[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/tv/ - Television & Film


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: 1769028983020068.jpg (51 KB, 960x636)
51 KB
51 KB JPG
Riker Edition

Previous: >>218312216
>>
star trek sex with shran
>>
File: She wanted it.png (466 KB, 960x720)
466 KB
466 KB PNG
>rape
>>
File: IMG_9377.jpg (54 KB, 1021x768)
54 KB
54 KB JPG
Worf was objectively and legally more evil than Dukat
>>
File: tumak.jpg (20 KB, 343x467)
20 KB
20 KB JPG
Just watched the DS9 episode "Sanctuary." The fuck was this guy's problem?
>>
>>218325131
He thought if he could make it to Bajor he’d be like the Visigoths crossing the Rhine and there would be no way to prevent mass migration from a practical or ethical standpoint
>>
>>218325118
worf is too OP
in the beginning of TNG he's a nobody in the empire, by the time DS9 is over he aids a government coverup for duras, gets gowron (who assassinated the previous chancellor) appointed chancellor (by killing his only rival, duras), and kills gowron, automatically becoming chancellor because the klingon government is apparently a big game of king of the hill
>>
File: 1752638823426888.jpg (134 KB, 600x892)
134 KB
134 KB JPG
>>
>>218325181
He’s also the most cucked, honorless klingon to ever kling on
>>
>>218325247
That's kind of the point, he realizes it by showing absolute humility in the moment he wanted the most as a Klingon: he could have been emperor. Threw it off & kept wearing his mixed identity instead.

DS9 did it better than TNG throwing Paul Sorvino out there to be his gabbagool Russian adopted brother.
>>
>>218325181
Funny that his brother had to throw away his name , identity , memories and all sense of self when he could have joined the nobility again with even more prestige in a few years later

>>218325247
Explains why he does so well in politics
>>
>>218325181
oh and i forgot he also installed an emperor where there'd been none for hundreds of years
>>
File: ds9 garak 123.png (1.04 MB, 1900x1080)
1.04 MB
1.04 MB PNG
The Garak Show continues!
>>
File: 1770223203130955m.jpg (69 KB, 1024x575)
69 KB
69 KB JPG
Who's the Iran of Star Trek? My vote goes to Cardassia.
>>
File: Stranger.jpg (26 KB, 444x394)
26 KB
26 KB JPG
Was this scene necessary?
>>
File: 1770944464442456.jpg (71 KB, 850x680)
71 KB
71 KB JPG
/tv/, I'm here to relieve you of command of your penis.
>>
>>218325328
He also tells everyone he’s a clone , making it kind of retarded
>>
File: thecircle.png (451 KB, 985x712)
451 KB
451 KB PNG
>terrorist organization is threatening non-Bajorans >O'Brien is only concerned about the station being defaced
>>
Did the Dominion actually ever do anything bad to anyone who didn’t oppose them?
>>
>>218325131
He wanted to overwhelm the social services of Bajor
>>
File: 1769725766920896.png (417 KB, 591x756)
417 KB
417 KB PNG
>>218325378
I lost the Nick Fuentes edit.
>>
>>218325471
the blight was fucked up but otherwise they didnt seem too bad
>>
File: IMG_9381.jpg (38 KB, 540x406)
38 KB
38 KB JPG
Did they ever explain why Wesley didn’t need to go to the academy to get a starfleet rank? I forget
>>
File: ds9 garak 122.png (987 KB, 1908x1080)
987 KB
987 KB PNG
Anybody want anything from the kitchen? i desperately need snacks to continue my binge of The Garak Show. Never knew i would enjoy Star Trek this much.
>>
>>218325530
thats one of my favorite eps, just the p1
>>
>>218325471
Depends on how you view their treatment of the Vorta , Jem hedar and cardies pre rebellion
>>
>>218325558
>vorta
they perfected weyouns, an aesthetic triumph
>>
>>218325558
they gave the Cardassians resources and rebuilt their territories after they had lost to the klingons
>>
>>218325578
They also started to treat them poorly after things went bad like when they gave away cardie systems to the breen
>>
>>218325528
that rank wouldn't have held up on anyone else's ship and he probably didn't need to go through any channels to get it snatched away if he wesley'd up too hard
>>
>>218325131
Damn flakers...
>>
>>218325467
O'Brian didn't respect or fear Bajoran terrorists because he didn't respect or fear the cardies they beat
>>
>>218325528
Captains have a lot of leeway regarding what happens aboard their ship, basically. Picard gave him a field commission
>>
>>218325288
If Worf did reverse the lobotomy Bashir gave to Kurn then Kurn would turn around and kill Worf for giving him a lobotomy in the first place.
>>
>>218325528
Picard felt bad after murdering his father and raw doging his mom
>>
>>218325288
Man, that Kurn episode should get the Threshold treatment and be considered soft canon at best. As far as I'm concerned he's still out there winning glory for the house of Mogh.
>>
>>218325721
Didn’t Kurn agree to it?
>>
>>218325386
Could you relieve the command of my sphincter instead? I'm constipated.
>>
File: IMG_9382.jpg (394 KB, 1436x1080)
394 KB
394 KB JPG
>be Jeri Taylor
>write first gay positive trek episode
>it will be your generation’s Uhura kiss
>instead you get hate letters both from conservatives and gays
>>
File: ds9 garak 125.png (937 KB, 1900x1080)
937 KB
937 KB PNG
How can the Klingons slap?
>>
>>218325471
did you even watch the show?
>>
>>218325077
Ent enjoyers, which is the best Porthos episode?
>>
>>218326282
Evidently you haven’t or else you would answer them.
>>
>>218326335
your bait is so fucking bad dude I keep telling you
>>
>>218326498
What? Is this a bot?
>>
>>218326524
yeah everyone who doesn't engage with your bait post the correct way must be a bot
>>
>>218326524
Its some discord troon that comes to these threads to do anything but discuss trek.You can tell by the excessive inability to capitalize their sentences.
>>
>>218326569
what are you even talking about schizo?
>>
>>218326588
how many more variations of
>I don't understand why the eagles didn't just fly the ring to Mt Doom: /trek/ edition
are you going to post today?
>>
>>218326610
????
There’s an in universe explanation for that even…
>>
File: 1771020929298485.jpg (10 KB, 350x292)
10 KB
10 KB JPG
>>218325898
Are you questioning Ferderation policy Ensign?
>>
>>218326639
yeah that's my fucking point it's the kind of thing people who aren't baitposting wouldn't ask
>>
>>218326656
Well what’s the answer then? It should be easy.
>>
sorry but so many federation admirals deserve to have their shit blown smooth off
>>
>>218326673
the answer is for you to go talk to Worf
>>
File: IMG_9383.jpg (336 KB, 3023x588)
336 KB
336 KB JPG
lmao
>>
File: sucks.jpg (199 KB, 1422x1080)
199 KB
199 KB JPG
>AAAAAH THIS SUCKS

