The Twins edition >/ftl/ NEWS-- Charity quit the show after being drugged with molly or meth-- Dinner and a show soon>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://old.ppv.to/fthttps://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://classic.fishtank.live/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos>>218636663
they gonna set some ai thing up to track where people go?
Bashir WILL win
charity left because she wanted my cock. shes bouncing on it charitably
>>218638126>Charity leftWelp looks like there's no reason to watch anymore.
>ruins your nontent
How much do sfx cost? I hate payfags so much
COWTENT
>>218638162Now way unless he is willing to cut his locks.
they are adding twinscam so you can follow twins, tracking who is in what room
so why'd bezo actually leave?
The days of the previous seasons kinda blend together for me. Does anyone remember specifics of what was happening and the general /ftl/ sentiment of day 3 on the previous seasons? I remember specifically that s3 everyone was hyped for famous house because it was turning out good. In s4 there was some doomposting as this was around the time jet raped jin off the show, but freddy was beggining to show his powerlevel, so it was ramping up, too.
matrix style
>>218638281no ones watches this show nigger shill
I can't fucking stand the sfx spam. It's making it borderline unwatchable.
>>218637921
Twinz done did it again, two autistic bitches for the win
Charity was such a bitch kek
If they're removed all sfx and banned any spam style tts I might consider buying a pass. And so would a lot of other people and that would come close to making up for allowing pay fags to ear rape us
how is /ourgirl/ doing today?
This past hour or two has been pretty boring desuWhere is Bam
>>218638416Sexually unfulfilled
>>218638436Getting drunk problaby
>>218638436He quit already
>>218638214Cole isn't here though
>>218638307Qrd>he was a discord groomer and a gay faggot roleplay fag on a minecraft server on which he had tons of drama with rival factions>he would dox and threaten other faggots on this server and his faggots were basically at internet war with other faggots>his rival faggots found out he was on the show and were the ones calling the police on the house non stop>he also says apparently that his family was doxxed and threatened at the same time. It was probably those same rival faggots that he's been fagging against for years>they kicked him off because he was basically just too gay and faggy. They farmed as much tts from him as they could>there wasn't a "family emergency". It was other faggots he had a faggot history with being faggots towards his faggot family>also, the tts was censored for him and they wouldn't let negative things go through on the first day, this is pretty common for every season at the start. After the police came (TWICE) they basically uncensored it and following bam calling him a fudgepacker a dozen times, tts just unloaded all of the standard faggot-aimed comments, like lol molested lol the raped your father penis penis gay faggot, (all true btw)>he was very obviously upset by this as evidenced by the change in his demeanor when it began. He probably thought that he was somehow "safe" from the majority of damage by virtue of being a discord mod>instead production shit on him on the way outThe raped
they are getting a gate because of skull hyde's yard sale
sfx spam has never been and never will be a positive for the showshits needs to fucking GO. if prod want to spam some annoying sounds when they are trying to sleep or whatever then fine but letting the paypigs send the same stupid bullshit for 4 hours straight is not good for the VIEWERS
Do you think Bam can commit to the whole six weeks?
imagine paying for this
EXHAUSTED HOUSE
>>218638641Couldn't be me. I'll admit I bought a season pass for S1 because I wanted to support MDE and I had no idea what to expect. Quickly regretted it pretty hard. Never again. Bootleg streams from now on.
>>218638641i had to go all in on $TWIN
Post >yfw you have spent $0 (zero) dollars on Fishtank
>>218638740Same, if you spent a cent after the S1 episode fiasco you're a moron.
>>218638592Never known a single discord mod that wasn't an utter degenerate. Then again i haven't known a single discord mod.
>>218638769Five seasons in a row
>>218638769I sent Josie a Chad Warden quote in S1, and she responded to it saying she loves the PS Triple. That's it though.
>>218638126Good to see Oasis have finally cracked America
Unironically how did the Wiggers pull Bam?
>natives>rez babies>autistic>raped by dad>juggalosany other retard factors?
Daily Reminder:Bloodgames > S2 > S1 > S3 > S5 > S4
>>218638946Bam said his close friends are big fans. Still not sure how they did, or why Bam agreed.
>>218639007Bam unironically loves shit like this, and being a part of production is probably a blast for him. Good thing to keep him occupied and sober.
>>218638769
>>218639033True. I think getting fucked over by Florida's mental institution system (the flordia shuffle he always ranted about in interviews a year ago or so) makes this feel like nothing.
I wonder what bams takes are on saying the n word and all the edgy chud sam hyde shit in the show
>>218639033Hi Jet IneptitudeYou're a faggotHack Blastard BitchBring back goldstrikerThis shit ass
>>218638972>bingo jittery and manic>bongo calm and aloof goofy leaderkek they really are beavis and butthead
We’re all in here>>218638045>>218638045
>>218639241soldier who kept fighting 29 years after ww2
>>218639214He doesn't care both Bam and Sam are based as fuck and you are a seething troon
goddamn JD is so fucking dumb
>>218638972ohhh that's why they look like that
>>218639214He probably would be against the n word, at the very least for public appearance reasons, but maybe he doesn't care at the point. What other chud things? He says faggot and was calling Bezo a fag on TTS repeatedly.
putting your take or lame greentext in the OP is extremely gay
>>218638592sounds gay
>>218639326calling muhammad a pedophile for one
james drake babysitting the twins like he already does
Emma is a cutie
>>218639354Is that legitimately canon in the Quran though?
production made good jobs desu
>s5fags overly praised bam for being a nice host >bam lets a contestant leave instead of driving to the house to convince her to stayBam probably would have let letty leave S1 after frank hassled her hardcore
why the fuck are these morons so eager to say their missions out loud
went to make dinner. what are the jobs?
