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first for my wife sansa
gaming
Second for MillyI want to hug her and cuddle with her forever
Always remember
>>218283536an inbred-looking cuckold like raymun's the worst possible vehicle for this argument
Valyrians? All demon-worshippers who were punished by the Seven for their Satanic human sacrifice blood magic.
Why do the Andals worship weak mortals? Surely their gods aren't as weak as they are...
>>218283583apparently he's not supposed to be a cuckthe intention with that scene was that Red was lying about being pregnant to baby trap himbut the writers are retarded
>>218283648that is something a cuck would cope about
I actually liked Daeron more than I expected.
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair.The bear! The bear!Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair!And down the road from here to there.From here! To there!Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!The fair! The fair!Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!The maid with honey in her hair!Her hair! Her hair!The maid with honey in her hair!The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.The bear! The bear!All black and brown and covered with hair!He smelled the scent on the summer air!He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!Honey on the summer air!Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!A bear! A bear!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!The bear, the bear!Lifted her high into the air!The bear! The bear!I called for a knight, but you're a bear!A bear, a bear!All black and brown and covered with hairShe kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,But he licked the honey from her hair.Her hair! Her hair!He licked the honey from her hair!Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!And off they went, from here to there,The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair
"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowIn a coat of gold or a coat of redA lion still has clawsMine are long and sharp, my lordAs long and sharp as yoursAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hear"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearand so he spoke(That Lord of Castamere) Lord of Castamere(But now the rains) weep o'er his hall(And not a soul to hear)And not a soul to hear
>>218283688I always hear this in my head as a scream, each line and verse, idk why
He was right. Seethe, targshits.
>>218283648>apparently he's not supposed to be a cuckSource? Because the show 100% makes it look like he's a cuck. Duncan even does the "uhh yikes" face when Raymun says he must've got her pregnant.
>>218283244>haven't cheched in a while, do we have any hotd s3 leaks?Yeah, a supposed outline of the whole season. But I'm not sure where this is even from. The anon who first posted it here wasn't really able to say where he got it from.See >>218283706 for full "leak".
>>218283642>aryans>gets pushed out of every domain except of western Europe by wolffuckers
>>218283536
>>218283590Trvke that leveled Valyria (good).Valyria = Whore of Babylon
>>218283788lmao fossissy xisters ...
>>218283766Fake and gay
>>218283536No I call that thing my wife.
I'm only part way through, but why don't all the Targs in Dunk and Egg have white hair?
Valyroids mad.
>>218283802>Valyria = Whore of BabylonPretty much Valyria is pagan Rome
>>218283881Dornish blood.
>>218283881They haven't been inbreeding as much at that time. The Targs recently brought Dorne into the fold via marriage pacts, there's Dornish blood in the Targ bloodline now which you can very clearly see in Baelor and his son.
>>218283881The black haired ones are all strong boys.
I am rewatching House of the Feminism and Daemon's marriage to Laena is unironically the most stable and normal relationship in this show, it's honest and forthright. His marriage to Rhaenyra is a bipolar disaster in comparison.
So how will Ellison change future GOT series?
I want someone to ask GRRM at a con who Bloodraven was referring to when he said "...a brother that I loved..." and he just replies with picrel
>>218283564oo what game?
>>218283766Real and straight
>>218283881Baelor's mother is Dornish
>>218284035
>Apparently, Grrmoid has stopped wearing the Primus cuckhat and is instead wearing a bowler hatWft is his problem?
>>218283881"targs" at this point are more Dornish than Valyrian, Westeros was effectively handed over to the Dornish by Daeron. Daemon tried to save Westeros from their degeneracy but was prevented from doing it by treachery and sorcerynot shocking that the "targ" dynasty ended less than a century later and all of Westeros was corrupted by the Dornoid scum
>Beesbury, take a lance to the face for me, ok?
>>218284287So how do Dany and her brother end up paler than a hemophiliac?
>>218284315They went back to inbreeding after pretty much the entire family burned to death at Summerhall
>>218283536based fucking apple boy
>>218284315They're not Targaryens, they're random Lyseni kids who were groomed into believing they were.
>>218283536of course not, that is a God
>>218284287if you judge the Targaryen for how they handed Westeros over to the Dornish, then you should spit and piss on the graves of the Blackfyres even harder, because they tried and failed which is an even more pathetic fate, one worthy of bastards and freaks
This jacket is the coolest looking outfit in whole showthe red inside makes it look amazing
>>218283881Same reason they dont all have purple eyesIt looks kind of goofy in real life
>>218283946Would be pretty surprised if he removed Casey Bloys from HBO desu. Basically everyone agrees hes done a good job running it. Same with Mike Deluca and Pam Abdy at WBIf anything it seems like he wants to supercharge some of their IP. Probably greenlights more GoT spin-offs
>>218283766>no mention of Aemond getting btfo'ddo we have to wait another 2 years? boooooring
Why didn't Robb Stark wear cool armor?
>>218284471>Basically everyone agrees hes done a good job running itLol, what?House of The Dragon is boooooring and poorly made.Knight of the Seven Kangdoms is mid. It's only good compared to the rest of crap on tv but overall is not good.
>>218283766I wonder how /ourchud/'s relationship with Alys will be considering show Alys.
like 90% of problems in season 1 come from the fact no one has any social skills the rest is littlefingers fault
Gina Carano should have been cast as Alys
>>218284503Casey Bloys oversees way more shows than just those 2. Hotd is still popular and Dunk+Egg was a success too. Has important relationships with people like Mike White, GRRM, John Wells, David E Kelley.
>>218284485Aemond nobly sacrifices himself for the prophecy, he doesn’t get btfo
>>218284720Top fuckin Kek aemond chads stay winning
>>218283766Did Rhys Ifans not want to do the show after season 1? Otto Hightower is basically absent for the second half of s2 and only returns in s3 to get his head chopped off
>any knight can make a knightWhy aren't there knights going round giving out knighthoods willy nilly?
>>218283536With competent writers, something would've came out of this. Some repercution, retaliation, or at least reaction.NOPEWe need more screen time for dumb shit and Ed Sheeran
>hehe poop joke>hehe benis>hehe fat jokePeople are trolling when they say this is better than prime GoT, right?
>>218284720>>218284775If I had to write the arc>Alys initially hates Aemond for the genocides, only fucks him to try to manipulate him>Knows her actions will lead to his death>Over time they fall in love for reals>She tells Aemond of the prophecy, she begs him not to go fight Daemon, and to run away with her>Aemond goes "Nah I'd win" a la Gojo>Goes as we all know it goes
>>218284369wrong, best drip goes to Tywin
>>218284787kek, that's what Bronn is doing in the books. He'd knighting all his former mercenary friends
>>218284832One reddit joke an episode is easy to memoryhole.