Always surprising when trek 'sodes give you random gory shots
>>
>>218326737
>the homeless ... are problems
Damn Berman, chill.
>>
File: IMG_0191.jpg (71 KB, 936x526)
71 KB
71 KB JPG
>>218326737
Just say you hate gypsies lmao, we’re all thinking it
>>
File: image (2).jpg (734 KB, 1920x2622)
734 KB
734 KB JPG
>the dilithium crystals powered the machines that culled transcription errors in haploid cells planetwide ‘sploded
>>
File: SNW.png (2.12 MB, 2000x1285)
2.12 MB
2.12 MB PNG
>they thought they were cooking with this shit
>>
>>218326886
The only experience I’ve ever had with a Gypsy is through that episode of house and the fullmetal alchemist movie
>>
>>218326951
that ferengi looks like a mask youd get off the shelf at a halloween store
>>
File: victim.jpg (112 KB, 793x817)
112 KB
112 KB JPG
>>218325113
>>
>>218326969
Is this from the porn parody?
>>
>>218326978
He looks like a gringotts goblin
>>
>>218326969
So is the average viewer supposed to believe that in the future, Starfleet switches from futuristic spandex to cloth a la william shatner era, or are you just supposed to ignore it because they wanted to "update" the futuristic look of the circa 1960s TOS era
>>
>>218326994
No but >>218326886 is. The porn parody was filmed live at a Pittsburgh anime convention.
>>
>>218326951
WHY DOES THE TAILORING FUCKING SUCK DONKEY DICKS IN NUTREK
FUUUUUUCKKKK!!!!!!!!
IT'S SO GOD DAMNED BAD
>>
>>218326951
>O'Brien in red
All Good Things had some great bits of attention to detail.
>>
>>218327046
Malaysian sweatshops versus tailors
>>
>>218327071
They also remembered Worf had that tattered gold sash in S1 vs. the silver chainmail he has in the rest of the series.
They retconned his forehead ridges, however
>>
>>218326282
No , they basically admitted it last thread with their Waltz analysis
>>
>>218327074
I swear all of their costumes look like potato sacks. It's fucking awful. I hate looking at it. People need to stop posting this shit.
>>
>>218327171
In the last thread every single person agreed that Dukat was too lenient.
>>
>>218325471
no that was the whole point. If the other races swallowed their xenophobia and pride they would have utter peace under Dominion rule. The whole reason the founders started it was as a resource management game so solids would leave their orgy pit alone and not get them caught in petty solid squabbles
>>
File: 2024.jpg (470 KB, 1989x2932)
470 KB
470 KB JPG
So /trek/, are you a Gimmie, Dim, or Ghost?
>>
File: ds9 kira russian.png (1.75 MB, 1880x1080)
1.75 MB
1.75 MB PNG
Sex with the triple timing Bajoran/Cardassian/Russian whore Kira.
>>
>>218327408
>a place you can chill out and get food/safety when you don’t feel like working
a utopia by today’s standard. Where are all the fent zombies?
>>
>>218325573
tfw you realize the Weyoun genetic formula was achieved by forcing multiple generations of Vorta to have star trek sex with shran
>>
>>218327523
He's the most kava nuts man
>>
File: balok on hard times.png (198 KB, 484x621)
198 KB
198 KB PNG
>>218327408
>Y'all got any more of that tranya?
Dim through and through.
>>
>>218327721
if you had to cast clint as a lead in a new trek series what would his role be?
>>
>o orb of time, prophets guide me to the knowledge whether or not my mom had cuckold sex with lizard guy
>>
File: siskorapebaby.jpg (21 KB, 596x335)
21 KB
21 KB JPG
>>218325113
its the star trek way
>>
>>218327858
He's the owner of a spaceship that poses as a tramp freighter, courier, or passenger ferry, but actually secretly visits various of the god-like aliens in the Star Trek galaxy.

