We're so back edition>What is Elestanque.live?An offshoot of Fishtank.live but hosted by an El Salvador crew independently of FTL/Sam Hyde. Season 2 is planned to last for 20 days and will have approximately 6 contestants. >When did it start?Yesterday.>Don't they just speak Spanish?No, in season 2, everyone is mandated to speaking English, and tax is imposed on anyone caught speaking Spanish. They've cast bilinguals this season.>Why should I watch this?The audience has greater control over the narrative than FTL, because the frogs (contestants) actually pause and listen to each TTS that comes through and usually complies with it. The frogs do not talk over TTS or ignore TTS, unless the TTS message is gibberish.>Why should I support this?It's a small Latin American company that has a good crew, such as Roberto and Raffa, and your support won't be lost on a bunch of wiggers.>Can I watch for free?You can watch the director cam for free on Youtube or on the elestanque.live website. To watch individual cams, you'll need to pay for the $15 season pass (which comes with tokens that you can spend on TTS).>How much is TTS?Right now, each TTS costs about $1 compared to $20+ for FTL.>Links:https://elestanque.live/https://www.youtube.com/@ElEstanque_Livehttps://x.com/Estanquedotlive
Kill yourself
I heard the Mexican contestants are delayed because of the civil war narco terror thing
>>218203896Yeah, at least two of them are, maybe a third. They should be arriving today or maybe tomorrow by the latest.
I said no but here I am
How long till they get robbed and executed by MS13? That's the only thing that could happen to these retarded losers that would make me watch a clip
>To watch individual cams, you'll need to pay for the $15 season pass Fucking Mexican kikes
where are the Latina babes???
Anyone who missed out on S1 of Elestanque and hasn't seen this should watch this if you're interested in how crazy things eventually get.https://youtu.be/Sm8XM3UVEFc?t=1434Watch for about 2 minutes.
>>218204068No thanks
nina is a nigger she's a fucking nigger NIGGER
>>218203816/ftl/ is already dead, why are you expecting people to post here for a stream no one fucking cares about retard
holy shit is it time again? lets go!
>>218204068
>>218204194People care about elestanque, and some people don't know about it. Elestanque is different and better than Jet's predatorial ftl schemes
>>218204068SARA MY BELOVED <3 <3 <3
>>218204228>People care about elestanque
>people care about elesanqueI swear, the fishtank audience is the most batshit one I’ve seen in years
our boy is back baby
>>218204228you and like 2 other people
>>218204264>pass holdersbrs are so delusional lmao
Sardine tin niggas are saving their dono money for S5 this shit is pointless
>>218204264Youtube had 250 live viewers yesterday. That's 5x more than Season 1.
me and all my homies will be watching this shit again
>>218204332Elestanque is better than Sardine tin by a long shot. It has a far superior production staff.
>>218204264I think the saddest shit is they actually think there's enough hype around fishtank or s5 that they can capitalise off of it. enjoy burning all your earnings on hosting feeds no one is watching
>>218204336>>218204333cool, hope you guys have fun
>>218204332>Sardine tin niggas..yikes
>>218204333I dont give a fuck if a million are watching. The time for fishtank knock offs is over. Jetcucks need to realize this let it go. S5 will be dead within a week and all this will over. Its slop
>>218204373Thanks bro
>>218204363Costs in Latin America are so low that they'll profit off it. Season 1 did insanely well.
pepsi is not a cola knock off when cola has become waterthink about it
>>218204363Yeah its sad they should just end it and move on. There is no more life left in fishtank
>>218204416Agreed, because of Jet and the wiggers' bullshit. But the concept still is great, and elestanque is great.
>>218204363the only reason to watch S5 is to see if some mentally ill fan tries to get them kicked out of town again
anyone else remember when they astroturfed tf out of this shit in the s4 threads, pandered to wigger hate, then later complained that they couldnt capture a latin audience and were forced to sell out to daddy jet to make any money
wiggers should be hunted and put down like sick animals
>>218204438
>elestanque is great.
put a cryo on
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>218204447Now they are pandering to the orbitors. Spictank was a good honest alternative and then they immediately got on their knees for wigger cock.
>>218204455Truuuuuuuuuuuu
>>218204447i can't blame them for selling out but that indeed was pretty lame
>>218204447They didn't sell out to Jet. Elestanque has nothing to do with the wiggers, especially season 2. It's not hosted on ftl or anything.
