Fireball Vicsky>/ftl/ NEWS-- Bingo and Bongo are whores again-- Plumbing FIXED-- Head shit in a bucket-- Stream on kick (kick.com/fishtank)-- Challenge is no longer about plant leaves, it's about having the most plant matter in a trash bag; it may change again-- Jet wants Vicky to stay because she's interesting-- Jet put porn on the stream to get restreamer banned on youtube, it didn't work-- Elimination on Saturday-- Twins were rewarded immunity for being top stox>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5Bake at 100 images like production told usprev: >>218757432
jd gay
is this the thread with repaired vibes?
>Bully cow is taking a break>Momma cow licking her calf>Splotchy cow trying to take her shot at getting near the baby now that bully cow is lying down.
bingo is beautiful
I drank half a bottle of makers because I was so bored I passed out and woke io 4 hours later and still nothing has happened
>>218759004kick that faggot bully cow already
>>218757432>>218757432>>218757432move
when does sam show upwhen does frank show upwhen does sam show upwhen does frank show upwhen does sam show upwhen does frank show upwhen does sam show upwhen does frank show up
the mood of ftl changes so rapidly
>Ice asking Clav how his jawline is>"Uhhh it's not great">Ice puts on a foam jester hat "Hehe hey Clav I heard you made up the term JESTERMAXXING what you think about this?">"Haha yeah... yeah that's peak......."Ice embarrassing himself with the young kids. Yeah Clav "invented" the term jestermaxxing you out of touch doofus. You're only 31 and have no clue.
finally a good tts
>>218759044Help I am lost and confused
>>218759053discord raids
With Bully cow down and out, splotchy cow gets to give affection to the calf. We'll have to wait and see if the little tyke goes walkabouts again tonight.On another note, all these cows udders are going crazy. Someone's gotta milk 'em soon.I can certainly think of a little guy who could use some milk me
>>218758907fuck you u steal my photo for an early bake
>>218759072Why are you watching that shit
reminder without ids you could literally have like 2-3 autistic people or production peopel take over an entire thread pretty easily
So the camera is just gonna focus on Head all night?
>>218759033Cope, bully cow provides peak content. White cow just sits and does nothing. She's absolute nontent.
LEAVE VICTORIA ALONEThis shit aint gonna be even half as entertaining without her
anyways vicky update she has another yuengling now
alright faggotstell me what to tts confessional and ill do it right now
>First Friday night >Only 30 days this season >Nothing happening It’s over.
This is so fucking boringnontent for 6 daysThis doesnt feel like fishtank anymore
JD is just drunk enough to think he's cool.
Gawd damn Bongo's ass looks even fatter
>>218759123No idea what you're talking about. This is all I see.
>>218759200JD GAY!!!
>>218759186at least she won't get liver failure if it happens I guess
>>218759200Tell them to ask Bam about "Random Hero". Trust me. It's Ryan Dunn's nickname.
>>218759250well i'll try to fix her, its not gonna be easy though.
>>218759226Its lost momentum. The alcoholics are waiting every day to get drunk and are irritable when sober. Shit pops off at 3am est when normal non european mongrels are asleep if it ever does.
>>218759226how many more seasons of you saying this anon?
did anyone notice the dead fish in the tank or is it still floating around
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Bully cow has stood back up, and taken charge again.
thousand cock stare
how does JD just tank all these messages. I would have crumbled instantly if people were calling me the things they are, because there would be truth to it in numbers.absolutely ego shattering.
If Vicky leaves tomorrow it proves jet is the problem, not Sam
>>218759261would be the only way to save s5.
we need more of bams friends
emma is hideous
>>218759307they both suck
>>218759303her left eye creeps me out
Btw Emma has that fucked up weird nose because she's an alcoholic.
>terrible cast>boring uninspired house>no fishbucks challenges>third Vibe Repair night in less than a weekG R I M
>it just feels like all the days blend into eachotherlol
Poor splotchy cow. Just can't catch a break. At least she tries though, unlike nontent white cow.
fuck this friendtank shit I want chaos
people call this show fish tank… but it looks like only the wiggers are floundering…
>>218759304he probably went to an american public highschool.you get used to it pretty quickly.
put a joopy on.she would unironically mog the tank
look at JD expert at gay sex
>>218759307Nothing that happens tomorrow is going to change the fact that Sam is an energy vampire.
>>218759337nah she's a nose picker
>>218759369>Emma stares at you while everyone talks about Gay Sex THIS IS SISSY HYPNO
today was a good day, tonight has been slow as fuck though
>>218759282JD is the best one
>>218759297Interesting cow-dynamics
>>218759277I didnt grow up with jackass to care about a washed up boomer druggie like you
Genuinely fuck these people.
