97% face edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- A blonde woman is playing the HARP!-- Angie, Jobe and Zake said they're coming to the S5 house, but maybe they're trolling... https://x.com/thezacinthehat/status/2034027501295436212-- The twins said they lived apart for a year and got "weaker and more depressed" and that they "have more neanderthal DNA than normal humans." Jet proved they have psychic powers, although they didn't know his name-- Charity quit because she didn't trust the people in the house...-- Wednesday elimination: fish with top STOX chooses who goes home!>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://old.ppv.to/fthttps://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://classic.fishtank.live/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosDon't split threads, new bakes happen at 140 images, new baker is only needed if image limit is hit (150). Don't post in early threads. Kiwifarms faggots spam threads with irrelevant thumbnails to get us banned from /tv/Previous: >>218646738
>>218647798Hey Sam i uhh, we uhh made Bam relapse and he is currently dead on the floor yeah
Why is the cast so white???
i see bread and salad. what is the entree?
Would sperm Emma while she wears that dress and tights, open toe footwear slut. Angie is a TLP, Emma is TLP coded.
ENJOY YOUR FREE FOOD, HARP SHOW, AND FANCY CLOTHES FISH!! I HOPE YOU'RE NOT A... PICKY EATER!
>>218647832she sucks so fucking bad. what does she contribute? she sucks so much nobody even has the energy to hate on her ITT, she doesn't even have the Binx star power to be hate-able. what do we know about her? what's her take on current house affairs? clip worthy Anissa moments much? she's the worst casting choice in fishtank history. someone like Meg could sit on the couch or sleep and it would become a thread bit people would take screenshots, it's funny she used to be skinny, it's funny she called herself bert etc. ANISSA IS NOTHING SHE IS THE NONTENT WHO KNOCKS SHE HAS NO SCREEN PRESENCE
Is Bam too friendtank coded?
RIP BAM
>harp show with bam after 2 fish ragequits to help the morale of the houseFRIENDTANK
>>218647832what's the missing 1% ???
>>218647866One of them is actually 25% Syrian.
>>218647832check the catalog next time
did anybody tell Bam they got fresh air yesterday when they got swatted? he's gonna freak
>>218647881she's ok.
This is the first season where I feel embarrassed to be watching.
This season is so over
bam really highlights how much of an energy vampire sam is
>landon thinks its thursday
You guys know that's THE Bam Margera right? Shome some damn respect.
>>218647881
>>218647913asking again
At least Bam is having fun
Don't split threads, new bakes happen at 140 images, new baker is only needed if image limit is hit (150). Don't post in early threads. Kiwifarms faggots spam threads with irrelevant thumbnails to get us banned from /tv/Don't split threads, new bakes happen at 140 images, new baker is only needed if image limit is hit (150). Don't post in early threads. Kiwifarms faggots spam threads with irrelevant thumbnails to get us banned from /tv/Don't split threads, new bakes happen at 140 images, new baker is only needed if image limit is hit (150). Don't post in early threads. Kiwifarms faggots spam threads with irrelevant thumbnails to get us banned from /tv/Don't split threads, new bakes happen at 140 images, new baker is only needed if image limit is hit (150). Don't post in early threads. Kiwifarms faggots spam threads with irrelevant thumbnails to get us banned from /tv/Don't split threads, new bakes happen at 140 images, new baker is only needed if image limit is hit (150). Don't post in early threads. Kiwifarms faggots spam threads with irrelevant thumbnails to get us banned from /tv/
Im bam magera and this is me impregnating bingo and bongo
Bam is having fun, fuck the bam haters.
>>218647881Anissa just lost Charity so she has to find a new fish to hang with all the time. Wine Aunt tank was fun as fuck because Charity was a blast.
>>218647895the other person was wrong for baking early
bam is awesome
the guy looks like that one guy from the sex cult who went to jail
>OH FISH... YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED... THE HARPIST MAKES A STINKY FACE WHEN WE SAY THE N WORD OVER TTS!>AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>218647924>Shome
>>218647925A fridge has more curves
>no ttsFucking cowards
>>218647832Post letty tits
lmao her helper guy looks checked out
NO TECHNOLOGYNO IDIOT BOXESNO GAMEBOYNO NINTENDO
FLESH INTO GEAR
>>218647928this
>>218647913will jet rape another female fish after this season?
>>218647913will jet crack the twins
Why is jobe such a sick fuck.
This is the thread
paint it with your ass
How much rape is there going to be this season?Who is the most likely to get raped?Who is going to resist the most?
>>218647936 He sucks and so do you faggot
i hate that harp bitch
I have a crush on Bongo.
>>218647968someone joker edit this pls
>>218647978this but sam
>>218647881she's basically a no shit taking person. if someone started fucking with her she would fling it back, but this isnt poop house so why she was picked idk
>>218647926i’m scared
>>218647954I read that in the joker voice
inb4 they blast the call to prayer in the middle of the harp performance
>>218647982You're insane
>>218647979Juliana's tummy was so tight....
Imagine you get a harp gig and bam magera is there, in a house with a bunch of freaks and the speakers on the walls are blaring "rape faggot nigga" over and over again
>>218647881shes literally just binx again but yall arent ready for that conversation
>>218647977james drake will prevent rape from happening because he is a hero
>>218647978Can't stop thinking about cocks can you tranny
holy fuck it’s matt groening
FISHTANK BREAKENJOY THE BEAUTIFUL MUSIC FISHES :D
>>218647968>30 days without freshair makes me want to become the joker
what the FUCK is the point of fasting during daylight hours for a month LM fucking AO
why is every thread filled with anons shilling the same shitty low effort oc to zero replies? who are these people?
