>/ftl/ NEWS-- First elimination THURSDAY: Fish with highest STOX chooses who goes home!-- Bam Margera is hosting this season for real!-- Everything's been TAKEN from the fish! They will have JOBS in the house, and must BUY goods and services, including KRATOM and Fishtank-branded ice cream!-- Contestants: VICKY (fat vape addict alcoholic kratomhead), MOHAMMED BASHIR (predatory ginger cowboy weeb muslim), JD (loudmouth vibe nuker), BEZO (subversive gay zoomer jew https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1ruji92/if_you_guys_dont_know_bezo_is_the_head_admin_of/), ANISSA (haggard onlyfans latina who's been to prison), JAMES DRAKE (chadlennial wannabe actor), EMMA (pizzaface blonde fucktoy who has a "boyfriend"), LANDON (innocent low-functioning basket case janitor), BINGO AND BONGO (autistic twins and sam stalkers https://x.com/Ashleymetica/status/1948165120783450293), and CHARITY (geriatric pinay BBW who won't stop laughing)>What is Fishtank?It's Sam Hyde's 24/7 livestreamed house that YOU control in real time. Talk to the contestants via TTS, vote to determine outcomes of challenges, pay to make their lives a living hell (or heaven) in various ever-changing ways... The last player standing after a month wins $50,000!>Links:https://old.ppv.to/fthttps://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://classic.fishtank.live/https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosPrevious: >>218571533
hi
>>218573866hi
these twins are fucking cartoon charactes
Catholic emma
Jesus was a jew and Muhammad sucks pig cock in hell.
We don't need 2 bakers NIGGER
Landon had the headbands in his pocket because he was afraid the twins were going to fuck with them
Carving Hale into my arm for Bingo
>>218573789How the fuck is Bingo cuter from far away with a poker face on but Bongo is better looking during close-ups? What the fuck do you even call this phenomenon?>>218573900Caught another Bingo speen.
Bill spotted
>>218573789You can tell a gay person wrote the OP cause Bezo should just be described a faggot
>>218573903hi
get this disgusting freak off my screen
Nina Niggas
BILL OTTMAN
Alright what's the free site
KILL JET KILL JET KILL JET KILL JET
Thanks Jet.I'll move to ppv in a minute
>>218573789UMM UMMM UMMMM
we are now at 3 active threads
>>218573789>>218573789>>218573789https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXRoJxyehttps://strawpoll.com/3RnYXRoJxyehttps://strawpoll.com/3RnYXRoJxye
Jet needs to fuck off
Been trying to figure out where I've seen the twins behavior before and they're Galaxy Quest aliens
I want to iterate again, in case anyone missed it: Bingo is not a dumb person. You might think her eyes seem lifeless, and you might think that there's not much thought because she isn't speaking much. That's fine, but consider something for me. Bingo is a hyper-analytical person, and paired with her extreme intellectual inhibition, it doesn't take much inspection to understand why she is as quiet as she is. Would God dare deliver unto us an Angel who couldn't comprehend the beauty of the divine?
drop the long gofile
This is hard to top BTW
>>218573789I can't get director mode to appear on .rip
>>218573997we should have more
>imagine watching director cam
>>218573952Bro they're both fugly at any distance. How messed up are your tastes?
informed videos playlist yet?
>cut to jet in the middle of the only content of the day happeningfucking kill this guy
>>218573920Sir, this is the poop show.
i feel much more comfortable knowing bill is there
I genuinely love the twins and it’s not even simping, I don’t find them sexually attractive at all.
>>218573789Jet glazing himself is so ridiculous it's beyond parody.
>>218574027lmao these dumbasses are great
>>218574028>>218573972>>218573903>>218573866hi
it's a good cast
After five seasons, they finally found a girl worth simping for. Charity my queen.
>>218574027Aww this is so cute :)
>>218574027>>218574021How did you queers not get a clip of them kissing. It was fucked up
>>218574019kek true
>>218574059Show me the poop
>>218574027twin things
>only season pass holders can watch after 10pmjet genuinely is a fat ugly low iq waste of oxygen
You guys reckon the twins have pokies? Can’t stop imagining sucking on their tiny tits until they scream
>>218574066how old are u
>>218574072hi
Need a webm of Emma looking at the camera at the bar just now
>>218574067He sucks so muchThis is why your show keeps getting cancelled IDIOT
>>218573981scroll up
Ppv is timing out for me
>>218574041we're entering the hyperthread
Did they figure out who took the vape?
>>218574021still not feeling the authenticity of the simps. it's like a put on bit assisted by AI
Who actually stole the vape?
>>218574027these retards are carrying this whole show
its a fun time but imagine paying for this
Are the twins drunk?
>poorfags seething about $10ahahahhahahaha, like clockwork
>>218573964gay people call each other faggots more than we do
You... DO carry spare headbands.... right?
Fuck, I wish Sam was here staring at his phone or asking for ideas on the kike shit he's shilling to his loser fans on x. We're really missing out, bros
>>218574151>>218574160the kratom addicted retard
>>218574066this. they bring me a sense of comfort. like watching saturday morning cartoons.
Literally everyone is confused because they dont realize it's the vape that was on the bar in the afternoonThey think it was a vape from the store
>>218574160emma or vicky
>>218574027is josie smarter than then?
>>218574145i'm scared but it needs to happen i think
>>218574160vicky
who is gonna rip the paid stream for us freeloaders?
emma has been giving bedroom eyes to the camera all day
just pay the $10 bro
>>218574066We're moving from the penis chakra to the heart shakra this season because this season has jack shit for the penis chakra.
>>218574172>paying for Jet and Ellie's gooncationsy
>>218574168No they are actually retarded.
>jetsimps wasting their welfare on fishtankoh no no no
>>218574172Your website is shit and its not worth $10 dollars. Can your galaxy gas addled brain get that wigger?
>>218574190ugly nontent
>>218574027Which one is the autistic one? I honestly cannot tell
Has bashir really just been seething alone since the tts?
charity is too smart nothing gets past her
>>218574190I love my sookie stackhouse coded qt
>>218574200Yes
>>218574027these retards are hilarious
>>218574066jet just said this is as good as it gets, in reference to watching the twins.
>>218574160think anissa stole it but it ended up in vickys pocket
CUZ I'M A CHARITYCHUD YES I AM
I come once again to ask if the ppv can fix the site for mobile so i can use all the cams located to the right of the screen.I cant post from desktop and would love to get screencaps to post for you all
>>218574246Yeh lamo
did you guys see the twins bump into each other earlier
>>218574237>>218574229youre so poor hahaha holy shit
>>218574196yeah like that, they just have a great vibe
>>218574235whatever happened to that investment thing they did? did all of those people get swindled?
