>HE'S NEVER HAD A PAPAYA
>>218707389these get me literally every time
just copy paste the last thread starterhow is that hard?
Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~
The ladies love Head
bouncing on a dildo watching James Drake Coleman Dramatic Acting Reel
Air status?
Gen X tank...
SHIT BAKE
Head is all talk and there will be no poop shoes.Season blows
If you’re not BingoBongoBanging what are you doing?
>>218707392movie
idk if I like her feet or not
>landon is being supported by a bunch of cryptobros and troons for a cut of the winnings>nobody seems to notice or carehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcRojv9PZ3Y
>Kicks your faggot mooslem off the show
this show just makes me hate women more is that the point?
Things I would miss if I was on fishtank.1. Fresh Air2. Strawberries3. My bed (I probably wouldn't get one in the house)4. Books5. Gameboy6. Puzzles7. Nintendo8. MP3 player9. Cards against humanity
>>218707392*kisses*
>YO EMMA THIS DUDE AINT NEVER HAD ALOE VERA
i will not be psyop'd into thinking season 3 was bad
>glaze bam's normie wife segmentthis shit is so gay
Bam's wife is sexy
apologize to early baker
>>218707366It's all falling apart...Fishtank is dying, and /ftl/ along with it
who is this
>>218707422>give them plants>only source of FRESH AIR>they destroy them
>boomer meet and greetCome on, let a few spicy TTS messages through at least, you homo.
>high times>sam leaves>show has mainstream success Markyposters are completely vindicated
>>218707448Yeah, shame she speaks like a retarded valley girl.
>>218707440It's about growth. You're growing as a person and understanding the complexities of human life better.
>its another meet and greet segmentok im gonna get lunch
best bake yet no faggy news just straight to the point
>>218707457Bam's wife
>>218707445The show ended when the mizzler was eliminated
>>218707441for me, it's the idiot box
>>218707445season 3 was awesomewho's saying it wasn't?
>>218707457Ellie
guy who reposts his own post from a previous thread into the current one
The whole let the twins pick plan the fish have right now is beyond retarted. Productions should give Vicky or Emma something in exchange for them to destroying the twins tree destroy this current plan and watch every one panic.
>>218707434Me neither
Is this the one he bought black dildos for or a new model
So did Bam bring new normie audience?
>>218707445only season 2 /bant/ folx think that.
>we had an interview with High Times she's gonna win the cannabis cup!!
>>218707480imagine the size of her penis
>>218707482just noticed shes 100% looksmatched with Jet
>>218707445this but S2
>HES NEVER ATE SHIT FROM A SHOE
>hey uhh so 2 people left because they got drugged and doxxed and now two of the girls want to leave because the muslim guy keeps sperging out>we uhh cant postpone elimination because uhh we still got this whole plant challenge going on even though all the plants are gone>anyway can i get a turn with your wife now
>>218707434do you prefer head's feet or bam's wife feet?
>>218707494He brought 50 of his old boomer buddies and their elderly relatives.
>>218707366you will never be a woman
>>218707503tiny?
nina
Why do celebs pick women who look exactly like troons? Her feet are so long she's gotta wear a size 13 in mens.
DAILY REMINDER:BLOODGAMES > S2 > S1 > S3 > S5 > S4
>>218707457that's marky thompson
>he never ate a strawberry
>>218707445What's going on, guys?!
>ZAGNUT
We've only had 2 proper full seasons of fishtank because 3 vegas trip nonsense and 4 ended early. Of those 2, 2 was better.
>>218707527full coverage on footjobs
>>218707506I think they're around the same age so it wouldn't even be a weird couple
>a content-creating fish will be kicked>anissa will stay
This show is dogshit. Jet needs to get a brain bleed from galaxy gas
>>218707524Cuts herself because she is a nigger chat
Not watching Bams wife, too busy with Bongo in the kitchen doing dishes.
>i love sucking on black dicks
>>218707517Someone literally said they jerked off to Head's feet last night because they thought they were Emma's. Man's got good feet.
>>218707517jfc look at the size of "her" feet. she absolutely might have a dick wtf bam
where is bingo and bongo? are they safe? are they alright?
