Designer baby edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- Dinner and a show soon (harpist)-- Angie, Jobe and Zake said they're coming to the S5 house, but maybe they're trolling... https://x.com/thezacinthehat/status/2034027501295436212-- The twins said they lived apart for a year and got "weaker and more depressed" and that they "have more neanderthal DNA than normal humans." Jet proved they have psychic powers, although they didn't know his name-- Charity quit because she didn't trust the people in the house...-- Wednesday elimination: fish with top STOX chooses who goes home!>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://old.ppv.to/fthttps://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://classic.fishtank.live/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosDon't split threads, new bakes happen at 140 images, new baker is only needed if image limit is hit (150). Don't post in early threads. Kiwifarms faggots spam threads with irrelevant thumbnails to get us banned from /tv/Previous: >>218644628 >218646738
>>218647605kek based op pic
bam is herer
BAM IT UP
>these people haven't had fresh air for 3 fuckin days
NO FRESH AIR
this is the EXACT MOMENT i started hating that fuckface faggot JD https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773790178566719.mp4
>dinner and a showWeren't they planning something like this in s4?
NO FRESH AIR. NO LONG PUZZLES.
>Hey you kids remember Jackass? >You were born after the sequels?>You haven't even seen the ones I'm in?
>Harp performance begins>It's a cover of Landon's cleanup song
Pajeet tank. Poopskins get in here!!!
>>218647884shut up retard.
>Splitting threadsyou know its over
I'm posting I'm both threads I'm based lol
>>218648118
how much would you pay to get trampled by emma?
all of the female contestants are ugly this seasonAnissa's ok I guess
Bam hasnt been irony poisoned and it's delightful
New favorite cap of the season
why aren't they going up to the harp with scissors and cutting all the strings
Bam needs to stfu when Bach is on
Take the friendpill
stop talking during the harp performance please
It's truly a prestigious and elegant night in the tank
ARTIST BROS POST YOUR FACES RIGHT NOW
I feel bad for the anon whos whole family was raped by a harp
I didnt grow up with jackass so i dont care for some boomer washed up druggie like bam like all the bam and freddy selfinserters
landon's TJ chungus self-improvement arc has started
why are they all not puking right now
>>218649170Cause that would be a crime, retard.
>>218647870>Why does it smell like Rachel
wetard tramplin
>You never tried fresh air?
eat enough potatoes and you start lookin like a potato
I've been a vicky and bashir stan since day 1 fuck you
get landon some strumstomming or whatever it is
>>218648868i'm sending this to her as soon as she gets out, god i hope she does it irl
This is actually unwatchable rn.
he's tall but hasn't had a single vitamin in his life
emma mogs
>>218649189calmly enjoying the harp music
OK NOW LETS SMASH THE HARP INTO PIECES
CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT
When does Freddy show up for the percussive accompaniment?
Elton John based gay
>>218649190kek
GET THE DIAPERS OUT RIGHT NOW
Get the harp player to play HIM
bams doing an amazing fucking job they should replace sam in the Sam Hyde show
>>218649164I can't even hate his Gen X ass. He's the only one enjoying Fishtank.
...
>>218649189
ELTON JOHNLION KING
why isn't the harp smeared with poop?
this show is fucking deadpack it up Jet
>simping for Gorans new cocksleeve
>>218649200
>>218649170because they are expensive
bam is so natural charismatic
>banana is too exoticI love bam
all the women are duds (I don't consider the twins women)
CAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT
BAM IS SLOWLY COMING BACKBAM IS SLOWLY COMING BACKBAM IS SLOWLY COMING BACKBAM IS SLOWLY COMING BACK
CAAAAAN YOU FEEEEEL THE LOOOOOVE TONIIIIIGHT
>>218649219Does Scott actually shitpost in here?
bam really loves strawberry's
>Not taking Emma by the hand and slow dancing to Can You Feel The Love Tonight
BingoBongo LARPers just letting emma simps take over the thread
Why are all s5fags so woke and performative about being liberal
I can feel the love 2nite :D
sam has brainwashed /ftl/ so bad they can't handle anything where the vibes are to good
>Songs changing as the harpist calculates the room's IQ
>>218649215Yeah you have to listen while posting here
can you feel the love tonight \ftl\?
