Bim Bam Bongo edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- Bam Margera is here hosting Fishtank and it's totally normal!-- Bongo is an autistic stalker of Sam Hyde and Frank Hassle... we still have hope for her identical twin, Bingo... https://x.com/Ashleymetica/status/1948165120783450293-- Everything's been TAKEN from the fish! They will have JOBS in the house, and must BUY goods and services, including KRATOM and Fishtank-branded ice cream!-- MOHAMMED BASHIR is a ginger cowboy weeb "warrior lord" with a PhD who's fasting for Ramadan, seems to be fixated on people's ethnicities, and is trying to trick Landon into being evil...-- Other fish: VICKY (fat vape addict alcoholic kratomhead), JD (loudmouth vibe nuker), BEZO (subversive gay zoomer jew), ANISSA (haggard onlyfans latina who's been to prison), JAMES DRAKE (chadlennial wannabe actor), EMMA (pizzaface blonde fucktoy who has a "boyfriend"), LANDON (innocent low-functioning basket case janitor), BINGO AND BONGO (2 totally normal girls who count as one fish), and CHARITY (geriatric pinay BBW who won't stop laughing)-- Bezo is the head admin of the official Fishtank discord... and a FEMBOY? https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1ruji92/if_you_guys_dont_know_bezo_is_the_head_admin_of/>What is Fishtank?It's Sam Hyde's 24/7 livestreamed house that YOU control in real time. Talk to the contestants via TTS, vote to determine outcomes of challenges, pay to make their lives a living hell (or heaven) in various ever-changing ways... The last player standing after a month wins $50,000!>Links:https://old.ppv.to/fthttps://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://classic.fishtank.live/https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosPrevious: >>218561476
Bam is so cringey it's hard to watch
jet cum leaking out of Bingo and Bongo
Victoria is kind of chill. Shame about the Kratos addiction
hi
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>>218563073fuck u
this is not fishtankGet Sam on
you ever play tony hawk pro skater?
GIVE BAM AIDS NOW
bam is based and sam simp zoomers lost
>S tierCharityLandon>A tierJason DrakeJD>B tierEmmaAnissa>C tierVickyMohammad>F tierBezo>Cosmic Lovecraft Entity tierBingo & Bongo
bam owns, hope he breaks out the strigoi soon
QRD?
>>218563021Bam is cringe kino.
>>218563073He's only interested in telling the fish about when he was relevant instead of listening to them.
i have a sick sense of humor and nothing offends me, except racism. and transphobia and misogyny
if bingo and bongo have aids i think they need to be removed asap
W BAM
>>218563101hi
PHIL MENTION
this isn't the bam margera story show bam
>for the first challenge, its counting rice!>reminds me of that time i spent in japan..
I think it's funny how the Bingo-seethers are exposing themselves en-masse. Why do you hate her so much? Are you trying to drive up another contestant's popularity? Is it simple jealousy? Do you like taking cock up your ass? I don't get it.
Its not classic fishtank, but I am enjoying Bam
bam feels more like an 80s celebrity than 2000s celebrity
Can we admit now that Sam made the show work despite acting like a fag sometimes?
THIS IS NOT FISHTANKTHIS IS NOT FISHTANKTHIS IS NOT FISHTANKTHIS IS NOT FISHTANKTHIS IS NOT FISHTANK.
Cooling down on Bam ngl
victoria is my cocksleeve
when does payton show up?
>>218563107I WANT SAM AND ELLIE RIGHT NOW JET. RIGHT NOW
>bam margeria died!
>im in a game btw
>IS IT THE UPDATED VERSION OF YOULMFAO
>>218563104Use their actual names and people might vote on your retarded poll
i knew he would spend longer talking to vicky
>>218563101hey bro its me im the new namefag for this season and im kinda the frickin business whats your name
>>218563147lol
>>218563123what about bam?
>>218563073>dude I was an unlockable character on a video game from 25 years ago.Cool buddy.
You can tell Bam talked with kid fans all the time back in the 00s and shit, talking cheat codes and shit
God, I love Bam just going off on tirades about shit he saw 30 years ago.
I'll take bam over season 4 sam, he's too much of a moral fag to do fishtank these days
>>218563021I want to fuck Bingo
Thoughts?
WE WANT ELLIEWE WANT ELLIEWE WANT ELLIE
>>218563104I chose everyone except Bongo
the Bingo praise is ironic right? you cant possibly be this tasteless?
>>218563123>>Cosmic Lovecraft Entity tier>Bingo & Bongothey look and act like characters from Look Outside
I have to simp for Victoria now, goddammit everyone Im sorry. She's like Tayleigh but cooler
>sam>bam
>>218563162we need bam cam when he thinks he's not being watched and we just see him regretting his decisions.
"Is it the updated version of you?"LMFAO
>>218563073It works because he just doesn't vibe with the show but he's trying soo damn hard to do a good job
>>218563204i think bongo is a slut and her sister is a pure angel
>>218563160>sam hyde's reality show sucks without sam
>>218563160obviously… this is basically like if the did mirror selfie videos in sam’s mom’s apartment except without sam in them
>>218563186love and life
>>218563204Attempted murder via AIDS
unc is trauma dumping
>>218563194he was talking about the remake there roblox kid
BOOOOOOOOORIIIING
>>218563176This entire season is gonna be the contestants constantly reminding bam that he's washed lmao.
>>218563074how did he get it in both
jet won
Story time with Grandpa for 4 weeks. Awesome.
Bam is really retarded wow is he really the host?
>>218563178
>s5 introduction CR>bam boomering all over the place>nothing genuinely funny>s4 intro CR>ellie reveals she's literally in highschool and states at the camera for a minute straight as sam panics and runs down to the basement
>>218563183phoxinus we thought u died we had a funeral and everything
Bam > Sam
>>218563204
lmao at her leaning back away from himhe most have terrible breath
the twins are like the trailer park version of a series of unfortunate events
>>218563251jet, I kneel
>so glad im sober haha
BAM STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF
>>218563220this would be kino.
