Fossoway Edition
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first for my wife sansa
>>218249159Thank you Sarah Adina Smith. Fuck you Sara Hess.
I hurt myself today
>>218249189Sorry bro, Peake got her first.
is dragon edible?
>>218249159Making heirs with Gwin Ashford.
DRINK FOSSOWAY CIDER
>how much for your little clam? heheheh
>>218249202Peake wants Aegon III, not Sansa.
>>218249214
To those best and brightest here gathered, I pose a question. Who is the happiest man of Westeros?
Blackfyre thread
>>218249193RYON!
>>218249198Would you rather get shot with arrows or stabbed/sliced with a sword? I choose the former.
>>218249237Raymun Fossoway
>>218249241that nigga zesty
>>218249214>>218249235Yes (if you're from Flea Bottom).
>>218249241Blackfyre realm.
>>218249241this you?
>>218249219>Tall and honorable!
>>218249241Blackfyre general
>>218249241More like Betafyre. Have you tried winning a rebellion?
>>218249243On one hand d it’s better for you rep as a warrior to be taken out by a form of artillery but on the other hand personal pride might have a warrior wanting to die in a final fight against someone a tad better
>Take heart, Beesburry. I will take care of the King's Guard. Don't even worry about it, mate!
>>218249311this you?
>>218249241zestfyres
>>218249311not the same blackfyre retardimagine having omnipresence and not being able to tell people apart
>>218249311>Bloodraven scared to fight a finook
>>218249237Mace TyrellCunk Cunk CunkHodor
He bore the sword, aye. But spears beat swords.
>so you want to use our crossing huh?>got any plans for Harrenhall?fucking Freys
>>218249398then why did he get mogged by a mace
>>218249380one blackfyre is much the same as another, doomed to cuckoldry and failure. Who can tell these failures apart and who would care to?
>>218249415>doomed to cuckoldryBut enough about Bloodraven.
>>218249399>should we have this meeting at a hall, a castle, a war camp, anywhere in particular?>nahhh m8 lets just talk about it in the middle of the highway>well okay but where are we gonna tal->just rip off a door and use it as a table>yeah we'll like 2 meters away from the guards for some reason>just just take their chairs too they aren't gonna complain with a dragon there
>>218249398it was a tourney joust calm down brainsmear
>>218249410Are maces swords?
>>218249415>doomed to cuckery>talking shit as if the targ dynasty didnt crumble to dust the second they lost their free win cards
Maekar didn’t give dunk his ring/permission. Hopefully that gets fixed early and the don’t show horn some dumb getting hunted down plot
>>218249442kek
>>218249453its just a blunt sword if you held it by the blade when you think about it
>>218249445>b-but I need to pass the bridge to get to Raventree Hall!>my wife will give birth to strong boy any moment now!
Lol I know the bit about the Robin in the tree is from the book but I just realized in the show he’s using the bird he saw above him while he was taking a dump
>bee hive coffin
>>218245022suicide by cop, every statement Ned made was an attempt to get them to stand down and they chimped out anyway. Even if they managed to kill Ned's group only 1-2 could have possibly survived and Robert would have hunted them down personally when he found out Ned was dead>>218245079>Arthur didn't job and is living at howland's listening to his sister's moans every nightwhy would he hide in a swamp for 2 decades and do nothing to help the Targs or prevent Jon from going to the Watch?
>>218249214Would the muscle fibers be a similar size as animals we already eat or would they be thicker and have a shitty texture?
>>218249442>>218249459a 100 years is a hundred years, stupid blackfyre fucking shits
>>218249481That’s >exactly what they finna do, thank Ryon Condom for that.
>>218249530100 years is so not even half of their total reign
>>218249529you ever eaten crocodile? I have its nasty
>>218249526the knight should fear the crannogman
my fingersmy fingers feel like wood
>>218249554after the dance you silly blackfyre fag
>>218249526Arthur Dayne = Qhorin HalfhandIt is known.
>>218249570Following in his uncle’s footsteps
If Daemon was an ugly chud, he would've been remembered as an evil loser and not a romantic hero.
>>218249623So... Bloodraven?
>hottest chick in Westeros kills herself when deprived of Ned's dick>Cat goes insane as soon as Ned goes South and can't fuck her regularlyjust what kind of dick was Ned slinging?
>>218249635The Sharpe soldiering special
>>218249635Honorable dick
>>218249635daynes and starks go together like peanut butter and chocolate, break that sacred bond and chaos ensues
>>218249629kek
>>218249159I'll admit, the show was pretty good and inspiring.Sadly they're going to slow roll this series and years to make the next season of just 6 episodes.How they gonna keep the child actor that plays Egg from growing up?
>>218249707Perfect use for puberty blockers.
>>218249554he looked cooler here
>>218249721ethical use of puberty blockers
>>218249707its currently being filmed more then 1/2 way done and slated for early next year same as this season, you dumb fuck
>>218249723Always with the stupid hair Maekar
>>218249723
>>218249707>the show was pretty good and inspiring.Chat, is this true??My algobrainrotted friend said the same so idk
>>218249561I heard it's the stringy texture that gets people.>>218249635>just what kind of dick was Ned slinging?Ser Arlan of Pennytree-tier>>218249734>you dumb fuckthanks for doing my leg work for me lil faggot ;) o7
>>218249487technically anything is a sword if you think about it.daggers are tiny swords, spears just swords with long handles, arrows small lil swords you shoot, etc.
>>218249762>chat GPT is the sky blue?>yeswhat a stupid faggot, amirite?!reality can't be that simple...
