star trek sex with shran

gul dukat sex with kira's mother

>>218483836

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Was this the most unrealistic thing Trek ever did?

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>i must kill you

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smacks that ass

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Wrinkly star trek sex with Lwaxana

>>218484303
Trekpu led astray

>>218484456
san fransisco was always pretty gay. its not fully believable but its not completely ridiculous either.
hate to say it because it validates JJs romulan mistake but the most unbelievable thing trek ever did was the klingon empire not being able to overcome the threat of kronos becoming inhabitable.
1. they would send ships across the galaxy to kidnapp scientists to try to fix the atmosphere
2. its a god damned empire. they could move to any one of hundreds of planets already under their control. they dont need any help from outside. there is no risk of total societal collapse spreading violent refugees across the galaxy.

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>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.

Jesus wept

>>218484487

Is that a girl ?

One of the first episodes of TOS was about incels. It was way ahead of its time.

Why have so many of the old /trek/ posters fallen by the wayside?

>>218484628
You're telling me Kurtzman is Jewish? Whew i'm glad we've got wikipedia to tell us these things.

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>>218484662
tina was going to suck his dick. charlie just needed some time to mellow out after 10 years marooned with space ghosts. colony 5 was exactly what he needed. rare fail by kirk

>>218484734
pedophiles are usually not allowed internet access in prison

Are there trans species? How are they portrayed?

I just rewatched We'll Always Have Paris from season 1 of TNG, and that is a much better episode than I remembered it being.

>>218484842
Go on.

>>218484811
they are not acknowledged apart from a few instances of
>ladies and gentlemen and others

>>218484734
like who?

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sick and fucking tired of seeing std on my voyager. who is this for?

>>218484811
Watch TNG "The Outcast"

>>218484864
Mentalcrash

>>218484876
STD isn't about viewership.

>>218484853
Just a good classic style script, I haven't looked to see if it was a Phase II carryover, but it seemed like a strong TOS ep to me. Data's stunt double doing flips all over dodging security phasers was pretty wild, but they probably needed to spice it up for the folks at home a little bit.

Holodeck discords would be a minefield.

>>218484876
Daily reminder PlutoTV has the most ads of any free streaming service.

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>>218485176
What if you use AdBlock?

>>218485204
creates mustard synthahol

Star Trek sex with Curzon

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>>218485204
I hope you meant uBlock since AdBlock has been corrupted for over a decade.

>>218485260
I used it as a generic term.

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>>218485176
Why can't Pluto run the ads that originally ran when the episodes were new? I love watching retro ads.
>Those disturbing anti-drug and anti-drunk driving PSAs that would air during after school timeslots

>>218485292
The commercial blocks are way longer than the original 2-3 minute blocks in the 90s. PlutoTV is the only streamer that actually increases the amount of ads the more you watch. You can get up to 10 commercials in one break after a few hours.

>>218485176
>watch television progam written to run for 1 hour including ads
>it takes 1 hour
whats the problem, exactly?

>>218485611
are you watching on demand for some silly reason? the "live" channels are on an hourly schedule and nothing is cut for time. they dont even fuck with TOS 51 minute runtime.
if you dont want ads there are a thousand pirate streams that are super easy to find and perfectly safe.

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>>218484456
You're trying to say Guinan wouldn't have been invited to that party, right? I have to disagree. she seemed like she could be charming enough, even in that time period.

she also has timeless-trapped-in-The Nexus-unexplained-powers (that even Q was paused at) so there might be subtle mind-control going on, or some other shenanigans, too

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I like horny beverly

>>218486463
no she's black and also Whopi Goldberg

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>>218483621
At least Kirk knew how to stock his ship up with a staff pleasant to the eyes

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>gets thrown off a horse at 94 years old
Shatbros…

>>218483621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aivhizP4Ky0
masterpiece. you can really feel the madness

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AAHHHHHHH

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>>218487067
She was in my favorite Outer Limits episode

>>218483621
>Watch The Original Series
>watch TNG
>Watch Deep Space Nine
Is that it basically? I've seen the first movie and really liked it, or any of the other ones good?

>>218487206
wrath of khaaaaan

Imagine watching ads and not having the discs or having downloaded it yourself. I could never.

Movies are great, the TOS ones hardly have a stinker, even Final Frontier isn't as god awful as what happens in the TNG ones, which are worth one watch only. First Contact is hardly a ST movie to begin with.

Be brave, suffer through Voyager to get to Enterprise.