Other main characters include some new crew who don't know the secret mission and some older crew who do know, as well as passengers who might or might not be in on it.

It's never made clear if he's actually a god-like alien himself or just some crazy guy who likes to fuck with them.
>>
File: founder.jpg (145 KB, 949x1301)
145 KB
145 KB JPG
Any Salome Jens enjoyers here? She was able to be such a wicked cunt with a very calm and measured performance
>>
>>218328188
yes she was excellent. the bad guys of the show absolutely hard carried
>>
>>218325131
He is literally dumber than the women of his species. It is a plot point, but they all had issues.
>>
>>218328040
This always makes me think of the diversity chart
>>
>>218325831
No, he was passed out drunk and Worf found him and brought him to the infirmary. He woke up hungover and lobotomized.
>>
>>218327997
She was quite petite with most exquisite feet
>>
>>218327858
25th Century Admiral Nog
>>
>>218328188
Yeah, she doesn't get as much love as Dukat/Winn/Weyoun but she does a great job portraying someone who views everyone but Odo with utter contempt. I would even go so far as to say she has the best performance of all the "higher beings who treat the protags like bugs" despite ironically being lower on the power scale than most.
>>
We're all going to miss Kurtzman. You're going to look back and say "We didn't know how good we had it"
>>
I like how Bareil's gradual, agonizing death shares an episode with Jake and Nog's wacky teen sitcom B-plot.
>>
Alex Kurtzma: the new Berman
>>
File: kurtzman out.png (961 KB, 1296x1732)
961 KB
961 KB PNG
Press release just dropped.
Kurtzman is out. A successor has been named.
>>
>>218328221
It’s like humans but reverse….
>>
>its Star Trek’s first detransitioner cast member
>>
>>218328688
Ellison isn't about to give up one of the Chosen People. He might let one of Epstein's kids make a show though.
>>
>>218329428
Imagine if we got Star Trek presented by the Daily Wire. Yeesh
>>
>>218329473
Wouldn’t be any worse than what is happening now
>>
>>218329428
>Ellison isn't about to give up one of the Chosen People
This is true.
>>
>>218329522
>Same shitty cast and writers
>But now they fight for Bajoran sovereignty
>>
File: HBcy1cHWcAAJ_Nj.jpg (40 KB, 720x607)
40 KB
40 KB JPG
Why do they call her "Crusher" anyways?
>>
>>218329734
>Bones
>Crusher
>Pulaski
>Basher
I wouldn't trust these doctors with my life
>>
>>218329734
The doctors are supposed to have scary-sounding names.
>Bones
>Crusher
>Basher
>Pox
>>
File: 1770158094880511.jpg (149 KB, 570x753)
149 KB
149 KB JPG
>>218329734
>>
>>218329774
Nominative determinism basically mandates iatrogenics.
>>
File: lolmy16o3img1.jpg (72 KB, 572x800)
72 KB
72 KB JPG
>>218326978
>>
File: gimmies out out OUT.jpg (198 KB, 700x540)
198 KB
198 KB JPG
>>218327408
I'd like people to think I'm a ghost. I'd like to think of myself as a gimmie. But, really. Myself and everybody knows I'm a dim.
>>
>>218328272
>No, he was passed out drunk and Worf found him and brought him to the infirmary. He woke up hungover and lobotomized.
Maybe there was something to the prejudice against genetically augmented people...
>>
File: a STC LOW.jpg (393 KB, 1200x1402)
393 KB
393 KB JPG
"Lower Decks! Lower Decks!"

The scrappy underdog of Trek that won hearts and minds.
>>
>>218330415
I never understood the target audience for this slop. It’s written like zoomerslop, but requires encyclopedic knowledge of Star Trek a zoomer is unlikely to have.
I guess the answer is fat infantile millennials.
>>
File: hoshi_nips.jpg (162 KB, 1547x1423)
162 KB
162 KB JPG
just watching the Beauty & The Beast episode.
Hoshi in the blue dress, nipples protruding. Crableg head alien man being a telepathic creep.
Not a bad 'sode
>>
>>218330525
the only hoshi episode, really, and it's basically a troi ep
>>
>>218330458
It's Gen Xers, it's all 50 year olds that love TNG the most back in the day & thought DS9 was too much to follow.
>>
File: cr94i2Zi71tch951o.jpg (297 KB, 1258x994)
297 KB
297 KB JPG
>>
>>218331149
Gay ass haircut
>>
File: ktox149iztge1.jpg (48 KB, 720x720)
48 KB
48 KB JPG
>>218331308
>>
>>218331322
id watch the fuck out of bottom right
>>
File: 6854312.jpg (44 KB, 640x480)
44 KB
44 KB JPG
There are no hot chicks in Star Trek, at best they're mid.
>>
>>218331349
Hotness isn't just physical, it's situational. Dr. Crusher in her prime would be 7/10 on her own, but in the scenario of a senior officer forcing her subordinates to submit to unusual orders it takes on extra points. It's how a cashier that smiles at you can be hotter than a model.
>>
>>218331322
reminder that Data could have been doing shit like this every day
>>
>>218331759
Holo gooning means that you can get situations like that incredibly easily with 10/10s. It removes the attraction of being attainable.
>>
>>218331853
it's not the same if it's a holodeck, any one could pay a hooker to blow them, it doesn't mean they stop fantasizing about the mildly attractive cashier just becoming overcome with lust and doing it for free
>>
>>218331759
>Dr. Crusher

