Zesty Ashford Septon Edition Previous Thread>>218210786
>>218213534First for juicy red head
>>218213534is that a they or a them?
>>218213534does he has a penis or vargina
>>218213534you could blow they/their pussy out easy as fuck btw
pick your team of champions like your life depends on it
>>218213534is he a boy or...?
>>218213534is that a boy or a girl?
>>218213557team daybe is op compared to the others
>>218213557Team Dayne and it isn’t even close
>>218213557team blackfyre is the only team with no weak links
>>218213557Lannister, putting jamnie and sandoq on the same team is unfair
>>2182135214 eyes are better then 3.If an attack is coming from the one-eyed rider's blind side then it'll be up to the dragon to react once it realizes the rider isn't going to give the command. Those are valuable seconds wasted.
>>218213557Dont even need loras at that point, I guess you could have him spread his bussy to distract the niggas.
>>218213571>Fraud of the Morning>Faggot of Flowers
>>218213571>>218213581dunk never became a top tier fighter, oberyn gets too cocky and will lose to the mountain after taking him out, and loras is not great
>>218213557wait holy shit this is actually really well balanced
>>218213557why the fuck did Barristan get the worst team
>>218213557Team dayne is OP as fuck
>>218213610Jaime talked about how much Loras reminded him of himself, and that he’s gotten too good too young. He also does well at tourneys
>>218213557either team Bobby B or team DB
>>218213557Team Bobby.
>>218213610dunk is enough to take snow. Oberyn and the mountain kill each other. Loras and Dayne stomp Barristan and Daemon.
>team Dayne is OPare you people baiting?
>>218213557I think Baelor is a jobber but I can’t not be on team Bobby.
>>218213557>team Barristan>legend>giant retard>inbred retard>less inbred retardsomeone doesn't like Selmy
>>218213647Jaime and Loras are top tier fightersDunk is a tankOberyn has a freaking poison spear
>>218213621Erm did you not see show Daemon 1v1000'ing a bunch of pirates? How an entire regiment of archers with high ground shot at him and missed while he 360 no scoped the bad guy? Pshhhh, nothin personel, but Daemon is the GOAT.... THE GOAT fuck hotd is so retarded its unreal, people were really complaining about dunk getting too many mortal wounds when daemon was devil may crying niggas in the "good" season of hotd
>>218213646>defeating the weakest teamNot a great achievement.
>>218213680>JaimeDayne*
The Others and Dragons are clearly products of massive blood rituals to create artificial magic creatures, dragons are obviously based on wyverns and Others men and maybe Ice Dragons. Also Ice Dragons could nuke the Valyrian Fraud monsters
>>218213557judging based off of overall quality of warrior it's Blackfyre, there is no jobber on his team unlike every other team
>>218213557Team Baratheon would mope the floor with anyone. People saying Dayne overestimate Dunk, he was never a top tier fighter. In Baratheon team you have all the goats from their respective eras plus Baelor who is no weakling, and i assume uses his own armor in this, not Valars...
>>218213610>Loras is not great Literally in contention for best living fighter per GRRM
>>218213680>Loras are top tier fightersnot really, he's up there but he's not on the level of Dayne, Jaime, Selmy
>arguing about fictional character power levels, with some of their info only amounting to a few sentences written by an obese retard
>>218213727GRRM is a retard when it comes to his own fighters, fucking Garlan is better than Loras
>>218213727He meant that Loras is an amazing jouster. But with swords even Loras himself admits that Garlan is far better.
>>218213557the team leaders are all the best fighters in the verse, cutealso the answer is obviously team Dragonknight
>>218213733>>218213754> He's me. I am speaking to myself, as I was, all cocksure arrogance and empty chivalry. This is what it does to you, to be too good too young. - Jaime> The Knight of Flowers was still half a boy, arrogant and vain, but he had it in him to be great, to perform deeds worthy of the White Book.- Jaime>Have you seen Mace Tyrell's boy? The Knight of Flowers, they call him. Now there's a son any man would be proud to own to. Last tourney, he dumped the Kingslayer on his golden rump, you ought to have seen the look on Cersei's face. I laughed till my sides hurt.- Bobby B
>>218213557why is Bradley Cooper there
>>218213772Who says they all have to fight melee? No war lances? Sounds like the other teams are full of PUSSIES
>>218213786Didn't Daemon Blackfyre get BTFO by arrows?
