What did he see?
Got season 8
dunkacino
I’m so glad there’s an open minded Targ like Baelor
....semoc eH
>>218255205
>>218255205That he was going to have to conquer nine kingdoms, not just seven
>>218255205a tall ugly bitch decapitating him
>>218255282
The Doom Of Valyria
>one targshit was okay so things might have turned out okay if he didn't die!lmao he's still the same blood of every retarded and insane targshit, you would have only delayed the inevitabletotal targ deathalso it was highly likely that baelor being nice was simply an expression of madness
>>218255205TAOOBA!
>>218255205>What did he see?
>>218255297S2 costumes were peak
>>218255333So what kind of role will the black man take
>>218255381Aemon.
>>218255332
I think a black man should play Aegon The Conqueror so HBO can lose every fan in seconds
>>218255413Aegon the Conqueror has to be a white man because he's a loser cuck.
>>218255413There would be riots, hundreds would be claimed as salt wives in retribution
>>218255205>but there isn't even a real fire there>we know Stephan, please pretend, we've been trying for hours now>???
>>218255205That Velaryons were the trueblessed of the Lord of Light, who blessed them so hard that their skin blackened.
>>218255413Well if they cast Aenys with a white guy we’ll know for certain he’s a bastard.
>>218255442>hundreds would be claimed as salt wives in retributionYou know that's what they want, don't you?
I also think when Egg becomes older he just turns black. Even though the books wrote him in detail and his bloodline of how they look with the author for some strange reason I just think he should be black
>>218255474Maegor the true nigger
>>218255476To be violated and drowned? That shit should happen irl fr
>>218255332TARGSHITS
If you were a knight during the first blackfyre rebellion who would you side with and why?
>>218255586whoever paid me more. thats how knights function at the end of the day
>>218255586The winner, duh
>>218255413>>218255432>>218255442>>218255482since Paramount just bought HBO, shouldn't all that forced diversity shit end ?
>>218255586I’m siding with the guys who have a tree wizard on their side because they have a tree wizard on their side.
>>218255381Sir Buck of Zestitown
>Beesbury>Makes 0 bee puns>Dies>Becomes a meme>Raymun>Makes multiple apple references>Doesn't get any recognition for itYou have all fallen too far from the tree
this scene is going to be peak television drama
>>218255586I would simply kill myself
>>218255614Is Lyonel Baratheon truly so strong to send the Anvil sprawling from such an effete kick?
>>218255638they're going to make her black
>>218255629fuckn bee magic
Cheer up Dunk. You will never see the perfect timeline with Baelor…
>>218255629Its unbeecoming for such low remarks
>>218255638She’s going to cut off her own braid to show she’s a strong independent woman full of lust and agency.
>>218255586Daemon talked big and I fear I would have been taken in by his rock hard abs.
>>218255603Have you ever been to the /trek/ general? Look at what Paramount did to that.
It’s funny because I think GRRM wrote about black people but it was just “people saw them and thought they were demons” that was it I think. We literally have Dorne is that not enough? Christ. It’s not even racism I just don’t know why they do this shit
>>218255603>Paramount>not going balls deep into forced diversity shit
>>218255572Ever met a woman IRL before, zoomer?"Down a winding pathwayIn a garden oldTripped a beauteous maidenBut her heart was coldCame a prince to woo herSaid he loved her trueMaiden said he didn’tAnd so he ceased to wooCame a perfumed nobleDropping on one kneeSaid his love was deeperThan the deepest seaBut the whimsied maidenSaid his love was deadAnd the perfumed nobleAccepted what she saidCame a dashing strangerTook her off by forceSaid he’d make her love himAnd she did, of course..."
>>218255645Thought he was kicking Daeron
A show on the Conquest would be the most boring shit imaginably
>>218255683(((they))) want to normalize muttification while living in their own monoracial apartheid state.
>>218255683there are multiple tertiary black characters in the main series and D&D cut them all out
>>218255693>Came a dashing stranger>Took her off by force>Said he’d make her love him>And she did, of course..."