>>218284855Sir Bronn of the Basedwater
>>218284787Hedge Knights are pretty low status, wouldn't you say?
>>218284803The writing had already lost it by that point. You couldn't expect coherent follow through on anything in the later seasons.
>>218284787I guess once you get in the club you start to gatekeep it
>>218284787Knighthood's a valuable thing! You can even demand a guy's sister's maidenhead for one.
>>218284787Because it's pointless. You go name every peasant in the village a knight and what's been accomplished?
Why wasn't Satin in the show?
>>218284905Among nobles sure, but amongst the common folk who you actually see every day, it'd be a pretty big deal. Like being a local celebrity
>>218284944Can Ashford not afford a proper maester?
>>218284950That's a Septon not a maester
>>218284944>pretending to be a boy just to act like a femoid Let me guess, this nigga finna dress up in thigh-highs and pretend to be a femboy nigga this some crazy shiet nigha
>>218284980why do you talk like a black woman
beeware his honeyed sting
>>218285000Because I'm shitposting
>>218284488Becuase Norf never got the Andal update.
>>218285000it's a faggot or a femoid. they were a problem during hotd s2 threads.
>>218284834>alys tell aemond they’re child will save the world >aemond thinks he’s starting a new dynasty >she takes the baby north of the wall to the cotf to be the greenseer before bloodraven shows up
>>218284803the freys were despised and fucking dead. it would take years for them to recover. and in that fragile time, they'd probably lose their lands to other riverlands lords.
>OOOOOOHHHHHH ALICE WAS A SPECIAL LASS
>>218285000It's zoomer culture
>>218284787there are some. but being called a knight doesn't mean jack shit if you don't have arms, armor, a horse, a squire, or deeds behind your name that make lords, nobles, and other knights trust you enough to hire you. that's why dunk wanted to join the ashford tourney, to prove himself in hopes a noble or someone would notice him and hire him. he's got the sword, horses, as even egg as a squire. but he's still a nobody. no one wants to hire a nobody hedge knight. it's why hedge knights have a poor reputation in the books.in the 3rd dunk and egg novella, a hedge knight was knighted in a brothel in exchange for the knight taking his sister's virginity, and literally everyone mocks him and looks down on him because of it. everyone except goodboy dunk of course.
achievable natty ?
>>218285133on a diet of hard salt beef yes its achievable
>>218285097I don’t know why but I have a strong hatred for Manfred Dondarrion.
>>218284945Not actually.
>>218285133Mirin'
>>218285097the absolute state of that chest
>>218285097Why are his nips so small?
You get a spear through leg. Do you:a) lay in bed for weeks, limp around on a crutch and get your head cut off, orb) walk it off and become squire to a knight?
>>218285156He looks like a cunt
>>218285213c) die painfully from an """infection""" after those gray rats try to treat me
>>218285133No. But this is >>218285097
>>218285213Only a minor wound to an Andalchad, walk it off and it will be fine. A valyroid/dornoid mongrel, on the other hand, will easily have his skull caved him from a grazing blow.
>series is supposed to be about a hedge knight >the series is actually about the same fucking royal houses as before They've struck gold but they leave it for the gypsies
Ned really fucked up everything for himself at the end man
>>218285293but it is about a hedge knightand do you expect the show to just not include a major part of the world?
>>218285213Is rub some feces into it like a true Dothraki chad
>>218283569but that was his ending, just on fast forward. if it wasn't he would be pushing to present the world his true ending and actually finish the books.instead he jerks off and does nothing because he already knows the response to what he had planned.
>>218285318It would be cool if it was about a hedge knight doing hedge knight things for 40+ episodes, like tracking down sheep rustlers or picking some rare flower for a budding Maester
>>218283748>unlock the secret of Aegon's Dream within the daggersince they're bringing it up again, I think it would be good to discuss the implications of this revealIf this is canon in the books as well, as it seems the showrunners hold it directly from GRRM, is it possible that at one point the chain of transmission of this secret was broken ? Did all the Targaryen kings knew about it or were there some who never heard it ? What would the chain king by king ? First Aegon the Conqueror (and his sisters) then Aenys. Did Maegor know ? Jaehaerys clearly knew and told Viserys whom we know told Rhaenyra but not Aegon II. In the show Rhaenyra told Jace but did she also tell Aegon III ? If he knew that would explain why while he hated dragons, he was willing to try to get them back. And then ? His sons (Daeron and Baelor) don't sound like they knew. And would have Aegon III told his brother ? Aegon IV certainly don't look like he was aware he was endowed with a world saving mission. Same question for all the kings after him
So, why was Maekar's line so insane anyway?his mother was a Martell and he married a Dayne, his children where the least inbred targs in generations.
>>218285375inbreeding is good, actually
>>218285373follow-upAegon IV may have told Daemon Blackfyre if he really thought he was his heir. But the Blackfyres don't really seem to know. Unless fatgon never knew. Daeron II may have know hence why he tried to unite Dorne with the realm. And he may have told Baelor Breakspear. But did Aerys I knew ? It is clear that Bloodraven knew all these things all along even though he was never an heir but Bittersteel don't appear to have been very concerned, we know he distrusted the dreams of Daemon II, why would he trust those of a king who died almost 200 years ago ? It is implied that the reason why Aerys I was so engrossed in books and scrolls is because he knew something about the prophecy. But then is it his father or Bloodraven who told him ? And Maekar ? Did he knew ? From his father or his brother or from Bloodraven ? It would be fully in character for Egg to have known maybe it was another reason why he tried to hatch dragons. We know there were talks at his court about the Prince that was Promised. Jaehaerys II knew and so did Aerys II because he married his children to have the Prince been born from their line. But Aerys clearly wasn't concerned with the prophecy. And of course Rhaegar belevied himself to be the chosen one. But it's curious at this point in time, late in the Targ dynasty, it seems it wasn't just the king and his heir who knew about Aegon's dream but the entire royal family as well as important members of the courtI understand why GRRM and Condal thought it important to include that bit but I don't think they thought enough about the difficulties it creates for the storyline
>>218285347Could even be made into a Fable-style vidya
>>218284672>GRRMIsn't he always whining about deviations?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l01hTdB5PK4
>>218285375>his mother was a Martell and he married a DayneThere's your problem. His children were 3/4th Dorniggers and only 1/4th Targshit.>Inb4 muh hecklin daynes aren't dornmutts They are!
