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Repostin' for new thread:DUNK season 3 outlineEpisode 1>Dorne, maybe Oldtown, get viewers up to date with the Spring Sickness and what happened since season 1, ends with them going into Osgrey's serviceEpisode 2>Introduce Bennis, learn more about Eustace, investigate the stream, introduce Longinch, tease WebberEpisode 3>Dunk goes to Coldmoat, meets Webber, Dunk tries to rally smallfolkEpisode 4>Training smallfolk (poorly). Flashback to Eustace fighting in the rebellion (leave it ambiguous which side). Dunk goes to fight Longinch at the creek.Episode 5>Blackfyre flashback and full reveal of Eustace. Battle between Dunk and Longinch.Episode 6>Dunk recovers. Wedding. Goodbyes with Webber.
>>218217975Wonder what kind of degeneracy we will see per episode?
>>218217923Thank you Sarah Adina Smith! Fuck you Sara Hess!
>>218217975when does my king show up
>>218217975how far is oldtown from the chicken fort? if its not too far they could just start by having dunk being their to get the wine, dorne flashbacks can be peppered throughout the season, he does have dreams about dorne a couple times
CAUSE I'M A DUNK ROCKER YES I AM
>>218218050Bigguy hopecore is on the way in
>>218218038anyone who doesn't say dayne is retarded if we take each at their peak then team dayne steamrolls the lot of them
>>218218038easy win for team blackfyre
>>218218050CAUSE I'M A HEDGE KNIGHT YES I AM
>>218218080
>>>218216353>Do you guys think book Jaime will finish his redemption?>finishhe hasn't even started any form of redemption>b-but he kind of feels bad mentally in his POVbut takes no actual action to fix his mistakes
>>218218099/ecg/
Lady Apple Cider
>>218218132he went back for brianne and tried to fix the retard squad also known as the kingsguard
>>218217975Here's what I would change>more character development for Longinch because he's final boss>More involvement in the conflict from Bennis>small folk army does fight a bit before they retreat, hey maybe one dies because their training scenes are a significant part of the story>Blackfyre flashbacks are needed no matter if they ruin a potential Blackfyre show>A bit more conflict between Dunk and Osgrey. Dunk must have inner conflict about seving him. This is how we emotionally tie Dunk to the story/what makes a Knight.>really hammer home the drought vibes. Make the landscape look near post apocalyptic. This will show an escalation from season one.Honestly, yeah the book is a bit boring but it can work. Third book has it's share of colorful characters and goings on so I'm not worried about that. However, Dunk is pretty passive in it and is not emotionally tied to the central story. Geldon Flowers/Ball is and making him secondary protagonist would be a smart move. But then, how to tie the themes of that season to Dunk's overall story?
>>218218038team blackfyre wins fairly easily>>218218064Daemon is better than Dayne, Theon Stark by actual feats is the greatest warrior/commander in the history of Westeros and makes The Mountain look like a nice guy. Garlan Tyrell is way better than Loras. And Greatjon is considered top 5 in Westeros by Jaime
>>218218157I have a feeling either Longitch, Bennis or Eustace will be niggers.Or all of them
>>218218157Is this confirmed casting?
>>218218198nah its just fancast
>>218218134
>>218218173>Daemon is better than Daynelol>Theon Stark by actual feats is the greatest warriorlmao>garlan is better than loraslmfao>Greatjonold tired fatman, he can take a beating though I'll give you that, guess who else can take a beating but is a far superior warrior? DUNCAN THE FUCKING TALL
>>218218225I love our brain damaged queen.
>>218218226>mentally retarded man hand makes awful memes to go with his awful posts
>>218218193Someone is.If it's Longinch though, we get two Black incels that year. Him and Snape
>>218218268how legit is this? looks like someone on x made it to get PJ hyped
>>218218198>>218218209More like a persistent rumorhttps://x.com/housethedragons/status/2016693624507974043?s=46&t=u5nTV71KTVqL1SOUjsXgqQI would have personally chosen someone cuter and less model looking like picrel
>>218218252how many wars did the blackfyres win again? remind me I forgot
>>218218038i wanted to eliminate the weakest people here but it became too hard to get rid of each groups second weakest so i gave up after X-ing out the weakest of each group
>>218218268>HartleyEustace>ChahidiBennis>MillsLonginch>ParkinsonEustace's older son>JoffroyEustace's wife
>>218218198Well a lot of sites say Lucy Boynton is Rohanne. Idk it seems too early to cast someone for season 2.