The virgin Westeros>omg I have to manipulate to get a chair anThe chad Essos>MUH 5000 SLAVE EMPIRE OFMAGIC AHHHHHH
>>218255645>Is Lyonel Baratheon truly so strong to send the Anvil sprawling from such an effete kick?that's the hammer he's kicking, the anvil is on his team
>>218255666Those numbers
>>218255666>tripsDAEMON WINS AGAIN
>>218255638>Lets her go to get ravaged by wrinkly old man cock and impregnated Lannister lion penis.
For me it’s the wakanda fuck isles
>>218255666>>218255777HOLY BLACKFYRE CHAIN
>>218255218underrated
>>218255777Trips on Trips
>>218255205What was dumber in season 5 - Stannis burning his daughter alive for no reason, or Sansa offering herself and the claim to Winterfell up to the Boltons for no reason?
Bobby B did nothing wrong. The Targs went retarded again and people got sick of it
>>218255791I was mesmerized when I first watched this.
>>218255666>HE BORE THE QUINTS
>>218255666>>218255777>sexts>full house>tripshe bore the digits
>>218255791>gays itt wouldn't burn their daughter alive for those titties
>>218255828season 5 is when the show jumped the sharks. the retarded fans who think it was fine until season 8 are insane
If HBO actually sat down with George without any political agenda The Blackfyre Rebellion story could be the best thing HBO has made.
>>218255903Improbable, the entire world GRRM created is a political condemnation of monarchism
>>218255586all the smart people had their foots in both camps
>>218255937I mean our politics of just wokeness. There’s nothing wrong with the setting though
>>218255937>political condemnation of monarchism>series ends with an immortal god king ruling the world
>>218255966Truly who has a better story than Bran The Broken. Dameon? Who’s that? Jon Snow? Unlikely
>>218255937>ends the series with not only the monarchy still active but with it also being a surveillance state.Such condemnation.
So what caused The Doom of Valyria?
>>218256009me
>>218256009Faceless men paid with Lannister gold killed the Valyrian fire mages controlling the volcanoes Valyria was built upon.
I WILL FIGHT FOR HOUSE TARGARYEN YOU BLACKFYRE BASTARDS
>>218255765Maekar is the Anvil. Even though he wields a mace. It’s all very confusing.
digits and gurm announces winds tomorrow
>>218255900What were your thoughts on Hardhome? A lot of people gloss over season 5's disastrous decisions because of that single episode.
>>218255966In my head canon George gave the TV writers his story outline for the ending, but the TV writers didn't understand that Bran ruling over everyone as an omniscient magical tyrant is supposed to be a bad thing.
>>218256035Based Lannisters
>>218256065nta but Hardhome is fucking dogshit. The 100,000 men Wildling army hyped up for 5 seasons got annihilated in 10 minutes and only a few hundred made it out.
>>218256009Infighting among the Valyrians themselves eventually made bloodmages (also a Valyrian faction) lose control of the Fourteen Flames. They basically killed each other too damn much.
>>218255966If you weren't a retard, that ending takes the shit out of monarchies because it claims they can't work without an immortal god-emperor. He's dissing Tolkien using a Herbert trope.
>>218256048oh mf i had it right and some asshole corrected me and now i'm wrong again
>>218256009Super incest
>>218256065hardhome is ok in and of itself even if that battle was made up for tv. but the rest of the season is terrible
>>218256009The Faceless Men freed the monstrous chimeras created by the Valyrian blood mages. The city was quickly overrun and the loss of key wizards destabilized the magic spells that kept the volcanoes in check, leading to a massive meltdown/explosion.
>>218255966>series ends with an immortal god king ruling the worldBran? who the fuck are you talking about
>>218256159There's a theory that Bran can live forever by body-hopping to new hosts and ruling for eternity
Season 5 is definitely where it went to shit, like right at the beginning too. They do deserve credit for Hardhome because its a good episode and they deserve credit for not doing George’s Tyrion travelogue from the books because that would have been terrible. Brienne stumbling upon Stannis and Ser Twenty Goodmen were really bad though and Dorne is unwatchable though Dorne also sucks in the books
>>218256159no, Mace Tyrell
>>218255966whos immortal now? what
>>218256184well I say thats fake and gay
>>218255966>ends with an immortal god king ruling the worldnah im pretty sure brans going to have to go north eventually and find a tree to become one with or some shit
>>218256159Bran kinda forgot he said he was no longer Bran and was now the Three-eyed Raven.