>>218204447>makes a bunch curated spanish ads targeting latin viewers>immediately posts the stream on /ftl/ anyway>can never be its own thing now
Big Shadia was stomping aroundThe Fishtank set like a big playgroundWhen suddenly Letty burst from the shadeAnd hit big ole shadi with a piss grenadeShadi got pissed and began to attackBut didn't expect to be blocked by ChrisWho proceeded to open up a can of Fat-FuWhen Chris Lynch came out of the blueAnd he started beating up airsoft fatttThen they both got flattened by the stickermule truckBut before it could make it back to the wigger caveAbi popped out of her graveAnd took an AK-47 out from under her hatAnd blew Letty away with a rat-a-tat-tatBut She ran out of bullets and he ran awayBecause coolclods came to save the day
>>218204593Associating with sardine tin fags and ab is the kiss of death for it. They had Jimmy do a promo for it we are not the target audience. Roberto is completely fucking retarded if he could not read the room and see this. They should have just stayed in their own lane. They only made money on S1 becuase the got TJ and Binx to farm tts i think people forget that. What are they gonna do this time bring on fucking Arye lol
>>218204611They should let ftl run it
>>218203829>>218204140>>218204264>>218204461>if Daddy Sam didn't make it, I won't watch itLmao cry harder. Drumpfoids BTFO
Big shadia BIG
>>218203816Wow, Stav lost a lot of weight
>>218204799both shows are dogshit, this streamer house shit has gone way too stale
imagine if they get spanish claire on.. this show would become a cult classic overnight
>El Estanque>The Stank
>>218204838>become a cult classicimpossible without cooch
>>218204799It's cringe sardine tin approved slop they will have them in hobby horses in a week. The last people that should be pandred to is fishtank fans they should be hung from lamp posts.
>>218203816This shit is gay as fuck. Rather watch hacked IP cameras
>>218204838They should do a Powtank reunion in a room then ftl might actually give a fuck
>>218204799this entire concept needs to end or get a complete shakeup, s4 proved that. they're just regurgitating the same formula
Joopy
>>218204944S4 was their biggest and most popular day 1.
bill ottman drinking himself to sleep at night because he feels awful about unleashing Fishtank onto the world
Fishtank season 4 was the most successful season that propelled the stream to new heights
>>218204968S4 has no cultural relevance.
>>218204968so? it sucked ass and was the same shit with the same bits and a boring cast with nowhere to go even if it hadn't ended
S4 cast Fat women Shinji but worse18 year old asian Jet groupie Australian womenDrunk manMentally retarded man but actually disabledAnnoying happa simpbaitCartoon JewAnd a fishtank fan self insert in SethIf you wanna pretend any of that was good you should kill yourself. S5 will be great because somehow Jet will make it even worse before it explodes in his face.
Not paying $15 to watch Hispanics make asses of themselves when I can go down to Lowe’s and see the same thing.
>Felix pacing back and forth, demanding from production that they order him a large breakfast
>>218204953>>218205189WE LOVE TO GOOP FOR JOOP <3 <3 <3
>>218205251sad they don't have Waffle House. poor beaners :/
Let’s all love Klaus, Jin, and Cyro
>>218205305>one shot at gooping 4 joop>wastes it on poopleigh instead my estimation of cryo as a manchild plummeted that day
Joopy iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou ahhhhhh
I just hope that Ellie has a terrible day
>>218205189joopy posting is coming back in a big way for s5
>>218204913Abi’s pimp wouldn’t allow it, Caire is too busy being a drunk, and TJ disappears for most of the year.
>>218205334those guys literally tried to rape me
>>218205395
>>wakes up, sees others still asleep>paces back and forth, sometimes walking right past the sleeping frogs>talking loudly to himself the entire time>at one point demanding breakfast be ordered for him>eventually crawls back into bed right next to his still-sleeping frogs>loudly smacks his lips>wiggles his foot>makes odd sounds in general>no attempt at being quiet>keeps making loud fake-yawns, fake-coughs>shuffling around, causing more noise to people sleeping literally right next to himwtf
punch loves this show
fuck off klaus u faggot most annoying mentally ill piece of shit in the threads
>>218205844I don't think Klaus posts anymore, does he? I don't see "chat" like I used to.
woke upfeeding my spiders todayfasting because i ate too many potatos last night
>>218205877>fasting because i ate too many potatos last nightmashallah neckhole guy
>>218205869He stops the avatarposting when we’re on /tv/, because the Jannie’s here care more than the /bant/ ones do. But he still makes it known that it’s him every now and then.
