Vicky is the Tayleigh of S5. Debate me you nerd edition>/ftl/ NEWS -- AB is banned from doing any more bakes.-- Bashir confronted Vicky (based Muslim moment)-- Vicky & Emma night raid: stole + destroyed boys’ plants; Emma hid evidence perfectly, prod dropped fake plant note-- James Drake cried today; Vicky: “he won’t last, came in expecting normal reality show”-- Vicky full meltdown: called JD a f*g over zero pay, spilled drink everywhere-- Bashir now destroying EVERYONE’S plants after getting tricked on his own (live chaos)-- Anissa defaced Bashir’s Quran then dumped an entire can of fish in his bag-- Male strippers too hot; Bashir seethe-- HEAD (Bam’s burnout friend), first freeloader; called himself “proud dad of a FAG”; gooner XHamster account exposed-- Elimination Saturday: least leaves on plant-- Vicky now full “Kratom Queen/Mage”>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://classic.fishtank.live/ (works when main site doesn't)https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/ [Embed]https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosDon't split threads otherwise, the Reddit fags win. The new baker is only needed after 100 images.NO POSTING NIGGER SKULL. THIS IS A NIGGER SKULL FREE BAKE!Previous >>218699166 (I can't tell anymore)
ignore Austinignore namefag(s)ignore anyone talking about anyone outside the current cast and staffignore anyone talking about or sharing pictures of Betty, Klaus, Skull Hyde, or Channing
>>218700769This thread was intentionally BAKED early.Austin bakes all /ftl/ threads in bant.He is attempting to do the same here.If he baked this one, I cannot say.But he's baked threads early in bants /ftl/ threads because people were mocking him.
>>218700806He's also the worst poster, never has anything funny or interesting to add.
>>218700699I did not watch episode 2 of famous house, is Mizzy in the credits this time ?
>>218700699>(based Muslim moment)good morning sers
what was on head’s gooner account, I missed it
>>218701429Betty and Channing
Did Jet or Ben say if the Kratom hit?
>>218700699>prod dropped fake plant notewhat does this mean
>>218701205I'm not watching til Ted is gone.
>>218701559Last night they pullrd vicky into the closet and told her the kratom really helpped them and told the audience to do kratom
>>218701577no way. clip?
why aren’t they voting the twins out
Noticing a lot of jet shills and so many people defending him yet shitting on sam
>>218701561Production told them it was a fake plant and JD has the real plant hidden somewhere, when he doesn't.
>>218701583Best i can do is this>>218690321
>>218701624Dear lord
>>218701624
i need Sam to barge in and beat Jet into a blob of mush and guts
>>218701636>>218701624for some reason jet is super insecure about being fat and makes no effort to loseweight
>>218701602They have immunity
QUICK RUNDOWN PLEASE SINCE YESTERDAY WHEN JAMES DRAKE WAS READING LOVE LETTERS IN THE CLOSET WITH PRODUCTION GASLIGHTING HIM THANK YOU
S5 complete failure as expected?
>>218701602>Highest stox>Also won the challengethey're double immune
>>218701624Cutiepie sweety
You think Jet will fuck the twins?
>>218701671See: >>218701277
>>218701685he will try
>>218701671>WITH PRODUCTION GASLIGHTING HIMNever happened. They were real letters
>>218701703Real gaslighting letters, sure.
this was so fucked, and over water on jd? how is he still in the house?
>>218701710You have to understand, under Sharia law it is permissible to body slam a BPD whore and cause a bruise.
>>218701687Thank you anon, based summary!>>218701703I thought the initial ones were and then production was just fucking with him to keep the bit going?
And what of my scab-face daughterwife Emma
>>218701736She's the new most intolerable fish, an unfunny snake who goaded Vicky into fucking with everyone else. At least Bashir sperged out of his own accord.Okay, JD is still the most intolerable, but Emma is a close second.
SAY CHRIST IS KING
I wonder what that loser Ellie is up to
>>218701624each season drains more of his lifeforce
If every man was a bit more like James Drake the world would be a better place
>>218701754>Okay, JD is still the most intolerableLove the vibe nuker and his fat stupid face
>>218701763I like the wagies in the rip chat crying about him getting mad at Vicky over saying faggot the first night, despite the fact he's been saying faggot for at least a day now.
He will be remembered fondly
>>218701774
>is the main character
>>218701798She's gone before week 2 lol
>>218701790He's not bad as a wild card in terms of his actions, but I despise how performative he is and how little he cares about the show. His nonchalant chuckle after he let Bashir destroy their trees made me want to break his fat faggot face.
>>218701790I cant understand how anyone can hate him when we all saw his audition tape. We knew what he was going to be
>>218701798she feels like a female Alexshe needs a 500 lb boyfriend to come on
>>218700699why are you being annoying faggots and fucking up the generals numbering?
JD - Pac-ManJames Drake - SnakeCharity - King DededeBezo - VillagerTwins - Ice ClimbersMuhammad - SheikVicky - Piranha PlantAnisa - GanondorfLandon - SimonEmma - Peach
>>218701822>she feels like a female Alex
>>218701809He's too self-aware to be the kind of fish people like, but he's necessary to balance the tank. Sorta like Letty>>218701798Trailer park scarlett johansen
I actually like JD, I think he adds a good dynamic.