>>218218173Daemon Blackfyre and the hungry wolf on the same team is awful desu
>>218218301people are really underestimating Loras, must be show only fags
>>218218295You don't get it bro he defeated 1 guy...
>>218218268>another woman in SwornWhos that? I guess we will see her in Dorne?Won't we see Tanselle again?
>>218218325they are more then 1/2 way through filming season 2, everyone is already cast, the weird thing is no set leaks so far
>>218218352Who's Eustace?
>>218218226>>Daemon is better than Dayne>lolthe best guy Dayne beat was a brigandthe best guy Daemon beat was the lord commander of the kingsguard who had a famous valyrian steel sword
>>218218340Eustace's wife obviously, maybe the daughter but doubt it
>>218218329Loras is not beating anyone in his group faggot
>>218218367oh flashback. Eustace doesn't have a daughter iirc only 3 sons who died in Redgrass.
>>218218358its just guesses at this point as I said no leaks so far but probably Hartley
>>218218380Eustace has a daughter that got kidnapped as a hostage post Blackfyre chimpout to ensure Eustace's loyaltywtf is wrong with niggers in here yapping about the story as if they knew shit for a fact and end up being plain wrong
>>218218301>Theon weaker than Garlan
>>218218362>feats faggo back to /a/ you can only judge them by how others view them, everyone literally everyone says dayne was near otherworldly with how good he was
>>218218380He has a daughter that was taken for ransom by the Targs after the rebellion as a way to secure Osgrey loyalty to the crown. Like Theon and the Starks.Losing all their children is part of what leads to his wife's suicide.
>>218218411>statements faglmao
>>218218380yes he does, the requirement for being allowed to live after redgrass was giving up his daughter to the silent sisters
>>218218413Deserved for betraying the king
>>218218378actually I didn't realize you were using that as the metric, fair enough then
>>218218422I'll trust the inner thoughts of seasoned fighters at the top of their game more then anything else also reducing the smiling knight to>some brigandis just disingenuous
>>218218226>dayneonly notable kill is a minor outlaw, never fought in a war>lorasis on his deathbed after his first battle because he's a retard, the definition of a tourney knight>dunkgreatest accomplishment is beating a washed up boomer version of Lyonel>oberynwas hiding like a coward during Robert's rebellion, never fought a legit war, got mogged by the Mountain because he's an emotional faggotbasically a team of frauds, I'd genuinely put them in last place
>>218218438it was tough to decide whether i X out Oberyn or Loras, but i went with Loras, but gave up when i tried to eliminate the second weakest of each group
>>218218463>minor outlaw>never fought in a warplease go wiki fag
>>218218466no I think you're right they are all very good but if I had to pick the weakest I'd go with Loras too
it is very clear that she's not actually pregnant, but it won't take very long for her to beHouse Fossoway of New Barrel will descend legitimately
>>218218340>Whos that? I guess we will see her in Dorne?You don't want spoilers. Just know she's cute>>218218340>Won't we see Tanselle again?Not in the released books so far but GRRM says she'll be in a future book. Thie books literally have no recurring characters so far apart from Dunk and Egg btw
>>218218525my take she wasn't pregnant yet but wants him to think she is because he's a bit of a catch now.>also she will fuck his brains out until she is pregnant with his kid. Gotta get that legacy going
>>218218411the only person who jerks off Arthur Dayne is Jaime because he was a 15 year old fan boy, his name is barely mentioned by anybody else because he didn't do anything notable other than help kidnap a 14 year old girl and start a war(that he hid from in Dorne)
>>218218567uh huh sure you keep thinking that
>>218218525It's strange to me that he didn't bother finding out anything about herIt's not like she was sneaking around the camp prostituting, she was sitting out in the open, sitting in the middle of the stands with her johnHow could he not know, realistically
>>218218301it really wasn't that hard to do, the only ones i struggled ranking were Cole vs Gwayne, Garlan vs GreatJon
>>218218567He killed Robin Hood and put the peasants back in their place for the good and noble Aerys! What a hero!
