R.I.P.
>>218734551
bousting in stiggy bress F to pay resbencts :-DD
It's realhttps://www.tmz.com/2026/03/20/chuck-norris-dead/>>218734551RIP
Who wants to live forever?
Biggest F of all time.
oh shit he ded
>>218734551Not on my bingo cardInb4 sticky
86 years old, just a fuckin' kid
RIP
oh shid
>>218734551>Chuck Norris didn't die, everyone else did.
>>218734551Wait it's real?F
chuck norris didn't die. He just completed life
>>218734604You don't fit in, fag.
>>218734551Chuck Norris didn't die. All of us did. This is the afterlife.
>>218734551He didnt die, god owed him money
>remembering unfunny Chuck Norris jokes being yelled in Orgrimmar in like 2006
>>218734551Heh. Not so tough now is he?
Vaxxed?
Wasn't he a MAGA chud?
>>218734551MODS, STICKY NOW
everyone below this line is gay and trans--------------------------------------------
nyooooooo ;_;
>>218734551RIP, big loss.
Chuck Norris can't die. Posting my daughter Luna just in case
>>218734658wins the thread
>>218734721Seriously, shut the fuck up.
>it's real
it's a shame he ruined his legacy by going MIGA like every other washed up TV D-lister kek
>>218734721bro he was 86
NOOOOOOOWALKEEEEERFUUUUUCK
>>218734551Where's the punchline?
Massive FOne of the goats
>>218734551>reddit celebratingwhy can't we just kill these faggots?
>>218734706They were kino.Better than the Faggy jokes
Chuck Norris didn't take the vaxx, the vaxx took him.
but I thought Death was afraid of him....
Chuck Norris joke thread, in memoriam?
Darn it. I just watched Code of Silence.
toasting in an epic bread
He's next.....
Chuck Norris didn't die, everyone else did
Descansa en paz dulce príncipe.
>>218734706>unfunnyGod I hate zoomers so much.
>>218734754
Soon to be Sneed Norris
F
And so barrens chat reads silent todayRip
>>218734706ANAL CHUCK NORRIS! :-DDD
vax status?
>>218734551RIP but he was a terrible actor
>it's realChuck, NOOOOO
>>218734551old internet died today
>Chuck is killNo.
>>218734551He's just sleeping...
>>218734551THEN GANDALF THE GREY AND GANDALF THE WHITEAND MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL'S BLACK KNIGHTAND BENITO MUSSOLINI AND THE BLUE MEANIEAND COWBOY CURTIS AND JAMBI THE GENIEROBOCOP, THE TERMINATOR, CAPTAIN KIRK, AND DARTH VADERLO-PAN, SUPERMAN, EVERY SINGLE POWER RANGERBILL S. PRESTON AND THEODORE LOGANSPOCK, THE ROCK, DOC OCK, AND HULK HOGANALL CAME OUT OF NOWHERE LIGHTNING FASTAND THEY KICKED CHUCK NORRIS IN HIS COWBOY ASSIT WAS THE BLOODIEST BATTLE THAT THE WORLD EVER SAWWITH CIVILIANS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE
>>218734551Starts with a V and ends with an x
>>218734551>Its real
>>218734551Literally who?
RIP meme man
>>218734551man :( rip
>>218734551o shi-the old internet sends its regards
FORMERLY SNEED NORRIS
>>218734551RIP Legend
FSILENT RAGE IS KINO
chuck norris didnt die. he just gave it permission
Give me your best Chuck Norris jokes, bros.
>>218734551And nothing of value was lost
>>218734757Proof?
>>218734551RIP Roundhouse Kicker
>>218734767Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when taking a piss
KEK WHAT A DEAD BITCH
Rest in peace.
>>218734551Was it the vaccine again?
Literally strongest man that ever existed.
>>218734551He didn't die, we did and the afterlife is just regular life but without Chuck Norris.
RIP>>218734792Speaking of time to shitpost in the barrens
Rest in peace Chuck Norris
Oh shit, is Death okay?
>>218734762kek
>>218734724>>218734751>>218734827>>218734834why are beta libtards so fragile?
Cars look both ways in case Chuck Norris is crossing the street.
my childhood hero
the end times are here.
>>218734754HE DIDN'T DIEHE COMPLETED LIFE
>>218734551The vaxx is hitting its stride. More dead boomers pls.
nope Chuck Testa
>>218734551Fuck that maga cuntStrans lives matter
Such a bummer. Post old Chuck Norris memes from like 2010
Chuck decided there was too much ass waiting to be kicked in the afterlife
>>218734551One of the first Action Series i saw.https://youtu.be/AXPQwI4g410?is=U7xoAANTRe31gjcf
>>218734551The era of high test actors is completely over now
>>218734551Had a long and full life. A martial arts pioneer as an actor and real fighter. he doesn't get enough credit for it.
>>218734551Sad FYou were the strongest
>>218734551damn. hope he got to finish all the shootings for the zombie plane before his time came. was his last movie
>>218734551Dead as a toenail, as they say here in Texas.
He'll be back on Sunday, just like last time.
;_;'F' to a real one.
Death is in trouble now
>>218734551WHAT
>>218734551I'm pretty sure he killed death and is now the new grim reaper
Chuck Norris didn't a die, he are just in the another before it death ffffff
>>218734834>>218734724Kys
>>218734861>most ironic post of all time
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>218734551Formerly Sneed
>>218734551Rip in pip mememanNever seen any of your movies
Angels sing out in immaculate chorus, as up into heaven, ascends Chuck Norris
>>218734772You killed him. Are you happy?
>>218734875I don't feel food.
May he suck and fuck in hell for defying the God Emperor
>>218734861Why are retarded millenitards so obtuse to such obvious bait
>>218734872Feed Mortis, formerly Chuck Norris
>>218734895based
>>218734551FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>218734551Chuck Norris died but Steven Seagal lives on. Think about it.
>it's realcan anon's give me their favourite chuck norris jokes to cope?
>>218734551RIP
We’re running out of old action stars
>>218734551>>218734599I mean he was old and even Chuck Norris had to die at some point, but damn. RIP>>218734705kek>>218734706but they were funny though.>tfw he was asked to pick his favorite Chuck Norris joke for the Expendableshttps://youtu.be/fpqwsexDM0I?t=200>"I heard you were bitten by a king cobra?">Yea I was. But after 5 days of agonizing pain.... the cobra died
>>218734839It never was.
anotha toothpick
>>218734721Please die as painfully as possible and soon
>death wonkwab
IRAN HAS GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME GOD DAMMIT
>>218734919based trump hater
now we will never know how many norris could chuck norris chuck if chuck norris could chuck norris
In the eyes of a rangerThe unsuspecting strangerHad better know the truth of wrong from right'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon youAny wrong you do, he's gonna seeWhen you're in Texas, look behind you'Cause that's where the ranger's gonna be
0 kinos award
>>218734551RIP ChuckHe was simply called back
>Chuck Norris won the Game of Life and went on to face new challenges in the afterlife Are we all oldfags in here
>>218734925Seagal is 13 years younger.
Chuck Norris didn't die, he just completed life
RIP Chuck. We all know you are alive and it's in fact death itself who vanished.
>>218734551hits me really hard. Still have the total gym - which I only got cause of him :-( . RIP
>>218734551People are actually defending a guy who spent his life trying to make life worse for every minority except mormons.
He was great in memes when I was 12
>>218734925Even Heaven find Seagal obnoxious
RIP Chuck Norris memes were my favorite thing in the world when I was a kid and loved Texas Ranger
>>218734551F
He voluntarily allowed his body to dieF
So... nuclear war, then?Rip
>>218734551Death didn't come for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris came for death...
He walks with Jesus now, be easy Sensei"Between income taxes and employment taxes, capital gains taxes, estate taxes, corporate taxes, property taxes, Social Security taxes, we're being taxed to death.". Truly a legend F
RIP childhood hero. I'm going to go out and roundhouse kick someone now.https://youtu.be/Fbf9Fjsylmw?si=suTsHQ9mBnDmHaM8
>>218734834Do they get sacrificed to moloch to keep drumpy in power or smth?They drop like flies moment something bad happens to him lol
>>218734706Stolen valor
>>218734551Can life even be enjoyable at 86? At that point your body is actively deteriorating
>>218734792>And so barrens chat reads silent todayOur time has passed, John.
>>218734950Who the fuck else uses image boards?
>>218734934rude
>>218734551im sorry but literally WHO?
>>218734658Alright this is pretty good lol
Death didn't take Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris decided to visit death.
rip
>>218734551RIP big guy
>>218734551never watched a movie.only heard or seen him in media reference such as family guy
>>218734952This.
Turns out only a vacation in Hawaii could kill him.
>>218734981who do you think you are talking about nigga
They're sidekicks in heaven now. Rip to both my bros
big F
>sticky thread>not even 1000 repliesit's over
>>218734551>another dead naziAnd another point for the good guys
Cue porno music, a funky jive chorusDown from the heavens came naked Chuck NorrisWho discovered a dick as hard as bonesAttached to the crotch of Indiana JonesHe bent over on the ground, smiling with gleeAs Batman changed into Ron JeremyBut Chuck saw through this clever disguiseAnd buried Batman's face in between his thighs
The day has come.>"Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago, but Death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet."
Death refused to take Chuck, but Chuck insisted
I guess now he's Formerly Chuck's
>its real
Lots of internet meme guys have passed away
wellfuck
RIP to the legend
>160 repliesI knew TV was dead but not this dead
RIPI learned about him from jokes lmao
>>218734551Fuck I'm getting old. I can't believe the original meme man himself is fucking dead. RIPF
>>218734551Chuck Norris, 86, kills self to one-up Death
>>218734551<3
How come all the celebs from my childhood have been dying in the last 2 or 3 years?
Literally who?
>>218734926https://youtu.be/RtTALshxZjc
>>218734976>15 year old memes>igagI swear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrzKT-dFUjEand with it another part of your childhood
>>218734986I hear there's bacterial meningitis in the UK you can go test your masks don't work theory on lmao go do it you pussy faggot
When Chuck Norris got shot, the bullet got scared and flew back into the gunChuck Norris pulled out of a fighting tournament... Because he would have won it too easilyChuck Norris went hunting and didn't manage to kill a single animal... Because they all died of fear before he got there
>>218734551damn, rest in peace
>>218734706>unfunnyThat was the golden age.
>>218735040The guy who sold the store to Sneed
>>218735039you are old and everyone dies
>>218734985indians
>>218734696>Chuck Norris didn't die. All of us did. This is the afterlife.
>>218734824Every time Chuck Norris sits down, Steven Seagal is forced to stand up by equal and opposite reaction.As you can tell, Chuck Norris never needs to sit down.
Chuck NorrisFormerly Alive
fuggg>>218734658this tbqdesu
>>218735010No one is going to even bother with a pity you but me for such shit bait. Try harder.
...
>>218734981it kinda doesn't if you remain fit. you just get more and more chronic illnesses layering up, one of which will eventually kill you, but dying from something like bowel cancer should feel about the same at 30 or at 80.
>old guy dead because he's old now is deadwhy should I care about an old fart who sold his soul to Jews at Pedowood?
>>218735039Welcome to getting old. It aint going to get any easier either.
>>218734551Looks like Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single power ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan got to him...
Dudes legacy will be stale memes and the fact that he fully sold out being a right wing MAGA nut job up to the end.
LGTSShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEzIZzZcOyc
YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH TRUMP THIS WAS YOU WASNT IT
>>218734909
>>218734658Could be true with quantum immortality btw he just traveled to the world were he livesIn any case RIP
>>218735050Wow boomers were like "I understood all those pop culture references I consoomed" and cried tears of joy to this
>>218734551F, big guy
>>218734551Rip meme mannever saw a single movie or show with himlmao
formerly alive
>>218734551RIP, I still have fond memories of his Chuck Norris jokes back in the old days. ;__;7
>>218734658Put me in the screencap
Rest in peace Goat couldn't survive 2026
>>218734551Damn it
>>218735008it has literally been minutes since the announcement>>218734551RIP
>>218735039nigga we old now!!! ;_;
>>218735061>>Chuck Norris didn't die. All of us did. This is Hell.
CAUSE THE EYES OF THE RANGER ARE UPON YOUANY WRONG YOU DO HE"S GONNA SEEEEEEEEEWHEN YOU ARE IN TEXAS LOOK BEHIND YOUUUUUUUCAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE RANGER"S GONNA BE
>>218734551I tried shedding a tear for Chuck Norris when he died, but his ghost appeared and kicked the tear back into my eye. Requiescat in Pace, Texas Ranger https://youtu.be/LFVFaYN77Lo
>>218735053isnt bacteria different than a virus?
>>218734934I'll slit your throat irl
>>218735005They are swimming with Darwin now.
>>218735078At least you're trying with your bait now. Be a little more subtle.
FLet's hope death can make a recovery
>>218735102Not even Enter the Dragon?
One last roundhouse kick post to the legend. You will be missed.
Remember all those shitty Chuck Norris jokes from the mid 2000s? Good times.
>>218734828>>218734551
>>218735072>chuds think anything that isn't glazing trump is "bait"lmao thanks for the reply, and sorry your boomer nazi friend died. he won't be missed by anyone that's been to college
>>218734706someone subscribe to WoW Classic and see how Barrens Chat is taking this devastating news.
AND GANDALF THE GREYAND GANDALF THE WHITE
>>218735039life is but a brief intermission between the void
>>218734551F F F F FFF F FFFFF
>>218735074>dying from something like bowel cancer should feel about the same at 30 or at 80.Yeah no. Dying at 30 slowly in a hospice from bowel cancer is a lot different than dying quickly at 80. To suggest the body will put up the same fight is fucking retarded.
>>218734551RIP Chuck
>>218735102>never watched Walkeryikes
Chuck Norris doesn't die from cancer, he lets it win to spare it the humiliation of losing.
Once Chuck Norris entered a fight to the death and he came last... Yeah, he was the last man standing!
im a zoomer and i dont really know who he is. qrd?
>>218734551wtf
>>218734551I've barely even seen his films or series but I remember the jokes. I hate time.>>218734742That's a Child
>>218734551Good. One less Trump supporter is a win.
>>218735144GANDALF THE PIMP AND GANDOLF THE HOEMATT DAMON AND THE GUYS FROM MR SHOW
>>218735144AND MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL'S BLACK KNIGHT
HAPPY WHEELS SWORD THROW>Justin Bieber>Noob>Average>Pro>Hacker>CHUCK NORRIS
>>218734658This
Now it's time for the other Chuck.
When Chuck Norris steps into a puddle, the water gets Chuck Norrisy.
>>218734551Angels sang out an immaculate chorusUp to the heavens ascended Chuck NorrisF
>>218734760>>218734782>>218734797 >>218734931 >>218734976 >>218735057i feel the need to clarify that they were comfy and kino at the time, but we're jaded and cynical now
>>218735129He was never in Enter the Dragon you retard. Have you even seen that movie?
>>218735159He was the original meme
>>218735138Now you're just insulting everyone thinking people are that dumb. Really the worst projection here is you think anyone would fall for this.
I love Lone Wolf Mcquade, and Invasion USA. RIP
The OG reddit meme
>>218734551Chuck Norris was such a G he doesn't need an F
>>218735170AND BENITO MUSSOLINIAND THE BLUE MEANIE
Chuck, the world needs you Chuck.
Donald Trump is the Chuck Norris of this generation
Everyone kicks the bucket eventually.But only Chuck Norris ROUNDHOUSE KICKS the bucket.R.I.P.
>>218735159every zoomer knows about him dude
>>218734551Who the fuck is this boomer even?
>>218734551Ftoasting in a sticky bread
LmffffffaaaoooAnother vaxtard bites the dust.
>>218734551RIP Walker
kwab get fucked rightoid retard
>>218735138Trannycoded post.
>>218735224he invented jeans that don't rip
>Justin Beber: I am teh best star in the world!!!>*Chuck Norris frowns at him*>Justin Bever: Uhhh ok maybe not... *Pisses self*Repost and share if you prefer REAL MEN :D
>>218734956>noo think of the blacks!
>>218734658He may be dead, but his meme is truly eternal.
>>218734658exactly
>>218735219kek
toastig ik bredr.i.p
Walker texas ranger. F
Chuck Norris isn't dead you idiots. He's invincible.
>>218734658I can confirm we are all death. Chuck Norris was born today in some other dimensionF
Devoted MAGA and rabid birther conspiracist
>>218734551Damn, didn't think the day would come. Has anyone here actually watched much chuck norris content btw? He was always more of a meme than an actor to me, although I did watch walker texas ranger when it was on tv as a kid
When Death approached he cowered in his cloak and lowered his scythe, but Chuck said "chill, I'm ready to move on".
>>218734551RIP Chuck Norris. Thanks for the years of laughs and entertainment.
>>218734645Yeah, it's sad when they go young like that
my favorite chuck norris joke from 2005 was:Chuck Norris has a 9 inch white cock, and he hates niggers.
>formerly alive
>>218735224Same, never saw him on the cinema/tv.
This year is getting worse and worse by the day
Bruce wonned
Carlos was a bad actor who spent the last 40 years of his life on infomercials selling junk to vulnerable women
>>218734551the place where he is going cant be worse than this
He deserved that for bad mouthing trumpHe was strong but not strong enough against trump
>>218734551why....
Time for a rematch.
>>218734706A better timeline before david cameron and conservatives ruined the country
He was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look upon his like again
RIP. He was so good in uhh... uhh... the truck commercial
>>218735192Confused with Way of, which I'm sure you would have figured out, give me a break
Good. Racist treasonous prick.
>>218735159When you talk about "Aura Farming"He was the "Aura"
>>218734551RIP to a real one
>no stickyfuck this place
ROBOCOPTHE TERMINATORCAPTAIN KIRKAND DARTH WADERLOGANSUPERMANEVERY SINGLE POWER RANGER
RIP>>218734658Epic post
>>218735159>>218735224>>218734812https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_factsActor. Action star. Millenial internet. I don't know who the equivalent is for Zoomers.
>>218735280I think Hell might be worse.
wtf didn't he die like 10 years ago?
>>218734551Damn, RIP.
FThis one hurts.
>>218734551Anyone else have this book? RIP
>>218734551Rest in peace, Chuck Norris. Thanks for everything.
>>218734658based
>>218735263I became a Bruce Lee fan in 2002. When I found out Chuck was close to him, I would watch Walker, Texas Ranger every morning on TV before school. My martial art teacher was a stuntman on an episode.
>>2187351422005/06 Barrens Chat was the agora of the 21st century.
>>218735301
I now recall an episode of Walker Texas Ranger I was too scared to finish as a kid where he has to deal with a Native American ghost haunting
>>218734551He'll be back he's going for the respawn record
>>218734551He didn't die, he just outleveled our map and moved onto the next one. RIP.
Trump supporter. Fuck him and burn in hell.
>>218734658He really has outdone himself this time
Post the oldest Chuck Norris picture you haveThis one's from 2008
>>218734706>remembering when it started out on /b/ but with Vin Diesel. Then seeing normies using it in WoW.
>>218735262We already knew he was based
>>218734956>spent his life trying to make life worse for every minority Holy based
Chuck sneed and feet?
Charles Bronson Vs. Chuck Norris - Who Would Win?
>>218734551I have never watched a single Chuck Norris movie but I certainly made few Norris jokes back in the day.
When Death comes for Chuck Norris he says "Damn shouldn't have badmouthed Trump"
>>218734658RIP to a real one
>>218734861Anon I....
>>218735039Time never stops moving.
VAXX status?
>>218734658This.
>>218735236Dont respond to him genuinely you fucking retard faggot.
>>218735305>I don't know who the equivalent is for Zoomers.Epstein.
>>218735308Yeah, and he came back. Chuck Norris does not stay dead.
>>218734551it's all ogre
Walker, Texas Ranger was a big hit in my childhood.RIP
Thread themehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SQUeQOIlcDM&list=RDSQUeQOIlcDM&start_radio=1&pp=ygURRGVsdGEgZm9yY2UgdGhlbWWgBwE%3D
His name is carlos not chuck
where is mankrik's wife?
>>218734956>every minority except jewsfixt
>>218734746>>218734752>>218734934i'm vaxxed and i say "vaxxed?" in threads like these because for some reason even six years later it makes normalfaggots seethe.normgroids forgot what trolling was (it isn't supporting russia or china online) and so they forgot what "not feeding the troll" meant
>>218734956Mokuren would approve
>>218735321Funeral is about to be held in the barrens on the tbc anniversary realms
>>218735403based
>>218735334You trannies don’t even believe in heaven or hell.
death didn't come to chuck norrischuck norris came to death
>>218735409whats crazy is that I look like that
f
>>218734551FSo long cowboy.
Fuck!Rest in peace, Chuck.
the chuck norris being unbeatable wasnt even originally chuck norris, it was stolen from some other meme, bill brasky or something
i haven't really used this board in a while, is every thread really this fucked with indian engagement bots
>>218734551R.I.P. Chuck Norris. Loved Walker, Texas Ranger growing up. Buying a second gen Dodge Ram in your honor.
>>218735407you make vax jokes to cope with the fact that you have tainted blood
>>218734551I KNEEL! rest in peace Chuck Norris
>>218734934OK*takes a vax*XD
We lost a hero of the Old Internet.
vaxx status ?
Funny memes and all, but I have never watched one of his movies
>>218735407Grow up.
Hehe le funny joek man on Conan
>>218734551He ain’t dead, he’s just taking a very long nap. For real though rest in power
>>21873527086, just a fucking kid
Rip in pieces. Nigga died too son.
>>218735430Mister T
>>218734551Somehow I thought he was older.But I also didn't think he'd ever die.Well, he'll be immortal in his jokes.
Damn.
>>218734551Rest in peace.
>>218735286You're so right, sister! Wait...What were Chuck Norris' political beliefs?And which side of the political spectrum was in power in the 2000s (the better time you mentioned)?
>>218735407Based retard
>>218735452Grug lookin ass
>>218735421give or take 300 pounds and a receding hairline
>>218735159A B-list action star who became a meme, by way of jokes about his ferocity and manliness. Conan O'Brien also had a bit where he'd pull a lever to play out of context Walker Texas Ranger clips, which also greatly contributed to his meme status (the overlap between Late Night with Conan O'Brien fans and 90s to mid 2000s offbeat internet communities was pretty high)
Gun to your head.Name 5 things he's known for that isn't the Barrens chat guy.
>>218735444bruh they literally announced 2 years ago they put it in tomatoes. everyones vaxxed
>>218735294ok we forgive but don't do it again sir.rip chuck
>>218735088Conan posting and Chuck Norris posting converged perfectly with that. I remember posting it on /b/ back in the days before /tv/.
>>218735407>normgroids forgot what trolling was (it isn't supporting russia or china online) and so they forgot what "not feeding the troll" meantThis is why people post leftist stuff on 4chan. To effectively troll, always say what the community hates hearing.
>>218734551Was it the best bit?
no more lucky children being thrown into the sun at his birthdays, so sad
>>218734658You win the internet today, anon.
>>218734551Holy fuck that's too sudden. RIP Chuck Norris.
>>218734551SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>218734551Not going on facebook today!
>>218735477For an 86yo, he looked remarkably well.
>>218734551Witnessed
>>218735492wth source?
FUCK MAN I DID NOT NEED THIS NEWS TODAY
Hitler should have won. Reply if you agree.
>>218734762TRVTH
>Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.>Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.>If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.>Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.>Chuck Norris can hear sign language.>Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do.>Chuck Norris makes onions cry.>Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret.>Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.>If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it’s beef.>Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.>Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.>Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.>Chuck Norris can speak Braille.>Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.>The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.>Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart lost.>When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he’s pushing the Earth down.>Chuck Norris doesn’t cheat death. He wins fair and square.>Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.>Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.>Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.>Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.>M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.>Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.>The only time Chuck Norris was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.>When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.>A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.>Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest. With a fish.
