Green Thumb Challenge Edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- Elimination Challenge: Green Thumb, on saturday evening, whoever's plant is doing the best gets to choose somebody to eliminate-- One plant has no owner and the fish will be able to bid on it-- Twins have immunity because they were top Stox-- Jungle room unlocked , it has free fruit-- Cams back up, fiber's repaired-- Head (friend of Bam) joined-- New rooms being added soon>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://classic.fishtank.live/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosDon't split threads, new bakes at page ≈10 or image limit 150Previous: >>218676509
'CAUSE IT'S A BITTER SWEET SYMPHONY THAT'S LIFE
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>>218678357I missed the rules for this challenge can anybody tell me?
this is the 2nd best fishtank house, after season 2
>>218678357
>whoever performs the worst wins Wat
didn't know antara was hiding all THAT
>harvest produce from the room
>AND THEN WE GAVE THEM A ROOM WITH FREE FOOD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>218678357What is Gorans plan for tonight?
>>218678401what were her actual music prefs when she was asked it bet its all tiktok algo punk
>>218678418Person with the most leaves gets to choose gets eliminated, twins are immune
>>218678418no, nigger
>>218678401
>opening up more empty space as we have less fish
>so just to reiterate how this challenge works...>this tree challenge might be the craziest yet...>and the winner gets vegetables and maybe if theyre lucky an egg
Behold: the angel of /ftl/! Feel free to ignore the guy who makes the shitty AI edits of Bingo and her twin sister to make them look ugly. Feel free to ignore all Boingoseethers as well. The poor anons just wants the (You)s. They clearly didn't get enough attention from their parents. Nonetheless, I digress: I do feel bad for the two or three seethers that post in these threads.
>>218678432Any better shots?
>>218678438>twins are immuneWhy don't they get a tree, Jet?
JD is Indian on the inside
>>218678438>who getsfix'd
GTA DLC: saudi desert
>>218678357>AYO JED! Think about wildberries like landon in a jungle and shit!>No FRESH AIR TANK? let's give them TREES! >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>218678453winner gets a long puzzle and some strawberries
>>218678323i dont know what to tell you
MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO DAMAGE THE TREES PHYSICALLY VIA BREAKING, RIPPING OFF LEAVES etc.add this nowthey can still fuck with it by watering another tree with soda or whateveroffer stuff that's good for the plants in the shop
>>218678432Poojetas have crazy boob genes. Milkers run in that population t. boob scholar
>>218678436>Gorans >plan?????
>>218678453doesn't everybody just get free food? isn't that the ""benefit"" of unlock the room
>Not getting Bam to say some sort of line like "I heard you guys wanted some fresh air" when introducing the roomIt writes itself Jet
>>218678438the twins are being coddled already?
Twist ending: The indian lady wins and they send her 50k in google play cards
>>218678434Alyssa Liu's feet
>>218678453>AND the jungle room will have fresh air
do you think they would be able to get olivia rodrigo
>>218678454your the Bianca simp from s3 aren't you? figure it out dude.
>>218678463They got the highest stox
>he hasnt eaten an ortolan bunting
Anyone got a recap for today or any good recap twitters?
>>218678507T I G H T
THEY ATE THE ELIMINATION BERRIES
You can tell the past legal trouble really raped the edginess out of the show.
>>218677774>>218678185 Why is claire in none of these pictures?
>>218678488Who is this shes beautiful
>>218678508yeaaa you tagged him for sure
>>2186784361. getting drunk2. seeking validation from the internet and the people he locked in the house and is paying to play with him
>>218678507No.
>>218678507in 10 years once she's a washed up celebrity maybe I think
bam in charge of making the competitions fair
>changing rules already
this is literally less edgy than the average season of big brother
>>218678456>>218678487
>>218678463Why would the person with immunity not compete when they could still get to choose who gets eliminated by winning? Who is immune and who wins the elimination challenge are two entirely seperate things with entirely seperate outcomes. Do the Wiggers realize this?
>already making changesINSANE ASYLUM AHAHAHAHAHA
>>218678507Who let her out of her cage?
>>218678526
bam burning a cock on all of them would be great
James drake hanging out with his retarded nieces is always going to put a smile on my face
How to fix the challenge:All plants are stationed in a room and you can't touch them.Once per day you can decide to rip one leaf off of another persons plant or protect somebody else's plant from one leaf rip.Forces them to make pacts and fuck people over.
They should give Head the power to block the elimination if he wins
>>218678508Which one? Binx's Knight or another one of those weirdos? Their /bant/ thread was always a treat, but to answer your question, no, I never simped for that beat hag.
>>218678560The edge and all of that shit left with sam. Figure it the fuck out buddy.
can somebody link the YOU FOOL bingo clip
>>218678569cute
>>218678532HAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHHAAAAHAHA
>>218678565OH LOOK, JET REALISED HE WAS RETARDED AND GAVE THEM A TREE.Fuck the rest of this retarded thread trying to gaslight me, you're a real one.
>>218678560THATS MY NIGGA
>they just realized they were retarded
Bam is a good hostrealized it was retarded for them to not be able to have a chance to pick who gets eliminated
This challenge is cucked by giving the elimination power to the fish. No one is going to want to make the 1st move to attack a tree and become the number one target to go home.
>>218678560>yfw dan gheesling is in the same game as josie and burt
>>218678569Divine beauties <3
are you happy now, that one retard from the last thread?
this challenging is getting wild manup next the watching paint dry challenge
>>218678526The rape of Angela was probably the most insane the show has ever been.
