/Dream Team/ edition >/ftl/ NEWS-- Elimination Challenge: Green Thumb, on saturday evening, whoever's plant is doing the best gets to choose somebody to eliminate-- One plant has no owner and the fish will be able to bid on it-- Twins have immunity because they were top Stox-- Jungle room unlocked , it has free fruit-- Cams back up, fiber's repaired-- Head (friend of Bam) joined-- New rooms being added soon>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://classic.fishtank.live/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosDon't split threads, new bakes at page ≈10 or image limit 150Previous: >>218678357
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fresh air and strawberry posting is making me laugh harder than everything from pre-season bant in the past 8 months
pooptank is so much funnier when it's bam doing it
SHIT SHOEBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SHIT SHOE
QRD on shit shoe?
YOU TAKE A SHOETHEN YOU SHIT IN ITCALL IT A SHIT SHOE
>Saves S5
Me when I split threads
>>218679867Missed most of the day, but looks like just a chill day to reset vibes. Probably for the best. Nice to see Bam get more comfortable by hanging around all day. Dude was stiff as fuck those first 2 days. Looks like the crash outs have stopped for a time too, so guess these are the real fish we're lookin at for the rest of the week
there is nothing funnier than shitting in someones shoe KEK
>>218679867>”IT’S CALLED SHITSHOE”
>>218679898>shit shoe>find someone's shoe>shit in it>it's called shit shoe
>SHIT SHOESHIT SHOE
>>218679867Fucking retard>>218676444Fucking retard>>218676444Fucking retard>>218676444Fucking retard>>218676444Fucking retard>>218676444Fucking retard>>218676444
Bam giving Head the GREEN LIGHT to go full shit tank.
He's 22 you sick fuck!
Behold: an angel. Let me remind you all that if Bingo does indeed have HIV/AIDs, and she isn't doing a bit with her twin sister, then she could be immuno-compromised. It's possible that being exposed to a biological hazard such as feces could kill her. You don't want that, do you anon?
>>218679898YER GET A SHOE AND YER SHIT IN IT
>>218679898You find a shoe and you shit in it It's called the shit shoe
>>218679923AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA
Remember all the posters saying they were glad Sam was gone because it meant no pooptank?Lmao
muhammad is already suspecting the boomer is gonna start shit lmao
>YOU TURNED MY SHOW... INTO POO POO AND PEE PEE?!
poopgods won
Wiggers are probably panicking HARD now that Head is green lit.
everytime they move their plant it changes the polarity and disturb the roots which is very bad for them but they are all gonna die anyways. funny challenge though because they are already making allies and panicking
>>218679925
need shit shoe clip asap
>>218679911If he goes full Viva La Bam it's the best creative decision the show has made. It really shows how annoying and gay Sam's moralizing was. FUCK SAMWE /BAM/ NOW
>bams phone password is 88888888
POOP SHOEFriendtank can FUCK OFF
USE THIS THREAD FIRST>>218676444USE THIS THREAD FIRST>>218676444USE THIS THREAD FIRST>>218676444USE THIS THREAD FIRST>>218676444
poophouse is good in moderation
Vicky is funny confirmed
>>218679960>POOP?! IT'S DAY FUCKING FOUR!!
shit bake make a bakeshit it upits called shit bake
>Why did Head shit on the floor? Did the robot indian give him the idea?
my beloved
I wish someone had the balls to be mean to Bam for being a fuck up instead of everyone sucking up to him
>>218679979no
has anyone started ripping off leaves?
POOP ON THE SHOES, MANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHFcJ6_fVTg
i'm a head head
>>218679949I dont care about pooptank. I care about Sam being a cringe moralizing hypocrite instead of letting the show be crazy
>>218679979>no count>no op info>no titleFuck off faggot
Is poop going to be Fishtanks nuke? Like once the poop starts flying there will be no going back as a show. It will just be a poop season?
bam and head should replace ben and jet
Can I get a qrd on what's happened today?
>>218680003Head distracted Emma and snipped some off with a scissor
>>218679867Show is not entertaining Only losers enjoy this pile of slop
how many pimples does emma have near her asshole?
>>218679979stop making shit threads retard
>>218680001He's based as hell, I thought he was washed up but he's still got it.
>>218680016Head and bam hatched a shit shoe scheme
>>218680016PEEPEE POOPOO CACA
>shit shoeThat smell won't ever go away without fresh air!
>>218680001Shut up bitch. Get your shoe shit in
is emma becoming a tummy slut?
>>218680016Jet is trying to murder one of his contestants via immuno-compromised feces exposure.