No.
>>
File: 1.jpg (38 KB, 500x382)
38 KB
38 KB JPG
>>218331982
>red pussy hair
I'm afraid so.
>>
>>218331893
Depending on how well you can work the holodeck you'd be able to make it a deeply personal experience that doesn't have the pretext of paying the woman for her time that could simulate all of those feelings better than a hooker could. It's the kind of thing that would help lead to holo-addicts where it can act as a replacement for trying in the real world. Not everyone would reach that level of degeneracy but the cute cashier probably wouldn't have as many admirers.
>>
File: thecagehd2149.jpg (116 KB, 1440x1080)
116 KB
116 KB JPG
>>218327025
You're supposed to ignore it, like how they ignored the sweaters of The Cage and Where No Man Has Gone Before that have beige as a color instead of red.
>>
>>218330458
Have you considered suicide?

>>218330415
Noel is too cute
>>
>>218331349
watch TOS?
>>
>>218330525
>disgusting--nipples protruding--in her blue shirt before /tv/
>>
File: ds9 garak 128.png (1005 KB, 1912x1080)
1005 KB
1005 KB PNG
The Garak Show continues.
>>
>>218327721
is that Ron Howard’s brother?
>>
>>218329872
>and she was a good friend.
>>
File: IMG_0519.jpg (78 KB, 577x433)
78 KB
78 KB JPG
>>218330525
>>
>>218329872
You're dismissed.
>>
>>218329872
Conduct unbecoming
>>
>>218326951
so is white genocide canon in nutrek now?
>>
As of TNG and through most or all of DS9 the dominant power is the Romulan Star Empire, not the Federation. The Romulans (and Starfleet) both consistently act like they can win a 1v1, and it's only the Klingon alliance that stays their hand. They're also the only power to show any kind of persistent technical edge over Starfleet, always having a few technologies they don't and always lasting much longer than other advantages that disappear in a blink, like Dominion shield penetrating weapons or Breen EMP weapons.
>>
>>218332552
It can't be because they still have functional electricity and plumbing. It is notable that humans still have visually distinct races and aren't all a brown sludge.
>>
>>218332381
failed clone
>>
File: dax.gif (960 KB, 268x206)
960 KB
960 KB GIF
>>218331349
Both Dax were hot
Too bad Jadzia had a dumb haircut in most episodes
>>
File: 1762204497396701.png (236 KB, 1000x990)
236 KB
236 KB PNG
>>218323635
It's over.
>>
>>218330861
She had the one where she went schizo in the transporter but that was basically a Dr crusher episode.
>>
File: 1732652941403954.jpg (492 KB, 827x1221)
492 KB
492 KB JPG
>>218331322
>TNG runs from 1987
>tons of women with big 80s hair
>no male character has a mullet
DISAPPOINTED!
>>
>>218326737
This makes it sound like the Bajorans need to be swept up into internment camp
>>
>>218333099
There’s an extra that always walks the halls with one
>>
File: 1633510783442.jpg (74 KB, 700x700)
74 KB
74 KB JPG
>>218333115
Could have had skullet Picard, Jheri curl Geordi, skinhead Riker and afro Worf
>>
>>218332575
I do always find it amusing how the choice of a multiethnic cast, especially in the future (but also in like a rural medieval village or something) does in no uncertain terms mean that the communities have been maintaining strict policies against racemixing.
>>
>>218331322
>top right

https://youtu.be/x2KRpRMSu4g?is=V5m7G5IBh1K3B-0u
>>
>>218332063
>leave the multibillion dollar production company alone
>>
>>218332566
The Romulans should’ve blown up the enterprise because of their actions, Worf’s especially, during The Enemy.
>>
File: dhgmm9oeo6ff1.jpg (86 KB, 960x540)
86 KB
86 KB JPG
>>218333156
I'm not shitting on Paramount actually, though I could. The SNW uniforms are the least egregious thing about the show.
>>
File: 4234234.gif (1.5 MB, 480x265)
1.5 MB
1.5 MB GIF
>>218325497
Trooned the Jem' Hadar, too.
Fockin merchs!
>>
>>218333210
There are too many wrinkles in nutrek’s future
>>
If I had to pick one person to consider my arch enemy aboard the Enterprise it is, undoubtedly, Commander William Riker. No one abuses the holodeck more often or more creatively than Commander Riker. His rank grants him seven hours a week and Riker somehow manages to squeeze almost 20 visits out of that.