>>218249221Isn't Fossoway cider trademark of Red Apple Fossoways not filthy green apple Fossoways?
>>218249800bro what are u even trying to say??Stop making my brain hurt omg :/
>Setting of the main story is the blandest area of the fantasy worldFor me, its the Cursed Continent in the bottom left corner
>>218249843you post to sound right, without actually being right.that's why.
What did she mean by this?
>>218249855>you post to sound right, without actually being right.nigga you post to sound right, without actually being right.Sheesh all a nigga did was ask a questionYour defensiveness is proof of the shows quality though :^)
>>218249707>How they gonna keep the child actor that plays Egg from growing up?They aren't. There are time gaps between the stories, and they're releasing a season every year, so Egg's actor will grow up as the character does.
>>218249869>poor kid just wants to fly home>dumbass dragon thinks home=Valyria>both get infected with nasty ass magic parasites and dieBalerion was a senile boomer dragon, no wonder he died after Viserys took him for a single ride.
>>218249847>largest continent is just ice>next largest is in the brown zoneThey got a bad roll, might suck when they have to fight another world.
>>218249869god what an awful way to die
>>218249869>“We have told the world that Princess Aerea died of a fever, and that is broadly true, but it was a fever such as I have never seen before and hope never to see again. The girl was burning. Her skin was flushed and red and when I laid my hand upon her brow to learn how hot she was, it was as if I had thrust it into a pot of boiling oil. We could observe certain… swellings inside her, as her skin bulged out and then sunk down again, as if… no, not as if, for this was the truth of it… there were things inside her, living things, moving and twisting, mayhaps searching for a way out, and giving her such pain that even the milk of the poppy gave her no surcease. We told the king, as we must surely tell her mother, that Aerea never spoke, but that is a lie. I pray that I shall soon forget some of the things she whispered through her cracked and bleeding lips. I cannot forget how oft she begged for death.">“All the maester’s arts were powerless against her fever, if indeed we can call such a horror by such a commonplace name. The simplest way to say it is that the poor child was cooking from within. Her flesh grew darker and darker and then began to crack, until her skin resembled nothing so much, Seven save me, as pork cracklings. Thin tendrils of smoke issued from her mouth, her nose, even, most obscenely, fromher nether lips. By then she had ceased to speak, though the things within her continued to move. Her very eyes cooked within her skull and finally burst, like two eggs left in a pot of boiling water for too long.>“I thought that was the most hideous thing that I should ever see, but I was quickly disabused of the notion, for a worse horror was awaiting me. That came when Benifer and I lowered the poor child into a tub and covered her with ice. The shock of that immersion stopped her heart at once, I tell myself…if so, that was a mercy, for that was when the things inside her came out…
>>218249869hate when they go young like that
>>218249946>The things… Mother have mercy, I do not know how to speak of them… they were… worms with faces… snakes with hands… twisting, slimy, unspeakable things that seemed to writhe and pulse and squirm as they came bursting from her flesh. Some were no bigger than my little finger, but one at least was as long as my arm… oh, Warrior protect me, the sounds they made…">“They died, though. I must remember that, cling to that. Whatever they might have been, they were creatures of heat and fire, and they did not love the ice, oh no. One after another they thrashed and writhed and died before my eyes, thank the Seven. I will not presume to give them names…they were horrors.">"What befell her on Valyria I cannot surmise. Judging from the condition in which she returned to us, I do not even care to contemplate it. The Valyrians were more than dragonlords. They practiced blood magic and other dark arts as well, delving deep into the earth for secrets best left buried and twisting the flesh of beasts and men to fashion monstrous and unnatural chimeras. For these sins the gods in their wroth struck them down. Valyria is accursed, all men agree, and even the boldest sailor steers well clear of its smoking bones… but we would be mistaken to believe that nothing lives there now. The things we found inside Aerea Targaryen live there now, I would submit… along with such other horrors as we cannot even begin to imagine.">"I have written here at length of how the princess died, but there is something else, something even more frightening, that requires mention: Balerion had wounds as well. That enormous beast, the Black Dread, the most fearsome dragon ever to soar through the skies of Westeros, returned to King’s Landing with half-healed scars that no man recalled ever having seen before, and a jagged rent down his left side almost nine feet long, a gaping red wound from which his blood still dripped, hot and smoking."
>>218249919>senile boomer dragonSenile Vhagar is best Vhagar
>>218249570'tis the drink, most like, it's strong
>>218249946Jesus Christ George
>>218249869>>218249919>>218249946>>218249961>Fell for Maester propaganda They did that to her in a Maester blacksite obviously.
what is GRRM's official reason for misspelling words like Sir
>>218249960WHEN THEY GO?!?
>>218249808A New Barrel
>>218249911what if he grows up ugly?
>>218249961So is that how dragons are made using blood magic? They get implanted inside someone and kill the host, crawling out of their bodies as little fucked up snake like creatures?
>>218249847Damn that's a pretty good Planetos, where is that from? First time seeing this.
>>218249869Balerion wanted to brat correct her but things got out of control in Valyria and he almost got rekt himself
>>218249869>>218249946based Euron just casually strolled through this place to loot some valyrian steel armor and a dragon egg, meanwhile Targshits and Balerion got rekt
Currently rewatching GoT with normie relatives (who are watching it for the first time) and I'm having to pretend she isn't based as fuck.
Was she autistic or just a retard?