Real shit
Which contestant AB hates? Im rooting for that contestant to win.
>is
>>218701576He looks like a guppy fish the way he pulls his head into his neck and makes that stupid face.
>>218701860Yeah id like to know to lol
Bashircoin is undervalued. But hes going on saturday so i can understand why people aren't buying
Just got out from my monthly shower chat.
Yesterday was a good day.
>>218701881190 is over valuedhe's a buy at 140
If they're in atlanta they should--1. Bring in the non-mde cast from the mde adult swim show.2. Bring in several of the tyler perry actors.
They should get Gucci mane to do a show in the house
>>218701895I hope that means you think emma and anisa are overvalued as well
>>218701834I would sayDrake - Little Mac/Cpt FalconBezo - Diddy KongTwins - Ice ClimbersAnisa - GanondorfVicky - WarioEmma - Rosalina JD - Dr MarioLandon - KirbyCharity - King DededeBashir - Snake
Where's Sam
>>218701931Doing his gay little show
the effects of only starting with 10 fish have already settled inthe clock is ticking neptune boy tick tock
>>218701931sucking christian dick and saying a muffled "christ is king" as he's deepthroating christcock
>>218701939you say this in the show with gay strippers, jetfag
>>218701939Fishtank?
>>218701931Everyone is asking this
>>218701950Nothing is more gay than starting a gay grifter show aimed at losers. Dude seriously wept like a pussy because of Charlie Kirk lmao.
Where did cringetoria and Emma's tummy sleep?
>>218701972I'm not. I dont miss his brooding or his hypocritical moralfagging. He can do his gay little twitter show for chinless republicans
>>218701975>Dude seriously wept like a pussyYou can cry and be straight
>>218701931I don't know man, I just don't know
>>218701946Tarini would have been on the show for freeShe would pay for her own flightand so would many othersliterally no reason to not have 30 fish day oneJust have a 8 main cast but not tell the other 22 fish
im glad jet went for 3 days of boring nontent after an exciting first day because my eye was twitching and i had muscle spasms around my eye socket so i could get a nice rest :)now wheres the kratom in this joint xD
>>218701983Emma is sodamam
>>218701975>grifter grifter grifterwoke fag
>teleports behind youNothing personnel, infidel.
>you can cry and be straight>WOKEFAGS : SO TRUE DRUKE!!!>ALSO WOKEFAGS AIEEE SAM CRIED BECAUSE A TRANNY FUCKER KILLED A FAMILY MAN
>>218702007>woke woke wokeYou're just a faggot simply put.
>>218701986Yes but Sam is asexual. I doubt he even hads sex anymore. The decade of roids have turned him into a tranny that feels nothing but going through the motions of grifting
>>218702021Says the guy defending faggot rights lolwokefag
>>218701939Is his show funny or has he become one of those christians who won't laugh or joke about anything
I hate sam hyde and I hope the roids take his life soon
EmmaGODSOur gameplan for today?
Fishtank producer Ben's fleshlight is live guys
>>218702039Chill, jet. You will get full ownership of fishtank eventually.
>>218702045We dont care
Bashir was a good casting. It's funny that he's the least virtuous of anyone in the house
>>218702045Angie caught viewbotting!
Why are people obsessed with hating on sam whos not on the showbut not hate on jet who does things worse than sam
>>218702001>>218701946the wiggers have a team of 4 and are too lazy and incompetent to deal with more than 10 people and their air travel. this is why jet won't do large casts and won't bring anyone back
>>218702069what's up with his eyes all the time?is it the fasting? is he still doing that?
>>218702069Muslims are cool
>>218702007>>218702034stellar discourse guys we're really determining the future of the west here, some high level talking points
What's the poop shoe status
>>218702038>Is his show funnyNo, he is out of his element doing shitty political commentary. And yeah, last time I checked one of his videos he talked about some moral fag shit and linked it to his "faith". Mind you, he has never set his foot in a church.>>218702034Just making shit up now. Remember to breathe when taking that chode up your ass.
cucumber feet recap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87SbDHYcXAQbut once again he skips what happens at night, no kratom mogging in this one
>>218702044Rejoice that her boyfriend only looks Jewish but no reason believe that he is Rejoice that Emma has been getting the white penis in vagina sex she deserves.
>>218702087Shoes still remain unpooped, but JD did pour shit into Vicky's shoes
>>218702020why was he crying
>>218702075Jet isnt a moralizing hypocrite therefore I give him a pass.
just caught up on the past day and james crying in the closet over the letter from peanut arbuckle is probably my favourite moment of the season so far
>>218702085they're notand you're either sheltered as fuck or one of them
>>218702045>$600 + flight ticketsthat's one expensive hooker
>>218702112he got emotional from positive fan letters he was getting then prod gaslit him by giving him excess praise. he didn't bawl from what i saw, just some tears of joy.