>the performance isn't deron miller playing all his iconic riffs
>>218647968>MAN THESE TWINS ARE FUCKIN’ ATTACHED AT THE HIP
>never had a red onionbased landon. fuck onions
>>218647988 He's not even on the show anymore and you can't get him out of your head gay boy
>>218647979What happened to this rat? She was supposed to rim me after bitchtank
>>218647971kek
>>218648004Oh shit, it is
inb4 bam destroys the harp
>>218648004they look quite uncomfortable.
>>218647996White libtard harp players would be fine with it
>>218647982Back off she's mine bro, I've already dm'd her on Instagram
>>218647985fucking foot slut. I'd hate to have to suck those toes while she steps on my chest... damn.
>>218647963Why? Everyone here has seen them.
>have the fish dress up nice for the dinner>don't have the host or producer give a fuck
>>218647998you have to be extremely mentally ill to think her body was any way attractive, bitch looks like she has scoliosis in the front instead of the back
>>218648009what's the point of drinking dead guy blood wine every sunday
calls are being made
>NO FRESH AIR, NO POKEYMANZ, NO PUZZLES, JUST A FIVE COURSE MEAL AND HARPIST!>AHAHAHAHA
>>218648011penis
>>218648000binx said pumpkin chan so skibidi on night 1 and it was a huge pop
>>218648018mondonigger lets not play pretend here
Drake is best dressed by a mile its not close
Whats with MDEiggers and only liking mentally stunted raped girls?
No point even asking, Drake is the only one wearing a fucking fitted suit.
i really want to fuck the harpist, fellas
>>218648009They just skip lunch its hardly a fast.
>>218648037idk shitskin, i don't believe in that either.
James Drake looks like a fucking STUD.
1. 1st half of s32. BGpowergap3. s14. s25. 2nd half of s36. s4
Easy win
james drake is so boss
>>218648038if you watched powtank you should actually end it
Bashir is such a performative piece of shit
The Bam haters are stupid zoomers and bitter old millenials having a melty. It's because of him that the show is back & threads are revived. So yeah show some respect
Missed out on Bashir's day one Ethnoguessr what is Anissa
>>218647968DERON APPEARSWITH RIFFS THAT ARE SO EPICA SIMPLE SOUNDA HEAVY SIDEWAS DERON MILLER'S IDEA AND DERON MILLER WAS THE SOUND OF CKY AND CKY SUCKS FUCKING DICK WITHOUT DERON MILLER
what the FUCK are those shoes muhammad is wearing
my boy drake got that shit ON
I hate aryeh but he would go to war with bashir
>>218648004He looks so angry lol. You just know he's a gen-x liberal seething hard about there being no black people
Mohammed has a bow i his hair like a little girl
Big ol retard milkers
>>218648059he's kino
>>218648060Mexican
>ive been to japan idk if you knew that
Post your fit
>>218648064he tries he tries
Hi.. Uhhh big Matt here. Can I buy that Slavic girl?
gad DAYUM anissa
ALLAH GOT THAT SHIT ON
Anisa looks great
At least Bashir is self aware with his bullshit
Bingo bongoed on my bongohttps://vocaroo.com/18UXlAn18lOG
>>218648052>>218648055>>218648056>>218648064
JD at a solid 0%.
Drake absolutely mogging everyone. Emma is a close 2nd.
>>218648051hi
why are gingers always like thathe's not even unique, its a large portion of gingers
emma best dressed
>>218648060Goranian
MAKE THE FISH DO JACKASS STUNTS OTHERWISE WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF BAM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
emma chan so skibidi!!!!!!
>>218648080im dressed like emma rn
>>218648059extremely colorful mind when it comes to insults holy shit lol
What's the joke here?
Emma is such CUTE SEX I want to hammer her up and down on my dick like I'm fucking a HAND PUPPET
>>218648063japanese construction boots
bashir just wearing r/malefashionadvice's ideal outfitdressing old timey makes u look like a fag
UOOOOOH
>>218648004>production has to tell chat who it is
>>218648107Stop being a Cole
>>218648097yo
>>218648091You have autism
>>218648107Joke?
vicki doesn't look half bad
bam is so much better than samsam is good when it comes to the hell house stuff, but he's fucking terrible at being a human being
>>218648080
>>218648078>letty autist can't detect an obvious jokewhat a surprise
>>218648107You for caring
Vicky's polish woman at a funeral core
>>218647881Her stupid schizo bitch friend left. If anything she is next to leave because she provides zero value
>it's giving thursdaylol
>>218648117foot slut...
THICKY VICKY ON MY DICKY
parole hearing clothes is the most dressed up I get
why does everybody think it’s thursday
vicky looking she left the funeral
>>218648125that would imply she doesnt look half good
>>218648039
this shit is so fucking lame, are we really doing "best dressed" competitions
>>218648004foot massage incoming
>jd at 0%
>>218648059Unironically pretty fucking based anon
If the twins or landon win this vote i lose all faith in the fishtank audience
>>218648059>the show is back & threads are revived Fix the show Jet
>>218648126Bam is not a host
>>218648057love you too
>>218648125Yeah, shame about her body.
Recognized the music they are playinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHvBvkSCx2w
Anybody else notice that Bam is nice while Sam is mean?
>>218648142thats just jet
fishtank dress to impress edition
>>218648098>do you have at least 23 pieces of flair?
>>218648107
>>218648132He is mocking tts. Its isnt a self aware joke. He has yet to joke about himself for real.
>Step mom>Real mom
bingo bongo going to dave & busters fit
>>218648117emma nylon footjob
>>218648107there is no point to Jet bits. what was the point of the puppeteer or the dancing indians? the joke is on the people showing up to the house apparently.
>>218648167yeah
It's really nice seeing him hold it together. Show people what Earth Rocking is all about! YEAH! C'MON!