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>>218486983
Since it's the 60th anniversary year it'd be cool if Bill dressed as Captain Kirk like Tom Baker putting on his Dr Who scarf in 2023.

It was a fire hazard

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>>218487259
What the HECKIES do you mean Suffer through voyager

>>218487138
Thats the Fugitive though

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>>218487368
I forgot the image again
Computer, transport me into a black hole

>>218483621
not going to lie, the live podcast with Frakes and Spinner is interesting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-K0KqFOm30

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It's so beautiful

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>>218487638
if you think im going to spend $60 on a toaster oven youre out of your mind, nigger.

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sisko is a slut

>>218487750
True a toaster under $150 is bound to be a fire hazard

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>exposition dumps the entire culture and what every slang word means
They really thought black women at the dmv would be this helpful by 2024

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>this minefield 80,000 cubic lightyears
>250 planets
>an approximate 160 billion dead

Holy heckerino the stakes have never been higher.

Can Star Trek ships travel faster than an "omega bomb" can explode?
This is entire thing is a shitpost. It's just an interesting question. When I say interesting I mean that I thought about it once so it's more than the writers.

>>218488709
all those weeks of nonstop shitposting and when it's finally over, no one cares

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARtBD1enh1E

>>218488859
I think this one might finally be considered memorable because it's so bad that it's basically the swan song for millennial entertainment.

>Alex Kurtzman gets a Saturn Award for all his contributions to the world of Star Trek
I have no response to this.

>>218488944
Wasn't he just collecting the award on behalf of the franchise as a whole?

>>218488996
>3 days ago — Accepting the award on behalf of
Okay so it's for Star Trek in general.
Despite having produced about 6 Star Trek shows I cannot think of a worse person to do this. They couldn't have gotten Shatner?

>>218489103
Or at the very least, Gene Roddenberry's son

I'm not about to get into a fight with people on the virtues of ACK, but I will say someone saw She Hulk and its piss poor courtroom scenes and said, hey Tatiana Maslany, have a fair shot at one

>>218488859
I got on painkillers, benzos, and alcohol, and STILL couldn't find the last episode entertaining

It was like a black hole of media, it was anti entertainment. I was on so much drugs paint drying would have been entertaining. But the season finale of academy was so boring, closing your eyes is a funner alternative

It was am achievement

When the dudes mom was making her big speech I literally didn't know WHAT the FUCK she was talking about. Schitzo posts on /x/ made more sense

>>218484912
That guy didn't even show up until like 2019, what a johnny come lately newfaggot

>>218483836
Shran, report to the my private quarters immediately! I need help finding my captains log

>>218484456
Harry Kim never receiving a rank promotion. Morale on the Voyager was awful, but being stuck as an ensign forever has to hurt.

>>218488859
>>218489252
In the tenth episode, Tig Notaro acts like a teacher and she teaches her students. I like that.

It took ten episodes before I could finally get a small handful of scenes of Starfleet Cadets learning how to become Starfleet Officers. Ten episodes for this small pittance... and it was still the wrong place and wrong time for these scenes, because I can assure you that I do NOT care at all for any tired repetitive loathsome plot combining Superweapons with Revenge yet again.

Kill Starfleet Academy.

>>218489317
Just watched a S7 episode today where he was getting a bit pissy with Janeway about it
>if we were in the alpha quadrant, I'd be lieutenant by now!

>>218489317
there was no point in promoting harry. seniority doesnt change

>>218489317
They should have euthanized him

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What the fuck is this nigger doing?

>>218489317
>be stuck on seven-year voyage
>almost die several times
>in fact, you did die and get replaced by another you
>watch everyone around you get promoted
>watch your friend get busted down to ensign, only to almost immediately get his second pip back anyways
>finally get back home
>find out you're outranked by a Ferengi
Harry had a hard life

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idk about this planet, too horny

Our girl has her review of the Star Trek: Starfleet Academy S01 finale up. She's not a fan of how the season crossed the finish line. Influenced by current events -- Iran -- there's much girl bitching about Federation imperialism and war crimes. Bombing innocent civilians. Literally Nus Braka now has a legitimate grievance against Trump -- err the Federation.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=13ztwO6NncM

Buy an ad, tranny

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>tfw you have to restrain yourself too much with the earth females

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In Trek Talk, a chat with our favorite Klingon:

https://www.metroweekly.com/2026/03/karim-diane-star-trek-first-gay-klingon/

>>218489880
Should've put Martok on the cover if you're gonna write an article about him.

