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>>218408768Who rocked a sweaty tank top better, Janeway or B'Elanna?
It was a sweaty hazard
saar trek sex with me
>Computer
PURPLE ALERT! ALL CREWMEN TO THEIR COZY STATIONS!! WARM PEPPERMINT TEA!
>>218409010I haven't got to VOY yet, but Neelix is one character which I am excited to see.
>>218409037>Neelix is one character which I am excited to see
walking into the TNG medbay to get 'something to sleep' and being prescribed warm milk ( vegan ).
>>218409037
>>218408768Hot tits edition.
Let's talk about our favorite Star Trek galaxy
You are now remembering Tuvix
>>218409153The one from the episode where aliens try to steal the Enterprise but Kirk cucks their leader.
>>218409153They were always in a quadrant of the Milky Way Galaxy.
>>218409175Day of the Dove?He didn’t really cuck Klingon, they joined forces to defeat the alien Jew trying to divide and conquer them
On Episode 2 of DS9. So far, my favorite character is Bashir.
>>218409244I mean Episode 3.
>>218409224Nah, it was By Any Other Name. Those guys actually came from a different galaxy and crossing through the galactic wall broke their ship.
>>218408768>Switching channels as a kid, looking for stuff to watch>Star Trek pops up>Note how aesthetically ugly everything is>The sets remind me of going to the dentist>Change the channel
>>218408937Might pop a relaxation gummy later and head into some TNG.
>>218409153Fluidic Space?
I could see NuTrek writers confusing galaxies with star systems.
>>218409463TOS has some issues with that
>>218408768>no armpit hair>no forearm hairWHY
>>218409153M33 "Where No One Has Gone Before"
>>218409497Which trek race has the hairiest women?
>>218409487TOS was the original NuTrek.
>>218409037The Doctor is the only good character in Voy.
>>218409632I would obviously assume Klingons but they haven't been portrayed correctly.
>>218409795Tuvok* is the only good character in VOY
>>218409795>>218409832Tuvok, The Doctor, Seven of Nine, Tom Paris, Neelix, Kes, Captain Janeway, Torres, Chakotay, and Vorek are the only good Voyager characters
>>218409930oh also Harry Kim and the Borg kids and Naomi Wildman and Naomi Wildman's mom and basically everyone on the ship
>>218409930harry kim is a more interesting and enjoyable character than tom paris
>>218409959Tom is a way more complex character due to his criminal background. He also goes against orders in a really compelling episode to defend his principles. He's based and is a character that a lot of people sleep on just because he's so boomer (Berman) coded.
>>218409670Seriously, why is this stupid move such a staple?
>>218409930>VorekVorik
>Just finished watching DS9 / VOY / ENT all the way through again for like the 10th time Fuck what am I gonna watch now. I guess I can rewatch The Orville again
>>218410035Why not TOS and TNG?
>>218410045I watched those probably a million times when I was a kid so I've seen those way more. I didn't get to watch ds9 or voy when I was a kid because my dad didn't like black people as a lead character and a woman captain was "unrealistic" (which is true, but it is a fantasy show after all come on)
>>218409037Enjoy the stew Crewman!
>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.Jesus wept
>>218410035>I guess I can watch The Orville eww
>>218410035I got you bro.
>>218410200what stew?
>>218410216I like that we're getting new rituals because of community framework and stuff but this one needs a work.
Over 700 episodes between TOS and EnterpriseNothing is said about how the Federation functions, its economy, or its politics.Virtually nothing is known about its domestic or foreign policy.Virtually nothing is known about how humans and aliens live and coexist.Nothing is said about how big Starfleet is or how it functions.
what's the explanation for dweeb looking guys like kurtzman who clearly don't actually watch or enjoy nerdshit but still attach themselves to it?
>>218410265>>>218410216
>>218410265what's the explanation for retarded manchildren such as yourself refusing to understand that current day Star Trek is nothing more than a brand to be exploited? like how do you still not get it you dumb fuck?