>>218256188The mace
>>218255629Buzz off, a rotten apple spoils the whole bunch.
>>218256188>Olenna raging in the background that her lackwit son never dies
>>218256211How did the budget inflate but the armor got worse looking? That looks like cheap cardboard cosplay compared to S1 Loras
>>218255413If they cast Idris Elba the fans will stay
>>218255647If they replace another ginger with a we-wuzzer I'm gonna start a blackfyre rebellion
>Blackfyres>He thinks HBO won't make them all black
Wasn’t the war of five kings mostly in the riverlands? How did the whole country fall to a theocratic coup; everything with the faith feels like it made a lot more sense with the timeskip
somebody post ginger whore wife
>>218256211>GoT has a budget of a hojillion dollars>cannot afford anything more than toddler halloween armor>DUNK has a budget of a wendy's baked potato and a handjob from the redhead actress>has a BEE COFFIN
>>218256124Yeah because a monarchy is the only system that doesn’t work if someone who isn’t capable is in charge right?
>>218256297Kings Landing is like a week's walk from where most of the fighting happened
>>218255297fake chainmail is usually pretty obvious but this looks great
>>218256311Based Bee Magic
>>218256186The end of season 4 is already sending a lot of warning signals. Like... >Stannis teleporting his army beyond the wall >Jojen getting killed by an Evil Dead skeleton>removed Tyrion's Tysha reveal
>>218256335And all the religfags literally just walked to king's landing where queen retard immediately gave them power and weapons.
>>218256323GRRM despising monarchies is well known, he's an anti-authoritarian hippie liberal flower child. You're only buck breaking yourself trying to defend his biases.
>>218256351dont forgot brienne being the one to "kill" the hound and the show cutting out lady stoneheart
>>218256124That doesn’t make sense but George would be dumb enough to think it does.
>>218256351The Tysha reveal doesn’t seem that bad to me since they weren’t going to make Tyrion a bad guy anyway. There’s a good chance he plays a similar role in the books and the reveal with be pointless there as well
>>218256374>show cutting out lady stoneheartgood, I hated that bitch
>>218256372I’m not denying that. I’m just stating that his way of condemning it is stupid.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772238218316509.mp4
>>218255205I don't believe I could trust myself around Carice.
How do I survive in The Riverlands as a civilian during WOT5K?Alternatively how do I survive in Gregor's band
>>218256445>How do I survive in The Riverlandsget an internship at the twins
>>218256398>the Tysha reveal doesn't seem that bad to me since they were going to rape Tyrion's character anyway>There’s a good chance he plays a similar role in the books and the reveal with be pointless there as wellIn the books Tyrion's spite has already sent Aegon to wage war instead of marrying Daenerys.He has ALREADY fucked everything up
>>218256444Guy Pearce couldn’t.
>>218255638The Lannisters are so lucky
>>218255205she spells it out>You will betray the men serving you, you will betray your family, you will betray everything you once held dear.
>>218256347>fookin' bee magik
>>218255828burning his daughter is grrm's plan
>>218256445Be willing to rape and be willing to rape.
>>218256445>Alternatively how do I survive in Gregor's bandThat's actually a great question, I would be afraid of even serving him coffeeCan't work with that, I'd genuinely rather serve Roose Bolton, at least he's stable and I know what will piss him off any given morning
>>218255603Kek. LOL. Imao
>>218255586I would be the Ned Stark of the Rebellion and hold to Daeron until my head is lopped off
>>218256491Looks like she’s feeling a little… cheeky.
>>218256009Thaddeus Rowan.