>>218649164ASK THEM ABOUT DRAG KIDS
>>218649245He's not going to goon drake, is he?
>bam can't go anywhere without someone offering him strawberry shortcake
>>218649237making love with vicky on the floor in front of everyone while the harpist plays
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773792061521738.mp4
>>218649204Da fuq? Real??
>>218649270lmao
>>218649219calm.
LOVE this music btw.
>here comes the sun>can you fgeel the love tonightdo you think she consciously made the diecisiopn to disengage from the sophisticated classical shit and just give them the plebtunes>ok google give me harp sheet music for songs suitable for a bunch of fucking retards
>>218649261yes
>never eaten a strawberry>never eaten a chicken sandwich>never eaten fucking literally anythinglmaoWhat does he eat? fucking bread with margarine?
>cue airsoft fatty coming inis this where the gangbang is?!?
s3fags & s4fags will try to convince you this isn't incredible content
>>218649263It reminds him of strawberry fields...
NO FRESH AIR7 BEDSNO IDIOT BOXNO STRAWBERRIES
Why am I watching this show?
I hate to admit it but friendhouse/comfytank is way more enjoyableHellhouse is satanic
WHY AREN'T THEY PISSING ON THE FLOOR??
CAAAAAAN YOU FEEEEEL
what does this nigga do for a living? turn pages of sheet music?
>>218649257I hope this results in bam lighting fireworks in a trashcan in their bedroom at 4am like he did to his parents >>218649270Great observation lmao
Goddamn Bam is such an improvement as a host it's not even an argument.
>>218649261He can’t figure out captcha
miss emma may I have this dance?
>Fuck it they're retards just play that lion king song
what is he thinkin about?
OH MANNNNN YOU'VE NEVER HAD A STRAWBERRY THAT'S HILARIOUS SOME FRESH AIR, FRESH FRUIT MAN LANDON YOU'RE WILD
>>218649269>watching people having a good time eating food is content
>>218649288>diecisiopn
>>218649305I don't know myself and here I am
>>218649269Funny how all Jews revert to demoralizing. Almost as if it's part of their core. He's not a Christian btw
>>218649305Because you’re gay
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773792449626493.webm
>>218649327lmao
this is why i watch fishtank
I really hope bam stays
> Time makes you bolder, even children get older and im older toooo
What do we think of the S5 house?
vibes are astronomical
No
>>218649305
>>218649313Why did you ever watch this show in the first place? It was literally advertised as hell house.
do you think they take requests? i'm getting major final fantasy vibes from these tunes. i would love to hears something from final fantasy 9 or 6
>>218649302NO PUZZLES>>218649306What you dont miss the "pretend to be retarded/disabled" challenges?
mfw someone doesn't like fruit
>>218649267Why are you a fat disgusting unhygienic chud that no one likes?
Enter Sam Hyde
>>218649294Cheese, cheese fries and cheese sandwiches
>>218649323KWAB. I'll admit the captcha system is weird, but it's easy as fuck once you take a single minute to get used to it.
>>218649332I'm eating a fucking sandwich nigger, I've got to reach over my plate to get to the keyboard, it's an awkward position
>>218649269Good vibes mean nothing if there isnt a chaotic balance to itThis would be neptunian if the house was a mess like after the drunk piece of shit challenge. This early, it's just a harp with people hanging out. It feels empty and not like fishtank. I'm not saying I want full poopoopeepee hell house. Half the fish are literally just sitting down saying nothing right now.
>>218649274I am reaching a genuinely emotional status seeing wholesome friendtank, Bam happy, Vicky smiling and this delightful music, I’m so fucking glad Bezo isn’t here to try and troll the harpist
>>218649270yeah what songs is she playing? I feel like it went to disney songs or something
>>218649305It's what brown zoomers do..
Sam would be working out right now in the middle of the room ruining the vibe
>AND THEN... !!!!! THEY STARTED MAKING FUN OF HIM FOR HIS EATING HABITS MUAHAHAHA!!!!!
