Kratom mogged edition >/ftl/ NEWS-- Bashir attacked the last plant, Emma got mad, Bashir said to her "are you on your period?" -- The plant survived-- James Drake's job today, Actor: depressed; he already convinced Bashir and JD he's actually depressed.-- Only Emma's (?) plant remain-- Elimination on Saturday-- Bashir destroyed the twins' plant while the others were distracted by male strippers.-- Vicky milked JD-- Vicky and Bashir had a kratom related fight-- Vicky is being gaslit by the TTS into thinking "kratom mogging" and "the kratom mog dance" is cool-- Twins were rewarded immunity for being top stox-- Head says he's not going to play with Emma's bean>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosPrevious >>218708198
women still Longhousing?
have they mentioned whether or not they're getting a stipend this season?
>>218709637bot
cutest moment in fishtank history
>drake's acting protected him from the longhouse
If they fell from a ravine into a cave that couldn't climb out of and Bongo died, Bingo would eat Bongo and turn into a wendigoBut if Bingo died, Bongo would molest Bingo's body and die of starvationWe think that Bongo would eat Bingo, but she is not a cannibal, just a pervert
funniest moment of the season so far
>>218709650they're moghousing i think
The twins are peak
head understands
>>218709674t. head
>>218709666If Bongo died Bingo would just wait to die too
People turning on Luke just cuz he's Sam affiliated, but he is nothing like Sam, even on Sam's show he is the same likeable goofy dude. Don't be sour, he never tried to be like James Drake either so the "James is who luke thinks he is" makes no sense, he would be fucking with Landon right now asking him a bunch of rage baiting questions like he did with Burt.
DAILY REMINDER:BLOODGAMES > S2 > S1 > S3 > S5 > S4
>>218709669Anisa owes Head a blumpkin
>>218709660Faggot Jimmy lost so hard here
>>218709669the picture of him smiling with his cock out is pure boomer kino
>you know remember them kidnapping greg in season 2we need another bit like this turning some random weirdo that has no clue into someone that loves it, needs to be a little bit more hellhouse tho before that happens
My penis is now callused because of this image
Bingo and her twin sister really are beautiful. After today, I don't know how you could possibly deny the idea that these two truly are symbols of divinity. No amount of twinseethe will ever turn this fact into falsehood. You might not like them, but you're a liar to say that you hate them. You wouldn't hate an angel, would you anon?I need to protect Bingo at all costs. I need to keep Bingo safe at all costs. I will always love her and I will always cherish her for the person that she truly is.
The Muslim extremists will Jihad Jet
>>218709641Is she alive?
Is it true?https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx2nsBxjUpcES1rdBnslfgprJyqsBuB-oB
anissa has done nothing
>>218709694greg arc was peak
What is the psychological reason that the twins seem to really disturb the lower IQ house members, and put them on edge, but not the higher IQ house members.
I like the fat ugly bastard
the twins are johnny horne
>>218709683Bingo drew this and constantly brings up the fact that Bongo ate all her nutrients in the womb and that's why she is frail
a boomer meets autists for the first time
How's he going to ruin today?
WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING BASEDWHY IS SHE SO FUCKING BASEDWHY IS SHE SO FUCKING BASED
>>218709698They are too pure for this evil, fucked up world...
>>218709669How are they ever gonna top that cut between the crying in the jungle room and head taking a shit to shitty sad piano music
>hahaha like serious i love you guys>like hahaha i would like to see them after the show hahaha>like maybe without clothes on ahahahaha
>>218709703i don't think so
Any more info on Vicky’s ex? He seemed super deranged and had been a-logging her for years on Onion Farms, and made some weird Kiwifarms posts
>>218709698good god she's beautiful
>>218709705Cute rare Bingo wtf
Get off the fucking camera you dumb fat wigger faggot
>>218709705>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJqZl2eEu_Y>She's making the kind of AMVs I was making in jr high but in her 20sKino
get this normie scripted quirky shit off my /tv/
>HE NEVER ATE A STRAWBERRY
>strawberry posting
HES GOING TO TRY FOOD HE'S NEVER HAD
ZAGNUT INBOUND
>>218709668what’s up with the fan mechanic this year, is it only stoxholders?