>>218638320generally positive except season 4. everyone hated it pretty much from the start kek
>>218639391sam let cole leave
What was the twins' job?
>>218638192Darth jew and Jabba the Hutt
>>218638628its only 4 weeks
>>218639391Bam is probably busy. If he had been at the house he probably would have tried.
making them fuck with each other for their jobs is hard because it's gonna be instantly obvious that they're doing it for a job
>>218639450Make jd scold them
>>218639438no the fuck he didn't you newfaggot retardthey literally coddled him for fucking hours trying to get him to stay and even after he left asked him to cum backbam is an insufferable narcissistic drug addict that doesnt know anything about the show and is actively making this the worst fucking season
>>218639507thank
>>218639501Jet it up
>>218639214he's been in show biz almost 3 decades, I think he's pretty smart about the n word and don't find it necessary to explore while on camhe's oldschool
your move, bezojews
bam inspired me to visit a miniramp near me so i went there and ripped it up this morning before clocking in at the unemployed factory. its 85 degrees out there and im feeling good.
Reminder Sam saved letty and jon from quitting the gamethe faces of fishtankbam is not doing a great job
>>218639508you sam simps are pathetic kek
>>218638126>https://old.ppv.to/ftis this link supposed to work? is there really no alternative
... Fuck.
they need to start mumbletaxing the twins. i cant understand a word they say
>>218639438>COLE DIDNT GET KICKED, HE QUIT! WE WANT HIM BACK!>I DIDNT GROOM AND SODOMIZE A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL! SHE’S SCHIZOPHRENIC! AND I WANT HER BACK!
>>218639508He's only the host. He has no reason to give a fuck who leaves or not.
>>218639626fishtank.rip
>>218639570Nice. The farthest I ever got skateboarding was landing a pop-shuvit. I caught it mid air at a hige height though. I also used to have a great ollie. I tried dropping in on a mini ramp once though, and I couldn't fight the urge to lean back, so I ate shit. How do you do it? Do you just have to commit to forcing your body to go horizontal instead of staying vertical?
Why would it be Bam's fault, when it's Jet fault for the retarded casting choices in the first place?
>>218639581Shit fucking ass shit fucking ass shit fucking ass shit fucking ass shit fucking ass shit fucking ass sshit fuck ghfingaa ss fshiot fuck sgifndsg ass
>>218639581This season's cooked, we lost a faggot pedophile who everyone wanted gone anyway, and some old bitch no one cares about.I blame Bam for this.
>>218639627More like "Sam was holding the concept back with chud faggotry"
>suno song about Landon being a janny
>AI country song about janny landon
What's she thinking right now?
>>218639660Keep coping nigger
>>218639662Nice, thanks bro
>>218639660>he's only the hostthis is the new wigger cope, remember it
>>218639508>narcissistic you're a dumb ass who doesn't know what a narcissist is
twins already did their job
twins w
twin victory
The twins are making me very nervous with those scissors
DAMN TOUGH
>>218639664I spent many, many years skating everyday so its all second nature at this point i just put it down periodically . If you want to skate ramps, make it a priority getting real real comfortable on flat. after that slowly work your way up. its important to be super comfy on flat tho
>>218639746>>218639752>>218639753nobody cares
>>218639730Not really cope if I am putting the blame on jet himself
>you don’t like anything>except maybe each otherkek
>new sfx: Landons song
Before the season is over I want to see some Bam hijinks. Set off fireworks in the house at 4am and wake the fish up with a garden hose https://youtu.be/0k2RjV1fULE
>Postal dude TTS voice>Bozo with his trench coat>Running with Scissors bitevil vibes this season
>>218639777sam cried over charlie kirk and you simp over him lmao
>>218639391I miss Sam and Bam is nice but I want Sammy more maybe.
the twins are carrying this season hard
that twin stuff is so fucked up man
no more jd type stuff
just imagine if the twins were hot.
The twins were molested by their father who recorded them shower. Send this TTS
>>218639760dont post kids klaus
>>218639818>muslim terrorist on the show
protect these smiles
>>218639731>hasn't asked the contestants a single thing about themselves which is the entire premise of the fucking show>literally can't stop talking about himself>doesn't care if any of the fish leave which again is the premise of the showyou're a gay nigger from outer space
>>218639848literally why? what's the reason
https://youtu.be/B7BOC1X7uh8https://youtu.be/zwSfoohs0wI
>>218639700About his child
>>218639848c'mon man
Just realized James is handsome none meth Alex B
let’s go landon pickin it up
They are so retarded
>>218639760>klaus posting kids after learning the twins were raped as kids by their fatherkek are all /bant/ards like this?
i double flushed it
>>218639788HEY LITTLE BUDDY
>>218639862for le epicsauce
>>218639848id rather not get involved in that. as someone who was molested that doesnt seem like it would end up making them feel very good.
