Gigahag edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- A blonde woman is playing the HARP with her cuck husband-- Angie, Jobe and Zake said they're coming to the S5 house, but maybe they're trolling... https://x.com/thezacinthehat/status/2034027501295436212-- The twins said they lived apart for a year and got "weaker and more depressed" and that they "have more neanderthal DNA than normal humans." Jet proved they have psychic powers, although they didn't know his name-- Charity quit because she didn't trust the people in the house and thought they put DRUGS in her drink!!!-- Wednesday elimination: fish with top STOX chooses who goes home! (hasn't been cancelled... yet)>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://old.ppv.to/fthttps://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://classic.fishtank.live/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosDon't split threads, new bakes happen at 140 images, new baker is only needed if image limit is hit (150). Don't post in early threads. Kiwifarms faggots spam threads with irrelevant thumbnails to get us banned from /tv/Previous: >>218647605 >>218647832
Based poop. Fuck your friendtank faggots.
what a wonderful fishtank :D
Shop? AbandonedContestants? BoredVibes? Friendtank
>it's already over
not one of these fags has asked a girl to dance, pathetic!
new freeloaders incoming
I see twins kissing And an old Jew Ginger Muslim And Landon too And I think to myself What a wonderful world
>no one got drunk and fucked with the harpist
that was fast
What a wonderful world.
holy fucking shit i want to suck off jet so badly
friendtank enjoyers be like "UHHHHHH YOU JUST DON'T GET IT!" while being unable to explain how watching a bunch of people mull around listening to bam tell stories for the third day in a row while a harpist is ignored in the background is entertaining content
THE OLD SOUL OF BAM IS COMING BACK!
THIS GUY HASN'T EATEN NEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER THAT'S FUCKIN NUTS MAN HAHAHAHAAAAAHAHA
couldn't this bitch learn to play a legend of zelda song
I SEE STREAMS OF PEEPOOPOO TOOI SEE THEM POOFOR ME AND YOUAND I THINK TO MYSELFWHAT A PEEPOOPOO WORLD
Why would you want the Fishtank host to get along with the fish? Serious answers only
>instantly quit when the sfx comes onfucking kek they're tired of this shit
KEK
>Bam already left
>>218650048What a fine lady
>>218650065Lol
>bam actually looks pissed that tts started before the song was over
LANDON LOVES CLEANING IT UP
Sam niggers the rope
>>218650065me when i am in india! xD
>>218650058WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT?
>sfx enabledjuxtaposition jesters?
>>218649992
>>218650048jet had her in every hole btw
>>218650091very disrespectful and it wasnt funny at all.
LOUD NOISE = FUNNY
>James Drake shakes her handChad.
Fucking niggers I was enjoying that
>>218650048fuuuuggg
bam went downstairs to yell at mints
DUMP POOP ON THE HARPIST LOOOOOL
They should make the harpist stay there as long as possible and try to make her a freeloader
>>218650100Still bored
>>218650115good
OH BOY CRINGEKINO MY FAVORITE
>>218650103claire had him in every hole
make sure you get some fresh air today
>AND THEN WE'LL CUT OFF THE HARP WITH THROW UP NOISES
>>218650053we all do
can any harp bros explain why that old man was standing there?
I want to get something to eat, but I need to wait a few hours for my parents to go to bed so I can leave my room.
>>218650091Hope Bam tells them to fuck off with the gay SFX spam that everyone has already heard 1000 times
i expected them to be doing the sound effects throughout the whole performance, that seemed like the bare minimum ideai guess they had literally no ideas
I told you.
>>218650056If I wanted to see random strangers suffer I could turn on the news, I want to learn about them so I can judge them as they suffer.
>FIRST ONE TO POUR MILK ON THE HARPIST GETS $3
https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/1ASGIwi1bwThis is what actual content looks like, fishtrannies.
>>218650105Jet has no class and never will, trailer trash for life like his bum father.
I think Jet is not funny and incredibly retarded
>>218650056zoom zoom
>>218650056The reality show isn’t supposed to be entertaining you fucking chud
HEHE IMAGINE WHAT THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE RIGHT NOW. PRETTY NICE I BET.
So this was a 2 hour buildup to Mints playing fart SFX over the speakers?
>>218650100Why does it look like he's wearing a preist outfit?
>>218650133Are they large predatory animals or something
What did she tell him?
so funny
>>218650128To be fair jet literally went up stairs to warm them is was about to happen
>>218650131you think that little girl can move the harp?
Is Bam really the mature one. I guess that's what happens when you get old huh?
>>218650131he is her handler
Would have been funny if sam just coughing during the harp session instead of this cringe S2 shit
>>218650131he loves harp music and wants to listen to it
>>218650141the raped male needs to leave now
>>218650140Keep posting these, makes me laugh every time fr
>>218650131her hands are busy so she can't control the sheet music
>>218650157>your haircut looks like shit
Where is frank Advil?