>>218256499haha pussy, if fragging is a modern thing, imagine being in a warband where your own men could slit your throat in your sleep
>>218256524...I mean she's hot but this is not my Tyene
>>218256499I think I could get on the Mountain's good side. I would crack jokes like "hey, how's the weather up there!" and make him laugh
NOOO NOT THE BEEES
>>218256497How does raping as a civilian help me?>>218256499I guess I'd try to be in disposable to him without compromising my morals. I'd probably end up gutted by someone I save in some tragedy. A lesson on humanity.
>>218256570This anon is funny, I bet he would last a long time under Ser Gregor.
>>218256570insensitive cocksucker
>>218256470Eeeh I still think there’s a chance he’ll be all “pls don’t hurt the good people” at some point and end up playing both sides even though we all know what KL deserves
>>218256524I'm convinced, I do need the bad poosi
>beesbury sides with rhaenyra>beesbury sides with daemon blackfyrewhy is this house always on the wrong side lol
>>218256621>I still think there’s a chance he’ll be all “pls don’t hurt the good people”The damage is already done, he planted the seeds for yet another blackfyre targaryen war
>>218256520I'm a tongue-in-cheek man myself, if you understand my implication
I'm at ACOK 28When do the books get certified kino status? I love Arya chappys (she just started serving at Harrenhal)
>>218256659It's not about right or wrong. It's about the buzz.
>>218256659Seems like a 50/50 track record on being right to me
>>218256673I felt Clash was a bit of a slog until the Battle of Blackwater chapters.
>>218256445Make a run for Riverrun or have a useful profession like a Smith so the invading army till need to keep you around
>>218256351The cracks were appearing in S2
>>218256660Tbqh I think George made fAegon up between Storm and Feast so his invasion ultimately won’t matter much he’s just a destabilizing force that helps Dany along indirectly and the dies, probably like a bitch. I just don’t think something added that late to the narrative will be that big of a deal.
>>218256659not a bad ratio
>>218256661Honestly you'd need like a dozen tugboats to pull me out
>>218256720The story was forever broken when they changed it to being Ned’s decision to go to King’s Landing.
>>218256765I think that's a stretch
>>218255603No one tell him
>>218256659they join the sweetest side
>>218256589FEEL THE STING
>>218256673I had trouble getting into the books till Storm of Swords when the pacing starts to pick up
>>218256788
The only true knight of the realm
>>218255666>>218255777And further proof that THIS is a Blackfyre board!
>>218256907cade
>>218256659idk man a 100% in the right ratio seems good to me
Forrester!!!!
>>218255645doesnt take much to knock somebody off balance like that
Aemond fags BTFO
>>218256445join the brackens or the blackwoods, they always survive somehow
>>218256445step one: get the fuck away from the Crownlands and the North. Crownlands is the ultimate objective for every army in the game, so if you're an able bodied man, you're most likely going to be conscripted into meat wave attacks by someone. Best to just not fucking be there at all. Same for the North. All the smallfolk know that this entire beef started because of Ned Stark, and his banners are moving. And if the war doesnt get you, Winter will. Some place like Dorn or Oldtown might be a good place to start. If you are a clever enough person, you might be able to get into the citadel, and that'd probably be one of the safest places in westeros to just sit it out for a couple years. study, read, chillax, and by the time your maister training is finished, the war would probably also be wrapped up.
>>218257017*ahem*FUCK BrackensFUCK Green turncloaksand FUCK your seven idols!
Whitehill!!!!
so the white kingsguard that shows no fear and knows the valyrian words gets roasted >>218250421and the giga nigga that runs away and cowers in fear gets a dragonamazing
>>218257111Who can know the mind of a dragon?
>>218255396wonder if this shot was intentional kek
>>218256969I wish daemon was cool in the show
>>218256444Checked and CHECKED
This guy was great, so was Karl Tanner the fookin legend. They are show-only's that very briefly made the Night's Watch interesting. I wish we got more of them earlier in the series, the Night's Watch should have had more characters that gave you the impression that they were dangerous and volatile, as well as more politicking.