Commander Riker uses the holodeck for everything, from his darkest fantasies to the most ridiculously mundane task. One day he'll be oil wrestling with kangaroos on top of a giant mattress or making love to a duplicate of himself with huge breasts. The next day he'll show up in his bathrobe and use the holodeck to shower and shave himself. What makes me hate him is that Riker pays no attention to the rules about bodily fluids. He will use the holodeck just to go to the bathroom. He'll have a floating toilet made out of clouds and he'll lay the biggest and smelliest log I've seen this side of the neutral zone. Then he'll just walk right out like he's allowed to do that.
>>
File: 1761598849719683.jpg (116 KB, 1431x1080)
116 KB
116 KB JPG
>>
>>218332063
They used up all the beige shirts and had to move onto the reds.
>>
File: ds9 garak 124.png (915 KB, 1900x1080)
915 KB
915 KB PNG
>>
>>218333618
>It's a Bashir experiments with homosexuality but feels bad about it afterwards so he mind wipes Garak every Friday night for two months episode
>>
File: 432423.webm (2.84 MB, 674x500)
2.84 MB
2.84 MB WEBM
>>218333525
>>
File: ds9 garak 131.png (995 KB, 1904x1080)
995 KB
995 KB PNG
>>218333644
Bravo, Anon! Bra-vo!
>>
File: the-perfect-mate-hd-224.jpg (358 KB, 1436x1080)
358 KB
358 KB JPG
>>218331349
>There are no hot chicks in Star Trek
And Dexter said: YOU ARE STOOPID, YOU ARE STOOPID, AND YOU ARE STOOPID
>>
File: IMG_0193.jpg (165 KB, 1200x901)
165 KB
165 KB JPG
>>
File: 1763295716670666.jpg (415 KB, 1140x1058)
415 KB
415 KB JPG
>>218334157
>>
>>218334157
>>218334225
Ideal work environment.
>>
File: HerculesTheNextJourneys.jpg (664 KB, 1200x901)
664 KB
664 KB JPG
>>218334157
>>
>>218334332
Hercules would be Worf's choice. Riker would watch Magnum.
>>
>>218334598
I'll update their personnel files right away, sir.
>>
>>218325077
Never cared for that character. He's like the JD Vance of TNG.
>>
>>218330043
I'll take the Captain Kirk mask, painted white, of course.
>>
>>218333099
that’s not a mullet anon
>>
>>218326951
Alright, maybe it's the lightning, I wouldn't know as I refuse to watch the show, but what department does 'construction worker orange' signify?
>>
>>218334705
Safety.
>>
the enterprise was not lost. worf was a coward who wanted to blow up the ship and run away
>>
File: blaze_of_glory.jpg (77 KB, 1200x768)
77 KB
77 KB JPG
>Your hero's a Negro captain. The head of a space station, for Christ's sake
>>
why did they make odo play the racist, what did they mean by this
>>
File: 1759467637273676.jpg (863 KB, 2706x2121)
863 KB
863 KB JPG
>>218335092
Sisko's mind was just being true to his friends.
>>
>>218335092
Star Trek teaches us to ALWAYS treat people other races as composites of their racial stereotypes upon encounter, and that the onus is on them to prove us wrong. Odo is just being true to the pro-racism roots of the series, that’s all. It’s an honorable role to have.
>>
File: 1620366746637.jpg (21 KB, 468x401)
21 KB
21 KB JPG
>>218334957
Us all, irrevocably
>>
>>218335160
>Star Trek teaches us to ALWAYS treat people other races as composites of their racial stereotypes upon encounter, and that the onus is on them to prove us wrong.
You're not wrong lmao
>>
>>218330043
>Dat Klingon mask
AYOOOOOO
>>
>>218335474
Star Trek was always racist.
>>
File: akoocheemoya.jpg (23 KB, 636x480)
23 KB
23 KB JPG
>I pray on this day to speak to my father... the one the wind called, "Kirok"
>>
Michael legit says this every 2 years it’s fucking sad at this point.
>>
File: Oh Thank God.jpg (78 KB, 1500x809)
78 KB
78 KB JPG
>>218332994
>>
File: images.jpg (55 KB, 626x484)
55 KB
55 KB JPG
>Ladies love me, girls adore me
>I mean even the ones who never saw me
>Like the way that I rhyme at a show
>The reason why, man, I don't know
>>
>>218335952
>It takes two to make a thing go right
>It takes two to make it outta sight
>Hit it!
>>
>>218330458
You're correct. They're the bronies of Star Trek.
>>
Is there a star trek park thingy,
Where they built a replice of TNG bridge I can visit
>>
>>218330415
Wait if I go on one of these and I'm the only man in decent shape there can I nail Nicole De Boer?
>>
>>218336084
There are tons of people (aka NERDS) that make bridge replicas of every ship that you can rent.
>>
File: new_leader.png (2 MB, 1330x1381)
2 MB
2 MB PNG
dysgenic looking freak
when he showed up I assumed it was some sort of a jem'hadar and cardassian mutant hybrid
>>
>>218333210
>Nichelle Nichols was one of the most beautiful women in the world, destroyed racism by giving a million nerds boners
>cast bald mid black chick as her character
At least 09 got Zoe Saldana being hot correct.
>>
File: 113-battle-lines-240.jpg (41 KB, 700x540)
41 KB
41 KB JPG
>Jonathan Banks was in DS9
Huh
I guess I shouldn't be surprised, really
>>
>>218336572
He's one of those actors that has been working steady in minor roles for decades. You don't recognize him until after a major breakout hit, then he's all over the place when you rewatch old shows.
>>
>>218336320
Why do people still hire ugly women to be on TV when Ozempic showed the body positive movement was a huge fucking lie?
>>
>>218336624
Because men feeling good is literally racism.
>>
File: 1769538639208125.png (411 KB, 641x680)
411 KB
411 KB PNG
>>218336657
Like there is a difference between hiring 7 of 9 and T&A to boost your shows ratings and then sleeping with the showrunner ao you become the main character vs hiring a bunch of ugly women on purpose.

