ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG Edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- Cams back up, fiber's repaired-- Landon did a late night podcast-- Head (friend of Bam) joined-- Highest Stox day 4 gets immunity next elimination-- Bezo and Charity left, elimination postponed-- Tech issues [solved], construction worker cut their internet cables by accident-- New rooms being added soon>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://classic.fishtank.live/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosDon't split threads, new bakes at page ≈10 or image limit 150Previous: >>218674540
it's war
>>218676509There will be a gardener job or they will each have to care for one of those plants.Calling it.
They think JD did it lol
why poopy landon dump pee pee on big head??
>he thinks JD did itnow we're talking
>>218676566He did what he had to do
>>218676509OP you baked too much breads! now we have to sell them really cheap or throw them away.
>The last thing you see before getting slimed out in Arizona.
What is everyones jobs today ?
>>218676596yeah he probably thought why would the janitor do such a thing like trash the place
>>218676596the wiggers will let through a spoiler tts
i want to marry bongo and have an affair with bingo
I feel like Bashir being “annoying” is a nonissuepp. You guys need to stop scrounging for someone to self-insert as or simp over and instead start enjoying the people watching aspect of the show. Seriously, he has way more character than the others and that lends positively to it as the show goes on and it’s placed under attack.There’s certainly some interesting personalities on this season but really none of them have his potential.Take the twins as an example: if Frank shows up he’s not going to get physical with them but even still, they won’t care about their shit getting ruined or anything he’ll say to them. That’s why Bashir is objectively a high tier contestant. I’m also not saying the twins suck or anything so calm down.
>>218676619boring shit
Bashir doing the indian head nod kek
>>218676629this is the perfect outcome and the wiggers will definitely ruin it
emma status?
why does the muslim put on the indian accent when speaking hindu
I hate headI hate boomersI hate bam
>>218676629The audience hate JD they will just say he did it
>>218676644We can be annoyed with him as a person and still appreciate him for being a good fit for the tank. It's not that fucking difficult man.
>>218676608She sure is nifty
>>218676643Bongo is the slutty one though
gurr
Head teaming up with the Twins to get revenge on JD is kino (even though Landon was the culprit kek)
>>218676661Blacked
>>218676668thats because youre an anime discord tranny and they remind you of your disappointed dad
>he thinks it was JD>"THEY GOT ME GOOD"
>>218676661Doing absolutely nothing besides being Jet's spankbank material, per usual
PRANK WAR
>>218676679That’s what I’m saying. There’s some people using it as a disqualifier or something.
>bam walks inYEAH I WAS WATCHING IT WAS CRAZY WHEN LANDON DID THAT
PRANK WARSWe are so back! HELL HOUSE
We were in the goo room nigga
use first, we're in here>>218676444>>218676444>>218676444
Why can't the wiggers just do any fucking due diligence before they start their seasons?
>>218676661Breaking her boyfriends heart by coming on the show despite his reservations
if JD's dumb fucking ass doesn't stop saying his jobs out loud...
>>218676730>boomer prank warit's going to be funny
bashir is gonna rape your bitch and make her one of his wives and basically you're gay as fuck nigga https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773861854773829.mp4
I was a couple threads behind and couldn't watch because I was on a work call and I nearly burst out laugh because an anon said >the fresh air roomIs that what they are actually calling it?
>>218676750Landon is so stupid, he's telling Head what JD's job was.
>>218676690Bongo won me over with this, she’s beautiful.
>>218676746Too many choices
Thread-splitters? Again? That's fine, Bingo and her twin sister are busy being beautiful, so I have no problem doing a rewrite. I ordered a .31 caliber with a 3.5" barrel and had it overnight shipped to me. It's only a pound and two grams, so it would be a really good choice for her, that's if it's her first gun. I think it's going to make a first good impression on Bingo because it's not, "hey, I bought you this cute thing on throne", but instead, "hey, I want you to be safe, and I'm giving you this so that you can be safe". There's a lot of fucked up people in the audience, and I want her to know that some of us not only care, but want to protect her. When we do meet up it's going to be normal for her to think I'm a normal simp like everyone else, and that's fine. When she sees such a wonderful offer of gratitude, then Bingo will be certain that I'm not one of those people: she won't have any choice but to want to be with me. Such a gesture could make her fall in love with me. I do want you all to know, though, in case you plan to do any counter-operations: don't bother. I have a lot of other ideas in the works as to how I could show Bingo what kind of person I am.
now i gotta have 2 threads open because of these baking faggots
>>218676746Good for you.I would rather be in the slower of the two threads. These things run fucking fast.
>>218676755bashirbastards taking over
>>218676727kek
>>218676759>Is that what they are actually calling it?probably the garden
>>218676746fake thread
>>218676750>oh im sorry, were you vibing?
>>218676774I can't believe I forgot to post a picture of these beautiful angels alongside my post. Shame on me. Shame!
>>218676766I know lmao what a fucking moron
something about bams cadence is hilarious
>>218676750The production needs to say something like ''if you tell someone your job the money is void'' and they will stop doing it....
>>218676747A few days in government talk is 4-7 weeks btw, probably more since we are talking about a southern state
i hate the jeetbot
>>218676837it really is that fucking simple but these dumb fucks aren't that smart
remember that gay cole story from earlier this month how he wants a road tour with 3 guys in one car around whole usa?
>>218676690UN BESO Y UNA FLOR
>>218676847it was good for 5 minutes it needs to be repurposed/monetized
Miss him yet?
>>218676836its like hes tryin to get as much words as he can before he has to take a breath
>>218676774>>218676815this is really wonderful anon, i speak for everyone in this threads when i say that we believe in you! show bingo your real self, don't be dishonest and she will love you. its inevitable that you two start dating when the season ends!