>>218678591nobody clipped it
YOU'VE NEVER EATEN 18 YEAR OLD ASIAN HIGHSCHOOLER PUSSY?
>>218677914this fag was right i guess
How is that fair? They have four hands
>>218678532>SOMEONE GET LANDON OVER HERE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>218678608Dan is based as fuck
>>218678619thanks jet
>>218678563that was a false alarm, this bitch ain't packin shit in that polo
>you gotta let me know this
the plants make fresh air.
>>218678608>>218678560Ian mogged that nigga like Alex B did Sam
>>218678577>Forces them to make pacts and fuck people over.they're already gonna do that RETARD
>>218678617
>>218678569bingo feeding her nutries to bongo, just like in the womb...
>>218678532mulberries goated
>>218678647mind blown
You guys going to apologize to that one anon now since you're are clearly as retarded as a Galaxy Gas brained wigger?
>everyone talking over jet againMy favorite bit
>>218678638>Dan is based as fuck
when's the next elimination now?
bro that vape is probably fucking emptyhead is vaping heavy metals
>>218678432GOD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
>bampostingthis improved my enjoyment of these threads 100x
>>218678532so many mystery flavorswhat do cloudberries taste likei want a sampler basket of all these berries
>call the challenge retarded since twins randomly don’t get a chance to eliminate someone even though originally they could>get called retarded >they give the twins a tree because they realize the challenge is retarded All of you should die
@jethire Jenna Ortega to come on the show and teach an acting class.
>>218678526>You can tell the past legal trouble really raped the edginess out of the show.the edginess is just them letting people use slursand their legal trouble came from them not doing preproduction paperwork, doing the bare minimum and hiring a lawyer for a few hours worth of workjet just wants this to be big brother, and for people to think hes coolbut both those are impossible because of what they are
Also no auction, which I get because otherwise the challenge purely becomes "which fish has the most money after all the trees are bare".
>>218678483most people are too pussy to employ a strategy like that
>>218678674us turning this shit off
ok i finally woked up what did i miss
>>218678569Twins are so cool
Go skim the live stream of season 4 day 4 on YouTube. It’s over, Sam made the show.
>>218678674saturday
>>218678560you dont know /bb/
>>218678630it's not that's why it's funny. it's never been fair that they're two people
>>218678453i appreciate his boomer mtv hosting mode its a time capsule
>>218678689they should could still pay the twins to not eliminate them in case the twins win.
Bam having fun with his friends while everyone sits around quietly
qrd on since 7 am?
>>218678701
>>218678697we WILL be watching
Bam sucks
I'm massively enjoying unc tank
It just going to be a waiting game till Saturday again
>>218678449they get the advantages of the room
can't the fish with the elimination gun extort all the other fish for money?>the person who gives me the least money gets eliminated
watch cucumberfeet for the recaps
yep that's it, time to filter sam
>>218678704sam always brought the energy down sulking in corners looking at his phone
>plants make fresh airwhat's the fucking point anymore this defeats the purpose of the show
>>218678560This guy being a huge Binding of Isaac fan is based, and ironic considering Edmund is a huge Fishtank fan
>>218678560that's what the fans want now.
>>218678726Someone's tree will get snipped off by tomorrow.
>>218678722
>>218678714no one can do shitthey're all babysitting treesno one will move around nowthis all relies on Head to draw first blood on the trees otherwise they're all going to be pussies about it
>>218678482they are added on the backend but not on site yet"bare-5": 0"bbcl-5": 0"bkny-5": 8"br3g-5": 0
>>218678734no, cucumberfeet
>>218678453
For me it's UncTank
im very close to checking out (for a few hours)
bam kinda explains shit willy nilly without caring if everyone can hear it then immediately fucks off and starts laughing about the good ol' days
>>218678560host just said faggot btw like yeah i get it but get real
>expired food in the shop
>>218678731if they're based and smart yes
>>218678711Isn't it more unfair for them? They have to buy supplies for two people.
I love these retardshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773866297449584.webm
>>218678734fuck you and your faggot voice
>>218678641wrong
Who the fuck is going to pay 5 bucks for a hotdog when you FEED THE FISH FOR FREE YOU STUPID RETARD JET.
>>218678569DREAMTEAM
When is the secret contestant getting revealed?
>>218678777BB had the cheese room, nigga.
>>218678704You dumb stupid nigger, the wiggers just aren't botting anymore, as they don't have that massive fucking faggot Sam to fake a viewership to.
>>218678489yeah cause they didn't get voted out
>>218678763How did Gregcube do?
ftl is now run by boomers
>>218678647>>218678475>>218678495>>218678748fucking kek
the food is too fucking expensive jet you fucking retard
eat cum for angie
>>218678756how long did it take in s4 for the candy challenge to pop off? they don't have mad cunts like direnc or freddy to get shit going
>>218678802famous house had the lukewaffen, nigger.
It honestly would have been better if the jeeta bot was a contestant/freeloader.
>it's $5 for a hot dog!>yeah what are you gonna do about itkek
>>218678780Earthrockers... we won.
you fellas are more suited to sardine tin than unctank kino
>>218678795GIRTHY
this challenge seems retarded. how do you protect a tree exactly? quick double team and you are fucked. go to sleep you are fucked. all the leaves will be gone by the end of the day surely?
If Bingo/Bongo were smart, they would just sleep in cycles so nobody could fuck with their tree for an easy win.
>head begging bam for moneystory of his life probably.