>>218213534SEX WITH GWIN
>>218213811I think the implication is that they will wrestle naked.
>>218213742it's fun
>>218213830Loras wins by a LANDSLIDE he gapes that bussy and distracts the enemy long enough for Dunk to wipe them all out
>>218213830Renly's wet dreams be like:
...Dayne?
>>218213823Arrows fashioned out of weirwood trees controlled by a tree-wizard. You can’t critique him for that.
>Writes about tall, muscular, rugged and competent men whom all the women swoon for>looks like thisDo you think it has an effect on his mental health? How does he do it?
>>218213823yeah, magic arrows from a mile away in a surprise attack while he was helping his opponent get to safety, you could probably use his honor against him but dying from 7 arrows hardly takes away from how useful he would be in a melee
>>218211431>Dunk-dragonnani?
>>218213557i have to go with team Jaime, Sandoq is a fucking menace and Brienne might arguably be better than Dunk
>>218213881>self insert as sam
>>218213903Idk if any woman 8 inches shorter than any man could win any fight ever
i watched dunk and have a question. so the king, like the actual ruler of the seven kingdoms, entered a trial by combat to kill his sons?
>>218213823ofc they used arrows to beat him, no one could beat him in a fight
>>218213924
If Daemon and Aegon did a wifeswap one night it would be like the most Targaryen thing ever
>>218213924What? The king never showed up. That's the Heir vs his brother and his sons.
>>218213924the housewife and nfl player audience, everyone
>>218213924No his son and two of his grandkids had a whack at his other son
>>218213924How retarded are you? Are you woman who is constantly looking at social media while watching?
>>218213534This is what TV, music and movies do to kids these days, And social media. Turns them into literal mentally ill faggots
>i watched dunk and have a question. so the king, like the actual ruler of the seven kingdoms, entered a trial by combat to kill his sons?who was the anon complaining how the show was dumbing things down too much for showfags again?
>>218213909Nah, Tyrion, he said, is his self-insert.
>>218213557why are jon and robb even on this??
>>218213924Yes, Targaryen's are blood thirst inbreds, they want to fuck and kill their kin
>>218213942so the guy in the chair in this webm that is referred to as "your grace" (the established name for the king in the settings) is not the actual king?
>>218214008>constantly fucking hookersthat fatboy is reinvesting HBO's money into brothels
>>218214042bro either you're braindead or trolling and I don't care which it is
>>218213909>Samwell Tarly - 5'9"Not likely
who is le quirky frunk chungus stag person? is he the leader of the house of barathion?
>>218214051His date with Shae all he did was show his 40K collection and Shae's nude figures then took her to 3 resturants in one night it was the funniest shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNDugbZ6w5s&t=52s
>>218214042They're all princes of the crown and one is the hand of the king.
>>218213557Team Dayne by a mile.
>>218213924No.Baelor is hand of the king and heir(if you've forgotten what "hand of the king" is, its second in command)He also isn't entering 'to kill his sons'as you can clearly see yielding is an option all that needed to happen was for aerion to get roughed up enough to give up
>>218214042He's the body double to thwart assassination attempts
>>218214065He’s the heir to Storm’s End. He’s meant to be closer to Dunk’s age. For some reason they cast a 40 year old instead.
