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Watch it Dany

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what was his endgame again

Arlan knew he was following him

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>Girls kissing scene
>One of them has to be this ugly cunt

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>>218252119
The writers kinda forgot that he had a plan from season 1 and then nothing happened

I guess you could say that Dany's story is Meereenmaxxing ha ha

>>218252106
>let the testes hit the floor, let the testes hit the floor, let the testes hit the
>FLOOOOOOOOOOOOORR

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Watching for the first time and I'm really excited to see what they do with this character

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>we need to quickly secure the city
>uuuuh.....luv me honor....luv me norf....luv me footie simple as
>well I'm out of here regardless, hopefully you don't immediately change your mind about taking joffrey into custody as soon as I leave
>*dribbles*

>>218252119
Acquiring Finasteride

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This thread deserves his presence

>>218252146
Her casting was good and she did a good job until the OC started

>>218252083
Stannis starved for Robert AND committed treason for him AND won his naval war against the Ironborn and he took the family birthright and gave it to a glib faggot.

>>218252168
I guess you could say he froze, that he got cold feet, that he was too chilled?

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>he's a member of Joffrey's small council
How long would he last?

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>She could not give it up. She wanted him so bad
>Mercy looked down at her feet, so shy. “Izembaro said to please the lords,” she whispered. “If there is anything you want, anything at all… “
>The two guardsmen exchanged a look. Then the handsome one reached out and touched her breast. “Anything?
>“I am not,” lied Mercy. “I’m a maiden now.”
>“Not for long,” said the comely one. “I’m Lord Rafford, sweetling, and I know just what I want. Hike up those skirts now, and lean back against that wall.”
>He grabbed her wrist. “I’ll do the teaching. Time for your first lesson.” He pulled her hard against him and kissed her on the lips, forcing his tongue into her mouth. It was all wet and slimy, like an eel. Mercy licked it with her own tongue, then broke away from him, breathless
>“You’re not going anywhere.” He pulled her roughly to him. “Get those rags off, and I’ll show you how old I am, girl.”
>“I know.” She slipped her hand between his legs, and felt how hard he was through the wool of his breeches.
how is Jon going to react when he learns his little sister has been trained by high class Braavosi courtesans and has been seducing men? Is he going to have to correct this brat?

>>218252216
What treason? I forget

>>218252119
the REALM

>>218252240
The Rebellion?

>>218252263
Oh yeah of course. Justified

>>218252119
The good of the Realm, under the rulership of a Blackfyre.

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I never got the impression that the Iron islands could be a functioning society, and the Greyjoys a serious ruling family

does GRRM know what a 'queen regent' is
if you're regent then you have all the powers of the king, she had the right to dismiss or appoint a hand at will

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>>218252106
>When I got to work that morning, Renly Baratheon was... blowing the kingsguard.

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>BLOODRAVEN IS A HERO IN THISH HOUSHE! END OF SHTORY!

>>218252325
catching? not pitching?

>>218252216
Stannis failed to capture Viserys and Dany and was a ungrateful git about inheriting Dragonstone. He also suggested banning brothels. A real boring cunt.

>>218252298
they are good at sailing and plundering. theres a reason the place is a rundown damp and cold shithole, but the make due.

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>>218252234
hoooooooooly shit

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>Seven forgive me Daemon, but you may be a stronger man than your father, Aegon IV was

>Thank You Aegor, but the fundamental question is will i be as effective as a King as my dad was
>And i will be
>even more so, but until i am it's gonna be hard to verify that i think i'll be more effective

>>218252374
Kek I die every time

>>218252074
That's revisited in this episode, where the maester says he is dying and that he cannot be helped.
And then he just gets on his horse and rides off.

>>218252289
How was his eye so fucked up looking here

>>218252306
are you referring to Tyrion as hand? He technically never was, only an acting representative of Tywin. She couldn't remove Tyrion without essentially firing Tywin and she's not going to do that because he has strength over her. She's also dumb.

>>218252374
Daemon was dumb but not Carmine dumb man have some respect

>>218252438
The Riverlands is a mad house. I'd rather live in fucking Dorne.

>>218252438
The OG bloods and crips

>>218252168
>despite having the best relationship with a King in Stark history, there's no evidence the North is benefitting at all
>fought 2 wars for Robert but got nothing in return, Ned is still worried about food for the winter
>completely oblivious to how much debt Robert had racked up, which could lead to another war in the future. Just needed to send a single letter to Jon Arryn asking about the state of the realm
>no small council position for any Northern lord
>completely oblivious to how fucked up the situation in King's Landing is, goes in with no intel
>did nothing to benefit the North through his relationships in the Vale and Riverlands
>oblivious to the fact that Barbary Dustin hates him, that Roose and his heir are breaking his laws
>makes no plans for his children
>all his kids are raised to be naive retards
>Night's Watch is in fucking ruins, does nothing
>allows Mance to spend 10 years building up an army before investigating
>follows the Old Gods but for some reason completely refuses to believe in supernatural shit like wargs or Others
>was going to kill the sigil of his own house until Jon stopped him
Ned is a fuck up, it's not even a matter of personal ambition. His duty is to exploit his friendship with Robert to benefit the North and he doesn't do it

>>218252074
Dunk is a light wight

like how Beric is a fire wight

>>218252325
>>218252334
>>218252374
kek

Which God will win the ASOIAF books?
>red God- Stannis and Dondarrion as well as resurrecting Jon Snow
>Old Gods- bloodraven and Bran
>the 7-Lady stoneheart
>drowned god- Euron and Victarion.