>>218489880
qaStaH nuq jay'! This is a zesty klingon!

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SFA S01 was so good. Really looking forward to S02 next year.

>>218490008
she deserved an entire episode

>>218487421
He was a guest actor. Archie Bunker is also in it doing a mid-atlantic accent.

>>218489983
Ciroc Lofton has aged impeccably!

>>218489866
for the record, worf never fucked a full blooded klingon and to be honest the dax thing was gay

>>218488267
This type of black woman was still pretty common in the 90s.

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Data is so much more alive in S1.

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>>218490021
Funny they had a cat girl and then Julie Newmar was also in an episode of TOS.

>>218488896
To be fair he has a much better claim to ownership of TMP than 2001. It's stupid that Kubrick stole all the credit for the special effects but he was still way more involved with that stuff than Robert Wise.

>>218490070
Did they go extinct? I haven’t seen a black woman in a suit in feels like forever

>>218484662
Was he an incel or an autist? Is there a difference?

>>218489880
Does this playa take his thong out his bussy in the finale?

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>>218484811
Like this

>>218489554


Bong salesman obviously.

>>218484885
The outcast is bout homos

>>218490142
what a warm and convivial sort! i bet hes a real pal!

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Majel was so much hotter with dark hair in the Cage.
Why did Gene let them de-hot his mistress for the show? Was he hoping they wouldn't notice that he rehired her if she went blonde?

>>218486983
All he needs to do is outlive Takei

>>218489317
Gotta wonder what Garrett wang did to piss off the execs/writers that badly that they never promoted him

>>218490218
It is fucking insane that Takei is still alive considering his lifestyle. I guess his Jap genes have won over all that anal trauma and all those STIs.

https://youtu.be/dlDSvZPOPVQ?si=sno2IPvkJCIGxyeu&t=326

wtf was that jarate throw.

>>218490218
hes looking less fat lately. im worried.
also crazy takei evade aids and all the other stuff that takes them down early. i suspect he is a fake fag

>>218490286
Star Trek?

>>218490242
>"So, Rick and Brannon, a lot of fans at conventions have been asking me this question, and I thought I'd pass it along... do you know when Star Trek is going to finally have its first Chinese main character?"
>"Uh, Garrett, isn't that you?"
>"No, Kim is Korean..."
>"Oh... what's the difference?"

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>if anyone recognizes me theyll just think im here to buy a hooker
why did starfleet want picard dead?

90s sci-fi sure loved to fellate the red man. Is Chakotay the only Starfleet character allowed to be religious? Worf doesn’t count since he believes the Klingons killed their gods so it’s more a folklore than religion

>>218487206
ENT S3 & S4 are kino.
VOY is a funny parody of TNG.

>>218486983
I know he will make it to at least 100. I know it in my heart.

>>218490355
Does Kira count, since she was temporarily in Starfleet?

So is Vulcan superstrength just one of those weird TOS things we're supposed to forget?

>>218490731
I remember it being brought up in DS9

>>218490731
i dunno, i just remember spock saying it one time and it just sorta stuck so i never really forgot that it was a thing, that and green blood because its copper based or something?

>>218490795
Yeah in the baseball 'sode.
But Spock was half Human and still able to bend metal like it's nothing. I don't think we ever see anything to that degree ever again.

>>218490347
Why does everything in the 80s look like they smeared vaseline on the camera. It looks absolutely repulsive

I don't know anything about star trek

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AYY PAPI

>>218490731
Yeah. They never bring it up with Tuvok. Even when he has tard rage and starts flinging shit at Neelix

>>218489807
YPWUYRNWTBYYTF

>>218489983
I was skeptical but credit where credits due, it was good.
Yet another Star Trek series where the first episode doesn't give the best impression though.

>>218491113
>"NEELIX YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT THIS IS NOT AUTHENTIC PLOMEEK SOUP!" Commander Tuvok calmly clarified before throwing the bowl against the wall.

>>218489983
>cast unconsciously racially grouping

>>218490200
>Was he hoping they wouldn't notice that he rehired her if she went blonde?
Yes, that's actually the reason.

>first time watching Star Trek thought Lwaxana was a nasty old hag
>rewatching I now think Picard and Odo are idiots

>>218491113
It's brought up in Rise! at least, and I think the episode where the vulcan crewman goes into pon farr for B'Ellana it's also mentioned.