>>218409037Early Neelix is not that good, later on he does get better.
>>218410265Look up his early life.
>>218410253Tried to get into it but I couldn't. I might try again though. I like that there's like a million seasons
>>218410265What's there to understand?
What if new trek, but not suck?
>>218410254leola root
>>218410259That's what makes it fun to speculate. Nobody knows how the government works in Star Wars either. What killed NuTrek wasn't the shit writing or boring characters. It's the total lack of imagination.
>>218408944a computer simulation where you roleplay as ther perpetrator of fictional versions of real-life rape-murder victims would be hot as fuck.Holodecks can't come soon enough.
>>218409164Tuvix (or rather, the guy playing him) seems like a really cool guy. Saw him in a panel at a convention and he's a guitar player now. He played a little bit. Talented player.
>>218410356It's great anon, give it another go.
>>218410259There's a cow president in ds9 who gave me sitting duck vibes
>>218410389
>>218410324mean
>>218409795Thats a cake
>>218410562>Picard not blue-screening at the sight of rowdy children.
What are the /trek/ terms of service?
>>218410563yeah I'm actually tried of these fucking retards shitting up /trek/ with discussing about Alex Fucking Kurtzman. they deserve it.
I wonder if there'll ever be nostalgia for nutrek and under what circumstances that would happen.
>>218410663Maybe "so bad it's good" nutrek marathons where everyone makes fun of the fatties?
>>218410562Burnham would park in the middle of the highway, exit the vehicle in tears, eventually end up a bodycam webm on /pol/
>>218410695jej
>enough talk, link with me. BRO
>>218410723was this gay?
>>218410737No you silly buns! lings don't have gender.
>>218410663>I wonder if there'll ever be nostalgia for nutrek and under what circumstances that would happen.There won't be nostalgia for any woke-era media. That's because it's all made from spite and chasing an audience that never existed.
>>218409010Anti-pedophile beam ACTIVATED
>>218410723>gets space AIDS
Which trek is the most visually soothing?
>>218410825Obviously TNG. It has wood paneling and carpets
>>218409795Imagine if whenever the Doctor got uppity Captain Janeway would punish him by shrinking him, setting him on hard-light and then sitting on him, wouldn't that be so degrading haha
>>218410842DS9 has a lot of beige tho.
>>218410825TNG Due to the Coziness. Cozy Carpets. It is the most Utopian aesthetic I've seen so far from Trek.
>>218410914What do you mean "so far"?
>>218410927I've only watched TOS, the TOS Movies, TNG, TNG Generations Movie, and ENT.I just started DS9. I don't expect DS9 or VOY to usurp TNG in coziness though.The most cozy thing I've seen so far in DS9 is the Roundabout. But that Space Station is harsh.
>>218410957
>>218410883I like all the dim lighting in DS9 with the light panel accents.
>>218410035
>>218409164TTD total tuvix death
>>218410993This
>>218410957Going from TNG to DS9 is like moving from a luxury hotel to a shady motel where the clerk has an eyepatch and there's a weird stain on the carpet outside your room.DS9 is my second favorite Trek.
>>218409435>the hole you cover with your finger as you're puffing is right next to where your lighter will beTerrible design, Picard should replicate another
>>218410663Doubt it. Contemporary media is not made to last, it´s not made to be timeless. They purposely avoid the narrative structures and elements necessary for that to happen. Contemporary media is made to be shallow, entertaining or numbing don´t really matter, you consume it and you move to the next one. A consumable product for a soulless unfocused generation.
>>218411063It's called a carburetor and it's for distributing airflow through the pipe. You cover it when you light and then pop your thumb as you're inhaling.
happy international women's day
>>218410957ds9 sets grew on me a lot even though I hated them at firstvoyager def has more of a utilitarian look to it since it's a much smaller ship. I do really like the bridge tho
>>218411101Thanks for explaining the intricate ways of smoking weed to me, fren. >mfw I'm about to enter your carburetor
>>218410562https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL7Us5SVpoM
keiko talks like a gay man
>>218411202>21 year old girl, you will be playing a 1 year old alien dating a space ferret>meet the actor playing your onscreen boyfriendin all honesty the meth really does make a lot of sense
>>218410415We know more about the republic and empire from just few movies than we do about the Federation from 700 episodes.
