Bam edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- Bongo is an autistic stalker of Sam Hyde and Frank Hassle... we still have hope for her identical twin, Bingo... https://x.com/Ashleymetica/status/1948165120783450293-- Everything's been TAKEN from the fish! They will have JOBS in the house, and must BUY goods and services, including KRATOM and Fishtank-branded ice cream!-- The fish have been given ONE stationary vape they're using like hamsters drinking water in a cage... if the vape moves from this spot they lose it...-- MOHAMMED BASHIR is a ginger cowboy weeb "warrior lord" with a PhD who's fasting for Ramadan, seems to be fixated on people's ethnicities, and is trying to trick Landon into being evil... -- Other fish: VICKY (fat vape addict alcoholic kratomhead), JD (loudmouth vibe nuker), BEZO (subversive gay zoomer jew), ANISSA (haggard onlyfans latina who's been to prison), JAMES DRAKE (chadlennial wannabe actor), EMMA (pizzaface blonde fucktoy who has a "boyfriend"), LANDON (innocent low-functioning basket case janitor), BINGO AND BONGO (2 totally normal girls who count as one fish), and CHARITY (geriatric pinay BBW who won't stop laughing)-- Bezo is the head admin of the official Fishtank discord... and a FEMBOY? https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1ruji92/if_you_guys_dont_know_bezo_is_the_head_admin_of/>What is Fishtank?It's Sam Hyde's 24/7 livestreamed house that YOU control in real time. Talk to the contestants via TTS, vote to determine outcomes of challenges, pay to make their lives a living hell (or heaven) in various ever-changing ways... The last player standing after a month wins $50,000!>Links:https://old.ppv.to/fthttps://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://classic.fishtank.live/https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosPrevious: >>218560132
EARTH ROCKERSWE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
ROCK AND ROLLROCK AND ROLLI’M THE KING OF ROCK AND ROLL
what is Bam on to be halfway lucid?
glad to see Bam doing something. hope the wiggers don't cause him to replase
JOBBER ENTRANCEGAMEOVER GORAN
Ryan Dunn TTS can't come soon enough
EARTH ROCKERS WYA
>>218561476HERES THAT HOT SEXPOT PEDOBAIT I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT THAT WILL TOTALLY KEEP INTEREST FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW
knoxville won
RIDING ON AUDIS AND 4 WHEELERS
This fucking SUCKS.
it aint samit aint kino
Bongo tried to whore out her sister to get on Fishtank.
HAHAHAHAHHAH HA. HAHAHA
>THIS WASHED UP JACKASS STAR WILL SAVE THE SHOW!
how is bam going to be at interviews?
>bam is actually the hostfucking kek
Bam looks ROUGH
bingo and bongo dont actually love frank hassle. they were trying to give him aids.
NO DISCMANSNO NINTENDOSNO GAMEBOYSNO MP3 PLAYERZ
BAM WILL DIE ON S5
>>218561476Bam has such low energy compared to Sam
>shows over
Protect Bingo. Cherish Bingo. Nurture Bingo.
zero pop
If Bam got on ozempic would he look more like his old self or is the prolonged alcohol bloat permanent?
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHH
Extremely low energy host
OOF
>1v1 confessionals with BamBingo Bango Bongo is gonna be weird
bam and bashir is going to be kino, screencap this
Charity doesn't know who Bam is she's so based
L O L THE OLDEST PERSON IN THE HOUSE DOESNT EVEN RECOGNIZE HIMGRIM
first person has no idea who bam is...
sam simps seething hahahaha
yea they do look pretty cool bam
Bam is putting in effort.What day will he realize the wiggers are worthless and quit?
I've always wanted to be an earthrocker but I can't play any instruments
time was not kind
>>218561579Keep coping
>HAHAHAHAHA
>the zoomers don't know bam margeralmao
>charity doesnt know who bam isbased
>I'm charity A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>218561552forgot the file because the last thread pruned and had to fuckign post here instead
>>218561579>redeemed
I think bam is doing ok so far...
>>218561575he turned into his uncle years ago
make the voip
Apple pussy ahahaha
samsisters how you holding up?
>sober bam
guys i don't think bam has it compared to sam
milk in a desert? I don't know
>Ha ha HAAAAAAAA HAI miss G so fuckin much, like you wouldn't believe
Bam will be ENDLESSLY bullied for doing this
interested in how Bam will fuck with them..or will he just be nice
Freddy would've been a better host
>>218561606Give it a few hours
bams tryin so i like it
Bam is awesome you fags hate everything
>>218561584is that a joke?
bam and the joker got chemistry
>>218561636lmao
An Apple Pussy with a Snake coming out of it
It's going to be so funny when the production crew fails to keep him from relapsing.
This is so weird
we need sam to show this nigga the ropes... sams aura and indifference and contempt for the contestants is a big part of fishtank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>charity was on mtv and doesnt know bam
>>218561476Very grim to have Bam on. Absolutely washed up D-list celebrity. Fishtank being "Jet's" was always maximum cope.
what if bam is actually a good host
>>218561476hahhahahahahahahah
>>218561631PausingSnackingAnd continuing
hehehe
Apple pussy baby
Bam Margera would be funnier with a little sauce
bam as host is cringe kino, i'm saying it
>>218561589He got cloned. Real bam died years ago
So what are our simpable mid rankings so far?
Admit itYou wish he was here to scare the fuck out of these people
sam simps are so embarrassing
warming up to bam hosting ngl
>>218561621The pedophile?
>>218561579their mother looks younger than them
I'll say thisBam has much more charisma than jet or ben combined
James has snuck technology into the fishtank. This will change the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_ResbkP4a8when do they do this bit?
dude Bam SUCKS
>BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Appel Pussy
sam can't handle being mogged. word is he just booked a flight to georgia to reclaim his role as host
>>218561674The whole show is a bit to get Bam drinking again
Bam thinks this is an actual show.