>>218648116>>218648117
causal drake maye W
>>218648171KINO OVERLOAD
queen vicky is pretty on the inside
>>218648126I still laugh thinking about him telling TJ he had to wear a hat and shoes to pull bitches as joke advice that TJ took 100% seriously
>>218648107>>218648175>roblox game haha
>>218648107You're acting just like Cole right now. You're acting just like Cole.
Fashion icons
>>218648162he hasn't even worked out yet!
>>218648167yea and it's boring
>>218648107this isnt a joke show anymore, its a good vibes friend livestream
average kick stream>LET'S FIND SOME PEDOS AND BEAT THEM UPaverage fishtank stream>SO LADIES...... WHO'S THE BEST DRESSED?????
I don't get, does that mean that they get along with their dad who filmed them naked when they were 9 or is their mom a dyke now?
JD has to act like a fucking faggot holy SHIT.
>>218648147It's so fucking boringI'm not a peepeepoopoo poster, but it would legitimate only be a worthwhile day if they do a challenge that ruins all of their nice clothes. Even that would be boring
>>218648059>posting fishtank site chatyou failed at life mints
>>218648192Pretty shity
i forgot this show is supposed to be funny
>no one could have predicted thatbitter faggot
>nobody could have predicted thatLmaooooo JD is seething
did Vicky semi flirt with Goran?
FISHTANK WITH AN ACTUAL GOOD POLL WIN?!?!?!?!
>>218648192Rockabilly Johansson
>>218648176You should get checked for autism
>>218648202best dressed
James Drake dub
>>218648187He’s unironically filling me with LOVE and LIFE
>>218648192
If Cole was here the show would be way better
what a jealous fat faggot how is he this stereotypical
>>218648126I've been saying since S2 that sam should just be like Frank and only show up for 4 days or so and be what he is
>>218648211their parents split up, they have both a stepdad and stepmom
>totally not seething at all
>>218648209But fishtank has never been a pedohunting thing
>>218648213Love it he’s slowly getting more and more irritated
>>218648202holeh moleh!
>>218648209says a lot about you
15% of the audience are too far gone to save
>James Drake can't stop winning
>>218647882I’m hoping he turns into a huge dick over time but if he stays friendly the whole time that’s gonna fucking suck
>>218648224why is emma twice? does that mean she got 30%?
>>218648240>scott sullivan mma making shadi look thin
>>218648107Sam not being here and getting a doped up has been
am i the only one who mutes every time bam is on screen....i cant bear the crings
>>218648211maybe their mom is gay
>>218648250Read, nigga
so when does something funny happen
>>218648234You are being fooled by a narcissist. Keep being a tool i guess
why isnt the jeetbot turned on
Is the harp lady even playing
When does the harp lady do something?
>>218648199grey gardens vibes
JD was SEETHING that James Drake won
>>218648202whats the expression she does after the camera panned down? some sort of disappointment?
god damn thinkin about fuckin the harpy lady bros god damnit FUCK
Reminder its Jet’s show, he controls the action.
>there we have it, there’s our winnerforeshadowing for 27 days from now
>>218648202tlb (b stands for butterface)
It's another season where I don't endorse a contestant.
James Drake is my nigga
>>218648209its honestly the joke in itself. the identity of fishtank has completely flipped, but you can say nigger!
>Didn't dress up the jeetbot
>>218648248I would much prefer that, he is usually why the show gets shit after the 2nd week because he spergs out and scares someone off
>>218648268just you soured faggotget off sam's dick
This season is so heckin wholesome! No villains, no stakes, just a colorful cast of characters getting along. I'm glad fishtank has finally found it's rhythm. Tomorrow's challenge is nap time (and every one will win, even the audience).
>>218648224>>218648228>>218648230>>218648213Get vibe nuked
>>218648209>LET'S FIND SOME PEDOS AND BEAT THEM UPHoly based, do people really get away with assaulting people on Kick? I'm not that familiar with it.
is the harp played by ai?
>>218648265he's strong
>>218648264No im just retarded. JD got no votes lol
>>218648252You sure about that?
I need Anissa to get shitface drunk and mount Drake in that dress whilst my Vance gently weeps
If I wait to have kids until by balls are really old will that increase my chances of having cute clairvoyant aspie twin daughters?
How exactly is a harp entertainment, Jet?
If you wouldn't fuck James Drake, you're gay
>>218648147It's chatgpt challenges, dont think otherwise. And he's also picking stuff that just lets him be on camera a lot cause he's obsessed with that.
I can't wait for the payoff, I just know Jet Neptune has something twisted and hilarious waiting at the end of all this! Just you wait guys!
>>218648256cmon, you might not like her but she is clearly the best dressed female
>>218648294She didnt even show up today. I hope it wasn't just a one day bit.
when does the harp lady throw poop at them
>>218648252You now remember Simmons and Brandon
Now that Sam is not there are we really going to see Jet play with his dollhouse for a month?
hellhouse fags are in a tiffy
>>218648268not gonna make it faggot
>>218648280Bros wearing fucking JEANS
>>218648209This show is high art, you wouldn't get it.
Ghost harp
>Autistic fucking Landon is too picky to eat pasta or even the saladfucking basement dwelling faggot. Annoying.
Harp lady has to be recharged by kneeling for BLM
anything happened in the last 3 hours? shit put me to sleep
when does harp lady shave her head
why are they so obsessed with landons picky eating, its really weird just let that nigga eat bread it isnt bothering you
>>218648304But nobody chased him down and beat him into a shrieking, crying mess
>so we hired a harpist to haul in a harp and play music over a bluetooth speaker next to the harp
>>218648271I genuinely don't know. The mobile indian thing the first day was pretty funny but so far nothing else has remotely made me smile
>>218648264i thought the captcha was supposed to stop stupid jeets from posting but i guess this one got through..
being picky is so cringe
>>218648297To piss off the audience this should happen. Wholesometank.