THEY MADE THE TWINS CRYDAMN YOU HARPIST!!!!
why doesn't this feel like fishtank anymore? it's not because sam isn't here. this seems to be a whole new show with jet's streamerhouse blueprint
>>218649321he brings a human element that Sam didn't give a fuck aboutunless you were working out with him, he would get bored as fuck and smash something
no cap that string thing slaps
The harp through the shitty camera audio would be actually enjoyable to listen to if these retards werent screeching about strawberries and cheese fries
>>218649352cherubic
Landon only eats chickie nuggets and mac and cheese
>>218649204grok?... Did she really do this?...
>Bam actually enjoys hostingIt's a nice change but Sam causing uneasy tension or downright fear whenever he was around had it's own merits too
>can you feel the love playing on a harp while bam margera laughs at an autist’s list of food he’s never eatenit’s kino
>>218649370is he okay
Landonhaters........WE ARE LOSING!!!!!
>>218649261yes he browsed the threads during the off season
When do we switch to the other house in famous neighborhood this season?
>>218649269if i wanted good vibes i'd watch blue clues nigga
>>218649326I believe in you nigga. You got this
>Landon never had-send in frank i'm bored
>>218649269>brainwashed /ftl/>posting on a bot spam generalfound the newfag
>>218649367Look, I'm a Culver's enjoyer myself. But God damn dude. Their burgers and fries hit.
>>218649237Varg?!
>>218649294A man can consist off of chicken tendies alone.
>>218649300 I can't tell if this is irony or not anymore with the people here
bam doubters = vindicated
>>218649301>that time Cole was seething at Klaus so hard he accidentally posted his gay dead dog in the thread
>>218649402never seen this mentioned before
THROW. POOP.
Bingo can Landon my cock. I sure wouldn't be complaining!
>>218649280now we're fucking talking
>>218649267This show attracts a lot of troons
THIS FISH NEVER HAD... STRAWBERRIES??? That'll be 10$ please!
>>218649367To be fair he's a Wisconsinite so it at least makes sense
>landonfags will start hating bam because he's making fun of their wholesome chungus
>>218649352having the time of his life
>>218649419The harps tones have stilled the beast
why are they doing that
>*silence*>I've never eaten a raspberry...this one "ripping on Landon for being autistic" bit is already better than the entirety of season 4, and 3 as well maybe
dark triad JD won't cut up the harp and nuke the vibes because why exactly........?
>LANDON YOU NEED TO RAPE THE LIBTARD HARPIST OR WE'RE KICKING YOU OFF THE SHOW
>>218649419The Angels of /ftl/.
They're crying remembering childhood.
>>218649424he’s been great every time he’s appeared
>>218649407>beefy greenbean casserole mentioned
landon is shining bright like a diamond tonight...he is the bell of the ball, one could say
Frolicking through soft shrubbery to see Bam overdose on whippets
>>218649425RIP the gay dead dog.
ITS SO KINO BRO
When does the poop torture rape show start?
can they keep this up for 30 days?!?are we no longer dealing with poophouse/eviction/sitting around all day tank?
>>218649329>should have never gone to that island...
fishtank has no right to be this comfy
*door opens under the harpist and she falls into a snake pit*
They should have Landon try Indian food.
the twins fucking suck so much its unreal
>>218649340faggot cole's most kino moment
>>218649440cartoon braineda harp starts playing and they immediately fall asleep
these scumfucks have no respect for the talented harpist lady
Ave Maria. Good song.
>>218649329>i dont think i made an episode about this ever
>>218649419Awww
>>218649425>never happenedYou have main character syndrome
>>218649445>you have to make the house hate her for being a libtard pedophile
>>218649419harp music puts the witch sisters to sleep on command
>>218649440>why are they relaxingit's a relaxing time
I wish Charity was still there.
>YOU’VE NEVER HAD FUCKIN GENERAL TSO CHICKEN??
