/ftl/ NEWS-- Everything's been TAKEN from the fish! They will have JOBS in the house, and must BUY goods and services, including KRATOM and Fishtank-branded ice cream!-- The fish have been given ONE stationary vape they're using like hamsters drinking water in a cage... if the vape moves from this spot they lose it...-- MOHAMMED BASHIR is a CONNIVING ginger cowboy weeb "warrior lord" with a PhD who's fasting for Ramadan and seems to be fixated on people's ethnicities!-- Other fish: VICKY (fat vape addict alcoholic kratomhead), JD (loudmouth), BEZO (gay zoomer jew), ANISSA (haggard onlyfans latina who's been to prison), JAMES DRAKE (chadlennial wannabe actor), EMMA (blonde fucktoy who has a "boyfriend"), LANDON (innocent low-functioning basket case janitor)... the remaining 2 are a mystery...-- Bezo is the head admin of the official Fishtank discord... and a FEMBOY? https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1ruji92/if_you_guys_dont_know_bezo_is_the_head_admin_of/-- Brandon "Bam" Margera is hosting this season! https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/2031495068947808718>What is Fishtank?It's Sam Hyde's 24/7 livestreamed house that YOU control in real time. Talk to the contestants via TTS, vote to determine outcomes of challenges, pay to make their lives a living hell (or heaven) in various ever-changing ways... The last player standing after a month wins $50,000!>Links:https://old.ppv.to/fthttps://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://classic.fishtank.live/https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos>>218556298
emma mogs
alpine michael
>JD napping at the tableAll the yapping tired him out
this season won't last longer than 2 weeks
Landon won
>>218557602And so it begins...
ugly wall of nonsense text in the op; clean it up!
wait a sec, so if everyone's nicotine is gone... they're gonna freak.like, I didn’t even think about this before, but some of these contestants are borderline jittery already. take away their fix and the house is going to descend into full-blown chaos. every little argument is about to escalate tenfold, and chat is going to absolutely lose it watching them implode. this is the kind of subtle disaster that makes Fishtank peak entertainment.
i would body that mohhamadist fag. i'd wipe my ass with his koran and draw pictures of muhaamad everywhere
Can't wait for TTS to be turned off and no messages about the discord mod faggot gets through.
>>218557602yeah... no.
you just know Sam was holding out hope right up until the show went live that Jet would call and ask him to come host the show, but no such call cameeverybody just accepted his resignation without arguing
i've seen enough, send shadia glomez-hernandez in
>>218557607he was meant to be the vibe nuke but the vibes nuked him...
>>218557607He was doing 40% of the yapping in the entitr house
i hate this Mouhammad faggot he reminds me of Racheal just forced nontent
>>218557630Botbr is a great flick
When does show up
Christine Chandler is about to walk up the stairs
Aight wheres Anisa’s Socials dammit
>>218557607he can only nuke the vibe so much
Kratom almost killed me. Don't use kratom if you have IBS.
Nobody tell Bashir schnitzel is pork and not beef
Landon won already. I'm calling it now. He's basically Jobe but cooler. Absolute lad.
>>218557641Hi mints. Fat ginger retard.
>>218557602Old and ugly
>>218557645
GAME
>>218557602big head freak
>Emma eats a massive meal at the end of the day and nothing elseBitch just destroying bathrooms every morning
after 5+ seasons if this i would've thought you retards were smart enough to fall into the simping trap yet again
>>218557665Hi frank
WHICH OF THE FISH ARE ALSO SEX PREDATORS
Shit about to go down
>>218557673Vibenuked
WHAT THE FUCK TWINS
>>218557641>everybody just accepted his resignation without arguingthey really didn't, every top comment on the fishtank shorts were filled with people saying the show would suck without him.
twins
>>218557645Lel
HUH
>TWO GIRLSTWO GIRLS>TWO GIRLSTWO GIRLS
>more simp baitjesus fuck no please god
What the fuck is this
SIMPBAIT NOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
what the fuck is an alpine dildo
twins lol
what the fuck
this is gonna hit lick crack in the 80s
simpable mid childreN?
?
TWINS LMAO
twins are not it
Bongo's gonna change the game forever?
were bingo and bongo sleeping in the house?
>>218557571$LAND mooned and isn't going down. Everyone loves the guy? I think he's a fat faggot personally, why is he likeable?
finally, a cute girl
what the spruce
nice audio retards
>>218557694that's not the people he wanted to hear it from
>>218557602>he went all in on the worst of the simpable mids before the decent ones showed upi hope to see you keep spamming this ugly bitch in every thread, you don't get to change your mind.
>>218557716>jets tight little packages
OINGO BOINGO??
oh godoh nodouble goonbait
>All white crew>Pajeet level productionElon was right again.
>those copyright free Gengars
>>218557602Milwaukee... the midwest. Home.
is that bitch 15 years old
>ppv doesnt have director cam on mobileIm fucked for work
TWIN TRANNIES??
NEW SIMPBAIT
Officially no cute girls this season.:(
>>218557734Massive mole on the left side of her face.
TWO TLPS???
>simpleable mid twins
they make me feel like i'm the only guy in town
>>218557744jojo is shit
>counts as one contestant
Jesus Christ who the hell are these uggos?
Jet you sick fuck wincest is on the menu for this guy
>>218557703>GirlsThose are dudes bruh
TWO TAYLEIGHS
THEY GOT FUWAMOCO
you guys
They’re so fucking ugly lmao
oh god, this is going to be unbearable
>>218557721if you know you know, if you don’t you don’t
>>218557763LOOOOOOL KWAB
bob hair is cute
>ftl/ threads so far have been generally chill, purely discussing the ongoing show with minimal season comparisons, tierlists, and "my season is the best" seethingBros? It's just like old times...
Bingo and Bongo?
>They are one contestant
IN WHAT UNIVERSE ARE THESE CREATURES "MID" TO YOU PEOPLE
>Autistic weeb twins>They're both bustedCoulda had a tlp you fucks
i'd demolish the quieter one
the twins stink i think
beat grimy faces
>instantly going along with the Bingo and Bongo thing
are they autistic? why do they talk like tht
THEY 100% FUCK MEXICANS
>>218557808simpable 2/10s
>people saying AB had a hand in casting this seasonIF THATS WHY THERES NO SIMPABLE MIDS I STG
>>218557808one has a triple chin
jet i kneel
bravo jet!