>>218639772Yeah I'm too inconsistent with skating. I was comfortable riding when I was like 10. Then I stopped skating until highschool which was my peak when I actually could ollie and ride well. Then I took a break for years and tried again and could barely ollie so I gave up. I prefer snowboarding honestly, carving snow is oddly satisfying. Hitting ramps and boxes is also surprisingly easy.
>we all had her>but TJ married her
>>218639859>>doesn't care if any of the fish leave which again is the premise of the showHe put in effort to make sure Vicky didn't leave yesterday
>>218639391Charity was not worth the hassle
dropkick landon into the dustbin of history
Retards are too stupid
Let's go Landon pick it up!
>>218638126>Blood Games is unquestionably the greatest season due to how much fun Samuel had as The Duke>Season 2 was the best official season, again due to Sam's character as The Judge>Decide to replace the Heart & Soul of the show with a narcissistic drug addict because you couldn't stop fanboyingThis will be the worst season of Fishtank and the dumb cunts at production won't even know why.Nice going hack blastard
>>218639848nah fuck off retard
None of these people are interesting. The twins being retarded is only amusing for so long, Vickie is only interesting when she's crashing out, James is just a less pathetic Brian, and everyone else could be switched out with new people and I wouldn't even notice.
ok that was funny as fuck lol
>>218639848 you send it faggot
>>218638436He felt bad for putting the bullying on Bozo and making him leave
gotta take a shit Jet, pause the stream
Jet knew 100%
when will tita cherri post about how horrifying previous seasons were
>>218639865do the twins know that edmund is watching?
jet double flushed the season
CUTE
>that's a scold>my job is donekek i love bongo
Vicky ran out of 20 kratom pills in under 24 hours..
can i get a #SCOLD status?
>>218639848If anything let Jet know so no one actually does
twins hard carrying this shit show
I get secondhand embarrassment whenever jet comes to these threads to defend himself or the production
>>218639850>>218639872I don't know or care about your namefag drama but she's from 28 years later, you would know that if you watched movies tourist faggots
they did itthey got scolded
START THE YT STREAM JET. STUPID FUCKING NIGGER
>>218639859none of that greentext is accurate, some of it completely untrue, but even if it was it wouldn't classify him as a narcissist, you're just a crybaby faggot.
I need to protect Bingo and Bongo with my life. Not for anything sexual. I want to make sure they're safe and have a good life.
this show sucks
what's bashirs job
>>218639867>hisI meant her
>Left seething while they just go do something elselmao
this is so gay. boring ass faggots
>>218639881KWAB
>>218639701 #So they just see each other naked all the time but never have sex? At all? Or do they automatically experiment and just finger and scissor each other out of curiosity once or twice? Or do they fuck frequently? Is that the same for male twins or do female twins have more sexual tension between each other? These are genuine questions fwiw
>are you threatening me?
>>218639897>Blood Games is unquestionably the greatest season due to how much fun Samuel had as The DukeBloodgames was 70% tech issues , 20% content 10% Tayleigh cryingRose tinted glasses much?
>>218639491Bongo wants to be like her father
>>218639940to make a huge mess and not have anyone think he did it on purpose
Did she just say fuck ass bob?
>>218639936>uhm you're wrong because i live in an alternate timeline or something and am a gay retardalright then
Season 3 > Season 1 > Season 4 > Season 2
DEAD SHOW.
this season needs some star power
>>218639940grand ayatollah of iran
>give the fish a bunch of jobs to fuck with eachother>they all start acting suspicious and weird as fuck around each other making it so obviouswhy are none of these idiots the slighest bit creative or subtle
>>218639940make a big mess that the janitor will have to clean up without anyone accusing him of doing it on purpose
>WE LIKE COLE>BUT STOP ACTING LIKE COLEDid Jet not understand how contradictory these statements are or was the nitrous doing the thinking again
>>218639937Bongo is alright bingo on another hand seems helpless in this cruel cruel world
>you will never have a molested retard pair of twins cutely be incompetent at making you upset with themwhy even live
We all just hope the twins have a wonderful life.
>>218639949>Rose tinted glasses much?of course, but no it was the best
>>218639848bro what the fuck is your problem?? as an autistic empath i feel a strong need to protect these ugly mongoloids that i found out about less than 72 hours ago - FUCK YOOOOUUU LEAVE /MYGIRLS/ ALONE >:(
>>218639940Be a muslim in a european country
Can I get a full release of Landon's Theme?
>>218639958Season 3 freaks need to kill themselves
>>218639958I agree
>>218639949and it still managed to be the best seasonfaggot much ?
>>218638412spam is half their revenue
>>218639897>>Season 2 was the best official seasonkek. you bantfags need to let it go.
>>218639848wow epic roast hahaha you were molested as a vulnerable child kill yourself faggot
hair status: cut
How were these the best fish they could find? Literally no other auditions were better than this? No one else was better than JD?