Emma is such a sexy girl, I love her so much
This is so fucking awkward.
They should give bam AIDS as a prank
>sat through 4 hours of awkward small talk>washed up low-energy Bamfuck...
bam as a host is fucking insane. just amazing
Bam's trying to fuck Charity already
i need to see bam interview the twins
Charity and Bam together is fucking hard to take
I think they must have given part ownership to bam or made him an equal partner or something because he's already much more into it than I expected.
bam is going to bang this chick
>thousandsthe cope is hilarious
hihihi
letting him cook
>>218561648it's day 1, he'll be done by day 8
>bams literally just winging it
>what are 3 things to sum you uplmao hes a fucking moron
>>218561701did he get permission?
>>218561703Bam humiliation ritual
>two boomers join the tank>immediately get infatuated with ai slop.
I actually like Bam as a host desu
>didnt even dress him up as goldstriker's cousin or somethingGrim
>>218561688trvth but he needs to be more bloodthirsty, less compassion, more hate
HOLY FUCK CHARITY WAS ON NEXT NO WAY LMAO
Oh holy fuck i remember this girl who fell out of the van
>small hands>spunkywhat did she mean by this
wow the host is just..... a nice little affable guy..... ..awesome....
>>218561682it doesnt work if the people know what fishtank isyou cant recreate famous house
she's famous?
>>218561733if hes just doin the sam replacement he will probably just come in when he feels like itor they just hired him for a day lmfao
She was on fucking "next"?
>no nudityi didnt consent to this rule
>>218561688>Life is Mi-BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>218561589his destiny is to look like Phil. it is unavoidable, no amount of ozempic can change what fate has ordained
Charity is a star
>>218561664he's too nice right now but I hope he slowly unravels into an asshole
>charity fell down the stairs on mtvhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRwTS8O_Wak
>>218561699they've been saying no nudity since Betty flashed her bitties in season 1, bud
the host not being in on the joke because he's a brain fried alcoholic is genius
Holy shit, lmao
>>218561741dont say dat shit
>>218561729hi
I MISS DADDY SAM
Fishtank is dead. Bury it.
So the joke is that Bam and Charity think it's a real show?
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
does anyone here know how to speak vietnamese?
lmao vietnamese
i love you seven
>she knows this much about mtv including being on their shows and doesn't know bam fucking margera
lmao are they fucking with bam in the headset
so you're vietnamese?
>it's with johnny knoxvilleFUCING MOGGED
>>218561750clip?
so when does the icky pukers start?
>telling Bam SHE is a pop culture icon
AHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>218561763google her name
Video of Charity on MTV falling out of the vanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRwTS8O_Wak
dude it's me bam from jackass
Do Bingo and Bongo count as one person do they both win or lose depending on what happens to them
>im glad you're alive
>I'm glad you're aliveKEK
>Oh with johnny knoxville!LMAOOOO
>earth rocker inokay sam, I'll watch your show now
>im glad your alivethanks
>jet and ben are feeding him lineskek
>YOUR ON THAT SHOW WITH JOHHNY KNOXVILLELMAO
>bam NEEDS people to know who he is
>>218561762They paid him 50k last time for a day so yeah, I don't think he's there for a month.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-EIKqox0H5/?igsh=MTRoeGR6NTl1dHV1aA==Holy shit
>I'm glad you're alive!
>I'm glad you're alive!lol
hey guysit's mejet neptune from fishtankwe got a lot of cool stuff lined up this seasonwe got 0 hot girlsand like 25 shut in 4chan autistsand BAM! is hostingrefill your popcorn because it's going to get crazythanks for watching
>I'm glad you're alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1u8iTE8k6A
>>218561761
>I'm glad you're alive.LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CRINGEKINO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRwTS8O_WakCharity used to be a TLP
SPEAK A LIL VIETNAMESE FOR EM CHARITY
Bam is just the warm up, chill niggers. There not going full Saw on the first day.
>I'm Bam from Jackass>I'm glad you're alivedamn, bro.
Bam should just fuck charity and just forget about the rest of them
>I was on a show named "Jackass" >I'm glad you're alive and doing fishtankGRIM
>>218561796You guys are so used to Sam and Jet and production putting in zero effort that you are shocked that Bam is trying
>>218561823lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>atlantanoted
charity is love and life and thats why /ftl/ hates her
>I'm glad you're alive I'm fucking dead KEK
i like bam but he's not gonna be a good host.
Bam is actually doing a good job
>>218561746I hope he kicks it up a notch in the coming daysbut I know we wont get shit like>im so sorry man im not racist I promise I wont say it again>ok, anyway here's 5 fishbucks for saying the n word
the vibe is too jolly... this is fishtank... we are miserable here, please bring sam back
umm, guys?
perfect pretty princess
>>218561843holy shit time flies
Is Bam blushing? Does he want to fuck this broad?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWE4M2Gl2Zscharity falling out of the next bus
So this is just a regular reality TV show now like the thing they used to make fun of right
>>218561688actually I take it back- maybe compassion will b a nice change. like sam and tj
>>218561787kwab
>>218561584ha ha HAAAAAAAAA haaaaaaaaaaaah
without Sam this is getting too much like actual reality show
>>218561741kek
>>218561883we already have the exact address
>>218561831>oh with ryan dunn!
Has Sneed commented on the BingoBongo situation yet?
I'm glad you're alive is crazy
Charity mogs the tank
this... isnt fishtank
>ok bingbong, for the first elimination we're doing the roll up your sleeves challenge
>AIDSHOUSE>there’s a fucking community vape and they are sharing it with hiv+ people nigga wtf someone call the FDA on this boring shit-ass satanic show
>>218561808they were giving him the joe biden treatment telling him to wake up since he started asking her about vietnam
why are there 2 boomers chatting it up on my zoomer slop
Warming up on Charity
where's Mister G?