>>218411241Only Patrick Stewart ever puts any effort into voice roles outside of Bethesda games.
>>218411132for who
>>218411452me
>>218410253
You can't give Kurtzman Trek shit for not understanding how big space is when Berman Trek had the fucking Malon.
>>218412057Wasn’t Kes that said >I don’t get it, if space is so big you would think there would be enough room for everyone and we wouldn’t have war
>It's a crewmate must choose between loyalty to Starfleet and loyalty to their species episodeKino.
>>218409995same as the pointed sideburns, it's just an reoccuring thing
>>218410035Babylon 5
>>218412098Joseph Sisko says something to that effect:https://youtu.be/DWnfHXUwL6I?si=pmcATT4wQcgeetqE
>>218409670that scene with Young Picard fighting the Nausican in white space is very powerful on a primordial level.
>>218412111>character betrays both her species and starfleet because she feels bad for refugees episode k-kino?
>>218412144I like that i thought it was Kes because he got jumbled into my carousel of the mentally retarded of Trek
>>218412111>the graboidian insists it would be prejudiced to not accept his greater loyalty to his own people over Starfleet and the Federation
>>218412180>the aliens insist Bajor is their prophesised land they must take it violently from the inhabitants
>>218412198>Give that man a senate seat!
>>218409995it's nerd logic>surely hitting with both hands is better than just one!
>Star Trek: The Next Generation - S04E02 "I Swear">The Federation stands on the brink of total war when a 21st century man defrosted from cryostasis refers to Klingons, Cardassians and Romulans as "niggers", "pakis" and "chinks" respectively. With assistance from the ginger minge and greek tits, it is up to the bald lump of French shit to convince the belligerent empires that the man merely suffers from a mental illness and is not genuinely a racist.
>>218412180Kira sided with Bajor like American Jews side with Israel.
>>218412216>but sir, they already have two seats like every other federation member
>>218412244No she didn’t. She told them not to fire on the shuttle
>>218412244>siding with your own people against aliens claiming your world is theirs and you have to leave or else is bad
>>218412268They wanted to coexist but the government said that they’d inevitably be forced to provide aid and subsidies at one time or another and they couldn’t risk it
>>218409970Tom's my favorite VOY character by far. His episodes are pretty much what I expected from the show going in: cozy chill vibes, bringing human ideals to the Delta Quadrant without being bound by the laws of the Alpha Quadrant.Even though Robert Picardo is the best actor on VOY by far, I kinda find the Doctor character poorly utilized. Like the show sort of forgets that he's just a computer program with a completely artificial personality and the philosophical implications of that are tossed aside for just "write Data episodes but he's made of light and has emotions." The mobile emitter is the final nail in him being a unique concept.
>>218409995It was done in the 60s and then referenced in later Treks.
>>218412111>Klingons first. Remain Klingon and preserve Klingon purity. Mixing the races is immoral.wtf the gay Klingon is actually based!?
>>218412111i.e.>it's a Worf episodei.e.it's shit
>>218412300>how are you going to mix races?
the best "muh species vs Starfleet" was Nog making the case for why he wanted to join Starfleet and pointing out that if he strived to be a "good Ferengi" instead of embracing shit he was actually good at, his life would basically amount to nothing
>>218412300Does he know there's a half Klingon on the ship or do the writers just not care?
>>218412283>they wanted to coexist
>>218409632Probably either the Ferengi, the Packleds, or whatever race Neelix is supposed to be. One thing's for sure... the Gorns are totally hairless, are the least attractive of all, except to other Gorns.
