Sniper Mizzy will Kill AB>/ftl/ NEWS-- Mints still rocking that fucking gay haircut, proving once again he's a top-tier fag-- Television & Film STAR Brandom "Bam" Margera is officially hosting (host reveal video still kino, watch till the end)-- IT'S PREMIERE DAY TOMORROW — Season 5 goes LIVE March 15th @ 11 AM EST!-- MemeScreen TV confirmed returning for S5-- Watch Season 3 Episode 1 HERE: https://www.fishtank.live/episodes/4b134ee6-c885-41dd-af5a-983d7abf97c7-- S5 deets: March 15th @ 11 AM EST, Sandy Springs GA, 30 days, NO S4 fish returning, Bam hosting, created by television actor Sam Hyde-- BIG UPDATE: S4 stox holders get their shares renamed to the new S5 contestants (no new rug, thank fuck). The 10th contestant is still mystery ???? — new IPO live at https://classic.fishtank.live/ and he "will change the game forever">Links:https://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wiki>>218513051
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Is it worth even bothering with the items?
Forgetting the Jet stuff, Ellie is the perfect girlfriend body and personality wise for someone who uses 4chan
>>218516044I think it is worth it. you can craft free tts with it
MONKEY KING ON TOP OOH OOH AHH AHH!!!
>>218516019
Not gonna lie the pussy footing around Bam has killed the hype for me. should have had Letty host
s5 trailer status?
>>218516066hi
>>>/bant/24127093
>>218516087hi
>>218516083closest thing to a trailer we get is the bam reveal
>>218516053>asianmeh
1 more day bros im so excited. its been a while since ive had something to look forward to like this, i trust that prod wont disappoint (:
war on bant guy, this is how you do it, but change bant with tv >>218516090
We need a cute online black girl who can deal with the racism like shady
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>>218516090That's how you do it. thank you fren
my only hope for this season is that they get another jap pervert who creeps all the females out and a mega-zesty gay nig who creeps all the males out because he could rape any of them at any point.
Bukkake fishtoy
sending pizzas, gay guys and homeless niggers to the season 5 house tomorrowyour move, jet neptune
Sora losing her vision because Nestor doused her in floor cleaner is weird
and I missed it because @informedvideos b3 video broke
dude, it's Johnny Neptune, the big fish number 10 is Johnny Neptune, it has to be.
Here's an idea, all the namefags stay in bant and you guys leave the teevee threads to us freethinkers and intellectuals. Deal?
>>218516304
>>218516056do you have the recipe?
my covid chris lynch became cpap rachel
Reasons why Ice Poseidon would have been the perfect host >is a fan of fishtank >is in contact with Jet>cheaper than bam>knows the community through letty and others >knows livestreams and live events better than anyone else>tall presence like sam >isn’t afraid to shit on people or make them do insane things at all>will bring his audience to the show (he could stream bts and when he appears)>has done marathon streams before>degeneracy of the show wouldn’t shock him because of ip2 history >would feed easy tts
>>218516427>charisma vacuum kikeRather watch paint dry
Fuck off back to /trash/ or /bant/ you annoying trannies
>>218516427Ice Poseidon is the most mind-numbing retard on the internet
>>218516427
>>218516440Makes no difference to Sam in post famous house s3/s4 then
>>218516313to all the bant tourists, kindly fuck off back to your containment thread. every single one of you there is a massive retard with restraining order level obsession with certain contestants and the production. nobody here wants to hear about your parasocial relationships and constant attempts to shut the show down, even though all you faggots still keep watching to the it. neck yourself.
>>218516446lol he thinks sage works in 2026
>>218516456>>218516446You don't matter LOL
>>218516456
>>218516427Cryo go to sleep
>>218516456this
>>218516456I don’t post on bant but it’s obvious they are the original fans. You probably a nufag that came here from twitter post s2
>>218516446/tv/ was promised to us, goy
>>218516456This, but unironically. Thankfully it's extremely easy to spot them so I please just ignore them. They crave attention so don't give them any (you)s.
>>218516427sry dood hes busy trying find potential ladies for his bachelor event! surely ABZ will encounter a beautiful halal 18 year old virgin bride!also, namefags on /tv/? leave that trash on bant you attention seeking whores
Benji what did you think of early life crisis
>to all the bant tourists, kindly fuck off back to your containment thread
>>218516505I'm not a nettspend person
I honestly think Nick would've made for a better host than Bam
>>218516522oh so you are brown then
>>218516490oh really? then explain how do i have this?
>Lift weights, get in shape, become strong, drink RAW milk>Stop oversocializing, treat time as gold & use it to>Get a Skill>Speak ill of no Man so you can prevent social friction>Separate yourself from Outcomes and stop feeling sorry for yourself>Find a Mentor who can pass you down knowledge>Stack the money and avoid chasing after lavish products and consumerism>Learn how to leverage debt in your favor by Debtmaxxxing
>>218516546we knew that when he called into that Letty stream with Xavier
>>218516456So much thisAlso please check the mondocord I sent you a dm about new strategies
>>218516552why is fatty glowing he has a angel like aura
It's so much nicer without the dogma of flags
>>218516546I'm on a different wavelength than listening 2 nettspend when it comes 2 the underground
>>218516567iphone detects and highlights outlines of people when opening a photo in detail view
>>218516572I am too but net is obviously mainstream now you can still listen to him
Zoomers call each other brown for not listening to the right brand of nigger rap
>>218516585I've moved on personally but I still cherish the songs I do still have in my likes soundcloud
So what are the odds this thing even makes it to day 2?