If Sam was there, at this very moment, he would be all red and screaming in the gay guy's face.
>>218574095This was the best I got, it's not quite kissing but it was cute seeing them up close together like this :)
Bezo and Bingo are competing for longest neck in the house
Who is going to be nude on camera first
>>218574246Yes, but he's doing it under the pretense of being a devoted mooslim
>>218574235they should just buy alcohol and Kratom like cryo
>>218574246what tts
vicky is too ugly for that personality.
>mfw jet neptune cam outta nowhere glazing himself
>>218574291mondo megabits? yeah it was a pump n dump lmao they made tens of thousands from retards in this thread
>>218574292and that would be based. Fuck this nontent shit instead
>>218574279Oh yeah..ooohhhhh yeeahhhhh…i saw it bro…..;) hell yeah I did…..ummmm mmmmm mmmm yummy best duo of the season if not show as a whole
>>218574271agreed i want to be able to select director cam on my phone when i take my 6 or 7 daily diarrheas
>>218574244both, ashley just copes by saying her sister is autistic
>>218574271This. I only watch on phone. My laptop is slow af
>>218574200josie is a midwit psychopath, the twins are retarded autistis, similar but different
>>218574066I hope most people realize this instead of labeling any fan of them as simps. Nobody in their right mind would be attracted to them, you should just automatically filter that sort of rhetoric. They're just entertaining in a three stoogian, bizarro, cartoonish way
>>218574220I think emma is cute but yeah I get it
>>218574271What happens when you zoom the webpage out? That's what I do on desktop because I use a small window, so it converts it to mobile view
>>218574159Why? Is it because I dared to type out an articulate thought, and use proper spelling? Do I need to start typing like the rest of the irony-brained morons in this thread to be taken seriously?
>twins grab eachother and instantly share ideascreepy
>>218574283stop jetcuck ing
>>218574292he'd be smoking a cigar and spitting on the floor while asking the "muslim" guy what he thinks about israel and winking at the camera after every question
the jewfag is a little shitstirrer
>>218574172>Mints failed subscription gaslight post #12475
>>218574307Bezo was being super performative about being anti-Islam earlier and that was weird, and seemed fake.
>>218574295It was in the kitchen
You can only respond to this post if you have spent exactly $0.00 on fishtank since season 1.
stupid faggot
>>218574356see this is exactly what i mean
>>218574332Not that, remember they raised money for Fishtank or some shit?
twins kissed? clip?
why is rip saying twin kiss
>>218574400o7
>>218574403Are you going to elaborate or are you going to type out these half-assed sentences like a pseud?
>>218574291the wefunder page? total scam lmao these jetcucks never learn
>>218574025its on the right side above the chatbox
>>218574267he may be correct
>>218574378yes yes im definitely mints hahahaha poorfags seething
>>218574400NO. FRESH. AIR.
>>218574391He's just doing the internet's most basic trolling tactics agains muslims
I had to dig in the depths of hell to find my fishtank folder
>>218574354Thats as zoomed out as i can go. Its on desktop mode too. It wasnt like this on the previous seasons
i have a feeling vicky would suck a dicky for a vape
>case of spindrift >pokemon storm silver>fishtank is backyea, it's comfy hours
>>218574400
>>218573952I think it's called isolation and you need to go outside more
the only thing that could make this season better is sam looking at the ground with a somber expression and coughing
>>218574424why should i?
>>218574400I paid for the S1 season pass about 2 weeks before it started airing because it was very novel. Haven't paid a dime since.
>>218574292we've had gay guys on the show before and that didn't happen
ppv is just the youtube stream?
>>218574399They never kissed in the kitchen. I was watching them the entire time and that didn't happen.
>>218574460I deserve it
>>218574426yes! how the fuck did they get away with that???
>>218574401Bashit thought he was the main character
>>218574478Yes, don't try clicking anything.
>>218574478no it's playing on the site director too. maybe they are just turning of director for the night.
>>218574400I dropped 10$ first time I've given the wiggers anything. Feels gross but its just 10$
>day 1 thread this slow>polls barely reaching 30 votesDid same not showing up really kill fishtank before Jet? Jesus.
>>218574400Never paid never donated neighbor's wi-fi computer found in the trash electricity stolen with a hook to the power line
>>218574412stg they had some tongue action, it was wild.
whats the VLC url for the directorcam from fishtank.live?thkx
someone must have gotten the kissing clip
>>218574450Jet never recovered from this
I thought the simping over the fugly twins was some kind of ironic shitposting until I remembered a not insignificant portion of this general simped for fucking Tayleigh
>>218574478retard
Ok who's got the director mode streaming
i just realized now for the first time that the big bedroom is on the first floor
I’m going to bed. Will you guys fill me in on what happened when I wake up?
>>218574400>4400checked suck my cock jet
>>218574460If you're going to make accusatory statements and be a little bitch about it, then you should stand up for what you believe in. If not, then be a good little bitch and shut up. Reminder that Bingo wouldn't even make eye contact with a freak like you kek
Jet wouldn't goon actual spuds right?
>>218574496End this ironypilled zoomer faggot
who's the fat retard stimming by himself in the dorm
>>218574475but la'ron was a lil black gayboy from da projects
>>218574400kaw
>>218574478Wait so do they shut down Director Mode entirely? It's more like an excuse to not have to work on the cam then, past 10pm.
>>218574481Multiple people all posted about it at the same time. You are a bad simp
>>218574528why would you think it was ever ironic
>>218574400hi
>>218574400Based
I don't even really mind the whispering between the twins because I assume they're already reading each others' minds at all times
>>218574554Seeking solace in his religion
Bashir is fucking rattled lmao
>>218574497>>218574549you deserve rape, dead internet wigger puppets
>>218574463
>>218574550imagine them with egirl makeup
>>218573789>youtube end of dayWell see you guys tomorrow Fuck the wiggers
>>218574575That's why there isn't a video anywhere, right? Dumbass.
The twins need to have mics on them at all times
>>218574400Gold star reporting in
>>218574573
>>218574400Me.
>>218574503good question
>>218574450>>218574526So FUCKING pathetic. Daniel gets you this flustered? He's a retard dude.
>>218574625fax
>>218574605totally dude that money you spent on tts rocked his fucking world and hes thinking about how wrong islam is now
>>218574615Jin won.
>he's the producer with the fat ass
does momo pray to this suitcase that looks like the Kaaba?
>>218574528the twins have a befuddled innocence to them. lot different than tay
>>218574573looks like not, for once. Director cam always shut down before at this time
Have they not solved the case yet
do they all sleep in the same room? like is "dorm" the only bedroom cam?