>>218676858what a horrible fucking idea>>218676881I really miss him coming to the house late, working out for 1 hour and leaving!
>>218676847it's just not funny, i don't see the point of it. put anyone else on there
>NO FRESH AIR>NO BOOKS>NO GAMEBOY
>YO DIS FOO DON'T EAT BURGERS
He thinks it's JD or Bashir.
>>218676509"Head"heads where we at?
dumbasses lol
>>218676913>aww cmon bam
>>218676881fuck no
Head rules actually
where’s the strawberries in this joint
I was thinking last night for a bit about how I would have made day three not suck donkey balls. It was boring as fuck. Recap of the events>fish got dressed up in their nicest outfits>they hung out. Got dinner. Got a show>harp player played, was interupted once by the goatfucker music. Was interrupted at the end by sfxIt was completely vapid and empty. There was nothing neptunian about it because there was no chaos, aesthetic or otherwise. The house should absolutely not go peepeepoopoo icky gickers on day 3. But there needs to be SOMETHING of value to make it fun to watch. Otherwise it's just friendsloptank. Here's my idea>unlock a new room in the afternoon, after they're all dressed up in their nicest outfits>the paint room>it's completely white. The walls, the floor, the ceiling, various large objects or shapes in the scattered throughout, completely white>various types of paints and art supplies, ranging from actual acrylic paints, to crayons for the twins to munch on, to just straight up buckets of wall paint and primer>very very few actual tools to paint with, thoughever>bring in the fish, instruct them to spend a couple of hours painting whatever they want. A mural they work together on, a solo project, etc. Winner gets money and it's voted on by the audience.>slowly ramp up the messiness, taking away their tools one at a time until they have to hand paint or get creative with their tools>secretly instruct some fish to mess with other's paintings>eventually reach the point where they're instigating a straight up paintfight in their fancy clothes, everyone turning into a mess>the vibes are in their control, they can have fun with it and just go with the flow, or get fucking pissy like idiots over muh designer dress muh shoes (this idea would've probably worked really well in FH)>bonus idea: bring in an unstable arthoe archetype to lead an abstract art class, in which she deliberately ruins their clothes with paint
Is Sam secretly sad that people are starting to like Bam more than him as host?
Enter
>make someone laugh so hard he turns red on his facejust try it on bam, he is the easiest one
TELL THESE MORONS TO KEEP THEIR JOBS SECRET
What did Emma do today?
>>218676922please god let him actually fuck with them before he gets to landon, content would be ruined if he knew it was landon immediately
>>218676962i hope
>>218676972they show their job, then its confiscated and it's on them to remember itproblem solved
>get a skillwhy does this make trannys so mad?
>>218676973nothing as usual
>>218676858he wants to be ice poseidon so fucking bad
>>218676962Sam doesn't care about fishtank. So much as that he couldn't remember which season was which during an interview
>>218676973service wigger cock in the basement
if a fish makes bam break his sobriety during the show they should automatically win the grand prize
bingo is beautiful
Bam just fucking spoiled it and told him he's 80% sure JD didn't do it.
>>218676972>Uhhh yeah so we'll give the fish instructions on how jobs work while TTS and SFX are blasting so no one can hear our announcement over the intercom
I DO NOT LIKE FRIEND TANK
>>218676973Touched herself in the shower while thinking about her black boyfriend back at home
>>218676509Just tuned in, what is happening?What are they doing?
holy shit fresh air chads... we are gonna win!
>>218676998its the hypocrisy
emma just cucked content told em its landon. great
>so uhhh we are introducing weekly jobs>you are getting feed the fish>you will be store manager>you will be gardener>you will be handing out challenges with a budget of 100 dollars>anyway i am heading out, see you guys laterthanks jet
>>218676962i dont particularly care about bam, hes not really hosting just there to kinda hang out. i miss sam
It was so funny to me today that the robot lady was asking people how many calories they ate, how many hours they slept, and then asked who they were targeting for elimination and everyone was scared and hesitant to answer, probably remembering when Bam blabbed that the twins and Landon were targeting each other.Something about the Indian lady taking her job so seriously amongst such absurdity was very funny.We almost has a female Indian contestant, robot worker and tts voice.
this is the new era for the show going forward don't like it fuck off
>>218677016Many are saying this! We all love Bingo here, don't we folks?
>>218676973>>218677047
jungle room cell challenge?
how do i find a gf that looks at me like emma looks at goran?
>>218676970
JD faked taking the kratom pills
>>218677062>YOU FOOL!
>>218677047how the fuck does she know?
>>218677065I saw Ben counting leaves it's probably gonna be some shit like "defend your tree, last one with leaves on their tree wins"
>>218677062why airbrush her this much? looks like a different person. lacks all the soul
>>218677031living except the speakers calls them faggots some times
>>218677056They just need a big tall guy who doesn't suck
>>218677085sat looking at the board and saw his stox go up
>>218676768we run /tv/
>anybodygood job landon
>>218676566i wonder if bam talking to him about his friend with 9 DUI's last night was on purpose
>>218677060exactly man. pizza party tonight? that's the vibes i want. that's why i watch fishtank
>>218677093What do you mean "this much"? I barely used the airbrush tool on that screenshot. If anything, I used the airbrush tool on that screenshot less than I did on any of the rest. It's hard to believe, but Bingo really is just that cute!
>>218676958>you told her beforehand that that's part of the art project, some gay bullshit about high society and art or whatever, who cares>bonus bonus idea: GOLDSTRIKER enters (in the ideal fishtank world GOLDSTRIKER is still here) in a full white suit and gets in on the mess, having the fish or the arthoe paint him directly>tts on and shitting on them as always>by the end, the victor is decided by the audience and given their money>while all this was happening, prod hid every utebsil in the house and most plates and bowls>bring in the food. It's all good food, but absolute slop in terms of texture. Sloppy joe sandwiches, wet beans, hardshell tacos that break into a million pieces, oily fried chicken, etc. They have to eat medieval times style>while they're getting the food, bring the harp player into the paintroom and have them set up>fish file back in and hang out in there while she playsWallahYou now have a fun day full of whimsy and chaos but it didn't devolve into hellhouse. It was, dare I say, neptunian...