>>218649362When Bam's happy, I'm happy
kek bingo was ACTUALLY sleeping
>>218649483she's used to weddings this is normal for them
probably the peakest friendtank
>>218649435bam is funny about it without being a neurotic freak
Bingo and her twin sister truly are angels. I once spoke in hyperbole, and now I'm sure of it. I need to protect them at all costs.
I love everything about this.
this is probably peak of their careers
>>218649472they're not doing anything and you're getting mad
>>218649484true
>>218649440eepy
>bam showing off his "language"He fucking loves having people to show off to. This is a dream come true for him
What is it like to love someone as much as the twins love each other?
What exactly am I supposed to be entertained by here again?
>>218649380>Murder Mystery Tankif Goran had any sense that’s what this bit would lead into
>>218649347I have absolute no idea of the layout of the house-
>>218649494>YOU NEVER HAD SWEET SOUR CHICKEN EATEN OUT OF A HOMELESS MAN'S ASSHOLE?
Great day of content Jet
i never had any of this food either but i'm not retarded like landon
>>218649170you wouldn't do it pussy
this is so comfy
erm... why aren't they shaving their heads and raping each other???it's been 3 whole days they need to unleash hellhouse
>Bam is doing the striggoi shitcome on man, you're like 50 years old
>>218649483she's background music, not a main eventa puppet show would demand more attention
>>218649514Landon never had le friggen strawberries bro!!! XD!!!
>>218649514the juxtaposition
>>218649494I'm not even sure if I'd had it. I've had Chinese food a ton of times but I don't remember the names
>>218649450they were raped at a Dinner and a Show party with a harp performance when they were 9 for crying out loud it's sadistic to reenact it
>>218649340The GOAT
>>218649514holy shit its tyranitar
>>218649335Why do the people here have a problem with sam being christian now but not with bashir being muslim? Lots of jews here
the audio with the conversation with the music works really well together
Apologize to Jet. This is peak Fishtank
>>218649483She's not that great a harpist. The really good ones are way outside of a wigger budget.
prelude in c bros..........
>>218649511you may never know, but you can try
>>218649440Their mind powers need to be recharged with periodic cat naps
Just got back. What is happening? They got a harpist, and Bam is doing?? What exactly
>C'mon Bam, stop eating up all my pussy I'm tryna shleep i got work in the mornin
>>218649540juxtaposition to what, nothing's happened for the past three days
>>218649189>mfw the twins
>>218649170that would be rude
>>218649387>tfw this is what Jet always wanted but in order to get money from Sam he had to make Hyde’s House of Horrors for years
>>218649493AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA
>YOU'VE NEVER HAD A NEGRONI? YOU'VE NEVER HAD TWO?
>>218649550this season is peak so far desu
>>218649526We don't car about content. We just hope the twins have a wonderful day.
autism picky eating is pathetic. imagine only eating grilled cheese and chicken nuggets and french fries like a toddler. pathetic.
>>218649514BANANAS HAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAA
>>218649506yeah, they're boring nontent, astroturfed fish
>>218649459twins <3
>>218649472You got worked by two cute quirky girls with autism. You're mad because they didn't entertain you. Would you prefer to see the gay black faggot play with his dick again?
was the harpist playing disintegration by the cure before this song? i couldn't put my finger on it but i'm sure that's what it was
>>218649527you never had shrimp scampi? You never went to Cheesecake factory?
>rehab friendtankthis show sorely misses sam
>>218649419Nathan Drake is gonna be rich!
When poop?
>>218649548Because i'm scorned and he used to be my e-daddy
>Twins you say?
IF I DON'T SEE POOP IN 30 SECONDS I'M CLOSING THE TAB
>>218649548how can she present her foot pussy like that????
The fact that there people entertained by this is more disturbing than the actual lack of things happening
Tuesday is essentially coddle day where they feed the fish well and have a performance according to Jet. Nothing decent will happen today except Bam being kino.
>>218649514Nigga you make your own entertainment and crack jokes. Every season is nontent
>>218649540There is no juxtaposition because nothing chaotic has happened dude
>>218649514the absurdity
>>218649600>u just want pooptankuhh yeah nigga, i'm a sam hyde/jet neptune watcher retard, i don't come to fishtank for high brow entertainment
>>218649571surely not as pathetic as seething over retards eating retard food
YFW Freddy runs in and drops a piss nuke.