COMMENCE POOPTANK PLEASE JET
>>218759405literally the same nigger every single thread
i dont like when the oily girl looks at me like that
>>218759369she looks like that one female actor that hillary clinton raped
>>218759405you grew up getting groomed and playing roblox
>>218759409jd's cardigan and cute graphic tee <3
>>218759261shit is bezo level faggotry cringe, plus you actually think bam is watching 24/7?
>>218759405he's actually a millennial, believe it or not, lol
bongo is so fucking sexy bros..
ATTENTION: If you are a DJ, you are a bigger faggot than Bezo
why does emma keep staring into the camera
"Emma reminds me of Abi but she's like 60% more chopped"
>>218759409
I won't say his name but it was Daniel
onlyusemeblade hobbling around with his rotting leg and amputated foot while his teeth fall out is more content than fishtank S5
that bitch ugly
>>218759482Sissy hypno
move to the real thread>>218759447>>218759447>>218759447
>Daniel mentioned on season 5 by landonHe's never shutting up about this.
>>218759488letty wants to rape
>>218759459im 26 retard, zoomers are old now but not boomers like you
>>218759498i kek'd
>>218759474>plus you actually think bam is watching 24/7?I said to tell them to ASK Bam about Random Hero. Like in person.
>>218759488Does n word nina still think JD (best fish) is F tier?
>>218759455
Daniel mentioned
>>218759489Eventually she actually is gonna blow something up with her mind
Nigger
>Splotchy just got mogged out of the shot>>218759404It genuinely is lol. I've just been memeing them, but I never knew that cows seemingly share ownership and care of the sole calf in there with them. Moreover, one of them is extremely protective of the calf unless the calf is trying to walk, and then they all help her out.
>>218759499
>>218759520holy shit she's a goddess
Why do millenialcucks get so insecure when you tell them you dont care or watched any of bam's shit
he ain't never had a zagnut
>>218759488>letty pretending shes not choppedgood one
>JD trying to lead a cheerLmao he sucks so much hes awesome
>>218759505holy fuck you are so retarded
When does Olivia Rodrigo show up?
>>218759520
>>218759520miss ennslyvania? all shes missing is my P
Has literally all the 'content' involved bashir? what are these other useless cunts doing?
How much are they paying Bam to come in for an hour a day while Jet is the actual host of the show?
>>218759514yeah so you were groomed and grew up playing roblox
>>218759565Tomorrow
>>218759520>>218759546
Move the PTZ mints you fat fuck
This has awakened the bimbofication in BingoBongo. They’re going to use the money from winning for all sorts of surgeries now.
I hate how fuckable I find Emma
I would like to push vicky down the stairs
>>218759565everyone is asking this
>>218759577enough about your adulthood
>Vikky and Emma spent that past two days constantly bitching, paranoid, and barricading themselves away to protect the plants>They noted several times that if there was going to be a steal or a move from Bashir it would be on this night>Vikky day drinks throughout the entire day, takes two shots and goes to the bathroom for 10 minutes -- not to puke she says, so i guess it was a big fat shit>Emma is a lightweight and has gotten drunk very fast>They literally have compromised themselves Bashir can turn the tables here easily and all he had to do up until this point was nothing
>>218759565olivia rodrigo is in the goo room
>>218759568
>>218759369the raped
>>218759600bitch thinks shes payton
>>218759600
Now that bully cow is lying down, white cow has decided to take a look at the calf herself.
Cheese fries.
>>218759601that's your life I feel bad for you that you were groomed into a tranny while playing 3d retarded legos
>>218759607bashir doesn't have that dog in him. it's time to move on from him. jet needs to bring in a real firecracker or else this shit is gonna be boring every night.
cryokeen update.
>>218759516and then what? they ask, he tells them. It was his best friend from childhood, it wasnt a bad name idk what u think will come of it, its not like a marky with sam its not even edgy its just pointless
it's just not entertaining
>>218759592they were already going to spend their 50 k on dental. looksmaxxing with the 50 k will help them in their future streaming career
>>218759632calf is coddled nontent
RIP
>>218759626>paytonwho?
Waiting for anything interesting to happenAny moment now
I want to hear the twins, they’re looking really funny in the background.
>>218759648of course.
>Jet said there’s plans for tonight >the plan: wiggerize the twins for an hour and just socialize around the bar >Friday night btw
>>218759607he won't he's a pussy the only time he acted up earlier is because of some bizarre retard logic he made up
>>218759565>>218759553I'm not asian but I think they prove that AMWF > WMAF
>>218759633wheres the marinara
>>218759582i know nigger i like slampigs if i get a girl and she's not one, i'll make her onei'm something of an architect
>>218759665mirror
>>218759632Never mind. Bully cow stood back up and white cow scampered off to the back again. Splotchy is trying to get close once more though; she's persistent if nothing else.
They really did just realize they're women
>>218759322the fuckin dreamworks face
>>218759600cute
>>218759672https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773877082666435.webm
>>218759691up ya ass
>>218759665lol
>>21875955334 here ,Bams a hasbeen that worth nothing but the crash and burn incoming once he relapse on day 15also stop posting that stupid hole
>>218759600emma acts and looks like a 50yo retired pornstar
>>218759665has anyone picked it up or is it still floating around?