>>218677081You can really tell Bingo and Bongo grew up around Mexicans in Arizona by the way they talk
>>218676973
>>218677110kek didn't even think of that possibility
jd reeling it back in saying it wasnt landon lol
Dumb faggot thinks last season got shut down because it had content early on and not because of wigger incompetence
>>218677109I may know a guy
>>218677117I think it was in response to him telling him he had a DUI. I think I heard a hint of that, Bame saying something like "A DUI?" and then it segued into that 9 dui story.
>>218677125i can't tell if this is really bad bait or if you're legitimately ill.
>>218676962Bam is not a host, therefore he's not a good hostHe's basically a freeloader that just leaves all the timeI dont dislike him, but he doesn't have an actual presence as a host
>>218677141doesn't matter, JD knows it was Landon so he isn't getting any money
>>218677140i dont even think she thought of it either, she was just sitting at the bar the whole time and noticed it
HE NEVER HAD A STRAWBERRY
>>218676973stop insinuating something, that's your prerogative
GAY SON ALERT. PEDO ALERT
>>218676973Burned coal
>simply exists
>"I have a gay son.">Look of overwhelming discuss pours across her face
>AIDS community
>I have a son that's gay
HEAD GONNA FUCK EMMA SHE LOOKED FLATTERED
>>218676973 >I did nothing and that's my own prerogative
>>218677136at least these two are somewhat looks/agematched
>>218677194>is based without having to do anything
>>218677204its a gay son.
bingo almost called head a pedophile for thinking emma was attractive lol
>>218677159I don't know why it's so hard for some you people to realize that love at first sight is a real thing. I just really think that she's neat, there's not anything wrong with that.
>>218677194who is this
>>218677213kek
>>218677204As in Jolly
>>218677194I thought she would be cool on day one but she has done nothing since entering the house
>>218677194she has the best film taste out of all the girls
>>218677150oh right i missed that, makes more sense too. idk if bam would be that subtle bringing it up lol
the twins are not good at making head laugh lol
>>218677194I love her, wish she was just a bit less ugly but she makes me diamonds like no other fish in the past except drench
>>218677178vile
head and emma will fuck
>>218677194
just busted a fat one to this tight little piece, not a drop remaining
>>218677194my wife
>>218677194she’s so cool
>>218677259many are saying this
>>218677194simply dogs
>>218677194shes a real woman unlike the others thats for sure
>>218677261That is not a TLP, thoughever
>Head's gonna go after both Landon and JDfuck yes lmao he doesn't give a fuck
>You have a nice personality Emma
>>218677261haha tight little piece thats the thing sam hyde said that one time haha
>>218677194bravo Jet!
emma is BEGGING to cheat on her boyfriend
>>218677272she could fit all 4 easily
>>218677062>>218677016Bongo has better skin
>>218677250>spoilerbased
>>218677272HOTDOG TRIATHALON TIME
>>218677194>>218677219>>218677250>>218677262>>218677267emma astroturf didnt work so they trying anissa now? cmon now
Dress head up as ugly bastard
>>218677194Her and emma are just a waste of time
you don't understand telling autistic people to try to be funny is a torture
>>218677308they are fishing for who they should push
>>218677300>tfw i'll never do petty crimes and casual seks with d'wrench
>>218676681this is fucking nifty bro what???
>>218677016lot lizard physiology
>>218677194Scary face. Hot voice
>ywn love someone as much as the twins love each other
bongos crotch is itchy
>>218677319thats why it's funny
>>218677332sickening
This season’s contestants are boring and smug about it too. At least in previous seasons they genuinely didn't know what to do.
>>218677300When is she gonna camwhore again?
>>218677229i believe love at first sight can be a real thing, but it only works in person. you have not seen this woman before, you just stare at a screen for 12 hours a day obsessing over some autistic woman in a livestream. i don't know how you could possibly not understand how unhealthy and mentally ill that is. maybe you have brain damage?she will never ever see you or talk to you, let alone be aware of your existence. find something useful to do with your time
>>218677318waste of space contestants taking up spots for better people and you know damn well prod is gonna push them into top 5 at the very least, not a single season where that wasnt the case
>>218677261hell yeah dood
>>218677284Imagine he just cucks her boyfriend back home and the camera switches to emma riding heads short fat cock and she’s like rubbing on his bald head and moaning while her eyes roll back and her pussy is just creaming and making the most perverted wet noises with Head grunting lowly like an animal or more like a snarled beast you’d see in the wild
>>218677340But we can always earthrock and that’s what really matters
>>218677340sick of the bullshit
>>218677194Is she married or not?
Landon is looking comically nervous, he's going to fold.
>>218677327lol people went nuts when that was first posted here in s2
Head needs to hurry and fuck these guys over already
>>218677332slop
>>218677210They both have a secret mission to seduce each other or something.
>>218676643Ok but I call bongo and an afair with bingo.
>>218677261>iloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyou uuuuuuuuuuhhhhh
>>218676608damn young nifty was a hottieI'd get groomed by her too
>>218677299That doesn't mean that I'm not allowed to love Bingo! You're allowed to love the both of them too!
>>218677365based cuckold
emma needs to get fucked bad
Love at first sight is also bullshit. Love is a choice you make, not the infatuation you feel when you see an attractive person for the first time.
>>218677136She has the worst style
>>218677340brutal
>>218677332What, me worry?