>>2187354984chan didn't get the death jab thoughbeit
>>218734551I can't believe the day arrived.RIP, thanks for those years of memes.
>>218735490jackie chan
Walker says I have AIDS.
>>218734551He was always a horrible actor and horrible person in real life. Rest in piss, Chuck. May you rot in hell.
>>218734551Chuck Norris isn't dead, he took a Break to train the angels for the great war and come back after with them.RIP
First movie I saw of his was Forest Warriorhttps://youtu.be/FlwsiD3hr6o
>Timothy Chalamet: Im an action hero now :)>Chuck Norris: What the f**k is this sh*t? You can only be action hero if you are MAN>*Kicks Timoth's head off*
Wow. Surprised Haley Joel Osment outlived him considering his lifelongn sickness .
>>218735039It's an eternal reminder that everything good will eventually die the older you get.Never forget that you too, no matter what, are good.
RIP to a Legend
>>218735433Pretty much
Who was in the wrong here?
Dead man. Formerly known as Chuck.
>>218734874I hope your dad rapes and murders you, faggot.
Chuck Norris didnt die.He just completed life.
>>218735452Covid-19 had to get a Chuck Norris vaccine, and a booster every year.
>>218735531>Chuck Norris doesn’t cheat death. He wins fair and square.Damn...
>>2187354984chan is inherently left newfag
Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight
chACK norris kek get fucked you rightwing retard
>>218734724He was. Biden curse strikes again.
And so dies another part of the internet that wasn't tainted by grooming, gayops, schizo shenanigans, and fake narratives.Rest in piece king
>>218734757>Chuck Norris >Reddit celebrity Where do you get off ?
>>218735490Walker Texas RangerInvasion USAGetting REKT by Bruce LeeMemes (including Chuck Norris facts and the ultimate showdown)Hanging out with JCVDNot all of us are troons like you that are trying to pretend like Chuck Norris was someone unimportant just because we disagree on certain topics.
>>218735444i'm actually not vaxxed, i just said that to lend more credence to my argument.i don't have any ideological convictions though, it was just easier to not get vaxxed. i hate waiting in line and setting up appointments. i don't go to the barber either.
>>218735499y-yes?
>>218734551Unbelievable F
>>218735570Dude was already 33 when he was starring in that film.
They are all celebrating his dead on reddit. What did he do to piss them off?
>>218734551no more chuck norris jokes...
>>218734658M00t archive this shit
>>218735570Bruce Lee was a cocky asshole and a piece of shit.Chuck was a real American hero.
>>218734551RIP sweet prince
He JUST turn 86 last week. Bros my grandad is in his 80's, I'm scared.
the lack of chuck norris jokes in this thread is astonishing
>>218735144more like Gone-dalf now
>>218734551Yeah ri-> >>218734607Oh fuck no. If tmz says it it's true. Fuck this gay earth
>>218735576I like interpretation
>>218735584you will never be a woman
>>218734551RIP. Even he couldn't defeat the grim reaper.
>Chuck Norris can vote for Trump and still call himself a centrist>Chuck Norris can fight for Israel while being antisemitic>Chuck Norris doesn't push himself up in a push up, he pushes Palestine into Israel
>>218734807based
>>218734551This guy was very conservative and should not be celebrated...please unsticky this...How can I request additional context be added to op's post?
>>218734956You've just made my life a little worse you faggot.
>>218735523https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10800535/then they released a press statement saying "okay but we would never, ever put this in your food, trust us, tots. we just burned all this time and money for zero reason, lmao". never understood all these people who think the government willingly murdered billions but didnt bend the knee to...the fda, a government agency.
>be me, kiddo in late 90s>its another episode of Walker making sure every bad guy in the town get their asses kickedGood times, indeed.
>>218734551Fo7
>>218734613I'd like to die in my sleep tonight.
>>218734599Rest in Peace, Cowboy.
>>218734909I wonder if they'll do The Ultimate Showdown again, once 20 years hits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGtbr-ZvdT0
ANGELS SANG OUT IN IMMACULATE CHORUSUP TO THE HEAVENS ASCENDED CHUCK NORRIS
>>218735490Walker Texas RangerThat movie where he fights Bruce Lee in the coliseumThe ExpendablesThe Expendables 2The Expendables 3
>>218735627kek
>>218734658Based
>>218735433The entire internet is like this anymore. Just soulless niggers shitting on everything with bots or nihilism or politics. Even in the sticky for a beloved man on the day of his death. The only recompense you or I can have is knowing that some day, in their quiet hours, they will remember how they used to act like this and it will kill a part of their soul.
>>218735593>i'm actually not vaxxedsure, jan
>>218734658He actually died fifty years ago.Death only just mustered the courage to tell him
>>218734551We'll miss you, great fella.
>>218734688Underrated>>218735162Yeah, its his daughter
>>218734658I miss so many vintage memes
Litteraly fucking who? Uncs needs to get a reality check holy shit
>>218734875I remember when they were all Vin Diesel jokes and then, newfags showed up and made the exact same jokes into Chuck Norris jokes for some retarded reason.
>>218735605Trump supporter.
>>218735633https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo
>>218734658Ah, so we are finally in hell. I thought that started years ago.
>>218734658He saw that this universe is fucked and left us to die in it.
>>218734551Godspeed, legend
>>218734551Holy shit... F
I miss all those shitty memes around him from 2000sF
F.
>>218734551Thanks for the fun and memes Chuck Norris
>>218735605He had sex with an MTF while remaining straight.
>>218735576nice
>>218734956That didn't happen.
>>218735570Casius Clay
>>218735499He's not really gone, right?
>>218734551RIP, legend>>218734792Damn this one hits
>>218734551damn rip big bro
rip hero
>>218734551Rest in PeaceI loved Walker, Texas Ranger and Invasion USA
>>218735313Has he imprinted the Christ fish symbol from the bottom of his boot into Charles Darwin’s head… Americans are fucking weird
Chuck Norris didn't die. He simply decided it was time to fight God
>>218735527
>>218734551Did he ever actually do anything of value other than appearing in memes?No, Walker Texas Ranger is not something of valueRip in pieces though
RIP legendhttps://youtu.be/NTJXKGOgN-k
Why are vaxtards so defensive and upset whenever it’s questioned if a celebrity was vaxxed whenever one of these mysterious deaths happen?It’s almost like they’re scared to ask questions and want us all just to “trust the science”
>>218734642Teared up a bit not gonna lie
>>218734551>literal dead memeF
>>218734658You'd better be an ageing millennial, posting like that.
>>218734551FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>218734551CUM IN MY MOUTH MASSA OOOOH MAKE ME SQUIRT
>>218735641well played
He's now guarding the heavens. They needed him more.
>>218734956>who spent his life trying to make life worse for every minority except mormons.Stop it, I'm already sad enough as it is.
>>218734551Chuck Norris doesn't pay the ferryman. The ferryman pays Chuck Norris.
>>218734551Chucky I hardly knew ye
MOST UNDERRATED NORRIS FILM?For me it's...> Braddock: Missing in Action 3
>>218734551RIP.
>>218734721>Vaxxed?pic related
>>218734792https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do5s0MQvF9s
I heard on the news this morning that he'd only been taken to the hospital. What the fuck happened in that time?
>>218734551There goes another legend.RIP
>>218734930Are there even any left?
>>218735739he was in a Bruce Lee movie
>>218734658Winrar
>>218734551Big F.
>>218735552>kike supporter>heaven
>>218735735>time to fight GodGod's been dead since Nietzsche killed him, anon.
Very respectful F, he will be missed
>>218735583He isn't dead, he simply left our realm to Play Videogames with God and his old pals.>>218735654Someone needs to find a working paradox capable time machine and make sure the world's culture and internet stick with the late 90's early 2000's millenium and 90's core for at least 30 years, and make sure to bring a lot of ammo to stop WTC, Dale's death and zannardi's gruesome accident of ever happening.
>>218734551rest in peace, dark times ahead for a world without chuck norris.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1ryx0li/chuck_norris_action_icon_and_walker_texas_ranger/>The commentsWhat the fuck is their problem
>>218735775He died
DamnGonna buy a 6 pack and drink in his honor
RIP legend
What do you think is his best performance?
>>218734551/a/ here!Rest in Peace Legend.
>>218734551ITS NOT TRUE!ITS IMPOSSIBLE!
>>218735786He'll revive god and then kill him again.
Time goes by too fast and seeing people like this die really puts into perspective that all of our deaths will come. Where is the immortality technology? What is Bezos and Musk doing fuckign with space travel?
SAFEANDEFFECTIVE
>>218734551Chuck Norris didn't die, he just got a stunt double for his death scene
>>218735773>not even Chuck Norris tanked the jabGrim.
>>218734658>>21873468810/10
>>218734551I miss the YouTube poop videos with chuck
>>218735798Brainrot
Maybe we all died, and this is hell. Chuck just lifted the veil.
In then end, we all return to the soil.
>>218734551Rip legend Everyone post his best momentshttps://youtu.be/NlTyJhbTxxo?si=3zA_mUTvq1E8dS0Z
>>218734721Fuck youDie in a fire you loser
>>218735806you would drink anyway you alcoholic fuck
>>218734551The USA is now in danger of being invaded... R.I.P.
>>218735745I need to dig out my Chuck Norris figures.
>>218735798same shit that happens here if a woke guy dies
>>218734551>jabbedlmao
>>218734551the hero of barrens chatRIP
>>218734551f
>>218735641WHO DELIVERED A KICKWHICH COULD SHATTER BONES
>>218734551Huge FRIP. Internet legend
>>218735798Millennial college education brainrot
>>218735817Immortality sounds gay honestlyI just hope that I can die surrounded by my loved ones
>>218735816Fair enough.
Chuck Norris doesn't find the cool side of the pillow, the pillow finds the cool side of Chuck Norris.
we lost another one MAGA bros ... he could have fought for Israel alone but now we might have to join the war ourselves
>>218735584I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR
>>218735121Yes, maybe look up how bacteria can be spread via aerosol you dumb fuck
>>218735768Logan's War: Bound by Honor. He is not even the protagonist, but he delivers the best scene in the movie.
what if instead of chuck norris he was cuck norris
>>218734976>all the edgy kids from those sites who are in their 20s now and spend all day shitposting here crying that not enough respect has been shown to their memelord>CHUCK NORRIS SIMPLY WALKS INTO MORDOR ;_;
>>218734551Rest in peace, LEGEND.
>>218735798Apparently Norris was MAGA, so he's literally an evil nahzee who should burn in hell for eternity.
>>218734658Toasting an epic bread
Just bought the Missing In Action trilogy in his honor. Sucks to lose another masculine action hero legend
The ultimate orgy raped him to death
>>218735864STRAIGHT TO CROWNOF THE CHRISTIAN GOD'S DOME
chuck's fuck and suck
>>218735852redditor fuck!
>>218735841nah, i don't even drink 6 packs, i usually only drink on special occasions, but i feel especially american today
>>218735527indeed F
>>218735852Actually we do it before they die too
>>218734658we truly live in a simulation
>>2187354952000s internet was comfy. I miss it.
>>218735903Stop pretending that you are above this, especially on this site
>>218735123You won't do shit you fat fuck lmao
>random magafag diesAnd i should care because?
I had a dream last night that Sylvester Stallone died and now this happens? What does it mean?
>being this desperate for attention
Should I watch Walker, Texas Ranger?
>>218734658One internet, sir
>>218734782they were unfunny even back then in a so bad its good kinda way, larper.t. 33 year old that was around back then
>>218735903As if those same comments wouldn't be here if he was an outspoken leftie instead. Who gives a shit.
>>218735798>reddit
>>218734551Azrael is out of a job.RIP
Chuck Norris once round house kicked the extra chromosome out of a person with down syndrome
>>218734551Rest in pepperoni
>>218734551The good 'ol days won't come back bros....
>>218735936I am above you. I already donated thousands to Israel out of my own pocket, and I will join the war to fight Palestinians.
End of an era
damn, R.I.P.
F. Man, lost another icon from my childhood.
>>218734658You win
>>218734551Rip john candy
>>218734551RIP legend
Did they say what was wrong with him? Dude was healthy as an ox and could have lived to be 500.
>>218734551Yeehaw in Heaven, old cowboy
Chuck Norris can make fish drown.RIP Chuck aka "Walker".
One of yours was really rude to me on /v/ so I'm here to tell you that I'm not angry at all but you deserve the upcoming nugow live adaptation for your crimes against me. Also rip.
>>218735593>i don't go to the barber either.We could infer that pretty easily neckbeard
>>218734551rip
>>218735941Because another willingly kikeslave burns in the clutches of Moloch today. Rejoice.
>>218735847based
The good ones go and we are left with the trash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NyYoADdOgMF
>>218735798fauxmoi is a sub for "you just did a racism" fat leftist redditors
Real legend, my mom loved himRIP
>>218734551Doesn't feel real
>>218735946I can't say for sure but it'll probably be a lot better than anything out these past 10 years alone.I'm just wondering if it would be possible to torrent that and maybe Miami Vice
>>218736004His hair looks like a wig that was stitched on
Go watch "Breaker Breaker".Its kind of like "Rambo First blood", where a local small town sherrif and Judge are on a power trip and messes with the wrong guy, but instead of going inna woods like Rambo, chuck norris trucker freinds show up and run over the whole fucking evil town. Drive right through the judges house and flatten everything.According to Chuck, it was his fathers favorite movie.
>stickied immediatelyMy /tv/ morale is lifted.
Whenever a celebrity dies my dad always calls me and panics about mortality. It's weird to me that some people actually don't want to die
>>218734551KWABRest in piss
chuck norris has been dead for 20 years, the grim reaper has only just built up the courage to tell him
>>218736004Steven is a far better martial artist than chuck fraudris
70-80's action heroes are no longer save...
RIP in peace Texas Ranger
>>218734721probably had the 28th shoot already
>>218734706I thought it was the funniest shit too.
>>218734551Rip o7
>>218735308He died 10 years ago, but death didn't have the balls to tell him
HOLY FUARKF
>>218734551Nope
>the original ultimate showdown video on youtube is dead>there's only a 4k reuploadthis is bullshit
>>218734551huge F
RIP big fella
Uhm actually he killed Death
fhis movies sucked besides way of the dragon but he was a meme legend
Chuck Norris didn't join MAGA, he joined MIGA!
>>218734861>0.00016 shekel has been deposited to your account. Keep up the good fight, my gentile supersoldier!
>>218736035It's a wierd feelingOn one hand>once you die, you dieBut...>nobody wants to die without feeling fulfilled
Sneed Norris
>>218734658:'<
>>218736005kill yourself furnigger
>>218734551Im just saying, we all gotta band together as a united world and find a way to stop Father Time. This is bullshit and I am SICK and TIRED of living under his reign
Don't care.
>>218735946It can be very funny
He's next...
>>218735838
Lone Wolf McQuade was alright
>>218735584>>218735622>>218735891
Worst part about getting old is seeing everyone else around you get old and die. When will my suffering end?
>>218736040>my fraud is more genuine than your fraud
My respects to the man who will get a round of applause up above
Chuck Norris didn't die, he achieved gnosis
>>218736030I've been actually meaning to watch Miami Vice. For some reason I've never really watched it. Maybe it was shown on a channel that we didn't get or simply wasn't rerun when I was a bit older.
>>218736062>he didn't download the swf file on his PCngmi
>>218736095>everyone needs to know that I don’t careWhat causes this? Is it as simple as mommy never hugging you?
Before Grim Reaper goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. Today he has found it :'(RIP, another one of my childhood heroes gone
>>218736128no one is perfect, not even chuck
>>218736099He's only 60, he still has some life in himR-right?
Chuck killed Death so now he has to take Death's place.
>>218734658
>>218736128Hello, reset tranny
ANON BELOW ME SUCKS COCK, ASK HIM FOR HEAD
>>218736114well imagine being 86 or whatever chuck was, almost everyone he ever knew was dead, not just celebrities etcnot looking forward to it
>>218734658YOU GLORIOUS SONUVABITCH!!!!
CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T DIE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS, DEATH FEARS THE CHUCK NORRIS.
>>218736114Talk about itMy parents are in their 60s and my last grandparent died at 95 almost two weeks ago.I'll be 30 next yearAnd of course the world is going to hell
>>218736128This is why nobody likes you.
>>218734551What was the last thing he was even in?Regardless RIP to a legend. Defined an entire era of internet culture.
time marches onmemento mori
Burn the redditors
So who’s gonna step up and tell the funniest memorial joke?
>>218734746>>218734752>>218734934>>218735839jews mad
>>218734658Too real man
>>218736128You’re also going to die except everyone will be happy
>>218736128he also said he was against the Jan 6thers though, he wasn't a cultist just a guy who wanted a secure border and didn't like the DEI shit.
>>218734658Chuck Norris went down with the entire universe
We lost a real one today fellow MIGAs
>>218736144>everyone needs to know that this person i have a parasocial relationship with is deadWhat causes this? Is it as simple as mommy never hugging you?
>>218736062>not watching it on Newgrounds
>>218735936>>218735956>b-but whataboutYour mask is slipping.
>>218734551The end of an era
You could say... his time got chucked short
How does he go from this:https://www.instagram.com/p/DVtiSHbETbX/To dying a week later?
>>218735946Yes, memes aside, there are some genuinely well written episodes, like the one were some nutjobs try to blow up oil rigs to save the environment.
>>218736085t. beta libtard faggot
>>218735654I'll lift up your spirit by telling you, these people aren't real; they are bots designed to enrage you. (And they succeeded).
>it's actually realWhat the fuck
>>218736099Stallone or Arnold are going to croak first, and that's an extremely grim reminder.
>>218736095i care
>>218734861>libtardsjews can't be right wingif you stand with pissrael you're a commie
He seemed a very respectable person , I really wish he lived his life fully, enjoying good moments around the people he liked and cared about. One thing that makes me value him apart from his movies is that whenever moviemakers , and other hollywood people started to mock Bruce Lee , Chuck always defended the guy and his legacy. I mean, he didnt have to , Bruce has been gone for decades now, but Chuck always defended Bruce's work ethic , efforts and legacy.
>>218734658Blast from the past
The jokes and memes were never that funny but they were a product of their internet era and take me back to better times, RIP. This got me thinking that with all these famous old actors dying, there's nobody to replace them. We'll soon enter an era with 0 good actors or musicians, just a bunch of nepo babies making remakes of old IPs.
Is "Code of silence" a good watch bros? Gotta watch some Chuck kino ASAP
>>218736183see >>218734658 >>218734688 >>218734705
This is the end of an internet era, a time when the internet was innocent
>>218735768Fun Fact, In Brazil the name Missing in Action wouldn't fly, so they renamed the movie to the most baddass name ever madeBraddock - Super Commando
>>218736114When you die the suffering will end
pouring one out
>>218734658that explains everything, that magnificent bastard.
Fuck There goes a legend
>>218734551A few hours ago, NASA observed a small metal object flying through deep space, beyond the outer reaches of the solar system. That's how the world learned Chuck Norris kicked the bucket.
>>218736016>you just did a xWhy do they speak like this? Gas zoomers
>>218736128Based. Rest in Piss kike
>>218734551Guy punch
>>218734658basado
>>218734658Fuck, and I was so young...Well played Chuck. Hope to see you one day again, Space Cowboy.
>>218734658Reminder that Chuck Norris memes were originally Vin Diesel memes.
>>218736128based all trumptards get the rope
>>218734551He’s sucking MAGA cocks in hellrest in piss
>>218734721Based
He didn't dieHe just evolved into Sneed Norris
>>218736218>two innocent FAFO Libtard
>>218736218>innocent
>>218735670> and made the exact same jokes into Chuck Norris jokes for some retarded reasonConan O’Brian was really popular on the 2000s era internet and he had a Walker Texas Ranger lever gag where he’d randomly play clips of the show because they could show it without paying residuals. This is where the memes started.
>>218736193He was a huge jew lover. The world is better off without him.
Keep on killing communists, Chuck.
Press F to do a Roman Salute to fellow MIGA member Chuck Norris
Do you remember the WoW commercial? It was kino: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGisxNm6ybQ
>>218736114The worst part about being that old is you have nothing to look forward to anymore because you know you could die at any moment or just have a bad fall and that’s it. Like>oh GTA 7 is coming out soon I can’t wait for thatNo, you’re probably not gonna play it or see the release
>>218736095Same. Only faggots care when another faggot dies.
>>218736250fuck thats a good funeral joke
>>218734658W-what? That can't be...
>>218736218"Innocent" agitators who gave up their lives for scamming somalians. Yeah, forgive me if I don't shed a tear for these useful idiots.
>>218734551Internet has been dead for a while, this is just the final nail in the coffin.RIP Legend.
im 33 my life is over
>>218735564I never thought I would see mat seihei no slave in a chuck norris eulogy post
>Zombie Plane is an upcoming Australian action comedy film directed by Lav Bodnaruk and Michael Mier about a government organisation's efforts to prevent a zombie outbreak using high-profile celebrities.>It stars an ensemble cast that includes Chuck Norris, Vanilla Ice, and Sophie Monk as fictitious versions of themselves. A press release on the film stated that it "uses comedy, the zombie genre and '90s nostalgia as a vehicle, to comment on pop-culture as much as it feeds it".>This film was Norris' final role before passing away in March 2026.
>>218736040Chuck was legitSteven shitgal was always scared shitless of putting himself into a shoot against him and JCVD because they would expose his Aikido degree as fraud.
>>218735430Mr T vs everything.
And here comes the Tranny Discord...
FChuck Norris jokes to me represent a time when the Internet was more fun and everything wasn't all about clout, money, and politics like it mostly is now.
>>218734926>Chunk Norris once threw a grenade and killed 5 people, and then the grenade exploded
>>218736309tranime and maga overlap like a perfect circle
>>218736217>every old celebrity in a room>death at the door>Chuck Norris faces him>"to get to them you got to get through me . . . "now watch them all go down like bowling pinsclintnicholsonde niropacinoscorsesestallonearniejohn williamsno-one is safe
>>218736218bad bait
>Hogan>Itagaki>Norris
>>218736284>le communism is…LE BAD!!!Hey yall, the /ptg/tards are here!
His cowboy ass got kickedBy the grim reaperRIP
> Lone Wolf McQuadeVery Good to Great-ish> Missing In ActionDecent> Braddock - Missing In Action 3Good to Very Good> Code of SilenceGood> Expendables 2Good
>>218736312Holy fuck this looks like shit.
F TO THE HEROTHE LEGEND
>>218734658Can’t believe this is still going on
Chuck Norris didn’t simply die he was reborn as Baby Sneed
RIP Chuck. Some of your movies aren't completely terrible. People mainly just remember you for jokes making fun of you. Walker is alright though.
This is the oldest Chuck Norris joke I have saved. Internet Explorer used to play gifs back at half speed. It's him getting domed with an oar. RIP to a real one.
chuck norris jokes were good man
>>218736322You retards are seriously crying because this retard maga jew fag died? you can't be serious omfg
>>218734658Omegalulz man
I used to watch Walker Texas Ranger with my grandfather who I visited in Italy. He was a boxer so he loved watching any TV shows or movies with fights and also loved watching boxing and the WWE. He would pass out at midnight watching Texas Ranger reruns and as a kid I had to wake him up at the end when Chuck Norris would fight people. He watched Wrestlemania with me once and my dad came in and mocked it for being fake and my grandfather argued with him saying it was real until he punched my dad in the face and almost broke his nose. RIP grandpa hope you are hanging out with Chuck now.
>>218736322RIP to a legend o/ (that's me doing the Roman salute)
>>218735407based, and thank you for your service
>>218734721Digits and you get gangraped by a pack of Somalis tonight
My friend texted a reply to me. Good thing we are having great breakthroughs in cancer research because we no longer have access to Chuck Norris's tears.