>>218702112Classic why man in my feeling gay fag shit he ain't no real nigga
nazi officer: drake, emmanazi soldier: landonstriped jew prison outfit: everyone else
>>218702112he used to beat up his sister’s boyfriends
>>218702133I don't even think Ben paid for Angie's flight, it was one of her fans , probably the guy who donated 17k in total to her...
twins are fucking in the shower
is the new cucumberfeet recap up yet?
>>218702092Kratom mogging will be in tomorrows, midnight is his cut off point. He should just make the recap til like 6am so people catch up before the day, but I’m not editing that shit myself so good on him doing it in the first place
>>218702162idk, maybe go look for it you absolute mongoloid
>>218702126It was for sure an all time funny fishtank moment. Production tired out the bit real quick
>>218702044Protect the plant
>>218702156She was begging Seth for $800 around that time
holy shit the twins are fingering each other in the bathroom
>>218702132Nothing wrong with being Muslim
>>218701624zoomer brezhnev
>>2187020441. Stand around all day and do nothing2. Have one moment where I almost do something, then opt against it 3. Spend the rest of the evening retelling the story like it was the battle of Fallujah
>>218702075at least ellie was 18, can’t say the same for sam
Day 04 | Fishtank Live Season 5 Recaphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87SbDHYcXAQ
>>218702124>>>>>>Jet isnt a moralizing hypocriteokay jetfaghe literally called drcross a pedo for wanting to date ellie then he groomed her and took her after the show
>>218702075sam has more dirt on him and reacts way more to people bringing it upjet is a literally who that gets off on the humiliation part
S5 might be Jets magnum opus
>>218702075jet isnt a holier-than-thou pompous moralist faggot hes just a faggot that wants to make a funny show, even if hes bad at it
>>218702112His gay dead dog died of cancer
>>218702196Cool I dont live in a country where ameritards whine about age of consent so I dont give a fuck if he did thatThe point is that jet does the same shit if not worse than sam that you whinners ignore
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773925987216464.mp4
Jets an absolute genius
>>218702207hi dr cross
>>218702235but it’s not worse than what sam has done that’s the point
s5 might be jets ultimus conatus
>>218702126>>218702134>>218702175S3 prod would have kept the gaslight going for hours and extracted as much out of his weeping sentimentality as possible before inverting it for the punchline. Instead they just let the TTS troglodytes take the air out of the bit immediately with zero payoff. I get that the whole show is about audience control, but the creatives gotta override the floor lickers on behalf of show quality
Can you guys name a time jet genuinely made laugh on his own? And don't say voice impressions of the other contestants
Bens the key to all of this
>turns out all the sam haters are jet defendersGRIMHe wont let you rim his asshole lil bros
>>218702188My only real criticism of Islam is the face down ass up for Allah 5 times a day thing. There's no coming back from that
>>218701830wdym? The thread numbers have been consistent for the past 10 threads now
>>218702250
>>218700699>-- Male strippers too hot; Bashir seethelol, I only saw a glimpse of bongo and she seemed really excited ;>BUT WHO destroyed the twins' plant?was it bashir?
>>218702248>for hoursWould have been terrible. It lasted 10 minutes too long as is
>>218702261Sam and Jet need each other to tard wrangle one another
>>218702156$17k to an egirl isn’t that much I think I’ve spent $30k on before
>>218702250>my job is to run fair competitions
>>218701561JD has a fake plant but he doesn't and prod were either being cheeky or dumb cunts by dropping a note about the fake plant
big fan of the vickster
>>218702271You would keep it going throughout the day and see where it develops. Only let the positive wholesome chungus bullshit through for long enough that it becomes a character arc, THEN flip it
>>218702250When people were ringing the bell on production on S2 demanding to box them and Jet came up and said something like "next time you ring it'll be for real and you'll get your ass kicked by us"
Haven't seen single Skärmbild this season
>>218702261Well yeah, Jet was the brains behind MDE all along
What will they spend the 50k on?
>>218702284The fake plant shit is because production know there's no longer any conflict now they're down to one gay frankenplant.
>>218701606Sam was good, Bam has been just way better for fishtank. He suits the brand
>>218702252I was scared this was real. I didn’t want our princesses to be publicly humiliated like this.
>>218702248cultural advancement time is over
>>218702261it's the mondocord. some of it is ellie too.
Not watched since Tuesday seriously when is Sam or Frank showing up?
>>218702300Fix their teeth and help their mother out. Thats what they have said every time they were asked
>>218702277>I’ve spent $30k on beforeDid you get help, did you stop, do you regret it?
>>218702277
>>218702261sam couldnt lace jets balenciaga sneakers
>>218702252>It's actually real
I saw a random girl on tiktok talking about how she's a waitress but has a doctor thats obsessed with her and gives her $700 so he can take her to public places for 30 minutes and hold her hand and stuff to pretend to other people that he's dating her. That's when I realized its over.
jet hate is 2025 coded the culture has moved on sis
>>218702286Totally empty vessel. She was last fucked by a groyper so shes currently chud maxxed. She can't be fucked into any other form.
>>218702317They're not. Frank hates Jet. There's always a small chance Sam flies out for the finale. But there's a rumor he's completely severed ties with the wiggers and distanced himself from the brand.