>>218561854neptune I kneel
Atleast bam looks happy and like he's trying
Initial thoughts.>Like BingoBango, Landon, Drake, Charity>NeutralEmma, Anissa, Vicky>DislikeBozo, JD, Bashir
>>218561826i love these stupid fucking dogs
Thats pretty funny charity
>>218561888Alex B was such a treasure
Not enough laptop using and supplement shilling. Get Bam the fuck out of there
>>218561883It's been known since January
>>218561897wouldn't you?
bringxerback
>>218561848fuck you jetbut honestly this is pretty fucking cool no homo
>AIDs house>in Atlantakino
>>218561892my girl is so cute and sweet
WHEN DOES THE POO POO PEE PEE START
>>218561917Shut up faggot
THIS IS FUCKING TERRIBLE THE HOST WILL OBVIOUSLY NOT ADD ANYTHING TO THE SHOWTHIS IS FUCKING TERRIBLE THE HOST WILL OBVIOUSLY NOT ADD ANYTHING TO THE SHOWTHIS IS FUCKING TERRIBLE THE HOST WILL OBVIOUSLY NOT ADD ANYTHING TO THE SHOWTHIS IS FUCKING TERRIBLE THE HOST WILL OBVIOUSLY NOT ADD ANYTHING TO THE SHOW
How many of them are going to express surprise at Bam not being dead
>>218561922>2026>still doesn't know how AIDS works Based retard.
>i'm glad you're alive
>>218561682Scare the fuck out of a bunch of superfans?
>>218561922>it's satanic!!!!opinion discarded immediately
>this asians best day was winning gambling>>218561905Which is bad.
>>218561844>23
there is no way bam is hosting this for a month with jet and ben feeding him lines this whole timethis has to be a big ruse for the first week at most until sam comes backright??
what if Rachel wasn't borderline and was south east asian
>>218561922satanic if you will
Loving famous house season 2 rn frfr
>>218561899Its just a livestream
>>218561940S3 was lightning in a bottle
Is Bam going to fuck her?
How many times is Bam going to have to remind everyone who Bam is
>cant parallel parklegally retarded
god TV LA people are fuckin something
WHEN DOES THE HEAD SHAVING START
>>218561826They're one fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlH9RGLJqxE
when do they start throwing poop?
Famous House won
This is so fucking scuffed. Its so weird seeing Bam do this.
guys, Bam isn't being verbally abusive and acting like an abusive step father who shoots snot rockets all over the place, this is nontent, bring back Sam!
we will not see him after day 12
Where can I find the contestant's ages?? I'd really appreciate it, thanks.
>>218561992not happening this season
>Bam's so fucked up he has to have an ear set to be fed lines from the basement
>>218561980Bam's a somewhat happily married man, get your head of the gutter, filth.
>>218561904nothing Jet shits out will EVER top famous house
>Bam actually making her uncomfortablelmao
>>218561922Don’t get aids from spit
>Bam is actually the 10th fishNeptunian
>>218561959fuck you scumbag
>day 7>guys I have to let you know, im sorry to say but Bam Margera died
Just watching Uncle and Auntie talk rn
Why the fuck would they choose this washed up fried brain idiot as host he can barely even talk
>telling contestants about shit he did 25 years ago
>>218561686think thats either their older sister or their older sister from the adoptee familyin ashleys childhood photos you can see a third slightly older girl
>>218561998make that hour 12
https://old.reddit.com/r/jackass/comments/1rugt4u/bam_margera_is_hosting_a_live_streamed_reality/
I’m sorry this just isn’t the same without Sam intimidating people and fucking with them.
Bam doesnt have the evil in him to be the host
>Bam treating this like an actual reality showIt just doesn't feel right
Okay wrap this up already
>Bam's just gonna talk about his heyday to people that don't care with no attempt at being a characterbrutal
>>218561998he actually seems much more hyped than i expectedwe'll see if it lasts
>host of fishtank>already talking about the glory days of mtvit's so over chat.
>>218561964my chud wife is aging...
Bam is charismatic, he probably would talk to charity for the rest of the night there if no one tells him to move on
>bam nostalgia posting
Bam is growing on me despite him being a bloated weirdo.
>>218561998Thats pretty generous.
>>218561979S3 was the worst, you have rose tinted goggles
he gets along with them too much
bam honestly looks good for his age considering all the drug abuse and stuff
This has taken a turn...
>>218562024HAHHAHAHAHHAAH please jet
>>218562008that's perfect though. jet actually got it right for once
>>218561476TJaylor status?
>>218561998>>218561972he's gonna dip out of this shit in like 30 more minutes retards
did bam start drinkin again
>one month of this
>>218561950she wasn't lying about being spunky
is it just me or does bam looks like he smells awful
fuck sam hyde. this is love and life.
>no longer raps and taps to busta rhymesfuck this
>>218562032when you've been blackout drunk for those 25 years it feels like yesterday.
>>218561998I'm calling he'll be gone by week 2 and Sam will be forced to fly out to save the show
Is the fat bitch leaving the confessional soon? I need more screencaps of Bingo.
By day 3 they will be BEGGING Sam to fly out for the rest of the show
I dont like when the host says more words than just nodding
>>218561883you're so far beyond bro
You now remember Jim
>Sam couldn’t be bothered to host because he has to do a 90 minute podcast once a month
make charity eat tarantulas
this is gonna become so depressing when bam starts talking with the soulless zoomers.
It feels weird as fuck to have a host actually try it makes me uncomfortable
>>218561979>S3 was lightning in a bottleyoure so fucking stupid it hurts lmao
she is honestly the best one already
Whenever Bingo's not on screen-- all the other characters should be asking "Where's Bingo?"
