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>>218373959In another timeline he could've played Dunk.
>>218373828Slimy fish fins typed that.
Dunk didnt wear an arming cap under his helmet, it was major plothole
>>218373959War would be avoided if Ned just killed Cersei and her children AND then started to explain why he did it
>>218374059>yeah I killed the entire royal bloodline because they were too blond
Why didn't he do it?
>>218370644He regrets not leaving her alive in Black Walder's rape dungeon. Or not bringing her back as a HOT revenge zombie.
>>218374108Bobby B would have 100% believed him
>>218374032Relation between Nettles and Daemon (either romantic or familial) would make Rhaenyra look bad because of her reaction and that's a big no no for authors.
SWORD!
>>218373959TAOOBA!
>>218374119It’s coming, don’t worry! In the next 5 years
>>218374033You know i'm right. Tywin is a retard with poor impulse control and he started a war.
Ahem.FUCK the blacks and FUCK blackwood
>>218374136He was the perfect angry retard. Why did they even replace him with that soi bodybuilder?
Sam is so fucking awful he's supposed to be self insert for obese incels who read books during breaks in school because they had no one to play with but he's so pathetic even pathetic incel chud like myself hates him, they need to release Samless cutI fucking hate GRR called him the same name as my GOAT Sam from LotR
>>218373828Lmao got him.Lannisters in shambles.
>>218374168>tfw you've destroyed your family
Choose a room, and choose it wisely
So in Wight hunt before they run smack into the night king’s army, it’s like a patrol they ambush?
>>218374241Room 6.
>>218374241If only it were 6’3 book Mel. I’d gladly give her my seed so she can kill ne with her shadow fetuses.Room 6
>>218373773just need a proof that she's a woman
>>218368722>Problem is womenNo, it's Hoster. And a woman whose life Hoster had destroyed and then expected her to be a docile loyal wife to a decrepit old fuck with a weak sperm.
>>218374345maybe she shouldn't have raped littlefinger, then her marriage prospects would be much better and no abortion
>>218374241Where the fuck is Catelyn? I dun wan those harlots, only my toxic angry MILF.
>>218374176Do you think the storming of the dragon pit in HotD will also have a scene where the people if KL shout "Kill the Blacks!" and pogrom all the negros? Because they must be gone by GoT days.>>218374241Any room really. But rather someone young then a hag like Cercei.
>>218373959spent a few weeks filming on location with him. never spoke to him but wasn't far away for some scenes/days.was fairly easy going, had a sense of humour and was chatting with Randall Tarly between takes.
>>218374241For me? It's Kinvara
>>218374241Having sex with the woman you want to is unironically gay, we roll for waifus here
>>218373773There isn't a set age. Just as soon as puberty hits, which can be from anywhere between ages 8 and 13.
>>218374384Were you an extra or crew?
>>218374241All rooms one by one
>>218374259I legitimately do not remember anything about the Wight Hunt itself beyond some scenes at the wall, Jorah's class change from warrior into a dual dagger-wielding rogue, and the Dany's retarded ass teleporting and getting buttfucked by the Night King's static jpeg ice spear.
>>218374384Did anyone object to Lannisters being portrayed as weak fucks who get mowed down like nothing by horseniggers?
>>218374241room 8 - I'm tempted by kaleesi and by the red witch and by cersei and the rest
>>218374377Making her infertile certainly wasn't the way to go about it.
>>218374241Roll. I leave my fate to the Seven
>>218374433Room 8 is the coward's choice.
>>218374427Not him but I doubt it. Lannister soldiers have been portrayed as comical retards that border on being Joker henchmen since S2.
>>218374136One of the mexico countries needs to license their own low-budget telenovela adaptation of ASOIAF. I guarentee it would be kino, and the ending will be a million times better than anything the fat man or DnD can come up with.
>>218374445correction action would be take away child after it's born. Although this would fuck her up but not as badly
>>218374446BASED! I would’ve also accepted 9.
>>218374168>Tywin is a retardTywin managed his position pretty good, his real weakness was him being a poor father
>>218374457Fair enough, although that does make you wonder how exactly they were able to wage war with all of Westeros for years and BTFO Highgarden not even a weak prior to that battle.
>>218374411extra>>218374427yeah we weren't too happy about it, us being lannistersalso, there were about 200 lannister soldiers, 30-50 taryls, and only maybe a dozen or so dothraki that came in the second or third week.there were so few dothraki that we had to fight them 3-4 of us on one of them, and we couldn't kill them. it was a bit lame for that, guess they didn't have enough time to do makeup and hair on more, or hadn't brought enough costumes with them. dunno.there were 50 dothraki horsemen though, but all played by stunt riders, and then main dothraki actors like kaleesi's pals.the horse charge was real, they stopped about 5 yards in front of our ranks, so we just had to hold it and trust in the riders.when you see them burst through the lines, that's a setup just with stuntmen lannisters of which there were 12-20.