>>218707482I believe that she is based
sex with head
Bam is a bad host
>>218707445 It's our favorite season, who said it was bad?
>>218707547>>anissa will stay>ugly>does fucking nothing>0 screen presence>says nothing of substance>gets 0 TTS
How come Sam never brought his wife on
>>218707561he thought they were Vicky's.paypigs, get vicky to show more of her cute feet
>>218707561a mistake we all could have made
>>218707582So was Sam.
>>218707575KRATOM MOG>KRATOM MOG KRATOM MOG>KRATOM MOG KRATOM MOG>KRATOM MOG KRATOM MOG>KRATOM MOG
Someone should shit in heads shoes
>>218707590She divorced him and took the kid
>>218707445guy who farts and shits his pants over le normies being le gaslit and le schizo negro jerking his dick heheheheheh
>>218707489It's cute that she's always in sandals/flip flops, but I feel like they might be haggard
>>218707445after famous house it became nothing
I think im gonna root for this guy
>>218707494record low viewership this season so no. Sam has wayyyy more fans than a washed up Bam Margera who most people probably thought was dead unironically
>>218707378Why do you faggots insist on posting images of random cokeheads in here
whats the lore behind bam and his wife being ok headlining a white nationalist, chud show?
wtf unc doin
Stop liking this show and support Elestanque instead.
>>218707590she's only 16
>>218707582TRVKE
need a full reset this is grimming out of hand fast
>>218707590 Sam isn't a simp faggot who has to take his wife to work
>>218707582>ham and cheese bagel sandwich
>>218707494no, his announcement got like 500 likes on Instagram
>>218707619Beggars can't be choosers
why does literally every woman on fishtank cut themselves?
>bams wife meet and greetHELLHOUSE
ITT: Seethed about women again award.
>>218707582this anon has never had boysenberries
>>218707619They came on s4 and liked production?
>>218707494does head count?
>>218707590only people 18 and up can be on the show
You niggers do realize the wiggers do not give a fuck because people are at their jobs, right?
>>218707646All the fun ones self harm
Morgue
>>218707445it was hit or miss. high high very low lows.pre fishtank reveal s3 was the same dynamic as anissa emma and vicky crying about basher on a bigger scale. it was meh.the cell up to the prison challenge was great. frank was okay. cleaning week was shit. famous house 2 was a cluster fuck. last week of rv was shit tier
hate headhate bamhate boomers
>>218707640his wife said her doctor mom is addicted and cant stop watching
>>218707648i love you claire I LOVE YOU
Wiggers must be busy, they're not even pushing back with their "Sam was holding back the show" narrative
>>218707619bams a turbonegro
>ppv admin so bored he's posting sam and marky AI gifsGRIM
>>218707582no shit, literally everyone saw that coming. it's a le meme premise that has no steam beyond the premise of bam hosting
>>218707648imagine women lol
>>218707646Bingo and Bongo don't
>>218707582he just did his 10th meet n greet of the season! GET HYPE!
>>218707445The first half or a bit over half of S3 was great. Alex Bs wife coming to the house was kino overload.
>>218707582
>>218707615many are saying this
>>218707646fishtank is performative self harm. figure it out bozo
>>218707637>Sam isn't a simp faggot>The marky letters
>>218707582gotta love him though
>>218707582I think he'll be able to bring levity when things get really fucked up. It's a bit awkward now as is.
>>218707619Fishtank is safe edgy
>Is tts on?
>>218707671cant believe the vtuberfag is clinically retarded
>>218707467She's from California, all Californian women sound retarded
why is jet so obsessed with casting coal burners?
>>218707457thats martin luther king
>>218707671try a starfruit. try two.
>>218707646you have to hate yourself to go on fishtank same as to cut yourself.
HahahahahahahaI miss this bitch.Post hahahahahaha in this thread if you miss her nervous fill the empty space energy as well.
Chase Infiniti just said she’s coming on as a freeloader
Give me a (You) when head and anissa get into the tub, im waiting with my cock in my hand
How many of the posers here are bots/indian shills?