>>218736040LOL. Chuck Norris was a legitimate Karate World Champion. Steven Seagal is a fraud who got choked by Gene LeBell until he crapped his pants.
>>218734706Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom
>>218734551He was so cool, rest in peace
Here from /v/ to pay my respects. Chuck Norris was an absolute fucking legend and his passing leaves a hole in all of our hearts (or at least the hearts of the people that matter anyway). We can only hope to live up to his teachings and carry his torch onwards.Rest in peace, Mr. Chuck Norris
>>218736322Sneed NorrisFormerly Alive
>>218736261When Vin Diesel donates blood, he doesn't ask for a nurse, just a gun and a bucket
>>218734658Legendary.
>>218736339every commie should be killed with no remorse, cope and dilate commie faggot you deserve to be killed.
>>218736322Oy vey!!!!!Shut it down
>>218736389Hello fellow nazibro! Much love all welcomed here!
RIP. Glad to see Chuck Norris jokes being made in his honor.
RIP chuck
>>218734551I press Fm not for Chuck, but for everyone else as we are the ones to left this world
>>218735039welcome to being 30+
>>218734658true
>>218736364Some of us have not been brainrotted by partisan politics and can mourn a cultural icon.
>>218736359>Some of your movies aren't completely terribleLone Wolf McQuade is genuinely very good with a fantastic score.https://youtu.be/NLLm4TbxZmo
>>218735936>>218735956>you’d do the same!The lefts insanity radicalized many. They started this shit show.
Somewhere in hell Satan is wondering why the Doom music just kicked in
>>218734551Rest in Peace, man.
>politics has infected all discussion that it can't even be set aside for Chuck Norris's deathWhat a grim timeline
>>218736218If youre legit leftoid and bring this crap into this thread youre a niggerIf youre just baiting youre a niggerEither way kys
Norris hated commies so or course they're seething like spanked children over him being honored
>tfw Hulk Hogan is sucking your cock and Chuck Norris drops down and starts licking your balls
>>218736404This except replace commie with jew
>>218736436Well at least we have good gas price and don't have to die for Israel now.
>>218736428>a cultural icon.shitty dad humor is not iconic
>>218734551Damn, that sucks
>>218736322yfw Chuck went out personally riding a moab missle right into an Iranian military base where they had their nuclear assets
>>218734642If I had an account like this I'd ask my family to post in the first person e.g. "Well damn, I seem to have come down with a bad case of dead. Fortunately I've got Verizon here; my agent tells me I'll still be in the next 2 Avengers flicks, thanks to CGI and AI. Also, Robin Williams says hi and to keep Andy Dick alive as long as possible.
>>218736004an unfortunate fact of life
>>218734551>I see dead people.
RIPMods please embed The Eyes of The Ranger
>>218736364Normal people mourn the death of celebrities they liked, while unhinged leftists immediately look up their politics.Meanwhile, unhinged leftists mourn pieces of shit like >>218736218
>>218736452Obama is to blame for this, we need a time machine asap.
>>218736339what a tranny response
Anyone nostalgic for the 2007 - 2013 "random" era of internet? Or 2006 - 2008 when the internet was really accessible and fast, but it hadn't blown up yet.
>>218736364America answers to Israel, Israel answers to Chuck Norris.
>Lefties showing up just to seetheWhy do you guys always celebrate when anyone who even mildly disagrees with you dies? I don't see righties do this as much when left-leaning celebrities (most of them) kick the bucket.
>sticky>only 1k repliesIt's dead, Jim.
>>218736480Barry really ruined the world.
>>218736218most based post rn
>/tv/ mourns "apolitical" actor>looks him up>MAGAHmm quite the centrist board.
>>218734551I would be afraid to be in the afterlife now
I bet i could beat chud norris in a fight. He's just a performative guy.
>>218736428>cultural iconMeh. Shitty jokes that got spammed in WoW chat aren't really culture. I remember them fondly though for being from a better time.
>>218734551Chuck isn't dead, he's just settling the score
>>218736503nigger
>>218736493because they are demented
>>218736364>Zoomer is so obsessed with politics that it seeps into every single aspect of his life and controls all of his opinions about everything
>>218734551SHe was a Republican
I'm not shook. I've read the Bible, I know what's gonna happen in 3 days
Quit replying to retards celebrating, retards. Miserable and bitter people will always be miserable and bitter. Let them stew in their own hatred and negativity. Chuck Norris was a legend loved by everyone. Whatever a handful of edgy contrarian faggots say in an anonymous message board hardly matters
>86 just a fucking kid
>>218736504anon, this board hasn't been centrist since maybe 2012
>>218736499
>>218736480Chcuk actually tried to warn ushttps://youtu.be/7ud3pK5Wa90?si=oDvGGgaph0oECWOJ
>>218736504>/tv/ mourns actor>looks him>he drank water>hitler also drank waterCOINCIDENCE!? I THINK NOT!
>>218734721Chuck Norris got the covid vaccine and it actually worked.
>>218734807Fucking based. I haven't thought about that song in like 15 years bro, but now its stuck in my head
>>218736521is papa john's day of reckoning finally coming to pass??
>>218735817There’s a massive gap between getting things to propel beyond the atmosphere and undoing how aging works or cells degrade. You can get an organ transplant that by all means should work and your body can still reject it and you fucking die. We can try to break down our anatomy into parts we can replace to restore it but it’s not a linear fix and we’re probably no closer to immortality than people thousands of years ago.
So this is why leftists are so unlikeable
NOOOOOOOOOOOORIP
>>218736487No. Wypipo were WAY too comfortable with themselves back then.
>>218736493Hey I just hate the jews. For me this has nothing to do with politics.
>>218735100You're making a scene
>>218736464>things that also existed under ObamaThat has nothing to do with the lefts further mounting insanity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrzKT-dFUjE
>>218736511nice one, lol
>>218736511Bruce Lee > Jet Li > Donnie Yen > ... > maggots > maggots' poop > Chuck Norris
he was one of those "vaccines cause autism" retards. rest in piss
Chuck didn't die, he just sold the store
>>218734551That's impossible, that means that WE died
>>218736041Is this a real photo?
guess he wasn't such a legendary tough guy after all huh
>>218734551Chuck Norris drinks napalm to cure his heartburn
It's over
>>218734658holy shit
Did Chuck Norris like pastel colored horses?
>>218736511A rematch of the ages.
My evening is free. Recommend me three of his best movies to watch.
>>218736523we haven't told "do not feed the trolls" enough
>>218734551Oh damn. You weren't kidding.F
His last infomercial about regulating my bowel movements will always stay with me
the original chad
https://youtu.be/d55RUgUbW3g
>>218734551Rest in peace Chuck, condolences to his family and friends.Greetings from /v/.
>>218734551rip chuck
>>218736502Facebook ruined it, everything from 2007 ruined itThough WTC was the main culprit of thisid take the old days with the retards celebrating his death stuck in a shitty college cafeteria mocked by the jocks and nerds than them shitting the internet with bots claiming to be "the majority".>>218736608Lone Wolf MacQuadeMissing in ActionInvasion USADelta Force 1 and 2
>>218734658win.rarGone are the days of old....
/mu/ reporting inF
>>218736523Nooo leave my POS kike celebrity alone!1!1
>>218734658The Internet. You won it.
>>218736579BASED
>>218734551F for the Man
>>218736594Of course.
>>218736625/v/ is so gay they deleted the Chuck Norris thread and let my witcher 3 thread get archived
We're all going to die aren't we bros
>>218736523Much love fellow nazi. We love all Bibi slaves equally here.
>>218736511Imagine getting to heaven and suddenly you're ripped and in your 30's and Bruce Lee is standing in front of you ready for a fight that will last the rest of eternity
>>218736603He is a legend and is loved by everyone who is not a terminally online Zoomer
>>218736603I would snap you gay little neck faggot, you are just scum not some righteous good guy faggot.
>>218736452>Only 10 years ago people would have just done a couple of Chuck Norris memes, said RIP and moved on>If they didnt care they wouldn't have mentioned anything rather than have to loudly declare they didn't care.>Now its politics digging
Fucking legend. Rest in Peace
>>218734658A winrar is you
>>21873625010/10
rip bozoone less dumbass GOP boomer stealing oxygen
>>218734551Chuck Norris didn't die.He just decided it was time to go to heaven.
What's your favorite Chuck Norris joke?>When Chuck Norris goes to heaven and meet Hitler, he doesn't do the nazi salute. Hitler does it to him.
>>218736603Why are you people even on this website?
>>218736603Fig. 4
>>218734551FUCKING F
>>218736633>Though WTC was the main culprit of thisWTC had nothing to do with this. It was 100% the internet and social media. If you want to use 9/11 like as a time point for before and after fine but the actual event didn't do shit. US being connected easily and misinformation spreading all day every day and bad actors abusing that is what got us here. Every garbage far left social issue would have no legs if not for the internet
Invasion USA taught me everything I ever needed to know about commies
>>218736474I laffed lol
the thread is moving so fast no one will see that i jerk off to my grandma
>>218736395kek
/vr/ Anon reporting inRIP Legend.
>>218734551So he finally gave death permission to take him.F
>>218736681no you can't that because of shitty boomer jokes from 30 years ago
I'D MAKE FUN OF WALKER TEXAS RANGER BUT I'VE NEVEE EVEN SEEN THAT SHOW
>>218736656word on the street is that MOST anons here will die tomorrow.
Rip you legend
>>218734551FI guess he grew tired of how shit this world's become and chose to New Game+
he was a right wing chud tho, good riddanceS
>>218736005Bless you furGod
communists really are nothing but human scum unworthy of life.
>>218734551the interwebz will never be the samethank you chuck
>>218736472>>218736473>10:59:07>10:59:07LITERAL HIVEMIND
Play World of Warcraft
>>218736702don't say that and not share some pics you faggot
RIP in piss chuddie :-)
>>218735313I get everyone else but what's batman doing there
>>218736689leftoid trannies are desperate for attention
Wtf I thought he was immortalRIP
vaxx status???
>>218734658zomg
>>218736748bait
>>218736689they love to 'shit on 4keks' despite continuing to use the imageboard religiouslyit's mental illness anon
>>218734706Anal [Magic Missile]
>>218736603Kill yourself nigger lover nigger
>>218736737>>218736473>>218736472
>>218735531>>Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.This used to bust my guts in middle school. I told this joke to everyone I knew and still thought it was hilarious. Fuck, what a great joke.
>>218734551RIP Chuck! You were an American, original, hero, institution, folklore, legend, icon, and most important an American Christian! Prayers to your family.
>>218735591Read it again.
he's burning in hell. Fucking chud
>>218734956Supremely based. Shitskins and trannoid freaks deserve nothing but death
RIP to a real oneMay he continue to fight the good fight in death against the forces of evil like he did in life.
>>218735773Every single time. >Warned my parents against getting the death jab>They ignore me>Dad dies of heart attack after a perfect checkup the year before>Mom gets a heart murmur and now has to take a lot of medicine
>>218734658BASED
Unironically sounds like he was on vacation in Hawaii and ate something super greasy and it gave him a heart attack. My dad is also really fit and a greasy burger almost got him
NO
I am inspired to go to the coffee shop where redditors hang out and whoop some ass today, RIP Chuck.
>>218734551Thrive in Heaven, Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee was better than you, but you were still good and based. I still love reading about Chuck Norris jokes to this day because Chuck Norris jokes are a soulful meme of the early internet.
>leftshits have nothing better to do than seethe over Chuck fucking Norris of all people>I didn't even know he was a republican until I read it hereLmao leftshits truly are an astonishing group of subuhmans. What kind of loser do you have to be to happy about the death of an a-political celebrity simply because he didn't vote the way you did? As if 99% of hollywood agreeing with you isn't enough.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Chuck Norris would have whooped Bruce Lee's ass and deported him if Trump asked.
>leftists are about to destroy all good will the past few months have bought them by screeching about Chuck Norris and spitting on his grave
>>218736792Chuck Norris voluntarily went to Hell to kill the devil and run it himself
>>218736653/v/ jannies are uncultured swines, Chuck was in his prime before they ever got the role. I don't see the thread purge being necessary if anons are talking about cameos or appearances in video games, its not that different from video game e-celeb threads that get to live for longer these days.
Meh, he was a maga chuddie. Another one bites the dust
>>218736664stfu nigger. I'd easily crush both (You) and chud norris irl.
>>218736804>the one thing that can kill Chuck Norris is american foodthat's a lol and might I add, a lmao
>>218734658Genuinely touching
>>218734551Goodbye, my king
Chuck Norris isn't pushing up daisies. He's pushing down earth so the daisies pop up.
>>218734658Damn, live on, Chuck.
Chuck Norris is killno
>>218736834I wonder what granny pussy and ass smell like
>>218736577>those commentsalso why has no one checked those 7s yet?
>>218736832Exactly.
>>218736839But the Devil is in the white house
>>218736836Bruce Lee couldn't even make it to his 40's
>>218734724Aren't you a gay tranny?
>>218734551Not a big loss for /tv/
>>218735159Funnily enough, even though I was around during the height of Chuck Norris memes, I've never actually seen Walker Texas Ranger, Way of the Dragon, or any Chuck Norris shit
>>218736837It's funny that the people who make politics their entire life have 0 political savy.
MIGA CHUDDIE IS IN THE GRAVE TONIGHTEVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>218736885damn vaxx claimed another one
>>218735633>I'd like to die in my sleep tonight.Yo mama
Chuck Norris requested his body to be shot into the sun to power it for another trillion years
>>218736379Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms because that would imply there is such a thing as protection from Chuck Norris
>>218736748Your skin is the color of shit
>>218736804greasy burgers are honestly extremely dangerous and should be outlawed
A good MAGAt is a dead MAGAt
>>218734551He's teaching karate to angels now
Let's get Chuck to 45k replies!!!!
>>218734658TRUTH NUKE
My old BJJ coach was Richard Norton, who died less than a year ago as well. He and Chuck were best friends, where Chuck was even his best man at his wedding.Sorta weird they died so close to each other.
>>218734551once again dumb fucking liberals shitting on him for being a racist bigot. stay away from social media
Now who will defend anime?
>>218734792>barrens chatHoly fuck someone on /tv/ knows about that
>218735082>218735096>218735097>218735101>218735118>218735128>218735149>218735178>218735225>218735229>218735231>218735256>218735259>218735261>218735291>218735311>218735371>218735399>218735404>218735426>218735427>218735437>218735594>218735597>218735632>218735694>218735696>218735754>218735863>218735865>218735887>218735925>218735927>218735938>218736012>218736058>218736081>218736143>218736294>218736324>218736327>218736401>218736451>218736492>218736613>218736646>218736713>218736725>COWWA DOODYYou will never be oldfags
When you're in Texas look behind you.... 'cause that's where the rangers gonna be.
>>218736891Honestly, neither have I. I still remember Chuck Norris memes from 2004 and 2005 though. The early internet was so soulful.
>>218736917>kike worshipper>heavenHe's being torn apart by demons right now.
RIP dad always said that he was friends with him for some reason
>>218736935>tranime >>>/a/
>>218736726you're a brown tranny
RIP king>>218736837They did the same thing with Hulk Hogan kek. I bet redditards will also celebrate his death.
>>218736935>boomers pissed and shit themselves when reading this
>>218734551>>218734551RIP SNEED HOLY FUCKING SHIT
never watched a singel movie or series featuring him. but i do remember hearing chuck norris facts in my school playyard, a piece of my childhood died today.bruce willis is probably next do to his health, fuck
>>218734658bros...
an icon from a simpler time with less perverted memes RIPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ5w4MkFofc
>>218736935Last good anime was Cross Ange 12 years ago.Anime is dead mate
Vexed status?
>>218734658Reddit
>vaxx promoter He deserved it for defying TrumpAnother one died to the Trump curse
>>218736909Yours is the color of off white semen
>Ozzy>Mini-Me>Now Chuck Bros, the WoW curse is real, keep an eye on Mr T
>>218736959I just did too
F LEGENDwhat should i watch today in his honor?
>>218736970What about Kowloon Generic Romance tho?
>>218736603even niggers loved chuck
>>218736543KEK
>>218734551they finally got him
>>218734551Aw fuck! God rest him. R.I.P.Gonna watch Firewalker today for sure. I always liked Walker Texas Ranger too. And of course, The Way of the Dragon.Goodnight, legend.(your Atari 2600 sucked balls though)
>>218735029Not as dead as Chuckles
>>218736970>Cross Ange>good
RIP Chuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIYZVSElmj4&list=RDNIYZVSElmj4
>>218734551When you post >Vaxxed?it makes normal faggots seethe so hard because deep down they know they are sheep conned into killing themselves voluntarily.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRubWc5t3f8
god made Chuck Norris immortalso Chuck Norris decided to died
One finally nazi salute for fellow MAGA membero /May God Emperor Trump have a special place for him in Heaven.
>>218734658:'(
>leftist celebrity dies>"man I didn't like his politics, but I respect the man. F">conservative celebrity dies >"SSSS FUCKIN CHUD ROT IN PISS"Shows you the difference between the two sides
He just moved on to a less gay timeline. RIP
>Only 1 "Goodbye, my king" ITTSickening how this board has fallen off.
>>218736923Their generation is simply getting so old that most of them start dropping off. Sucks, really, but that's life (and death).
>>218734551Death had to take him sleeping, cause if he'd been awake there would have been a fight
For me, it's Invasion USARIP Chuck
Next you’re gonna tell me I should have mourned Charlie Kirk
>>218734551Barrens memorial
>>218735159really kick-ass action films in the 70s and 80s, kind of coasted on image in teleslop afterward, but very much an American institution embodying our more noble conceptsCode of Silence is like the one proper film he was in, actually pretty good and on Prime right now
>>218736832They all became "religious" out of nowhere.But then the retards shitting this thread are all shartrannies and reddit tourist bots from india.>>218736964Clint is nearly 100 by now>>218736970>Cross Ange>GoodSomeone send this fag to be torched at turtle bay.
>>218734861>libtaurds fragileMeanwhile the MIGA president starts wars over not getting peace prizes and sues people for saying things he doesn't like.
>>218734551NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>218737049Only brown trannies hate Saint Kirk
>people are actually mourning this chudincredible
>>218736981Both Chuck Norris and Mr. T were Gen X icons that millennials were memed into thinking were cool.
>>218736981This whole ad campaign was great, Nu Blizz could never have that much sovl
>>218737035>"man I didn't like his politics, but I respect the man. F"This never happens. People here were loling when Reiner got killed.
>>218737070>using an AI summary grim
>>218736981Oh, right, I forgot Ozzy. Thanks.
>>218736935He went to kill her in hell
>>218737050I expected to see this on /v/ not /tv/. Wow.
>>218735531Still made me chuckle
>>218737070nothing wrong with that, people like you had a chance and squandered it. Your time is over and is never coming back.
>>218737017Cross Ange is an amazing anime that was well ahead of it's time. We need a second season asap.
>>218734956I already told you he's based, you didn't have to convince me
>>218737050What realm? I'm on Whitemane and there's almost nobody in the Barrens.
>>218737090Mr T was cool before, only faggots like Roddy Piper hated him.
>>218735483>What were Chuck Norris' political beliefs?Chuck died with trump in office, Iran war and endless gibs to isreal. Damn, Chuck ruined his own country, typical boomer. He's in Hell shadow boxing the devil.
In one episode of Walker Texas Ranger, he helped a Gypsy who called him AngelF
MODs please play the Delta Force theme song by Alana Silvestri. https://youtu.be/06Uu4CRKj1o
>>218737070DEAVH TO FAGGOTS
>>218737070Fag marriage was so unpopular Democrats had to get it passed it through the courts instead of legislation because it kept getting voted down, even fucking Californians repeatedly voted no
>>218736802>>218735826>>218735773It’s fake, it was Robert Duvall that said that.
>>218737134>nigger>coolWhy are leftists so deranged? This is a white man's funeral.
There are a total of 5 people on this entire website right now who were here when Chuck Norris memes were relevant.Fuck off pretending you were one of them. Fucking newfags.
>>218736950Demons of what faith exactly?
>>218734721based, vaxxies and jews stay mad >>218735773lol kwab
>reddit salivating over his death for having non-reddit approved opinionsI hope every redditor suffers locked-in syndrome and gets left in front of a television to watch nothing but Trump speeches.
>>218734551https://youtu.be/hZCEBMJUd6shttps://gematriaeffect.news/dianne-holecheck-ex-wife-of-chuck-norris-dies-at-84-on-the-winter-solstice-december-21-2025/https://gematriaeffect.news/chuck-norris-dead-shortly-after-his-wife-march-19-2026-shortly-after-the-release-of-the-new-the-wrecking-crew/
>>218737111/v/ is just a bunch of pedotrannies
>>218735203I can't believe they both died from erotic asphyxiation
>>218736328kek, classic
>>218737035Hmmm
>>218734551Fuck...
>>218734792>Peak barrens chat was 20 years agoRIP Chuck, my grandad really liked Texas Walker Ranger. Was one every time we visited.
>>218734551Rest in peace. I saw the news about him going into the hospital last night, was praying it wouldn't be the end. This one really hurts, Chuck Norris was a legend.
>>218734551All the revolving doors he slammed finally caught up to him
>>218737167For me? It was The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
>>218737168Demons are extra-dimensional aliens. The more you know.
>>218737153Sounds pretty similar to a recent event…
>>218737111>expecting video games on /v/waste of trips
>>218734658HOLY BAS- I MEANEPIC FOR THE WINLONGCAT IS LONGIMMA FIRIN MALAYSIAYOU JUST WON THEINTERNETZTHE GAMEI CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
>>218737167funny you think people grow out of 4chan, remember you are here for life.
>>218737070As far as I'm concerned, all marriage is "gay" marriage
>>218736981>This shit is from around Wotlk going by the Ulduar gate scene>They made a collar just for his chest piece while chest armor would be nothing but png textures for another decade or soThe joke writes itself
>>218737162strange projection you irish fat cripplefuck now fuck back to /pw/ where you and your tranny fed owned by tony khan belongs
>>218737191Here's the absolute state of Barrens chat today
>>218736543
>>218736005>>218737141>>218736345die painfully subhuman
now I wonder what happened with the most interesting man int he world, is he still alive?
>>218737167lollmao evenI'm 38 years old. Pipe down, KID
>>218737168The Jewish faith. Any goy who simps for the Shitagogue of Satan is sent to Sheol and their soul is consumed to power Moloch.
What's your favourite Chuck Norris fact, bros? My favourite Chuck Norris fact is that Chuck Norris is such a chad that he lost his virginity before his dad did.
>>218734658first chuck norris joke i see in this thread and it's based
ITT: fatherless fucks who were raised by tv and ifunny
>>218734658>you'll never be that guy who makes the cool post in the sticky everyone replies toI wanna be cool, bros.
>>218737189Is Trump in the thread with us right now, nofunhaver?
>>218734658hehe nice
>>218734551post yfw realizing SOMETHING can kill Chuck Norris and is on the loose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuB5OstwIKE
>>218737246Chuck Norris is so antisemitic that he told people to vote for an Israel slave.
>>218734551rip86 try to live long bros
Rest in Peace to a proud, noble Israelian warrior.https://x.com/netanyahu/status/2035005998792950052
>>218736345do it you waste of oxygen, no one will miss you
>>218737035why you lying
>>218737245So Jewish demons are... real? Doesn't that mean that the Jews are right?
>>218737267>you'll never have a bunch of 12-25 year old newfags tell you how based you areThat's every big popular reply over the past decade. Oh no!