>>218678607Not my fault they explained it backwards in the fucking roomNot even bam understood what the fuck was going on
>>218678482interesting, I don't have that
>>218678694Just hide your tree for a moment and then go all in on destroying another one. Break it, steal the broken part, completely trash whatever you can and retreat. Start a war and let the others tear each other apart. Might backfire, obviously lol
>>218678795milk truck just arrive
Anissa is my favorite
>fat shit first one to enter when they announce hotdogs>he can't even afford it, he walked in hoping to bum off someone else
why didn't anyone vote simbal out
Post >yfw they have no fresh air and Landon has never had a lightly toasted baguette with apple butter
>>218678795SHE HAS TORPEDO TITS
>>218678569>>218678576i like how the most normal dude in the house gets along so well with the weirdest people they've ever had on fishtank
>>218678857said no one ever
>>218678843they will not do this
im so hungry i could eat a hotdog from a gas station
>>218678843They’re incapable of being separated for too long or else things get bad.
>>218678862
>come on bam buy me a hot dowg
>>218678787kek gottem
>>218678836>all the leaves will be gone by the end of the day surely?that's the best case scenarioworst case scenario is that nobody does shit for 4 days because they're all too worried about their own trees
>>218678836Yeah they're gonna sit perfectly still for days on full alert doing nothing.
>>218678848He explained it fine, you stupid faggot. Imagine trying to backtrack after I already told you he explained it twice, retard.
>>218678836shinji would've snipped all the leaves by morning
>>218678860candy immunity
RAPE MINTZ TO DEATH
>>218678811I came to this realization past 2 days wondering why these threads are as lame as they are this season
>>218678789at least he uses his real voice, ab
>>218678857Anissa's Assassins rise up
when does sam show upwhen does frank show upwhen does sam show upwhen does frank show upwhen does sam show upwhen does frank show upwhen does sam show upwhen does frank show up
>>218678507no, this show will ruin one's life and career
>two fatfucks from production rush upstairs to get shitty hotdogs on stale expired buns and corn syrup ketchupwhy are burgers like this?
>>218678780>starfruit?! we don't need to go that farahaha
>>218678858he heard "free relish" and made a b-line
>>218678850its gone now, stop worrying about it
>>218678864twins are just the most fascinating and Drake realizes that
>>218678739Fucking kek
Mints gangbang elimination challenge
>>218678836yeah but that's gonna get some tension going and the fish are gonna be pissed at each other and form alliances and shit
>>218678891>crickets
>>218678860first chance they got, they threw out the wigger idea to vote out new people and got him out kek
>>218678864Yeah the jewish 80s movies where the jocks are evil and pick on the retards isn't real life.
>>218678789the jon benjamin voice was never funny, retard.
why kick someone out on saturday? 3 gone in a week is a bit too much especially because chances are someone else will walk out or get cole'd
>>218678864He views them as people because he has love and life in his heart
>>218678898mmmm hotdog
>>218678836that's the point retard, its hard
>>218678487Just brahmins. They hoarded all the boob genes and forbid any other caste to have them
>>218678843>being awake without the other for company
Do you think Bingo called Bongo a faggot because Bongo sexually abuses her?
jet should make it so whenever production takes something from the store they have to pay for it but whoever is running the store gets to keep the money instead of going into the till
>>218678836>quick double team and you are fuckedi don't see this happening. not with this cast. the twins are too retarded and weak to pull this off. >go to sleep you are fuckedthis will more likely happen. the wiggers are going to have to send fake TTS to encourage them or Head will start shit
>>218678565too much powerbut the real answer is they didn't think about it that much
>>218678922Has there been a more attractive female fish than Payton?
>>218678946Bingo claims its abuse but she actually asks for it
i've already used all the words i have for goran
I just realized that's Dead Rising music. Good pick Jet.
the hotdogs are literally the worst deal in the entire store
>>218678926why have eliminations at all?shouldnt the house be so hostile that they want to leave on their own and have to fight to stick it out and win?
>>218678947so they can give their favorite contestant money? lol jet tier idea
>>218678946yeah
fresh air posting is hilarious. more shit like that please
you got some fresh air today, didn't you anon?
>>218678864I'm an autistic retard too, and the QB of my High School's football team was always super nice to me with seemingly zero irony. The only people that were mean to me were people on the lower end of the social caste, and wanted to exert their dominance over me socially.
James hulking out and ripping everyone's plants out of their hands and destroying them with his rape-like strength
>>218678811sorry you havent gotten your epic poop on the floor content
I’m actually in tears right now. Bongo is the perfect woman and I’ll never be able to love her.
They keep showing the market on dir cam as if anyone gives a fuck about it
You'd think after the season 3 voting bullshit its a bad idea to ever let to fish ever pick who goes home.
>>218678898we're called hotdoggers now
>>218678968exactlywhat show have you been watching all these years
>>218678961My favorite Bosnian-Croat American
>>218678864He is so handsome and friendly that he has no place for judgement in his life. Must be fucking nice. Also the twins are sweethearts and he can tell.
>>218678965Did anyone even buy one? Maybe Head because Bam goaded him into it.
>>218678683touche
>>218678922Honestly so funny that Simbal had immunity for pretty much the whole time he was there and then immediately got yeeted by Binx rallying against himS3 was kino
>>218678923This, I'm glad this is getting talked about more and hope these retarded tropes disappear
>>218678871didn't bingo or bongo say she would go homicidal if they were separated lol
I love Head.
>>218678487big if true
>>218678977same and this has been my experience too
qrd on the plant stuff?