Bingo and bongo are fucking hideous lmao
no fucking way lmao i was literally thinking like 3 hours ago about the idea of there being twins in ft
>>218557725I was excited for the one on the left until I saw her face.
>>218557764i retract my statement
>>218557808the camera was pixelated at first
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b8x0weOPhGc&list=RDb8x0weOPhGc&start_radio=1&pp=ygURYmluZ28gYmluZ28gYm9uZ2-gBwE%3D
are they playing as one contestant?
oh my god
>>218557813it all stinks
>>218557809*monkey's paw curls*
for me it's the matching temu AI generated Gengar shirts
>>218557819Bingo seems severly autistic
>>>/trash/
busted autistic twins named bingo and bongo is pretty hilarious
this is all you get to simp for the entire season
>>218557803>it's been three yearsWhere did the time go?
How we feelin about bingo and bongo?
>ArizonaThey're fucking Josies
I kinda miss when the camera was blurry they went from 7/10 to 2/10
they even say things at the same time.
>>218557571>she met the Red Letter Media guysis she basically the winner?
they are 1 character and we get at least another sexy girl right? right?
One of the twins is fatter than the other lmao
Jet is skipping the threesome and getting a foursome after this season.
Director cam was a mistake, closeup shots are ruining all simp potential
okay now im scared
>incest is so hotyou fell for jewish early 2000s sex comedies, time to grow up.
We want the neckhole audience
>>218557851bingo mogs
>Arizona hahahah
>>218557721from my understanding, it's a subwoofer dildo/vibrator
>>218557851i don't want to leave the congo oh no no no no no
>counting as one contestant
NO HOT GIRLSOHOTGIRLSI'm going to have to watch it for intellectual or psychological reasons or something now.Bring in the freeloaders to beat the fish with wiffle ball bats.
if you wanna feel more confident about your appearance just watch fishtank
>>218557862ahhh that's what it is i was confused if they were really identical
I really believed we'd get a tlp and they bring me this, I'm so pissed
bingo and bongo saved the season
Two even uglier Josies
>>218557571Wew this is quite grim.
>>218557829same here lol
These chicks are all ugly as fuck yo.
oh shit they’re one contestant I like that
Them counting as one fish is genuinely funny
>>218557763I'm so glad there's no Asians or HAPAs
They are fucking zooted dude
Good evening, all!I hate Jet Neptune!
>>218557847Vicky is cuter
Are they inbred?
hopefully one of these broads has a melty and attacks bashir at some point.
she has potential
>>218557891ugliest season yet
>>218557803It usually is this way but devolves. This is clearly the best cast though so that might be why people arent doomposting as much. Also captchas make it harder for literal retards to post
Is bob hair a mouth breather?
>twins playing as one contestantanother big brother bit stolen
why do you all bake so early here
>>218557859>She said she saw the bald one at a market once>this means she met RLM
>>218557867facts
Three green headbands, is there a grassroots Iranian movement happening in the US? Cool
>>218557847ruined by tat
they look native and autistic, josie lites
Once the novelty wears off they seem boring
is bingo a dude?
>>218557763yeahstop casting loser fans, jackwads
TJ bit
pretty funny bit and they're going along with it so they might be alright
damn.. simps have it so fucking rough this season
>>218557921another AB influence
autismo exploitation :(
you look like tayleigh
bingo looks hella constipated
>>218557916Whats the tummy game looking like?
Two Tayleighs????
yeah i dunno man
>>218557916>potentialshe's the best looking woman in the house currently.
apologize
>>218557897>uglier JosiesThat's impossible
just from the auditions alone there were at least 5 instant pick girls no whatever what just to get em in the housethis is that 10 people only start and it is necking jet
It's like you split tayleigh in half and made them both retarded
they don't even look like twins
>Arizona Josie’s autistic cousins
These broads are so fucking ugly the show is going to be hard to watch.
>>218557826If they count as 1 fish then they are the ninth right? There's more?
they're not even mid
>cast fans>they are all ugly boring dysgenic freakswoah....
How do they cast this? Why not Craigslist some real crazies and sluts?
>all the girls this season are foids like season 1Finally, we are so fucking back
>>218557946damiel would help the vibes
>>218557911Would
I just think she's neat.
would been giga based if they were hot and not mentally retarted
>>218557818I actually thought it was overblown, but then the video came out and she was still at the house months later. Genuinely appalling stuff and couldn't believe it.
>>218557951valid question.
only 1 prayer in and everyone is already talking shit about it
>>218557958Gooners BTFO
this is the moment Sam died and he gave up on everythinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrsNHn1p4L0
>vicky ruining bingo and bongo bit to ask about vapeswhen can we vote her off?
Tayleigh Gang wooooo
one more girl left, make your predictions before she shows up!
they're super spergy omg
I'm not watching but so far I'm liking what I hear about Muhammad (pbuh)
How long until jet fucks them?
>>218557847Total simp deathMaybe we can discuss the content of these characters and their interactions more
They look like the I'm walking on sunshine chick.
>>218557958hahahaha they’re so fucking chopped
So two months into the relationship my girlfriend looks at me and she goes, "Why havent you made a move yet" and I said "What?" and she goes "Why haven't you tried to fuck me yet??" so I go "well if you wanna go that way we can..." and she says "okay but we need some condoms." so I said "Alright well let me go hop on my minibike and I'll run up to the store and grab some." She goes "No, you're gonna go have your mom drive you up there and get some condoms." and that makes me kind of nervous, so (we're the kind of family that yells across the house to talk to each other) she goes in the house and yells to my mom, my mom goes "WHAT" and she goes "YOUR KID NEEDS SOME CONDOMS. WE'RE TRYING TO FUCK!" so my mom goes "ALRIGHT ILL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE AND WE CAN GO" So my mom drives me up to walgreens and I say "are you coming in" and she goes "Hell no! You're gonna take this money and go in by yourself and get some damn condoms." So I go in the store, and I didn't know there were so many different fuckin kinds of condoms. This old lady comes up and she asks "you having some fun tonight?" And I go "Yeah I need some condoms so me and my girlfriend can do it safely" and she says "Well what are you looking for?" And I say "I dont really know" And she started asking some pretty personal questions, which I had no problem answering ("how sized are you?"). Anywho I end up walking out with JUST THE RIGHT SIZED ribbed condoms. And when I got home, it was FIVE HOURS and a WHOLE BOX OF CONDOMS later when me and my girlfriend are sitting in a stew of love juices... Life juices. We look each other in the eyes and say "God damn, god must have stopped time for this." because so much time flew by, we didnt even realize. And that was the best fucking night of my god damn life.