>>218737246>Norris visited Israel multiple times, and he voiced support for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in the 2013 and 2015 elections.[196][197]
>>218737263My dad watched Chuck Norris movies with me. We all did. We even watch Steven Seagull before he... Got fat.
>>218734551I saw Lone Wolf McQuade a few months ago and it was pretty good. Sad to see him go but at least now he's in peace.
>>218735477Here seen in his favorite McDonald's
Another MAGAfag dead lmao
>>218737279we already knew that, it's Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater
>>218737263>ifunnyThat thing is way too young, newfriend. Try again.
>>218734551Reddit the man
>>218737124Nightslayer TBC
>>218737287RIP to a real oneo / HEIL TRUMPI love Chuck Norris so much bros I'm going to fight for Israel!
>>2187347062005 - 2012 or so was such an innocent time on the internet. Take me back to that era... especially 2005 - 2008 or so. 2009 is when normies and major social media got popular but the "random" humor persisted.
>>218737263My Vietnam vet dad loved to watch anything with Chuck Norris with me or by himself. He also took me camping, shooting, taught me how things work, read me the Bible, and more. Sorry your dad fuck you up the ass instead.That's rough bro, but you need to put it past you.
>>218737232what fucking college and soishit does to a man>>218737246>Chuck Norris once hit a Roundhouse kick so hard that he hit the titanic>>218737308>Botposting>Location: Indiaevery single time
>>218737093>>218737189>>218737292Most people, including republicans, took massive issue with Trumps statement on Reiner and found it in horrible taste.
>>218737309>>218737308brown poop covered hands typed these
>>218734551rest easy, ranger
>>218737314hes too openly right-wing to be reddit
>>218737210All your base are belong to us, desu
>>218735082rip oswald
sigh. at least he will be able to beat the shit out of bruce in the afterlife and get that clump of chest hair back.
>>218737287are boomers fr
>>218735341>>218735670>>218736261I'm so glad I'm not alone in remembering that it was originally Vin Diesel. Feels almost like a Mandela effect with no one knowing about it.
>>218737035>preachy leftist celebrity who goes out of their way to be political dies>"lmao get fucked">"""conservative""" celebrity that people only know was conservative because they googled it 5 minutes after hearing of his death dies>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BUT HE VOTED FOR ORANGE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN"
>>218735477This is why it's such a shocker. Memes aside he seemed remarkably healthy
>>218737308>searching specific keywords on twitter to make yourself mad
>>218737326>religiousfag brings up assrape out of nowherebodied that loser
>>218737331I thought we were talking about 4chan specifically.
>>218737162Lmfao white people are so fucking pathetic. I’m glad you cucks are slowly dying off
>>218737146based
Chuck Norris isn't reddit, reddit is Chuck Norris
subsequently sneeds :(
>>218735584>didn’t you see our raids?!! Everyone here loves Hilary! IT WAS HER TURN!!!!!!!11!1!1!
>>218735654>THIS faggot was special, how dare you said le epic frogposter
>>218734551NOOÒOOOORIP OUR GOAT
>>218737267I made a youtube comment once that got over 5000 likes, felt pretty good
>>218737333And a kike typed yours
Israel's strongest soldier died ... this isn't looking good miga bros. Maybe we should join the war to help?
>>218734551Man RIP
>>218737294Yes the Jews are right and you are literally cattle for them. Goyim are all animals who live to be slaves for God's Chosen.
S
>>218737093in here, yeah, because the situation was so chaotic. Are you just trying to "win" arguments on the internet? You've gotta relax
There were no Weapons of Mass Destruction found when America invaded Iraq because Chuck Norris lived in America. May you rest with the lord Mr. Norris.
>>218735398listening!i quite like it
>>218736312>ice t>bryan austin green>bob geldof
>>218734551RIP, it only took Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi The Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan. Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan to bring him down
found this in my /b/ folder from 2006
>>218737146MIGA : the movie
>>218734807MY CHILDHOOD AAAAAAYEEEEE
See you soon space cowboy
>>218737358So he DID fuck you up the ass.Sorry! Sometimes life gives you a dad that fucks you up the ass so you become bitter and start trolling in an obituary thread for a silver screen icon because you want positive attention now and can't get it any other way.Bummer.Ha! Get it?
Chuck Norris doesn’t have a dick he has another fist
He was just a wholesome chungus who voted for Trump ... why did he have to die so soon
>>218737453Based
>>218737416>Ghassan Kanafani @penguinn94TeH PeNgUiN of BOOM
>>218734752OUT OF TEN!
S to another dead migger
nobody gives a shit about this guy's endless stream of B-moviesthey only know him as the guy that played a henchman in a bruce lee movie and the guy from the early 2000s internet memes
He finally decided it was time for New Game+.
I remember the memes. F ;_;7
>>218737461>newfag thinks everybody is the same poster>religiousfag obsessed with sodomyLOL
>>218735220the only zoomers that know about the meme used 9gag in the 2010s
>>218736603based homosexual poster
>>218736312>final film role>and it's going to be unfunny trash from australiai hate this planet
>The 50s had John Wayne and Marlon Brando>The 60s had Clint Eastwood>The 70s-80s had Stallone, Chuck Norris, and Schwarzenegger And then there was the shitty period in the 90s and 2000s where you had, what, the Rock and Vin Diesel, maybe Liam Neeson or Matt Damon. And now what do we have? Keanu Reeves? No, he's fucking 61 already. Masculinity isn't even a fleeting concept anymore
>>218735584this got electionfags bubblin'
WE ARE CHUCK NOOOOOOOOOORRRRRIIISSSSWE ROUNDHOUSE THE FLAME
When I went to college I bought my Chuck Norris figure to put on my desk. I remember posting pics of it on /b/ back in the day. It was before we had /tv/ and I think even /toy/.
I get excited when huge celebrities die. Feels like a big event.
>>218736291Seems like it largely depends on your health and your family. I know people in their 70s, 80 and 90s who are still loving life because they are in shape (for their age), still mentally all there and have family who they regularly see. I also know people who are that age and wake up every day hoping they die because they have none of that.
>>218737416I'll bet these morons cried over that stupid bitch that got shot by ICE.>some deranged lesbian cunt tries to run over an ICE agent>REEEEEEEEEEEE SHE WAS AN AMERICAN HERO YOU FUCKING CHUDS
>>218734551F for an action LEGEND
>>218737480Haha zoomer, your ENTIRE toilet bowel generation will be forgotten while my descendants will be enjoying Chuck Norris films. He will never be forgotten, while no one knows or cares about you right now. lolLoser.
>>218734658I feel like I’m in 2005 again. Thank you…
>>218734690Shut the fuck up newfag.
damn didn't he have birthday just a week ago?
>>218705429did this guy do it?
>>218736035Have you asked your dad why he's a giant faggot who only relates to the outside world through celebrity obituaries
>learn the news>"damn, I guess I must watch some of his movies now">open imdb, go through his filmography>it's all utter shitI watched Octagon like a year ago and it was unbearable. still, I have some good memories watching Walker, Texas Ranger on TV as a kid.RIP
>>218734551Damn RIP
>>218734658Today is a sad dayF to this absolute legend.
>>218737510Only one I can think of is Tom Hardy but he's bisexual and like 50 now
>>218737308Filthy disgusting degenerate queers
I had no idea he was already 86. But it checks out, the last thing I actually saw him in was probably Dodgeball which was just over 20 years ago.He had a good run. Hope he's having a rematch with Bruce right now.
>>218736464>I’ll pretend to hate jews to blend in, it may not have worked the last 5 thousand times I tried, but it’ll work this time surelyYou will never be a woman.
>>218734551Rest In Peace
>>218734551Chuck Norris doesn't die, the rest of the world stops existing.
>>218737534based you deleted him he went to kill his mother and himself
Every F in chat is a vote for Donald TrumpLet's gooooo MAGA
>>218737499You need to forgive your dad, as awful as that sounds.
>>218736667>10>2016Try 20.
>>218737531they aren't real people, they are bots
>>218737567>I'm new to 4chan andslammed that freak
>>218737480Chuck Norris is your favorite action movie star's favorite action movie star, zoom zoom
>>218734658this
>Carlos Ray Norris>CarlosHoly shit, I didn’t know he was hispanic
>>218737480
>>218737070>had the same opinion on fag marriage barack obama and hillary clinton didomfg dig up his grave
>>218737558I mean, Marlon Brando was bisexual back in the 50s too
>>218737510We have Jason Statham and don't you dare say a word against the kinomaster.
Clotshot got another one huh
>William Shatner is 94
>>218734658heh
>>218737210I lost
>>218734807> tfw being a young esl in 2009 downloading this song and listening to it on my mp3 on my way to school, understanding absolutely nothing of it but still it sounded good
>>218737416>IslamophobeLol based fuck Islam.
>>218737141>>218736732nigger furfaggots blow your fucking brains out already>>218737236King.
>>218737602He wasn’t. His dad named him after their minister
>>218736218Both of those people died shielding child molesters.
>>218737510>Marlon Brando>Hollywood is run by Jews; it is owned by Jews, and they should have a greater sensitivity about the issue of—of people who are suffering. Because they've exploited—we have seen the—we have seen the nigger and greaseball, we've seen the chink, we've seen the slit-eyed dangerous Jap, we have seen the wily Filipino, we've seen everything, but we never saw the kike. Because they knew perfectly well, that that is where you draw the wagons around.Now THAT is a fucking Hollywood movie star. Supremely Based Brando. Only Mel Gibson approaches his level.
>>218737090>Both Chuck Norris and Mr. T were Gen X icons that millennials were memed into thinking were cool.I wonder if Gen X views Millennials like how Millennials views zoomers?
This thread be like>damn I loved this guy's meme in 2006, I'm gonna go fight in Israel for him
My chayaku norisu scarfs just quintupled in value.
>>218737510All casting decisions are made by bitter hags and faggots now, which is why Hollywood no longer has attractive women or buff masculine men
>>218734551Holy shit, he really is dead....
Descanse en paz, vaquero.
>>218737111/v/ is full of kids so young they don't know what a video game ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuyWJStmNRw
>>218736881the devil's in the details dude
I first learned about chuck norris jokes on funnyjunk in the 2000s
>>218734551RIP to a childhood legend. Everybody go watch Lone Wolf McQuade
>>218734551>Chuck, now bored to death after defeating everything in the galaxy. Now faces his newest opponent, The Devil himself. RIP
>>218737070>correctly opposed degenerate buttfuckers being normalized.Based. All this tranny shit started by legitimizing faggotry.
>>218737214>people grow out of 4chan,Most of them have definitely grown out of 4chan or the site wouldn't be in the state it is today.
>>218737639And other hallucinations in your mind brought on by your dad fucking your ass.Like I said, you need to forgive him so that you can move past it.
They are going to die in our life times too, Anons. It hurts so much.
RIP Chuck!
Hi moot
>>218736192>>218736176seething migapedes
>>218734800The original Steven Seagal. Never took himself that seriously though. I would say "rest in peace" but we all know Chuck Norris decides who rests in peacse and who doesn't.
>>218734551Goodbye.
LET'S GO FIGHT FOR ISRAEL BROSLET'S DO IT FOR CHUCK
This thread be like>I have these fancy homosexual thoughts, I'm gonna project it onto others before I vote for TrumpFOR BIBI
Anyone else going to enlist in the military to fight those bad Iranians just like he did in Delta Force! Lets do it goys er I mean guys!
>>218737678how has arnold lasted so long he did roids and deca and a bunch of things
>>218734551too soon RIP in peace
>>218734551Chuck isnt dead, he just moved to heaven.
>>218737652>Lone Wolf McQuadeChucKino
>>218737702Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every Single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock & Hulk Hogan should be in prison!
>>218737706stogies
>>218737678Arnold has undergone like 7 open heart surgeries and somehow the Austrian Oak will outlive all of them.
legend. he just celebrated his birthday a week ago.
>>218735039The only constant in life is death, pain and rot.The happiness and peace are just flashes in an endless dark abyss.
>>218737718kek
>>218737702Naw, I'm gonna be a Indiana Jones ripoff like Chuck Norris in the very based Firewalker instead. Zoomies aren't allowed to watch it because it contains scenes of a real blonde woman who needs saving;etc.
>>218736989Kowloon was good but they had to ruin the middle portion with fags
RIP to a real legend
>>218734658Rest in Peace you wonderful man. Thank you for signing my copy of Firewalker.
>>218737678only Clint will outlive most of the fatsos in this thread
R.I.P legend, you made me laugh a lot back in the dayAlso made lots of libshits seetheF
I still miss George Lowe. ;_;
>>218737613>William Shatner will eventually die>You can already tell leddit and co will celebrate and try to put some Kurtzman Trek character above hisI hope that Takei croaks first at least
>>218737708Chuck norris slammed the pearly gates so hard on the way through they ended up flying all the way through hell and back, obliterating countless demons in the process.
>One of the old internet died>A quarter of the thread is political shitflingingGamergate and reddit actually killed the internet didn't it
>>218734551RIP in power king
Mods, where's the thread theme?
>>218737678Stallone will definitively kick it first, the dude looks like shit nowadaysHow Arnie survived this long is a mystery to the ages
>>218737755There's also City: The Animation.
>>218737613He's been absorbing the life forces of his Star Trek costars, he'll be fine.
>>218737766>I hope that Takei croaks first at leastThis. Please this.
why do ppl keep responding to the worst bait posts?and yeah rip
>>218734658RIP me
>>218737779reddit immigrated over here starting in 2011. 15 years of reddit ALONEwhat do you think?
>>218737783shut up brown clown
>>218737800based
>>218737267I was like you before todayt. OP of this thread.
>>218737416>racist:)>islamophobe:)>homophobic:)>zionist:(
>>218737766Shatner and Takei will still be waiting for the other croak first in the 22nd century
>zoomers pretending to like chuck norris to seem knowledgeable kek
>>218737787>How Arnie survived this long is a mystery to the agesCROM!>>218737757>Thank you for signing my copy of Firewalker.You lucky fuck!
>>218737804make me nigger
>>218737779This site died in 2016. It never recovered from election tourism.
>>218737766>I hope that Takei croaks first at leastWe all do, anon.
>>218737766Why would they? Shatner is apolitical for the most part or at least keeps his opinions private.
>>218737795because>>218737779
>>218735611Quentin Tarantino, pls go
He got a house in heaven, I use to watch Walker with my dad rip.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcxthg885ZY
>>218737715>Every Single Power Rangereven Tommy?
fuck
>>218737749I like blonde women though.
>>218737702>Anyone else going to enlist in the military to fight those bad Iranians just like he did in Delta Force! Lets do it goys er I mean guys!Please don't start. Go back to /pol/ please.
>>218736667>No THIS time it's unfair!
Chucks burning in hell as we speak lol
>>218737779>Gamergate and reddit actually killed the internet didn't itThis was set in stone wayyyyy before GG. Even before tumblr and TV Tropes.
>>218737860These are leftypol shills, not /pol/.
Rest in peace Chuck Norris.
>>218737510Hollywood is incapable of producing any "new generation" masculine actors.Best we have is Keanu and he's old.I guess Ryan Gosling can sort of count just for Blade Runner 2049 but I wouldn't say he represents masculinity in that film, but rather how it has become repressed
>>218736543Very nice
RiP.... Also he will destroy God and take his place.
I'm the other anon without a signed copy of Firewalker, but it's the VHS copy and it's in perfect shape AND it was a Christmas present from my dad. Talk about a treasure.Now they're both uppercutting demons and sparring in Heaven.
>>218737834>make me nigger
>>218737779>killed the internetThe internet isn't dead, it is just bloated.It's the same as the universal expansion, the space between things of note expands as time goes on. The two main differences now is the amount of users and the monetization of your attention.
>>218734551What a fucking legend. Rest in peace.
>>218736788>I ate library pasteNo one cares
RIP, he was too good for this world.
>>218737331Trump's deep involvement with Epstein wasn't enough to shake the loyalty of his faithful let alone any trivial matters like this
>>218735313I've got the better version
>>218737786They dont know which one to useWalker Texas Rangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ36lhv526IDelta Forcehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQUeQOIlcDMEven the Madden thread had the 93 snes theme playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kxv3YUicQ8
He just got bored of earth and went back to heaven to see how god's doing o7
>>218734551Nigga broke the 999 post limit. One last achievement for this great man.
>>218737779It was 2012, people played it off as a joke but the world really did end back then
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He just waits until sunrise.
>>218737779Gamergate made Trump the president. It saved the internet.
>>218737874Remember when it was called Tv Tome?
>>218737930Based
>>218734706i was born in like 2006 and am 19
>>218734551It's actually over (this time for real)
>>218737509>>218737572
>>218734551Rest now, King. There are titans in the sky that need a swift roundhouse kick to the face.
>>218737910>The internet isn't deadIt is absolutely dead, lmao.Cause of death was social media.Indians are just raping the corpse now.
>>218737510Jason Statham and Scott Adkins still produce tons of direct-to-streaming schlockino
>>218737766Shatner is a Jew and Takei is Japanese, jews and asians live forever for some reason so I'm really not sure who will go first
>>218737811based spam began with the 2016 era of newfaggotry, not the 2011 "autism/fedora" era of reddit immigration.>>218737843This but the late 00s. Reminder that anybody who calls someone a tourist is a newfag. Newfags will call other newfags anything but a newfag.
>>218737818>60 years of being in the film industry and becoming a recognizable oldfag internet meme>people only care which autistic political side he was onI can't take the Internet seriously when shit like this keeps happening
>>218737599
REST IN PEACE
>THE EYES OF THE RANGER ARE UPON YOU!He's watching us all now.
>>218734551F>>218734658heh
>>218734658CARLOS!!
Chuck Norris was so hardcore his Atari 2600 game punched me 2600 times.
>>218735654The whole web has become sifting through dunes of piled up shit looking for a thin layer of gold that used to make up a far greater part of the whole. Hardly anywhere is safe.I could post the charts but everyone has seen them by now.
>>218737976Takei will definitely go first due to gAIDs
>>218737986This is newfagism at it's finest
Chuck Norris is never wrong. In fact, he’s so right they started calling him fascist
>>218737972Did you even read the rest of the post before seeing the first four words and replying to an incomplete point?There is a higher quantity of quality content now than there was before, but there is also a much greater space of garbage between those systems of quality content. It comes down to filtering your feeds and curating your setup to avoid the noise.
>>218737779Norris going MAGA Israel worship after 2016 is a direct cause and effect of Gamergate, he wasn't immune of what happened on the internet then, even if he wasn't aware of why.
>>218734551MASAKA
Alright. What am I watching in Chuck's honor?
fucking RIP
>>2187380254chan was in dire straits long before your 2016+ newfag ass found the website.
RIP CHUCK NORRISTHIS TIME FOR REAL
>>218737972There probably still are plenty of personal sites and old forums but they barely have any activity. Also the whole "internet revival" movement
>>218734551KWAZB
>>218734706I miss when online stuff felt like a counterculture and wasn't normified and monetized out the ass.
>>218734551Nap in power, king. I won't be here when you wake up.
>>218738049Sure thing gaybob
Zoomers should be banned from engaging with politics whatsoever. Most radical retards on Earth.
>>218738044>honor
>>218734551rip the legendhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-D1KVIuvjA
What were his best movies? Mine's vote is on thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ae9b-B_EQ0
>>218737997He's making some fine chili with C.D.>>218738014looking for a thin layer of gold that used to make up a far greater part of the whole. Hardly anywhere is safe.You got that right. Someone had a pre-Revenge of the Jedi (early '83) copy of Star Wars deleted from archive.org, which should really be called :"Tempfiles.org."
>>218734551i thought you were immortal, chuck...rest in peace, cowboy
>>218734551et quand il pète il troue son slip
>>218734721Covid has to get vaccinated against Chuck Norris.
>>218734551RIPi mean dont really know if he's really dead if he were dead he wouldnt be able to smash my head against my keyboard while i talk shitaishdiouj hnduijhansiujdhnasioudhnjasikja
>>218737918Who said it shook their loyalty?
>>218738068Millennials*Zoomers are mostly conservative.
When I first joined 4chan, people would talk about the “4 absolutes”: Chuck Norris, Sean Connery, Clint Eastwood, and someone else I can’t recall. The idea was that when all of them passed away, major chaotic events would start unfolding. Does anyone remember this and who the fourth person was
>>218738083Invasion USA
>>218737994
>>218734551Good riddance
RIP Chuck Norris
>>218737343I thank this meme for saving my ass from being stuck on defending the Archimond summoning ritual when I was a kid in Warcraft 3.
>>218737938that damn collider
Chuck Norris was a hero of the old internet. Pour one out for the man. RIP.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH IT'S SO HOT HERE AAAAAHHHHHH MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SUCH A HOMOPHOBIC TERF WHO SUPPORTED A RACIST DICTATOR AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>218738044Way of the DragonInvasion USAWalker Texas RangerThose are my picks
>>218738107>Zoomers are mostly conservativeLmao
i don't feelk so good bros
>>218737990Anon said above, 2007 and obama ruined the internet.previously these mongoloids would be relegated to be butt jokes at college cafeterias
It always comes in threes...
>>218738128Your parents will put your deadname on your tombstone, tranny.
>>218737955Oof
Did he die of AIDS?
>>218737480Shut your little faggot cock holster.
>>218737611Stathams only good in Ritchies
>>218737795Never let yourself be fooled into thinking this place is mostly adults.
>>218738162tranny derangement syndrome
>86yo dies 6 years after taking the vaccine>VAX STATUS?!?!? HE TOOK THE JAB?!?! SEE THE VAX IS KILLING PEOPLE I'M NOT SCHIZO HE WOULD HAVE LIVED TO 150 IF HE DIDNT VAX AHAHHAthis is why no one tales you seriously
>>218735284Interesting.
He will have the last laugh, outliving all of them. Not even Hell wants to claim him.
>>218737246Chuck Norris’s tears can cure cancer, unfortunately he never cries.
He's next
I know no one cares but my dad just died too
All boards, report in
>>218738142do you think proud sodomites are looking down from heaven anon?
>>218734551/pw/ also sends their condolenceshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIJ9UgDvTo4
>>218734658Lel
can today get any worse?
>>218738217/tv/ reporting in.
>>218734551Had no idea this zogbot was still aliveS
>Chuck Norris can make stickies go beyond 1000 posts
>>218737766Takei and Shatner are gonna die within a few days of each other. The only thing keeping either of them alive is their hatred for each other.
>>218738216I am sorry for your loss. I hope you are ok.
>>218738216really sorry anonGod bless him and your family
>>218738192qrd?
>>218734551Conan pulled the lever, didn't he.He MUST be stopped
>>218737668got bills to pay or else I would be on the streets or dead.
Good night sweet prince
>>218735641good post
>>218738164Yes.Awesome Ingenious Daring Strength
>>218738213I knowI've come to accept that
>>218734551F, thanks for the meems
>>218738233>sticky for mourning and remembering Chuck Norris becomes a shitflinging arena for leftypol trannies and /pol/ chudsAlready did.
>>218738217/v/ fag reporting in because they kept deleting threads
>>218734599>86'd at 86Chuck mastered death so hard he had to go at the exact right time
>>218738185Glad that we as a society moved away from this kind of "humor" a long time ago
>>218738072This is happening again right now
We need to go back to Chuck Norris jokes
>>218738217/pol/ reporting in. HH everyone!
>>218734551damn RIP
>>218738284Dude.
>>218738283What? QRD?
>>218738217/sci/ reporting in
>>218737843the internet in the 00's and prior was just a bunch of tech nerds, then all of the loser unfuckable women came online and destroyed the internet (and society)
>>218738217/co/ reporting in
wtf
he will come back as Sneed Norris, amirite fellow memers?
