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>>218244823Why the FUCK did they use jazz music for the opening / end credits of the finale?!
who the fuck is septa lemore?
How come they didn't get any flak for being a new house + founded by an alleged bastard while the Freys have been looked down upon to this day?
under what circumstance could a (cute) commoner bed this?hardmode: no raping ser (pretend duncan the tall is watching)
Lyonel should have been king.Baelor was weak, Maekar was retarded, and Egg was mad.The realm would have prospered if Lyonel was on the throne.
I love her so fucking much
....semoc eH
Brehs George genuinely sounds weak and frail these days, especially compared just two years ago. He doesn't have a lot of time left. Winds and Dream are never happening
Just got done watching Dunk and Egg.Easily one of my all time favorite shows. That was fantastic. I'm honestly dreading season 2.
>new /got/ show>no hot sluts for me to fap toI hope the Paramount kikes fix this
>>218244845Because sometimes things can be fun in life and not just boring and serious
>>218244913if you ever had any delusions he was finishing it I have this bridge to sell if you're interested
>>218244962Retard
>>218244913took you long enough
>>218244966This. Just turn your brain off and enjoy things!
>>218244962Imagine being this wrong
>>218244982mehwhere the dayne women at?
>>218244994>Just turn your brain offNice try disingenuous posterYou probably even support Rhaenyra
> “Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Arthur Dayne.“Ser Willem Darry is fled to Dragonstone, with your queen and Prince Viserys. I thought you might have sailed with him.”>“Ser Willem is a good man and true,” said Ser Oswell.>“But not of the Kingsguard,” Ser Gerold pointed out. “The Kingsguard does not flee.”>“Then or now,” said Ser Arthur. He donned his helm.All this just to job to a bunch of Northman and a frog
>>218244966If they wanted to embrace an anachronistic soundtrack, waiting until the very final episode to do it is a jarring creative choice
>>218245010Dayne?
>>218244868Becuase the bastard/cadet status was never official and Orys was a extremely competent chad who impressed everyone. They also essentially adopted everything the Durrandons were and had the greatest direct claim as successors through Argella anyway. That's why they never had issues compared to for example the Tyrells who have zero close connection to House Gardener in character or in blood and no strong claims to highgarden.
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair.The bear! The bear!Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair!And down the road from here to there.From here! To there!Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!The fair! The fair!Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!The maid with honey in her hair!Her hair! Her hair!The maid with honey in her hair!The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.The bear! The bear!All black and brown and covered with hair!He smelled the scent on the summer air!He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!Honey on the summer air!Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!A bear! A bear!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!The bear, the bear!Lifted her high into the air!The bear! The bear!I called for a knight, but you're a bear!A bear, a bear!All black and brown and covered with hairShe kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,But he licked the honey from her hair.Her hair! Her hair!He licked the honey from her hair!Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!And off they went, from here to there,The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair
>>218245022that was ned's dream and didn't happenArthur didn't job and is living at howland's listening to his sister's moans every night
>barely felt like GRRMs grimdark ow the edge writing the whole showIt's gonna get so fucking lame and gay in Season 2, huh?What a shame. It was so good.
>>218245010FAGGOT
"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowIn a coat of gold or a coat of redA lion still has clawsMine are long and sharp, my lordAs long and sharp as yoursAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hear"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearand so he spoke(That Lord of Castamere) Lord of Castamere(But now the rains) weep o'er his hall(And not a soul to hear)And not a soul to hear
>>218244853everyone's a secret targaryen anonexcept targaryens they're secret daynes
>>218245082>>barely felt like GRRMs grimdark ow the edge writing the whole showThat's exactly how it felt>le evil nobles/goldcloaks mutilating peasants for a laugh>le incest rape>le betrayals>le reasonable ruler guy immediately gets killed
>>218245077>>218245095Jesus Christ but Westerosi music's *shite*....I thought Galeon of Cuy's asslicking song for Joffrey was quite humorous but only because it so obviously was not intended to be.
Paramount buying WB is lesser evil than Netlfix.overall, fuck Zazlav. What a faggot. CEO's were a mistake. CEO will never run a company as efficiently as founder
>>218245082the next story is even more comfy
How did Brienne end up related to Duncan?>Duncan was married for a short time, but his wife died>Duncan had a secret bastard who inherited Tarth>Duncan had a bastard who married into house Tarth
>>218245082It was fairly close to the story and tone to the source novellas. I think the three seasons based on the books will at least maintain quality if not improving it. Beyond tgat, it's a shot in the dark.
>>218245148The second choice.
who do you think is GRRM's core cast of characters ? I mean among all his POV characters, who are those he considers central to the story ?that can't be all of the Stark children since Rickon never got a pov chapter and George originally planned to kill SansaJon, Dany and Tyrion are obviously the three heads of the dragon since they are so thematically linked : all of three of them had a difficult childbirth which killed their mothers, etc ...I think we can safely add Arya and Branbut other than them who are the important pov : Davos ? Sam ?
>>218244868The average Baratheon looks like pic related while the average Frey looks like a weasel.
>>218245124>le incest rapewhen ?
>>218245082GRRM's edge isn't as present in the source material for this show, it's definitely comfier and more hopeful
>>218245176I dont get what you mean. They wouldne be pov characters if they werent considered important. Any living pov character with recurring chapters is a core character.
>>218245207then why did Ned die ?it's very clear there is a smaller subset of pov characters GRRM considers central protagonists of the story
>>218245200fucking blew my mind as a secondary to read theons chapters and learn theres not a single torture scene, we just skip from Ramsey taking over to him being Reek. Not sure why TV shows love torture so much, I thought the same thing watching Supernatural
jeet here. over here the normies have turned against hotd. even my normiest of normie coworkers have started hating hotd and think it's a 'show for feminists' with a female protagonist and antagonist and the men just there as side characters to move the plot along.