>>218702252Moistcritical is the biggest faggot online. I cant think of a gayer eceleb.
I hope bongo will not waste the 50k on male strippers after what I saw last night...
>>218702318Also computer and a used car
Jet spent 100k on his outfit instead of fixing his rotting teeth, 100k should almost cover the cost of replacing them all with titaniumlet that sink in
>>218702337An era of mass-correction is coming
My plan is to try catfish Bongo and bully them
How do fruits grow in the jungle room?
please tell me who destroyed the twins' plant T_T...
>>218702314you are retarded
>>218702269Mo went ape shit and started fucking up all the plants.
>>218702300Dental surgeryMale prostitutesA computer and tablet for Bingo
>>218702343you can be a fan of someone without thinking about how many dicks they've taken
>>218702368You're the kind of guy that swerves the car to hit small animals on the side of the road, arent ya?
>>218702338It's not for us to decide. Sarah will weigh his soul shortly
>>218702376Bashir, because the twins went full retard on him and gave Emma and the girl alliance control of their plant.
I will have nightmares of this
>>218702237heh
>>218702376Bashir destroyed them after the strippers arrived,he realized first that the cops were fake.Emma managed to save one plant
>>218701940Why? 100 images is a good time to bake a new thread.
>>218702383I go catting for fun
>>218701809Whatever good qualities he has are totally overshadowed by just how annoying he is, not even in an autistic funny way just a soul draining co-worker vibe. I feel bad because he desperately wants to be liked and i'm sure he's copemaxxing over how every TTS calls him a fag, he spent half of yesterday white knighting for the girls just for them to consider booting him out instead of Bashir
>>218702363this is the mass correction
what time is sarah sending her goons over to raid the house?
I'm gonna say it, the only actually funny things that've happened this season are the TTS targeted at Bashir and JD and their reactions to it.
>>218702380>>218702387>>218702401thank you anons
>>218702392POV: The year is 2006 and you are a 19 year old farm boy from Iowa that met a recruiter in the parking lot of a gamestop a month prior
>>218702419You have to be 18+ to post here
>>218702411Annoying fish can still be good content, and I think JD is good content, even if I hate him. I don't want him to win, I want him to get fucked with until he rage quits.
>>218702412I dont think you get what I mean. I'm saying the girls like the one you described are going to, rather dramatically, lose their power
>>218702392The first things American troops will see when they try a ground invasion of Iran
>>218702392Bashir is such a bro for saving JD. JD wouldn't lift a finger to help bashir in any way
>>218702419wait for itwait for itwait for ithere it comeswait for itwait for itwait for ithere it comeswait for it wait for itTHERE IT ISHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>218702436You first after 100 images pussy.
>>218702434>>218702449>can't name anything else funny that's happenedpathetic.>inb4 twins being wacky
>>218702435JD is a vibe killer, he’s the Brian.
>>218702405image limit is 150 althoughbeit you retard
150 is the image limit and you bake only after that is hit OR if we're on page 10many people don't know the rules in this joint called 4chan actuallyalso don't bake before bump limit, but that's rarely an issue on /tv/
>>218702467TTS is the least funny part and JD talking over them is the least funny thing you can do with TTS
>>218702419Endless hate tts and spam sfx are the worst part of the show
im gonna get a job so i can afford twins onlyfans this summer
>>218702392https://audiomack.com/-_-LA-_-/song/salil-as-sawarim>couldn't find it on youtube anymore lol
SHIT SHOE
>>218702494>giving Jet the pimp money
the early baker is austin/treefingers. bettys stalker who spams self harm photos on /bant/ and has tried to an hero because betty hates him. he's trying to get us kicked off /tv/
>>218702499https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6gI1XrnPCw
>>218702510i don't care who im giving the money, jet is based for introducing us to these two nymphos
>>218702469With how fast the threads go, 100 is perfect, giving bakers time to make a new bake without rushing. When we reach the image limit of 150, guess what?? no images and when shit starts happening on the show, which is a regular occurrence, you need those images. No point waiting for a bake anon
wake upit's the first of the month
>>218702435is he good content though? Not arguring just can't remember a single time he's been fucked with so far and given a good reaction, just the TTS spam, which he barely reacts to, he just seems too self-aware and too much of a white knight to do anything, just like Simbal. Maybe i'm wrong though More than anything i'm pissed he ruined my twintent last night by invading the jungle room.
Miss me?
This account has some ok recap stuff this seasonhttps://x.com/EnterTheVoid_FT
>>218702474This is so fucking autistic. Where is this an actual rule on 4chan?
>>218702302wonder what she looks like nowwith a herbglass that looks like coal? probably not very good
any ellie updates?
>>218702533Fuck no
>>218702522yeah and make mods and everyone on /tv/ angry good idea anon! heres an upvote for you
>>218702553You snooze, you lose.
Shit shoe deniers must have missed that Head said it's coming anytime between yesterday and Saturday, and he promised Landon it wouldn't be last night. Shit shoe is happening, trust the plan.