>>218677415i had sex with her last night btw
>>218677332Climb to the highest roof that you can find and jump. Fucking jump. You're a disgusting, fucked up individual.
what happened to head
>>218677340It's not conscious love. They're literally just two halves of a single organism
>>218677351she got a bf
>>218677421josie was such a pickme kek
>Bam shows up>vibes pick up and everyone crowds around him >talks to them, tells stories, leaves >Sam shows up>absolute fear ripples through the contestants of the house >tension in every room>spits all over>breaks shit>passive aggressive >leaves
did the twin do their head interview yet?
the twins would actually kinda mog with girly clothes and makeup
Vicky said she's actually hitting one of her pay pigs up after the show
>>218677342jin is wrong, we dont give a shit about mizzy, anissa should put some weigh on her bones, she is too slim nowadays
>>218677451yeah they failed to make him laugh
is head actually gonna do anything or just threaten them all day
>>218677446>The last thing you see on Arrakis before getting slimed out
>>218677438>not seeing the beauty in that
>>218677353I understand the concern, but the brain damage and mental illness comments are totally uncalled for. I want to stress that it's not unhealthy, because I need to build my road before I may travel it. I must learn about Bingo if I want things to work out when eventually we meet up. That could be just a few days after the show is over. I need to make sure that I do everything right, and that I might know everything that I can about her. I only get one chance at this, and I don't want to botch it. She might not know me now, or even know of me, but I'm going to change that.
>>218677449 When did fishtank attract the big brother audience?
>>218677451yeah he just shrugged it off and answered normally
>>218677438unconcious love is the purest kind
>>218677449I miss Sam so much bros.
>>218677412I usually wanto to rape with hate, but for Bingo, I want to make love to her, I would hit her, yes, but it would always end up in passionate lovemaking or loveforcing
>>218677449>tension in every room>spits all over>breaks shit>passive aggressiveunirionically 100x better than fat boomer friendtank
>>218677451Yeah, 10 minutes ago
>>218677449this is how the hosting shouldve been split up
We don't serve your kind here
>>218677453They mog without it tho
>>218677474Wait for the right moment when the sunlight hits his head to blind them all.
>>218677491Absolute vibenuke. You might be a Bingobopper, but I kindly request that you do not reply to my posts in the future.
>>218677421
>>218677503yeah but add sex pull to the mog imagine
>>218677453nah they mog as is
>i thinkjet is a klauser i think.
>ben counting leaves on plants is the hardest hes worked since season 3
>>218677453Bingo would because she has unironically good facial ratios
ANTARA HAS TITS?
antara is packing a rack
JD just revealed his task to Head, that should be a fucking fine, Jet.
>>218677527he’s just not confident
>>218677491My honest reaction to this information
>>218677518
Next week's entertainment should be a striptease by none other than anissa
>>218677534Facts. Something about her really just screams divinity, and I don't know how else to describe it. Only Bingoboppers like you and I get it.
>>218677527keep begging for season passes when you don't give the viewers anything they would pay for dumb fuck
>>218677503>>218677526>>218677534they will become more sexy after the show like letty did
>>218677538>>218677539You guys wouldn't say this about Ben right?be respectful
>>218677540THIS @JET
>>218677527shut the fuck up
>>218677481maybe start with a quick QnA after the show wraps
>Indian woman tit-mogs the tank
Just got here did Bingo and Bongo make up after all that fighting they did last night?
>>218677558BEN HAS A PENIS?
>>218677449 We had it so good bros
>>218677557they already said they would looksmax with their 50 k
>>218677555who did you want back
>>218676746imagine choosing to have to look at mints all day
>>218677527I also thought this I think, Freudian slip I think chat
>>218677527>klaus was just a pseudonym for jet
>>218677550I just don't see how you would want to harm her or bring her pain. I like to choke women and slap them around too, but to Bingo? God no. She's perfect. You wouldn't choke one of God's angels, would you?
antara beach day bikini
>jet talking about what he's gonna do after the show alreadyit's bad sign
today has been pretty comfy
>>218677492why does that scam artist at the end always have such dead eyes?
>>218677560Faggot ruined the content, now he's probably just going to fuck with Bashir who couldn't have had the job anyway.
>>218676750JD Waffen runs this house
the fish are engaged, doing their little jobs, excited, having funIt's Jet's own little Sim City. He's still mad with power with his speech to Charity that started out with "I'm not going to censor what you say" and ended with "Don't say you were drugged again if you don't want to be sent away at 2 in the morning."
>>218676679I actually don't believe any of you can do that. they are like a dozen examples at this point of /ftl/ hating villains for being the bad guys. You are all babies watching the incredibles and genuinely hating the villain
>>218677586go and talk about mizkif in otk thread i think
>>218677527There will be returning faces. He says this so he doesn't have Aryeh and Jimmy type people begging 24/7
>>218677527not really
Klussy? Klussy!
Let’s see Indian tits
How could (You) miss this jolly green jubilant giant?!?
>>218677582Freddy deserves to be on this season
guarantee you the boomer will start complaining about being sore because those were the first series of pushups he's done in over a decade
>>218677605you might take this place too seriously
Cams are getting really out of sync
>>218677527Remember when he said they weren't casting fans ever again?
>>218676881all he had to do was build the stupid gorilla nest
>>218677421>>218677523
>>218677613Fucking Bingo while she’s dressed as a clowngirl
>>218677523awful cast awful season
they just clap for Bam, he doesn't have to yell at them to clap and be excited
>>218677577Is this the angriest Sam has ever unironically been in the tank?
>>218677481it is very unhealthy though, you are clearly mentally ill. falling in love with someone you've only seen on a screen, for less than 4 days at that, is abnormal. that's how many celebrity stalkers get their start. as autistic as bingo is, she would never want to talk to or be with a freak like you. find a therapist and medicate yourself. ill dreg
>>218677642raped
>>218677527 >no frank hassle Might as well tune out now
>>218677491loveforcing?