>>218562016He is permanently mad about this. G and Ben Silver are a better dynamic than anything Jet can think of.
>>218562050Fishtank wouldn’t exist without the jackass heritage
>>218562113i do not
my tortasian wife is trying to be relatable to the young folk...
*sips* Ahhhh yep the good ol days of MTV
>lets get to know you guys more>talks about himself>>218562064shut the fuck upS3 before the RV trip was the best it wasnt a bunch of antisocial retards who tried to make memesit was normies who stepped up
>>218562119i need to see him talk to the twins
>>218562064 S2*
This is really bad.
>>218562128and bongo needs access to a time machine
>>218562102>Sam will be forced to fly out to save the showWouldn't be a season of Fishtank without Sam having to bail the wiggers out
They brought in all these dysgenic freaks because Sam was the only thing making Jet look normal.
>>218562135Me on the right
>>218562084Over
>>218562113
>>218562084She cheated and is a gold digger
rachel of season 5
Did he say "Vicky you're up next" or "Bingo you're up next"?
How long until Bam butts heads with production because he thinks he’s a celebrity.
you know what i'm missing right now? Sam Hyde sitting in the corner pouting and typing on his laptop
>>218562113Still don't know who this is
bam confirmed EVERYDAY
Bam can do this
so is that Vietnamese lady in the tank????
>>218562114Legal troubles aren't worth the headache. He distanced himself and is still collecting 70% of the profits while Jet and Ben do all the work
>>218562135bam is disgusting
>>218562102>Sam will be forced to fly out to save the showGood. Hopefully he'll realize he shouldn't leave his biggest moneymaker on the side burner
Unpopular opinionBam is the worst host everWhy couldn't Mints be the host
Warming up on Bam
Bam's losing it
Does Bam know it's live?
charity is based idc what you poopniggas think
Mr Margera sir thank you for hosting fishtank
>>218562165Charity mogs rachel
The real host is arriving tomorrow
this is barely watchable
>>218562170Global rule 13: Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.
>JDI'm out
>>218562141Paypigs and retards just hate S3 cause they weren't allowed to use TTS half the time.
this guy's gay and i wanna take his anus
>>218562114no it's because he got hosed for half a million dollars last season. He pulled out completely
troll alert
>>218562141This.normietank > spergtank
BOOK HIS DEBUT
>>218562187bam probably thinks people are watching on their nintendos and gamebois
>>218562113literally whomst
>mister margera
golf balls
bozo is fucking gay
>>218562165More like the Direnc of season 5
>>218562196he would be a good host.
>>218562176>Legal troublesQrd?
The fatal flaw of having Bam instead of Sam is that Sam is the puppet master and Bam is just a puppet
>>218562169He is legitimately very famous.
>>218562170Tayleigh is a fucking chud whore that led everyone on
>Bam is actually hosting itnot fishtank anymore but ok
Listen, I love Bam, but he's just not cut out for this
>>218562192i'd do the same ngl>no THPSfucking fag
>HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT A TROLL IS
>troll artist gamerI would go with>faggot retard zoomoid
>>218562187He said he was watching it earlier and also told Charity that thousands of people were watching confessional cam
I don’t like that this guy is from Orlando.
Charity looks like the Filo that gave me full service at the massage parlor i went to last week
>troll>gaymer
>>218562196he would be pretty good
>No Sam>No "Stay Inside" poster>No posters at all in fact>No beef/beer bellThis show is in a dying stage.
>>218561584is this sarcasm
>>218562141fuck you tasteless scumbag S3 sucked hardcore
>>218562166Bozo, the gay discord mod
>>218562170Stop it with the cat killing
>>218562202how
mint's boyfriend sucks man get this faggot out of here. boring fake deepvoice dweeb with zero personality
>>218562200Get vibenuked, bitch.
THPS4 mogs
>>218562127She's such a sweetheart and she has no idea what she's walked into.
>>218562224this
Troll. Gamer. Not just video games, but games. No Roadblocks. No Tony Hawk Pro Skater. Just Minecraft. Happy hardcore. Club beats.
this fucking sucks
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>218562236oh well
this gayboy turning Bam into Sam with how much more awkward he is compared to Charity.
>>218562203No he didn’t he still has majority shares
bam is unironically better than sam and brings the energy up instead of being a debbie downer
lmfao bam
bezo is just as boring and insignificant as seth (who?)
>>218562165>laugh is annoying and happens to often>oldthese are her only crimes. she's a beacon of light and positivity.
>energy instantly dies
i dont even want to look at the screen when Bozo is onjust get him off the show already please
>>218562113Jin won.
>>218562224That's all a host needs to be really.
So is Fishtank just a shitty Real World spin off now?
...are we starting in early on ol' bezo?
bam had chemistry with charity but zero with this little twerp
When’s Alex B going to show up as the host?
>>218562289dude your aislop sucks just stop
CRINGETANK FROM HERE ON OUT ITS SO FUCKING OVER
charity is like 42/43 btw
>>218562289it's really not that funny the 100th time around fyi
>>218562265THPS3, THUG1-2 are better
>>218562295Charity is love and life
damn everyones gonna be so boring in comparison to that yapping bitch
STOP DISCUSSING THE S4 CASTTHIS IS AN ORDER
There should be a different host every day and just keep telling them that the previous host died
they should have a challenge where they all have to beat up phil while hes taking a shit
>following Bingo around on the cams like I did with JosieFuck. Where is she, anyways? I can't find her.
>>218562289i fucking guess, pornsick fag
>>218562289Fishtank needs a feature where you can send shit like this to show on screen in the kitchen
>>218562289BAM-BA-LAM
Bring him back.
>>218562296Bezo sucks. Worst fish, easily the tayleigh of s5
Bam should have been a 3 day freeloader and had bam challenges that were spiritually Jackass like getting pelted with dogshit. Jet should be the host.