>>218650134>Bam gets a cut of the profit from TTS
yeah im gonna go make some food or something
jet definitely whispered in their ears about what was about to happen
>no snot rockets>no tren cough >no roidrage>no disdain towards hosting>no workout sessionsthe universe is healing
>>218650166trvke
>>218650151yes, that was the joke
>>218650048goon bait Claire Letty and Abi's mirror
actually so lame they enabled SFX and not TTS
>>218650168:)
>>218650157>Pay me double what we agreed or I'll yell "MARKY THOMPSON"
>>218650131he has immunity from the last challenge
>>218650120why so you tug your little penis to her
>>218650101jobir.....is so fucking beautiful
imagine jet dicking you down in the basement
>ENJOYING THE SHOW FISHIES>WELL NOW THAT ITS OVER...>*FART SFX*
>>218650185>poop_kingbased
>>218650157>I know about claire
Sam would have smashed the chairs while the harpist was playingit would have been so funny
>>218650185>poop_king
SFX is so shit. The fish don't care and you can hear them talking. Embarrassing
HOLY S2 CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>NOW PUT ON THE FART SOUNDS
>>218650161Thats what happens when you get some fresh air in your life and not just doing galaxy gas in a basement
You may reply to this post if this is you
>>218650184Why are you greentexting?
WHY AREN'T THEY BOXING? YO LANDON LET'S HIT THE PADS
>BRUH THEY PLAYIN LOUD NOISES TO INTERRUPT THE QUIET CLASSICAL MUSIC TS GOT ME CRACKING UP ICL
>>218650131hes the ventriloquest, idiot. they do this every season
>>218650052mana psi power restored
I think I'm getting too old for constant SFX spam... I can't even hear what the fish are saying
>>218650206Heck house
>>218650131he has immunity
>>218650204hot keep going
>>218650221first thing i saw after muting and tabbing back here lol
did bam leave already?
Today fucking sucked
Oh now you guys want the harp back
>>218650206I read this in the jokers voice
>>218650221yeah thats me
>>218650161Bam is a better adjusted adult than Sam. He doesnt need to bully and belittle poor, mentally ill younger adults on his show . Bam is based. Bam is love. Sam is hate.
Harpist tonight grappling with her experience.
phil and ape freeloaders when?
>>218650225>Yooooo this so loud lmao, i gotta @everyone
>>218650225got me kol'ing out loud if you know what i mean
>>218650229Its only funny when it deprives them of sleep.
Why are you people saying Sam never got along with any fish? Do you forget He took Luke as his prodigee? why are antisamfags like this
>>218650229>>218650225>>218650221gotta milk the pigs
Grow up Jet
Is something going to happen today?
The best part about this is the wiggers know that TTS/SFX spam sucks shit. But they need to get the paypiggies to spend tokens
>>218650227yeah they flew out the RI based ventriloquist to Georgia and also he completely changed his look and came to help out a harpist carry her harp for some reason
>>218650249sam just needs some fresh air thats all
/ftl/
>>218650221>>218650225>>218650229the paypigs have literal down syndrome I think
Wiggers cant do nothing right.
>>218650243As soon as the sfx blared he was pissed off, took landon's food list and dipped to go yell at mints
>>218650028you are no different than a faggot that makes his entire personality being a faggot
who are you shipping
>>218650246I just want the show to be funny and so far they've failed for 2 days straight
LOUD NOISES OHOHOHOHHOHOHOHO LITTLE FISHYS
>>218650206Yeah “Hellhouse” is cringe. This show is actually good now.
PACK IT UP HARP FAGSWE ARE PLAYING SCREAMING AND MEXICAN MUSIC NOWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
I like when Sam gets real with the contestants.
why don't they just vote out simbal?
>>218650281you+noose
The cringe to kino ratio is off
>>218650271the woman was the puppet dude
i would go down on jet for freeeeeeee
>>218650262Sam will only respect people who work out with him. If no one does, he goes on a roidrage.
>>218650281me and james drake
>>218650281James drake and the twins they need to fuck
this is what the hellhouse fags wanted btw
>>218650262because mental gymnastics and grasping at straws is the only exercise they get
>>218650262Luke was a plant niggerfaggot
>>218650219Jet and that fat lump Mints think this is the funniest shit in the world but if Jet is called out on it he’ll apologise >uhhh yeah… uh it was kinda funny but maybe we overdid it yeah but… uhhh it was still funny we had a great night
>>218650246I don't want the harp back I want them to do something funny
>>218650224 Boxing was fun though
Were the wiggers the real vibe nuke all along?
i really need to lick emma's legs
WHAT WAS THE SONG 2 SONGS BEFORE WHAT A WONDERFUL WORD?????HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR YEARS
>>218650066Torture house was getting old and would always inevitably devolve into poop fight house for days on end, some good moments for the episode edits but otherwise some of the worst & most mindless content possiblle. Friendtank is a pleasant change of pace, good move.
which fish should i fuck my hand to
>>218650273reddit
>Show up to play harp beautifully>Leave to vomit and screamingWhy'd they do her like that
>>218650088Would Hooper soften his heart and drop the suit if he watched powtank?