HOLY FUCK LANDON IS GOING TO EAT A STRAWBERRY
>>218709706Anisa owes Head, head
>jet putting the cam on himself to say landon is going to eat food
Anisa should at least give Head a handjob to take the edge off if she isn't going to do anything else, the guys getting weird
jet is reading the threads
>>218709734I've been saying this for a very long time! I'm glad that I was able to be exposed to Bingo and her twin sister through Fishtank, but they shouldn't be here. The world is bad enough as it is. We don't need them to go through Mr. Neptroon's torture house...
JET FUCK OFFFUCK OFF JET
>>218709728>enter jet cam
honestly I appreciate the transparency this season and scheduling jet is telling us about even if its such a little thing it's kind of important
>>218709780Duh. This board is basically the writers room every season
Is Bashir the Jon of this season? Bingo Bongo are clearly the Josie of this season, Emma (?) is the Nina of this season because she's an ugly ass chick acting as if she's a pretty girl, though her personality is not as annoying as Nina's, dunno about the others. Thankfully no Mauros this season.
You can clearly see this thread being open on the monitor in the back
>>218709780YOU control the action
no more jet type stuff
>jet is here
jet confirming he's reading the threads yet again
>>218709660
FUCK OFF JET
>>218709741Hi claire
>DUDE THEY'RE GONNA MAKE AN AUTISTIC DUDE EAT FOOD HE'S NEVER TRIED HAHAHA THAT SO FUCKING FUNNY
jet SHUT TH FUC, UP YOU FUCKIGN IDOT I HATE YOU I DONT CARE ABOUT YUOR STUPDI FUCKING COMMENTARY SYOU ST8PDI FAKCUI H SLAVIC IDIOT DIE DE9IDSSDNE[JS DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!
>>218709796Emma is not Nina. Nina stirred shit up. Emma just whines
wow you can click a button to find out what the fish are doingor you could watch the show if it wasn't jet's time in the limelightand now jet is reading the interface for us, thanks
Oh, it's...jet.
>>218709797>it's realHoly fuck lmfao
WHENS THE CONTENT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
/ftl/ needs a serious vibe repair day
>STRAWBERRY
alright jet, that's a lot of yapping
>>218709812what he say
Give james a cowboy outfit and have him chase the twins around the house playing tag
MINTS YOU HAVE A FAT ASS
>>218709747bongo retard
WE GET IT JET STOP
>mfw no shit shoe
>jet shows up for 2 minutes>insta meltdown by sharty teenagersEvery time
>"later in the day, maybe noon">it's almost 4 PM
>Jet now goes on camera and explains all the bits actively going onGRIM
Go ahead and pay James you fat retard he’s done with the job and isn’t acting depressed anymore
Honestly good job Jet
poomp vicky
Why thanksgiving
when is peepee poopoo?when is boxing?when is working out?when is thots btfo the host?
>>218709852strawberry posting
Did Bashir bring a quran with him?
None of the fish have annoyed me before but vicky is genuinely worthless
>>218709868kill yourself mondonigger
>>218709701this year?
>>218709796Shut the fuck up
#pilgrim
I like Bam as the new host!
BAM is posting here on his phone
What do you think Bingo and Bongo were like when they were 14?
>>218709873Yeah, I can't believe he hasn't been paid yet. He could NOT make anyone else even think he's depressed, he has MAXED OUT THE JOB.
>>218709868jet belongs in the house as a fish, not the basement
who is more autistic, the twins or vicky?
>>218709838This is literally how I watch it too kek
>>218709868you lost tranny
why isn't this faggot paying james drake yet he convinced the whole house he's depressed and mindraped the girls
DIVINE.
I have a family member with arfid, destroy the arfid demon jet
Predictions for Fish:>BashirThe season’s “character” personality like Jon or Alex B. He will make it roughly to the middle of the season and then have some crash out that jettisons him from tank>AnissaShe is incredibly nontent which means she will make it to the final four>VickyShe will be gone soon unless they coddle her like they did Sylvia>TwinsThey’re basically going to be there until the end as season mascots. If they get kicked they will return as freeloaders>EmmaProbably would be the winner during a Sam-led season for being a Chungus but it’s unclear this season, may be gone midway or make it to the end>JDHeel of the season so he will probably make it to the last week>LandonProbably will be one of the earlier to go anticlimactically>James DrakeAmong final three as a season deuteragonist
Does Claire have a yt still?