El estanque better
>>218639947This poster typed all that as he imagined 2 nine year olds btw
>>218639947they were 9. Siblings sometimes shower together, or bathe together or whatever when they're young. but especially twins. Not everything is sexual, freak
>>218639997sorry it was the best and had actual effort put into it
>>218639958we are never topping famous house
>>218639932>currently watching chudslop livestream
>>218639990HIMOTHY
>>218639958S3>S4>S2>S1>S5Dead show. Stream is literally not on
9 year old sisters bathing together is normal. A dad video taping them is totally justifiable to kill that guy. I had a friend whose meth head truck driver birth dad did stuff like that to his siblings. He went to prison for a very long time
landon bit
Jet should bring in chad twin males to mog the retard twins
>>218639921>it's a plant broso is the poppy blant you absolute fucking retardedhow dumb do you have to be to use that excuse in 2026 and after watching all seasons of fishtank without being ironic/trolling
>>218639970it only works when its the host giving secret missions instead of publicly telling people are doing their jobs
Season 2 Day 3 mid-afternoon
>>218639858no bash them in the face with a baseball bat
this landon shit is the most nontent trash they've ever forced
>>218639970it drives me insane
why didn't they just hide the scissors
>>218640009I feel like bam was apart of the process and we have what you see. Stupid gay baby bullshit
>>218640009jet's barometer for judging people is dogshit and they definitely rejected some real gems
Scrub it all up with the suuuuuuds
>>218639990i like the subtle edit you made to each one kek
>>218639679this
kek everytime somebody says "S2 was the best", it's always an unsubtle invitation to join their /bant/ cult narrative and be one of them. Shan't be falling for it.
>not even point cutting the hair after trimming itself-barbers...
Jet, give them an emo makeover
>>218640029>s4 that high
SCRUBADUBDUB BOY CLEAN IT UP
>>218639664You have to STOMP the front of that board to overcome the lean back and eat shit. Good luck my nigga
>production told me to cut your hairgive this guy permanent store duty.
Famous House 2 Stars moogle
do you think their dad sold the videos on the dark web?
>>218639958season 1 was not as good as you retards make it out to be. you're all just obsessed with the contestants and think they're your friends
>>218639958S2>S4>S1>S3
The twins situation is making me sad. As someone who was raped as a kid by a family member I hope Jet stops any TTS about that.
JD shouldn't get paid for this he's doing awful
>>218639958S3 was the peak of Fishtank. The Famous House gaslight will never be replicated and they'll never find anyone like Burt or Alex B ever again.
so freddy is arriving today right?
>>218639979
>>218640015didn't imagine anything but a teenage female buddy of mine who lost her virginity in a lesbo-way with her friends (no joke)
Protect the twins from the cruelty and indifference of the world
>can I cut your hair>i dont know bro >just one inch bro>i don't know I guess one inch isn't that bad bro>yeah man let me just cut an inch off bro>yeah bro just one inch>yeah let me cut one inchWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAY SHITTTTTTTTTTT RAPE EACH OTHER ALREADY
>>218639627>3 DAYS PASSED>BRO WE'RE DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB, WE'RE SO GOOD, IM SO GOOD ER I MEAN JET SO GOODThis nigga actually fucking crashing out
the only good season of fishtank is 3.this is beyond fucking boring how are they this bad at selecting a cast?
>>218640054If this was the case, season 3 and 4 wouldn't have been the best. Literally nothing jet neptroon can do will ever top famous house reveal.
Landon is insultingly passive
the vibes are in sewer. this is the worst its ever been on a sub day 5
Landon's got kind of a retard drawl
>>218640079This. They should remove them from the show
>>218640068>production told me to do it
bongo's neck is going to be itchy
>>218640084I could not be any less parasocial I dont pay attention to fishtank or the fish outside of when the main seasons are airing
>>218640041>summer having a mental break while meg does the one thing she did all seasonWe have to go back.
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>218639918Drake is so hot right now
You now remember Payton shaving her pubes for the hair cutting challenge
>>218640084>S3 was the peak of FishtankThe peak of television.
>>218639921That's not a crazy amount, it takes a lot of kratom to get any effects even if you have no tolerance. Unless it's those synthetic 7ohm pills then it would be crazy
>>218640090Yes with direnc
>>218640052didnt make a single edit, but ok
>"I just need an inch">takes 3
JD is delilah and Landon is Samson
Landon loves cleanin' it up!
Gayzo the pedo. Worse than lubecooch
>>218640115was meant for>>218640075
if I were lando I'd just drop my pants and told him to cut my pubes
friendtank won
>>218640076We're posting best to worst not the opposite but you do you ya dyslexic bastard!
>>218640125I do remember. I remember vividly
If JD cut off a giant portion of Landon's hair I'd endorse him
S2 making content for production vibes
>>218640012El estanque esta mucho mejor
>>218640125good woman
>>218640084This, sadly.
>post yfw you have never given Jet and Sam a single penny
>>218640125Payton was a better fish than people would lead you to believe
they have barely been here for 48 hours and it feels like the buttcrack of week 3
>>218640084Fax
>>218640125>you now remember Sam freaking out on TJ for cutting his hair before the women and ruining his epic plan
>bozo fans15 year olds and his gay discord pals>anissa fansbit of a mystery here
bezo is already out ?? what happened
These ratings are objective btw
>Having more of an issue with a haircut than the womenLandon sucks
>>218640166>payton isn't conte-
LANDON LOVES CLEANIN IT UUUUUPPPP
>>218640094*lesbo 4-way
>>218640009according to jet, this was the "most normal" of their auditions>>218640049also this. remember the making-of thing they released for S2 with jet sitting there laughing to himself about megan's audition tape while everybody else hastily does the technical preparations last minute? this fat retard legitimately thought that a phlegmatic fat chick going on roblox with a goldstriker skin and bullying children while spamming nigger and then getting banned would somehow translate into an interesting reality show contestant
>>218640179Gay discord ops.
