CHEESE FRIES edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- Liquid shit poured on Head, causing Landon to have a meltdown and for the house to get FRESH AIR-- Plumbing FIXED-- Head shit in a bucket-- Stream on kick instead of youtube (kick.com/fishtank)-- New fishtoy: Dance Monkey, make fish dance for you-- Challenge is no longer about plant leaves, it's about having the most plant matter in a trash bag; it may change again-- Emma looks to be in the lead, she's going to shoot Bashir-- If one of the boys get the bullet they'll shoot Vicky-- Jet wants Vicky to stay because she's interesting-- Jet put porn on the stream to get restreamer banned on youtube, it didn't work-- Elimination on Saturday-- Twins were rewarded immunity for being top stox>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5prev: >>218754204
cryokeen update
I just hope bingo felt sexy tonight
Hopefully Nigger Nina streams her suicide!
So what viral clips did we get today?Anyone getting paid?
>this guy and his viking hoard stroll into your village, kill all the men and rape all the women>how do you respond without sounding angry?
The tarring and feathering was weird. I wouldn’t have known it was famous wrestlers who did it if I wasn’t in these threads. They just showed up, did that, and then left with no explanation or anything.
>>218759447So you're telling me the wiggers have not slept and all they've managed to come up with is this shit? God, this is going to be grim.
>>218759502
>>218759502grim
use this one stupid fucking retard>>218758907>>218758907>>218758907
>>218759511>So what viral clips did we get today?...
>>218759502@JETyou know what to do
say my name
>>218759506i love seeing the girls happy
>>218759523
>makes silly face directly into the camera because she's sooo in on all the tts jokes
>>218759537hmm no
>>218759562Harambe
>>218759502cryo could do better
emma femboy confirmed
Who /druk/ here?
>>218759559That's a man.
Nifty soon
I want to comfort and protect Landon while he has his autism meltdowns
>>218759622Uhh... that's called strong and independent
>>218759527They have no idea how to build tension and deliver, everything is a surprise for a clip with no idea of what a live audience wants.
>>218759631nobody said this
>>218759622This is the kind of discipline it takes to maintain 6 pack abs 24/7 like Vicky does
>landon spoils the cell to Drake>"i am not going to spoil it"
>Bongo takes her wig off and starts yelling, "I'M BALD! I'M BALD!"I love these goofy spergs so much
>>218759732coal
>Victoria is the definition of a third wheelkekI love that she's out of frame on the confessional cam too
something about ella's knees in that one webm give me an incredibly strong sense of the heat and smell of her inner thighs
HAVENT BEEN PAYING ATTENTIONhave the boys let girls win, or do they have more plant matter under the beds?
>>218759807its a vibe repair day bro
bitty im /bant/ed
>fuck marry kill vicky emma anissa>...not right nowlol
drake is gonna turn on the twins!!!
shout out to sistah stella
what is drake up to
Drake is Light Brian
Bro why is Bongo's ass actually fat asf... the twins unironically are kinda hot. Especially in those outfits, the pants they are wearing kinda got me bricked. Unironically look better than Emma's greasy face or Vicky's fat ugly ass.
>>218759447Since nothing is happening in the tank should we discuss possible reasons why Sam isn't involved with S5? I personally think he finally realized Jet casts one or two girls per season to groom and fuck/date between seasons when he was interviewing Ellie and she dropped the fact that she was still in High School.You could see it in Sam's face he knew he was fucked big time after that
bingo is beautiful
>I have metal bonesI can't stop thinking about this.
>>218760301Yeah dude, earlier they didn't make my dick hard, but now my cock is fucking hard.
James Drake is sick of the white muslim trying to the leader
>>218760332Like Wolverine?
ok drake just mumbled it was bashir hes talking about. getting outnot good we want bashir to go late
>>218760340Guess we’re a couple of guys with two hard cocks
Bam > Sam
why dont they vote simbal out?
come on man, bashir first one to leave? not like this dude
Let's be real, Bashir being a slimy manipulative weirdo is why he's being targetedEveryone knows he is fake as fuck
you have a good battle sense
>>218760351I guess, Bingo was in character talking about how many surgeries she had.
>>218760383he has an immunodeficiency virus
How do we feel about a Bashir betrayal?
>>218760340>>218760371how do you get like this kek I can't even imagine
>>218760418james drake confirming my views about normies
Praying James Drake is playing some kind of long game and planning to backstab. I couldn't watch the last hour or two so I don't know if he telegraphed this.
bashir trusts james drake fullybut james drake knows bashir is his biggest competition and sick of being treated like a woman while bashir is like a muslim hero
>>218760418good (he will turn the tables before drake can enact his plan)
>>218760418He had it coming
James Drake will have the entire house wrapped around his finger after this move
>>218760418I’d rather see Anissa or Emma go
NEW ----->>>MERGE >>218760391>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391
>>218760393He’s the one to most likely nigger rape you from behindIt’s not the fun pick but the right one if you want to win
>>218760469just kill yourself already
>"i just think you wanna kick me">"listen to me... [refuses to say he won't kick her]"
James Drake pretending to drink the entire night and carefully calculating his plan to manipulate the cast one by one would be the most kino character arc in ftl history
>>218760469Fuck right off.
>>218760312The official explanation is also totally plausible. Sam seems genuinely busy with his own stuff and he's said that plane rides hurt his back bad
Drown bashir in the toilet
>messy hair Bingo
Thanks for the blood money but i don't negotiate with terrorists.
i hope this is a 2 level deep move and he's really going to vote out vicki or emma
my god women who cant manipulate or lie well are probably the most stupid worthless people on earth
>>218760491He is so fucking drunk.All they had to eat was a grilled cheese and some fries today
>>218760418Trying to be the action man but going with the support role play style was dumb. I like him but he should've chilled out.