The cute girl at the coffee shop memorized my order
this house kind of looks like a resident evil house.release the zombies
damiel is probably coming
>>218678988I do
>>218678975>>218678976This motherfucker when he doesn't get any fresh air
>>218678983don't be. it is imminent. AND BABY BE A SIMPLLLLLLLLEEEE
>>218678977Wait until you see how we treat you
is plant sabotage permitted?
>>218678961he cute
>>218678450I'm watch AD right now
go outside, huff air
WHEN DOES POOP SHOW UP????
>>218679016not again dude
>>218679013Plant with most leaves left on Saturday gets to pick who goes home. All plants will be bare in 2 days, at which point the challenge becomes "who has most plant matter left".
>>218679001All on his own, the women hated him immediately. incredible.
>>218679016damiel is easily one of the worst "fixtures" of fishtank. aside from jet.
>>218679023Yeah but no one wants to also be a target lol
>>218679009Bongo did
>>218678983haha based. jet should give them pizza and give them nap time, that'll show these chuds
>>218678988director is somehow worse than it was in the past seasons. I do not give a FUCK about the market, and I do not give a FUCK about pajeeta's daily pointless interviews
>>218679016I really hope not
>>218679013Lowest amount of leaves gets eliminated
mogged
>>218679014that's fucked up
>>218679014>here’s your XXL triple chocolate mocha frappe with 6 danishes fat fuck anon!>wow I think she likes me!
>>218679035has anyone attacked yet?
>>218679016miss me with that
Is CryoKeen depressed that nobody in the fandom or production gives a shit about him?
>>218678683I concede, you were right
>>218679016wiggers gonna wigger
You now remember Seth quit his job to be on S4, for less than 2 weeks
>>218679038This, the only funny thing about him is the bummy buster and nutshack TTS
its grim
>>218678672they should have dressed him up as a habsburgian.
>>218678864he was literally paid to hang out with them and tire them out tuck them into bed.later that night he plotted against them and said they were the biggest threat in the house
>>218678934>that's the point retard, its hardyou mean its hard to come up with good ideas, jet?it seems especially hard for you buddythis challenge is retarded. i cant believe these people have seen the show and are even acknowledging the challengesit'll all go to shit in a few days and they'll just be hanging out with booze and vapes for 5 more weeks
>>218679060No, nobody will attack until people go to sleep.
>>218679001binx barely even did anything too. they mostly instantly hated him anyway lol
>>218678810it was just very simple, one person, sometimes more in a room and there was tts spam and the room got trashedIt was a good opening act / sideshow while there was nothing else on. It made thousands of dollars.
>>218679066Without a 2 week notice too
The wiggers really gonna bring damiel back before freddy........
this is boring and tts tryin to hint at people to do shit is always fucking gay
>>218678715>HE'S GONNA KILL ME>I'm baby Qrd?
not working very well since most of the clippers are gone
>>218678864He's a dad
>>218679084HOW CAN HE PUSH SAAR
>>218679016he was so fucking pointless last season
>>218678904I wasn't worrying about it.
AYO THIS SHIT MAD FUCKING BORING BRO
GUYS, YOU CAN NOW CLIP FISHTANK FOR US>we couldn't do this before >not without their two dollars that is
>Damn dudes, I asked my guru, apparently these plants won't give enough fresh air, sorry>got some new berries for Landon tho
>>218679051that's not true it's highest amount of leaves wins
these wiggers have the audacity to run ads like they're making something worth watching
>>218679016Damiel was funny in the first s1 cell when he was calling Nina a bitch and made her cry. Other than that he sucks
JET ITS DAY 4 AND NO ONE HAS POOPED IN A BOWL, YOU'RE KILLING FISHTANK
>>218679097Where'd they go
>>218679001binx hated him. it was funny but also sucked how the longhouse did him in. those same people who voted him out were kicked out 2 days later.
>>218678734I don't every day for stuff that I miss, best recaps, fuck the people who are too cool for it
>>218679091she's baby
>>218679016oh hell naw
>This is so boring. When are they gonna start shitting on the floor?
>>218679107then stop fucking replying to me
>>218679053wtf I like bashir now
>>218679014This but the bartender at the bar I go to after work on Wednesdays
>>218678836sleep with it under a blanket or something
>>218679080That's good to hear I'm glad Greg's got someting going
>>218679108S4 was so fucking bad man holy shit
>>218678507cute cheeks
>ha ha ha the guy said he is gay ha ha ha now there is an indian ha ha ha it is so funny ha ha ha.
>Plant challenge in Jet's head: bwo it's gonna be so epic they're going to sabotage each others plants and destroy them like it's gonna be SO epic bwos>Plant challenge in reality: no one does shit
>>218679127jesus i forgot about how touchy he was
>>218679016remeber damiel was on s4 and just flirted with rachel and everyone of the fish thought he was gay and he got bullied by daniel.
>>218679077So another day where nothing happens until 2 AM? Great show Jet
>>218679053kek
>JD's job was so shit he abandoned it immedately
Unironically gonna go out and get some fresh air, maybe disc golf a bit.
>>218679091>mom let her 14yo babysit, two hours later got gets text that says “i’m baby”
>>218679066>>218679088He went back
>>218679132>picture of the friendtank wholesome chungus Landon
>>218679110Where are the clips/clippers? Are they clips on the site? YouTube? Are there links anywhere? Are they even still doing it?