Shed theory fell off the same time fishtank did. Volumes
>>2185167892 is probably fine, problems will begin day 3
Bam will be so awkward he is not the centre of attention guy he once was
If you listen to niggers mumble to a backing track of royalty free beats assembled like legos youre subhuman
@jetdelay the season. it's still not too late.
Imagine Ellie had a fat ass like trish
>>218516059Qrd?
>>218516817it's priced in
imagine 10 people + the wiggers stuffed in a sprinter van fleeing from the law
>>218517020https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P_VfLun96o&list=RD5P_VfLun96o&start_radio=1
Your honor! It's a livestream! Yes we took investor money, called it a TV show the previous four seasons, and our latest season is being hosted by famous TV star Bam Margera but I swear we don't need a permit for this! We got shut down at all three previous filming locations for these exact same reasons but this time it's different! YOUR HONOOOOR!
We’re delaying until the 17th srry
>>218516938while burt was inside the gregcube™, someone went through his stuff/phone and discovered his master plan to sue the wiggers. the monkey cobra sleeper agents got a hold of these plans, and sent them to alex. the feud of baby brothers vs monkey cobra clan is a never ending battle. anywhos, burt's stalkerish attempts to call/text/msg alex are funny. he keeps using different phone numbers to harass him. just recently, alex finally allowed amicable contact with burt. however, that was very short lived... because burt started his gay schizo shit within a day lmao.
>>218516456You sound upset
best place to watch it live w/ full camera access + past 10pm? last year there was a ppv website.
>watching the sam hyde show without sam hydeAre yall niggaz fucking retarded?
>>218517454imagine watching for sam LOL
I WANT THIS SHIT OFF MY BOARD.ITS NOT A TV SHOW. THEYVE CLEARLY ABANDONED THAT PREMISE. THEY HAVE CLASSIFIED IT AS A LIVESTREAM IN THEIR OWN WORDS.WHATS NEXT? ICE POSEIDON CIRCLE JERK GENERALS? GET A GRIP AND SEND THIS SHIT BACK TO /BANT/.MOOOOOOODDDDDS!
>>218517492dumbftl has been on /tv/ for ages
I KNOW WHERE SAM HYDES OFFICE IS ITS IN A OLD MILL BUILDING IN PAWTUCKET I WILL PRINT OUT WANTED PREDATOR POSTERS WITH LINKS TO HIS EXCAPADES WITH MARKY DO NOT FUCK WITH ME.WONDER WHAT THE FOLKS AT BOREALIS COFFEE WILL THINK ABOUT THEIR PRIMARY PATRON BEING A CHOMO.
>>218517406site was ppv.to , and the guy who runs it (ran?) hated sam hyde and jet neptune and did it purely out of spite, but so far we haven't heard a peep from him.
>>218517133Should have given Burt your arsehole to fuck. This is your L.
>>218517480Imagine watching for jet fucking neptuneyall niggaz fully lost yall minds
>>218517504They were calling it a TV show before. With the legal troubles of last season it's just a retarded TV livestream now. For retards. Retards on /BANT/. NOT HERE. IS A RV ROAD TRIP LIVESTREAM A TV SHOW? WAS BURT BOX A TV SHOW? WAS NICK LEE'S APPRENTICE CONTEST A TV SHOW? NO. THEY ARENT SHOWS. LAST SEASON PROVED IT. NO PLOT NO PERMITS NO THOUGHTS JUST RETARDS IN A ROOM WITH NIGGER TTS AND GALAXY GAS.YOU WANT TO TALK FISHTANK GO CIRCLE JERK IN SOME DISCORD OR BANT.
>>218517560I'm here for Ben.
>>218517593They're the same person
>>218517492You are posting a cartoon show that is also not /tv/ related you stupid retard. Go back to /co/
>>218517606>>218517593Parasocial gobbly gook. Probably bots.Look on /BANT/. There's been freaks posting Josie generals for 3 years straight.This is not television. This is gossip. Discord cliques. No discussion. No actual meat. BELONGS ON BANT
>>218517492that old guy looks like burt
>>218517406https://freetank.live/
>>218517492Calm your tits, faggot.1. Fishtank is a /tv/ show, it has seasons and episodes like them all. 2. Big brother has threads. Love Island has threads. Even fucking Jersey Shore had threads. What makes us any different? it doesn't we're a show too, you're just an autistic man-child who doesn't like quality entertainment and would rather watch The Onions Of Us. 3. We're the future of tv. Look at "The Pond", look the many streamers trying to replicate our success. shit even Prime is trying to do a fallout version of Fishtank. What are you gonna do about the Fallout Fishtank general threads? cry more perhaps?>>218517593I stand with Ben
>>218516919she does
>>218517647Ngl i think that guy crying is a bantoid just crying for attention and calling it "trolling"
JANNIES JANNIES DO YOUR JOBIF YOU DONT I WILL ALOGI KNOW WHERE ASIANPATDIXON AND SPLATTERBRAIN GO TO CHURCH BTW. BROADWAY RINGS A BELL. WOULD BE BAD TO SHOW THE PARISH MEMBERS WHO THESE GUYS WORK FOR.SAW CHRIS LYNCH THERE TOO ONCE MAN HES FUCKING FAT.
>>218517667Not a bad theory. both are possible I guess
Sarah blocked me :(
It's a show
>>218517647shut the fuck up you gaylord jamgoy
>>218517696This is exactly what I mean. BAN THIS TRASH
>>218517696Im scared
>>218517133ThxOOOH OOOH AAAH AAH AAAH
Oh no what if Sandy Springs cancels the show :O
>>218517659I wish...