>>218707596Sam is like some sort of cryptid. When he shows up there's immediate uncomfortable tension. Whether he's fed up with Jet's incompetence or annoyed with having to be around his autistic fans. It's always entertaining
>>218707664We control the narrative
question: does emma have any shirts that cover her tum entirely?
>>218707622How full is estanques site right now?
>>218707700BLACKED.COM membership
make the call jet
>>218707706Fishtank is nothing without Filipinas>>218707707Holy shit
>>218707666These dumb retards in prod need to go ahead and pay James so he can drop the act because it’s bringing other people down now he’s so good at it
>>218707582he's getting bored i think.
>>218707711me
DAILY REMINDER:S4 > S5 > BG > S1 > SPICTANK > STREAMSTARS > POWTANK > S3 > S2
>>218707706IS THIS MOLLY? HAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHA
>>218707713When you’re 12
>>218707582he's a freeloader that keeps going down basement
>>218707582yeah bam isn't very good, but sam was actively harming the show
>>218707725seriously he already nailed it and multiple people mentioned it
>>218707422ROTTEN
This is like having a thread for all the faggot Ice Poseidon IRL streaming shit. Unsure what is more pathetic, this friend group simulator or the fucking losers who watch it. Everyone involved should commit suicide.
>>218707616>record low viewershipThat would be season 2 which dipped under 1000 viewers
>>218707582As I said before, /ftl/ will be nostalgia posting in about two weeks about how much they miss Sam and his antics when everyone's posting about how bored they are with Bam's stories and coddling
>>218707732embarrassing
>>218707672that's his family
I hope Drake gets more acting directions as the days go by. He needs a full American Psycho transformation with bonus points for creeping other fish out.
>>218707739Yeah, Jet's the real host
>>218707732said no one
I took kratom and met a toad who could talk
>>218707527women with long slender well proportioned bodies are genuinely angelic in real life.
>>218707741>Sam>shows up late>works out for an hour>tries to intimidate someone>leaves
Uppies!Uppies!Uppies!
emma's journey from jeet hater to getting a pajeeta bff is some oscar nominated story
>>218707732
>>218707754You can always just scroll past without getting mad about it.
>>218707754I've already decided that I will kill myself at the end of the season
Sam hated being on the show but was good at it shame he could never gather the motivation to take it seriously
>>218707732Nutankers get the rope kys faggot
>>218707772by "angelic" do you mean bursting with disgusting, masculine vascularity? Because, yes.
>>218707754Y’all mad
>>218707668It's better for the show to have the highest highs and low lows than for maintain a consisten "meh, it's good I guess" level of quality
>>218707774better than bam sadly
>>218707722tap tap tap
how would charity react if bashir charged her
I can not wait for the remaining Sam dick riders to be purged. Insufferable fucks.
>>218707790Don't joke about that
>>218707754Fuck off Plastro you dumb tan nigger
where is basedshir
Fuck me I kept singing Scrub a dub to myself in the grocery store just now
get Harland Williams on and have a gorilla nest building contest
>>218707800>THESE PEOPLE ARE TRYINNA KILL ME-Sneed
I can’t wait until later in the season when everyone is crazy and gross and saying crazy shit to the robot
>>218707758you are basically the same. This community has the memory of goldfish which shows itself in the constant disrespect of former contestants and seasons, all of which are derivative of 1 and 2.
>i can now understand 80% of what they say to each otheris the tank making me autistic too?
get CKY on to play Landon Clean It Up in the bar room live
>>218707732this will make everyone mad
s2 was probably better overall but s3 had much higher highsGregtank, beaver street, tayleigh getting hassled, Jimmy were all pretty good, but nothing that happened that season came close to an average Burt or Alex B moment. The highs were just too perfect s3. Burt arriving at the conclusion that it was a gay male dating show independently is the high watermark for fishtank as an entertainment concept.
>>218707806What did you buy
>>218707791Sam is a genuinely funny guy when he's not in preaching mode. Bam isn't really funny and doesn't have the same kind of presence Sam did.