>>218245194I'm tempted to just call you a speedwatcher but I'm going to be nice for once. Specifically Egg's comments about his brother threatening to cut his cock off and make him a "sister" and marry him.It doesn't get more GRRM-edge to me than that but then again I don't read those books.
>>218245193>The average Baratheon looks like pic relatedThis guy looks gay af although I suppose it could be Renly.
>>218245148Egg sister marries a Tarth and Dunk bangs her
>>218245225Neds one of the most important characters of the story, and was one of the protagonists in book one. Protagonists can die and stop being protagonists.
>>218245239the truth always eventually surfaces
A dream of spring would be out by now if george cut all greyjoy characters after affc
>>218244868they're House Durrandon in literally everything but name
>>218245239my sister still likes it but my brother in law said it sucks, guess theyre effectively marketing to women lol
>>218245233normie audience need things to be hammered to them visually rather than suggested, otherwise they don't understandin the book we get hints of what Theon went through and of Ramsay's character through his trauma and recollections, that can't work for a visual medium unless your audience is high IQ
>>218245245I remembered that part but I didn't consider it "true rapey rape"
>>218245263The Ironborn are literally the only men who can lead the story from it's narratively entangled limbo that it is in right now to anything resembling an end game.
>>218244823I watched 7 kingdoms and enjoyed it.Never seen any other GoT stuff. Should I? Always seemed like dark tryhard faggot shit to me.
>>218245279have a thorough conversation with your sister, tell her to mention anything she likes about it other than strong wamen characters and point out all internal logical flaws, character assassinations, and show how different the characters are in the actual story in Fire and Blood
>>218245322Watch Seasons 1 to 4. Then you can stop (or continue if you want to torture yourself)
>>218245322The main series has more edgelord shit, but not an insane amount. Try the first season, its pretty good.
>>218245322The first 4 seasons of GOT are some of the best TV ever made. Its barely worth watching past that point though, the drop-off in quality is insane
>>218245322>Should I?Realistically, no, but if you can tolerate shows going to shit just fine, then maybe you can kill time.>Always seemed like dark tryhard faggot shit to me.It's about the same as this show, just more fantasy nonsense and more nudity.
>>218245343>mention anything she likes about it other than strong wamen charactersimpossible kek, shes a full on consoomer when it comes to tv, but shes working crazy hours as a doctor so I dont blame her lol
>Leave the kingsguard to me
>>218245322Game of Thrones is good during the seasons that are adapting the books (Season 1 - 4).
>>218245301Well sure, but you know, the idea is there, it is explicitly mentioned.
>>218245322I am the opposite of this. I haven't watched 7 kingdoms. Is it good? What other series should I watch/read?
>>218245369what does she like about it? im genuinely curious and interested about how a consoomer like her functions
>>218245311only in the sense that danny needs shipswhat if the dothraki killed the golden company and took their ships
>>218245245why do you have such strong opinions on books you haven't read
>>218245373No wonder Lyonel was pissed off at the Targshit.
>>218245406I mean I think for someone like her its less the story and more just the aestetic experience. It still looks and sounds solid and the acting is still tolerable so when its on after a 20 hour shift thats enough
>>218245408Most idiots are confident on subjects they know nothing about.
>>218244823TAOOBA!
>>218245405Yes.It's a classic story about heroism and honour of a young knight trying to find a place in the world after his master dies.Good cast and 10/10 production value. Has some decent lighthearted moments contrasted with some grim, dark shit.
>>218245457I misunderstood that as being a new series and not K7K...
Pennytree didn't actually die. He just pretended to be dead so Dunk would stop asking why he didn't knight him. He dug himself out of his shallow grave once Dunk had fucked off.
when did it got so fat?
>>218245457Production value cannot be 10 when most of the trial is skipped via flashback because of not enough budget. It's a great show but 10s are too much. It's more like an 8.5 overall which is praiseworthy and light years ahead of other slop now, but it's not a 10.
>>218245407No, in the sense that Oldtown dies, old magic is revived from the Citadel, and The Wall fucking comes down with the Horn of Winter. Euron brings the Others to the Seven Kingdoms.
>>218245466?I think that's the best way to describe it without spoilers.
>>218245477looks normal to me, like 3 years ago
>>218245498No, I meant the original comment of '7 kingdoms', yours was apt.
>>218245491Euron will job to Hightowers and drown in Aeron's piss.It's been foreshadowed since 1st Aeron's chapter.
>>218245408Don't need to read the whole book to have a pretty good idea about what it's like, I read excerpts and summaries. I wasn't even the one who introduced the concept of "GRMM edge" in this thread. Obviously the idea exists in public consciousness and everyone knows exactly what it is.>>218245444I didn't say anything wrong and I admitted to not reading the books for transparency. Calling me an idiot is just dishonest and it tells me you can't challenge what I wrote.
>>218245523>I didn't say anything wrong and I admitted to not reading the books for transparency. Calling me an idiot is just dishonest and it tells me you can't challenge what I wrote.That was a blanket statement, it was not directed at you...unless you think it so.
So why did magic die in asoiaf?
>>218245535Very cowardly dodge, I'm not that scary I promise.
>>218245482You're right. It's just that I;m too used to cancerous green screen cgi slop so a production actually using real sets and practical effects just feels futuristic.
>>218245548Yes until dany hatched the eggs
>>218245550Do you always go into threads of things you aren't a fan of and speak against them? Better to go into those you are a fan of and speak for them, I think, but that's just me.
>>218245239sometimes you browns are alright
>I want you to know that I do not blame you for derailing my thread. It was a rotten thin, banning you, and you were right in your reply
>>218245239I've noticed the fans of it are overwhelmingly women who picked up the original GOT series in the later seasons.
>>218245575I like to challenge unusual, disagreeable statements like>barely felt like GRRMs grimdark ow the edge writing the whole showand I have enough knowledge to opine on it.