How come they never hire really ugly men? Uhura is bald now but Spock is still attractive? I thought all women were bisexual and eat hot chip now. What gives?
>>
>>218336742
>Spock is still attractive
oh okay so you just don't know what an ugly man looks like
>>
>>218336742
Haven't you seen Starfleet Academy?
>ugly and fat women surrounded by hunks
>every other episode about feelings
>nothing ever makes any sense
They've made a clear pivot to target a female audience
>>
File: medicinemankirk.jpg (23 KB, 425x319)
23 KB
23 KB JPG
tfw you steal an injuns wife.
>>
>>218336771
New Spock is a 7/10 compared to some of the women they have now. As an ulgy woman myself seeing other ugly women doesn't make me feel better about me. TV used to be an escape or a heightened reality.
>>
>>218336909
women being ugly doesn't make an ugly man not ugly. what in the actual fuck are you talking about
>>
like, Zachary Quinto literally looks like a fucking goblin lol
>>
Women wet themselves over Benedict Cumberbatch, it's no use trying to make sense over who they consider attractive.
>>
so humiliating
>>
>>218336941
DS9 had a good balance of attractive men and attractive women. The new shows cast weirdly ugly women and generally good looking men.
>>
>>218336978
women can easily be attracted to aesthetically ugly men. there's more factors to it.

>>218337004
New Spock is not "generally good looking" though I don't know why you keep saying this. he's gross to mid at best.
>>
sexiest men in star trek:
1. Jeffrey Combs
2. Patrick Stewart
3. Leonard Nimoy
4. the giant
5. Michael Dorn
>>
File: cyclone.webm (865 KB, 720x486)
865 KB
865 KB WEBM
>>218337042
de most de most sexy maaaaaan
>>
>>218337025
He is better looking than the women is what I am saying. Is he fucking Marlon Brando in Streetcar? No, but he isn't repulsive to look at like Tig Notaro or Tawny Newsome.
>>
>>218337075
>No, but he isn't repulsive to look at
he literally is tho.
>>
File: TR_MP52.jpg (292 KB, 1280x692)
292 KB
292 KB JPG
>>218336257
>Cam on Cohagen, geev deez peepul AYUH!
>>
Sexiest ladies in Star Trek
1. USS Enterprise refit
2. USS Excelsior
3. USS Enterprise E
4. USS Enterprise D
5. Diana Mulduar
>>
>>218337082
Then everyone in New Star Trek is the same levels of ugly. Forget this whole conversation.
>>
File: proxy-image[1].jpg (369 KB, 1920x1080)
369 KB
369 KB JPG
Spock is hands down one of the ugliest people in this picture. i get the case you're trying to make but it kind of falls flat when you picked such a retarded example and revealed your judgement of aesthetics is fucked up to begin with
>>
>>218337117
I dont know who any of the other characters even are because I don't watch this shit. He's better looking than the guy in the middle.
>>
>>218336793
Women got oneshotted by social media and shortform video. They're not even watching the products that were made from the ground up just for them. And that statement applies tenfold for video games.
>>
>>218337117
Spock looks like his parents came over from the UAE once they had enough money to.
>>
>>218325388
IN THIS GENERAL WE RESPECT KAHLEES, CLONE OR OTHERWISE.
>>
>>218337136
Why are you telling me that, it makes no difference to what I said, they're clearly targeting women, whether they're succeeding or not doesn't change that.
>>
>>218335887
Is he senile? He already came back as Worf...
>>
they wanna kill dukat for the crime of slaying too much pussy
>>
File: 1662073111119848.webm (2.48 MB, 960x540)
2.48 MB
2.48 MB WEBM
>>218337172
>>
>>218337490
>What's the crime?! Eating a meal? A succulent hasperat meal?!
>>
What a slog this is, people like this episode?
>>
File: GG0KiB3XgAAsGDW.png (714 KB, 679x680)
714 KB
714 KB PNG
Season 2 locked in.