>>218205909he definitely shits up the binx threads from time to time
day 2 is gonna be lit
>>218205948He's a huge fucking homoand he wants one of us to fuck him in the assklaus is a worthless faggot
>>218206010sounds like a job for a certain 450 pound autistic prostitute island boy
>>218205737Godbless that lil monkey
i think about tayleigh every day still
Fishtank season 5 will use shrank in the dryer bed sheets to make them hard to put on in order to subtly humiliate the contestants
>>218206194what does she do now?
>>218206194this but with claire every month
>>21820625890% of the time she's in her neetnest watching youtube and crocheting while he parents fight in the background
streamers are not television or film kys fishfags
>>218206419Dont worry S5 will be the last
>>218206419We're not fishfags though, we're frogbros.
>>218206419what if its on tv in el salvador tho
>>218206419This is being broadcast live on all Latinx airwaves, check out telemundo
>>218206419i forgot what i was gonna say
wtf captcha bs is this
Dead thread
GayGuyGossipGroup
Estanque is LIVE on YouTube.com!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu9yYUrnVAM
JUNGLIST MASSIVE
There is currently about 100 people watching this holy grim
LubeCooch
>>218210972you goddamn right
new contestant and revealing a split house start aka tribes
>>218205395shadowfax chat
Everything after bloodgames has been disastrous
and now the show sucks for bringing in sardine tin people
Jet had a business with a built-in money printer and still failed
>>218211586stream stars and its effects on the fishtank community have been disastrous
>>218203829fpbp
>>218211606Everything after bloodgames has been disastrous
hey, its me againfighting urgestrying to pick a game to playwatching westerns
when does claire show up
Hey where’s the latinas in this joint? Haha
>>218209076g4 y'all
call me when sara shows her tits
>>218211648she has a prior engagement
>>218211667vip website members are currently watching the secret shower cam, her tits are glorious
tribesreward challengeseliminationmerge
klaus jinbenleakssloanshadinorwayclaire austin/prickthe greats
>>218211639what urges
>>218211720survivor 50 starts tonight y'all
TLP!
>>218211744what about me
>>218211749We are tlp We carry the flame
does /tv/ know about the snowglobe
now I can post with an id and nobody will know which posts are mine
Why is the American segregated from the Latinx
>>218211883i know everything about you
>>218211747mr. beast kino
I drank to much last night and I puked
s5 host prediction pollhttps://strawpoll.com/e2naXoK2vyB
>>218211921i am sorry sweet pea are you having fun in nevada
>>218211921fuck off loser
>>218211921why cant you post in the ellie general? it would be a service to the community.
The streamstar fag has immediately made everyone else way more likable by comparison
>>218211921Try smoking more weed preferably edibles with a large THC count. That usually cures my hangovers.
>>218211921Ew, why does your puke look like that
>>218211827what urges
>>218204193ackchually nina is a princess
>>218211951Yes
>>218211894I'm scared
Sara needs to release her melons
>>218205395the real tlp
Now that we are anon again i have to get this off my chest.I love Letty and yes im Jewish.
>>218212147Now that I am anonymous I can finally confess this deep dark secretIt would feel so good to cum all over Lettys pretty face Thank God no one will know who I am!
Lettyseethers are subhuman
>>218212075javier's army will protect you
>>218212201Shalom
>>218212147there’s literally nothing wrong with being jewish
anyone got a link to that ppvtv website that streams all the cams? I took it off my bookmarks like a retard after last season of Fishtank because I assumed it was so over but it turns out we're so fucking back.
season 5 starts in 17 days
Im black and im a mod for Letty its cool man.
>>218212261season 50 starts in 2 hours 17 minutes
>>218212259>tvnew extension is .tothey're not hosting any fishtank related content right now
>>218211921D'awww what a little bitty bundle of joy :)
Nina is committing tax fraud btw super illegal i have reported her
>>218212261Questions are being answered like never before!Its an amazing experience!
do we like e-boy jet?
>>218212282Yea we’re gonna need better some latinas
>>218205377that's not right
>>218212349Apature is on the way have faith
Guys, it will pick up tomorrow we have all the stars comingBurtJimmy JobeTaylegh
>>218212394no daniel no estanque
Nigger Yuriy is a delusional nerd. He’s why Nigger Nina is a delusional whore!
>>218212414trish could save el estanque right now
>>218212415>delusional princessftfy
>>218212394the actual person they have lined up is aryeh which is somehow even more embarrassing
>>218212437Nigger Nina isn’t just a catchy name. She is a nigger. Born to hate, and destined to burn in hell!
>>218212437why didnt you fix the other part
soon
Why did she fucking do it bros? She had a future, possibilities, options, etc. Why does she want to end up just like her mother?