>>218218484the guy Dayne killed is such a fraud we don't even know his actual name and they accomplished nothing but robbing some people in the kingswood>never fought in a warDayne was too much of a pussy to show up at the Trident and he died the first time he fought somebody who wasn't an untrained criminal
>>218218604i have Victarion over the Hound
>>218218614you do realize the trident was the last battle in the war right? you do understand what the word 'war' means right? I must be talking to a wiki fag no book reader could be this stupid
Big and stupid!
>>218218525She probably saw that he's Arlan 2.0 when she helped him remove his armor and decided then and there.
>>218218596he's of average size and stupid
>>218218604lol if you rank who's the best of each number group the answer of which team wins becomes really obvious
>>218218642>get exposed as a retard for sucking fraudulent dayne dick>m-muh wikiwhy was dayne hiding like a faggot instead of fighting in battles if he was so good? Dude spent over a year jerking off in Dorne while the dynasty he was sworn to got rekt
>>218218525
>>218218723our prince wanted us here
>>218218099Love her.
>>218218038everyone is sleeping on Team Barristan
>>218218760he has the weakest tream which is ironic cause he has the strongest person there
>>218218723no really you are an idiot, genuinely the trident is not the war, the smiling knight is not>some brigandand dayne wasn't hiding
Is it supposed to be a joke on George’s part that “The Realm’s Delight” sounds like a prostitute
>>218218776sure but he has 2 valaryian swords and the mountain, and he is maybe equal to dayne if not for Dawn. his team isn't nothing
>>218218809She was the beloved monke
>>218218809First time reading 'The Rogue Prince' I was convinced whoever named her that is a pdf.
huh watching bts stuff apparently Danny Webb, Ser Arlans actor was the best sword fighter or at least best stage fighter out of the lot of them
>>218218811People are just retarded sucking off random kingsguards when jon fought a shitload of wildlings and others.
>>218218778>the smiling knight is not>>some brigandthat was my post that said that, and fine he was not some run of the mill bandit, he was an infamous bandit leader who was really good at killing, and Dayne beat him with his space swordthat's still not as impressive as beating a commander of the kingsguard who was regarded as the best knight of his time who wielded one of the most famous valyrian steel swords
>>218218844Seems like it.
>>218218811maybe he should take Jon's longclaw then, cause honestly that is the best thing Jon brings to the table>>218218849>jon fought a shitload of wildlings and others.wildlings are untrained, and others die in one hit from valyrian steel or dragon glass no matter where you cut or stab them at, get the fuck outta here
Ok another funny bts thing, during the trial the fake blood attracted wasps and the actors were basically being attacked by wasps the whole time they were filming the trial even irl fate is out to avenge Beesbury
>>218218899the pain of shooting on location, i salute ira and the cast
>>218218899Lol that make sense cuz i think they usually use corn syrup like in Scream
>>218218880Jon is much better then people assume, admittedly he's only decent compared to some on the list but he also has a ton of real combat experiance, and that counts against someone like oh idk Loras who is a summer child whos great at jousting and mock melee but as some other anon said first real battle he gets into puts him on his deathbed
>>218218157BTW Ser Bennis the Brown was paid by the Red Widow to work for Ser Useless and was never in any danger of dying in a sack. They wanted him to start a fight with the Webbers so they could claim they didn’t start the conflict after murdering Osgrey for his lands. Lady Rohanne still got the lands and murdered Osgrey soon after marrying him once Dunk was over the horizon.