>>218252507
the valyrian gods

>>218252435
Nah, Carmine jr. was smarter. When things got pretty tough between him and Johnny Sack, he did the intelligent thing and abandoned his claim as a Boss of New York; retiring to Miami instead.
Daemon could have, abandoned the Game of Thrones, broken a deal with Daeron and retain some influence in the Seven Kingdoms.

>>218252438
>Came together to join Robb
>As soon as he died went back to killing each other
Was Robb that Chad to make them forget about their rivalry

>>218252119
Total Magical Death. He needs the Targ bloodline and Stark bloodline to vanish forever

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>>218252374
>so many IFS ser...
can't deny this speech is kino, almost makes me a blackfyrefag. Hopefully they do it justice in the show. Same shit would be said about Robert and Ned if he failed, or what is said about Robb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8c9Dq8faEk

>>218252298
The only Greyjoy with any sense was Quellon Greyjoy, Balon’s father, because he was the only one smart enough to go “Hey, maybe constantly reaving and enslaving our closest neighbors is a bad thing.”
Shame he died in the Rebellion and Balon was a moron who wanted to go back to the Old Ways.

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....semoc eH

>>218252546
allegorical anon

>>218252438
Blackwood's hands were tied. They moved the boundary stones, they had to be dealt with.

>>218252119
Blackfyre restoration

>>218252546
Carmine Jr. was lowkey a genius

>>218252507
Dothraki horse god, it is known

>>218252325
>We can't have him up on our small council no more
>Small council? He's gotta goooo

>>218252546
>Daemon could have, abandoned the Game of Thrones
He should've never entered the game to begin with, specially 8 years after the new king had been crowned, he let bitterseethe and that cunt fireball whisper stupid and insidious shit in his ear.
Daeron had already allowed him to have lands and he was doing fine until then.

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>>218252580
>without you i'm a silhouette

>>218252438
Genuinely how the fuck did these niggas not die out and are still around by the war of the five kings?

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>>218252560
Battlefields do not reward chivalry. They reward ruthlessness.

>>218252568
They removed Kermit and Elmo already. We won't get lads kino

It's crazy to think about the ASOIAF world is never going to evolve beyond the "iron age", being stuck in this medieval scenerio forever. No industrialization, no exploration, just fighting for survival wherever they are in the known world.

>>218252546
>Daemon could have, abandoned the Game of Thrones, broken a deal with Daeron and retain some influence in the Seven Kingdoms.
Daeron II already generously gave him land in the Crownlands and the right to raise a castle essentially allowing him to set up a cadet house. Daemon was ungrateful and chose treason.

>character known as Egg
>dies because dragon's eggs
BRAVO, MARTIN.

ASOIAF > LOTR

>>218252622
trying to arrest Daemon was a mistake, unless Brynden's plan was just to hold him in a cell so him and Daeron could talk to him without Bittersteel or Fireball near, but what if Brynden was already on his Johnny Mnemonic eugenics plan and was planning on killing him anyways

>>218250220
>>not the incestuous retards who cripple his kid, attempt to kill Arya for defending herself, and plot to kill Robert to cover up their crimes
You are acting like you wouldn't fuck Cersei even if she was your sister

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>>218252666
I wish history was more like that. Ancient humanity lived the same lives for 200 000 years with very few innovations. Imagine a medieval period that lasted for 200 000 years. That would be fascinating as fuck

>>218252667
arresting Daemon was Daeron's mistake and gave the blackfyres an optics W and a casus beli

>King Aeryon III, son of King Aerion III, was the cousin of Arron and Aeeron who were themselves son of King Aeiran during the reign of King Aeiron
why is every character like this

I think Daeron and Daemon didn't bear any ill will to each other, they just kept getting egged on be Bittersteel and Bloodraven, with their insecurities and egoes doing the rest.
If the dance is about two unworthies fighting over the throne, the Blackfyre rebbelion was about two good able men fighting over a throne both of them were worthy of.

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>>218252649
Spite, and backing from other parties for recovery after the bloodletting pauses.

>>218252660
They reward the high ground

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We remember.