>>218257180S2 was super lame is Daemon date raped by the woods witch
hotd is so weird. In season 1 they speedrun a ton of plot points from the book so they can get to the main plot of the Dance, but then in season 2 nothing fucking happens.
Arya ass
>>218256741George has been cooking up fAegon - AKA The Mummer's Dragon - since Clash.
>>218257297the writers strike fucked it
>>218257072>First men northern house that worships the seven Based!
>>218257192Unironically, the introduction of this character was when I knew for certain that the good times were over. I was right; only got progressively worse from there.
>>218256781>ACK it's the brindled men!
>>218257322we've seen it, bruv. She has no ass
>>218257363Just dirtier Manderlys with a Dorne-tier lame device and no style
This thread has become a mummer's farce!
When I'm 90 and they reboot Game of Thrones, I hope they cast a proper cute tomboy for Arya
I don’t understand who the Rhoynar are supposed to be
>>218257398The device is objectively clean as fuck tho
>>218257389Show doesn't count.
>>218257398You probably like the Blackwood sigil lmao be quiet
>>218257434An invasive species
>>218257464It's exquisite, yes
House Qoherys
>>218257434Spanish Moors
Banishment seem a bit severe punishment for what Aerion did. Bookreaders, is there a no return clause or anything like that in the book?
>>218257434waterbenders from Essos
>>218257532He came came back after a few years and distinguished himself during the 3rd gayfyre rebellion.
the nights watch oath in the books is so cooli have the theory that at some point winter is coming was part of it
>>218257434>River people that live on boat houses>Also water magesThe closest I think would be one of the South East Asians cultures.
>>218257434>I don’t understand who the Rhoynar are supposed to beLatin-Westerosi. Like the brown-skinned Dornish are all of Rhoynar descent.First Men meanwhile are pale skinned with black hair and dark eyes.Andals are tall blondes with light skin and light eyes.
>>218257554Oh that's nice. I thought he was gone for good lmao
>>218257532he spends like 5 years in the Second Sons becoming even more insane and then comes back to the Seven Kingdoms, drinks wildfire and dies
>>218257567If I were King, I would banish all Rhoynar descent and marry an Andal. First Men can stay as they give cute tomboys .
ok but WHAT ABOUT THE KINGSGUARD THOUGH
>>218257510>the kids are just happy their Lord Father didn't pick the forklift operator sigil
>>218257590Take a lance through the heart, Beesbury
>>218257532He got his uncle killed and damaged the House's reputationI'd say it was a tame punishment if anything
>>218255205Is Lucy Boynton confirmed for Rohanne? Or is still fan casting? Does she have the acting chops for it?Another good casting I could see is Victoria Pedretti, though they'll have to give her a wig or dye her hair and give her freckles. She has the acting chops for it to make it romantic and tragic.
>>218255413Would be kino if Aegon is black but his sisters are snowbunnies.
How much money to restore Harrenhal do we think?
>>218257567andals are normans and first men are anglo/gaelic
>>2182578071 mill
>dunk likes the brown girl because she reminds him of the brown mutt he was friends with as a kid
>>218257807about 500 boxes of ziti
>>218257832pretty cute ngl
>>218257807It's as big as 3 Riverruns, so hundreds of millions of gold dragons
>>218257510The moment I looked at this sigil the opening riff to Bad to the Bone started playing in my head.
>>218257807to make it funcitonal? about a million gold dragons, to restore it to it's former glory? more money than anyone in westeros has, might be around 20 million minimum
>>218257854How many years of labour?
It's Friday night, /dunk/
>>218255413>literally the lowest and weakest of the Dragon Rider houses of Old Valyria>literally illegally immigrated to the white-anglo continent as refugees>literally inbred>literally overthrow the old world order by violence and GIBSMEDAT>literally prone to violence and mental disorders from bad genetics>literally commit the highest amount of violent crime of any any racial group in westeros by raw numbers >literally commit violent crime crime against their own 9 times more percapita>literally end up white washed out of existence by interbreedingi fucking WISH that HBO had the balls to make Aegon I a rudypoo
Where did george get the idea to use Ser instead of Sir for knights? Because it really is way cooler
Someone post the Dunk Superman picture.