>>218707802Not joking
>>218707668>famous house 2 was a cluster fuckUnderrated cluster fuck.
Is Bashir cooked?
Season1chads report in
JETDO SOMETHING
I don't miss S4's completely checked out Sam where he doesn't even pretend to care
>>218707806I cant get that retarded shut out of my headWas thinking it all last night trying to fall asleep. I barely even watched yesterday lol
>>218707827beer
=== THREAD PSA ===NOBODY CARES WHAT YOUR FAVORITE SEASON IS OR HOW YOU RANK THE SEASONS
>>218707812S2 always sucked with the exception of Cole
>>218707807If they do that it'll trigger Sam's secret orders, he will rampage through the house and wipe out the wiggers if this happens
>>218707439#KRATOM MOGGED
>>218707722 uhh name?
Ben's not having fun anymore bros
I would enjoy if they played Landons ai slop song all day to whatever is happening now.
>>218707706HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAI miss her angelic laugh. Friendtank just isn't the same without her.
>>218707837
>>218707722look like lujan
Mexican bam margera be like everybody in the yungle room
>>218707827Kratom
>>218707794not that slender
>>218707801Its just Sam and some ex WiggersSam is mad that NO ONE MISSES HIM>Bam is friendly chill funny and charismatic >Sam spits and punches walls Bam is superior
>>218707849Bitchtank best season btw
>>218707834He will be baked inshallah
>>218707855benjamin taylor has always been a miserable faggot with a micro penis
>>218707828Bam just needs to start doing Viva La Bam pranks. The fact he hasnt done a single one is kinda lame
>>218707823>to an average Burt or Alex B momentSo you enjoy a schizo nigger jerking off and alex b spiralling all day cool got it.
>>218707732 Based
>>218707849
>>218707840I give you permission to care about S4
REMINDERS5 > Streamstars > S1 > Bitchtank > ADL > S4 > S2 > S3
Anyone else miss Sam being on his laptop in the corner?
>>218707837You called?
ITT: your first saved pic/webm from season 5
>>218707823ironically both seasons lowest point was when production decided to turn the show over to airsoft fatty for some god damn reason.
>>218707861ju neber hab a papaya?
>>218707855
>>218707849S2 mogged though
>>218707886Yes. Yes I do, friendnigger
>gave JD cards against humanityIntolerable.
kill this nigga
>>218707905
>>218707855He misses Sam’s bits
i very close to having a panic attack because of how bad it is right now
>>218707619fishtank is literally r/4chan levels of edgymost of the community are legit trannies and faggots
>>218707849I like oregano.
>>218707823I’m not one of these guys that shits on season 3 but these are dogshit stupid comparisons.
>THIS RETARD HAS NEVER HAD STRAWBERRIES?!>HHAAHAHAAHA
S6>>S7>>>S3>>S2>S1>>S5>>>>>S8
it’s season 5 and they still haven’t fixed the problem of if you miss the first half of the day you’re completely behind on what’s going on and basically can’t catch up until the full daily recap comes out the next day… how hard is it to just put a couple bullet points on the website of what’s happening and who’s beefing
>>218707765Hug James Drake. Kiss James Drake. Cuddle James Drake. Roundhouse kiss James Drake right into the cheek. Slam dunk James Drake into a mountain of the softest, fluffiest blankets and pillows. Crucify James Drake with endless forehead kisses. Bake James Drake fresh cookies every single day.
>>218707905Not saved, but made
Sam is coming to the house btwHe is planning to yell at Bashir until he converts to Christianity.Christ is King.
>>218707933Most of us here are brown and gay
Trying to remember anything Sam did on S4 and literally all I can picture is when he sat on his laptop for several hours.
Someone explain cards against humanity for me
>>218707850You are a pussy.
