Take Emma and Vicky to Buc-ees Edition.>/ftl/ NEWS-- Bashir Confronts that whore Vicky (Based Muslim)-- Vicky & Emma pulled a night mission to steal & destroy Landon's/JD's plant from the dorm/glass room; Emma hid the evidence perfectly when JD came investigating, but production dropped a note saying it was a fake plant anyway-- James Drake literally cried today (Like a bitch); Vicky says he won't last because he came in expecting a normal reality show and is getting wrecked by the real vibe-- Vicky had a full meltdown, called JD a f*g after getting zero money for her job, then spilled her drink all over the place-- Male Strippers are too Hot for Bashir to "handle"-- Bashir's terrorizing everyone's trees because he got tricked into destroying his own https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJgYf6zGA6I [Embed] [Embed]-- Anissa took Bashir's quran and defaced it-- Bam's burnout friend HEAD is the first freeloader. He called himself "the proud dad of a FAG"-- Elimination SATURDAY: Whoever's plant retains the most leaves gets to choose who goes home. Twins immune, had top STOX. One plant has no owner and the fish will be able to bid on it-- Head's gooner porn account on X Hamster exposed>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://classic.fishtank.live/ (works when main site doesn't)https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/ [Embed]https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosDon't split threads otherwise, the Reddit fags win. The new baker is only needed after 100 images.NO POSTING NIGGER SKULL. THIS IS A NIGGER SKULL FREE BAKE!Previous >>218698476
>Vicky is back for more
>goes back a FIFTH timethis bitch is crazy
Kino
God, Vicky is such a fucking retarded bitch. They need to start fucking with her now.
Bashir trying to negotiate lol
What's Vicky's gameplan here?
>>218699233check under all the beds for their tree
Fuck...
>>218699233To get to the plant
>>218699247jet sucks ass, all the content this season has been from fish fucking with eachother while jet does his friendtank shit
Did Emma hide Vicky's shoes?
I worship Victoria and I honor Her pussy.
>>218699247He's done a very good job this season. Who knew fucking off from new england was the call
>emma stole her shoes
God Vicky is a fucking retard lmao
Women deserve to be raped.
The twins being another plot armor Josie situation with the Stoix shit makes me not really care who gets eliminated anymore because its rigged af
>>218699247I absolutely love himWhen the chips are down, you can count on Jet
Vicky is going viral on twitter rnThank you clipper network
>>218699339stocks immunity was just for the first elimination, immunity for the rest of the show will be from challenges
figure it out dood
god fucking dammit I was about to sleep
Someone needs to go pour fish water on Vicky's things right now.I need a day 1 crashout from her.
Sex with Emma-chads how we feelin?
JD is such a faggot bitch, holy fuck.
VICKY UNIRONICALLY MOGGED THE WHOLE FUCKING TANK AND PRODUCTION. THE FIRST FEMALE TO USE THEIR FEMALE CHEAT CODES TO MOG EFFORTLESSLY AND WITHOUT CEASING.
Here comes Jet to ruin content
JD is such a bitch but I'm glad he did that dumb shit because now everybody hates him
>>218699402This phenotype gives really great dome. They stick the finger in. If you have drugs they become your little vacuum.
a bitch who is mentally unstable always makes the season better
>now everybody hates JD and Vicky instead of Bashirnice
KRATOM MOG DANCE!!!
>>218699498Sure, but this is just brutal at this point.
What did he pour in her shoes?
>>218699520Chili oil or something?
you spergs have maxed out images on the last 4 threads
>permanently making an entire room smell like rotten milk because one guy hid your shoestotal Vicky death
>>218699345CHIP IS DOWN???
>>218699514Good, but not good that people like emma and anissa will coast by while jd and vicky get eliminated
>>218699519probably the piss in the cell last season was worse
>>218699514All according to keikaku
>>218699247
>>218699559This is day 4 and we're at the level of degeneracy you'd expect from day 20. Jet whines about this every season, but this is what you get when you bring in fans, man.
>>218699247So does Jet still post these himself or is just that faggot Mints now. I can excuse Jet for being the son of a drug addict and a prostitute he just emulates what came before. Mints on the other hand is like a product of government engineering. All of the chemicals in the food making a fat weak big butt gay ginger
Do you think Jet's ever gooned to one of the fish?
Time to admit if Sam was there it would be better he loves piss and poop
Reminder there is no washing machine this season. Any bedding or clothes she hit are ruined
>>218699625There's laundry day on fridays, apparently.
HOW WE FEELIN', MOGGERS?
>>218699640Feeling like this dumb bitch is walking today after having her shit fucked with. JD should hopefully understand he's already burned that bridge, Bashir should get in on it, Landon will be goaded along, Drake is probably still going to sit it out which isn't going to be a good strategy against a BPD whore who thinks everyone else is against her anyway.
TAYTRIOT REPORT INWE HAVE OUR NEW GIRL
>just saw thisOk, Muhammed is a real nigga holy kek
Now to turn up bar ptz all the way and listen to bongo’s heavy breathing
>>218699640the kratom is flowing after that epic moment
I need to fucking goon to AnissaAre there nudes yet?
>>218699558Anissa is based, she's the only one that had the balls to get the Quran, and at least she has good chemistry with others and good convos. Not just sitting in the corner playing with kids toys.
>>218700143These are truly the worst type of people to bring on for a show like this
the mudslime should've just thrown water back at her
>>218699616dont forget puke
>>218700189Don't forget dumping the can of fish in his bag.