ALRIGHT SO GET THISTHESE FISHTANK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN STUCK INSIDE FOR DAYS SO WE'RE GONNA LET THEM PLAY CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY
TTS TURNED OFF FOR UNFUNNY ANNOYING SFX JET IT UP!!!!
>>218650320Darude sandstorm
>>218650287you dont understand bro its demoralising the fish its BUILDING UP TO HECKHOUSE. one sfx at a time (+0000.1 Heck per effect)
>>218650281jobe and twins
>study a classical instrument for your whole life to end up like thisJet is hate and death
>>218650312tight little piece
>>218650288>I like when Sam gets real with the contestants.you mean his narcissistic preaches where everyone has to fucking EARN his respect for them to be worthy of his presence?
>>218650324you're retarded
>>218650271damn they really went all out this season
FEELING A BIT PERTURBED MR AND MRS HARPIST? HEHEHEHEHE better get out quick before you have to listen to another vomit blast normies
>>218650320How am I meant to fucking remember if you ask fucking 10 minutes later you retard?
After today I've lost hope. This season is a big rig pull, maybe even bigger than Season 4. Seriously, they even brought in Bam to really sell it. This is the big pump and dump, friends. Get out while you still can.
>>218649977I heard you guys have a pair of twins? They seem kind of defective though. Nowhere as powerful as these twins.-Rothschilds bow to Abyssgards-In contact with aliens-Possess psychic-like abilities-Control Northwest Passage with an iron but fair fist-Own castles & banks globally-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Fuwamocograd will be be the first city)-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Fuwamoco babies-both sisters said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them-They own Nanobot R(uffsearch)&D(awgvelopment) labs around the world-You likely have Fuwabots and Nanomocos inside you right now-The Abyssgards are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Abyssgard bunker in Wilkes land?-They learned fluent Japanese in under a week-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Fuwamoco-The twins are about 17 centuries old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.
>>218650278hello incel!
>>218650320Can you feel the love tonight?
>>218650312skjermbilde chat
>>218650320how did it go?
>>218650320darude sandstorm
>>218650320The Landon one? I think jet made it with AI
>>218650271next level
>>218650342Its a mall instrument
even Bam is fed up with the wiggers
don't complainTHIS IS HELLHOUSE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, NOW THIS IS CONTENT
>>218650320there was another beatles song before or 2 before, think it was In My Life but cant remember now
mean-spirited and unfunny bit
>>218650161Bam just knows what's hoidon, he's gonna tame wiggers with audio n' shut hopelly
>even bashir and drake think it's too much friendtank
>nooo my heckin comfy viberinos wtf i was pretending i had a social lifel0000l friendtank niggas really sound like this
>already back to AI music slopI'll see you guys later
Who put all these calories in my pita and hummus
>>218650344Yes that
>JD literally practicing his striggoi like Bam gave him homework
>bashir telling james drake it's gonna be crazy tomorrowgood strat faggot
Just bring in Frank already, this friendtank SFX spam shit is boring
>>218650314Always have been
>>218650351i can name the last 3 songs no problem and can stil tink of the melody of 4 to last. guess it will be in my head for another 2 years
>>218650312https://fuckingchink.ytmnd.com/
>>218650297>sam respects people who take care of their body and thats le bad!!!this is what friendtank bamfaggots look like
>>21865034215 years of experience led to this
It's rub-a-dub-dub, boy clean it all up
jet clued the harpists in on the bit before it happened btw
the twins have 0 reaction to being the fan favorite. its kinda funny how in there own world they are
>>218650354bot copy pastaget a new script for your algo
is this even worse than s4 so far or am i just tapped out? haven't had any urge to tune in for more than like half an hour a day, which is objectively good for me but seems like a sign they're doing something majorly wrong cause i've been fine watching bullshit nontent in the past
>>218650320some beatles bullshit about the sun
Is this the part where friendtank faggots lie about SFX spam being what people want when they want hellhouse?
>Bam leaves instantly when the harp session is overyeah sorry i'm falling out of love for bam as a host
>the ai landon song bit has been going on for 5 hours
>>218650408There's one camera bro, we all know that
>>218650035Hampton Brandon in his lane, unbothered, flourishing.P.S. you fucking wish, quit trying to snipe actual content and entertainment talent from the Cx expanded universe for your faggot failed zoomer grooming show, Jet Nepstein
does anyone actually like sfx?
>>218650378you think What a Wonderful World is a beatles song? also it was Here Comes the Sun
>>218650324 Literal faggot posted this
>>218650325>Glinner
>>218650367noooooo on the harp
>>218650411They literally don't need anyone else at allThey're a completely self sufficient ecosystem on their own
>>218650312brvtally mogged by the white girl on the left
>>218650408Jet was asking he has the qualifications to be a harp cuck.
>>218650157>why is the asian teenage girl in the basement crying?
there goes my herowatch him as he goesthere goes my herohe's profoundly autistic
>>218650393>it's another "fish thinks production has a plan" episodeGRIM
>>218650408and the pay piggies still spent money lol
the sfx spam is twitch streamer with an audience of 10-year-olds tier
>>218650403you lost the battle brother leave the thread close the tab ur not getting milk throwing sociopaths faget
>lmao i cant believe they put "write a song about a guy called landon who cleans stuff" into ChatGPT and then used those lyrics to make a song using Suno
>>218650411You didn't watch season 1?