>>218374168Joffrey did not him, Tywin just tried to capitalize on it and would have succeeded if Tyrion hadn't shot him on the loo
>>218374379>CatelynI unironically would cum buckets inside her. It was a missed opportunity to cast Deauxma to play Catelyn in the XXX GoT parody
>>218374448haha, so be it, then room 3 and come what may
Where are we hosting the /got/ meetup?
In couple years they'll use AI to race swap the velaryons and HOTD will finally be watchable
>>218374478Just pass it off as Edmure's bastard, who gives a shit. It's not like Jon Arryn was eager to get married or wouldn't recognise that she wasn't a virgin.
>>218374515Now that's a choice that puts some hair on your chest. Good job anon.
>>218374523Highgarden. Great wine and femboys for all!
>>218374500>there were about 200 lannister soldiers, 30-50 tarylsdid they have enough armor/weapons for everyone?
>>218374118Gwin is checking dunk out.
>>218374523no way jorah's bum ass home is that big in canon
>>218374457>>218374495we were shown a 3d animation of all the scenes from the episodes/battle before we filmed it, so we knew roughly what was going to happen.but even so, after weeks of being together just as lannisters/tarlys, we felt invincible and quite a strong bond/pride as lannisters.was some lannister/Tarly jibing day to day but all in fun.the dothraki extras that came later had previously filmed the year before, so some had a chip on their shoulders, some were alright though.didn't feel good to have to lose, ans then be prisoners afterwards.
>>218374545book-accurate remake of this scene when
>>218374241Rolling
>>218374523New Barrel, where else?
>>218374545Seconded.>>218374552It is but it's mostly mountain and forest. Unusable land basically.
>>218374579>mountain and forest>unusable land
>>218374554Were any of you on set when they were shooting King's Landing battle for season 8?
>>218374523Honeyholt.
>>218374546yeah plenty. about 250 of us every day, all filmed on location in a nature reserve, so what you see is what it looked like. only the mountains on the horizon were fake.we were uniformed at the start of each day pre-dawn, busses about 10 minutes into the nature reserve, then there they had some big tents where we were briefed, then given shields/spears/swords/bows outside. most had either a spear or shield, some with both. not many with a sword, and about 20 with bows - the group you see fire in a square formation at the dragon.a lot of unfiroms used on dummies for dead bodies on the battlefield, and some really big pikes/long spears used as battlefield decoration.later on when we were given more free reign on the battlefield, some of us - like me, picked up the very long spears and used them hahamaybe you can see that in 4k on a big screen, it's pretty far in the background at those times
>>218374523How the fuck were those shitty islands ever able to control Riverlands? Seagard fucking sold HARD.
>OH N-
>>218374606THE HIVE REMEMBERS
>>218374599no, just a couple of episodes in 7, where the dothrakis first attack the lannisters - grain train ambush, and where the tarlys were executed by dragon breath.
>>218374596Yeah the woods are crawling with bears and the tree roots go too deep to ever cultivate the land and the mountains are barren rock that maybe once had some iron in it.
So what happened to the lordships that would've been within Brandon's Gift and the New Gift when they were given to the Night's Watch lol
>>218374623Dex bros... How will we ever recover?
>>218374495Yeah, I generally hated how the War of the Five Kings was portrayed outside of the scenes depicting strategem, I.E. people talking.Blackwater is like the highest rated episode of the series and it's absolutely embarrassing and makes no sense in its own right, let alone compared to its source counterpart.>mfw Tywin riding onto the MUDDY beaches of the MUD GATE with cavalryBravo, Dabid. I get that you spent all your budget on the wildfire explosion, but did you have to cut out the King's Gate siege entirely? Like not even mention it, or make it a plot point? I don't even like Stannis, but this whole subplot portrayed him as a retard.
apparently the actor that plays ser eustace was in the shitty witcher show as well
>>218374612props where from aluminum and wood or other materials too?
>>218374717>stannis is the first to climb the ladder like he's a hotheaded gloryhound brainlet like robbert
>>218374500>the horse charge was real, they stopped about 5 yards in front of our ranks, so we just had to hold it and trust in the riders.What was that like?One reads that irl a charge of cavalry would break people by the psychological force of it. But there's not a lot of opportunity to see/experience something like that nowadays ofc.
>>218374491>Tywin managed his position pretty good,So good that everyone in that inn were eager to persecute his son for a made-up offense. Literally got told that Lannister honor and Lannister word don't mean anything. Turns out being a backstabbing genocidal fuck and laying waste to a city that has yielded does not endear you to the population.
>>218374523Craster's Keep, it already has OP's mama.
>>218374730mostly wood, the spears had some weight to them, but with semi-rigid plastic/rubber spear-tips.the long spears/pikes were 12 foot long and fairly heavythe shields were pretty heavy, so you had to get used to holding them up. they had pointed bottoms so you could make a shield wall. they were wood and could take a beating.helmets were metal, so pretty heavy.the bows worked but were weak, shot arrows maybe 20-30 feet at most
Sarah Hess took this from you
>>218374854what am I supposed to be looking at?