>>218491583
Doesn’t B’Ellana overpower him in that episode ? And Klingons are weaker than old bald men and 90lb Bajoran women

>Voyager solves 30,000 years of Vulcan suffering during the Pon Farr by showing them the goon caves

>>218490355
In Data's Day they mention someone aboard the Enterprise celebrates a Hindu holiday.

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You wanted original designs and you got it.

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>>218492087
It's prototype Jay-den!

>>218490355
i don think they specifically did to any real degree desu but the voyager example is particularly egregious because they knowingly hired a proven fraud to be their 'cultural consultant' and didnt give a shit at all everything he told them was bullshit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamake_Highwater

It took 10 years but /trek/ won.

>>218493059
what did we win?

>>218483836
star trek sex with wesley

>>218493092
>what did we win?
star trek sex. with wesley.

>>218490355
Kirk is.

>>218486983
>saw a newspost yesterday about Shatner, 94, being rushed into surgery after a horrific horse riding accident
>headline omits the fact the accident was actually a year ago, and he was fine this whole time
Is this that "fake news" I kept hearing about?

>>218494413
That's enough.

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>>218491113
Neelix has paedo strength, +4 to all child abductions

>>218494275
I almost had a stroke reading this asshole

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>>218494858
your supposed to lick it

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>>218491842
Only Christianity has been debunked. Every brown person religion is still active in the 24th century and beyond.

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>>218494805

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>>218494942

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>Jake-o! You have your whole life to live! Don't RUIN it shooting up a Dominion university!

>>218493092
An end to trek

>>218494910
many christian sects practice head covering. this is what make it such an offensive attempt at tokenism

>>218495486
Maybe she was Coptic, why did you assume her religion?

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>its time for russian roulette

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Let's see how Starfleet Academy is doing the day of the finale. I'm sure it's blowing up the chart-oh. Ohh.

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Care to join us for a game of Parrises Squares?

>>218496019
BASED Sabrina outdrawing

>>218496203
It's even worse because SFA is the only show on that chart producing episodes. And you can't even say "That's because South Park and Spongebob have hundreds of episodes!" because Gay Hockey and Hospital Show are able to top HBO's charts despite also being new with very low episode counts.

>>218496192
why did they think undersized oddly shaped hard cases would replace bags in the future?

>>218496644
The case is actually a mini replicator that generates whatever you might need.

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>>218496192
I prefer Ambo Jutsu

>>218496983
They're right.

>>218497212
They're wrong

>>218497219
Opinions are divided.

Oh look, its the virgin parade

Gather 'round for a song, /trek/.
https://youtu.be/GNN57f0hgII

>>218496983
Nobody is going to remember STD or ACK in 5 years. STD was already forgotten before it even ended. Nobody's putting that show on their resume.

"House of Quark" is a great episode and I don't care how retarded it is.

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>>218497921
Has anyone got the "Gowron looking at padds" webbum from this episode?

>>218497921
it would be better if they stayed married so quark could do the klingon outsider stories instead of that slag dax

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>>218497921

>>218497705
you're seething about it years after it's end while two shows that directly exist because of it are airing

>>218497921
I like how we get to see different alien cultures interact without human influence in that episode

Dabo looks boring as shit. Why do midwits like casino games?

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>>218495486
If I were a woman I'd generally cover my head and bring a gun on me at all times

>>218495486
name 7

>>218498466
Mennonite, Amish, Pentecostal, Eastern Orthodox, Anabaptists, Plymouth Brethren and Many catholics

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>>218486983
>Recovering alcoholic watches rich man spray champagne everywhere right after seeing the Earth from the edge of space, 2021 colorized

>>218498699
Forbidden us all irrevocably.

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>1500-1700: Damn the Defiant! (1962)
>On the H.M.S. Defiant, during the French Revolutionary War, fair Captain Crawford (Alec Guinness) is locked in a battle of wills against his cruel second-in-command Lieutenant Scott-Padget (Dirk Bogarde), whose heavy-handed command style pushes the crew to mutiny.
>1700: Star Trek The Original Series: S3 Ep9 The Tholian Web (1968)
>An Enterprise away party beams over to the USS Defiant, found dead in space, to assess why its crew had gone mad and apparently mutinied itself to death.
Huh... good job, person in charge of programming at Legend
>The H.M.S. Defiant was a fictitious ship, the film is set during the time of the Spithead mutiny of 1797
Huh...