>>218702320No
#126 next
>>218702532That was a fag move but he's trying desperately to make alliances. He's not good for getting fucked with, he's a good instigator, he'll do retarded shit and fuck up his own chances like taking Vicky's shoes last night and then swearing he didn't.I totally get the hate for him, I hate him too, but he's much better than the nontent whores like Anissa or Emma.
>>218701798her ass is grass if a girl doesn't win this challenge
>>218702545Spam is against the rules
i miss season 1
>>218702545it's not a 'rule', it's how the site works. it's not a 'rule' to have 15 posts per page as the default but a lot of sites do that with comment sections or forums.threads have limits, and i believe they're different from board to board. use some pattern recognition and you'll figure it out pretty quickly.
Do Americans unironically use the phrase "it's just a plant"?
>>218702533No but she's like Vicky, she was content even though she was a loud useless hog
>>218702535Idk if a shill but any other ones? I miss s1 where could just scroll through the hashtag and get clips. The new x sucks and youtube recaps arent good for getting little funny things that happened
>>218702568By the time he gets to the shit shoe the rest of the house will be covered in poop anyway, he's missing his fucking window of opportunity. Slow rolling the plants yesterday was great until Bashir sperged it all up, he was dragging it out for content by not nuking trees.
I wonder what this Creature is thinking; does it think?
>>218701931Pretending to be high and mighty over Jet because of all the young pussy Jet has fucked on the show. Mind you, Sam became notorious for anally destroying an underage girl (Marky).
i now remember ellie went on the whatever podcast and got gooned by the host in disney land
>>218702564They already hate us lol, anon. So who cares?>>218702571>>218702578>>218702587It's pretty autistic, though. You gotta admit there is some mental illness there to follow that rigidly. It's not spam either, since we keep to one thread.
>>218702588what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>218702522it's dead hours threads r not fast stop coming up with strict autistic rules i hate aspies
And Emma is up before everyone else because Jet the faggot disabled TTS.
she's literally me
>>218702592Not a shill, but that's the one I know for now, the other ones with more followers are not as active this season as they were before
Since the start I've had the slight suspicion that Bashir just a well-researched guy who's deciding to play a Muslim. At the very least, he knew his Quran would likely be defaced had he brought it to Fishtank. This all begs the question: what's his endgame?
Who is the all time freeloader GOAT?
girl pls take a shower
>>218702618>It's not spam either, since we keep to one thread.Rules are there for a reason, if everyone started breaking them we would become like Brazil. It's more of an unspoken rule and common sense.
Emma is the robot helper. Have jobs been assigned before? Usually they were random, now they have names on all of them.
>>218702640I liked jeff when he got drunkJobe was good too
>>218702588Retard. He's baiting you into doing this to get us kicked off /tv/. Can't you tell an obvious gas light? Some fishtank fan you are
is it really just one guy talking to himself and pretending to sperg out about the thread bakes?nobody gaf nigger, just watch the show
how are we enjoying season 5?I like it a lot
A TOAST! TO SUCKING COCK!
>>218702560jet's cumdump
Would you rather have a gf with a hot bod and gross face?Or a gross body and a hot face?
>>218702647>this is what you wake up next to after hooking up with the cute blonde tight piece at an indie alt rock show in a local bar Would it be worth it?
>Day 4>Bongo has finally showered
>>218702673stop fucking doing this retard
>>218702676kek
>>218702680Should've expected that after she was flashing the band playing.
When does Ozempic start working
>>218702673please kill yourself
>>218702635He has a huge ego and wants to be the most interesting and smartest guy in the room. At first I thought he wanted to show off and would dip by week 2 after having all the attention he wanted.Now I think he wants to win the season. He wants that on his resume so when he talks to people he can mention going to Japan and winning a game show in the same sentence. He is collecting talking points, experiences, titles.This is a guy who has a big ego not because he is just mentally ill but he builds his own ego. 100% born into a rich family so his entire life is just these side-quests collecting achievements.
>>218702673You fell for the gas light you retard. stop this before you fuck us all back to /bant/
>>218702675I think it's really good. Definitley streamlined which means there are less unintentional "kino" moments, the cast is pretty passive too. I do miss Sam, I miss Ben running bits. But honestly it's the least miserable watching experience of a season so far because I can tune in whenever and enjoy it moderately rather than coming to the threads and basking in how awful the season is
guy who craves attention from strangers online
>>218702706That's probably the goal
>>218702635Would be a very impressive method actor, but I think its like Burt, not acting
>>218702716RETARD STOPSTOP IT!
>>218702730Yeah, retards seem to not know we've already dug up his family tree, he's a third generation half-breed freak.
Bongo just told Bingo that she needs to brush her teeth this morning! Confirmed that the twins can brush their teeth!
Trish delish
Hopefully the place smells of rotten milk when Sarah's henchmen show up.Skull will rise again.