>>218574463>>218574615 S4 cast was so much better than the new fish it's not even funny
>>218574450Look how mad that fat little chubster got.
phrogonx
Vicky would probably suck the scum off your balls for a hit of kratom, gross
>>218574668meds now
>>218574640Goddamn he's ugly.
>>218574615freddy won.
>getting tay vibes from vickygrim
>>218574669he won a part time job at McDonald's
>>218574067You now remember how Jet made the entire ending of the S1 episodes focus on himself
>>218574703limited beds, 3 or 4 fish need to couch or sleep on the floor
>>218574625this and a cam, it's impossible to keep up with them
Why is Vicky getting butthurt about the TTS, hasn't she seen the fucking show lol
>>218574691are you not watching the show....?
The spic is mad she didn't get a plushie
why does ppv have an option to collapse and hide cameras but not collapse and hide the chat. Seems kind of retarded
>toys online>its just roses and plushes againhow original
>>218574703Yes bro and actually 2 people don't have a bed so they're gonna have to like fight or something or sleep on the floor maybe!!
>>218574354Nevermind i did just have to manually change the zoom level through the browser. Thanks brother
jet neptroon can eat my fucking dong
>>218574703Twins are gonna sleep in the bar, and Charity will be in the glassroom. Everyone else is in the dorm.
>they started the plushy shitim out
>>218574741Same
>>218574475/ftl/ said he's a pedophile though
FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK BROS
>>218574718I would pay Bingo to suck the scum off my balls, and give her a hit of Kratom for free. It goes without saying that I wouldn't need to pay her, since I'm naturally charismatic and it would be easy to make someone such as Bingo love me.
>>218573789Does Charity know what type of show this is yet, or that there were previous seasons yet? Also how is that bitch STILL drinking that juice?? She brought that in hours ago!!
>>218574763I've got a lot on my plate ok? Get the fuck out of my ear, man
>>218574729good looking enough to fuck the fish you simp for every season ;)
>>218574640BITTY
>twins conduct interrogation>its in the worst fucking acoustics room of the houseLITTY AS FUCK
"what is that, bingbong?" LMAOOOOOOOO
>plushies and roses have startedGrim
>>218574741she's like tay plus meg it sucks
>plushies and roses on night 1and it's over
>>218574793>>218574798Gottem
>>218574400/SECRETALLIANCE/
>>218574767Just block it with ublock, nigga.
>roses>plushiesgayest toys have arrived. massive eyeroll. Yeah im out.
monkeyposters?
I just want to say sorry for being annoying bros, this season I am going to be a jet hater and a hatewatcher (unless thats not cool anymore dont want to crash the vibe)
>>218574799no she was shocked when the tts called someone a faggot
>>218574705replace bozo with freddy and jd with jin and the s5 cast is perfect
he's been sulking ever since they started calling is prophet a faggot
production immediately being disrespected rules
Whatever, I'm going to bed. When I wake up I better see the clip of the twins touching their plump lips together!
Vicky is being a Cole right now..
Vicky... You're being such a Cole rn
>shit testing productionstarting to grow on vicky
>I didn't steal it, I was just holding onto it
>I didn't steal it i was just holding onto itSo she's a real real junkie
KEK are you going to let your contestant buck you like that Jet? ON DAY ONE???
>>218574761drugs
vicky has drug addict logic.
Vicky fucking sucks.
Vickleigh sucks
>>218574767ublock zapper tool, you have to fiddle around the bottom right of the screen but you'll find it
junkie vicky is so fucking annoying I thought she watched the show
>DOOD IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I STOLE THE VAPE
kratom junkie melty
I only like Landon from this cast
>only plushies and roses for fishtoys againAlso>vicky complaining about the vape againSHUT THE FUCK UP
drug addict vicky mogging jet
>I dont think i need to pay that fine
vicky needs to change her tone with the twins I think
>>218574051It was posted on bant earlier today
>>218574867it really shut him up for the night. he was so cocky before lol
>>218574869tf is this gay shit tjpedos need to rope
>>218574752The episodes are so gay it's crazy. Jet got the S2 episodes to not reflect the reality of the Cole situation.
>>218574799She thinks it's an escape room.
Vicky is so fucking addicted to all these substances lmao
no daddy Sam to save you now Jet
I completely missed this entire first day. What's the verdict so far on the cast/house/etc..?
ITS NOT FAIR
You guys are too hard on the muslim guy. Maybe he will learn and grow from this. It's not like he dug his heels in yet.
lmao at Vicky giving Jet the stink eye each time he comes up
>>218574857 Never tag me namefaggot
Set the tone Jet or the contestants are going to walk all over you.
Please kill Vicky
>>218574902Steve Buscemi lookin ahh
these retards can't even thank the audience correctly kek
>>218574944They're alright but Jet is already being a fat retard and forgetting the rules he set like 30 minutes earlier and punishing people
>>218574937she just like me fr fr
>>218574944House 7/10Cast 3/10Bam 2/10
>>218574936That made me giggle.
>>218574948>tfw when no vape for 5 hours
did they hit the plushie money printer again? ARE WE GOING TO GET A TWIN PLUSHIE DANCE?
>>218574944about what you would expect from them, even moreso now they are doing it removed from sam.
aperture fat
>>218574944Grim, performative attempts to germinate the community of prior seasons
were they right about vicky stealing the wape? it's impossible to follow this
Emmbracers, send many plushies and roses for our qt princess!!
>>218574944it's a good casthouse a little echoey in some places but otherwise fine
>They can't get through reading the namesThese retards are amazing
>aperture is a twinsimpYall are a buncha fags lmao
>>218574503mde/fishtank fans are really really dumb
Anyone got the photo of Fatty following the black prostitute up the stairs?
even if he's gone, cole's presence sends reverberations through fishtank
>>218574876>>218574877colemind
How are you guys watching, every stream cam is locked after 10 pm for me
E-girl makeup for Bingo NOW, Jet!
>>218574962i do wadiwan
>>218574998
I just want to see them happy.
>>218574944cast is fine for the most part. house is shit, vibes are shit, jet is a retard.
The twins are taking me back to s1, I forgot how fascinating retarded people are. They need to have more shows like that
>>218575004yes she was hitting it the whole time and then she blamed production for not taking it from her
>moderation asleep post SEXY BETTYmoderation asleep post SEXY BETTY>moderation asleep post SEXY BETTY
I think I speak for everyone when I say his presence is the only thing missing
>>218574867>>218574929 He said this is usually his bedtime that's why he's chilling
>>218575004yeah but also jet forgor he said he would confiscate it if it was untaped
>>218574978They are legit Speds. This is the most the show has ever felt like exploitation.