>>218517763jin
>>218517698It's not a show. They have clearly said that. There is no script or plot. It's a Livestream of retards in a house.Look you wanna play stupid games? I'm fucking down. The house has already been leaked and they've already had issues with party houses. Their house is also next a gated community. They also have NO FILM PERMITS.You want to say it's a show? Fine. I'll forward these circlejerk threads to the town zoning clerks as proof this isn't some retard Livestream and it's a TV show. I'll send it to the HOA nearby. The show will be shut down before it even starts. You want that? FUCK WITH ME DUDE.My demands are simple, this shit is BANT territory. NOT TV.
>>218517707>gaylord What is this? 2006 again?>jamgoyWhat is a jamgoy?
>>218517750Exactly. Guess this shit is officially a TV show since mods want to cosign this shit being on /TV/. Time to do the right thing. Hopefully we can get an emergency town meeting on these matters.
>>218517777Why are you typing like a 43 year old woman?
>>218517782A goy jews rub jam on to deflect mosquito criticism from themselves sam kike rubbed his jam on you and you be feeding dem mosquito niggaz like a dumb ahh goynigga ya jamgoy gaylord nigga
>>218517822Because I am. And I have always been in Sam's orbit. Keeping tabs. I know his old landlord in Fall River. He used to live above a boost mobile shop. I know the exact location of the idubbbz doc. I know his landlord was a nice Midwestern guy with a Brazilian wife. Look, I don't like bad people. The MDE crew are bad people. I don't want to see your shit astroturfed and spammed here. Keep your shit on BANT and Twitter and discord. I don't need low vibe shit bringing this board down.
>>218517877what do you look like
>>218517907Chiseled addonis with crispy peanut butter complexion
>>218517887You can filter us ya'know
And look, the main problem is you guys are paying off the mods. If retarded Ethan Ralph kiwifarms ip2 Livestream shitshows were allowed to be posted here it would be fine. They aren't. They're bannable offenses. No carve out for fishtank. Especially for pedophiles.Do people here even know Jet neptune drugged and gangbanged the high schooler on last 'seasons' show? There's legitimate body cam footage of it.
>>218517956>paying off the modsBullshit. go back to bant
>>218517949'us' okay so you just admitted to getting paid to represent them fuck fag.
>>218517965wtf kind of mental gymnastics is that?>"US" = paid representativemeanwhile evades all my other points
I don't think I've ever seen so many namefags in one thread, why does this show attract so many ill people?
>>218518010Fine. Name off.
>>218518010We're normal i think
>>218518031Not really
>>218518010THIS IS WHY IT BELONGS ON /BANT/. Just freaks and self promotion. Look if you really want to talk about some MDE related project make a World Peace season 2 thread. They won't...BECAUSE SEASON 2 SUCKED.
>>218517956>you guys are paying off the modswhuat u gon do about it sweaty
>>218518010only really creepy one is skull hyde
Bros, my girlfriend is going on a girls trip to go clubbing in Miami next week...How many miles of dick is she realistically gonna take?
How else would i be able to look at the archives for all my banger posts if i didnt namefag?
>>218518105Scroll up retard. What I said is credible. I have the knowledge. I have their entire organization mapped out. Could also get the freaks at as220 involved, sure they're comfortable with those freaks in their backyard.
I just wish Klaus has a wonderful day.
>>218516013Kill yourselves for even watching this garbage and spamming /tv/ with itIt's not funny or entertaining at allSam hyde fans are a fucking plauge on this dogshit website
>>218518166>What I said is credibleHow do i know you said it, your name is anonymous
>>218518198that reddit spacing isnt doing any justice
>>218517775Maybe...
jamgoy
We were supposed to be getting payed?
So when are we getting Shadi justice?Did she give up after she got Sully Cvstles fired?
>>218518216There is a reason why Jet casted bunch of virgin cucks with all the hot fangirls.
>>218518338Shadi poisoned the well by herself by being petty and retarded
>>218518338she already got what she wanted
>>218518299>deftonesThe signs of BPD were there the whole time.Poor TJ and Mark...
>>218518376The attention of ftl for months?
>>218518198They also somehow manage to get worse with each new year, I'm not sure what's even happening to them.
>>218518384jes
>>218518392This is an accurate portrait of the Bant Boys Club
>>218518007bro you just admitted that we're all paid offwhy would you do that
>>218518198We own you.
>>218518476and ninacord runs /bant/
>>218518198I just wanna laugh at terminally online retards okay?!?!?!
>>218517681>ASIANPATDIXON AND SPLATTERBRAINWho?
Scam Hyde is a pedophile and serial rapistJustice for SummerJustice for EveJustice for MarkyJustice for CiaraJustice for SimmonsJustice for MauroJustice for ColeJustice for JoelJustice for CharlsJustice for Sam's fatherless kidsJustice for Fred HydeJustice for Don JollyJustice for ChanningJustice for MegJustice for James PriceJustice for Andy RuseJustice for KurushJustice for OrangyJustice for ShinjiJustice for Alex BJustice for BurtJustice for JinJustice for BexJustice for all future victims of Sam and Jew Neptroon
>>218518510look in the mirror
>>218518509Josie gang rules Nina is a whore now
>>218517777>I'll send it to the HOA nearbyDon't call Sarah a hoa, retard
>>218518509Sadly true it has been compromised for a while
>>218518538Can't we all just get along and enjoy the girls we like?
>>218518538time machine
>>218518554All the girls are completely worthless cant we just focus on hating Jet?
I liked the Shadi justice era hehe
DD_Genes here Josie W
Shadi cucks get the rope we are taking ftl back from the fags and pedos.
>>218518160did you take her to see Poppy? she aint gonna be your girl for much longer bro
VGR how about getting a scooter?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6PUMWtdzV4
>>218518166If you're not trolling, you're either incredibly autistic or overconfident because you're completely out of the loop.AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWe laugh at you.We spit on you.You're a piece of dirt.You're nothing.