Bam having a story for every answer is so funny
can someone shop sarah in a hazmat suit?its how she will arrive tomorrow with her team
Bam should have just been a 2 day freeloader that did jackass-style challenges. Host should have been a comedian with internet experience. Or just Jet. Jet could have done it
Is this what Jet considers content?
If you hate this please kill yourself
>>218563204check outs, bam asked her name and she said Ashley before Bongo
>>218563206ugly chick, cant believe she won
>>218563021
I just started watching. Any good contestants? I see Bam is... fitting in....
I think Bam will be fine but I will miss Sam’s humor. Ben will have to be working overtime to try and make up for it. We need s1/2 Ben
>>218563262>>ellie reveals she's literally in highschool and states at the camera for a minute straight as sam panics and runs down to the basementWhy was this a problem when it didn't matter cuz she was 18?
>Best day ever>When I got on the show and when I got my switch 2
>>218563262when the funny gonna happen jet
>getting her switch 2 was the best day of her life....
I've decided Victoria is the best girl this season.
>getting my nintendo switch 2 was the best day of my lifegrim
God damn I don't want to see Bam picked apart for not being a good fit for this. This is gonna be brutal. Jet is fucking retarded. The new host should be someone who gets the show EVEN A LITTLE BIT.
>vance trying to sneak a panty shotbeat that dirty dog with a cane
>>218563203they done turned bingo into letty, y'all
>when I got my nintendo switch 2 it was the best day of my life
victoria is an alcoholic in her late 20s just like me
Friendtank with Grandpa Bam for 30 days!Enjoy haha!!
Holy fuck Bam sucks so badly, you jet worshipers and samhaters are so retarded
Switch 2 sucks, there’s no good games on it other than Pokopia and Bananza.
>>218563213I don't want to fuck them or anything but I like them
>>218563323shes cool
>>218563225robot sam would've unironically been better
it's resfreshing to see a host that doesnt act like everyone has to earn his respect
>>218563322there is something deeply troubling about zoomers
>>218563073It's he cultcha.
They’re not cute autists. They are literally intellectually impaired.
Victoria or bust
Listening to the stream without video, this chick talks exactly like tayleigh
Bam looking at this chick talking about how her best day ever was buying a fucking bing bing wahoo console like she's a fucking alien.
>>218563284he's barely listening, just waiting to talk about his life kek
>>218563323she's cute but bingo is qt
BAM IS SUCH A HECKIN WHOLESOME HOST AND I AM HERE FOR IT!
>>218563206She’s in the basement bro
>>218563284just barfly things.
Can we get a Shut Bam Up fishtoy
>>218563262keki fucking hated ellie but that was funny as fuckyeah fishtank is over by the looks of it
This is hard to watch
I could save her, but that shit looks like a lot of work
>>218563307no
Well anon, what was the best day of your life?
>>218563346wrong, kirby air riders is the only good game on it
>>218563346air riders is the best game of the last decade though
>>218563294How the fuck am I supposed to jerk off to this?
>>218563315It wasn't a problem, it was just hilarious
>>218563345he's just having fun
>>218563315genuinely because he knew by that point that it was jet’s grooming show and doesn’t want to be the marky guy anymore
nursing home POV
>>218563324>>218563322she's perfect
>>218563323Yup, Victoria then Emma then Anissa
>>218563391when i learned to cry on command
>>218563327vance is my homie w/ these upskirt angles
there will be no season 6 btw
>>218563346>other than Pokopia and BananzaStill toddler games
>>218563213She seems really sweet and I feel like I would get along with her.
>>218563361>friendtank
>bam clearly wants to sleep with vickywalking in jet nepstein's footsteps i see
>>218563368...and thats a good thing!
>>218563345Sam was a great host when he wasnt actively nuking the show with chud faggotry
>tell me about yourself so i can talk about myself
>IMPORTANT POST>IMPORTANT POST>IMPORTANT POSTCHARITY = ELIMINATED ON PREVIOUS SHOW, NEXT, BY FALLING DOWN STAIRS OF RV WHEN A GUY NAMED ***JASON*** IMMEDIATELY "NEXTED" HERCHARITY = FILIPINA = ORANGE SKINCHARITY = CARRYING AROUND ORANGE JUICE, PAUSED AT ORANGE PAINTINGORANGE + MILK = ORANGE JULIUSJULIUS = JULIUS CAESARCAESAR = ASSASSINATED MARCH 15TH, IDES OF MARCH, BLED OUT AT BOTTOM OF STAIRS OUTSIDE BUILDING OR WHATEVERTODAY = MARCH 15THSAM = JASON = JASON FROM CHARITY'S TV SHOW = ELIMINATED HERSAM WILL ELIMINATE CHARITY BY THE END OF THE NIGHT, AND WILL PLAY AS A CONTESTANT CONTESTANT 10 = IOIO = INPUT OUTPUTINPUT + OUTPUT = CHARITYIOI = INPUT OUTPUT INPUT = INPUT (CHARITY) OUTPUT (CHARITY) INPUT (SAM)IOI = "Innovative Online Industries" FROM READY PLAYER ONE (MAIN ANTAGONIST, OASIS MAKER)PAUSE SNACK CONTINUE = READY PLAYER ONE
>>218563368retards are cute, cutie.
>you now remember sam hyde trapped all his groupies in a house and made them watch the horrible slop of extreme peace and this was the reaction
now that the dust has settles one question remainsis it a good cast?
>>218563384Bam is talking about himself more than interviewing them.
bams hosting really highlights how much of an antisocial freak sam is
>>218563294 It's terrible dude
>>218563310this
Bam remembering all this shit is shocking
So does the cast know about Fishtank then like last Seasons cast?Swear Season 3 had something fun going on with how it tried to market itself
Wait these girls are actually twin sisters kek
>>218563213they are fun to watch
>>218563443It's a great cast
>>218563391finishing high school and being free
sam cried over charlie kirk he is officially a loser faggot that I never want to see in fishtank again
>>218563368We know. It is good.
>>218563413Angie?
>>218563262I could've sworn sam kissed her right then and there
>>218563203Everyone is saying this!
>>218563213Bingo is cute. the tastelessness is seeing her spin in a chair and thinking its content.
