Hot tomboy poosay edition>>218392028
first for my wife
....semoc eH
reminder the only succesful Ironborn house is the one that abandoned the old ways
>>218401101
>>218401101Her cunt is my world
>>218401137Success is subjective
need tomboy saltwife real bad
What are the chances that the Fatman will actually finish the next two D&E novellas? The success of K7K might have put pressure abd motivation on him.
>>218401101>J*nny doesn't kill the threads anymore >hotd is removed from titleWho knew that's all it would take? Even j*nny doesn't like that shit show, and wants it gone from the threads
>>218401214>he says as he creates Gregor CleganeDumb hippie is a poor custodian of his story
>>218401214Better than of finishing the main series.
>>218401101TAOOBA!
>>218401214>BB and AKotSK drama boils over into real life with the authors/producers
>>218401218Snivelry. /got/hotd/dunk won the vote, OP is a craven.
>even janny doesn't like house of trashuh based janny for once?
>>218401218Jan of house Itor probably used some foul Andal sorcery to automatically delete any thread with the old topic.
I for one would be happy if we permanently move on to /dunk/ and just pretend hotd doesn't exist. Only women, fags and trannies want to talk about that shite
>without you i'm a silhouette
>>218401223he kind of forgot about Gregor. But Gregor certainly didn't forget about him
Gregor Clegane > Walter White
>>218401214>The success of K7K might have put pressure abd motivation on him.Oh this is what it's like to see coop appear in real time.Totally anon you'll absolutely get the resolution to your cliffhanger because of the success of the HIT show (GOT) K7K.
>>218401236And yet /got/dunk/ bore the sword.Fuck the vote.
>>218401214>a true knight always finishes his talei laughed at the audacity but i think it demotivated him
Sansa's fate is to be molested after Lady dies
We don't vote for titles or kings here. /got/dunk/ won by conquest, /got/hotd/dunk/ is for trannies
>>218401308Lady licks Sansa's coinslot even when she's alive
>>218401310Also hotd is just a shit show and I'd rather not deal with it.People don't have to accept what the showrunners call cannon but this idea seems hard to process.Just interact with the good parts of a story you like and ignore the rest.
>>218401305>>218401310t. Greenfag usurpersThe Throne denies your ilk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL4h6A5HRmM
It's going to be pretty cool in 5-6 years to see the 3 of them teaming up to kill Blackfyre shits.
I’ll never stop posting Alicents huge ass i don’t care what the subject says, it doesn’t stop me anywhere else
>>218401327>best parts There is noneWell there is the 5 episodes in season 1 but nobody seems to talk about them so it's moot anyway
>>218401101That's always been one of my favourite pictures of Asha, although I sort of wish Magali Villeneuve had gone for broke and drawn her with the big beak we all know she's got.
>>218401343
Aerion just needed some DUNKed correction
>>218401340so they just gonna re-cast egg or what?
>>218401342>don't wanna get jannied by posting NSFWOona/Talisa's ass even betterMissandei's betterDany's betterMelisandre's betterGilly's betterAnd so on and on
>>218401123>Benjicot Blackwood at the Muddy Messnever bothered reversing the colors back before today. fuck he looks ridiculous
>>218401342this needs the screen shake effect added
>>218401254>Jan of house ItorWell known for their humorous sigil.
>>218401366Why would they? 16-18 old Egg fighting wouldn't be a surprising at all. Book Robb is just turning 16 as the war starts I believe.
>>218401340deeply suspicious of this one you just know [artist] has reams of others with Dunk plowing Aerion's shitter, hopefully without Egg becoming involved although I wouldn't count on it
>>218401353
I hate Aerion so fucking much. I wish Dunk would just Mountain him like with Oberyn
>>218401368>Oona/Talisa's ass even betterVery possibly. I always seemed to have a stone bitch of a time dragging my eyes away from her *face*.
>>218401426CUTE!
>>218401368None of them are like three times you expect it to be though
>>218401370
>>218401370This is the face of righteous wrath, best recognize
>>218401439I didnt expect Gilly to be nearly that big
he comes poster is my fav
>>218401426She's the prettiest woman I have ever seen.
>>218401343you are making the realm's delight sad anon
>>218401401
Cute and canon!