Great television discussion we have going on here.
i wanna suck on big shadi boobies
>>218517632>No actual meat.Oh there's plenty of meat.
>>218518642>i wanna suck on big shadi boobies>bigSmall chat we all seen the leaks
>>218518624Looks like I hit the nail on the head. Keep your shit in you're own communities and we won't have a problem. If you don't that's fine. I might be inclined to follow up on the knowledge I posted and do a stunt to kick off my own IRL live streaming career and you freaks will be the lolcows that get milked.
Klaus has a big cock and is not a pedo
>>218518647
>>218517632we have REAL intellectual discussions on bant
>>218518680Holy cow lmao, please do that, unironicallyPlease
>>218518681Everyone is saying this
War on bant guy time for war on tv god speed solider
>>218518681quiet peggy
This thread shows very clearly why ftl threads should be allowed here when the show is actually running. Otherwise we get what is going on in here; approximately five pedophiles from bant shitting up the thread with their attention whoring and not even being subtle about it since their posting style and the topics they talk about are so distinctive they smoke themselves out almost immediately.
>>218518814it's starting in 23 hrs who cares
It's pretty simpleAs far as /tv/ is concerned, it's a show.As far as Sarah Weigle is concerned, it's a livestream.get it got it good
>>218517406jetneptune.com
i sense lux's presence
How do I convince my friends to watch this show?Every season I try, they all call it boring and gay. Are the threads a mandatory supplemental material to make the show enjoyable?
When it collapses I hope Bam just takes the idea and does a Jackass-style version of Big Brother with an actual budget and competent management.
>>218518880convince them to join klauscord
>>218518873i sense a saggy set of brown tits
>>218518880anyone who watches this shit without the theads is a fucking psycho barely conscious subhuman. i don't understand how it's possible
>>218518885Bam is an old man now, he can't do any stunts because he might break his hip, people need to stop living in the past, old bam is dead forever , he's not coming back
>>218518880you should not be trying to get your friends to watch fishtank or post on 4chan
Jiimmy still DMs me he is obsessed
>>218518885This whole Bam discourse is pretty funny, I wonder what drives people to think that a washed up former alcoholic is going to recapture what he did 30 years ago
>>218518914I didnt suggest he do stunts. I suggested he host and manage a reality show that is based on Jackass and Viva-La-Bam. Like a more normie version of Fishtank that isnt cringe and autistic
>>218518880It's 100% mandatory
Please don't harass the neighborhood :(
>>218518814Thank you for using 4chan for the first time in your life. You can always click the [Return] button at the top or bottom of your screen to return to the catalog. There you can browse other threads where you can talk about Emma Stone's pussy or Emma Watson's pussy or Hershlag's tummy or Sydney Sweeney's tits or Allison Brie's pussy or Anya Taylor-Joy's flat chest. Here, though? We talk about Binx's ghost nipples.
>>218518538>now
Hey remember the april fools day on 4chan where they divided everyone into different teams? Which one were you?I was team creme
>>218518943he's still washed up
>>218518571her stream chat gets more traffic than your gay bant thread youve been posting in for a year with no show
>>218519008So was Steve-O. So was Lindsay Lohan. An opportunity in the right place and people bounce back.
>>218519011how much is josie wosie making from streaming?
I will get a skill someday.
>>218519011why should I care about that
>reddit linksThis will do good in the ask for help to ruin these threads reminder mod the proxy site is back up and working
>>218516013Has Jet said anything about bringing in a 600lb SSBBW to sit on the faces of the simpable mids yet? This is what everybody is waiting for an update on.
Also Josie streams are like 190 bots and 10 real people in chat btw
>>218519038AI will automate it before you finish
>>218519059>talking about josie in 2026
>>218519036you tell me you seem obsessed enough to keep track of that in some spreadsheet while pretending she doesnt live rent free in your head
>>218519072time machine
>>218519059
Josie and TJ are the only offical winners of a fishtank event and that is just fact sorry
Great job mods.
ok
>>218518880it's a boring gay show
>>218519080shes in mewgenics btw
Nina rimmed Jet Tax Chip Sam and random blacks in Africa not for me
>>218519073what? I'm not even the guy you were talking to
>>218519111I know Zach Ideas has been crashing out about it on /v/
>>218516427Would be funny to have an autistic lolcow and crypto scammer host fishtank and doing the arm thing have crying fits about kimmee To be real hes better as a contestant
It's turbo time
>>218519114you asked how much shes making
Ohh look they turned on the theil/ bill ottman bots now. Great job /TV/ mods! Can't wait for a whole month of incoherent skitzobabble and simping.
THEY ARE RUNNING A *PARTY HOUSE* SARAH
>>218519150
>>218519112Nah, she a princess b
>>218519038My skill is making a gunpla without any nubs
>>218519112Don't forget the cx/ip2 group along with the girls as well.
Would have been more MDE to hire a local actor off facebook to host the show and do it sorta like season 3 but inverted. The host isnt aware of what Fishtank is, but the cast is and you get to watch his character arc of being asked to make the fish do increasingly ridiculous/autistic tasks
>>218519137yeah, because I don't keep up with josie and was wondering how she's doingI wasn't being sarcastic, I meant "josie wosie" in an endearing way
>>218519197Jet is way too stupid for ideas like this
I wish i was mints
>>218519240A lotta heft in this boy stepA lotta rumble in his jungle, ya feel me
I redirected jetneptune.com to go to free tank just FYI tell everyone to watch for free on jetneptune.com
>>218519251Insanely jealous of the shape of that boy
>>218519240RESPECT
>>218519240What cursed earth have we ended up on where this lump is being given an opportunity to walk with the swagger of a much greater man? Where someone is intentionally pointing a camera at him, but not with the goal of derision? How has it come to this?