>>218737638No, we wanted millennials to grow up not be shoveled into concentration camp cars
Down from the heavens came naked Chuck NorrisWho discovered a dick as hard as bonesAttached to the crotch of Indiana JonesHe bent over on the ground, smiling with gleeAs Batman changed into Ron JeremyBut Chuck saw through this clever disguiseAnd buried Batman's face in between his thighs
>>218738216Sorry for your loss anon. Your dad must be so badass death had to call up Chuck to bring him along.
>>218738260>Conan pulled the lever, didn't he.Speaking of I beat that mick cocksucker doesn't mention Chuck at all
Didn't this guy die like 5 years ago?
RIP Mr Norris
when you're in heaven look behind youcause that's, where a ranger's gonna be ;_;
>>218734551FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>218734551He won’t rest in peace. Peace will rest in Chuck Norris
>>218738298you need to go back
>>218738240KWAB
>>218738217/k/ here. Grew up with Walker Texas Ranger. RIP Cordell
>>218738318Jannies just kept 404'ing Chuck Norris threads
>>218737210This, but unironically.
>>218737287Why did pointing out this one simple fact make the """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""based"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" right so upset?
>>218738191
Oh well, life moves fast.
>lost Chuck Woolery>lost Chuck NorrisWe are losing famous people named Chuck too fast
>>218738283>make off-topic thread even though you know damn well there's a sticky on /tv/>mods delete off-topic thread>BAAAAAAAWgo the fuck back, /v/ermin.
>When Chuck Norris ask Donald Trump for directions, he points to a retirement home instead
>>218738217/vr/ hereat least here is comfier than there now
>>218738142nobody even remembers the names of these two retards and it was like a month ago lmao.
>>218738217/wowg/ reporting inChuck Norris knows where Mankirks wife is.
For some reason this reminded me that Ray from Generation kill died last year
>>218738216{hug}Sorry, Anon. Mine's gone too and the hurt never fully goes away, but you're good to mention him. Bet he loved to watch Firewalker with you.
>>218734658>the Mayan apocalypse is just a Chuck-less worldyeah sure
>>218738397that's not very christian of you
>>218738374Because they are both antisemitic and subservient to Israel. They don't want to be reminded of that contradiction. It melts their brain.
He will rise in three days >RIP
>>218738285SAAR! WE MUST MOVE ON SAAR!>>218738356Return to leddit, dumb tranny.
>>218738217/a/ standing by
>>218738390>sucking janny dick cant tell if jeet or janny
>>218738216F. I'm sorry for your loss anon.Hang in there, you're gonna get through it.
>>218734658Last Chuck to get a kick of them all>>218734688CHUCKled
>>218738397Good deserved what happened to her for trying to run down an officer. FAFO.Pretti on the other hand was gunned down by retards cosplaying as The Punisher for simply owning a legal firearm which is massively fucked up.
>>218738217/vr/ here sending my condolences.
>>218738142this fat pedophile irish cripplefuck who shoved a batista toy up his ass posted the same pic at /pw/ too >>>/pw/20103141Hi Rovert aka trevor bitchtits
>>218738417I'm not a religious person, but I'm sure some christian will be offended on my behalf.
Post the oldest Chuck meme you have saved on your PC >Date created: Tuesday December 15, 2009
>>218738423wtf don't call me indian you fucking benchod
>>218738318most mods are libtards
Yeah, uhNothing of value was lost.
>>2187378163 to 1 is pretty good
>>218738428You want to try refuting those points instead of pointless strawmanning?
Greetings from /vp/.
>>218738428>t. brownoid shitposter
>>218734658RIP everyone else.
>>218738213HE WILL WEAR YOU DOWNDANNY DE VITO LOCA
Clint is nextscreencap this
It took a long, but he will finally have a rematch with Bruce Lee
>>218738374
>>218734551Ain't no way
>>218738216I dread that day. Keep it up, anon
>>218738216Coincidence?
>>218738142If Chuck Norris was in hell he would be the one laughing at satan.
>>218738285Thats a difficult thing. They are glorious and funny. But i agree with you that you have to move on and that it was too much and too many unfunny ones were created too.
>>218736362The boat oar is truly the most lethal weapon, claiming both Chuck Norris and Sasaki Kojiro by the hands of Miyamoto Musashi.
>>218738453
>>218738388Think anybody will leave a candle by your grave?
>>218738476I hope you are next
>>218738217/wotg/ reporting in.>>218738390>off-topic threadPiss off, wannabe mod.
>>218734551>>218734658RIP you beautiful bastsrd
>>218734658Never found this meme funny, even back then.
Did Trump seize power? Did he dismantle congress? Did he close the supreme court? No? So why does every liberal ever says he is orange Hitler?
>>218738453It's so old it even has typos
>>218738415>World has gone downhill since 2012Friendly reminder that the mayan calendar didn't announce the end of the world but the change of an era, and it turned out to be an era of utter shit.
I see the chuds are still in denial that their entire worldview has been moulded by Israeli meddling since day one
>1504 postsgonna crash the website, mods are feeling daring.
>>218738216That genuinely sucks, mine went in 1978 but I feel your loss
I just remembered I have the Walker theme on my phone. Part of the selection of YTMND album songs I put on there.
>>218738500Wow, Musashi was so scared of Kojiro he shat a turd big enough to support his own weight
>>218738417
>>218735085They fnally has enough powerangers to tip the scales
Chuck Norris didn't die, he killed God and then traded places with him because it's the ultimate paradox, there simply has to be a God.
>>218734706That is literally the last moment the internet was good you normalfaggot
>>218738467>>218738472
>>218738539>a single sticky on /tv/ is enough to crash 4chan now
>>218736335>De NiroWe can only be so fortunate.
>>218738142Oh hey the anti Hogan troon migrated here, have you dilated yet?
Bros....
>>218738539lol we've had bigger threads that went on longer, some 10k+ repliesis there a single newfag on this website that can make an honest post?
I'm so glad /tv/ is still /pol/ 2.0 brosWe're gonna make America great again bros!
>>218738537Yes you better kys now there is no point in you continuing to live on in the posttrump era.
>>218738539the akira /a/ stick permintly broke multiple aspects of the site
HUGE RIP
>>218734551F -in historic thread
>>218734551RIP in peace LEGEND;_;
>>218738595You mean Israel
>>218738573I'm not a tranny and I hate them but obviously you won't believe thatJust answer the fucking questionWhy should mods allow an off topic thread on /v/ when there's a literal sticky on the appropriate board /tv/?
>>218738537
>wah we want tolerance and acceptancedisgusting faggots don't deserve anything but ridicule and ostracization
>>218738573>shartniggershocker
I only knew Chuck Norris from memes and some Bruce Lee movie I watched. Rest in power.
>>218738217I crawled in from the garbage can
>>218734934Its an important question to ask to weed out the possibility
rip (reddit in peace)
>>218738216RIP
>Chuck making the pussies and mudslimes seethe even in deathTruly a based man.
He spent his last days in Hawaii, based.
>>218738334Bullshit.
ATTENTION NEWFWIENDS, CHUCK NORRIS WAS AN ISRAEL LOVER
>>218734642It's nice that his family were there for him and were able to control the news of his passing. It's not rare to find stories of people who found out about a loved one's death through the news before anyone called.
Oh fuck :(RIP legend
>>218738660/tvpol/ is not antisemitic. Begone, redditor. We LOVE Netanyahu here.
>>218738633I have already depicted you as the basedjak in my mind, too bad
>>218738533>watermark is deadI miss these sites.. now we only get ifunny at best
Who is the Chuck Norris for kids now?
>>218738217/uma/ sends condolences.
>>218738217/nfl/ Go Bills
>>218734551Even lightsabers can't cut Chuck Norris.
this is a good one
>>218738681Some negro streaming himself beating up pedos on twitch idk
>>218738681Asmongold.Im not even joking thats how bad things around right now.
>>218734551time to pour one out for my boi
>>218734956Sounds like our king of guy ngl
>>218738660I don't care, though.
>>218738363based Jews, over for arabsissies
>>218738573>TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY!!!!!!!>still no argumentsmindbroken
>>218738457>Netanyahu still pretending not to be deadKek.
>>218738660-zoomer finds out that people are complex, news at at 11.Btw I don't give a shit. I don't watch things for political views. I love Star Wars, but Harrison Ford's politics aren't something I care about. If anyone does they're a fuckin loser.
still one of the best fight scenes
>>218738681Zoomers don't appreciate masculinity
>>218738457Even jews were afraid of him and resorted to friendship. What a man. RIP
>>218738681Asmongold is collecting soldiers for Bibi now in his stead.
>>218738659We were annoyed by millennials and their participation trophy whining but they could form sentences without AAVE and didn't assume everything they imagined was fact. Zoomers can't even be useful as Onions Green because they're 30% microplastics.
>>218738730Satanyahu is still alive, he just has six fingers now. That's all.
>>218738217/pw/ hereChuck Norris only left because he had to go back in time to rape Kevin Nash in the sweltering summer of 1992
>>218737510>forgets the best action hero of all time
He didn't die. He got sick of Earth's bullshit and left.
>>218738660>boomer supports Israel because he doesn't know betterWhat a fucking shock.
>>218738217/uh/ here
>>218734551NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>218738758He didn't rape Kevin Nash. He simply happened to be having sex within a 1000 mile radius of him that day.
>>218738712any asmongold facts you know?
>>218734551RIP to one of the few remaining real niggas out there, hell I'll watch one of his kinos tonight>>218734658KEKAROO
>>218737611>We have Jason StathamHe's like 60 now.
>>218738750Based.
>>218734551literally who
I've not watched a single Chuck Norris movie and I only know him from the memes.
>>218736261
my 4chan legends are dying...
>>218734551Rest in peace
WHOS GONNA FILL THEIR SHOES WHOS GONNA STAND THAT TALL WHOS GONNA PLAY THE OPERY AND THE WABASH CANNONBALLWHOS GONNA GIVE THEIR HEART AND SOULS TO GET TO MEAND YOU LORD I WONDER WHOS GONNA FILL THEIR SHOES
>>218738760
>>218734551Fuck me just found outF
>>218738782asmongold is so moldy he makes the cockroaches living under his bed sick.
>>218734658Kek RIP Chuck
>>218738814
>Chuck Norris died before I lost my virginity That wasn't on my bingo card
>>218738830That building was standing before Seagal sat down
Chuck Norris memes were the beginning of the end
Heaven gained a new angel today. He will meet Saint Kirk at the gate of heaven and they will exchange a smile, knowing America is in good hands.
>>218738715Love girls who smoke and wear pantyhose
>>218734551He's up there with God now.And God blesses those who bless Israel.
>>218738807Watch Walker Texas Ranger and Firewalker.Lone Wolf McQuade too-who is basically a prototype Walker Texas Ranger.
Guess I'm gonna get drunk and watch Chuck Norris movies today.
>>218738782Most people are afraid to see the dentists.Dentists are afraid to see asmongold.
>>218738836Asmongold doesn't have lice, the lice have Asmongold
>>218734551Chuck Norris died? Check back in three days.
>>218738859yeah man it’s rough, I’m 36 and have never so much as kissed a woman. The furthest I’ve gone is holding hands. I think the vaccine scrambled women’s brains and made them turn into delirious lunatics
>>218738142>Norris such a tough guy that he's just laughing at being burned by the hellfire
>>218738142>Doom music starts playing
>>218738859>Chuck Norris died before I lost my virginityMe too, but don't feel too bad because everyone lost their virginity AFTER Chuck Norris. Even Chuck Norris's father.
>>218734658Wait what
>>218737090>Both Chuck Norris and Mr. T were Gen X icons that millennials were memed into thinking were cool.being cool was always a meme, sucka.stop with yo jibba jabba.
>more than 1000 replies shownDid the mods finally change the sticky bumps?
>>218738927LOL
RIP Chuck Norris, Guardian of Israel
>>218738217/vg/ these days, I supposeI mean, /vg/ reporting in!
>>218738782yes,true,so true !
>hulk hogan and chuck norris dead evil is spreading throughout the world again and i feel powerless to stop it
>>218738961>didn't mention saint kirktranny
>>218738941Chuck Norris threads have no limit...
>>218738927
>>218735670>>218737351I remember Undertaker memes inbetween,too
>>218738217/funkg/ presentwanted to watch Slayers tonight but i guess an impromptu torrenting of Way of the Dragon is in order
RIPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkZr21WFEP8
>>218734551The last of 2000s meme culture is goneF
>>218738961hogan was a narcissistic faggot who cheated on his wife with his daughter's friend then married her. macho man was better.
Missing in Action 2 is so fucking good. Gonna watch that too.
>>218734551Drastic weight loss esp in old age is always a sign
>>218738982ACK
>>218738830>>218738760Steven Seagal will never die because death isn't forklift certified
>>218738961>boomer isrealian puppets dropping like fliesbeen waiting for this.
>>218739019ynr Grumpy Cat is dead
>>218734658ACK
>>218738927it's over
>>218739022macho man molested 14 year old Stephanie McMahon and beat his wife notice how i said hulk hogan and not terry bollea you fat faggot
>>218736608Lone Wolf McQuade (the prototype for Walker Texas Ranger, fantastic score)Silent Rage (martial arts vs 80s slasher)
>>218738961RIP to both of those legends. ; (We must stay strong, anon
>>218736338>ItagakiI forgot about Tomodobu and thought you were talking about Keisuke for a second and my heart stopped
>>218734551RIP King
>>218737955Bruh :skull:
>>218738217/mlp/F
>>218736062Flashpoint has it I think
when Chuck Norris posts he stays in the thread without using noko
>>218738217/vst/ reporting for duty!
>>218734551He'll be fine, he'll just beat up Death. He's Chuck Norris.
>>218739003>wanted to watch SlayersIf you are talking about the Asher movie and not the fantasy anime then this decision will save your night.
>>218738982u mad?
>>218739092>nokoancient tech man not even funny, just sad
Chuck Norris didn't die of a heart attack, he died from fighting back against it and winning.
>>218738941The joke is getting old now
>>218738216He’s in a better place
>>218739053macho doing anything to stephanie was mostly a fan rumor. spend time reading and researching what actual wrasslers said. try again. always the dumbest shit.>notice how i said macho man and not randy poffo you hypocritical fat faggot
>>218739047That was 2010s
well in a couple of days a lot of people will start believing in resurrection
>>218739073What about Tinkatonka and Shinodu and Gawokka
>>218734551He didn't die, he completed life with 100% trophies and achievements
>>218739011>I'm Chuck Norris, and I'd like to say hello to all my friends in Israel.Explain yourselves. Now.
>>218739077Tbh a skull would be pretty fitting for this situation
>>218739162He was a simp
>>218734551SGenuinely retarded mutt dregActual proof that Z-list exists kek.
Godspeed you magnificent son of a bitch
>>218739100oh yeah this is /tv/ that distinction kinda has to be madeI meant the anime OVAs
>>218739160
>>218734551RIP, he just wanted to substitute God.
>>218739193My mom loves that show.
I appreciate the culture this guy was a part of and had lots of laughs years ago but im not gonna act like theres anything wrong with dying at 86 it was his time and any later and he mightve had a miserable final years>>218735773And yet libs are clapping that hes dead
>>218734551RiP Chuck.Mom and me often watched the Texas Ranger
>>218734551F legend.
>>218739162I can't read jew so he's calling for total kike death in this pic as far as I know
>>218734551end of an era
>>218735313Yeah I have it somewhere.
>tfw you live in Chuckless world
>>218736177>last thingAn infomercial for colon cleanser supplements
Sneed's Feed & Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
>>218734658This is the post, /tv/ can be shut down forever now. Nothing will top this.
>>218739242>>218739247You know what. I'm putting Chuck Norris into a video game I'm making. He's going to be a secret character who will of course be completely invincible. The game doesn't even have anything to do with fighting, but it will now.
>Chuck Norris' body is currently sitting cold and lifeless in a morgue somewhere Sad to think about
>>218736228>whenever moviemakers , and other hollywood people started to mock Bruce LeeRight, that was a thing that happened
>>218739245Much better than Bruce Willis easy
RIP Chuckall the brown /pol/fags who will die due to Israeli bombardment will definitely not RIP
>Was a zogbot goyReas in piss nigger. No better than Seagal.
>>218739292What source could fucking Tim Pool have to inform him about Chuck Norris' health status?
>>218739308Bodies in morgues often sit up and moan. Chuck's probably asking for steak and eggs and grabbing the cute intern's ass.
>>218736239>In Brazil the name Missing in Action wouldn't flyThey have no equivalent term?
>>218739308It will happen to you and me and everyone else you love as well. Cherish your life.
>>218739317Quentin Tarantino did but that's about it
>Jesus Christ>Michael Jackson>Chuck NorrisThere's no one left>>218739245it's not real doofus
>>218734658King
She's next
>>218738859Damn and I JUST got a Tinder match with a girl who actually replies me, I was so close ;(
Delta Force was Israeli propaganda btw.
>>218739336The media talked all about it for days beforehand, anon. Just yesterday Chuck's publicist said that he was fine (they always lie).
Big F for the Chuckster
>>218734658FUUUUU
>>218739369sorry I mean grindr and 'girl'
>>218734658World just ended, ftw
>>218738873S
oh shit i saw that thread yesterday about him being sent to the hospital and i didn't actually think he'd dieRIP
>>218739351>The guy who routinely rewrites historical endings to whatever he thinks would have been coolerI thought you meant adults
>>218739371I don't care. What now? In fact, I wasn't going to watch it, but now I will.This is what you desired, but didn't realize.
>>218738873He used to be a Democrat? He was a huge Reagan supporter in the 1980s.
>>218739397it was just saved.
Imagine supporting a lost cause like Palestine or Iran instead of Israel
>>218738390Chuck Nortis allows himself onto other boards
>>218735263nah. im euro so we never really got much chuck norris stuff here. learned about chuck norris like everyone else through memes and world of warcraft back in the day. even on euro servers people used to joke about chuck norris in the 2000s
>>218739336lol it's edited, the original tweet was about Charlie Kirk
>>218739346Based, you're right.
>>218739361She's been dead for a week and they're finishing the embalming before inserting the animatronics
RIP Chuck. You were one of the good ones.
>>218739429>supporting anyone but your peopleshiggyt. Jew
>>218739436I mean I'm a euro too but the show was aired on some channels.
>>218739346Wrong.I will go out in the blaze of glory, hold the glory.
>>218739404Yeah same. I thought he might have 5-7 years left, but he had other plans. Apparently Heaven was under attack, so God called for reinforcements.
>>218739292does this guy still pretend to be a liberal?
>>218734658we are...the walking dead
>>218735039The population swelled between 1948-1963, boomers are a huge generation. Most every classic rock and 1970's-1990's celebrity is a ticking time bomb. Soon we will have nothing of the former world.
>>218738927Demonbros, I don't feel so good...
>>218739404We even joked around, rip the legend
>>218734551RIP in piece
>>218739480everything that was good about the world is already gone.
>>218739448>5 Nights at Dollywood
>>218739330/pol/ is the worst cancer of the centuryhumorless mongoloids constantly in culture war mode that spread to every other boardtoo new to recognize Chuck Norris from anything except whatever shit no one cares about enthusiast content they've seen posted on their containment boardpeople would always say that the situation would get worse if it was deleted, but it's not like it has been gradually getting any better. Mods just pile retarded decisions on top of each other then wonder why 4chan sucks now.
>>218739518holy shit fucking kill yourself.
Make sure to vote for Trump on his 3rd term in memory of Chuck Norris bros
>>218739342Perdido em combate wouldn't workPlus Braddock is pretty much how people calls the movies now
>>218739524>humorless mongoloids constantly in culture war modeHave you seen /tv/'s catalog
>>218739361Going to miss Dolly
>>218739451>God chose Chuck’s people
>>218734551DEP Chuck Norris from Spain
>>218739330see>>218739451
>yarrick returns>chuck diescoincidence? i think not emperor called for his strongest warrior
>>218736250based
All the leftist troons ITT are mocking another white, Christian passing away because the deep seated reality is those guys will leave a lasting legacy and be remembered fondly. Whereas, they will not be remembered at all and will simply slip into oblivion unless they repent.
>>218739524The history of the site and its userbase can be split into two eras>got in through /b/ then spread to other boards>got in through /pol/ then spread to other boardsyou can tell exactly when it went to shit
Clint draining their live force
>Chuck Norris sticky goes over 1000Incedible
>>218739346>Cherish your life.I can't because of what >>218739515 has said.
>>218734658best post ever
>>218736250lol
Today, Walker says we all have AIDS.
>>218739570Braddock is already a far cooler name but humor me why wouldn't "Perdido em combate" work as a movie title, is there something stricter about grammar that the term has to be in a specific context or something? Also why is regular Spanish allergic to words ending in -m?
>>218739480That's the nature of time. Even if our old reality didn't end when the 13th baktun ended on December 21st, 2012 (which it did) Chuck Norris would die eventually. Life sucks.
>>218738245he had one more in him
>>218739610Kek nobody will remember Noris. Half the population doesn't even know Elvis.
(Formerly Chuck's)
Sop how do you guys feel about all of the classics and golde era artists just fucking dying with no one toi replace them?Most sopranos actors are also close to dying. The creators of gorillaz are also not looking so good.
damn
>>218739330>>218739524>/pol/ lives in my head 24/7 rent freeGo outside.
>>218739610>ChristianTalmudism is incompatible with Christianity.
>>218739623Clint might just live forever
>>218739667YWNBAW and people laugh at you and mock you behind your back in public.
>>218734551Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck”.
I saw he posted this last month. Maybe he knew it was coming. Chuck lived one of the fullest lives I can imagine. He can go to heaven with no regrets.Rest in peace.
>>218739675Gold era? Nothing made in the past 50 years especially not on TV has been good. All soap operas and lame film that twist the original stories. We will be remembered as the worst humanity has to offer.
>>218738217/x/ reporting in. Chuck Norris didn't die, he just took the afterlife for himself.See you in space, cowboy.
Chuck Norris will jump out his coffin at the funeral and then go kick Death's ass.
>>218739667People are forgetting MJ too and he was the most popular figure in human history.
>>218739675>no one toi replace them?You could be the one replacing them.
>>218739667You're so right xister! No one knows what "The Wizard of Oz" was or what a vinyl record were.6-7 fr fr
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?RIP king
>>218739621/b/ was righteous cleansing fire I got there first because /tv/ didn't exist yetI even remember Lithursday when people embedded ebooks into JPEGs of the book covers causing moot to go birdshit once he realized people would be hiding CP in them
Are there any living meme men left from the 2000s era?
>>218734551Fsuddenly remembered the SA thread that started all the jokes and then having friends e-mail them to me again 5 years laterwhat a strange turn of events, the world is now unprotected
>>218739436>>218739458Europeans tend to think of or at least call themselves (online) as "Europeans", even though it depended completely on the country and region what kind of series and films they got on the TV.
>>218739745I am not even american nor talented so ti is highly unlikely.
>>218739744Muddafacka, you just remembered him.
Eastwood will outlive them all
Chuck Norris didn't die, he just changed hos name to Sneed
>>218739752Well, if you can call him a man at this point...
>>218736543Top jej
>>218739700Go back to your brown board first
>>218739746People still remember Mozart and Plato.
>>218734764>but I thought Death was afraid of him....He was, that's why chuck chased after him.
>>2187351592010s Gigachad
>>218739621Yeah in the late 2000s when 4chan was hitting national news and getting into the top 100 Alexa rankings.There were massive tidal waves of newfaggotry like 2011's Reddit immigration and the 2016 political bullshit + commonality of phoneposting. /b/ has been poop since the early 2010s.
>>218739245>I appreciate the culture this guy was a part of and had lots of laughs years ago but im not gonna act like theres anything wrong with dying at 86 it was his time and any later and he mightve had a miserable final yearsHonestly yeah, I can see it. I had some relatives last a long time when they were miserable and didn't even want to wake up in the morning.