>>218575004JD took it off the counter but Vicky kept it in her pocket and kept taking stealth hits (emma too)
>>218575059
>>218575071I MISS MY DADDY
>>218574944We're in for a season of friendtank.
>>218575037snitches dont get any goonable mid bitches sorry thems the rules its always been this way since the show began.
How much do plushies cost?
>>218575037jetneptune.com
I don’t want to buy a season pass because I think those fuckers will keep charging my card after I cancel the subscription
it's insane how bitchy vicky gets about nicotine and kratom
>>218575018A broken clock is right twice a day
the twin thing currently, its no good
kratom melty
Vicky is wack af
>>218574400not a single penny
DAMIEL MENTIONED
>>218574400Since day 1 season 1. No money of mine is money of goran's
>>218575071we are sam hyde we carry the flame
Jet just KEKED to the loathesome THIEF Vicky
>>218574944The cast is worst than the doomposters could ever guess.
>>218575071Yeah, it just isn't the same without a disinterested brooding roidhead sitting on a couch eating his boogers
i will happily watch the twins read pay pig fan letters and receive plushies all night. i'm so fucking glad tomorrow is a wfh day.
>>218574944twins are okay but im sick to me stomach of seeing plushie bait for the 5th fuckign season so gay and annoying and boring
>>218574927thanks
>>218575071actually it feels about the same without himthe only seasons where he felt important was s1 and bloodgames
What the market security shit opens up is retarded. How are the contestants supposed to scheme when paypigs will just constantly snitch on them?
>>218575038holy
did they just let vicky mog them? this is gonna go bad
VICKY CODDLED
Kill Vicky im done with her.
I wouldn't want to be associated with Jet Neptune production if I was Sam either. Best to stick to crying about Charlie Kirk and calling for Palantir surveilance.
>Bashir self isolating in the dorm room taking TTS abuseGoofy bitch
>>218575037Dawg it’s literally in this thread just look for the screenshot. Don’t burn it out though.
>>218575078they know the show, dude. this isn't nearly as bad as something daniel, who was so retarded that his drawing in s4 made everybody sad about making fun of a guy that genuinely retarded
whats the VLC url for the directorcam from fishtank.live?whats the VLC url for the directorcam from fishtank.live?whats the VLC url for the directorcam from fishtank.live?
there's zero communication between production members and none of production even seem to be watching the show
>>218575124>it’s no goodyou’re right, it’s fucking great
>>218574838>ICE BOYdid he know?
>>218574400reporting in. HOWEVER, i would pay for sex with sylvia
>>218575071Yeah, it is really interesting for Sam to go "mhm, myeah" every two seconds with his faggot nasal voice
>>218574944Cast is real bad. No one likeable. Blonde girl is inoffensive. A lot of thought went into having a store in the tank and giving the fish jobs. Bam is nontent but he is Bam. Basement cam for production to talk to the audience.
>>218575139BUMMY BUSTERS IN EFFECT
>>218575004Not at all, it was up to production to go up and get it. They just forgot about it.>>218574876>>218574877>>218575033
>>218575071if was pre s4 yeah but he gave up
Case closed
>>218575071Yeah i really miss goldstriker. He was the soul of the show, thats exactly what is missing.
>>218575071Absolutely fucking not.
coddling already. off to a great start!
>>218575071Nah desu he sucked the past few seasons. It's just that Bam isn't a good fit for the show. They literally could have just gotten Roberto from Estanque and it would have been better.
Simps will want bingo to stream after the show but she will be too retarded to get a computer going
>>218575191Kid's always been a fuck up
>>218575071 Good fish is what's missing even more
I technically agree with Vicky there was no fine on the vape notice and they never came up to get it until now
>sharpfart is targeting emma
i've never been more tempted to buy a rose just hear bingo say wose again
>>218575071no
Is he Sunni or shia?
Day 1 Rankinghttps://strawpoll.com/eNg6vbJN4gAhttps://strawpoll.com/eNg6vbJN4gAhttps://strawpoll.com/eNg6vbJN4gA
Can I get a downshot of the white girls open jeans please. Thanks goran
Are people unironically simping for the twins?
>>218575224all she had to do was keep her fucking eyebrows
>>218575071Convinced any anti-Sam posting is literally just the basement production team.
>>218575153LOATHESOME KRATOM EATER vs GORAN OF THE FRENZIED NITROUS
>>218574400Feels good, man.
>>218574793yeah
>>218575283That dude's a genuine fucking freakazoid
>>218575283he likes TLPs
>>218575139when?
>>218575293people simp for tayleigh
>>218575272
I realized Vicky is more of a Sylvia than a Tayleigh.
>>218575173i'm convinced at this point he can't do goldstriker anymore, he's too self serious and even by s3 he was forcing it. i wouldn't even really consider him a comedian these days.
>>218575293yesthey're the new Josie
>>218575293Not simping in a romantic way but I heavily fuck with their dynamic and general whimsical retardation
>>218575078Burt breakdowns were far worse than this shit
>TTS turns on>The show becomes unwatchable
>>218575214They're using JSON web tokens this season. You have to use a restream
>>218575293You have never watched this show if you have to ask that question seriously.
The ugly women are getting mad. No roses for ugos
>>218575312 Posters are samefagging
>>218575293the people who watch this show are genuinely the bottom scum of society.
>>218575350Yeah he's just another podcast grifter now
>>218575370imagine seeing bongo get roses while you don't lmaooo
>>218575272>sending rockets to your ayatollahand you doubted him?
>>218575293no desire to fuck them, but they are fun to watch and root for.
>>218575240spergs actually dont know that not smiling all the time instantly makes everyone hate u
>>218575293they're just really weird and funny to watch, not simping
>>218573789letty is pretty and hot as fuck
>>218575394Honestly I would seethe
/ftl/ is so slow lol
>>218575293I’m sure a few people are actually simping but most people just find them entertaining
>>218575386i'm not, i'm pretty normal. i just find it funny
>>218575360Yeah but Burt is a degenerate faggot.
>>218575350I’d be very curious to see what would happen if he came in and just played it totally straight, almost lynchian
>>218575293they are literally the only interesting fish this season
they're back to resenting the bing bong twins because they're getting more shit now lol
>>218575350Serious about WHAT? Asking joke-questions to a mix of joke guests and serious guests?The idea that this show is beneath his new so called “brand” is fucking ridiculous
>>218575386Yeah, maybe you can skate by if you avoid a lot of the extra stuff around the show, but yeah. Spend anytime in the offseason threads and you realize this.
>>218575293>>218575289>bingo beating Landonyou people are fucking trash holy shit
I'm not feeling it at all. Magic is gone.