>>218250001It was the medieval spelling
>>218249961some shit you’d find in Dark Souls
>>218250001foolish nuncle
what did the Valyrians do man because they definitely pissed off some deity
>>218249847Do you have that map of Westeros in future with walls, megastructures everywhere and to the east there is Middle-earth and shit.I remember one of places was called The Forest of Smiling Men and it had schizo trollfaces painted on it.
Reminder that D&D deliberately ruined Stannis out of seethe over the 2016 election. It cannot be stressed enough how insane the past decade has been.
>>218250070>when the normies keep glazing Ned Stark but I know he's the one who's responsible for everything going so wrong
>>218249869Balerion fucked her and his spawn crawled out of her
>>218250024>what if he grows up ugly?His parents are pretty good looking so I'd say he has good odds. This is his dad right behind him.
>>218250158Most normalfags realize Ned isn't that great when Jamie tells his side of the story killing the mad king.If they hadn't already seeing him he a massive retard when he confronts Cersei and Joffery.
It's funny that Ned promises Jon that they'll talk of his mother next time they speak, Ned's off to become the Hand basically on the other side of the continent, he's taking his two daughters and his best friend is the king, realistically Ned could be there a decade if not more before going back to speak to Jon who let's not forget is on a wilderness prison colony and could likely die in the next 6 weeks.I suppose Ned could go on holiday but then is he really going to take a overseas route (the fastest) of still a long time just to have a chat with Jon? He'd probably send a raven in that case but he's also seemingly unwilling to do that so lol at Jon getting fobbed off.
>>218249946>>218249961George raelly should try writing proper horror
>>218250089A retard, the kind of kid you see in special education, no coincidence (V)aella is also a retard.
>>218250121It's said without actually being said but George implies dragons and I suppose Valyrians themselves are product of inter-species breeding.It wouldn't be far off to imply Targs' "Blood of the Dragon" and Aerea Targ's fire worms coming in and out of her holes, was a product of the same ritual that allowed them to control dragons (fire wyrms(worms))
>>218250001American English
>>218250164He's got three gay dads???
>>218250182I always assumed he figured Robert would drink himself to an early grave and when he did he'd tell Jon about Lyanna.
>>218250202The dragon has 3 heads
>>218250158>ned is why things go wrong>not the incestuous retards who cripple his kid, attempt to kill Arya for defending herself, and plot to kill Robert to cover up their crimesNed does a bad job of trying to clean up a fucking mess, be he's not the root cause of any of the problems in the story
>>218250164
>>218250220He is tho, because he's the one who brands Jaime Kingslayer and sets the stage for the problems you described, and their issues with the Lannisters>muh honor dictates you should have let hundreds of thousands burn>even though I probably would have done the same thing and then say honor made me>>218250182Ned Stark is a huge piece of shit
>To solidify their right to rule, Andal kings often married the wives and daughters of defeated First Men kings.First Menbros, what's our response to this?
>>218250220>>not the incestuous retards who cripple his kidCastle doctrine, completely legal
>>218250121Ancient Valyria was into some REAL twisted evil dark magic shit, like makes the stuff Melisandre's Asshai shadow magic seem tame.They had a whole colony where they experimented with making chimera monsters by having slave women raped by beasts, like minotaurs and shit could be real things in this setting because of them.
I thought the second season of hotd was shit and turned me off the entire series. Is a knight of 7 kingdoms worth watching or is it shit like hotd 2nd season.
>>218250192The dragons were created by the Ecological Engineering Corps. The Valyrians and other weird albino people (Quarth, Dayne, Hightower) are the descendents of a spaceship crew.
>>218250202He's a catamite, anon. Their kind have been using institutional pederasty for millennia; it's a price of entrance into celebrity, and they barely even bother hiding it.
Just realised that Dunk's actor is younger than me, I got old way too fast lads. Still remember posting on /got/ during uni :(
>>218250254>>muh honor dictates you should have let hundreds of thousands burnDoes Jaime ever tell anyone besides Brienne why he did it? I sure don't get the impression that Ned knew that Aerys was planning to barbecue King's Landing and we're in his head a lot in the first book.
>>218250180>Most normalfags realize Ned isn't that great when Jamie tells his side of the story killing the mad king.>Ned arrives at King's Landing>Lannisters are raping and butchering smallfolk>get to throne room>guy who was in charge of defending the city that opened its gate to his father's army, also killed the king and is now sitting on the throne>Jaime does absolutely nothing to defend himself or explain why he did this>also did nothing to protect Elia and her kids, just lounged on the throne>never mentions that the city could explode at any time due to that wildfire for nearly 2 decadesanybody with a brain would assume the sack of King's Landing was an inside job that Jaime was complicit in. The wildfire bullshit was a retcon by GRRM to make Jaime look better>>218250182>It's funny that Ned promises Jon that they'll talk of his mother next time they speakthat's show only slop, Jon never even bothers to ask Ned at any point in his life about who his mother was
>>218250254Jaime never told anyone, retard.
>>218250295No, but as Jaime said, it didn't matter. "Do you think the 'honorable' Ned Stark wanted to hear my side of the story?"He was also known as The Mad King, and killed Ned's.. brother? Uncle? I forget but you know what I mean. Ned Stark wasn't open to the nuance and that was the root cause of everything
>>218250295I suppose he thought nobody would believe him and he'd actually end up looking worse
We remember.
>>218250290meant to add 'like it was yesterday'
>>218250309>Jon never even bothers to ask Ned at any point in his life about who his mother wasIs that not more of a plot hole than Ned being a dick?