It would be funny if the twins have a secret twin language they made themselves that they talk to eachother in
>>218557963Coal burning hoe
>>218557864
>>218557847Hopefully they pull some Taylor and Abi type stuff. Summer was all Season 2 had. And Bex.
I don't want to be 'that guy' and I don't say this in a way that's brings me arousal but, it's pretty much garunteed these dysgenic twins sexually experiment with eachother right?
>>218557897>native>arizonan>autistic>look like boysjosie mitosis
>>218557984JD is handsome and smart
goddamnit the wiggers cooked again
>>218557985because they need to have an implicit respect and admiration for Jet and his show or else he feels weak and powerlessreal crazies don't do whatever he says and fuck him after the show ends
>>218557990she's close to cute but her skin is fucked up
I like that these 2 dont acknowledge the cameraman at all. They do a better job than any other contestant
>>218558003TLPTLPTLP
they sound like those twins that made up their own language when they were babies
I'm a bingo and bingo them
>Yo dude, wanna come over and watch some horror movies?your reply?
>>218557916I know a girl who looks nearly identical to this.
>>218558011KEK
>they talk to each other like they've never spoken to anyone but each other their whole life, like they have their own languagecute
RANK the S5 girls...https://strawpoll.com/eNg6vbJewgA
>>218557916It annoys me when people brush the bangs away from their forehead like this
erm I love Bingo
>>218557946At least we have DAMnation AZ bros
>>218557921BBUSA5 and 17 had them swap in secret and present as one player, BBCAN4 had two brothers that were in the house at the same time, but they just competed as 1 contestant in terms of elimination and prize money.
so bongo the one with the hat/hairband thing?
We could've had vimp
>>218557999They reacted to it more positively than it deserved. Shit content from a washed up comedian long past his prime.
They got the Whitakers on
>>218558045yeah we know
are the twins a single contestant?
CHUD GANG BROS WE BACK
>>218557958The right smiles like a tard but I can work with the left
>>218557851It will be fun to watch them act as one. They might have a target on their back like power couples. One might lose it if the other gets voted out.
Bingo always looks like she is smelling someing awful
Are all twin girls retarded?
it's a good cast
>>218558027Coleman gonna try n fuck da inbred twins ah hell naah
>>218558047No way ugly
I thought I recognized them...
Are the twins 1 contestant?
bashir>you can tell because she's rounderimmediately calling out bongo for being fatterbashir haters in shambles
LADY the final contestantno simpable mid season. reaction to neptstein I think
Is one of them deaf?
>you can tell because she's rounderc'mon man
>>218557999They should have mixed some later episode skits into Ep 1. Genuinely good skits in later eps.
>she's rounderMY SIDES
>>218558037What a lazy jew
BAU BAU!
>>218558038I don't care. Her voice, body, and personality is nearing angelic. I want her to win.
Oh man the twins might be the most autistic contestants on the show so far. Especially Bingo
>>218558043no more of this
gonna need an adams apple check asap
>muslim >faggot discord mod >bunch of ugly girls This season is aids
>>218557958jet wants to see how low simps will go this season or this is like a chastity thing for him
>>218558055HOLDWe're still waiting for ???Y
>>218558076yeah, listed on stocks as TWIN
Vibe just got nuked
this is what actual autistic women are like
Serious or Silly, its your choice western man
>>218558049I dated one...
what did he think he would achieve by doing this?
3 retards in one season? We're eating good
>>218558076yeah
>>218558100yes, all the ones without Sam and very little of Nick
Where is Scott Sullivan MMA?
>>218558106the one on the left looks like meg
are we writing our wigger apology letters yet?
>>218558047>you'll never cuddle with vicky watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 high on gas station drugs
Lockjaw dude
>>218558106Fucking christ lmao
>which one is the black
>>218558091He was talking about he face shape. She literally just told him that and he stole her bit
I'm really busy this time around and will need some serious incentives to find PPV and make image folders and do all that stupid crap in my spare time. I saw there's a ginger Muslim and a fat vape girl I might like to perv on like a freak. How's everyone's boob game? Any flashers?
for me, its Bingo
why couldn't we get hot twins?
bashir KEEPS calling bongo fat
>>218558117Landon is gonna run away with it.
too many extremely autistic people feel kinda bad for them
Bingo and Bongo saved the seasonJet, I fucking kneel
>>218558039they dont have the bandwidth to process they're even being filmed
>>218558017LMAO
>>218558017>later when me and my girlfriend are sitting in a stew of love juices... Life juices. We look each other in the eyes and say "God damn, god must have stopped time for this."God I fucking love Chris
>>218558091Bongo said that first and pointed to her face
>>218558094>reaction to neptstein I thinkSam didn't like Ellie being on so he probably insisted on all the women being old and ugly.
bashir going to keep calling bongo fat
She's pretty.
>rounder>less slim
>>218557958Would fuck the one on the left... Bingo?
>>218558129>selling your discord so you can get a contestant spot 2 do literally nothing
Guys I'm actually a little disgusted that you're attracted to the twins
bingo makes me pingo go wingo
>2 for onelmaoooo
>>218558110She is so much hotter than Binx lmao
why the fuck are they named bingo and bongo
Bashir has already won, spiritually.
>>218558125Bingo would be cuter if they weren't inbred or whatever, but Bongo right now is more bubbly and probably realistically more attractive right now.
she has a speech impediment like a deaf person
they speak some mumble twin language that only they can understand
>>218558125>Fat sematary vs skinny sematary
im simping for bingo
This is so scary
>>218558017Don't post this again
ROUNDERSLIMMER
>>218558152he's punching down with all his might
>>218558129He looks like the stranger things gremlin with no teeth
i went for a shower and came back to uhhh...what are we doing here exactly?...
