Whore twins>/ftl/ NEWS-- Kratom Mogging will continue until Jet dies from lack of sleep https://x.com/jetneptune_/status/2035177269144998246?s=20-- Plumbing unFIXED (New leaks)-- Head shit in a bucket-- Stream on kick (kick.com/fishtank)-- Challenge is no longer about plant leaves, it's about having the most plant matter in a trash bag; it may change again-- Jet wants Vicky to stay because she's interesting-- Jet put porn on the stream to get restreamer banned on youtube, it didn't work-- Elimination on Saturday-- Twins were rewarded immunity for being top stox>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5Bake at 115 images. Production told us 100 but we're having infighting over itprev >>218766920
Morguebros I’m hungry
I really want to kratom mog right now but Jet said it's bedtime
Put this in op next bake.NO MORE NIGGER SKULL BAKINGDon't want to see that nigger's face
you guys enjoying being kratom mogged by the prized hog?
Johnny Knoxville's Fear Factor that is on national television>Buried in concrete>Water boarded>Bitten by anacondas>Put in a giant plastic bag and suffocated>Eating cow blood, scorpions, fish eyes, other gross shit>electrocution challenge>strapped to a chair and needles inserted into your armBam Margera's HELLHOUSE that is TOO EXTREME FOR TELEVISION>they make you eat fresh fruit>fake poop pranks>they play harp music>they hire strippers dressed as cops>you have to take care of plants>playing cards against humanity>bam brings in his dogs and you have to pet them
>uhh i know we spent a hour gassing you up to mog the tank but now that you're putting kratom in your piss bag, we really need you to go to sleep vicky
guys I can’t mog tonight
They need to do something to stop interesting fish from getting kicked. Bashir is going to be awful to lose.
kratom moging vicky in bed
https://youtu.be/0MICwkBu5Os
how do these threads stay up through the night when there's fuck all to talk about AND fuck all to talk about from the day
In an alternative universe, Jet let everyone stay up and you spend all day tomorrow complaining about how much they're sleeping
>>218768230
>>218768288The pain
>>218768290I sleep during the daytime thoughever
not finna lie, bingo looks low key bussin on a fleek no cap frfr. yugioh.
>wins
>>218768274>0 tts sent
muh you don't understand Emma's mastermind strategy is simply a losing strategy, it's a strategy of survival but not of winning.
>>218768288IdkI was watching SINNERS Decent Vampire N WORD movie I think
>>218768314but it's the perfect strategy for week 1 especially for someone who isn't high in stox
omg i can turn off stubs and he's completely gone
Man I coulda watched the casino
>>218768314if there was justice in this world, jd and emma would be eliminated and bezo and charity would be brought back
>vicky, you kratom mogged emma with an elimination kratom cup last night>everyone save your plant matter, it will come into play during the next challenge
>>218768343yes to the first part but no to the second
>>218768277Even the paypigs are retarded and would vote out content. The best I can come up with is giving Vicky and Bashir each a temporary shield that means that whoever tries to vote them out has to change their choice. The boys would switch from Vicky to Emma, the girls would switch from Bashir to JD.
>>218768329she's a midcarder and can't cut a promo, she's not winning. Vicky is the dimes drawer.
Bashir is clearly next after vicky and he's already talking about rehabelating rehabilitating , she's using a leech strategy where she partners with the person who's in the dogpile it's way 2 high iq for the post season 3 fishtank fan to understand i get it but it's like Emma is going to win either way
bongo on the move
he would unironically save the show
So have twin fags realized jet casted them knowing their trauma would be exposed to thousands of retards? Either they win out of pity or get fed to their poop house machine? Jet is a vile person?
>>218768274markey bros we eating good tonight
>>218768365We're aware of what the show is, yeah.
the girls physically cannot carry enough plant matter to win this challenge
>>218768360warming up to stein ngl
>the show has to shut down when jet goes to bedIsn't this supposed to be a 24/7 reality show? Why can't Ben take over the executive director role for the time being or something? Is this about Jet's ego?
>>218768378leaves are so fuckin heavy
>>218768378simbal gave them immunity
>>218768360I'm shocked he didn't just host. He would've been great. And like Bam, he would also really give a shit about knowing about the fish and keeping up to date with the show.
>>218768360He looks so much like a guy I used to hook up with it's insane. Was really confused first time he showed up
>>218768353Stox is objectively bad for the show
>>218768388All the actual plant matter of value is wood.
>>218768365Fireball is pretty good I think My friend brought over a 10 pack of nips yesterday
>>218768365bongo's a hassle fan, would be kinda suprised if she didnt know jet's dad is a tweaker who's responsible for his entire identify being available on dixbunnot like they have much to lose
I keep saying kratom mog out loud now, I hate this dumb show
>>218768391alex stein sucks cock
>>218768387cant get jet behind the scene facetime if hes asleep
>>218768393sounds gay
>>218768411brutal vocabulary mog
>>218768387Why do any of production need to be awake if a couple of fish are still awake in confessional? Director mode was down hours ago anyways.
Qrd on today?
what time is the elimination tomorrow?
>>218768359I'm going to have sex with Bongo after the show and there's nothing u can do about it >:)
>>218768387give him a break it's only season 5
>>218768442reminds me of jimmy's mom for some reason
>>218768411disloyal if u didn’t show ur entire family ur kratom mog dance
>>218768432cheese fries and surstromming
Isn't smaack also 29? Brutally mogging kratom
Giving Vicky and Bashir jobs where the reward today isn't money, but elimination protection (and if they tell anyone that that's their pay for the day they get insta-kicked) is the only way to salvage this.But the problem is they've already started the stupid job board shit, and vicky and emma will just instantly tell each other their jobs again like they've been doing the past couple of days, and confessional is still a mess because the girls never moved back into the jungle room like they said they would.
>>218768267>you guys are never happy man>buy st0x, we really need your help to keep us afloat
>>218768440no worries bro, bingo is my true love
>>218768432Head got covered in poo and Landon had to clean it up
>>218768432Vicky was cute
>>218768442
>>218768432kratommogged
>>218768471Is this real?
Shutting down the fish was the gayest shit I've seen from production in a long time
>>218768288we just talk about previous seasons until something happens or the fish wake up
>>218768405Is the bingo bongo situation weird where if you marry one you have to marry them both?
>>218768479lol yeah dudes head is massive
>>218768360didn’t he get shot in the neck or something
>>218768487Bingo says she'd just be like a squatter in your house if you married Bongo
666 marky
hey jet or ben, if you'r reading this, i have a good challenge for you.make the fish do the mario. to do the mario, you swing your arms from side to side and then take one step and back again.