When is he showing up?
>>218650426embarrassing post
Remember when Jet brought the 100 year old witch onto S4 to mess with her but she brought 2 massive mafia goons along and he had to awkwardly play nice and be respectful instead?
Fuck you guys sfx are funny
>>218650403>YOU HAVE TO SPEND 2 HOURS OUT OF THE 3 HOURS SAM IS THERE WORKING OR HE IS GOING TO SMASH THE HOUSE TO BITS
>>218650424He doesn't hate it so they're going to fucking spam it for the next 30 days. Might actually be the unfunniest bit they've ever fucking had.
>>218650417it's objectively the best season so far
Bam sucks, never meet your heroes guys
>>218650403sam is going to die of heart failure in <5 years leaving behind a mixed-race daughter. that is not a healthy man
>>218650454>says this as we had that the last 2 daysno friendtank for you friendtank nigger
imagine the phenotype of the person who spends money to constantly blast the landon AI song
it’s mints bits all the way down
>bam comes in for one hour>tells stories about his life>leavesFishtank
>mints -> Bar corner: Landon's SongI'm starting to think mints isn't the cool chad I thought he was.
>>218650429he literally said 2 songs before that retard, and there was another beatles song as well as here comes the sun DONT RAGE BAIT ME BRO
Love and good wonThis is NICEHOUSE, aka FriendtankOnly watch it if you DARE But I hope you doIts a good cast Its a good show Prepare to get SILLY
>>218650428Its torture for us more than the fish. Bravo jet
Get the fuck back to work, Landon
Ok but if your Fishfus yawn extremely adorable?
>>218650249Sam legitimately needs to give himself to Christ and not just do it as a grift for his retarded fans.
>>218650445Not only sfx but sfx + vaccuum.
>>218650320i heard something that reminded me of greensleeves but i might be on crack
>Jet trying to talk over SFX
i am from tel aviv and i love to buying sound effect for the fish show
I'm watching the screen, mouth agape, drool running down my chin, Jet please do something fucking entertaining.
>>218650479
>SFX spam while Jet is trying to talk to the fish get your shit together man
>>218650464They stopped being funny two seasons ago
>>218650324Fishtank should be a psychological game like Season 3.
>>218650456josie and letty were constantly pandering to tts. josiefags wont shut up about josie radio.
I have bamfags fatiguetheyre the worst aspect of friendtankers
>>218650411being too eager is a death sentence
>>218650418kek, trying this hard to be blase on /ftl/
you now realize people looked at how the last 3 days have gone and are trying to justify their $10 season pass LOL
we're gonna be saying SEND HIM IN when its like season 8 or something
Vicky is THAT bitch.
May I get a qrd on HEY LIL BUDDY, I wasn't there when that phrase was uttered and haven't seen a clip yet
>no plotting or scheming between fish>no story arcs developing>no uncomfortable/comfortable moments with a host>2 fish left in unspectacular fashion>4 fish are nontent>no one cares about elimination>there are zero (0) game mechanicsyeahhh this is by far the worst season, and i'm usually a shill in these threads
is ben actually jewish or does he just look like that
>>218650516So you didn't watch season 1 because Letty was never even close to a fan favorite.
>>218650488He's not. He's lowkey the worst on staff. What made you think that?
>Jet caved
The game has changed
>>218650483he's really turning into sam
good change jet
elimination changed to immunity
simbal will get immunity
>shitty ass fancy dinner bit>SFX spam>elimination cancelledwhat a entertaining day Jet Neptune
>>218650533>this shit is so cringe
Should've said that yesterday Jet, but better late than never.
>stox immunitylike the top favorite was ever going to be in danger? they didn't think this through
finally wiggers thought of something smart and can plot armor the good contestants
yeah this content isn't for your normies like you. this is VOMIT NOISES and MILK POURING. scared? heh you just aren't built like the frickin' psychopaths like me over at the fishtanklive chatroomhave you ever seen a fat person naked? I have. And I'm not just talking about myself. Think even fatter. You can say I've seen it all. I'm a Hell House veteran
THIS GUY'S NEVER HAD A STRAWBERRY BAHAHAAHAAAHAHAHA
>fish didn't even say goodbye to the harpist crew These fish suck
>at a certain timeso they don't know
>>218650320Vivaldi : Concerto RV 297 "Winter" - Largo ?
theres no elimination tomorrow but you're immune so like uh that makes no fuckin sense
>Nobody is leaving tomorrow SEASON IS DEAD!!!!!
>>218650525i pulled xoguri on my paid carat pull today :)
>bam tells stories and shows off tats>TACTICAL NUKEbravo jet
>not giving the twins the bulletjet is seriously a fucking retard
>>218650554It was a sophisticated joke for high brow gentlemen.