What are you niggers doing
>>218575293im kinda getting there yeah. my loins are yearning for twinsex
>>218575335he sent the twins a plushie
against my better judgement i bought a month of the season pass, didn't get anything out of it besides -$10 in my bank account. awesome! thank god for ppv
>>218575370All the women this time are ugly
The whole "yeah simps pay us thousands so we give $15 plushies to the the women we are gonna fuck after the show" is getting so old and annoying.
>>218575293honestly if you're gonna waste the money they are the cutests ones to buy toys for plus it's buy one get two fish shoutouts
HES GOING TO SUICIDE BOMB THEMALLAAAAH
>>218575293why wouldn't you?
>>218574400most of the people here didn't start watching until season 2 or 3 but it still applies I think
>>218575443i literally don't even know which one landon is
>>218575444this
I love this retard
>its the simps shower their ugly waifus with gifts hourAlways the most grim time
>>218575293nah it's like three guys. the rest like them because they're fucking freaks
>>218575457my fucking nigga
>>218575289I'll let you know when they put up the profiles on the site.
twins enjoyers are worse than burt fans
the cast isnt very interesting to me
Remember in Season 1 when the fishtoys were supposed to let you fuck with the fish?
twincestguh
>>218575444Same dump milk on Charity to fix it
Who the FUCK is landon?
nontent twins = josiemohammed = simbalwe're recyclingtime is a flat circle
bongo was actually going to kiss bingo, what a freak
>>218575470I would unironically give it to the normie guy if I had to give a plushie to someone. Everyone else kind of sucks and the twins are just too ugly.
I miss season 3
It’s pissing me off that bongo is stealing all the roses and plushies
>>218575483what the fuck
>>218575516get ready we're taking over /bant/ and claire is dead
>>218574944twin contestants are the only noteworthy thing
what the fuck was that twinlore about bingo being bongo's donor for a medical condition?? is bingo fucked up just from bad luck?
>>218575526
>>218575516they're pretty funny as an oddity i think chat
who's the tall hot one
>>218575071No
>>218575444Trips of truth unfortunately.I haven't watched the stream in hours. /Ftl/ will always be entertaining tho
How much are plushies? How old is the flip woman?
>>218575526The headband guy in green
I can't wait for the simp tears when Frank Hassle breaks them
bongo ate some of bingo’s brain in the womb I think
>>218575533josiefags fucking wish
>>218575444REAL
>>218575571Drake
Quran needs to go into washing machine this night
>cuts to muslim saying "come over to the mosque in agartha">instantly cuts away
Why, yes, I do hope that BingoBongo have a wonderful day. How could you tell?
>>218575553they are one
is this type of stance intentional or do some people actually stand like that?
>>218575544No TTS, completely ignorant contestants, "mama we made it", "you gotta turn your neck more." We didn't know how good we had it.
>>218575560i think they were just riffing on the dono saying that one of them stole the other's chromosomes
>>218574400patriot
Where is the drown Vicky in the toilet fish toy?
i would rather watch the twins speaking their retard language than hear the normiefags yelling at the bar
>>218575516they're just fun to watch but you faggots are gonna be annoying about it the entire season and act like we actually wanna fuck and get with these uggos
>>218575589she's like 45 i think
>>218575526 S5 winner
where is the restream nowadays
>>218575629>>218575560they mentioned some specific condition but I could not understnad them
>>218575620They are literally, not a joke, actual retarded people, anon.
>>218575611Would love to suck him off
>>218575600Breaks them with his penis
>>218575600There is no Frank stupid. This is Baka big brother house
>>218575444>>218575522Digits confirm. Jet Mints whoever make it happen
>>218575620Retards and fat people tend to stand like that.
>>218575560>is bingo fucked up just from bad luck?yes
>>218575643Same as it ever was
you guys said ellie would do deliveries
They're arguing about kissing each other lmao
what are the twins arguing about
>>218575643jetneptune.com
>>218575643fishtank (dot) rip
I've decided it, one of my bits will be ironically simping for Charity.
>>218575600he won't do shit to them
>>218574400Never have, never will.
>shoutout to my girl ayeisha
Vicky is retarded bruh
>>218575600they’re so retarded I think they would genuinely be unaffected by him
sharpfart reeks of groomer faggot
>>218575444without sam theres no show. none of the fish are interesting. its over
Has this dude done literally anything?
Bingo Bongo radio tonight
>>218575589she's 42-43 judging by the NEXT clip that aired 20 years ago when she was 23
>>218575544 Same
>>218575493>when he had to empty his pockets because he was being accused by the autistic detective twins and it was more sweatbandsThis is a cartoon
>>218575664i just watched them solve the mystery of the vape thief AND make 60 bucks in record time, so actually literally not retarded
Is it content yet?
>>218575214https://epyc.goran.jetzt/dirc-5/index.m3u8>>21857563942
>>218575699it's a funny bit especially while the other ones are around
>>218575364whats the service everyone is using, i just want the director cam feed i dont care about the rest?thanks in advance
This is the objective rankings of s5
>>218575589Don't do it anon. Don't go down that rabbit hole...
>>218575444
>>218575563the gimmick is going have run its course by tomorrow so i'm just getting out ahead of it i think chat>>218575638blah blah blah or something
I've seen enough.My permanent fixed opinions on all the fish are in.I will hold these strong opinions forever and argue with anyone who disagrees.
>>218575600He'll just have sex with them like Sylvia and Tay
>>218575728Broken clocks
>>218575350around the beginning of the russia/ukraine war Sam got all cynical and bitter, you could see the change overnight in the streamsthen circa 2025 he started slipping into a wannabe christcuck personait's tiresome to watch him these days
>>218575730not really
the layout of this house sucks
>>218574122
Remember when they had funny TTS like dumping out the fridge or shark attack or bed stealing or screaming and LettyNow it's just this rose/plushy delivery bullshit, so fucking gay
vicky is already assmad
Does this bitch not realize she's a fucking junkie lmao? Like girl you're doing opiate analogs
MAURO IS LEAVING
>>218575600real good bait right here
How do we get the tall one to take his shirt off?
>>218575739director cam is disabled after 10pm est you fool
>>218575755Those are not normal pupils, wtf
>>218575600>>218575710I think they'll just jabber their "Thing 1 and 2" language at each other, snigger, and Frank won't be able to do anything.
>>218575776You can still spend 15k to hang out
>roses have thorns>Landon has a crown of roses forming >Crown of Thorns>Christ is Risen>Momo SEETHING
>>218575774she needs to stop giving me sex eyes
>>218575496I think it's deserved they legitimately made good content being dumb goofballs
*does literally nothing*
>>218575721there conversations are straight radio static
>>218575657They said they had twin to twin transfusion
Blade in iraq?
vicky's simps are gonna keep her alive
>>218575699AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
>>218575776>TTSmeant fishtoys
>>218575773you get used to it once they add the door clickign thing it will be fine
HALEY GAAAAANG
>>218575684Idk where they even are at any given time
>>218575776It's only day 1 so I wouldn't expect anything like that yet.