>>218680027302 replies nigger stop making duplicates
>>218680013im not sure if anyone else besides head is gonna play with their shit
>>218679932thats literally exactly what i want to happen
>>218679949I dont even know where this idea came from. S2? This only occurred because Jet and Jimmy ruined the MKULTRA shit and they just went into "hell house."
Surprised they got all the cams back up already
>>218680016landon dumped trash in head's bag for his job, so head and bam hatched a plan to shit in both landon and jd's shoe because he doesn't know which one did it
>>218680018beast mode
>>218679867>”Landon never ate a SHITSHOE HAHAHAH”
>>218680049she's every kind of slut, but her being a slut for bbc is what offends me
>>218680075They switched to the shit shoe plan
>>218680075lol
give head a hot dog for every shoe he shits in
>post yfw there's shit in the shoe
based music
>>218679932How do I find a girlfriend like her?
>>218680021many people are saying this
>>218680016bam has given a greenlight for boomer to full pooptank on this friendtank
Buchukisu challenge when
>>218680111
Aww cmon bam deres poop on my toes now
>>218680107Based boomer kek
What was drakes job for today?
this guy hasn't moved
>>218680096this>fuck a black guy>do anal>or gangbangthe price goes down
Zoomers are about to learn Jackass was doing the content hellhouse thing before they were even in diapers
>>218680125More like the brownlight
>Bam is so drug addled he forgot why he even went upstairs
>>218679949i only bought tts to ask sam for life advice
bam really is the besthe makes me smile just being around
someone in this thread just shit in my shoe
>>218680125This has never been done in the history of Fishtank: The Show (tm) Pooptank! What a novel idea!
>>218680021This is for anyone who specifically likes Bam, and very slightly more edgy Big Brother. It's not even a good twist of that like S3, which we could all nudge each other and giggle. Everyone knows what's going on and it's kinda lame.
>>218679867I think a good strat for the shit shoe is to line it for with a ziploc bag before shitting in it or like a plastic bag or something
>Tries to sell you plant protection
>LANDON'S NEVER HAD SOMEONE POOP IN HIS MOUTH AAAAHAAAAAAAAAA OHHHH MAN
Bam wants a pooptank and landontank
c'mon bam dont shit in muh shoe i got work in the morning
>ZAGNUT
>>218680146>4 days>Best they could have come up with is ShitShoeThese Boomers are fucking fried dude You're not going to come up with cool stunts and cinema when you're 60 years old after a lifetime of Drug Abuse
Bam is strawberry posting, love it
how in the hell do half of the conversations on this season devolve into landons eating habits kek
>YOOO THIS DUDE DIDNT EVEN AN ORANGE OR AN APPLE HAHAHAHA
>>218680143It's kinda crazy that's all considered the same thing
One day there will be a long puzzle in the house. And someones gonna shit in it. And we will see how Bam will handle it.
BAM CHILL
>warning jd about head coming for himHe is starting a war
nice knowing the rest of the jackass cast are wasting their money making another movie no one will see while Bam out here being totally poggers
>Bam tells Head he can say anything in the confessional and no one will know>Instantly leaks to JD what Head saidkek
admit it. the show doesn't need him.
head needs to eat a lot of strawberries and poop them out
Bam is so excited for the show that he keeps leaking everything lmao
TWINS PAID TO PROTECT PLANTS AND SAFE FROM ELIMINATION BULLET
Bashir is unsettled by the twins
>S5 is just the Fish vs Bam and his boomer friend
>>218680233he loves leaking it's cracking me up
>>218680111>yfw he's never had a raspberry
Is the twin novelty wearing off
holy shit.
>5 DOLLARS TO PLAY SERIOUSLY AND PICK WHOEVER YOU WANT TO LEAVE
>Paying them to protect their own plantwhat the fuck
Bashir paid the twins just to try in the challenge?
Day 4Season 2
>>218680234It's better without him
>>218680260not yet
>>218680234it's a different vibe but nobody can replace him
>>218680125Holy based
>>218680247im not mad at that concept, bam has funny torture potential over whatever sam and jet came come up with
>>218680234>fat washed up lolcow retard vs fat washed up lolcow retard
OKAY HEAD IS TURNING IT AROUND LETS GO HEAD
Drake and Anissa almost told Head about JD, but Drake saved it by telling him that JD could've just showed him an old challenge.