>>218374877
>>218374717>Blackwater is like the highest rated episode of the series and it's absolutely embarrassing and makes no sense>Biggest Battle of the War>Literally no one in the show wears a fucking helmet I get that actors want their faces to be seen, but would it kill them to wear a helmet just for 1 fucking episode since its an actual battle? The only person who wore a helmet was Tyrion. We never got to see Hound use his cool helmet again and fucking Stannis is leading the charge without one
>>218374108Jaime and Tyrion are hardly blond at all in the show
>>218374765it was pretty cool honestly, 50 horses coming down the hill at us, and us all in a shield wall/spears in between, archers behind. the noise of them coming down, the hooves on the earth, and the dothraki/stunt riders all yelping and waving their weapons.they did a couple of sort of warm up runs first, so they came a bit slower to reach their 5 yard mark, then after that they came down fast and then would stop fairly quickly. no danger of them colliding with us.think we just trusted the riders, they were a special horse stunt team, a lot of riders from England that had worked on quite a few big films with horse battles etc.was cool to experience though.we watched them charge through the stuntman lines afterwards from the side.later on there were some horses coming through but fairly slowly during the skirmish where everyone's fighting everyone, so they were passing through behind us - but only a couple.Jaime lannister and the other leaders were on horses behind us for several weeks, shouting the commands you hear.>SPEARS AND SHIELDSand "Hold the line!"was pretty cool, as we felt a connection with our commanders thenit was 6 weeks overall, 3 or 3 and a half weeks of battle filming. one week of formation marching, couple of weeks of training at the start
>>218374854What an ugly, inbred cunt.
>>218374951turn your monitor on
For me, it's house Reed.
>>218374547who wouldn't
>>218374915thanks god for dunk and everyone wearing helmet
>>218374502Tywin started the active fighting and commited major war crimes even before Robert died. Oh sure, he covered his tracks...by sending out the most recognizable knight in the kingdom "incognito". He was lucky Robert died when he did. And it's a miracle anyone was ever willing to ally with him after seeing what he has wrought on Riverlands.>and would have succeeded if Tyrion hadn't shot himOberyn definitely poisoned the fuck out of him. Even if he didn't Daenerys would arrive and wreck his shit all the same.
>>218374962the maester fears the crannogman
Alternate reality where GOT is a good adaptation and Ian Glenn plays Jon Con instead of Jorah
>>218374944it was 12-13 hour days outside on location in December, so a bit cold at times.we'd arrive before dawn and be leaving just as the sun was setting, marching back up the hill in lines with our spears etc looked pretty cool.one dude snuck some pictures of that, I saw them and asked a dude to send them to me but he never did. so they might be lost to time now.weren't allowed phones or any personal items outside of wardrobe.it meant that we reverted to a medieval feeling, no tech or distractions, didn't usually know what time it was apart from the height of the sun. we rested and ate outside sitting on rocks in our kit the whole day. people hung out next to the little campfires to warm and dry their boots.quite a few little games were invented by soldier extras to pass the time between rehearsals/takes
Why are the children of the forest so pathetic? How did a literal race of magic midgets lose to a race of low iq barbarians?
>>218375089>quite a few little games were invented by soldier extras to pass the time between rehearsals/takesshould have provided you guys with medieval styled playing cards and dice
>>218374427Not him, but what pissed me off most about the battle was it felt like they were trying to portray the Lannisters as weak. Seeing Randyll Tarly take command and yell orders, made him and the lannisters look incredibly brave
Is it Dunk or Dunc?
>>218374427The "your people can't fight" line was a bit retarded considering the dragon did 90% of the work. It's like americans dropping a nuke on the japs and saying "lol you suck at melee combat"
>>218375142Dunk. As in Dunk the lunk.
>>218375142>It's not Al anymore!
>>218374717>Blackwater is like the highest rated episode of the series and it's absolutely embarrassing and makes no senseI thought it was fine, definitely more character-focused than hard strategy but it worked really well. The mood, the lighting, the music, even choreography was pretty engaging. Stannis fighting on the frontlines was weird but they had to give him something and there was no other character on his side to focus on after Davos went under.
>>218375140>Villain shows incredible bravery in the face of adversity and impossible odds>We are supposed to be rooting against him Hate this trope so much
>>218374717Blackwater was great to me, even as a bookfag.
>>218375140Aye, and they should've held the line logically with those big-ass spears >>218374851 is describing.
Yeah Blackwater was really good, Goldroad was pretty good. Battle of the Bastards and Long Night were both pretty terrible not sure which is worse
Cute and canon!
Reminder BR and EG are two sides of the same retarded OC donut steel coldsteel the andal fag shit.
speaking about Dothraki>season 1 Bobby B is afraid how if Dothraki invade Westeros most lords would hide inside castles while Dothraki ravage the land until Westeros surrenders>check history>knights are hard counters to Dothraki tactics>Mongols(who are superior to Dothraki in every way) were literally BTFO in Poland and Hungary by lords hoarding all the food and hiding inside the castles and knights sallying out of them to do hit and run until remains of Mongol army had to run on foot because they ate their horses
>>218374241I leave my fate in the hands of the gods
>>218375299unfunny reddit meme
I keep getting Targs and Lannisters mixed up because I hate them both equally.