>>218699640RustyCage looking nigga
>>218700205Damn I missed that, even better
missing her so much this morning im sick
>>218700138How do we ban AB making anymore bakes?>>218700213You should write a letter
>>218700213we do not care
>we have unironic jet simpsass suckers in herethat tells you all how bad these threads are now
HOW MANY SPECIAL PEOPLE CHANGE?HOW MANY LIVES ARE LIVING STRANGE?WHERE WERE YOU WHILE WE WERE GETTIN' HIGH?
Their names are bingo and bongo and they’re are twins HAHAHAHAHAHHA ITS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS
>>218699616antisam fags are pushing this when bam literally enabled piss and poop
>>218700236what if their names were poop and pee and they had their heads shaved
>>218700191no, people like the twins are because they do fuckall the entire time.What memorale thing did they even do since the start? today they just sat around in the jungle roomthey bring in the money because of simps, but they make 0 content
>>218700230No it's just we realized Sam was holding the show back the entire fucking time lol
>>218700248>sam basher is a jet ass sucker simpof course
>>218700236this but unironically
>>218700245mot really much 2 do when u have immunity though is there?
>>218700245This lmfaoDead weight slop nontent charactersThey will win as well because of it, just like Josie and TJ
>>218700242no need for the potty humor when Jet can just let their quirky personalities shine! Jet is a genius bro
>we really have jet defenders nowgrim
>>218699640What did she do, play with some poop or some shit?
sam simps are so mad that nobody is missing him this season
>>218700248Sam was holding the show back from sucking this bad? I think you’re giving him too much credit
>>218700275>sam simps are so mad that nobody is missing him this season>brings up him out of nowhere hmmm
>sam leaves>jet / ben are much more transparent about issuessam was the problem
>>218700279>best season so far other than maybe 3yeah
>>218700260you can fuck with others because you're untouchableyou can interract with the other fishyou can talk to the camerasyou can fucking do anything instead of sitting in a roomthey'll win because ''OMG THEY'RE LIKE JOSIE BUT THERE ARE TWO OF THEM NOW''
>>218700245When they have the camera on them, they get clipped. They say stupid shit and they are twins. I don't blame them because they are facing no adversity. Everyone is terrified on getting on their bad side because they are the fan favorite, and they also will have immunity until someone gets officially eliminated which makes it stupid for them to go against anyone right now and vice versa
I'd take Mints over Sam any day of the week
>>218700291who is that
Loving the Sam "noooo you can't hecking say 666" vs Bam "earthrocking shoe shitters" divide in the thread right now. Imagine actually giving a shit about a washed up retard, did you faggots not watch WP season 2?
>>218700296then you need to have stuff in place to punish idlingjosie set the precedent that if you're an autistic fuck who plays it up for the simps, you have a guartanteed win if you just stay out of troubleActions have to be rewarded, sitting around punished
Fishtank is like big brother except you can't hear any conversations over the TTS/SFX spam and also there's no rules and the challenges are pointless. Kino
>>218700291>you can interract with the other fishyeah I bet they would rather talk to JD and Landon about nontent than to themselves!>you can talk to the camerasthey literally did this!
>>218700289Looks like that for the transparency bit, but might just be a coincidence.Jet's transparency arc started when he, in his manic phase, decided to unblock everyone on every platform and take the whole nepstein thing on the chin.
What the fuck is Jet's problem?
>>218700272The weirdest part is that he wants these messages to be released, he has a humiliation fetish that involves humiliating himself and cucking others (the viewers buy fucking the girl people are simping for and fucking girls with boyfriends).And it all stems from his own father fucking the girl he loved.
>>218700299we're missing the level of comedy that was given to us in extreme peace
Why is Conner O'Malley so much funnier than Sam Hyde?https://x.com/conner_omalley/status/2033920965252428159
>>218700299>did you faggots not watch WP season 2nobody did lol
>>218699247Jet & Sam are Kings imagine being too cool to admit that LMAO OKAY BYE BYE
I will watch fishtank every day an I'll bitch and whine everyday.
>>218700336that video is a masterpiece
>>218700299>Imagine actually giving a shit about a washed up retard, didbut enough about bam the druggie
>>218700308>>218700309The thing is, I'm not sure who's the real one. If any of them are even.
When did you first realise that Jet is pretty good at what he does?
I still hate the wiggersAnd I still hate SamI think Bam is a piece of shit washout and should have died when he was youngThe only thing I enjoy is seeing all of these people actively fail.
I want to pound her so fucking bad bros
https://x.com/beyondD0ne/status/2034561514246484122
>>218700339>nobody did lolI did. It was fucking awful. I was so sure it was a bit, but nope. That was the actual world peace s2. They did us a favour by firing MDE
>>218699514Bashir i kneel
>>218700370GO JIM DAWG!Beat them women folk
>>218700371>They did us a favour by firing MDEfalse nuke, if they were still at adult swim sam wouldn't be surrounded by yes men, they'd have the contributions of people who actually know what they're doing
My asscrack is itchy
>>218700369i want to fuck her face
ignore namefag(s)ignore anyone talking about anyone outside the current cast and staff
>>218700299this isn’t even a real thing
>>218700299Bam has the luxury of being way less of a try hard while Sam needs to keep up his hyper edgelord facade at all times where everything needs to be ironic ane cynical while Bam doesn't have that baggage.
I dont understand the stuff about kratom, im in australia and its illegal here but i get it and take a teaspoon at night to help me sleep. Cunts over there must be taking tablespoons or some shit especially if it is legal for it to be a problem.
>>218699640dude, you forgot the coolest one
/ftl/ will be glazing vikki by the end of this.
Vicky's insufferable attention seeking reminds me of another Fishtank contestant
Guy whose entire online persona is almost murdering a girl with a mallet
>>218700402>and take a teaspoon at night to help me sleep.Have you tried actual sleeping pills instead of fucking diet heroin, you retarded junkie?