>>218285414I could never work in film/tv. I'd get too pissed off at the highly-paid actors being unable to say their lines straight.
A fucking meme I made and posted here got reposted on xitter by someone and got 50 likesHave I made it bros?
>>218285133
>>218285438I mean, the rhoynar were a slave race for the valyrians, and they probably sampled the goods, if you catch my meaning, so the dornish must have at least a bit of dragon blood.
>>218285438>>Inb4 muh hecklin daynes aren't dornmuttsThey aren't.
just saw ep5, it made me think how badly combat with bladed weapons is usually portrayed in film. whenever im watching true crime shit its normal that someone can tank 20-30 stab wounds and still carry on but in film its usually a slice and youre dead or some goofy shit like limbs jus getting hacked clean off through armor and gambesonits goofy how many hits dunk takes but i think besides the ones in the head i doubt nothing would have enough stopping power to put someone out of commission whos pumped full of adrenaline and fighting for their life. its unironically only over once the adrenaline comes down and you start panicking or you become so fatigued that you lack the ability to stop someone slicing your throat
....semoc eH
>>218285509>i doubt nothing would have enough stopping power to put someone out of commission whos pumped full of adrenaline and fighting for their life.ok, "realism"bro
>>218285478POV: your bussy is ungaped and you walk past the wrong trailer
>>218285543just cut my shit up
>>218285543holy kino…
>>218285543It's like poetry It rhymes
>>218285347season 2 is like that
>>218285543So much sovl
>>218285533watch truecrime.i've seen a nigger crash a car doing 100mph get out get tazed twice and keep running. adrenaline is crazy shit.
>>218285509.y gf is a trauma surgeon and she said he wouldn't survive it
>>218285596>crash a car doing 100mph get outit's not the 50s anymore dude. cars are good at saving their retarded drivers>get tazed twicetazers are a fucking memeReminder that we are talking about blades.
>>218284944>Trail of SevenIs this woman retarded?
>>218285633blades have zero stopping power, when you're sufficiently pumped up you don't feel bullet wounds so a stab or a slash would be similar.
Wait was the armorer in on it, and gave Dunk a shitty shield on purpose? Because that bitch broke immediately.
Why did they change the ending to Maeker not agreeing for Egg to go?
I hope Gwin appears in every season
>>218285388>>218285373The prophecy sounds like something that gurrm came up with. But it's clearly a later invention and hard to retcon in. Almost every single Targaryan succession would have broken a king-to-heir designation. And I doubt that what we heard in the show is what gurrm came up with. Because what's in the show would be perfect Targaryan propaganda and should best be promoted widely throughout the realm to legitimize the dynasty. Whatever the Targaryans are keeping secret in Gurrm's mind would be a dark or crazy prophecy that must be kept hidden even from most family members.
>>218285711All adaptations are cursed to have retarded changes
Dothraki language holds the secrets of azor ahai Az = sword Zhor = heart Ahesh (the only Dothraki work with “ah” as the first two letters) = winter Nitha = pain, and nitha nitha = a LOT of pain The sword of the heart of winter caused immense pain. Remember when bran looked into the heart of winter and what he saw made him scream and cry?
>>218284298>no rubies on the breastplateREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>218285483The specific Rhoynar that fled under Nymeria and were absorbed into Firstmen/Andal Dorne were never freehold slaves.>>218285494>Cuck to the Martells for 700 years>Fall to Rhoynar-Dornish cultural blending like the rest of Dorne>Interbreding with other Dornish houses for all this time. They're as Dornish as they come. Soley waving about their mysterious origins is cope.
>>218285732Well, you have at least two upcoming seasons where the only recurring characters should be Dunk and Egg.Unless they change a lot from The Sworn Sword and The Mystery Knight.
>>218285827
>>218285483The Rhoynish that came to Dorn are the ones that escaped tha Valyrian rape train. There's actually a crazy amount of slave-taking that picks off from Nymeria's refugees, but the ones that finally reach Dorn are unspoiled.
>>218285851Brutal
>>218285798
>>218285543This gives me a seizure.
>>218285711cos it made it funny ahahah duhhh *snot drips from nose*
>>218285478>"what the fuck do you want? a clout in the ear?"
>>218285346Nah, he killed Mother of Burgers in a pathetic way involving shit, like Drago, in his next book, but now that the show mishandled her ending, he's afraid of publishing the thing as everyone expect her to get a better ending. And he can't come up with a way to change that plot point.
>>218283648You'd have to be a turbo retard to think a woman can tell that she's pregnant after like what, 2 days? It goes beyond the character just being naive and sweet to being stupidly bad writing
>>218285749Seems to me like its there so rhaenyra isn’t getting thousands killed just because she wants the chair. Though Aemond is still a Targaryen so I don’t really get why
>>218285133>achievable nattyactually yes
why would the seven save dunk if he was just gonna dedicate his life to serving the Targaryens
>>218286047Because Dunk will get Egg's sister pregnant, leading to Egg becoming unhinged and trying to hatch dragons, killing most of the targs in the Summerhall fire.
>>218286047The Seven grant free will and we know how it turns out for Dunk and his Targshit masters.
>>218286047he served the realm
>>218286047because FOTS allegorizes catholicism which is the most cucked denomination
>>218286047Because he was innocent, punching Aerion was morally justified
Heroes will rise
>>218285835I wouldn’t be surprised if Raymun and his new wife wind up attending the wedding in Mystery Knight. Maybe even as part of the hedge knight group Dunk befriends.
>>218286014It's not bad writing. The whore was Dondarrion's main squeeze for most of the early episodes. She's in his tent in episode 1, outside of it too waiting for him to wake up. So they can continue his mission of populating Westeros with more redheads.Then once Raymun became a famous knight she swoops in, and convinces the poor fool with 14th century understanding of female anatomy that she's pregnant with him. Now who could she have been fucking recently to get her pregnant? Hmm it's a mystery. The show even helpfully tells you that it's most likely A BOY, hinting at the funny but awkward truth that Raymun's heir will most likely be not of his blood. Duncan even cringes visibly at this on-camera, and the whore pretends not to know him and subtly communicates to him to keep his mouth shut. You might as well have had Dunk turn to the camera and say "seven hells, she's cuckoldin' i'm innit?"Everyone sane understood that this is a wife's son situation, and despite so many things going well for Raymun there's sometimes weird little quirks to life where a well-meaning idiot can stay happy as long as he stays ignorant. But for some reason there is a massive amount of cope online where people invent complete headcanons about why the opposite is true, where she's not pregnant or Raymun is just playing along, and desperately trying to force those headcanons upon everyone else. Reminds me of the retards who keep insisting Maekar is only pretending that he's unaware of Egg's absence in the final scene, because they're THAT desperate to escape the realization that the show kinda fucked Maekar and Egg up through that narrative decision.