>>218375121after a few weeks one guy brought a pack of cards tucked in his boot, only played them in the morning when waiting for set up for an hour or so.others came up with a game where they'd jab their spear end into the mud, make a hole, and the other guys would have to put their spears in the hole as fast as they could one after another.we did shot out with rocks one day.some others made a game of throwing water bottles into an empty dustbin - which turned into a team game involving cards after a while.
>>218375332your favorite characters are peak reddit + deviantart tier memes
>>218375347Euron is not my favorite character at all and you're only assuming so as a reply to my post because you're a "fandom" faggot who can only enjoy any piece of art by treating it like niggerball sports
>>218375403not reading all that yuron dickrider
>>218375140yeah, they did us lannisters wrong.i think they just wanted to show that no matter the army, a dragon makes it unfair.the situation was that we'd just fought at high garden and won, marcheed continously, so the back 1/3 of the army stops to rest while 2/3rds go on to King's landing.we were the doomed stragglers. maybe if we'd had the full 3/3rds we could have had a chance and shot down the dragon too.>>218375241the long spears/pikes would definitely have done the horsemen in, if we'd had enough of them. there were only a handful of those props though, you see them more on the battlefield and leaned up against wagons later on. a few of us took them without permission, the prop guys were generally suspicious.
>>218375241>they should've held the line logicallyThey did, the dragon punched a hole through their shield wall which the Dothraki rode through. It pisses me off how the Dothraki are hyped up to be unbeatable in open field yet light cavalry will always lose to a straight charge into a shield wall with spears. Without the Dragon, I unironically believe the Lannisters could have repelled the attack and survived
>>218374962I will not know peace until I can call Meera my wife.
>>218375311The only thing the Dothraki have in common with the Mongols is that they're a blob of people riding horses really. It's fair for Robert to assume the worst but the fact they lose to the unsullied proves they're a complete meme.
i'm fairly new to ASOIAF but as far as i understand it, the Lannisters are kind of treated as comic relief jokes and the author's punching bags in literally every point in history aside from the War of the Five Kings?
>>218375423Lannisters should have had knights not just infantry
>>218375461>trying to reason the tactical decisions of the showkek you already put way more thought into it on this post than they did with their 20 million dollar budget
>>218375140have to add, James Faulener who played randyl tarly was cool throughout the whole thing. always there, shouting commands, and when we'd lost and had the prisoners scene where we're all in a big square formation in front of kaleesi, he and dickon staryed among us for all the rehearsals etc for 3 days or so. he was making jokes and such.at the start of the fest day of filming the prisoners scene he stood out front and gave a speech to us soldiers>now you've all fought the good fight, we did our best, and that's what counts - but I still can't believe I lost to a mangy rescue dragonwas interesting watching him work, he adapted details to each take, so after quite a few of them he had incorporated a lot of small additions - think that might be why he stayed for the whole thing.. he was a classically trained actor, Royal Shakespeare company, 40 years of acting.he spoke to me on the last day, I went up to shake his hand, he said "I still enjoy it". he stopped for photos with us in the town after the party too, good guy all round.
>just realized season 1 was only 6 episodeswhat the FUCK
>>218375478don't know if it was implied they'd gone on ahead with the front 2/3rds, or whether they never had any at the siege of highgarden.but yeah, would have made a difference.the battle was labelled an ambush in the series.
Why did you fags hype Dunk up like he was some good fighter? Dude is clearly a bum.
>>218375463The Dothraki wouldn't even have the numbers game going for them if they invaded Westeros. The Dothraki had, at best, 60,000 riders? The Reach alone could muster an army of 100,000. All the great houses combined would muster and army of about 300,000 and change. They would've smashed the Dothraki into pieces.
>>218375570who hyped his combat ability up? Dunk's virtues are not combat related. he becomes a solid fighter later in life, though never reaching Barristan or Jaime tier, but early in life he pulls through on brute strength and dogged persistence rather than skill
>>218375463yeah it's funny because unsullied would be favorite target of Mongols. Dothraki are quite pathetic since all they know is charge at enemy until it works or they all die
>>218375617Dunk is a great brawler. If it comes down to fists and grappling he's pretty goated.
>>218375461did you make that? that's coolour line was only really two men deep with archers scattered behind, we were low on numbers due to the bulk of the army having gone out ahead. I think shield and spear walls normally have more men behind. but yeah we might have had a chance without the dragon.it sowed chaos, which is what the makers were trying to put across, according to their interviews.the directors on location were telling us the ideas of "chaos" once the dragon really wrecks our ranks, despite our discipline at holding against the charges.we were told to break ranks after the fires had done a lot, so you see men running in all directions.one tactic might have been to just go in close with dothraki and stick to them no matter what, so she couldn't safely use the dragon on us.