I know one of you basement fucks are here, move the bar ptz to the right.Please.
>he's actually loving being on the show-the steamInteresting correction there from Jet, iykyk
>>218709701Should I go all in on that one bitch?
wyatt is posting here from his eternal slumber
>>218709866clearasil fishtoy
>>218709871He's talking about in the future
>>218709838Hi mints!
>>218709838enhance.
>>218709838
>>218709838Can you explain, i dont get it, my 4chan is not dark
>>218709884Nah, production gave him one and the girls trashed it last night.
>>218709894bam would find samefagging hilarious, i guarantee it
i love when jet shows up on screen and goes at length poorly explaining something we already know and he reiterates it multiple times
>>218709860Bongo's channel. Bingo's photo, moron.
>>218709898Same as what they're right now.
>>218709868>>218709875this is another nontent faggot day
miss me yet?
>>218709838hey jet suck my cock!
>>218709820The commentary is a good a idea and great for communication with the community and I'm tired on pretending it's not
why cant they have a cam feed with an job overview overlay for the day
>>218709866un fr dumped three days worth of shoe stuffing on camera
>>218709889Settle down Ninacuck.
>>218709838they got called out for using yotsuba b earlier and changed it LMAO
>>218709924that's not acne they're moles
>>218709947why did i click this...
>Anissa podcast Who the fuck would watch that?
>>218709945It's a vibe repair week.
>>218709957he's looking frail.
>>218709943you are a faceblind autist
>>218709838Hey Maejok, hope you're having fun bud.>>218709947Should be the host of S6
>>218709878they are having landon try all the food he's never tried
>>218709958It would be if jet ever had anything interesting to say
>>218709906I have mine flipped, it feels more comfortable like this desu. That is a nice setup and it makes me want a tall monitor for my second screen too.
does head not realize he was supposed to shit in a shoe not the toilet
>>218709838>Page didn't move the whole time>They don't have auto update enabledFucking retards
>>218709932Dropdown in the bottom right of the page to change the board Style
there's no way those retards are reading these threads
>>218709838Jet, I WILL fuck your sister
>>218709914It's giving 2B
>>218709974Laser mole removal fishtoy
>>218709977She’s doing a hot tub stream later in the jacuzzi
>>218709916James drake, twins, Bashir, vicky final four. Landon stay on as janitor freeloader.
JET JUST CONFIRMED ON XITTER PICREL IS NEXT FREELOADER
I look away for two seconds and the twins fucking vanish
>>218709838>>218709971>the "they've been stealing our ideas for years" conspiracy posters were right
at this point if no one does a poop shoe soon I'm going to stop watching and never watch again
>>218709971that's way too much uninterrupted text for these threads
>>218709958Picture in picture so you can still watch the stream on director mode would be a better idea, but of course, audio muxing is too difficult for wiggers.
>>218709637where did booba go :(
landon pilgrim fit goes hard. he should stay in it.
>>218709838>>218709906>There are people in 2026 without multiple monitors
>>218709958yeah it'd be great if jet wasn't a faggot and if he didn't switch away at the worst possible time like he did yesterday
How stale is the air in the house getting? I'm not sure how much longer the fish can go without a long book or a puzzle
how can we make bingo and bongo more comfortable?
COLE PALMER JUST TWEETED! HES COMING ON THE SHOW!!!!
>>218710015vicky is the best fish and I am tired of pretending she's not love this bitch like you would not believewinning this game easily
>>218710009What is 2B? Two Beauties?
this thread is writing the show
hey mints can we get more scripted JD kino
>>218709918cool clods
@jet prerogative tax for emma
>>218709980YOU are faceblind, you absolute moronIt's Bingo
>>218709977it's with head so it might be slightly funny
>>218710030>I knew a meltdown was coming so I started recording for educational purposeRight
>>218710044is that why this season is such a massive improvement?
Is there an auto scroll function 4chanx? Tired of constantly scrolling in these threads.