>Star Trek: Starfleet Academy - S01E10 "The Buck Breaking of Qo'noS">In a gripping conclusion to the first season, Jay-den the PLAYA finally takes his thong out his bussy. Guest starring Tariq Nasneed as the Klingon Chancellor.
>that season 1 ending to PicardThey should have let him die what the absolute fuck?
>>218412491Talaxians
>>218412433Not that it’ll amount to much either way
>>218412503They should have let Patrick Stewart die
>>218409795I used to think it was a good character until the doctor showed himself as a flaming woke retard. Now I can't stand to watch him in any role he plays, even in the episodes where I thought he was good.
>>218412491>the least attractive of alli could get it on with a gorn but not a ferengi
>>218412518>Not that it’ll amount to much either wayhe got into Starfleet, that in itself is an achievement to be proud of. AND he was actually good at his job.
>>218411619Meridian should have had the creepy Combs alien get misdirected to all the holosuites on the station, each with a different cast member's head pasted on Kira's body.>Bashir: I've been waiting for you...>Garak: I've been waiting for you...>Odo: I've been waiting for you...>Dukat: I've been waiting for you...>Worf: I've been waiting for you...>Brunt: I've been waiting for you...>Gowron: I've been waiting for you...>Morn: ...>Sisko: I've been waiting for you...>O'Brien: I've been waiting for you...>Kai Winn: Take that thong out your bussy, PLAYA!
>>218412556Yeah yeah who cares.
>>218412569your idea isn't even funny
>>218412491Why do Cardassians have hair and scales? They cancel each other our evolutionarily.
>>218412534Ya. Exactly. What the absolute fuck was that? Also they gave Data Canadian healthcare.
>>218412594Those are micro feathers
>>218412574i care. I like Nog. I like his little character arc about him being an impressionable dipshit who gets all starry eyed about the Starfleet Hitler Youth and then is still making excuses for that one faggot after he got everyone killed. it was realistic.
>>218410035Try Farscape and Firefly. They're pretty good.
nu trek loves dredging up old characters for shitty sentimental nostalgia bait but they never even give any of the ENT cast so much as a bit part
>>218412609They euthanized Brent Spiner??
>>218412616It’s problematic
>>218412616yeah because the ENT cast aside from Malcom is terrible.
>>218412629Kek. Yes.
>>218412545>until the doctor showed himself as a flaming woke retardYou're talking about the season 7 episode where he straight up makes up and distributes dangerously libelous bullshit about his close friends and colleagues to larp as being le oppressed on a potentially galactic scale, plays the victim when they call him out on it, then meekly accepts their help with barely an apology when the blue jew tells him he isnt a person. That episode, right?
>>218412517Oh yeah. I just forgot what they were called.
Why is Bashir so zesty
>>218412637archer is easily a top 3 trek captain
>>218412578My child, prostate yourself before the prophets and take dat phong out yo bussy.
>>218412674for me to poop on
Bajorans are annoying as fuck gul dukat did nothing wrong
What was his endgame?
>>218412687you were probably one of the israelis dancing on 9/11
>>218412666His thong is ridding up his bussy
>>218412677it's "prostrate" you illiterate cunt
>>218412648Honestly they should purge him after this. His holonovel proves he’s nothing but a Chinese room.
>>218412706>"Jae" of Earth, associate of a Ferengi criminalYeah, that's definitely a black.
>>218412718
SPOCK YOU GREEN BLOODED VULCAN NIGGER, I'M SICK OF YOUR DAMNED LOGIC
>>218412709you think about Israel more than a negro thinks about yt ppo
>>218412725What's a slur for holograms so I know what to shout out when he wins an award for Photons Be Free?
>>218412765TRVTH NVKE: Vulcans are tolerable only when they are kept on a short chain.
>>218410405Obviously. Like every Vulcan is expected to like plomeek soup.Which begs the question... Do Talaxians ever eat leola root raw, baked, broiled, mashed, or in a salad?And do Vulcans ever eat raw plomeek, plomeek chips, plomeek gravy over Vulcan rice or potatoes, and just exactly what is a plomeek? Is it a plant, a rock, or the by-product of something equally weird like Vulcan spider webs?