>>218768432jet came up and forced everyone to go to bed in the worst moment in fishtank history
>>218768479why do you think his name is head?>>218768496
>>218768487Even if not legally you would have to take care of both since bingo cannot socially function without bongo
>>218768479seriously he's a freak of nature lmao
More like Jet Netpoop
>>218768329If it was an alliance between equals she wouldn't be sleeping on the floor lmaoFishes that can be mean:>vicky>bashir>james drakeEmma is terrible at confrontation and will need to get rid of them. So she partners with vicky who is losing. Then she tells vicky not to attack the others which will lead to her losing and become the next one out after that.To get out of it she should try to get Head to side with her
>>218768498no that was tim pool
>>218768487Living with your wife’s family or vice versa has been the norm for most of human history.
Am I in trouble if I talk 090099
>>218768523Jeet cockly poopson
>>218768500do you think they've ever ... you know ...?
idk if its a condition or what but head's the man
I genuinely hope emma or anis dies soon bros
>>218768551Belly button n
>>218768548yea they were spied on in the shower by their dad when they were 9
>>218768548Bongo liked it, Bingo didn't.
who asked for a video game?
>>218768551The top of his head contains a flexible, fatty organ that helps him transmit sound for echolocation, allowing him to navigate and locate prey in dark or icy arctic waters.
How would the S5 female fish have faired on bitchtank?
>>218768556How does it feel knowing he weighs less than you (240)?
>>218768548>>218768563>>218768566wtf did she rly say that?
>>218768574sure
>>218768556shalom congrats on ur sponsorship
>>218768573I nunno I think i feel indifferentI dont kno
>>218768581Thank you si much #@yoplait_israel I worked so hard for this
>>218768585Paris Jackson if she were actually Michael’s kid
>>218768538Yes
>>218768551>>218768592>>218768579I am about 90% sure you're jerking me off. This cannot be real
>>218768604I'd never jerk you off.
i cant find any cheese fries or grilled chese to order at this hour, whats the next closest thing?
>>218768602Sorry
>>218768608he is growing stronger...
>>218768610this shit from the grocery store is good
>>218768585Improved
>>218768610do americans really
>>218768604
The cone heads are taking over
>>218768608reminds me og Jay Masters from delray misfits except completely bald and obviously with a massive forehead
Odds on Head mentioning poo within 30 mins of waking up?
>>218768610cheesy bread
>>218768610>he can't make grilled fucking cheese and has to order itholy fucking shit
>>218768661lower than the odds of him mentioning bbc
*places a slice of melted cheese on his dick and calls for landon*
>>218768673Maybe he doesn't have the ingredients People who order food all the time never cook so they never have ingredients just condiments
>>218768673did jd type this
>>218768571anisa repeatedly getting beat up by shadi mistaking her for the other hag
>>218768604thanks man that gave a good chuckle
>>218768691Those people are fucking retarded cattle, then.
>>218768691Stop drinking you dumb retard, you’re on par with cryo (only he’s a better poster).
>>218768721brokie cope shut up nerd
Who do U choose?
cmon landon, on your knees
>>218768673what the guy below said, you ever think about that? no, you only ever think about urself>>218768691
Is production planning to rape Vicky in the basement?
>>218768738Helpless useless fucking retard.
>>218768741I hat noodle whores but JC has fantastic legs
>>218768752imagine not having slaves prepare all ur meals for u L
hat
>>218768741I'm not really into asians but the middle one because the top and bottom ones are really really ugly
>>218768776imagine breeding that tight virgin hole fffffff
>>218768778shit taste
>>218768769Chad goyslop consumer
>>218768776is tat bingo or bongo?
>>218768769shadowfax
>>218768776bongo's body goes crazy
Fuck man re watching S2 recap while fish are asleep and the nontent allegations for S5 are soo real, S2 first five days had summer loosing her shit, Brian and Trish hooking up secret agent JC detective cole and Jimmy and swamp magic and hell house reveal to say a few
>>218768721Well yeab>>218768731Im being normal :/>>218768747I nunno I dknt understand
>>218768769They’re not slaves, it’s their job.Enjoy the indian delivery driver spit and bacteria floating around in his car.
>>218768778u picked an AI character u fucking faggot anigooner. sick fuck
>>218768796bongo can't you tell?
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=neYWfzSNpnk&si=VlyqRWnOiTd9aclyYearn hours
>>218768820i have been watching since hour 3 and i really dont know which is wich
>>218768812At least the ai isn't ugly
>>218768769>>218768788>>218768798Klaus samefaggot
>>218768809The best places seal the food and drinks in bags before the dirty doordash people pick them up I think
>>218768832how is that possible are you retarded
Im not too sure Landon loves cleaning it up bros
New freeloader inbound before I sleep, what should we name her
It is best to cook at home Saves money and tastes better
>>218768804buddy did you watch it live? it was rough, its always rough. just expect it to suck most of the time, its fine.never pay them and you lose nothing.
>>218768832vicky is the cute one
>>218768853Isabella Moner is too busy for fishtank
>>218768840>>218768842shadowfax brokies stay coping i think chat
>>218768853Jetette
>>218768846cause im not a low iq retard who follows them around all day or even pays attention. i laugh at their antics but dont give a shit otherwise. get on my level.
>>218768854Also healthier
>>218768853Looks like jet and bezo as a girl
>>218768842You don’t think the indians have come up with a way to re-seal the items in such a way you wont notice so they don’t have to spend money on lunch that day?
>>218768856I did and I know it wasn't crazy but it's night and day when you compare the 2
>>218768804>S2 first five daystoo bad the rest of it was fucking garbage
Is it ethical to have sexual relations with tards such as the twins?
Anyone got that clip from S4 when Ben loses his shit at Freddy? It was when Freddy was chained to the wall I think and he pissed Ben off to the point that he came running up the stairs and started screaming, then went back downstairs and production could be heard laughing. I can't even find it in highlight videos but I remember it happening.
>>218768853Why do allat when we alr got femJet
>>218768868>cause im not a low iq retardI don't think that's possible if you can't tell them apart
>>218768869Da
>>218768840
>>218768883i can tell them apart dumbass i just dont know which is which and i dont care anymore
>>218768880Are u a member of production
what's the yellow arrow in the bar for?
>>218768895bingo is skinny bongo is fat
>>218768840This is Klaus’s DoorDash orders, nigga is on WFH and basically never sees anybody else but his mom
>>218768901points to Mecca
i need to cuddle with bingo
>>218768875I only had one person steal my order and never show up but it was fine because they refunded me for it and another guy delivered
>>218768901must lim stuff
>>218768911stop arguing with yourself please let's be sane tonight
>>218768901for bashir's prayerpoints to mecca
>>218768911Is Dunkin' Donuts even that good to waste that much money on it?