The twins should count as one contestant lol
>>218558129I think he actually thinks he will win 50k and not just be turned into a joke and milked for content lol
bashir has called bongo fat like three times but she doesn't seem to give a fuck
Protect Bingo. Cherish Bingo. Love Bingo.
>>218558152it's the first thing you notice
The one normal guy JUST realized. You could see the moment.
>>218558106theyre perfect for facial abuse
>>218558152alienate everyone speedrunit's not like it's not true but what a braindead thing to say
>>218558106jet is finally getting his threesome
Do they have a speech impedimnet?
>>218558189Ben told them to go by those names
Muhammad is trying too hard to be edgy and mean, he sucks so bad.
>>218558157don't. extreme autists should be grinded up into meat. they're more useful that way.
>>218558205tweaker twins, Bingo and Bongo
>>218558106HALEYHALEY'S SISTER
FRAMEMOGGED
>>218558125Bongo looks better here but Bingo looks better on every other camera shot
>>218558201Why can none of these bitches wash their face
imagine the dimes if they were hot
bingo is what your favorite egirl looks like without makeup btwif you think shes ugly you are just revealing you've never woken up with a woman in your bed
>>218558047She looks like a girl i fucked in 2016
It's an awful cast
I can tell right now bongo is a game player
Bingo bongo
>>218558055EmmaBingoAnissaVickyBongo
>>218558201bingo/landon alliance
>>218558205getting too kiwifarms lolcow type stuff i think
i like how bongo has chubbier cheeks, perfect character design
>>218558201Stop it>>218558214They do
This is cheating. Twins have a psychic connection and can use that to their advantage.
I like the twins already
I like Bingo and Bongo. They look like they're on mushrooms and trying really hard to look cool and not freak out. Perhaps they'll stab Fake Willie Nelson on night 1.
at some point later in the show the twins will split into two separate contestants most likely
SEND HIM IN
>>218558078Payton is team love and life you shitty spic
You guys should really love yourselves more than to feel attraction to these ugly sluts.
>retarded twins
>Drake is 36Holy shit lmao
I want to watch them have sex with Jet and lick his shit encrusted asshole.
Bingo and Bongo definitely have meth addicts in their immediate family
>>218558201
bingoing and bongoing for 26 years
>>218558220
She looks sad. I want to see her smile.
The Chad is fascinated by these specimens
Bingo is cute, but I'm going to feel gay when it's revealed she's trans.
Chad has lots of confidence, i like that he talks to everyone the same. Hes a good bloke. I said it.
They're 26 and still have acne like that?
>>218558259If they combine their power they can kill people with their collective mind
muhammad = simbal
>>218558055I sense a freeloader endorsement coming.
>>218558268Was this really Q? I still can't tell.
is we getting any other new fish?
>>218558205The bongo head snap made me bust out fucking laughing.
jet brought a 36 year old into the tank as a fish LOLOLOOLLOOLOLLOOLOLLO<LOOL
i really like their rhythm where they communicate as like one thing and fill in eachother's thoughts
>>218558229i don't think he's trying
>>218558205Bingo and Bongo are awesome
This that 100 gecs everyone is talking about?
>>218558047No bingo bongo said she has crash team racing soooo
It’s like if you turned daniel into a girl and then split him in 2 body’s
>James Drake is 36
>>218558237first funny screencap all season
>>218558284They have meth coursing in their veins right now. Have you seen their teeth? Are they Native or something?
>>218558274agreed but emma is a really beautiful human being and it's good to appreciate that
Drake is just a good fucking dude, man.
>>218558217>>218558201>>218558205Looks like tayleigh in a wig
>>218558277Why does he look green screen'd?
Dude, TWINS? Bingo and Bongo rule!I did not see that coming and now the house just got ten times more chaotic. their energy is insane, they’re already feeding off each other and messing with everyone else. watching them coordinate little schemes while the rest of the contestants scramble is absolute peak content. Fishtank just leveled up.
Are they going to cuddle eachother when they sleep? Is the blanket going to move suspiciously for a few minutes in the dead of night?
Is Drake trying to rizz the autistic twins?
since you guys are my only friends I just wanted to say that I just succesfully rehoused a 4 inch long Heteroscodra maculata tarantula which is one of the most venomous and fastest tarantulas in the entire world
>>218558296all women have terrible acne you just never see them without makeup because you are a sexless chud
will the chad score bingo and bongo?
>Bingo doesn't get to speakBros...
>>218558205
>>218558291she has the vibe of a quiet anime girl
>Normie chad not discouraged by ugly twins and tries to make them feel acceptedAutists should learn
>>218558125The duality of twins
>>218558316kek
>>218558110She's ok
>no prayer musicproducers L
>>218558205awww
I change my mind. This cast is crazy
Bingo would probably be saddened by how much I don't give a fuck about her sister
the prayer thing is a bit right?
>>218558298>shittest character in the show's history shitting on other contestants
>>218558296im 30 and have acne its hell
>>218558298no scott no fishtank
>>218558330AI post
>>218558300You mean new monkey king
>>218558292lmao that's exactly what it is
> its a good cast
this season became super fucked up real fast
>>218558175Dogfaced, art hoe.
>>218558336That's cool but have you stopped killing cats?
yeah you just know the twins have some NASTY DeviantArt accounts
drake could fuck my girl emma and i wouldn't even be upset
>>218558064yeah
>>218558336What kinda house did you get it?
>>218558300 Simbal didn't make his entire personality about being Indian like Muhammad does being middle eastern
they need a master to follow
CLAIRE WHY CANT YOU BE COOL AND AUTISTIC YOU FUCKING WHORE
>>218558356they just turned it on lmao
>>218558326JD James Drake alliance will be strong
The twins are acting, right? The way they behave is a little too perfect
>>218558327i am a pootriot and a bingo player
>>218558336put it on tay and let it bite her
why did they make them wear the shitty gengar shirts
Bingo saw her whole life flash before her eyes for a sec when the call to prayer came on lol
>>218558332It's a smart move
>>218558317>>218558306I don't get why you guys obsess over this. Its a reality show you usually have people of all ages.