I don't want to sound like one of those "conspiracy theorists", but when you have a corporation producing something that has to cost ungodly amounts of money for seemingly no audience / return on investment, I don't know what to call it except for a very wealthy and powerful person working in the shadows.
>>
>>218337681
It's been perplexing for nearly a decade now.
>>
>>218337681
I actually found fans for it on tumblr
>>
>>218337765
>tumblr
>people
>>
>>218337681
the only reason anyone is making anything anymore is to avoid taxes and print money via creative accounting.
>>
File: 1769463932583750.jpg (42 KB, 457x741)
42 KB
42 KB JPG
>21%—roughly 43 million people—possess low English literacy skills. Over half of U.S. adults (54%) read below a 6th-grade level, and 20% are below a 5th-grade level.
How does this affect Star Trek?
>>
>>218337765
i thought tumblr was dead
>>
>>218337854
Its just as alive as this place. Make of that what you will.
>>
>>218337853
It’s a tv show
>>
>>218337874
You are for sure in the 54%.
>>
>>218337681
Modern Hollywood is just extremely expensive adult daycare for the trust fund kids of producers and executives. While double-dipping as "creative accounting" and tax write-offs for same.
The audience doesn't factor into their decision process anymore.
>>
>>218337955
>Current wealth inequality in the United States has reached extreme levels comparable to pre-revolutionary France
What a time to be alive!
>>
>>218337853
It was >13% 10 years ago, I remember looking into it for something else back then. The increase in illiteracy rates is startling.
>>
>>218338105
Is this not maybe a uh... demographic issue
>>
>>218338105
Do you think they are making shows dumber to reflect these statistics?
>>
>>218338150
no, it's on purpose. teachers aren't allowed to fail students anymore.
>>
>>218338150
>>218338168
It can be both at the same time, and is.
>>218338151
100%
>>
>>218338151
More like they can't find the right people to make it
>>
>>218338151
other way around, they only hire the successful first generation of their operations
>>
>>218338220
>other way around
So shows aren't getting dumber?
>>
>>218338253
shows are getting dumber to cause those statistics
>>
>>218338253
The causality is the other way around, they're not making them dumber to reflect the audience, the people making them are getting dumber themselves
>>
File: obrien-babel-ds9.jpg (25 KB, 750x375)
25 KB
25 KB JPG
Why do people like O'Brien? Isn't he just kind of a cranky abrasive asshole?
>>
>>218338469
Yes. Those are very human and relatable traits to have.
>>
>>218338495
Yeah I can dig it and if he had any charm at all I'd agree but I just don't find him likable.
>>
>>218338469
he's just a regular guy who happens to work on a star ship/space station. does his shitty 9-5, argues with his wife, has stupid middle-aged man hobbies. he's the self-insert for people who're a bit more functional than barclay.
>>
>>218338540
What the fuck is likeable? Just because you like a character that doesn't automatically make them well written. People like Dukat and that guy on paper is a narcissistic asshole.

Seriously what does likeable mean? I'm not trolling, I hear this word all the fucking time and I don't understand it.
>>
>>218338586
it means me and not you
>>
>>218338586
Likable means having a personal demeanor and qualities that make me like someone. Just curious, are you autistic?
>>
>>218338616
No, I was always taught that characters needed agency rather than positive qualities. At no point was I ever taught that this character is likeable so that makes them good.
>>
>>218338586
on paper alcohol is straight poison that destroys your organs so how the fuck is it that people can like it?