>>218401468she is part of the best episodes ngl. she and her father carried the show
>>218401412/got/dunk/ has fallen on sad times, indeed.
>>218401469
>>218401101I would fuck Asha Greyjoy's wet salty cunt till I fill her with my month long thick white seed I have been saving up for her.
>>218401503
>>218401101egg is icsh
>>218401518>I would fuck Asha Greyjoy's wet salty cuntif I recall correctly she also has a big shaggy bush
>>218401528I still dunno what icsh means
>>218401528
>>218401518Victarion...
>>218401214Dying, morally compromised chemistry teacher trying to provide for his family vs. psychotic, incestuous, cannibalistic, murdering, drug addled, rapist sorcerer pirate actively trying to end the world. Pull the other one, George.
wtf is icsh
>For my Wife’s lesbian glow-up!
>>218401553Victarion doesn't wanna fuck his niece. Wrong guy, read the books again
>>218401467Best Na'vi too.
>>218401541
>>218401567It has been a while but I seem to distinctly remember Victarion getting a half-chub from the idea but declines 'cause she's Baelon's daughter.
>>218401583with an additional quest level power that enables it to become the world
>>218401527
I would give Asha's kraken my 15 ft lance
>>218401555>trying to provide for his familyStopped being his goal since s2
>>218401319>>218401541HOT
>>218401555Walter White is actively fueling drug addiction epidemic in America, while Euron is just psychotic, incestuous, cannibalistic, murdering, drug addled, rapist sorcerer pirate actively trying to end the world
>>218401605I think you're mixing your metaphors to...quite unsavory effect there, anon.
I'm just going to say it, even book Euron is kind of a silly character. The book 4 and 5 villains are comically evil.
>>218401368Also shoutout to Ygritte for having the best post show glow up. Pregnancy really thickened her up quite well. >would post nsfw scenes to but janny
>>218401342Holy fuck she shits with that ass?!
>theres nothing to watch in 2026 after Dunk and Egg>b..but HotD S3ITS JOEVER
Curse those chud Ironborn and their ... democratic process of electing a leader and their ... relatively loose gender roles that allow women to fight if they want to. Grr.
>>218401683Imagine the braps
>>218401700We can bun spliff to dull the pain
>>218401683FUCK YOU KIT IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME
>>218401683Did not know Kit was Architect
>>218401700>>218401732Rhys is the best actor on the show and we're getting maybe 2 scenes from him. It's a tragedy.
>>218401683>Kit cheated on this with hookers who took pictures of his dick when he passed out
>>218401748Pregnancy is a woman's natural Architect
so many scenes in s5 end with someone just saying something really dramatic at the end of conversation, music swelling and hard cut to the next scenethis show went so downhill so fast, and then it just went downhill even faster again and then again
sex with Maisie
>>218401753Paddy was better
>>218401683Ygritte's MILF ass these days (her tits grew a bit too)https://litter.catbox.moe/x3ovr9i9yy9y15nn.webm
>>218401645You misunderstand me, my lance would do nothing to a kraken, in fact it would be quite small for her kraken. Can't wait to disappoint her with my small mainlander cock T-T
>>218401806
>>218401793if Arya has kids does it mean God of Death owes her names?>kill someone = -1>save someone = +1ergo>birth someone = +1
>>218402011giving birth to a new life is also condemns them to die. it's probably neutral as far as the faceless men are concerned.
>>218401806holy
When is Egg gonna wear the hat in the show?
>>218402280Dunk actor is getting hair longer to look more like in book. So likely egg will get a hat too
Four pages for Ser Duncan, he must have been quite a manhttps://youtu.be/mBz7lhnLadk?si=voA9jUvUyMQlIzlO
>>218401748Yeah, you could even say he’s a builder
>>218401889It’s not about the size of the lance lad, it’s how you use it and its potency.
>>218401370>>218401448New 'jak?
>>218401793I just learned she’s 5’1 when I saw a pic of her with Gwen.
Its a shame the shows don't have recording sessions sountracks, not just the regular OSTSo many beautiful little tracks only in the show scenes and not on the playlist
yo wtf was Maegor’s problem? why was he so cruel?
>>218402714Unholy abomination of incest and blood magic.
>>218402714He knew he and his brother were bastards and Aegon was a cuck and his whole legacy and life was a lie but at the same time he wanted to keep that lie going, plus he was inbred and evil.