>>218558365he's the content king.
>>218558367accutane bro. you have no excuse
You both look like Tayleigh
>>218558379Fuck you, punk. You don't deserve Bingo.
>>218558300Simbal was nowhere near this much of a faggot.
They should give Bashir a secret mission to convince others to pray with him
james drake is pretty nice
>>218558252they're probably the most retarded people to have been on the show but at least they can back each other up
Bashir and Landon finale is set in stone.
the twins' reaction to the prayer kek
>>218558047Sure. I need to swing by Kroger for some popcorn and white cheddar powder and plan b. See you in 45. Please remove any eastern spirituality items from your bedroom before I arrive. Do NOT shave.
CHERISH BINGO AND BONGO
>>218558278Back in elementary school I had a friend who was retarded from lack of oxygen to his brain during birth and he would legit do that EXACT same motion all the time
>>218558418He is walking tomorrow
it's a good season
When are they bringing an israeli?
bingo and bongo feet when
James Drake seems like a nice genuine guy. I can’t wait for him to get drunk and be a huge piece of shit.
a white muslim?
I wonder if the idea for this season is they all have to convert to Islam and then they're sent to Israel with Ben pretending to be their Orthodox Jew tour guide.
We warming up yet?
>>218558055post the countries
Which one is sitting on your cock and which one is sitting on your face?
>>218558392no indian wants to be indian
>>218558408>its happening? Whats happening?!
>>218558408Maybe their reactions will be the only funny part of the season this time.
i haven't jerked off in two days so the thought of a 3some with two tweaker twins kinda gets me excited
>>218558425
>>218558336thank you anon spiders are cool :::3
>>218558175Yes.
>>218558417It'll be Bingo v Bongo
>>218558227No he didn’t. They said it was their birth names
they are leaning way too hard into the muslim larp bitits not funny and everyone knows hes faking
kino
final 4 are bashir, landon and the twins. landon is afraid to stand up to bashir but after bashir ends the twins landon rises up and take the victory by smiting bashir
Are you a religious man anon?
>>218558441hes just a normal guy
What the fuck is this bullshit? I don't care about the mudslime and I'm stuck with director. GO BACK TO BINGO RIGHT FUCKING NOW JET.
For me it's Landon, and the twins. They are real ones. Drake also seems like a good guy for being nice to those three.
>>218558410I'm not obsessed you moron he just looks younger than that
should cut from the call to prayer to Christian gospel half way through him praying
>>218558410cope unc no one wanna watch your old ah
The twins looked confused about everything
>>218558446Bingo gets it, Bongo can go play videogames or something
>>218558349Bingo is kino in every shot with dramatic facial expressions and ugly in a cute way. Bingo is best girl.
>>218558332no he’s just a normie chad so he’s nice to everyone and wants them to feel welcomed
We want Brian, not this fake chad James Drake
>>218558446These girls unironically have sex with eachother and I don't mean that in an erotic way.
>>218558442This is why I will not support himConverts are fake and gay
>>218558446>imagine the rotten poopfish stench from those jungle cunts
>>218558392He's a white guy though
When this is over all the fish will have PTSD flashbacks whenever they hear Islamic chanting
HOLY FUCKING CUTE! WE LOVE YOU BINGO!
>>218558295James Drake and Emma will be this season's power couple
They got Fuwamoco LOL
>>218558205Let's just admit off rip that we all want a tard threesome
it will be easier to dox this house know that we know which way is towards mecca
>>218558259They are also autistic so they lose .5
>>218558466Bro's hot that booty hole open for Al-Zutt
>>218558444there needs to be a nigger
>>218558324She's math class "good enough," like back in school when none of the girls around were actually hot but if your options were idly fantasizing about fucking one of your classmates or listening to your 50something teacher talk about algebra she'd suddenly become way hotter.
Honestly I was worried there for a minute but I think bingo bongo brought us back
oingo boingo or whatever theyre called
Did we see Bingo and/or Bongo in the auditions?
double retard josies is a good bit
>>218558427they might actually save the season
>>218558442syrian with some white blood, i think
they just mumble incomprehensibly between themselves
>>218558446Bingo's ass on my mouth. Bingo's beautifully plump mouth around my dick. You can keep Bongo.
>>218558415Dont hate the player hate the game, nigger.
is landon capable of winning challenges?
>>218558474Bring Jon in for bible reading
>>218558472this
>>218558490IRAQTANK
>>218558461it's a mints bit
>>218558486he's syrian retard
>>218558493BAU BAU
>completely ignores the camera and stays candidI fucking love these twins.
>>2185584721000% this. They are the good. The rest lack soul and are evil.
>>218558446Will tts simping for only bingo ruin their relationship?
There's no way Mohammed isn't larping as a Muslim. If he was pressed on his beliefs, he'd fold in two seconds
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>>218558496already got found before the season started
i love the dynamic between the twins
It's amazing how the cast seemed so dogshit just a few fish ago, and now it's actually looking good.
>>218558446Left's on my face so I don't see hers, right riding me because she looks tight and high strung.
This season was casted so well. Bravo neptune
>>218558505kek
>>218558462>>218558466
protect bingoprotect bongo
>ugliest avg female seasonwell emma's getting all the simp ttscongrats!
honestly, I think it’s really sweet that they let bashir pray. like, amidst all the chaos, drama, and constant chaos-bait from chat, they’re giving him that space. it’s a small moment, but it actually adds a human touch to the madness. kind of makes you remember these are real people in there, not just walking meme generators for the stream.
The bongos said they count as ONE contestant
>>218558508they were the last second replacements, show originally had 9 ppl
>>218558534pls unblock me
>>218558513With their mushmouth and accent, I seriously doubt a lot of people will even be able to understand them.
>>218558536jetneptune.com
I like the twins but their mumble language is probably gonna get annoying quick
>>218557947Katie Micucci phenotype
the chad immediately being nice to bingo and bongo is cute
>Chad nice guyGood twist, the anti Brian
>>218558498KEK
>>218558543The oingo boingo effect
>>218557911do they share one brain?