>>218489317
The thing about Voyager that I never understood is how the fuck there wasn't someone having a psychotic breakdown and going completely insane like once a season.

Like imagine being stuck on that ship for years having to do trivial shit day after day knowing full well it could take the entire rest of your life to get back to the alpha quadrant. And were meant to believe the random grunts on maintenance duty didn't go fucking nuts

>>218499414
they were only gone for 7 years. really wasnt that big of a deal

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>>218499414
That's what the holodeck is for, anon. That's why despite all the malfunctions and ship-threatening nonsense that come with them the holodecks are CRUCIAL for staving off mutiny.

Then again, some people seem to really not care for holodecks in principle, like Kira. If you were stuck on Voyager then you'd better get used to simulated Risa or playing an Irish villager I guess.

What’s the graphical fidelity on the holodeck? How small can it make the details? What i want to know is if i can make holographic methamphetamine ok

>>218500012
They replicate chemicals all the time nigga. You probably have to override safety protocols for meth but it shouldn't be a problem to make.

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>>218483621
star trek sex with kira nerys

>>218500093
It would be cool to turn off your high

An episode of Voyager where crew members start secretly producing and getting addicted to a regular, contemporary drug would be pretty funny
>so Doctor, what is this substance
>it's crack, Captain, just... basic crack

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>Kes growing weed and opium poppies in hydroponics

>>218500315
Meme character.

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>Hey dad how long is this going to take anyways?
>not long, without warp speed we’ll be there in around 6 years

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>>218500155
that feel when no kira gf

>>218500164
>to make Holmes holodeck more authentic program for Data Geordi replicates a bunch of cocaine

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>>218500579
Data plus cocaine is a terrifying combination
>Eight hour unbroken rant on feline exobiology

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>>218500661
No one had a chance to interrupt, it was quite hypnotic.

I've finally gotten to the ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS episode in my rewatching. I don't remember this one.

>>218496019
>Spongebob: 69
Nice

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>>218500540
>I can't believe it. My science experiment... a fookin incel.

>>218501148
Odo should have just looksmaxxed and framemogged Vedek Bareil

>>218501166
do odos eyes work or are they just for show like when he pretends to eat?

>>218501448
They must, he takes in visual data and can process his environment. I presume he shapeshifts functional eyes.

>>218501549
He can still see and hear even when he's morphed into something without eyes and ears, I think. So maybe his whole body is capable of processing sound and light.

>>218501737
True, weird. Changelings don't make a lot of sense.

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>>218501148
I thought this would turn into another doppelganger episode with Rene playing Evil Odo. Instead we got some fuckass body horror episode.

Frakes notes: When Betas meet:

"I was just on the Star Trek Cruise with Zoe, who I introduced to Marina, and it was a magical moment, because I had explained to them that I was in this same relationship as a character."

"Zoe had always wanted to meet Marina, and we were doing this musical skit show together, and I introduced them, and I got a picture of them. It was quite wonderful, I think for both of them, the next generation of Betazoids."

>>218502490
Troi was only half a 'zoid

>>218502516
And I'm a 'noid.

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>>218502516
im a noid

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no, I'M a Noid

>>218502749
Would Starfleet treat the Noid seriously/with courtesy?

Orville shillers are pathetic

>>218503007
they would avoid aforementioned noid

>>218502734
Groid

>>218503124
it's fine to like it or whatever but why can't they do it without keeping "Star Trek" out of their fucking mouths? it's so desperate.

>>218503007
No, he pops up like Q with the express intent to fuck up pizzas and nobody wants to deal with that.

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>>218503007
>We're not qualified to be your judges. We have no law to fit your crime. You're free to return to the planet. And to make Dominos Pizza live again.

>>218503511
>Target the Noid with a tricobalt device and fire at will, we've had our last smashed pizza.

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>>218503614
>The Noid has been destroyed, Captain.

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>Captain? I've got a casualty report, it's from the mess hall

>>218500527
what i never understood about this episode is that the ancient bajorans were advanced in enough to launch these things into space, but they still had to operate the sails with a manual crank instead of buttons or something. i'm reasonably sure we invented buttons and switches before we invented space rockets.

>>218503919
Would the ship have even gotten anywhere were it not for the space-eddy or whatever it was that caught Sisko's recreation? I don't care how close two star systems are, sub-lightspeed travel takes functionally forever.

had a dream where there was a new trek series but it was set in the evil mirror universe

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>>218502734
>>218502749
Was that meant to be a reference to that ad campaign that was running at the same time? So much for Star Trek never had contemporary pop culture references.