>>218700404>real btw
>>218700404better haircut and clothes and she's doable.
>>218700415Bashir?
My name... is Mark E. Thompson. And this... is my story.
>>218700380the biggest fishtank fans are the biggest faggots
>>218700415Jet?
>>218700363so much hate in your heart
>>218700380Cooling off on the twins after this
>>218700429No shit, it's the lolcow phenomenon where the freaks who hunt them tend to be as bad or worse than them.
remember when Sam played Extreme Peace in S4 and nobody laughed?
>>218700429I save everything so if this show is still running in 8 years I can post "send him / her in" with a picture of the most niche stuff from this show
>>218700451Lol yes
>>218700451Freddie Rachel and Seth laughed
>>218700402It's supposedly very addictive. t. smokeless, alcless, caffeineless chemical purity maxxer
>>218700418Well im not in the US and don't know exactly what a 'sleeping pill' is or what that entails. Not a big fan of going to a doctor to get a prescription for something rather just get something extremely cheap, which kratom is here as it is illegal and noone knows about it, plus we are right next to indonesia where it is grown alot.
>>218700451was this the moment he quit
>>218700451
>>218700474that was the moment he completely checked out
send him in
>>218700245As much as i find them endearing its true. When Jet gave Landon that pep talk earlier he pretty much told him that even though he was 2nd in stox, the twins were so far ahead of him, they might as well not exist he might as well be 1st but with no chance of getting immunity.Someone will have to evenutally find a way to "tactfully" fuck with them and take them down a peg. I could see Head doing it with his unc un awareness.
If Sam was here, he would force the twins to betray each other all epic evil kino style
The audience do not like kratom being promoted
>>218699640she really does look like, and have the same mannerisms, as Rich Evans
>>218700485He would also put that mudslime in his place by kicking him and eating his quran (epic style)
>>218700488It's one of the biggest anti-kratom PSAs I've ever seen.
>>218700483The winning move is to pull them apart into individual fish. Have them compete against each other etc.But not yet. The 2in1 gimmick still has some potential but eventually they need to become individual contestants
remember when Charlie Kirk died and Sam cried for 20 minutes on his podcast?
>>218700498Yes, but don't assume the audience see that.
JET IS THAT A OUIJA BOARD
>>218700466its definitely addictive and I have lost supply it being illegal at times but as I said people over there are taking it in massive quantities with the availability probably. But I don't know about what withdrawals would be like for people who smash it.
>>218700483It’s funny that Landon is #2 because he the same mold as all the popular do nothing fishtank autists too
>>218700488>erm anybody else think this is kinda messed up?cringe reddit esque tweet
>>218700509kek, although I would be for Sam smashing it due to how cringe it is.
>>218700503It's not that good a move, because Bingo will win audience approval and Bongo will crash out. Then one will walk and demand the other come with them, and they'll always pick family over the money.
>>218700521You James Bond burger'd my sister?
remember the good times
>>218700336because hes not an insecure /pol/brained faggot like sam and sam is very uncreative these days
What's Sam thinking as he watches S5?
>>218700521
>>218700536>this is going to well, time to buy plane tickets to Atlanta
>>218700537pisswell finale
>>218700536I'm just stroking my dick right now I got lotion on my dick im just stroking my shit fuuuck man I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man
>>218700536>WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK
Kickstarter TV Sam > YouTube Era Ted Talk Sam > Adult swim Sam > Standup Sam >>> Boxer Sam >>> Fishtank early seasons Sam >>>>> Fishtank later seasons Sam > Political Grifter Sam >>>>> Extreme peace Sam
>>218700536he saw the gay strippers and is coming to Atlanta to shut the show down
>>218700536“Oh fuck oh fuck, this is actually working without me oh fuck.”
Can we get some Mints appreciation?Mints is really good at keeping kayfabe , better than Ben and Jet combined and he's very good on the spot, fast thinker. Dude should be promoted.
>>218700536He's thinking his 5D chess move to kick out the boomers in week 4 and take over might actually backfire spectacularly and torpedo the show. Which is good for him, because drifting apart from Jet a bit means that having Jet fail and come crawling back to help with his gay born again podcast shit.
>>218700536>*legit tears* man I can't believe I laughed at Charlie Kirk the week before he was shot
>>218700536>I wonder if Peter Thiel has STDs, my ass kind of itches>maybe I should tell Peter Thiel to eat more pineapple>I wonder if Peter Thiel will take me out on a date at the Israel wall
>>218700488Remember that Sam is still a close business partner and profits immensely from the show next time he gives you a Christian conservative anti-drug speech.
>>218700336Sam fell off years ago
>>218700550S3 Famous House Sam was funny, but he almost ruined the bit by reverting to FIshtank Samespecially when he was pressing Mizzy to see if she knew about the stream>"HUH WHY DID YOU SAY LIVESTREAM? WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT?"
>>218700554Shut the FUCK up Mints. You almost ruined that Drake bit earlier.
>>218700536>What a bunch of fucking losers, this show sucks without me *hits the roids* am I right guys? Charls? Nick? The gay one?>A weak chorus of 'y-yes Sam' comes from the corner of the room>Sam looks over to the gaping black hole in the other corner of the room>It seems to have gotten bigger recently>Suddenly he gets a head pain and a ringing in his ears>It'll pass but it's becoming more frequent
>>218700537Fucked up that Bam said the fish weren't allowed to see outside and have fresh air; Bam's show is next level crazy!