>>218679075he was already hanging out with them every day before that, including in the picture you replied to
>>218679016>no returning faces i think
>>218679127How could he do this
Why are any of the fish going to continue doing jobs for the next few days and risking their trees? Production had better be praying that all the trees get stripped tonight, if enough people slow roll the challenge out of fear of making themselves a target for elimination, this could be a real dud. The twins won't make the first move, maybe Head?
a fucking gardening challenge?
>>218679116imagine unironically ever paying anything that the wiggers advertise
holy shit sam still pumping out hillarious stuff fishtank is really missing out
>>218678734That greasy haired, shoot incel motherfucker is phoning it in this year and doing fuck all contextualising about what’s going on. Guessing he’s less interested because Sam isn’t around.
>>218679117i feel like i'm the only one who liked this chigga. he was a decent villain. he spent most of the time xanned out on the couch.
>damiel vs vicky
everythings kinda lame and gay since day 1 was so full of shit
>>218678919first time?
>>218679108YO DO SOMETHING FUKKK
>>218679186wait let jet cook
>>218679001AND he kept all of his prize money. the wiggers tried so hard to make him quit, which would mean forfeit of his winnings. i think he made the most money out of all the fish during s3.
>>218679125I don't get why she hates him so much. Thought it was chud pandering but no she actually hates him. Seems like an alright dude. I don't get it
>>218679158>If you piss off everyone trying to do missions you get $6
>>218679174Head is the only one with beef right now
>>218679184i liked damiel he agitated people in a fun way he was never annoying to me
>>218679182Instant classic sam hasnt lost a fucking step
>>218679178Qrd
>>218678745Seeing Bam happy makes me happy
I don't love damiel but I think these people are so easily annoyed it wouldn't take much for him to cause problems
If you wouldn't let James Drake fuck you in the ass, you're gay.
>>218679182the fall of nuCommunism is gonna hit hit him bad
Emma in market duty showing her tummy
wake me up when the poop rape challenge happens
QRD on the past hour. I was working out while you guys obsess watch. TYIA
How fast do they think plants/tress grow exactly? Even after a month with 1-3 watering they would be fine. You would have to actively piss or use boiling water to kill them at this stage of growth
>>218679136Are u fully insane is from a jet text, it's a joke. You don't have to go all mega troll.
>>218679016Unfunny chigger faggot
>>218679202Yeah, but if he gets sleepy early like he did yesterday he'll be a dud.
>>218679059Got his ass
>>218679127the fucking head bobbing kek
>>218679193S4 enjoyers died laughing seeing a guy dressed up as a wigger.
SOMEONE LIST THE BEST CLIP CHANNELS ON YOUTUBE! ALSO WHO IS BETTER FOR RECAPS CUCUMBERFEET OR THE OFFICAL FISHTANK RECAP? I DONT HAVE TIME TO SIT AND WATCH THIS BULLSHIT ALL DAY
>>218678876>C’MON BAM I GOT FISHTANK INDAMORNIN’
>>218679216i forgot they brought back xavier on season 4 out of desperation. what a pathetic shit season
>>218679219what plants even are theyany plant experts here?
>>218679195Didn't he win the cell?
Why is nobody ripping off their enemies leaves?
>>218679111>Jet's beginning to test my nerves dudes
>>218679016Hell yeah
>>218679113That's the same thing
I think I hate Fishtank. All of these people are just awful retards, the show is run by awful retards, and the TTS/SFX just sucks. Even if there was someone I enjoyed watching it’s not like I’d ever be able to hear anything they say because the audio is shit.
>>218678533
>>218679218Summer was raped.
>>218679237*phoenix
Based Head asking why they're all just fucking sitting around doing nothing. Well Head, that's because the wiggers don't think out challenges.
>>218679182Sam never moved on from 2016
YOU'RE SORRY? YOU'RE SORRY!?
what phenotype is this
>>218679182Some Anon in one of these threads said Sam used to be 10 years ahead until mainstream GOP politicians started talking about all the things he talks about and now he's 10 years stagnant and it was incredibly accurate
>>218679236the cucumber dude is way better imo
>>218679236bro nothing its happening, its just a friend simulator
>>218679218That is one ugly prostitute
>>218679191no this happens with challenges like this every time. see the candy challenges
>>218679152They picked no-confrontational people this season because they didn't want to get mogged like in S4 where Freddie, Daniel and Jin kept SHIT TESTING PRODUCTION So they're not going to do shitZero T in the house
>>218679127i cant find the one of him touching paytons leg
CONFIRMED: the swatting calls were targeted because of Bezo>WEARING GREEN SHIRT BLU PANTShttps://x.com/SlackerBluePod/status/2034351088397344927
>>218679016fuck.... c'mon man
>>218679241strawberry bushes
>>218679127payton's reactions are hilarious
>>218679236cucumberfeet is better than ab
>>218679253you've described every season, why have you watched it to this point
>>218679053he got scared
>>218679177vicky said that if money wasn't an issue she would become a video game music artist or a plant handler. things are looking up for vicky
>>218679268jew goblin assassin
>>218679255
>>218679268creatura horrible
>>218679186i actually like the sound of that
>>218679268Sephardic Jew mixed with Meixcan
>>218679268Goblina
>>218679218Link to her OF
>>218679229i had more fun trying circulate jerry long neck pics than i did watching s4
>>218678427It's prob my favThere's only one bedroom and like two hangout spots so you're not switching cams so often
>>218679254Very nice
>>218678963Shit makes me want to reinstall every time I hear it
haha if you get your plant messed with you can get eliminated haha now just everyone sit there and do nothing
>>218679143Famous House was so good before Sam ruined it.
>>218679285I don’t know. I guess before there was always a couple people worth watching.