>Drake making himself a target right now for no reasonuhhh...W?
>emma is so uglyI guarantee Emma has the prettiest butthole out of any fish ever and women usually wear makeup
>>218760503How does a person like Vicky come about?Raped?So self centered it’s crazyThis isn’t a test of trust for Vicky it’s a test of patience for James
>rules
or anisa shes so shitty i forgot about herall the non twin girls
hell yeah cheese fries for landon!
women really let you get away with anything if youre chad huh
>>218760525whoa it's 2006 davey havok
Most kino ending would be emma and vicky donating their plant matter just for him to eliminate vicky. I feel like James gets the drama of it and would do it for content.
Did I miss anything tonight?
>>218760533my god women are probably the most stupid worthless people on earth
>>218760546All he had to do was give his bag to the girls and let them kick bashir. Hes too drunk for this
>Help me win and I'll eliminate the person that the winner was going to eliminate anyway.This is either the most retarded plan imaginable, or Vicky's gonna be kicked. Let's hope it's the latter.
Vicky is drunk as shit but even she can tell that Drake is gaslighting right nowShe's a pro at gaslighting so she can tell the signsAll the others are too retarded
guys the real thread is here please merge>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391or here if you're more of an alt type i guess>>218760397>>218760397>>218760397
highkey vicky has some DSLs
>>218760603i sense a huge moral hangover coming for drake in the morning lol
>vicky is the only one seeing through james drake's schemes
>>218760609shes just hypervigilant and paranoid about everything. clocks right twice a day type of thing
>>218760617Kill yourself with razorwire faggot
drakes mist
james drake taking out vicky after vicky gives away her plants will only scare the twins away from him
>JD VIBE NUKE INCOMING
>I call it the gun because it's more simple for the audience to understandkek, imagine being called a retard by a literal retard.
>>218760617YO ARE A NIGGER A FAGGOT NIGGER A MASSIVE FAGGOT NIGGER KIKE
>vibe nukes
Imagine you’re a high IQ chad trying to negotiate with a narcissist BDDemon and also having to deal with interjections from a drunk autistic guy and a fat ginger Redditor
>>218760378Sam > Bam the nontent
>>218760615shes so unbelievably pretty
landon covered for the scheming pretty well there
>>218760650he was getting frustrated with these idiots lmao
Good fucking god SEND HIM IN already to save this sorry charisma-less cast
>>218760650average /ftl/ thread experience for chads such as myself
>>218760116i wanna marry stella!!
based JD destroying the entire room
>Reddit has joined the chatthats pretty gayget him outOUT, OUT, OUT
Holy fuck I just opened the stream and thought Nifty was going through some shit, talked myself out of that and then thought it was a Troon Freeloader.
*occupies your elbow room*
>that fake landon laugh that instantly stopped
>>218760654This past week felt like a year and it's not even over
>changing the subject when jd walks inuh oh
>>218760695kek
>>218760672Sorry we need higher grade munitions to save this show, Rachel Avaha is being airdropped
>>218760650James has legit taught me that the vast majority of being likable and being able to work with people is just having a high tolerance for listening to bullshit. Dude's patience is wild.
Wait, so is it lowest plant matter gets eliminated or that most plant matter chooses who gets eliminated?If it's the former, then his plan might be to take all their plant matter, then get Bashir to donate some of his plant matter to everyone besides Vicky.
>>218760694the most gay "straight" man
nigga moment
wtf are the mods doing, can't they just kill this nigger
based landon
James Drake is NOT ok with the n word
>>218760712honestly I'll take it at this point
we in the cheese room nigga
after seeing Bongo walking around, doing things without Bingo earlier, I'm glad to see them laughing and having fun together
vicky laughing :)
HES ASKING JD THE SAME
james drake is going to absolutely hate all these people in a week or so.
Landon stocks rising
>DUDE! Don't SAY it! Gee WHIZ!!!
>HE'S NEVER HAD REAL PROUDLY (CHEESE) WISOCONSIN CHEESE FRIES
>>218760739cheese fries room
>>218760735Based fuck chuds cringe faggots
>telling JD your plansUh oh
Drake betraying bashir is fucking gay and lame
what the fuck vicky take the alliance
>>218760739>>218760763hell yeah we love cheesy fries
emma is secreltly hates vicky she doesnt even know the threat lurking,,,, this wont end well trusting her
BYE BYE BASHIR LOOOOOOOOOOL
trust the guy betraying the guy who shook withi hate normies
JD GONNA SNITCH HARD!!!!!!
strawberry posting is the only funny meme of this seasonYOU FOOL posting had potential but didn't catch on
>>218760749He is literally me
desu cheese fries with some chili is peak food
this is why you don't give the contestants the ability to vote/eliminate someoneit ruins the show and makes this gay longhouse shit
>>218760766they should have stopped this talk when emma walked in
JD instantly trusting james. They had the heaviest 2 bags. Its already over
>>218760768He's been talking about wanting to vote Vicky out to the twins, so he could just be deceiving her. At least, that's my cope.
>>218760779that's the wrong fries
>too bpd to let someone kick the guy you hate
>>218760764james drake wont fuck you, faggot nigger
>>218760743Not at all happy that the wiggers STILL haven't given them another blanket.
I hope to god that everyone except Vicky gives him their plants, and then he kicks the stupid cunt.
Bingo has such a lovely figure. Her twin sister is attractive, sure, but Bingo has an angelic form. I don't know how you can look at this and not be happy with what you see.
This plant matter shit mad exciting yo
>>218760782>BYE BYE BASHIR LOOOOOOOOOOLyeah its totally not gonna be vicky!