>>218285632does she treat many hedge knights? also post her feet
>>218286154Raymun is a fucking nothing, hanging around with Dondarrion is infinitely more profitable especially if she is actually up the duff with his baby.And people in the 14th century still understood the process of babymaking, especially someone of non peasant stock like a Fossoway.It's bad writing because it's fucking stupid and detracts from the story
>>218286154It’s okay, anon; the whore and her bastard son die in the Great Spring Sickness. Our boy Raymun survives and marries a good woman who provides him with many, legitimate, sons and heirs. I’m off it to add it to the Wiki to make it canon.
>I will take the fucking apple boy’s side
>>218286154Sad it totally ruins Dunks simple nobility and totally trashes his character. He'd 100% spill the beans to a friend and someone who'd just risked his life for him. To say otherwise like what has happened is just some feminist idea of how chads should behave towards cucked friends(i.e. assist the slut and her lies).
>>218286248Baelor would never curse.
>>218286248I don't believe Baelor ever did what he did just for noblebright honour. He was obessed with Targshit reputation with the peasants and saw how unpopular Aerion had made them look. Opposing Maekar was just for Targaryen optics and to retain his own popularity as heir. Fucking Targshits.
Bloodraven is the stupidest fucking character
poor sams mum and sister, dickon and randall are stupid idiots!!!
>>218286198Hanging around Dondarrion would accomplish nothing because the guy knows she's a whore and knows she's just a penis receptacle. Hanging around Raymun makes sense for a whore because he's an easy gullible target who'll get married in a second if you get his dick wet, and then you'll be wife of a famous knight with his own cider business. In other news Raymun is a GREEN FUCKING BOY.
>>218286331Time to move on, Aegor.
Guys, look. Official HBO account has shown that Rhaenyra and Baelor are so similar. Look! Amazing, honorable and wonderful Targaryens who have so much in common.
>>218286357Lmao they will try literally anything to puff up that selfish whore.
>Watch the final episode of GOT finally>Jon Snow literally get away with itSo, people are just cool with the idea of the direct, and sole surviving member of the Targs being let go to lead the Wildlings? No one has a problem with that? He's not to to keep his Night's Watch vows. He never cared about them or took them seriously. So obviously he's going to have a family and become the leader of the Wildings. How is this a punishment? He gets to be free, lead his own people and gets to abandon his vows that's supposed to make sure his bloodline ends.
>>218286357Did they forget show rahenyra had a random servant burned and killed so she could fake Laenor's deathOr perhaps they forgot her lie led to Vaemond getting killed while defending the truth?
>>218286346Yes but he's willing to PAY HER MONEY, if she has his bastard then likely he'll provide her some support, marry her off to a household knight or something, or bribe her to take moontea. Raymun is running a new cadet house while in theory being flat broke. There is no logic to the writing
>>218286377His knights watch vows ended when he died. Thats the kind of thing you get to do when you’re not a total bitch like Dany and Cersei and everyone likes you
>>218286357It's Maegor with teats, not Baelor with teats, smdh
>>218286282But that’s his name
>>218286395>Raymun is running a new cadet house while in theory being flat brokeIt doesn't matter, he's a noble and other fossoways are calling him home to help in cider production, her children will be wealthy nobles as opposed to some dondarrion bastard he would probably not give two shits about
>>218286395No hes not hes an asshole he’ll just leave her behind when he goes back to his castle
>>218286154Unless she’d been traveling with Dondarrion for weeks, she couldn’t have known she was pregnant yet.
>>218286312>t. Lyonel
>>218285003
>>218286401>His knights watch vows ended when he died.Yeah, he got exiled again back to the organization he hated because the Kingdoms didn't want to deal with Greyworm and the other Danny loyalists making a huge fuss that their monarch was murdered by Jon. That was his punishment despite 'dying' again and being released, he was forced back because he committed a crime of killing Danny and the rest of the Nobles didn't want to deal with the fallout.
>>218286357I love how everyone is in agreement that that’s fucking retarded in the comments. HBO is pandering to nobody
>>218286395>if she has his bastard then likely he'll provide her some support, marry her off to a household knight or somethinglmaoooo
So is Ser Steffon Fossoway going to get his Lordship? He held up his end.
Fundamentally introducing Red and a whole "the struggle of prostitutes and their relation to the nobility" was a fucking stupid idea that wasted considerable runtime. You think they would have learned from Ros' example.
>>218286395>if she has his bastard then likely he'll provide her some support, marry her off to a household knight or somethinglol anon
>>218286521What lordship was he even going to get? From Aerion or Maeker? Do they have a minor title they can hand to him? Was it a bluff on their end as they wanted a default win?
>>218285003SIT. DOWN!
>>218286546If any knight can make a knight, then presumably and Lord can make another Lord
>>218286357I'm worried this only means they have absolutely no clue why hotd sucks and why kotsk is better.>>218286530The fleabottom mutt taking up half the trial episode was far far worse.
>>218286559Nay, only royalty can make a lord
>>218286559A lordship surely is focused around the ownership of land or settlements, those are finite and therefore one must hand it away
>>218286559smartest nu-/got/ regular
>>218286546Fossoways can now tax their smallfolk for income instead of it going straight to the crown, as well as having higher social standing and influence in court, better marriage prospects for sons, etc
>>218286603Do the Fossoways have smallfolk? And if they did they'd already be taxing them and passing only a portion of it upwards, likely to the Tyrells before the crown. They're seemingly a household knight house with some cider production
>>218286625Even Eustace osgrey the disgraced landed knight had small folk
>>218286554>I'll have no songs about how brave you died, Kingmaker. There's tens o' thousands dead on your account. Including one very special bee.>*The Swarm descends*
Have you taken leave of your senses? This man posted racism outside of /b/
>>218285293Targshits dont appear in the following novels: next season is a feud between two small nobles for a small ruined castle in the middle of bumfuck upon-nowhere
>>218286645But is he not already a lord? A very very minor lord but still a lord? So if the Fossoways already have control of some sort of taxable population then what exactly is being offered to Steffon? Blame Martin for being fuzzy on the details of feudalism in his setting.