>>218648268this but with JD
>>21864830075% of kick streams are people smoking crack and beating people up and crashing cars and the other 25% are online slot machine streams or something
FUNERAL TANK
Landon needs to clean his plate
Lando is such a fag, christ grow up already
Bashir is such a faggotalso:>bashir trying to give landon advice on how to raise his stox
>>218648331he said he didn't like burgers yesterday
>>218648331Why do you care what he eats
>>218648300No, you can't even film a fight or you will get banned
is that actually the dude who created the simpsons? if so what is he doing here
what if the harp lady shit in their Alfredo and started shooting mustard at them while saying '"content,content,content" than sam hyde showed up punched a wall than sat on his laptop, that would be so content
>>218648300I'm pretty sure clavicular ran someone over with his car and didn't get banned
I don’t think they understand autism and texture avoidance
>>218648332Bam lives matter
>>218648325>>218648321>>218648335Hi Jet! Your bits suck.
the harpist is lowkey pissing me off
>>218648310I don't doubt they'll use ChatGPT for challenge ideas, but any retard can come up with this one. It's beneath ChatGPT tier.
>>218648344it's a pretty common autism thing.
why are the cameras broken?
>>218648336picky eater spotted
>When you start to miss Sam breaking shit content because of Friendhouse slop
>>218648342pinches gringos comiendo tacos con tenedor aaa laaa verrrga
eat the fucking pasta you autistic freak
So is the joke that Jet looks like a fucking retard who couldn't be bothered to dress up next to everyone else?
Is it just a programmed harp? Holy shit that sounds like such a free money glitch, I might have to look into that.
>>218648331you are mentally ill
>>218648313Im talking about landon + twin voters
>>218648343yeah yeah, last year it was trannies now its jeets, who is next years bogeyman
>>218648357>>218648359>>218648336lmao the autists out in his defense now. Broaden your food horizons picky faggots.
This 'best dressed' bit should end with a food fight where all the clothes get ruined.also>Bam talking about his kid situationlol
I give monetized visitations(fucking sucks)But it is what it is-Bam
Can we go back to spamming the Landon song?
Something extremely funny happening in 10 minutesGet ready
>I've broken my wrist 15 times
>>218648374Mexicans cut the fibre line.
>>218648366>muh texture muh textureNo he's just a manchild who's parents never pushed him to try food beyond dino nuggies and cheesy fries
>>218648384but MUH TEXTURE
>>218647832Famoushouse>friendhouse>hellhouse>fanhouse
>>218648386there are no jokes this season.
>>218648321>>218648364this would advance the culture so hard
This is officially better than S3. Ready to apologize to Jet?
>>218648374mexican worker installing the gate hit their fiber wire with a shovel
bag over emmas head fishtoy
>>218648366The twins aren't complaining. Man up, janny!
>>218648384No.
>>218648360Ah gay. There's some pedo beat up videos on BitChute last I checked. Ripped from some dude who usually charges for them too.
>>218648398the boxing guru returns
>9 DUIs
>>218648374net and yahoo did this
>>218648379honestly yeah
cooling down on the harp desu
landon is gonna starve to death. they should make all the food he likes super expensive so he's forced to get out of that gay picky eater thing
>>218648393most food sucks. put the fork down fatass
what is monetized visitations?
>>218648189
emma pov footjob fishtoy
>>218648387I'm actually disappointedI was disappointed that it was a harpist and now I'm even more disappointed that it's an auto harp and no one is actually playing it
>>218648406zam
>>218648386He’s genetically incapable of looking smart
>it's day 3 and spergs are already complaining about a lack of hellhouse>it's day 15 and spergs are complaining about hellhouse saying it's goranianyou people don't know what you want
bam is better than sam because bam can talk to other people like a real human without any weird irony or alpha stuff
>talking to James Drake about DUI's
Bam's gonna choke to death on salad...
>>218648422midwest thing
>>218648379I miss Tai making fun of Sam to his face
>>218648393You sound gay
>>218648432What Bam did in Season 4
>>218648398There has to be something right?
>>218648437Thats not an autoharp
people that are pissed off by picky eaters are worse than picky eaters, extremely neurotic behavior
>>218648424his dead he has 6 fingers its a AI video
jet neptune bleeding from every orifice fishtoy
the lets bring the harp and have the harpist not play it bit is fucking annoying the fuck outta me
>>218648430It's easier than that>Your job today is to try as many different foods as possible>1 dollar per food item
Guys this harpist died 5 years ago this very day
>James Drake doesn't realize how multiple DUIs work because he's only gotten the one
you better make this shit good jet
>>218648369I wish she'd at least played the fricking thing
>>218648432Comic con shit. Signing autographs, taking pictures etc.
>>218648406nice
>>218648431you're supposed to chew and swallow it, not shove it up your ass
>>218648434lol
>9 DUIs>you dont get no fresh air in prison!
>>218648336real nigger shit right here
>>218648428Double take is an obvious sign the chick was attracted, why didn't he->indianOh. What a shame.
https://old.reddit.com/r/jackass/comments/1rusdsc/bam_is_host_of_s5_of_fishtank/
>>218648373He's not that low functioning he has no excuse
>>218648406Would absolutely welcome those thighs wrapped around my head
>>218648413what's it like to have shit taste?
>>218648456I don't care what other people choose to eat or not eat as long as they don't whine about it
>>218648443It’s always been that way
tell them harp people to play louder, can't hear
we need a food fight asap, this is boring.
>>218648432he gets paid to visit his kid
9 FUCKIN DUIS
>>218648331 You need professional help
https://pagesix.com/2023/12/22/entertainment/bam-margera-granted-supervised-visitation-with-son-phoenix-5-after-public-breakdown-led-him-to-get-sober/he is going on fishtank to prove himself
I'm clocking Landon as 75 IQBingo 80Bongo 83Victoria 90Anissa 90Emma 95Bashir 95JD 97James 100Bezo 90Charity 95Bam 85 (20 years ago 100)Jet 90Sam 115
why is she not playing the harp? i thought it was dinner and a show.. not show after dinner
>>218648402hate and death
>>218648462he just won't do it, picky eaters are like that. making him literally starve is the only way unless he suddenly has some sort of paradigm shift
has james drake talked about his DWI yet?