>>218710036Diversity hire
>>218710015
not letting them watch landon try new foods is actually kind of funny
When do we get to see the goo room?
wiggers get a hapa on get some hot bitches on to make this shit watchable
>>218710008samefagging this hard
>>218710024Once you upgrade to a second monitor, you can never go back. Single monitors are a restriction that should be left in the early 2000s.
>>218710057you are a huge faggot
>>218710018I want my name in the credits
>>218710009
what's the point of selling food in the market when they cater basically every night
>>218710018>conspiracy postersjet talked about our threads when cole was on S2 and we made a million edits of him
>>218709920it's his legal strat. they need a permit for a show but not a livestream :)
>>218709838Kind of insane how they read all the things said but can't understand when they are fucking everything up and get very clear constructive criticism here.I think they only read the thread so they can report the posts they don't like.
your next freeloader
>>218710012No way Vicky makes it that far unless they coddle her hard (they probably will)
>>218709995My screenshot would look like shit because I have a 4K monitor for video, 1440p for gaming, and a 1080p for everything else from left to right. bought a sweet ottoman from the 60s for max comfy viewing
>>218710052im laughing so fucking hard you really dont know do you holy shit bingofags are actually retarded
>>218710008DIAMONDS
>>218710024>>218710078I fell for the ultrawide meme. another monitor would improve my life so much
ANOTHER GREAT PRODUCTION IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>hey landon if you mostly eat cheese sticks you might like the chicken alfredo >"nah the textures are freaking me out">oh so you tried it?>"no"these types of "people" piss me off so bad
>>218709980You fool, that's literally Bingo. I don't care who owns the channel, that's a video of Bingo.
Jet can you give Vicky a shitty denim jacket to complete the truck driver look?
nobody noticed but Emma was crying in the confessional.
>making them do lines and scenes again
>PEAS
>>218709916>>Landon>Probably will be one of the earlier to go anticlimacticallyNope, the autistic retard always win the season. Landon is the guy it will be rigged for just like Josie, TJ, Burt and probably Aryeh in S4.
Season 3 fans when they hear scenes are being filmed
from the land of the british
>they're doing scenes again
>>218710120she has been crying for 2 hours now
>>218710095How else do you think ninajak's get axed so quickly? Some fag in the basement gets an hourly wage to read these threads and make reports.
>>218710095At least they realised that not giving the twins a tree made no fucking sense, and the auction tree just made it a "who has the most money" challenge.
>>218710082Found it, no thanks to you.
>>218710084why do you have this faggot ass tweet saved
>Jet has them acting out his sexual fantasies
>>218710138type shit
White man bros................
>>218710120unfuckingstoppable
i dont trust these people with little spears
this is funny
There's an island of weird little people out there, I just have to find it.
>>218710145Maybe I get it
>>218710124the scenes were funny with normies in S3. but when it's theater kid shit like this it's cringe
>>218709977claire
I'm in love with Bongo. I know they are a package deal, so I will take Bingo as well. I will marry them both and take care of them as they carry my children.
>>218710120why?
Adebayo Akinfenwa said he wants to come on as a freeloader
>>218710131Most of the fish are autistic retardsThat isn’t a meaningful distinction
this is evil and dark
Colorized: Native Americans first make contact with European settlers. Circa 1566 AD.
CORN
>>218710120Is she just standing halfway down the stairs like a retard?
brian would have never let this happen
Twins are winning this. It would take a direct rigging of the competition to stop this outcome
>>218710120This cunt getting mogged is so satisfying lolBashir is cool with me now
i don't like the taste
Improv isn’t funny
who the fuck doesnt like corn
>>218710175Imagine if they both had twins
>STRAWBERRIES
you aight white boy
>>218710183I'm literally gonna vomit
>corn
>HE'S EATING CORN
>>218710178probably missing her nigger boyfriend
>>218710175That's not necessary, anon. I've ensured that Bingo will have a man to rely on: someone who will cherish her, love her, and care for her. Quite frankly, I've been concerned that Bongo might not get the attention that she might need. I think you might make a fair suitor for her. You may watch over Bongo, and I may watch over Bingo: we can meet up as often as necessary so that the two can have family time together!
>>218710120james drake used too much of his chad powers on her.