>>218563455it's required for fishtank
what a dumpster fire of a season
>>218563466yes, they are all "fans" cast from reddit/twitter/discord or just weird groupies that wanted to fuck sam/jet
>Bam barely knows anything about the showPathetic
>>218563297retard
Sam Hyde didn’t hug new contestants what the fuck!
>>218563455he is an actual celebrity that got famous on TV. of course he is charismatic and knows how to carry a conversation
>>218563464Sam would've pretended he didn't remember
Hale was pretty well known in like 2018-2019 Tumblr, I know how lame it is to expose that I know that and was in that community but lol thought it was worth bringing up ermmm Ash too but way less popular
>>218563464he probably recites these stories constantly
>>218563375Chud Queen
>>218563481She said she was 18 and that's too old for him
>people can pick which camera>THEY CAN?
peep the beak on that bird
>>218563368like dan? lol
>>218563488that her? post more buckaroo
why do they come on and tell everyone their specific place of residence?
>>218563360wait... is bam the replacement for goldstriker?no samuel this season?the only reason for watching??????
>>218563498hot
>>218563500what were you expecting?
>>218563217How I miss those two goblins and Burt/Luke shenanigans
>>218563394>>218563395I'm glad we're on the same page
the only people complaining are chudgang type faggots that want their black guys jacking off and n word spam tts
>>218563266its iftikhar now
S3>S2>S1>S4
cute nose
we should’ve had sam adam’s apple checking these girls right now…
Bam claims to have memorized every country's capital city, but he got a bunch of them wrong on Cumtown, if they turn TTS on I'm gonna try to embarrass him
>>218563500>is your earpiece working?>…oh shit
She looks like Bad End Hayley
>>218563368thats called being a woman
>>218563517lol
god DAMN look at the shnoz on that woman
>>218563512I mean more him remembering the contestants names and where they're from and stuff
>>218563510Damn her style got way worse what happened
I had to get my Doordash, did anyone get any new Bingo caps? I'm only 27 screenshots deep right now.
>>218563541Send this to his fiancée
>>218563510ok pooner
>>218563517no we can't lol
>>218563541your ai shit sucks famalam
would it be possible for frank to bring the meanness? he'd have to be around more often and maybe be more of a host before, jet wouldn't like it but I really don't know what other options they have
>Look how much better Bam is than Sam, he's being nice to them!do you guys even hear yourselves? This is dogshit nontent friendtank.
>>218563523
>>218563539S1>S2>Bloodgames>Bitchtank>S3>S4>S5
>>218563466James and Charity were found through acting listings. Everyone else is a fan.
Victoria seems really nice. cute chubby girl
>>218563021>-- Bongo is an autistic stalker of Sam Hyde and Frank Hassle... we still have hope for her identical twin, Bingo... https://x.com/Ashleymetica/status/1948165120783450293they really are desperate for female contestants because holy fucking shit
I want to cum on her nose while she looks up to me
>>218563517roflmao
>>218563302>HIV positivewhat really?
I miss Sam just saying "mhm? myeah?" with his lispy nasal voice all the time, bros...Why is Bam talking and not just going mhm myeah???
what the fuck bam just told everyone his secret question for his credit card
>>218563563You should kill yourself.
boomer giving up his sec questions lol
>>218563512have you niggers literally never had a conversation
What if we casted a bunch of unlikeable people?
shieeet nigga, easter island headed biiitch
Bam is going to fuck this lady and ruin his marriage
>>218563302If you want to add, Bashir is applying to PhD programs.
>>218563500I've watched every season basically 24/7 and I don't even know anything about the show
i feel like i have to jerk off to make this watchable
>>218563575Do you think Bam would get along with Frank
>>218563368All autists are retarded but some mask it moreJosie is 60 iq retard and only job was being a janitor
>>218563584she's actually hot what the fuck
>>218563547they won't let anything thru that is targeted at bam
>>218563563god i love her already
toof
>she mentions beets>bam still has a story for thatkek
im only watching for bam
Bam is Airsoft Fatty tier in yapping
Trust the plan, guys. Bam is merely luring these fish into a false sense of security.
>>218563580It’s day 1. First host interviews. Grow up faggot jimmytard
>>218563325The "we're excited to have you" energy is cramping the whole show.
bam just be saying anything huh
>>218563580I stopped watching them after charity. Ill watch JD's Bashit's and Landon's.
>>218563606hahahahahaha
Bam is just older sadder Freddy
bam is a questionable fit but it should never be forgotten how awful sam was on season 4
>>218563523yea, from her twitter, not that much on it thoughhttps://x.com/diaryofanifrank
>>218563517Bam is right, since 99% are watching on youtube or on director cam because the site is broken nobody can switch cameras.
>>218563626goon queen
REMINDER: Bam is a fish who has been given the "Host Fishtank.Live" challenge
>she has a one year old at homeAlexis 2.0
Green line bros, what is happening here ?
>>218563368bingo looks like young bam in those skate vids where he is skating in ruins
>>218563624no but the cruelty is required for the show to work
CHILD FORGOTTEN
>>218563632guy has an anecdote for everythinggood host
>>218563517 lmfao
>>218563608You should stop seething. Don't worry bud, you'll find real love too, one day. It might take you a few years but you will find the one.
>leave your 11 months babywhat a dumb bitch
>>218563668>owens pov
anissa leaving an 11 month old behind for a month is insane
>grandma and grandpa>doesnt even think she has a husband KEK
>>218563585chronological guy
>>218563624Frank would be nice to him and smoke with him
>>218563631that's ok she's got more of em in there.
>she left her 11 month old kid to go on fishtank
>>218563668A child came out of that pussy you sick freak.
>>218563488mami
should have got Alex B as a host
>>218563629/tv/ is the simp board
>>218563499>>218563586A shameI will reserve judgement for it is only day one and hope for the bestHopefully it will at least be better than Season 4
>>218563360It works cuz he has like no chemistry with the cast but he wants to to do a good job and he's such a has been
Imagine your mom did OnlyFans and went on a degenerate internet reality show before you were even 1
I'll take Bam over Sam being everyone's surrogate dad
>>218563571
>>218563660he is significantly more professional than freddy
>>218563430>chud faggotryName it.