>>218707855his gay lover chris lunch needs to move to georgia and ditch sam
Yeah this sucks, nothing is happening
>>218707966havent seen this mentioned yet
ReminderBitchtank>>>all
>>218707966Kicked Freddy and gave him a concussion
>>218707855he's over this shit
when is emi coming on? she kinda mogged last season chat
>>218707966for me, it's him seething while making the fish watch Extreme Peace
This nigga is like the fonz
My retarded waifu <3
>>218707966Him kicking Freddy and shilling sticker mule is the only thing i remember
>>218707978Sam is hitting that now in between Skyrim sessions
POOP > PEE > FART > CUM
this is what dating Vicky would be like
>>218707974Safe edgy reddit game
>>218707966
>>218707966Reacting to Ellie’s age
>>218707966>you now remember he made all the fish watch his shitty show on camera and off frame
>>218707966that's literally all he did. he knew it was never going to finish, he was there to check emails.
>>218707980This season shit is only going down at night time, this season for the true night owls only
>>218707997>tiny rolls at the bottom of his jeansYeah this nigga knows fashion and fucks a lot
>>218707951goated cast
>>218707997>Alex B without an opiate addiction
>>218707966S4 lasted one week, who did anything?
>>218707966wobble the plastic at freddy
>>218708025this was grim
has anything happened yet today
>>218707980welcome to 90% of every single fish tank season
james drake growing a kickass beard
>>218707837wepawting
I want to see emma horribly abused on and off show
>>218708025Direnc was retarded
>>218708013BPD girls have a "stop being crazy" switch at the back of their vagina and you can toggle it
>>218708012NAME???
>>218708017lol this is the e celeb equivalent of being stuck at a dead end job for years and your boss moves the company and leaves you behind
>>218707966kicked freddy in the head and gave freddy permission to go upstairs
Bongo is going to win and spend all the prize money on male strippers.https://x.com/0x0celot/status/2034456391939686675
>>218707646Even JOSIE???
These dumb wiggers need to pay Drake already, he'll do it all day otherwise. He needs to start to loosen up or the other fish will get suspicious.
SNACK FOOD EBT
>>218708043Was this the chick that was filming in her backyard with a coffee cup for her audition?
>>218707933Yeah these threads are filled with faggots
>>218708030i just know this dude would have been top tier
I sense evil today. Something bad is lurking in the air.
Head has really small feet
>>218707823s3 was more exciting because it was a journey. we went from famous house 1 -> fishtank -> famous house 2 -> vegas road trip. it was scuffed, but there was definitely something magical about it
Idc what anyone says, season 5 will go down as one of the best seasons of fishtank
>>218707955>if you miss the first half of the dayliterally nothing happens until like 5 pm
>>218708074
>>218708075yea
>>218708085nominative determinism
i like how emma and vicky have to just sit in the jungle room all day high cortisol and paranoid while the rest chill downstairs socializing
kind of want to see bashir fuck emma
>>218708013fishtank needs more girls trying to put jet in prison
>>218707966Smoking under the bed was a good bit
Admit it. He's the best fish of all time and Jet will never find anyone like him ever again.
>>218707955It was never a problem. If you actually watch an entire day you realize people don't miss much and there's no reason to care
>>218708025i didnt like the new show
>>218708108Emma only goes for pavement apes
More Ben bits
>>218708096I’m including the middle of the night
>>218708123if you want to watch a black guy jerk off 24/7 you can just watch gay porn
>>218708108 At least he's White unlike her jewish bf
ben being cringe kino
>>218708072
>>218708123I dont think anyone can dispute this. He's the Wayne Gretzky of Fishtank
It's July 2026I look at the offseason /bant/ threadSomeone posted "Bashir is on Sardine Tin"I scroll past without a second thoughtI click [Post a Reply]I post a webm of Claire on powtank
>>218708123he was also an emergency replacement fish
>>218708123maybe numbah juan but definitely top 3 fish
ben trying to get his mojo back
wow they don't want them to do ANYTHING this season. what the fuck there better be an angle to this dad talk
Has Head ever whispered?
james drake will bring peace on earth
>>218708139When the TLP too fat
He would have been a better host than Bam.
>>218707966That happened once or twice, people here completely blow it out of proportion
>>218708125This was only a problem during s3 when things actually happenedI barely watched yesterday and I know everything that happened after a five meme arrow qrd
>>218708123Burt WAS season 3, Alex B would've been better if they didn't invite his obese wife onto the show and make him leave.