>>218286691And that’s why it’s the best dunk and egg story
>>218286678This man posted a funny meme, as every true shitposter must
>>218286697I just assume he now gets a price of the pie now, so like a small portion of the taxes go to steffon now, where before it would all go to Tyrell or the crown or whatever
To be honest, if your name's Daemon, your buttocks won't ever touch the iron throne. It is known.
>>218285509Duncan is heavily implied to be so big, strong and with almost unnatural tankiness thanks to a remote ancient giants ancestry
>>218285732Shes 16 you fucking paedo>>218285835Raymund can appear in Season 2 given its still taking place in the Reach. Same goes for Season 3 as its yet another tournament host by nobles
>>218286047Westeros existed before the Targshit came; and will still exist once the Targshit finally will finally die for good. But knighthood is perpetual. And knights are The Seven's wandering warriors tasked to protect the Andal commonfolk>>218286112Denomination that litterally created IRL knighthood, Crusades and the military Holy Orders is somehow the most "cucked"
>>218286047Dunk kills the unholy abomination that the Targshits summon with their demon ritual at Summerhall, saving Westeros from the diabolical spawn of his former squire.
>>218286725could have been worseYour Dad is crazy and named you afther your murderous ancestor. And worst of all The Author forgot abaut you.
>>218284002Obviously Bittersteel. No reason why the man would survive to 69 if otherwise.
>>218286697No even before the rebellion Eustace was just a landed Knight i think
>>218286377He dosent give a fuck about his Targshit ancestry and blood ties matter nothing for the Willdlings outside the Thenn. Hes as relevant for the house as any unknown bastard of prolific Kings like Aegon II, Aegon IV, or Bobby B
>>218286866>And worst of all The Author forgot abaut you.he didn't forget him>see Varys and Young Griff
>>218286714No noble taxing his peasantry would be required to hand 100% of the taxes over to his liege the Fossoways aren't royal tax collectors or something, like at most maybe he now has to hand over less but that's not exactly a glamorous lordship promised is it it'd just be a renegotiation of tax rates, plus it'd be a slap to the Tyrells now getting less.>>218286884Guess then the question becomes what's the difference between a landed knight and a lord?
>>218286494the lesbians on twitter are loving it thou
>>218286866maegor brightflame is illyrio
>>218286419Realistically, one of the Fossoways who isn't a young kid would quickly clock her as a whore of common birth and tell Raymun that if she's carrying a kid, it can't possibly be his.
>>218284002>>218286876Its clearly Daemon. He was stated as a charismatic chad loved by almost everybody, to the point even his enemies gave the faults of his rebellion to Bittercell and his bros
got/hotd/dunk/wildcards
>>218286841>being subservient to a central authority across the world who larps as roman isn't cuckoldrykek, its funny because every great power who told the pope to fuck off eventually became a great power (britain, france) meanwhile the vatican as we know today is something envisioned by a failed dictator and the current pope goes around licking african refugee feet
>>218286950That was just lookism. People loved daemon because he was hot, but bloodraven saw through the facade into the vain sociopath beneath. It was poor bittersteel who was scapegoated as the villain, all he ever was was a loyal brother to daemon, who manipulated him using his insecurities and traumas with bloodraven sympathized with
>>218286901A Lord outranks a landed Knight and has more legal rights. A lords holdings would include landed knights who are sworn to him but not the other way around. I think Lady Webber says at one point that as a landed knight Eustace doesn’t have the right to punish her people no matter what they do. You would never see a landed knight sitting closer to the lord giving the feast than a visiting Lord I think. The only thing is not all holdings are created equal. A landed knight in a wealthy part of the reach can easily have more smallfolk and income than a lesser Lord in some shitty place like The Crag.
>>218286312Two things can be true at the same time. Baelor can be both a truly honourable knight who wants to help Dunk because he knows it's the right thing to do, and he can also be an intelligent political maneuverer who realises it's a great PR opportunity for House Targaryen to stick up for the little guy. Neither motive for his actions contradict the other
>>218286841>Crusades and the military Holy OrdersAll of those were gigantic failures and helped muslims more than christians.
So does the son of a landed knight become a lord? Knighthood isn't hereditary, after all.
*PLAP**PLAP**PLAP**PLAP*
>>218287065This would be way more interesting
>>218287168Nah, he'd basically just be a pretty well off commoner until he earned his own knighthood
Better to be a unripe mad dreamer than a wormy rotten neet and wagie https://youtu.be/vV864C-IJdc?si=Ivx9eg4nOnHjGoT0
It’s such an unbelievably nice day yet across the world there was war. It’s almost like our God is mocking us too
Baelor being le good was merely an expression of targshit madness
>>218285711Because it makes no sense for Maekar to trust his only non failure (or maester) son with some random asshole he met 2 days ago
>>218284803I'm music-stupud so I had no idea who Ed Shereen was. At the time I thought it was weird that the scene stayed on him a couple seconds too long like "are we supposed to know this random dude?"
>>218284315>>218283881GURRM has also said that genetics in ASOIAF aren't the same as in real life, so, shit he even weirder
>>218287272>Ser, I will only agree for your son to be my squire if I can spend unlimited amounts of unsupervised time with him and take him to locations where nobody knows who he is and there are no witnesses
"Any knight can make a knight" is such a dumb rule.
>>218287293>GURRM has also said that genetics in ASOIAF aren't the same as in real lifeJoffrey Baratheon - Golden haired
>>218284035KEK
what if FOTS isnt catholicismwhat if targshittery represents HRE, and FOTS is the pope and dragons represent imperial authoritywhat if rhellor is protestantism or orthodoxy and martin luther is is azor ahai
I think the Targs went mad so often because much like how whites like cold and blacks might do better in the sun. The Targs are literally dragons. They build a slave empire for 5000 years killed water mages and sent them to dorne and thought Westeros was puny. If they went against the white walkers they would have won. However there arrogance cost them. So that constant conflict with the Targs being normal rulers and dragon lords is at conflict. It’s like Jon Snow but an entire family dynasty.
>>218287303A true knight can finish his story - HBO to GRRM
>>218287154Litterally Catholics were the only won that managed to push back the maommetans (Sicily, Iberia), while all the other denomination were either BTFO (oriental churches) or lowkey allied with them (protestantism)
>>218283766Stupidest shit I've ever read, HotD is utter trash.
