not as well as fucking human flesh though.
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>>218202007
Non-binary is kinda gay as a baseline tho.
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>>218202050
Rhaegar just named her Queen of Love and Beauty just because....of her brown hair?
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>>218201367
Ser Brynden Rivers ("Lord Bloodraven"), the great and self-sacrificing brain of the realm.
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>no Alicent onahole
why even live
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>>218202087
Newsflash anon, the guy who plunged the realm into war and ended his family's bloodline for some northern pussy might not have been thinking in terms of objective beauty. Sometimes a 7/10 with a good personality ruins a mans life way worse than a 10/10 cardboard cutout could
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>>218202087
NO, ANON, NO. It was the "wolf blood" ie the euphemism House Stark types use when referring to hereditary retardation.
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>>218202087
It was a prophecy/dream thing.
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I gave another chance to HoTD and im so fucking mad it's shit and unwatchable. Was done after two eps. It could easily be as kino as knight and even more so
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>>218202116
younf alicent a cute but dejected milf alicent a best
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the streets are saying that the fortune teller was Shiera Seastar in glamour
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>>218202005
He doesn't
No one to pick up his mantle
He also ordered his notes to be burned immediately upon his demise
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>>218202141
its worth getting through the slop for Viserys kino imo, once he's gone the show dies though
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>save the kingdom
>tomboy pussy
You can only have one. You know what the right choice is.
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>>218202148
BROTHEL QUEEN
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>>218202148
adult alicent always has that same tortured, exasperated look its pretty annoying
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>30+ years of ASoIaF
>still not a single decent videogame based on it
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>>218202179
thats what years of leper dick and dealing with three dangerously autistic kids does to woman
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>>218201311
Ser Useless the Disloyal
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>>218202165
what if it's a tomboy kingdom
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>>218202189
>what is CK2/3 mods
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>>218202165
but i want femboys
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>>218202199
Then you won
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>>218201101
That map is wrong.
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>>218202189
>Warband ACOK
>CK2 AGOT
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>>218202163
paddy as viserys is a terrible miscast. Feels like paddy considine in a wig. Doesn't register as a character at all. I see actor, not a character. Same thing with matt smith as daemon
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>>218202191
lel
they did do a good job of getting young and old to look almost the same
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>>218202204
sip*
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>>218202214
You have autism
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>>218202214
like you pretending you don't love men
lol gay
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>>218202141
really? im on ep 4 and its kino
my only criticisms are the black velaryons and messaria is awful
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>>218202214
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Are we keeping this general until hotd season 3?
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>>218202214
Thats just autism anon, I agree on smith, he stands out too much, but paddy gives a killer performance, especially as he starts to rot. After reading the book I think making viserys look meek and unassuming fits the role much better than a big fat guy
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>>218202229
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>>218201311
>Dunk: Daemon Blackfyre, whatever happened there.
"Daemon's body was hard. So hard. Yes...hard, Ser Duncan..."
>Ser Useless's thighs fall expectantly open
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>>218202204
Oberyn...
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>>218202229
still 4 months away, we won't make it
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>>218202215
yeah I think most of the timeskip recastings work, that one is especially good. The only one that breaks my suspnetion of disbelief is Aegon II, but I get that the younger one was David Tennant nepo-casting kek
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>>218202229
Though All Men Do Despise Us, anon
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>>218202214
This is the gayest post ever written in a /got/ general
Out of ALL the complaints with hotd to have, you must be the first to say that Paddy was miscast after his stellar performance
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>>218202257
then everybody does a big shit on the island & it becomes the ISLE of FECES lel
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>>218202249
The Gods have been kind, our silos are full, our women and babes healthy. This thread has survived a thousand winters, and it will weather this one as well.
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>>218202249
I find your lack of memes disturbing
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Is Errion Aaratheon going to be the Darkstar of live action?
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But I don't fucking want HotD. I want more dunk n egg
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>>218202267
Let's see if we can't do something about that.
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>Lucas only has adopted kids
>Grrm doesn't have kids

What's with fantasy writers and not having kids
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>>218202271
i can t spell, meant to be ARRION BARATHEON
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>>218202271
>>218202293
I hope so
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>>218202257
Raventree Hall is northwest of Stone Hedge, across the Red Fork, further from Harrenhal.
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>>218202292
dey huwhite
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>>218202271
there's only one Darkstar anon
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>>218202279
we get to see more aemond :)
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>>218202292
seeing how they tend to write women in their books... they might swing the other way or be pedos
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I've seen so many people say the roast joke went over their heads. How the fuck?
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>>218202315
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>>218202271
>cuts Helena’s ear, says “I am of the storm” and jumps out of window
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>>218202315
moar liek GAYmond amirite lel
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>>218202301
>The castle is located north of Riverrun, southwest of Oldstones, and west of Fairmarket. Ironman's Bay is to the northwest.
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>>218202320
it was a cremation not a roast
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>>218202292
Grrm is a highly irresponsible man, who cannot finish his novels and probably shudders at the idea of having to be responsible for raising children

The fact that he's also a socdem leaning person doesn't help as they believe humans are ruining the planet and white people are bad etc etc
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>>218202321
auramaxxing
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>>218202316
> seeing how they tend to write women in their books...
Besides GRRMs obsession with young girls having sex, what’s wrong how he writes women
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>>218202343
Virtuously signaled, anon. If only he could be more like Terry Goodkind.
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>>218202321
My PRINCE REGENT (and thanks to RYON and Hess cutting Maelor out of the story, also the heir to the iron throne lel)
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>>218202189
Closest thing is actually an 10/10 game.
Dragon Age Origins
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>>218202336
>Ironman's Bay
moar like ironman's GAY amirite lel
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>>218202363
Shit combat, shit encounter design, boring setting, and mid plot.
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>>218202358
Kind of glad they bitched out about that, I'm not sure I'd want to see a screaming child torn apart by a mob
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ever since i started taking physillium husk my stools are much smoother and i no longer have hemorhoids
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>>218202320
I'm more concerned by the amount of people who didn't understand the purpose of the scene where Arlan tells his penny tree origins.

>Ser, why did you never knight me?
>Have I ever told you that story about how knights die all the time?
>Yes.
>Well let me tell you it again.
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>>218202336
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>>218202189
2012 RPG was based, fuck you.
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>>218202189
It’s called Skyrim you retard
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>>218201786
>a Prince helps you have a chance to prove your innocence
>risks his life
>loses his life
>one of your new friends shits on his death
how do you respond without sounding mad?
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>>218202378
You don't need to see it, you can see the mob closing on the child and a cut away
The point is that its needed to inform Daeron's choices, how a prince called the daring who was by all accounts a chill guy ends up being as genocidal as his brothers
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>>218202393
HEY NOW HEY NOW NOW SING THIS CORROSION TO ME
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>>218202411
Politely, because your new friend did all the same, while risking more
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>>218202353
>what’s wrong how he writes women
Idk how to explain it but the ones that he writes as morally good are veeeryyy tomboyish and the ones that don't are like the pinnacle of evil or whores. Not even gonna go into the young girls having sex stuff or rape.
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>>218202189
>post calls out no good video games for it
>all replies recommend mods or games with no relation
pottery
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>>218202411
> risks his life
None expected him to die, he is only one that wasn’t risking his life on Dunks side
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>>218202411
>you and lads volunteer to help a new friend
>prince waltzes in, going against literally 6/7 who are not allowed to hurt him because of vows/family bonds
>retard gets himself killed because he removed padding from his helmet
>new friend is only sad about this retard, when two of the lads died
>oh and prince is a targshit
Lyonel was completely justified.
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>>218202378
holy reddit



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