>>218562224Everyone was asking for a season where Jet could do what he wanted without Sam bulldozing all the plans with his tren rage
>>218562285>how dare you like a pedo on the pedo show!
The absolute state of fishtank.The. Absolute. State.
havent been keeping up since s4 got canned, whats going on
>>218562311but it is welcome
>>218562252violently
Ok, I've seen it allI know how this show ends nowSee you season 6 everyone
That's his most embarrassing story? Some shit from second grade?
>>218562224trvke.
jet is already planning the bam drinking arc, right?
FAGGOT ALERT
>>218562113MARKY THOMPSON CIARA JOHNNY NEPTUNE R9K BIG PURPLE
THIS MINECRAFT DISCORD REDDIT MOD SOUNDS LIKE A PSYCOPATH. OH AND HES GAAAAAY LMAO
>>218562286Sam hating the cast was the point though
little queer loves to talk about his faggot boyfriend
this guy is gay!
>>218562336lost media
>Bams face when he says he is gayAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA did someone clip that
BAM CALL HIM A FAG PLEASE
>Bozo enters>vibes instantly killed>"Probably when I met my boyfriend">you can see the smile leave Bam's face
this guy dressed like a late 90s dirty kid is gay
>when i met my boyfriend
>tfw this kid's gay
apologize to s4
Oh boy I've had enough of this zoomer talking about being a faggot
>boyfriend
What's their inner world like?
fucking gay ass questions
>>218562206Charls would sooner commit seppuku by cop than see himself on such a lower realm show
so we accept faggots now?
>>218562346AIDS has contaminated the tank (not joking)
>>218562229Yeah, maybe the show will be good for once
>>218562324Stop it
casting this gay dweeb was a mistake.
>>218562340nah it was fun whenever sam would change the game on a dime or overrule wigger bullshit
>>218562387He trooned out hard
>>218562346me neither. flipper torta laughs a lot
>>218562387s4 was truly special.
>>218562387no and especially not to that sperg fucking idiot
bam is literally just fatty but in the future
Oh he's like a legit gay guy, not just internet gay.
>>218562336man that summer was epicfish tank peaked right there
>>218562392it’s like the salt and pepper from smiling friends
>>218562399hell naw
Bam has very strong "that one guy at the bar" energy
when does bam die?
>what's your most embarrassing storywell this one time I was at the gun store and my neck started leaking
didnt even ask about his strategy, he was so not interested
>talked to Charity for 10 minutes and laughed it up>talked to Bezo for 5 minutes, realized he's a fag and cut the conversation short
>kicks out the faggot after he talks about his faggot buttbuddy
>bam kicks out the fag as soon as he finds out he's gay
>>218562113It's time to send them in
>>218562392lots of twincest, and it isnt very hot or erotic
>>218562391kino
Bam has the ComicCon energy.
I'm not even a fishtank hatewatcher, but this is exactly what I was worried about with Bam. He's too nice nowadays. His days of jackass/viva la bam of being a funny dickhead asshole are gone, and now he's just a nice guy that tries to be friendly all of the time.I'm legitimately the whole "Bam is hosting" thing is a rugpull and Sam will end up hosting after a few days.
>>218562331they do, it was a bitchtank feature they said they are bringing back this season. meme screen
>>218562393i still want to fuck alexis ngl
>>218562408proof?
>>218562408What happened
>>218562244>its not the same thing over and overJust watch s1 again then
bezo is the worst fish
Bam will never say niggaBam will never call him a faggotBam will never create a boxing warrior
>>218562392Frank and Sam cocks everywhere
>video game roomhalo soon
>>218562387seth pre-jerry was the worst contestant of all time
>what kinda music do you like>whats the best day of your lifewhat is this low effort stock shit
>>218562387Season 4 was on track to be the best season ever. Because it ended early, Season 2 is still the GOAT. Season 3 was the weakest.
>>218562392they look like they were born to be quaker wives in the 1600s
>>218562399>not flamboyant or blackno we dont
>ths video game room Bam is spoiling shit.
>the video game room
>theres a video game room
>bam leaks the videogame room
>i think hes enough of a fucking loser to win
>>218562396He converted to islam to marry his whore wife KEK
>>218562365And he’s a jew
lol he just leaked a room
>>218562289he is Bam's gay awakening
V I D E O G A M E R O O M
>>218562396He said the same thing about working with Sam again though.>>218562399Sam was the only person holding Jet back from making this show filled with fags and troons.
>>218562441didn't they say they were bringing back the meme screen?
>>218562392I don't know, but I want to be a part of it!
>>218562396Hes been begging sam for a tank role every single pgl episode hes been in
it sounds like they fed bam a bunch of bullshit about the show with the way he talks about lmao
Who could've predicted Jet's retarded thoughts regurgitated through a druggie's mouth would be stilted
VIDEO GAME ROOM LEAKED
I like how Bam has a stupid story for almost every question they answer
>>218562417Hi Jobe!
>bam spoiled there's a video game room
>>218562443
Cute couple
oh is Bango going to try to FUCK Bam too?
poopniggas... where's the poopi was promised poopwhat... the... fuck..
>>218562457Shades of Mauro
>They put me in the looney bin and I don't know whyWait, what?
>video game roomsam is gonna farm out his shitty psc content as well huh
Bam's psyched, Sam's polar opposite.
>>218562336
Bingo is painfully autistic
this season has potential. idgaf what you losers think. they going easy on day 1.
>>218562460Retard take
>>218562450It's tradition you uncultured swine
>gengar shirtsbingobongo sex immediately
>>218562392candyland
bingo bongo kino
>>218562500>luckkino
>>218562512looksmatched
>No schizo retard like jimmy & burt>No loveable dumbfuck like freddie>no goonable womencya next season i guess
I love her. It's not fair. I should have applied for Season 5.