HALEY GANGGGGGG
>>218575827Its jet trying to stop a day one walk off.
>>218575752I will shill the twins for the next 3 years just to spite you
>>218575719Vancemaxxing
>>218575820*needs a honey mask and a facial (the healthy kind)*
>>218575820she’s laying low
>>218575820Paytonmaxxing, but not as pretty as payton
What's her gimmick?
How come Emma and the twins have the have "wide nose with naturally wincing nostrils"?Are americans inbred or are they octaroons?
I want to see emma bent over and fucked in the ass by the wiggiest wigger they have purely because sharpfart is being a faggot
>>218575820payton needs to dopplegang her
how we holding up, bing bong bros?
Lot of doom posting but I dont mind this cast.Granted I only watched s1 and s2, couldn't find time to watch s3 and only rarely caught it around the messy ending.S4 had some aura but it fizzled out to me
>>218575862bro they got rid of all that shit season 2 lmfao
>>218575906Mouth herpes
>>218575776None of those were ever funny. Only time it was funny is when Jet slipped and fell on his fat ass
>>218575906Payton with pimples
>>218575719He literally talks the most out of anyone and he stole from the market
>>218575906does nothing but she's not autistic like the twins
>>218575776yeah that was SO FUNNY XD
>>218575906WinThis is the one I will simp for.
>>218575350>he's too self seriousyep. especially after charlie kirk died and he cried on camera begging trump to declare martial law. i wouldn't even be surprised if he ran a "joke" campaign for president in 2028 to test the waters
>>218575906Fucking jet
>>218575719He would NOT shut the fuck up earlier in the day.
>>218575774THIS WILL FEED FTL FOR GENERATIONS
>>218575745Some things are just beyond my control I'm afraid
>>218575906baggy pants
Drake got the Taytriot plushie
bitchtank is canon
>>218575719Thats the best one
>>218575906>(probably bisexual) payton
>>218575820looks to be white ellie unfortunately
>>218575600Sam's not there. Jet hates frank. No hassling this season.
>>218575516aren't you simping for the plain jane who's done a grand total of nothing? at least twin fans picks an entertaining contestant to back
is it confirmed that the twins are hiv positive? how do we know this?
This is the best part of fish tank :3 is what a total faggot would say. this is peak nontent
Sharpfart found his new target
>>218575906White, not fat, tinny ass. Simpbait. Her face sucks though so it won't work
>>218575820>thereby winning the hearts and erections of thousands
>>218575526the guy who looks like a combination of shaggy and asmongold
>>218575953>>218575972better than this friendtank bullshit you facetious faggots
>>218575774>that jumpscare at the end
>>218575928based cuckold
>>218576021you're retarded
>>218575364...so find your token, authenticate, and pipe the stream into vlc, retard
i bought bingobongo a rose ama
They're overdoing it with the giftspamFish shoukd not have full bouquets of roses and be holding 4 plushies in their arms on day one
>>218576002I think Ellie is still around Jet so I doubt it.
>>218576021I'm their doctor I can confirm they have hiv-- I'm positive
>>218575820>>218575906every. fucking. time
Would it be immoral to fuck Bingo, you think?
>>218575906rimming jet, ben, and mints in the basement post-show
>>218576026>juiced for money>ignored againwhat was it again? Payton, then angie, now emma? what a fag
>>218575765i'd say i first started noticing it during the post-cole era of s2, that's when he started moping around and his jokes stopped landing. but we kind of collectively gave him a pass for it because that was a pretty miserable season.to his credit, he pulled through for bloodgames and s3 (famous house specifically), but since then he's been completely washed up. it's true that his shoes are hard to fill as a host, but he is no longer suited to fill them himself.
>>218576048It's all slop in Goran's playhouse, stop coping
>>218576018i just said shes pretty but shes nontent as well i think
>>218576021it was some dumb inside joke on an insta post that everybody's gonna take as gospel for the rest of the season
really curious what outfit the twins will wear tomorrow
>>218576071Its Jets show
>>218575755Direnc face
>>218576027You realize loser dudes will simp for anything with a pussy right
This is the most words they've read all month
>>218576025>here is a wose>here is a pwushykill jet.
>>218576071season is getting shut down in a few days give them a break
drake is genuinely psychedit's a good cast
>>218576071>just don't make as much money as possible on day one
WE NEED MORE BINGO/BONGO ACTIVITIES THIS IS NOT A NEGOTIATION
Bingo Bongo have the "we grew up in a cult" haircut
cant hear shitevery sound echoes through the entire housestellar job once again maejok
>>218575697wait so nobody restreams the director cam?
actually the emma simps are worse than the twins. what are you niggers doing?
>>218576094yes you would be giving yourself hiv
>>218576025Cope seethe and dilate. This is friendtank season. Everyone is too pleasant.
bingo bongo being weird in the dorm
fishtoy to get matching outfits for the twins, 1000 dollars it would get a ton of usage
>>218575933ok but we need dedicated bingbong mics
>>218576071Jet just sees money and says "this is as good as it gets."
>>218575906Fucking jet and then sharpfart
>>218576094yes
>>218576061i'd only be mad if it was charity, emma is nothing to me
>>218576048it's the first day it always looks like this you dumbfuck
at least it's better than season 4?
im gonna watch caseoh this is boring
I don't even care enough to learn their names. Ugh.
>>218576141Make the plushies way more expensive. The pigs are buying like 5 each its retarded
>>218576071Yeah man they should try making less money great idea
>>218576071not like it matters. its jet season aka nothing but friendtank and coddling and retarded halfbaked wigger challengesno Sam to instill any sort of threat or intimidation
>>218576141>before bam leaves
>>218576203imagine caseoh as a freeloader
>>218576196t. season 3 veteran
I feel kinda bad for the muslim guy, bros
Where were the twins hiding
>>218576147It's the 5th season how are they so bad at this
>>218576112towers
>>218576203lesgetit
too close to sunwill back awayneo
jd just propositioned drake
James Drake loving the roses and shit is pretty endearing, he came alive after that
>>218576139potential challenges tryharder and social maverick. lots of potential.
>>218576243Typical cocky autist getting humbled arc
don't you guys think it's fucking crazy they they can't leave the house for 30 days????? they don't have enough beds ON PURPOSE!!!