Beneath the honey The bitter sting
>>218245512Euron will squash the Fagtowers and then make Aeron tongue his anus. Then Victarion will realize it is futile fighting his better brother, will join and help bring down the continent one kingdom at a time
>>218245599Beeneath the honeyThe beetter sting
>>218245322I think it's worth watching just to see how drastic the drop in quality gets post-season 4. If I squint, I can still accept seasons 5 and 6, but 7 and 8 is just utter retardation kek.
>>218245598>and I have enough knowledge to opine on it.Only the bastardized material and not the source, it seems, as you say you've only taken in the show. What is so grimdark edgy about ASOIAF anyway?
>>218245599The Beesbury-Bittersteel alliance will withstand the test of time.
>>218245599>>218245625Bittersneed
>>218245581we're always right :)
>>218245606Euron is currently stuck as a Dusky Woman after warging into her and gets fucked daily by Victarion.
They did Catelyn dirty in the show by casting that busted up hagWho else did they ruin?
>>218245482I think that first joust was great stuff, would have loved to see more of that
>>218245646Euron doesn't warg, he just has visions stemming from his blue lips
>>218245658He got them after sucking the Night's King cock one time too many btw.
>>218245669The Night's King doesn't have a cock. It fell off after he saw Euron's 15 incher
Was anyone disappointed when the big reveal with Egg was he was a prince and not transmasc? They even named him Egg so it felt obvious
Ironborn are the weakest shits in the seven kingdoms
>>218245620>Only the bastardized materialThe thing being discussed, yes. I already covered your question.
>>218245698Aerion pls...
>218245700>t. Robb Stark
>>218245636
>>218245709All of that happened in history. Worse shit is being done today.
>>218245698>literally mentioned in Game of Thrones how dense are you?
>218245700""""Man"""" who posted this is dressed in silk and jewelry he paid for.
>>218245406Not that anon but a lot of people just don't engage with fiction on the same level as you or I do. They find more fulfillment in other parts of their lives, or sometimes they're just vapid in everything they experience. My best friend is a pretty cool person overall but when it comes to television he's genuinely an NPC that just wants to see pretty faces and iconic-sounding lines and big CGI dragons and he'll be sure that he witnessed quality television, with no look into whether the story or writing is actually worth a shit.
>>218245477>fatretard
>>218245718>>218245730The salt wives have learnt to write!
>>218245723>your mother>i raped her! >i murdered her! >then i smashed her head in like this!
>muh iron priceTime does not exist to the ironborn, there is only the present, the now. A goldcloak yells, "Don't run, I will [in the future] slash you!" This phrase is meaningless to the ironborn. In the ironborn's mind he has two choices: either to be detained by the guards, or to run and be free. The fact that the guard will start shooting arrows a few seconds into the future is incomprehensible to the ironborn. Ironborns are living in a science fiction parallel universe where there is no continuity with themselves 15-seconds into the future. As an Andal man you know that you will still be you 15-seconds into the future, you can see the probable consequences of your actions. Not so to the ironborn. The ironborn sees no relation to himself 15-seconds in the future, it is a completely different person. Their interests are unrelated if not opposed.Once you understand that an ironborn cares as much about himself 15-seconds into the future as you do about some random ironborn, all of a sudden all ironborn decisions makes sense. Why start a rebellion you can't win? Some other random ironborn will have to get sieged down instead of you. Why rape some random northern girl? Some other random ironborn will go to the dungeon, not you, etc.Now you can also appreciate the injustice of ironborn rebellions being put down. If an ironborn razed Lannisport 15-seconds ago, that was a completely different random ironborn to them. The ironborn getting sieged was just living his life (in an alternate universe where you forever live in one moment) and is now being sieged for literally no reason.They’ve been trying to explain this to thick Andal people for years with the shorthand "The Iron Price". These tomboysh ironbron captainesses are trying to explain that, while to you it appears that her ironborn father committed some horrific act of violence, in fact that was actually a completely different ironborn in a parallel universe.
>>218245758Isn't Asha way hotter in the books
>>218245771The only thing I remember about Asha from the books is the random reveal that her cunt = the planet the series is set on, which is brought up once and then never elaborated on
>>218244868Freys are tollbridge trolls that built a fort over a major crossing and started charging for entry, very kosher, jumped up bandits really
>>218245771That's not Asha, that's Yara anon
>>218245749>saltwives got kidnapped and are essentially fleshlights for them>would hate them>he thinks they would defend the IronbornLeast retarded mainlander
>>218245785>her cunt = the planet the series is set onwhat?
>>218245754Where's the 'jak edit
>>218245790>YaraUh...why did they change her name?
>>218245749>he can write>he doesn't dictate the posts to his thrall so that learing magic letters won't sap his strength
>>218245785If I ever had sex with Asha I too would think the world revolves around her cunt. Sex doesn't get any better
>>218245808Delete this
>>218245807because the 20 iq normies who watch this shit would get confused between asha and osha
>>218245740its funny a friend of mine is very very good at total war, he was in the army as well, and yet he loved the battle of the bastards, initially I was so surprised I was like>dude that battle makes no sense I mean its nonsense>yea I guess it was cool thoughsome people just want sploisions and 'epic' shit, even if they are well aware its stupid
>>218245807They were afraid retards will mistake her and Osha, whoever she was.
>>218245807this >>218245824it was actually the smart thing to do, normies are pretty fucking stupid
>>218245824>>218245837That reminds me I jerked off to Osha nudeBest body and bush
>>218245797that anon has it wrong initially the planet is not her cunt however in one pivotal moment in the books her cunt becomes the world, gurm has yet to elaborate on this development
>>218245045He's a big guy
>>218245862What's so confusing? Asha's cunt is the world. Every morning I don't wake up thinking about anything else but Asha's cunt. All afternoon I spend licking her cunny. And all night I fill her up as if it is the only reality I know of. Ergo, Asha's cunt = The world. Proved.