>twins immunityThey would be immune due to wigger rigging anyways, whatever
>>218650559Honestly probably what it should have been from the start
thank fucking god that would've been stupid
How low can bezo stox drop? If you buy a bunch at its lowest it will roll over to a new cast member next season.
>>21865037430 daysNO FRESH AIRNO GAMEBOYNO DISCMAN
>>218650552No hes actually Jewish
JD faggot suck up
>>218650551Its jets show. If you don't like it dont watch. I think this is the fisrt watchable season.
MAURO IS LEAVING
>>218650577but with the current system they wouldnt get eliminated either
>>218650580i wish i could perceive the world the way he does
>>218650426Didn’t this faggot start shit in a hood then get hit by a car when he was trying not to get heemed?
THIS SEASON FUCKING SUCKS
>>218650586are you retarded?
You never had a General Chicken with Rice? Never had an oyster? Not even a lobster bisque?
>>218650570>it's a chill day
only one man can save this shitshow
>>218650551It's never been so over. I'm going to bed early tonight. My sleeps supposed to be fucked up right now :(
So there's no elimination but you're immune to the non elimination
>>218650483i'd do the same if i were him
yo thats the main character right there
guys netanyahu died
>>218650320Prelude in C Major?
>>218650479production
good choice to not eliminate another personthree people gone in 4 days is too much
>retards itt want 3 people gone in 4 daysidiots
>>218650585Youre immune for the next time they decide to do an elimination challenge
>>218650581fuck these assholes, we've been robbed so many times of the visiting talent
>>218650616totally forgot this fag existed
MORALE IS TOO LOWRAISE IT UP MAKE THEM HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPYGIVE THEM DOMINO PIZZAS AND FAMILY CALLS!!!!TAKE THEM TO THE ZOOFRIENDTANK
>>218650616
Why didn't they get you know, the host, Bam to make that announcement.
is this all he does in the basement?
>jetcam>once again he's telling us shit we already know because it was on director cam
This show sucks.
>>218650606yea but 2 people already left so theres no need for elimination so early
whenever these happen i just look at fat vance and get sad
did jet actually tell the fish about the immunity yet
>>218650312the fag in these videos always makes me laugh lol he looks so raped
>the top STOX is immune!they were already immune they got the bullet retard
this guy walks up and spams SFX over your harp concert. WYD?
bill ottman looks sad :(
>twins forever immune
>>218650604>if you dont like it dont watchfuck off, you can watch things and criticise their shortcomingswhy do you think its the first watchable season?
>>218649977>have more neanderthal DNA than normal humansI believe thisBongo looks like a troglodyte whenever the camera zooms in on her
>>218650553jet actually doing an elimination pivot for once. nice
>>218650573If they're doing a challenge instead of gay "stox dictates the whole game", then feasibly the top stox could still go home. Obviously they wouldn't, because the wiggers will always rig it, but they could trip and break both their legs in a relay race or something.
>>218650645yeah
>>218650645Yeah
>>218650640deep breaths it's gonna be okay
>>218650345you're right, poop throwing and calling each other fags all day, high brow superintelligent content
>you've never had the beer breaded onion rings from Davey's Diner in Massachusetts? AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>218650585>>218650621are you guys retarded?
>>218650645he's the guy that monitors /ftl/ for them
>bam not in basementKek he dipped so fast
>no elimination Great more days of nothing happening
>>218650354Jet or someone on the team who knows about vtubers, maybe the same faggot who already tried to get Kirsche to be the official online commentator or whatever that flub was, definitely whispered in Jet's ear about the great potential that a pair of autistic twins has.So they instantly accepted this Kirkland brand Fuwamoco knockoff pair of autistic twins.though to be fair I think most twins are weird and autistic in their own way
>>218650581James Drake did, he shook her hand and tanked her before they packed up
>>218650625>it's real
>>218650598More likely they'll be getting a replacement / the stox will roll over to a freeloader. That happened with S4.
>>218650645uhh yeah
Scrub a dub boy clean it upscrub it up with the suds
Do they actually need to have their lawyer present at all times in the basement?
>>218650511this
every fish is a Jet suckup so there is no one to feel good about rooting for
huge POP
>>218650645and he's damn good at it alright
>>218650462I don't remember season 4 in general
Who has immunity? Just the twins?
>>218650665except every challenge ever done has been completely rig to save the fan favorite/paypig bait
>didn't wait until tomorrow to reveal that nobody is going home JET DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO RUN A SHOW
>>218650489Wasn’t one of them that Make You Feel My Love song by Adele?
>>218650607drukpill and pretend everyone you meet is interesting long enough and you will
>>218650689What a god
>3 people gone in 4 days would be far too much...>so instead...THE ELIMINATION WILL BE IN THREE DAYS INSTEAD OF ONE! BWAHAHAHAAH!
I'd take poop over this boring shit any day
>>218650645you are right lol
https://youtu.be/4kVsw-COVIw?si=vED8sTlJwKiM53SU
vance doesn't even have a computer
>>218650685dine and dash
Oh shit he's actually dead
It's not Fishtank... it's director cam...