>>218677568retards have big tits and all jeets are retards.
>>218677421>>218677523>>218677634
NEW ROOM
>>218677527I have klaus fatigue I think
who got immunity
They have one more day until this becomes officially the worst season
>>218677586i think i thought that as well i think
>>218677652When Alex b mogged him
Admit itYou want to see him pull the twins alone in a room and be weird to them.
>>218677638Jet should do goat tank one year and then you guys will simp for your favorite goat.
WHY IS ANTARA STACKED???
>>218677582 No hassling no watch
what a shitty ass challenge...
somebody here called the challenge
Goranian challenge
>>218677671bingobongo
>Bam's side eye smile at the Indian robot being carried up the stairs
uhhhhhhh
>>218677590Oh, I'd do much worse. I would take bingo to the dark side, all to show her out the other side. Have you seen her art? She is the purest kind of pure, one that must be dragged through hell. She is the most beautiful flower out there, the silence of God will only shine her beauty. I would only bring her sexual pain tho. That is the way.
all the plants will be dead by tonight
>>218677582IT'S FUNNY TIL something something
>>218677679not really
love whenever production calls everyone into a room all the retards in chat spam "cell!!!"
Drake carrying Antara was cute >>218677691Average Indian woman build
>>218677527>no freddy>no frankno point.
this will be a shitshow
>>218677696it was meI knew it was gonna be some shit like that why else would Ben be counting the leaves
wow great challenge wiggers
pretty good challenge
It's so over. what is this dogshit?
>YOU DON;T UNDERSTAND MAN THEY MAKE YOU LOOK AFTER PLANTS
did they even film the fish's reaction to the new room? they just sort of appeared in it on director. what an L man..
>>218677449Sam is better than boomertank
dogshit challenge
>>218677679No?
Head just said he's going to FUCK emma
Uhh what's stopping then from.sabotaging each other's plants and pulling leaves off?
head is gonna destroy both landon's and JD's plants lol
Did Bam come up with this or will it be a Neptroonian classic?
Has Bam been around more than Sam ever was?
>>218677653Therapy doesn't work. You can call me whatever you'd like, but I for one, think that my medication does wonders.
can not wait for the hellhouse niggers to be purged from the audience
so head will definitely find out its landon before saturday and then he will get him outGoranian.
The baby challenge in S1 was kino, maybe this one will be too
I still can't believe they got Bam on board for this. Imagine if it was just Goran and Ben trying to host this shit
theres gonna be like no plants left by saturday
Id make her Feel Good on my Inc
>>218677661 Kino
so the challenge is whoever loses the most leaves gets eliminated?
whos ur fav sis claire?
>>218677753Nothing I suppose
>>218677492Fucking cocksucker
>>218677755Its the baby challenge but actually reliably measurable. Rare wigger W
>DEWD I TAWLD BEN UP HERE COUNT EVERY LEAF ON THESE PLANTS AAHHAHA
they need to hire someone to make challenges for them this is embarrassing
>>218677527might as well stop watching now. jet has always been a faggot about this. bringing back letty in s4 must've been a Sam call
this is basically the s2 bucket of milk and rice challenge
>>218677753that's the point retard
>>218677705Come on man :(
>>218677757Unironically yes but he lives down the road and as a celebrity with decent money and currently sober, what better does he have to do? He said he's watching this shit all day when he isn't at the house.
Bam is a good host
Bam is getting a lot more rizzy. Probably why he brought Head on so he could have someone to 2 man with and it's opened him up a lot more wide
are they gonna be fighting each other to get the leaves off for the next 4 days
>fish walking around carrying their plants all fucking day, ending with whoever goes to sleep first getting fucked with by other fishWhat's their genius plan where after 4 days all of the trees are bare of leaves? It takes literally 5 minutes to prune a fucking tree, so any fish who sleeps for 5 minutes is going to have a bare tree. >>218677772No, it's whoever has the most leaves left gets to pick who is eliminated.
>>218677757if you average it out, sam was in the house like 5 mins a day overall
Who's going to piss in the plants first?
>>218677758you have brain damage and are a bad person.
>>218677809 Shut up faggot
>>218677826Bingo
>>218677788this idk why people are doomposting already it'll actually put them at each others' necks
>>218677820ok interesting
>>218677757Sam was fine when he was doing his bit but when he stays to just hang around it turns to shit. Bam is much better at just hanging around
>>218677757are you retarded
>>218677805When the show was in Rhode Island, Sam lived right up the street too
>>218677774Their famous pop icon older sister is a pussy and won't let the lawyers take the jetstein case pro boner
>>218677752better if shes a boomerfucker than a niggerfucker.
It's an alright challenge
where did bam pick up minging from he's used it forever and i don't think i've ever seen another american that says it
>>218677527i thought you bant fags said burt and alex already had 10 day contracts or some shit?
grinding up plants in the garbage disposal
>>218677826Bam
>>218677757yes, to the point that Bam is more synonymous with fishtank than Sam ever was.
>>218677809truly the best in the biz nothing gets past him
>Bam dealing with Wigger ineptitude Even Bam, with all his years of skating related concussions, drugs and alcohol, is a clearer thinker than the wiggers. Makes you really think
Landon was exposed as a former troll of Ghostpolitics last night. He used to participate in that community under the name Berryblackberry.Got the video of Ghost finding out about it on stream and demanding a 25% cut if he wins.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcRojv9PZ3Y
you fool
can someone explain the tree challenge i missed the past 20 minutes
>>218677868gmod
having less leaves at the start is an advantage because when everyone gets their plants destroyed it will be less in the negative
first time viewer hereWhen's the "shaving heads and puking" part of the season?