>>218649550>peak fishtank>literally just background noise nontent
>>218649600It's not really that disturbing.
>>218649575they are hideous dysgenic freaks. twinfags are insane
the only ones i've had of these is carrot cake and watermelon and i'm not a picky eater at all. i'll try literally anything
>>218649404tummy ache
>>218649309Is that steve-o
put shirtless james drake in bingo's dream to spite the simpfags
>>218649548The perfect picture doesn't exi-
Cryokeen should livestream his reaction to the show, he's the only person I'd watch restream it
>>218649595byyyyye don't let the door hit you on your way out
25K AN HOUR TO TALK ABOUT>you've never had ORANGE CHICKEN?
Fishtank is so much better without Sam ruining everything
>>218649605that was the last two days too
>>218649502Why do they make me hope I can be a dad some day and be a good one?
what makes season 5 so /comfy/
>>218649548Congrats! You fell for his grift
this harp lady needs to do the stanky leg already
>play salieri
>>218649620there's no one vomiting or breaking something so it's now high brow entertainment
>>218649631what, no fuckin zagnut?
>>218649618i'll give you one
HACK BLASTARD CIARA R9K BIG PURPLE JUPITER CLAIRE RAPE
>>218649631Not having a candy corn is fucking crazy actually. That's a childhood rite of passage and halloween at any school facilitates it
>>218649548she has non ai feet pics you know
that harp looks really expsenvie
>>218649632does he want a ginger ale
>>218649643Why are they blue
>>218649628it is when they simp over mentally stunted twins and call it content
>>218649649no poop and pee and roided retard punching doors and cabinets
>>218649600Does the whole show have to be miserable?
ITTNiggers crying over classical music. Really makes you thinkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8v2p8en3ek
Is it Neptunian?
>>218649631Zagvnut and Baklava are the only ones I have no clue
>>218649666To much kong pow shrimp
>>218649675>beatles covers are classical music?
>>218649631>asking an extremely picky eater if he has had weird foods??? nigga said he hasnt had mac and cheese and you think hes had these?
>>218649629You're insane. To say that Bingo or her twin sister are dysgenic is pure insanity. You're the type of guy to look God in the face and spit in it, because your fedora doesn't sit right on your fat fucking head.
>>218649677It's nothing
>we went from boxing, people puking from hotdog eating challenges, smoking challenges, women slapping each other, people throwing piss and shit on each other, to classical music and fancy clothes while bam margera tells 500 stories no one cares about
So.... is this it for the day?
>>218649494he said tsaois that right?I pronounce it like "so"
remember when sam came in and ripped the fridge door off?! it was so epiiiiiic lets get more of that!!
I dont even consider young bam and old bam the same person. does anyone else feel like this? it's like all those years of drug abuse destroyed him brain and permanently changed him as a person.
>>218649662Probably north of $5000
>>218649675this shit is not even classical bruh
>>218649666if they were green they would die
>>218649548Cause he isnt christian. He's just a stormweenie
>>218649662its maybe over 100 dollars
>>218649667That's pretty mild as disturbing shit goes
>>218649694its day 3
>>218649628Whatever you say, Jet.
>>218649677Margerian
>>218649570Ok but what about the people who arent faggots
>>218649659wtf why does the real picture look more like AI than the AI picture?
>>218649649not this fucker
>>218649631>pickled green beanspickled beans exists?
>>218649654Indubitably good sir.
goddammit what song is this I can't place it
>>218649691you're getting lazy with this bit
>>218649698they are exactly the same person but one is older. hope this helps
I like a combination of hellhouse and friendtank
>>218649672someone already said this but a moment like this would hit hard if they'd actually have gone through stuff and had conflict with tough challenges prior
>>218649510Shut the fuck up you repulsive namefag doomer, this is comfy. Go jack it to JD.
>>218649695Jet and Ben are tired anon... Just like yesterday.