>>218252564
I don't have a problem with the raiding being part of their culture, I just wish we saw a bit more sophistication on the islands, some kind of society that they come home to.
Especially in the show, all we see is:
>This is RAPIST island, we are EVIL RAPISTS who like to RAPE, RAID and MURDER
It is made out like they are doing it for fun rather than it being an economic necessity

>>218252720
>If the dance is about two unworthies fighting over the throne, the Blackfyre rebbelion was about two good able men fighting over a throne both of them were worthy of

Daemon probably didn't take the name Targaryen to avoid stepping on his big bro's toes and repeating history too

the things they could've accomplished for house Targaryen

>>218251798
The baratheons already descend from a bastard, what is one more?

>>218252664
Probably for the best. They would have turned them into a gay polycule.

>>218252703
We'll never know cause fatman will never reveal who was the brother Brynden loved.

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>>218252720
>I think Daeron and Daemon didn't bear any ill will to each other
>they just kept getting egged on be Bittersteel and Bloodraven
you think?

>>218252755
Rodrik the Reader and Harras the Knight should've been in the show

Is Bloodraven in Book 2 or 3 of the Hedge Knight

>>218252698
(You)

>>218252789
3

>>218252289
why was he not able to instantly overpower the twink at any time they were on the ground? he's a big guy

>>218252718
Optics? Him running led to him and his sons death as traitors. Daemon would have just went into custody if he was an innocent man and nothing would have happened. Instead he ran like a guilty person and started a rebellion that he and Bittersteel had obviously been planning.

>>218252817
for you

>>218252660
>side that wins is the one with the treacherous, oathbreaking dornishmen backing them. And is completely reliant on a kinslaying, oathbreaking sorcerer
>only win because of Daemon's honor to not leave Corbray to die
>end result is Targaryans imploding and losing the throne anyway due to their insanity and lack of any sense of honor
kek, GRRM isn't even subtle about it. Targs would still have the throne if Daemon had won, Targs becoming Dornishmen was their doom

>>218252780
The Ironborn got robbed of so much in the show, it's actually sickening how shallow their representation was.

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>>218252817
Aerion is in full plate, with a shield, multiple weapons and a very pokey sword that is very effective to mail, and he is way better trained

>>218252824
Nigga, Daemon had like 7 mutts with Rohanne of Tyrosh kek.

>>218252755
That’s a problem with George’s writing, he decided the Ironborn to be based on Vikings but only the negative aspects of them, same thing with the Dothraki being based on all the negative aspects of the Mongol hordes.

>>218252858
good initial combo

>>218252822
>Daemon would have just went into custody
for what charge?
>>218252822
>f he was an innocent man and nothing would have happened
you don't know that, for all we know Fatman could make Daemon a dreamer who saw Bloodraven killing him, add all the ear whispering from Bittersteel and Fireball and it's easy to believe Daemon just didn't trust he would be allowed to leave his cell alive

>>218252902
>for what charge?
For eating a succulent Yi Ti meal

>>218252863
read fire and blood and tell me you respect the dornish more than the tyroshi

you know with all the talk about how the left and right divide reflect on the show and its viewership, I'm actually surprised nobody raised this yet
https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Gaemon_Palehair
https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Essie
https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Sylvenna_Sand
here we have an actual inter racial lesbian prostitute couple using fake paternity claim as a way to push communism and feminism on the Seven Kingdoms
given what we know of HOTD's showrunners , I'm actually curious how they will depict that part as it is so close to what a large part of the viewership see as empowering and shit
and I'm even more curious to see how all this crowd will react when Aegon II will hang all these fuckers
Aegon II should be the favorite Targ king of this board for this reason alone

>>218252762
Not how it works and Orys was never offically a bastard. Edric Storm would need to be legitimised by a monarch. Stannis won't and probably bites it up north anyway after he burns shireen. Dany might going by the show but it still ends the Baratheons as a ruling dynasty. Stannis is a major fuck up.

>>218252858
this is the best made/shot fight in the entire series

>>218252822
>get arrested for supposed wrongthink by bloodraven despite no actual crimes
kek, daemon would have never been allowed to live, there's no going back after arresting him. This is the same guy who executed someone after promising them safety

my main issue with Bloodraven is that the North should have 5 of him at any given time at minimum and it should have been impossible for the Targs to conquer the North as a result. GRRM creating him 10 years into the story fucks up the entire worldbuilding

>>218252915
i laughed

>>218252858
I like how Aerion fights like he is in KC:D
Meanwhile Dunk fights like he is in Gothic 3.

>>218252948
Does a legitimised bastard son come before a brother? Yeah I suppose it does

>>218252922
They resisted Rhaenys and took her down and her flying lizard, so yes I have more respect for them than for a bunch of slavers and pirates larping as a valyrian free city.

I want to cum inside Dunk so bad

>>218252943
Unlike leftists, our ideology is not the entirety of our existence and the lens through which we judge and interact with everything in the world. We can actually act like human beings rather than political robots.

>>218252834
The Harlaw's would have made a great counterpart to the Greyjoy's, Rodriks love for learning would've had more depth to Ironborn culture, so that there is at least one learned lord among them instead of braindead vikings.