>>218212423Trish needs to stay away from those orbitor freaks. She is good on her own
>>218212340We only like Klaus now I think
>>218212439Jesus thats actually embarrassing
>>218212568milk couch
she just really wanted to get slimed at wiggers choice awards
>>218212581shut up klaus
hey guys, its me, pepe guy, I'll be making the season 5 bingo card sooni'll also be making a ciara/marky memorial bingo card again whenever we get the females names
did you miss me chat?
Start praying for the fathers and boyfriends of s5 right now
>>218212340He is soo cute
>>218212719Back off bitch
>>218212709how does he not know about abothestabo from season 2
>>218212692hey pegs ive missed you so much i was literally losing sleep over youwhy were you ghosting me babe chat?
here's the bingo card
>>218212719that's cool because you're like a cool woman and you can like whoever you like because its your business and totally legit i just have to bonk you for that *bonk* haha no but seriously please pick up the phone
Klaus scares me
>>218212978just pick up the phone you fucking bitchwhy do you always need to make it so hardPICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
im sorry i was just doing a bit
>>218212568She's finessed tens of thousands from jet leading him on and never effed those wiggers
>>218213020she got herpes chat it's disgusting
>>218213020her virginity is her fortress she maybe be a young nigga but /our/girl is not a babygoy
>>218213020she literally lives in georgia with him lol
>>218213029Just like Taylor
>>218211924>no votes for bam is there any reason to think why bam wouldn’t be hosting? he seems like an obvious choice, no?
>>218213078do you guys have brains?
Jet is really dating a high schooler
>>218213095she's not in high school anymore, she dropped out (lmao)
>>218213089Why are you answering my question with a question instead of an answer?
like im totally into roberto
dropping out of high school to date jet neptune
>>218213040just out here lying
>>218213089There will be people who fall for the simp shit for the 5th time so no
>>218213110she did it all for the nookie
>>218213141angie visited her and she was in georgia
jin said ellie graduated high school and got accepted into multiple colleges
ny and gang-gooned at the lakehousethats crazy
>>218213182jin doesn't even exist he is made up
>>218213202that's fair
>>218213177Ellie flew in for a date and picked up her sugar daddy allowance
>>218213219cope
>>218213224I saw this exhibit the other day and it brought me to tears. Truly beautiful.
Possilibies for new host>Sam playing a characterMost likely option. He has nothing better going on so why not stay at a hotel in georgia for a month?>Alex Stein2nd most likely and for the same reason. >Turkey TomHe might still be in hiding though idk>Brandon BuckinghamIt'd probably get in the way of his near death grift though>Xavier RavenwoodI think he has a real job in new england though>Lettybecause the wiggers are actually stupid enough to do it>Airsoftfattybecause he'd probably be better than half of the options
>Angie>Ellie>Jin Season 4 was so grimNo wonder Sam is no longer interested in the project
>>218213177guess angie lives there too
>>218213267sam likes angie thoughbeit
>>218213249they already said it wasn't Stein
Estanque production please I cannot emphasize this enough:Your show is flopping. The only way to unflop it is torture the stream star freak to absolute max of what's legal in El Salvador. Whatever that is push it to the absolute limit. I wish you could literally kill him but trust me. Makes his life actual hell in the most Hispanic way possible and you might have a show
>>218213284nope she lives in florida like always
guy who genuinely thinks sam will fly to georgia for a month of the poop show
>im actually the showrunner and main producer youve all been duped into the prison bit failing within hours into the darkest of days into killing the entire franchisenow thats kek
>>218213267this nigga HATES asians
>>218213354/ftl/ made me racist
>>218213029that means abi and claire have herpes too?
noice noice
i told you fags i went to school with ellie and she was a known slut but you said i was larping. You owe me an apology.
>>218213322this but.. it unironically is true
There'll be a season 5?!
>>218213389Tell us something we didn't know or stfu
>>218213407its gonna be the big one
>>218213407yes it starts march 15th
>>218213432"the village" idea that was floating around was pretty damn cool
>>218213407They built a little village inside a warehouse and have been doing final touch ups to the themed rooms recently.
>>218203816damn, jet be fumin right now that the pond is top of /tv/. face it faggot, your show sucks. it's over.
>>218213468nobody itt is even talking about el estanque
Ice's stream is going to F the second he goes into the jungle and it will be a total failure
>>218213465>>218213432They're such theater kids. This shit will be just LARPing with e-girls that jet wants to fuck lmao
>>218213486bitchtank 2
I bet u taste bomb
>>>/trash/
ice poseidon was raped by an orange baboon tarantula in the waning wet days of winter 2026
>>218213382they only kissed his butthole
>>218213590psure ice & his leeches are gonna catch yellow fever or some disease soon
They're going back to the RV btw
canello update?