>>218576147where the fuck did her tits go
If you guys end up simping for Emma i will never forgive you
>>218575792oh so literally nothing of note related to the show happens outside of 10 am and 10pm?well then i literally will just watch on youtube then and be able to skip thru, ill catch up on the highlights on bant inbetween.i can give 2 fucks about TTS spamming, the only funny part will be the 5AM prayer call which is when he's supposed to pray again
>>218576155it's day one bwo
>>218575907FASwhats the hag bartenders name?
>>218576066too complicated walk me through it
>>218576243Dont, you forgot this is fishtank
what made Vicky cry?
>>218574400i almost spent money on the season pass but I remembered I'd be giving money to jet fucking neptroon
>>218576196season 4 day 1 had a bunch of shit going on not this rose and plushy bullshit
WHY DOES THIS DRUGGIE KEEP CRYING
So how is Jet gonna rig it when someone else tries to eliminate the Twins first because they both count as one contestant.
>>218576196name the last time they did any of those fishtoys you fucking idiot
I like the cast
>>218576071Shit on them through tts, then bombard them with gifts. Neptunian
F R E S H A I R
>>218575765>>218576103It was distinctly the night Cole was kicked. If you go back to webms of that night, Sam is literally sitting on the chair with a blank look on his face. The remaining fish are just spamming MDE memes and Sam realizes the Season is just fucking over. Then in S3, he had hope and was really enjoying playing Jeremy G. But that ended right when the FT reveal happened. I think he realized that Jet had nothing planned and he got completely bored. But he still had to save them by proposing they go to Vegas.
>>218576147they should just get big rugs for all the wooden rooms to start
>>218576242and the first two as well you stupid faggot
>>218576273
>>218576280he will be throwing arm bars and stomping on feet in the cell
>>218576273Based nuker
>>218576256because the ROI with making the show more professional just doesn't exist. the paypig whales are literal retards on disability they don't care about sound quality. in fact they think ear rape tts spam is the funniest shit ever
who's the chad looking guy that's my self insert who i'll make obnoxious lukewaffen-esque posts about
>>218576243you must not have caught the part where he spent an hour trying to big dog a guy who is 5% more autistic than him
>the haha poop game dev is a fan of the haha poop stream showhttps://x.com/edmundmcmillen/status/2033321819013607569
>>218576338>>218576312
>>218576298almost all of the best moments of the show are after hours, that's the ironic part
Nothing like a refreshing bottle of Sunset Sarsaparilla to go along with some Fish Tank.
vicky is somehow a worse tayleigh
>fish steals an item from the shop under jet's nose>>yo this is mad funny we're having a great time *hits galaxy gas* anyways roses and plushy deliveries are up btw this is gonna be a good first night
Time for your daily tard language lessons.
so ben just randomly told them their names are bingo and bango and they instantly accepted it and are now calling each other those names without batting and eyelol
>>218576298stop eating cum
>>218576324you know sam could just not act like a faggot crybaby just because someone liked his work. Imagine if Bam would have thrown a tantrum because that guy told him he liked his movie
Powerful silhouette
>>218576394Let's not get crazy here
>>218576365burt is a VA for mewgenics
The twins literally talk like down syndrome people this isn't right. How are people simping for literal retards.>>218576304Who cares she sucks
>>218576243Don't worry. He has God on his side. All he has to do is keep his head down in prayer and not make such a big deal about his experiences and beliefs to others
>>218576354Grimdross
He's in
>>218576393based as fuck
>>218576365yeah josie was in mewgenics and a few others i think
>>218576316thank you for speaking for the silent majority
>>218576427Might even stick when they go home too
>>218576103>>218576324what the fuck was it about cole that caused such a big change in sam
>>218576365I don't get why the cat game became a meme. That said I don't enjoy any of Edmund games so it's probably my fault
Sex with Anissa
>>218575776>Now it's just this rose/plushy delivery bullshitjust wait until they bring back the ball in a room toy. to this day, s2 still has the best toy deliveries and TTS voices/messages
the twins really are great
>>218576141Maybe if they make a good show they will make money?
>>218576416>>218576423>>218576424>Twins are one contestant so I cant clarify that the rose is for Bingo and not that slut Bongo
does anissa have an onlyfans or nah
>>218575906being blonde and white and not fatit literally doesn't take anything else for browncels to become desperately obsessed
>>218576440Libertarian expat warbride vibes
>>218576474He actually liked Cole I think. "Poor people suck Cole, you need to win this."
>bezo mad about being called a groomer
>>218576427it suits them better than their actual names
IAN IS AT THE DOOR
this is crazy y'all
>>218576482She has her work cut out finding the right nose angle
>>218576365Josie and burt voiced cats.https://youtu.be/B7BOC1X7uh8?si=q94EF6_8utd0ovYY
>>218576485S2 had top-tier viewer interaction because they were hemorrhaging viewers after Cole got kicked lmfao
>>218576506Yes
neo's life is horriblefunny thing I have thoughneo sits in a bathtub all dayrare condiiton, no hope, tried to s word 3 timesfishtank gives me joy, something to wake up forI am sorry for schizo'ing
>>218575906>why are the brownoid simps infatuated with the only blonde womanits a mystery
the dudes more like the duds
All you have to do to get Bezo to leave is call him a Minecraft youtuber groomer
>>218576286you gotta take your vance pills without any sunlight in there
>>218576512Cole is isn't even rich he lives at home and his parents have all the money lol
>>218576304She's being (rightfully) called a druggie
>>218576424why does bongo look like a female version of steve harrington from stranger things?>>218576506yes, both she and vicky have one. none of the others do though so no emma
VICKY VICKERS THE VICTIM
IT COMES FROM DA ERT
>Photo of Anissa pregnant Where is her kid???
>>218576512pretty sure that was just him gassing cole up though
the twins move from room to room so often it's hard to find them sometimes
>vicky still coping about her kratom addiction
Confirmed: BEZOS gets jimmy rustled by being called a Minecraft/Discord groomerThis is the key
Vicky has a stinky pussy. I can smell it from here
>>218576482need to see more of her legs
>>218576444retards need dick too. don't be mean
>nobody is allowed to call him a discord modlmao
>all vicky is talking about is her addictionKWAB
>>218576517Yeah
>>218576602I tried calling him that as soon as TTS opened but it got rejected like 3 times
>THE KRATOM I DO COMES OUT OF THE GROUND!!!11>took whatever random kratom they gave her
reminder bezos was the one that nuked jobes minecraft server
I have a friend who adamantly believes Muhammad's act is performative because he drank red bull during his fast. What do you guys think?
>>218576324>cole gets kicked>chip shows up and does his homeless guy routine while the remaining cast members play alongI remember this well, grim times.
>>218576604dude thats hilarious you should send it as a tts!!
No contestant photos for the site yet?