Sam: Hatred, Spite, Narcissism, WickednessBam: Love, Joy, Pranks, Fruit, Shit in the shoe
why on earth did bashir give the plants money for literally no reason
>becomes rich off the stupid plant challengeTHEY JUST TOO GOOD
>>218680233>DUDE THERES A GOO ROOM AND A PLANT ROOM AND A GAME ROOM
>>218680262>>218680265benevolent king
>>218680267take me back
>>218680234Definitely not as good. Insane to think otherwise
>>218680265Trying to look like the good guy to the crowd I guess
>>218680234many are saying this
fresh air posting will always make me laugh, screenshot this
>>218680241aren’t they immune anyways cause of top stox
mexicans cut the internet cable again
>>218680235reading these in bam's voice is making me lose my shit
>>218680265Lol he doesn't know they are high on his list of people to eliminate
sounds like the twins are planning on sabotaging someone.. the evil might come out on this one
>>218680317yeo
>>218680304>>218680297To much of a pussy to be the 1 to choose who goes.Would be hilarious if they kicked him
>>218680284fucking based james drake
>>218680234won't be psyopped into thinking this. the show needs his energy sometimes.
wife emma looking mad breedable todathat braid is sexo
>>218679979delete it
>>218680107how did she not see that in the reflection lmao
>>218680241The opposite, moron, since they don't need to care about their plants they're gonna offer to protect them for money
>>218680234Never fucking did Been in the trenches FOR YEARS saying Jet should be doing his own thing with HIS project
>>218680001someone needs to learn the meaning of shit shoe
>>218680285Evil > Whimsical It's just how it is I want to watch an evil man debase zoomersNot Pg-13 Disney Movie
poop in someone's pillowcase
>>218680267man the vibes are so different.
>>218680340He should be a 2 day event like Frank. He's a shit host
wonder if Summer would have stayed longer on the show if her host was Bam :/
>>218680338And then Head instantly defused JD by telling him Bam was just fucking with him. Poop shoe is ON, Landon and JD getting FUCKED, hopefully tonight.
>>218680317bamposting is by far the best part of this season so far
>>218680267
bam has given ftl more to laugh at than sam did in 4 seasons
>>218680267holy shit. s2 really was the best.
sycophantic bam tts make me cringe
>>218680350Fuck Jet, this is all Bam. Jet is an untalented faggot who can never come up with anything good.
>>218680267HOLY FUCKING SOUL
>>218680016code brown
>>218680042>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Take your drawers off, and work your legs. Open your ass up like a keg.
>>218680337he was one of their top picks for elimination, but the brown nosing may pay off
>>218680341What is her boyfriend doing wrong that she wants to get covered by the sperm of strange men?
i miss them bros
>>218680267OH NO NO NO SAM SISSIES
>>218680354That's between you and god, leave us the fuck out of it
>>218680049>>218680096emma fucks blacksget BBCBex in there with her
>>218680377He's based and has been giving the fans exactly what they want.
>Vito tts
i think i'm almost ready to give up on fishtank as a sperged up equivalent to big brother etc. the jankiness and downtime are starting to outweigh the positives and i feel like i should give more conventional reality shows a try sometime. i like terrace house but i can't stand the normie histrionics of most reality tv. any recs?
>>218680267i fuckin hate Sam
do these guys know you arent supposed to poop in a shoe and that poop belongs in the toilet?
>>218680107he is so fucking based
Jet could never come up with shit shoe
sex with Bongoyeah, I said it
>>218680358i really hope he does show up in a few weeks i want to see sam interacting with most of them. JD especially would be funny
QRD for past 3 hours? I was out enjoying this BEAUTIFUL weather walking 18 at the local goat track.
>c'mon bam, open da window or sumthin, i need some fresh air
>>218680267You now remember when Sam had to pull double overtime on S2 in the wake of Cole's absence and was at the house for 10+ hours a day several days in a row
>>218680424kekkkkkk
>>218680411me too xister!
>>218680361kek hell yes
poop
>>218680419New challenge which is kind of stupid, Bam gave Head the POOP PASS to completely fuck with JD and Landon for messing with his suitcase.
>MY NAME IS BAM MARGERA AND THIS IS SHIT SHOE>WE FEED THE FISH FIBER AND WATCH THEM SHIT IN 2 OF THEIR SHOES
Sam, Frank, Fatty, Letty, Jimmy, Tayleigh THAT'S fishtank not whatever this watered down pussy shit is
>>218680358He was 100% amazing in S3 FH. Thats why they should just retheme it and redo it every season. Replace Jet with someone else and maybe we could even have a good Fishtank and Famous House 2 portion.
>>218680111>>218680111
>>218680414So simple yet so beautiful. I could see "I'm Bam Margera and this is the Shit Shoe"
Gen X humor>His name is Head because he has a big head lol>Poop... in a shoe
>replace Sam with one of the original poop pee guys in Bam>say we’re not doing poop pee anymoreJet?