>>218768926I'm surprised no one fucked with it yet
>>218768911bro doordashing dunkin
>>218768880it happened, i remember. ben then threw his skateboard or broke it i think
Do they have a working shower in this house?
is this nigga bashir fr
>>218768911how many fucking donuts do you need
>>218768941he knows the direction now so he doesn't actually need the arrow anymore
>>218768911I hung out with Jose yesterday we drank fireball and played pool but I am seeing my mom soon I think
>>218768914uh but looking at the house property it's facing the north pole ???
>>218768937He just buys coffee for the entire day (respect).
>>218768941i mean they destroyed his quran already what else can you do
>>218768960>Jose
anyone here ever considered going on fishtank
I haven't watched since season 1, catch me up on the lore
>>218768988no
>>218768988that sounds scary
>>218768915i need to be in a bingobongo sandwich
>>218768978that’s javier u fool
>>218768713Damn look at that belly.
>>218768776Damn Shadi really is losing weight
>>218768988I would be so good on fishtank, problem is I am too normal. I'm not saying normie, I am saying I have a job, in a respected corporation. As soon as I appear on that show my life is ruined. I am confident I would be an incredible cast.
Scrubs for freeloader
>>218768988I was in the same discord server that Jimmy was in where they discovered the Craigslist ad and I auditioned for season 2, didn’t get a reply back. Would never do it again.
>>218769001it's really gay and lame now
>>218769001nothing ever happened
>>218769034>I am confident I would be an incredible castthose are usually the worst contestants
>>218769034yeah you don't want to dr cross yourself Jet is jealous of people with actual careers from normal families so he would probably try to ruin your life
>>218769001
>>218768988I would never, but I have had several dreams where I watch myself get berated on fishtank live. Not s
>>218769062whatever happened to dr cross? were the allegations true?
>>218768880I think it was when he got into it with Wrench was in the dog house and kept screaming. That's why Ben came up cause Fred was being a bad dog
>>218769072[...] not sure what that says about me *
>>218769076He got fired
>>218769076he died
>>218768988I don't think I'd make it on, I know too muchplus I actually went outside and met people after I watched the first two seasons, I am no longer an autist with negative social skills.
>>218768988I briefly considered it since I probably could, but the fanbase are a special kind of insane. Fish that don't even talk about fishtank anymore or were only on it for a short time are still bothered by extremely crazy fans to this day.
>>218769062wasn't that guy a creep though? "normal" is a stretch
>>218769054Nah im not like the other autists on the show that have nothing to lose that lack self awareness. All it takes to be a great cast is being down for anything and trolling the other autistic people casted in a mean spirited but fun way. Basically what freddy did. If I wasn't gainfully employed I'd do it.
>>218768988someone made a comment about wow gold farming, i didn't respond to it. i am a super autist wow player. if the wow gold farming was spamming classic wow dungeons and maximizing gold per hour as a mage i would win and i thought - why don't i apply? so yeah, i never applied.
>>218768988i'd unironically do it and not even reveal my powerlevel until well after the season endsbut alas im mexican
Where's Sam? Fatty? Frank?
>>218769148
>>218769135>im not like the other autists on the show that have nothing to lose that lack self awarenessthose are usually the best contestants
>>218769120his only sin was paying to do on camera what jet was planning to do immediately after the season ended
>>218769120oh yeah for sure he seemed like he was on cocaine or Adderall too but his parents are probably normal and he has a normie type education/career
what the fuck is elestanque
>>218769120He was actually normal and the backstory for him was made up by production as a bit, so they had to admit he was there as a bit once people started emailing where he worked to get him fired but apparently he got fired anyway since they still kept getting contacted.
>>218769149umm like... we have bezo for frank replacement and bam as sam... get over it dude
>>218769063Why do people in these threads dickride season 3 so much if the back half was so horrible?
>>218768988I have fantasised about it but being Euro would be my only lame novelty and I'd probably end up like JD
>>218769135>>218769034literally bezo tier btw
I think most of you are schizo spazzes who will find anything to hate, but I think the show in general is going really well and they’re doing a great job My biggest gripe tho is how poor production’s systems are, eg. they’re having issues sleeping but haven’t got a night shift system in place, or ear plugs and heating and cooling so they can get more sleep, and challenges and mechanics etc , they don’t think through them well enough. For instance, JD will find loopholes and will push the limits with things, and they don’t take a moment to think about setting clear rules and punishments and how to communicate them properly
the camera leaner
>>218769162that too Jet had to "cancel" him to take the heat off himself kind of like Sam vs Simmons
>>218769159thats fair, I would definetly be more of a Luke or Freddy, who just understands its a shitshow and pesters the autists
>>218769171most people stop watching after Jet inevitably ruins the entire fucking thing with some stupid decision so most opinions on seasons are only based on the front half
>>218769171The first half was so good that it makes up for how weak the second half was.
>>218769182this guy needs to be fired pronto
>>218769176Bezo is some sad discord troll. I'm just a normal socialized guy that happens to be terminally online, we aren't the same
>>218769178Jet and Ben don't want to miss out on the action so instead of working in shifts they'll just sniff coke and stay up for days
If I was in this season I wouldn't be able to resist molesting the twins. Sorry not sorry.
>>218769222>>>>>>>>>>>implying you would be any different
>>218769206this is untrue unless you really love watching a gay black man jerk off on camera
Kratomtards are fucked in the head. They take a potent opioid every single day and pretend it's just like a cup of coffee
>>218769240>Frank Hassle wasn't kino>Symbal being bullied into oblivion wasn't kino>Alex B? More like Alex be saying the N word
>>218769254It does feel sort of like caffeine at a low dose
famous house was a great premise but s3 fans forget that sam and jet were constantly sabotaging the idea from day 1 onward with terrible decision making
>>218769254It comes from the earth and has no known negative effects, only positive ones
I hope Vicky doesn’t get sent home. The kratom mog gaslight has so much more potential
I miss when we had hope of FT becoming a successful thing
poop comes from the earth
>>218769283i think the bit has run its course at this point, not sure where else you can go with it
>>218769254Is it not considered a drug in America?
>>218769141why would that prevent you from going on
>>218769233>smug TJ before he got chicken andy'd
>>218769295not yet that's why Jet can sell it from their fake store
>>218769300same energy
>>218769283she's a good villain but if goran keeps this retarded rule about fish eliminating each other then she’s gone
>>218768988Yes, but they would have to fly me out. I'd be great on the show but I don't think I can make an audition tape that would convince them to fly me out to Murica. Their casting is very shallow and Jet just goes by vibes. I'd never be cast.