>>218214042he's referred to as grace because he is the heir, none of the other princes are the heir
>>218214065house barathion didnt exist yet, thats house reindeer
>>218213557Team Blackfyre and you people are fucking retarded for picking any other team
>>218213557>not a single Barristan Team supporterfrauds the lot of you
>>218213909i think quentyn is the one that matches his youths description
>>218214125Ok Bitterseethe
>>218214077can't decide if based or cringe
>>218214098they like the actor too much that they let his age go
>>218214143not even a blackfyre fag, look at the weakest player on every team and the aswer is clear who has the strongest team
>>218213557>>218213786PISS ON THAT SAYS I
>>218214127Gregor and Jon are dead weight, sorry
>>218213610>Dunk never became top tier I wish retards stopped saying this there is zero proof
>>218213824are you big and stupid?
>>218213989Social media is just the new PR stunt platform for actors. It's also cheaper.
>>218214077for some reason it never occurred to me how much of a nerd it takes to dream up worlds like grrm does
>>218214173Average rugby player experience
>>218214077>>218214144no wonder he doesnt write anymore, he just plays with his figurines all day
>>218214173Ok, but why?
>ywn drape your banner over a defeated woman after a battleWhy even live?
>>218213557>no crannogmenmy nigga howland reed would bootyblast all of these shit teams
>>218213727this counts, but to be fair GURm changes his mind about this every 5 minutes
>>218214188Dunk belongs right below the top anon, theres nothing to support him being up there with best of the best fighters, he was not a demon with a hammer, or a master sworsman
>>218214103I literally just found out about this. And I've probably rewatched The Tudors as much as GoT.There's no time an heir apparent was called 'Your Grace' in GoT, isn't there?
>>218214175this list is the gospel but it has nothing to do with fighters
I don’t know why you guys think that Dunk losing a couple jousts when he’s a teenager means he wasn’t an excellent fighter by the time he was a Kingsguard. He wouldn’t have been Egg’s Champion against Lyonel if he wasn’t very good
>>218214127>>not a single Barristan Team supporterjon snow and daemon targaryen are overrated and the mountain literally lost to somebody on team dayne
>>218213534I love Myranda
>>218214175> Azor ApieUnexpected kek, still laughing as I type this.
>>218214242I'm thinking he wrote himself into a hole, and to untangle the plots, he would need to basically retcon A Dance with Dragons. He planned out a 5-year timeskip, but now he would need to write out Arya's training arc in real time, make sure Jon doesn't decompose 5 years in an ice cell on the wall in the 5 years to get resurrected, and write Aegon taking King's Landing right now. It's a mess and he knows he can't untangle it so he's going fuck off and die with his money.
>>218213903>better than Dunkat the start of the books, sure, but, later in life he's probably in top tier
>>218213534dick status?
>>218214242Jej, I can see VizzyT playing Warhammer Valyria edition as a jab from condom and hiss at fatman.
>>218213534Holy fuck what is that thing, kill it with fire.
>>218214285>There's no time an heir apparent was called 'Your Grace' in GoT, isn't there?no, but the king is really old by now and Baelor (the heir) is alsot the hand of the king (the second highest authority in the realm) no people are already calling him your grace
>>218214357
>>218214321nobody said Dunk isn't an excellent fighter, just not the top tier of the entire setting
>>218213834that slap is so satisfying
>>218213534>>218213550Most likely a they/trans. Possibly a male twink and definitely too old for >>218213824
>>218214276Four (4) pages in the White Book says different.
>>218214392the parry into an armbar is also nice, dunk clearly has martial skill beyond just being big
>>218214410>Four (4) pages in the White Book says different.Dunk is the greatest knight for his deeds and hios character, not for his skill, he's beating 95% of the rest of the fighters in the setting, just not beating the top tier, he isn't beating any of the typical top fighters
>>218214377kek
>>218214355fine but he's not circumcised
>>218214268North God style is OP
Was the Age of Heroes before or after The Long Night?
>>218214408I think she's a lesbian
>>218213557Baratheon for Cole.
>>218214340There was a time in my life when I used to lose my mind over chicks like her.
>>218213610>loras is not greatShow only fag detected. He's better than Jaime.
>>218214483>I used to lose my mind over chicks like her.petite pretty little things?