Dude just wanted to talk to Landon and ended up having to convince the entire tank.James is next crazy, and this is probably too many people, but he had no choice really, they just kept piling in.Maybe if Vicky didn't waste 20 minutes on that stupid back and forth.
>>218760811
landon just said nigga
VICKY DON'T DO IT
submissive emma is cute
>>218760802gas station foodthey've had better feasts in the 'tank b4
>DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD>JESUS CHRIST?
>>218760803its gonna be that way no matter what. thats the content production unironically likes. boring girls
Chili Cheese fries will save the tank
Please someone dump their drink on Vicky.
>>218760768True, but the strategy is solid. Bashir made himself known as the biggest threat.
>>218760817Bingo is dangerously underweight.
>mints commentaryFUCK OFFFFFFFFFF
>this nigga had to take a seat at the recliner to properly eati love/hate this fat retard
>>218760832MFW XD
>>218760694
unreal
get this ugly faggot mints OFF my SCREEN
>>218760739>>218760763
I still don't get JD's adobe joke
mints throw it back bro
>>218760839
KILL JET HOLY SHIT FUCKING GET BACK
that thing you just saw? let me say what just happened
>>218759447Rare pic of op.
>>218760848She would be healthier if she ate more food, but there's nothing wrong with her current form. I appreciate and love her for who she is.
>jet cuts in the middle of James making a swear on his eternal soul to explain whats going on.fucking retard
I don't wanna see the frontside of Mints
if emma skirts by man.........
>A MINTS/JET PLAY BY PLAY>AS ITS FUCKING HAPPENINGIM DONE WITH THIS FUCKING SHITFUCK OFF
>this is really interestingSTOP GIVING THEM THE ABILITY TO ELIMINATE
FUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOU
>uhhhhhh can we cut from the scheming so mints can explain the scheming, sorry, Social GameAB clapping and cheering and making her whole apartment shake
wtf is this
please dont get rid of bashir
>this needed to happen on screen
>>218760868you faggots dont realize jet only has mints around to take heat off himself
>>218760837The tank is gonna be a gas station once pooptank starts
less jet type stuff
Jet is so bias for Vicky lol, Drake fucking hates her
>>218760878
SWITCH TO CONFESSIONAL CAM
Vicky sucks but I respect drinking as much free alcohol as you can.
holy shit mints is fucking ugly
>>218760892i want this shirt
ITS STILL HAPPENING THEYRE STILL TALKING RIGHT NOW, EMMA TURNING ON VICKY?AND MINTS/JET TALK OVER THEM??????????????????????
false hawks commentary
rigging is not gay, jet is just a pussy afraid to take ownership
longest fucking 20 seconds of my life
inb4; Vicky gets too drunk and quit the show, no elimination tomorrow
>>218760739>>218760757>>218760763>>218760779
fuck off jet, rigging is fine for the health of the tank
>>218760893Do we know who ab hates yet?
>>218760912vicky is bam's favorite
>let the dice fall where it willseason is dead bye
Rigging is gay says the man in the lying rig show where everything is made up on the spot
erier
>this is.... something
>Rigging is gay
>>218760892The group in the confessional have been talking in circles for half an hour. They're getting nowhere, and saying nothing new.
Bashir going this early is bad for content
>>218760900>>218760894>>218760892>>218760890>>218760886These posts are just patrick thumbs down emojis
>>218759523>crouching cone, hidden chin
>>218760934ask yourself who the most entertaining fish is
Drake's patience in trying to get a simple yes is amazing.
Jet and ben should pull drake aside at least once to see if they can convince him to kick JD. Promise him a shot at immunity next round
I am a proud Vicky ViggerI support production rigging it for Vicky!
If anyone but Anisa goes home this show is doomed
riggin is gay thougbeit
>how did you get so many roses
landon should be on production
>>218760878>>218760914*mogs you*
>/ftl/ screamed about rigging ruining s1>/ftl/ is now begging for riggingFags
no one mentioning anissa and that raises an eyebrow
>>218760771she's paranoid as fuck
IF THEY RIG ITwe get more content for longerIF THEY LET THE DICE ROLLwe get another s4
>>218760924What a mark
Can we fucking Kick Jet and Mints instead
>>218760951
>>218760914
stinky vicky is fucking unbearable imagine being forced to live with her.
>>218760951jet wont let you lick his ass
I wanna drop the leg on vicky, brother
>>218760938fucking right, hes saying this because he finally doesnt have to kick content himself the fish do it for him this time
>>218760966>how did you get so many roseswho asked that?
>>218760968true
rigging IS gay but what's much gayer is having a show that has a fatal flaw that ruins it every single season
>>218760934AB is a spiteful mutant, so I would imagine James Drake and maybe Bashir
Where is Bashir?
Why doesn't the whole house just agree to eliminate Emma, she is so fucking boring. Vicky will be great to feed to Frank Hassle for eternal PTSD....Emma should be 2nd to go, she is useless. Like Bez.Bashir, James Drake, Twins should be final 3.
Fishtank Rematch happens >Choose 2 from Season 3>Choose 3 from Season 4>Choose 3 from current SeasonWhat picks would be entertaining
i like how jet says "rigging is gay" as if we're not supposed to believe the entire chris points challenge from S2 was blatant rigging to get useless trish out of top 3
>>218760950 Its not happening, Vicky is gone
just have challenges and make the worst performer get kicked, otherwise they will just vote out the most entertaining peoplethis shit is so retarded
>>218760993
>>218760957Ive bearly watched it's been boring as shit. I just want her pick to lose
>>218760971Ever hear the phrase "You can't please everybody"?