>>218503919
How did they lauch them into space?

>>218504159
they could be assembled in space but it still doesnt explain the primitive navigation.

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>>218489777
Harry was the delta quadrant's punching bag

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>>218489271
you're not Shran's CO

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I discovered the star trek fan made audio drama scene and although it can be a bit cringe at times I respect the fan dedication (some of these shows have been putting out episodes since 2007) and have been enjoying listening to them.

>>218485260
>I hope you meant ublock origin because WAHHH
see how annoying that is anon?

>>218486592
There were tons of free black people friend. There were thousands of black slave owners who fought in the Civil War. There were free blacks in the North. As other poster said San Fran was always weird so she'd probably look LESS out of place then all the ching chongs wandering around.

>>218498718
>carelessly throws the bottle of probably $1,000+ champagne on the ground
And people tell me I'm not supposed to hate rich fags.

>>218503919
>>218503974
Definitely an episode where the allegory got in the way of the logic. They wanted Ben and Jake to have a father-son sailboat adventure and stuff like the handcranks sells it.

>>218499536
>shitty holodeck where when you're done cooming in your ai whore there's just spooge everywhere
>mutating into a super smart 2 headed monkey man, dominating the ship and eating people you don't like
One of these things would be more fun then the other even though I guess the holodeck will let you fuck your mother.

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>>218505001
damn forgot how disingenuous internet fact checkers were

>>218500419
>Kes was approximately
one to two years old in chronological years when her relationship with Neelix began in Star Trek: Voyager, which is equivalent to roughly 18-20 in human maturity. Kes was born in 2370 and was very young, as the Ocampa species only lives for about nine years.
Okay we need a ships cook. None of us from the Federation know how to cook and we don't have enough energy for the replicators or how to deal with these alien plants or whatever.
Well Captain I found one down on the planet but there's only one problem.
What is it?
Well you see he's a toddlercon.
GOD DAMNIT I'M NOT EATING ANYMORE SPACE MRE'S WE NEED A COOK YOU GET THAT TODDLERCON AND HIS 2 YEAR OLD BRIDE UP HERE RIGHT NOW!!!
Truly the 90s were a more enlightened age.

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Now that the dust has settled over Starfleet Academy, it's time to revisit an age old conundrum:

Was Neelix a pedophile?

>>218505049
Sailing out to Bajor's moon would have been more realistic, albeit less dramatic.

>>218489880
That last episode and his gay skirt thing was awful.

>>218505216
No because the pedo prefix corresponds to Tanner stages not vibes

>>218496983
I hated it. Boring. Really monologue heavy. There were kino episodes, but I honestly did not like the finale.

Star Wars fan here.

I know I'm hard on you guys, but it's really just because I wish you would learn to stick up for yourself.
Some people in life are going to walk all over you if you let them. Pretending that Alex Kurtzman isn't real isn't going to make him go away and they are going to keep producing this crap if you guys just keep posting "earl grey tea lol" like it's 1985 and all of this is just a dream.

We have like 6 shows and an average of 1 and a half of them are good, but it's still mogging this. Star Wars fans will complain because a plant doesn't look right but at least it keeps these people at bay and stops it from becoming complete shit.

star trek

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>clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick!!

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Okay I'll cya bros it'll look suspicious if I put in anymore overtime without anything actually getting done.

Did Holly Hunter have a stroke or is having a heavy lisp a gimmick of these Temu El-Aurians?

>>218505820
Tealcvix

>>218484487
She was so hot

>>218484628
Why do they always give us their religious background???

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>>218505673
Vedek Arboreal

>>218506047
she's hard of hearing

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Reminder that this is Starfleet policy.

I forget, did VOY or ENT have an eppy or 'sode similar to Disaster / Civil Defense / Starship Down?

Would you say that VOY episode stories were closer to TOS during the Kes seasons, and closer to TNG during the Seven seasons?

Pluto plays the same episodes over and over again.

I want to see Voyager, but the premise of Seven of Nine annoys me. I love Star Trek, I don't need titty bait to stick around like a fucking Neanderthal.

>>218508388
seven of nine is one of the better parts of voyager even if she was thrown in there solely for sex appeal.

>>218508388
She could be way less hot and her character is still solid.