My cock is hard but there’s no one around to suck it :(
>>218768500I’d be fine with that.
what was the thing people keep repeating drake is pissed bashir made him look like a coward? what was the "coward situation"?
>>218769365i dont know how you could be stupid enough to do that with emma and not vicky's kratom dance
>>218769285>He did four (4) fishtank seasons that are so bad that they're not available on Netflix or Tubi. Can I say that again for the audience? They're soooo bad that they're not available on Netflix OR Tubi.>You don't think Jet's a good director?>The world doesn't think that, sir.
my penis when vicky's gone tomorrow: :(
Redundant question I know, but I gotta ask...Did anything happen in the last 12 hours while I was gone?
Does anyone have a collection of the best TTS’s of any of the seasons or in general? Literally my favourite part of the entire fishtank thing, some of the shit you guys say send my sides into orbit
>>218769384Nope
>>218769381they will get us a hot girl freeloader don't worry
>>218768500No problem. I'd be having loud bed breaking sex with Bongo every night, and after having to listen to it for weeks Bingo would eventually cave to her pent up sexual frustration and get roped into it.
>>218769384how does an indian get that fat
>>218769404i think bongo would be pegging you desuthrow your legs over her shoulders type
Will Jet allow Bongo to stay when Bingo inevitably leaves?
>>218769406high calorie grain diet with little to no protein because eating meat is for dalits please understand saar
>>218769423jet gets bongo ben gets bingo
>>218769423yeah at his apartment for an artist bootcamp
>>218769389It got funny yesterday. People got creative.
>doing jobs (not really)>cleaning>yappingthanks Jet
The real alliances are:Dorm AllianceBar AllianceGlassroom AllianceJungle / Corridor Alliance
>>218769199>thats fair, I would definetly be more of a Luke or Freddy,>FreddyYou don't actually think Freddy was self aware, right?
How do we get Bam to relapse and have a drunken meltdown on camera? This season without Sam has been so fucking lame. I think the only thing that can save it is streaming Bam's gradual descent into being a manic, drunken mess, getting into fights with the contestants and falling asleep in his own piss and vomit. They could bring in Sam to wrangle Bam for the remainder of the season. Get the wiggers to provide a steady supply of booze and narcotics. Imagine the week long meltdown of Rachel in S4 but instead it's Bam Margera. The wiggers are so desperate to gain recognition among normalfags. This would be the way to do it. Nobody gave a fuck about them bringing some 45yo has been to host their show. Nobody under the age of 30 even knows who Bam is. But if they make him have a drunken meltdown I promise it will have fags like Asmongold and penguinz making videos about Fishtank with tens of millions of views.
Let's all join the prayer circle for the James Drake blindside
HELL HOUSE
>>218769486>Bam Margera Situation is Crazy
>>218769486vicky is under 30 and knows bam so you're wrong
>>218769420that uh, that sounds not so bad
>>218769486Keep letting Vicky and the twins day drink around him
>>218769166And that was my point about being normal and having a good job. Its not what Jet and Co do, its the autistic fanbase, and even worse the haters of the show that will ruin your life. There has never been a proffesional on fishtank. Big Brother and Survivor has had lawyers and doctors on. I'm not saying those professions are neccesarily good for something like this, what I am saying is that due to the toxic life ruining aspect, the only people willing to audition are deadbeats, which cuts off a huge range of incredible candidates like myself.
>>218769491>when production gets the wrong cheese fries
Sam can still save this
>>218769491landon crashing out about proper tools was so fucking funnypoor guy
>>218769485Self aware maybe not, but had the awareness that the autists on the cast were pathetic and worthy of bullying, all while staying likeable. Whatever you want to call that.
>Jet... I'm on my way to the house... we're going to have a "little talk" about that fresh air
SEND. THEM. IN.
>>218769542Pretty much. I think it would be a fun experience but the fans would ruin it. Even when they're enjoying the show, they still call wellness checks and constantly try to get it shutdown.I would love to be in Bloodgames since that looked like insanely good fun but you'd be wondering the whole time if fans are trying to fuck with your personal life while you're on the show.
Get Kalei on.
this shit is fucked lol
>>218769554I think he was a alcoholic who's brain severely deteriorated due to years of substance abuse
This show is kind of nontent
>>218769551He just needs the right equipment.
>>218769503kek>>218769524Are there any secret codewords that can be used through TTS to trigger urges in an alkie who is trying to stay sober? I would laugh so fucking hard if a "Bam.. one ice cold beer never hurt anyone" TTS gets past the wiggers.
OH SHIT
other hits from the album include: "why u disconnecting my video camera"
why does emma never sleep on a bed?
>>218769423>>218769444jet is gonna import the bingo and bongo twins bro
>>218769624mogged
>>218769581Yeah you're probably right, but that brain damage somehow made him a great fish. Whether he was aware about what he was doing or not, he was a great autist troller, and I see myself as someone like that. Believe it or not, there are people posting in these threads alongside with you that have it figured out in their everyday life.
>>218769624I want her to sleep on my chest
>season 1>Simmons gets exposed as a pedophile>season 5>Landon gets exposed as a fake poser janitor
What summary channels do you guys watch? I'm employed in the wage cage and that faggot Cucumberfeet takes too long when I finally have free time to catch up.
>>218769559lol Brandon is so cooked chat
>>218769659try the first place you'd think to look
>>218769659There are only two options. Cucumberfeet who isn't perfect, serviceable recaps. Or AB which is some repulsive seething tranny making videos with an AI voice and the entire video is just wrong and stupid.Cheap retard Jet should have hired legit good editors to make recaps.
it's so fucking lame of drake that he wants bashir out. drake the snake
>>218769603Youtube has bombarded my feed with videos about this afro nigga and his civil suit, and whenever they do something like that I consciously choose to avoid the vids in hopes they will stop doing it. That being said, can I get a QRD?
For going onto day 7, absolutely fucking nothing has happened
Kratom mogging is low key predatory That's the type shit I roll
>>218769710Especially after bashir gave him all his shit. He should at least tell him like a man, give him a chance to fight back, instead he’s playing like Emma, like a scared little girl.
>>218769654He's not even a real janitor ya'll.
Bongo is such a sexy little slampig. I hope she opens an OF where she does face sitting content on Bingo.
>>218769559>I'm sorry officer I'm autistic https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/1ASGIwi1bw
>>218769725And it's only 30 days
>>218769559JET HE TOUCHED ME. I'M SEVENTEEN, I'M AUTISTIC!
>>218769714sorry, i also have avoided everything about it. I don't know much. but from what i understand he completely won a lawsuit and completely mogged law enforcement.
>>218769710Fuck, really? I get that he's playing the game and Bashir is the safer pick to please the girls, but if he was smart about it and trying to keep alliances he should kill JD.