>>218250192>>218250260What evil people
>>218250327>>218250328The reason he did it matters quite a bit, at least to modern moral sensibilities, and it's hard to imagine even Ned Stark would argue that Jaime should have just stood by and upheld his oath in that situation.
>>218249869Residual magical radiation from the fall of Valyria killed her, which Euron was able to survive as he had a suit of Valyrian armor that acted as a kinda magical hazmat suit (that he acquired BEFORE he went to Valyria).
>>218250309More like Ned was just more of a brainlet they the start of the story makes you think
>Finish your story before you die
>>218250290You're alright, lad. I'm 37 and remember watching GOT in my first apartment. It's all good.
>>218250279It’s early thrones good for now, just briefly tho
>>218250343WE WUZ BRONZE KANGZ AND SHEEEEIT
I'm 35 and I'm just a kidnot like me. I'm an old man
>ive done it, im a dragon rider!
Was Jaime expected to just fight and die for Aerys? Was that the only 'honourable' thing he could have done in the eyes of House Reddit?
>>218250364But he'd maybe have no way to prove it? There's all the chaos and regime change going on and the Alchemists Guild has probably gone to ground and now Jaime is telling everyone that they need to go to vague cellars that he himself does not know where exactly they are to play hide and seek with supposed wildfire. Yeah pull the other one you cunt, it's got bells on.
>>218250279It is much better than HotD ever was even in the first season. It's a slower paced story though with more of an emphasis on characters than action, but the characters are top notch and the story has a lot of depth and emotion.
>>218250145Stannis is a hypocritical shitter in the books as well though. Losing battles and burning people to a foreign demonic god is already in his playbook.
>>218250402>ACK!
>>218250374>Neil Gaiman pops out from behind the tree to reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
42 is young...right lads?
>>218250428just a kid
>>218250428Depends on what. Going to secondary school? Old. Going into retirement? Young. It's all relative mane>hits blunt
>>218250419Burning Shireen doesn't fit his character thoughever
>>218250092Was it thoughIf I were to read a medieval english text, would it be written ser or sir ?
>>218250368more of a brainlet than Jaime, who could have just bound and gagged Aerys instead of killing him? Or simply told Robert about the wildfire if he really didn't think Ned would believe him? There's physical proof of his claimreality is that GRRM didn't add that retarded plot line until the 3rd book, his original outline had Jaime as the main villain and the original Sack of King's landing was clearly intended to show that Jaime was in on the plan. GRRM changed it to Pycelle being the reason the gates were opened and introduced the wildfire
>>218250279I can't put my finger on what exactly I dislike so much about HotD season 2. I didn't mind season 1, it was good with some stupid shit (like Cole being allowed just murder a man in front of everyone over nothing during a feast over it being an "accident" in a tourney) but season 2 was just boring.
>>218250309So much of the story revolves around Ned’s inability to grapple with nuance has me not buying what you are selling
as shit as hotd is, thye did get a little fucked on season 2. Because of the writers strike they legally could not alter the scripts after the merger with HBO reduced them to 8 episodesThey had written 10 episodes, then they were reduced to 8, and they legally could not alter the script. It was 8 episodes of build up. We were meant to get episode 9 and 10 showing the fall of kings landingWould it have fixed all the problems? Absolutely not. They fucked blood and cheese, they're turning it into weird dyke propaganda, Alicent is ruined, it's boring and lame, all valid criticisms. But they did get a bit fucked
>>218250365Reminder that some weirdos occupied Oros and Tyria after the cities got nuked by the magic volcanoes and still live there doing malign shit.
>>218250425gayman actually does finish his stories
what the fuck was the cleganes' problem anyway
>>218250532And that's why he defends fat fuck being a lazybones, less competition. Now let me quickly check Gaiman's early life...
>>218250454It does. He already was going to burning his own kin and child Edric Storm. He will burn Shireen.
>>218250460middle english texts have wildly inconsistent spelling as it wasn't standardised
>>218250409>But he'd maybe have no way to prove it? jaime literally hunts down and kills 2 other pyromancers, instead of capturing them so they can confess and reveal of the cache locationsthe wildfire plot is some of GRRM's worst writing, next to the catspaw dagger. Coincidentally both are due to GRRM's desire to redeem Jaime, it's obvious Jaime was originally the one who hired the assassin but it gets pawned off on Joffrey later even if it makes no sense
>>218250468>if there's one egg left in me you're fertilizing it, we will create a new dynasty, the House of Cuddy>yes your grace
>>218250470Daemon being completely neutered ruined it
Neil Gaiman is what was said before Loras was knighted
>>218250545gayman is as jewish as boyle is, he just knew how to play the game. At least until his degeneracy was exposed
>>218250363Yeah. Basically just super fucked up Melnibonean tier assholes. I'm not sure the gods even punished them, it might just be they pushed their forges way too far and it blew up in their face.Or maybe the Faceless Men did it. That would be nice.
>>218250544Gregor is a nice guy, he just gets misunderstood and fumbles alot
no antisemitism please
>>218250585lmao
>>218250563I think it's fairly easy to handwave away that a martial young man immediately jumped to violence and death during a period of crisis and chaos as opposed to high IQ detainment, especially if the two alchemists were trying to flee or fight back. I honestly can't even remember the exact details of the dagger, it was Tyrion's but Littlefinger's but Joff for some reason gave it to a random hobo, and hobo who could cause fires mind you, because of mercy to gain his father's approval?