G(andal)f
>>218375652G(urm)f(at)
>>218373959Is that the guy from Beetlejuice?
>>218375649>so she couldn't safely use the dragon on us.as if mad queen Dany would be bothered roasting Dothraki
>>218375549>yfw S1 aired before Skyrim released
>I will open the last chapter I was working on and I’ll say, ‘Oh fuck, this is not very good.’ And I’ll go in and I’ll rewrite it. Or I’ll decide, ‘This Tyrion chapter is not coming along, let me write a Jon Snow chapter.’ If I’m not interrupted though, what happens — at least in the past — is sooner or later, I do get into it.
>>218374119he finished it in 2015 but his dog ate the manuscript
>>218375570>>218375617There FOUR FUCKING PAGES of hype
What was his problem?
>>218375821Varys
>>218375821inbred
>>218375821Bloodraven was warging into him.
>>218374241
grumkins and snarks
>>218374623Is that Corlys' hammer?
>>218374119he finished it and planned to release it after the last season of GOT but seeing the backlash agaisnt his story, he decided to throw David Benioff and Dan Weiss by claiming that GOT ending wasnt his (it was tho) and decided to not release it out of spite
>>218375175it was in poor taste. the dothrakis deserved absolute death.remember what jorah did to the first dothraki that attacked him? held the curved weapon against his armoured side and ran the savage through.a lot of lannisters/tarlys were armoured and wouldn't have been harmed by most attacks.
>>218375691true, she should have spotted me among the lannisters army, a spearman, landed her dragon nearby, picked me up and we could have flown off and lived far away.
>>218374119I already hallucinated Winds based on what D&D decided to put in season 5-6
>>218375311That scene was show-original right? It has to be, it reeks of D&D smugly patting themselves on the back, "look at us aren't we're great, we can write on par with Martin and even better!" kind of smartassery.
>>218375821Everyone was conspiring against him, but we the reader have limited information so wrongly think he was paranoid
>>218376135>That scene was show-original right?yes but it was good one. Gods writing was strong then, even D&D could write decent
>>218375549The fuck? It wasn't.
>>218373981Both are 6'5" so it doesn't matter. Dunk is 6'11 and its noticeable that he's not much taller then the rest of the cast
>>218375311>were literally BTFO in Poland and HungaryTo be fair. Mongols made 2 successeful invasions into Poland and Hungary and only third failed (since Mongols (Golden Horde) had war with other Mongols (Ilkhanate)).Bobby points out that if they will be forced to hide in castles lords and commonfolks would start switching to Viseris providing supplies for Dothraki army.
>>218373959>I VOLUNTEER TO DIE FOR NO REASONI hate post S4 GoT so much
>>218376191first were succesful because Poland and Hungary had underdeveloped stone castles and knightly class
>>218376243he wanted his father to be proud of him
Who would you cast as Corlys Velaryon in a hypothetical adaptation of Fire and Blood? For those that haven't read the book he's from the other Valyrian house that escaped the doom by going to westeros, but they don't have any dragons of their own. His whole deal is that he has many illegitimate sons that he doesn't pay welfare for
>>218376248at the time, germany, France and England had good castle networks, so might have defeated the mongols their first try
>>218376248Poland (and HRE) and Hungary knightly classes were obliterated in 2 battles. Mohi and Legnica.Something simmiliar happened in their second invasion (although in this one they also Rus principalities infantry auxilaries)
>>218376176Just ignore it, some guy has been making up random bullshit for over a month now.
>>218376297He wasn’t a fat puff like his brother. That alone would always have been enough.
>>218375461>yet light cavalry will always lose to a straight charge into a shield wall with spears.
>>218376686IF the line doesn't break, which it won't if it's a professional army
>>218376338>Poland and Hungary knightly classesthey didn't have almost any. Hungary invited knights after that because whatever they had were extremely useful
>>218376297His father was a fucking Targ loyalist the whole thing was one of the dumbest things in the series
>>218373959Billy Bones will make his comeback in the arya spinoff
>>218373959>Based Retard editionreporting
>>218376842The one true king.
>>218376842OUR FUCKING HERO
>>218376718He was…until the Targaryen heir brought hordes of Dothraki and unsullied to Westeros. That shit don’t fly
>>218376858that's part and parcel of living in a multicultural kingdom, chud.
>>218374119Don't worry, it's coming after the next 10 Dunk & Egg novellas!
>>218376842He bore the sword.
>george had to write a deviant art bullshit character to keep the true King from winning
>>218376709>IF the line doesn't break,That's a huge IF>which it won't if it's a professional armyLannister's infantryy, despite being well supplied were still feudal levy peasants. Mercenaries supposed to form backbone of the strong infantry army, but in Martin's world the only mercs trained in ranked combat are Golden Company for some reason, and Unsullied.>>218376716>they didn't have almost any.According to who? Just curious.
>>218374208Because he had to be one of the dwarves in The Hobbit
>>218376858And another Targaryen heir brought in wildlings one of which his son fucked lol. Tarly was a chud dad doomed to die.