>>218576581can a fly nigga get a link
i feel scared and uncomfortable around mentally handicapped people
Okay it's bad, can't hear anything that's happening and it's all just spamming toys and TTSThey clearly don't have anything planned apart from the cell (ball brothers) and some commentary youtubers showing up
>>218576427They're going to be calling eachother that for the rest of their lives
I don't know if books is a good idea. They just sit there reading a book but maybe they get some crazy ideas from it.
>>218575906racially ambiguous browns want to see her fuck black men
>>218576444Every woman needs dicking, tard or not
>>218576599Just like every scumbag who does kratom.
>>218576616>Can shit on the muslim guy for his religion>Can't shit on this guy for being a discord modwhat the fuck
>>21857658511 months old with family
>>218576444>How are people simping for literal retardsWho do you think are donating to this show?
>>218576506
imagine how shit this would be with tarini instead of the twins holy shit
>>218576585she sacrificed it didn't she?
>>218576487I love them but I feel like I have to clarify that I don't want to fuck them or self-insert them like everybody seems to think it has to work
>>218576636>wigger faggot fucks over wigger faggot more news at 11
>>218576637i think anyone who cant tell hes larping is sub 80iq
>>218576667
>waaahhh wahhh mohamad was a pedo!So it sam hyde, who cares?
https://youtu.be/daNWDkW-OQ4Bezo did WHAT with Mako10301 on discord? She's literally underage bro what the fuck!
>>218576640Sam looked catatonic that night. Something snapped in him for sure. He clearly loved playing Jeremy G though. Wish they just re-did S3 endlessly, but with different themes and actual effort in the FT 1/3 and the FH 2 1/3.
the twins have star power. their names are fucking wigger bullshit though so I will call them "the twins" from here on out
>>218576642No jet. My money stays under my mattress where it belongs
>>218576637i have a muslim friend that observes ramadan fasting but drinks alcohol, you can just kind of pick and choose what to do i think
>>218576299>Vicky will be eliminated first>Landon and Bezo have too weak of a personality to affect the atmosphere>Anissa will bully Bashir until he stays away from everyone>The twins just wander around aimlessly>With Bam as host, James and Charity having the strongest personalities, and Jet already getting walked over, we're in for normie central
>>218576726Muhammad markyposting before detonating suicide vest Groyper
If only I had a slightly more retarded twin
>>218576585look harder
>>218576515>>218576569>>218576602>>218576616>>218576632Time to erode this zoomers smug aura
>>218576726>sam hyde haters are muslim apologistsHAHAHAHAHAH can't make this up
>>218576641>>218576717queen
We ALL wanna bone Bingo and have her grunt on our dicksStop pretending you don't or that you wouldn't accept a sloppy from both of them at the same time
NEW>>218576674>>218576674>>218576674new>>218576674>>218576674>>218576674
the twins saved the season, it's clicking, i'm into it
BRING BACK JOBE. JOBEHOUSE
>>218576593they're my favorite but I can't bother to follow them yet because I have zero clue what the house layout is and I can't click the red doors yet
>>218576712>Issue tickets to both offenders not higher than $12 and not less than $8.Jet somehow found the worse way to say that
>>218576388yeah so people spamming TTS, they already threw all the hardest hits and these people dont care, they just made fun of Chad about killing himself an he didnt care, and they've been hard on Bashir and got a few people to run up on him but then he simply explained his religious views and it was over, so now everyone is just going to spam the same shit for the next 29 days nobody cares about anything else and listening to fucking HORRIBLE audio from 50 feet awayill catch the clips of what matterslike i already said, the muslim prayer starts at sun up which is going to be 5 to 6am, if they blast the music that will be hilarious and piss people off.also hoping that Giggles is super pissed in the morning like Bam thought, she wont be giggling the entire day.the last option is 4chan getting the house shut down as the ultimate lulz
>>218576712contestant guy who is $8 - $12 in debt to Jet Neptune on day 1
>season FIVE of fishtank>people STILL obsessed with cole
It's crazy, when I was a kid there were two neihboring girls that were twins and that bingo and bongo eerily remind me of. Same haircut, were also far from attractive and kinda autistic. It's not the same girls but it's uncanny, dude.
>>218576636MAKE THE CALL
>>218576652ppv link in the OP post
>>218576752that was the only time he actually drank in fishtank
>>218576773100x more charisma than any s5 fish
>>218576795While bongo laps hungrily at my bhole
Nobody cares about jet talking haha fuck you jet
>>218576324thats because cole was sam's new surrogate son and jet made sure that didn't continue
god she looks more ravishing with each vacant stare at the camera
>>218576324>>218576474I think it's because sam recognized actual potential in cole as a fish and as a person, but he fucked up by being so retarded about namedropping nina because of her revengeporn lawsuit and that just broke cole's image of him. Then they kicked him, probably without sam's direct approval, and they had to backpedal hard on it but they couldn't get him back. It really did kill season two hard and it took like 2 weeks to get back on track after that and set up a new plotline with tj, who barely grew as a person, but did end up growing a bit
>>218576767if the twins don't have the highest stox, they're probably going to be eliminated first because working as a pair is way too much of an advantage even if they're retarded
Vicky's fucked
>>218576752what snapped
this is the most digestible content this show has ever produced, for better or worse
>>218576585Hanging out with alexis' kid
>>218576549>hemorrhaging viewers after Cole got kicked lol Cole fans are the most delusional fucks ever, the show never had a dip or any sort of degradation in content until the literal final week. >Everything before Cole was made centerpiece was memorable>Entire day after Cole left was memorableCole was the dead weight on the season.
>>218576574>>218576549>>218576512>>218576324>>218576103Cole was the Caesarean/Napoleonic/Hitlerite figure of fishtank, he was autistic enough to be perfect for that 2 week role. Nothing more, nothing less. The entire purpose of fishtanklive now is to return to that high. Just like how every western country on earth aspires be the true successor of the Roman Empire, every season if ftl is an attempt to recreate the pinnacle of this show. Which is why the detective gimmick is a thing.
>>218576712mohemmed poked emma's birthmarkprod (pun) stole the vape10
>>218577251>mohemmedor neo (glasses guy)
>>218577189>is TTS on?
>>218577251>>218577314triangke shaped
wait bash ear is divorced and turned to islam?
>>218577318>>is TTS on?TTS has to be processed by some broke brain like Josie who couldn't handle it.
>>218577251>>218577314>>218577318>>218577384tickets = plane tickets$9 and 11$
>kino vibes in confessional>suddenly Jet's ugly fucking mug in my camera ruining the momentGOD I HATE THIS FAGGOT SO MUCH
jet's achy spitty drool-filled mouth NEEDS my cock right NOW
heh
>>218576455He has Allah on his side. God has nothing to do with it. And both of you will be burning in Hell for eternity.