>>218402670>I saw a pic of her with Gwen.who's taller of those two?
Watching the GoT finale maybe for the first time since it aired and jfc Greyworm executing the prisoners for no reason Jon should have killed him first
>>218401639>>218401555>>218401229>>218401223>>218401214I thought that quote must surely be fake or out of context. But no, he just said that sentence without any explanation.That was in 2013, so has nothing to do with the recent imdb battle.https://grrm.livejournal.com/337511.html
>>218402714He did nothing wrong except killing those masons. That was pretty evil and retarded, I have to admit.
>>218401806Already 404'd any kind of mirror? I want to see that ginger milf can.
>overwhelms all tortures and mistreatment by targs and their turd lizards>makes sure dragons are gone for good>last targs on Westeros killed by LannistersDebt paid
>>218403121https://litter.catbox.moe/trfifj9tnmto8qt3.webm
>>218403269That's just ugly. The fuck is wrong with celts?
>>218403283That's just sad. The fuck is wrong with faggots?
>>218401214Doesnt the mountain literally murder, mutilate and rape left right and center at any age or gender?
>>218403326he might be murderer, sadist, rapists and generally horrible person he is not gay, he only rapes women and girls
>>218402949got threads are reddit embassy points, aren't they?
>>218401555>trying to provide for his familyWalter outright admits it was never his goal, he had more than enough money to provide by S2
>>218403266should have married him instead throwing a fit
crazy that sons of the harpy were a bigger problem than white walkers
House Dayne VS House Bolton
>>218404074Dayne?
>>218403763/got/ always has been reddit incarnate
>>218404200average /got/ poster is too based for reddit, would get banned for being fan of George writing
>>218404294Not really
I fear if grrm really finished twow or she-wolves it might be very disapointing. The man has probably suffered heavy mental degradation these past two decades. Winds might read more like a 40k light novel.
>>218403266Him not spanking Jaeharys' when he starts doing stupid kid shit actually pissed me off, just more stupid writing from hiss and condom. As if Tywin wouldn't spank Rhaegar for doing the same.
>>218404458> The man has probably suffered heavy mental degradation these past two decades.Did he write anything at all in last 10 years that we can compare to previous works? Maybe some of his shitty wildcards
WTF were they thinking with seasons 5+ in terms of color gradingYOU CANT SEE SHITITS SO BAD THIS SHOW FUCKING SUUUUCKS
>>218404512>As if TywinTyland isn't a Tywin.
>>218404812>withstood torture and getting geldedTywin sure as hell isn't him
>>218404458>read more like a 40kI say kino. We’re about to see a huge shift in hard fantasy with winds anyway. Leave the smart writing for political intrigue plots.
>Aegon Targaryen was removed from the show>Jon took Aegon's entire character arcSo was Aegon the one who's supposed to fall in love with Dany and they are the two who clash over who gets the throne?But then where does that leave Jon? Is his entire parentage just so he could be the third dragonrider? Or is Aegon going to be discovered to be a false dragon?
>>218404959Aegon role in the story was split between Cersei and Jon, how much exactly Jon got is hard to tell. Maybe he did fall in love with Dany.They did include that bizarre Sansa jealousy toward Dany “plot line” which might be just book plot line lost in translation due to cutting of characters from the story
>>218404959>So was Aegon the one who's supposed to fall in love with DanyYes, it's pretty obvious. Also her being barren should also be take into consideration and Varys getting turned to ashes as well when he's Aegon's main sponsor.No targ king who sat one the throne ever had dark hair, why would George change that for Jon when he's adamant about it to the point of killing Baelor or Jacaerys.Jon's arc goes somewhere else.
>>218405026>why would George change that for JonGeeee I fucking wonder...
>>218403269404’d AGAIN. Now I am sad.
>>218405069>Geeee I fucking wonder...I don't, fatman clearly intends for him to fuck off with the wildlings just as he told dumb and dumber for the show.