>>218760971it's good when they rig things for the people i like and gay when they rig things for the people i don'tit's actually pretty simple
>>218760971rigging is good actuallywho'd you rather keepemma or bashir
>>218760971bc every time its always against the content makers. never the nontent. the one time jet did something good was getting angie eliminated
>>218760116there's no way Jimmy's sister can wipe properly imagine the smell
>>218761006no
Jet is right. Kicking Vicky is retarded. You get rid of Bashir because he's a threat.
>creating a system that punishes the one guy that engages with it
>>218761000I think she likes bashir actually
>Jet and Mints have to interject with their midwit takes>The conversation is dead by the time they get backI HATE THESE WIGGERS MANTHEY NEED TO INTERJECT THEMSELVES INTO EVERYTHINGIF YOU WANT TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION GO BE A FUCKING STREAM STARFUCK MAN
>>218761002when he sleeps, he always wakes up to a more favorable world
>>218760931you guys know they crashed their website earlier I tried to go to it to see their delicious cheese fries (cheesey flats) but it crashed....
>french romance heating and cooling up intermittently >daniel on the brink of elimination getting increasingly desperate, shittesting production>freddy>drench not shying away from ultra violence>aryeh being the hate magnet, yet capable of occasional meta thinking>seth with a character actually being entertaining we didn't know how good we had it..
>>218760985
the fact that we don't know if james drake is acting and ifhe's going to double cross vicky tomorrow is what makes him so goated. this is way more interesting than watching emma and vicky throw milk at the boys
i hate how autists cant control their speaking rate and volume when they get drunk
but why was sibble collecting the blue balls specifically?
Head of Household (HOH): Competitions start the week, giving the winner safety and the power to nominate two fellow houseguests for eviction.Power of Veto (POV): The HoH, nominees, and others compete for the Veto, which allows a nominee to be saved. If used, the HoH must nominate a replacement.Eviction: The houseguests vote in the Diary Room to evict one of the nominees, with the HoH only voting in a tie.Jury: In the final weeks, evicted houseguests form a jury that votes to decide the winner among the final two.
I enjoy bashir, hes funny
>>218761000Yeah i want James Drake to win he seems to have contempt for the other fish.
>>218761014no idea why jet is so set on not doing it like this. ruins every fucking season
>>218760997>watches every season of a ruined show
>>218761004>Why doesn't the whole house just agree to eliminate Emma, she is so fucking boringCause it makes sense to keep the weak dogshit contestants around and remove the one guy who actually played the game. It's a retarded system. Fuck jet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpAsb5XsHYg
>>218761036i think you might be right and i can't wrap my head around it. what a strange person.
honestly landon wanting cheesy fries and meaning something entirely different is probably my highlight of the day
>>218761049James Drake would take out someone not even in the conversation like Landon or JD
>>218761054it was a gay male queer boy dating show back then
>>218760970Its funny that Jet wants to be big brother so bad, but doesn't know that they regularly sprinkle in returning house guests. The most kino moment was Paul returning in season 19 just to lose the exact same way he did the first time. Make the call Jet, bring him back, AS A FISH.
>>218761004>Why doesn't the house kick out the only person making plans, gaslighting others to put a target on them, and willing to throw down when needed? Do you hear how retarded you sound now?
>>218760848i think even she realizes that. she was worrying about losing weight earlier.she still looks good though
shes so sexy bros
>>218761054lol
fishtank needs to implement the AI Arena/Blockbuster
>>218761051
Are they really not going to give bashir a chance here?
>>218761051I hate picky autistic man children that are picky eaters and confuse cheese fries with fucking cheesy flat sticks....Sabrina Carpenter was right... fucking man children chuds.
>>218761054kek
>fires cowboy/max>keeps mints
>>218760882
>>218761046>>seth with a character actually being entertainingI defend s4 and like it more than 5 but lets not go far and defending the production ass sucker that was seth
content bashir is out, lame gay vicky is in. all because retard chad has a huge ego
>>218761045portesi's official site?
>>218761082I think it is only because he takes action, as retarded as he is
>>218761097Raise your standards anon I believe in you
hey, cockbuddies, I'm going to goon, someone please take notes for me on what happens while i'm gone
Literally just have the bottom 3 stox duke it out to stay in the house until there's 4 people left. Jet is such a fucking retard man
>>218761006Alex, Simbal, Freddy, Drench, Jin, genuinely who gives a fuck the twins I guess
>>218761049He has the ability but it's such a bad play. It would make him untrustworthy, and he could've just stayed teamed with the guys and took Vicky out.
>>218761095Emma cries on her own in confessional.What's the gaslight there? She did that for hours while everyone was downstairs doing the jacuzzi bit.
crazy how they still havent figured out a solution to the fake game show vs content house dichotomy giving the fish power over elims means the content goes home everytime
>>218761116MAD AT THE KRATOM QUEEN?
>>218761116do you want your reality show contestants to not have ego
>>218761125she looks like taylor in that pic though anon
>>218761066fomo
the only thing this season needs to be PERFECT is more mintsmaybe we should add a live mints reaction cam on the lower right corner?
>>218761090>freddy comes back>sarah shuts the show down
>>218761006Cole, JCAlex B, Mizzy, SimbalBashir, James Drake, Emma
>>218761049You're retarded. He's been seething ever since Bashir mogged him and TTS called him a coward.
>>218761104Why would they? He's been a sketchy fucker all week long.Has he been entertaining? 100% yes.But he made the entire house his enemy and they see through his lame manipulative apology bullshit
>THIS NIGGA JUST BOOMER CHATTINGBAAAAAAAASHIR
>>218761127I legit used to jerk off to Tayleigh, she was hot before she got hooked on meth. Her GTA streams she was goated using the face beautify filters. Almost like she was my virtual chud gf.
>twins in bed sleeping at 11:20pmmauro levels of morguemaxxing
Don't worry, Emma white guilt is gonna hit hard tomorrow.