Chuck Norris isn't built for BBC, BBC is built for Chuck Norris
>>218739792>kiwi farms says they hate trannies>force feed cwc sissy hypno porn until he becomes oneKiwi farms is the worst of /b/ and reddit mixed together with far more reddit than /b/
>>218739610dispensationalist israeli "christians" are in fact not christians. also muttmericans are not white. hope this helps!
>>218736362I created my own Chuck Norris joke.It's an original, circa 2002.If you've heard it, that means you've heard my joke from long ago.>Chuck Norris doesn't go to the bathroom to take a piss.>He goes there to give his dick a drink.
>>218735302its Lo Pan you dumb fuck
>>218739672keke...you've been waiting a long time to make this joke.
Favorite Chuck Norris joke>Chuck Norris is so antisemitic that he personally endorsed Netanyahu
>>218739769Forgot to add that it's done in many other cases of>America X>Europe YEven though they're really saying>America X (I think)>My country or region (that happens to be located in Europe) Y
>>218739675Boomers created the foundation that made it impossible for us to just "replace them"They could raise a family and buy a house flipping burgers for 25 hours a week while we can't even afford to move out at 30 working 80 hour weeks unpaid mandatory overtime (it's boomers forcing us to do this and then pulling out the "bootstraps" speeches too)
>>218736211>on behald of the JIDF, we would like to increase your PPP (pay per post) to 0.00050 shekel! congratulations, [insert gullible goyim's name here]!
>>218739752The guy from 300, technoviking.
>>218739808Naw dem niggas moved out lazzed week cuz
>>218739722Nice of him to bless God before going
Walker told me I have aids.
>>218738940mr. t ate my balls
>>218739626you've been successfully demoralizedyou can still make your own happiness but it's a lot harder that's true
>>218739744Time eats away at everything.
>>218739651NTA but "Perdido" is more associated with (being) lost than missingAlso, and im not sure on this one, but because the portuguese version is named "Desaparecido em Combate", which is is more correct word to missing, it probably was changed due to licencing and shit
When Chuck Norris left home he put his hand on his dads shoulder and said "You are the man of the house now."
>>218739752Gary Brolsma is still around
>>218739797/pol/ has gotten extremely brown, and the war in Iran is exposing this.
>>218734551RIP in peace Texas Ranger
>>218739898I just watched this over at Fark with Conan pulling the lever. Yeah I mentioned them because I want all the trolls to go there.
>>218739837Catholics are not Christians, they worship a guy in a dress (the Pope) and think he’s infallible. The Vatican is the biggest money making scam in human history
>>218734658It really feels like that
>>218739792Chris Chan damn
>>218739889The hate for younger generations because they might not know something you do instead of telling them is why humanity is bound to make the same errors over and over again.
>>218739833>with far more reddit than /b/As much as it pains me to say it /b/ had to have a genuine reason to fuck with you like the time some bitch posted images of herself beating her cat and within an hour other photos of her project were posted allowing the most autistic to triangulate which building, floor and unit she lived in and report her to the local animal cruelty agency. It really helped that no one on old /b/ pretended to come from a self-righteous position.
>>218739905>you've been successfully demoralizedthe world you grew up in no longer exists
>>218739621/b/ at least used to call out newfags and tell them to lurk moreyou wouldn't be able to separate a first-minute newfag from anyone else on /pol/
>>218739752avgn and nostalgia critic are still around and still make stuff.
>>218739837>>218739927Both truet. GodPS. Jesus agrees
>>218739954>some bitch posted images of herself beating her cat and within an hour other photos of her project were posted allowing the most autistic to triangulate which building, floor and unit she lived in and report her to the local animal cruelty agencyhell yeah, that bitch got Dusty'd
>>218739901Saved
No true christian
>>218739880You're a kike, or paid by them to spout your retardation and lies.Fuck off, kike.
>>218739946>The hate for younger generationsSkibidi doo da, skibidi day! My ohio my what a wonderful rizzmogged fr onG
>>218737510>And now what do we have? Keanu Reeves? No, he's fucking 61 alreadyI honestly didn't realize that Keanu was almost as old as my dad. I swear I thought he was 27 at max when he did the matrix.
I really hope I don't sound like a newfag.why we make a sticky when someone famous dies?
>>218739880>and buy a house flipping burgers for 25 hours a weekPut more work into your trolling
>>218734658LMAO ;_;
Sidekicks was about me ;_;
>>218739995#gottem
>>218740005because they dead
>>218740005because otherwise there will be 30 threads about it
>>218740000oh my....n check'd lol
>>218739913Thanks for clearing that one up. What did Arnie's Commando get renamed to?
What server is this memorial on?
>>218734658I close my eyesOnly for a momentAnd the moment’s gone
>>218740000Our “argument” will be buried in this landslide. Just like everything else. It's so pointless.
>>218739825>>218739977>>218739749>>218739621/b/'s been left to rot ever since moot left
>>218734551RIP, grandparents used to joke about him, parents did aswell, me and friends did aswell and even my young cousin joked about him a few times.Truly a generational legend.
>>218739675It's just natural, we're reaching the end of history.
FChuck jokes were the shit when I was in sixth grade
>>218740005It's contextual because somebody within the realm of the board's topic passed, i.e., a celebrity. /v/ sometimes gets stickies when a big developer or composer dies. /a/ sometimes gets stickies when a big director or seiyuu dies. etc.
>>218739920Is he still a blimp or did he mayazempic
>>218739927indeed. you thought i'd disagree?
>>218740044I'm the other "unc" and you just sound like you need to an hero so that Chuck Norris can slap you around-medium style-so that you can grow up to be a man.
>>218740023Looks like a fun movie. Maybe I should watch it.
>>218739926Fark sent me here in 2005 and I never looked back
>>218740035Commando (to kill) (Comando para Matar)
>>218734658Truly miss old internetz.
>>218740103it's about a schizophrenic kid that thinks Chuck Norris is his imaginary friend.
>>218739979https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DePijWJ5lE
>>218740084almost no difference from when he blew up on newgrounds till now
>>218737611He's more like late 90's early 2000's guy like Keanu is. Millennials and every gen after them have zero test. We are fucked.
>>218739833It's okay, it won't last much longer at the rate Null is begging his orbiters for money. If the dude would stop hosting dox info whilst simultaneously saying it isn't a dox website he'd be fine, but he's too big of a tard to do that
>>218734658Damn...
>>218734551Good fucking riddance. Burn in gehenna you pest
>>218740005Why not?
>>218740148He's still making actionkinos though?
I remember watching his texas ranger show as a kid
>>218739752Michael Rosen? He still around?
>>218740053Worse, /b/ was left to be infested with kike spam.The kikes decided that any organizing on /b/ was to be squashed instantly.Whether you were trolling a habbo, or infesting a random seminar with idiot remarks, /b/ was never to be allowed to coalesce again. So now it is nothing but shitdick spam, or shit spam, or sucking on asshole spam./b/ has paid the ultimate price. It is now spammed to death by kikes glorifying their shiteating fetish.
>>218734658oldest gif I have
people that nobody likes don't like person that everyone likes. Shocking stuff.
>>218740115They're adorable though. They can't decide over there on whether to properly mourn him or to swear eternal allegiance to body mutilation. I left there around the same time, probably a bit later. Yeah. I got run off for wrongthink and making "the wrong" jokes. Still, that website seems to have like four or five good anons who make good posts. Weaver95 isn't one of them.
>>218740233jews love chuck norris though
I appreciate the culture this guy was a part of and had lots of laughs years ago but im not gonna act like theres anything wrong with dying at 86 it was his time and any later and he mightve had a miserable final years
>>218740215Why isn't her safety my mission?
RIP Chuck. I knew it would happen because he was old as fuck.
>>218740053Fun fact: /b/ had a janitor once but as soon as moot promoted him to mod (in record time, it usually takes 18-24 months) he wasn't replaced and the /b/ report queue got dumped in every janitor's report queue.That new mod was RapeApe who runs the site now.
>>218740136Sounds fun
>>218740262this anon's a poet and don't know it^
>>218734551o7 I miss you Chuck - you made WoW tolerable.
>outlives everyone
>>218734551WHELP here comes that end of the world everyone was talking about
Was Walker, Texas Ranger popular?
>>218740233No different from literally whos on twitter going "uhh remember when he was homophobic or whatever somewhere, good riddance!"Unable to comprehend that's not what anyone remembers the person for
>>218740307Extremely.
>>218734658And a piece of the internet too ;_;7
>>218734746>>218734934>>218735839Holy reddit>>218736543kek
Over 30 Wowbros,Paul Stanley is 74.How much does he have left?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doFnCzUxLU8
>>218739292Shit is not fucking funny.
>>218740031good point>>218740079not to offend anyone.it's not like Tom Hardy or Aiden Gillen died which in fact are actors of our board's culture>>218740198do we need to care, even if it's not our culture?
>>218740235>Weaver95 isn't one of them.He never fucking wasPicrel was my last big contribution there and to this day I can't believe people still use this retarded joke
Good riddance to an evil man who wanted to ban women like me from being women.
>>218734551R.i.p old legend
>>218740341>not like literal who or literal whoAlways some newfag shit.
RIPI think about the "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits" joke a lot
>>218740311what do you remember chuck norris for besides a dead meme?
>>218740307it was one of the most popular US shows here in europoorland, at least in the 2000's
>>218740341Chuck Norris has been web culture before most of the people posting here were born
Chuck Norris walked down main street and got an erection...>There were no survivors.
>>218734724Nah, he was a MIGA chud.
>>218740355That was you? Ha. That's great. But yeah, I like to read threads there sometimes for comedy purposes. They're so "righteous" and so astute....
I have no joke.
>>218740355>yfwdbwdso
>>218734658Couldn't have said it better, really.RIP, Fly-kick high Chuck, you will be missed.
Why do Americans love politics in their entertainment? In my country we don't do this.
>>218740379zoomer detected, opinion irrelevant
When Don Frye goes, no actual real men will be left in 'murrica
>>218734551F, with great respect and love.
>>218740379His kung fu and action acting career.
Two legends.
>>218740322>>218740381I couldn't catch it on TV when it was airing in my country so I missed it.
Walker told me that I have AIDS
>>218738247>>218738250>>218738330>>218738340>>218738410>>218738440>>218738492>>218738540>>218738647I didn't expect these to make me cry. Thank you to all of you, I'm in agony right now.
@218740356I completely believe this isn't bait for (You)s
>>218734658>>218734688>Chuck Norris didn't lose his life>Life lost Chuck Norris
>>218740442MeTV plays it and they do have a website that at least tells you the airtimes, but I don't think you can stream it. Who knows maybe you can, but since you're here I feel you can find it anyway.
>>218734658Bravo~
RIP OLD LEGEND CHUCK NORRISDIED AT AGE 86SMASH “F” TO PAY THE GREATEST RESPECT
>>218740381Why are you deathly afraid of saying where you're from?>>218739769
>>218739752Does JCVD count?
>>218740390Once I realized only TFers got submissions approved I lost interest. "you'll get over it" was my cue to leave.
>>218740364bro bro listen: "for you, no survivors, le bains" .please I don't mean to offend, I respect the guy.I don't know how to explain it; we shouldn't go to a funeral we are not invited to >>218740383yes! normie culture we are not part of that, well, we were at some point..
Goodnight sweet prince ;_;7
>>218739330>>218739524>actor willingly gets himself in politics and dedicated his life to the most hated regime in the world>WAAAAH STOP BRINGING UP POLITICSAll your kike heroes will be remembered as traitorous bastards that destroyed america, if they are remembered that is.
>>218737668>>218737214Older people just post less. They never truly leave.
Ah yes, my childhood in the 2000s as millennial consisted of Chuck Norris posting and rickrolling. How could you tell?
>>218740516>2012 newfag shit out of nowhereYou are 12-25 years old and are new to 4chan.
>>218740225mods forcing everyone to /b/ last year was amazing>>218740269thought ape was /r9k/, not /b/
>>218740523>Americans really think the majority of the world hates Jews more than Chinks
Vaxxerino staruserino?
>>218740505>only TFers got submissions approvedUmmm in 2005 you say? Ok they must have changed that when I was there because I never paid for shit and I got 2 whole links approved. Once they found out that I didn't tow their political line they decided that my submissions that had nothing to do with politics were "bad" and "wrong" that was my cue to leave.
>>218740445Stay strong, anon. It'll be tough, but you'll get through this.
This one >>218734688 is much better than this one >>218734658
>>218739524/pol/ is filled with anti trump people, libs, foreigners and people who loathe that Iran was invaded, that makes it the best forum for discourse and disagreements in political beliefs on the internet, not gonna find that balance on reddit
>>218734658Damn I feel old
>>218739524moot's biggest mistake was reopening /pol/ after shutting its precursor down
So many boomer and gen X icons are dying these days
>>218740537ok bro you got me.but admit that if you had internet in 2008 it meant you were filthy rich because a few people had it back then
>>218740442>>218740488it's still getting reruns here in CZECH REPUBLICwe really liked Chuck, he did some ads for ISP company a few years back and it wasn't even for the first time either iirc
>>218740516This shit started on 4chan. Even now there's shit that started on 4chan that people think is "normie culture" because it spread outside of the site.
>>218740445https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBDrI9h6BqoYou're gonna make it, man. Your dad knew/knows it.
>>218739621and now /b/ is by far the worst board of the two
>>218740636>so many 70-80 year old people are dyingincredible
>>218735584no it was libertarian newfag
>>218734551Fuck. The memes really made it look as if this day would never come.RIP.
>>218740526Of course but that's what I meant, they might never truly leave(because the rest of the internet is in an equally shitty place) but I am guessing that most of them only check this site on special occasions like this one. Am I wrong?
FUCK RIP
>>218740636Feels like icons in general are dying. Is there anybody from the past 10 years or so who could get a giant sticky like this?
>>218740560>thought ape was /r9k/, not /b/He was both but they replaced him on /r9k/ instead of smearing it all over everyone else's report queues.
>>218734551Major F
>>218740687that does explain a LOT about what happened
>>218740645Are you really calling Bush era internet niche? Literally every adult had access to it, it wasn't complex. It stopped being niche after Eternal September
>>218740307Less than Macgyver
>>218734551I hope he finds whatever he was looking for.
>>218739019It would be funny if bad luck Brian having an unexpected death this year. Jokes aside the dude surprisingly done well for himself, the meme magic sometimes also goes inverse it seems.
>>218740645>if you had internet in 2008 it meant you were filthy rich because a few people had it back thenwhy do newfags ALWAYS make up random shit about semantic facts? is it the low intelligence and rise of severe brain damage in the younger crowds? that reverse Flynn effect and everybody getting dumber sure isn't helping.>>218740687not him but was ape old9k or new9k? probably both huh. /r9k/ was always my 'main' board but i hated how moot drew tons of traffic to the board several times, fucking killing it (remember those top-of-the-page hyperlinks?), letting it become pre-/soc/, then undeleting it and allowing it to become such fucking filth.
>>218735654It's hard to take this seriously from a frogposter
>>218740709It took a while for everybody to have it in their homes, and even then most people weren't using it 24/7 like now. Being actively part of "internet culture" was kinda rare at first.
>>218740650Nice
>>218738217/biz/antine here
>>218740307When I was homeschooled they marathoned it like every morning on USA network
>>218739667hes immortalized in meme canon
>>218735039Fuck the depression posters, it's because most "action heroes" were already 40-50 when you found them. If you're a 90s kid, 80s boom and bang action was already dead, we were living in the post-nut glow. It's like watching WW2 vets die while we were in Iraq.
>>218740664It wouldn't be so bad if there was anyone to replace them but...
>>218740635moot religiously believed in the concept of containment boards because it worked with /jp/ and /mlp/, but refused to accept that /pol/ would become a crucible not containment, even when the janitors told him this at the time.
>>218740709>>218740731I-I...c'mon don't tell me that I was the only poor guy without internet, computers were expensive back then, my first time on the internet was on a public computer
>>218734613Do you really want to live forever?
>>218734551RIP a legend
>>218734551Vax status?
>>218735159All that Marvel Slop you watch? He did that for real.
>>218738539It might just beat Robin Williams, at least on /tv/ since he had stickies on multiple boards. Not sure Chuck has anither sticky somewhere.
>>218740815The vaccine died after getting injected with Chuck Norris
>>218739524/thread
>>218740756Public libraries and schools had accessible computer with internet since the late 90s. Even so, ethernet existed and I don't think that counts towards this. The dot-com bubble by 2000 (see the skyrocket in percentage) is also a cause for explosion, it was not niche then, that's my point. By 2005, every able adult was on MySpace unless they were dirt poor or a collegiate on FB
>>218740795moot thought politics was like any other hobby. Politics isn't a hobby like anime, video games or whatever /mlp/ was. It's a cult like lifestyle that demands to be spread
>>218736543IDGI
>>218734706As lame as it all was in retrospect I'm glad to have experienced the internet before it became a giant corporate datamining scheme full of ebegging influencers
>>218734551F.The Death wished to get own execution. It will be delivered by The Mister.
>>218734551R.I.P. to one of the founding stars for America's martial arts films era. I mainly know of Chuck Norris' work in those rather than Walker, Texas Ranger, but I greatly appreciate it nonetheless.
>>218734724why do faggots like you always have to shit up memorial threads?
>>218734658Hell Yeah
>>218740862Shut the fuck up, kike.
>>218740858>By 2005, every able adult was on MySpaceNah, MySpace was big, but far from everybody was using it yet. Older people didn't get involved either until Facebook was around for years.I wouldn't call 2000s internet niche by any means, but it was far less central to people's lives.
>3 and half hours old>still only 1k posts
The Brown Internet hates him. Why
>>218734724And?
Guys I think I killed him, I played pic related this week and was so mad about his performance being absolute ass, there's a higher than zero chance that my negative thougts sent him to the hospital.I'm sorry.
The Delta ForceMissing In ActionThe Octagon Way of the DragonMissing in Action 2Love Wolf McQuaidInvasion USACode of SilenceFirewalkerDelta Force 2
>>218738217/sp/ reporting in for the legend.
>>218740731>was ape old9k or new9k?He was onboarded as a janitor for both boards in 2012, maybe 2011. /soc/ and /adv/ were formed because over on /co/ a namefag called Movie Theater Lad was beginning to create social get-together/advice threads that encouraged people to share contact info and moot justifiably got nervous about this.
He didn't die he chuck a woodchuck chuck if a Chuck could would check chat.
>>218734551today we lost teh internet, lads
>>218740908This.Chuck Norris is a HUGE reason why any Boomer and Gen Xers even bother to do pushups, situps, or lift some weights anymore. He and Jean-Claude Van Damme
>>218739019James Rolfe is still alive.
>Meme man is dead>thousands of "in-on-it" boomers make cringe norris jokes and memes in comment fields in the local mediaTexas rangers wasn't even popular or big thing here. Most of them only knew him from le funneh reddit memes or facebook shit.That said, from what i've read about the dude, he seems like a nice, cool man who did right, so RIP to the actual person, not the persona people cry for.
>>218740862>whatever /mlp/ was
>>218740970Can't believe we got /CHUCK/ before we got /MUG/ today
>>218740957muzzies and muddies
>>218740802For what it's worth, we were both in the same boat anon.
>>218740957ignoring the politics, I find it weird that he's hanging out with Netanyahu, like why? why would a celebrity famous for action flicks be with him?
>>218740307never saw it, besides the jokes I know him as the first main Bruce Lee foe, pretty good fight but Game of Death definitely mogs
>>218739897kek
>>218740973ape being a newfag this entire time really shouldn't surprise me. blah
>>218740987
>>218734861>>218734724
>>218740957Politics brainrot, that's why.
>>218738217Insufferable /vr/knowitalls, reporting in.
>>218740957>ultra conservative>was a democrat until Obama and his radical retards destroyed the countryplease, if you won't kill yourselves I hope there is a time when the country will get together and do it for you
>>218734658You saucy bitch
>>218740973and i submitted too earlyI remember Movie Theater Lad but he wasn't the one creating bump limit RATE ME selfie threads on /r9k/ that went on for months and months and months before the board was deleted. I still think it's bizarre we even have an /adv/ board (just like a /soc/ board). /adv/ was basically the big normalfag containment board before new9k.
>>218740356you are born he same gender you will be for life no matter how much frankenstein shit you do
>>218740948You joke but this is the fastest sticky I witnessed live. At this rate we can reach 10k posts
>>218739792chris chan will never die
>>218740795And then rapeape, the current boss of 4chan decided to monetize the site with Qanon shit the second he got the keys to the door handed to him, and Hiro is all too happy to drink beer and do nothing.
>>218740795no such thing as containment boards, it only promotes discussion of whatever they are about which eventually becomes its own culture, /mlp/ is an entire universe with its own conventions and shit, it would just be a circlejerk general on /co/ otherwise
>>218740862moot did not take into account that people 30 years older than him who'd seen shitfights in the BBS/Usenet eras maybe had a better perspective on online human misbehavior than he did, and he really did not care for this being pointed out to him no matter how diplomatically. Reality setting in is ultimately what caused him to sell the place.
>>218741094Both of you faggots go date each other somewhere else.
>>218738216My condolences and please take care of yourself anon, even if it doesn't seem worth it right now.
>>218734551How is this possible?
REMINDER Chuck Norris wasn't actually a fighter or a tough guy but a pussy ass hollywood actorHis entire image is built on deceit. Bruce Lee was who y'all think Chuck was
we don't have the technologywe can't rebuild him
Hold me bros
>>218738216Sorry for your dad, him and Norris are fighting demons in hell. Stay strong for your dad and for those who love you.
>>218741189-I'm trans btw.
Is there a single board left that /pol/tards can leave their "war" at the door and just be respectful in mourning without making it about their current monthly obsession?
>>218741126Maybe he didn't take into account that people 30 years older than him would eventually become a significant portion of the userbase.
>>218734658winrar
>>218741189>In August 1969, Norris defended his world championship title at the International Karate Championship, which featured competitors from most US states and several countries.[19] He retained the title,[20] won Karate's triple crown for the most tournament victories of the yearlol dumbass
>>218734551The end of an era of martial art action stars, F
>>218740369kek
>>218734658Rock on.
>>218735034Not the original mr t vs everything precededed chuck norris jokes
>>218740847>It might just beat Robin Williams>>47558678
Another one bites the dust
>>218741245Even better, anon, it's Bruce Lee that never ever fought for a real title. Haha
>>218734688Hell yes.
>>218734658Damn i got stuck in hell with you fucks
>>218740307it wasn't quite the type of show the young demographic talked about to where you'd think it was but it ran so long and it's still in fairly wide syndication for good reason.>>218735584relative to the rest of the early and mid term internet there's nothing left about this place. it's just juvenile trolling like your own worthless shit here is. basically inmates of an asylum who need constant attention abusing the site popularity all circle jerking each other. it tragedy of the commons by a bunch of predominantly mainstream american obsessed and targeting shitposters, not "left" you stupid nigger.
One of the biggest stickies of all tine
OH NONONONO HAHAHAHAHA
>>218734551RIP GENERAL 86
>>218734658the rapture happened and we all got left behind
I remember watching Texas rangers but I can't recall a single episode specifically other than the native american one .
I loved Walker Texas Ranger but no one around me knew about it. Always made me sad I couldn't talk to anyone about it.
>only 2038 replies/tv/ is dead
>>218735442Solid dodge Ram.My fave Chuck Norris was when in the boyhood days I got to watch him in the big screen showing Expendables 2. That character, that lone wolf booker, took out the tank and a mercenary squad, badass... Loved that bit when he told Stallone and the gang the snake died after he was bit hahaha!!!