>>218680395>ugly reject white girl fucks niggerssounds a bit far fetched
>slanty thingI thought charity was gone.
>>218680419We was in the the jungle room nigga
what are the twins plotting?
>>218680457Bam is fucking epic
>>218680483Trying to figure out ways to sell their protection racket
more JD type stuff
>>218680452Agree, I have no problem saying that Tayleigh and Jimmy made Fishtank as we know it. No one is as legendary as them. Best contestants of all time hands down. They are still talked about, shows you how big of deals they were.
>>218680462Yeah they should call him BBC instead
>james drake fixing bam's collarwhat a mensch
>>218680361and then hopefully emma gets fucked in her tight pimpled arse like the slut she is
>>218680452Get this faggot some fresh air
Drake trying to check the rules, doesn't realise that production are retarded and won't penalize the twins for splitting up.
>>218680500no
Bam has no idea wtf drake is asking and its such a simple question.
>>218680435It's because Meg, Cole, And Summer all basically left at the same time and we had to watch the Brian ShowAnd then Jimmy started to get physical and they were afraid to leave him without supervision
>>218680267somewhat regret missing S2, i checked out towards the end of S1 and didn't care for how autistic S2 looked
>>218680387LET ME TAP ITIT MUSTHAVE IT, HMMM
>>218680424>Bam whadyal efaryutawkin bout!!? No freshair bam?
>two threads>for fucking hoursthis is getting tiring niggers
>>218680477It's not but it's not true in this case. She said her boyriend does standup comedy. Nothing about niggers
New camera guy is ass and heavy breathing
>>218680506
>saves your season >saves /ftl/>saves your peepeepoopoosay thank you now
wtf is bashir trying to do
>>218680049she is a fucking foot slut and I want her to give me a footjob with nylons on my fat greasy cock
>>218680480It's a beautiful room! A taste of the great outdoors even in these circumstances is worth more than a million dollars!
>>218680520Its shit like this that starts demoralizing the better fish. Happened to drench too
did emma do the confessional yet?did anything actually interesting happen today?
>Bam is too retarded to get the fish and jet has to call them up
I just woke upwhat did I miss since landon ranting about his childhood
>>218680554Bashir is unironically a bigger autist than Landon
>>218680554He's trying to MAD everyone, but nobody is falling for his retarded bit.
new camera guy sucks
Jesus Christ, those are SAGGERS
>>218680552thank you bam
>>218680435Cole was carrying the season. There was a point where it was Cole alone in a room talking to the camera, and literally every other fish in another room, and Cole was several thousands of viewers higher.
bam relapsed, right?
Yo get this camera guy out of here man
Bar PTZ SUCKS
>>218680234definitely a production cope post
director is so fucking bad holy shit
>>218680562It's a shame because he still honestly thinks they have a plan for things and they aren't just winging it all.
>>218680578>newhgahahahahhahahaggfahfaghshdhashfjgdhgjdgdf
>>218680569Why should bam have to run up and down the stairs?
>>218680552An old school original jackass host was the perfect pick for evolving fishtank past the sam hyde brand
>>218680586I MEMBER
How does this season compare to season 4 so far?
Was there ever better marriage material in the history of the show?
>>218679949Sam Hyde is a fucking prick. Saw him in a bar, not disclosing the place, but in Rhode Island. He was with 2 friends and I see him and decide to buy a round and sit with them. When I sit down with drinks he just stops his conversation and stares at us as if I was wearing his mothers face as a skin mask. I started handing out the drinks and accidentally spilled one over Sam's friend (I'd had quite a few I'll admit) and Sam asked who the fuck I was and to go get a towel from the bar. At this point I'm taken aback at his attitude but make a joke which went something along the lines of 'you telling me what to do Sam? Do you want to die irl like you do in all your reality shows?!' Well he took it as a threat and stood out of his chair but banged his thigh on the table pretty hard, which made many people look over in our direction so he rightly sat back down. He then whispered whilst keeping stern eye contact with me 'Leave now, you've done enough, you retarded fool.' So I did...I got up, took all the drinks with me too.
>>218680562bwoke da fishtank
CELERY???
>>218680580Nice
New camera guy is called Adam he seems ass worse than Vance and Tacxin
Wish Bam would talk to the audience more when he's alone and waiting for the fish
>>218680586Those were the best parts. The day he was going to leave was great, just a flood of tts. No one watching the other cameras, and then the xbox comes…such a good day of the show
Hating Sam was fun when most of tv liked him but now that the threads are made up by bantfags who hate him the culture advancing move is to start liking him
>>218680624infinitely better
How is he suffering so much with a vape
>>218680524Sam was the only one who knew how to tard wrangle Jimmy and it's not a coincidence the mallet incident happened when Sam left for the day
i missed it whats the deal with the plants?