>>218561688You're gay as hell if you wouldn't bury your nose in Mizzys asscrack
>old school cartoons>2000god I'm old
are these two spergs a single contestant? what's their fucking deal?
>>218562529She’s perfect
>>218562431yeah, bam fucking rules lol
>>218562546ive nutted twice to bingo
this is unbearable
i'm checking out until Bam leaves
he keeps talking about big long puzzles lol
Bam has no idea how close to getting AIDS he is right now
Bamgo Bingo Bongo
>>218562546anis is the goon queen
>>218562463>>218562464>>218562467>>218562468He’s the host it’s fine no one heard him
>>218562529how to get ugly artho 26 year old gf?
>>218562512So funny how much his demeanor has changed since the Charity interview. He's so disappointed after meeting the others.
>>218562517https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT3cMUtcKHEpoopniggas HOLDHAVE FAITH
THIS IS UNWATCHABLE CRINGETHIS IS NOT FISHTANKTHIS IS A SHITTY INTERNET REALITY SHOW WITH NO COMEDIC VALUETHE HOST PART OF THE DAY IS THE WORST PART OF THE DAY. WITH SAM IT WAS THE BEST
>>218562113who
puzzlemaxxing
Bongo TROLLS Bingo
bam talking through clenched teeth about not smelling fresh air driving them crazy is so fucking awful
myeah, myeah
I wish I had a twin to hang out with all the time
>>218562512dad and daughter
Ohhh I get it, Bam is barely gonna be in the house, so they WON'T have to heavily censor TTS, they'll just turn it off when he's there
what's with bam and big long puzzles?
If you watch Bam with the idea that he's basically a fish given the "Host Fishtank.live" challenge, it's neptunian gigakino.
>>218562547They both have HIV
this is bearable
they’re like boys that got transitioned as infants as an experiment
>>218562575get those numbers up soldier
>>218562546Lando is the based retard of the season and I'm gooning to Charity right now
they be puzzeld by every question
Bam acting like not being able to go outside or not having a bed are incredibly difficult for these terminally online autists is the funniest shit ever.
>>218562585imagine the footjob
>>218562546I'm just watching to see jet get humiliated and bam fall off the wagon, tbqh
>>218562418>picrelMe too I hate that this is my type
>yeayeah
i think i might need to dip
>>218562611>Ohhh I get it, Bam is barely gonna be in the house, so they WON'T have to heavily censor TTS, they'll just turn it off when he's thereyup, thats literally what i said earlier today
>>218562583he has it too
bam's blank stare waiting for an answer(I would take even longer to answer I bet)
>>218562583*gives bam aids* would be the funniest way to kill fishtank ever
BAMS JUST CONTRACTED DOUBLE AIDS
>my most embarassing moment was trying to fuck frank hassle
>most embawassing moment evuh?>hmmm, pwobabwy dis
>>218561594It's kino.
>>218562601Very cute
>>218562560I cant tell how real they are. They might have special instructions to act like that, or just have the cutesy retard act pre-thought out
>>218562113Why does he make Klaus seethe?
Bango, internet whore
Bam watchout, they have HIV.
TTS has to be the catalyst here. It's a hugbox so far.
>>218562585anisa feet are nice i seewe need more feet
>>218562616thanks
imagine having twin daughters and naming them bingo and bongo and they have to live with that for the rest of their lives
https://strawpoll.com/poy9kbazPgJhttps://strawpoll.com/poy9kbazPgJhttps://strawpoll.com/poy9kbazPgJhttps://strawpoll.com/poy9kbazPgJvoat
>>218562651what model are you guys using for this?
>most embarrassing momentthe dms to get on the show is pretty big
>only attractive fish is a walled mexican womanwhat was jet thinking
>>218562618So fucking what? HIV is a manageable condition in modern times, it's not the 1980s anymore. We could start a PREP regimen, I wouldn't even need a rubber.
They don't have the cute kind of autism like Josie has. It's more of the mid functioning "we need an adult" type of autism.
these two need to go asap
Bongo is DYING for dick
>>218562629kek
they have no idea that their most embarassing moment is happening right now
>>218562575how
>>218562659all autistic women are
JUGGALOS
>>218562635definitely has skills
CKY
>oh man its gonna be so tough to not be able to go outside and smell fresh airthis dude does not know the audience of fishtank
>bongo takes dickqueen
this is trash
WHOOP WHOOP
Where do they find these people?
>bongo likes ICP
WOOP WOOP
WHOLESOME BINGUS
the best part about sam hosting is he would immediately do something with her message to frank here
>>218562629delete this>>218562651pin this
>>218562674grok
isn't the gathering in illinois
I still don't believe Bam is the actual host
will a single contestant even know who the fuck cky is
>bongo constantly looks at her sister>zero eye contact with with Bamde[ressing :(
>>218562673what kind of fucking faggot ass poll is this
fishtank does not work when there is no contempt for the fish
>>218562682she already fucked jet in the basement
>>218562547Bingo Mogs
>simps thinking she was only lusting after frank and sam in shamblesshe's online trying to fuck men 24/7
>>218562672yea or imagine Ben saying that thats their names when they go up the stairs from the basement
>>218562616I think that is entirely the point. Bam is brought on to sincerely host the show like its a real MTV reality TV show. Charity also used to be on reality TV. the neptunian kino is going to be watching Bam try to get blood from a stone from these autistic antisocial weirdos. Its the inverse of Famous House.BRAVO JET
I like the twins but they still need 2 or 3 hot girls.
>>218562681Stop posting, NOW. Bingo is the only thing that's keeping the audience watching.
>a little coo cooBased bam
>bongo is a juggaloQuick reminder that they never got a proper juggalo on the show
a little kookoo
Bam does NOT understand.
how long before bam hits the bottle?