MAKE HIM EAT A STRAWBERRY HAHAHA
>>218710018post s4, that one nigga who made the music - who shadi convinced him to leak stuff, said they obsessively watch the threads for new information, leaks, and updates
>JIT NEVER HAD FRYBREAD
Is he going to freak out if the texture is too irritating
Is this canyon?
>>218710120>Emma was crying
>>218710205>bams face when this nigga never had corn
what if hes allergic
He's eating... CORN.
>>218710146What's more retarded was scrapping the store plant idea. Obviously all the plants were going to be destroyed. I knew it would happen the second the idea was introduced.The goal all along should have been to bid on the stupid plant. This would turn their money that they earn through challenges into a real thing they use to secure immunity.
>>218710196Wheres Jimmy when you need him
He doesn’t even seem to know how to eat.
>MAIZE
CASHEW NUT
>Landon has an undiscovered nut allergy and drops dead at the table
Stop watching this and watch Elestanque instead.>but I already watched itRewatch it.
>doesn't like corn>7/10this nigga retarded
HE NEVER ATE CORN
wtf he said it sucked then give it a 7
wasn't the twins supposed to feed him?
>you like white boy??
key lime landon key lime landon
>Twins don't feed him>Landon doesn't guessGreat job Bam
>>218710120she unironically needs to be fucked badly to decompress. give her a vibrator wiggers
Am I really one of the only people here taking screenshots?
if james' acting makes emma sad enough to leave i'll kneel
>KEY LIME PIE
ICKY PUKERS INCOMING
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773949972668761.mp4meme
landon fucking sucks
jeetbot is having such a good time lol
lol tard forced to eat non-tendies and discovers that food is good
>DIS NIGGA EATING BEANS
what's the point of him being blindfolded
>That tastes way worse than I thought>9/10
>>218710216If need be, I'd be happy to share two connected homes with you in order to keep them happy. I'm pleased to see someone step up for Bingo who has both her and her sister's best interest in mind. Good man.
>That tastes way worse than i thought>Tastes pretty good!>9/10Landon is a full blown retard.
I love how this bit is just for Bam
just tuned inwhy do the twins keep calling him white boy
>>218710256 >No white man. White man
>he still didn't get over it
>>218710260KEK this season is extreme levels of grim
>THOSE ARE CALLED VEGETABLES....
Little guy HATES vegetables
>You like that, white boi?
>>218710270reddit and kiwifarms
>>218710268Artist guys get ready to memorize this
>PEMMICAN
>those are called vegtablesJet made me laugh
>>218710284he wouldn't try it otherwise
>>218710284bam forgot
Heya-ho-ho, heya-ho-ho.
jet thinks we were laughing at landon not eating the food and not bam's reaction to it. this bit is a colossal fumble
>eww flavor
boring bitthey're trying too hard to push landon as the main character but his only gimmick is janny and picky eaterwiggers saw all the bamposting in the threads and thought a whole skit around it would be the funniest shit
>>218709971yotsuba & yotsuba B are way comfier than tomorrow and I'm tired of pretending they're not
How long until Bam bails?
>>218710270thief
lol of course the indian is loving this, they eat literal shit
AYO HE HATES THE PEAS
How do you go through life getting hair in your mouth when you eat?
>>218710302Is it weird that my cock twitched when she said that?
>>218710316>>218710319STRAWBERRIES
>>218710323hi
Why does he need a blindfold if he's not guessing the food?
This isnt even weird half this shit is disgusting if you arent in the mood
no soup for white boy
>>218710319>>218710316ok
This just reminds me how much I want to fuck josie
>NO SOUP FOR WHITE BOY
>he is tasting for the vorst time
>>218710321
>>218710220Bams joy is pure
>>218710270someone already did a better version like a month ago, you suck
this is Neptunian kino
this is a solid mid-afternoon bit, was hoping for shit shoe but there's still time
if they're canned soups I can't blame his distaste
I purposely go to other rooms without the contestants because it's all nontent with the production staff the past 3 seasons
NO SOUP FOR WHITE BOY
>>218710339hi
tbf french onion soup is FUCKING ABHORRENT
>takes a bite>feeds the rest to himkek
>THAT'S A GREEN OLIVE
>>218710270true
>>218710299>wigger forgot what a fucking pea is
Jet/Mints i know youre reading thisGet Vicky to show us her feet
>>218710287Absolutely splendid! I do look forward to meeting you alongside Bingo and her twin sister after the show wraps up. I can say with confidence that I trust you not to take advantage of her. I know that you love her too much to be mean to her, which does warm my heart!