>>218257932What were the 7K like pre Aegon?Who was the Eddard Stark of kingdoms? I presume the North then was brutal as the Boltons and Mountain put together
>>218257883Hard to say without examining the site and the damage it's sustained since its original construction.
>>218257967
>>218255381>Rohanne Webber is a white redhead>Make Osgrey blackYou can’t have everything, I guess.
>>218257579>Insane>Implying that he wasn't really a dragon>Implying that the maesters didn't water down his wildfire with mountain dew causing his plan to fail
When you think about it, it was really westeros that civilized the Targaryens not the other way around
>>218258089trvth vvildfire
>>218255664Nah, I think they want Rohanne to be ultimately submissive to Dunk because the women love Dunk and will project themselves into Rohanne.
>>218258042Thank you
>>218257807If the dragonfire caused irreparable structural damage to some elements you'd probably have to rip some of it down before you could even begin on restoration. That's before you even consider sourcing enough manpower as someone not running two kingdoms. I could do it though by securing a loan from the Iron Bank and then defaulting on my debt
>>218258058Too young for Osgrey
>>218258133You can't do that...
>>218257944His naming conventions are just lazy bullshit. He takes boring what-it-say-on-the-tin names in modern english, swaps a couple letters, and then presents it in grandiose ways. And it works, because most english readers/viewers are ALSO fucking lazy. "where was Winterhold again? oh yeah, that's the cold city up north." "What's the name of the city where the king lives? Oh yeah, that's Kings Landing" "What's East of Westeros? Oh, Easteros. that makes sense" it's idiot writing for the idiot audience. And you know what? I like it way more than if he tried to make up some bullshit german/french/whatever sounding names for all these places
>>218258133the first thing i thought of when i saw Alicents border proposal was how to fleece the Ironbankonce the realm is unified again pretend to be a new kingdom
>>218258161Who cares as long as it sounds coola Castle called "The Dreadfort" is fucking stupid but it works with context
>>218258161>And it worksYeah because it's fucking kino. God told George what to write, he's a prophet.
>>218258161>>218258211One of the most kino parts in the book is in book 2 after the siege of kings landing where they're listing out all the feats from the knights in the battle, I might have to fish for it in a minute it's been years.
>>218258150
>>218258161You do realize this is how most real world places also get named, right
>>218258161>its ok when Tolkien does it
Arya is lucky she wasn't as sexy as Lyanna, she would've been the girl who got gangraped in the Riverlands as soon as she was captured. No, really though, it's a huge plot contrivance that Arya wasn't raped. I know she dodged Chiswick and his rapers and got a caning for it but no one tried on her?
>>218255381da bennis
>>218258323Arya is GRRMs daughterfu, he wont let anything depraved happen to her
>>218255647its gonna be this bitch i can already tell
>>218258372>Dunk is in the courtyard unsaddling Thunder>Hears a voice call out to him, turns and exclaims, "Brown Bennis!">Cuts to a shot of MillsHow much would people lose their minds?
>>218258104>the women love DunkDo they?
>>218258417she's a dyke, so no
>>218258475He's a seven foot gigachad build knightof course he's a pussy slayer even if he's retarded
>>218255647>>218258417They've already cast Lucy Boynton, it's been mentioned for weeks now and even been the OP of these threads many times you stupid cunt
>>218258475hes the perfect himbo, women would have to be retarded to not like him
>>218258391Of course of course...but I can only hold my disbelief for so long. Arya has plot armour in her time in the Riverlands at warAlso thinking on her names to name, would it have been better for her to name:>The Mountain>Tywin Lannister>JoffreyObviously she can't read the plot or she might name:>Tywin >Joffrey>Tommen
>>218258523FK I meant Joffrey Tommen Myrcella to destroy the Lannister claim to the throne
what the fuck is a lommy?
>no nipsimmersion broken, day ruined
>>218258663Get thee to a pajeetery
are there good ref for dunks future armors