>>218252982
Yea

>>218252507
The Seven, because Stannis will go back to them

>>218252977
kek

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>>218252977
>I like how Aerion fights like he is in KC:D
>Meanwhile Dunk fights like he is in Gothic 3.
gothic chads win

>>218252863
>implying Aegon IV married his favorite child off to some mutt
all Daemon's kids had Valyrian features

>>218253040
wait a second- why was a whore allowed in the royal box?

>>218252507
based on the show ending and Bran(physical vessel for the hivemind) being confirmed to end up as king by GRRM, Old Gods clearly win and take back Westeros from the Essosi scum

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>>218252822
>Daemon would have just went into custody if he was an innocent man and nothing would have happened. Instead he ran like a guilty person

>>218252874
In your view, what were the positives of the Vikings and Mongol hordes that got left out?

>>218253061
maybe she's some lords bastard

>>218252986
Daemon II...

>>218252977
>>218253040
mordhau clears

>>218253072
>confirmed

>>218252983
that was the first war, read all the awful sandnigger antics the dornish did after

>>218253061
That's Dondarrion's lady I'll have you know!

>>218252874
the mongols were 10 times more subhuman irl than the dothraki doe

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>>218253129
>mordhau clears
mordhau chads win

>>218253152
Their legal code suggests otherwise.

ITT we try to make mottos/words for houses whose words are unknown
they have to be believable and in keeping with the lore
I start : House Reed : We Are Watching You

>>218253140
>antics the dornish did after
like what? capping Daeron I's arrogant zoomer ass?

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>>218252983
>so yes I have more respect for them

I think this is the only fantasy series I've seen where the Viking types are slender, dark eyed and dark haired instead of fair and strong

>>218252902
Well whatever reason, it obvious to me he wasn't innocent. Even discussing rebellion is treason and Bittersteel wouldn't shut up.
>>218252956
Nah Daeron II had a much tighter grip on Bloodraven than his successors. I don't think Daeron would condemn Daemon without evidence. This is the same guy that generously gave him land and isn't ruthless.

>>218253178
House Ball: We Ball

>>218253178
did anyone ever try to use AI/ChatGpt to do this ?

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>>218253180
>'capping'
>calls other zoomers

>>218253098 see >>218253188

>>218253180
The multiple Vulture Kings they backed with arms and coin on the down-low, for starters

>>218253181
THE WYL OF WYL SAYS FUCK YOU BAELOR AND YOUR DRAGONKNIGHT
UNBOWED, UNBROKEN

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本当に、もっと多くのターガリエン家の指導者がダンカン・ザ・トールのような人物に恵まれていたら、私たちの土地にはもっと良い指導者がいたでしょう。オットー・ハイタワーもそれに近かったのですが、王位への貪欲さが彼の優しい面を覆い隠していました

>>218253188 see >>218253098

>They will say I did this one thing right ... Daemon, I legitimize you as my heir. Take Blackfyre as proof, so none may deny you, now let me tell you about Aegon's Dream and the Song of Ice and Fire ...

>>218253180
mostly stuff during jaehaerys's time

>>218253182
The lack of forests on the Iron Islands always made me think more of the Hebrides when the were under Norwegian rule, an archipelago of barren, miserable islands with some sheep on them.

>>218253180
they literally funded terrorism against westeros and assasinated princes not to mention the raping and torturing of them too

am i a schizo or was daeron shown in s2? i feel like he was but i can't find pictures online.

>>218253227
That was much later dumbass. Multiple civil wars had made people way more casually brutal and Bloodraven had created a police state. Daeron II era was different.

>>218253211
>>218253227
kek

>>218253258
Based westerosi al-qaeda

>>218253188
>Nah Daeron II had a much tighter grip on Bloodraven than his successors
didn't egg banish bloodraven

>>218253228
IRA PLEASE

>>218252334
>HE BOAH THE FUCKIN SHORD IS WHAT EE DID

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REMINDER

>>218253295
He did but Bloodraven only started his maxing out his edgy bullshit in the first place after Daerons death.

He bore, past tense.

>>218252277
Justified, yes, but you gotta remember Stannis takes honor and oaths very fucking seriously and did not take rebellion lightly. It was a big ask of him and he did it and his reward (though he asked for none) was a knife in the back from the man he did it for.

>>218253199
House Bracken (the proud, quarrelsome rivals of the Blackwoods, bannermen of Riverrun, and famously stubborn) would likely have words that reflect pride, resentment, endurance, and defiance.