>>218245879but what was the world before it became asha's cunt? we have questions that need answers
>>218245548(((Maesters))) did it
Asha would be the best concubine
>PlanetosCringe, uncreative, sounds like a parody>Asha's cuntBold, creative, highbrow
>>218245887The Bang -> Asha's CuntThis isn't hard to understand
>>218245758all this is telling me is doing is making me more certain that ironborn genocide is the only truth that matters
>>218245548everyone forgets or never knew something important, and its from some fanfiction gurm wrote about his own world, their is this thing called suvudo cage match many years ago, popular fantasy characters from fiction were pitted against each other, the final came down to Jamie vs Rand Al'Thor, both gurm and BS wrote a version of the battle, the fatmans version is a trial of seven set in westeros, Rand can't use much of his 'magic' because the world is old and worn out and magic 'dries up quickly' this is why I always can disregard Prestons nonsense, because gurm wrote ages ago about why and how it works or doesn't magic was just used up and is nearly gone, dragons restore it. without dragons its almost gone.
I need good aaagghhs, ser anon
>>218245905I feel this is an over simplification, I suspect Eurons involvement in this change to the fundamental nature of the planet
>>218245961No aaagghhs, only RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772202277415980.mp4
>>218245477always has been
>>218246058JEEEESSSSSUSS
>>218246058Ser crispin got to fuck monke and now gets to fuck this?How is that fair?
>>218245523asoiaf on a surface level is nihilistic and edgy because grrm includes awful shit that people do and have done in history, but under all the horror it's about hope and optimism and doing the right thing despite all that.. read the last paragraph in book 2
>>218246125>it's about hope and optimism and doing the right thing despite all thatYeah tell that to Ned, Robb, Jon, Oberyn, Jon Arryn, Renly, Selmy, Dayne, Baelor, Egg...
>>218246107are you the kingmaker? no so suck it
>>218246236yes good people die trying to do whats right, thats how things work in real life, sometimes however good people achieve good things because they tried, that also happens in real life
>>218246236All those people failed literally when they deviated from doing the right thing lol
>>218246248>however good people achieve good things because they triedBruh literally all of the guys mentioned there failed BADLY at trying to do the good thing
What number was Dunk when Old Nan did her Seven Knights in Seven Nights?
If Egg had hair he’d look like Ritchie Rich
>>218246107You joke but Milly and Fabian legit may have dated for a bit after the season wrapped up filming. He ate her tight ass and creampied her cunt daily
>>218246236>Renly>Selmy>good guyskek. Also, grow up, these aren't kiddy fantasy books where the good guys win and all live happily ever after.
And what of good kingsguard?
Jon bros…
>>218246302oberyn killed the mountain, baelor saved dunk, we still don't know for sure what egg did or didn't do, jon saved everyone with both the castle black battle and later letting the freefolk in
How will season 2 get blacked? This season they played it smartly, making the Dornish girl black and reduce the "represantation" to random background characters. Season 2 of course has way fewer characters, so I wondered where they can fit in the "represantation"
>>218246356They're morally better than 90% of AsoIaF characters
>>218246370>making the dormish girl black>smart
>>218246359Take heart, sweet Beesbury. I shall handle the Kingsguard.
>>218246377I mean it obviously had to happen, that's how modern American and British media is. Making a darkie a bit darker is less terrible than turning one of the major noble characters black.
>>218246359kek
>>218246362is this Lotr remake
>>218246370Eustace Osgrey will be black
>>218246377>>218246396Still annoying though. There are lots of Dornish houses that are still mostly firstmen and andal. Not to mention the Rhoynar mixed Dornish are just more tanned. But on tv they are condemned to be eternally played by africans and arabs.
>Stop raping, ser.How did Duncan know that knights would be raping? How did he know that honour has deserted Westeros?
>>218245758Is this from a pasta about black people or something?
>>218244982So when did this prosttute show her tits in this entire show? Oh right, never. Got plenty of dick, vomit, spit and feces though.
>>218246490the first episode
>>218245771Shes not hot she’s just easy
>>218244823Do you think we will get more based shows like this focused on manhood, honor and parental male figures now that Game of Thrones is owned by MAGA Paramount?
>>218246503She's hot and because of that she's easy
>>218246521>manhood, honor>MAGA
>>218246521it isn't the HBO rights are still split between netflix and paramount, this is going to get really messy
>>218246485What do you think?
>>218246500Nope, only a flat ginger takes her top off midway through the episode. This titcow is wearing literally the same costume every episode and scene she appears in.
>>218246467African actors should have been restricted to iron islanders while dornish played by tanned whites, change my mind.
>>218246551ah fair enough I'm drunk I misread it as>So when did A prostitute show her tits in this entire show?
>>218246370the ironborn maester, its basically confirmed
>>218246563doesn't make sense for Africans to be that far north in the Westeros map though
I'm gonna miss them a lot, I can't wait for S2.
Kek. Here's an idea for a meme. Mash a video with the whistling tune playing over the compilation of GRRM lazing around in his house not writing TWOW.
>>218246563THERE IS LITERALLY A PALE BLONDE GIRL SAND
>>218245429but Lyonel was paying Baelor a complement. He was saying that "He was one of the good ones"
>>218246617they raid and take salt wives, the summer islanders are also largely seafaring it makes perfect sense
>>218245039why
>alicent and rhaenyra confirmed kiss in s3rhaenicent chads?
>>218246766Why did her eyes go there?
>>218246767Gay queens of Westeros
>>218246791She wants big and stwepid cock
Why are blackfyres so fucking cool even if they lost?What makes them so amazing? Is it because they are the indomitable human spirit against a cruel and uncaring universe?
>>218246485Obviously, anonJust replace "ironborn" with the word and you will find it
>>218246879Nobody cares about the blackfyres rebellions he never even wrote a book about them they’re gay
>>218246907>Nobody cares about the blackfyresSo why are you seething about them?