>>218250041Not reallyThese lovecraftian axolotls are implied to be baby firewyrms, another species from Valyria who tunnel underground and breathe fire but don't flyThe Valyrians are very strongly implied to have crossbreed these fuckers with wyverns who are like pterosaurs from Sothyoros (not-africa) who fly but don't breathe fireWhen you mix the two , you get a flying, fire breathing creature Aditionally Valyrians themselves are implied to have mixed their genes with those of their dragons to be able to control them ; hence the occasional dragon hybrid baby who get born in the Targ family
>>218250499>oh no the rapist didn’t get cum and got raped
>>218250629shut it kike
>>218250585You think Renly did it with his dick?
why didn't the mountain just tell oberyn he had a really bad headache that day?
>>218250629shut up targ shit
>>218250608>Or maybe the Faceless Men did it. That would be nice.that would be similar to the Gods punishing them, because in the end their cruelty lead to their own destruction regardless. The Kindly Man all but confirms to Arya that they were behind it
The only part of HotD season 2 I enjoyed was Oscar Tully or Bracken and Blackwood shit.
>>218250592>degeneracy is sex with women
>>218250499how did blood and cheese go in canon?
>>218250648this
Which way, Andal man?
>>218250672He was a true swordsman, a Baratheon through and through.
>>218250499How did they fuck up blood and cheese? By not making Helaena choose?
>>218250164took a moment to figure out what I was looking it...
>>218250695gayman please stop raping ser
>>218250675He used interpretative squeezing to inform him
Do you have to have valyrian blood to control a dragon at all?
>>218250629fuck paramount
>>218250720Yeah if it's not reported immediately then it's not rape, soz
Would have been good if we got a chad actor to play Renly, showing women swooning over him only to reveal his bumder status
the hedge knight series proved that honor and decency were plentiful during the reign of the Targaryens and that it all went to shit as soon as they were deposed
>>218250737yes
>>218250737Yes/no
>Aaahhhh, Ser Anon! Care for a piece of pork pie? The best pie you will ever taste, my lord. Wash it down with Arbor gold and savor every bite. I know I shall.
>#metoo started 20 years ago
>>218250737No, that would be ridiculous
>>218250755love them or hate them, the targs have the mandate of heaven
>>218250737Maybe I don't know can you repeat the question
>>218250789Until they lost it, and their dragons wahey
>>218250789>have the mandate of heavenmagical volcanoes are hardly heaven
Who would have won, Balerion the Black Dread or 1000 Bobby Bs?
>>218250563>it's obvious Jaime was originally the one who hired the assassinOne of Jaime's main character traits is extreme recklessness and carelessness (e.g. him telling Cersei that they should make their relationship public because Lannisters are above the law, just like the Targaryans) and I think that Tyrion is correct when he says that Jaime would never send another man to do his killing. You could argue that this is from ACOK and ASOS and therefore after GRRM changed his mind about Jaime's character, but it's consistent with Jaime's personality so I wouldn't call it bad writing.
>>218250648>hence the occasional dragon hybrid baby who get born in the Targ familyIs that true though? We only ever hear tall tales but we've never seen it actually happen so it could likely just be myth and legend
>>218250777>dude knows it's made with human meat>eats 6 slices, 2 from each frey pie so he can taste them allbased Wyman, dude went from the most jolly and normal Northern lord to a madman>"No taste for pork pie, my lord? The best pork pie we ever tasted, our fat friend would have us believe." She gestured toward Lord Manderly with her wine cup. "Have you ever seen a fat man so happy? He is almost dancing. Serving with his own hands."also checking blessed trips
>>218250777My lord manate-Manderly can we talk about Roose now
>>218250898>one offHey it's free pie right there, you'd have to be madder to say no to another slice
>>218250737They make it a little ambiguous with Nettles on how much valyrian blood she has. I'd imagine you need a least a little, but a strong will matters a lot, especially for dragons like Vermithor.
Would the Others have got out of Westeros?
>>218250938Why was Nettles removed anyway, since now it's one of Daemons niglets taking Sheepstealer?
>>218250887isnt that what happened to Daemons black wife? couldnt get the monster out so went to her dragon to end things
>>218250980An escape from their genetic bottleneck
>>218250930Roose probably recognised the taste, and asked for seconds.He's a connoisseur of the finer things, after all.
>>218250887The Targs were a minor, low-tier house in Valyriathey're only top tier in Westeros
>>218250737Yes.They try to claim Nettles proves otherwise, but considering she's a brat from Dragonstone, which is so full of dragonseeds, and even her appearance doesn't mean shit cause the Strong lads exist and show not every Targ-blooded looks Valyrian.
>>218250887We literally have it happen with Dany
>>218250755Dubs confirm.
>>218250988Makes Rhaenyra look too bad for sperging out over a black queen.
>>218251028need a fan fiction where a great Valyrian house slept in stasis during the doom just find what the Targ shits have done
I kind of enjoy HotD i never watched any of it until December. Its fascinating how it watches like there are three writers who are trying really hard to make like, subtle and thematic prestige TV and ape Mad Men and Sopranos. Then theres three writers who want to pad their resumes with awards and maybe satisfy their personal ambitions and just want to write third wave feminism slop. Then there’s a showrunner who wants to keep his job and keeps getting notes from HBO so he inserts things like the massacre during the coronation and the boyfight ring for spectacle. And none of these people seem to talk very much so the left hand has no idea what the right hand is doing - like they were all hired during covid and got remote work guarantees.
Funny how Jaime literally pushed a child out of a window and normies completely forget that because he's a chad.