>>218563626https://x.com/diaryofanifrankcheck it out homie
>Ditching her infant to come on this hellholeShe is evil incarnate.
>leaving your 11 month old child to go on the pisshit internet show
Vance having to push Bam to try and get some content.
>>218563512Yeah guys, remember all those times sam told unironic stories about his past
bismillah wheres the mufuckn ai panty shots
>>218563430yeah it wasn't worth him sabotaging the show with bad decisionmaking for a few funny clips. the wiggers make shit decisions too but it felt like sam and jet had very different ideas of what they wanted the show to be which made it lack vision.
>>218563701He knows
>>218563591she's cute. chubby aging e-girl. plus she's an alcoholic which makes her relatable.
FRESH AIR MENTION
Blonde bitch from S3 2.0
her body language is very closed
>>218563630I don't understand how anyone could NOT love her. She's perfect – angelic, even. If I'm to believe that Bingo hails from the mortal coil, then I choose to believe that she descends from royalty.
>>218563302Landon is from Steven's Point WisconsinAnissa from Marfa TexasBezo from Orlando Florida
>another mother ditching her kid to be on Fishtank Pathetic.
>>218563539S2 > S1 > S4 > S3
i hate most of these people
>every interview is just bam random facts or spoiling the show
>>218563642Jimmy is the epitome of friendtank faggotry with his wholesome gags.
>Bam doesn't even know what's going on on the show he hosts
>>218563661THIS
why did they even cast this girl?
why is everyone leaning away from bam so hard lol
bam is contestant 11
>>218563668Don't say it.
>>218563430 Never happened
>>218563759cute hagwe can rely on her for our goontent
>>218563673she's overly aware and trying to avoid worrying her husband
shes gonna miss her kids 1st birthdya
>>218563752extremely grim.
>>218563760Yeah she's got that prematurely ageing thing that's really cute (until it isn't).
>>218563795Just like Sam
>>218563799horrific breath
>>218563739when did claire show up?
>>218563345Unironically, 50% of the reason I even watch is because of Goldstriker.Bam is genuinely insufferable.
> Bam Margera> handheld camerasfeels so different
the retards crying about no piss play on day 1 are always the biggest fags every season
>>218563701didn't even think about that lmao
>>218563302Bashir is from Minnesota
>>218563692AIDS riddled whore
need qt bong gf
>>218563661the fact that he even remembers details about the fish is so refreshing
>>218563793*deepens voice*shut up faggot
>>218563798just because she looks like haley and they desperately needed girls
Is this worse than alexis? Alexis atleast thought it was a legitimate tv show. Anisa knows this is fishtank before she ditched her son and went on jet's teenager grooming show
sam interviews used to be kino, now? nothing.
>>218563786Simps will be posting this shit like its real art and asking to buy handdrawn shit
bam seriously knows nothing about the show he's hosting. every single thing he's said has been a spoiler or a complete misunderstanding of the show entirely
>WOAH MAN LOCKED IN A HOUSE PEOPLE ARE GONNA GO CRAZY! WHAT A SICK IDEA!this explains why boomers are infatuated with AI shit
Who can they get next? Tom Green?
day 1 is always underwhelming
>>218563786#relatable
>>218563808Happened multiple times
I can't believe you are actually defending this terrible start to the season
>>218563854DADDY ISN'T COMING BACKGET THE FUCK OVER IT
Season 5 is shaping up to be the worst one yet!
>>218563368
is JD also gay?
>>218563798she's gonna be the center of the drama eventually, mark my words
>>218563865spoilers
Her kid won’t know at all. 11 months is fine to go awol for a month
>>218563360Literally could have had multiple screens through the house where Sam could appear, or have him be a pseudo investor that appears to talk with peopleA lot of solutions could've been pursued but at the end of the day I'm just assuming he didn't have the time for Fishtank shenanigans
>>218563539>>218563585>>218563777Bloodgames>S1>S2>S3>Bitchtank>S4
>>218563799>>218563829he is literally bulimic
>>218563889yeah dude this fucking sucks they arent even sitting in silence and counting rice!!!!
did they not tell bam anything about the show or give him no coaching?
>>218563123bam is a shit host i hope sam shows up now
>>218563845>still pretending that AIDs is a problem in 2026
>>218563902yeah hes pretty gay
>>218563795literally sam every day when he would walk in the house and fish would say things and he had no idea what they were talking about
>>218563902Who cares. He rocks
hate that white nigga JD
>>218563827Sam was the show
>>218563900exact same vibe lmao
has anyone pointed out that JD sounds exactly like gay ben
>>218563889>jobe picreddit
>>218563368imagine these two retards making out with your dick between their mouths
I'm just tuning in right now. Do the fish know about fishtank? Are they fans? GIVE ME FISH INTEL.
JD is auramogging Bam
>>218563929Who gives a fuck? He doesn't need to know anything
>>218563940Then stop watching the show
>>218563751Insane. Now we know she's not staying long, no way she's missing her kids first birthday.
>>218563541giwtwm
>>218563853yeah
>>218563929bam literalyl cannot even conceive of what the show is or what these people are like
>jet made jd sit at the airport for 6 hoursLOL
life is so mizzy
>>218563783based. sam would do an interview, find out someone was a pedophile, and ruin the entire show before it begins
>>218563872THIS. Only s2 had a good first day
>It's a Bam hears the n-word spoken for the first time and says "Whoa what the fuck?" and the entire house falls silent episode
>>218563929>did the wigger do any preparationsLol.
>yooo bro... like you guys gotta be inside for a month with no fresh air thats crazy...
HOLY FUCK ALL HE DOES IT TALK ABOUT HIMSELF
>airport conversations
>I wish Sam could sit on his laptop in the middle of the room saying nothing, before disappearing again for 3 days
>>218563961>>218563945Nuclear vibes radiate off him
>>218563777remember that these are the people you share the thread with
>>218563945kek you're right
>>218563966i just need to take screenshots of bingo
>>218563955jet doesn’t have to imagine it
this guys right eyebrow is out of control
>we could've had Star Power or BGkumbi hosting the show>>218563929>why didn't they tell bam he was hosting the heil hitler puke and piss show
>>218563961JD seems like a fucking faggot desu
>>218563966Don't tell me what to do you communist faggot
>>218563982there's far better
>>218563958Two of the fish have AIDS (real)
AB has DESTROYED fishtank and just wants and shitty internet big brother
Why do the girls have HIV? Is it one of those cases where they catch it from their mom during birth or whatever?