I didn't realize it was Hardyng and Beesbury we see fucking each other up. How are these dudes even able to do anything, is falling from a horse not as bad as I thought.
>>218246934The gods made men with sterner stuff back then...
>>218246929>seethingmore like laughing
>>218247001>he thinks about Blackfyres even in bed with his gf>"nobody cares about Blackfyres"KekAbsolutely rent free
>>218246879its the fact that targs are pretty lame at that point in general.A guy who became great, being granted the conquerors sword, not because he was born in his position but because he earned it.Thats way cooler than just a regular inheritance.Also not having bloodraven on his side is a big plus in the cool factor. He's a regular man, with regular men in his army. Bloodraven is an overpowered magic warg who basically has every power GRRM came up with. He's super fucking lame and basically cant be beat due to this, so it makes everyone involved fucking lame as well
>>218245129You’re a retarded faggot and your opinion means less than dog shit
How did Elissa Farman and her ship survived sailing all across the whole western ocean? There is pretty much no land across half the globe
>>218247027thinking about rekting blackfyre fucking shits is just a normal thing to do
I failed to protect Robb on my Warband playthrough... On the very last fight I got randomly headshot by a crossbowman
>>218247048It's well established that ships can teleport
>>218244868Freys 600 years ago were nobodies that brought nobility by taxing people that wanted to cross a riverBaratheons are Duranndons in all but the name. Its Argella's blood that matter, not Orys
>>218247048She is a Mary Sue
>>218247048This map is actually pretty decent, I wouldn't be opposed to this being the final planetos world map
>>218244868Because whatever valyrian shitter alien blood they had was quickly eliminated by Durrandon STRONG SEED
And Harrenhal? I shuppose... that's off the table as well?
>>218244868Much like the Nymeros-Martell in Dorne and the Justmans in the Riverlands, they had behind them the zeitgeist of the era and perceived legitimacy through unmatched power.
>>218247094Not-Africa is way too smol: the targ bitch that explored it with her dragon flying for weeks moving south didnt found anything worthy of note aside jungles and dinosaurs (so She didnt even surpassed the Equator)
>>218245477HHNNNNHGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT
>>218247154can someone just end the jeet race
>>218247128>broken down money pit shitholehe deserves it
>>218247030>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bastard? I’ll have you know I was knighted first out of all the squires in the Red Keep, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Blackfyre usurpers, and I have over 300 confirmed slayings. I am trained in Dornish warfare and I’m the top archer in all the Southron kingdoms. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will snuff out your bastard bloodline with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that rubbish to me with a raven’s letter? Think again, bastard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Seven Kingdoms and all of your traitorous secrets will be revealed so you better prepare for the storm, turncloak. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, boy. My cousin Lord Bloodraven can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Dark Sister. Not only is my house extensively seasoned in the art of warfare, but we have access to the entire arsenal and martial talent of the Kingsguard, the Goldcloaks, and all the leal Great Houses of the Realm and we will use them to their full extent to wipe your bastard’s ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the iron price, you godsdamned idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it, like we drowned your false king Daemon in a rain of arrows on the Redgrass Field. You’re fucking dead, bastard.
>>218245477
I thought I was a Daeron II supporter becuase even though I hate bloodraven I support legitimacy. But now I'm not so sure since according to Andal inheritance Daemon Blackfyre is the legitimate King since his mother was princess Daena daughter of King Aegon III.
>>218247128What was so appealing about Harrenhall? We saw that it's a complete dump. And don't tell me it's some religous prophecy, the characters in asoif are godless especially some random financier
>>218247209Tons of land
>>218247207Can’t get any more legit than male primogeniture.
>>218247207Daemon was a bastard: by all the Andal customs he didnt had any right to inherit. And even after being legittimized Daeron had the elder brother priority
>>218247209It's a dump but it's still the biggest castle in westeros, pretty impregnableThe lands around it are fertile, and its located in a strategic position, the lord of Harrenhal can often field more men than the Tullys (without their bannermen)Obviously, it needs a lot of work to be done, and in the middle of the war its hard to get anything out of it because of its position, but it's a very good castle to have.
>>218247207Daena didn't legitimise Daemon.
>>218247178Not a jeet but brown hands typed this, you’ll have to genocide the whole of Dorne and Sothoryos plus the Summer Isles. Good luck, pastie.
>>218247209>huge tracts of land>middle-ish of Westeros I believe>near sources of fresh water
>>218247273but Daeron was a gay nerd
>>218247207>>218247261>>218247273Daeron Waters is no king of mine, and no heir of king Aegon.
>>218247290I'll get right on that
Having a qtharem would be pretty cool so I'd be the Daemon Blackfyre of the Iron Islands Specifically blonde girls
>>218247300Treasonous slander. The bastard may have bore the sword for a fortnight but the realm only acknowledges Daeron the Good.
>>218247328>daeron the goodeven his name is fucking gayDaemon Blackfyre, thats a fucking name
>>218247328>the realm only acknowledges Daeron the GoodMaybe the maesters
>>218247352
>>218247366get roasted lil egg
>>218247001>Princeee>Pronounced Prins-uuuhAmerican mutt made this meme
wtf do i watch now
>>218247261Yes and according to male primogeniture Daena inherits after her brothers but before her uncle hence her son Daemon Blackfyre should be King after being legitimised.>>218247273But he was legitimised and no longer a bastard. According to the andals Daena and her heirs should inherit.>>218247278But he was legitimised regardless. I'm sure Daena was in agreement.
>>218246534what a daft answernetflix never bought even an iota of wbd properties, they were the frontrunners to own it and now they are not
>>218247400HotD1 and 2
>>218247402>But he was legitimised regardless.By an authority you don't deem legitimate by proclaiming Daena, thus false.>I'm sure Daena was in agreement.Possibly, but we don't know that.