>>218700213N WORD
>>218700488vicky is fucking tweaking from withdrawal, that's not good promotion
>>218700503yup, makes good drama and is an easy event to artificially create once they become stale.
What bits are planned for today?
>>218700558>stops doing comedy tours that bring in $20k/night+ due to fear of being killedWhy even get on roids and do MMA when you're that much of a bitch?
>>218699607probably mints (HUGE faggot)
>>218700585He stopped it when those zoomies came up wearing Marky shirts
>>218700575I got the reference and you’re based for it, anon-chan.
the 'G' character never got his lore explored as deep enough as jebediah to warrant people acting like it was Sam's best character work fishtank wise
>>218700550Extreme flop
>>218700336this is a million times more MDE than MDE is right now.
>>218700575this is worse than mde season 2
>>218700230it's grim yeah
>>218700600suddenly season 3 slander unprompted obsessed much
>>218700536>I wish a fatherless zoomer would pay 30$ during a livestream so I can read aloud his personal issues and the either laugh at him or give useless advice such as learn a skill
>>218700600G and Judge are on par.
>>218700528Then give them a secret misson where they have to be apart from eachother or else they can't have immunity. That way, no one else will be to blame for the discorse and if theyre always going to get it anyways, why not?
>>218700578rival posting B = Austinanything at all to do with B = Austin
>>218700595You're right, also Channing came in disguise and Edierocked once.
>>218700589Greasy fat food addict with his roller dog addiction
>>218700600It was funny. I am not going to pretend him giving Alex B a shitty TEMU ring and making him cry wasn't funny.
>>218700451>they're making a season 3 nowoof
>>218700616Channing mention = Austin
I’m going to pretend this season is funny to own Sam Hyde
>>218700615Piss piss piss>>218700627Cut cut cut
>>218700626>vaporwave soundtrackwhat a huge faggot
>>218700634I'm going to continue to shit on this season to own Jet
I, for one, is happy Vicky is kratom mogging the tank. It's a silly bit like Landon cleaning it up and TJ doing his retard dance when that song come on. Need more kratom mogging type stuff
>>218700634it's better than S4, not a high bar but it's true
>>218700635AUSTIN CONFIRMED
>main site has bios for every contestant>except the current ones
>>218700643I'm Austin Klaus Leaks
Who's eating the most wigger ass after the season?
they're sleeping twice as long as I just did fuck sakeWAKEY WAKEY
God i really wish I could've seen Freddy interact with frank hassle in s4
>>218700662>nigga missed the whole Vicky arc
>>218700665no past contestants
>>218700640What whore would fuck this ugly fucker even if he has a big dick?Doesn't he realize the whores eventually come back to ruin you, after they realize they fucked a non-chad.Literal pornstars who fucked Ron Jeremy on camera came after him for SA and rape during #metoo, and he only got out of it because he has Alzheimer's.
>>218700662If you were expecting Landon to stay up all night again you're retarded, and after the milk shit Jet became a retarded faggot and disabled TTS so that he could sleep, inadvertently making Vicky even stronger because now she'll get a full sleep in before anyone starts fucking with her.
>>218700488>See this tweaking retard? Come and sponsor your product here! She's good advertisement!
>>218700675What you wrote is not funny. Quite the opposite actually. Trying too hard.
>>218700675And that jew had the protection of the entire jewish porn industry, Jet is going to crash and burn hard.
>>218700675>What whore would fuck this ugly fucker even if he has a big dick?Abi, Claire, Ellie, Mints, the list goes on
>>218700690jej
None of the fish (jet included) are waking up before noon We're back to S2 vibes where all the action will be past 5pm as they all crash out at around morning and then get all groggy as the drugs leave their systems
Please don't split the threads.New bake. >>218700699>>218700699>>218700699
>>218700710What the fuck are you doing
the show is good and we're all enjoying it
Morning lads what did I miss last night?
I woke up to Vicky crashing out and got excited that I was actually gonna get content this morningI guess not
>>218700710Ignore this stupid fucking faggot.
>>218700488What the fuck is it anyways? I only smoke a little dude weed and drink whiskey
>>218700710stop taking up the same fresh air as all of us and die we're on page 1
>>218700710fuck off
>>218700724from what I've seen it does next to nothing but gives you horrible withdrawals, just seems like a less bad methadone
>>218700714Baking to stop anymore retard bakes.
where are the twins?
what happens when I'm watching fishtank>nontent, talking, weird gagswhat happens when I'm not watching fishtank>content, fights, moggings, meltdowns
>>218700600Slit your wrists
>>218700749If you aren't sleeping when the fish are sleeping, you're gay and stupid.
the thing is, i see Jet asking the audience to subscribe for the $10, and support them post season/send ideas of what people would like to see for re-occurring revenue/subs.But when I see how unprofessional and disorganised he is i don't want to support it at all. I'm not going to sit here and pay to hear about him fucking high-schoolers and doing whippets.
I missed the vicky / james crashout, anyone got clips?
>>218700756most people have jobs anon. we can't just neet sleep until 1pm like you
>>218700765>1pmThat's pretty early for meI'm hitting 4pm usually
>>218700758the payment structure is fucking retarded. it shouldn't be a "monthly subscription" it should be a 1 time payment for the whole season
>>218700773They make most of their money from the people who forget to unsubscribe Basically the same as jeet scams It's very pathetic
>>218699362What happened? Went to bed 7 hours ago
bashir look like a jojo character
Bongo is hiding a breedable ass under all that baggy clothing
>>218700758The issue is that he doesn't understand that the show is funded almost entirely by TTS paypigs. Obviously, if he could maintain 3k retarded season pass holders all year, that's 30k a month. But he can't do that, people will obviously only subscribe when there's actually a show on, and it takes them months to set up a show because they're lazy.>>218700764It was pretty gay, he went up there to try and defuse the situation a bit and then they sperged out because Vicky is a BPD whore who thinks everyone is out to get her and it's impossible for a guy to just be genuinely nice because she's speedrunning destroying all her bridges. I fucking hope Emma can't snake her way out of it after Vicky inevitably walks.