Chuds be like Christ is King then turn around and demand someone throw poop at a harp player
>>218650619yeah, i used to lose sleep to watch in seasons 1-3.the big thing for me is the shared bedroom meaning no cosy bedtime bonding/plotting, that was always kino
>>218650324Based and friendpillled
people are really upset that landon got teased for not eating normal food
i'm not gonna like i busted 5 nuts to emma on day 1
top stox was always immune from elimination since they implemented it last season (freddy tossed all his candy because he was top stox)
>>218650679kek
Imagine not bringing in Alex B. Imagine discovering a one in a billion perfect shithead for this dumb shit and just ignoring him.
>>218650728lmao
Hope Sam kys himself
tomorrow is another vibe repair today
>Welcome to the nothing ever happens show. It's ok, you'll watch it anyways retard.
I missed the harp segment. What was the payoff to that?
>>218650733what people?
jet shouldn't have said anything, then when the twins shoot someone it's revealed that it was the immunity gun
>>218650697This was pretty spooky desu
>>218650504KEK>>218650543
>>218650710they didn't for angelina and everyone bitched it was grim and goranian
>>218650700twins didnt even know his name today
>>218650570Of course they canceled the elimination, they've had two quittersI wish they had done this during season two, and just not eliminated Brian
>>218650728they are not the sharpest crayon in the shed.
>>218650689/ourguy/
Why is Jet pretending the Twins aren't going to be top stox and coddled the entire season? Is he fucking retarded? Why would immunity matter?
>>218650733Where, on fucking reddit or something? It was a funny bit, Landon understands that his eating habits are a little absurd and he's making an effort to change them.
vibe repair season
So when is the first elimination
>>218650426You unironically typed this.
>>218650645need to see a compilation of these by the end of the season
>>218650609noodle whore
people who were complaining about losing two contestants now crying that they won't lose 3
>>218650754They played sfx over it about 3 seconds before it ended and that was it.
Are you guys ok with a Fingoloid going next season? Going only if Bam and Jet are still hosting.
>>218650728Let he who is without sin cast the first poop.>baseball pitches shit at your face
>>218650748Holy shit, it's Brian Peppers
>>218650772twins will pull in the most money
>>218650608yeah something like thatflew over the hood and got up and kept on goingthat's what I mean by "content and entertainment talent from the Cx expanded universe"
>>218650755>>218650774the guy who keeps posting these >>218650679>>218650612
I shan't be saving any webm larger than 2MB.
>>218650754They started playing SFX during the final song and cut them off, thats it
>>218650341If jobe appears even for a second the whole season is ruined beyond repair unless to see him murdered live
>>218650543Jet unironically said >It’s giving demure when she stood up and >amazingwhen she finished her showShe’s his new target, not Emma
Are you niggers really using coddled and friendtank at the same time? The fuck would anyone even be coddled from, free dinners?
Hey Jet. Imagine this. What if there were NO eliminations and we could just enjoy these people handling situations throughout the season without slowly making the house emptier and emptier?
>Vicky going through withdrawals is the only entertaining thing that's happened>give her her kratom supply so she acts normal again
>>218650733what does he only eat chicken nuggies or something?
ngl I spent like 5 hours watching today and literally nothing pretty close to dropping the show/blog
>>218650785We wanted more contestants.
>>218650774Eat a strawberry. Eat two.
>>218650757This would've been way funnier. "oh, you put the blue paintball in? Shit, that's the immunity paint, not the elimination one".
>>218650378THANK YOU MY GODI DONT LIKE THE BEATLES NO WONDER I NEVER FOUND IT FOR YEARS
>>218650785Both results are shit, they should have brought on two more contestants to replace those that left and kept the elimination
>>218650765they only serve a simpbait and don't count as real contestants
>>218650779>THIS GUY'S NEVER HAD DRAGON FRUIT HAAAHAHAHAAAHAAHA
>>218650761The rape of Angelina will go down as one of the darkest days in fishtank history. Legitimately demonic vibes
>>218650445Clean in up lannie
>>218650772The twins said they were gonna shoot someone at random so Jet was afraid they were gonna send crashout bait Vicky or chungus Landon home
>watch landon clean the house for 3 more daysYEAH IM GOOD
>>218650645Vance is integral for this whole operation just like the carpet for season 3
season 5 > every other season of fishtank > world peace > bigolmtwndew casino video > pow tank
Why can't Cryo simply put on a mask, infiltrate the show and when he's about to be eliminated take his mask off catching the wiggers off guard and do what needs to be done
>>218650772trying to bait some retarded emma whale or similar into pumping their stox
>>218650748>and tomorrow, we're going to make Landon clean again!>we won't even generate a new shitty song for it!
So how did the harp dinner go? They just started playing bullshit while she was playing?Why is Jets idea of entertainment bullying someone he hires?
>>218650378The paul mccartney that's goes like who knows how long I've loved you
>>218650733the threads are not that serious
>>218650779>You've never had smoked penguin haunch? AHAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>218650803i try to make all mine under 2mb for /bant/ usage but sometimes if it a long one i have to make it bigger or the bitrate goes to shit.