Fishtank has now had two hosts, one a washed up hack comedian who stopped being relevant more than a decade ago, the other a junkie who had a mental break after Adam Friedland owned him on Cum Town
>they don't have both oars in the water>a little cuckookek
>oh JD he's the villain guyleaktank
>JD? oh hes the villian guy yeah hahaLMAOOOOBam keeps leaking wigger shit and doesnt give a fuck
>>218562732All women are like this
>>218562651you're a terrible person
>JD is the villain guy wdym bam...?
Bam's hopes for the show are crashing in real time
Bam will be spoiling the wigger plans all season lol
>>218562585Surprisingly, she's one of the more interesting ones.
>>218562746Isnt Chris a juggalo?
>>218562746juggalette*
>>218562673>>218562726this is why i was making the dossier not everyone knows their names yet
LMAO Bam entirely doesn't fit the vibe of this show that it's actually funny
Does anyone else feel like Bongo got too much time with the microphone? I didn't get to learn much about Bingo since she didn't have much to say. When Bongo spoke I simply tuned her out.
the super double aids twist is crazyproject Z
>not sending someone upMISSION FAILED
the twins count as one wife that's their gimmick
>Bam looking for approval of the camera and productionthis wont workSam RAN the show, Bam doesnt even seem to know what he's supposed to be doing
Bam is unironically a better host than Sam. Sam would've mentally checked out by now and started giving unsolicited life advice to everyone he interviews
are we supposed to be laughing at how akward it is with bam?
Aura.
Why does everyone go to trying to figure out everyone's ethnicity?
>>218562687sign up for jerkmate and do the tutorial
>oh he's the villain guylol he's leaking what the wiggers told him again
>>218562616It's Kino! IT IS KINO!
>>218562794he literally cannot comprehend these people at all
>>218562803poop aura
>whats your ethnicity>white
>>218562764pot, kettle
I, too, like it when the host of my show has such dementia that he just casually leaks the script
>>218562794He’s doing fine. It’s day 1
Neptunian.
>>218562793add "villain guy" to that list
>>218562800sam fucking sucked
>>218562795i think their whole dynamic is that one speaks and the other just... exists
sam? bam? whos next? DAM??
>>218562769>>218562774>>218562778They based him off his audition tape where he was known as the "vibe nuke."Bashit is real villain
>>218562794It's like they gave him a 5 minute pep talk on how to host the show and he was half listening.
>>218562804it's essential in America nowadays
>>218562616Goranian
how much did they pay bam for this and how quickly is he going to dip
>>218562769>Brian was so good that production was casting for Brian-likesBriangods won
>>218562793what was this mtv show even about?
>>218562793Emma and Anisamy beloved
that house is pretty nice ngl
>>218562793yeah i couldn't find this soz
>>218562769>>218562774not a leak if you’ve seen his audition
>>218562804Safe-edgy, if you don't want to be openly racist.
>>218562803bam contemplating his life choices
>>218562836youre a stupid faggot retard kys
>>218562794Bam spends too much time talking about himself. No one gives a shit what psych ward you went to, talk about the show.
>>218562793its hassle not hassel. sorry im autistic.
I think JD should pick a big long puzzle to occupy his time
>>218562833the master at his craft.
>>218562800Couldn't have said it better myself
no disrespect to the earth rocker but it's just not a good fit, he's too fried
I wish I was Charity's husbandhttps://youtu.be/iD3fn2TGwE0?si=pG5ULpP4emDGQRys
Why are you faggots pretending like HIV/AIDs is such a serious issue? It's not.>PrEP (pre-exposure prophylaxis) is highly effective at preventing HIV, reducing risk by ~99% for sexual transmission when taken daily.Now let's add a condom to the scenario.>Combined Protection: For individuals on a daily PrEP regimen with at least 90% adherence, adding consistent condom use can result in an estimated 92% lower risk of HIV compared to someone using a single method.You're mad because someone like Bingo would never love you. Stop projecting.
>>218562793Would be a good cast if Emma, Victoria and Anissa were simpable.
bam try to not talk about yourself challenge
>>218562831>He’s doing fineBam is too chill and wholesome. He should be busy being someones fun cool uncle, not the host of poophellhouse
Bam isn't good at this
she wants him
Bingo Bingo keep going to separate rooms to communicate telepathically
sam simps cry harder please I love drinking your tears
>>218562769>>218562774jet thinks people will hate him because he's a vibe nuke but they actually all seem to like him
This is just Bam reliving his glory years with strangers
>the contestants mog the host not the other way around It's so over
>>218562892shut up aidsfaggot
>>218562892take it to /bant/ you weird faggot
did sam used to tell stories about making world peace to the contestants?
>Bam thinks the hardest part of this is staying inside for 30 days proving he has no understanding of the younger generation
>>218562793o thanks
victoria is 30 years old wearing outfits like that and honestly it's hot
>>218562888It would be the perfect fit if he was back on the sauce.
Uncle Bam vibing with the contestants
>>218562888the new generation thinks everything he embodies is fuckin cringe
Bam is too genuine for my irony humiliation show.
>bam making it about himself kek
>>218562873>talk about the showhe's never watched the show
>>218562800Read >>218562616There is no host. Only wiggers and their playhouse
all the dorks who treat sam like their e-daddy are really exposing themselves now
bingo and bongo look like they bite people
>musicmatched uh oh
All Bam does is member berries.
>>218562905she's leaning away from him
>>218562912the anti brian
>>218562855it's a dating show where they ride around in a bus and come out and go on little dates, and the person they're going on the date with gets to say "next" to eliminate them and go to the next person if they aren't vibing with them
bam is quickly forgetting why he is there
they need a bad cop to balance bam or else this will be friendtank a season long
>>218562897I think he's nervous and it's easier for him to do that than give a question to the fish.