>>218247400
>>218247403you have no idea how convoluted this shit is now
>>218247400A Knights Tale
He bears the sword, retards
>>218245022>knight FINALLY got kingsguard armor rightBased
ATTENTION ALL THOSE OF 'HOUSE' BLACKFYREYou will never be a real Targaryen. You have no legitimacy, you have no name, you have no dragons. You are a bastard emboldened by lickspittles and cravens into a crude mockery of Valyria's perfection.All the “validation” you get is a mummer's farce. Behind your back sellswords and whores mock you. Your true-born relatives are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “allies” laugh at your arrow-ridden corpse over their cups.The realm is utterly repulsed by you. Hundreds of years of careful breeding have allowed the maesters to identify frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Blackfyres who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your false heraldry is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get an exile host to side with you, they’ll turn tail and bolt the second they look askance at your nuncle's boiled, traitorous skull.You will never be legitimate. You wrench out a fake claim every single rebellion and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the will of the gods bearing down upon you, ready to crush you into the dust of history.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll saddle your horse, ride out onto the Redgrass Field, get riddled with arrows, and plunge onto the cold earth. Your supporters will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with no real dynasty, and every Essosian freerider for the rest of eternity will know a bastard is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably not a king.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
when will blackfyre fucking shits understand?
>>218245022>5 out of 7 Northmen on horseback die to three men on footHow will norfcels ever recover?
>He doesn't know he is in a Blackfyre boardPatriots are in control, sorry onion boy
>>218246929>Nobody cares about the blackfyresWell if people did care how come none of the Great Houses nor their former allies in the 1st rebellion came to their aid in subsequent rebellions?
>>218247030>not because he was born in his position but because he earned it.>his fat worthless father hated his chad legitimate son so gave it to his favourite bastard>earned it
>>218247466based
>>218247426Well yes in this instance Aegon IV and his father inheriting was wrong but are defacto rulers. Daemon inheriting is rectifying a mistake and nicely reunifies both lines. He has more right than I previously realised.
>>218246521>manhood, honor and parental male figuresthis is a mistake that every idpol associated is clamoring for from both the sidesreddit wants dunk to come in and save the downtrodden from the atrocities of the powerful because "it mirrors the real world" in future installments as well like some sort of marvel capeshit, whereas osgrey is a landed knight and just a couple of steps removed from being on the road as a hedge knight himselfi think this is one of the reasons that ira parker has gone with an overall lighter tone, it is supposed to be a sort of tapestry of a westerosi life and its celebration in all forms that got and hotd never got to focus onhoping for anything else is just setting oneself up for disappointment
>>218247474
What will the fourth (kek pathetic) Blackfyre rebellion look like? Probably BTFO by the last Targaryen dragonqueen.>but the smallfolk love fAegonThe smallfolk love whoever they’re told to.
I wonder if the bastard names used to be names of powerful houses in the past. We know the Riverlands used to be ruled by Mudds and the North by Frosts, which could as easily be bastard names as Rivers and Snow. King of Snow, Rivers, Hills, Stone, Storm, Flowers, etc all sound very regal. Even the Ironborn name of Pyke sounds like a royal name (as in the Harlaws of Harlaw, Saltcliffes of Saltcliffe, Blacktydes of Blacktyde, Orkwoods of Orkmont, etc.)
>>218247499can someone post the full image of Baelor holding out the beer? that's hilarious
>>218247430??if you go to buy a commodity say x, but dont end up paying for it do you own portions of the commodity?netflix has not forwarded a single cent towards the wbd coffers, paramount will also cover a $3 billion breakup fees to netflix, why in fuck would netflix get any right to any wbd property?they were going to buy but did not, prior intention does not equal ownershiptry to ask grok or something in your native language, maybe you will understand that better
she won't be coming back to the series bros... I don't feel so good
>218247543Here we see the Targ apologist in all his gloryHe is happy Dany will commit kinslaying and genocide the smallfolk too, he is happy evil will prevailRemember, fellow blackfyrebros, our enemies are ontologically evil. You "hate" targ loyalists but would help one if you found him wounded on the battlefield. When a targ says he hates you, he means he would exterminate not only you but all of your extended family and even your neighbors just in case. These "people" cannot be allowed to keep the throne, or the realm bleeds.
>>218247030butt_fiddler.png
the anime style armor of the targaryen ruined it
>>218246362first men chads vs andal scum
>>218247568>beerIt's Fossoway Cider™
one thing I do appreciate about GRRM's writing is how, even his his most cunning and most clever characters have flaws out in the open, Littlefinger with his naked ambition, barely able to conceal his seething yearning for more power, but because of his low position the people in power think they're "throwing him a bone" when he's actually building a powerbase that they're not fully realizing yet, or Varys with his naked hypocrism, claiming to only "serve the realm" yet did nothing to dethrone Aerys during his mad reign, killed Kevan when he was actively stabilising the realm in favor of causing chaos for fAegon, he says he wants "peace for the realm", but he only wants peace for HIS realm
>>218247568Fossoway Cider, not beer. Beer will kill him.
>>218247654>red apple
>>218247606The realm has only known peace under Targaryen rule. I’m not even a loyalist just hate Blackfyre bastards, so maybe you’re right, you need to be stomped out root and stem. Bloodraven knew this.
>>218246362>>218247621I now understand why the Andals won
>>218247663>The realm has only known peace under Targaryen rule
>>218247506He literally did though
>>218246362Not for nothing but Gwendolyn kinda stacked for a tall bitch, Jamie knew what’s up,
>>218247604No we will see her again when they need filler one season, Dunk will visit Raymun on his way north. Her son will have red hair.
Maturity is coming to terms with the fact that both Bloodraven and Bittersteel were the only relevant men of their times, two sides of one coin. Daeron and Daemon are nobodies. It's all part of the eternal Blackwood-Bracken cosmic war.