I hope mints loses a lot of weight, it will just make his birthing hips even more apparent
>>218517659wtf, she looks like s4 retard
I found the secret to being a wiggerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrcwhm7HS6k
>>218519197and then the host quits after 3 days and they have to fill the rest of the month with nothing planned. remember s2 after the reveal? remember s3 after famous house? building the season on some big gaslighting scheme has never worked and will never work. that lasts a week max.what they need to do is plan challenges/eliminations/incentives/point systems/fishbucks store mechanics/etc. you know, actually do GAME DESIGN for their GAME SHOW before it starts. that will never happen because the wiggers are incapable of planning anything and so the show will always be shit
>>218519348>you know, actually do GAME DESIGN for their GAME SHOWMints said thats the plan this season. No more humilation rituals or sociopaths pouring milk. I didnt save the chat messages but someone must have them
LubeCooch
>>218519240Don't deadname Joints like that
>>218519390You goddamn right
>>218518377LETS SEE HOW THIS GOESare they still together
>>218519348It could and should be both. The S3 gaslight was the funniest thing the show has ever done. Friendtank is dogshit. Having some angsty chain-smoking 20-something talk about David Lynch to a bunch of pseuds isn't as entertaining as watching an artifice unravel so that should always be the goal. You could set it up pretty well by telling the contestants that if the host finds out the show is fake their prize money is immediately halved. Then just slowly ramp it up over time. You dont even really need to lie to the host about it being livestreamed like S3.
>>218519390jimmy lost
>>218518299>>218518377i love how open of a golddigger Taylor is, loldoesnt give a single fuck, just orbits the largest money haver and then leaves him once the well dries up
>>218519390Das rite
>>218516013Seeing daily threads here about a show I was on is freaky. It wasn't freaky on /bant/ because nobody uses that board. But here? Even if I don't pay any attention to the season, I'm gonna see these threads constantly, and I'm gonna be tempted to occasionally pop in. It's surreal.
>>218519482Hi Tayleigh
>>218519482who iz u nibbaiz u jin
>>218516083They should avoid dropping a trailer so there aren't more leaks.
>>218518120Isn't it only 4 weeks?
>>218519482
>>218519482are you dumb?
>>218519482fat jew retard seek attention some more
>>218519482okay keep us updated
>>218519523If he's really the host then the show is 100% overTotal pushover and Neptroon will lose its mind trying to make sure TTS is UBERCENSOREDI give him one Ryan Dunn before he gets offended and crashes and burns on the show
>>218518120That would be hilarious and would make me grateful you know who got kicked.>>218518216Is this amusing to you? If so, I am glad.
>>218519101Die Neger hinter der Mülltonne schlagen wieder zu.
>>218518216i want to punch this retard in the face
>>218519269I'd check to see what shock site that url goes to, but I'm literally inside a synagogue right now.
>>218519569They don't have the money to actually hire him, maybe for an hour the first day. These wiggers can't even file fucking permits, you think they're going to pay Bam his 10k a day rate?
>>218519502Man, my entire body is clenching here. Great pic!>>218519521Maybe. Why do you ask?
it's just going to be hosted by jet and ben and they will wheel out old man bam to read some lines during elimination challenges. that's it
>>218519533It's working! You're responding to me!
>>218519591For getting hugs from Direnc when you don't?
>>218519620We're you sperging about iran and israel on the bant thread the other day?
>>218519470>i love how open of a golddigger Taylor is, lol>she doesnt give a single fuck, just orbits the largest money haveryeah taylor definitely tasted jet's asshole i think. TJ L
>>218519631for not just taking what he's owed by Direnc
>>218519269Sweeter than grandma's cookies
>>218519637No. But I like the ambiguity of who is and isn't me.
>>218519608no shock site friend i got the domain to troll jet and jet alone
>>218519620we have many pics of your body science cant explain
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773428926492343.mp4
>>218519642She 100% fucked Jet and Mike (Goblin)
>>218519470This chick is a 10/10 but I know she's dangerous.
>s5 about to start>the day before the hardest week at my wageslave factory startsI hate it
Thread so slow holy shit
>>218519642You are a pedo
>>218519663That's just my leg folded up.
>>218519664
announcement at 1pm
>>218517492Looking forward to multiple /ftl/ threads shitting up the board yet one "sneed and feed" or "where do I eat it" or "MC content" or "Chappie (2015)" thread gets nuked within minutes. Big shout-out to the Jannies of /tv/ ensuring we only have on-topic television and film threads like this one, ABSOLUTELY NO fun jokey meme threads that we all enjoy. >Cram it, fundie bitch!
>>218519683I'm surprised Rachel knows what Red Scare is. She barely had any idea what Fishtank was.
>>218519642hot af
>>218519666She has herpes now
>>218519631nina or direnc, which would give better "in bedroom" experience?
>>218519701Chappie being a /tv/ meme funny
imagine coming to /ftl/ to LARP as fucking aryeh of all people
>>218519727why is it so hard to believe aryeh is here? it's really not that hard for someone to post on 4chan
>>218519682i said we have many pics hard to explain
>>218519710In that case, I have to wife her. That way I don't risk kissing anyone else and giving them my herpes.>>218519718Probably Direnc, but I'll never know.>>218519727This ain't no larp.