>>218287337This is only if you count the medieval period. The Russian Empire spent centuries bullying the Ottomans and pushing their borders back. The whole reason the Crimean War was started was because Britain and France didn't want Russia to conquer Constantinople and gain access to the Mediterranean
Why didn’t writers of HOTD listen to George and HBO? The whole point of the “Dance Of The Dragons” is that dragons killing other dragons aka in fighting leads to others death and at the end nothing is left. There was no good characters. It’s seething incest freaks who got cocky and lost everything
>>218287320Viserys had healthiest way to deal with it. Building Valryian miniatures.
>kills 13 dragons for a fucking metal chair of swords designed to be uncomfortable >HOTD writers : our lesbians :) our queens
>>218287381Because while I'm sure that would make a decent fauxumentary, it's not exactly a thrilling storyline for an interpersonal family drama show
>>218287301Kek yeah basically
>>218287218Do commoners even have the right to own land?
they shouldve cut more Jaimies limbs off
>>218287366Yea the whole anti-Russia histeria by the anglos was stupid: but by the XIX thinking religion still played a big role in diplomatic decisions is a little anacronistic. The Tzar had legions of steppe muslims fighting for him
>>218287168They inherit the lands. They probably have to be knighted to inherit the title of landed knight, but that's just a matter of training your heirs and eventually conferring knighthood upon them.
>>218287407People would have watched it. I disagree. Look how hype people are for Blackfyre rebellion despite it being another Targ vs Targ story. Also it would be more popular and leads to more seasons so better pacing
>>218287417Yeah, landowners who aren't nobility are called landed gentry. Merchants and such, or younger sons who don't inherit but do well for themselves
>>218287272It is meant to be a strange decision that shows that perhaps Maekar is a stranger man than initial impressions would suggest. He's a stern asshole initially but after the Trial he is pensive and melancholic after killing his brother, thinking hard about his family and everything that went wrong. He recognizes, just like the reader is meant to recognize, that his two sons who were raised as Targ princes became bad seeds and a large part of it had to do with the fact that they were not exposed to the seven kingdoms, did not experience the dangers of the world, did not sleep in ditches and eat hard salt beef. Comfort and courtly autism damaged them, possibly.Thinking of this, of his dead brother and his unlikely allegiance for the hedge knight, Maekar decides what the hell and makes a strangle gamble with his youngest son. Maybe the dangers of the road are an acceptable risk if the alternative is to Egg just definitely turn into a cunt like his older prince brothers did.It's supposed to be an unusual fairy-tale decision that feels like a gamble. And Egg is ultimately inconsequential in the big picture, Maekar in the book isn't all that warm of a father and already has a bunch of kids, Egg is like 30th in line to the throne and there are too many Targs. Besides, the arrangement wasn't meant to last forever - Dunk was only supposed to take on Egg as a squire for a couple of years, with them checking in routinely and having contingency plans.
>>218283536egg is icsh
>Good God it’s Jamie fucking LannisterWhat did our Lord and Savior Christ mean by this?
>>218287477He's eerily similar to the spoonbending kid in the matrix
>>218287407It shouldn’t have been an interpersonal family drama it should have been a music video for a death metal song about a dragon family slaughtering each other
>>218287453Blackfyre is hyped because unlike the Dance we still dont know almost litterally nothing of the actuall war aside what happened at Red Grass. The very reasons why Daemons revolted well over a decade after his father supposedly nominated him as the new king is obscure. And people love mystery
>>218287186Liked Roose from the moment George introduced him.
>>218287381Because when HBO and its lackeys like Condal look at the Dance as a story, they don't see it for what it is (Targs at their most decadent destroying their own dynasty because they've become too stupid and haughty and their ideas of succession are utterly retarded).They see it as an opportunity to tap into what they believe are rising demographics (chaste lesbianism and female-coded drama possibly on the rise in on-screen fiction? = Rhaenicent, masses of Dany/Targ stans still leftover after Game of Thrones = Rhaenyra as faux-Dany and the Targaryens fetishized as much as possible).So to them, the best plan was not to tell the story as it is but use it as a vehicle for gynocentric fiction and Dany/Targ fetishism. Because they believed that's where the money and attention truly is.
Bore the fookin' sword. Simple as
>>218287065I hope any adaptation follows something like this. The two lesser bastards bonding as kids despite the whole bracken/blackwood feud would be kino.
>>218287530>Because they believed that's where the money and attention truly is.Correctly as it turns out
>>218286380Forget? The never cared. Of all the three shows this one gives zero fuck about the smallfolk. Murdered to let a gay nobleman live his best life in the east, killing countless smallfolk during Aegon's coronation, only to spare the nobility, locking the dragonseed in a room while dragons roast and eat them, no fucks given. Which would be fine, if the writers weren't trying to convince us that the Blacks are the objectively "good" side.
Imagine how frustrating being George's publisher is. This series is a money printing machine and he hasn't released a new installment in 15 years
>>218287539No wonder Aegon The Unworthy favored him
>>218287555Checked, but I don't think so. I'll gladly take some hard salt beef over Targ fetishism and Iron Throne drama.
God I wish Dunk and Egg season 2 was coming out instead. This summer is suppose to be hot so it would match the story
I don’t remember a single line from HOTD but I’ll remember “stop raping ser” and “get up” for life
>>218287595When are they releasing s2? I remember they filmed s1 really fucking fast
>>218287561Greenchads stay winning.
>>218287497yes if you have metal genre for each house>folkmetaln*rth>glam metallannister>death metalbolton>powermetaltargshits>numetal/metalcored*rne
>>218287624No 'I will take Ser Duncan's side'?
>>218287624You don't remember "At last, I have become a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms"?
>>218287276Same.
Zero cultural impact.
>>218287682Kys kike
>>218287569not as bad as Rothfus' publisher who went out of business without seeing a single word of Kingkiller book 3
This is fucking ridiculous. He never fucking said "TAOOBA".
>>218287665It’s nine anon…
>>218287730I’m gonna punch you and that shitting kid for spreading this nonsense.
Why do we pretend peasants are good people again? who the fuck cares if nobles get them killed
I'm continuing through my first read of The World of Ice and Fire. I just learned that not only did the North defeat all Andal landings, but king Theon "the Hungry Wolf" Stark build a fleet, sailed his army over to Andalos and wrecked the place.Why are southrons such losers lmao? They just let themselves get get rolled and raped by any and all invaders.
>>218287761I agree somewhat but someone with power should guide
>>218287624>I don’t remember a single line from HOTDWHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO?
sex with septa unella
Why wasn’t Daemon made king if he had a sword? Can someone explain?
>>218287762saar
>>218287795Arrow beats sword
>>218287788This, but Septa Lemore.