Jimmy sister when?
>>218761116shut up nerd kratom moghouse
Bongo is going to bed so I’m going to bed. Good night, bros.
>>218761107claire moment
>James Drake convinces everyone to give him their plants>Allows Bashir to steal it>Bashir kicks off VickyPlease, god, let it happen.
>wahh why is nothing happening>oh fuck something is happening? no not like this!
Look what James Drake has to work withWhy did Jet cast such lame fucking dweebs?
>>218760914I loved the way they loved...
>>218761127You must stop this vile "gooning"
wtf is james drake saying he has that the others don't
>rigging is gay
i thought bashir does not have a bag? what are they conspiring for?
>It's a shit boring show but I'm also really, really invested in the first eliminationAbout time you faggots apologized.
>>218761146I want hell house, not longhouse houseI want content, not nontentEvery fucking time they do elimination challenges content gets kicked
>>218761165they wake up early, eat too little and then run around all day
Qrd on Bashir? Why are his sto-ACKS at like 50? I just got home.
>>218761179Bashir making a move is the only thing that will save him
>>218761162How does Bashir not notice that everyone is upstairs at this point. How oblivious can you get?
>>218761181>SOMETHING IS HAPPENING>QUICK, CUT TO JETS UGLY FUCKING FACE WHERE GAY LORD MINTS NEEDS TO GIVE HIS FAGGOT TAKE
>>218760971in this scenario the faith of the season relies on it. there is little chance of recovery without some major changes
i hope james drake doesn't really hate bashirthat would break my little heart :(
>>218761187above average testosterone levels
>>218761187charisma
>>218761191jet wont let you lick his asshole lil bro
>>218761162He already seemed annoyed by the conversation in the bar, probably just thinks they're drunk talking about stupid shit. Jewish Anissa is doing a good job distracting him
>>218761197you are so funny
2 seasons after S3 and Jet still hasn't fucking learned that letting the fish decide who goes home is a fucking horrible idea, especially when they realized mid-season how horrible of an idea it was
>>218761212We go through the same cycle every elimination
>>218761204Ironically, it's the only thing that will save Drake.
claire world order
>>218761213how could you ever doubt
>>218761202he's going home tomorrow
>>218761197>production told us
>>218761188If jet and ben don't intervene were gonna end up with JD and anissa in the finals cause nobody sees them as a threat.
>>218761202they are plotting to kick him maybe he could figure that out if he looks at his stox
>>218761187XY chromosome
60% of watching this show is wishing literally anyone else was in charge of it
Im going crazy from the boredom
Haven't been paying much attention, is JD going to be the one with the winning bag according to this plan he's coordinating?
>>218761243i have loads of cope, but i'd never dare post it
>>218761187being a plant
>>218761206More concerned with hearing the sound of his own voice
>>218761256more like 90%
>>218761202market manipulation, the lowest sell order currently is 178
>>218761159What happened between bashir and james drake?
>>218761249hopefully
It's not even midnight and Bingo and her twin sister are both asleep. This is some BULLSHIT. Jet needs to do something to incentivize them to stay awake longer, and not simply let them go asleep out of boredom. There's no reason to watch if they're not around or here to create content, because this entire cast is a miserable slog. I will be piping Bar PTZ into my Vizio again and going to sleep early. I want to be up to see them start their day again.Goodnight /ftl/. Keep these angels safe at all costs. Protect them from evil.
>>218761256Make it 100 percent
>>218761261No James Drake will have the bag
>>218761286they are supposed to scare people when they sleep but they always go to bed first
ON A FUCKING EID AL-FITR DOOD????
bash buddies I dont feel so good
what's it called when a season peaks on day 1?
>>218761282a real community moment all the chat is saying the same thing
can a paypig TTS him>hey bashir look at your stoax, everyone when upstairs and they fell -150
>Bashir stox crashing Lol
James has the patience of a saint trying to extract a simple yes or no form these idiots
>>218761258These fish fucking stink. I've really tried to give it a chance but they just have no charisma or chemistry between them. You know it's bad when I'm missing S4.
>>218761295I don't think we're going to see the twins do their late-night scares. Alas, if nothing else, watching them sleep is a fine substitute too.
>>218761299we call it fishtank
>obvious stox manipulation to cuck bashir
>>218761138You clearly didn't see her pushing Vicky to fuck with everyone early the other morning. Painting a massive target on Vicky's back while staying away from the shit Vicky was doing to the others. Grinning like a kike whenever Vicky couldn't see her.
In this new format, the American public's power over the house has been transferred to the houseguests themselves as they are now responsible for evicting their fellow houseguests. Because of this drastic change, the housemates are now allowed to influence other houseguests and strategize on who to evict, resulting to the creation of alliances. Further, a various special powers have been added into the game, namely Head of Household and Power of Veto
>>218761298wow
>>218761298buy the dip
OH MY GOD. SHUT THE FUCK UP JET GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>218761298if he notices HE KNOWS its a strat to save BASH
>>218761286It’s 11PM, let them sleep nigga. Maybe this way they might do something before 12PM tomorrow.
>>218761171stella NOW
>>218761324It seems to be the only way to actually warn him
>Can't sell my 1 stox because I don't have 2 fishcoinslmao fuck you Jet I'm not buying more faggot
JD kissing vicky ass in confessional
>>218761314kek...
>>218761298just put in a buy order for 52
i'm huffing experimental military grade, nanotech-enhanced copium rn. overdosing tbqh. but i'm hoping james is cashing in his trust with them just to betray them. again, I'm ODing in copium
>Bashir too busy listening to Head yap to save his asslmao get fucked then bud
As the format allows housemates to strategize, the most of the housemates have formed alliances during their time in the house to further themselves in the game. An alliance is a group of housemates that are considered loyal to each other by working together throughout the game.