>>218710321i use the halloween theme
WHAT'S THE POINT OF HIM BEING BLINDFOLDED??
>spit it in my hand>where is your hand im fuckin blindlmfao
>>218710366fuck you
>>218710316It's not, I'm losing my shit at how fired up Bam is from feeding an autist normal food
>twin native concubines feeding you their peoples' delicacies He's living the white boy dream
>>218710371sam would never
>>218710388He wouldn't try it otherwise
THE NATIVES ARE DEMANDING RANSOM MONEY
I'm just gonna say it. The Twindians are HOT
Solid zoom out, Ben
>>218710366shit taste
i can't imagine hating everything except for chicken nuggies. trying different kinds of food and cooking are some of the only things that keeps me from killing myself.
>>218710366you are fucked in the head
>>218710388you feel the flavors more if you close your eyes. you never watched ratatouille?
white boy (affectionate)
At least they knew to not let bashir be involved, he would make it about himself.
jet cucked head's idea of him sucking on his finger kek
>>218710400Even Antana is laughing
neptunian
>chunky water>thats a tomato
Did they really not get him a fucking zagnut?
>it's like chunky water>it's tomato
how the fuck has this nigga never eaten a TOMATO
>>218710408>death of John Ratcliffe,1609, colorized
Yeah most of these are shit, yet to disagree with the dude
>THIS GUY NEVER ATE TOMATOS
>>218710433lol he rocks
you now remember jin
i like this bit, feels like an opie and anthony bit they’d do with a retarded intern
>>218710420I don't really understand how you can go through live not having ate these things. Doesn't even seem plausible.
tbf chunky water is a pretty good way of describing raw tomato
it's like talking to an alien
HE HAS NEVER HAD TOMATOES
>>218710421fucking kek
this is the body you get when all you eat is cheese fries
theyre giving him fiber. poop SOON
Whenever Bam shows up I can't but help to feel secondhand embarrassment I'm fucked
>>218710391There it is. Frame it.
>never got round to trying one a them?
do americans really?
GREAT. FRUIT.
>>218710451go to sleep jin
>>218710451Jincel got felted by his own people, angie, a guppy-poster, and a zesty gay punjabi. KWAB
>>218710445mfs in here acting like they eat peas and clam chowder and LOVE it. fatties
>>218710461>filenamekek
>>218710453I swear they literally did do this bit
bam being the host makes me so uncomfortable, every time he shows up im cringing super hard cause I know hes gonna bail any day now. At least with Sam I knew he would commit for the whole season
i hate this bit. feels like something reused from jet's bloodgames 2 larp
>>218710453intern david and landon collab
I do have to give it up to Landon. 99% of picky eaters I have met are deathly afraid to try new things. Landon doesn't seem to mind, he's a really good sport.
>>218710366You probably just had a shitty one
>>218710454Bongo talking about white boy ass
twins have unironically good improv potential
how can you get enough vitamins and minerals to stay alive only eating french fries? or any one thing?
>>218710461Unironically in better shape than the paypiggies and half the posters here
AND THEN THEY'LL MAKE YOU TRY NEW FOODSHELLHOUSE
When does Head slip his dick in his mouth
Both Bam and Lando have rotted fucking teeth, why do so many fish have fucked teeth t. never had a cavity in my life and I'm 39
>white boy can't handle a little pickle?bongo wins
>>218710453>opie and anthony bit they’d do with a retarded internSo Bobo
>>218710483yeah I'm surprised he hasn't vomited yet
>>218710488true
>>218710476Fishtank fans try not to be whiney insufferable faggots challenge, mode: impossible
>white boi can't handle a little flavoh?love these retards
White boy can't handle a little bit of spice!
this indian lady is cute im glad shes part of production :3
>>218710472If someone fed me clam chowder unprepared i'd fucking puke
HE'S GONNA SUCK HEAD'S FINGER
>>218710491>how can you get enough vitamins and minerals to stay alive only eating french fries? or any one thingPotatoes + Milk (aka Cheese) are a complete protien group and nearly a complete mineral group. Cheese Fries are nutritious as fuck,.