>>218650829TRUKE
SEND HIM IN.
Only good Beatles song is about a gun slinging racoon
>>218650785i think they wanted better people to replace the shit ones.
>>218650581>>218650689
>>218650841They waited until she finished then started blasting SFX
>only one who can save this show
>>218650803>not just saving webms or literally any video and using webmforretards to optimize them
Anyone here who know what's up with this wooden house they built in a warehouse?
i already want to post in the offseason bant thread. /tv/ kinda sucks
>>218650841he already told them 1 last song, there were packing up when sfx spam started
>>218650807Vicky is a far easier target for Jet. Emma isn't a junkie and seems relatively normal
>>218650854freddy is such a fucking *wobble*
>>218650854put a fredward on
>>218650378>>218650846I will by the beatles
this season was supposed to be a legitimate competition but they give us only a rigged stox market
chat
>>218650829mexanon coded
>>218650866it's haunted
>>218650809What retards think thats a good idea? Yeah lets just have these same 10 retards hang around doing the same thing for 30 days with no stakes and we'll just spin a wheel on the last day to decide a winner.
>mfw Cards Against Humanity Elimination Challenge
>>218650868please fuck off back to bant now
>>218650854SEND HIM IN JET
>>218650860
ahhahaha yeah this is so interesting haha i love AI music spam
>>218650860Drakes such a good guy
>>218650854They need to hurry. We needed him yesterday. Freddy is gonna save the show
>>218650462PFFFT yeah they were "massive" Gosspy bitch
>>218650824>landon cleaning is so funny dude, and when the ai song plays?
>>218650779>THIS GUY HAS NEVER HAD THE TACO BELL STAR WARS EPISODE ONE LIMITED EDITION LOADED TACO MEAL WITH DARTH MAUL SIPPER BAJA BLAST
Every time the TJ dancing song plays, Jet and Ben are reminded of Tacxin...
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING CHALLANGES>WHERE ARE THE FUCKING CHALLANGESWHERE ARE THE FUCKING CHALLANGES>WHERE ARE THE FUCKING CHALLANGESWHERE ARE THE FUCKING CHALLANGES>WHERE ARE THE FUCKING CHALLANGESWHERE ARE THE FUCKING CHALLANGES>WHERE ARE THE FUCKING CHALLANGESWHERE ARE THE FUCKING CHALLANGES>WHERE ARE THE FUCKING CHALLANGES
>>218650841it's been a Jet staple since Bitchtank. he wanted to hire some sex guru but it fell through when she scammed them. he's been fixated on these bits ever since.
>>218650855he's not actually a raccoon
>fish don't care about the nigger word>fish don't care about bam>fish don't care about jet>fish don't care about eliminations>fish don't care about the store>fish don't care about the guests>production keeps trying to make them saneVERY WEIRD SEASON
>>218650868You freaks don't deserve to post here. Please go back and never return
>>218650841pandering to the "bully the normies trigger the normies" section of the audience
FACT: If the show skipped directly from Day 2 to Day 4 no one would notice
>>218650854he’s so nonchalant about it
I dont think I can take any more sfx spam, this shit is brainrot
>i like the chat more than the sfxCan he be any more based?
>>218650883this is the only way to make cards against humanity funny actualyl give it a retarded consequence
>>218650551There really is no weight to this season at all manIf this is jet's unadulterated vision it's fucking empty and gay dude. The show is the best when jet, ben, and sam all have equal say and have this creative push and pull in the running. Jet being given free reign is just friendslop
>>218650878fax chat
>>218650904Is that good or bad?
>>218650883>bam's face when Cards Against Humanity Elimination Challenge
as much as i hate aryeh and i do NOT want him back on the show, it would have been funny if him and james drake were on the season since drake is possibly the most normal contestant theyve ever had and it would be funny seeing him get sick of aryehs bullshit and crashing out
>>218650803jd fag
another day of nothing but shitty jobs and dinner
>>218650854FUCK AROUND
>>218650895They were impossibly fat
reminder that right before S4 collapse Jet rigged stox as pretense to kick Jin
>>218650913RULES DON MATTAELIMINATIONS DON' MATTA
>we need another vibe repair night so the fish will be getting more money and free food and drugs and not have to use the store
>>218650868
>>218650925take me back
>>218650910Its better my way
>>218650854Please Jet make it happen. Please.
why are bant trannies so averse to anything happening?
>>218650913why is production scared to fuck with these people? at least season 3 had the excuse of them all being normies
>>218650854Dope ass tree
I’ve never had clam chowder
>>218650854it would destroy the season cause i would mog everyone
Reminder that nothing happens on Tuesdays because it's "vibe reset" day where they feed the fish and have a performance. I'm tuning out since the rest of the night will just be SFX spam.
iconic
>>218650645Cry
this season kinda sucks chatim watching the cucumberfeet recaps rn chat
>>218650930Back to bant klaus
>>218650959the last two days were vibe reset days tho
>>218650925bitchtank was a cult classic.