>>218648456Its incredibly childish and a really bad look for an adult. People dont want to be around picky eaters because they are not equipped to handle life as an adult.
>>218648494good girl
>>218648450To be fair Sam did need to hear from someone funnier than him that his stand up sucks
send him in
harp status?
harpist lady name please. does she have nude?
>>218648493thats understandable, i also dont think landon is whining hes just saying he wont eat it after everyone is pressuring him to
emma is brat
>>218648224How did Anissa not win? I love the Drakester but cmon.
I heard the harp guy is a pedophile.
People that are pissed off by people that are pissed off by picky eaters are worse than picky eaters, extremely neurotic behavior
I don’t want hellhouse to start. I don’t want Bingo and Bongo to go through that.
>waether talkSOMEONE PEE ON SOMEONES LUGGAGE ALREADY
>>218648519Shut the fuck up
>>218648494so emma simps are just thinking "yeah she looks low confidence enough to go out with me" right
>threads are beyond dogshityou now remember when someone asked "who's ur fav trans pornstar" and there were instantly 25 replies
>>218648524https://www.instagram.com/harpist.tyler/
>>218648511this is pretty accurate
>>218648511you're bad at this
when does cky show up
this is cozy
>>218648480KEK>YOU BETTER GET A GOOD BOOK FROM THE COMMISSARY
>>218648535See
>>218648518Yeah. That mugshot was on the memescreen
more harp lady
>>218648393we know you eat everything in sight piggy
>>218648494epstein files looking ahh clip
>>218648434there she is.
>>218648331I once spent 2 weeks in Italy with an autist who wouldn't eat pasta or anything with tomato sauce. She had to eat steak every time we went out to a restaurant and eventually she got so backed up she was stuck on the toilet for 2 days.
>the "show" is just music playing on a speakerkill jet
>>218648526claire got some competition
Wow, Americans eating real food and listening to real music?
>>218648512It's 1.dinner 2.and a show
>>218648537That was a kiwifarms raid.
>>218648530IT WAS PEDDLE PHILE>Harps are string instruments you can attach peddles to them like a guitar , man has 21394593456 peddles.
Did the wiggers give them a piece to fucking play? It looks like they're looking at something for the first time.
Harps are a fucking scam, bitch are you playing a harp or a laptop
>>218648550heh
Wait the harp lady is just playing music from her laptop?
>>218648532They'll probably surprise you. They've been through some shit. Also they seem too scatterbrained to stay mad long, assuming they can even get truly mad.
>>218648510>Mr Margera, I see you've found employment as a host of a show where they use the word Kike...
>>218648511this poster likely believes himself to be 120+ IQ
fishtank is poop
>>218648522Hi seth
no way bam heel turns
That's enough harp. Send in The Freestyler.
JD IS BEING A FAGGOT AGAIN
>bam mogging Landon Kek
the harp is just for show, they're being paid to play music off their laptop
JD is so fucking smarmy
>>218648550cute
>>218648511Bashir clearly has a high iq
what if Bam actually dies on this show
>>218648510Did you guys really miss the LET HIM HAVE HIS OWN MIND posting?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI8ADxCIp4A
People that eat food are weird
kek based bam shitting on landon
drinks milk with coffee creamer????????????????????????
>>218648494Grok is gonna have some fun with this one
>>218648582but he's actually 17
Milk and coffee creamer sounds like the most Wisconsin thing ever.
>>218648485Lol all the comments>Ew hEs wItH dAt wHitE suprEmaCist SaM hYdE nOw??Redditors not beating the faggot allegations today
Landon is the blandest man alive
>never had onion>never had strawberry>never had rice
Damn 2 walks before first elmination. Guess we're really have to pump the brakes right guys? Which is crazy because the momentum this season has been off the rails so far!!!
oh she's actually playing
Autists ITT actually getting offended on Landon's behalf lmfao
>>218648519I'm a manchild and I'm not going to eat your nasty ethnic slop
>>218648532They’ll be good I’m sure
>>218648579they play after the crunching and munchin so the audience can focus on their art
My one nitpick is that bam isn't in the gold striker outfit
WOW SHES FINALLY TOUCHING AFTER AN HOUR OF USING AI
Love a bit of harp.
Vicky pisses me the fuck off
What did Landon get from the buffet?
Harp JEW playing her Harp JEW music
why did it take her 45 min to start playing?
What's the gimmick here
>>218648536no, she's a very cute and demure little lady who desperately needs her guts pummeled by my girthy cock
T_Tso butiful
What kind of food are they eating? The bitrate is so shit I cant tell
>>218648579sheet music on tablet bro...
landon only drinks shit with a pH of 13
Harps seem like a scam. Why do they need to be that big?
>>218648620Someone arrest this retard's parents
>>218648511The average Syrian IQ is 74. Bashir is much lower
doing landon diet until the shows over
>eatingISHYGDDT
james drake appreciates the beautiful music
why is he there
she is actually pretty good
>>218648620Never had rice? or strawberry? you fuckint serious? No wonder he looks like a fucking ogre.
Starting to play and shutting the room up must feel awesome
>>218648625i just dont care about hearing about his picky eating habits all day every day, it happens every time food is mentioned and its just them whining about him and he doesnt say anything
>>218648511>James 100James is way smarter than average. Have you listened to him at all? He has a very high social iq
Im not saying I want it to turn into hellhouse immediatelyI'm saying I want SOMETHING FUCKING FUNNY TO HAPPENNOTHING FUNNY HAS HAPPENED ALL DAY
>>218648625This kek
>>218648641they're trying to summon the jokerposters
You won't believe what they have planned after the harp music.
vibe off
>>218648526I was debating whether brat is the right word for it, but what else would it be?