>>218640068>>218640109in his defense what other possible reason would he have to cut their fucking hair?"production told me to" is bad when it's something that he could do by himself
>>218640164
>>218640145every fucking season
footslut Emma
>production hands out secret jobs>I need hairAnd people are mad at him for name dropping production. Yeah it clearly is production
>>218639948IM BINGOHOLIO
I'm employedtwo people have left while I was away>Are they still doing the elimination tomorrow?
>>218640176>>anissa fans>bit of a mystery heremilf gooners
>>218640176>>anissa fans>bit of a mystery hereI like her because she seems like a dumb version of Morticia Addams
>>218639970It's ok with them not being subtle but they have to think about each task and figure this shit out. Like how stupid do you have to be to tell someone to go around cutting people's hair but the guy has to pretend like it's not a task? It doesn't make sense. He should have been told to be the barber for the day, make it obvious that it's his task. His real task would be to get as much hair as possible and get a point for each person who let him cut hair. The task isn't to be some epin secret barber but to test how persuasive you can be.The twin task is good. Obviously they were tasked to fuck with JD but getting a ''scolding'' is a very specific thing to get that isn't guaranteed.
why is vicky still carrying her shit?
HELL YEAH BROTHER VACUUM STREAMA FISHTANK CLASSIC
>>218640184what kind of rating system is this? what does being 6110 mean
Return of our favorite fishThe vacuum
why isn't james drake babysitting yet
Production told me you have to eat my poop.
>>218640179He got trolled so hard he quit
> HEY LITTLE BUDDY
>>218640191If only the 4chan jannies had his work ethic
>>218640187hes incredibly autistic, probably still less of a retard than you though
>>218640029Stream has been up for hours
>vacuum + bad AI slop musicclassic jet
>>218639934playlist has it
>>218640184weak b8
hair cake when
cute james drake organizing the twins markers.
>>218640060Hold the piercings (at least the septum) and it's a definite yes.
>>218640220season 5 and they still can't invest into a silent vacuum
>>218640049
>>218640190
who else got molested here by one of their siblings ? molested niggas rise up !!!!
the gay fag is a sociopathhe cut like 1.5-2 inches off the retard's hair after she told him to just cut it straight, and not to cut an inch
landon loves cleeeeeanin it uuuuuuuup
>season 5>wiggers still cant manage to keep the cameras online
guys please don’t scare the twins away i’m incredibly lonely and i need them to stream after this so i can watch them everyday for the next 2 years and send them quirky messages like a girl
how is james doing bad at his job
What is everyone's challenge?
>>218639883bitch got passed around on bloodgames
if you wouldn't fuck james you're a fag
>>218640145>the gay minecraft playing discord mod is a pedowow! who could have seen this coming? great casting from jet and ab!
>paying the janitorJet has your time on this website taught you nothing?
starting to like bashir desu
start season 6 already dude. we learned a lot its time to move on.
>>218640223The twins aren't very interested in him. They like big fat ugly guys
>>218640239AI is the future grandpa, keep seething.
>name is jet>makes you vacuum neptunian
>>218640221Based on their attraction & perceived efforts put into the show>>218640245Make one yourself if ur not happy
>>218640221Anon...nta, but 6/10 (six out of ten)
>>218640184>21/0Are you retarded? That's undefined. >RUB A DUB DUB BHOY
>>218640195Drake managed to trick Bam in to thinking he was an amateur skater trying to learn after telling him he'd never skated in the interview before.He could wait a few hours then spin a story of cutting peoples hair back home, like a thinking person.
JAMES DRAKE GONNA FUCK ANISSA
Emma is SEETHING with jealousy kek
>>218640263Jet said they were installing a gate(?) and one of the workers cut their fiber.
James Drake is a real man
>HEY LITTLE BUDDY
james drake and anisa are cute
love and life
>>218640256is was their dad you dyslexic faggot
>>218640009Seasons 2 and 4 they were literally all fans of the show, except JC. The only good casting was season 3.
>>218640258laughing at how autistic this post is
>>218640267gaymaxxxing and nontentmaxxxing
>let's make a season full of normies...it'll be funny!>most boring season of all timePeople only tune in for the mentally ill e-girls and the schizo and autistic men. What was he thinking?
James is so effortlesly cool
>>218640281You’re saying I have a chance?
>>218640239>wahh wahhh I hate le ai slopShut the fuck up you nigger
James Drake and Anissa adopting the twins and living happily ever after
Fishtank Season 5 OST - ~Landon's Theme~
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James Drake will have sex with every single person in that house
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'LL DO TO YOU IN HERE. THEY'LL LITERALLY MAKE YOU VACUUM ALL DAY
So is the elimination cancelled or what?these niggas are a lil too happy
>>218640281he's like the only one they consistently talk to
I want to watch James Drake have passionate sex with Anisa
>>218640255rytard my beloved
>Sam isnt around anymore to demand the contestants vomit for his sick amusement BEST SEASON EVER
>>218640283Forgot to add in my previous post, i'm a kissless virgin.