>>218679236lurk morethere will be a daily reminder somewhere
Hey Jet here's a tip, make TTS jump the queue and have priority over sound-effects.
>>218679268inca mommy
>>218679278no shit, they've stopped since he left
>>218679249it's inevitable
look at those SAVAGES going after those plantsJFC!
>>218679278I fucking knew it. Gay Discord drama attacking gay Discord gayops. Whoever thought it was a good idea to cast this guy needs to be dragged out into the street and flogged
>>218679196because he was a fucking creep
>>218679242yeah. right after winning the cell, the wiggers realized had made too much $$$, and sent frank after him. then frank failed lol
>>218679280AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>218679182Luke is still hanging around Sam?
>>218679218mommy
I'm gonna lay down for a minute with the stream off. Not planning on taking a nap, but I haven't gotten any fresh air in a few days so things might get crazy! Hahaha!Please let me know if I miss and Twake(twins + drake) content in the meantime
enjoying the chemo?
>>218679277
>>21867911150% he drops a baggie out his sober ass pocket at some point on this
>staring at plants show
>>218679236cucumber is bestAB just forces the wigger approved narratives and tries to rewrite history
>everyone sitting perfectly still, doing nothing>obnoxious SFX spam>can't hear a single conversationWhy haven't (You) closed the tab yet?
>>218679016This is AI. Vance isnt fat enough
>>218679016chaotic male revealed
>>218679329How much did he manage to make off those wiggers?
>>218679326are they tasked with sabotage?
>>218679268Multigenerational prostitute back to Spanish colonization and for thousands of years back in Mediterranean history among the rise and falls of civilizations
>>218679342kek thanks
>>218679218She looks like big Jay oakersons gf
who care
>>218679268WEGcore
>>218679278Biggest KWAB in fishtank history
>>218679348waiting for the warhead to drop
>>218679344CLIP IT
>>218679329>frank presses simbal>simbal smashes a bowl on the table to grab a jagged piece to shiv frankWhat did he mean by that
>>218679332luke is basically sams co-host for his politigrift christkekgrift podcast.
>>218679352BRINGONAHOTGIRL
You can't hear anything over the fucking retarded sound effects
that's why he's called head
>>218679358No. There is no reason to act first, because acting makes you hated and most likely to get eliminated.
>>218679353based
I for one am enjoying this season. Has a good chance of reaching S2 levels.
Okay Jet, I’m kneeling…
>>218679358Technically since you don’t want to have the least leaves, easiest way to take care of this is to destroy other people’s plants
>>218679278seriously why in the fuck did they bring him on? the wigger retardation knows no bounds
>>218679278great casting decision jet
>>218679352They won’t be able to do a hot girl one because Bingo and Bongo are the most beautiful women ever.
>>218679219depends on the plant, but i assume everyone is banking on destroying each other's plants. my guess is: Vicky is gonna try to start shit, she is gonna fail miserably, the hole house will go against her, and she will crash out again and leave
smile because it happened <3
>>218679237lmaooo
>>218679016>you will NOT get Freddy another chance>you WILL get jet's zesty chigger friend again
>>218679386Send her in (after getting her on ozempic)!
>>218679352the audience is full of fucking faggots confirmed
>>218679332Luke is never getting his mouth off daddy sam'a dick now that he likes him.
>>218679358they can, if they want
Bam coming up for confessionals, and then just sitting down in the bar and forgetting about it. Amazing.
landon wins or we riot 4chan can support the twins after the shows over landon needs our help
Every time I turn it on nothing happensI keep missing any event
>>218679391yeah if anything it'll be something they stay up late and try to get people when they are sleeping they will be completely sleep deprived tomorrow, twins could trade off keeping watch at least
>>218679403Do you think people wont retaliate though?
there wouldn't be fishtank without Sam
>>218679353kek
Pretty sad we have to rely on jd and vicky for any big content
>>218679278everyone should stay away from a discord mod for any reason. every reason actually. nothing good can come from that.
>>218679420Taylor LOST
>>218678507Mouthful of cum
>>218679398same, I haven't been this into fishtank since famous house and season 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5BuJBs_FOA
>>218679327it was very obviously mints and ab, but its the fact that jet and ben and whoever else agreed, fucking insane all of them
>>218679127We had it so fucking good
>>218679416season 3 sucked ass. i'm smiling because it's over
>give fish some plants to babysit for the next few days>none of them do their daily jobs until the challenge is overwell done jet
>>218679416fucking hell now i get that payton tts
>>218679416<3
>>218679416Smaack is a queen
>>218679278Why are people still doing this faggy shit and why are they still getting away with it?
>>218679352>hot girl freeloaderOne hot girl in the house is enough. If you people want Jet to start another simp war, then send it. If not then such an addition isn't necessary.
Reminder that the chain vape is likely empty and Head is inhaling toxic heavy metal fumesIf you've ever hit an empty vape you'd know that shit is pure cancerHe's not a vaper so he doesn't realize kek
>>218679443i wish she LOST all that weight she gained.
>>218679368imagine doing raw anal with her
>>218679276
time sure took its toll
>>218679368I love her actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcRojv9PZ3YCan someone explain how Landon is supposedly connected to this guy?
>>218679328He wasn't tho. He was raised partially in Indian with non western personal bubbles . A lot of cultures lightly touch you when talking or whatever. It's not a sexual advance
>>218679278so the "family issues" were a lie
>>218679218MORE(read that in the roach guy's voice you know the one from men in black)
i stopped watching after they played poop sfx for the harpists in case u were wonderingprobly going to move on from all of this
>>218679354i dont remember honestly. a few grand i believe... which would be more than the burt, binx, payton, and mizzy.