>immediate stox snitchFucking faggots.
Icky Vicky got that wet and sticky
>>218761342
WARN BASHIR WARN BASHIR
>instant snitch ttsoh well it's a good thing this time
>the numbers, bashir, what do they mean?!?!?
>>218761357literally jet doing it"rigging is gay" btw
>>218761344hot af
>>218761353he noticed and didnt piece it together fuck sake
There's not gonna be a 180 from Drake cause it makes sense for him to get Bashir out also. Letting the fish take out the guy who makes the show good is diarrhea poo poo
JD stox update
he didn't even look at it, he is gone
>production just let this through
if they all come back down to the bar at the same time they're retarded because they were obviously all together while bashir's stocks doomped
>>218761296can’t trust these cumskin pigs man, can’t fucking trust them
Jet has been inserting himself into the show more than ever this season and the season's quality compared to the others definitely shows.
>>218761290My mistake that's what I meantOK so he's not going to vote Bashir like he's saying, otherwise he'd leave it with Emma or Vikky knowing they would.What an easy play, only question now is if they go through without tomorrow when they have hangover induced paranoia.
>>218761314asking for cheese fries and expecting this is so funny
>>218761333Checked, but the average person only needs four hours of sleep to function. Eight hours or more is a myth.
>>218761286>>>/wsg/6112530i'm playing this on repeat
The current 2-story Big Brother House is the second incarnation of the house and was first used in Big Brother 6 (US). The first five seasons used the original house with only one story and used to be located a few blocks away from the current house.
>>218761330For real. Why does he think cutting the director cam to himself is a good idea? Like at least fucking wait until the conversation going on is over. Dude is fucking retarded.
Can anyone dumb down their plan for me please
the twins are still looking in the mirror highly attracted to their new selves
They have TTS on auto
>>218761378my hope and cope is that he said it would be something that would make the house hate him which wouldn't be bashir
>>218761378new to fishtank? been this way every season
>>218761318S4 cast had sex appeal and most of them grew personalities near the end. This cast is irredeemable given the fact that production is doing nothing 95% of the time to drive them to do stuff other than sit/stand around and shoot the shit.
it would be really funny if Drake knocked anyone else out lol, but it really does make the most sense to get rid of Bashir. Emma's weak, Vicky's gonna implode, Landon is easy to manipulate, JD so hated he'll never have immunity, the twins have immunity.
>>218761385It's not a snitch. It's right behind him :^)
>>218761406poop
>>218761398He literally didn't know cheese fries were a real thing.
>>218761406pool all their plants together to guarantee a vote against bashir
>>218761402Why do people simp over the ugliest chicks in fishtank historyit's Josie 2.0Yes Josie is dog shit ugly
>bashir look at your stox retard>"no :)"what the fuck is wrong with him
>>218761396Since the "host" is just a celebrity guest, we are stuck with jet all the time for every reason.
he got tipped off and he didn't care, its fucking over
>>218761398it never even occurred to him that they could think something else
>I'm getting everyone's ig after thisThat's the gayest thing I've ever heard
>>218761408it took me a while but yeah these 2 messages convinced me production is collectively low IQ
>>218761408tts isnt on and if he's as much of fan as he says he is he will know prod let that through on purpose
If he won't try and save himself I don't give a fuck if he goes.
>>218761385They're not very perceptive when it comes predicting how other people will react. Any little thing like that is going to set off paranoia
LANDON IS SPAZZING
witnessing a man's downfall
>>218761443Sioix are haram
>>218761414No, the only other time they've ever let the fish remove someone for trying was Simbal and it was also retarded then and generally viewed as a lowpoint for the season. Punishing fish for actually playing the game is so fucking retarded
>>218761298FAH
>>218761443hes autistic gajin jihan please understand
>>218761402It IS a nice edit, I can't say I blame you!
>>218761425>It's not a snitch. It's right behind him :^)YEAH BASHIR ITS KINDA WEIRD YOUR STOX ARE TANKING!!!!!!!
Finally muh hecking dramatic tension. I want this. Bashir will need to pull an epic shitshoe manoeuvre to save himself.
>these tts trying to figure out ways to warn bashir but he can't tellso sad
>>218761408
>>218761458wow, last guy you would expect
move>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391
>>218761450my friend says "IG" in real life conversations instead of instagram and i have to tell him every time that real life doesn't have a character count
>landon getting converted to Christianity by james drakekek
>here's your cheese fries>what the fuck is this? this is just fried potato strips with cheese on them? where's the dough?
>>218761443islam is a warrior religion founded by a people who were completely surrounded by hostile pagans and so it teaches adherents to be hostile in return to outsiders
>>218761435kek he's so interesting
>bashir steals the bags and votes out jamesbest possible endingIt really depends how they "decide" when the bags are done, how much notice they have.
>>218761419The twins are drakes only real threat once Bashir is eliminated
WARN BASHIR IN JAPANESE OR SYRIAN SINCE HE WILL UNDERSTAND YOU RETARDSWARN BASHIR IN JAPANESE OR SYRIAN SINCE HE WILL UNDERSTAND YOU RETARDSWARN BASHIR IN JAPANESE OR SYRIAN SINCE HE WILL UNDERSTAND YOU RETARDSWARN BASHIR IN JAPANESE OR SYRIAN SINCE HE WILL UNDERSTAND YOU RETARDS
>>218761486lmfao
>>218761483>STRIKE TWO JET
>>218761450thats the modern equivalent of exchanging phone numbers unc
>>218761455its impossible for him to save himself. you cant steal from drake, not with bashir's physique
>>218761442>>218761473i'm a dead man and i'm in love with bingo
>retard alliance vs One JihadiHOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE AMERICA VS IRAN
Stop posting sister
>>218761507Jet wants bashir to stay, it's gunna happen
CAUGHT
>longhouse kills the season
>>218761528Steal everything else then
>>218761490that bake is stale man make a new one, maybe two or three more just to be safe
poetic...