>>218251085ok incel
>>218251047I guess I'm curious how much then. Does it just come easier to someone like Daemon then a seed like Hugh? Or does it not matter and it's more as long as you have a small amount, then it depends on the dragons temperament and your will?
>>218250998In the show or in the books? In the show I thought it was mundane complications, in the books again we don't actually know as it's a biased history book telling the story. >>218251059 For example, in the current storyline Miri says that Drogo's kid came out looking like a freak, yet we never see the little creature and we know that Miri is scheming so she too could be making this up to either twist the knife or to cover up her murder. Then again, if it is true then maybe it was Miri's magic that corrupted the kid, the conclusion Dany comes to, and not innate Targ mutations.
Stannisfags are such retards still thinking that Stannis wouldn't burn his daughter even when George confirmed it lmao
Did Egg actually unwittingly succeed at Summerhall? By large flame sacrifice he kickstarted magic again, allowing Dany to later hatch the dragons?
>>218251085CASTLEDOCTRINE
>>218251094Sam was the first in eons to kill an other, yet gets mocked because he was fat and ugly while doing it.
>>218251121Egg summoned the comet?
>>218249214Dragons are divine creatures, magic made flesh. Most small folk would probably be afraid that they'd be cursed for fuckin with that shit. But I'm sure there are a couple madlads who might try it just to see if hey get magic powers
>>218251118George doesn't understand Stannis
>>218251136He's also an unlikable, lazy piece of shit.
>>218251168So is Jaime
>>218250938>>218251095The ability to ride dragons is coded on the female sex gene (X). A man or woman with it can ride dragons, but only a woman with two dragon riding alleles can hatch eggs.
>>218251121magic was never gone, there's warlocks, wizards and witches doing all kinds of magical shit in essos and there's still dragons in asshai
>>218251118Kinda get it though
>>218251168He also somehow breaks the laws of thermodynamics
On the subject of incels, I reached wizard status last year and I do genuinely have magical abilities now. That's all I'll say.
sex
>>218251118>confirmed itOh, is it in a published book?
Gorge RR Fartin'
>>218251070It would be too animeMyth is coolest when it's inaccessibleI think GRRM almost struck a nice balance with just the weakest, most diminished tail end of myth still extantIt makes you wonder what the greatest were like
>>218251220How? They don't have tinder in india?
>>218250887Tyrion
>>218250887https://www.reddit.com/r/HouseOfTheDragon/comments/11l81r0/original_concept_for_baby_visenya/https://redanianintelligence.com/2022/11/02/rhaenyra-baby-indeed-deformed-house-of-the-dragon/https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/File:Morgaine_le_Fee_Rhaego_Targaryen.jpg
>>218251085>he's just misunderstood, it's Ned Stark's fault for giving him a mean nickname and not reading his mind!>ignore him fucking his own sister and trying to help his bastards usurp the throne>ignore him trying to kill Bran>ignore the fact he admits he would have killed Arya if he found her before the Stark men>ignore the fact his actions are responsible for 10s of thousands of deaths during the WOT5KJaime dindu nuffin, he a gud boi muh fuggin bix nood
>>21825122031, still waiting for my powers. Maybe I'm not incel enough, I didn't care about Raymun's wife after all.
>>218251273posting reddit links should be an automatic site-wide ban
>>218251273https://www.reddit.com/r/HouseOfTheDragon/comments/11l81r0/original_concept_for_baby_visenya/she cute
>>218250887It happens at least 5 or 6 times in fire and blood. The three heads of the dragon are the rider, the beast and the sacrifice. Throughout the centuries we see these monstrous still births, they are the sacrifices that bind dragons to the Targaryens, the reason Targaryen blood is needed to ride a dragon.Daemon’s song to Vermithor confirms what we already know>Fire breather, Winged leader, But two heads, To a third sing>From my voice: The fires have spoken, And the price has been paid, With blood magic>With words of flame, With clear eyes, To bind the three, To you I sing>As one we gather, And with three heads, We shall fly as we were destined, Beautifully, freely
>>218251273>deleted scene show slopReally bringing out the big guns huh
>>218249869Uhh... Vaxxstatus?
>>218251070kek, it would be like Jon Snow waking up from some magical stasis and finding out fucking Craster is now king of Westeros
>>218251294I never
>>218251277>fucking his own sisterhe based
>>218249311is this just The King when he kills the french prince
>>218251287>It happens at least 5 or 6 times in fire and blood.Again, it's a history book, not an actual PoV
>>218249159Could tourneys make a comeback if the SCA and other historical reenactors get sponsored?
>>218251259asoiaf is basically a shonen>get up ser Duncan, GET UP>demon of the trident>power scaling, fighters, dragons, swords>bloodraven>>218251233it already is too anime
>>218251273>https://www.reddit.com/r/HouseOfTheDragon/comments/11l81r0/original_concept_for_baby_visenyaTargshits really are disgusting unholy mutants
>>218251288show that at least this isn't mere propaganda from the enemies of the Targs as the showrunners themselves likely hold the information from GRRM himself
>Not tod-ACK
There isn't a single shred of evidence saying Young Griff is a blackfyre.
>>218251328>no Darkstar
>>218249159HOW CAN ANYONE LIVE WITH THEMSELVES USING THIS SHIT GENERAL WHEN EVERY NEW THREAD LINKS BACK TO THAT FAGGOT ABOMINATION HOUSE OF THE DRAGON SERIES THAT NEVER GOT GOOD AT ANY POINT, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KILL YOUR FUCKING SELVES
>>218251333why did he not carry a sword on his person? was he retarded?