>>218769710I don't think he does. Drake is pretty clear about what he wants and this time he was super vague, letting Vicky just invent his motives. He never said he will get Bashir out, Vicky just made it up.Drake always swears on god and his dog, but he was very careful with his words here. All he promised is that if they trust him he will do what needs to be done.I think he will get JD or one of the girls out, but no Vicky because muh honor.
>>218769739Most female coded season of all time.The men of season 5 are such weak pussies it makes even Daniel and Arye seem intimidating. Imagine anyone but Bashir fucking with Angie at all.
>>218769745Bro how is that real???
>>218769764If you get one of the girls out you no longer have to worry about pleasing the girls. If you get out JD, you just gave more power to them.
>>218769745>https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/1ASGIwi1bwSJC is somehow too mature for fishtank. that's a wild thing to say, but yea.
>>218769767He's been pretty invested with both groups, honestly. I think he's the biggest wildcard, production were trying to get him to give them a name yesterday and he said "no because TTS will just leak it".>>218769778Drake is already pretty in with the girls, though. JD is the one dangerous bridge between the boys and girls right now in his eyes, right now he seems to have good relations with both groups and will shit-talk Bashir with the girls and Vicky with the boys.
Watching the cracks form between the twins in real time is honestly intoxicating. You can tell that Bingo hates every single person in the house as evidenced by the impressions bit yesterday where she was just insulting them the whole time. She also hates seeing her sister smoking, drinking, and doing kratom. She made a snide remark yesterday after Ben told Bongo she wasn’t allowed to drink when Bam is around since Bam is sober about how Bongo should be sober too. I’m going to cum so hard when the seething between the two eventually erupts and one leaves.
>>218769793>gets arrested for protecting his friend after he gets sucker punchedare american cops really such faggots?
>>218769699>Cucumberfeet who isn't perfect, serviceable recapsServiceable but so slow for no reason. I've got his playlist saved and he has 3 days that are on private and he's just staggering them out like a faggot.
>>218769767You missed it he explicitly said his name multiple times to the boys and girls. Everyone is okay with drake back-stabbing bashir. Hell house has never been more deserved.
>>218769803Being good with girls is useless. It just means you won't get removed at this moment. When women run out of men to attack they will just turn on you.The only play that makes sense is to get a few of the women out so you can compete on an even field. Without women starting gender wars you just have normal relationships and people who like eachother having their back.
>>218769818yea desu. a bunch of untrained, bullied-in-highschool faggots. for the most part. thats the young cops nowadays
From a content standpoint:Getting rid of Anisa is the right moveFrom a playing the game standpoint:Get rid of Emma to get the girls out of power There’s logically no reason to get rid of Bashir.
>>218769762Lol based fuck the police
Removing Samael Hydenberg has made this the best season yet. He’s been cucking the content for too long.
>>218769862honestly allah should just burn the house down with lightning while everyone is trapped inside
>>218769862From the female perspective it makes sense to get Bashir out because he is scary for them to deal with. Not a single other man in the house would even touch them.From Drake's perspective it could make sense to boost your popularity in the house and remove the strongest male so you are the undisputed alpha male of the house.I don't think Drake will remove Bashir. He has contentbrain and wants to put on a good show, which would involve competing with Bashir, not pushing around little 5'2 girls.
>>218769844Maintaining good relationships with the rest of the house is important if you think most of the challenges are going to be "one fish chooses another fish to leave". Obviously they're not, but Drake is a reality TV guy, he doesn't know yet that what saves you is content and production will step in if you're fun.It's aggravating how every season Jet gets annoyed the fish aren't doing anything when he has designed the show to make "doing anything" get you voted out. How you can't really plot because TTS will just reveal your plans when the wiggers get too lazy to moderate.
I haven't heard the name afroman since like 2005 I think
>>218769862Nah from a content AND strategy perspective, get rid of Vicky. Vicky holds all the girls back, and scares the guys from doing anything interesting, as not to be accused of women abusers. I think the season would blow up if that bitch leaves
Script leak: Vicky is eliminated tonight
>>218769710we dont know it yetbashir is a great competitor and serious rivalbut if james let bitches kick bashir, they will kick james next, because he is competitionthe best option is to kick emma, first she is nontent but has simps and her only task it to be vickys sidekick and farm ttsif you kick emma, vicky will spiral after it, what will bring some conflict/content (not content for me), and women will be not able to outvote anyoneon the other hand another voting may not happen, but if does, bitches will vote drake out, it is guaranteed
>>218769818The drunk guy was already knocked to the ground (for the 2nd time)He wasn't really a threat
>>218769904Vicky is a TTS magnet, they gonna have to kick Emma or JD
>>218769902If Vicky leaves then Emma plays friendtank until the final, as does Anissa. Why would anyone want the 2 most boring fish to stay?Emma is the only reason Vicky is still here, without her she would have left shortly after Bezo.
>>218769793Ofcourse i say someone like Bam might be on the edge for being the limit, look how extreme his pranks are compared to the other fishes, hell even head just shitting was too much for the contestants to handle.
JD will get kicked because he contributes absolutely nothingScreencap this
JD is the Vance self insert
>>218769491I NEED THE PROPER CHEESE FRIES!
Fatty won’t be on this season since he’s skinnier than Jet now
>>218769872>>218769853>>218769818my role model is my uncle who is a cop. he was a beat cop in the 90s, homicide detective, internal affairs lieutenant, commander. he had a great career and retired recently. nowdays police are cucked. a great man who used to be able to run over a criminal with his car, beat em to a pulp for beating up a woman, fuck it - they were resisting. no point in being a cop anymore.
>>218769957yeah
>>218769957
The new room has opened up
I can imagine this being the last season. The magic just isn't there anymore
>>218769974Zesty ahh goofball
>>218769960The funniest fucking part was that it turns out cheese fries were not fries with cheese at all but just cheese pizza sliced into sticks like Landon is so retarded he couldn't even explain that to anyone.
>>218769491>vicky thinks she is stronger than Landonlol bitch
>>218769932Emma is now here for the long haul I'm pretty sure. And Anisa has shown she doesn't mind the gross out aspect of the show, she is definitely a dark horse hiding her powerlevel. Vicky is holding them back, and the show at this point.If vicky stays, what do you think she will do? It will be the same cycle of petty attacks and playing victim. With her gone, it would honestly be a complete clean slate. She's the only one causing this nontent girls vs. boys+twins divide
>>218769974JD is grown on me purely for constantly upping the bar on gayest pose possible. He is at levels of Californian homosexual that should not be possible.
>>218769491Heck House starts now
>>218769985This is the Jettiest season yet, he’s loving this and the paypigs are still pouring in the money. There’s no reason to stop now.