Sam was a good host but couldn’t carry the weight of the show alone. Production doesn’t plan anything out, so there’s lots of downtime for TTS. Xavier was funny but he’s not included anymore. Bam is more of a celebrity guest than a host.Jet uses his clout to seduce contestants to sleep with him. The show sucks and is doomed to fail.
>they're all on the defensive just protecting their plants not doing much elsewho could've predicted this?
Sam was holding the premise back Shit Shoe > Christ is King
>>218680647i dont hate sam to be cool
>>218680624More slow burn, less chaotic. Fish are less competetive and lower energy. There is potential but it's not as intense.
name a bigger nontent black hole
Kill this guy
>>218680477>>218680541Emma fucks blacks, someone get BBCBex in the tank ASAP!
>>218680624Same level of mid but less tryhards so better
>>218680520>>218680523What did he ask?
>>218680624im not convinced at all yetits day 3 and I cant remember anything memorable happening yetin season 4 daniel tried to hand molest angie during the night on day 1
>>218680617oh my god...
>>218680647Fuck Sam
>>218680617The Summy to Bingo pipeline must be studied!
I love how Bam thinks feeding Landon is the funniest thing ever
when is shit shoe
>>218680617Sum Sum has great titsToo bad about the whole HPV thing
>>218680504yehbig bald chud
>>218680669Head's already fucked with plants, it's just waiting for someone to notice and blame the wrong person
Andy Dick would have been a better host. He was willing to do the show for free. I know that he's a "legal liability", but I don't care. They could have put him in handcuffs or something. Bam is only funny to low IQ millennials.
>>218680586Reminder cole continued to have the most endorsements for days after he was kicked. The wiggers manually transferred them to someone else
>>218680657a man of taste
>>218680682He asked if the twins can split up like that so one can guard the tree while the other one attacks, which they can't fucking do, but production will never notice because they're retarded.
>YO DUDE WE'RE GONNA SET UP A TASTE TESTING FOR YOU TOMORROW
>>218680617
>>218680676
Laughed before Landon even entered confessional
>>218680670Nah
>>218680657so real for that
Bam's face after coming up with the hilarious idea of feeding Landon celery and saying it's a snicker's barkekhe is so proud of his ideas
>>218680642The dog piling, literal gaslight (MKUltra group therapy) session, was too constant and too soon. Guarantee Jet forced that in. Cole started questioning if he should even win because the others are unironically poor and destitute.
>>218680694>HPV thingDon't make me tap the sign.
>>218680373Im not some gay millenial who grew up on mtv to have a mancrush on a druggie wasaheed up boomer like bam
>>218680669Remember on the candy challenge when sam literally had to force drench to lead an attack on someone? No one there is bold enough to make the fish do that now
erm guess I was raped
>>218680527it was the most autistic and deranged season by far. it felt like watching a mental asylum. but the first three days were pure insanity due to summer having a psychotic breakdown. bad vibes all around but also comfy because of the 70's theme and the holiday decor. it was also really boring with a lot of dead air. just watch the highlights
New camera guy has no kinosense
>Jet you gotta bring Damiel on to season 5. He's the funniest comedian I know and he really wants to meet Bam.
>>218680722pretty solid idea to be fair
>>218680718Cry about it homo
>>218680617>>218680689>>218680694She's literally the most beautiful woman to ever exist.
>>218680705For me, fair game, they have to split the prize money
>>218680647I hate Sam to be reddit. We won bros. Marky
>>218680689Bingo makes Summy Wummy look like an ivy-league graduate
head saying his shit gonna effect most people in the house lol
>>218680722so much better than drowning in irony poisoned christfag larping drivel
>>218680730no you're a furfag who can only laugh at a lolcow like sam
>>218680751literally me
>>218680748Sleeping in shifts would be fair game, but they're supposed to be in the same room as much as possible.
>>218680762cope
>>218680751why does every dude over 50 end up with a massive bloat gut? is it from the alcohol? beer?
>>218680730Bam's doing a good job today regardless of the past, and that's what matters for this show.
>>218680609>think i dont know thatstfu bro you are a newgen
>>218680744It's nice seeing the host actually enjoying himself and being himself
>>218680234Bam proved we don't need him for peepeepoopootank
Sam who? This is Bamtank now
>>218680625yes, she is taken so isn't on the table (by me)
>>218680752Markyposters are fully vindicated and saved the show Say thank you to Markyposters right now
>>218680775yes it's beer
>>218680746
Please don't post any more summy or emma...