>>218759685Don’t worry tomorrow will be another vibe repair day with some pizza and light beer!
>>218759665NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>218759651Then Bam can turn against the fish and stop being so nice. Hellhouse can begin. I know it's a stretch, and a retarded idea, but this friendtank shit is getting old.
The way the twins keep going and checking on their makeup you can tell they really like this. Bongo probably got really wet earlier when Head slapped her on the ass.
Elimination challenge idea: who can be coziest in the morning
>>218759685>Friday night btwAfter all these years it's finally starting to set in. I'm spending my friday night on this shit. This is just no way to spend my time.
>>218759665F
>>218759704bongo is unreal. I would rape (my hand in the bathroom)
they fucked up not having any big content on a friday night, the war could have been legendary
>>218759674>Waiting for anything interesting to happen>Retard isn't watching the 24/7 cow cam
>>218759708
anyone have a vicky beer tally today?
>>218759592I’m here for it DESU
>>218759600Hot damn
Bashier and Twins are the only people I like at this point and I deeply hate Bashier. Please stop the alcohol
Stop watching Fishtank and rewatch Elestanque season two instead.
>>218759708>>218759744
say my name
>>218759724Bam doesn't care nearly enough about this show to put in that much effort.
>>218759693Based tubster chad.
Just enjoying my Ohio cheese fry
Jet needs to run in there and slam a bucket full of Production's piss on the ground next to all of them like Freddy. And then make Landon clean it up.
>victoria is the definition of a third wheelthat would be anisse but everyone forgot she exists
can't believe they fumbled the potential war that was gonna happen tonight for more nontent
>>218759756
Superbed tonight get ready!!!
>>218759757>not fried>contains no potatoes
>>218759757mmm i love cheesy breadsticks
Checked jets twitter and hes complaining vicky might get drunk and create content
>>218759704lol
>>218759752We're not watching it TJ, go back to stroking it to Taylor's instagram
>>218759784holy content, this is the best season ever
>>218759774the old fashioned way
>>218759757man I could really go for some cheese fries right now
>>218759779you're not perfect
Who /druk/ here?
>>218759778Its the Jet show and it would directly interfere with vibe repair night>>218759777Checked
KRATOM MOG DANCE HYYYYYYYYYYYYPETHE TANK? I'M THINKING IT'S MOGGED AF.L JET
>>218759778by potential war do you mean vicky and emma spending another day in their personal cell challenge?
>why'd you tell me?>...good question vicky
Why is everyday a vibe repair day guys?
>>218759812im just now starting got some bourbon
Landon has drunk confidence, perfect time for a shit shoe
>>218759774that's a hotdog. which is a sandwich
I remember back in season 2/3/4 I would make it a habit to always tune in during evening time like 6-9pm after cooking my dinner and there'd almost always be something going on to watch while I eat. This season I'm not exaggerating I have tuned out to watch youtube every single time I eat because NOTHING is happening. It used to be the case that even in an "off day" you could trust that around prime time something would happen, usually with Sam. Now they just stand around having menial conversations while unfunny TTS and sounds play for hours at a time.
>>218759812just went to the bathroom to take a dump and not puke btw
>>218759824S4 was really sinister. We need to heal and repair from that.
>>218759812what a fucking mess
>>218759791>>218759774probably the most unbelievable thing going on this season so far
>>218759724Interesting. Didn't think you could change my mind but you have, not a bad idea at all actually. Thank you. Proceed with the mind game.
>>218759803You should cut your dick off!
*kratom mogs the thread*
>>218759812i love how she keeps wincing and then going back in for moreshe has a serious problem
>>218759757why those are yummy cheese fries of course!
based landon telling vicky it's dumb to team up against head because he's a freeloader
Fuck emmamarry annisakill vicky
twins look so happy
>>218759837why are you watching a show expecting something to happen?
>>218759837>I remember back when season 2 nothing happened, you're lying
>>218759837Sam needs to come back
>>218759837Picrel is me watching season 1 all day
marry emma, fuck annisa, kill vicky
>>218759861man i was hoping landon was some secret high iq autist but hes actually stupid
>>218759812i wish
>>218759837This is how I feel about this show too
Bully cow is tuckered out, and so am I. Good night fellas. Keep the cowtank discussion up while I'm gone.
>>218759812this breaks my fucking heart. also the knowledge that she has no will to try and get out of it
>all the shit i've seen is dogshit actually!fucking kek this drunk retard is funny
>>218759863you are retarded. vicky is complete marriage material. she just needs a strong man to give her boundaries and she will flourish. unironically.
Landon was groomed by wal-mart into thinking cheese bread is cheese fries
Bongo just said she wants to get banged.