>>218376191Yeah that part is conveniently left out. Bobby is scared of what happens when he retreats to his castle and the whole realm sees the fastest way to stop the dothraki rape of the country is just to go back to person the throne was usurped from less than a generation ago.
>>218376842My Sweet King
>>218376858How does just dying deliberately help anything?
>>218376934>The majority of the Hungarian forces consisted of light cavalry, who appeared 'oriental' to the Western observers. Yet this army had given up nomadic battle tactics and proved useless when facing the masters of this style of warfare. Hungarian tactics were a mix of eastern and western military traditions, as were the ineffective walls of clay bricks and palisades. Two elements of the Hungarian defense had proved effective, however: close combat with mass armored knights and stone fortifications
>>218376907His great-great-great-grandson will sit on the throne while Daeron's great-great-great-grandchlidren will be trapped on the Wall and in Vaes Dothrak.
>>218376842he was too good and honorable for this shit hole we call a country
>>218376884I wish the fatman would atleast do that. Write more Dunk & Egg. But he's such a lazy failure of an author that he can't even write self-contained novellas anymore.
>>218376907>>george had to write a deviant art bullshit character to keep the true King from winninghow the fuck is Bloodraven a deviant art bullshit character but DaemonB isn't
>>218376842
>>218377085>His great-great-great-grandson will sit on the throneLet's be real for a second, he's getting roasted, the only difference between him and the previous 5 blackfyre retards is he might actually get to sit on the throne briefly before getting raped by a real Targ.
>>218377055Who are you quoting?
>Men call me Beestar and I am of the honeyName a single line more iconic than this
>>218377105He is special one-eyes magical albino son of two gurm's favourite houses with special magic weirwood bow and powers to evade all consequences of his dishonorable actions that bangs the hottest woman in the world (his sister) and when he finally gets arrested he is sent to Wall with his private army and becomes immortal.Daemon B is a handsome chad that's a great warrior.
>>218374241anything but 1, 2, 3, 5, 6 and 7 please.or in other words, please 8, 9 or 4.
>>218377130>he's getting roastedSince gurm will never write the wow, fAegon remains victourious in my headcanon.Only question is if he marries Shirren or Sansa.
>>218377171>s that bangs the hottest woman in the worldAhem. Half of Westeros knights did it before him.
>>218373959Who was the cute Northern Irish actress who has apparently been cast for some unknown role in D&E S2?
>>218377195Cuckraven doesn't care as long as Bittersteel didn't.
>>218377194He'll marry that retard Arrianne and get some medium-bad pussy
>>218377142A History of Hungaryby Sugar, Peter F; Hanák, Péter; Frank, Tibor
>>218377217Arianne is for Darkstar (who was weaned on venom).
>>218377217Not bad
>>218377123fat fuck on the left, beautiful abs on the right.
>>218377217He gains nothing from marrying Arrianne when he's already supposed to be half Martell and should have their support without the marriage. He should marry someone whose loyalty he actually needs, Margaery makes the most sense once Tommen is dead.
>>218377105>daemon is just a handsome chad who’s good at swordfighting>bloodraven is a magical targ bastard, mixed with george’s favorite house blackwood, but he’s not just a targ, he’s a special albino targ with red eyes. But he’s also a warg, and the strongest greenseer, and immortal, he sees everything and shapeshifts, uses magic arrows, becomes lord commander and part if the eldritch hivemind of the old godsFucking pick a struggle
>>218377227Thank you>3,5 on goodreadsStill thank you
>>218377292the HBO adaptation has made people forget that asoiaf is supposed to be an anime
>>218375931Cersei would never fuck a cripple like Larys
>>218377289>He gains nothing from marrying Arrianne when he's already supposed to be half Martell and should have their support without the marriage.That's not how it works out.>He should marry someone whose loyalty he actually needs, Margaery makes the most sense once Tommen is dead.He needs Dorne support since he broke away from Varys plan of joinning forces with Dany and now only have Golden Company and few castles they captured in Stormlands.
>>218377292bloodraven stands out because he's just got too much shit going on. Its like George was playing with action figures. Its literally a kindergarden fight between boys>my dude has a magic sword>well mine has a shield that cant be cut>well my sword can cut trough anything>well my dude can tell the future, and go into the past, and he can shapeshift>well my dude...
>>218377194>>218377217He will marry Elia, that little shit bastard girl, Lady Lance. It will be pottery. He is (supposedly) Rhaegar son, and she is very similiar in personality to Lyanna, loving horses and is a jouster, wild... and makes trouble for Arianne all the time. Arianne will try to marry Aegon for Dornish alliance to be a Queen, but he will be more attracted to Elia instead. It will happen, Arianne is a total girlfailure and her arc is a humiliation ritual, it is very fitting for her to be cucked by her cousin.