>>218412816why the fuck do they have only "plomeek broth" in ENT instead of the soup that was established in TOS?
>>218412784Infraretard
>>218410957VOY is unironically more consistently comfy than TNG. TNG's comfy peaks may be higher though.
>>218412816>Is it a plantyes
>>218410459The guy playing him is also a flaming woke retard, who never really deserved his chance.
>>218412806>le logic science brainerinos>become uncontrollable rapists every 7 years >developed warp travel 30,000 years ago >still can’t figure out how to jerk off
>>218410439There's a twelve sim rape forest on second life. I went there as a science officer on solo away missions a couple times. There was some ongoing war between the natives and foresters and they'd place traps and stuff everywhere then drag each other back to their camps, keeping them trapped in rape cages until enough of their friends could rescue them.Sometimes I wonder if we're a rape planet for the rest of the galaxy since real life aliens seem to just come by to fuck us and no one else out there seems to be sticking up for us.
At my best friends 21st, on a nightclub dance floor with a complete strangers finger caressing my ass hole. I must have stopped dancing and stood dead still in anticipation of what was coming. I don’t know what happened but the finger disappeared for a bit. I turned and looked at him a little disappointed when I saw him put his finger in his mouth. I locked eyes with him as for the first time in my life a finger was pushed into my ass.
>>218412300>>218412464I want to see the gay punk roundhouse kick the uppity lunch lady.
>>218410439It gets boring
>>218411026I went to highschool with the guy on the left.
>>218412765>be Vulcans>make "Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations" a thing>while also being the most xenophobic, culturally intolerant people in the entire alpha quadrant
>>218412855Sadly that's basically everyone on Star Trek who isn't Shatner, Roddenberry, Dwight Schultz, Robert Beltran or Avery Brooks (sure he may be a black nationalist but you can hardly fault him and he's at least content to be a recluse, he hasn't jumped on the George Floyd bandwagon). Besides, Shatner alone kicks literally everyone else's ass anyday.
>>218412555Better watch out for those teeth.
>>218412954Did he wave at you like this?
>>218410035>tfw Keiko finds the holovid of me in drag fingering my bussy
>>218412674Agreed. Archer is based.
>>218410035Get into tokusatsu. It's like Star Trek, but with pointed tips.
>>218412782Only because it's shoved in our faces demanding our undeserved sympathy and allegiance 24-7. Jesus Christ, get over yourselves already.
>>218413118I wouldn’t even know it exists if anti-fans didn’t kvetch so much
>>218412836Because the soup wasn't developed until the TOS era. Lord only knows what other ingredients were added to that recipe... Vulcan spider webs, perhaps?
>>218413108>Get into tokusatsu. It's like Star Trek, but with pointed tips.I don't like pork
>>218412992Agreed for the most part, although Roddenberry's man dresses were woefully cringe. I did enjoy the episode of Avery Books dreaming about being the author of a novel in the 1940s. Shatner still remains the undisputable King of Trek, however.
>>218413014Lol. He actually did, as a matter of fact. I guess I don't need to tell you that he was gay.
When you finger his bussy and he gives you the OOO face.
>>218413284>man dressesOh god, even Starfleet Academy's skirts are better than that. At least the legs are covered and you're not fearing that their hairy balls are flapping away in the breeze.
Why does the federation have no age of consent laws?
>>218413138Perhaps normal people wouldn't "kvetch" so much if you morons weren't so annoyingly bothersome.If you want to stop antisemitism, you have to stop being so G-ddamned 'semitic'.Israel ShahakJewish History, Jewish Religion -The Weight of 3,000 Years (1994)
>>218412594STD should have removed the Cardassians' hair, not the Klingons.
>>218413383Mr. Scott might have taken some offense to that remark.