>>218249635he was reading Patrice O'Neal podcast manuscripts every night
>>218251333>Didn't have a fucking sword
>>218251070>great Valyrians wakeup to find Valyria gone>their great Balerion size dragons were also in stasis>they fly to Kingslanding>”hello there Targshits”
>>218251351Fuck I forgothe is of the night
>>218250365Why are Elyria and Tolos still inhabitable?
>>218251332>the showrunners adapt faithfully yeah yeah, sure thing, but if it's not in a published book with a PoV character seeing and being able to examine an alleged dragon freak baby then I'm going to carry on doubting the outlandish propaganda
just rewatched got s01e01 and damn hotd and akotsk are ass
>>218251363Idk I never watched it, looks like shit. Just funny when people post about hotd because the actors look fucking insane
>>218251070Do you think they'd be impressed by the Targs conquering the lesser people of Westeros, or think they're upstarts and disappointed they didn't go far enough recreating a new Valyria.
>>218251390Far away enough?
Still kek at grrm not understanding why women prefer the hound to sam
>>218251404>Gods I was kino then
>>218251390Oros and Tyria are still inhabited as well... but not by valyrians
So what did he mean by this anyway?
>>218251328>siscon>cool facial scars>magic sword>muh misunderstood and overlooked hero>giant white wolf with red eyes>secret prince with magical prophecy destinyJon snow is by far the most anime character in asoiaf
>>218251406insane bone structure
>>218251470Baratheons hate targshits on an instinctual level
>>218251319Maesters, Septons, Mushroom the fool and the Dothraki tell the same tale hundreds of years apart. All magic in asoiaf is bought in blood and they are the price paid.
>>218251372lol the idea of them being called targshits by the greater Valyrian houses
>>218251279Check your bung for old scars anon. Should have arrived at 30 if legit
>>218251408There might be some judgement over the Targs sitting around being NEETS for 100 years
Funny that Baratheons rock mad aura back to back in these adaptations, while Starks and Lannisters are sauceless
>>218251404Everything is ass compared to the first three seasons of thrones
>>218251447Who lives there?
who is the most anime asoiaf character?
>>218251463Didn't Bran have darker hair like Arya?
>>218251463>the seed is weakin Ned's defense it's pointed out that Robb has his build despite the Tully coloring, while Jon is thin and twinkish like a Targand Ned finally puts it all together when sansa states how Joffrey is nothing like Robert, meaning not just coloring but also personality and body type.
>>218251424I'm just thinking that compared to Mantarys they should be even more downwind of the Doom and be more exposed to the radiation that seems to be the cause of Mantary's monstrous rep.
>>218251541Darkstar
>>218251539The ruins of Tyria are still inhabited to some extent after the Doom of Valyria, although it is not clear whether by descendants of its original inhabitants. The few stories told of these latter-day dwellers tend towards the malign.
>>218251547>Joffery isn't an alcoholic? He must be a bastard!
don't mind me, just posting based
Stannis is being manipulated by an insane bloodmagiker cultist that burns children alive, he is an evil faggotrenly is the only true heir
What is more likely given GRRM's known works: Gods don't exist, gods are just a way for humans to imagine explanations for supernatural effects they themselves control.Gods do exist, just not the Seven because Christianity is a lie.All the gods exist and their influence is felt throughout the story.
>>218251553tbf that might be poetic licence, Mantarys are monstrous in a sense because they're dicks who kill envoys
Now that jazz is canon in westeros, cast him.
>>218251408They’d be proud until you told them how long they have ruled.Then they’d be incredibly disappointed in the little progress made, how much rights the other kingdoms have, why has Dorne not been completely turned to glass, where’s the infrastructure, magic, the steel and stone, why haven’t you enslaved populations to make more dragon hatcher genes, why are the velaryons black.Then they’d called them targshits
>>218251470Lyonel was mad that Baelor basically stole his thunder. If not for Baelor, he would've been the highest profile fighter there by far. It was almost the story of Lyonel the Laughing Storm winning a trial of seven. Instead it's the story of Baelor's heroism and death.That's why he was kind of bitter afterwards that Dunk only seemed to care about Baelor and not the rest of them.
>>218251470He hates Targaryens but is also suffering from childhood trauma from his mother
>>218251577GRRM is a boomer democrat, so the answer in his head will be undoubtedly extremely cringewe're lucky that he prefers to leave it unexplained really
>>218251590I think that scene made a good point, something that couldn't really be told within the context of the novella, and I like that Dunk was shown also going to Beesbury's funeral and presumably he'd also be at Hardyng's. But it also feels very Hollywood and part of the same thing that really dragged down later on GOT.
>>218251565Spooky
>>218251541Daemon Blackfyre
>>218250089Was probably on the spectrum yeah. > She was also terrified of dragons and of Summer Islanders.Lmao based racist princess.
>>218251470He's flippantly warning Baelor that Maekar is going to try and murder him out of Freudian jealousy. He's voicing an opinion that Maekar (correctly) predicts will haunt him the rest of his life.
>>218251363We could just call the general /got/dunk/ like I said in the first fucking place and pretend hotd never happened and not associate it with dunk.