Here are some fitting options, grouped by tone:

Defiant & Proud
“Unbent, Unbroken, Unbowed to None” (A subtle jab at both Blackwoods and Tullys.)
“We Yield to No Rival”
“The Stallion Stands” (Nods to their sigil.)
“By Strength We Endure”
“Steel in Our Blood”

Sigil-Inspired (Red Stallion)
“Swift as the Stallion”
“Hooves of Thunder”
“Fierce and Unbridled”
“Fire in the Field”
“Run Them Down”

Riverlands-Flavored
“Rooted in Red Earth”
“Fields Won in Blood”
“Harvested by the Sword”

Rivalry-Focused (Anti-Blackwood energy)
Brackens are famously bitter about their ancient feud, so something edged with grievance would fit:
“The True Lords of the Red Fork”
“We Remember the Insult”
“Time Proves the Just”
“The Old Blood Prevails”

If You Want Something That Feels Canon-Ready
The most “George R. R. Martin–esque” options (short, sharp, and thematic) would be:
"Unbridled”
“The Stallion Stands”
“Unbowed to Rivals”
“By Hoof and Steel”

>>218252342
Dragonstone is worthless. Stannis generally succeeded and it wasn't for lack of trying that the last two dragon brats escaped. Lest we forget, Robert never managed to lay hands on them despite years of trying afterward, either.

>>218253295
>didn't egg banish bloodraven
it was Dunk, Dunk was anti Blackfyre but what Bloodraven did to Aenys was really uncalled for

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>>218252294
kek the first time i saw this weebm i thought it was the cornfield scene too

>>218252956
I don't get why everyone say that Bloodraven is such a gary stu whose entire existence puts the coherence of the setting in jeopardy
greenseer are meant to be super rare, it was maybe one ina generation for the Children of the Forest and even less for humans, They haven't been seen for maybe millenia whith Bloodraven's birth (and Bran ?) a freak accident. Even if this feels gary stuish, his powers aren't unlimited ,he's not that OP. He still needs agents on the ground (including himself) and armies

>>218253180
>surrender to Daeron
>instantly start fighting again once his army leaves
>get ass beaten again
>call for parley under peace banner
>kill him
Red Wedding tier violation of social norms, GRRM has to write in insane Baelor as the next king to explain why every Dornoid wasn't put to the sword

>>218253061
She was fookin' ser fredman

>>218253424
Invaders eat the dirt, simple as.

>>218253378
>brakoids
>pride
*farts*

>>218253375
Stannis was a second son who stood to inherit nothing by rights. Robert could have given everything to his future sons. Stannis should be thankful he got anything at all but he was ungrateful. If Robert had given Stannis storms end I bet he would have whinged he didn't get dragonstone as the heir.

>>218253040
Do you have any fucking idea how hard Dunk must've hit him for him to be stunned THROUGH his helmet by a slap?

>>218252146
That bit where she lets her brother fingerblast her is pretty fucking degenerate.

>>218253424
and the fact that the Targaryen's just took it lying down and bending over, gave them a princess and let them keep privleges that every other kingdom had to give up

makes me sick, it makes no sense that the Bratheon's didn't rebel after that shit or aid the Blackfyres, it was their land getting fucked by the Dornish cosntantly

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>Leave the room so the thing you'll have to eventually tell everyone currently in the room can be plausibly denied.
Was he stupid?

>>218253253
Weird how they don't try and taken over the forested lands beyond the wall. I assume the rest of the realm would have no issue with them doing this and they have a more sophisticated society than the wildlings.

>>218253401
dint dragonstone have a decent size population? along with a town and fishing villages? never liked the vaders castle version of dragonstone in the show

>>218253165
hes literally me

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>Welcome, and may I say what a pleasure it is to be joined by men. Men. And not two-face, inbred, sister fucking dragon jockeys like what refused to marry my daughter, they should fuckin' DIE!

>>218253447
>>brakoids
>>pride
>*creates a new Blackwood*

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GREEN FOOKIN' THREAD

why was robb so deluded as to declare independence? just because some of his norf retard bannermen suggested it?
just make peace with stannis or renly, either will do
speaking of which- what was the plan here? attack king's landing?

>>218253459
Dunk's hand was wounded from the stab too, the slap probably hurt Dunk more

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>>218253491
take heart beesbury bro

>>218253416
>I don't get why everyone say that Bloodraven is such a gary stu

>first 3 books talk about how magic started dying with the doom, dead completely with the dragons gone
>not even the Starks remember that they were wargs
>suddenly it turns out a fucking greenseer was hand of the king within living memory
>books state 1 in 1000 First Men are wargs, 1 in 1000 wargs are greenseers
skinchangers and greenseers should just be an accepted thing in the North, literally everybody would know a warg. Yet they are myths in the early books

>>218253494
like bending the knee do you, southron fucking shit?