>>218759812fishtank always makes me want to get fucked up but i cant justify the cost
>>218759634thats your adulthood
So what if I had to sort to English only streams!So what if I had to scroll a row down!Mama I made it! Scratch that, WE MADE IT!!!
>>218759876no content on my vibe repair show
>>218759888Stfu
Some psychic shit
is vance ironically wearing a durag?
>>218759876vibe repair season
>>218759896bingo bongo bango
>>218759884he might be like rain man for custodial work
>>218759887gn
james drake overheard jet tell head to stir shit up. he's not even gonna do it anyway
>>218759909make me you prick
>>218759890
>>218759887white cow is a nontent vibe killer faggot
>JD brought eyeliner....
>>218759913he’s full wigger now
B O R I N G
>>218759901as opposed to making $0 on an undiscoverable streaming platform
>>218759812based
>>218759888>>218759931>t.tay
you now remember when this happened and then frank immediately started shouting out /ftl/
bingo looks like that chick from orange is the new black
>>218759890>grumpy addict>marriage materialis life not hard enough?
>>218759881marrying emma is so dangerous bro
Head sucks. Him and his fake poop can fuck off.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774061249111169.mp4
Since nothing is happening in the tank should we discuss possible reasons why Sam isn't involved with S5? I personally think he finally realized Jet casts one or two girls per season to groom and fuck/date between seasons when he was interviewing Ellie and she dropped the fact that she was still in High School.You could see it in Sam's face he knew he was fucked big time after that
>>218759876Is she going to make a scene again? Can someone please just do anything entertaining?
>>218759857It's the way I remember drinking when I didn't want to live
>mints hates Vickyall the proof you need that you need to root for her
>>218759757say my name
>3 fucking cameras on Head againWHAT ARE WE DOING HERE
i want to see vicky alliance with not the girls, its boring when she tried to work with them. vicky landon james drake is a good alliance
>>218759942
>>218759812is this the thread
>>218759942remember when he showed us tayleigh's nasty yeast infected panties?
james drake plotting
>>218759966cheesy bread
>>218759955>Since nothing is happening in the tank should we discuss possible reasons why Sam isn't involved with S5?Sam has to do a 90 minute podcast once a month, so he can’t be bothered to get involved with the show.
>>218759947i could very easily mold her
>>218759899wrong I never played gay tranny legos which is your entire life now go play with some more gay retarded 3d legos groomed tranny kid
>>218759967He carries the season the few times the twins aren't given something to do.
>>218759966cheese bread with mariana
>>218759955It’s also pride. This show sucks and torturing retards has just gotten old.
>>218759953Fuck EmmaMarry VickyKill Anissa
>>218759812This reminds me of when I was an alcoholic, forcing down morning drinks through the sickness just to meet my baseline. I've been sober over a decade before someone decides to call me a piece of shit degenerate.
james drake has a play in mind that requires vicky's and landon's bags
james drake has a plan
>>218759986okay pretender
>I'm ordering for her... she's BLACK
>>218759991>james_drake_me?.gif
james drake is going to kick bashir outholy shit betrayal
>>218759918SING ALONG BITCH YOU KNOW HOW THE SONG GOhttps://youtu.be/fQuGJtZFms8?is=DSj5Y7hWyzZOYKDf
James wants to make a play
i would trust james drake with my life even though he is a homosexual actor
>DRAKE GASLIGHTING VICKYSHES GONNA BE THE ARCHITECT OF HER OWN DESTRUCTION
>>218759966Poutine
>this guy and his viking hoard stroll into your village, kill all the men and rape all the women>how do you respond without sounding angry?
>>218760012groomed tranny kid
kinda messed up how they're grooming the twins
drake eliminating jd or anissa
>>218759955its not in rhode island and he doesnt care anymore, not hard to understand
>>218760014Bingo boutta start shit
james drake is totally going for jd isn't he lmao
landon is retarded
>>218760006he has the chance to do the funniest thing and vote Victoria out after he cons her into giving them overhe never said it wasn't victoria
>>218759984havent even heard of that podcast, is it dead in the water
>>218759955That theory is likely. Especially with how obvious Jet makes it. Also, that cop bodycam footage when someone called a wellness check on Ellie when she was with the wigger staying at some house, then Chip lied to the cop and said she wasn't there, yet you could see her in the video.Maybe it's just creative differences though. Or financial reasons.
>kicking Bashir>not one of the nontent girlsStop James please
Vicky immediately trusting James because he's hot lol
SOMEONE SNITCH TO BASHIRBASHIR NEEDS TO LIVESNITCH TO BASHIR THAT DRAKE IS BETRAYING HIM
i'm a dead mani love bingo.
>>218759966thats barely 2/3rds of a poutine
This cheese fry shit still has me in orbit.
