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star trek rascals
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>>218418362Geordie looks zooted lol
Keiko being the demanding bitch that she is I can't imagine any scenario in which she didn't force her long-suffering husband to implant her young Japanese soil with his old Irish potato.
>>218418334Isn't that what's called an uber shit-eating grin?We reach, brother.
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>>218418378All I can say is that she wouldn't have to nag me twice.
>>218418378God I wish I was Milese
>>218418442>Milesemisa misa!
>>218418362I found it strange how only Bones Kirk and Spock were "main" characters in tos.I finished TNG on the weekend. I think tos mixed genres better. The world building was better, cool to see characters come back in later episodes. Kinda weird how short haired security officer kept coming back.
>>218418209stellar chinese hebe determined to lose virginity
>>218418578Pretty sure she's supposed to be Nipponese.
>>218418375"The New Spock"
One question about "Rascals" that has never been answered fully is, what happened to Picard's artificial heart during his transformation into a child.
I find Janeway voice really sexy and arusing
>>218419041I've always thought she was purposely trying to imitate the voice of Katherine Hepburn.
>>218418209oh no what a horrible nightmare!
>>218419040My own theory is that if the transporter was able to de-age the characters, perhaps based upon their DNA, then the child Picard was materialized with the heart he had at his transformed age, but then the question arises as to what it did with his artificial heart in the interim period before he was restored as an adult. Was it stored in the pattern buffer, and if not, shouldn't he have dropped dead when he later materialized into his adult form? Or was his childhood heart rematerialized into a living, adult one based on the pattern of his child heart? I mean, wtf?
>>218418378I feel we will likely never see the AI representation of that scenario.Outside of the dark web anyway.
so sad
>>218419251cringe
haven't seen any posts about this but it appears andrew robinson's wife passed away last month :(https://www.meadowmemorials.com/memories/page/Irene-Robinson-6bf72ace08ac4394b7ea5f778561a8ab
>Last living members of the of Star Trek will be Wesley, Molly and Jake in a decadeGrim...
>>218419641I'm hoping Wesley dies a lot sooner
>>218419185rascals is before tapestry so he still has to have the artifical heart at the end
>>218419185>>218420200If there are any continuity errors or contradictions in trek, then Q did it.
>>218419641it will be a little longer than that. wheaton is only 4 years younger than Garrett Wang.Clint Howard is only 66
>>218419484how is this muddafugger? I thought he was in his 20s in Dirty Harry
>>218418209I forget, had Ro banged Riker by the time that episode aired?
>>218420281TNG had this obsession with square pattern fabric. The costume department must have had some bulk supplier and figured it looked very futuristic
How likely is it that Ellison will scrap all unreleased NuTrek content as a tax writeoff? We all know NuTrek hasn't earned them a dime in new subscriptions. The merch rots on shelves. Social media discussion has flatlined. They still have 25 episodes between SNW and SFA.
>>2184212110%, star trek is operating in its own lane and they have been in the same financial situation since STD S1 yet have been nothing but supportive of Kurtzman & Co. falling upward into more terrible shows and ideas
>>218421211>>218421224nutrek has been a marketing write off since peeplus was cbs all access. seems like that is coming to an end since there are fewer than 20 eps left for kurtzman. the WB debt will keep them from paying taxes for at least 5 years. and with the WB library and UFC and an HBO link peeplus wont need any help marketing. basically I think theyre going to try making a profit from running the business instead of cooking the books. no new series until after the movie reboot. if it were up to me i would do a late tos era movie to set up a tng prequel. no tng characters in the prequel, just set in that time
>forced nutrek discussionFuck off
Does /trek/ have any hyper mega based sister kissers? i think it would be pretty based if Dukat and Garak found out that they were brother and sister and then they kissed.
>several hollywood studios fell into disrepute because of black female and gay agendas which adversely affected their production companies. their stocks were severly depressed
>>218422126ezri dax fucks her brothers but they dont show anything or reference it directly. quark and rom do a lot of wierd shit with their mom
>>218422126>Dukat and Garak found out that they were brother and sister
>>218418854I wanna fuck his wife
>>218418209>I will not go through a SECOND childhood unraped, Miles>Ye don't know what you're asking for, Keiko>I'm not asking
Trying to remember all the gender bender episodes>Kes is possessed by a warlord>seven is possessed by the doctor>ferrengi crossdressing episodesblanking on any others
>>218422769Which one
>>218418373It annoyed me that VOY's attempt at a Lower Decks 'sode still focused on glazing Janeway.
>>218422769He WANTS you to fuck his wife
It was a cunny hazard
>>218422933What? That episode low key shits on Janeway, it shows her that she can't fix the losers of the crew
>>218423051That will be all, Ensign
>>218423070Nuuuu captain please don't dismiss me nuuuuuuuu
>>218422927emh inside seven is great because theres absolutely zero chance he wouldnt choose to occupy an android body or mindless clone in the far future. therefore SA is in alt universe where emh never occupied seven
>>218423068It's their fault for being losers.