>>218769995Emma going means Vicky walks. There's no point taking out 1 fish when you can kill 2.
Imagine how much better the season would be if they didn't cast two subhuman duds. A fucking discord mod and a fat 60 year old asian bitch.The two of them leaving left such a vacuum. First week feels like three weeks in. There could right now be 2 other interesting people there in risk of elimination doing their own plays.Not having two people made this into the vicky vs bashir house. If Bezo was still there it would be Vicky vs Bezo and no matter the outcome, nothing of value would be lost.
>>218769993Girls always think they are on par or stronger than some boys until they found out every boy they fought in their life was using like 10-25% of their strength to not obliterate them completely
>>218770011Charity was such a dud. I can understand the logic behind Bezos, but they probably should have realised that a 2b2t faggot would get e-raped if he came on the fucking show because he's intolerable and trivial to fuck with.
If anyone else but Emma or JD and maybe Anissa gets eliminated the season will be dead.Yes i am doomposting
>>218769963Nah cops like that are gay as fuck. They were bullied when they were in school and take it out on the public. I love it when they get sued, my only gripe is when they get qualified immunity and it falls on the taxpayers. I am extremely right wing but still hate pigs.
>>218769896Screenshot this post and look at it after drake shoots bashir. He is a legit bad person, an opportunistic sociopath, and if you know the signs it’s obvious.
>>218769993Landon is very weak, he put up essentially no resistance when Bashir was trying to take their plants. I think if he got mad he could unleash more power, but it was probably drilled into him from an early age that he can't hurt anyone.
JD is my hero
>>218769942emma anissa or jd should be eliminated but with goranian elimination rules it's not gonna happen
>>218769745>>218769983Kind of funny how Ice poseidon's crew is considered too extreme for like Sam and Fishtank lmao
>>218770011They do this mistake every season. Alex B left and all they had to work with was le schizo black man
>>218770009Neither vicky or emma would walk if the other gets eliminated, what are you talking about
>>218770059All they need to do is give bashir a secret immunity job.
You don’t understand, we NEED the nonent white girl to deliver roses and plushies to because…GET OUT OF MY EAR DUDE
they should've done 12 fish
yo, ETA on elimination?
>>218770064You seriously think Vicky would still be here if Emma wasn't riding her dick all day?
Vance gave Bashir the immunity Quran.
>>218770046Yep this was already shown when he went to get his trashbags after having them stolen. A little bit of screaming and a splash of beer and he was impotent in the hallway for over an hour. Even got mad at Bashir for trying to help him out. All of the men are absolute pussies. Even Dan who was mentally and physically incapable of accomplishing basic tasks would make more of a stand to these women.
>>218769986ong bro ts nga fruity asf skull emoji
>this guy and his viking hoard stroll into your village, kill all the men and rape all the women>how do you respond without sounding angry?
Emma is nu-Payton without the physicality. Shes not a serious competitor and needs to go. Maybe bring her back to freeload if she has tts revenue on her side but it doesn't seem like she does.
>>218770070simping is built into the concept of fishtank.
You know the situation is dire when Jet wanted a cameraman who was fit and in shape and they had to settle for a guy who wheezes and makes fat guy noises after a couple steps.
>>218770080this rat cunt is fucked up looking but i felt bad for her when she was getting bullied and assaulted by haley during bitchtank
we'll all be safe and comfy in the cole IRL kick livestreams
>>218770067Pretty much. Vicky going would be a loss, Bashir going would be a season ender.
Bingo has been looking more and more gaunt as the days pass while Bongo is filling out more. I think Bongo is absorbing her nutrients again.
The cast this season sucks, and nothing has happened, compare this season to all previous seasons, what do we have right now? Vicky vs Bashir (sort of but not really). People are just hiding now, or doing nothing, Bashir is actively disencouraged from doing anything with how wek the boys are, vicky and emma drove themselves insane over nothing.
>>218769991I wonder if he's been eating that same brand of frozen wal-mart cheesy bread his whole life because he actually thought that's what cheese fries was
>>218770080I work with a chick who looks like the black lightskin version of Rato
Fishtank should have ended after S4 where the final thing to ever happen was Ben wearing a bad Spongebob costume rubbing a fat Jews belly.
>>218770087>Even Dan who was mentally and physically incapable of accomplishing basic tasks would make more of a stand to these women.I loved Daniel's arc. Too bad it got cut short.
>>218770128Remember when JD was meant to fuck shit up? All he's done are a couple of mediocre pranks that either fizzled out or backfired completely on him. They gave the fish surstromming and all he did with it was throw it out.
>>218770081Im talking tommorow's elimination. If emma gets eliminated somehow (not happening) there is no chance vicky walks, and vice versa. So now Im confused of your original point
>>218770040it's a different meta now than it was back then. i agree with you generally about the personality type that becomes a cop today.as someone who doesn't commit violent crimes, get the cops called on them, or resist police - i think police should be allowed to beat the fuck out of you if you assault someone or you resist and give them a reason. why not?
>>218769995Anisa mentioned the spider-man pointing meme which is an ancient oldfag /b/ meme so it makes me wonder...
Why aren't there any clips this season?
>>218770164What? I'm not saying Vicky would walk right away, I'm saying she would remain isolated and paranoid, and without a shoulder to cry on TTS would just rip her apart until she left.
>>218770159production forbade any further use of the surstromming.
>>218770172That's very mainstream, it doesn't mean anything.
>>218770172>ancient oldfag /b/ memeit was on facebook and instagram no more than 10 years ago
>>218770059Alex B wasn't a dud. The wiggers chased him out. He lasted a bit.The duds of season 3 were the gay nigger, the plastic surgery bimbo and the mixed raced mutt with blue lips. The mexican and mizzy and binx and payton were also duds but didn't quit immediately. Luke was also a dud, not because he was badly cast but because he left on like day 2.Season 3 was the worst season.
>>218770187They did? I thought they only cried about the molasses.
>>218770172Spiderman pointing meme is so mainstream it was in one of the animated movies. A more underground one would be how do I shot web.
I finally admit that I miss Sam. This is basically big brother at this point. 6 days of nontent
Feels like we're speedrunning to the part of the show which is just nonstop filth wars food throwing and minor assaults where everyone separates into small groups and hides our with their stuff waiting for the next ambush while tts endlessly pokes at them to do something. And that part quickly gets boring and depressing to watch.
They fucked up by not immediately replacing the two fish that left didn’t they?
TJ was more retarded than Landon, Landon can string a sentence together and reacts to things like a normal person wouldTJ was legit stupid I've never seen anything like it
SCRUBS GOT BANNED AGAIN ON KICK
>>218770214The only ones who want to do peepee poopoo are Vicky, Anissa and maybe Emma but only because Vicky is telling her to peepee poopoo.No one else wants to throw shit everywhere.