>the fish defending landon against bashirs obsession with his picky eatinglolol
sometimes bashir sounds like simbal
"I think things are going well"
>>218761552normies man they are slaves
>>218761542James Drake and the tunnel drakes are not a longhouse
Kill Mints or remove his soundboard
BYE BYE BASHIRBYE BYE
bashir.... :'(
>kuhmakuhzee
IRISH ARAB GOD PLEASE SEND OUR SPIRITUAL WARRIOR A SIGN
dead man walkin
>>218761564its funny bc they would make fun of him if it didnt have to do with getting out bashir
what just happened? literally went for a piss and now its over?
Bashir is too conceited to think he's up for elimination
>>218761477How does he even save himself? He’s fucked
>>218761571Based Scott-Sensei
Pizzagay picks losers. Cole and now bashit ahahahahahaha
>he didn't notice all the people immediately leaving when seeing him
>>218761572it's funny sometimes i think
Being gassed to death by a never ending barrage of Emma farts
is elimination tomorrow?
is he really this oblivious he just walked in on them all talking together in a fucking group
>>218761552That one is weird, Bam is freaking out about it more.
now we gotta pretend like we are interested in bashir
>>218761572bruh
>bashir is going home and not emma
finding it hard to feel sorry for bashir.
not one ounce of suspicion? is he stupid?
They need to allow snitching when it's literally one man against the tank.
He's more focused on his list of favorite songs
>>218761608yeah
madonn'
bashir is a marty robbins enjoyer? i like him now and he is getting eliminated...
bashirbros...
TTS SNITCHING
>>218761625well they just did l
>>218761612bam was being funny about it but bashir does have some weird obsession with it
wow that's definitely a snitch
>>218761600inshallah he will turn this around
>>218761635They say they will stop it but they don't give a fuck.
bashir is basically the retard that gets voted off week one in big brother cause he thinks he’s running the house meanwhile the whole house is plotting against him
Jet just letting blatant snitch TTS through because he wants Bashir to stay now lmfaoRIGGING IS GAY BTW
he knew all along
>>218761571That's my sensei
>so this is a lecture i heard by alan wattsi burst out laughing
>>218761635Now i want to see just how much they can snitch before he believes
What a stupid fucking retard
This >>218761275 would be epic
bashir>JD
>>218761650it's because they want bashir to stay
>insha allahThat's not the term bashir, you fake muslim
Bashir deserves to leave if he’s not figuring it out after multiple snitch TTS.
>>218761652so basically Luke?
>>218761665I hate this nigga so much
>>218761571no scott no fishtank
>>218761654finally hes got the right idea
>>218761650They're too busy concentrating on choosing the next time to interrupt director cam to recap what happened 5 seconds ago.
fucking retard landon
>>218761677that's fair
cofirmination
Jet could just post this gay shit in the threads instead
>>218761628cool
>>218761682nah luke is the retard that drops an n bomb on a cbs show and gets kicked
>>218761677hes not stupid, he knows.
>confirmination
You have failed, my son.
>>218761682Luke didn't get voted off, he got kicked, they don't want him back
>>218761676it is tho
>>218761703he does not know
>>218761682He was in the cheese room, nigga.
>day 21>*boom*>*crash*>see thiswat do?
>>218761665>alan wattsof course100% fake muslim
Colossal faggot.
>>218761677He has figured it out
If Vicky can be coddled for being a fucking druggie bitch Bashir can be tipped off
>>218761595Charisma mog the dragon by shitting in a shoe.
Vance disappointed the twins went to sleep
BASED KICK STREAM AFTER DARK ARCHIVEthis is the coolest shit Jet has done, i wish the site itself had archive but if this is the compromise its worth it and awesome to be able to scrub thru an catch up
black heart landon
No new bakesmigrate here >>218760397
>>218761718HAhaaaaaaaaa HA
>>218761698>>218761704?
>>218761677actual autist. he doesn't know what you know
i'm starting to think laredo is his trains
why are there so many threads?
I want Bashir to stay. He has fighting spirit.
>>218761722Jet is letting them through because he wants Bashir to staybut "rigging is gay"
Luke wouldnt have betrayed bashir. Drake is not a man, Drake is a woman brained faggot.
>>218761682luke is even more retarded
I like to call him James Snake
>>218761676إِنْ شَاءَ ٱللّٰهُ = ạ̹en sha áٱlláho
on /bb/bros will ever witness a perfect blindside
>it's a very small world but time is the ultimate magicianis he correct?
>>218761715He does, are you legit autistic like Landon or did you just miss his response to the TTS which clued him in?
>>218761744>Just chill>Fighting spirit
>>218761741/bant/fags trying to get the general nuked off the board
>tfw no cast chemistry
>landon and emma talked to each other in the airport and they didnt know they were both going to fishtanklol what
>>218761737landon just said that instead of confirmation
this is the real thread btw >>218760391>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391>>218760391emma thread is for alternative emo types, which is fine too
>it's an AB figures out the wiggers are retarded episode
>>218761762he keeps saying trust the boys dude
>>218761722>>218761745The TTS could straight up say Drake is going to betray him and he wouldn't believe it
>>218761718if he won't take over before day 10, it's too late
landon cant think too good
MENTAL MENTAAALLL
>>218761748luke is a faggot and so are you
>>218761767He told emma but she didnt tell him. She told the story on day 1
>>218761760very much so
>>218761634james is using his acting powers for some fuck shit
>you guys are not as toxic i hope people don't take that as a challenge, jet already had to deal with bezo
>>218761748Is a winner. Only fags and trannies believe in the “honor” system. Real men take what is theirs.