>>218677887rice bucket challenge but leaves
apologize to jet
>>218677863its the bucket of rice and milk challenge but with plants
not sure whether its grim or good that this is the best challenge the wiggers have ever come up with
how long until they realize the trees are kratom
>>218677863Not only is it an awful challenge, it makes no sense why the twins don't get a tree. Bam said that whoever has the most leaves gets to pick who leaves, which means the twins are getting fucking SCAMMED, because they have no opportunity to win.
Probably the worst challenge they've ever come up with. Impressive.
okay he said it singular this time, Bam 100% thinks that a good contestant is one who has a "high stoic", and that the scores are called stoics
ben got checked by bamstrike 1
>>218677885thank you I was looking for ghosts reaction to this information
>>218677757accumulatively even
>>218677876Correct answer.
>>218677853Sam has been trying to revive his career for the last decade. Bam has had an amazing career and is by all measures, retired. Sam's gotta do his artist type guy shit.
>>218677873no bant fags hate alex and burt.
>>218677914imagine being this stupid
>>218677887Whoever has the least percentage of leaves left by the end is eliminated
>>218677873>believing bantfagsBud, they obsess over Betty. Do not listen to what they say.
>>218677915oh come the fuck on every single theater kid one is infinitely worse at least this one will actually get them to antagonize each other
qrd? each one takes care of a plant?
>>218677881He did his dead expression where he turns off and kinda snapped at Ben>you gotta tell me this stuff>sorry sirWondering if they were experimenting with fucking with Bam because Ben sounded like he was talking to one of these autists.
New cam added to playlist
>>218677757
person with the least leaves lost gets to pick who gets eliminated, correct?
>>218677494Problem is he would show up when things were organically kino and prevent any true gold happening because he can’t handle the thought of someone being more entertaining than him. When he’s got an Alex B to play off he’s great, but he doesn’t always get those gifts.
>bashir forcing landon to eat different foodsbashir is an asshole
>>218677946thanks babe
>top stoX gets to pick who leaves (and is naturally immune)>top stoX gets immunity while other people play a game to decide to leavesdid a full 180
who is buying CHTY? what do they know?
>>218677817Sammaxxing
>>218677881
>>218676571CALLED IT
>>218677928Are you stupid? It's not "worst tree loses", it's "best tree gets to pick who leaves, but the twins can't be picked to leave". There's no reason the twins can't have a tree, it's actively unfair to not give them the opportunity to win.
>>218677914The twins are immune from highest stocksThe least leaves leaves
>>218677774The tall one is goofy too it’s only the one on the right that got the looks and the tits
>>218677915Not even fucking close. The prisoner challenge is 3 is the peak of fucking terrible.
Just got here. whats the challenge?
>>218677934Seems to easy to fuck everyone these people aren't competing yet so you could walk around ripping all the leaves
>>218677887everyone gets a plant(they all have a different number of leaves that Ben counted)Whoever has the highest percentage of leaves left in a certain amount of time gets the bullet to decide who goes homeboingo is immune
>>218677946link please
>>218677934end of what
HE'S EATIN STRAWBERRIES HAHAHAAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>218677975holy fuck I'm getting josiepedo flashbacks right now
>>218677965dude has a weird obsession with landons picky eating lol
>>218677970Next freeloader will be under that stox probablyCould be HUGE, buy it while it's low
>>218677980everyone is gonna take turns shoving a fistful of Head's poop up JD's ass
>orangesHAHAHAHAH
>>218677946based
>>218677977WRONG. Bam has said the MOST leaves picks who leaves TWICE, once in front of Ben who didn't correct him. You are a stupid nigger, and all of these trees will be bare in 2 days anyway so the whole thing will be fucking cancelled or the last tree to be raped wins.
>>218677975IdiotYou're as stupid as jet
>>218677980Get one of the girls to go topless on cam
If you look closely at Bingo you can really see the neanderthal DNA
>>218677914they are immune from being eliminated, which is the best advantage to have in an elimination challenge
vicky looks fucking miserable
>>218677449so Bam should be hosting the first half of the show and Sam should be hosting the 2nd half. that's all this is telling me. both approaches make sense for the type of show this is.
PauseSnackContinuers raid
>>218677652Was it Alex B trying to get past him in Famous House when Sam sperged and started slamming the door and screaming? That was definitely up there.
Landon's going to get cured eating all these fruits and veggies
>>218677975holy fucking retard it is time to stop posting my man
BLACKBERRIES LOL
>>218677744these are the same small dimensions of tjs bedroom season 2 #whoa
>>218677915its just another candy challenge to get them to actually start hating each other. its actually good if your not a retard
I missed it what are they doing in the jungle room?
>>218677984>be twins>rip everyone's leaves off>everyone at zero percent>wins the show instantlyThis is a good money challenge, but probably not a good elim challenge
I've fell asleep everyday watching this it's so dull, regardless, between now and them getting asigned jobs have I missed anything
an endless holocaust on fishtank viewers
>>218678041fuck lol
>>218678035he might evolve into this
I've genuinely never bought fruit at the grocery store. I don't know how and I'm too scared to ask.
The rules are vague precisely so they can just make it up to get anisa out btw
>>218678022Don't they have choctaw blood from their dad
>>218678017I feel actually embarrassed for you
>open Fishtank main site, leave it on second screen>realize CPU fan is running at a good speed>check temp, CPU die is 67°C>look at site, minimize chat window>fan spools down>check temp CPU die is now 47°Cjesus christ
>paints a whole room like a jungle for one challenge
will this challenge become candy kino?
>>218678017JET ALREADY SAID IMMUNITY IS DECIDED NY THE HIGHEST STOCKS TODAY
Is this plant thing really an elimination challenge?Im scared
>>218678044Except you can completely ruin a persons plant i 10 seconds and they're out.
tap in the morse code
why does ppv have a "br3G" and "BARE" cams?