>>218558394susan atkins would have made a good fishtank contestant.
>>218558556the stocks are just TWINS it's oen stock and one is still unnamed
Which is Bingo and which is Bongo?
I wish I had a twin to be besties and do everything with
hila klein-coded retarded females
>>218558227Was cool that they just rolled with it
My retarded angel wife <3
>fake twins
>>218558525I won't be psyopped and I will not back down FakeAndGayCracker
Let's just hope they all got the right permits this time around-
i still don't know which one is bingo and which one is bongo and i'm afraid to ask.
>>218558491When Feet reveal
Bingo, and Bongo are like woodland creatures who are easily startled by every noise, or movement. I hope the other fish are nice to them.
FAKE TWINS
The Discord mod faggot needs to go first
The twins are white josie and cute tayleigh.
>>218558582Bongo is the fatter one
>>218558578
>>218558453geeen king
Season honestly saved
>>218558553bingo mogs
>>218558582The fatter one is bongo.
>>218558306Freddy was 37, and I think Alex was 38 (pretending to be 26).
>>218558541me too they're so weird
Fuck it, I'm all in on the retard twins
mexican already making fun of the retard twins
>>218558593literally all these hags would look fine after a round of accutane
>>218558396This image is almost two years old. Creature is a married woman. It's time to move on.
>twin secret>TWIN SECRET
>>218558532He’s like the Christian larpers. Their parents don’t care but they go insane about it. It the same thing
>>218557963I don't apologize for gooning to Binx all those times
>>218558570>>218558567He's the only one I like. I will also be interested in seeing the Twins reactions to shit.
The twins should count as one contestant
>>218558543I actually hate it worse than before.
are they not really twins? every older twin is quick to brag they're older.
the tweaker twins might save the season
NEWS>Bingo Bongo twins are one contestant>Drake is 36
You know everyone in the house is sweating with these two champs in the building. Massive oingo boingo W
>dude...>*hits vape*>we should like...>get conjoined twins on>as a single contestant>hahaha>that'd be so dope...>so yeah like>*hits vape*>put an ad out on craigslist...>maybe walk around Atlanta too and see if you find somedays later>oh shit, so like conjoined twins are like insanely rare?>*hits vape*>shit...>well I guess just look for some regular twins>it'll still be funny I guessThis is how Jet's thought process was 100%
>>218558602bongo is the rounder one
I bet Landon is mad that he's not the purest cutest autist anymore
>twins basically tell the discord fag to go fuck himselfThey're based
>whos older
>>218558582>>218558602Bingo is the cute one. Feel free to simp for Bongo.
can we give fishtoys to bingo specifically? dont let bongo's inbred filth hands touch bingo's stuff
it must be cool to have a twin, you'll never be alone and you'll always get along
I legitimately believe that Jet cast the ugliest most dysgenic women he could find due to the Nepstein scandal.
Is director the only camera up rn?
>>218558553*enters the tank*
That schnozz
TWIN SECRET
imagine if bongo and landon reproduced
THIS CAST FUCKING SUCKS
>>218558606if they're not fraternal twins or sisters then they're some kind of lesbian couple
>>218558635They do
Sex with twins
How long before we get the twins Stacy makeover?
Landon has probably never touched a tiddy
>>218558637nigga they look sound and act the same
>>218558646Did they read twitter in the basement all day?
that was an interesting reaction to being asked who's older
sexo con bingo
Things were looking grim, but Landon into Bingo and Bongo saved the season ngl.It's almost a decent cast
>>218558637they're c-section twins, they came out at the same time
bingo/landon
SEE HOW THE IGNORE THE CAMERAMAN. ITS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD. WHY CAN'T THE OTHER FAGGOTS IN THIS FUCKING PLACE DO THAT. I FUCKING HATE JD AND THE MUSLIM. THEY ARE TURBO FAGGOTS.
Dude I love bingo and bongo
>>218558673They should axe every single one by tomorrow and replace them all
>>218558653These are the only kind of women that want to sleep with Jet
>>218558647Every twin always has a story about how someone came out a few minutes before the other so they're the big bro/sis
>>218558648>they're already making airbrushed bingo edits
>>218558688twin secret
>>218558570Its actually a really common thing in the real world, a lot of ugly internet autists who dont interact in the real world wouldn't understand. People are nice to attractive people, so the attractive people generally have no reason to be bitter and treat ugly people poorly.t. Im a nice good looking guy and everyone loves me in the office
they might actually be twins but if they are they're fraternal not identical, there are too many differences even accounting for bongo being fat
>>218558682
>heart attack jokei feel like that's landons go-to
>>218558683Get Letty in to slut em up
>>218557645Is this real?
>>218558017BASED.
>hey jet, so when's Sam Hyde gonna be here? i have a gift for him
>>218558607he needs to suffer a little before going
>>218558653Yeah but it's not even relevant because Ellie is still with him.
Is that everyone or is there one more contestant?
>>218558624Vic would be hot as fuck if she hopped on reta or ozempic and lost 40lbs. Looks like a fat Sophie thatcher right now
>>218558703What if they came out at the same time
>>218557851I-I think I'm in love
What fish type would be best as the last here? A Freddy/Alex B?
Imagine taking the twins virginity and turning them into non-autistic nymphos with your Big Dick
>twins have entire couch>sit on top of each otherScary
already forgot landon existed desu
>jet gets to have a threesome with retarded meth twinsITS NOT FAIR
Bingo and Bongo having an instant ally is so great. Hope they make it far.
We get a fucking beatle in the tank and yall are still complaining
I think everyone eating this slop up without reservations should be taken out back beaten with a shovel and scalped
once you get past their look (especially bingo she is mad grim looking and hella pimple stained yuck) the twins are kinda cool and interesting!
so show is live and no cameras work? never change.
>>2185587311 more. twins count as 1 contestant
When did this start? Have I missed anything?
>>218557980FRDY has yet to appear
Here's a controversial take: Mizzy was the hottest girl ever on Fishtank. Ever seen those fat thighs? Goddamn.
>>2185587311 more.The twins count as 1 contestant.
they dont even say actual words
>>218558738They unironically seem like the kind to have sex with each other.