>>218640281>big fat ugly guysI'm in
>>218640256Me and my cousin experimented sexually when were were like 8-10, he sucked my dick, grew up to be a full blown fag and I grew up to jerk off to futanari
can we stop trying to make landon a thing.
>>218640254Wtf is this thing
JET YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I KNOW YOURE MONITORING THE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!OVERWATCH DROPPED 5 HEROES AT ONCE AND IT SAVED THEIR GAMEBRING IN 5 CONTESTANTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>218639848Damn the responses to this are sensitive! Raped bitches in the thread!
>>218640328Hey Jimmy I hope you fall in the boiler
WHEN DOES THE CONTENT START THIS FUCKNG SUCKS
Your job for the day: scrub all the black mold of the walls.
>>218640125She was willing to smoke a pack of cigarettes during the vomit olympics. she gave it her all
guy who complains all day about how horrible the show is but still watches
I WANT TO WATCH JAMES DRAKE FUCK THE TWINS!!!
>>218640316James should've been chatting it up with Jeremy Gold at the Famous House (but Jet is fucking incompetent)
>>218640066Thanks. I still imagine faceplanting or something but I guess I just have to commit. Regardless, I've moved out to the sticks since then, so I don't really have anywhere to skate. I didn't bring my old ass board with me either. Speaking of boards, back in my day, everyone seemed to ride a 7.5, so I chose a 7.75 because I have decently big feet. Nowadays though it seems everyone rides 8-8.5. What's the deal with that change?
>>218640362kill yourself OWtard
>>218640331it should be since two people quit but jet is a retard so probably not
>>218640338bashir doesnt know his wigger potential
>>218640237Not on YT>>218640240Nope
>>218640314Imagine how retarded you have to be if these people seem normal to you
>last thing he said to me was "i wanna go fast... like ricky bobby">next time i saw him he was in the hospital and he looked like darth vaderday 6 of S3 btw
Vicky is mtf. T. Knower
>>218640375yeah man the names klaus
>>218640281im gonna make it bros
Landon broke the vacuum. Awful janitor.
guy who spams s3 pics because he wants attention
most life and light season yet
>>218640351Fuck toy
James is a healthy organism.
>>218640310freddy didn't know the show
>>218640389PPV is in the OP. It's the only site you should be using anyway.
>>218640389I'm watching it on the playlist right now
they fucking NEED to stir the pot. shit is boring as fuck. by this point in season 4 Freddy was yelling at the TTS denying domestic abuse and Rachel was rummaging. DO SOMETHING.
>>218640365the alpha male and alpha female do their mating ritual
>>218640009They cast people that >Jet wants to fuck>Glaze Jet In the Discord>Some rare gems that they stumble upon accidently by virtue of having enough of an internet presence Remember that Jet unironically cast Seth
>>218640403he's used to commercial grade equipment not his fault
>>218640281That's Bongo. Bingo is assexual.
>>218640365How does he do that so good?
>>218640145This is literally fucking nothing. We already knew he was a terminally online dramafag. This is a bigger nothingburger than the Simmons book
>>218640365based himothy fucking all the abuleas in the tank
>>218640375yeah that's why im here
this is just friend tank. there's no real conflict or steaks here. wtf jet
I’ll adopt the twins after the season ends. I’m a millionaire and I can care for them.
>>218640365
>HAHAHA NOW PAY THEM TO HOOVERjesus christ
>>218640362This, but production is retarded. They had more than enough good auditions. Why would they not have people on standby. Why even include nontent people in the cast, just stack it with strong personalities.
artificial feathers dont exist. they simply dont have the technology
>>218640293I'm sorry to say it anon but you are socially retarded if you think they would have any reason to let him cut their hair with normal scissorseven if he had an entire hairdresser's kit I doubt anyone would go "Yeah go ahead I wanted to get a cut actually"
>>218640328at least they got some fresh air yesterday or else they'd be fucked
>>218640427bongo has offered bingo twice as a package deal
>>218640410
>>218640427They are a package deal my friend
Insider here, One of the twins was born intersex the other is biologically female. Yes they have HIV but not how you expect them to get it. You never heard this from me-Anonymous
>>218640422Wigger seth was great tho
Landon really does love cleaning it up
>>218640439Based
>>218640446You've never had a female friend.
>>218640364rent free
>>218640363ikr i had no idea, i don’t like being around people that were touched
Apologize to S4
>>218640202Imagine sitting next to her at a bar while she's wearing this dress. She just got dumped, stood up or shit whatever... You offer her a drink, see her loosing up a little and you go for a couple more. First she starts wiggling her leg like this, then she starts rubbing it against yours. Soon her foot is massaging your crotch. You catch it with one hand, stick it in your mouth, and you move your other hand to her pussy and feel how she's drenched...
>>218640375actually i complain all day about how horrible the show is but don't watch and just post in the threads instead
>>218640355making nontent retards a thing is funny, look at ian. pushing people like emma, anissa, and ellie types suck.