>>218218899well at least they were waering armor
>>218218778>dayne wasn't hidingcoperobert was a few days ride away from Dayne when he was fighting at Summerhall. Why didn't Dayne ride out and put an end to the war instantly by killing him if he's so elite? He's literally sitting around "guarding" a pregnant teenager in the middle of nowhere LARPing about 'muh orders, muh duty'>>218218811valyrian steel is overrated and Jon is a complete jobber compared to anyone else on that list(other than Robb, who is even worse)
>>218218862based old bastard
>>218218919To be fair you can’t fight your way out having boiling oil poured on you with skill at arms
>>218218919some anon already said it>>218218604loras and jon are both the weakest of their teams here
>>218218917yea I've gotten fake blood for halloween and yea its dyed corn syrup
>>218218038isn't Jaime supposed to be the best swordsman like ever? between him and my crazy nigga sandoq i'm feeling pretty confident desu, add in brienne and cregan who won't be any slouches either and both huge for morale and it's ez for team Lannister
>>218218899>rl fate is out to avenge Beesburykek
>>218218919Yeah people have always overdone it on /got/ to point out Jon isn’t a superhero they forget he’s literally the best fighter in the NW and never wasted his time learning to joust
>>218218942then don't be in a position to have boiling oil poured on you, none of the experienced seasoned warriors would've made that mistake>i'm just going to attack dragon stone because i'm such a cool faggot haha lets run up these stairs and...oh shit how could this have happened?Loras may be a great duelist and jouster but he's also a fucking idiot
>>218218955i didn't rank which team was best, i only ranked each individual relative to their group, if you think team Jaime wins that's fine, i'm between either them or team Blackfyre (Greatjon is one of the people Jaime thinks can beat him and he is only the second best of his team)
>>218218899If they got stung, will they die?
>>218218972best fighter after the half-hand but yes
>>218218604i don't know if it's because of HotD season 2, but i'm not sure i agree with Cole taking #2 over Corbray
>>218218972>the best fighter in the NWthat's not saying much, and again look at the people in that pic anon, he's maye two people on there tops
>>218218990It would be extremely Beelittling
>>218219011bzz you
>>218218990What was their weird obsession with bees? Why did they have this ritual of putting a queen bee in the casket?
>>218218996Cole is overrated because most people here are greenfags
What was the best era to live in in Westeros
>>218218972>>218219007*maybe beating two people on there tops
>>218219018Vulture bees create new hives using their bodies
>>218218934>dayne wasn't hiding>valyrian steel is overratednow your just beeing contrain
>>218219011they're bee-g men>>218219018Someone said they're vulture bees idk
They all job to Darkstar
>>218219018they make hives out of their dead, it's actually really cool and gross
>>218219018>Honeyholt is located next to the Honeywine river>The Beesburys descend from the First Men. They claim to have been founded by Ellyn Ever Sweet, a daughter of the legendary Garth Greenhand. According to the legend, Ellyn loved honey so much that she sought out the King of the Bees in his vast mountain hive and made a pact with him, to care for his children and his children's children for all time, becoming the first beekeeper.They have deep lore.
>>218219029Viserys, what like 30 years of peace?
>>218219052they honestly should have put Darkstar on here instead of Robb Stark >>218218038
>>218219029That couple years after the dance when like every third woman was a widow
>>218219029Isn't the Conciliator's reign a golden age? Plus hearing the gossip about his kids would've been comedic gold.
>>218219052ah yes slayer of little girls ears, talker of big game, truly a night to watch out for
>>218219072>https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Golden_ReignGarth the seventh had 80, I’m going with him
>>218219045>valyrian steel is overrated>now your just beeing contrainVS is overrated, Jon still gets his ass beat by Halfhand(who is actively trying to throw the fight). It's not some magical lightsaber shit that cuts through plate armor or can turn the tide of a battle, it's literally just a sword that you don't have to worry about getting dull. Valyrian steel is more of a status symbol than anything
>>218219126>in the reachViserys is all 7 kingdoms, and yes its seven shut the fuck egg you little shit
>>218219132its much lighter then normal steel, Jon and later Jamie, and Brianne comment on how light it is by comparison. That makes a huge difference.
>>218219089Is polygamy allowed in the 9 kingdoms?
>>218219158Are you the Blood of the Dragon?