>>218702734Bongo’s face as she’s riding my TWP
>>218702745lol yeah what retards
>>218702679hot bod and gross face ofc
in case you were wondering who keeps baking, his name is benleaks and he's been shitting up the threads since season 1
>>218702784I wasn't
>>218702755Autistic niggers crashing out over a few images not being posted.
the government won't pay for free healthcare, they're sure as hell not gonna pay for adobe.
bongo is a hungry girl
You can't convince me this isn't winning winston who changed his name and got on the show.
suicidal 40 year old guy who acts 12
>>218702799
Cysty was full enough to pop this morning. Niggas will never know the satisfaction of hearing the "pop" and feeling the warm pus flood out. Will probably be ready to go again in a week
Why do lemming retards see a "new" and instantly start posting in it when this thread is half done and on page 1
>>218702808WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??
>>218702791>>218702716Samefag
Did head poop in anyone's shoes?
betty hates you and wishes you were dead
>>218702799...
>>2187028182 posts in 10 minutes and it's probably just OP
>>218702829Production told him shit shoe isn’t allowed.
HAHAHAHAHAH THIS GUY'S NEVER HAD PICKLED DUCK FEET
>>218702829Nah, apparently he told Landon he wouldn't do it tonight.>>218702839Production gave him the green light.
>>218702830She's just projecting what she feels about herself.
I've been going through so many dimensions lately, it's crazy.
why is there hardly any screencaps this season?
bongo breakfast
another "up by noon" day for the lazy fishiesthey literally need a Sam to come in and dad yell at them
I just caught up and I would like to formally apologize for any Bashir shit talking I have done in the past
where is Emma?
>>218702861here's the best one
The actual real rule is you start a new general AFTER 330+ replies because the thread stops bumping at that point. That's the ways it's always been, not this 150 image or page 10 bullshit.You want generals to continue bumping so people who haven't been here can easily find them.It's what they do in every other board with generals.
>>218702861bro its been 4 (four) days
>>218702874taking a shower
>>218702858i've been spending a lot of time in the jame's drake cum dimension
>>218702865Jet wigged out at them because Vicky was pouring milk at 5am like the BPD whore she is, so he killed TTS which prevented anyone from waking up to fuck with Vicky or Emma.
>>218702877this guy gets it.
Emma is a bad woman, I don’t like her and Anisa and Vicky being a bad influence on the twins.
And now Emma is full nomad faggot mode too, carrying around all her shit like Vicky. Bashir needs to bash these whores.
>>218702830what?
>>218702874rimming jet's asshole in the basement
>>218702884they literally need a Sam style "THIS IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO MAKE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF AND STOP TOILING!!!" talking down tothis is pathetic
Emma whispering, good job production.
Bongo =3
Bashir bashing bitches
why is emma dressed like a wigger
HAHAHAHA THEYRE TWINS AND THEYRE FUCKED UP LOOKING LMAO it’s so fucking funny
>>218702895if you couldn't spot that Emma was no good from the start then you're literally ngmi
BONGO UPDATEbongo is now drinking milk
Bongo's big saggy hangers
>>218702919wearing jorts? do you go outside do u know how people our age dress streetwear is super normal
>>218702919anon, I...
>>218702838idk man. niggers are just retarded this season.fits the cast too
>>218702920If you think it's funny you clearly don't even begin to fathom the appeal of the twins. You are a stupid faggot nigger, go and consume some youtube slop that will make you LMAO like the raped kikeslave you are
>>218702945The "appeal" of the twins is that they're fucked up retards and you couldn't handle a chick who isn't mentally a child.
bingo does not want to wake up
>raped kikeslavesounds like the twins after the show when Ben has his way with them.
>>218702962Same story every morning.
>>218702966No way is he fucking the retard twins after having prime tlp
>>218702884>>218702910>YOU WERE POURING MILK AT 5AM?
Man, they're gonna feed Landon a zagnut and other fruit he never tasted later today lmao I can't fucking wait
>>218702926I always knew she was a bad woman. She just has that look. I just don’t like her being a bad woman near good women.
>>218702971babydick benjamin has to take what he can get
whew
>>218702962what the fuck is her problem?
Bongo is getting breakfast for Bingo. She asked for bananas. We will soon see Bingo deep throating a banana.
>>218702982I don't know man, that kind of downgrade would cause significant depression in me
>>218702985
>>218702962>SO SHE JUST DIDN'T WANT TO WAKE UP?
>>218702985Daddy
James Drake is my hero.
why did bashir bodyslam vicky??? by gawd he damn near broke her in half
I am so fucking unemployed, I'm even more unemployable than Landon. I fucking love it. WAKE UP JET IT'S TTS TIME
>YOU’VE NEVER HAD A CALIFORNIA CONDOR EGG SERVED OVER A NAKED 12 YEAR OLD FILIPINO GIRL?!?!?
>>218703034
nice
>>218702618>using the site efficiently to maximize image posting potential is 'mental illness'
Where did Vicky and Emma end up sleeping last night?
>>218703020violence is a tenet of his religion
>>218703063Glassroom. Because Jet disabled TTS, the boys had no revenge while they were sleeping, and now they're all well rested.
>>218703020Tired of their long house BULLSHIT
Vicky is going to go on all day about being afraid of Bashir isn't she?