>>218213534I prefer the other redhead
>>218214321he's good, but he's just not selmy/jaime good. he wins most of his fights by being fuckhuge and manhandling his opponents, not swordplay. he's basically just gregor clegane but with functioning brain cells. that's not to say he's bad at swordfighting. he could kill 90% of other knights and soldiers without breaking a sweat. but the likes of jaime/selmy/dayne would obliterate him.
>>218214483we know, Rhaegar
>>218214483I still do. Not because she's crazy. Cute, pale, small frame, big eyes, brunette, modest ass and breasts.No wonder why I'm married to a woman like that
>>218214526Yes, also bipolar.
>>218213924>>218213984He could be the mother of pic related.
>>218214340Great!...*Why*? Personally I thought she was one of the shittiest and most superfluous things in the show.
>>218214487>Show only fag detected. He's better than Jaime.what the fuck are you reading??? jaime's insecure thoughts or him losing in a fucking joust don't mean shit in an actual fight to the death, loras is good but most of his feats are tourney feats, Garlan is better with a sword and Loras is gonna get raped by alot of the med on the other teams
OK, /got/hotd/dunk/: prove you did not just luck out on having good taste by being here, and recommend me a movie to watch RIGHT NOW
>>218214598Her hip bones
>>218214527here you go then
>>218214598>*Why*?see>>218214552
>>218214615Till Eulenspiegel
>>218214615finance: Margin Callturn your brain off fun: Four Lions
>>218213557Dayne solos that shit
>>218213557Barry the Bold would never do me wrong.
>>218214260>enduring the stormGod Paladinus is such a good fucking writer, I love that story.
>>218214696Let’s just hope the tourney doesn’t take place in a narrow hallway.
>>218214696yeah but his team sucks
You're Grace, rich merchants from Volantis are inquiring about renting the Dragonpit to conduct melee tournaments, much like the fighting pits of the East. He assures us that no slaves will fight and no man shall be forced. They say that 10 percent of all proceeds, such as entry fees and bids from gambling, will go to the town. He's ready to rent for at least seven years. Should we allow this?Also, as you recall, the Red Keep has been plagued by petty thievery: silver goblets, golden candle holders, and even jewelry. We had to banish multiple servants from the Red Keep who were suspects. As it turns out, your daughter Anonia was the one pilfering such items. It would seem she sold them and gave the money to feed the poor. Word has gone out, and while some snicker at us, many more are praising your daughter and your house and singing songs about it. What say you?And finally, the Lord of the Vale, Dickon Arryn, is rallying his banners and plans on wiping out the Wildlings who haunt the Vale mountains. Many knights from houses not in the Vale have sworn to join them. Shall we lend them our support?
>>218213557it’s just gonna come down to all teams captains fighting so the answer is Bobby B
>>218214717kek
>>218214077I was surprised to see the theater was almost empty for the q/a they did, I guess everyone in Santa Fe already sees George plenty.
Have I been falling for Stannis propaganda or is he the best character of GOT who deserved the throne?
>>218214615Irreversible
>>218214730Kill themKill herGive him crates filled with dragon fire and insist they are brought along the rugged mountain paths with them.
>>218214762>autistic weirdo who fucks a literal witchbruh
We owe them an apology, /got/hotd/dunk/
>>218214615
>>218214722if gregor just tanks the chaff and daemon and idunwantit peel for him, barristan will hard carry.
>>218214762Stannis is a whiney bitch. Have you heard him talk in the books>WA WA WA no one likes me, why didn't Robert give me this or do this for me, I should've been his hand I should be King, why did Robert like Ned more than me it's now fair WAAAAAAAAA
>>218213557Considering George confirmed Arthur was the greatest duelist in his entire fiction I'm going with him.
>>218214810I heard he held Storm's End with 500 men only to have it given to his brother
>>218214824GRRM sucked at synchronizing the actual feats of characters with how highly he rates him. At least he gave Barristan some feats but Arthur seems GOAT purely based on GRRM repeating it so often and his name being Arthur.
>>218214762>deserved the throneit is his throne. deserve has nothing to do with it.
>>218214803
>>218214850yes and he bitches about that too
>>218214615Jason and the Argonauts 1963 is bretty gud.
