>>218227659
star trek sex with shran
>>218235174he de most, de MOST sexy man
>>218235166Bout fracking time
DS9 is garbage
start tray
>>218235228Are you gay? DS9 had some hot women.
>>218235228You're being reassigned to cargo bay 4.
火災の危険がありました
>>218235228They were so mean to Quark
All right, /treknerds/Kobayashi Maru test.How are you responding?
I can't follow the story of DS9 :( Whenever I try to listen to the dialogue it sounds like "Blah blah cardassian blah blah wormhole"
>>218235351>I do the test by the book because Starfleet graders must be sick of literally every cadet doing quark chungus solutions for every difficult exam
>>218235351I respond by having sex with Seven.
>>218235401
>>218235378I'd travel through her wormhole if you know what I mean.
>>218235351I act like a horny gay bugs bunny to the klingons until they go away because they don't want to be gay
What is your favorite trek race?
>>218235465I don't know what you mean, because I can't follow the story of DS9.
>>218235486TNG Cause and Effect, of course
>>218235486Klingon Animal Women.
>>218235351Ready a full spread of photon torpedoes on stand-by to blanked the area decloaking ships are going to show up from because they will not have their shields up until fully decloaked. Similar to how the enterprise e deals with the scimatar in the last tng movie.
>>218235524That is because you read at a sixth grade level. Enjoy Lower Decks!
What's the greatest battle /trek/ has ever fought?
>>218235401I'm sorry, but it won't stop Obama getting elected, anon.
>>218235228
>>218235609Easily the 2nd Discord War, out of all 7 discords they were the hardest
>>218235609Me vs The Mods
>>218235609The tripfag wars.
>>218235643That one was my discord thank you very much.
>Images you can hear
>>218235486Deltan, there's nothing like a woman calling me sexually immature.
>>218235717That's VFs woman
>>218235609>Paramount is acquiring Warner BrosThis image will be real soon.
>when people tell you to fuck off with your Chinese giant robots but in reality you are a fan of the third largest sci-fi franchise on the planet
>>218235166I just watched Academy, my god do they need to hire some decent writers. This one had "I just finished film school!!" written all over it.
>>218235938>I just watched AcademyWhy?
>>218235853This, though sometimes I watch BB live feeds. I only subscribe through the summer as that's more than enough to catch up on Star Trek.
The Enterprise D is the single greatest ship in all of science fiction.
>>218235378DS9 is the great zoomer filter.
>>218236140Nigga shut the hell up, millennials saw ENT and T’Pol in pon farr and said>um eww this is gay, cancel this!and went on to eat up JJ Trek and STD. You and your kin are tasteless and gay!
>>218235401>Ensign, I require a sample
>>218236214If anything turned millennials off fron ENT, it was the bush era politicing it championed
>>218236214This never happened.T'Pol was the best part of the show.
>>218236214Of all the places to complain about the gay millennials this isn't it. 4chan has been complaining about gay millennials longer than most zoomers have been able to do algebra. Good way to out yourself as a newfag.
>>218236276Star Trek was wearing out its welcome by then anyway. The shows and movies were getting lower ratings and less cultural relevance as they went on. 9/11 was a giant wake up call that no, the future was not going to be rosy and optimistic. Culturally we never returned to the attitude that resonated with TNG.
>>218236373In your head zoomers just turned 18 when in reality they’re approaching 30. Way to out yourself as an oldfag who, surprise, is rapidly aging and doing a bad job gatekeeping
>>218236268Resistance is futile.
>>218235486Cardassians, they are the superior race after all
>>218235327He sometimes deserved it, but not that much. He was downright heroic in later seasons and didn't get much recognition for it.I also love how fucked up it is that his team to rescue Moogie puppeteered a Vorta corpse to make the exchange. I know they're clones but still, damn.
crusher cant even be trusted with a paternity test
>>218236647
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?Look I'll cop to enjoying a couple episodes of ACK but this week's episode was a stinker. A plot: everyone's still traumatized, Cetacean Ops Tilly makes people do a production of Our Town, betazoid BPD bitch gets drunk and rapey. B plot: Bubbly holoditz glitches so badly she goes back to her home planet, is euthanized until the Doctor agrees to raise her again from childhood as her dadThis was not a serious episode. Who the fuck are these people?
>>218235166It's dead Jim.
>>218236739Literally just bots, or its a Star Wars Sequel situation where people are shilling on their own volition in the mere hopes that Paramount reaches out and offers them opportunities like free merch and meet & greet and convention opportunities. These people don’t actually believe this show is this good trust me
>>218235166Get raped by a Klingon!
>>218236802eh idk. As I said I liked a couple episodes myself, so I think taste is subjective; but this was really just Picardo chewing scenery like a wood chipper while everyone else pouted and Tilly was fat.
>>218236538As far as small businessmen go he’s not even the most morally bankrupt among the bosses I’ve had wagecucking. The circumstances leading to him being there on DS9 are super fucked in the first place with him being blackmailed with Nog’s freedom when he’s genuinely and rightfully concerned about the Bajoran patriots lynching him. Although the Ferengi were just a stock bad guy race in TNG tbf
>>218235570What if one of them hits the Maru?
>>218236739How do the writers write plots involving the sentience of holograms when they’re justifying the very thing on the cusp of unemploying them?
>>218236748>Extreme panning closeup of character whispering about their emotions while the threat waits in the background. This is the absolute worst streaming cliche.