>>218508388
What's funny is that Jeri Ryan had amazing range. Body and Soul is a good example. So is Unimatrix Zero. But they put her in the titty suit anyway even though she didn't need it. Such is Hollywood

>>218508388
I have mixed feelings on Seven. On one hand:
>she's hot
>she has fun gimmick episodes
>pretty decent acting chops
>overall more interesting than half the cast
On the other hand
>she's part of the overuse and neutering of the Borg
>she's a walking reminder of BTS crap (desperate ratings grab, Kes being written off, Mulgrew apparently treating Jeri Ryan like crap)
>a lot of her dialogue is just the standard Spock/Data/Odo stuff but with Borg catchphrases crammed in; eventually you get sick of hearing assimilate, perfection, futile, etc.

Star Trek Picard do be the stupidest show that has ever aired on television no cap.

>>218509288
The new one is legitimately even stupider

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damn i forgot jeffrey combs had yet another role on ds9

>>218497921
Fun fact: this episode establishes that Qo'nos/Kronos is the name of the Klingon homeworld. It's implied in The Undiscovered Country but not outright confirmed. TNG calls it Kling in a S1 episode and then sticks to "the Klingon homeworld" for the rest of the series.

>>218509619
It doesn't really have "writing". Things happen and then they're over. I'm not being smug when I say that it basically has the depth of iCarly.

Picard has over 20 writers and that goes in airquotes for all of them.
You know it's smart because things for smart people have an orchestral soundtrack and the intro has a spinning DNA double helix.

>>218508122
No to TOS, yes to TNG

Kes era is weird, its more like really bad episodes of MASH

Other than Seven and Raffi, was basically everything from the first 2 seasons of PIC ignored for S3? I only know about S2-3 through Memory Alpha, RLM, and Major Grin.

>>218510138
S2 ignores S1 and S3 ignores S2
I don't understand why these streaming shows work this way.

>>218510262
>S2 ignores S1 and S3 ignores S2
Huh, so it's just like the Star Wars sequel trilogy...it rhymes.

>>218510311
The seasons contradict themselves too!

>>218510138
Almost everything is forgotten except one of the stupidest plot points of the first two seasons; the fact that Picard is literally dead and Patrick Stewart is playing a Soong-type android made in his image with his memories.

Klingon history is wild. Worf just casually drops that they were pillaged by the Hur'q 1000 years ago. So they had a fucking alien invasion presumably before their industrial revolution.

I wish there was a version of Memory Alpha that wasn't tainted by nu-Trek "lore"

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You guys DO watch Trek with your Runabout toy, right?

>>218510652
that looks like it would hurt to put in your ass

>>218510138
No, it doesn't ignore anything or act as if it never happened. All three are just basically self contained seasons that aren't continuations of the previous one.
The main thing is that showrunner changed in season 2, and the new guy used s2 to write out almost the entire s1 cast except Raffi, because he got in his head that he was going to create his personal Next Next Generation instead of using this ones. His version is pretty embarrassing since it's so much worse than how s1 did it.

Also stop watching that fucking brainlet Major Grin, jesus.

>>218510670
You want the micromachine one then

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>>218510670
That's nothing compared to this girthy boi.

>>218510766
>No, it doesn't ignore anything or act as if it never happened
I mean it definitely does handwave away whatever it was they were trying with the Borg in season 2 as some isolated pocket of nonsense that didn't apply to the broader Borg as a whole, so there is that

>>218511570
The guy in s3 who is like "the Good Borg don't count, shut the fuck up" is a Wolf 359 survivor, he's not making some rational or clear statement on the state of the Borg. S2 even ended putting the Good Borg safely away in a corner away from everything guarding that mysterious Transwarp conduit so they wouldn't be involved in what came next

The Borg in that season end up being exactly what was described in s1 and s2, the last functional remnant of the Collective barely hanging on because Janeway's actions decimated it completely

>>218511564
For a second I thought that was white LEDs on the side but they didn't even exist at the time.

>>218510563
Worf says Klingons killed their creator gods 1000 years ago too. Worf is not a reliable source of information

>>218508388
Unironically Seven of Nine is an interesting island in a sea of blandness. It does get kinda annoying that once she's introduced, like a third of the episodes revolve around her in some way, but what else are they gonna do? Write a Harry Kim episode?
>actually compelling, workable characters:
>Janeway, Tuvok, The Doctor, Seven of Nine
>glorified NPCs and/or charisma vacuums:
>Chakotay, Torres, Paris, Kim, Kes
>Neelix:
>Neelix

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mfw i have to go home and spend time with my family

>>218511916
>Keiko is cooking again.