>>218650957me neither clams scare me
pic related was the start of Day 4 btw
More vibe repair tomorrow
>>218650922King
>>218650854the wiggers don't bring people back unless their name is Nina. and begging to be back on the show makes it even less likely. Fredo had his time and he failed. The twins and Landon will carry the show.
>>218650934Yeah, I'd like to see how Drake deals with an annoying sperg over the 2 fun spergs he has.
>>218650940I thought Jin smoked the elmination cigarette
The /tv/ threads this season have been really shitty.
>>218650925Peak
i miss him maurobros
>>218650860I'm going to study drake and learn his ways for the next few weeks. Hes top 3 easy
>>218650970i hate that faggot
>>218650551No Sam there to carry Jets fuck ups this season.
>VICKY, A FUCKING JUNKY, IS GOING TO LEAVE IF WE FUCK WITH THEM TOO HARD
>>218650988Sorry
>>218650913I think that's just society now. Who cares? I feel that way too about the show who cares
hey jet when does the vibe repair end and the show start?
>>218650819>Simp bait>These thingsOh it's grim, y'all. It's very grim
>>218650944ball brothers pose
>>218650975cod sniper challenge was goated
>>218650878hi chat
>>218650854wow hes so nonchalant and doesnt give a fuck either way bro, like who cares he has infinite beers on the outside world shit. fuck it man.
>highlight of the day is an ai generated Landon songApologize to S4
NEW>>218650997>>218650997>>218650997new>>218650997>>218650997>>218650997
>>218650645Cuck chair pose.
>>218650988It should be nothing but pictures of Jet In a noose
>>218650982twins are so weird, manI'm envious to be honestsuch a special bond
>>218650785>just making shit up
3>1>5>2>44 is only low because it was canned early, but it could've been as good as 1 or better, but not better than famous house. also bloodgames isn't ranked but it should get an honorable mention as the best thing the wiggers ever did, even with the tech issues. jimmy making a flamethrower with the firepit to scare off the goblin was kino. 2 is ranked so low because it's low points were the lowest in the entire series, however it's highs were insanely high but few and far between.
How gay am I if I think James Drake is hot as hell but would definitely get violent if he tried anything with me. I would definitely apologise after, because look at him, but yeah this nigga def got me feeling things today. Fuckass smile and all.
>>218650988It's not the same without Sam.Getting Bam to replace him is so stupid it's like something we'd come up with as a shitpost
>>218650819cutebait, their only purpose is to be cute
>>218650975>>218651007link?
>>218650951dooooo de do de do de do do do
>>218650934They should being Aryeh back dressed up as some Hollywood Jew and assign Drake to kiss his ass with the promise of a big action role since Jews can get them for you
>>218650988yeah
>>218651029 I can agree with this
>>218651029Name one good thing about 5?
>>218650524Mints could defeat anyone in /ftl/ by sitting on them
>>218651029I'm afraid 4 is only good because it was canned early. As far as we know, the rest of the season would have been returning fish to freeload.
>>218651030Pretty gay, he's an attractive guy but if you're feeling things that's not good bro
For me, it's Josie, Jimmy, Burt, Aryeh, and the twins
>>218651054https://youtu.be/IP_250qr-r0?si=YLHwTXzX-Djp1rnv&t=6259
>>2186510295 shouldn't be that high lmao. S3 fags are the worst. I did enjoy the Burt Alex Jeremy Gold and gay Ben though
>>218650988Matches the show!
>>218651076 AI landon song hahahahahahahaha
>>218650809That's what freeloaders are for
>>218651076LANDON HASNT EATEN STAR FRUIT
>>218651071thank you>>218651084good observation and prediction>>218651076the best part of season 5 is that it isn't over and it has potential, which is why its dead center on the ranking. it can swing either way but its just day 3 so we'll have to wait and see
>>218650970Cucumber is absolutely phoning it in this season, missing out on some kino and woefully misreading many situations. His peak was Season 2. Hope he finds his rhythm again but I think he’s a Sam guy first and not having him here is causing him to care far less.
>>218650988getting worse every season somehow. grim, it's usually the only thing that keeps me watching live
>>218650988It is only /bant/ retards and I don't even care enough to make fun of Jet the fish suck ass so nobody to shit post about. What's the point of giving them ideas if they'll just do them poorly. The contestants being mostly fans reflects the state of the show this was the best they could get. Jet skipped the troll auditions on stream unless they were subtle. >Tldr nobody gives a shit anymore
>>218651197 I like season 4 more than to place it last but I appreciate you being honest and saying it's because it ended early more than anything.
>>218651076Vicky crash out Charity being schizo scammer Bezo getting doxed and exposed as pedophile Landon's bandanas Call to prayer someone owns God's music. I think this is the worst season so far and has been bad they need to step it up in any other season I could list way more.
>I use a japanese temple incenseNOBODY CARES BASHIR
>>218651389Bashir would have been better in season 2 where they were dumping milk and making them smoke til they puke.
>>218650988season has been pretty shitty so far.