>>218219154steel swords weigh like 2lbs i doubt its meaningfully lighter than that
>>218219029Unironically Robert's Reign.Even the Greyjoy rebellion was comfykino because everyone not a subhuman Ironborn got glory and fame aplenty.
>>218219175Sure, but it’s not a 2lb ball you’re holding. Its center of gravity is away from your hand, adding to the amount of strength it takes to wield. Being any lighter means you can fight for longer.
>>218218141>>218217970imagine throatfucking her
>>218219175it is, ffs read the goddamn books, I hate you wikifags so goddamn much, look say you replace a steel sword with an aluminum sword but its way stronger and will never dull, thats the comparison
>>218219132nta but while it's not a lightsaber it's more than just a status symbol, it never breaks or dulls, it's always at max sharpness, slashes and stabs harder than anything else can while weighing way less than the best steel money can buy, that in the hands of a swordmaster can be a giant advantage even against plate wearers, chainmail is against it and i'm not just talking about stabbing mail but slashing at it
>>218219132While it's true it can't cut through steel armor, it cuts through most of everything else.
>>218219212>Being any lighter means you can fight for longer.less energy exertion required too
>>218219212>>218219223yeah ok im gonna go with grrm is like the average retard who thinks a regular sword is 20 pounds also why wouldnt stark niggas be swinging Ice around like a broomstick if that shit is so light?
>>218217975what happened to season 2 wtf
>>218219212aren't swords designed so the center of gravity is in your hand?
>>218219194This
>>218218038Blackfyre>magic swordDayne>magic swordBobbyB>unrealistic fantasy warhammerJaime>magic sword/best steel sword money can buyAemon>magic swordBarristan>normal one hand steel sworddon't ever say Barristan ain't the best of the best
>>218219280typo my bad
>>218219229>chainmail is against itis useless against it
>>218219229I can't believe it took me this long to realize, its so advantageous against Others, because it won't break and is presumably as light as the Others ice swords, not that its any better at killing them thats show only crap, but the whole thing about a regular sword getting colder and colder until it snaps like in the GOT prologue isn't an issue with valyrian steel, I cannot believe I only just made that connectionThis Post is For Bookfags Only, Show Only and WikiFags Need Not Reply
>>218219251the only time Ned uses Ice is to chop someones head off, the only other time its used is to chop Neds head off, we never have a scene where its used in combat
>>218219329crazy that they can't make anymore of it
>>218219282sure now take the weight of that and 1/2 it
>>218219345Cregan Stark famously used Ice in combat, Ned was just a bitch
>>218219353valaryian lost tech etc, they can rework what they have they can't make valaryian concrete either, or really any of the lost tech, its a roman parallel to shit like roman concrete and glass and other things obviously
>>218219382and there is one nigga with valyrian steel armor just fucking around up to no good with it
>>218219367yea yea we just never get an actual scene where its used, I know it was
>>218219345It's really big. Probably made for someone Dunk sized with a sprinkle of giant's blood.
>>218219401really does support the idea that targs were a mid to shit level house back home, they brought 20 or so swords and iirc 7 dragons with them to dragon stone before the doom, stone shapers and pyromancers, but no armor. Kinda indicates they weren't all that back home
>>218219404yeah, it's actually such a waste that Starks had a giant Valyrian Steel sword made, useless to most men, the one that had it made must've been a giant of a man who didn't think about his descendants being unable to use it in combat or starks are really retarded and wanted to waste it all on a ceremony weapon
>>218219456Did Ned not use it in the two rebellions?
>>218219441>they brought 20 or so swordshouse Targaryen did not have no 20 valyrian steel swords when they were exiled lmao, unless they were selling them each for a shit load of gold and other houses were taking the steel and reforging it
>>218219401>fucking aroundfucking Victarions wife and Victarion and probably moon boy for all I know
>>218219471too big to wield, even with it being made of valyrian steel it was still too heavy, only Cregan and Theon Stark were said to use the sword in battle
>>218219482they weren't exlied where did you get that, fucking maester bullshit. They left after Aegons grandads daughter had a dragon dream foretelling the Doom, about a 100 years before it happened, something like that I'm not looking it up I'm tired, but yes they brought about 20 or so swords with them, where do you think all the swords in westeros came from?