>>218374241I don't remember half of these
you can very obviously tell who GRRM wants you to like or dislike as a character simply based on how their name soundsi don't know how to explain it or how to teach others to recognize but there's a very recognizable type of morpheme combinations that GRRM uses to concoct a name you're supposed to like, or supposed to dislikelike when you hear "wyman man.derly" you know GRRM wants you to like him, or at least respect him. when he names a guy "jack musgood" you know GRRM doesn't want you to give a fuck about himmaybe someone who understands language better can explain this but the pattern is blindingly obvious
>>218374241When roll posts enter the chat, its a bottom signal for /dunk/posting
name is literally demon blackfire
>>218374241room 3LET ME INLET ME IIIIIIIN
>>218377386there's not much to talk about, we don't even get the shitty dragon lesbian show for 3 months
>>218377350>Margaerylmao @ Margaery marrying another King, going from Renly to Joffrey to Tommen to Aegonthe bicycle of Westeros
>>218377123"Good diplomatic policy" translates to being a bitch to the Dornish.
>>218377123>turns out, it was the former
>>218377373>jon>jon>jon>greatjonmy fucking heroes
>>218377419That's half of why I like it, keep that "well she's been married 3 times already but I swear to god she's still a virgin somehow" joke alive
>>218377373Who has the most kino name?I think it's Durran Godsgrief.
>>218377439not exactly name but "the bastard of nightsong"
say what you willbut Alicent hairmogs everyone
>>218377373It’s not very complicated lmao it’s fantasy Yeah, the name “Janos Slynt” doesn’t sound heroic
>>218376686>light cavalry will always lose to a straight charge into a shield wall with spears.>straight charge into a shield wall with spears>straight charge intoThe Seljuks didn’t break a shield wall with a charge you fucking retard. They did it through maneuver, feint retreats and attrition rather than directly breaking the formation.Meanwhile the Dothraki literally charged right into it
>>218377471
>>218377471>>218377489oh no... the black leather has found its way into HOTD now has it?
>>218377438Book Margary MIGHT actually still be a virgin, she definitely didn't fuck any of her husbands so far and it's not exactly easy for a girl with that level of power and importance to have casual sex
>>218377471>>218377489I think thats her mourning dress
>>218377411*takes off her necklace mid coitus*
>>218377471anything to hide that fivehead
>>218377538>i lost my hymen horse riding tee hee
>>218377411Seriously, what the fuck are they feeding the Dutch?
>>218377538That is the joke. She will have five husbands and die a virgin.
>>218374241Room 8 my liege.
how many of the named characters are commoners. And no, bastards(like Jon) or bastards that don't know they are bastards(Gendry) doesn't count. Only complete commoners
>ywn a 6'3 tall scarlet redhead with red eyes, milky perfect skin and a fetish for bloodplaywhy even live
>>218377208It was Mimi Joffroy, not that you cunts were of any helpNow I'm going to keep it retro and have a wank over Cordelia Hill
>>218377619TOM O' SEVENS
>>218377643>you will never be Devan Seaworth femdom SSing with Melisandre There’s just no point…
>>218377467House Hoare has a lot of good names.Wulfgar the WidowmakerOthgar the SoullessCraghorn of the Red SmileHarren the Black
>>218377439Argos Sevenstar goes unreasonably hard.
>>218377732Qhored the cruel too
>>218377373"Gregor Clegane" also flows nicely but you definitely aren't supposed to like him
>>218377373I actually like the name Meryn Trant
>>218377643honestly she is an incel wet dream. Most of us relate to Stannis, the unloved dude who is screeching at normies for being popular, going on parties and fucking whores, while he sits on his painted table in dark castle being an autist and a sperg. And then this smoking hot red goth girl comes and claims he is a chosen one, supports him, believes in him and is eager to go to bed with him. Literally everyone on this board would fold immediately.
>>218377813Shit, Janos Slynt kinda goes hard too
>>218377439Dickon Manwoody.
>>218377825You just know George has cranked it to her before…maybe had Paris dress up as her, too.
>>218377373You mean to tell me that Ser Utter Shett is not heroic and likeable? I don't believe you.
>>218377439Little Bane
>>218377439Ragged Silas
>>218377489Has adult alicent ever smiled onscreen
GOT version of Tourette’s BAFTAS guy:
>>218377967
>>218377874You could be right. In the show Melisandre real form looks rather similiar to Parris. Maybe they did that as a reference.
>>218377643>6'3Oh no no no no, wait wait wait wait
>>218377471>>218377489>>218377551Imagine her reaction the first time she read the script for season 2.
>>218377825guilty. would burn all of the false idols for glorious R'hllor
>>218378008yes yes yes yes
>>218378087sexoooooooooooooooooooooo
https://x.com/knightofsevens/status/2029946537443291196>Ira cockblocked Dunk
>>218377439Aemond one eye is phonetically satisfying
>>218377439Deneys Mallister I've always really liked. Night's Watch was chock full of kino names.
>>218377439Daemon Blackfyre goes hardKingslayer is one of a kindLord Snow too
>>218377732is Hoare pronounced whore?