I don't know what this show is anymore
WHAT'S THEIR BODY COUNT???
>>218563988you think bam would give a single fuck?
>>218563830ha!
>tfw when season 5 peaked day 1 and it was still shit
>>218563922based
>>218563968you underestimate how retarded some of these people are
why do all fishtank fans have adult acne?
>>218564003sam doing interviews on a screen would be better
>>218563929i don't think it's possible for bam to know anything at all about anything
>>218563988Would be actually funny.
>>218564002>why aren't they getting deep and personal when they just met?
Bam doesn't even know the rules of the show. >>218563602Its on the instagram it may have been a joke >>218563775Thank you
>>218564026Haha, fuck... that's gross.
>>218563945I thought it was Ben multiple times when I was just listening and not watching
>>2185640421 (each other)
would you guys like bam more if he sat on his laptop and kicked people off his show for no reason other than his grift?
The fact Bam has no clue about the show he is hosting is fucking hilarious. That in itself is gold
Imma leave and put on a movie or something. This sucks.
>>218564043Yes I do. Normies are really not used to hearing that word as much as the fishtank audience is
>>218563985yeah him kicking that guy out torpedoed the rest of season 3. it was all downhill from there.
>>218564018He watched season four and saw how bad the house was damaged retard.
The Jackass subreddit hates Fishtank and hates Sam Hydehttps://old.reddit.com/r/jackass/comments/1rusdsc/bam_is_host_of_s5_of_fishtank/
>>218563854There's no sauceThis is just bam's podcast content
>>218564034>>218564042They don't seem whoreish.
>>218564060amerigoy dietmutts have hfcs in their water lmfao
>>218564029>liking bezoWtf is wrong with her?
I just want Bingo to be happy.
>>218564042They just fuck eachother while Bongo lusts for unattainable dicks online
>>218564034they got it from charlie sheen
>>218564042In the hundreds
sam made fishtank. Bam is not it.
>>218563985sam wouldnt even do an interview. he would pretend to not want to know them at all or care what is happening, do a adam's apple check on bingo, then tell hand out bags of rice for them to count while he stood in a corner and smoked a cigar
I'm glad every other fish noticed that Bashir is a little shithead shit starter
I thought the show was make a wish for jet but it's actually make a wish for bam
I'm Bam Margera, welcome to JackHouseThis is called "antiquing"
>>218564042Do you think they fuck together?
>>218564080At least Sam was sarcastic, intimidating, and violent.
>>218563999BUILT
>>218563775
>>218564029This. I still don’t know how Jet got pulled in by her
>>218563510not too bad
Yay or Nayhttps://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9b4vzgJhttps://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9b4vzgJ
>>218564010get mad s3plebyour shit sucked
>>218563902Very faggy
>>218564042200, 0
>>218564108What about Bongo?>>218564110She can attain my dick. Hiv would be worth it.
guy who keeps watching the show and posting about how much he misses sam hyde
>>218564093>watched the showhis wife watched for a few minutes to make sure it was a real thing before making his paid appearance.
>>218564080No, I think Bam is fine as bam, I just dont think having a host that has a 5% knowledge of fishtank is gonna be the most cohesive season.
why is bam not punching stuff
>>218564088you think a guy from jackass is a normie?
>>218563985 Yeah he was right to kick that guy btw
>>218563825right? it's the "i-i'm still cute guys! look at my cosplay! i'm still a young hot anime girl! you still like me right??" type thing. hopefully she stays that way
Bam has no personality
WOW JD JUST SAY THAT YOU HATE MUSLIMS
>>218563982post the clip
>HAHA YOU GUYS ARE REALLY GONNA WANT FRESH AIR HAHAjesus christ
cum eater please save us
we will always have Bingo and Bongo before we knew they were whores
The simpable mids might be a little too mid this season...
THEN WE'LL MAKE TWO OF THEM SLEEP ON THE FLOOR
>>218564163I'll never vote against the bammiester
>>218564118muhammed really has to work on himself if he wants any alliesor production will just encourage him
>>218564164
>>218564142it's really intimidating when he sits on his laptop on camera and doesn't do anything
bam cannot get over that they can't go outside
>wiggers told bam its 100k watchingLmaooooo
>>218564197
Jet really couldn't get a single cute girl this season?
sam not being there to tell me how i should feel about contestants is fucking me up.
these threads are too goddamn quick i cant play poe watch fishtank and shitpost at the same time im always 4 fucking threads behind REEEEEEEEEEE
>>218564224no gameboy no nothin
my sources are telling me that it was bingo who gave bongo the hiv
>>218564134Everyone knows twin girls always experiment with each other
>20K people typingUhhh...
>>218564224its the only aspect of the show he understands
Bam constantly bringing up fresh air to everybody is hilarious, like he thinks THAT'S what's hard about the show
>>218564230bring him back NOW
>>218564134Bongo can watch
>>218564185Yes. Jackass played in movie theaters and he had a show on MTV. It's normie shit and racism is still extremely verboten in normieland
>>218564215He's not going to change, he'll be this seasons Simbal.
more spoilers
pre ozempic mizzy was so fucking hot
>>218564251S5 needs Oliver
Bam shits all over Sam as a host
Where do we stand on Bingo and Bongo?
>>218562925How could Bam think this? He's been to jail, right? It's not that bad.
>>218564163Let him cook.
>NO GAMEBOYS, NO FRESH AIR, NO LOONEY TUNES, NUTHIN!this dude is so old lmao
>>218564280throat
>>218564224they just need a big puzzle
>>218564258YOUR GONNA WANT A PUZZLE
JD is based. He will stab Frank and not get kicked for it.
BRING BACK SAM
>>218564262
kek bam leaking again
you are in the jet cult and seriously coping if you think this is better than sam
>>218564118I don't think he realises what the show is now
>DID I EVER TELLS YOOS GUYS THAT I WAS IN TONY HAWKS PRO SKATER?
have they explained how eliminations work yet?