>>218680772Slip inside the eye of your mindDon't you know you might findA better place to play?
Anyone else catch it when bam turned his back waiting for vicky in the confessional did a little bump of something?It took the wiggers 4 days to corrupt sober bam
>people shitting on sam yesterday because le poop>bam brings poop shit today>ITS OKAY WHEN BAM DOESwoke disneyfags are so retarded
>>218680702I could post my screenshot of this once back home. A common gaslight is that Shinji had more endorsements the whole time, but that's probably a production gaslight they injected here and other places.
>>218680702Remember how they replaced his face as a site avatar with Ella and said it was just a bug and would bring it back (it never came back)
Landon is bricking it right now. Can't wait until he gets shit in his shoe.
>>218680784bam is doing a lot better than i expected, he's having so much fun
>>218680727I still contend that one of the few times Sam was ever honest and gave good advice was when he told Cole to not care what they think. I cant remember the exact phrasing but it seemed genuine.
>>218680783nigger, what the heyl are u tawlkin bout boi
bashir loving that head is shit shoe-ing two people
>>218680797must feel soo good marky poster veterans channing's heart grew
>WHERE'S THE SHIT SHOE IN THIS JOINT HAHA
I could have saved Marky
>>218680808Did sam ever suggest the involvement of a shoe? I rest my case
>>218680803I would die to get between those thighs - gah
>>218680808This
>>218680808Its fun poop. Sam is angry poop
>>218680821His "poor people suck" speech yeah. It's an absolute truth. Poor people don't help themselves and try to drag others down to their level.
>>218680834kek
y'all
>>218680808what about poopshoe
>>218680624i remember S4 being pretty boring in comparison, Freddy was cool and I liked Aryeh but they barely did anything while it was on, a lot of dead air and lack of interesting challenges, seemed like shit was building up to something that was either never coming anyway or cut short because the show ended
>>218680803holy christ wowza…..I really hope she is doing okay
>>218680729how many people are dependable on daily medication just to not get fucking aids? because the pharmaceutical industry is gonna collapse lmao
>>218680816what's he doing
>>218680804
>>218680808Bam isn't forcing them to heil hitler while puking, it's just a shit in a shoe, a classic.
>>218680808yes we hate sam and we like bam
get both twins in the hammock
>>218680844bam is poop as a vehicle for laughtersam is poop as punishment and degradation
Unctank is the future
TollBoothMAXXING with Emma
>>218680833no, you couldnt have.and no, you couldnt have saved ciara either.
what the fuck is this camera
>>218680808Sam's poop is mean-spirited and made to debase peopleBam's poop is funny and just for fun
Fishtank needs more women trying to put jet in prison
:^o
>>218680722He's gonna buy-out the Jets Fishtank brand at this rate
>>218680860He was standing there watching Head talk about how he was going to fuck up whoever messed with him. Honestly, he should've just paid him the 5 bucks by now, but I think he thinks he's in the clear.
monkee mode
who's the mutant holding the camera
>>218680844This is a very good way to sum it up, honestly.
In retrospect the S4 cast was sooo fucking lame… Wtf happened there
A Pennsylvanian hosting a New England show in Atlanta
>>218680857With enough equipment, I could confidently synthesize PReP within my garage. I'm sure that many other Americans could do the same. You don't NEED to rely on big pharma for anything.
New camera guy is a big boy
>>218680887>you couldnt have saved ciara either.:(
>Bingo monkeymaxxing in the jungle room
>>218680729>bingotard doesn't know the difference between hpv and hiv
fucking who?
>>218680892summer has the sexiest crying ive ever seen.
>>218680647sam hate so forced, just edgy contrarians
>>218680864That was only S2, happened once, and only occurred at all because Jet and Jimmy ruined the MKUltra "plot."
wiggers going kratom
>>218680689I was going to say they aren't much alike but I believe summy is psychic and clairvoyant too. She could see the future that those basement wiggers would rape give the chance.
>>218680906fan casting post s3
>>218680878Well put. Its why so many sam challenges feel dark and satanic when someone else could do the same challenge and have it be funny
The thing that actually saved the show is the absence of Sam Hyde dickriding. That's the same reason S3 was good. Having Tayleigh and Jimmy dickride the hyde was grating and sucked. None of these contestants are old enough to dickride bam so it's more organic.
>Jet on screen>immediately feel the show failing in real time
>>218680849Yeah thats it. very true.