HE'S NEVER EATEN THEM BEFORE LIKE WHAT? WHO IS THIS GUY?! HAHAHA HA HAHAHAH
>twins guarding uncle drake's plantCute
If they want to save this challenge, the twins should decide who did the worst
>>218678022i imagine if you shaved one of the intelligent chimps in planet of the apes (1968) you would get bingo
>>218678066sounds good to me, and then emma next or vice versa just get em out
>>218678077probably not unless head/jd does something
>>218678062you have to touch them all and shake them and knock on them to figure out which is the best
>>218678073>Fishtank main sitepeople use that???????
>>218678077no more milk sociopath humiliation rituals
>>218678007I know that face. It's the face I make when I get invited to have dinner somewhere and make a plate of food with shit I have never tried as not be rude, and realize I have to force it all down.
>>218678054yeah, every time you fall asleep really interesting things happen
why isn't the indian falling for james alreadyis she a lesbian?
>>218678034Yes it was when Sam was trying to convince him to invest in the show thinking Alex B was THAT dumb to agree to it on the spot, and Sam was blocking the doorway and the door was closed. When he tried to open the door Sam was trying to keep it closed so it was hitting him and thats when he did the overexaggerated wailing. It was never a slam tho
>>218678087Hate this bitch worse than nigger nina
>>218678078You are a stupid retard. No shit, but why does immunity from the elimination challenge also mean they can't win the challenge, when the prize is picking who leaves?If the challenge was "worst tree leaves", they couldn't participate. It isn't, so they should be able to.
>It's the "carry around huge pile of stuff with you" episode
Someone tell Jet to get Landon a suit and plastic fangs and give him a mission to be a vampire for a whole day so we can see some Nicholas Cage kino
>>218678073>open Fishtank main site
>>218678041>IM BIEEM MARGAERRA>AND THIS IS CALLED FEED ASMOND GOWLD FRUITS>AAHHEEHHEHHEAAA
>>218678073imagine using the official site to watch ts kek
>>218678086and then they'll be pissed at the person who did it, WHICH IS GOOD
Dear lord they can only buy food from the market (except for the meals they get for free and the food that will be in the jungle room every morning)
>>218678093Need a cap of their pinky promise
wn2b having a camping challenge soon i think
tHats WhAt ShE sAiD huhuhuh
>>218678062you just rip off a bag from the rollers and put the fruit in.
Why doesn't Jet just pay someone famous like Olivia Rodrigo to come on Fishtank for an hour instead of these literally whos? Is he fucking retarded?
reminder the worst challenges in S1 accidentally turned kino
bbcl, br3g, bare?
>>218678111She's a Brahmin. Drake is a nobody in her world
This is the most fun Bam has had doing something "creative" in years. Say what you want about him, but he is a really creative dude
>>218678128No they'll just destroy the other persons plant in 10 seconds and they'll all sit and mope until the challenge is over.
>>218678120Cant wait for the paypig "deliver fish leaves" fishtoy to really milk this challenge
>>218678149>Bam Margera>literal whoyou know you have to be 18 to post on this site
>>218678078yeah. in addition to that, whoever has the highest percentage of leaves at the end gets the paintball gun to shoot someone to make them go homemuhammad and bongo just confirmed this on screen
>>218678130/dreamteam/
>>218678062Nigger you cannot be serious. Do you just show up to checkout with a cart full of frozen pizza, bread, and tendies?
>>218678179hes talking about head you fucking idiot
>>218678154BBCL is emma's new room
>>218678179you are replying to a kiwitroon
so are they actually going to fuck with each others' plants or are they just gonna sit around for 4 days
JET YOU FORGOT THE FISHTANK!!!!!
>>218678149i'm sure famous people want to be associated with the nigger word human trafficking operation in georgia
Does the cast have it in them to sabotage shit, feel like it might be too friendtank.
this guy is a good freeloader.
>>218678073.000000000002 bitcoin have been deposited into sam's account
>>218678077god i fucking hope so. the candy challenge actually got me invested at the end. but plants are going to be harder to protect than bags of candy.
Ayo he's eating a STRABERRY! Dude! with no fresh air?! ayo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
whoever is the cameraman hates Bashir
>>218678193i do this
>>218678118It's good because it automatically prevents a top contender from being voted out by another top contender you absolute retard
whats the challenge?
>>218678163The whole thing is so fucking retarded it's unreal. First night half the trees will be bare, and then the fish with no leaves left will have no reason to not just openly fuck with the remaining trees.The only way to salvage this challenge is "last tree that had leaves on it won", which basically makes the entire thing fairly luck based.
just pay someone to look after your tree
>>218678179nobody under 38 knows who that is
Why did we cool off on Emma? Feels like she would have a simp army in other seasons
season 5 mogs every other fishtank season
>>218678151I'm assuming you are talking about the baby challenge, didn't the fallout of it pretty much demoralize Jon and made him quit? Its a blur
>>218678210Head is 100% going to fuck up Landen and JD's plants for the trashed luggage incident
Protect that smile
>>218678090I don't see that. Are u fully insane?
>>218678236boyfriend, butterface
>bam posting is the new joker postingit's kinda funny
>>218678236shes with the blacks
>>218678077It's not loose form enough imo
Oh shit he did it bro is shredded holy
HIMOTHY
fuck... I just came bros
>>218678247refresh retard
>>218678226Versus any other retard voting out Landon because he's the biggest threat they CAN vote out? There is no value to not having the twins compete, because letting them have a tree to get fucked with gives them a reason to have grudges later. It's an awful, poorly thought out challenge.