>>218640448She learned from their father that they’re a package deal.
>>218640208>I AM BINGBONGIO>I NEED SCISSORS FOR MY BUNGHOLE
>>218640414You're not>>218640413I'm not watching at a computer nigger. I can't sit for six hours. That's crazy.
I'm starting to miss S4
any JD updates
>>218640435>steaks
First time checking threads this season, any wardrobe malfunctions or sexy pics that Twitter people wouldnt post? Havent seen anything lewd yet
>>218640474grim
>>218640471never
>>218640471no
wholesome friendtank with drake and twins :)
now that the dust has settled, can we all agree the tank is missing something?
>>218640483
what's jd's job anyways?
>>218640494>>218640497you will
>>218640483>being a hipster for a niche alt-right reality livestream showGrim. Get it together
the fuck is vicky doin with a backpack
Not gonna lie, former Landon watcher here. This is fucking hilarious watching Landon crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the bullet. Protect the twins!
>>218638416God I wish I was that vape
>>218640480You can access ppv from your phone, you stupid nigger
AI music is this good now?
>>218640435the conflicts and stakes of "famous house "
>>218640486Yeah Jet you may have heard of them before, it's a little something writes use, giving their characters stakes and potatoes.
WHICH TWIN IS DRAKE GOING TO FUCK FIRST?
>>218640418That was premature though retard
>>218640483I want to see aryeh debate spongetheory with the twins
>>218640483They deserved a real season.
>>218640480>I'm not watching at a computerI'm not either, I have it on my phone in the background while I work. Idk what you want if not a solution
>>218640480>You're not
>>218640483nigga misses crazy taco
elon bust? the cumtown reuploader?
anyone clipped Emma walking into the confessionalFUCK THAT OUTFIT IS HOT
Emma mogs
>>218640527Bingo while Bongo licks his asshole
>>218640459i dont think their sister would joke about it like that unless they were born with it
>>218640471nobody from S4 deserves an apology except freddy, who apparently needs people to beg jet to give him an actual season
why is there no youtube stream and 80% of the cams are down on the site
>the ai characters you erp withJet knows about Janitor AI?
>>218640365>>218640202footslut tank
emma slutted out so fast
>>218640491the are zero (0) goonable girls this season
>>218640506
Emma is doing something to me, she's quite expressive
Emma's getting too comfortable and is liking the simp attention too much. Get a real hot girl in the tank to make her jealous.
i can't believe i'm creating a folder called ftl5. it's been so long since this shitstarted lol. also i wann fuck emma
>>218640516Look you lazy nigger. I watch on my TV while I work out, clean my house, water my plants, make dinner, etc. I'm not sitting on my ass squinting at a phone or sitting at a computer desk for hours. Get it through your lazy nigger faggot skull.
I can't believe Drake is fucking this babysitter job up
>>218640491Jimmy's dog made a brief appearance and to tell you the truth, I see why he fucks it
>>218640470Now I know why fishtank fans are the way they are. Molested ass bitches
>>218640478kek nice
https://x.com/r_yayofficial/status/2033877930040836392What is wrong with this kike?
>>218640564you mean any of the 50 billion AI character websites?
>>218640421kek
>>218640564of course he posts here>LUSYCHAT.AI CHADS RISE UP
>>218640561Imagine freddy seething at not being brought back for the season Bam's hosting.
Wow great insight Jet
>>218640277I would like him if he wasn't a slime
Why are they calling emma a coalburner
Thank you Daddy Elon
goranian cinematography
/ftl/ has been calling JD white simal for days glad Jet caught up
>>218640530she rummaged for like 5 days straight. it was awesome. Rachel on her own in her room was more entertaining than all of these mongs.
is jet going to elaborate or.....
>>218640502He was a shit stirrer. I liked him for that.
>they're just now getting to the thread from last night where somebody said JD was a white simbal
>>218640012Brown hands typed this
jd is a white simbal
>>218640607Because she burns coal
>>218640561Freddy alone mogs this entire cast
important production interjection
anissa and emma simping is going to get insufferable and theyll be top 5 without a doubt too
If anyone is like simabl its Bashir. Both have that 3rd worlder smugness.
jet neptune with a joke
HEY LITTLE BUDDY HOWS IT GOING TODAY?LANDON IS YOUR NAMESCRUBA DUB DUB LANDON CLEAN IT UPOR THAT STAIN IS JUST GONNA STAY
"JD is a white symbol" - Jet Neptune
ICK AND ICKO
>>218640471fuck off
>>218640622Grim
>>218640612<3
>>218640612best body in the house btw.well, after james of course
James fucking up the easiest job ever
S5 when 2 people left before the actual elimination
>>218640632
>>218640612>skinny>long legs>stockingsoh lawd
emma did something to my penis when she read that
>>218640623But someone needs to punish freedy and keep the autist quotient high. >FREDDY AND ARYAH WALK INTO THE HOUSE.
>>218640612sway
>>218638126Good god, what a terribly long day. If nothing else will treat me right, it's nice to come home and see an OP with Bingo and her twin sister in it, let alone, an edition revolving around them.So what's the QRD on today? What have I missed since the fat cunt's manic episode last night? Is Bingo and her twin sister okay, and is there anything that suggests they might be up for elimination? I started to get a bad feeling about that Emma bitch last night.
i like this cast a lot
>>218640561Freddy is an unhealthy diseased organism.
these retards just now saw the post about JD being white Simbal. he isn't even anything like Simbal so you know they just saw that post
the queen is live opening up pokemon toys from burger king?!!!!