>tfw james drake eliminates anissa or emma
>>218759955Wait, an 18 year old Asian High Schooler? Yuck! (shaking my head as I write this)
>james is gonna get vicky’s branches and then blindside herKINO
>>218760032>26>groom
>DRAKE SUCCESSFULLY GASLIGHTING VICKYITS FUCKING OVERPACK IT UP VICKY VIGGERS
>>218759955one reason might be that he genuinely can't be bothered to stay in atlanta for a month, and maybe i can huff hopium that he'll arrive at some pointor it's deadass because of the marky shit and his nerves about Bam or his crew clocking onto it, when his wife was streaming S4 through her phone in the house her instagram chat spammed it, she brought it up but don't think she found out what that was about, maybe Bam doesn't read the spam DM's he gets about it
james drake is gonna snake vicky
Vance's camera has been fucked this whole time and nobody has noticed
>>218760052calm down, what if he's gunning for Victoria secretly?
>>218760033Wtf why? They are zero threat to him?
>>218760049fuuuuuuuuuuck dude i know exaaaaaaactly what youre talking about...
>james drake going after jdbased
>>218760041jeets like elon musk and christcucks that fall for every grift seem to like it a lot.#WEARECHARLIEKIRK
>>218759997This show sucks because they aren't torturing retards. I think ben and jet want to blunt fishtank's edge to be more normie digestible
>>218759812The drunk piece of shit challenge was very obviously a Sam idea, I remember he prefaced the challenge with the most blatant anti-alcohol sentiment possibleWith Jettank it's not a challenge and with all cylinders fired, they're simply drunk pieces of shit
>>218760060me too. i missed the reveal but saw the clip.shits too fuckin funnythis whole time i thought nigga liked fries with cheese on them
>>218760057black magic will do that
James is hammered
>>218760067fuck I wish because it'd be based but vicky needs to stick around
>>218759966>cheese whiz tier cheese>no curds>retard friedS L O P
oh great emma coming in to ruin it
>>218760047Bashir is the only one man enough to step up to him
>James Drake is going to become the villain and destroy all his good faith in the house in order to eliminate the person that was going to be eliminated anyway.Grim
>>218760081he is a movie director he knows whats good for the show.
james drake, please betray vicky, it would be so funny.
>jet tried to redeem himself by casting zero girls he could be accused of wanting to fuckwhy are we the ones that have to pay the price
The frame this shit buffers lmao
cumming on this face
>>218760038https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REU7-64-vCM
>>218760003Congrats anon, be proud and thankful as many people sink to much lower rock bottoms before getting out.
I would trust James Drake with my life
>>218759774nice beef hotdog sandwich
Wait…is something happening on the show?? No…
>>218760047he said it's someone they wouldn't expect, so it's probably not bashir
HOLY SHIT JAMES IS JERKIN HIS SHIT IN CONFESSIONAL
>>218760086>If you support the most antijeet religion it means youre a jeet!!!okay indian
Ok we're a week into the show! Can only imagine how big the important moment collage will be for season 5 at the end. It's gonna be so big with all the super cool moments that have happened.
aww james drake doesnt know the show and thinks the challenges actually matterthats cute!
eliminate annise we already saw her ass and tits and she needs to go take care of her baby
>>218760035this really actually is it. I mean he even did that retarded promo where he was the robot, clearly they have no problems with each other.
>>218759955he's afraid to leave rhode island because he doesnt want to get charlie kirk'd
>>218760112it would be a really good play lowkey, then who will anissa and emma have to work with? head? thats all they got. and none of the guys are simps compared to last seasons
>>218760060Yeah Landon is a based retard
>>218760029Ma t'peter la yeule gros crisse de cave.
>>218760124james drake does seem trustworthy.
>THE CHEESE FRY IS ACTUALLY PIZZA
this sounds suspect
>>218760143this tbqhwy
WE ARE JAMES DRAKEWE CARRY THE FLAME
>>218759931Fuck you
>>218760132your post would mean something if sam was anything more than a performative christian grifter.
>>218760114>>jet tried to redeem himself by casting zero girls he could be accused of wanting to fuckare we watching the same show?he wants to fuck vicky and the twins
james eliminating anissa because he doesnt think its right to seperate a child from their mother for too long
that's dumb if it's bashir they were gonna go for him anyway
>>218759955He already didn't care about the show, so he's not going to uproot his life for a month
>>218760114he definitely wants to fuck one of the twinsat LEAST
holy shit women are so easily to manipulate if you look good it's genuinely scary
Who is drake going to eliminate? I thought he was friends with the boys
>>218760156Is Landon retarded?
Please let this be the James Drake American Psycho arc
>>218760165A good man
>>218759767you have good taste as well
if drake backstab the hoes ill die laughing
>>218760156
>>218760141
>>218760160i will do everything in my power to get vicky helpfuck you faggot scum
>>218760134Burt's sidequest in the forest was so kino and out of left feild. We didn't have cameraman cam as standard back then so it just made it feel extremely special.