>>218558686No they do not. Bongo is a disgusting, fat, washed hag. Bingo is a Princess, gifted a halo and a set of wings by God himself.
bingo and bongo are going to use their psychic attacks to break down mohammad's mental health
>>218558736it's unlegal to do sex with speds i think
>>218558735Freddy but both fit the bill
>>218558738thats natural for autistic twin girls tho
>>218558618older millennial might be the meta, freddy and alex were the most entertaining on their seasons
>>218558712they remind me of two sisters I had a crush on that were one year apart...unfortunately not as hot as them...
>>218558731Only 9 so there’s one more
>>218558763they have a private language
>>218558696They're 4chanJD and bashid are redditSeth is discord
>>218558735Yes. Need a manic type to shake everyone up
Bingo said "im scared"She posts here confirmed
lol anissa doesnt trust the twins
>I don't trust thenANISSA GANG
>anissa - I don't trust them
>>218558712they just said they are identical. I think the weight difference can make a huge difference.
This bitch gonna snap already
>good so farbingo bongolandonshiek abdul bashirmiddle evo meg>has potentialdiscord modteemu alinity >annoying faggotJD>everyone elseyou tell me
>DONT TRUST THEM
I bet they're not even fans too are theyThey're perfect
>Weird autistic twins wandering around through every camI guess I'll kneel.
bingo bongo are the whole season
>>218558763it's a twin language only the two of them understand. it's like listening to two toddlers talk to each other. they even said most people can't understand them. what are they saying? that's a twin secret.
>>218558777Burt's also 34 or something, right?
Where can I find someone like Bingo in the real world? She's perfect.
Why are they all threatened by the twins
kek anisa calling the twins “the bing bongs”
>>218558784you made me laugh, here's a (you)
>>218558536you're retarded if the wiggers can get your money. find another way
>>218558394bing bong and emma
she knows the twins are evil
>>218558553This isn’t the same girl who wore the Good Time shirt in the auditions, is it?
>>218558800James Drake is chill
They should perform nazi experiments on the twins and see if they are telepathic
>>218558643identical twins are still pretty rare dude
ok so NO ONE is attractive?
>>218558763I can understand them but I have to be paying attention.
>>218558824because the twins don't give a fuck about them and normies depend on approval to be comfortable
>>218558819Burt turned 36 during the season I think
pay piggies are coming up with the most depraved, stomach churning incest tts' as we speak
>>218558711Nietsche talked about this in Twilight of the Idols. Ugly people have ugly worldviews and personalities which are to be ignored
>>218558820You can’t get a bingo without a bongo
>>218558817
>hehe nobody know's i'm the plant and that i'm friends with production
>>218558824they are djinn infiltrating fishtank
Based BingoBongo could be 28YL characters. JimmyBing, and JimmyBong.
they're so intimidated by the twins lol
>>218558820Come on man it's season 5 of this.
>>218558800Put bashir in annoying faggot tier and we have a deal.The discord mod only has potential because he'll get tormented with TTS and could snap.
>twins enter the tank>everyone is immediately on guard because they understand their natural advantage as strong allies
>>218558800James Drake is good.
Fix your cameras Jet, you fat Bosnian slob. I don't give a FUCK about anyone in the bedroom. I want to see Bingo again.
>>218558835
>>218558840only the big dude
Mohammed Bashir = SimbalBingo and Bongo = JosieVictoria = SylviaJames Drake (JD) = Anissa = Landon = Emma = Help me out here.
>>218558834she is a witch and she can pick up on their energy
>director not just following the twins
>>218558824cause they get to play as one person
>>218558835it is and jet is doing an uncut gems cosplay to win her over
>>218558647>Two babies simultaneously erupt from a roasties pussyWe get that your mother's pussy can fit a midsize sedan but for most actual humans one baby has to come out before the other, nigger
>>218558817she looks hot when shes not talking, or moving, or making a face
am I just pornbrained or is there weird incest vibes from the bongos
Too many of the contestants keep smugly looking into the camera like the office. They think they're the main character
>>218558851I LOVE THEM
>>218558845and they ruined burt's birthday by fighting :(
Jet is rubbing his putrid cock on their toothbrushes
>>218558838the entire show is a nazi experiment
>>218558869wow dressing like a fuckin hobo really knocks a woman down a few points
>>218558840only the chad, yea
>>218558840ENTER
>>218558848even the disabled or afflicted can be eugenic if they crawl towards the sun with a knife between their teeth anon
i'm all in on bing bong
For me it's Landon
>>218558800stop killing cats
This Hag has me suspicious
>>218558853MASSIVE fag. He's also trying to do the deep voice thing. That's not his natural voice; he's putting it on.
>two autistic twins>I DON'T TRUST THEMchill the fuck up
>>218558863Doesn’t matter because they count as one and function as one person
>>218558840
>>218558861So what? I always thought of the previous simps as fools. There's something different about Bingo.
>one of the contestants can be at two places at the same timehow is this fair?
JD = Bryan + SymbalAnissa = Haley + Claire
can you guys please set your screenshot software default file format to .jpgjesus fucking christ bunch a tards in here
the twins are like fairies you see in the woods doing their own thing
Team Evil 2026 - Muhammad, Anissa, Bezo, JD, EmmaTeam Chungus - Landon, Bingo, Bongo, Vicky, Blake
I’m scared of the twins
Imagine bingo and bongo getting into a fight on who gets to suck your cock first
Alright I’m sold. This might be a goated season lowkirk…
>>218558876they're like infinite content. you could put them in a desert with nothing around and they would be interesting.
>>218558820they're incredibly easy to find and seduce as long as you are socially competent, outgoing, have lots of experience with women,have a sense of style that isn't just tshirts and jeans/shorts, and are moderately attractive
>still no TLPThis season is DOA
first freeloader should be a bingo bongo clone. called bungo
>>218558853mints boyfriend is so cool and mysterious!!
>>218558904I thought that too lol
>>218558820That's the neat part, you don't. They get into a relationship with some other kid at school when they're 14 and that's them off the market forever.