>>218404959No, George still follows his outline from 90s, Dany and someone from Norf will fall in love with Jon. Maybe Val>>218401339
>>218405074Weird, I made it upto 3 dayshttps://litter.catbox.moe/ky87eyfat8e1k3bm.webm
>>218405166he said aegon falls in love with her not the other way around
>>218405186>cheating on this with some cheap hookersI guess the grass is always greener
>>218404786Looking at his bibliography on wikipedia: He published the last D&E novella in 2010, and then ADWD in 2011. These are his last novels.Then in 2013-17 he published some HotD short stories, and then finally Fire & Blood in 2018. These are all in-universe Maester histories.So grrm has not written a novel in 15 years, but as of 8 years ago he was sharp enough to write intricate histories.
Why did Bloodraven make Aerys go insane?Why did Egg kill all his family?Why did he make Rhaegar obsessed with Lyanna?
>>218405197In show both Dany and Jon were in love, this cannot be the case with Aegon and Dany
>>218405275He needed targs to have more first man blood, hence why he got Egg to marry a girl from his family in the first place.Dany is a Blackwood.
>>218401214They'll just keep filming seasons without any books finished
>>218405303Dany is whore from Lys
>>218405342I wish but she's just Blackwood
>>218405303Based eugenicist. You support Bloodraven because he’s an OP OC anime gary stu whatever tf you call it. I support Bloodraven because he is the most prolific kinslayer and Targshit killer in Westeros history. We are not the same.
>Bloodraven, mind control>Young Griff, Dany dramaThis is some of the shit that made the books unfinishable for grrm. Too many moving parts, too many new characters, too many new plotlines. I'm so tired of it all. Faegon and Bloodraven are both later inventions that grrm has hacked into the story.
>>218405354Blackwoods shares bed with worst Houses Freys, Targs and St*rks
Speaking about eugenics.Stark, Targs, Dayne, Blackwood, Reeds and Baratheon All seem to have something special in their blood.Bloodraven should have spent more time trying to mix those to check what outcome will be instead of jerking off to his sister
>>218405405Fucking your sister is a just and noble cause.
>>218401342i need the 4 MB version where i can see her ass better
>>218405383>Too many moving parts, too many new characters, too many new plotlines.I think fatman knows it. This is why he need Drogon to Deux Ex Machina Dany into the mainstory railroad.
>>218401340
>>218405432I'm not so sure. Most people fear that Drogon has dropped Dany into yet another plotline that will need resolving. She sat in Meeren, ready for pickup. Now she shat in the grass sea, about to be carried off away from the plot.
>>218405432>This is why he need Drogon to Deux Ex Machina Dany into the mainstory railroad.she's going back to Dothraki shit to have another pointless adventure for half of Winds before returning to Meeren
>>218405383he DID introduce fAegon for a reason, he clearly has plan for him and it shouldn't be hard to resolve. His biggest problems are in Essos and that retarded Mereen knot. No wonder D&D just left fucking Maario Naharis to lead Slaver's bay and just pretended that he somehow solved slavery issue
>>218401370can someone redpill me on bloody ben? is he a wrathful little manlet?
>>218405368>has map hack in future>uses HIMSELF as a vassel>DIE YOU FUCKING SHITS,JPG>becomes treeabsolute madlad
What the fuck’s a lommy?
We all love Dany here in Mumbai
>>218401757i thought this was just some hoor trying to get some cash
>Kinslaying bad>Kin laying good
>>218401101Reminder: Book accurate Sansa Stark.
>>218401153He lost his hand?
>>218406525He got a nicer one. A magic one even. Unlike Jaime.
>>218406495Why it took so long for people to just feed book descriptions into AI?>AI here is description of Arya stark and her age>here is description of Raff>now here is Mercy chapter, animate it
Euron looks so cool in all the fanart and then in the show hes just the gay guy from commando
>>218406495This is the bestest ai goon picture saar! Much love from India
>>218406495A river has been boiled away to make this image.
>>218406693AI will just reuse the actors from the show because its trained on whatever appears in google search resultssame with dialogue and camera anglesthe technology is not very advanced at all, it will take centuries to get there with how slow progress has been people thought we'd be getting 100 minute movies 2 years ago and its still stuck at 1 second clips
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO?!
>>218401101Asha Greyjoy deserves my sperm inside her womb
>>218404959Aegon is Just a fil that will used to force Dany to be a full blow invader with no support on tbe continent as all the potential targ supporters already sided with Griff. He will likely die in the burning of KL
>>218406964>AI will just reuse the actors from the showyou don't have to give them names to not to poison algo, just book description
hotd s03 is gonna be so fucking shit after the glory that was dunk s01. I was always excited for new seasons of got, even when it was shit. but hotd? I feel nothing.