>>218760156>landon actually never had cheese fries
>>218760163seethe troonindian
>>218760134wahts happened? ive only been watching from 8am to 12am every day
>>218760184He won't tell anyone which makes me think twins
>>218760188kek
why won't james drake say it out loud? he always keep things close to the chest but we the audience need to know
too much talking..
>>218759955He just looked fucking bored of it all the time during s4, it being a Marky/Ellie thing seems like a reach.
JD while getting fucked in the ass by the third guy in a row:>haha, good one guys>yeah i'm TOTALLY enjoying getting raped *rolls eyes sarcastically*>but seriously, i gotta hand it to you guys, you really got me (tries to high five the guy raping him and is ignored)>man, TTS is NEVER gonna let me live this down haha >doesn't bother me though, keep it coming!
>>218760190its going to be great when that eventually happens, hes very into playing that role and he said hes ready but its gonna be later in the game
>ickydogwhistle
This makes me sound like Drake is going to eliminate Vicky or Landen
james backstabbing vicky would be so kino
James drake finally realized how gay and boring this is to watch thats all
>>218760134there's no way this was all just the first week
>>218760179Yeah dude you're a bit late everyone under the age of 25 figured that out with Clavicular clips/streams
The way James is being vagueHe directly said he wouldn't vote out Landon or EmmaHe did not directly say that to VictoriaI have a feeling the plan is eliminate Victoria>The trick is icky
>>218760184it's obviously bashir tbqh based on how he reacts when bashir talks to him
>A TRICK THAT MAKES ME FEEL ICKY
Remove Bashir and the show is killed 1 week in
I can’t believe bitches like Vicky are real My kratom my kratom
>>218760196you can't help someone that doesn't want to be helped. vicky clearly does not want help.t. went through this shit before
>pretend to drink>wait until vicky gets hammered>gaslight vickyIt was that simple fellas
>>218760201>never had cheese fries
james is going to eliminate Bezo
>>218760195GET TAI ON
>>218760220lol
>>218759955>when he was interviewing Ellie and she dropped the fact that she was still in High School.it's 1000% this. he really wants to move past the marky stuff and jet fucking a high schooler he cast was genuinely about to put him back at square one. he probably imagined another bernstein type article about this stuff and he decided just to jump ship. the idea that sam was unwilling to travel down the coast for FOUR WEEKS and couldn't pre-tape pause snack continue is laughable. jet dropped the ball so badly, and it's crazy he still doesn't see it.
>>218760196I will encourage and reward her alcohol abuse as long as I live
What should I have for dinner /ftl/?
>>218760225freudian slip for sure
>it's bashirFUCK
james drake wasn't willing to say he won't be picking them pretty ballsy
>>218760057So basically girls hotness is mostly in their hairstyle/color, and accentuating their eyes and lips and any girl can pay to gave this done for relatively cheap but it's not their actual natural self?
>>218760234>He did not directly say that to VictoriaHe did. Are you stupid?
i hope to god james drake slow boiling and then revealing its bashir is a misdirect please god
>it actually is bashiri don't feel so good, bros
Do they know the camera has been buffering for like the past 30 minutes?
>>218760220180° degrees from his audition
james drake gets the ick
bashir leaving would suck dick
>>218760266He did notWere you listening?
Tonight's been grimm
>>218759447>>218759447>>218759447move
Bashir the brave Aryan warrior must slay the dragon.
>>218760220lmfao
inb4 bashir's watch is actually rigged to be a bomb and he detonates it when he's eliminated
>fuck i just said his nameHow long until strat snitching
Production better haul a fucking stump from the yard in and give it to bashir tonight to counter this bullshit. There is NO SHOW without bashir
dammit james drake
the twins are actually hot wtf
>>218760270be strong
bashir bros...
I'd rather Bashir leave than Vicky
>>218760264Yes. Asians are a great example. Look up before makeup/after makeup pictures for them.
drake doesn't like bashir. he was trying to chill earlier and bashir was talking his ear off and you could tell he was getting annoyed.
Is james drake gaslighting? Why do I feel like he is trying to make an epic play to backstab vicky? Did he say who he was actually eliminating in private?
>Nobody realizes James Drake is lyingIs everyone fucking stupid
Why not just vote out Symbal?
>>218760300this
>>218760285fuck you cocksucker
>bashir is the only one who would aggro JamesIt’s the proper play. Not the fun one.
>>218760285you’re a total fucking retard
The twins move around too much and then randomly disappear.
Jimmy mom is a milf
>retards in the chat going NOOOO THEY HAVE TO ELIMINATE NONTENTthis is one of the first times in the show's history the fucking contestants are trying to get out a threat and these retards can't understand it
me when Bashir is gone tomorrow
>>218760300shadowfax chat
>>218760292i wish it was a misdirect but i think he sees bashir as a threat and it would be good for james to get him out. very bad for content though
>>218760300
>>218760294the power of makeup and clothes
>>218760294Stunning
im james drake's top guy, he picked me.
>>218760311>Is everyone fucking stupidno, they're just drunk.