>>218413383why don’t these nufaggots understand the key to male skirts/dresses is cinching the waist higher.I thought gays were supposed to understand fashion
>>218413383Laddie... Do you think you aught to rephrase that?
>>218408768Yummy Klingon Latina pits
>>218413396what the hell are you talking about now Jesus Christ almighty. This is a Star Trek thread you sandnigger otaku
>>218413468I will never understand the weird attraction to pits and feet.
>>218413484Pits look like vaginas
>>218413447>I thought gays were supposed to understand fashionpure myth. just look at apple - the second the only straight man at the company died they stopped having any taste at all
>>21841348499% of the time I am with you, but when women do this one specific pose though with their arms over their head it looks extremely erotic
>>218413472Sorry. I'm neither Christ nor a sandnigger.
>>218413526sandnigger otaku, ie you are a brony but instead of MLP it’s brown people east of the Mediterranean
>>218413525Hairless lady parts are indeed attractive, on attractive women, anyway, but feet and pits are where I draw the line in my willingness to lick them.
>pull yourself together, faggot
>>218413543What are you... A 12yo?Consider yourself ignored from now on.
>Diané relates to Jay-Den's origin story on a personal level. "I am West African. So I'm half Guinean and half Congolese, and I'm from the Mandingo tribe," he says. "Mandingos are known for their warriors. I was raised to essentially be a warrior, be a tough sports guy, and like basketball and soccer. I had no interest in any of that. I just wanted to go dance and sing and go act and do plays.">You now know that the gay Klingon is a literal mandingo.Holy fuck this just keeps getting better and better. Cannot make this shit up!
>>218410562Holy fuck this is so accurate Fuck the haters Orville is the best Trek since DS9
>>218413650>Why are all black TV and movie characters zesty?Because it's only the zesty ones going to acting school.
>>218412464She was the only character taking anything seriously and they cut her role after the first 3 episodes. After that she's only heard on like 2 phone calls. So bizzare.
>>218412674He killed an innocent civilian, the Progenetor
>>218410562Janeway would also slit the throat of the welcoming mascot because it's an amalgam of Hamburglar and Grimace.
>>218413825That was Trip's fault, not Archer
>>218413468Latina? I always thought she might have been a "high yeller".
>>218413963He should have granted her asylum He left her to kill herself
>>218414068That makes no sense, and Archer fully explained it in the episode.
>>218414068Lol no one is responsible for someone else's suicide.
>>218412992I haven't heard Dorn every do/say anything cringe.
>>218414017>Torez
>>218413782I guarantee the actor was terrible to work with.>I ain't gettin in no makeup chair fo four hours again! Nobody got time for that
>>218414378That's the character's name. The actress is named Roxann Dawson.
>>218414260Every time he talks about Klingon "honor" it's cringe.
>>218414581Fuck Klingons, and fuck honor.
>>218413782Wait, really? I only watched the first 2 episodes, but she was the only one who was decent in her role, despite how hard her character was memed.
>>218414260Dorn says every 2 years “I’m ready to come back as Worf” or “There’ve been talks to make a Worf series!” for like the past 20 yearsIt is cringe in the sad way
>>218414615Klingons have honor. What do humans have?This isn’t a condescending question, I am serious. Do humans have “merit-based success”? Individuality and teamwork? What’s the main point TOS and TNG make about le human condition™
>>218414666Cooperation. They’re really the only species that values it
>>218414666Lack of in group preference. Humans are the white people of the universe
>>218414666Guile
>>218414709That's bullshit. No way is anyone making it into space without it. Plus they all have crews, not one man vessels.
>>218414865Cooperation with others that are different than them*
>>218414666Versatility. Balanced spread in all stats.