>>218680888New camera guy kek
>water with KratomFucking GROSS mix it into yogurt or somethibg
>>218680925The shovel mexican paying off his debt.
What on fucking earth
>>218680906Freddy mogged.
>>218680908good luck bro, you're gonna need it
>>218680918You can treat HPV. It's funny how my point goes right over the Vickytard's kratom-addled head. Thanks for proving my second point.
>ITS JUST PLANTSI fucking hate this druggie cope.
I think they're really trying to put on the best season of fishtank ever this time like they said they would when S4 got shut down.
you know remember cole said summer was the most attractive in the house before he fell for the yellow pussy meme
HELL YEAH PRODUCTION BITS
wn2b shitting in a shoe i thinnk
>Jet and Ben pretending like they're not taking kratom every day
>>218680925Is that the mexican that cut the fiber line?
>>218680892i need a girl who will cry like this in front of me while i pretend not to notice it until she apologizes for being so emotional
>>218680957another one of bam's friends?
>>218680893I can't believe the depths of darkness in this world. So many people have had such tough lives man.
Reminder the wiggers ruined S4, not the cast.
>>218680957Niggas jittering all over the place
>Day 3>Drinking kratom
>>218680906s4 had >lolcow>alcoholic chadlennial>annoying autist>sexpests5 has>retarded twins>regular normie chadlennialtheres NO CONFLICTthis cast FUCKING SUCKS
>>218680808Bam is doing it in the jackass bit way
this is my first time watching this show, why are the producers on camera so much?
>>218680929thats a big cope
>head going around sniping leavesso fucking based
>>218680973They are?
Get fucked on Vicky.
>Bet and Jen pretending to not know what an opioid feels likePiss-poor bit.
>>218680985the world's a fuck
Are they gunna dump it in front of her to piss her off
VICKY PRESSING THE BOOMERBOOMER POOPTANK MIGHT BE DEAD
>jet and ben pretending this is their first time being k-holers
>>218680974If Summer had JC's personality, he would have liked her more, simple as. The pure boy actually fell for JC's fresh and youthful personality.
>>218680991i picked up smoking during s2, but i dont care how hard they push kratom. im just not interested.
>>218680994s4>no shitshoes5>shitshoesounds like season 5 is better
>>218680957>adam>huge ass nose
>why not just drink like a beer?
they saw the poop tank and gave in
>>218680961>FIND A SHOE>SHIT IN IT>CALLED A SHIT SHOE
>>218680994protag are Jet, Ben and MintsIf you dont like that youre a mexican
>>218680889>>218680866>>218680864>>218680932>>218680853>>218680844>>218680841>>218680834why do wokefags love moving goalpostsYou never brought up the poop being "meanspirited" when you mentioned it, just that it was bad for being poop
>why not just drink beer>you can't drink beer at work
hey it's just a plant, right vicky?
>We're just gonna do kratom
what the fuck is kratom
>>218681025it is pretty funny
never forget, the "people" that are simping for the twins looks like this
>>218680906It was a great cast, bad season
>producers doing drugs on camera
>>218680997they're very executive
>>218680940these days it seems like sam goes into every interaction with the mindset of "how can i win this interaction/come out on top," where bam just wants to be funny and entertaining because that's what he's been doing for like 30 years and he likes to do it, even if it makes him look like (sorry) a jackass
>>218681037find a shoe shit in it shit shoe
SAVE US VICKY
>>218680957He needs to stop laughing he’s breaking my immersion
>>218681037>wokefagsGo outside. Apply to community college. Touch grass. Lose weight. Get pussy. Have kids.
>>218680831>HEHEHEH that was good one, summer!
>>218681043gas station opioid
If it's real they're going to get so sick and the show will be over
>>218680698nigga who?
NEW>>218681058>>218681058>>218681058new>>218681058>>218681058>>218681058
>>218680694hpv isn't even a problem i got it from my egirl ex and it just gave me one single wart on my thumb
>>218681037Go get some fresh air, dude.
WILL THEY EVER KICK OFF THIS FUCKING FISH?THEY KEEP BRINGING HIM BACK EVERY SEASON
jet and ben and going to get bam into kratom lmao
james drake got a good plan
Vicky already scared of messing with the boomer king.
>>218681066>fishtank viewer
>>218680994>waddam i? chop liva?
A FUCKIN POOP SHOE
Head is just some old boomer who doesn't give a shit being a menace and it works so good
any marky tts get through yet
been out do the Plants represent plants ?
>>218681043plant that has the same effects as heroin but milder and legal for some reason
Send ellie in
>>218681047Those are the people that are mourning the absence of Sam
>>218681066>Get pussyNo. No I won't!