>>218760229That was week 2-4
First week of each season:Season 1:>Jon harrasses whore Sylvia with Bible verses>Letty villain arc begins>Sam destroying the house and intimidating the fish>Sharks torment fish and scare them at nightSeason 2:>Detective Cole monologues and smashes walls>Summer forced to chug energy drinks while doing intense workouts until she vomited>Investigations into JC being a Chinese spy>Each contestant gaslit into believing they were the insiderSeason 3:>Famous House gaslight, every contestant believes it's a legitimate reality show on Hulu>Luke torments creepy Indian man>Burt having schizophrenic delusions>Alex B freaking everyone out with his monkey madnessSeason 4:>Morbidly obese lolcow constantly falls down, has milk dumped on her, and suffers multiple mental breakdowns>Aryeh gaslit into believing he had destroyed the life of a cartoon artist and ruined Spongebob forever, causing a mental breakdown>Freddy delivers alcoholic shenanigans>Sam kicks Freddy in the headSeason 5:>a woman cried and uhh a fat guy dropped fake poop?>ummm uhhh yeah
>>218760143I wouldnt mind this at all. She probably even asked him secretly to do this so she can leave without looking like a quiter
>>218760311They're drunk as shit
>>218760282how? i thought this was the best day of s5 yet and it's not even over yet. vicky is fucking wasted, she's been drinking for 12 hours now
>>218760311big if true
Trust the Plot of James Drake
they need a fish that is like james drake but instead manipulating nontent to get kicked one by one
Hoping with all the hopium I have that this is another JD gaslight. It might be.
>>218760329crazy how this nigga aint gay
>>218760264it's literally that simpleand now with ozempic they don't even need willpower to stay thin
James Drake is the shot callee
>>218760355>i thought this was the best day of s5 yet
james drake is MISTING these girls
>>218760328>fishtank>strategyI dont give a shit about game integrity. There is no integrity. Rig it so the funny muslim guy stays
>>218760220https://youtu.be/ulZ4IiCR-9M?si=bJSBGzFeFXN5E4LB
James Drake is an absolute rogue! He could win the season
>>218760300guy who wants no conflict in the house
>>218760328>retards in the chat going NOOOO THEY HAVE TO ELIMINATE NONTENTreally? lmao
New Bake>>218760397
NEW--->>>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391MERGE
I am certain that the wiggers are behind all the posts saying that Vicky must stay and Bashir has to go. There is just no way anyone genuinely this coddletank longhouse kratom cunt. The wiggers just want money from the TTS hate she garners.
>>218760416many people are saying this
>>218760411>?si=bJSBGzFeFXN5E4LBjewish tracking link.dont click that.
well if bashir gets kicked atleast we can look forward to james drake eventually playing the girls
>>218760404he is tyler coded desu
>>218760426nope
>>218760424>>218760426fucking retarded faggots
>>218760424?
>>218760424>>218760426
The twins are gonna fuck like retarded rabbits tonight (in their shared lucid dream)
>>218760328They should vote out Simbal.
>>218760424>>218760426>4 threads nowyou people are incorrigible
>>218760385
There should be no eliminations. Only tap outs.
can someone recap what happened with landon and the cheese fries? i think that's the only part i missed today
>>218760424of course this nigga is a emma fag, cryokeen tier freak
>>218760459he has immunity...
eww
james might have shown his cards to soon. he will be the next target
>skullnigger mad because he got mogged>>218759447>>218759447>>218759447is the real next thread
>>218760477many people have been saying this
>Drake making himself a target right now for no reason
>>218760477everyones been saying this since s1
>>218760424>>218760426jannies need to step in already
james drake getting annoyed with drunk ass vicky
>will vicky's schizo paranoia save bashir in the end?
What is James trying to convince them of?
>>218760477why would you tap out of the friendtank frat house
>>218760426>>218760424Fuck you retards both. Seriously, stop trying to get us kicked off /tv/
vicky looks like frogan rn
Is James Drake trying to kill JD or Bashir?
Vicky is so retarded she's safe from James taking her out. 0 threat whatsoever.
>>218760481his cheese fries had potatoes and no marinara
>>218760481>Updatehis "cheese fries" are literally just cheesy bread to non-midwesterners
why does he need so many people on board with this plan? if the girls weren't retarded they could just take this idea and merge their bags too
>>218760496yeah he needs to eliminate one of the girls or they are gonna go for him
>>218760500yeah it sucks how does he not realize they were gonna vote him out anyway?
>>218760134Season 3 might have been the best season obviously not including bloodgames
Does anyone happen to have a clip of James Drake leaving the house right before they started cleaning the kitchen? It's gone from the main site
>>218760481>bummed out from having to clean up so much shit>gets offered cheese fries to cheer him up>he accepts>they bring him cheese fries>wrong cheese fries>the correct cheese fries he describes are literally just cheesy pizza bread
>>218760548relying on halo effect, Emma literally said she "wants the blood off her hands"
I think Bongo is much prettier without makeup and her natural hair is beautiful.