>>218374241rol
>>218377439Bittersteel
WHERE THE FUCK IS EGG'S HAT
>sends Tyrion to Kingslanding to serve as Hand of the King on his stead while he's out fighting the war. >Entrust him with keeping everyone in line back in Kingslanding and to advise the king.>Specifically tell him not to bring his whore to court.>He does so anyways and even brings the whore to his bed>He sarcastically replies "It wasn't your bed at the time>point out that he was given real power and authority as hand of the king and instead he does what he always does and bed harlots and drink with thieves>he once again replies sarcastically that he drinks with harlots and beds thieves Am I supposed to be rooting for Tyrion? Tywin had every right to hate him
>>218378339Tyrion is the brainlet filterHe comes off as smart by having good comebacks and being very wittybut strategically he's an idiot, and those same ''mastermind'' abilities cause him to create enemies everywhere he goes, as long as he gets something over others>littlefinger>cersei>pycelle
in a hypothetical scenario where Joffrey marries Sansa and Jaime is released from the Kingsguard to be Tywins heirwould Tywin allow Jaime marry Margaery? is that realistic? Lannister and Tyrell united would be quite powerful.
>>218378339>Am I supposed to be rooting for Tyrion?No, both Tyrion and Tywin are pieces of shit, Tyrion is just small piece of shit
>>218374241roll
>>2183742412 for fucking, 9 for breeding
>>218378408Probably not. Jaime is in his mid 40's while Margaery is only about 18, meaning that after Jaime inevitably dies before her she will essentially have unchecked power over the Westerlands.Tywin probably intended for Jaime to marry one of his cousins like Janei, Cerenna or Myrielle.
>>218378522That's why all the "Tyrion is a Targaryen" theories are so stupid. Tywin and Tyrion are so much alike but both would loathe to admit it. Several characters even comment on how similar they are and that Tyrion truly is Tywin's son.
>>218377439Brandon the Builder
>>218377439Lann the Clever
>>218378658>mid 40'sI thought he and Cersei were younger. Cersei didnt have Joffrey until she was around 30??
>>218378677>That's why all the "Tyrion is a Targaryen" theories are so stupidthey're obvious father and son, but that doesn't mean they don't have some tiny bit of targblood. Targshits married into half the great families in the realm, and those families married into the other half. Wouldn't shock me at all if they turned out to be secret targshits
>>218378677Tyrion is Tywins only trueborn son, Cersei and Jaimie are secret Targshits.
>>218377439Grum peaked at Gay Man Targaryen
GEORGE YOURE A MARRIED MAN WTF DID YOU MEAN BY THIS?
>>218377439Beric Dondarrion is as good as it gets
>>218378809Correction, they're in their mid 30's and Margaery is only 14. Different ages but it's the same point. Tywin would pretty much just hand over the Westerlands to the Tyrells by betrothing them.
Ser Arlan of Penistree
>>218374241Gimme Cersei
Any smart fags here? When Tywin said “where whores go” to Tyrion where do whores go?
>>218378917>Margaery is only 14may The Seven bless George R R Martin
>>218378980Lys
>>218377439Patchface
Holy shit it’s Jamie fucking Lannister
>>218378980there is a magical city of whores in Esos, where the entire economy is based on fuckery, and the streets flow white with sex fluids.
>>218377439>Ravos the Raper>Horgan Priestkiller>Othgar the SoullessI love how fucking edgy the Hoares got
>>218378980See:>>218378901They go to Santa Fe and dine with Gurm
>>218379079Calm down Pia
>>218379079No that’s just Nikokaj
>>218378677People who obsess over theory crap in fiction (such as everyone being a secret targ) usually don't care about thematic resonance or things actually having narrative meaning, they just want to be conspiratards about every single minute detail. If you try to explain to them why the Tywin/Tyrion dynamic hits so hard precisely because they're a father and son so alike in so many ways, to their brain it does not compute in any way.
>>218374854>>218374900I don't understand , shouldn't a plump/pudgy Rhaenyra (and Haelena) be more inclusive ? They're always ranting about different body types in media and given how much the showrunners care about this kind of shit, you'd think they would use the source material faithfully for once. Same with Nettles who got cut whereas she's the one canon brown girl
>>218378980To hell!
>>218378370it's telling that GRRM always said that of all his characters, Tyrion is the one he likes the most and he's the most similar to him
I wish the hoares were still alive. The only good iron born house
>>218374384too bad he was melted into a puddle of goo with his dad
>>218379551George is SUCH an incel, it’s lucky he was born in the 40s so he became a fantasy writer instead of an Elliot Rodger
>>218374390shhh, no one but us can know
ASoIaF cunny
>>218378980He basically meant he doesn’t know and was calling Tysha a whore
i like baratheon
>>218374241rolo
>>218379574dany paid for it
>>218374854>big tits finally make her hot
>>218379510there is the fat negro that hangs out with the dragonseed at the bar
new thread>>218379943>>218379943>>218379943
>>218374241green mommy here i come
>>218378339Tywin never would have come up with the Wildfire trick when Stannis was invading. Tyrion did a fine job but Tywin will never not find a reason to seethe over him.