>>218680994they have a store and jobs and secret missions and effort is actually being put in like in S3, it's good
JD's little door trick is something he shouldn't be telling Bam, the wiggers, or the audience. He could've gotten away with it for a while longer but now he risks strategy snitching TTS or someone getting a secret mission to ruin it.
>>218681037my advice to you? get a long puzzle, some fresh air, and some fresh fruits. might change your outlook.
why are women always sitting on floors?
>>218681118the cast is so shit tho.this would have been great with any of the other season's casts
>>218681037Sam:>pretends to be christian>pretends he doesnt drink or do drugs>extremely fragile ego>pretends to be masculine>le satanic thing is bad>pretends to be from middle-class when he was a rich kid>constantly tries to belittle the fishesBam:>is himself>was in jackass and likes doing goofy shitBasically, Bam is genuine
>>218680829christmas example
Snitching bitch
>>218681120The wiggers would be wondering why no one has been in the jacuzzi for hours
>>218681149Floorpigs belong on the floor.
>>218680808are you a woman?
>>218681120I missed the door trick, what's that?
>>218681155>Bam:>>is himselfholy cope
POOP SHOE INCOMING DONT MESS WITH UNC
the fish fear the unc
>>218680994>I HATE IT BUT I AM STILL WATCHING ITstfu faggot it's great
>>218681154the cast is bad, but they become more interesting the more you watch
>>218681181JD figured out how to lock/unlock the jacuzzi bathroom from the outside. He hid his plant in there and locked the door while doing stuff.
>>218681181he hid his tree in that bathroom and locked the door from the outside with a butter knife
I've drank kava at work, it helps you be chill. It's like being drunk without being retarded. I've had a coke head boss who used to throw things for no reason and I laughed if off.Kratom on the other hand is a different beast. I had strains that literally made me feel like breakdancing because it was so potent. Some feel like a more potent coffee.
this cast is so bad, if the twins got kicked the season would literally be over
They are all fucking terrified at what Head is gonna do lmfao
>>218681211im not watching it been playing valorant all daydropped all video games last season bc it was much betteri have the thread open and ill watch once something happens
>>218680906unironically a good cast. jin, freddy, and direnc were all responsible for some kino moments and rachel is maybe the single most exquisitely hateable person they've had on the show. aryeh spergouts and the daniel + angie conflict were fun too. ellie was the only total dud and at least she was nice to look at
>>218681154>>218681216this is the best cast they've ever had wtf are these newfag fans
>>218681037This season marks the shift from /ftl/ being a genuine /tv/ thread to it being a /bant/ thread allowed on /tv/. You are dealing with autistic browns who simp over women they've never met for YEARS, don't expect any amount of intelligence or consistency
>>218681243many are saying this.
>>218681155I think Sam is in a genuine come to Jesus era. Who knows if he'll go all the way. The path is narrow and few are those who find it.
>emma wants to fuck the old bald bam fagTOTAL EMMA KEK DESTRUCTION
>>218681243Who is worst??
>>218681226>>218681232Damn. He wanted to brag but that would have came in clutch later on.
>>218681255OH SHIT SOMETHING'S HAPPENING TURN IT ON QUICK
>>218680999not how that works guy
>>218681264tell me a conflict that has happened since vicky day 1literally nothing
>>2186812640.0% simpable mids
>>218680617Yeah but she fucks black guys
>>218681289BLACKED and BOOMEREDhow do emmafags cope?
Bongo running a protection racket.
>>218681357is that what she's been doing? I've been watching based head make everybody panic about the shit shoe
>>218681291Easily JD, he's extremely boring and not even hateable enough to be a villain
>>218681155i hate to brake it to you, but Sam on camera is a character
this cast is so bad, if the Boss Nigga got kicked the season would literally be over
>>218681317>Bezo left cuz he's a fag>Charity left after claiming to get drugged>the Twins showed off psychic powers>Head showed up>the Twins got in a fight then made upjust off the top of my head, and it's only day 3
>>218681418Yeah, I just tuned in to see what they were doing, but it looks like all they've done is gotten paid by Bashir who's trying to take the heat off him if they win.
>>218681420Yeah. I think your right. He's gotta go
>>218681446not a single conflict between cast members that lasted more than an hour
>>218681487bruh go watch that autism dating show or whatever, fishtank aint for you my nigga
>>218681518THIS SEASON IS LITERALLY AUTIST THERAPY HOUSE
>>218681049>we're looking for investors
>>218681546what was your favorite part of season 1 while it was streaming during the first week?