New non pedo bake>>218703004>>218703004>>218703004
>>218703084
>>218703084Of course. Emma was already whining to the twins about it to force the house even further into the "girls vs boys" bullshit divide.
>>218703084Emma was already describing it to Bongo like Bashir grabbed Vicky by the neck and slammed her into the wall.
>>218703097Cooled off on Emma. it's the same bullshit every season because of whores like this
Bored
Bouncing Emma's shiny head off concrete
you're going to get us kicked to /bant/
klaus is trying to get us kick out of /tv/ i think
The way the twins sleep together sharing a couch and blanket reminds me of Catdog.
>>218703111The fact you ever liked her means you're a retarded faggot. Anissa is the only one who has shown she understands the game on a level beyond emotional. Twins don't count because they are retarded TTS whores and have no opinions of their own.
>>218703088fuck off pedo
>>218703097Simps btfo. They were all saying she was 4d chess goading Vicky last night but it was just her being a cringe pussy pick me as always
we need a guppy twins OP bake i think chąt
is someone in the shower? i can hear water but the doors open
>>218703153
hold on i'll bake
>>218703167No dude she's still a 4D chess player trying to make the tank into longhouse faggotry to vote off all the men because Bashir is the only one willing to do anything!Intolerable whore.
>>218703170please no more bakes. we got 4 fucking threads up right now. I don't think /tv/ can handle anymore
https://youtu.be/D4rPJQjcJa8>what Bashir did to Vicky according to Emma
Reminder that I would be the best contestant of all time and if you disagree you're a tranny
>>218703174it was the faucet in the kitchen sink. dude just turned it off
KRatom purification
Emma on lap 8 right now, hope this bitch tires herself early tonight.
I’d heard of kratom but never really looked into it before. How is this shit legal to sell in gas stations?
>>218703084Bashir assaulted her. We all saw it on stream. That stupid inbred muslim brain of his causes him to ape out on women (he would never dare try it with a male contestant) Fuck bashit, I hope he gets arrested. That would be a peak arc on the show if he was arrested
>dude let's do the healthy eating challenge>who can eat the gnarliest broccoli?>I am sorry for riding all those animals on Jackass, I really was a jackass>who wants to watch me give myself a hickey? radical dudemake the call, Jet
>>218703256It's natural bro, it comes from the earth
>>218703256The US is a shithole, did you not hear about the opioid epidemic?
>>218703211AND SOOOO SAAALLY CAN WAAIIIT
when r they waking up?
>>218703270After Jet, and that faggot went to bed 5 hours ago. So 2 more hours.
I'm finna go play KCD2 let me know if something happens.
>>218703262>Steve-o turned into a sober living faggot and a comedianWhat a sick twist of fate
Is it cringe or base that zoomettes are all into tarot?Also I thought Angie was driving to the s5 house with job and zake. They were trolling thank God
>>218703270around noon. because the wiggers don't know how to sleep in shifts.
what is the actual thread number, anyone know?
>>218703256US is busy with other shit so it's a low priority. It makes sense when you look into the timeline.They tried to make it a schedule 1 substance in 2016 and that's the year of muh Trump. Got shut down because schedule 1 is too harsh and would put it in the same category as heroin.The last 10 years have been all Trump Trump Trump and Covid and Israel wars and fentanyl so no one got around to deciding what needs to be done with kratom.If someone tried to make it a schedule 3 substance it would probably pass easily.
>>218703153Based /tv/ mods for banning the pedo
>>218703300>59 views Good, very few contestants on this show I actually fully despise. Angie is one of them, worst part of her season by far. Love that she fell off.
>>218703317Or hire even one more night production guy
>>218703342did they actually ban him, thank fuck for that
>>218703345EAR
>>218703336Mods here >>218703231 say 719 is the correct one>>218703350They nuked his thread too
>>218703359there is no way it's 719I baked yesterday and it was 105
How hard would it be to have AI pilot the director cam to prioritize rooms with sounds and movement for when the wiggers are sleeping?Serious question.
>>218702861It’s a shit season
>>218703336this is 126
Drake is awake.
its a great season
Emma is awake, How much for the "Forced bra and panties jacuzzi" fishtoy?
>no interesting cast>no interesting storylines>jet inserting himself at every moment with no sam to check him>paypig money extraction slopfest
>>218703383Not very hard but you'd have to find someone who knows how to do it and they would charge a lot. Some random retard like Jet can't do it.If you could get someone knowledgeable they would be able to do way more than that. It could track specific people and make narrative decisions. Hooking it up in the first place is the biggest hurdle.
>>218703393Shirt status?
If Drake was smart here he'd look at some of the other jobs, dumb wiggers just leave them open anyway.