Ending with "thank you retard" just makes the bit.
>>218708108He’s a virgin
where are the twins.
>>218708118this nigga gonna die when he gets in the tub
>>218708075https://youtu.be/fGwzY7wcKu8?si=dc8pQrWzIG92J6Zq&t=279
>>218708153that’s so funny
they're all watching Head...
>>218708123 The wiggers need to bring him on to be a weird sex freak next to Bashir
Vicky owes Jet sex
>Allergy from a plant?
Why didn't they get Ice to host?
>>218708146Deniers will continue insisting he's le funny jerking off in bed man but will never acknowledge Burt was consistently reinventing himself with one schizo character and arc after another.
>>218708144he hasn't had a good bit all seasonjames is his only viable target because everyone else already knows his shtick
Admit it. Sam is the best host of all time and you will never find an e-daddy like him ever again.
>>218707445The road trip shit was beyond abysmal, enough to put it at the bottom, but there were good moments here and there like famous house 2 and simbal vs frank
I need to become as retarded as the people who love watching the twins to enjoy this season. How do I chungusmaxx so I can enjoy boring contestants like Josie?
who is that on the shirt?
>>218708123That’s not Alex B
QRD today?
>>218708134he's the closest thing to a nigger in the tank, she'll come around to him eventually
>>218708169he's actually a surprisingly great host. he deserves better than <100 viewers
>>218708013what is the likelihood of encountering this for the average dude
>>218708173it was a good bit, Alex B was just repeating the same shit by that pointit was worth the payoff
>>218708207Sam is a pedophile. Check his thread on kf
>>218708169He's way better than Sam too.
>>218708185Dining Room
>>218708153Respect
i really like bam just as a person
POOPTANK IMMINENT
>>218708173Alex's fat fuck wife coming on the show was the peak of season 3
2/3 are stinkers
>>218707828TRVKE
>>218708123This but Alex B
>>218708217a black guy
>death to america death to israelCLIP THAT
>>218708192insane cult compound from the 60's vibes
this doesn't make sense when the audience knows he's trying to get their stocks up
>>218708216read the entire undertale wiki and start taking hrt
BASED BAM
Based Bam, based Bashir.
NEW>>218708198>>218708198>>218708198
>>218708232Im the average dude and this is all I’ve ever found since I was a teenager.
new>>218708198>>218708198>>218708198
>>218708273jet is retarded, should have kept his job a secret
>>218708254too bad it killed the show because alex left after that. rip
>>218708236I like the "check his thread" like this hasn't been known by absolutely everybody aware of Sam for the last decade
>>218708273it's neptunian
Are these dumb cunts STILL hiding in the jungle room? Arent all the plants destroyed?
>>218708236I'm not going to your site kiwitranny
>>218708236Epstein would have been a good host.
>>218708275If they start talking about undertale i'll have to hate them
>>218708153Powtank forever
>>218708217Stop asking so many questions
>>218708078Context?????
>>218708123>unrepentant "not gay, bisexual" degenerate sex pest>looks like a body builder, but all his muscles are fake>schizophrenic but smart enough to run bits and recognize what the audience liked despite zero knowledge of the showburt was an enigma wrapped in schizophrenia
Drake constantly selling to the longhouse really hurts my ability to like him. I think his lack of knowledge in what show he's on does not help him in this case.
i'm going to need Bam's stance on the jewish question to see if he's a real dude or not
Drake seems like he's getting through to these whores, but the second he leaves they're going to dogpile on him again.
>>218708252EW NIGGA
>>218708217Is that a Die Kreuzen shirt? (80s gardcore band)
>>218707966Announcing the show was getting shut down doing the ghoul voice whilst trying not to laugh and telling people to put their weapons down because the police were outside is one of the funniest memories I have of the season
>>218707924she looks like a different person here
>>218708252thats so fucking hot i love fishtank and i loove poopie diapies
>>218707966Carrying in Ricky Berwick like a sack of shit and just dumping him was very funny
>>218708189Goran looks good with no hairstyles at all does he? Basneed should take his head
annise said absolutely nothing