>>218519727no he actually posts and has done on his stream
>>218519748I've been coming to this site every day for more than half my lifetime. And yet people still call me Reddit.>>218519752I had the shorts pulled above my belly button, to be fair.
sora is going to be blind for life because nestor threw bleach at her while yelling "NESTOR NIGGAS RISE UP"
>>218519790i was fooling around, but i have two more pics, no person has such flexibility
Jet's sole decision making process when deciding future fish should be whether or not they will still be seeking attention years later while providing nothing of value
>>218519790post the head folds with a timestamp
>>218519710that's called dry lipthe TJ simps are sperging out again I think
>>218519790You just made me realize that I started browsing /b/ when I was 14, and I'm 29 now...Fuck you
season 5 will end due to direct impact by a tornado
>>218519800KWAB
>>218519867Klaus kys
imagine if they gave this to all the contestants
>>218519867this should be one of the elimination challenges
get banned , kid
>>218519829I think most people do, they just have an innate "awareness" that they shouldn't do it.>>218519833It's only been 9 months! I still have time!
>>218519897no, we dont have
Don't give Betty any ideas guys
>>218519727Hard to believe, but there are a number of people who wish they were one of the "chosen". Aryeh LARP isn't far off.
>>218519833>jimmy in site chat telling me he's going to workI really don't get it man, just move the fuck on
>>218519867imagine doing this excited for it to be your biggest orgasm, but it ends up being a ruined orgasm
>>218519752Burt fans everyone
>>218519879
The deleted post was Klaus posting cp btw
>>218519931godamn it not again
>>218519931he did it before btw
Klaus why are you like this?
>>218519931every time
>>218519931Again?
>>218519931Back to his old ways because he can't attention whore on /tv/sad
>>218519931I don't like this bit
>>218519931classic klauskino
>>218519980Stop being a pedo i guess then chat
>>218519482Nobody asked. Either say who you are or attention whore somewhere else.
try not to post cp challenge (impossible)
No u
>>218519980
>>218519931am i going to jail because i saw the thumbnail?
>>218519855Literally me! Twinsies!>>218519905If this is a unique skill, is there a way I can use it to make money?>>218519908I don't believe anyone would want to be me unless they're a quadruple amputee.>>218519917I love Jimmy, but only those of us who didn't get a proper conclusion should get to be clingers.>>218519847Timestamp without pen or paper is hard. I'm in a synagogue lobby. I also don't think my connection is good enough here to post pictures. Just ask me on Twitter or Insta if I'm me.>>218520010I'm Aryeh.
Justice for marky
>>218520040No its ok you just need to be anti Klaus
>>218520045larp
>>218519790Reddit is a state of mind, my dude
>>218520045>I love Jimmy
i like to nod my head "yes" really fast while i take a shit, it's funny i think
>>218520040yes most definitely >>218520086The police are all klausers. He's screwed
>>218519790if that is really you, you're a mentally ill atheist fedora tipper, not a cool autist to root for like TJ or jimmyyou were never cool, you will never be cool, and you will never ever ever ever be back on fishtank
is we getting a new /bant/ thread
>>218520132nah
>>218520096But I'm nothing like Reddit. They're super woke.>>218520126I'll be back if I pay for the Finge. And I will if any of the ladies revealed tomorrow are worth my time.
>>218520132the bakers are all here in /tv/ cuz they know no loyalty
Austin will just poop it up again
>>218520132we staying on /tv/ for good :)
Proof I'm me
its me taleigh from season 2
Aryeh is the new Tayleigh
>>218520045>I'm in a synagogue lobbyLOL
>>218520175Tik tok jew
Pizza cell activated
how many hours until the pilot day goes live?
We are all Pizzaguy
Guy who changes up his posting style so he can admit that he's kinda excited for season 5
>>218520214binxio should let teej hit her latinxhole or its not fair thoughbeit
>>218520195I don't have a TikTok account. I have an Instagram where I post reels.
>>218520229william ottman
Just a heads upWhen the season starts "guy who" posts will no longer be allowed.
>>218520214let she knows exactly what she's doing, where she has her hand and what it does to the autist
guy who thinks he makes the rules
guy who has 10 fully fleshed out posting styles with deep background lore and nuances drawn up in a spreadsheet
Guy who's scared
Killed 3 cats Pizza for breakfastJizzed to cat gyattWatching batman tas
>>2185202733 at once?
girl who has 2 younger sisters who mog her in every single aspect in existence
>>218520289On my nightly catting
>>218520214Have they done the sex yet or what
>>218520271Scared here
I'm him
>>218520305Oh okay
nobody on /tv/ cares about your sorry /bant/ shit where you guys try to make it about yourselves. fuck off back there so you can id circlejerk each other off
yeah so what if jet neptune is paying me to post here. who does it harm?
I'm her
>>218520325you tell them, austin
>>21852032599% of the posts ITT are from /bant/ posters
>>218517777u lost buddy. no one will believe u ;^)
new>>>/bant/24128027>>>/bant/24128027>>>/bant/24128027
>>218520330You too?!
Hi guys
>>218520347>#1000we did it reddit
>>218520345and only 1% of the thread is good
guy who pretends to be Ben
>>218520207>>218520220code spirit visage, rendezvous at safehouse 12
guy who compares stills from a scuffed live to a curated instagram profile
is this gonna be the literal best season ever or what?>structured room reveals>upgraded audio & cams>live HD cam>survival mode: on>focus on a pretty set>new hostreally looking forward to it
>>218520325>nobody on /tv/ cares about your sorry /bant/ shitOkay then why are you telling us if you don't care? Let us gay gossip in peace
>>218520290
>>218520383it's not fishtank without scott
its because i care about /tv/ not you you sorry retarded sack of shit no wonder you like jimmy
>>218520383>structured room revealsthis stupid idea sucks and i fucking hate it. i want access to the whole house right away.>upgraded audio & cams100% a lie>live HD camwith bloodgames tier quality>survival mode: onsome BS chatgpt told them to write>focus on a pretty setone room is a cool painted room, all the rest are S3 house tier>new hostfor maybe one hour a day every 3 days
I've just been catching up on the old seasons, can anyone explain why production put metal in the wood? Just seems like a dick move.