>>218703123It's Klaus and his army of reddit troons trying to provoke the jannies into deporting us
>>218703421they call it a bikini these days
James Drake's job
>nobody:>skull hyde:
>>218703407yesterday was the first time the season found its groove
Drake has a great job today, he just has to act depressed. Hope he gets the rest of the dumb faggots to feel sorry for him.
namefag drama, it's so tiresomeget a discord server instead
why do i go to bed after these guys and im up and at work before they get out of beddamn
>>218703472LOLLL
>>218703494Only gay rapists use discord
>>218703486i wish i could give him a hughe's such a sweetie
>>218703474
>>218703510Exactly my pointImagine if the namefags just had their own discord to be inCall it "bantstars"
>>218703510im not a rapist :<
>>218703494the funny thing is.. they do and carry that shit to the boards
ALERT ALERTBINGO IS NOW AWAKE AND HAS DONNED HER ICONIC SWEATER
>>218703469No i specifically mean underwear intended for daily use, lacey and shit not meant for swimming.
>>218703494These are the same people that have been posting about betty, josie, binx, ellie, for almost 3 years already on bant. 3 fucking years and still can’t move on. Just think about that for a sec.
Are they ever gonna use that jacuzzi
>>218703494Yeah
>>218703563>lacey and shit intended for daily usekek are you 12 years old?
>>218703570Are they those same gooner faggots that post threads about teenie bopper literallywho twitch streamers on /b/?
Fake sad James Drake is gonna make me real sad
>>218703584I was clear with what I meant. You understood what I meant. Now you're just being obtuse and it's not cute. Clearly a homosexual if you don't wish to see a bit of skin from Emma, not that that's a bad thing - live your truth
james is good
>>218703667he's a pro
>>218703635I wonder if retards will come in later and think he's actually getting depressed.
>Bingo and Bongo checking on Jameswholesometank
>>218703472other than throwing shit at bashit, anything else happened last night?
>>218703667what the fr*ck did he do?
>>218703657lol it was just a funny statement anon of course everyone wants to see all the girls naked regardless of how attractive they actually are
>>218703685Highly likely since he cried hard last night.
>>218703699JD got covered in milk
Fakedepressed James is gonna vent to Vicky and she will not be able to relate without making it about herself, predicting this now
I hope the twins get a "cheer up Drake" job.
>>218703714by james!??
>>218703710His asian bitch ex-wife probably left him because she saw him cry once and got the ick.
>>218703717100%
Twins look greasy they haven't showered in days
>>218703717I fully expect nobody to actually say James is having a hard time except maybe the twins by just pure retard chance
>>218703609Does Jet know ozempic only really works if you stop eating like a total slob and instead eat like somewhat of a slob?
>>218703734Bongo showered this morning
>putting twins on janny duty the day there’s dirt everywhereWhat were they thinking?
>>218703721Vicky, he stole her shoes and hid them
emma brought 14 pairs of lingerie
>>218703750They weren't, obviously. That's a fucking Vicky job, but she is too much of a cunt to do it.
>>218703747Stop lying
It would be funny if prod and viewers treated James Drake like he was on a regular reality show and treated everyone else like they were on Fishtank. The other contestants would seethe so hard.
>>218703734Bongo showered earlierBingo hasn’t showered yet and only brushed her teeth for the first time today
>>218703759All for Jet.
>>218703764They were having sex in the shower it was hot
>>218703759she knows the mission
>>218703753ah, she ultra cringe last night though, TTS was production gassing her up right? no way she has tayleight level fans
>>218703773Bingo showered yesterday
>>218703778Yeah it was all Jet
>>218703765They'd just vote him out.I hope they keep giving him acting jobs, the problem is that Vicky went too hard too fast like the dumb bitch she is so we can't have a slow burn American Psycho.
Even if someone puts that James Drakes job today is to act depressed there’s still going to be 100 posts per thread asking why he’s depressed today.
>>218703805>muh votingNigger still stuck in season 3?
jd, bashir and landon too afraid to get up, they are down bad
Bingo brushing her teeth in jacuzzi I repeat, BINGO IS BRUSHING HER TEETH IN JACUZZI
remember klaus and burt tried to run a train on aryeh?
>>218703827Sam needs to show up and kiss them all on the mouth
>>218703834No but I remember when Burt molested Benleaks on stream and confirmed later that he creamed his tight bussy
james drake really not feeling it today, seems like he is depressed. wonder if he is cracking after last night
>>218703870>>218703472
>>218703870he didnt expect it to be this fucked up of a show. definitely rethinking his presence there...
>>218703818I'm not saying literally, it's not hard to conspire to make someone lose a challenge.
>>218703892It is with this group
>>218703905Fair, but even retards will eventually manage it.
>>218703860fuck yeahthat's the based trad shit sam and nick are always talking about
>>218703256It's a scam, it doesn't do shit it's like taking pills of tea. It's all cope and placebo.
I like clipboard bit
>>218704006It's amazing how people will assume great authority when you have a clipboard in your hand. I do it at work all the time.
just.... no
They will NEVER get an apology out of Vicky
>>218704019Did you get a fuck ton of pussy
>>218704043no
>have to pretend a smirking wigger is serious bitoof
Vicky is looking extra beat today.
Wait could I just walk into a bar with a clipboard and demand sex from women
that persian carpet salesman fleeced them good
>>218704059She was up all night chugging booze and kratom.The wiggers took the kratom away. Vicky gets extremely cranky without her Kratom and will need to drink to relax.
>opens jobs not in confessional and tells everybody what their jobs areJEEEEEEEEEEEET