>>218247663Daemon Blackfyre was a legitimised Targaryen dummy
>>218244958They're taking out the boot. They should be able to write around it in season 2, but in season 3 it is pretty essential.
why did Cersei not get any pushback from Jaime for being an insane cunt? even if she's your waifu, surely you would have something to say about her total retardation?
>>218247571>but dont end up paying for it do you own portions of the commodity?huh yea the entertainment industry absolutely, if NF has already invested money in certain projects they have a certain proprietary right to said properties, you don't know what you are talking about jeet so just take my word for it. This entire thing is extremely messy. Just go ahead and look into why a disney never made a hulk movie.
>>218247696>It's all part of the eternal Blackwood-Bracken cosmic war.Grvke
Blackfyres and Targaryens are the same shit, neither would last without dragons because they both suck.
>>218247697Did he rule? Did he wear the Targaryen name or reject it and call himself Blackfyre!>>218247672Prove me wrong. Even if you use Robert’s reign, he was half Targ. Any time Targaryen rule was questioned is when the realm bled.
What if there's an evil Dunk from another Planetos that says "start raping, ser"?
>>218247706After getting his inner self destroyed in kings landing when he killed Aerys, Jaimie proceeded to become a doormatAlso its not like Jaimie was a mastermind either, just less overtly retarded than her.
>>218247747the multiverse problem was resolved by asha and her cunt
>>218247738>the realm was at peace all the time when it wasn't at warThe smartest targ supporter
>>218245584>*me bruised, battered and limping from being unfairly banned*T-t-thanks...
>>218247738>If we ignore all the times the targaryens started a civil war, the targaryens had 0 civil wars!Lol>he was half TargLolDurrandon genes will rape weak valyrian soiboi genes every time.
>>218245584Why does she look pregnant here?
>>218247778Guess Jaehaerys I reign was just a footnote.
>you killed the evil insane king! but we don't like that because you took a....le oath>btw no-one gives a shit about oaths or honor in this world and everyone pisses on them but we take this one really seriously for....le reasonswhat did they mean by this
That's it, I'm going to read some fanfics on AO3 to see if there's any that can entertain me until Bitch of the Dragons s3 drops
>>218247793Sorry 1/4 Targ and still the only decent non Targ ruler. I don’t even like the Targs>t. Hightower supporter
>>218247627>Forgive the mistake, a result of the blow to the head. My brother's mace, most like. He's strong
>>218247795She doesn't, she's just flat because she's a young teenager so her belly is a little bit more apparent
>>218247738>Did he wear the Targaryen name or reject it and call himself Blackfyre!He was called Blackfyre before he was legitimised. Literally no one can deny that the Blackfyres are full Targaryens thanks to Aegon IV.
what was that faceless man guy doing at harrenhall anyway
>>218247809No one apart from Ned gave a shit, he still served Bobby B as a kingsguard and git a cool nickname out of it.
>>218247842grooming arya, not even kidding, the faceless men decided to use her to further their plans
>>218247728>Tully: Your weirdwood sappling, whatever happened there...>Bracken: Aight!>Blackwood: Whatever happened there? >T: Yeah, the poison thar killed your weirdwood>BW: WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?!>T: May the Seven rest your fake gods soul...>BW: THIS COCKSUCKA SON OF A SEVEN POINTED CUNT KILLED MY TREE WITHOUT ANY FUCKING PROVOCATION WHATSOEVAH!!Historically, the Targaryens always said that the old gods were glorified demons; there are seven points on the star, and then that weird thing in the North.
>>218247466>You will never be a real Targaryen.Thanks the seven for that.
I'm embarrassed to admit that I didn't realize until I rewatched that the penny Dunk nails to the tree is Arlan's penny from the sword, you ca hear him prying it out before he nails it up.
>>218247910Lmao.I've always wondered how the blackwoods function culture wise. Without the seven there is no knighthood. No knighthood no attending tournaments and making merry with other houses. Honestly it makes zero sense the other riverlords never ganged up and exterminated the heretics in thousands of years. The north only survived the Andals because of the Neck. Blackwoods are isolated and alone.
>>218248046I mean, they can still do all that shit. In Westeros they swear by the old gods and the new so it’s not like they aren’t syncretic. A bunch of lords keep godswoods as well despite being Seveners
>>218248080I feel like the "old gods and the new" has only been a thing since the Targaryen conquest and they were forced into one country.
>>218247441Yeah but he forgot to bear the shield.
>>218247926I didn't either until I rewatched it
BlackfyresThe coolest name ever for a jobber faction
>>218244845>>218245039>>218244994Hey you fucking retards have been making up this complaint but you've never spoken about this "no anachronistic music" rule ever before. Not only that, if that was the rule, orchestral music would also be deemed anachronistic. So get fucked retards.
BENEATH THE SWEETNESSTHE BITTERSTING
The jazz worked, the old pop song at the end of the episode didn't
>>218248046The riverlands are filled with norferners thanks to all the wars that happened there and the norf sending surplus men to fight in them. Plus the isle of faces and the green men are also there, there's a large presence of the old gods in the riverlands even if the lords all sold out to the seven.
>>218247690she'll present the new Fossoway cider
>>218248337>The modern equivalent of eve handing you the apple
best feat in single combatDayne: defeating the smiling knightSelmy: defeating Maelys Blackfyre DaemonB: defeating the lord commander of the kingsguard and wielder of lady forlornwhy do we act like Daemon doesn’t have a chance against Selmy or Dayne in a sword fight
>>218248438because its Dayne and he has Dawn, you don't stand a chance in single combat, no-one does
>>218248438Who acts like that? We all know that Daemon B was like Warrior himself in the battle.
>>218248438>why do we act like Daemon doesn’t have a chance against Selmy or Dayne in a sword fight??? who’s we? everyone i see ranks him along side those two, even Bloodraven and targ loyalists
>>218248465>Fraud of the Morning
>>218248438Daemon constantly gets top ranks despite dying in his first big battle what are you talking about
i tried to make the new thread but got the captcha wrongsomeone please send for the maester
>>218248438>wewhat you mean we nigga????