>>218760515To give them their branches so he can get out some of that's not them.
>>218760520It would incentivize the fish to keep fucking with each other. We have coddle tank cause keeping allies is the meta with a contestant voting someone out. Pissing people off (aka being interesting) is disincentivized. Tap outs fix everything
>>218760564He was just having a vibe repair break, bro.Chill.
>>218760560>Season 3 might have been the best seasonive been saying this i didnt watch the end/rv part of s3
>>218760560anyone here from day1 that arent josiefags knows this
>>218760560It was both the best and the worst
>>218760404You can tell /ourguy knows his BB. I wanna know if he's a Dan Gheesling or Dr Will guy
>>218760564got coaching from jet to vote JD
>>218760510hopefully they ban the faggot who has been fucking up the numbering on purpose
>>218760538I hope it's just Anissa. She serves no purpose except to jack off head
>>218760497who the fuck are behind these bakes. it hurts me
>>218760573>IT'S GARLIC BREAD... WITH NO GARLIC HAHAHA
>>218760608s2 /bant/niggers are subhuman
GayD about to ruin this whole fucking shit.
guys the real new thread is here please merge>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391or here if you're more of an alt type i guess>>218760397>>218760397>>218760397
i've seen enough. bring him in.
Why would the fish take out someone who poses no competitive threat like Anissa you fucking idiots
>>218760573kek thanks
>>218760633imagine james is a secret agent built to get nontent eliminated
>>218760655You're gonna get this show banned off the fucking board and I'd support janny if they make this move. Why are you people so fucking retarded?
>>218760665yeah it's almost like it's fuckin retarded because what the fish have to do to win is antithetical to what is actually fun to watch
>>218760687its bantfags doing it on purpose dummy
>>218760655Or just go to the one that already has 116 replies>>218759447
>>218760687you ever consider that getting ftl banned from tv is their goal?i hope they succeed.
>>218760702the great contradiction since season 1
>>218760651seriously, all /bant/ards are deranged
>>218760687>getting the general bannedwhy do you think the troll threads have>Bake at 100 images like production told us
>>218760665It's crazy how we're 5 seasons into this and they still dont grasp incentive. More interesting contestants = more interest = more money Cutting one of the interesting ones early cause they draw the most heat is actually asinine
>>218760702>what the fish have to do to win is antithetical to what is actually fun to watchthis is why big brother does edited episodes with live evictions btw
>>218760651so fucking true holy shit
>>218760761they did though, the first 4 seasons were almost entirely rigged (except when Simbal got kicked and Jet wept), and friendtank faggots always threw a big stink about it ever since the very beginning.
>>218760573
>>218760761That's why I hate the voting bullshit and why I'm not opposed to a certain level of rigging
threads dead rn wtf?
>>218760825nigger there are like 17 active threads
HOLY SHIT FUCKING KILL YOURSELF JET
>>218760825normal people do stuff on fridays ;)
MINTS MEN ASSEMBLE
as if the basement cut ins couldnt get fucked worse now we have to listen to this faggot?
>>218760849>important conversation going on>cuts to self to explain it instead of letting us watch it play outhe's so fucking stupid
>>218760849What did he say?
Yessss more Jet kino! Best season ever
Jet:
>>218760891cut right in the middle of the scheming in confessional to give us a rundown of the scheming in confessional
Mints is actually pretty cool. I think you guys are too hard on him.
>>218760905>my honest reactionjust click on the confessional cam nigga
>>218760905Its the Jet show
Freeloader Bashir time.
Gingers have no soul.
>>218760907Kill yourself Mints
>>218760864I think he's fun in a sort of half-ironic way
>>218760907Many a...well I'M saying thisand I'm tired of pretending I'm not
>>218760678Probably is theyve known him for 2 years
>less than 10 viewers on the XL season pass camgrim
>>218760977I’m not Mints but he’s actually pretty funny if you listen to him
Is the theme of season 5 boredom?
>>218761034The feed is fucked.
>>218761039Kill yourself Mints
>>218760952Confirmed drake wants to get bashir out?
>>218760716It doesn't even have the right fucking number.it previous a non-canon bake. how the fuck do we one in the long run?I'm going to the Letty bake then Emma bake. fuck your bake
>>218761067even more grim
>>218761081The letty bake doesn't even have a thread number
>>218761024>challenge>who has the most plant matter>JD pulling strings>JD is the plantI miss feeling schizo because of gaslighting, they need to gaslight more, unironically
>>218761230
Jet's ego is out of control. Does he actually think people want to be interrupted with his takes? Director cam is ruined. Thank fuck for manual cams.
>>218760907
>>218761169Then emma bake it is.I aint using Nigger Skull's
>>218761317Stop posting this! I have to fap everytime!
>>218760084God I wish I could be her money.
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