>Contestants aren't even on website yet
why does bam talk like that? wtf its like he has something in his mouth. is it from all his silver/gold teeth?
>>218564258tbf to a 40 year old millennial that's been a millionaire since he was a teenager that would be the hard part
>>218564283Brought up as a normal kid constantly outside doing shit
It’s really bad guys. I’m kind of glad. Saves me from wasting 30 days watching this.
>>218563525yeah
>>218564103
>No Fresh Air, you might have to sleep on the couch, this is torture!lmao
>>218564280bingo is an angel, bongo is a demon
>THERE'S NOT ENOUGH BEDS FOR EVERYONE HEGHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEG
Sister on sister violence
>>218564280Fuck Bongo, marry Bingo, kill binx
>>218564315It isn't, but seething isn't going to bring daddy back
>>218564322from the thumbnail it looks like he threw up all over himself
if they really can't get sam literally their only hope is if they bring frank in as a more constant/hosty thing
>>218564289He has to be like 50 years old right? I was watching viva la bam in middle school and I'm 34
GLAD TO SEE BAM IS HEALTHY AND HAPPY. THAT MAKES ME HAPPY. I HOPE HE BECOMES A NICE GUY LIKE PHIL NOW THAT HES SOBER
>>218564315Oh no! Who will I watch shadow box for hours then sit in a corner?
>and then they said they would suck me off to get on fishtank
>>218564345COUCH HOUSE!!
>>218564346TRVKE
hopefully we see bam relapse or something so its at least a little interesting
Insider here, Bam is just hosting today, sorry you don't like him that much.The real host is coming tomorrow!
imagine wanting sam after he publicly cried over charlie kirk
>>218564334it’s a philly accent, it’s disgusting, probably the worst dialect
>>218564238It's good just to read a whole thread every once in a while, there's some funny people here. Then, you'll be 4 threads behind. Can't read 'em all.
landons gonna be a rough one
>>218564326>workwiggers dont believe in that
>>218564334it's called being from westchester PA
>Bam thinks joker neptune shit is actually hellishlmao
bam fucking sucks dude where is the rice counting challenge? why isn't he spitting on the ground and smoking a cigar? seriously not a single adam's apple check????
I honestly hope we're getting nice guy Bam for the first day or two then he starts fucking with him hard, but who knows at this point...
>>218564347If this was Bam's house, they'd have to sleep in PISS.
>>218564315is Sam in jail or where the fuck that fucker is?
>Bam: You'll be seeing me every dayALREADY BEAT SAM AS HOST BY THIS ALONE
GIVE BAM A BEER PLZ
I wish this was more like the sam hyde show and extreme peace
>Twins playing with knivescreepy fucks
i didnt expect Bam's dementia to be the primary source of laughs tonight but here we are kek
>>218564342fuck this gay earthno schizo retard or goldstriker there's literally zero reason to watchbet they paid him like 100k lole
guy who still thinks bam being host is a bit and sam will suprise everyone
>>218564358That would kill the show even faster, it would just turn into really grim S2 torture vibes every day
bongo choked bingo i couldn't screenshot it was hwen they were holding knives in the kitchen did anyone cap it
>>218564051
i think bam margera would really dig my vibe and think my neck hole story is funny
you fucking mdeniggers are disgusting
>>218564367he was on the laptop for one fucking day and it was actually kind of cool because he chatted on 4chan with us in real time. you people need a new diss this one is retarded
>>218564342The idea of the 50 year old LA guys that follow people like Bam Margera all tuning in to fishtank and hearing the first RAPE TTS is very funny to me
>>218564377fucking kek roided up wes would be a kino host
>>21856436146 actually
the chadlite is kinda psycho. i can sense it. potential fred.
Insufferable Jet cultists have invaded these threads
>>218564433weak bait
>>218564408We're all on Director so you need to clip rare moments like that please.
bam is a good conversationalist. if sam was hosting he would be gauging how based each contestant is and then give them unsolicited advice on how to grift
>>218564377is that buck angel
>>218564433>he chatted on 4chan with us in real timelol
>>218564425frank has never tried to be more of a host he's just beenn "frank hassle" i think he COULD maybe handle the line better acutally trying to host, not fure sure but it's at least possible while currently it's just DOA
>you've been in movies is that your hobby Holy fuck lmao
NONTENT BAM I WANT SAM HE IS FISHTANK THIS IS SHITTANK RN
Where's Sam to give the Charlie Kirk memorial service for the fish?
>>218564367imagine choosing to scrap wholesome shit like this for a degenerate crackhead
>>218564429Bam wouldn’t approve of you killing cats.
Do you think they'll make James Drake cosplay Nathan Drake
Jet Neptune is going to be responsible for Bam relapsing. Mark my words.
WHEN IS SOMETHING GOING TO HAPPENthe confessionals used to fucking have funny shit man
Imagine Tayleigh around Bam. Fucking imagine.
>>218564433>he thinks the Sam Hyde tripfag is real
>>218564367God, I miss Freddy SO MUCH.
>Get that itchy shirt off
HIMOTHY
damn i missed mohammads interview, anyone got a link yet?
james drake is so soft-spoken
>>218564346this is what is going through bingo's head 24/7, that is no angelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOzyOwz8Jm8
any ideas for the first challenge
>>218564500she would start talking about green day
>>218564500Fuck you.
>>218564433lmao people thought that was actually Sam?
>>218564469 >watches fishtank for good conversations
>>218564507They didnt interview him yet.
>>218564506did he chris watts?
>>218564505I can’t wait for Bam to react to these
James Drake Coleman is like an actual human being. Why is he here?
>>218564500why did you do this to me
>>218564500imagine tayleigh around my cock
How old is this guy?