I can't stand hotd it bored me to tears but dunk is great. Wish they'd just cancel the former to make more of the latter.
yi ti girls look like THAT
>>218287741This show has revealed to me there are many people online that like to pretend they are deep into lore, but reveal themselves to not be by trying to smugly act like they are. Like when a casual viewer asked why there aren't any Starks at the tournament, and their first thought is that the North doesn't do the whole knight thing instead of they are thousands of miles away.
>>218287795Aegon the 4th was a fucking kike
>>218287795He was still younger than Daeron, legitimate or not.
>>218287761The ones that stormed the dragonpit and killed all the dragons were literal heroes. Ruined house targshit in a single night lmao.
I SUPPORT MY CHUD KING
>>218287805>kpop>2026
>Valyria had 300 attack ready dragons “Old” more like advanced
>>218287795he forgot the shield
>>218287833yeah it's been bad for the past few years
>>218287306What's your point? Genetics are still hereditary just following different rules. All Lannisters are blond but all Baratheons are black-haired, assuming that both of these families regularly marry into families with the opposite trait this couldn't happen in real life so the rules must be different.
>>218287761The show doesnt even care. A big part of the novella was that the povvos had Dunk’s back but all that got cut lol
>>218287775Okay I remember that
>>218287858astroturf meme
All I remember from hotd is monke sex. And alicent feet. Tis not so bad
where do you build the seat of power for your house?
>>218287877This. Reminder the Starks trace their lineage back EIGHT-THOUSAND YEARS. It’s absurd for any of the families of Westeros to be as distinct from each other as they are.But the real meat of this problem is the fact that GRRM can’t decide whether inherited power is silly or cool. Considering he mocks lineage and lines of succession but then makes all magic in the setting genetically heritable
>>218287462Yeah I can see it that way but I'm still not miffed about the show doing it like this
>>218287911>trace their lineage back EIGHT-THOUSAND YEARSthey claim, not trace
Ok lads, only a few hours before next episode!
>>218287907Casterly Rock or Landing because I look like 99 percent of the Lannister
>>218287624>HER CHILDREN ARE BASTARDS!....and she is a whore!
>>218287907Unironically Cider Hall. I had a playthrough on Warband AWOIAF years ago where I was a secret blackfyre fucking shit and Cider Hall was my seat of power where I started my conquest from.It was nestled against a mountain side on that map, very comfy
sometimes when I see a new /got/hotd/dunk/ in the catalog I get so hyped up I have to stand up and clap my hands three times as I say "GOT! HOTTED! DUNK!" as loud as I can
>>218286841>The Seven's wandering warriors tasked to protect the Andal commonfUmm ackshully the dornish are kin of the Rhoynar
>>218287907wait what the fuck this isn't westeros. arthas you fucking bastard
>>218287907Oldstones. I’m fine with a fixer upper.
>>218287797?
>>218287624''He can keep his tongue''?
>>218287963Dorne is still Andal in culture and Dorne has more Firstmen/Andal DNA than Rhoynar. Even the Martells are only half Rhoynar with originally native Andal origins.
>>218287907Arathi Highlands is the thinking man choice.
>>218288035Their succession system is degenerate and against the Andal traditions: they lost their Andal status
>>218287624>It’s your fucking castle!
Is there anywhere nice to set up shop in the Vale, or is it all sheep shit and rocks?
>>218288037man i spent hours there last year killing alliance shits
>>218288037that's basically front lines for alliance vs horde, you'd never settle there unless you were doing mercenary work.
>>218288058Gulltown seems comfy. Or maybe on the northern shores or the Three Sisters.
>>218288058A remote branch of the Arryns that given up their nobility are apparently wealthy merchants somewhere in the coast. So there are way to make profit in the Vale
someone post the egg pic with red eyes
>>218288035>Dorne is still Andal in cultureloooooooooooool
>>218288087You are thinking about Hillsbrand with the perpetual war between Tauren Mill and Southshore
Who will replace her in season 2? I don't remember if the second novella had any cute noble ladies.
>>218287624>THE RATCATCHERS
>>218287624Last night I was playing Nightrein with my friends, and we were fighting The Dreglord for the first time. As soon as we put him down we all started hollering “GET UP SER” and then that motherfucker actually got up and had a second phase. We lost, suppose the Seven found our taunt dishonorable.
>>218288053It's actually better since it allows second sons to marry ruling ladies instead of being useless. Men still do all the martial traditions in Dorne. It's not some feminist paradise that some assume it is.
>>218288087>>218288128Forgot pic
>>218287911I think it's intentional, he makes a world that's skeptical of these traits but makes them real like how people don't believe in demons in 40k even they actually exist.So there's some 'magic' or just biology that is associated with (powerful) families directly, and it coincides strongly with the legal system around marriage and names presumably because the latter is based on the former (in some long-forgotten history), or because somehow, people treating a family as such causes it to manifest that way physically.
>>218287961
>>218288136>THE RATCATCHERS AEGON>WHY YOU KILLED THEM YOU FOOL
>>218288128nah alliance and horde both have presence there. though the way its set up in the actual official map is kinda dumb. the horde garrison has to be supplied by the road that connects to wetlands first before it connects to arathi, and refugee point cuts off them from tarren mill.
>>218287911>8k yearsThis is utterly ridicolous: litterally everyone in the Continent would be a Stark descendant if they existed for this long. Hell: there is a chance a very good chunk of Essos would be Starks too
>nine kingdomsWhy didn't dunk correct egg here?
>>218288178I still don't understand what the writers were even trying to go for with this storyline.Are ratcatchers some noble profession in Westeros that will garner universal sympathy from the smallfolk?
>>218287907mods wtf is this on my /tv/ board, why is it allowed
>>218288228>Are ratcatchers some noble profession in Westeros that will garner universal sympathy from the smallfolk?Are you stupid? They just acted the victim to make Aegon look like a good nice king and Rahenyra a tyrant, and he goes and hangs 100 people at the fuckIng walls. Their profession is irrelevant, everyone in the city, and probably nobles around westeros, now know Aegon is bloodthirsty and can't be trusted any more than the Rahenyra/Daemon ticket
>>218288228This >>218288269but also rats carry plagues and steal food. Rats were responsible for wiping out 1/3 of Europes population.
>>218288109Explain how it's not? All the houses are first men/Andal in origin. They speak the Andal language not Rhoynar, they follow faith of the seven even if they're more relaxed about sex, they have knighthood. The Rhoynar adapted to Andal Dorne not the other way around. Nymeria really only introduced equal Primogeniture.