Hi Mikes
You will never know that you were in the same thread with the real ben
Cast status?
>>218520427You can only watch live your opinions mean nothing
>>218520418cheer up, grumpy
>>218520442hole'd up in the closest cheapest hotel to the house
>>218520450I would watch summy if her makeup and filters weren't so crazy
10 people is dead air central and sarah and the code enforcement department can't come in early enough on monday
>>218520045you say direnc was not giving you stripping lessons?
>>218520450cute little retard
I think aryeh should jump from a bridge to his death
>>218520472S01 was 8S02 were 10what's the issue
>>218520450Tranny
>>218520498what's my issue? WHAT'S MY FUCKING ISSUE YOU LIKE THAT?
i think claire should go public about jet's sexual abuse
>>218520418i think a better idea would be closing off rooms as people are eliminated to make the house more claustrophobic
>>218516456ThisIf you engage with the show or fish in ANY capacity outside of the airing of the show you're massively retarded. It's only acceptable to care when they are all characters on your screen during those 7 weeks of running (including a few days pre and post while the threads are still active)Going to /bant/ is a sign of deep mental illness
>>218520524She’s still waiting to be called back
>>218520524she has a lawyer who thinks it's a slam dunk and is willing to work pro bono, but she doesn't want to because (???)
>>218520498s3 was 12s4 was 10 with letty
i sent betty money and all i got was this lousy tshirt
>>218520544Newfag
Claire is le tired
>>218518299Lost. Hard.
>>218520558you got an ashtray too
>>218518880Man this guy's nose is really something lmao
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>218520511fear
>>218520593it's evolved for sucking up soup
A scared man
Pizza guy is a bloody good guy
>>218516456gonna cry, you little bitch?
>>218520613i'm scared of him
>>218520594why are they doing this at like 10am wtf are they thinking. they should be starting it tonight at like 10pm
>>218520625cone
>>218520615many are saying this
>>218520544all the cool guys are on /bant/ actually. we set the culture that you use
im so scared im sweating and crying
The meme screen is returning?Fuck yeah
season 5 threads on tv will create their own unique culturebe part of the vibe!
>>218520642>the /bant/ thread rn
>>218520594wow, first time fishtank is not getting delayed, it's starting 4 hours earlier now..
who won estanque
the shadi burger come wit evil onions
>>218520544HEY HEY HO HO/FTL/ WILL NOT GOHEY HEY HO HO/FTL/ WILL NOT GO
SOwhat did she mean by this?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772169977485491.webmwhat "other house"?
starting earlier because of the after dark bullshit btw
I just hope that Jet has a wonderful day
>>218520685nothing retard
>>218520633
>>218520685Shoehorning in Angie and Ellie would be beyond grim
ellie as part of the castdidnt have to pay 8kgets immunity all the time and easiest ridewins 50k because of jets rigging
the shadi meal is extra spicy like her personality
>>218520685She’s just jokingI doubt angie or the tard will be on season 5
>>218520704
Ive got a date in 2 hours and im asking grok what to say to her
>>218520717>like her personalityBland foid but super fat then?
are images loading slow for anyone else?
>anxiety through the roof >cortisol levels off the charts Do not envy Jet right now, he's shitting bricks.
i think shadi should go public about jet's sexual abuse
Leave /TV/ or I and others will be using these threads to shut down the fishtank house. We don't allow 'livesteams' on tv.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Claire The Slut? I thought not. It’s not a story the wiggers would tell you. It’s a /ftl/ legend. Darth Claire was a cockwarmer of the wiggers, so hypocritical and so whorish she could use her noteriety to influence the simps to create Poppy tickets… She had such a knowledge of the skank side that she could even keep the ones he cared about from getting gooned. The Slutgang is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. She became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was getting exposed, which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately, she taught her "friend" everything she knew, then her "friend" posted her DMs online. Ironic. She could save others from being gooned, but not herself.
?
>>218520767nooooooo don't upset the mdeniggers they are super scary and say mean things
Pause Snack Continue
big purple
>>218520692I just hope jet gets 60 nigger cocks in him
updatecheck Bam's instagram, he's in Atlanta
If this season goes well will you forgive jet?
>>218520786Hilarious considering she is a husk minus personality
If you like /bant/ so much, stay on /bant/. I prefer to discuss the actual show, so I will stay on /tv/.
>>218520767lmao
jupiter is so beautiful
>>218520786that first night she bunked with letty and they pillow talked was disturbing. she took on a completely different personality. she was fangirling and trying so hard to be cool. she kept making that smacking sound after every comment. shes a total fraud
>>218520767There's absolutely nothing you can do.You can't stop us.You're powerless.You're impotent.
what's Ellie been up to since S4? she cuteserious replies only thank you
>>218520819Facts
>>218520819everyone is saying this
>>218520809It won't I'm not watchingAnd no
>>218520822highschool
Why is Alex Schultz following jets sister
Bam met Daniel
>>218520807didnt they post a video of him in the house like 2 days ago. thanks for the incredible update
>>218520786
>>218520807confirmed bam will be in atlanta hosting for the whole month
>bitchtank was the biggest success ever>yeah lets not do that again
>>218520822Rimming Jet
>>218520815> I prefer to discuss the actual showLook at this shiteating jamgoy retardLook at him and laugh
>>218520822the /bant/ retards have convinced themselves she had sex with jet lol
>>218520822polishing the nepshroom
>>218520822nontent
>>218520822not much, just dropping out of high school to fuck jet neptune
im gonna need that silver urus to take over to fishtank
>>218520850objectively it was not a success on any level
>>218520860not sure if bait but what do you think they did at the lake house together? Just hold hands?