>>218219482>house Targaryen did not have no 20 valyrian steel swordsreally? 20 seems low imo
>>218219471even if its light enough its just too big to be used effectively, the Mountain or Dunk could've used it for anyone smaller its just to unwieldy, make a sword that big out of idk plastic and see for yourself
>>218219497Barth Blacksword likely used it too given his nickname
>>218219518house Targ was not well liked in Valyria, they were house Peake tier and got kicked out, even their dragons sucked
>>218219554they left after aegons great great aunt had a dream about the doom, we know that for a fact
>>218219518>where do you think all the swords in westeros came from?i'm pretty sure they paid to have them made from Valyria, it really doesn't make sense that Targaryens would just be selling their own Valyrian steel to the houses of Westeros, and even if they did they needed a Valyrian artisan/smith to reforge the blades to fit into something that better represents their own houses, also some of those swords predates the Doom or House Targaryen leaving Valyria
>>218219519thats because targs were poorfags
>>218219441>really does support the idea that targs were a mid to shit level house back homeDragon Rider clans were all high tier by default.>>218219518> where do you think all the swords in westeros came from?From Valyria before the collapse. Ice was just bought by House Stark. It didn't come from the Targs.
>>218219519believe it or not while Valyrian steel is more common in Valyria, it was still not as common as normal ass steel is used in the other societies
>>218219497>even with it being made of valyrian steel it was still too heavyswordlet logic. real fuckass huge 2 handed swords are still only like 8 poundsso george doesn't know shit about swords or valyrian steel isn't actually that light
>>218219591or during aegons conquest they...no wait that doesn't make much sense, ok. They were given to houses as rewards maybe? Also the reforging of the swords is a very spicilized skill so smiths from valyria likely servants of the targs taught westerosi plebs how to do it.
>>218219518>where do you think all the swords in westeros came from?what??? alot of famous westerosi valyrian steel swords were made and commissioned by the valyrians for a hefty price and delivered to the lords of westeros before house Targaryen left Valyria
>>218219632nigga the ancestral swords of house Stark and Lannister can be dated back before the Targs were banished from their home, the kings of westeros just paid to have swords made from Valyria
>>218219603>Dragon Rider clans were all high tier by default.I'm being facetious of course Dragonlords were no doubt a big deal even back then but still the targs had no armor clearly, so they must have been low ranked compared to the really great families
>>218219635I do not remember that from fire and blood however I've never read world of ice and fire so I could be wrong, I'm trying to fill in blanks here
>>218219612Ned never trained to use big swords anon, swing 8 pounds around while quickly reating to attacks and attacking back is really taxing
>>218219602I didnt realize>>218219611Makes sense. Im just remembering victarion casually dumping a chest full of valaryian daggers
>>218219664see >>218219682I freely admit I could be wrong, I've never read world of ice and fire, however>ancestral sword of house lannisterexcuse me? the lannisters have never had a valaryian sword, its a major irritation for tywin, you don not know what you are talking about at all
>Valyrian Steely Pate
>>218219664>ancestral swords of house Lannister could you idiots who have no idea what you are talking about restrict yourself to questions only? These bold completely incorrect statements from show only fags are getting tiresome
>>218219713It was called Brightroar some retard lost it on a boat iirc
>>218219713>you don not know what you are talking about at alloh brother
>>218219747>booknigger doesn't know about brightroar
>>218219747t. showonlyfag
>>218219749>>218219768ah shit my bad, fair enough
>>218219775>>218219789yea yea laugh it up I deserve it, I made a stupid mistake
>>218219791this is the second time you arrogantly told other people they didn't know what they were talking about while you yourself were wrong, go to bed
>>218219812Also no dinner
>>218219812no that was the first time, I think you are confusing me with another anon, their are a lot of arrogant anons around.
>>218219804nah ur good man *hands u a cold old fashion fossoway*