>>218414666the human specialty is moralfagging
>watch a star trek>spend the whole episode imaging I'm the main character giving an interview on federation podcast>worry if my voice sounds annoying or not, worry if I'm remembering to add emotion to my words or not, worry if they'll find out I'm not really that actor or notweclome aboard I'm mr star trek
>>218415252could be worse, consider this story:> You work for an arms company> They decide to use your voice as the voice of the warnings etc in the plane> You wind up with the nickname 'bitchin betty'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx7-yvXf6f8
>>218415297related story:> a real police dispatcher who was used as the voice of police dispatch for several TV shows, including Adam 12, Emergency, and (I think) dragnethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbbI1MD8XEY
>>218415297shit I bet that granny was super fuckin hot back in the day. I like her voice. they should make her record every word of the alphabet like they did lwaxana. or does AI just need like the sound of you coughing to be able to copy your voice now?>>218415353that's another smoking hot granny from back in the daywas fun imagining I was interviewing them while staring at those videos
>>218415388If you're in to interviewing, you should interview Deborah Harry in Videodromehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qul-rDvU9QI
>>218415092Kek
>>218413782It was because the chuds got angry obviously
>>218412855So he IS cool then, thanks for confirming.
>>218415520jokes aside, this shit was already filmed back in like 2024
>>218415414:)
>>218415252>watch a star trek>think about how silly it must have seemed as the actors played out the intense scene without any music or special fx>consider how they must have filmed certain scenes>read up on production notes and other bts infoi'm meta about this sort of stuff in my old age, it's interesting
>space jews kvetching about new testament
>>218415689As an aside: this makeup/costuming is just peak. It can’t get better than this. NuFerengi is just too uncanny.What 90s Trek gave us was such a tasteful balance of uncanny alien facial features and fun wardrobe design while preserving the actors’ expressions and characteristics.
>Wanna be the Captain of the Enterprise>Wanna be the King of the Zulus>Let's meet and have a baby nowAny other songs that reference Star Trek?
>>218410791>an audience that never existedI'm a socialist and hate this shit as much as the rest of you and also have no idea who likes it, so I guess I can confirm.
>>218415849>Up against the Villy, it's really not diddly-squat>Until they head hurts - when it come to wreck>Crews is like them dudes in red shirts off Star Trek
>>218415849There was an album called "Spaced Out: The best of Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner" that put together their best 'musical' works.Some of it is bad. Some of it is so bad it's good. Right off the first song, you can tell by the sound that the used the star trek band to do the music:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkz9mMauIAc&list=PLHhF7eXU0QSj9Yk6gh62osQ5o2N0HORQfThe above is a playlist. For the best of the best, see:> Shatner: Mr Tambourine Man> Nimoy: Highly Illogical> Shatner: Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
>>218410957>But that Space Station is harsh.Probably because it was an industrial process mining station powered by raped directed at Bajoran slaves.
It doesnt even make sense for the Cardassians to mistreat their bajoran slaves. Like, yeah I need 50 trillion kilos of ore so Im gonna put you in a gas chanper and gas you? Pure nonsense
>>218408800DependsAre you into moms or older sisters
>>218415849>>218415849>Any other songs that reference Star Trek?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwTUsUVHnB4the most epic Trek reference:Information Society - What's on your mindSpock "sings" in the song lol "pure energy"
I mean has there been any other examples of Cardassians mistreating people they occupied? Not once. But somehow, out of all the centuries and between all the light years, the bajorans get turned into lampshades.
>>218415849https://youtu.be/m2xG0hqejN8
>H&IIt's the "Hoshi and the telepathic dude/Beauty & the Beast vibes" episodeKino
>>218416107>Cardassia signs the Federation ceasefire>Bajoran terrorists continue attacking
>>218416119It too blatantly rips off that star gate episodes
>>218416119Amazing episode
>pondering my orb
>>218416119>>218416204those production cowards should have gone full-beast-mode and made the aliens look all furry and big. it should have been MORE obvious reference. it would have become a memorable meme moment
Beauty and D'Beast
>>218416259They made a pretty impressive castle set at least
I always liked the idea of the spheres and the wacky anomalies they produced
>>218416333In fact I like "spiteful fucks got their asses kicked by the Federation so they use time travel to make sure it never gets founded", but Enterprise just didn't feel like the right kind of series for it
>>218416385For Star Trek it felt like a pretty nuanced plot. Time travel being the final frontier after space exploration. Different factions using it as a weapon, which makes sense. I certainly don't hate the Temporal Cold War or the Sphere Builders stuff like most people do.