>>218213628true
>>218213659why mints catch a stray
>>218213659they bought a sprinter van, retard
>>218213717so they downgraded from an RV? Bleak.
>>218213659Imagine signing up to be Jet's workhorse doordash slave
cute couple
>>218213782Bill Ottman will pay for fumbling this
im not entirely comfortable with the elestanque name cause to me that sounds a little but to much like the stank and i am not ok with that
>>218213765The average fishtank fan would do it For Free
>>218213841the stank is an accurate name for how shit it is
>>218213815You can't blame ottman for tjs spastic brain damage making him incapable of saying more than two word phrases
>>218213782TJ is incredibly boring and overratedclaire is a hateful whore
>>218213898you have to admit though he gets a lot of pussy
>>218213961He fucked Taylor because Sam forced her to that's it
>>218213782leave him alone already you freak
>>218213465lol there is zero chance they built out an entire village inside a warehouse between now and the time s4 ended.
>>218214013we like to tell jokes here
>>218213961? he's still a virgin
put a piper on
>>218214113the entire globe is saying this
>>218214073He fucked Taylor, Letty, Claire, and Binx that we know of.
Someone's daughter will be spending the next 30 days with this
>>218213961?
>>218214240Source: Your Ass
ROBERTO BRINGING ELESTANQUE LITERAL WARHAMMER 40K? FUCK YEAH
>>218214273we literally saw him finger binx on camera
>>218214288hell yeah
>>218214246he looks like he watches anime
>>218214240>He fucked Taylor, Letty, Claire, and Binx that we know of.Does TJ know about this?
>>218213249The new host is an unknown actor guy that knows nothing ab fishtank so they're using him as a meta bit which is what they do when they gave up on it being good
>all 4 contestants have to live in a sprinter van because of another zoning issue on day 3 forces them outexpect the expected
>>218213961more like fumbles a lot of pussy lol
>>218214378ball brothers world tour
> samefagging and shitposting about thomass3 and 4 produced nothing
>>218214295no we didn't
>>2182142401 of those women dumped him and the other 3 friend zoned him because he's a sperg lol
TJ never had sex with Taylor
>>218214424correction: tj actually friend zoned claire
>>218214295no that was some Asian woman during season 3
>>218214326does ben know that they’re actors?
>>218214367
>>218214440binx really fucked that girl and cried about it and nobody was allowed to bring it up for the rest of the season
>>218214478thats crazy
s5 will involve 11 herbs and spices
TJ's parents never told him about the birds & bees so he still believes babies come from the stork
>>218214478coddled nontent bad woman
>>218214470i like this one
Erm I love Nina
>they dont remember the binx thread commiting mass suicide while tj was cuddling her
>skin walkers>skin walkers skin-walking skin walkers
finally no more clan tts
Remember when someone ratio'd Sylvia's newborn baby photos on twitter? Goddamn.
>>218214600finally no more fishtank
> (1/3) captcha for every postthis normal for /tv/?
>>218214670fishtank returns in 18 days
>>218214708and after that will end for good in less than 18 days
Television and Film
>>218214747jet always wins buddy
>>218212915Pretty good but it needs something like "show ends early for any reason" lol
>>218214779wonder what she did with her hair, great glow up she looked like shit back then
>>218214478Macaroni noises confirmed
>>218214779we need more letty tits in here
>>218214786> previous season cancelled> sam quitit's gonna end
>>218212978i can't wait to tell our /tv/ friends about all the adventures the preseason thread had with each other!!!
>>218214840From drinking herself to sleep at 8 am in her parents’ house, to drinking herself to sleep at 8 am in Thailand while chasing drug addict cock! Can’t wait for her next few years! Nigger Nina will be drinking herself to sleep in space by then!
no scott no fishtank
Any new Angie leaks?
el estanque status?
>>218215110Currently doing great. They're doing a 500-piece puzzle, but a leaf-blower blew all their puzzle pieces away :(
>>218215110puzzlemaxxing
S5 house adress will be leaked in 17 days
>>218215121riveting
lucid dreaming in order to communicate with mr. poop to get season 5 leaks
>>218215005jet really just saying shit
>>218215005real
>Recognizing every DD_Genes post and samefag
wishes for season 5?
Migrate:>>218215353>>218215353>>218215353
>>218215361we don't need this shit