>>218252074
>Dunk really must be blessed by the Seven, with the dirty wound this is fucked
nigga he survived a fucking lance to the gut, that leg scratch ain't nothing

>>218253466
Baratheons didn't care who won the Blackfyre rebellion, same way they didn't care who won the Dance

>>218253514
yes- bend the knee, like his father did, politics is about compromise

>>218253482
Luv Baratheons, but they backed greenshits in the Dance and everything bad that happens to them is justly deserved

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>In light of the recent rebellion, it's an honor to be joined by men...
>AND NOT WARGING-ASS CROWFUCKING COCKSUCKERS THAT KILLED MY HALF BROTHER DAEMON, HE SHOULD FUCKIN' DIE

>>218253515
>nigga he survived a fucking lance to the gut
it wasn't really his gut and the mail went in with the lance. kept it from hitting his spleen and other organs

>>218253479
No i think it sucks and all the houses beneath it are low population, they talk about it in the main series when Stannis talks about the shit army he has.
I think the whole point is the land and incomes that come with Dragonstone make it impossible for 2nd in line to the throne to actually rival the King when he’s alive

>>218253466
Some might say they earned their privileges by winning. Other houses are just jealous envious fucks. Also people try to blame Daeron II but it was Baelor that sued for peace and forced a young Daeron to marry the dornish princess. Negotiations from that point forward only made sense and it was a success. Dorne were loyal vassals, unification achieved, no more border raids.

>>218253532
>compromise
dont throw those book words at me

>>218253530
>takes Kermit Tully's morningstar to the face
They cared

>>218253494
>just make peace with stannis or renly
They wouldn't accept it as both of them thought they were next in line to be King and Stannis outright follows a whole different religion
They would've told Robb to help them take King's Landing and in exchange he gets to keep the North to himself

>>218253556
KEK

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>>218253515
>blank stare
>didnt even blink
>just collapsed and laid there, not even breathing
Dunk actually died for a bit. He was brought back by the Mother

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>AAHHHHH

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>THAT'S RIGHT, COCKSUCKA! FLY BACK TO DRAGONSTONE!

>>218252119
idk but I dont like the fact he had all those homeless children meet him in the basement

>>218253572
>Stannis outright follows a whole different religion
Yep Stannis broke the social contact to the throne and his country by following a gross foreign blood sacrifice religion.

>>218253558
yeah but the tards must have sustained themselves for a century while they where on that island

>>218252168
He though renly was coming onto him

>>218253614
*based and REAL foreign blood sacrifice religion
renlysissies seethe and cope

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Bloodraven? He fucking win

>>218253614
>gross foreign blood sacrifice religion
But enough about the old gods.

>>218253595
>Dunk actually died for a bit.
Nah, he's just a good knight.

>>218253494
it would have worked fine, his problem was accepting the fealty of the Riverlands. Get his sisters back for Jaime, go North, negotiate an alliance with the Ironborn from a position of strength, make a trade deal to supply Braavos with lumber and fur and the North is fucking set.

whoever wins in the South is going to be in shambles, they won't be able to even think about touching the North until the next Summer in 10+ years

>>218253629
The flames lied to him and will prove him a fraud just like in the show.

>>218252986
aerion...

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>Winter is coming
>kid named is:

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>>218253653
>he win

>>218253556
>twenty fucking years exiled in Essos!

>>218253686
>I wanted to fuck my half-sister. I compromised

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>>218253653
what was her fucking problem?

>>218252986
Lyonel...

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>>218253727
>Shiera showing bloodraven the line of guys that will run a train on her while he gets to watch from the corner

>>218253709
Ugly dornish looking mutts on the bottom. No wonder they had to go.

>>218253727
>By weirwood's beard! Shiera-sama, you got bored of me meekly tolerating your trysts and you decided to leave me... for Daemon Blackfyre none the less! You will move to Essos to become his CONCUBINE! But first you will check if you had chosen right brother by jumping on Aegor's BITTERSTEEL! And then you will use your magic to give yourself eternal youth JUST so you can fuck not only Daemon but all of his descendants too, even Maelys the Monstr- ESPECIALLY Maelys the Monstrous! It's such a good thing I have my eye on Tyrosh so I can see all of this!
>Whaaaat?! You want to take me with you so I can see this delightful feast of KEKery in person! And only thing I need to do is to publicly castrate myself on Miss- I mean BARBA'S TITS! Yabba dabba doo, a thousand KEKS and one!

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>>218253709
>Valarr's a shite knight

>>218253040
The open palm strike compared to punching a helm was an nice touch

>>218252146
>>218252202
In the book she's a sexy tomboy pirate slut and not a lesbian ugly

>>218253740
And yet, none of those guys were Bitterseethe, despite how badly he wanted it

>>218253672
Stannis will win and sit on the throne with every other pretender kneeling in front of him

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>I demand a trial by copulation

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>>218253796
better to be rejected than to be cucked anon
bloodraven couldnt keep his thousand eyes and one from keeping an eye on her
>shiera please keep the window open when they fuck you

Going to confess lads, I enjoy watching reaction channels, currently watching Diegesis react to GOT
Sorry, I know I'm cattle

Does it look to anyone like Maekar actually bashes Baelor in the front of the head with his mace right before he tries to make a run for Aerion?

GWIN ASHFORD FUCKS SUMMER ISLANDERS!

>>218253740
why did he look at dany like this?

>>218253810
ok but who asked

>>218253740
but enough about jorah and dany

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this is a good thread

>>218253727
God Bloodraven really was a cuck through and through holding onto a childish love while other knights plowed her for years. At least Bittersteel moved on although he just moved onto a different obsession.