>>218406964>AI will just reuse the actors from the showWhat if you described the character without mentioning the character name or 'ASOIAF/GOT'?>generate a 12 year old girl with short brown hair, grey eyes, and long facial features. Make her a tomboy, give her an angry facial expression, and dress her in clothes appropriate to 14th/15th century Western Europe.
>>218407624Same, I don't even care for hatewatching it. MAYBE I'll see it to have an excuse to come back to this general. You guys are alright (don't visit the Sept of Baelor tomorrow).
>>218403090The masons deserve it. Fuck the working class, commie faggots. Based facist Maegor
>>218407883True and when he kills his whore wives? Ummmmm hello based department???!!! Maegor is our guy!
>>218407911This but unironically
>>218401567>Victarion doesn't wanna fuck his niece. Wrong guy, read the books againHe hadn't considered it until she made the suggestion that he be king and she would be the power behind the Seastone Chair.
Biggest Glup Shitto in asoiaf? I nominate Howland Reed
>>218403326No proof that Gregor had ever raped any girl before they flowered.
Congratulations, anon, the kingsmoot has chosen you as their new king! What shall be your policy?
>>218408257Every bastard in the realm is now legitimized.
>>218408257One time tax to fund a “factfinding mission” to get me the fuck out of the iron islands
>>218408100All the historically praised fighters that don’t have any feats to back it up like ryam redwyne
>>218407205>NOOOO BOBBY YOU MUST UNDERSTAND, I DID IT FOR THE SONG OF ICE AND-AAAAACK
>>218406495Cool pic, Rajesh!
>>218408257ummmm....fund expedition west of Westeros
>>218408257Alright retards time to learn how to sow.
>>218408257we're digging big ass canal across the neck
>>218408257Start conquering north of the wall.
>>218408692That is actually a solid idea, having to sail around the whole fucking continent is a pain in the ass.
>>218408790They don’t have dynamite. Maybe they can buy wildfire from maesters?
Ramsay Bolton is my role model
>>218408692>>218408720Combine these two idea and dig a giant canal moat in front of the wall.
I’m literally Maegor The Wise…
>>218409174>wildfire from maestersretard alert
>>218408720The eerie canal was built pre dynamite, along with a bunch of others.
>>218409303Pyromancers are kind of maesters
>>218401340Unironically would be a kino trio to see
>>218401340Bloodraven teams up with them as well and duels Bittersneed one last time before taking him in chains back to Kingslanding
>>218401394>you just know [artist] has reams of others with Dunk plowing Aerion's shitter... promise?
why did they cast this ridiculous mtf transexual with a minecraft head and the most ridiculous accent ever to play proto-melissandre
>BURN THEM ALL, DUNK!!!!>BURN THEM ALL!!!!Would it be Kino if AKOTSK ended with the reveal that Egg truly went mad at the end?
>>218409559kinda, but that's like 30 seasons away so dont get your hopes up
>>218408257Make Lonely Light my new seat and stay as far away from other Ironborn shits as possible
>I'M ACTING!!!!
Take heart Beesbury, I will handle the king's guard.
sex with baelor and princess valarr
>>218409851>no dunk being told "begone ser duncan" before he grabs herwhy are artists such useless faggots
>>218409899Too OOC, Dunk would never grab a lady without her permission
>>218409404I like how nonchalant he is in this story, amused by dunk's and eggs antics.
>>218401101She's for the streets.
>>218409980He wouldn't cut a strand of Vallara's gray streak of hair to remember her by either.
>>218410182He should have cucked Eustace so that they would have healthy giant kids for the good of the realm
Dunk is tailor-made for yaoi.
Man, reading the books, I have to ask, does George's writing really keep up this quick short sentences? Or are other POV's differently written. Because if I have to read another line about Dany's swelling nipples.
>>218410182But if she cut it off herself and gave it to him, he'd place it in a locket and open it up to huff her hair whenever he touched himself.
>>218409899>>218410182Hopefully we get to see that with Egg's sister Daella seeing as how Ira likes to make up bullshit and outright copy fandom made stuff.