>>218558824Because they have a natural advantage by being permanent allies with an already established relationshipEveryone else is trying to feel eachother out, but the twins already know they have a strong defense and offense because of their bond
>>218558883I get the feeling they are inbred, and would like to continue the tradition.
>>218558918they'll never leave each others' sides anon
>>218558918If one of them gets eliminated they both go.
The twins are based because they have each other so they won't care to befriend the others
I think this guy is right
>>218558883if they're autistic and actually fraternal twins then they probably never saw any reason to separate or become individuals
your season 5 winner
Do the twins have an audition video?
Ladies and gentlemen, your tenth contestant: COLE
>>218558863It's because they have mind powers
fat denim vest keeps jim facing the camera
>>218558834ethnic women can detect that kind of shit
>>218558150Lack of chin is brutal for both genders
vicky don't talk about drugs or horror movies challenge failed
bingo/bongo is such a wild pull Jet
>>218558820Anime or tabletop gaming events in tier-2 southern metros are full of bingo-bongo archetype women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8x0weOPhGc
>from Arizona>named Bingo>mentally retardedDoug Stanhope's wife?
fuck.... i'm getting invested..
I NEED HER.
>>218558923correct
Yeah, I'm property in BingBongLand
elly or im not watching
>>218558952thats detective cole to you sir
>>218558175True.
are Bongobros and Bingomaniacs at war yet?
One of my favourite autistic traits is the laugh into instant straight face. Its very fun to watch.
>>218558834Holy shit she looks awful.
>>218558909That's Reza Pahlavi in drag!
All Vicky does is fucking bitch.
>>218558918They also need 2x the resources on a season where you need to buy your own food
We need a cool team name for Bingo and Bongo
>there's no drinks, only waterDo americans really?
>>218558944But they have double the chances of winning any challenge.
>>218558952they couldnt afford cole, so they had to go with bam
>>218558840this is what we asked for after trying to cancel jet
>>218558980they count as 1 contestant
>>218558991Civilization
bingo is an anime girl
could you imagine if the twins turned on each other?
>>218558991BING BONG
SHE'S SPINNING SHE'S SPINNING
>>218558969this but unironically cherish bingo
>>218558992One time an American told me they don't drink water because they don't like how it tastes.
>>218558985Shut the fuck up Abi
>jd>the one who kinda looks similar to vancekek
NEW>>218558997>>218558997>>218558997new>>218558997>>218558997>>218558997
it's THEIR house now
BINGO JUST DID THE CHAIR SPIN DID SOMEONE CLIP THAT
>>218557916would would would
>>218558963jej
When I was a kid I had a best friend up until I was like 8. We fell in and out of touch up until I was like 12 as we weren't in the same classes anymore and our mothers didn't really talk. He became cool when we were teenagers and I was a loser. But he would see me around and always be nice even though it would have made him look bad.Has bam been on yet? When's he coming
>>218558505>oingo boingo
>>218558201Literally built for autistic facial abuse.
>>218558952>>218558975I would unironically soiface and say the season will be good.
the cast is coming together lowkey
What did yoinky and sploinky even do to earn distrust ?
>Bingo and Bongo replaced Tarini
So Bingo is bob cut and Bongo is the fat one with the longer hair?
>>218558996This but unironically
where Bango, Bish, Bash, and Bosh?
>>218558991Bibo Clan
>>218558992They absolutely don't, they drink more soda than water.
>>218558967 Bingo and bongo their real names? I thought Jet assigned the names to them
>>218559000they're still competing for my heart
They should share the results with bingbong
she is so kino
we just need one more retard, and this cast will be perfect
Bingo Bongo Vicky GHOST HUNTING TEAM, NOW.
enter trish
well, fuckso much for not being addictedautistic twins...
>>218558918Wait so they're ONE contestant?So we could still get another (actual) simpable mid?
>>218559028have an obvious unbreakable alliance
>S tierLandon>A tierJason DrakeJD>B tierEmmaAnissa>C tierVickyMohammad>F tierBezo>Cosmic Lovecraft Entity tierBingo & Bongo
>>218559040neither one of them would leave the other to be with you
>>218558914grim
>>218559039they said it's their birth name
>>218559029and I am 1000% okay with this
>>218559050sheeeeesh
>>218558991Bingbongoloids
>>218558991Oingo boingo
>>218558817Why does bingo have a tense face all the time
>>218559039no that's actually their names
this season needs joci
>>218558929It's just intresting to watch twins interact all the time
>>218559029There's no way a fish this good is a replacement. The discord mod was the replacement.
>>218558992I'm the only anerichad I know who drinks water and I only drink flavored water. I'm also a fitness freak.
>>218558869Can't stress how ugly and retarded she looks in this pic compared to what she looks like on the show. Crazy what a little bit of fashion improvement does
>>218559089they just put two of them in
>witchcraft
>>218559039ben told them that's their names now, real names are Hailey and Ashley
>>218559054From my understanding, yes.
>>218559039Their names are actually Ashley and Haley
>>218558991Bingbongs
bingo looks like she's very worried all the time
Guys, Bongo saw a dinosaur
>>218559045Sickly Victorian Child.
>>218559067>jet and ben literally told them they are bingo and bongo and they are rolling with it
>>218559107>compared to what she looks like on the showShe looks like a female version of Daniel, but you do you, I suppose.
>>218559157Yeah, that turns me on.
>>218559133They mentioned their names ones at the start so people know that their names arent actually retarded, but they're never going to say them up in thr house because bingo and bongo is funnier
bake because i'm going to be post hundreds of caps of bingo
>>218558920Can you set your default ass setting to nigger cock? You fucking piece of fuv
>>218558817actual female autism
>vance enters the bunk room>bashid immediately looks at the camera and talks directly to vanceCan he fucking stop
Bezo would be some fag that watch video essays on like Ben 10 or something
anisa is so bratty
29???????
>>21855925329 in latina years is 44
need landon bingbong interaction
this season is going to be twins radio
>>218559298>autism to autism communication meme
Kill Basneed.
the cowboy looks like Greta Thunberg
>>218559083aspergers
Power level rankings? My opinion>bingo bongo > landon > anisa > drake > basneed > JD > vicky > emmaThis is mostly in terms of presence in the tank and potential
>>218558997>>218558997>>218558997