>>218215051is the kid the mad king that jamie slays?
>>218213557from worst to best team>6th place: Team (B)oldBarristan in his prime is one of if not the best fighter on here but the show has stained his legacy, Mountain is up there but his killer is on the other team, Daemon is overrated and loses to Cole even with darksister, Jon Snow sinks this team>5th place: Team "i did not fuck Naerys i swear"Aemon was the best wielder of darksister, Sandor is a beast so long as there is no fire around, Victarion is good, Robb is not>4th place: Team "Dayne?"Dayne is Op, his team isn't, Dunk is strong and now westerosi rocky but he gets out skilled heavily, Oberyn is a hothead who jobbs, Loras is peak (with a lance and in a tourney)>3rd place: Team "retcons and plot device"Jaime in his prime we all know about, Sandoq might actually be a demon, Cregan was the one of the best swordsman the dragonknight ever saw, Brienne is good>2nd place: Team based (and retarded)this might be the most well rounded team, ironically it's the team leader Daemon Blackfyre who is the liability, while he is the best on his team and can beat almost everyone here, he lets honor get in the way at the worst times>1st place: the jobbing stormthey literally all died from freak accidents, things out of their control, or friendly fire
little Helaena a cute
>>218215099Would you do your duty for the famjam?
>>218214175>Al Swearengenkek I just yesterday finished watching Deadwood for the first time, happy to see Swedgin among the SSS but desu I completely forgot about that Hound episode
>>218215085>>5th place: Team "i did not fuck Naerys i swear"kek, missed opportunity to name the team "i did not have sexual relations with that women"
sex
>>218215082No, that's his grandson.
>>218215149>women*woman
>>218214175kek these tierlists are the best thing /tv/ produces, kept me checking Cobra Kai threads long after I gave up the show as well
He summons me?WITH HASTE????
>>218215175>WITH HASTE????not with haste, just summons
>>218215157Bet he spent those four days banging that GILFy innkeep.
POST SHOTA DUNK!
>>218214175>Sand Snake Tier doesn't even get funny nameswell deserved
>>218214175the person who made this should make a dunk tierlist
>i have to believe that honor and decency will prevailjuxtaposed with the very next scenethey cooked with this one
>>218214175Cesar
>>218215201>shotaKys
>>218214803>fucks the princess>implies he probably wasn't her first given her skillKek I loved this movie as a teen, plain dumb humor.
>>218214175robbs whore deserves to be a little higher just because of that ass
Milord
>>218214762 he Wildlings are at camp, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their people Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience a cry is heard in the distance suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses we see Stannis driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip "FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS" in the distance, Wildling women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail "TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Stannis shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES" "Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!" Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken "Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the iron price!"
>>218215416STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS!
>>218215416>FADE TO BLACK>"AND WHO. ARE YOU. THE PROUD LORD SAID...">episode written by David Benioff and D. B. Weiss.
>>218213557It's never not Team Dayne
>>218214077Before season 1, George's tweets were hilarious about her. Make it even funnier when Tyrion is his self-insert and he picked her.
>>218215514How does anyone fuck up this badly? are they bots?
>0 hype for hotdIt's so fucking over
FUCK THATAND FUCK YOUI POSTED FOR YOUGWINFAGS, BEESBURYFAGS THE FUCKING BLACKFYREFAGSWE POSTED FOR YOUYOUR FAT MAN JUST GREENLIT ANOTHER SHOW WITH INCOMPLETE SOURCE MATERIALHE RISKED NOTHINGand the gods dont favor a fraud
>>218215750They lost the trust of the fans after season 2 and they've been burned before with season 8. They need to fuck off from Rhaenyra or make her evil to actually do anything. Most people are only watching for Daemon's fight with Aemond.
it was
why they so faggy?
>>218215811their british
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jo3d2MN52j0I love the retarded content dunk has blessed us with
>>218215839kek
Wasted opportunity to make seven character arc for seven knights instead of my hecking mutt childhood girlfriend
>>218215839I don't get it
>>218215899It's a Fast and Furious reference
>>218215875What?