YOU'RE BLOWING IT JET MAKE THE SHOW GOOD RIGHT NOW
is JD really a white simbal?
>>218640607le epic mde humor
It seems like everybody thinks JD is White Simbal for different reasons
Legbros eating good
Drake trying to hold Emma’s hands after dancing with Anna this could be good he might incite some jealousy
Here's a game they can play today Jet...
this season sucks
ban sfx forever
>>218640563Fiber connection is down
>>218640652Maybe he's trying to be subtle about it unlike the other dumb fucks
>>218640671who gives a fuck
>>218640655this should be in a blade runner 2048 edit
everyone's too normie
>>218640656She does have a certain Harley Quinn appeal>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>218640537direnc is so ugly holy fuck bro
>>218640597I don't know of many that aren't paywalled. Janitor AI has bots made by users with specific scenarios. They're not all coomer shit wither, but it's like 99% coomer shit. It's funny to fuck around with and type shit like *uses magic to make [bot] hate niggers*. I had a whole RP where I just went around killing random niggers while the bot cheered me on and called the subhuman welfare trash. I wonder if Janitor AI is pozzed yet though and has safeguards for that now.
>>218640694Yet you are still here posting...curious
>>218640630How did you edit this? Which (AI) tool exactly?
Without Sam there to ruin things maybe Cole has a chance to come back. That would break the Fishtank universe I think
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to friendtank
THEY'RE PLAYING NINJA NEXT IS SWORDS AND HANGMAN
Is the Indian robot lady not gonna be a recurring bit?
>>218640680not a single aspect of him is anything like simbal
>>218640682A normie libtard like you wouldnt understand what it takes to save the west.
I still think Bingo is more attractive than Emma.
>>218640704Sex slave
>>218640723Cole and Smaack linked up?!
FUCKING DO SOMETHING YOU LOSERS
can we get poop mustard going
>>218640730they tried earlier but the internet is too fucked.
rimslut bongo
>>218640712yeah but you know she will suck your dick if you simply pull it out in front of her
:)
>>218640739can you please get better at baiting
>>218640730I hope not it's stupid
liquor them up
where is SAM?! I want him to walk in, ruin the mood, and force everyone to do a challenge that involves vomiting while acting as though he has any moral superiority over everyone!!!!
>>218639508RetardThe xbox was not coddlingIt was a play deliberately meant to turn the others against him as part of the rich vs. Poor storyline they were setting upThey kicked him off the show. Ben literally came up and told him, "your replacement is here, time to go"Retard
FUCK AROUND.____ ____!
I just realized there's no fishbucks this season. So, if they lose they get nothing
she's basedjaking because she got a snorlax!!!!!
emma fucks black guys... its over
armpit bros i just caught a glance at emmas pits and it's looking pretty grim, sell now
where's the poop?
>>218640771I'm sorry I'll do better going forward
did anything happen
>>218640537normie tank was shit
>>218639627Legitimately every single season of fishtank has been great, even bloodgames. You niggers are spoiled because its objectively the best reality show ever made (production being retards and ruining the show is also funny). Like just skip a day or two if it gets bad. Or just watch the youtube recap on a boring day. I pirated the big brother show Luke from season 3 was in. It was unwatchable compared to fishtank, and that shits edited.
>>218640761you just know
It's funny till it ain't funny no more
>>218640793Why the fuck would anything happen
>>218640793landon cleaned
Emma fucks NOGSE-e-e-e-emma fucks NOGS
new>>218640808>>218640808>>218640808
>>218640784DOOD! FUCKIN' SNORLAX!
>>218640623fred sucks
>>218640803ping me when it gets funny, kay, thanks
>>218640784Do you think she basedjak's during sex?
>>218640782they should make the shop money be worth something once they get off the show.something like $1 inside is $5 outside. so if kratom addict blows $20 on kratom its like losing $100
>>218640770>your buddies ugly smoker mom that has 10 cats with no names but tries making an attempt to look nice at your graduation
>>218640782also removes one of the fun parts of the freeloaders, that being their ability to take all the extra money from the fish
>>218640771He's right though, you dont know.
Bashir knows how to play ninja really good because he went to Japan
>>218640836Fuck you, Victoria looks really nice.
>>218640775a sam impersonator doing this would be pretty fun desu
>>218640717none of the sites use their own language models, they just serve free deepseek (or a shitter model)they only put on safeguards when payment networks threaten themsillytavern is the solution to that problem
>>218640859looks like zoomer drug addict lois from malcolm in the middle
>>218640871This idea is actually gold. He should be really bad at it, Greg could do it.
>>218640908She's really pretty, stop it
>>218640871does a sam impersonator even exist lmao, if so GET HIM ON NOW!!!!
bashir has such scumbag energy, like if the going gets shit he'll only be out to save himself but try and cover his tracks using his smarmy grin, he might win..
>TTS goes off>Jet pans the camera over to the speakerThis dude has never worked a camera before has he
>>218640504He builds robots