>>218252990
which is why they're so effective at infiltrating

>>218252649
after every war they had a big orgy with each other to repopulate before starting up a new war
real deeplore is knowing that House Bracken and House Blackwood are the same house and that they are just playing us all like fiddles

>>218253830
hella rude bro

>>218253841
>At least Bittersteel moved on although he just moved onto a different obsession.
Beneath the cope, the bitterseethe.

>>218252186
holy based

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>>218253841
bittersteel fell in love with the grind
bloodraven settled to watching from his weirwood cuckchari

>>218253748
baelor > maekar
valarr > daeron > aerion

>>218253798
He lost to Tyrion last time he tried and with much greater numbers.

>>218253808
what's this comic ?

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>>218253802
First to come loses

Imagine being the one guy Shiera didn't let between her legs. The golden company's symbol should be Bittersteel's golden chastity cage, not his golden skull

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>>218253907
>imagine being the one guy Bonnie Blue didnt smash
thats not a great insult anon...

>>218253882
He won everything after that
He's on a roll babeeehh WOOOOH

>>218253878
valarr is a loser, he should have stepped up to fight with dunk instead of his dad
instead he lost his dad and then died to the flu like a little bitch

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>>218253882
he didnt lose to tyrion
he lost to the Lannister + Tyrel army coming to kings landing just in time
without Tywin coming in time, Stannis would've won. Even without the wildfire trick, Stannis would've lost

>>218253925
anon isn't actively rebelling against the seven kingdoms for a chance to sniff her pussy

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Pitbulls 0.1 zetaseconds after their owner says they've never harmed a fly

>>218253970
he's rebelling agains the targ monarchy to place a blackfyre on the throne

>>218253987
beneath the cope
the bitter seethe

>>218253607
Uncle Lyonel

>>218252234
Now that the dust has settled, was this scene necessary?

>>218253896
source

>>218253785
why?

>>218254001
upon the weirwood cuckchair
the bloodcraven

>>218253962
>Stannis would've lost
Stannis has experience defending against sieges. If he took King's Landing in record time he could stall the Lannisters and Tyrells indefinetly.
He would've also taken Cersei and her kids as hostages too.
Tywin would have to negotiate with Stannis lmao

>>218253834
your man

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kek based fujoQUEENS
Can't wait until they get to Mystery Knight.

>>218253152
>the mongols were 10 times more subhuman irl than the dothraki doe
Didn't they invent meritocracy

>>218254038
Thats my entire point. the Lannister army getting there in time is what broke Stannis. Even without the wildfire trick, the Lannister/Tyrell army got there in time before he could take the city
there wouldnt be a siege, he would be fighting on two fronts. The army on the walls and the army fucking his backside

>>218253107
at home the vikings gave (their own) women far more rights than the rest of Europe, they had widespread literacy, and society ruled by appointed judges and governors instead of feudal nobility.
they even got to elect the next king

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RED

>>218254071
Dunk is literally made for yaoi

>>218253510
didnt this guy do nothing and then die instantly? Is that the joke?

>>218254086
its amazing how just straightening hair can make a woman go up 4 points

>>218253962
Without Tyrion stannis would have broken into Kings Landing before Tywin-Tyrell host arrived. Tyrion hindered Stannis until his army was decimated by reinforcement. It's still a huge defeat for Stannis and Tyrion played a major role.

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>>218252074
Huge people in asoiaf aren't just large people, there's magic shit going on

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>>218254126
there is no joke, the beesburys are the most powerful and honourable house in westeros

>>218254077
I don’t think think KL would have held Stannis long enough for Tywin to arrive. Maybe the garrison in Maegor’s Holdfast but the rest of the city would have fallen and Tywin would have to fight his way in

>>218254114
Made to serve and please his king!

>>218252119
He had an island.

>>218254155
great theming on the house anyway

>>218254155
BEE MAGIC

>>218254085
I don't know if you're joking or not, anon, but you just described the iron islands. Except the lack of feudal nobility. Asha is a raider, they hold a kingsmoot (election), they can read. Lol

wtf was even the plan with storming the city like wouldn't the lannisters and tyrells just assault it? or was the plan that they would be able to kill the bastards fast enough that the Tyrells would go over to Stannis side since they have nothing to gain from supporting the Lannisters anymore?

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>>218253793
It's hard to find a woman in the novels that isn't described as sex on legs.

>>218254157
>>218254133
It delayed Stannis for what, a couple of hours?
Just taking a city isnt enough. You need to set up the defences to protect it. You need to organize the men, decide roles, etc.
And KL was completely foreign to Stannis.
You cant do that in a couple of hours

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>>218254086
MUSTACHE!