this is how fucking stupid you sound.
>>
>>218338469
he's the most normal guy on the entire show
>>
>>218338586
Dukat btw has swagger and a serpent-like charisma, making him likable (even though he's an asshole). O'Brien just strikes me as a common douchebag.
>>
File: feces.jpg (38 KB, 416x417)
38 KB
38 KB JPG
I'm reopening the /trek/-files.
>>
>>218338469
stupid normalfag wouldn’t fuck his legal loli wife
>>
>>218338643
>on paper alcohol is straight poison that destroys your organs so how the fuck is it that people can like it?
This is actually a good question, and not everyone likes alcohol. It was outlawed in the US for a time.
>>
now that we're talking about O'Brien, how would (You) react to your wife reverting to her 12 year old self and she demanded sex?
>>
>>218338682
it's not a good question, it's a stupid question.
>>
>>218338690
I guess the point is that the term likeable seems so flippant and arbitrary to me that I dont understand how it became a qualifying benchmark for character writing.
>>
>>218338743
it's not a qualifying benchmark for character writing
>>
>>218338743
likeablea is a benchmark for bad character writing
>>
>>218338743
It can mean any number of different things and you are definitely autistic.
>>
>>218338760
pretty sure she's just trolling. she's said this exact same shit before and had people try to explain it to her and ignored all of it. she'll post the same exact shit again.
>>
Who are some unlikeable Star Trek characters?
>>
>>218338846
Worf
>>
>>218338846
Alexander
>>
>>218338855
Okay. How could they have made Worf more likeable?
>>
>>218338846
wesley
that whiny betazoid dickhead from tinman
neelix
dax (all of them)
moogie
>>
>>218338866
make him stop being a fucking man child at some point
>>
>>218338846
O'Brien. Also Keiko.
>>
>>218338855
Dogshit opinion.
>>
>>218338846
>>
Do likeable characters have flaws? Why are some character flaws okay, but others aren't?
>>
>>218338956
>Do likeable characters have flaws?
yes
>Why are some character flaws okay, but others aren't?
rule of cool
>>
>>218327858
I saw him out in public a few months ago, he looked like shit
>>
>>218338956
the only possible unlikeable character flaws come from the viewer with the greatest of all human flaws, autism.
>>
>>218339069
malignant narcissism is the greatest human flaw, autism is just sad.
>>
>>218339253
but that can be kino
>>
>>218339282
Turn on the news then.
>>
>>218339282
>but that can be kino
only if you're one of them. everyone else hates you.
>>
>>218339346
it is kino to watch someone be hated and to hate someone
>>
File: Android Aura Farming.gif (786 KB, 357x256)
786 KB
786 KB GIF
>>218338956
One of Data's flaws is that he acts in self interest. Which is likable because it shows he's a person and not a machine following programming.
>>
>>218339363
it's only kino when they get what they deserve in real life, like Amber Heard. it's not kino in fiction.
>>
>>218339369
He literally never does that though.
>>
>>218339394
absolutely incorrect
>>
>>218338846
The female Caretaker
>>
>>218339369
> he's a person and not a machine following programming.
Consider he was programmed to become human by Soong, and realize every single extra curricular activity is directly connected to that direction (corroborated by Data directly when he tells people his reason for doing something).
If he had free will he’d do things he finds interesting, regardless if it brings him closer to human.
>>
File: 1767476951955747.gif (2.64 MB, 480x360)
2.64 MB
2.64 MB GIF
>>218339402
>Contacts the loli in Pen Pals without Picard's permission, because he was curious
>Saves the robot from being destroyed because he believes it's alive (no proof)
>Builds an entire living android in secret and makes her Picard's problem
I'm sure there are other examples.
>>
>>218339604
Those last 2 are part of becoming human (affirming his sentience via dumb robot drill, reproducing)
>>
File: IMG_9398.jpg (2.06 MB, 4032x3024)
2.06 MB
2.06 MB JPG
How close did Melinda want them?
>>
I can't decide if The Big Goodbye is an essential episode or not. It sucks but on the other hand I think it introduces Dixon Hill
>>
File: khan trekpu.jpg (319 KB, 1200x600)
319 KB
319 KB JPG
no skipping ever. not even shades of grey the 20th time through
>>
>>218338469
So am I.
>>
>>218338846
Worf, he's too whiny and bitter and his life revolves around an identity crisis that is never resolved
>>
so much of ds9 seasons 6 and 7 sucks dick, it's a tragic fall-off
>>
>>218340028
>the only location shoot of Season 2
It's very apparent. Season 2 got fucked by the writer's strike and budget cuts, it looks cheaper in many ways even compared to Season 1
>>
File: Dukat Satan.jpg (38 KB, 480x368)
38 KB
38 KB JPG
>>218340270
>ATTENTION BAJORAN DAMNED!
>>
>>218340345
Season 1 looks more expensive than any other seasons
>>
>>218340362
>KOSST
>AMOJAN
>>
That Time I got Reincarnated as Gul Dukat during the Occupation of Bajor
>>
gul dukat was a great man
>>
Dukat did nothing wrong
>>
DS9s last few seasons are fantastic with the single exception of making the farengi woke
>>
File: Regular old Dukat.jpg (90 KB, 692x530)
90 KB
90 KB JPG
Plain, simple, Dukat.
>>
does Bashir top, or does O'Brien?
>>
the truth is if dukat didnt seduce kira meru she would have been passed around like a cheap bottle of kanar and ended up hooked on chemicals passed out on the promenade. and neris would have starved to death
>>
When Kira uses the orb of time to see Dukat cuckold her dad there was like a 90% chance she could’ve been spawn killed by two guys trying to steal a bowl of soup. Imagine the look on the prophets’ faces
>>
>>218340513
traditionally players take turns when playing darts and score is recorded side by side. there is no top or bottom.
>>
today is a good day to SLAY
>>
>>218340611
would
>>
>>218340270
season six is my favorite season......
>>
>>218340513
Odo tops.
>>
make new
now.
>>
>>218340716
we got a while yet, board/site is dead
>>
File: Dukat judging you.jpg (30 KB, 400x400)
30 KB
30 KB JPG
>>218339604
>Unsneedonically referring to a little girl as a loli
>>
These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise
Its continuing mission, to visit well-known worlds
To seek out diplomatic missions and engineering problems
To boldly go (at warp 5) where many people have gone before
>>
>>218340885
>To boldly go (at warp 5)
It's okay, they solve that plot point off-screen (it's why Voyager has the nacelles that move), and before that they're just given special permission to go above warp 5 in most episodes.
>>
>>218340885
And occasionally encounter new forms of life or anomalies by accident.
>>
File: trekpuposts.jpg (78 KB, 1200x862)
78 KB
78 KB JPG
i made the new
>>218340987
>>218340987
>>218340987
>>
>>218340063
I don't remember it being that bad. But is it really essential to introduce Dixon Hill? It's relevant in First Contact, but you're used to the holodeck by then.



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.