I hope Bam slowly eases in to mocking the cast and berating them. He really seems too nice though.
>>218648625Bashir is a fag talking about "you have to travel the world and experience cultures and food" but Landon is taking it too far in the other direction.
>>218648644olive garden slopit's too exotic for landon though
>>218648651for you
>>218648607that's so random dude
So when am I supposed to start laughing?
>>218648661monitoring the situation
landon really reminds me of mike schank and they're both from wisconsin
This the night we check out and come back at like 1am and see if anything happened?
>>218648661He hits her if she messes up
hoity-toity, pinkie's out y'all
>>218648661to collect the money from the wiggers
<3
>>218648590>features in the movie HAGGARD>starring Bam>Fresh Air Kino
Now have TTS call all harp players nigger faggots
What's his gimmick?
>>218648644pasta and garlic bread and salad
what song is she playing?
>>218648590HELLYEAH now we're talkin
>>218648644salad, bread and fettuccine alfredo. i think there might be another red sauce pasta too
I just know JD is brewing some bullshit ass comment
>>218648071Would
>>218648690the laughter stopped when charity left
the harp is a beautiful instrument
>>218648625well it is offensive when you really think about it.
>>218648661he is telepathically beaming music notes into her head
>>218648661Best freeloader this season
>>218648706Being a cuck in atlanta
>>218648641They go straight from this to hellhouse.
this better be a setup for something
>>218648644catering from olive garden or some shit
I'm sleepy
not getting bag pipes for st paddys day is a massive L
landon's probably ate pussy before fuck you all
Why do they care so much about his eating habits, Jesus leave the guy alone
>>218648661The rapenator. if the Harpist messes up he rapes her
>>218647890>there's actually fags that want hell house torture show on day 1
THROW POOP AT THE HARPIST!!!!
>>218648706eye candy
>>218648718i love to listen to it
>>218648587Naw he only kick turns
>bam about to post a selfie with the caption>these motherfuckers are in here for 30 days no fresh air no game boy haha! Wild shit reminds me of my jackass days wjdbdbs
the harp reminds me of an angelic laugh i once heard…
>>218648706wouldn't be surprised if he's her teacher or something. Production probably just booked the cheapest harp they could find, which is probably a hobbyist with a teacher looking for some paid practice time.
>>218648661coddled nontent
>>218648661she has the key to his cock cage and needs to help him out when he pisses
i.. i actually like love and life house...
So should I keep watching or is it just a "chill day" since two dumbass contestants left and now Goran and the gang have to figure out what the fuck to do to get the show back on track? This seems like a nothingburger today.
>>218648661he's a big bam fan
NOW EVERYONE HAS TO SIT IN SILENCE AND LISTEN TO BEAUTIFUL HARP PLAYINGHAHAAHAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
ishowspeed streams are more interesting but I'll keep watching this garbage
is the season over? it feels like the season is over
>>218648727after 5 seasons you except there to be some sort of setup? come the fuck on
>>218648706Fred Hyde
>>218648661he turns the pages on the written musicbut now they have it on an ipadbut he still gets paid to stand thereit's a union thing
does anyone know what the yellow arrow tape on the floor is about?
>>218648661paul mccartney
How much do you think that harp costs? 20K?
>>218648679a harpsichord soliloquy? :o
>>218648718Its the least beautiful of all string instruments. The violin beats the dog shit out of it.
why is landon so fucking high in stox?
>>218648704kek w
harptank is kino im afraid
>>218648740>not so fast>you will have to come through me first before you defeat the hokage
>>218648733Nah he was going to but he didn't like the texture.
>>218648727it's the opening act for the real performance
can you play simple man?
any good twitter recapfags yet?
>>218648706being the creator of the simpsons
>jet walks up and cuts the strings with scissors with a straight face
>>218648747that's so beautiful
>>218648745>they might even have snakes here and as you know I hate snakes
>>218648753What fucking track?
>>218648767yeah
>>218648766kek
>>218648767it's part of some mystery the twins are trying to figure out some meta thing i think
>>218648775reddit chungus
>>218648773You sound like a dumb retard, it's a solid top 5.
>>218648767>This way to Mecca, anon
>>218648733hes a picky eater but not when it comes to pussy nam sayin
>>218648745>day 3>luxury dinner and a harp show
how much is this in $$$??
MAKE THE HARPIST WEAR A DIAPER WHILE SHE PLAYSMAKE BASHIR DO A HOT DOG EATING CHALLENGEWE NEED TO HOLD HANDS AND PRAY FOR CHARLIE KIRK
>>218648759this is the epilogue that takes place during the afterlife of the show
>>218648767Yes, everyone knows, hopefully no one tells you fucking NEWFAGGOT
kody's fit is so ass
>>218648661hired muscle in case the wiggers dont pay
>>218648782letty is in the reindeer
I'm switching to NXT it's Booker T Appreciation Night
trailer status?
>>218648511Bashir speaks 3 languages and has a PhD
>>218648782
>>218648705ScarVo
you know what would pair nice with this harp and dinner? a nice cold glass of choc on the rocks.
WHYISNOBODYVOMITINGON THEFLOOR?
Does no more Sam mean no icky pukers this season? Will we still get the marathon but with less vomiting?
The Harpist reminds me of time Jet's head went SPLAT against the concrete
they all look so nice and enjoy the beautiful music and scrumptious cuisine together
>>218648810Name the top 5 and see harp doesn't cut it. Ill wait
I didnt grow up with jackass so i dont care for some boomer washed up druggie like bam
Do Americans really just rudely talk over a live performing harpist?