>>218410218Please elaborate.
>>218410218The Seven hate fags.
>>218410234>if I have to read another line about Dany's swelling nipples.yeah we need to see this on screen and age-accurate immediately
Finally drop the dogshit house of the dragon title off the op post, but then try and turn the thread into your subversive faggot haven
imagine a world without brackens and blackwoods
>>218410234> Because if I have to read another line about Dany's swelling nipples.I think it’s quite important to keep reader up to date on state of nipples of all major female characters
>>218410422It should’ve always been /got/dunk/ but you faggots “voted” to squeeze hotdslop in between there as if dunk is a hotd spinoff when they’re both got spinoffs
>>218410660CRACK AND DRYSWELLING NIPPLESMILKY POURING FROM HER NIPPESHER SWOLLEN AND BUDDING NIPPLESIt never fucking ends
>>218410760What are the chances that Faegon has Blackfyre sword?
>>218409537Is she actually mtf?
ATTENTION ALL THOSE OF 'HOUSE' BLACKFYREYou will never be a real Targaryen. You have no legitimacy, you have no name, you have no dragons. You are a bastard emboldened by lickspittles and cravens into a crude mockery of Valyria's perfection.All the “validation” you get is a mummer's farce. Behind your back sellswords and whores mock you. Your true-born relatives are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “allies” laugh at your arrow-ridden corpse over their cups.The realm is utterly repulsed by you. Hundreds of years of careful breeding have allowed the maesters to identify frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Blackfyres who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your false heraldry is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get an exile host to side with you, they’ll turn tail and bolt the second they look askance at your nuncle's boiled, traitorous skull.You will never be legitimate. You wrench out a fake claim every single rebellion and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the will of the gods bearing down upon you, ready to crush you into the dust of history.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll saddle your horse, ride out onto the Redgrass Field, get riddled with arrows, and plunge onto the cold earth. Your supporters will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with no real dynasty, and every Essosian freerider for the rest of eternity will know a bastard is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably not a king.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Does Sybil Spicer (Jeynes mom) allow the relationship to develop between Jeyne and Robb just because shes ambitious and wants in with the King of the North or did Tywin out her up to it?
>>218410777idk i just said that because she's ugly
>>218410788BlackfyreCHADS would never read a post longer than 1 sentence, nice try.
>>218410788>You will never be a real Targaryen.Thank the seven. Didn't read further btw.
>>218410772pretty high, it is heavily implied and the sword would've been in essos, Maelys never took it with him, but don't quote me on that
>>218410811Nigga you gay if you wouldn’t fuck witchfu and neckfu
>>218410804How anyone could predict that Robb will break his vows to not have a bastid, despite when even an honourable Ned Stark fathered one when fighting in Robberts Rebellion
>>218410788
>>218410788He bore the digits
>>218410804It's all but confirmed Tywin put her up to it.
>>218410661It's just the chronology of the shows' release.
>>218411038hotd should never have been associated with dunk especially now that we know it’s kino.
Cersei really fucked everything up when it comes to sparrow and faithTywin was a terrible fucking father, his children are all retarded
>>218410804Sybil put aphrodisiacs in her own daughter's food to make her fall for Robb, then she put contraceptives in as well to stop their rabbid breeding from producing any bahstids.
>>218410686And I pray it never will
>>218410772>>218410853https://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?/topic/54-pre-adwd-spoilers-tyrion-2-spoilers-for-adwd/Original draft of Tyrion II chapter has Haldon and Illyrio mention a sword>Illyrio says he wants to give Young Griff his blessings and has a gift for him in the chests. Haldon tells him there is no time for the litter. Illyrio gets angry and says there are things Griff must know. The Golden Company has broken its contact with Myr and is riding west from the Disputed Lands. Haldon interrupts him by saying they already know this because Bennaro has seen it in his fires and that the Golden Company makes for Volantis. That is why Griff needs them to make haste. Illyrio says, "The dragon has three heads, there is no need for haste.>Haldon says Griff believes there is need for haste. Haldon eyes Tyrion and then begins to speak in another language. Tyrion cannot tell what it is but think it might be Volantene. He catches a few words that come close to High Valyrian. The words he catches are, queen, dragon, and sword.