>>218770219TJ was more retarded socially and speech wise but Landon can't handle confrontation. He can get mad and kick a chair but couldn't 2v1 Bashir and is terrified to aggress the women at all.
>>218770206It's around the time Sam would have sperged out and cucked content, or driven off a good contestant with his retarded attempts at "alpha male" shit.He hindered the show more than he helped, especially in the later seasons.
>>218770219tj was a complete retard, mentally afk the entire time. "tjmaxxers" corrupted production and ruined the entire production forevermore.
>>218770218Yes. They should have got an Alex B type and a simpleable mid (any race)
>>218770219Landon is still mentally weaker even if he beats TJ on IQ.
>>218770206Big Brother but with 0 planning or competence in production. It's going to be a grim ride.>>218770214There won't be filth wars. The only fish left that would participate would be Vicky, the rest just take it or avoid it. Head is the only one thats going to get the shit beat of and coated in shit and that will be by bam and his friends.
>>218770218Yeah, I seriously don't know why they didn't replace them. People are still going to walk.
>>218770206
>>218770179I see what you mean, long term. Yeah maybe, but thats boring.
>>218770219TJ trying to be funny for his friends watching early in the season with the rocking back and forth and speech thing, or do you think that magically disappeared?
>>218770219tj won
>>218770265nice meme, but at what cost
TRVKE: s4 nontent hours were watchable because Ellie was pretty and Direnc had a fat ass. Also, people used to speak to the camera and tts, they don’t do that anymore
>>218770265He won because autists wanted to fuck Taylor so they started caring about him
>>218770080cute rat
>>218769942JD is like vance if vance was about 30% less likable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIxwLre9fIU
guy who tjseethes for no reason two years later
>>218770146Yeah he probably should have won if he manned up more by the end and I feel like it getting cut short deprived him of some character development that could have been good for him
>>218770125They just suck with their money and haven't been buying a lot of food (plus they need to buy for two). Bingo broke down earlier because of it.
>>218770281this. If I was a fish, I'd respond to every single TTS directed at me.
>>218770263He still does the rocking, he's just better at controlling it (it is an autism thing I've fought with my whole life). He also still does the speech thing he's just gotten slightly better at cutting out some of the ums and is less anxious about it in general. He still gets really bad when hes drunk, see spictank as of one week ago.TL:DR its autism ticks that get better with confidence and he speedran a huge confidence boost
>>218770288klaus just has a gay crush on tj
>>218770097skull is like 300+ pounds he's not strolling anywhere I don't think
>>218770286JD is nothing like Vance. Vance is more like a less charismatic and vocal James Drake
>>218770287nice
>>218770253It should have been 2 antagonistic freeloaders not harmless boomer prankster head and then they needed to play up the freeloader vs fish angle
What if all the fish walked out by like day 2 like gayzo and chahaharity did and just fucked the show over
>>218770281Only bashir does that but he gets too much spam so he ignores most of it
>>218770219Fax
>>218770281We all know it's daniel or seth posting this shit, season 4 was ass
>>218770232>haha sauce on your clothes and bed le funnyit is lame, and girls are doing it because they are not capable of a better play, it is desperation move by them
>>218770300Yeah makes sense that this whole thing magically disappeared during the show. If you can't tell he was "acting" you're probably the one with autism.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoUeQD2ijMw
Shoovy just confirmed he’s NOT coming on as a freeloader anymore, he’s too famous now after appearing on Clav’s stream
>>218770265it wasn't earned
AB is now being made fun of by Alex B for her disgusting appearance, once more I will link the video that proves it's her since people refuse to believe that she is that ugly irl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqAK1UL7fXQ
when's elim?
>>218770324He’s right about the girls
>>218770344>literally everyone hates mints and AB nowis that why Jet hired them? to take the heat off himself?
>>218770338All he did was get pepper sprayed, they pay him for that?
>>218770340It very much was. Compared to who? tj went through everything in s2. Highs and lows
>>218770288u cant gaslight me buddy, i am autistic. i remember tts furiously begging tj to do something, anything. he generated a lot of revenue for some reason because of self-insert tard viewers. why does prod hate s2? cause they carried this retard across the finish line and they decided he'd win like 20 days prior.
>S4 had a good castvery funny bit.putting Freddy in a house with autists who wouldn't challenge him got old quick.
Day 06 | Fishtank Live Season 5 Recaphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIxwLre9fIU
I wish I was an unemployed alcoholic again so i could watch this all the time
>>218770344Based Alex Bernard
>>218770336Oh you just mean the first week when they were all acting it up cause they were supposed to be plants and didn't know what they were doing. Yeah he played it up there in the part of the show where they were supposed to do that. What's your point? He still had ticks.
Love that memory
>>218770363"went through everything" "highs and lows" good one> >>218770365
>>218770369True, Freddy would work so much better in s5
>>218770295They both have awful caffeine addictions and only buy Monsters.
>>218770386So he did in fact pretend to be le quirky autist and could string together a sentence, like we've seen ever since
>>218770389Kino webm.This is classic fishtank
Season 5 is definitely not the worst one, it's not even close. There's a steady amount of stuff happening that's entertaining.It's not going to be a lot of people's favourites but it's still early.The season 2 cast was so bad by this point, everyone just watched one fucking person and he was literally talking in a room. And season 4 literally had Freddy, I think Rachel had left by now and they were scrambling for celebrtity freeloaders.
>>218770389I’m curious to how much she can actually see
>>218770296What if they're just calling you a gay fag over and over again
Season 3 Day 7
>>218770365They were constantly trying to get anyone but TJ to win. They specifically begged Shinji endlessly to compete not just because they set it up to be a 1v1v1 but because they knew TJ would cream Tay solo. They even had a whole discussion before the end about if it was even possibly any longer to rig it against TJ because the other two had done so poorly despite their advantages. You are definitely autistic missing the forest for the trees with bark you dont like.
This is nothing compared to what me and Tayleigh had to go through.
>>218770410Imagine thinking s5 is better than s2
>>218770369Direnc challenged him. She slightly broke once she realized rules don’t matter and Freddy was allowed back on after being pushed out of the house but she might have recovered. We’ll never know
>>218770410I think the rest of this season depends heavily on this elimination. If Bashir goes the season is going to be a total wash, Landon will never stand up, JD will never do anything, Drake will coast until Emma betrays him.If Vicky goes it might be salvaged, but unlikely. If anyone else goes it could be a good season.