>harpist starts by playing classical music>starts playing pop music once she realises the fish are retarded>harpist song ends>only the twins clapSome might call this nontent, but this 'nontent' is my favourite part of the show.These subtle awkward moments where the fish make social faux pas or generally act unusual are why I watch the show, I would rather watch 42 days of people doing this stuff instead of fatty falling down the stairs or peepeepoopoo shit. all the small moments where Daniel keeps staring at Angelina, Aryeh intelligently discussing Spongebob, Vance constantly saying "yeah", Mohammed praying at inopportune moments, Josie spinning for 40 minutes, Mauro reading Halo: The Fall of Reach, Fatty constantly hitting on Letty, TJ rocking back and forth while stammering, Burt talking to himself about telekinesis while Burting off, Alex yapping about monkeys, Rachel complaining alone in her room, Jon pweaching from the bible, Simmons doing something that makes everyone uncomfortableNobody will clip these parts. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
>>218649697remember when Frank literally molested Tayleigh at 2 am?
>>218649695day 3 bro just wait
i don't even like acknowledging landon at this point
>>218649631Not that anon, but I've never seen it here in Canada so maybe anon is not from the states. The one time I've had it was on a road trip to Texas and I bought it at a gas station out of curiosity. Its kind of gross.
>>218649698He's mellowed out a lot, but he's clearly the same guy.
>>218649651>YOU CAN NEVER BE AN ACTUAL CHRISTIANshut the fuck up jew
get this shirt for landon
>>218649698It’s a different guy yeah
I hope the harpist is here for 3 hours
>>218649710>It's day 3
I know its basic but for me its the devil's trill sonata in g minor.
>>218649723Make you feel my love
>>218649694
>>218649741maybe the wiggers wouldnt be so tired if they stopped doing galaxy gas and passing out
>>218649743she had it coming.
>clapping after classical pieces>not waiting until the end of the set to clapThey're so fucking uncultured
>>218649691This is what Bingo looks like.
>>218649738But im having a good time. How am i dooming?
>>218649710day 3 of S1 was when they started rehearsing the sissy simmons sketch
This is the first season I can watch the show and not feel embarrassed. No more chud pandering, its just like actually watchable this season and not overrun with jimmy tier references.
Did they really have nothing planned for this?The whole idea was "let's get someone to play the harp"?Also I can't stand these niggas CLAPPING bruh a harp is meant to create atmosphere you don't pay attention to it
>>218649695production needs to sleep
>>218649752kek
>>218649698The TTS messages he sent convinced me it's still him.
>>218649698If you're the same person you were ten years ago let alone 30 you're barely even human.
>>218649659excellent feet
>>218649742we live this reality together
>>218649764see>>218649688
whats up with ellie
What is the harp guy being paid for?
>no harp rendition of the cky themeyou had one fucking job jet
>>218649775you sound like a pathetic nerd
>>218649756this was basically charity last night, actually she was significantly more entertaining, so what is your point exactly?
lowkey predatory
>>218649764>clapping at all
>>218649527You probably are
what if they all started heiling hitler and wearing nazi uniforms that would be so content
>>218649727It's not a bit. I had a long day and I'm tired. I want to profess my love for Bingo but I need to sleep. I'm sorry that I'm not being entertaining enough for you, faggot.
>>218649775>americlaps>not clappingchoose one
>>218649710
>>218649694You deserve this and so much worse
comfy
>>218649798Blowing Ben in the basement.
this harp music is soothing me like it does with plants
>>218649798the high school dropout? shes still with jet I think
>>218649775It's literally just dinner and a show, dude. Honestly, given how fucked production was today, it's a miracle the show is currently this engaging when it's one fucking camera and you can barely follow the conversation.
Bam sure does know how to yap
is the jewdoll still in the fire chimney?
>>218649772>he thinks it won't devolve into that
If I were Jet I would make this a "sophisticated" challenge and quickly lecture them on being fancy and if anyone fucks up they have to crawl on the floor and eat their slop out of a bowl
>>218649810weak bait
What do the fish think this is even?>Let's hangout all dayHave we dropped all pretense of this being or money or a contest? We're at >Hang out with Jet and E-celebs and then go back home to post about it on twitterThis is what we're doing now?