Should Jet be made the creative head of MDE now? He's so much more than Sam.
>>218700803Shut the fuck up mints
>>218700786it's part of the reason I haven't paid and just use fishtank.ripif they actually sat down and did their math and figured out they needed to get $20-$40 per person per season and just charged that for a pass then had an "XL" pass for $100-$200 that came with "free" per-day TTS / toys or w/e then I'd pay
>>218700801>The issue is that he doesn't understand that the show is funded almost entirely by TTS paypigshe said this exact thing, but he also said "if people remain subbed, we can fund this without TTS"he wants to get rid of TTS
What got you into fishtank?And what keeps you hooked?
>sam not in the show>sam haters constantly posting about him
>>218700823>he wants to get rid of TTSno he doesn't, he wants fags like mints to have a constant paycheck all year around even when the show isn't on.That's enough for me to never buy a season pass.
>>218700578your one of the ppl chose hate and death and you encouraged her to as well.thats why you takepleasure it what you did to me
if jet wants peoples money he should just do a bloodgames with people from season 3, season 5 and freddykeep some season 5 people there and do a space tank all-stars or something
>>218700823Sure, but it's a pipe dream. People will not give you 120 bucks a year for a month of content. The best idea people had was doing the subscriber badge shit from twitch so chatters can show off how many months they've been a paypig for, which could honestly bring in maybe a grand or two a month for a 2 minute coding job.They make way more money off the paypigs who want to interact with the fish, they'd never actually ditch TTS, they just want free money so they have more of a buffer between seasons and they think it'll stop them from spending all their money on drugs the day after they wrap and then scraping by until the next house.
I bought Raiden bran because I like the cereal but I fucking hate raisins and have to pick them out
You have to pick 6 Fish to make the worst Bloodgames possible, who do you go for?HARDMODE: No nontent Fish (Meg etc)
>>218700856Dude. Bran flakes are a thing.
>>218700850shut up faggot
>>218700853he needs to do actual in between season stuff like the cell or bitchtank
>tenacity?
>>218700867Nah they don't taste as goodRaisen bran has a certain sweetness that it gives the milk because of the raisins But I just don't like the mouth feel of raisens or chewing on themFeels like eating a bug
>>218700863JimmyDamiel (Forma Xannied out)TayleighJosieBinxAryeh
>>218700863Brian, Shinji, Sylvia, Mizzy, Landon, LukeI wouldn't even watch that out of curiosity lol
>>218700855>People will not give you 120 bucksthey definitely would, easily, if it came with enough perksalways remember that there are parts of the country / world where $120 is literally nothing
>>218700856Yo dis dood doesn't eat no raisins!
>>218700870Both of these were such a trainwreck that I totally get why he's given up on the idea. I think the real issue is just that bitchtank was a stupid fucking idea, the cell was occasionally tolerable.
>>218700666what arc? she's annoying as ever
>>218700856Just imagine they're dried grapes.
>>218700855They need to get rid of SFX, outside of cells, at the very least.It's funny for maybe 3 minutes.
>>218700870Like stream stars ;^)
>>218700532Wn2b stealing Mizzys ozempic and putting her on an all Arby's diet
today i learnt /tv/ is full of woke trannies that are happy a chaser killed a man for talking about his normal belief>t. /vt/chad>inb4 mad trannies at me for liking real females and not trannies
>>218700891puking sfx first thing in the morning when everyone's hung over / in withdrawal is fucking hilarious
>>2187008631. Tayleigh2. daniel3. simbal4. Burt5. ted6.Aryehinsufferable cunts.
>>218700891They should just massively up the price of SFX, honestly. They shot themselves in the foot when they priced it at "only" 50 bucks, unfunny retards will happily blow 50 bucks every 20 seconds to make the show unwatchable.
>>218700404she looks like gerard way
the issue with SFX is that unfunny people use them not the SFX themselves. Every time you send a shit TTS or SFX the price should be increased by 1.5x until you do a funny one
>>218700911she looks better in this "commie hippy dealer" style then w/e the fuck she was doing day 1
>>218700903its sad he died but im not gonna cry about it or act like a woke fag because people are making jokes
>>218700904It's only funny when they are trying to sleep. Outside of that it prevents the camera from picking up conversations.
>>218700923this wouldnt fix Mints TTS unfortunately though
They really need to let production pick Fish clothes again like they did in S2Why did they stop that anyway?
>>218700863JimmyDanTayleighJosieBinxPayton
Which Season 5 girl would have the biggest futa cock? My money's on Anissa
>>218700927never let evil take rootwokefags are parasites and calling them out is not crying
>>218700938Too much work for wiggers.
>>218700938laziness
>>218700938Bex was the driver behind that. Do you think jet would make that much effort?
>>218699640MAAAN this was so.... EPIC!!!!
>>218700938Alex B, Burt, and Binx in S3 convinced them it was okay to let the fish dress themselves. Then they went back to casting fans.
>>218700870he needs to quit and get a real job
jet should have a funniest tts of the day thing up on the site so the paypigs spend more money to try and get on there
>>218700938The Twins fits have been iconic, especially the sweaters knitted by their mom.
i gave her the last of my money againim gonna try to go to work todayi miss you betty
>>218700236Yeah, they need to do more Roman salutes!