>>218248438Dayne is roughly Selmy-tier and yet Dayne has not feats so Selmy must be a weak bitch relatively speaking. Daemon solos both.
>>218248438Better magic sword. Dawn is just better than Blackfyre
HAHAHAHA Look at this lackwit
>>218248508literally the greatest warrior that ever was or ever will be, a true knight>frauddarkstar please go
>>218248465>>218248542do we actually know if Dawn is better than Valyrian steel? Has Dayne fought anyone wielding Valyrian steel? cause Daemon is the only one in the to tier who has
>>218248537>notno
>>218248566Dawn isn't made of dead baby so it is automatically better.>>218248558>not Symeon Stareyes>not Serwyn of Mirror-shield>not Gallador of Morne
>>218247822He's a Strong Maekar Targaryen?
>>218248566yes we absolutely do, its lighter then valyrian steel, and is so fucking sharp it cut jamie when dayne lightly tapped him on the shoulder, through armor. Gurm essential put a vorpal silver long sword into asoiaf. Also Dayne himself is th greatest duelist ever, combine the 2 and its death for anyone who gets close to him. The frog is a lie.
A thread ago, when I was unreachable in the land beyond the Shadow, it was asked: is Catelyn or Skylar more comtemptible? I say now, none can doubt the damage Catelyn the wet fish has caused to the realm. Her sins are far greater. And yet, Skylar is more contemptible, for her crimes are indefensible in themselves and of a malicious nature, whereas Catelyn is merely a dumb woman.
>>218248438I’m pretty sure no one has ever said Daemon doesn’t “stand a chance” against Dayne or Selmy
>>218248616age of legends fags need not apply, Dayne is an age of legends character but in "modern" times, that what makes the entire thing so fascinating
>>218248644NAOOH!
>>218248660who the fuck is skylar?
>>218248438take away Dawn and Daemon and Selmy beat his ass, sword like that there’s no way it wouldn’t become a crutch after awhile
The true Queen.
>>218248690Errr...Skyler. A contemptible and infamous clown from across the narrow sea. She betrayed her lord and was the downfall of her house.
>>218248717sure, his incredible speed, focus and skill was just because of the sword not him and yet blackfyre fucking shits won't stop with>he held the sword
>>218247048Most of that map is fake
>>218248660>>218248745Her husband refused the cure for cancer so he could become a drug lord and put the whole family in danger
>>218248745I have no idea what you are talking about, this is some BB shit isn't it?
>>218248745>>218248760FUCK OFF JEETS
>>218248754newsflash asshole, all of the best fighters in this series have incredible speed, skill and focus, when you only use one weapon and it’s basically a lightsaber ofc it will become a crutch
it's strange talking about Arthur Dayne and these great knights that George made and yet he never gave them much to support their greatness besides maybe one mentioned feat that isn't expanded upon and word of mouth from the other charactersmaybe Dawn has space magicmaybe Arthur Dayne is just that goodwe don't know because George didn't actually do much to back it up and for some reason we're supposed to believe Dayne is this chivalric powerful knight in a story that actively deconstructs the idea of chivalry and the idea men of great renown also being men of great personal power
>>218248801combine all of that then, thats dayne, then give him a lightsaber, thats what dayne is
>>218248760And yet, Lord White acted with a mind to the well-being of his progeny and within the laws of the Free Cities, while the harlot you defend embezzled the fruit of his labor to another's house. And I am certain you have heard the well-founded stories of what she herself did there.
>it... it tastes like wood
>>218248816that’s my point, decade of using Dawn would inevitably become a mental crutch as well as a physical one
>>218248808>yet he never gave them much to support their greatnessthats intentional its second hand accounts, for dayne we get some first hand accounts via jamie, same for selmy. Even for Jamie himself we only get 1 fight with him against brianne and he loses, their are mitigated circumstances but regardless all we have are stories.
>>218248842unless he practiced non-stop with Dawn int he morning and a normal sword in the afternoon, the combination is frankly unbeatable
>>218248841should be a redbull he's holding if you want to call it wood
>>218248808Dawn is only granted to a Dayne if they're worthy of it. So arthur had to have feats before he was allowed to use it. There's times where generations pass without anyone wielding Dawn
>>218248906maybe
>>218248935same with lady forlorn, most Valyrian steel is just given to the heir or leader of a household
>>218248946you think a fighter as experienced as dayne wouldn't recognize the potential crutch? of course he would
bake some new bread before I piss myself
>page 10I don't mean to die today sers
>>218248963not really, LF is passed down from the current lord to the next automatically. Unless there's an exception, but thats just what it is, an exceptionDawn is only granted to those who are worthy, regardless of their status in the family
Time to let dunc die
>>218249068every wielder or LF we read about is always never the lord of the house
>>218249117No
>>218249117My thoughts exactly
>>218249117Only to be reborn as got/dunk/ no middling /hotd/ tainting our good Egg
>>218249159>>218249159>>218249159Get up, Ser. Get up. There's new, fresh bread
>>218249167got dunk?
>>218248522>>218249042WHERES THE BLOODY MAESTER!?
>>218245022Ned had a Valyrian steel sword, and Howland Reed had his swamp magic
>>218249134no, there are two examples of non-current lords using itGwayne during the blackfyre rebellion and Corwyn during the dancethe rest of the examples its the current lord of the time
>>218249225There was a third one that gets a random mention during Maegor’s time
>>218249225So LF goes to the lord unless someone else in the family is better and good enough to wield it?
>>218249283LF goes to the lord unless he decides it goes to someone else as with the case of ser Lyn (current wielder). Being the younger brother he didnt have the right to it, but when his father (the lord) was wounded in battle, Lyn picked up the sword and lead the charge himself to victory. For this, it was decided, by his father on his deathbed that he can keep the sword instead of it going to the older brother who is now the lord