>>218679425I haven't been keeping up with him today, what's going on with that fella
Season 3 was a perfect stormWe all have to face that we aren’t reliving it
Head already has scissors.
>>218679431Yes which would be entertaining, even more entertaining if whoever does it can successfully frame someone else. The best way to win is to trick people into feuds.
>bam spoiling shitkek
>>218679467yea they need to take that shit off
they both reek of recovering alcaholism
>>218679491not true you stole one of my posts here earlier for twitter
>>218679454you hit 3 instead of 2, it's ok buddy, season 2 can't hurt us anymore, /bant/fags are too afraid to leave, just like they're too afraid to leave behind the worst season, season 2.
Unc tank :skull:
Rap artist, director, graphic designer
>>218679478He trolls him!People online know who landon is!
>>218679278this doesn't necessarily mean they were because of him, but I don't think they have happened since so maybe
>>218679446nice knife, Burt
>>218679478this makes them feeding him blackberries funny
Is nobody going to fuck with his tree?
head treating this like hes calling a prison hit is so funny to me
>i cant get just 1 person and be wrong, i gotta get both of emLmao head is great
>>218679482fuck off saar
>>218679353>cawl it
FART SMELL PISS POOP SPRAY
>>218679278Shouldn't have groomed minors on discord lol this guy's a freak
ENTER
>>218679491if you dislike it then it's a good season
>>218679512unintelligible retard post
>>218679531warhead is gonna drop
>>218679515Bitty status?
>>218679491Is Claire still watching?
>>218679011Mommy
gay
>>218679541Why is Discord full of these people? Is that why they're doing the age verification change?
>>218679527seriously lol he's cracking me up
>>218679517Trolls who?Did they cast him because he was already famous or something? I really don't get it.
when does the piss play start we need to get a move on with only 30 days this season
One thing that sucks about less people watching is that we don't have a lot of people Dming jet about how much it sucksHe's too Xanned out to even get angry anymoreZero passion
>>218679526to be fair, Head would go full rampage mode and fuck everyone's trees up in retaliationhis prison mindset is getting him respect since he's going to hit 2 people for the trash incident lmao
>>218678624They actually beat her ass it was crazy
it's funny when these boomers really get into the show
Bingo is in the blind spot and Bar PTZ is entirely unmanned. The wiggers need to fix this shit and stop being lazy. I'm sick and tired of indirectly supporting this show by posting in a thread where the creators don't have a hint of integrity.
>putting Bam on money counting dutywhat does jet have to do that's more important?
>>218679491good for you, I'm probably in the same boat. no simpable mid to stalk and the twin simps disgust me
>>218679491the final straw LOL
bam is going FULL POOP MODE
>I heard landons never eaten a knuckle sandwich before you should give him one AHAAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>218679447How can one man look this fucking awful
>>218679585What does bam?
>>218679491
WE ARE GETTING POOP
>bam convincing head to do poopoo peepee stuff
>pristine>puckering, even>preparing for penetration
POOP TANK IS BACK HAHAHA
POO POO PEE PEE SHOW ALREADY
heads gonna shit in someones bag
>>218679182sam will be back to drag fishtank back down because he's a total control freak. if he won't let his friends succeed without him, he's not going to let the guy who used to read superchats for him surpass him
all in on poop
>>218679614>>218679615lmao
>DUDE WHAT IF YOU WIPE YOUR SHITTY ASS IN THE MONEY AND PUT IT IN THEIR BAGSunc tank
>>218679491You reposted a video of the twins on twitter 2 hours ago
>>218679582if only I was there to protect her
Now make them vomit
>>218679352>no option for chaotic hot female freeloadermake the call wiggers
Sam:>NO POO NO PEE STOP!Bam:>YOU SHOULD SHIT IN SOMEONE'S BAGBAM > SAM
>>218679595BAM IS CRYOPILLED
>tank barely started>we are already at the poop tank point
I'll take peepee poopoo tank over nontent tank any day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT3cMUtcKHEPOOP NIGGAS RISE UUUUUPPPPPPPP
Based fucking boomer going to shit on these zoomer faggots.
>>218679278deranged tyler robinson type stuff just more cowardly
In 48 hours, Jet will be accepting our apology.I have fait in the slow burn season
>Bam helping Head come up with ideas to drop the warheadfuck yes
bam would probably turn this into hell house better than sam ever could
>>218679381frank got btfo'd so hard, it made me root for the indian
You now remember all the posters saying they were glad Sam was gone because it meant no pooptank
>>218679632i was watching cky2k after someone mentioned it one of the bits in it was getting tp full of poop and rubbing it on someone's face and they responded by pissing on their face while they were sleeping
Every one of Bam's ideas involves poop
Based poop. Fuck your friendtank faggots.
The fruit is gonna rot and infest the house with bugs
turn tts off Im trying to listen to some unc scheming
based Bam hahaha SHIT SHOEunironically what we need
>>218679663
POOP TANKPOOP SHOE
POOP BROS WE ARE SO BACK
How long until Bam gets so into it he's asking for the piss funnel bit
>>218679641
im head and this is shit shoe
BAM IS FINALLY DOING THE SAM FISHTANK IDEAS
>shit shoe>find his shoe, then shit in it>it's called a shit shoe
POOPTANK LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
bams really getting good at this
>>218679582
Someone explain the shit shoe gambit to me, I don't understand
>the ole shit shoeClassic
>>218679582>>218678624>when they were all raping Angela and suddenly Arye yells "I have a knife!"