>>218215952Episode 5
>>218215979What?
>>218216002Idk man I just skimmed through
>>218215946ah ok thx
>>218213557
>>218215875>>218216002I think he meant instead of giving us more Trial of the Seven combat scenes we got more Rafe time? idk
>>218216076kill all brindled men
the Dance should have been avoided right here, the green bitch deserves her fate as brothel queen
brehs...
>>218216229fat midge
i just got to season 5 episode 1 on my rewatch. i remember this is when bookfags ramped up the cope and had no clue what was coming for them (e.g. mance isn't dead ackshually). this series died with mance. RIP.
>>218214355tucked or removed
>>218214355inverted
>>218214615dunk was comfy but sharpe is comfier and I cannot recommend it enough
>>218216233YES!
>>218215774kek
>no more apple puns>just HOTD bullshit to look forward toThe Others take me
>>218216076Yeah I would like more of Bealor instead of this garbage no one cares about
y didnt baelor make valarr fight for dunk since it was his armor?
>>218216290I can see the resemblance of young Sean Bhawn and Bran, too bad Bran grew out of it...
Do you guys think book Jaime will finish his redemption?
>>218216323*geld me
>Swords don't kill people, Dunk, Targaryens do.>Yes, my boy looks just like Rowan's grandpa who was from Summer Islesany chance Dunk and Egg visit Raymun next season?
>>218216346ugh forgot pic
>>218216353Redemption? For murdering Aerys, the kindest, gentlest king who ever sat the throne?
>>218216343valarr is a shit knight>>218216353no, because the fatman is not going to finish
>>218216306Please sir, may I have some more?
>>218216353>>218216383Can an AI make a fake WoW book using the old books and the released WoW excerpts? It would probably be entertaining until HotD3 releases.
>>218216435may as well just read the glowie's fanfiction
>>218216371No, for Bran, his own cousin, etc etcAll the stuff he did for the edgy persona
>>218214527>>218216229>>218216306>tfw British>tfw she is the spitting image of my ex>tfw I also like drinking cider
>>218216233pretty face fag midge is a top tier woman desu
sexsexsex
>>218216536Stop liking evil women!
>tfw no pregnant redhaired hobbit gf
alright dunkfags you had your fun but the hotdchads are taking over these generals nows3 coming soon its time to get HYPE for the return of our queens. anyone else starting a rewatch to get ready??
>>218216565I refuse!Evil women RULE
>>218216572What would you have me do?
BRAKEN CUNT!
>>218216572>the hotdchads are taking over these generals nowand we are the poorer for it
>>218216589AIIIIEEEEE MY COUNCIL IS GIVING ME COUNSEL, AS IS THEIR JOB, AND THEY ARE PUZZLED AT ME NOT TAKING ANY ACTION THAT ISN'T SEPTA METAL GEAR INFILTRATIONTHIS IS SEXIIIISSMMM
>>218215679You think Gurm cranks to the scene where Tyrion rapes the brothel girl?
>>218216572there is no reason to rewatch because it sucks and the new season will also suck.dunk > got >>>>>>>>>>>> dogshit > hotd
>>218216647Gurm writes with one hand strokin' it and the other stuffing food down his gullet
>>218213557Team Blackfyre taking this with maybe one dead teammate (the stark)
TAKE A LOOK TO THE SKY JUST BEFORE YOU DIEIT'S THE LAST TIME HE WILLBLACKENED ROAR, MASSIVE ROAR, FILLS THE CRUMBLING SKYSHATTERED GOAL FILLS HIS SOUL WITH A RUTHLESS CRYSTRANGER NOW ARE HIS EYES TO THIS MYSTERYHEARS THE SILENCE SO LOUDhttps://youtu.be/zc4k5OUSJ2I?si=t71KLUO2ASsQr2Fv
>>218215679>from pornstar to actually actingEither Shae's actress has a top class agent or she's good at sucking GRRM's dick.