>>218741117>the current boss of 4chan decided to monetize the site with Qanon shit the second he got the keys to the door handed to him4chan kicked Qanon off this site (which is why the Christchurch shooter organized on 8-kun, I forget if the actual site name is still banned) not as fast as it could have but still. RA not having anyone maintain the server's code was a bigger problem.
>>218737938>>218738536This. 2012 wasn't the end of the world, it was the end of the 13th baktun (1618 AD-2012 AD) of a cycle which began in 3114 BC. The 13th baktun also happened to be the last baktun of the cycle, so we are now in a new plane of existence for the first time since 3114 BC.
>>218741357AI videos by Iran claiming to have been the ones that killed him coming soon to a turd world twitter slop account near you
>>218734551Rest in peace.>>218734658Very good anon, very good.
>>218741295Mirthaposting wasn't something I was expecting to see here today.
I recommend watching The Delta Force since the Iran shit is going on
>>218735946Movies have TV level writing now, so old shows have aged well.
>>218741453Sir. This is /tv/.>>>x/
>>218741215Look, even oldfags as old as us weren't expecting that to happen. We figured we'd be a rounding error at best.
ACHUCKA NORREEEEEEEHHHHHHHH
>>218734551Chuck Norris Barrens chat. If you know you know.
My heart is heavy.
>>218741444>organized on>can't say RAPE apeKill yourself glowniggerYou're going to burn in Hell for all eternity so just die now, nigger faggot
>people questioning if the vaxx did thisit's been one week since you looked at meCocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"
>>218734658Ok this one was good.
>>218734658I hope he visits our graves someday.
>>218734551This was posted a few days ago, was that poster from the future wtf?
>>218741547he was referring to the name of another imageboard which used to get you autobanned, not the name of rapeape you ESL derp
>>218741547>can't say RAPE apeI literally did in the previous post, didn't need your permission to use an abbreviation fucknuts
Chuck Norris Action Jeans saved my life.
>>218734658RIP /tv/
>>218739744Lebron better
>>218741444This will be off topic, but remember that moot had just resigned. At the time, pamphlet anon and Baruchthescribe, two jannies approached Rapeape with this idea on how to make 4chan bigger and faster (and thus making more money from ads and political campaigning), so he tolerated most of it unless it was damaging to optics, as they call it.Apparently, Apey makes over 150K bucks a year now. But i haven't seen evidence of THAT yet. Meanwhile poor naive jannies DO IT FOR FREE
>ctrl+f vax status>2 hits4chan is dying
>>218741467I just put it on, but that movie takes place in Lebanon
Goodbye Chuck Norris. You gave a lot of laughs, left behind a lot of memes, and left behind a lot of memories.
>>218741670>The Cannon Film Groupoh yeah it's kino time
>>218741670israel has been bombing the shit out of lebanon for some reason the last few weeks
>>218741587>ESL shitskin literally unable to read>>218741591Yeah man, humans totally reply to themselves in disagreement.Kill yourself now.
>>218739712Tic toc boomer. You only have a few years left!
"F"I put it in quotation marks because he probably just got bored(also I barely visit this site anymore, what the fuck is this captcha)
>>218734551Saw that thumbnail on the /tv/ catalog yesterday night or morning and didn't believe it. Then I was browsing Reddit and saw a thread about his passing. May Chuck Norris rest in peace and thanks for making some kino movies and television shows. I primarily remember Chuck Norris from the the colosseum fight with Bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon and also in the Sidekicks movie( with Johnathan Brandis and Mako, may they both rest in peace). I may have also caught a few episodes of Walker Texas Ranger and some of the Total Gym(I mistakenly thought it was BowFlex) advertisements during late at night he did in the 90s and early 2000s.
>>218740973>because over on /co/Of course, it's always /co/...
>>218741707>newfag can't admit to being wrong over the internetYou made a simple mistake but you are 12-25, new to 4chan, and think yourself above everybody else LOL
>He was in a bunch of B moviesyeah that is what everyone watched in the 70's and 80's nobody gave a shit about the other shit that won awards lol.
>>218741661No it's not>cntl+f Israel
>>218740957Funny how they didn't shittalk him over this while he was still alive.
rare classy move by the mods - gjchuck norris can't be contained to just 1000 replies
>>218734551It took 86 years but Chuck Norris finally pried apart the gates of heaven and forced God to let him in.
>>218734658I kneel sir.
>>218734551came all the way here to pay respects for the legend of all legendsF
>>218734551We'll never know if he actually had a third fist in his beard. R.I.P GOAT
>>218741748kid me didn't
>>218734551rest in piece, legend
>>218738681Sam Hyde
>>218734551I would say "rest in peace." But I know that even now, Chuck doesn't rest.
>>218741357>Everyone is a GREAT FRIEND OF ISRAELFuck me I needed a laugh thanks.
>>218734551https://youtu.be/TU_t60Ty3F8?si=NH5-R4lRoBXzVrXv&t=3351timestamped lol
RIP Legend
>>218741661>4chan is dyingantivirus status?
>>218741742>deflectionYou're going to kill yourself tonight, tourist.Try as you might, you've been seen and called out and now you're going to burn in Hell.Enjoy death.
>>218739436As a slav euro, we watched the fuck out of Chuck. Lone wolf mcquade, Walker, Bruce Lee duel, Delta Force...
>>218734658put me in the screencap
>>218738217/a/ hereChuck Norris was a legit badass
>>218735531
Ngl I never liked him and always hated the memes of him. So now I get to make fun of his death to all the redditors.
>>218741859>tourist>elaborate psychotic death fantasyWhy do you keep making such a big deal about being new to 4chan?
>>218734551Rest in RIP
>>218734551RIP he's kicking some angel ass in heaven now.
>>218741888based
>>218740307It definitely was his biggest gig. I don't even remember any other ones except the Bruce Lee movie.
>>218741888
>>218741889fuck off nigger
>If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.How is that even possible?
>>218735159He was my dad. He worked for Nintendo.
>>218741968chuck norris creates the rules of the universe
>>218741968yes
>>218741982he was my martial arts instructor
Another racist psycho gone makes the world a better place
>>218741968For that same reason Chuck Norris can divide by 0
>>218734658R.I.P. Legend
Chuck Norris deleted system32 and it made his computer faster.
>chuck's legacy lives on through sneed and feed (formerly chuck's)not a bad legacy
>>218734551RIP. Only ever knew him from the memes, but is there a particular Norris kino I should watch in his honor?
>>218741968>>218742000Can Chuck Norris go left in Super Mario Bros?
>>218734551Rest in peaceHe was a big guy for all of us
>>218742072The Delta ForceThe OctagonMissing in Action
>>218739621I started using 4chan in 2020 with webm threads on /pol/ because normiesites censored every-fucking-thing
>>218734658kek, it's kino!
>>218739425You mean when he was in his 40s?
>>218734658GOATED Norris post
Damn RIP ChuckThe Walker Texas Ranger clips were always the best part of Conan
>>218739621I remember when pol was just pro-western civ. Great times.
>>218734658Considering the freak weather I am having right now this might be a valid explanation.
>>218740965thank you!
>>218739517>the animatronics can get a little dolly at night...
>>218734551RIPI only know him from the memes, but the memes were good, and that is what is important.
>>218734688He just moved onto level 2!
>>218740996SO MUCH PORN
>>218734658Kek
>>218742098ty, adding to the backlog
>>218739046>/pol/ niggers unable to enjoy memes or appreciate lulzyou will never fit in anywhere, especially here
>>218734551Damn, the end of an era.
>>218742212>chuck norris created the chuck norris memeswhat a lad
>>218734551>entire world going to shit>now this happensFuck.>>218734658>no sweet release even after deathCan this day get any worse???
>>218742223You meant frontlog, right? Don't make Chuck come back for one more ass kicking
Chuck Norris COULD believe its not butter
RIP..
Chuck Norris was a man's man, zoomies don't have anyone even close and it's a shame.
>>218737606what movie is this, i forgot the name
>>218742353Troy
Oh no, are we looking at 2-3 months of dumb Chuck Norris jokes now?That's the real tragedy.
>>218742376thannk you!
>>218742253We salute this absolute legend
I don't think I've actually ever seen any of his movies, which ones are good?
>>218734551Who?
>>218742385I wish
>>218742385I'm going to enjoy it. The internet was a better place when Chuck Norris jokes were at their peak, you can't deny that.
>>218734658i don't get it, i mean i know the meme but don't get the joke
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTF NO WAY CHUCK DIED TOWARDS THE END OF THE WORLD
>>218742338>zoomies don't have anyone even close and it's a shame.there are plenty of "retro-only" zoomers so I guess some of them still had him.
>>218742434lol they have fucking Andrew Tate who is an effeminate homosexual.
>>218734658Funny.
>>218734645I'd never seen such a young man.
>>2187423975 other anons have already asked that. Read this rather short thread instead of repeating the question.
183-10-2 record6x world champion in full contact bare knuckle karate. Beat heavyweight kickboxing world champion Joe Lewis 3 consecutive times.315Ib bench press at 180lb bodyweight.10th degree black belt in Chun Kuk Do9th degree black belt in Tang Soo Do8th degree black belt in Taekwondo5th degree black belt in Karate3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu JitsuBlack belt in JudoRest in peace, Chuck.
>>218734551Damn, RIP>>218734658So this is what dying feels like...
Its sad how we don't get stars like Chuck anymore. Look around, there isn't one single guy.>>218742414Society at large was better back then. It's an undeniable fact.
>>218742476kino
I like to think he is drinking a beer with Bruce Lee right now.
>>218734658Damn bro you win.
>>218742513>there isn't one single guy.Be the change you want to see.
>>218742476I'm gonna bust out some karate later on. Everyone better watch out.
Paying my respectsF
>>218734613Everyone if given the chance
>>218742572no
>>218739792Considering he lives a relatively stress free life and besides autism has no major health issues, I could see him outliving even YouTube sloppers.
I think I could have beaten him in a fight in the last year or so
>>218740973who is the faggot currently on /x/?
>>218734551Maddox paid his respects.
>>218742605doubt it
>>218739524The problem is that they're right enough for them to think that being right is all that matters, when this place is for the lulz. Constantly interjecting political shit where no one needs it.>AM I WRONG, DUDE?
>>218734658This feels right. Like watching the sunset after a long day.
>>218742476Unprecedentedly based
Lets celebrate Chuck with his rap battlehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y
>>218737331>Trump doesn't represent most republicans, even though his singular brand of idiocy was the only thing the GOP had that could unite retards & fascists to marginally elect them into executive power
>>218742641Maddox is the saddest LARP in the history of the Internet.
>>218742414If Rick Astley goes any time soon I will be sorely disappointed if they don't temporarily make every single offsite hyperlink redirect to never gonna give you up.
>>218734551Um um uhhhhhh Chuck Norris didn't die, Die Chuck Norrised. ...Did I do it right?
Never made any good movies, had some memorable scenes with Bruce Lee and the only reason he stayed relevant for non boomers were the jokes that were ass even back then.F for him being a sportsman though.
>>218741189Nonsense. Chuck and Bruce were actual friends and they sparred outside of movie sets as well.
>>218734658Worth it desu
>>218742708I only know of this dude because of a skin in Interactive Buddy
>>218742730No, baka.Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
>>218742731sorry you have shit taste in movies
>>218742724Astley is only 60 and still routinely does tours. I'd be surprised if we lost him until 20 years from now.
>>218738217/qa/
RIP legend :^(with love, from /an/
>>218734642That’s very finely written.
kek>>218742868
>>218742868took you long enough
based mods
>Not the Delta Force thememods :(
>>218742868NICE!
>>218742868>music suddenly startsUtterly based.
>>218742868thanks for the autoplay mods
>>218742868Eternal
>>218742868holy autoplay spooked me
>>218742868based
>>218742868This doesn't feel good anymore
>>218742587He is pretty chubby though
>>218740635No, his biggest mistake was betraying everyone and banning gamergate discussion. Almost every user worth a shit left immediately after that.
>>218742868Sneakily based
>>218742868Started playing automatically, perfection.
>>218742868ONLY ONE CAN SURVIVEI WONDER WHO IT WILL BE
>>218741189>Br -ACK!
>>218742868
>>218742868wtf?????
>>218742868board tourist heredo you guys on /tv/ just get to fucking post instant embed jewtube videos or is this a mod doing stuff?
>>218742868Fuck you, this jump scared me
>>218742868A song from a more civilized age
>>218742868wtf
>>218742868THEN GANDALF THE GREY AND GANDALF THE WHITEAND MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL'S BLACK KNIGHTAND BENITO MUSSOLINI, AND THE BLUE MEANIE,AND COWBOY CURTIS, AND JAMBI THE GENIEROBOCOP, TERMINATOR, CAPTAIN KIRK, AND DARTH VADERLO PAN, SUPERMAN, EVERY SINGLE POWER RANGERBILL S. PRESTON AND THEODORE LOGANSPOCK, THE ROCK, DOC OCK, AND HULK HOGANALL CAME OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FASTAND THEY WHOOPED CHUCK NORRIS AND HIS COWBOY ASS ;_;
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINYYYY
>>218742868i pronouncd this band as "lee-mon" demon for the longest time until i heard some youtuber mentioned it like 20 years later
If you play Wow ,you die
>>218742963Mod magic
Posting Chuck Norris classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGozo1h1k4g
>>218742868classic
>>218739752not quite 2000 but seeing the name chuck made me think of this memehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs
>I'm sorry, but it's time.
A-CHUCK-A NORRIIIISSS
>>218734551But could Chuck Norris break one of these?
>>218742868Was playing m&b warband and then suddenly this started playing kek
>>218742868epic win
>>218742868Oh yeah this is the normal one. I always expect everyone to start getting fucked, I think I actually forgot that the sex one wasn't the original.
>>218743032Forgot this was a thing, thanks for reminding me
>>218734551THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
>>218742868BASED
>>218743026kek
>>218742868Kino
>>218742900https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06Uu4CRKj1o
Whats this music? Ah.The Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny.
Any Chuck Norris in Oblivion enjoyers here?
>>218742868>having a nap >auto playScared the shit outta me
>Let's cry for a man who was a propaganda figure for the USA we see todayChucky didn't know it then, but people like him shaped USA into the demonic warmonger culture entity it became now. Not his fault, he didn't realize what sort of people those after him would be.
>>218742868not cool mods i just choked on my drink
>>218742868This shit scared the fuck outta me
>>218742868the audio is coming from this postyoutubemutezanzibar
>>218734551i remember my first introduction to chuck norris jokes being this dumbass meme wiki back in like 2008hope he finds joy where he decided to go now
>>218743124You got it wrong. America has always been a based martial nation and Chuck was a natural expression of it.
THEN GANDALF THE GREY
>>218743180AND GANDALF THE WHITE
CUE PORNO MUSICA FUNKY JIVE CHORUSDOWN FROM THE HEAVENSCAME NAKED CHUCK NORRISWHO DISCOVERED A DICKAS HARD AS BONESATTACHED TO THE CROTCHOF INDIANA JONES
im in my 80s i was a big star from the 70s till the late 90s im next
posting in ebin sticky
>>218743209Harrison Ford?
Today, we are ALL Chuck Norris.
>>218735171tobuscus much love bro
>>218743209Bruce Willis
>>218743294Bruce Willis wasn't a star until the mid 80's
The Vaxx doesn’t vaxx Chuck Norris, he vaxxes the vaxx.
>>218743209Just enjoy the rest of your life and make arrangements for after your death.
>>218734807>and... now it's the thread bgmMODS ARE GODS
>>218743201THIS IS THE ULTIMATE ORGIEOF HOMOSEXUALITY
>>218742868Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the GenieRobocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo-Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan
Chuck Norris didn't die, he's just having a stern word with God about all this nonsense.
>>218742868All these years I still remember it all by hearrt. Probably my favourite internet vid of all time.Big, big F
>>218743209Jack Nicholson
RIP Peter Steelehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ3aiM8K6D0
RIP Boss
>>218734551I told my friend Chuck Norris passed (not dead, never dead) and he replied"well yea he was old" I responded"He wasn't old he was simply giving time a chance."
>>218743172>has always been a based martial nationThen you should stop being butthurt about china being the same
>>218735654>soulless niggers shitting on everythingthat's /mu/, not /tv/
>>218734658(You)
>>218734658cheeky bastard
what in the hecking fuckRIP
>>218734551RIP YOU BADASS
>>218734853Haven't heard from him at all today.
>>218743440That's literally every single board.
Gone too soon. RIP.
>>218743439we bait, nigger
Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee in heaven:>Hey man, I probably deserved to lose in Return of the Dragon. It was always the fans creating that beef anyways, we were always cool, right homie?>*Bruce Lee in a wise Chinese man voice*>No matter who won, who loss. In end, we both die, same destination.
>>218734642Damn. Press X to respect
>board is trashy spam every single day>it's a sticky so let's pretend we caredsick of this circlejerk shit
>>218739901>bluetheboneIt's not often you get someone who knows how to actually make sexy women with anime style, but when you do, it's kino.
>trannies dancing on Chuck Norris's graveman democrats must be seething at their lack of self-awareness.
>>218743553u guyz are supposed to be le internet hate machine>dips menorah
>>218743553don't cut yourself on that edge bucko
>>218742868Classic video. Thank you mods.RIP Aaron CarterRIP Chuck Norris
>>218734551literally who?
>>218734551>>218734658>>218734688Shut down the internetThis is itRIP
>>218742868This is the ultimate showdown of OLD GODZILLA
I am a little surprised how slow this thread is, I'd have thought this kind of news would've really shocked people, even today.
>>218743478/tv/ is too horny to seriosuly talk about films sometimes but here people actually like films and shows. /mu/ is a whole other level of schizophrenic demonic spam. I think it's a few severely mentally ill posters who spam non-stop as if their lives depend on it, the 'hateful shitposting':'I like X' ratio is 5:1 minimum and it all sounds the same.
>>218734551This rap is filled with some kind of soul despite it all.RIP.
The Founding Fathers of the US were Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, John Adams, Ben Franklin, and Chuck Norris.
>>218734551Rip, my nigga
>>218743504To troll you need to put in some falsehood in there, Ivan, this isn't like you guys
>>218734551>>218743595The redditiors are happy
I wish there were more memes like there were in the early 2000s.I wish /pol/ would finally shut the fuck up.
>>218743555Eh, I don't like the added detail and the exaggerated proportions. Ranma already looked the sexiest in the original anime/manga(Rumiko is a phenomenal artist when it comes to lineart)
>>218743209>im in my 80s i was a big star from the 70s till the late 90s im nextman there's a lot of actors that fit this
>>218743765Chuck Norris could have eaten babies for breakfast and it wouldn't have made the jokes less funny.
>>218743598>>218743606i saw one post about Chuck Norris in a few weeks ago. Before that it had been well over a year. None of you cared enough to make a thread. Where is this this supposedly legitimate concern?Stickies are just a twitch stream chat of bullshit>F
>>218743765their infantile semantics gave me cancer.
>>218743696I agree that /mu/ is even worse but I would say that 4chan as a whole feels very empty when it comes to proper discussions nowadays.
>>218734658Toasting in epic bread
>>218743765>redditors being redditorsI despise these fuckers so much
>>218743538And then they fug and Hitler joins in.
>>218734802Fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>218743817>why do you suddenly care when something happenswild stuffThere isn't a Jack Nicholson thread up currently, but there definitely will be a thread when he dies. You wanna wager a guess why that might be, autism king?
>>218743765Child molesting redditors are the mosy pathetic creatures on the planet.
Chuck was a nice guy past his persona he was known for. But it angers me to see how people who hasn't even thought about him suddenly "crying". It's such a pathetic sheep herd behaviour, and every time some celebrity they barely know, seen or heard about.Meanwhile doctors, scientists, engineers and all those who keep society floating gets no tears (and often gets accused of being a part of some evil gang like "green energy" or "illuminati" or "vaxx")Humans are fucking pathetic.What did Chuck do for you that helped your life unlike the midwife who brought you into life? A good man died, but it was not your friend, it was not someone who even know you exist, yet you shed more tears for this person than those who actually seen you exist at the very least.
F, for the Fact Man.
>>218738217/r9k/
FChuck Norris didn't die, Death got Chuck Norris'd
>>218734551Posting this in his honorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jINHW8pTT-0
>>218743838There's too much bait also. Endless bait.
>>218743879Clearly that anon uses his precognition to mourn people's deaths ahead of time for maximum efficiency.
>>218735773Lol
>>218734751imagine the rematch going on right now
>>218743909How are things there nowdays?Any hopes for becoming a blue board without faggots and women any time soon?
>>218743866It's literally the same here you retard. Except nowadays the modern zoomer anon is just being contrarian to whatever the site they originally grew up on says.Old 4chan and old anons are dead and gone. We're just another aggregator site but for "current" opposites, just like how we mocked and laughed at bush and conservatives when HE was in power. Though i guess that too is a "culture" of ours getting eradicated due the MAGA gang if /pol/ is any measure.
>>218738217/tv/ reporting in
>>218743901>you shed more tears for this person than those who actually seen you exist at the very least.Do you realize how hyperbolic and feminine you're being right now?
>>218743765goddamn what vile fucking losers.
When did the 2000s start feeling like the 80s?
>>218744009Not an argument, retard. Make a counter claim or shut the fuck up like the sissy bitch you apparently are.
Fuck. I watch Walker every day after dinner for teh lulz. It's not gonna be the same anymore. RIP Chuck.
>>218734613I'd only want to live forever if I stopped aging at like 23.
Walker? I barely knew her!
>>218734658Damn right
>>218743901I have a theory that the death of a celebrity, such as an actor, feels more shocking than the death of an ordinary person because of the emotional connection we build with them through their work. We associate them with the movies or shows that entertained us, made us laugh, or helped us escape from reality. In a way, they become linked to moments of joy, comfort, or nostalgia in our lives. So when they die, it feels like we’re losing not just a person, but also a part of those experiences and emotions. That’s why their death can feel unexpectedly personal and more impactful
>>218734551/b/ should have a sticky toofuck, I want to go to the barrens
>>218744057Haha you're angry about something and now you're in a Chuck Norris obituary thread acting like woman on the rag.
/cm/ hopping in. I'm a fag and I'm sad D:>RIP Norris
>>218743999I know this place is a shithole too. At least, I can say you're a niggerfaggot here, retard. Now go back
>i was just watching a thing he was inno you weren't
>>218742868Based and appreciated.
>>218743970unlikely.
>>218743765Chuck Norris doesn’t vote for president, The President votes for Chuck Norris.
>>218744147Chuck Norris is the cutest male
Chuck Norris didn't die, he just went home
>>218743209Sly Stallone is a Neko-Arc Stan?!
*And anyone who thinks that anyone would "cry more" over a celeb death than even a pet death, is stupid, simple as.My eyes got misty for a minute, but then I remembered his legacy and where he went to (Heaven) so it's all right, like "Please Give Me Attention!" anon just said, it's not like I knew him, but massive respect, Mr. Norris. My dad liked you. That's enough for me.
>>218744105You're not wrong, if we see a face on the screen "every day" so to say, it's natural it becomes familiar to us, and if that face causes us positive emotions over time, then all the stronger that "bond" is.But being unable to separate the fact that it's still just a face on the screen and a real person makes a person no better than a conditioned rat who as well respond with distress if that friendly face disappears in tests. Ergo the sheep herd.It's okay to mourn an entertainer's death, but nowadays it's like their deaths are the only ones people care about, some care more than even when their own family members die.
>>218743765Redditors should be sacrificed to their horrible master moloch>>218743628if you're talking about the nigger in your retarded discord gif then yes, literally who
When I was in the Air Force I would work at a remote training range with 5 or 6 dudes a week at a time. We watched Walker every single day. I thought it was a corny ass show but I was the lowest raking person there so I always just watched whatever. One time a horizontal construction tsgt was like " I cant believe you guys like this shitty show." and I was like "holy based."Walker and JAG probably on SPIKE (assuming spike existed in 2003, I dont remember.)Other than that I only know him from that movie where the asian military officer is a pedo and has the kids and Chuck has to save the kids from the commie pedo. Anyone know that movie?