Bam is fucking AWESOME.
Is this supposed to be funny? Is it ever funny? Is there a way for unfunny guys to make something funny? Sam moved on from this. It’s tired and lame.
>find someone's shoe>shit in it>it's called shit shoe
>"No more retard shit house" -Jet>"Start shitting" -Bam
please let jd get the poop shoe and not landon
POOTANK
Poop in the twins shoes
>pooptank on day 4Bam I kneel
Welcome back closet poop
>>218679268gerudo
>>218679696>>218679693>>218679689what happened I'm watching twins
It's a poop show
>Poo is now in playThe game has changed
WHAT IF WE ALL POOP ON JET HA HA
If Bingo gets exposed to a biological hazard then I'm calling the local police department. I'm not joking. She has the potential to be immuno-compromised. We don't know if having HIV is a bit or not. We don't know whether or not a flu could kill her. I can't believe that Bam and his faggot five-head friend are laughing at this. These people are just steps away from causing a death in the Fishtank house.
>>218679716it's funny
>>218679675>CONGRRRATULATIONSdico kino
>>218679482maybe he shouldn't act like a touchy grabby indian when he's not in india
>>218679722how you gonna shit in four shoes with one shit
>>218679710The thing is, Landon already checks his shoes because he found a spider in it one time. Shit shoe would work on JD though.
i'm head and this is the "shit shoe"
>>218679713>>218679709>>218679582>>218678624angie was T I G H T and ASKING FOR IT.
>fuck it lmao this boomer is gonna shit everywhere
>>218679710Head needs to retaliate against Landen/JD because he thinks one of them tossed trash on his luggage (It was Landen)
Warming up on Bam ngl
>>218679716shut the fuck up and kill yourself, it's viva la bamtank now go watch "pause, snack, continue" and quote extreme peace
>>218679716cry more nigga. friendtank fags BTFO
shit shoe has made us lose all the bakers
POOPBROS STAND BACK AND STAND BY
>>218679746its a 2 man job
>>218679707He's comfortable talking to Head and yeah it's night and day
>>218679724DAY 4 HAHAHAHAHA
>>218679751>checks his shoes>spreads shit either on his hands or his lap or the floorKino
Charity called it. It's a lame frat house
Its a shit show
>>218679652hey, I “painted” that!
>>218679761we're all laughing too hard to bake
what is a shit shoe?
Shit in one shoe Squirt mustard in the other It's called a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
>>218679739who cares she's a literal retard
THE ORIGINAL PRANKSTER IS BACK >>218679761FUCK THE BAKERSSHIT SHOE
i said this was going to be a shitshow but i didnt mean literally
>>218679739Based Bingobopper. Keep her safe at all costs.
poop posters won...FUCKING GRIM
Not even Jet himself can ruin the PURE BAMONION KINO of this season
>>218679787sunglasses emoji
>>218679781take a shoeshit in itcall it a shit shoe.
>>218679757He's made for this. He was doing Fishtank before Fishtank even existed. Jackass walked so Fishtank could...also walk
>SHIT SHOESHIT SHOE>SHIT SHOESHIT SHOE>SHIT SHOESHIT SHOE>SHIT SHOESHIT SHOE
DD_GENES LOST ITS THE POOPY BAM SHOW
>>218679781you take a shoe, then shit in it
>>218679716Was wp2 supposed to be funny?
>>218679781>find a shoe>shit in it>it's a shit shoe
Always bet on poop.
>cut the ass out of everybody's pantskek
should i bake
>>218679278Can the police realistically find the guy and prove who was involved?
>>218679789If you want to sit at your desk and watch someone get murdered like the edgy child that you are, then go pull up Ukranian or Iranian war footage. Fishtank isn't the place for this.
i am going to shit in the next bake
Someone bake a new thread so I can ask for a QRD on shit shoes and harvest a few (You)s
HAHAHAHA HEAD IS THE BEST
>>218679826can they? yeswill they? no
KEK HE CUT EMMA'S LEAVES
Crying laughing at "What you gotta do...is shit shoe"
>>218679759It’s a dead show. You’ll find out the hard way. Give your shekels to the wiggers, nigger.
I rescind completely all fears I had about Bam before this season.He's taking this shit to the next level.
>>218679826I think I saw that bam's wife posted on insta that they caught him
shit shoe>>>>>choc on the rocks
new >>218679867
Head cut leaves off Emma's plant while Director was on Landon and Bashir.
>>218679860you were speaking to one of them btw
There's already a thread you fucking idiots>>218676444>>218676444>>218676444
>>218679826People are outsourcing swatting to people in china, if they did they'll never get caught.
if bozo wasnt a faggot things would have been different
head is so fucking based
Emma needs to get fucked up her tight little fucking ass
>>218679760I haven’t watched this season because I figured it was going to suck mostly because Jet is not funny or entertaining
>>218679815I didn’t think it was. Jet is not funny.Do you think Jet is capable of being funny?
director is insanely bad this season
There needs to be someone who pisses the other fish off. They're too nice to each other
>if they jump you I don't think you have the...tactile abilitykek bashir is such a dick to landon
bill ottman asking bam not to talk about poop play
>>218679716>Sam moved on from this.to what? lmaorelease the boring unfunny 2nd season of a 10 year old show that only had 7 episodes, 15 minutes each, and was very hit and miss to begin with?he couldnt even build a gorilla nest