>Daeron had 4 kids>Baelor had 1 kid>Maekar had 6 kids>Daemon B had 10 kidswhat the fuck
>>218411331what are you surprised by?
>>218411331Baelor had 2 actually
>>218411331>>Daemon B had 10 kidsArguably the dumbest thing fatman did was have blackfyre shart out fifty kids while bitching he couldn't fuck his sister too.
>>218411331The black seed is strong.
Best chapter in ACOK? For me it’s Prologue and Theon VI
>>218411372oh right, i forgot about the other one
>>218411331he liked fighting and fucking, man was probably like Bronn if Bronn actually cared about knight culture
>>218411402Davos II for me. But all Theon chapters after he takes Winterfell are kino too.
>>218411380>Arguably the dumbest thing fatman did was have blackfyre shart out fifty kids while bitching he couldn't fuck his sister too.>"oh man i'm so sad and mad">"my big bro won't let me fuck my sister Daenerys anymore, i'm so mad">"guess i'll just breed the fuck out of my hot rich exotic wife cause i'm so mad and sad"i actually realized it was pretty good writing just as i was finishing this post
>>218410760He bore the sword but forgot to bear the shield.
>>218410661Nobody cares what it says in the subject line you absolute fag just make the thread yourself next time instead of waiting for someone else to do it for you
Hypothetical scenario: You are the CEO of HBO while Season 5 of Game of Thrones is airing. It’s becoming clear that the story is no longer holding up as strongly as it did in the first four seasons, and George R. R. Martin still hasn’t finished The Winds of Winter. You decide to fire Dan and David and bring in a new showrunner to take over the series.Who would you choose, and why?
>>218411531he had a shieldbut a man with a valyrian steel sword and a pair of balls broke it>your pic unrelated
>>218411605Eat an arrowEat two
>>218411592they rushed through the story to work on star wars even if the writing was shit it would still be well-regarded by the goyim masses if they hadn't fucked it up completely (see season 5 - 7)
>>218411592Me and I would simply adapt book 4’s Cersei plot and start in the Jon Con arc and Quentyn, as well as not focus on Dorne at all
>>218411605>the king doesn't have a shield bearer to give him another
>>218411627it took 7, meanwhile your boy can't even beat bittersteel in a fight
>>218411664>In 219 AC, Haegon I Blackfyre and Bittersteel launched the Third Blackfyre Rebellion.>During the rebellion, Bloodraven and Bittersteel dueled for the second time. At the end of the battle, Haegon was killed after surrendering, but Aegor was captured and brought to the Red Keep in chains.Bitterseethe surrendered to Bloodraven lmao.
>>218411592I wouldn’t have had the foresight tbqh a lot of their OC was pretty good early on. A lot of the stuff they didn’t adapt like Lady Stoneheart, two more greyjoys and another dwarf were shit on page and would have been worse onscreen. They just plain stopped giving a shit and ironically the worst thing they did long-term was probably the result of a Studio Note based on fan reaction in that they did not kill or neutralize Cersei and kept her a villain until the end
>>218411699>was killed after surrenderingUnchivalrous fuck
>>218411699>Bitterseethe surrendered to Bloodraven lmao.yeah probably because Bloodraven had his raven boys intervene like he did when Daemon II challenged him, why are you acting like we don't know how the man lost his eye lol
>>218411719BENEATH THE COPETHE BITTER SEETHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>218411699the irony is that bittersteel and bloodraven were eventually both sent to the wall for their fuckery, the balckfyre rebellions were more on them than Daemon or Daeron
>>218411735>>218410514>>218410514>>218410514
>>218411732too bad Bloodraven only knows how to kill prisoners with Dark Sister
>>218411717Them cutting fAegon, Quentyn and Arianne was also a good idea. Those are all dumb plotlines that go nowhere.
>>218411718You can thank /ourboy/ Aerion for that.>Aerion returned to Westeros at some point, and he fought in the Third Blackfyre Rebellion in 219 AC. Aerion performed some actions there that are "known well".
>>218411753hmwhere was Brynden's shield?
>>218401101would there be short haired tomboys in a medieval european world?
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>>218411754Quentyn is /ourlad/, though
>>218411735It's entirely Fireball's fault. He literally trained both sides in war and instigated it all over his hurt ego.