>>218648767pointing to mecca
>>218648782I like how you can tell that's Letty right away, the lack of coordination is off the charts
>>218648770lyon and healy 30 30k
Haven't watched since day 1 anything happened besides 2 fish leaving?
>>218648755>that pic
When does he start forcing people to piss themselves
>>218648816all kino btw
When it finally comes time to force Landon out do a "eat a jar of sauerkraut" challenge or something
>>218648773less beautiful than a banjo or a sitar or an autoharp?
our girl showing off the goods
Is Azzy watching this season??
>>218648851Unironically no
Bashir fuming right now. Haram.
allah time
>>218648767 On day 1 Jet put it there to point which way mecca is at to help Bashir with his praying
>>218648755>no charity loudly laughing over the musicI miss her
>>218648827This was the first time "computer" broke character completely too, Jet is mega retarded.
My last neighbor had athletic build with domestic violence Irish peasant face like Emma, used to watch her tanning out in the yard during summer
>>218648743Cool when harpists try to play piano music. Clair de lune sounds really nice io the harp
>>218648772if that's what you want to call it...
>>218648815I think 1 fishbuck is roughly $10 on the site but I don't remember
>>218648811thanks>>218648819hurr im so edgy i watch 24/7 just so i can complain
>>218648841Octave range trumps all.
WHY ISN'T THE HARPIST ASSISTANT PISSING HIMSELF??
>>218648859jimmy-eque complaint
i thought this was fishtankwhy aren't they throwing poop at the harp lady?
>>218648773harp rules but violin does in fact beat the dogshit out of it
And on day 3........ there will be a dinner.. with a ..... HAHAHAHARP SHOWWWWW.... and for beverages... PLASTIC WATER BOTTLES AHAHAHHAHAA IM LOSING MY MINDDD
A TOAST. To friend tankm
>Lived to see Fishtank get too highbrow for me
Production, Host, and Cast are fucking NONTENT
>>218648855Why your image quality look like hot dooky?
>>218648845they're hired to be background noise at parties you are broke you are polish or brazillian and can't conceptualize an upper class party in a big house with a performance while people with important jobs socialize
High browed sophisticated harp piece about Bashir sucking and the twins ruling.https://vocaroo.com/171Vhc52vp1j
Playing the sandnigger music over the harp right now would be pretty funny
>>218648880pics or didn't happen
Oh fuck off
lmao okay that was good Jet
>>218648823>WE WANT THE GOLD BURT, SUCKA
Imagine charity laughs during this harp segment.......FLY HER BACK!!!!!
>>218648864Bango beats it yes. I dont count poo instruments in my ranking, imagine. The last one is just harp again.
>>218648865Goran has new toy
actually funny bit
>>218648823my GAWD man... MY GAAAHD
lmfao
>>218648909Who is this
Alright, that's a good fucking bit.
kek good bit
lmao harp lady pissed
its a good bit lmao
>>218648889>hurr im so edgy i watch 24/7 just so i can complainnigga WHAT
lmao
neptunian
ok that's kinda funny
>>218648887CONTENT IS STARTING
>>218647996FUCKING CALLED IT
actually a good bit from jet
this goat fucker is really going to cuck content right now? why do they keep coddling this faggot?
copied /ftl/s homework again award
lol
>>218648740WHERES THE SPITTING
>>218648903the bitrate
>>218648885.............. i'm scared
KekCalled it
>>218648932
lmao smug liberals are like "no problem bro"
>>218648870
MINTS YOU FAGGOT.
KEK
why's the jetster looking so fat
You are praying, right?
>>218648925She has better hips than I expected. Still forget she exists for half the time I watch though.
>>218648890And yet it bores the soul.
>>218648857I just wish so much that her face was a little better
>>218648965she must love charli XCX
>>218648922an autoharp is not a "harp again" uncultured NIGGER
>>218648948Neptunian
HEY I KNOW THIS SONG
Harpist is FUCKING PISSED dude!
"stole an /ftl/ idea again" award
>>218648948Thank you. I tried to get one but missed
>>218648909literally no one cares Ben
>>218648059Why does he love Vicky so much
so the lady plays the harp.. what is the old dude there for? is he the conductor?
HERE COMES THE SUN yay :D
here comes the sun
>>218648925don't do that
>>218648953>this goat fucker is really going to cuck content right nowfucking with atlanta "people" is content
>>218648925NOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS HOW IT ALWAYS STARTS
here comes the poopoo and pee peeits alright
MAKE THE HARPIST TALK ABOUT H1B INDIANS
>jumps right into here comes the sunFucking lmao
I like the the cams arent working :)It means I don't have to bother switching and can just watch wholesome curated content right from the tap! Neptunian kino!
>>218648896>>218648773the violin/fiddle is good for a solo/sort of focused instrument the harp is great for backing vocals or other instruments while the violin isn'tthey have different use cases the harp is closer to the piano or classical guitar in it's utility
HERE COMES THE SUN
>>218648965This bitch always has checkerboard shit, satanic.
>>218648991Webms hurry. I'm a mobile user and the site is abysmal
>>218648773zither mogs all
>>218648984And yet its in the name. Quick question, can you read?
>>218648407This.Landon is a waste of space. People like him should be culled. Failed at being human.
>>218649001wow
>>218648875got it, thanks
>>218649009omg
>the beatlesreally, REALLY cringe
>Jet comes in>uhhh yeah we can't have you playing copyrighted music
>>218648965>masonic floor tiles
twins eepy
>Knock out here comes the sun as fast as you can, we're ditching this "party"
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773792061521738.mp4
>>218648925so long as bingo is safe he could slit her throat for all i care
the contrast of angelic sugary western harp and subhuman rape goat singing is advancing the culture ya’ll
>>218648998The pimp
THE VIBES ARE TOO GOODTHE VIBES ARE TOO GOODTHE VIBES ARE TOO GOODTHE VIBES ARE TOO GOODTHE VIBES ARE TOO GOOD
zagnut?
strawberry fields next
>>218648865>Just a little number For the wiggers or drake to rip off
Fucking Bam's mind being blown by this dude not eating anything that isn't fried potato, I love it.