>>218288269Bloodraven litterally burned alive half of the city to stop the plague and nobody rebelled
>>218288269But Aemond taking them down amounts to an apology which is even worse
>>218288321Or maybe he just didn't want hundreds of corpses hanging from his castle
>>218288269>and he goes and hangs 100 people at the fuckIng wallshe didn't hang 100, that's in the bookin the show it's like a dozen
>>218288228Disregard both of your replies they are full of shit.They did it because they try to maintain a sense of moral ambiguity on who's right or wrong using the parallel of killing off poor ratcatchers on suspicion of attacking the royals (which would not be out of question in any sort of realistic monarchy) to counter-balance the actual attack committed by Rhaenyra. They wanted this to play out in a way that made both sides look guilty on some account.
>>218288299>THE JOB IS NOBLE AEGON, THEY SAVE LIVES>I WISH THE HIGHTOWERS HAD A RATCATCHER ANCESTOR>AND YOU TROWNED AWAY ALL OF THEM FOR WHAT
“I’m Aegon the Conqueror. I burn people alive, but I would never ever ever ever call a dornishman a goat fucker”
>>218288269In theory the scene does make sense. It aims to show that Aegon is too blinded by rage and grief to make sensible decisions at a critical point, which rears its hand again later. It's also meant to show that Otto is incredibly frustrated by the fact that despite decades of plotting, the monarch he desired to crown turns out to not give a shit about what Otto thinks. This is a huge blow to the old man.However they executed it in an utterly retarded way and the scene makes no sense in so many ways. #1 Otto knows how to react to shit situations and this seems like a bizarre overreaction. #2 Otto going "your father was right about you" is nonsense because in the show Vissy T never utters a single word about Aegon so we have no idea what Otto is even saying or why we should care. #3 Otto's outburst is painted as if he's 100% in the right even though he isn't. #4 The smallfolk would really not give this much of a shit. Old King Jaeherys strung up and disemboweled a shit ton of smallfolk because they harbored killers of his small council member, and nobody gave a shit. Nobody should give a shit that the king hanged a dozen smallfolk because one of them sawed off his child's head.
>>218286198>hanging around with Dondarrion is infinitely more profitableNot unless Dondarrion is on the road for eternity, doubtless he has a wife at home.
Yeah they have to make Otto go inexplicably overboard to justify Aegon firing him.In the books, Aegon and Cole are actually competent and Otto is too safe so you can actually buy that firing him could potentially end up paying off.
>>218286357The funnier comparison is Baelor and Rhaenys
>>218288438I think what makes Otto's seething even weirder is the show's complete inconsistency in how the world reacts to scandalous events.Kinslaying is a huge taboo. Aemond kinslaying Luke and the Greens seemingly celebrating it should brand them as vermin in the eyes of every great House. Yet nobody gave a single fuck.Rhaenys stomping hundreds of people at a very public event like the king's coronation should be #1 news in the entire realm for the whole year, there hasn't been that kind of display of public cruelty since the days of Maegor. Yet nobody gave a single fuck.So it's a bit weird for the show to pretend those are literally nothing but then say Aegon executing ratcatcher because one of them killing his son is somehow such terrible PR that the Greens are fucked. It's a demonstration of a type of narrative inconsistency and contrivance that should not exist in a show of this budget and production time.
>>218288438>#2 Otto going "your father was right about you" is nonsense because in the show Vissy T never utters a single word about Aegon so we have no idea what Otto is even saying or why we should care.This happens repeatedly in this shit show. When Alicent tells someone "and you know what Aemond is" I'm just left scratching my head thinking bitch I have no clue he's had 5 minutes of screentime as an adult and his characterization is bipolar and inconsistent, what is Aemond?Or when Rhaenys tells her dragon "we're off to battle again old girl" what battle? They've never been to any battle.The show keeps alluding to dynamics or knowledge that it never bothers to actually depict or flesh out. It's dogshit and lazy.
>>218286712>yfw you re-installed SWTOR just to hear Bertie Carvel's voice againGonna be a long winter, lads
>>218288438It also goes against the show's own logic.>Season 1 Rhaenys kills hundreds at the Dragonpit>"It's Game of Thrones civilians don't count!">Season 2 Ratcatchers hanged>"Oh no how could Aegon do this to civilians!"
THE FUCKING RATCATCHERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>218285097>Lyonel had black hair and blue eyes like his ancestors from House Baratheon.[5] He was tall and powerfully built,[5] a "swaggering giant of a man".[3] Lyonel is described as being a head taller than Ser Raymun Fossoway and almost as tall as Ser Duncan the Tall>Lyonel was considered one of the finest fighters of his day,[1][3] and was famed for his prowess in battleGreat casting
>Fuck that, and FUCK YOU>I fought for you>I- Harding, Beesbury, Ned Stark, Bobby B, Stannis, Tormund, The Hound, that Lannister cunt who shags his sister, Jon, Davos, Rob, Sam, Gendry, Euron, Asher, Roderick, THE FUCKING APPLE BOY!>We all fought for you
THE FUCKING NIGGGGERRRSSSSS- House Retad SOEECH
>>218288631I prefer the show version. Proto-Bobby is boring.
What are the words of that loathsome "House Niggerslayer", maester?
>>218288688Pride In Purity
>>218288656It was funny to see reaction channels on Youtube seething hard at Lyonel's words but not being able to refute them.
11 (you)s this threadNot a bad haul.
>>218288631>>218288663I agree. His ability to fuck people up at his size is a testament to his school, and couples well with Dunk just being a noskillz hulk
>>218288726he fought for the thrill, baelor fought and lost his life and his kingship, potentially damning his families dynasty
>>218285414I only now noticed that both our main characters are blond and blue eyed
>>218288732back when i was in my worst period of /vg/ addiction i would have 100+ (You)s per threadi won't say which general obviously
>>218288742*skill
Make a new thread before I piss myself.
>>218288749Baelor went into the fight with the knowledge that all 7 of his foes are very unlikely to actually hurt him (barring freak accidents) and he took advantage of his own royal position and the Kingsguard oaths to make a mockery of the proceedings. He also didn't join the trial just out of honor, but because it was a political move to ensure house Targaryen's public image isn't ruined by the outcome of the trial.The others went into the fight knowing all 7 opponents are out to kill them and risked their life for nothing other than honor or loyalty. Lyonel is right to be pissed at Dunk for being sad about Baelor but not acknowledging the deaths and sacrifices of others who risked way more.
JANNYSLAYERGET IN 'EREWE ARE TELLING BAN STORIES>>218288851>>218288851>>218288851
>>218288656...And Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the WhiteAnd Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight.