>Take plant out of pot>Roll it up>Put inside a bag>Put that bag inside another bag>Put that bag in a backpack you wear on your front at all time>Proceed to sabotage other fishes plantsThe leaves won't fall off in a couple of days and the plant being cumbersome makes the challenge harder
>>218678236she sucks black cock
>>218678244Oh I missed that (saw that landon got the task, missed it actually happening), how pissed was head
>>218678223Everyone in line is judging you, especially if you're fat
>>218678149success would never associate itself with goran
>>218677774>>218678185 socials?
>>218678109go on
>>218678058is that fucken metal jesus lmao
>>218678236try hard that learned racism exists 2 years ago from Instagram reels
Maybe it'll get good if someone decides to fuck with a plant but for now this challenge sucks dick because they're all tethered to a tree for the next 4 daysAt least they could carry the babies around now they're all going to sit around all day
when does BBCBex show up?
>>218678236we didnt. theres a couple bingo bongo fags who are doing everything they can to defame her
did the twins get immunity?
>>218678269Actually a very smart gameplan, but the second one fish figures it out, they all will.
>>218678255Joker posting was to mock wiggers though, fresh air posting is a sign of endearment
>>218678269>roll up the plant
>>218678128And then they'll just destroy their plantNow you have two fish or more at zero percentWhat now?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773866297449584.webmbeavis and butthead
>>218678285@coolclods on youtube premium
>>218678300Drake, so hot right now
>>218678267i already did to check for br3G and BARE cams, I don't see them.
>>218678300giwtwm
So the tree in the best condition wins at the end?
>>218678305I'm glad I didn't have to explain it
>>218678300insane shot
>>218678300now THIS is fishtank. jet outdid himself
>>218678236It's Fishtank. We love coalburners here. What are you talking about?
>>218678236Not asian so the pedophiles aren't randomly spamming her 24/7
KEK DID THE TWINS TIP CHAD FOR DOING PUSHUPS?
Jet already realises his challenge is dogshit and all the trees will be gone by night 2.
>Jet is literally reading the thread and needed to explain the rules to the one retard in hereIncredible
Is Bam just off today or drunk?
>>218678345they appreciate him and his strong penis
>twins safe>winner gets to eliminate someoneLANDONFAGS BOUT TO BE BTFO
>>218678300 What did Jet do to fishtank
we should spam the local authorities with reports of illegal filming around the area so the real complaint gets lost
it's interesting stuff
what's the incentive to break each other's trees if nobody thinks they'd be picked to go home
>>218678331hoeflation is outta control
how is bam more coherent at explaining this than jet. jesus christ man lol thats embarrassing
>WHO WRITES THESE?
>>218678356It's Bam. What do you think?
>>218678356He's being chowing down on kratom non stop
>them plants won't bring enough fresh air for 8 people!
WHAT BENEFITS? THEY GET FREE FOOD ANYWAY
Bam is so much better at speaking into a microphone than jet.
>It's interesting stuffIs it?
antara is horny for drake
>>218678269>uhhhh yeah we're banning trashbags
>>218678300jon lives onbase
>>218678356Are you slow, dumb, or stupid?
>ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN THESE GUYS HAVE NO FRESH AIR
new >>218678357>>218678357>>218678357
>the show>the "stream"sarah is onto big guy
>>218678352What's funny is that the rest of you were retards who didn't understand it. Again, not giving the twins a tree makes no logical sense on any level.
okay the special rooms is an interesting idea I'll give you thatthe GOO ROOM will obviously be the most desired room
>>218678190need to say drake fuck them senseless
>>218678328they get the bullet
>>218678269>roll up the plant>snap the stem>100% of leaves marked as "fallen off"
>>218678360who is this whore? does she have nudes?
>>218678367Bam is actually a decently intelligent guy. Reminder he literally edited all of CKY2K himself
>>218678383Lmaoooo what happened to this niggas ears
JUST MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO DAMAGE THE TREES PHYSICALLY VIA BREAKING, RIPPING OFF LEAVES etc.it's obvious, Jet, come onadd this now they can still fuck with it by watering another tree with soda or whateveroffer stuff that's good for the plants in the shop
>>218678433out
>>218678365they don't know who the one with the most is gonna be so it could be anybody
>>218678351then comes the scheming to decide who goes
>>218678421you are right its just funny after the shit hes been through the past years and jet is on the 5th season and still cant convince us he has an iq over 90
>>218678443you'd have to use bleach soda does nothing
>>218678443>just get rid of any content before it even happens
>>218678367bam ran a show with a 350k a week budget when he was like 20
>>218678398they are immune from having the highest sto-x
>>218678443Trees are resilient, they'll lose like 3 leaves max in 4 days.
>>218678398it's like a lose your vote but also be immune advantage
This challenge is sorta cucked by giving the elimination power to the fish. No one is going to want to make the 1st move to attack a tree and become the number one target to go home.
>>218678443why the fuck would they do that retard that's literally the entire point of the challenge
>>218678499Could you explain how "immunity" means they can't win the challenge and pick a fish to kick off?
lets go over this again
>>218678457exactly. no clue how retards here aren't getting that. it's supposed to get the social game going
>>218678552>>218678531they're giving them a tree now
>>218678375kek
>>218678611Nice to get vindicated.
>>218678114Yeah that was one of the most retarded things he’s done in-house. Truly magnificent to watch. Everything with him and Alex B was kino.
>They've got a point>What?>...Welfare faggot!kek
>>218678062get this man on the 'tank pronto
>>218677925artist type stuff like playing oblivion with chris lynch?
>>218678236Shes fine but it feels wrong to rizz up a girl with a long term boyfriend. Wiggers don't care tho and will hit in the after party if at all possible
>>218678149You will NOT turn me into a pitfag, golem.
>>218678295ywnbhabbc
>>218678375kek, but I will be cutting your namefaggotry out of the screenshot.