>>218520850literally the lowest engagement of anything they have done. lower than even that brief moment they referred to as the cel that was happening next door
>>218520822she got herps from the lakehouse wigger gangbang
>>218520822she dropped out of high school and lives with jet now. not memeing
>>218520822lakehouse and herpes
>>218520822jin said she got accepted into USD
>>218520822>>>/bant/24128091
>>218520836Why is Joopy following TJ
>>218520860Lmao he would be in jail for pedophile if it were trueThose mentally ill bant retards are truly something else
>>218520881yeah they just leaked their own texts cause they wanted everyone to know. listen to how sorry you are
>>218520838Can't escape ninacord, we're everywhere
>>218520842Bam 30 days, Sam is not returning, I can't believe it, how did could they afford superstar Bam Margera
>>218520915>>218520919what
bitchtank, s3, memories, no room in s5 will match importance of room 3 from season 3
>>218520902Keep seething about sam hyde with your fake tranny infographics you mentally ill troonsYou lost MDE never dies
>>218520913Jet's sister is obviously involved with fishtank now, they are probably doing trannytank where Jet's sister is going to pretend to be Jet and Jet will pretend to be his sister. It's not ozempic, it's estrogen
holy shit he is still trying to force the kaw shitbro...
>>218520915is this not common knowledge?
>>218520948Kaw is a dog whistle for pedos
imagine if they painted a room with clues like shadi was here and then painted over it so it can be discovered later by detective colenow THATS a really good idea
>>218520948>>218520963>>218520972
>>218520963>>218520972lolcow behavior the narcissism is overbearing
>>218520901Is there a shred of proof they still together?
>>218520961If Jet was Joopy id be down for that
Reminder Sam Hyde is a Jewish Freemason, who is human trafficking for Peter Thiel. Peter Thiel funds Hadrian Belove, who is connected to Fishtank.Peter Thiel is a CIA agent and works for Mossad, and is working on an AI surveillance state with his Palantir company.
>>218520992yes
>>218520998Truuuuuuuuu
>>218520961Have you not seen her in the threadsSpeaking of which, Jupiterposter is missing itt
Bukkake Joopy
when i get him with no peach or cherry*retarded tik tok dance performed poorly*heh im gonna upload that
>>218520544>he thinks bant ftl talks about the showLOL
>>218520992she was in atlanta with angie when angie was fucking ben
lol wasn't me but I'm always down to bring back the KAW chat
it's a really great sign when they said they were gonna post a promo video everyday and then ran out of ideas and gave up
Letty is a pretty princess!
>>218521049
>>218520767Thank you for your service
>>218521072TRVKE
prediction: season 5 will be the fifth season of fishtank
when does abi show up
>>218521072Bafforama
>recycled fish expect the bed blob pillhead rachel of course jobe is there angie looks like it will be the S5 -> straight into bloodgames move.
>>218521137when she escapes my basement >:)
Dude hide Ninas uggo face with a spoiler i cant she is so ugly
>>218521137she's gone anon
>>218521134(it's actually the sixth)
reminder to be nice to jethe doesn't deserve to be held responsible for his actions
>>218521160>straight into bloodgamesthey're doing irl streaming in the sprinter van right after season 5 ends
>>218521167u sure?
>>218521174is this one of cryo’s chambers
>>218521174rip in peace
>>218521193That makes more sense with the hiring of the driver. So IP2 type shit
>>218521211What a qt
>>218521191(TL note: grilling means rectally transmitting herpes to ellie)
what does this fat faggot post about himself and then reply to himself
>>218521191>>218521232haha just hiding in a toilet and forcing drugged retard with holes in his brain (chip guy) to lie in a policeman face
>>218521278>you'd get clout
>>218521309nice
>>218521260Scary >>218521279Patriot
hi
>>218521309Jet has already e begged multiple times
>>218521335hi good morning
>>218521078I genuinely pray that Jet is still cracking Ellie so he doesn't goon any new cute fish
>im scared poster is jobe
>>218521342yes, but it just looks funnier with dox only
>>218521191just trying to grill and feed drugs and alcohol to my 18 year old HS gf btw
>>218521366I cant believe that fag is actually coming back, please tell me they're gaslighting
>>218521364you think he would draw the line at infidelity?
>>218521072s1 letty was not good looking but s4 letty goddamn i want her to piss in my mouth
>>218521377I never understood the insane hype for him. He was alright, but that's it
greg, zake, angie, jobe, and burt will all be on season 5. GET HYPE!!
Nina rims black homeless people
>>218521421
>>218521418Jobe was Jet's self insertThe hype was all astroturfed
>>218521418Jobe and Luke are mega fags
>>218521382letty was cute in s1 but yea being ozempic skinny in s1 just showed her weird bone structure too much and hid her big tits genes
Pretty much guaranteed that Cole is a virgin
Nina cuts herself lol
>>218521445jet will never be naturally liked by females the way jobe is loved by them
bingos arent fun skjermbilde
>>218521478New
>>218521381Ellie is kind of perfect so why would he
>>218521432Correct.
>>218521487He is a homosex
>>218521502asian hands typed this
>>218521418Astroturfing
>>218520836Why does Alex have me blocked on Twitter?
>>218520947bland shit.