Like holy moly she is FINE
>>218236748 gay Klingon reminds me of when BioWare made the qunari say trans rights
>>218236980Sexo space zelda
>>218235973I was hoping it would be a better show. The first few episodes of a new Star Trek series can be rough but they eventually find their footing. Aside from the 6th episode I thought all of Academy so far has been bottom of the barrel awful, and the 6th was only somewhat passable. >ugly fat gay characters >dumb ideas>plot holes everywhere>builds off of Discovery which is the worst Star Trek show>too far in the future, it's too disconnected from everything else. They need to get rid of Kurtzman and just cancel season 2 of this slop. Spend the money on Strange New Worlds instead.
>>218237089>Spend the money on Strange New Worlds insteadYou fucking retard, please check yourself out.
>>218236739>I'm so glad the episodes are 1h in length, and this one felt - like a lifetime.Huh? That means it was a slog, if something really engages with you, time compresses...
>>218236748I want to fedpost so bad rn
>>218235228>DS9 is garbageBoyo, don't you think you should... rephrase that?
>>218237206The Office truly buckbroke my generation
>>218235351Go full Romulan and blow up my own ship.
Paramount wins the WB bidding war.Gullible Trek Chuds who insisted that would never happen trip over their own floppy clown shoes once again.Superman and Bugs Bunny appear in SFA S03.
>>218235401DEM NACELLES
WHO ARETHESEPEOPLE
>>218238209they gotta fight that culture warsupporting the new thing, that puts you on the right side of history. it means you're part of the good guys.
>>218237949With WB's IPs, Paramount won't need Kurtzman Trek anymore
>>218238209Bluesky users. Queers. Mentally ill people. This is Star Trek's target demographic.
>>218238209AI
>>218238209If the Trek has TawnyJews circumcised your salami
I don't trust anyone who has only seen 6 episodes of a show and declares it to be the greatest thing ever.
>>218238209There are a bunch of redditors typing millions of words about how SFA is actually good>>218237949>Superman and Bugs BunnyThat would be an improvement, at least Bugs was entertaining when he cross dressed. That said, check out Jay den's pretty bridesmaid dress!
>>218237949>Q meets Daffy Duckhttps://youtu.be/6XvXsuSJ-1A
>>218238459>There are a bunch of redditors typing millions of words about how SFA is actually goodWhy bother? It won't save the ratings
The level of DEI training starfleet must have… literally any machine that says it’s alive gets human rights. Just like that. It disgusts me.
With her SFA appearance, Tawn Tawn joins the Three Timers Club. Frakes still holds the record with five different series.
>>218238559Why are there negro cardassians. That’s weird. Can scales have melanin
>>218238459He has such striking eyes.
>>218238559Frakes has TNG, DS9, VOY, ENT, PIC, and LD under his belt.
Whenever I see NuTrek it feels like seeing cockroaches. Especially that gay fucking cartoon.
>>218238597DS9 (as an okudagram only), Doesn't really count.
>>218238688Tom.
>>218238559NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>218237500Did I say DS9 is garbage? I meant to say, DS9 ought to be hauling garbage!
>>218238559what the fuck is going on with this disgusting sheboon's hair in the bottom leftsickening
Who is the Rock Lobster of Star Trek?
>>218238688There's a whole episode about his transporter clone stealing the Defiant.
>>218238717>>218238836If he hadn't gotten sent to Cardassian prison, it was almost guaranteed he was going to fuck Kira while Odo listened from outside the room.
>>218238858Yes well, that’s business as usual. Odo does not sit in the cuck chair but becomes the chair itself.
Why did the writers create anothet evil temporary Dax host when we already had Verad Dax? And then why do they never mention Verad ever again?
Confirmed for season 2.It's a scam. I'm launching a formal investigation. Right now I'm the only person involved in this.When you take away key words like "Star Trek" and "reddit" and "Alex Kurtzman" you're left with a huge operation with giant budget and seemingly no return on investment.You can get CBS to look the other way to a tune of a hundred million dollars if success is hard to measure because your product is just an all-access viewing pass... 3 times. You can't do it 8 fucking times in a row unless there's some kind of conspiracy.
>>218238910If you are implying that a member of God's Chosen People would lie to make incredible amounts of money I will personally contact my Zionist handler to ruin your credit score.
>>218238910lol? Do you think pitiful consumer money funds these operations? Or that ad revenue helps them turn a profit? lmao. Investors fund these companies. Investors who own banks. Banks that get free money from the government no matter how big they fail. As a bonus you pay taxes on the debt of them printing money. You help fund nutrek whether you want to or not. lel.
>>218238978Im an investor but I don’t have a bank>he isn’t an investor
>>218238575Gul Broca
>>218238559W O U L DOULD
>>218238795Clearly the horta. Since it wasn't a rock
>>218239183>I got five kids to feed!
>>218239183He’s regular colored tho
>>218239234Looks the same to me
>>218235166Paramount wins! Trannys btfo. Star Trek is saved...woot!
Very organic
>>218239336New series with new episodes every Thursday; you know the score.
>>218239288You may be colorblind or maybe the black lady hair may my alter perception. One looks like a lizard person to me and the other looks like a black woman with some shit stuck to her face like all the other low effort trek races over the years
>>218239190Now that's a woman.
>>218239409Nobody's watching