>>218700967this, TTS's should be able to get up doots and down doots
>>218700938Because Jet doesn't want creative crew members like Bex who intimidate him and call him 'tubster', he wants yes men that will occasionally jerk him off like Mints
>>218700906Replacing ted with someone like Jon, Simmons, or Cole would be hilarious because the autism would reach critical mass. It would maximize dysfunction.
>>218700938because clothes are part of their self expression
>>218700979>yes men that will occasionally jerk him off like MintsI can’t tell if you mean this literally or metaphorically because I could believe Mints literally fellates Jet.
>>218700921Had to google who that is.Similar short nose and eye spacing, not much else.
>The Muslim is the guy who says he is the most peaceful and loves peace>In practice he is the most violent and destructive>Causes distress and destruction wherever he goes, destroying nature, the plants, the oxygen producers>While playing victim and portraying himself as a man of GodIt's poetry, it's perfect. No but seriously he is doing this on purpose as a bit or is this really who he is?
With sam absent from hosting would that potentially make a cole return for something like bloodgames possible? Or did he burn bridges with the entire show's production?
it's up>>218700699>>218700699>>218700699
>>218700990>Jet has an angry encounter upstairs and looks upset>Storms back to the basement and sits in his chair>Mints walks up behind him, sticks his feminine ass out, puts an arm around him and giggles 'I know what that look means, papi'>Begins slowly moving his hand towards Jet's quivering cock>Imagine the smell
>>218701009way too fucking early though
>>218700999He didn't burn any bridges with Sam, Jet is the fag who's blacklisting people for minor things.
Who's still got leaves?
>>218700993He gets the show and knows the audience want chaos. He's still a retarded muslim, but it's a fucking game show dude.
>>218701023>Being shot is better than being stabbedBoth are bad you dumb fuck groyer retard.
Imagine how horned up Bongo would be at all times if Luke was there.
>>218701026*fake muslim
Giving the fish the ability to eliminate someone is retarded.This encourages them to kick the content, while keeping the nontent who will never threaten them.
When I get back from work can I get a QRD on the whole day when I get back? A reply to the character limit would be appreciated, thanks
>>218701009just kill yourself
>>218701030They're already horny for James.
>>218701023>muslims are x100 better than jewsHahahahahahaha
>>218701023>100xMuslim detected, muslims will kill your family, jews will put policies in place for your family to be killed in a hundred years.
>Bashir>Bash herWow jet it really does write itself
>>218701030james mogs lukeluke is a fake chad nerd
>>218700921she looks like the waitress
>>218701052This, he couldn't even get the horny whores like binx and alexis to fall for him.
>>218701041https://x.com/EnterTheVoid_FT/status/2034548640170275241click the quotes to see the full events of the kratom mogger
>>218701045>>218701052Luke is an artist like them which would make them even more attracted towards him.
>>218701052Luke mogs purely because he can say nigger. If Drake steps over that line later, then sure, but right now he's just a high tier normie.
>>218701023Oh yeah? They are? Not here. Because you made a retarded statement about how good Muslims are, this is what Pakistani Muslims are doing in my country. Read it. I'll summarise, they're raping, torturing, filming, and blackmailing, waterboarding, forcing girls to be raped by animals, and far, far worse.If the girls go to the police they then murder them.This is not conjecture it's on record, it's fact. This has been happening for decades to tens of thousands of girls here.That's the 'peaceful muslim'. When Muslims say that they can't hurt children, women, e.t.c. they mean other Muslim children and women, to 'infidels' they treat them as nothing but objects to be used and abused and there are tens of thousands of victims as proof.
>>218701078Ok, jimmy.
>>218700975you give her your money but a Freddy, manlet jew/italian fucked her for free, and she did it all without thinking about you once.
>>218701076Oh good point, Luke is an esoteric kinda guy who likes the strange, quite a good artist as you say to boot.
I’m unironically going to miss the boxing. Boxing led to funny moments like TJ vs. Tayleigh, Jimmy vs. Cole, Alex B vs. Simbal, Direnc vs. Daniel, and Daniel vs. Dr. Cross.
>>218701094what's your problem
>>218701023groypers will tell you to love browns and immigrants to own the jews
important update!Frank Hassle hasn't tweeted about fishtank since day 1 when he exposed bongo
will balsamic be eliminated first? i don't want him to go, i want him to fart on jet neptune.
I picked out all the raisens out my raisen branAll companies skimp on everything But not raisensBecause raisens are garbage
>>218701114Isn’t JD the only one with an unmolested tree right now? He might choose Vicky to leave.
>>218701110Their lack of exposure and experience with Muslims exposes how naive they are.
what's this stuff about trees
>>218701118raisins are nature's candy, you faggot. you better fucking eat them.
>>218701114He's got good odds of going, it really depends on who gets the vote. One of the boys could probably take out Vicky, although the far smarter pick would be Emma because she's a retarded pick-me and Vicky will instantly crumble without her and quit on her own.
>>218701126I think the trees in the bar are the only survivors
If you go to bed now you'll wake up in time for Tayleigh's upcoming stream in 8 hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67kF3XhBQPc
he's so awesome
>>218701023non-religious arabs and persians are not bad people, if they are religious muslims then they are problematicon the other hand, jews are always bad, less or more, but they always conspire against society and people
>>218701052Nah. Luke mogs James, luke is more interesting and more intelligent too
>>218701135they've gotta destroy each others trees, whoever's tree is the least destroyed will pick the person that is eliminated the twins are immune but if they win they still get to pick
Enough off topic
guy who can't spell raisins
>>218701074Hehe Kino
>>218701112Hes been in here with us
>>218699233to prove it's just a plant and it's not addictive bro
After 5 seasons I gave money to Jet Neptune for the first time so I could say something to the twins.