>>218422927>missing the most infamous gender bender episode of all star trekFake fan
>>218423282What the outcast? That doesn’t count. You can’t bend something beginning at 0
>>218423282Oh that's fucking hilarious
I would probably mutiny after Janeway refused to get bred by Q in exchange for us going home.
>>218423322Go home kid
>>218423345Imagine if she did it. She'd be forever known as the hooker captain.
>>218422927Assuming you aren't counting Dax episodes in general there's still Facets for Quark during the zhian'tara.
>>218423365Better that than “that dame who got so lost the first time she took the wheel she ended up 80,000 light years away.”
>CURZON, MY OLD FRIEND! HAHAHAHAHA
>>218423370I was considering that as crossdressing but I guess he does get surgery don’t he
>>218422927Try harder, motherfucker
>>218423421>spoonfeeding the fake fan
>>218423421>>218423435both of you, drop it.now.
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i don't give a fuck what anyone says, Turnabout Intruder is a good episode.
>>218423421That was a fun episode but it started the plot device of "Characters getting possessed by plot ghosts" which doesn't really belong in sci-fi.
>it's a quark moral dilemma episode
>>218423345did Q offer to send them home in exchange for the baby? i thought that was the deal for ruling against suicide Q
>it's a character from tos or tng who is then unceremoniously killed off episode
>>218423540>Characters getting possessed by plot ghostsThis isn't TvT, don't bring that faggy shit here
>it's a Janeway gets a new haircut episode
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>>218422769>This hypospray should have you feeling better in no time!>Now, go bang my wife and see me in the morning.
>>218423435Imma b real I do not care for TOS which is ironic since Shatner is one of the few cast members I’ve actually met and talked to
>>218423575I don’t recall, although I doubt he’d oppose to that condition
>>218423672Imma b real kys
>>218418362why did they call Geordi the new Spock instead of Data?
>>218423624>>218423639Janeway goes full MILF once her hair stays this way about halfway through Season 4.
>>218423718Affirmative Action
Looks like Jolene Blalock
>>218423718He was the most famous at the time.
Why do Star Trek toilets look like? They have to shit.
>>218422126No, you're just going to have to be happy with the slashers. >>218423421Erotic hand holding episode.
>>218423639Should have had an episode where Janeway gets one of those TOS beehives hairdos.
>>218423826Sonic shitter, no wiping required.
>>218423826Communal shitters, they have progressed beyond hangups about bodily shame
>>218423826This is Meghan Trainor's toiletNot a joke unfortunately
>>218423753>Mmmm, I can tell this tranya was fresh squeezed
Why doesn't the universal translator work on animals?
>>218423753anyone have trouble hiding these ads on mobile?
>>218423826they look like toilets. they show one when they first meet the borg
If the Federation is truly a utopia with no shortage of resources then where are its great constructs and expositions?
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>>218424023Starbases are those, so is the Martian shipyards and Earth's defensive grid.
>>218424045Truck stops and parking lots? No.
>>218423964Well it seemed to work well enough on the Ligonians on Ligon II
>>218424037That ship somehow looks jewish
>>218423965Why should I care? It's not like they're overly offensive to me.
>>218424037benis
>>218424037two hands holding a crunchwrap supreme and a tongue licking it
FYI Paramount recently started pushing NuTrek very heavily on /co/ after giving on this place.>>>/co/152750697>>>/co/152710697
>you VILL talk about ze nutrek
>>218422927some guy/girl stealing tom paris' then janeway's body
In the TNG ep Cause and Effect, is it explained what actually happens to the shit when they are reset in the causality loop? Was is just some space-time anomaly, or was there some sentience doing it to them?Also, would the reset versions really be the real crew who died?
>>218424412to the ship*
>>218424412I figured it was just a wonky pocket of spacetime fuckery that the first ship wandered into by accident.
>>218424253Let's hope they never come back
>>218424253>FYI I made these threads so I can turn around and pretend to be outraged not falling for it, shill
Which are the worse episodesRacism badorClimate change real we must do something to prevent it
>>218424706The time they made a whole movie about saving the whales
>>218418209what was o'brien even supposed to do here
>>218423826>Can't show toilets on 1960s broadcast television because it's considered too vulgar>60 years of discourse as to how Star Trek characters relieve themselves
>>218424253That´s just the In the news LD spammer spreading his shit.
>>218424931/trek/spert here. In Trek News guy always follows the same posting formula>filename is Facebook string of numbers or "a [insert acronym].jpg" (e.g. a LOW Becky.jpg)>random -- em dashes -- everywhere
>>218424862Keiko was baiting him into doing something she could use against him for the rest of their marriage.>Oh, I'M being irrational? Because the last time I checked, it wasn't ME who had sex with a twelve year old!