>>218254191
>man the Iron Islands are so unrealistic
>meanwhile it's literally a one-to-one copy of Viking society
kek

>>218252119
to make young griff king, who didnt exist on the show. so, I dont know

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>>218254191
>they can read

>>218254038
>Stannis has experience defending against sieges. If he took King's Landing in record time he could stall the Lannisters and Tyrells indefinetly.
KL isn't a castle, retard.

>>218252325
>Greyscale?!

>>218252604
>Are you gonna take care of his vassals???

Game of Thrones = show for first men
House of dragons = show for Valyrians
Knight of the seven kingdoms = show for andals

>>218254193
Stannis showed very poor generalship attacking without intelligence. He should have sent cavalry out to ascertain the location of any possible nearby armies. Being surprised by such a large force is very stupid.
>>218254207
Stannis is very stupid at KL no matter how you look at it.

reminder that Rodrik Harlaw is quite literally the only literate individual in the entirety of the Iron Isles who isn't a slave

>>218254244
It's a really really big castle.

>>218252351
They don't have trees, this makes no sense.

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>>218254309
No character in a book is more intelligent than its author.
Tywin also almost falls in an obvious trap.

For a woman called the Good Queen, Alysanne was shit at arranging marriages for her kids and grandkids.
Like for Daella surely they could have found a lord closer in age and without heirs from his first marriage already like lord Arryn was?
Or Daemon’s marriage to Rhea Royce. Just seems unnecessary since they already secured the Vale with Daella and then Aemma, so why marry him off when there was a Targ princess close in age to him right there with Gael?
Then there’s what she did with Viserra. Trying to betroth your teenage daughter to an old fat man who’s been widowed four times already is just horribly cruel.

>>218253107
Not him but
Mongols used arrows and wore full body armour.
Vikings had trees.

>>218254347
the red keep is the castle in kings landing. kings landing itself is the entire city around the castle

>>218254424
Castles are, in essence, tiny cities.

>>218254307
Damn, it's actually true. Here's to hoping we don't have to put up with a Rhoynar apologism series in the future (spoiler: I know we will).

>>218254029
https://x.com/i/status/2023838567546630357

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>One of them wore the ruins of a crimson cloak, but Jaime hanged him with the rest. It felt good. This was justice. Make a habit of it, Lannister, and one day men might call you Goldenhand after all. Goldenhand the Just.

>>218254447
if you took all of kings landing surrounding the castle, the castle would still be fucked

>>218254424
Stannis is a military genius
He devises a stratagem to keep the Tyrells and Lannisters out of King's Landing forever

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>Sunday was the last time we see these guys on screen together
https://x.com/aemondcat/status/2026372986912334065

>>218254424
if it has walls around it, it's a castle. end of story

So Dunk makes me want to watch HOTD but I know it's pretty gay. I hear season 1 is alright but how bad is season 2?

>>218254546
The fuck is this faggot coded twitter profile nigga.

>>218254592
very bad
but you should watch it anyway

>>218254599
i think that's just a woman

>>218254574
no, thats just a city wall. this nigga doesnt even know what a fucking castle is

So when is the next Knight of the Seven Kingdoms season? (If you can call 6 half hour episodes a "season")

>>218254682
One day closer than yesterday.

>>218254546
Is that Valarr with evil Toby McGuire cut?

>>218254682
We don't know now that Paramount owns this shit.

>>218254682
probably like 2 or 3 years from now. modern tv is awful with schedules

>>218254456
>you now remember the 1000 ships of nymeria show is still going to happen

>>218254682
They’re already filming. It will be same time next year

Well that's fucked we should be getting it in less than a year.

What am I supposed to do? Pick house of the dragon season 2 back up and finish the season so I can wait 3 more years for that bullshit too?

>>218254742
Could always masturbate.

>>218254755
to Allicent's feet to be precise

>>218254742
Hotd is the last thing I would watch in the meantime

>>218254742
Winds will come out in a couple more weeks

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>check dunk x aerion tag on tumblr
>it's full of omegaverse

>>218254205
Good. But they can't stop themselves ruining things.

>>218253040
Dunk pulling Aerion's sword arm towards him with a parry into an arm grab was fucking awesome.

>>218254814
why would you check that?

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what happened to the right

>>218254814
>>it's full of omegaverse
why do femcels like this gimmicky shit? just write standard yaoi

>>218254130
Except she looks better with it curly

>>218254072
they also killed and raped millions across eurasia

>>218254848
Why do you seek out rage bait on twitter

>>218254848
I am a fullblown chud and yes I enjoyed one or two of the edits I saw but the whole 'celebration' of this TV series by right-wingers was truly embarrassing- "sonic says trans rights" tier faggotry. Just enjoy the good television bro.

>Ned acts dishonorably for the first time
>gets his head instantly chopped off
what was the message here

>>218254902
If you're going to be a cunt do so from the start?

>>218254848
Trump happened. He was never considered a conservative before he ran for president

>>218254902
The Seven left him once he gave up his honor

>>218254814
Disgusting
who's the omega?

>>218254848
America hasn't head a "right" in decades, xjeet.