>there's no self improvement this seasonexplain this
>never had a tomatodo americans really?
>>218710483Yeah I give him credit for not immediately spitting out the food he found gross
>>218710504sensitive young man with a heart of gold
>>218709838>Never subbed>Never donated>Never used the site >Never bought fishbux>Never talked in the youtube chat>The wiggers still monitor everything I sayI own you Jet.
>>218710502this nigga 39 watching landon try vegetables
FUCKING AVOCADO
>>218710502Bam is almost 50 and a lifelong smoker, his teeth are amazing considering.
>>218710483He just needed to role play being threatened by retarded twin Indian princesses to get over his fears. Dont we all?
THIS BOOMER LMAO
MMMMLAAARPHGHBARGH
enough of this shit, bring back the poop rape
>>218710529TOP KEK
classic boomer bit
>>218710529kino
EW NIGGA HE USED THAT HAND TO WIPE HIS ASS
>>218710529he didn't wash his hands after taking a shit btw
head didn't wash his hands after shitting earlier btw
>>218710534POV: Head just finished having a private "chat" with his grandson
Landon was raped
GIVE THANKS, WHITE BOY
>>218710549>>218710550hivemind
Landon is proof it's not all autism some of it is retarded suburban parents not pushing him hard enough to try new things or teaching him life skills
>>218710120Nobody cared
landon is a good sport honestly, bashir better suck his dick after this
>>218710549base
Picky eaters annoy me greatly
THE RAPED
kinda horny for the twins in those outfits. how fucked up am I?
>>218710529that's what happens to you in the county jail
>>218710475Bam's whole family is apparanelty super fans. His mother in law, who's a heart surgeon, is obsessed with the show and watching constantwee accordion to his lady
>>218710546straight out of jackass
>>218710120bitch has been crying all day kek drake really worked her
>>218710527I act like this on bant, but I've had a season pass for every single season but powtank
>>218710566Are you implying Landon isnt autistic?
The entire bit was hilarious. Bamchads won.
>>218710577nah unc thats a violation fr
>>218710577looool
>>218710475I don’t know if he will, he’s acting like this is his, and having head around makes it easy for him to immerse.If this season gets any attention akin to season 3, Bam can use this to lord over the jackass guys as a true progression of their careers without selling out to CBS like Knoxville. I think he sees this too, which is why he seems to be way more invested than anyone in the audience expected.
>>218710529Deeply evil image kek
>being fed fresh produce is an americans idea of a "hell house"
>>218710566He only enjoyed the basically sweetest desert option that everyone loves. He doesn't like most things.
>>218710578pretty vanilla
BAKE!
>>218710583Jackass would have put it on a dick or covered it with horse semen
at least the Bar crowd realizes this show is nontent
>>218710578Its American instinct to breed squaws so it makes sense
Klauser is playing billiards with Jose soon I think chat
>In NipponJet... what a fag
>>218710609Jackass-lite
>>218710575Never understood that, why would you eat something that tastes like shit
>I WANT TO SHAKE YOUR HAND
you WILL eat the strawberry
>avacado
LEAVE ULILLILLIA ALONE
>>218710637>>218710637>>218710637>>218710637new
What's the deal with strawberry posting? Missed that moment live
>>218710577Head is awesome
>>218710577unc raped landon
Bam's a nice dude these days what the fuck
>>218710587>/bant/fag is a pathetic wretchMany such cases!
where the fuck is goldstriker?this season should have never went ahead
>>218710581The show catches on through friends who have exposure to this kind of show. Bams friends and family have all been thoroughly exposed to jackass do this isnt much different to things he's made them absorb
>>218710603But thats because he is 25 or whatever the fuck he is and has never had the most basic foods, its a shock. It makes everything an acquired taste because he has no foundations. Its not because of his autism necessarily, that was anon's point.
>>218710529It's a gay show
https://x.com/bigboiseasons/status/2034687367848898823
>>218710643bam was cackling at the fact that landon has never tried regular ass foods like strawberries the other day
>>218710603key lime pies are more tart and tangy than sweet
>>218710708ah ok, thx