>>218701155interesting
>>218701174Lmao, faggot.
>>218701174how did you fall for the twins and not Josie?they're the same thing
How are none of these fucking fish awake yet? Half of them went to sleep 8+ hours ago, turn on TTS, wake up Head at least.
>>218701174you must certainly regret it
>>218701194Zoomers need a minimum of 12 hoursThey're a sleep generation
>>218701185>how did you fall for the twins and not Josie?because they were raped
send in a midget female in the tank and call her "Aisha"
>alright chat, so we had a crazy day yesterday, today is full vibe reset, let's let the fish sleep for 12 hours so Vicky gets away with everything
>>218701185Josie was boring and ugly to me. The twins are interesting and seem like nice people.
>>218701194lazy fishiesdid they drink again last night?
>>218701118Can youh belie this guy!?
>>218701209If he didn't care about the girls tearing up his quran, he's not going to care about the midget.It's pointless going after his faith, it's performative.
disturbing lack of fresh cryokeen selfies this season
>>218701215>so Vicky gets away with everythingWhat even happened?
Imagine if they had Vance take over as host for the day, just charging in dropping some Vancepills
>>218701228
Imagine if they had Sam take over as host for the day
>>218701235>yeah umm the challenge for today is... uh yeah... uh.... JD what do you uhh think the challenge should be? I don't know, yeah
>>218701225He's crashing out and screaming or just quietly seething every time some good anti-muslim TTS comes on.If you think he isn't bothered he's got you tricked.
dude it's me sam hyde from season 1
>>218701243LETS ALL SIT AROUND AND WATCH EXTREME PEACE 3
>>218701250this, he was seething yesterday. I think it's part of the reason he started tearing up peoples treesalso his eyes don't have a good look>>218701261that would be awesome
>>218701261This moment is what finally broke Sam from Fishtank
Reminder that Sam had a sexual encounter with Burt in the basement in S3
>>218701231After all the other fish went to bed, Jet gave Vicky some kratom and Emma hyped her up to do shit, so she went to dump water on JD as a distraction to steal his tree. Based Bashir spotted the thot and leaped to defend, pushing her slightly as he jumped from bed half asleep.This then lead to Vicky crashing out for an hour, throwing water on Bashir multiple times and saying he body slammed her while TTS pretended it was the coolest shit they ever saw. This ended with Vicky's shoes going missing, and she threatened all the boys with milk, waking them up for the 11th time until Emma eventually found the shoes and JD was found to be the culprit, so Vicky dumped milk all over the room because she's a retarded whore and the boys are now more annoyed with JD for waking the sleeping beast.
fishtank rip please include the jungle room
>>218701269>Turkey tom please respond
>I used to host Fishtank you know, it was a big deal. Remember me, the bowlcut guy? I got a little sugah in me... HEY BITCH. DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME. FUCKING INDIAN BRAZILIAN
>>218701278Refresh the page
>>218701261fuck freddy should be on s5
>>218701269How do they not understand this is a weird underground show that will never get any mainstream appeal because the mainstream viewpoint is still "you can't say faggot or nigger guise!"? You have a small audience of 30k internet freaks, which is honestly pretty good, even though if the show was more family friendly you could easily hit 300k.
>>218701290where?
>>218701094kwab
>>218701277>while TTS pretended it was the coolest shit they ever saw.Lmao. Thank you
>>218701269>Ok NEW YORK TIMES!>Now this is the area we do whippets and monitor the /tv/ thread>Would you like a complementary sloppy toppy>MINTS GET THAT CAKE OVER HERE
>>218701225>oh no, he is performative because he didnt kill other person like american black would over n-wordfemales in the house proved they are barbarian, worse-than-men creatures, even from point of his religion, he is in the right, and from perspective of taking part in fishtank or even american law, not throwing fists is the better way to docome on, do some whataboutism
Just Dudes
>>218701228that's a good thing
>>218701306Under the screen. Its not on the right
test
>>218701195I got what I wanted from them so I don’t fully regret it.
Sam and Jet are an embarrassment
>>218701225>dude he didnt act like the stereotype i was lead to believe that makes him fakeHave you never met a real muslim irl?
JETWE WERE PROMISED A POOP SHOE!!!!
>>218701333most pitiful fish ever
>>218701315I see all gay external faith as zealotry, if you aren't committed to the bit you are LARPing.>no dude, what about laws and shit???I don't care, show commitment if you want people to respect your idiocy, faggot.
>>218701300They actually did get main stream appeal during season 1 believe it or not But all the sexual allegations and scamming has made Fishtank extremely toxic to be associated with The daily freakouts Jet has on Twitter don't help either.
>>218700264but hear me out. what if we shaved their heads and kicked holes in doors and made them puke hot dogs while boxing in diapers full of poo and pee? Total Sam move man Sam was so based and poopoopilled and punchpilled
>>218701337NTA but I live in Sweden, the stereotypes are all true. He would be physically violent if the cameras weren't on.
>>218701333>tries to splash water on someone sleeping>gets stopped and mildly bumped into>starts screaming rape>goes to the toilet to slowly fill a cup of water as everyone waits>dumps water on the guy who doesn't care about water>proceeds to talk about being raped for 6 hours>does a victory dance>"I bwoke the fishtank''
>>218701261sam did that for one day and lasted 30 minswhy are you wokefags acting like he made everyone across the 5 seasons hes been in
>>218701348stop unironically using the term toxic. thats gay nigga shit
>>218701333Didn't take her long to become what she hates, she's approaching Bozo status
>Dan begging for money to go on and hit on Emma>Aryeh begging for money to go on and sexually assault the twinsS4 is Stream Stars tier
So what exactly is icky Vicky’s problem? Why is she like this? What’s her game plan?
what's his story?