>>218562920>>218562921>don't use the Fishtank thread to discuss FishtankStay mad. You will NEVER, EVER, find true love.
Bam has a tattoo or personal story for each candidate. What a life.
>>218562892I'm sorry this happened to you Jet. Even though you were harvesting starlets like big harv you didn't deserve to get AIDS.
>>218562931yaeh but too bad shes ugly
THIS IS NOT FISHTANKTHIS IS NOT FISHTANKTHIS IS NOT FISHTANKTHIS IS NOT FISHTANKTHIS IS NOT FISHTANK
Sam really couldn't fly out for a month for a project that makes millions
>>218562289Why are you Indian?
>>218562898I thought they didnt want to do poophellhouse anymore
>>218562944bingo can bite my penis and bongo can bite my ass
>>218562943tayleigh needs to expose herself to me
The way Ban talks about skateboarding dude that shit sucks
>>218562924>do the ssi
"Sum yourself up in 3 sentences" has to be the worst fucking icebreaker on earth
>>218562953Based a nostalgiapilled
Sam and Mizzy=Bam and Vicky
>>218562836Sam haters are the worstThe show sucks, because Jet is a retard
>sum up you in 3 sentences>or just paragraphsim fucking crying he's completely winging it
these comments are coming in so fast u can barely even read it
day 1 viewer count w/ the host on, what did it get to with sam, 25k?
>>218562873>talk about the showwhat the fuck is there to talk about, bam is trying to get to know the contestants.
I'd have disgusting drunken sex with Vicky, fr fr
>>218562919>Sam>ever mogging anyoneHe let a pedo faggot ruin season 3
>Bam is being a retarded fish and not a host. It’s over.
Bam has to get used to the vibes before he lets loose, you can tell he's nervous as fuck
DARK SENSE OF HUMOUR
>>218562931it is, very hot. I enjoy seeing older chicks dress up in hot tight legged and hot outfits.
>>218562969weird projection. kill yourself at the earliest convenience.
>>218562892>reducing risk by ~99%So if I have sex with them 100 times, I’ll get it? What if I get addicted to fucking them?
>>218562978JET IS OVER HELLHOUSEJET IS OVER HELLHOUSEJET IS OVER HELLHOUSEJET IS OVER HELLHOUSEJET IS OVER HELLHOUSEHE WANTS A NEW BIG BROTHER FANBASEHE WANTS A NEW BIG BROTHER FANBASEHE WANTS A NEW BIG BROTHER FANBASEHE WANTS A NEW BIG BROTHER FANBASEHE WANTS A NEW BIG BROTHER FANBASE
I like how Bam can't get the 3 facts question right no matter how much he says it
>>218562943you posted a dork that treats sam as her daddy
>Jet is gonna have to fire Bam Margera
vici the icky pick me
>>218562980my wife
>>218562980hi norway :3
I can’t wait to hear about how cool bam used to be for a month
>>218562905>vicky eilish
there is no way that bam is the host the whole seasonjet cant afford that. its a bit, youll see
>>218562988omg..
DARK SENSE OF HUMOR
>>218562974If I were Jet, Bingo wouldn't be on the show and my dick would have been sucked already. If I were Jet, then I wouldn't show Bingo any real love.
based warioland enjoyer
>>218562980thats a man
>vicky's favorite game is Wario Land 4based
i really don't think ic an watch this
>warioland 4PICK ME BITCH
bam sucks
>tfw no wario Kratom addict slampig
>>218562959okay, thanks anonmtv used to have so many reality shows, it was a comfy time
i am coping by the fact that bam is only paid to pretend to host for a day and he fucks off
>>218562980im so in love with her glow
>>218562941believe it or not, hes actually hosting the show right now.
NEW>>218563021>>218563021>>218563021new>>218563021>>218563021>>218563021
>nothing offends me>but disrespect and unfairnesswhat a baby
>Legend of Zelda>Oh like the old Nintendo, do you know the Konami code?Holy shit I swear he used to be young not that long ago
All Bam does is talk about himself.
>the bam margera show
>>218562971it's honestly hilarious
>>218562892>t. Has AIDS Disgusting. Stop spreading your gay cancer.
Bam... Just stop buddy... Please god.
>>218563036bam said something abotu the "second week" getting darker specifically
Sam needs to come in and fire Bam
>>218562980>the only way norway can watch is latching onto the only simpable midit's a good bit
>>218563023it'll devolve into hellhouse anyway because jet is a hack
>>218562986They say that every new season before it inevitably devolves into chimpanzee zoo exhibits
>>218562800Bammy HagarWe'll see how it goes.
>>218562976it adds to the desperation factor which makes it better in my opinion. she wants to be an e-girl so bad>>218563017this nigga gets it
are the twins what they call enbies? im old please explain
>>218563069It'll happen to us too anon
>>218563012 He commanded authority and kept the fish guessing you gigantic faggot. Kill yourself.
>>218563049I couldn't even watch Bam on S4, it's too awkward.
>>218562943Global rule 13: Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts
"Is it the updated version of you?"LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>218562794It's BAM's house.
>>218562989she did on s2
>>218563105bingo is a good woman, bongo is questioning her gender identity
>>218563052This is a weird episode of casting couch
im done im just watching the fish down stairs
>>21856306925 years ago anon :/
>>218562880fixed sorry>>218562861>>218562926np
>>218562978This is CharitytankBHABHHAHAHAHAHHABAHABHABAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAA
Bam has so many cool crazy rockstar stories.
>>218563067Pay Is CUTE
>>218563069Fuuuuck
>>218562196He would be kino. RustyCage would also be good.
I stopped watching as soon as the old hag abuela random bitch was revealed as the 10th contestant, I took a shower and went to bed but I haven't fallen asleep yet. Was Bam's intro Kino or cringe?