>>218251486with good reason, they were loyal as hell to the Targs and got fucked over endlessly>robert's grandfather dies fighting Blackfyres, despite his sister or aunt getting her betrothal to become queen broken>Robert's father dies due to Aerys orders>robert then gets his betrothed stolen by Rhaegartargshits got what they deserved, clown show dynasty
>>218251636got/dunk/bloodmoon
>>218251571the thread during this episode was so fun>12 years ago
>>218249946>as we must surely tell her mother, that Aerea never spoke, but that is a liegrey fucking rats>fromher nether lips.calm down, fatman
>>218251571Fucking loved this guy, rewound many times. What a great weapon
>>218251363hotd has the memes
There are probably fans of the first novel who've died of old age
>>218251577>Gods do exist, just not the Seven because Christianity is a lie.It's interesting how different the Faith is from Christianity despite GRRM deliberately trying to make a Catholicism analogue. The Seven might be generic, they're much more ideal and uplifting than the worship of a rabbi that got dabbed on
>>218251571still my favorite episode, trial of seven and blackwater come close
>>218251691Some born in the same year as Martin
>>218251643Calm down.
>>218249961So this is what happens at the end of all the Dany/Drogon fanfics.
I mean he had a point, why was dunk such a simp for targshitsfrom the get-go he was plotting how to enter into their service even though others were significantly kinder and more generous to him from the start
https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/A_Caution_for_Young_Girlscast the porn version
>>218251671Calm down Maegor
>>218251725Arlan was a targ simp, and Baelor was nice to Arlan, and he saved Dunk’s life three timesHe also feels guilty
>>218251571Wait what is that from?
>>218251571watched this ep yesturday, very based
>>218251572Renly was a better alternative to goat-fucker Stannis, fag or not but Renly is dead. House Baratheon will be extinct thanks to Stannis. Edric Storm or Gendry ain't shit.
for me its shae's actress bored out of her mind as gurm shows her his toys
>>218251277>fucking his own sisterJaime's dedication to Cersei is one of the closest things to true love in the entire series. In ASOS, Qyburn sends Jaime a whore after cauterizing his stump. The whore is all over him talking about how she saw him in a tourney when she was younger and how it's a dream come true to get to fuck him and Jaime just sends her away. Too bad Cersei doesn't return his loyalty.
Why don't the wildlings just form their own kingdom?
>>218251577Gods, religion, magic, visions and prophecy are always manipulation or a misunderstanding in Gurrm's stories. It surely is the same in asoiaf.
>>218251784damn it was just making a webm of this
>>218251782GoT, The Watchers on The Wall
>>218251818There are the Thenns
>>218251815>The whore is all over him talking about how she saw him in a tourney when she was younger and how it's a dream come true to get to fuck him and Jaime just sends her awaypoor whore
>>218251784wildling fucking shits
>>218251782S04E09 The Watchers on the Wall
>>218251085remember when the show producers were concerned that he was too charismatic so they had him rape cersei in the sept next to joffrey's dead body lmao
>>218251723>"Let me tell you a secret, Ned. More than once, I have dreamed of giving up the crown. Take ship for the Free Cities with my horse and my hammer, spend my time warring and whoring, that's what I was made for. The sellsword king, how the singers would love me. You know what stops me? The thought of Joffrey on the throne, with Cersei standing behind him whispering in his ear. My son. How could I have made a son like that, Ned?"kek, Robert was praying that none of Cersei's kids were actually his. Ned was a retard for not telling him and simply legitimizing Edric Storm as his heir>excuse to wipe out the Lannisters and write off that debt, use their gold to pay off the rest>Edric has Florent blood, can also get rid of the Tyrells
>>218251829cheers
>>218250563>gets pawned off on Joffreystill one of the weirdest decisions from the fatman.
>>218251852and then the normies memory-holed it immediately kek
>>218251818The Night's Watch do imperialist oppression beyond the Wall. It's their mission to prevent and destroy political and technological development among the Wildlings. That's why they enfore a total naval blockade for example.
>>218251852>rape
>>218251861that period between robert dying and his actual dying is so crucial and yet ned just decides to dictate his will with no witnesses, what a fucking dumb norf cunt honestly
Shae deserved better then Tyrion
>>218251784lighting on the first shot is perfect
>>218251903THAT'S WHAT THE MONEY IS FOR!She deserved better casting
>sire a bunch of bastard kids to have on reserve in case you need to hey-presto legitimise them if your natural kids are cunts which is a like 50% chance in ASOIAF worldwhy didn't they do this
Which whore actress was the hottest
>>218251939Red, then Ros
>>218251939Yunkai whore
>>218251903shae's actress was terrible
you can just tell that shae's actress is genuinely low IQ, just no light behind her eyes and a boring monotone constant whining
>>218251861It really was the best solution. DAMN YOU NED!
>>218251939Ros easy
>>218251939Ros on the back of the cart leaving Winterfell was peakRed is also good
>>218251939
>>218251861>and simply legitimizing Edric Storm as his heirWay too chaotic, give it to Stannis
>>218251952I'm surprised I don't see people hate Theon's ugly bi girlboss sister more
>>218251632reminderhttps://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Saera_Targaryen>When she saw a trader from the Summer Islands, she declared that she might want to marry him as well
Ros looks just like a girl I completely fumbled the bag with in collegetold her i loved her like a month into flirting with hermy face still gets hot with cringe as i think of it
>>218252004Would have caused the Blackfyres a bit early ha ha
>>218251784>extended vers
Fun fact: the term freelancer is derived from Walter Scott's 1821 book Ivanhoe, therefore it wouldn't be too strange to say that sellsword could become something similar over the course of this century and the next.
>>218251981Robert would never give the Kingdom to that miserable fuck Stannis lmao.
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