>>218416385Reminder that Berman wanted the series to be played straight about the creation of the first warp capable Earth ships and the foundation of the Federation
>>218416052Thats because they didn’t
>>218412893are you saying that there's no substitute for the real thing?
>>218416501They kind of already do that. The temporal cold war thing only takes up 5 or 6 episodes in the first couple of seasons. Their main problem was too many filler episodes that ripped off TNG/DS9/VOY plots. People picked up on that right away.
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What did Q mean by this?>https://streamable.com/r3v5m3
>>218416590>too many filler episodes that ripped off TNG/DS9/VOY plots.Which was symptomatic of writers who were burned out from 18 years of non stop Trek. It was really bad when they had an episode where a lonely dude makes holographic companions for himself, with Rene Auberjonois guest starring, and even he said "we already did this one on my show" and everyone just kinda looked at their feet in embarrassment
>>218416727>an episode where a lonely dude makes holographic companions for himself, with Rene Auberjonois guest starring, and even he said "we already did this one on my show"They did it on TNG, too. More than once, in fact.
>>218416886The repetition of trek is therapeutic to some viewers.
>>218416886Yeah but ENT's Oasis was very much lifted from DS9's Shadowplay
For some reason this thread is very comfy. Don't know why. It's just very comfy.
>>218416385My only real problem with the Sphere-Builder/Xindi storyline is that it's impossible this is the same timeline we know and love from the previous shows. It's ridiculous that the Xindi attack on Florida would never be mentioned, and such a drastic alteration to the timeline means there's no conceivable way any of the human characters end up in the exact same situations as the original timeline.It's a shame because I think the Xindi are the closest Braga ever came to creating an alien faction on par with the ones from TOS/TNG/DS9.
>>218416575You can only rape and kill someone a few different ways and they only have a few different reactions. What id like to try is something like that experiment Soviet scientists did where they kept the dog’s severed head alive with a machine.
Personally I mention 9/11 every single day
>>218416124One statue is all it would’ve taken
>>218416973cuddlecomf levels are rising
>>218416987The Xindi with their five species are creative and unlike anything they'd ever had before. I like their squabbling and their internal politics. Degra is a good character. So are the others who end up joining Archer.I also liked how they slowly piece together the Sphere Builders' plot over the course of the season.But it was way too obvious that it was a last minute course correction to give the show a sense of direction after the very aimless beginning which turned audiences off and threatened the show with premature cancellation
>>218417042>cuddlecomf
>>218417095
Autism affects one out of every ten men.
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>>218417272nah it's not that high
I think Data is the best character, followed by Kirk.
>>218410599If you look like this>>218410791we don't want you here.
>>218415532No. He isn't. He actually sucks.Sorry about your cope.
>>218417375Data is relatable.
What anomaly was causing Riker and Troi to transform during The Pegasus?
>>218417375Data and Odo are good the first time around but whatever afterwards
>>218417639It was a temporal anomaly
>>218416064I don't really think it's wise to ask that question around here.
>>218417648That's a mom
>>218413284>I did enjoy the episode of Avery Books dreaming about being the author of a novel in the 1940sThis one
>>218417688Here's a more recent one.
>>218417800More recent as like 20 years ago
>>218417810More recent than the one referenced, retard.
>>218417846So >>218417810Seethe forever for literally no reason you sensitive bitch
>>218417647More like a tempura anomaly.
>>218417942Look who's talking, lol
>>218417689Easily the best Shran episode.
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>>218418188It was a great episode all around. I really enjoyed seeing everyone without their character makeup, and playing different roles.