FISHTANK TRANNIES BE LIKE>isn't it so pleasantly absurd that they're dining while a fancy harpist plays?ICE FUCKING WON
>>218649694i see sam hyde reaction image i discard opinion
Why aren't twins socializing :(
>>218649832
>>218649764theyre not movements in a symphony you uncultured swine. you can clap when the piece is done
VIBES=IMMACULATESO WHOLESOME
>>218649818
>>218649675>classical music
>>218649694Yeah, the show grew up. Hellhouse stuff is cringe anyways. Go watch ragebait streamers, this is not that kind of show anymore
>>218649819hell yeah now show us how crazy and fucked up things got by the 4th week!
>>218649846I need you to kill yourself
There's an elimination tomorrow and no one in the tank seems to care
>>218649850recharging psychic magic power
can someone explain why she has a pimp hovering above her?
>Bam holding court
>>218649807Probably just her husband who owns the harp and transports it for her.
>>218649798she's in site chat watching
>>218649842>>218649846The people defending this forget that the last two days were also "hangout vibe repair" days
How long until TTS gets through
>WHERE IS THE BLOOD AND CUM?
>>218649846I agree. Landon needs to pull his pants down and take a FAT SHIT on the floor
>>218649807Being married to her and her bitchy neuroticisms
>>218649808Deron's riffs are too good to be played on a harp. It doesn't have enough notes/octaves.
>>218649864to be fair to them, no one in production seems to care either
>>218649847 You are watching a Sam Hyde show
>twins
>>218649846NickLee apprentice and the amazon trip were nontent tho
>>218649850Nap time
>>218649772you're in the wrong place then. big brother is more your speed. there's a reason this show isn't mainstream.
>>218649694>500 stories no one cares aboutI care.
yeah I'll just go to sleep and then watch the part where one of them gets hammered and threatens to walk off the show like the past two nights
Harp? was the theremin player busy?
Sorry that I can't tell what's classical, you know what I meant. Jesus
>>218649867he usually sings but hes feeling shy today
Sam had these kinds of days with the fish too when he just hung out with them out of character and those were comfy daysBam is not a host because he's not a character at all. He can only tell stories. He can't actually provide any kind of a structure for the show to workThis season has so far been entirely directionless
>>218649874>NO PUKE???>NO ICKY PUKERS?
poopniggas having a meltdown itt
REMEMBER THE ICE POSEIDON ISLAND? THEY BLEW HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS ON IT AND IT LASTED A DAY
>>218649867all harpists need a handler
>>218649772ball brothers inbound in 5 days will change your mind
so uh eliminations tomorrow right guys?
wheres the netanyahu impressionist? THIS SEASON SUCKS!!!!
>>218649874I don't know about blood, but I'm waiting on more emma feet before I cum
it says on the internet that the harp could be a million dollars
>>218649880Not anymore :)
>>218649862 What's your point?
>>218649864They really have no control over it, so why let it bother them?
>>218649810>this was basically charity last nightno it wasnt faggot, the whole drunk thing was wrong and she left anyway
fuck this musicmakes me miss having a girlfriendI'm so lonely holy shit
>give a harp concert for 10 people>it's actually being seen by 15,000
>>218649867he knows what's up. he watches fishtank
has anyone found harp lady
>>218649880where is he then? oh right at home thinking up grifts
>>218649775I would prefer they don't but they just want to let the harpist know she's appreciated. Everything is interesting to a sophisticated gentleman like me, it gives me insights to the minds involved.
>>218649867Every harp comes with a cuck. Thats how gay the harp is
I ran out of seethepost ideas
he gets along with the fish way better than sam ever has
>>218649772the twins and landon all said nigger today
Damn! This is so interesting! Landon doesn't like strawberries? Crazy!
>>218649694How does it feel that production admitted S2 was a mistake (while S2 was still airing btw) and they're not doing hellhouse or anything like it again?
>>218649931how does a harp remind you of a girlfriend
>Wherever you go>Whatever you do>I will be right here waiting for you>Whatever it takes>Or how my heart breaks>I will be right here waiting for you
>>218649892Am I? This show seems to better represent my sentimentalities than yours.