>Head was all talk, no biteWhere the FUCK is the shit shoe?
>>218700308>seethes about fishtank and how bad it is >still hate watching 16 hours a day>still posting in every thread multiple timesgrim
>>218701359>Didn't take her long to become what she hatesIt's almost like having access to no fresh air is bad for you
>>218701378Trust the plan
>>218701374The answer to all 3 questions is that she’s a BPD drug addict with a double digit IQ.
>>218701354I guess ive never seen a quran being destroyed but the few muslims ive known were not quick to violence at all.They were americanized though and not immigrants.I can only assume the ones that grow up in the shithole east are much more violent
>>218701358That's the actual word to use. Fishtank is extremely toxic to be associated with. Not one good thing has happened to anyone who has ever worked with Jet
>>218701374>So what exactly is icky Vicky’s problem?BPD>Why is she like this? Genetics, exacerbated by an opiate addiction.>What’s her game plan?Do what she thinks the audience wants and then get shit on until she quits.
>>218701379He doesn't have a job and thinks he's a girl, give him a break
>>218701374Sylvia style "I know who I am" white trash mentality.Extremely thin skinned so any criticism will be taken as a personal attack, leading to her digging her heels down even deeper and never improving.
>>218701345>just put yourself in jail for years, otherwise you are not committed enough smartest 92iq alive
did you know? the twins were replacement for tarini who got kicked before the show started
>>218701403i mean yeah if you literally believe there is a god and eternal afterlife you'd kind of do anything for that right? if you were a true believer? this is why a large large majority of religious people are just death copers
>>218701403Yes. Pick and choose is not a religion, either you follow doctrine and dogma or you are LARPing. There's no difference between what Bashir is doing and hiring a shabbos goy to trick god.
>>218701423hindsight is 20/20, and I don't know the circumstances of why the jeet couldn't make it, but it would have been nice to have her over Charity at this point
>>218701437She was a friend of Aryeh who bragged on Reddit about being cast.
>>218701388It all boils down to what they think they can get away with, if 10 white guys burned a quran in front of one muslim he would act like it wasn't a big deal, if one white guy did it in front of 10 muslims he would be dead.
*taps the glass*ok fishies wakey wakey
>>218701374trash on drugs who wasted own life, but now got a bit more of social validation from bam and the audience and she is abusing it so much she shits on other people (bashir and jd) for a few more positive tts and rosesshe is bezo, bottom tier person who got some applause to bully others she is anti james drake, who is attractive person doing good things for other people
Noticing a lot of jet shills and so many people defending him yet shitting on sam
Head is finally awake.
Why was the casting so awful in s4?
remember Bezoar
>>218701459EarOut
>>218701459Most obvious casting couch season, girls Jet wanted to fuck and nerds with no chance to fuck them.
>>218701459Jet was trying to find a gf and didnt want any nathan drakes stealing them
Emma giving Head fuck-me eyes is paying off heavily today, he won't fuck with her and so he won't fuck with Vicky by association.
>>218701437Their thinking was>Haha, 40 year old filipino woman, that's a funny bit.and>Haha, an indian girl, that's a funny bit.They don't think about if choosing a 40 year old normie for fishtank is a good idea in the long run.
is there a clip of bashir praying with the HALO warthog run music playing?
>>218701423she is just a bit more jeeta letty, same skeleton built who grows large boobs when stop starving similar hair, similar face, just more tanned
>>218701401>"I know who I am" white trash mentality.word salad
>>218701437She was retarded enough to use her own account to make an "omg I'm on fishtank!!!" post on reddit, so viewers found her instantly and Jet shitcanned her for being retarded.
>>218701488https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2034399690184110338
whats the penalty for swapping from team ugly emma to team vicky moggers?
>>218701513TYSM !
>>218701488It's pretty tough to make me laugh out loud, but that got me really good. Probably my favorite moment of the season so far.
>>218701502If you watched S1 you would know that was her catchphrase every time someone called her a mean word.
>>218701510>so viewers found her instantlyIt was Ireland anon from /bant/ who put it together, there was no way of knowing if it was really her on reddit before that
new>>218700699>>218700699>>218700699
DO THE KRATOM DANCE
im a kratom krusader nowdues vape
why are there never clips of anything
>>218701459Girls Jet wanted to fuck (minus Rachel) + Guys who had no chance of threatening his chances. It explains Ellie's quick casting and why a dud like Seth was looked at for an instant backup. Jet is a transparent creep.
>>218701574Wiggers and their retarded clipping policy, plus zoomers and being too lazy to record the screen. Guess you'll have to watch recaps like a homo, wagie.
>>218700488I hope they deprive her of Kratom for the whole day so we can get withdrawal content again.100% junkie. 100% will be homeless in her life sucking dick for cock.
>>218701640>sucking dick for cock.
>>218701640This would be a good bit. Jet should tell her that the Kratom was a mistake last night after telling her they need to check how much she has, and then confiscate it all until further notice.The problem is that Jet really doesn't want another walk-out yet, especially with this gay challenge.
that muslim really wants to beat a woman
>>218701459What the fuck are you on about? S4 had better casting than what we currently have. The only person who left early in S4 was Jin and you can blame hack_blastard being a thin-skinned faggot for that.
>>218700336malley is so fucking funny its unrealits JUST bangers all the time
>>218701678Well yeah it's in their nature.
>>218700336>dude, AI slop!Would've been way funnier without it.