>>218734956You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>218744011These people are unbelievably petty and cannot be reasoned with, every word they say is poisonous to any that read it. They will kick and scream until the moment they are disposed of never understanding anything about the world they live in.
CHUCK NORRIS STARS IN... CHUCK NORRIS!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKHS25q4tBw
>>218744105McScreenshotted.
>>218744179
>>218734551THIS IS A BIG STICKY
>>218743765>"You're just as horrible as the people who say "But both sides are bad".">Is proving both sides are just as bad
>>218744158Hi nu/b/tard. Settling in yet? Feeling comfy? Don't worry about your father having his "son and father" moment shoving his cock into your mouth, he's busy getting drunk for the next few hours!
>>218734551F>>218734658Holy Zased
>>218743970/r9k/ is the best place to snag a mentally unstable 19 year old girl and make her your housepet
>>218744244> My dad liked you. That's enough for me.Your dad also liked Taquisha on the corner for only charging 3 bucks a blowjob.Chop chop, live up to daddy's good list!
>>218734956>spent his life trying to make life worse for every minorityI wish
>>218744011>>218743765These are just engagement bots and you're falling for the bait.
>>218734551>>218734658>>218734688o7 (dubs)
>>218744340>Chop chop, live up to daddy's good list!why do trannies type like this?
>>218744295Based brother AI, we could NEVER have thought up such a post by ourselves! Thank god there's still some organic humans out there
>>218744296here's your badass
>>218744338Wrong,Chaturbate is if you have money
>>218744338Did that work for you
RIP NorrisRoundhouse kicking death
>>218744340Good post, totally not a teenageranon. That was thought provoking.Now, do you have anything to say with respect to the dead or do you want to keep proving that your parents don't love you?
>>218744379Kek, how fucking ironic is this post?You have never seen a single episode of Texas Ranger if you think "chop chop" isn't related. Fucking newfag tourists. Fuck off filthy parasite.
>>218743765>>218744302Do you get angry when a retard keeps posting the same bullshit on /tv/ just to have the last word? Treat redditors the same way.
>>218744405nah this is my badass>>218742476
>>218744391That's not what I meant. Was just saying I liked the comment so I saved it.
For me it's this version,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj-27_hfJMM
>>218734613That’s not Brian May
>>218744438>live up to daddy's good list!I'd tell you to kill yourself, but odds are already pointing in that direction.
>>218744379They can't type real offensive words because they have a permanent record hanging above their heads attached to all their real names so they poison their brains to type like condescending kindergartners to keep from being ostracized/banned on their communities. The guy you're replying to is just pretending because he implied sex work is wrong. Which would result in his fellow liberals killing him and then protesting his funeral.
The frightening thing these days is you don't know if you're talking to edgy 15 year olds or bitter 60 year old boomers.
>>218734688this
>>218744302in a real site you could just call jeedeye a nigger and that would be it
>>218744438Nta, but I watch Walker Texas Ranger and have no freaking idea on what you're trannyizying over.
>>218741106Gender isn't real.
>Wonder why there's so many anons pretending they care about some old tv star>Realize that this is the current population of modern 4chan ever since "they" initiated the operation
nostalgia critic was the absolute peak of chuck norris>CHUCKA NORRIISS!!!just golden
>>218744505>trannyizyingUhm bro... I don't think that word is in the dictionary.
>>218744181Chuck Norris will be resurrected on Easter Sunday
>>218744495i like to keep it vague enough that it frightens you
>>218744463You could say, you even upvoted it and pinned it. Just like back on the homesite eh
>>218744548>Uhm bro...there xhe goes again
>>218742476>bunch of unique lifetime achievements>will be ultimately ignored because he didn't like lasagna garlic breadwhat a shame
>>218738217/feg/ here. This sucks, man.
>>218744558I don't think you've ever done anything with an end goal in mind.
>>218744442Redditors are 8/10 bots at this point, with the other 2/10 liking all the things the other 8 bots say as engagement bait. https://9to5mac.com/2025/06/26/reddit-is-being-spammed-by-ai-bots-and-its-all-reddits-fault/It turns out having a system that exclusively cultivates a hugbox results in bots pushing eachother up to the front page, saying inflammatory shit for (You)s, liking each other, and then repeating this so they can subtly influence communities. And even Reddit's admins admit they can't do anything about it because the like/dislike system exclusively favors bots who never sleep.
>>218734658EPIC FOR THE WIN
>>218734551>All these jokes and memes about him being the strongest and most invincible thing ever>Still diesHe died long after all those memes stopped being popularStill RIP
>>218738400>>>/wowg/>>218738515>>>/wotg/>>218738693>>>/uma/>>218738693>>>/nfl/>>218738771>>>/uh/>>218739003>>>/funkg/This enrages my autism. Generals are not boards. Subreddit mentality.
>>218736543I don't get it.
>>218744569Is "dude" better? Also nta.
>>218744526see >>218742868
>>218744526Chuck Norris was already a meme back when you were still in your gay daddy's balls lil zoom
is it meant to play over itself?I used to love this song
>>218744526>old tv starfinna fr fr no cap im 18 n sheeeittt n never heard of internet humor yt ppl dying out like :skull: :skull: :skull:
>>218744548Many words aren't until they are, tranny.Btw, an hero.R.I.P. Chuck.
>>218744526You get confused about a lot of things on 4chan, don't you.
>>218744608Yeah, unfunny boomer culture from the newgrounds era, we know. Btw you only have 20 years left top, boomer. You lived over half your life watching that cringe.
>>218744604not talking like a retarded child raised by a single mom would be better
RIP to a real nigga
>>218744526>old tv star:skull:
>>218744648Nta, but you'd be taken more seriously if you used capitalization and periods.
>>218744625>Motivational posterThat's early 2010 faggotry, millennial scum. Go suck on a tree you faggy hippy
>>218744526because nobody would mourn a new tv star or even know who they are.
>>218744526>MAGATARDSepic
>>218744526
>>218744637Then what's the definition?>>218744648Ok. Calm down, dude.
>>218738217/o/ here, he's probably riding with Dale right now
>>218744596/wowg/ is the one that countshttps://youtu.be/zKaIlT_lK1sit's a shit furfag general lately so don't bother
>>218744687got it... I will use more periods... and exclamation marks... lol!
>>218744693is that what they told you on know your meme?
>>218744647>unfunny boomer cultureyet here you are seething about it begging for (You)sBack2reddit
>bunch of 15-20 year olds who "lurked" via encylopediadramatica pretending to be oldfags and boomersHoly fucking shit, gas this generation already and start over (keep the girls though, their evolved titties are far better than what we had)
>>218744596A fair complaint
>>218744729>I will use more periods.Too bad you will never have one LMAO
>>218743817nigga we had a thread the moment chuck hit hospitalalso lurk moar faggit
watching The Delta Force rn, this is kino. Wish I knew. RIP
>>218736543>Chuck Norris got the covid vaccine and it actually worked.
>>218734721Covid ended when it tested positive for Chuck Norris faggot
In this house, Chuck Norris is a hero. End of story.
>>218743817It's not about if we care about the guy, but that we show that we are a legion. We are all sad about this dude because i mean, what else do we have if not the flock?
He's together with Kirk now.
>>218743209Frank Stallone nooooooo
>>218744855>not two uzi'sc'mon
Remember guys: /pol/ is a containment board to make sure it doesn't spread!
>>218735477Rest in peace, ranger
>>218734551Rip
>>218744855>absolutely no recoilat least AI gets this part right (when you tell it to)
>>218744261Walker is a good "Old people turn it on and walk away only occasionally glancing at it to get what is happening" show. My grandparents had it on all the time, because they basically never watch TV but keep it as background noise, they could always see what was happening because literally every episode is the same. It's always terrorists attacking SMALL TOWN RURAL AMERICA HEART OF FREEDOM and that girl who looked 20 years younger than Norris gets kidnapped and then black sidekick and Norris come in six-guns blazing and save the day, also there's an explosion. That's it. I just spoiled every episode.But if you just want to watch Invasion USA on repeat, that's the show for you.
>>218744855there's no kickback because the submachine guns were afraid norris would kick them back
>>218738217/mlp/ in
>>218737070Chad Norris
reminder that delta force was produced and financed entirely by the israeli government as a propaganda piece and yet menahem golan made forster the terrorist into the main character norris and marvin are barely in it
>>218744921Can't believe Batman died
>>218744797This one.
>>218744905Those aren't usiz you fucking moron
>>218735531top kek, all of them>Chuck norris once downed a bottle of sleeping pills. It made him blink
>>218734551Nobody has ever gotten a sticky on /tv/. They were just beta testers for Chuck. F.
>>218744958That's ok, our entire government is produced and financed by the Israeli government and I'm still living in a society. RIP The chuckster, let's hope the sneedster can live up to the legacy.
>>218737090Both were legit cool
>>218734551>"Undercover agent Vanilla Ice, who trained under Commander Chuck Norris, uses his skill set to dispatch a plane overrun by the undead before fighter jets can neutralise it to save humanity from a zombie outbreak"This is his final movie btw. It's coming out later this year.
>>218744969Every gun Chuck Norris fires is an Uzi, and if it's not an Uzi, it's an M60
>>218744969that's exactly what he said
>>218744969>not two uzi's insteadthere, since you are too fucking stupid to figure that out on your own
>>218734551Wow, really?How many nukes did they have to drop on him?
>>218737070So he's the enemy of modern 4chan. Good riddance. You can be gay and chud now boomer.
>>218744969That anon never said they were..
>>218737355>>218735518When you're 86 almost anything can kill you. I had a grand uncle who was a former marine that fell in the shower and broke a rib, and was so embarrassed about it that he didn't tell anyone. He was weightlifting several days after and his deadbeat son went to bed before him, he then drank a hard scotch. Went to bed himself, never woke up. He was 89, they think internal bleeding. Literally all signs showed he was healthy that day.
>>218744991>it's actually realdamn
>>218737070Don't worry. You won't have to see him again where you're going faggot.
I have one:Chuck Norris once made an off-topic post on /tv/. As soon as he hit Enter all the jannies were perma-banned from all boards.
>>218745014>>218745016>>218745052Sorry, i was drinking my sorrow away since the news dropped because a great sexy man died so i misread it in my drunken slurry view. God they don't make studs like that anymore do they. At least i can still make more AI of him and trump double tagging me like red blood americans.
>>218745030KEK post this on blusky and remind them of the kind of person dancing and cheering Chuck's death.>They can't dance any harder or their diapers will break
>>218744991We HAVE TO all go see this movie in theaters now
>>218744905this
>>218745105Anon... Bluesky and twitter IS the 4chan userbase now.we experienced the great replacement theory in a microscale. But at least we kept our self harming values!
>Click on the Wikipedia for Chuck Norris>Editors keep changing the main image to see which is bestWell /tv/ what Chuck Norris image would you chose?
>>218745134according to 4chan stats: It's more like we got a tiny replacement and the small group of subhumans were so embarrassing that 40% of the site quit posting. We're down to somewhere around 2008 levels of activity.I hope to eventually become so tiny that even the shitposters and bots realize there's nothing to gain from (You)s and quit, bringing us full circle.
>>218745167This one
>>218745167
>>218745167hey reddit. here's a (You)
>>218745167>Well /tv/ what Chuck Norris image would you chose?the thumbs up image from dodgeball
>>218745167I'd show this one from his social: >>218735477 at least somewhere on the page, just to show that he was healthy and not decrepit as late as January.
>>218744991I mean it sound more entertaining than the CGI slop Hollywood usually cranks out.
>>218745249>incendiary roundsdon't fuck with norris
the last thread of American masculinity died, RIP Chuck
Rest in Power
>>218734551I had just rewatched Way of the Dragon. Rest in peace, Chuck
>>218740635he reopened /pol/ because Epstein (yes, jeffrey Epstein) had a talk with him. it's in the files. Im not joking
>>218741889lib
>>218734551lol get rekt
formerly sneed norris
>Amazing Digital Circus Episode 8 gets delayed for 6 months>Same time, Chuck Norris diedDo you think?
>>218745428>>218745438kill yourself
>>218745189That's not even remotely true. Activity has been stable since 2016 and peaking each election due TOTALLY not the election and totally not government and marketing groups!While /tv/ may be on a low turn over time since the peak, other easily influenced boards like /v/, /vg/ and /pol/ has more posts per day than ever compared to then.The month long downtime of 4chan and the reduction of jannies really did hurt the numbers though. Guess not even anon can stand the endless unmoderated shitposting by a few schizos claiming their "generals" on boards
Rest in peacehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKHS25q4tBw
>>218745428retard, that was just a /pol/ conspiracy because of coincidental datesmoot himself came back to confirm it wasn't true
>>218734551bruce lee was really shit at chokes when it took so long
Imagine if /tv/ was about movies and tv shows, and /pol/ about politics and not /x/
>>218736543chuck norris jokes really are one of the great pinnacles of the internet.
>>218734551>The Grim Reaper can finally sleep in peace without worrying about Chuck Norris defeating him
Death took Chuck Norris in his sleep.Death didn't like its chances otherwise.
>>218745566imagine if the internet wasn't just one giant corporate political propaganda network. I remember, Chuck Norris was the biggest meme on the internet.
>>218745531Oh well if moot said so...
>>218745428Why would Epstein tell Moot to help expose this child trafficing operation?
>>218745566In this house, Chuck Norris is a hero. END OF STORY
>>218744526All these old geezers all died from COVID by now.
>>218738217/a/ reporting in
Chuck Norris didn't think the moon landing was real. So he went himself to find out.
I already liked him from texas ranger and the memes, but now I love him for triggering leftshits
>>218734551>he died on a Hawaiian island>now another one is getting floodedNOT A COINCIDENCE
>>218745502>Guess not even anon can stand the endless unmoderated shitposting by a few schizos claiming their "generals" on boardsAgain, it will reach critical mass. Eventually even the shitposters and bots (Who, unlike our staff, do not do it for free) will realize that it's pointless to continue shilling
lel
>>218745640there's literally 0 evidence for it other than coincidental dates
Grim Reaper to Keith Richards:"I COME FOR YOU!"(that scene where Paul sets his sights on Shadam IV in Lnych's Dune)
Fags really are incapable of not being the most hateable group of "people" on the planet earth.Literally nobody gives a fuck that Chuck Norris was a chud with chud opinions, Chuck Norris jokes are a huge part of internet history so people are saluting the man they are based off. But fags cant just let that be they have to make it all about themselves and not allow anyone to be happy for a single second. They act like this then wonder why meme's get made everytime a tranny ACK's themselves.
>>218744526>Libtard exposes himself as a newfag and underaged
>>218745702>he hatedHe didn't hate anyone, but any rational thought is lost on these suicidal retards.
>>218745728>Chuck Norris drops dead on an island>The island drops to the bottom of the oceankek
Chuck Norris went to the Virgin IslandsNow its just the Islands
>>218745702He didn't hate blacks. What part of their mental illness tells them such a thing?
>>218745566didn't you hear the news? boards aren't actually about their identifying markers and they're all just shitposting grounds>nobody on /tv/ watches moviesthose lines are bullshit from newfag. i blame screenshot compilation images.
Even Chuck Norris could not defeat Time...
>There's a whole generation of zoomers who missed out on the golden age of the internet
>>218745428>Im not jokingNo, just retarded>moot meets a guy named Boris by chance and talks to him for an hour>Boris thinks moots a cool guy>moot reopens /pol/>Boris tells Epstein to meet moot>moot meets Epstein a month later>moot reopens /hc/
>>218745810gotta try and get as many minority groups on your side as possible
>>218745838There's a whole generation of people alive today that was born AFTER zoomers.
>>218734551The Ultimate Orgy > The Ultimate ShowdownLowTax sucks off the Ebaumsworld guy
>>218738217[s4s] reporting in
>>218745838>>218745868'zoomer' is a 'zoomer' term and you look stupid every time you use it
>>218745810Anyone who doesn't want 100%of their taxes going to gang members, is racist against blacks.
>>218734551RIP, his name was one of those you could mention to a random grandma in some third world country and she'd know it and understand the jokes.
>>218745927OK zoomer
>>218745764The fags trying to dishonor Chuck weren’t even sperm cells back then. It’s no surprise they don’t have attatchments to the old internet.
>>218745805Chuck Norris went to the Virgin IslandsNow he's a Virgin
>>218734956>a guy who spent his life trying to make life worse for every minority
>>218745733>it's pointless to continue shillingYou are quite the optimist i see, thinking many of these anons are paid actors and not just fucking losers with severe mental illnesses. I take it you haven't spent much time on /vg/ where these creatures are the most visible over time? Some dying generals is just 5-10 schizo losers fighting while treating it as their personal discord channel
>>218745838>he thinks zoomers don't know Chuck NorrisI'm starting to think these posts whining about zoomers are made by either gen alpha or zoomers themselves.
>>218739769to clarify, im the guy who didnt really see chuck norris media on tv and im norwegian. you might have seen it very late at night on certain channels if you caught them, but other than that it wasn't really something everybody knew about
>>218744526Oh dear, the MIGA tourists did NOT like this exposure!
>ultra conservative hateful super bigot racist homophobe Chuck Norris was a democrat until 2012we will reach a breaking point where normal people stop tolerating these mentally ill retards, and I hope it happens before I die so I can laugh at them getting their comeuppance because I am a hateful super bigot racist fag hater.
>>218744302>R*dditors having to make shit up about a dead guy just to hate himNobody cared about this shit until the 2010's when the internet became shittierRetarded children looking for stupid shit to get mad at
Big F. I do miss the memes from way back in the day. It's pretty grim how so many people from my childhood are already dead.
>>218745838>Golden age of the internet>fart jokes and "the joke is porn"Ah yes, the newgrounds generation.YOU filth is the new generation who missed out on usenet kino before it was ruined by thirdies from literally any country but America, UK. Australia and Canada.Not that i expect any manchild here to know what the usenet was.
just gonna post cause i respect this guy for that one bruce lee movie, good chidlhood rolemodel for me
>>218734956Hey now, it’s not his fault. Compared to him, all our lives are worse than his.
>>218734935More like life lost!
Keep posting these funny memes! I'm uploading them all to my facebook so our fellows can enjoy them!
>>218745981Those losers won't ever go away, but the ragebait bots and engagement shills are paid, so they will eventually realize there isn't money to be made with a few hundred autistic losers
>>218735490Internet memes
>>218744504>https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/comments/1ryy2s4/comment/obiim59/?context=3Be the change you want to see anon.
>>218745751Except for moot's frantic denial. And the fact that /pol/ has served as the ADL's best source of legitimizing propaganda throughout its existence.
I barely remember this dude. Texas never aired here, and i doubt anyone saw the bruce lee movie he starred in. Was he an actual good actor? Or are we just memeing because of the memes he birthed like with steven segal?With just one movie under his belt before becoming a serialized actor... Hmm, actual stars don't follow that path. Just saying.
>>218740995Ah bloo
It's over.
In soviet russia, Chuck Norris’ you
>>218741033Bet he was a evangelist
>>218734551Chuck Norris isn’t dead, he just gave Death a 86 year head start
>>218740564It's actually Americans who are the most hated
>>218741033Why would royalty hang out with an american-jewish business man? Why would a german protect the chinese during the sino-japanese war? Why would anyone with fame and power visit someone else?It is a mystery!
literally what has chuck norris done the past 40 years, did he just fuck off and retire on a ranch?
>>218738216We are here for you, bro
And when Jackie chan dies, the same people here and elsewhere will be screaming "CCP SHILL ROT IN HELL" when all he did was make movies showcasing his cultural roots too.
>>218738217/vp/ reporting RIP
>>218738217/X/ reporting in
>>218746243He was a decent actor, but not the greatest. That's okay because in real life not everyone "acts" the same anyway. What he did, in the genres that he did them in, which were action-drama and comedies, was well worth watching. I mean, don't expect MacBeth and you'll be fine.
>>218738216stay strong
>>218734658Noice.
>>218742804Gemmy
Currently watching The Delta Force, can't believe this movie was rated poorly, what the fuck?
>>218746331this is a sticky. it's a circlejerk thread. you're supposed to pretend for internet points
I haven't used /tv/ in almost an year. Has anything interesting happened while I was away or just the same old shit?
>>218734551Zion dog
>>218746373And when Shatner dies, we won't be able to grieve without a million bots, jeets, and /pol/smokers that won't shut up that he's Jewish, therefore Star Trek=bad because they are brainwashed.
Chuck Norris once impregnated a covent of nuns. Their offspring would later become the 1972 dolphins.
>>218734551Chuck Norris is still alive we all collectively stopped living
>>218746421nope
>>218742691Dilate>>218742868
>>218746421shut up fag
>>218746410no im asking what actually happend with him, i dont really know too much about his career outside of walker and a couple of b movies? did he make fuck you money and retired or did he just slowly (unwillingly) fade out?
>>218734658Here's an upvoot and some reddit karma, kind stranger
>>218742868Time is a cruel mistress....
>>218742691Did you make up a fake quote to make yourself angry? Thats so retarded anon you should probably kill yourself now.
>>218746112>ah yessee how miserable you are? You have no fond memories of anything, do you?
>>218746431But... Star trek was mostly bad... It's like seeing charlie chaplin making a silent movie today. It's just cringe...
>>218735073o7
>>218738217/g/ here
>>218746331He delayed episode 8 of TADC for 6 month.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4je_S6ClhY
>>218746517>Zoomer couldn't read past 14 wordsClassic! Idiocracy is NOW
>>218746517Nta but I have fond memories of fucking your mom lol.
>>218746068Chuck was actually super woke and loved diversity, he just also liked to play pretend tough guy which turns left lists off. Like Walker is about a guy with a black best friend protecting Indian reservations, but he does it in such a cringe way liberals will still call in racist.
>>218738758IT WAS HIM!!!
>>218738681Clavicular
>>218738217Funny how 4chan becomes reddit at times like this>W-WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER XISTERS!!! LETS HUG IT OUT AND SAY WHERE OUR MAIN REDDIT IS!
>>218746575He was just a moral christian that loved everyone including faggots, but like a rational person didn't support same sex marriage because it's commie bullshit meant to destroy societies.
>>218746522>Star trek was mostly bad.Sure now, but everything up to DS9 was excellent.
>>218738638KINO
>>218742868Thank you mods
>>218746467he fucked off but still showed up in shitty movies. apparently said some things on the internet that nobody remembered until it was convenient. absolutely nobody is going to remember this by Saturday. in 3 years you'll see a weird thread or post about him that dies after a few posts just like Bill Paxton.
>The original voice for Hatsune Miku died>Not a thread about it on the site, not even on /jp/And you expect me to care about your cringe meme boomer dying of old age?
>>218742868Cringed. THIS is what millennials consider meme worthy? No wonder you guys stopped having sex and raised cats instead. Only funny newgrounds artifact i found was some love hina porn game.
>>218746706>character responsible for ruining tealfuck off
>>218746706yeah.
>>218734551Chuck Norris could kill 2 rocks with one bird.
>>218746706Saki Fujita is very much alive?
>>218734551Well fuck.I just watched Fire Walker yesterday
>>218738217/pw/ here.Today we lost a legend but Starlight Kid will carry on!RIP.
>>218734551RIP to an absolute legend
Chuck Norris found out Ayatollah Khomeini was dead and decided to follow him into hell so he couldn't set up a terrorist network with Satan.
>>218744366you clearly dont know redditors, these are very real
>>218746791She's not the original you dofus, the real one was never credited until recently, and only when she died from breast cancer.
>>218746786
>>218734551Chuck Gnorris.