>>218649846Ice would love this bit. He likes the fine things in life
Look at le heckin wholesome twins frigging sleep to the harp music :3 that makes me SQUEEE~~~~
>nipples protrudingbad omen
imagine your whole personality being the fact you play the harp jesus bitch get over yourself
>>218649926 He owns the majority shares of Fishtank inc
>>218649911need murat on the tank, that dude might have been the greatest character ive seen in live media
>>218649867he turns the pages on the sheet music
>>218649934>15000
I'm gonna say it, the psychic old jewish lade from S4 was better.
Imagine if Sam walked through the door right now broke the cabinets and yelled nigger the libtards would be triggered so hard KEK
>>218649671Honestly when she put that hat on it’s like something awakened in her and the real rebirth started
>>218649801>>218649821Is this little retard wearing shoes on the couch?
>>218649943sam niggers do not like this sam niggers just want to see depravity morally bankrupt fucks
>>218649943Cause he's a normie, not a sociopath internet edgelord
>>218649936check the harp
>>218649698>50 year is notably different from their 20 year old selvesfind me an instance where this isn't the case
POINTS DON' MATTARULES DON' MATTAELMINATION DON' MATTA
>>218649934>being seen by 15,000
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>>218649963it's her job faggot
What a wonderful world
>>218649945
Harps make real pretty mall music. What will they do once all the malls die?
wtf did they only pay her for 30 minutes
The covers aren't as good as the classics but this one is nice.
>>218649963I'll take it being the harp over her being a dog mom.
WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD
great a niggercoded song
>>218649912otherwise they always go off-book at start playing trap and EDM covers
I SEE THEM POOFOR ME AND YOUAND I THINK TO MYSELFWHAT A PEEPOOPOO WORLD
>>218649911yeah they were in here being insufferable spammers too
>>218649751Oh you can but you're retarded if you think Scam is genuinely christian.
>>218649943couple more of these posts
I SEE FIELDS OF GREEN
>>218649950>can you feel the love tonight>that other love song she just played before this
Hate this fucking song, and on a harp it's even worse. Would've liked a return to classical even though they've already decided the audience is too stupid for it.
>>218649514Absolutely kill hell house nigs on sight
>>218649963It's probably just what her insta is dedicated to so she can get booked. Believe it or not you don't have to post your entire personal life on social media.
LMAO
>>218649905Frank too. they felt comfier because they directly followed a whole day of hellish shit. the friendtank felt more earned. it's about balance.
>>218649897Always next Tuesday
>>218649952kino
>>218649944>landon>did somethingThe only interesting landon thing was the cleaning song
>>218649698He’s definitely still in there, but getting into multiple secret gay relationships (at the bare minimum being in love with men and not able to speak it) and hooked on booze and drugs will really fuck a brother up
>>218649972>>218649987Add up ppv and the site. Or are you some kind of conspiracy guys?
>>218649742youre right
lmao
I hope they are setting this up for the edit, everyone sitting enjoying what a wonderful world, then cut to "5 hours later" and they are doing the cell in the goop room or something, otherwise what was the point.
>>218649931This is why I will never regret not dating.
>>218650032youre gonna see a lot more than a couple
>>218649934id feel robbed
>>218649943so glad sam is gone
>>218649798suicidal and mentally ill
super bed tn btw
>>218649352joytank :)
>>218650117it helps to think you might get a gf like icky vicky
>>218650153pretty sure they were told they were on a reality show, otherwise this is anextremely easy lawsuit
>>218649943are you faggots forgetting he literall is best friends with luke
wait there's a gay guy? fuck
>>218649963imagine being extremely passionate about an archaic performance medium 0.001% of people can play what a dumb bitch, stupid dumb bitch caring about classical music
>>218649963Why is her name Tyler
>>218650328she cant evne do a cover of a legend of zelda song. absolutely useless foid
>>218649963>dog mom
So when do they start pouring milk on eachother
>the game has changedKek
EAR.OUT.
>>218650584there's a game?