>>218425011Exactly. It was the mother of all shit tests. She did it for Molly.
>>218424706racism episodes are worse because starfleet is openly racist
Can we all agree that the LD uniforms are absolute kino?
>>218425208No because they were designed for Generations. Unused Generations uniforms are kino.
I just watched a vulcan baseball episodehas there ever been a baseball game where they walked to the stand to tag someone on the bench?
>>218425208absolutely fucking notthey looked even worse in live action - like bad cosplay
>>218425348no. by rule the baserunner is out when he leaves the basepath. there is some flexibility on the basepath around home plate but he would definitely be out when he went into the dugout
>>218423365One must wonder how they felt about Lieutenant Carolyn Palamas after she fucked Apollo.
>>218425011>>218425105She knew what she was doing when she tried to get O’Brien and preggo Kira to fall in love with each other
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>>218425348>all Asian chess team challenging remote Nigerian village to chess tournament episode
>>218423575>>218425633It's said that an original, more controversial ending to Who Mourns for Adoniais where Lt. Palamas becomes pregnant was cut for broadcast.
>>218425716>be me>be proprietor of Tyrolean Spa>suddenly a group of belligerent, pencil necked geeks come in >their teeth stained orange by coffee and cigarettes>their tweed jackets with patched elbows>suddently they start upending tables and throwing beauty supplies with the fury of Jesus losing his composure at the moneylenders>a very expensive Himalayan sea salt and yuzu face mask is hurled across the room, shattering and leaving glass shards all over >"Ach, Gunther, Hans, they are destroying everything! DO something," I shout>"Who? Who is destroying our wonderful Tyrolean Spa?">I lower my voice to a whisper, so as to not draw the attention of the raging nerds destroying the sauna>"The Chess Boys."
>>218424753Apparently it worked, because a good number of blue haired whales now reside in San Francisco... and elsewhere.
>>218425011I had sex with a twelve year old when I was thirteen, but I never got any flak for it. She did charge me fifty cents for the privilege tho.
>>218420288I never knew Kim was only 25 at the start of VoyagerI asumed he was older because, asian
it ain't right the way they did my boi barclay
>>218423221I don't think he would. Holo technology would just get better and better for him.
>>218422954Ngl, Phlox's wife was kinda creepy imo.
>watching episode of Bar Rescue>Is that? No. That can't be.>google itHas this ever happened to you?
>>218426135holograms cant get drunk and eat cheesecake
>>218426161Molly's actress appeared on an episode of Kitchen Nightmares U.S.
>>218426188Was it the Sushi Ko episode? I have memorized every episode of Kitchen Nightmares.
>>218418567>only Bones, Kirk, and Spock are main characters More development for the bro trio. Focusing on other characters is only good if you know what to do with them.Crusher only had one great episode (the one where the ship blows up, goes back in time, blows up again, repeat) and one good one (the crew starts to disappear until only crusher is left). Poor Troi had none.>Troi fucks a sexy evil alien>Trois mom comes aboard and wants to fuck
>>218426180Seven's body didn't become a hologram. It was merely occupied by the doctor while he was inside her.
>>218426219Hell's Kitchen is more in line with trek because of the ensemble cast.
>>218423051I’ll get to you eventually
>>218426188I really enjoyed the episode where she got lost in some kind of portal as a toddler, then aged, and turned into a feral hebe.
>>218426161Me and my pals were doing a Steven Seagel marathon one weekend and when I saw Colm Meaney I just yelled like a lunatic "CHIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF"
>>218426468A Steven Seagal marathon huh? Who came first?
>>218426180You can simulate that.
How is Seven's backstory meant to be at all compatible with Q Who?
eatin combat rations in the jefferies tubes
>218425208No. It does fit its show, with the white detail, as Military Police used to have. The oligophrenics that were to dumb to be Marines.
>>218426658I was wondering this the other day after watching the episode with Icheb's parents. They mention him looking much older because of a maturation chamber and I thought they might have been intending for Seven to actually be a child in a mature body.I checked memory alpha and the ages didn't line up for that, with it saying her parents knew about the borg before encountering them because Guinan's people told the federation about them. A later episode mentions Seven being a borg for 18 years, completely sinking the theory.I still believe they originally intended Seven to be a child with accelerated aging and the idea was squashed, possibly for being too similar to Kes.
>>218425011let's assume that she wasn't going to be turned back to her normal age, were they just not supposed to have sex for 6 years? Don't be ridiculous.
>>218426317Which also makes me wonder... Did Apollo increase the size of his penis while inside Lt. Palamas to make her fall in love with him?
oh look, the "oligophrenics" esl is back
>>218423826By the time of Enterprise D, that was all handled by a transporter subsystem. It was simply transported out of your body and converted back into energy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqIJ3hgkIDYWhat they don't tell you about is how the junior officers have to take turns managing the human waste disposal section. It gets pretty weird down there