>>218761757bitchboi getting blindsided on BB26 was kinotoo bad that momentum went nowhere and tucker had literally the worst allies ever
>>218761682>>218761749this. Luke was a production golem that they didn't even utilize.
Jet could not have scripted this better.
We don't move threads until we reach the /tv/ image limit of 150. If new threads are posted before image limit, we ignore them and keep posting in the original thread.
lol the camera zooming in on his legs doing a piss dance as he tells emma i gotta piss
>he went on the show to get time off work and they make him clean the whole house every daylmao
emma just sexually assaulted landon
is this the alcoholic wisconsinite mating ritual
Time to play the game
fuck i wish someone loved me like the way they love each other(sleep well twins)
>>218761808This
>Prime time on a Friday>Viewers below 7k now.God damn this season is dying off hard.
JAMES' ETERNAL SOUL WILL PAY FOR THIS INSHALLAH
>>218761823kick her off the show
>>218761811Vance is top cameraman.
>>218761821Good, once you wield the mop you become the mop
>>218761829Nothing has happened
>landon calling emma’s boyfriend jew nosebased sperg
fuck this conversation with landon and emma is good
to be fair i would just think this is tts trying to make me sperg. stock shouldve tipped him off tho
its over
boner check
Head is a fucking asshole. There are so many rooms in the house and he has to loudly scream by two people trying to sleep.
250 letters per letter
>>218761778that is her supporting the wigger assertion that tts snitching is okay
>>218761823
>>218761829Yeah thats kinda what happens when you make a boring ass show
lmao landon is fuckin toasted
>just let me finish this lecture
based landog making emma wet
>>218761877fucking gold
tts snitching is so fucking retarded
emma has a chance to do the most cruel fucking thing....
not quite snitching but close
GET THIS FUCKING MUSLIM OFF MY SCREEN!!!!!
Are Landon and Emma looksmatched?
This is so fucking stupid.
>golden heart emma
can someone make a new thread please and thank you
>>218761889Holding a pen in your philtrum is not funny. These women are acting.
>>218761877Love that little buddy
>>218761915Landon mogs I'm afraid
>>218761923just a few more images
>>218761914change cameras you retarded faggot
someone send Omae wa mou shindeiru
wape her wandon
>bashir simping for emmaOH NO NO NO
KRATOM MOG DANCE
This nigga dumber than the twins
>>218761926>These women are acting.no shit but that would be kinda funny to start doing that during class
>>218761926You're gonna lose your mind when you realize what they are called
@jet do a super bed tonight
>>218761906Its not that's the whole point the wiggers should run tts and toys 24/7 its Jet's fault he is too retarded to hire a Nightshift team.
janitorial heart bros.....
>JANNY HEART
>>218761956c'mon production can we please have another gas vicky to the moon night
TTS snitched and he still doesn't get it
my guy
>>218761944You're already dying?
>>218761967>would be kinda funnyNope. It's old hat. Nobody would laugh at that. It's a work of fiction.
>>218761962You’re going to have to narrow it down. There’s at least 4 people currently talking that can apply to.
dude has been dressing up as naruto for so long hes convinced hes got plot armor
It's not even snitching right now, Jet is just telling Bashir what to do
>>218762009https://youtu.be/dNQs_Bef_V8?t=3he would get it
that wig actually made her look worse
Fat Venti
Landon's harem
>TTS finally getting through to Bashir Prepare for Jihad
tj + daniel = landon
>>218762026lmao fuck it, I WANT THE HOLY WAR
>bashir already doing a loser speech about he already won by being in the show lol
>>218762043yeesh
I genuinely hate jet neptune
>uhhhhhhhh has anyone seen uhhhh its always sunny
>>218762026how can he even go jihad unti very last minute, he is 1 v 7 rn
>>218762089he's cute though
>>218762091>>218762091>>218762091move
>>218762029Ah I see now. I originally thought "Omae wa mou shinda" was what you were meaning to say.
>>218762113dude.
>>218762089we all do, we all do man
>>218762066It seems like he wants to go home tomorrow on what he feels like is his own terms
>>218762113god fucking dammit knock it off retard
>>218762128What's your problem, idiot namefag? It's time for a new thread.
>>218762156image limit hit
>>218762056Jimmy+dan=landon you mean
>>218762171we already have a perfectly good thread with correct number >>218760397
>>218762161there are 2 other threads on page 1, dumbass
>>218761571yeah... no
>>218762241They were posted early. Participating in them and keeping them bumped contributes to the efforts being made to get /ftl/ banned by spamming early threads.
MOVE TO THE NEW THREAD VICKY VIGGERS, PRODUCTION WANTS A NEW BAKE SO HERE WE GO>>218762250>>218762250>>218762250>>218762250>>218762250>>218762250>>218762250
>>218762272you made the 6th active thread.
>>218762272Retard. What you are doing is way worse.because not only will they not stop but you have given them an upper hand. Look here if you don't believe me >>218762307
>>218762324I didn't make it. You are an ignorant namefag.>>218762339All I am doing is advising on the right new thread procedure. The only way early new makers can get an upper hand is if people mindlessly follow them.
>>218762272>spamming early threads.This has been an issue since s1
>>218762369you not having made it is even worse
>>218762397Then why did your last post consist only of accusing me of making the thread as if it would have been wrong to do so?
>>218762431you defending a retarded gratuitous bake for no reason is worse than defending your own bake, dude
>>218762485I gave a very good reason for defending the bake. You are not only an idiot namefag but one complacent in what is likely some sort of external discord tranny sabotage.