Bingongo shippers are gonna be eating good all season
>>218564229the nepstein shit fucked him up more than he makes out
grind 2 leaked
post your dream freeloaders
>>218564500>*chud stare*>DOOOODD WEED DUDE HAHA>I am so stoned bro haha>dood GTA IV swingset
>all the confessional interviews are just bam talking about himself
Make the twins have sex bring Sam to break the cabinets and wrap up the season
GRIND 2 CONFIRMED
>>218564520put the rice in the count
Grind 2 confirmed
>>218564503>>218564472>>218564520SEE HE IS HERE I TOLD YOU
sam would've kicked anyone who mentioned charlie kirk negatively
>theres gonna be a grind 2lmfao
Bam is almost wearing brass knuckles.
twins cam is literally the only thing worth watching
>grind 2Based
Fuck off with you Sam cocksucking. Bam is cool and it's a breath of fresh air.
>>218564579JeffNifty Tai
Jet Neptroon
this is so trash
>>218564559around it?
>>218564526
TURN TTS AND MEMESCREEN ON
>>218564587God I miss this Bam
>>218564520milk and hot dogs+calisthenics
>Bam is a nice gu-
?
>>218564587it's almost as if he's infinitely more interesting than these retarded zoomers
>>218564578kek bam is fucking hilarious, telling stories and just leaking everything literally gives no fucks
>>218564500I would kill myself
>an entire life where everyone just kisses your ass because you skateboard on tv
this is so gay. bar cam is unwatchable due to audio, so you watch bam nontent and want to die
>>218564602if someone sang we are charlie kirk he'd probably end the show early and make a podcast episode about it
>>218564549DUI
i like james drake
i'm gonna miss sam coming into the tank all aggressive and pissed off because he saw a viral marky tweet and it made him mad
>>218564526>>218564618hate and death
>>218564587i miss the sam confessionals where he was just trying to convince the fish that this would be the most important thing they will ever do in their lives
>deep movie like inceptionWould be a good joke if he wasn't serious.
APOLOGIZE
>bam interviews are boring >bar area has terrible audio with everyone talking over each other
>>218564520Rape jet live on camera
https://boldjourney.com/meet-james-coleman/
Bam is sucha boomer
>>218564606BINGO BANGO BONGO I'M SO HAPPY IN THE CONGO I REFUSE TO GO
>>218564629HAHAHA
>>218564587what were they thinking
>>218564629>DONT IGNOWE ME BAM MAWGEWA
>>218564642slut forgot she was on cam
>>218564629i remember dan saying he thought he looked good in that outfit
>>218564655twins cam brother, twins cam only.
>bam was mindblown by memeceptionKEK love this goof
>>218564566>>218564642is this yuri?
Drake :(
James had a hard life...
I fuck with james drake he’s a good dude
Idk who the guy with Tats is i just started watching, why am I obsessed with him hes great
>>218564629Bam aced the interview.
the snow saved his life
SAM IS TAPING PAUSE SNACK CONTINUE INSTEAD OF THIS
>>218564680S4 WAS TERRIBLE NIGGER
SUICIDAL DIVORCED CHAD
>>218564679that's why it's funny
woah wtf
i can't listen to bam reminiscing without thinking of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg4BGPBrEPU
>>218564642dude
damn James out here bringing Bam back to life with a real ass story
>>218564678tbf he was 100% correct
Dude, that's why he got the tattoo. Nice.
Drake and Bam fuck with each other.
>>218564602 Good. Fuck leftists.
Bam seems to legitimately having a good time. Good for him. Shame he isn't filming Jackass 5 right now.
>>218564717kek I still have friends who still think it's the deepest movie on the planet
honestly I'm having a blast with Bam as the host this season is looking like lighting in a bottle
baldy saved his life
eww dude this guy is an actual human being and not a weird internet obsessed autistic loserget him outta here!!
>>218564747his name is bam margerine and he was in jackass or something one time 40 years ago
james drake is a good man
>>218564617tightly
If your not following the twins around u aint shit
>>218564782Yeah, good for him, but where's the funny??
>>218564687He's not a fishtank fan. Are there others?
>>218564751It’s more entertaining
>>218564579He'd gas out meeting just the first contestant
>>218564795production shill
>>218564751do people actually watch pause snack continue lol
>>218564795Shut the fuck up Mints
>>218564520cock and ball torture on jet challenge
>>218564812They're desperately trying to find an energy drink
>You were about to kill yourself?>Haha, that's awesome man.>Reminds me of this time I was in Norwaykek
>>218564812bam is leaking the whole season so... not right now
its so fucking over
They should let a tesla robot host next season and let the audience be the host via custom LLM trained on chat messages
>>218564642Bingo forgot she can't start the foreplay in public
How will the twins act drunk.
not gonna make it
>>218564662> T H I S I S Y O U
START THROWING POOP ALREADY
>>218564797 reddit is that way
>>218564797What show do you think you're watching?
>>218564831No, about 10k views per video.
>>218564812I fucking cant dudeCams are fucked on the site
>>218564579
>>218564831it's the new game grumps
>>218564846what did he leak?
Bam has that grandma that sits next to you on the bus energy, always has some dumb (but endearing anecdote) for any little thing you bring up.
this show doesn't work without a based retard. who is it?
everyone is so busy arguing about sam/bam that no one will notice me posting that claire is the best fishgirl of all time
Bam is this season's Alex B
Did he talk to Bashir yet? Why don't I remember it?
Did he even talk to the weird braids guy
>Sam>Bam>JC>JD>Bingo>Bongo>Vance>Lance>Letty>Betty>Simmons>Simon>Tayleigh>Taylor>Damiel>Daniel>Ella>Ellie>Ben>Bex???
wtf is this why is the host talking to them and not brooding in a corner smoking a cigar and spitting on the floor every 10 seconds?
The CKY video series is a series of videos produced by Bam Margera and Brandon DiCamillo and other residents of West Chester, Pennsylvania. "CKY" stands for "Camp Kill Yourself". The series was part of the basis for what eventually became Jackass.
>>218564857mad slutty
>>218564817Charity, obviously.
You guys are all retarded. Sam will be back WITH chris lynch, they will record pause snack continue on set which is why they have the gaming room that bam mentioned with the twink
The samfaggots are more insufferable than Bashir.
>>218564857Bongo will try to fuck the guys and Bingo will get jealous.