>>218411769there were before that period so
>>218401214he wrote the originals in the 1990s/early 2000s and has been promising more ever sinceand never deliveredso yeah probably wont do more
Bittersneeed
>>218411789>before that periodin the dark ages? late roman empire? when?
>>218411754Yeah I definitely agree with that. Only fAegon might have conceivably been good in that it would fill the vaccum left by Cersei but i’m extremely skeptical anything major like that can be added so late in a shows run and not feel off
>>218411769I dunno but reminds me of the autism Plutarch talks about with the spartans literally dressing up the women as men and engaging in fake rape play>Spartan women would be willfully captured and dressed as a man, also having her hair shaved as a man would. In this attire the bride would be laid alone in the dark where a sober groom would sneak in, remove her belt, and carry her to bed.
>>218411785>It's entirely Fireball's fault.Fireball was to blame as well but he had a legitimate beef
>>218411821>consensual heterosexual gay rapeholy kino
>>218411842>7 arrows in Daemoni appreciate the details lol
>>218411842>but he had a legitimate beefNo he didn't, fatass king told him he'd give him a promotion.New king comes in before promotion so he doesn't get it.Proceeds to chimp out.
>>218411769I demand a tomboy squire acompanying a knight
>>218411842>NOOO BEING ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL AND INFLUENTIAL MEN IN THE KINGDOM ISNT ENOUGH I NEED MY PAGE IN LE BOOOOOK!lmao blackfyre cunts will justify anything
>>218411821>can only have sex with women by pretending they are femboys
>>218411877Daeron should've honored his father's arangement, the next free spot was to go to Fireball, a great fighter and the royal master of arms, not to some nepo baby dornish shithead
>>218411699He did not surrender, he made a bloodpact with Greyjoys and then they betrayed him to the Targs.
>>218411907>I want to be your bodyguard>>no>that's it I'm killing you and your whole family and half the realm now
>>218411940The Greyjoys constantly being secret Targ loyalists will never not be funny.
>>218411955valid
>>218410376He comes baked in with yaoi proportions. His affable nature makes him have chemistry with damn near everyone, and his moral convictions creates enough conflict with other characters to keep things interesting.
>>218411940Learn to read, he surrendered at the end of the battle. Also it's not said in which of the rebellions he got betrayed by Greyjoys.
>>218411990is he going to have long hair in s2 like in the novel or is that just Peter's choice
>>218412026It was the Third, you have to read between the lines. It can't be the First because we know what happened, he ran away. It can't be the Second because he was not there. It can't be the Fourth because he, again, ran away. It can't be the Fifth because he was dead at that time. Meanwhile in Third he was captured.Also, Haegon was the one who surrendered and was killed for it, you retard. Aegor was captured.
im so excited for tonight's episode
>>218411884>I demand a tomboy squire acompanying a knightThat's what these books are. I read them over and over again growing up and it cemented by love for tomboy knights.
>>218412086>read between the lines.cope, he could've perfectly have been betrayed during the first one when he arrived late with the archers from myr on the boats
>>218412072No one knows, but he's had it for a while now so I'm hoping it is for s2
>>218412104ser anon I..
>>218412128You are a fucking retard my friend, read those books again. Lord Bracken was the one who was send to the Myr for the reinforcements, Bittersteel took part in the Redgrass Field at that time and they led the survivors beyond the Narrow Sea. You are thinking about different characters.
>>218412168i honestly dont mind that much that they made him white, but not making him clean shaven will never sit right with me
>>218412388Yeah he's not what I ever imagined in my head for Baelor. But I still really liked his portrayal none the less.
>>218401101>/got/dunk/what happens in june
>>218410804>Sybil SpicerSybil knew Robb's forces would capture the Westerling's castle, (they're a poor house with few troops and the Crag is small and rundown) so she slipped a magic love potion to Robb and Jeyne, while giving Jeyne a birth control potion.Sybil Spicer was playing both sides.If Robb won the war, Jeyne would become queen and House Westerling (and her brother's House Spicer) would rise along with her and if Tywin won the war, Sybil had been a double-agent who had always been on his side and House Westerling would also rise.
>>218412388wouldn't have worked with who they cast as Maekar
>15 hour threadDon't leave me /got/.... not yet...
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