Allah akbar motherfuckers. Fuck white people.
PISS AND DIAPERS RIGHT NOW
here comes the sun? more like HERE COMES THE POOP!!
>>218648997Vicky fucking rocks man. I hate seeing fags hate on VVs
>>218648998she can't carry it
>>218648773for me its the harp cuz I'm a piano head so harp is much more similar. I don't enjoy solo violin as much
>>218648965i'll take the brown pill
doo doo doo doo :D
>>218649031in every pic
I recognize this harp song. The fuck is it?
>>218649025hi
>>218649040this
>>218647832The summaries on these threads make this show sound so funny but then I turn it on and it's boring as fuck
bam's handwriting always fucking kills me
>>218648925motherfucker
>>218649052kek
>>218649000>Here comes the SUDS
>>218649036ebin
>>218649021aglee
>>218649030lol watch this guys
>>218649063hi
>>218648875>>218648846>>218648811These wiggers know the earth is moving around?
I only listen to speed metal harp
They should play this music for his next prayerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS8hMuHV7Sg
>>218649050Actually funny
varmelon
there's no plan for the harp, she's gonna unceremoniously leave after nothing interesting happening
>never had watermelonwhat the fuck
>>218649062The Beatles - Here Comes The Sun
without emma, there is no season 5without season 5, there is no emmait's a symbiotic relationship
>>218648896I find the cellos range a lot more pleasant, but a quartet mogs
She's voting republican next elections
harpist should play the jackass theme
Love this one.
>>218648456Kill yourself, manchild
WE NEED MILK OLYMPICS NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
>>218649060Does she have nudes? Asking for a friend.
>>218649062System of a down iirc
>>218649036excellent
You ever tried a Zagnut?
>>218649044LET ME TAKE YOU DOWN
>>218648978her face is fine she just has a very prominent big nose. if she got a rhinoplasty she would be a 8/10 for her age
Make her play 96 quite bitter beings NOW
why isn't bam smashing cabinets and saying nigger to the harpist's face?
>>218648997Because of the first night where she had a breakdown
Bam is fucking losing it over this
>claps for two seconds>YOU EVER TRIED A ZAGNUT?fucking kek
bachbros we won
happy bam :)
>>218649098landon confirmed not a nigger
How does the harp resonate so much? Is there a cavity in the spine or something?
how the fuck do you live in america and never eat chinese food
>>218649054>I like the harp because its a worse piano Harp loses again
this song was in end of evangelion
NEW>>218647605>>218647605>>218647605new>>218647605>>218647605>>218647605
Why isn't the harpist puking into a diaper right now?
This nigga never had Chinese food... THE FUCK. his parents have failed him. Fucking basement dwelling ass nigga.
>>218649017>THE SUN?>THESE GUYS PROBABLY WISH THEY’D GET TO SEE THE SUN>I’D BE GOING CRAZY BY NOW
the old guy looks mad
>>218649106>a quartet mogsActual truthnuke.
this nigga landon has never eaten food in his life kek
Has anything happened today?
based bam bullying the sped
>>218649135Landon goes from W to W
Have these people never met an autistic picky eater? Its not that funny.
bams happiness is all i care about
>>218648913Harp lady already fucking hates the fish. She's used to actual rich people parties and weddings
>>218648939>can I get my 72 virgins now?
>>218649085cmon man
stop bullying landon
Fresh air chad Bam is getting mind broken by shut-in aspie
>>218649126he's just having a great time :)
>>218649125Would be kino. I tried looking it up on yutube and no one has done it
>never eated a sammich
>>218649146nigga you still seething, put the fork down piggy
when does the harpist play the viva la bam theme
>>218649156ur probably autistic
>>218649156its not being autistic it's a freka i've met a ton of more normie people who just drink energy drinks and don't like coffee because they don't like how it tastes
>>218648511Bashir is def. above 100 IQ and so is JamesYou're really bad at this
A harpist raped me as a boy, I never heard the rapist play the harp. But a harpist is always a rapist
>>218649137Standing waves in the room because jet can't into carpets.
>>218649146>Never had food poisoningLandon W
>>218649106pretty based
is that the lion king song
Nobody clapped for the harp lady :(
can u feel
bam having a blast
>>218649156its a weird phenomenon how triggered people get over it. but bam and james make it a little funny without being neurotic about it
>>218648511people who spend time online get their concept of what avg totally messed up, your sense of 80/85 is what average actually is
>>218649222Sorry harp lady, Bam is too busy roasting the picky eater autist lmao
>>218648683Bashir is right though, seethe amerimutt
I hate the contemporary shit on a harp.
>>218649192its because that poser doesnt even have a triple digit iq so he cant comprehend anything about 95
>>218649018>>218649031She said her clientele when she was a dominatrix were all gross old men. Probably a lot of Freemason freaks
>>218649156I'm an autistic picky eater and I find it very funny.
>>218649156i have and it's not that interesting but it's indeed funny because they're making it funny. stay in ur corner, party wojak
Who is the harp cuck
They should have Landon try Indian food
>>218649192Kek he is 90 max. Not one original thought in his head
>>218649369>Not one original thought in his headHow is that an indicator of IQ?
>>218649156yes it is it's hilarious. People that only eat butter noodles and chicken nuggets with ketchup are a freak show with a toddler palate
>>218649156Sure it is. It's like meeting a real life cartoon character.
>>218648738or just something entertaining
>>218649262glad im not the only one
>>218649262such a waste