Fuck Sam Hyde
bams gonna ace this interview with landon
>Landon got lost
Did Bam do anything cool yet? is there any hot girls? Does Klaus still have AIDS? (now I know why scared anon was so scared of s5 what the HECK chat)
>>218564831It's kinohttps://youtube.com/shorts/ncn_7qdKEsE?si=0_hnukTf11xTS2zw
>>218564857bingo is classy, bongo is a mess
>>218564795 You have to fix this Jet
>>218564898it's like poetry it rhymes
where did bingo go
>>218564889he hasnt but he doesnt realize either, he thinks its just landon and emma left
>>218564889Yeah
>>218564857They're straight edge
>>218564811Tayleigh is one of the loosest girls on the show
>>218564747>>218564805>in jackass one timeHe was in all Jackass except I think the newest one. He had his own show called Viva la Bam and Bam's Holy Union. He was also in CKY before Jackass which was spread through underground video tapes. Basically he went viral before the internet.
>>218564883Everyone's low IQ so far besides the discord mod who's an extreme midwit who thinks he's a puppetmaster.
>>218564872more than fishtank
Unironically though when does Sam show up
>>218564924Bongo was trying
>>218564875if freddy isn't a freeloader this season sucks
>>218564857They slam clamsIt's fucking disgusting
Did the wiggers mention why they didn't go with the girl who had her dead cat in a jar?
>>218564795lmao
i feel like bam is just makin up shit
I still dont like anyone from this cast
got a skate story for every city
So is Bam back on good terms with Knoxville?
I'm so fucking lost trying to follow people
covering her toes so the camera can't see when she puts socks on
that handsome devil lol
>>218564857say nigger
>>218564972lmao someone loop him just trying to open doors
i need some antagonist threatening puppet master of the situation. bam isnt it
>>218564902zoomers need to learn this stuff I think
Bam really likes the bed bit.
Bam REALLY REALLY likes the bed shortage bit
>>218564991No lol they hate each other
I want to see someone go a little deeper in conversation with Bam and see how he reacts. Can he get deep?
>>218564984Landon is alright. Everyone else sucks
>>218564857kissing and rubbing
>>218564984charitylandonbingo/bongo
>>218564970his reunion with bam is gonna make me cry tears of pure joy
>>218564889I hope they skip him
bam getting fed lines is hilarious
HAHAHAHA THEY MADE TOO FEW BEDS ON PURPOSE THATS FUCKING WILD BAM THIS IS THE MOST INSANE SHOW I'VE EVER WATCHED!!
>>218564983I seriously doubt it, dude has had a crazy life
Bam obviously isn't antagonistic enough as a host for the post-week 1 content I wonder if we are getting bait and switched
>>218564983He's literally been everywhere and done everything. He even had a story about turnips.
TWO PEOPLE DON'T GET A BED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
imagine cryokeen being interviewed by bam margera
AT A COLLEGE
landon looks like someone famous but i cant figure it out...
is this guy the new aryeh?
>>218564984Lando, Charity and Drake are alright
>>218564984yeah
NO BEDSNO FRESH AIRNO JIGSAW PUZZLESHELL HOUSE
>janitor in collegegood will Landon
>>218565022boomers think the draw of fishtank is just that a bunch of people are stuck in a house together
>>218565067yeah sure bet he hasn't done this *grabs cock and balls*
cryokeen would be a better host
>>218565073kek
i like how bam doesn't realize they're all fans that know way more about the show than he does
bam's having a good time :)
>>218565089He reminds me of Asmon and Chrischan
>>218565022>>218565026and the "no fresh air" thing
This is the best Bam can do?>What music do you listen to?>What's the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?>What's the best day of your life?
NEW>>218565107>>218565107>>218565107new>>218565107>>218565107>>218565107
>and, you wont believe this, there's 8 beds...but 10 people How is bam going to react to the disability challenge
>>218565058Is that taking into account that Bingo and Bongo are going to sleep together?
Can someone explain why people like the twins? I honestly get like a skincrawl feeling when watching them like they’re straight up from a horror movie. They’re only like 75% verbal too
>best day of his life was becoming a janitor
How hard would it have been for Sam to take a month out of his life for this? To fly and live there. I know he has a kid but still. He can fly back and forth
>>218565066there's no way the wiggers are paying bam enough to appear on this show for a month straight.
>>218565099The new ulillillia
when does she show up
>Lando thinks everything he does is embarrassing>his best day ever is becoming a janitor at a collegeGrim
>>218565079>what was the least embarrassing moment in your life
landons a good manhe will be at that janitorial job until he retires, and then he'll still keep coming by to teach the young uns the ins and outs of that specific college
>>218565089Krist Novoselic
AND WE'RE ONLY GOING TO GIVE THEM 7 BEDS.... FOR 10 PEOPLE!!!
>>218564958yeah that's probably right actually
>>218565154HE DOES IT FOR FREE
NOFRESHAIR
>>218565141Yeah, why isn't he non verbally grunting?
>>218563375The 'pop the two milia by the corner of your left eye' challenge
this is like an asmongold who didnt lock in at 21
bam reeks
>>218565106some will have to sleep on the couch or floor tonight BATMAN
Landonmaxxing
>>218565190kek that might be it
>>218565153partly kino and partly moe
>>218565245every single person has done this lmao
How Long until Bingo nudes?>How Long until Bingo nudes?How Long until Bongo nudes?>How Long until Bongo nudes?I want a threesome with BINGO and BONGO
>>218565153you basically summed it up. they're just kinda interesting. also having twins as one contestant is intriguing
>>218565181He's 22, it's not embarrasing to think getting a stable job is the best day of his life.
>>218565162paying?
she's kinda busted up close
>twins in a completely silent room talking to each other at a normal volume>can still only understand 20% of what they say
>>218565237A 21 year old Asmon wouldn't make it today
>>218565089Matty Cardarople
Guys did you know Bam's brother in a band?
>>218565294they have AIDS
>>218565357they just talk about primal urges very based imo
Not a SINGLE simpable mid this time
>>218565496how do you know this?
HAHAHAHAHA THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BEDS. THATS SO WILD AND QUIRKY.
>>218565524wdym? the blonde with a heard shaped birthmark thats cute and quiet? totally simpable. just wait
>>218563251Trending news are personalized for the user.
>>218564060What the other guy said plus fucked up cameras