>>218511850
I like Paris.

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>>218511850
I am irrationally angry at this post and will be passive aggressive about it for several weeks while claiming things are fine.

>>218511850
Chakotay is the only really boring character on Voyager in my opinion

>>218512537
Based knower

>Voy S5E01 Night
Being alone in deep space must be scary enough, but imagine your whole ship losing power. You're in complete darkness, unfathomably far from the safety of your home.

Almost finished watching TNG. After every episode I like to look up people's thoughts on it online; it surprises me how often episodes I really enjoyed have mediocre reception and then episodes I thought were average at best (ie Darmok) are consistently in top 10 lists. Today I saw Eye of the Beholder for example and thought it was awesome, yet apparently many people seem to think it was weird and/or gay

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>>218512882
Now imagine you are Janeway and there are other species of aliens just waiting to be baited and switched over moral diplomatic overtures. Bonus you get freaky aliens to "protect" that justify your backstabbing

All the sudden the infinite darkness seems friendly

>>218512882
I don't like this episode just because it makes the crew seem so utterly weak
they've literally only been in the void for 2 months when the episode starts
Janeway is suicidally depressed, Paris and Belanna are arguing in public, Neelix is having panic attacks

They'd have tons of maintenance to do, countless hours of data to pour over, not to mention the fact that they'd just get to chill out for once - i really dont think it'd be that big of a deal

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>Which just goes to show that we can all agree that all Star Trek shows are bad, except for a certain 3. You know what 3 I'm talking about.

>>218512945
It is weird and gay but it's also good

>>218512945
I thought it was kinda mid but it's okay if we don't agree.

>>218512945
skin of evil made me cry and feel very deeply and i thought about it often.
turns out people give it 1/10's and make essays about how terrible it is.
i don't understand.
i like the classic old testament concepts of true irredeemable evil and good and justice and stuff. and i love every single time Data talks. i consider it the best episode of the star trek.

>>218512945
What other episodes did you disagree with the hivemind about?
Personally I think most of the telepathy episodes are dumb and Troi is a boring character.

>>218512945
If we're being candid, I actually didn't care much for The Measure of a Man the first time I watched it.

>>218513355
You're right, most people seem to hate that episode. I remember quite liking it and found the villain very intriguing and memorable, but then again I didn't find Season 1 nearly as bad as its reputation would suggest. Aside from lame shit like Code of Honor (not even for its "racism", it just sucked), I found most of it enjoyable.

Data is awesome, he was instantly my favorite character but desu I don't find him as enjoyable is S7, and perhaps even dating back to S6. Not sure if this is a popular sentiment, for me it's a combination of the subtle changes in how he play the role and perhaps one too many "Data is manipulated into being a serious threat to the crew" episodes. Conversely I found early Worf to be somewhat of a joke but now I really love the character.

>>218513373
Another universally praised episode I found more so average was Best of Both Worlds. Felt more like a popcorn episode than a thought-provoking one that sticks with me. Then there's episodes like Remember Me which is among my absolute favorites that aren't typically seen as on that level

>>218513134
Feels like something that'd make more sense if it was like, a year

But it kind of links to another personal complaint in that Voyager is entirely too sterile. They're on at best a decades long journey with a very real prospect of it becoming a generational ship, and nobody ever makes Voyager their home. The void would probably grate less if there was actual comfort.

>>218513637
I think over time it's become relatively accepted that BOBW part 2 is a bit middling compared to the first half. Kinda peaks once you hit the Wolf 359 scene.

>>218513637
I'm oldfag enough that I watched TNG on cable as it was airing and Best of Both worlds was the most kino cliffhanger between seasons. Remember Me was pretty good.

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>>218489925
>If you were any other anon, I would kill you where you stand!

>>218513726
I'd agree with that. I, Borg is another episode that is rated very high (8.8 IMDB) that I felt was merely "good". Maybe it's just a Borg thing for me, as a concept they're a cool ideabut I find Romulans/Cardassians are more intriguing villains. I'm aware that's a very unpopular/retarded opinion for most though

>>218513748
Fair enough, didn't even really consider that. Apparently it was a question at the time whether Stewart would even return to the show so yeah, that would definitely add to the suspense

>>218513911
You'll love DS9 if you're a Cardassian guy. Gul Dukat is easily the best recurring Trek villain imo.

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>>218498057
you on the other hand, will never be a woman