>>218770410You speak true
>>218770437Direnc was the obvious winner of s4 shame she didn’t get that
I still dont get what the point of being a freeloader is unless youre homeless or something because you can't win the money so youre just doing all this bullshit for nothing
>>218770426I'd still respond to stay relevant.
>>218770402No? He still can't string together a sentence with out dissolving into a string of uhmms and uhhs if its longer than 5 words. He is constantly mocked for this very disability he's consistently had no matter what kind of show/livestream/irl he's been in. Are you really trying to say every second hes on camera hes acting?
>>218770436S2 was hot garbage bro, I basically stopped watching after day 10
>>218770439I think that whoever goes it won’t change a thing
I'm just going to say it: I'm enjoying S5 so far.
Anissachads, how we feeling knowing we're escaping this elimination?
>>218770430>They were constantly trying to get anyone but TJ to win.Yeah, they were.>they knew TJ would cream Tay solo.No way.ya thats why tj swang wildly like a retard and shinji suddenly had zero stamina. The interesting contestants left on their own. TJ was the one making the most revenue... not that complicated.
>>218770410There's nothing going for season 5. It's largely dull, and so far theres been no memorable moments.
>>218770436It was pretty bad, it had some good moments but it was a lot of Jimmy and TJ type stuff
they should just have production man the shop like 4 times a day for 5 minutes or whatever instead of having two fish tied to it for hours
>>218770453That's just every other zoomer, they're socially inept. Landon is too
I hate Mints so fucking much. Literally LITERALLY the only thing I ask for is that the Bar PTZ get pointed at the couch at night so I can watch the twins sleeping and he can’t even do that.
>>218770467>anissachadwhy, tho?
>>218770477Easiest fix they can do immediately that would help content
>>218770473I think there's been plenty
>>218770467I actively avoid any room with Head so I often forget she exists.
>>218770287
>>218770469>ya thats why tj swang wildly like a retard and shinji suddenly had zero stamina.I'm sorry what?Are you implying the final boxing match was some kind of scripted throw? That makes no sense because they already declared the boxing match not to matter since TJ won on points, it was just to have something for a finale. Not to mention he didn't just suddenly lose stamina, it was like 9 rounds of boxing and Shinji felt he was too honorable to just hammer on TJ's injured rib.Is this really the level of TJ seething we are at? The boxing finale was scripted?
does head annoy you more or less than chris?
>>218770449Freeloaders get the attention of being on a livestream without the pressures of being the contestant. They generally don't fuck with freeloaders unless they are close to production like Fatty was to MDE and Head is to Bam. As a freeloader you are just chilling. You don't have to do gross shit, weird challenges, get humiliated.Though there are exceptions, you have freaks like JF who want money and get fucked with. That Australian dude who got fucked with and called gay while production wouldn't let him sleep.The dream for a freeloader is to be like Tay where you just do your unfunny comedian bits and shill your comedy career.
>>218770467only because eliminating her would trigger head and make him even more annoying if drake kick her, his career is done
>>218770449I'd like to be a freeloader cus you get paid and there's not the pressure.
If I went to a baseball stadium in Wisconsin and ordered cheese fries, what would they bring me?
>>218770478Yes but Landon's isn't as bas as TJ's primarily because Landon has a simpler vocabulary and isn't always trying to sound smart.
>>218770492Headnissa and Hemma are the only reasons to watch the show
>>218770493what the fuckI cropped the word 'retard' and it somehow converted the text from black to white when I uploaded it
>>218770504Tayleigh would've punched TJ in the rib and he would of died in that house of sepsis or something
>>218770378That's an easy wish to make true
>>218770344Damn Alex B shitting on her on instagram as well it's a multi platform attack xD
>>218770513>They generally don't fuck with freeloaders unless they are close to production like Fatty was to MDE and Head is to Bam. Frank fucked with Jeff more than he did the fish in S3
How to save the season>kick anissa and jd>add freddy and direnc>take head out of the game for a few days
>>218770504are you implying the "boxing finale" was when the winner was decided?
>>218770526Possibly, its a shame she ate shit at every single other challenge before that point.
>>218770508head doesn't annoy me at all
>>218770344Another Common Alex B W
>>218770542No it was decided when they realized the point spread was too far in TJ's favor to bother continuing. That's literally my point, they didn't have to script the boxing match because it was already over by that point.
>>218770394Damn those are terrible for you
>>218770508less, fatty is just continuously grating whenever he's on cam. Head is less infuriating to watch
>>218770542>>218770504nah, he already won before all of that. "since TJ won on 'points'"LMFAO. my point exactly, dumb neg
>>218770473It has low highs but is consistently mildly entertaining
>>218770522All I was arguing against was TJ being a vegetable compared to Landon and that could only be true if you compare it to him early in the season when he was pretending as a bit. Both are just socially inept zoomers
Alex B is the greatest reality show contestant of all time. Even better than that black lady who shit herself on Flavor of Love.
>>218770410>season 4 literally had FreddyWho was so annoying and retarded that I stopped watching
>>218770539An exception to the rule because he is a homeless insane person and season 3 was the worst season with nothing going on so they had to milk the homeless freak.
Bashir immediately waking up and spear tackling Vicky was pretty memorable but otherwise I can’t point to anything specific as good. It’s just overall fine but no real high memorable moments.
>>218770451There's only so much you can say to respond to "FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG" tts after 100s of them
Do we know anything about Head? Who the fuck is he? How did he meet Bam? Has he ever done things with Bam before? Is he just Bam’s personal lolcow he brings around to slap and call fat like he used to do with his dad and Don Vito?
>>218770585for me it was Rachel who was faking it all to get attention and wiggers knew that but wanted to farm TTS
Finishing up the recap now, it's a big shame Drake is wigging out about Bashir helping him fucking mop and killing the whole season by voting him off. The only real hope now is Drake just lying to everyone, which he would never do.Bashir getting secret immunity is the only way to save the show. It completely torpedoes Drakes plan, and pisses off the rest of the fish because now Drake has to decide who to kick off when he has a secret alliance with half the house.
>>218770598If I run out of verbal responses, I'd walk up to the camera and do facial expressions/poses.
>>218770622rachel was the best part of season 4
I’m going to livestream my suicide on Kick if Frank kisses Bongo.
>>218770613Head and Bam met at rehab and hit it off.
>>218770654if frank shows up then you should start preparing for that because bongo is horny
>>218770508I like head and Chris
If I got TTS calling me gay I would just start masturbating through my pants while maintaining eye contact with the camera the whole time.
i doubt they really get back to back to back tts when they turn it on for ~$30 USD a pop. this shit is trash. who is their audience. who is paying $30 to spam JJJJJJ or eat my ass through my jorts
>>218770679it depends on if you do it with confidence, like if JD did that it would be really cringe and horrible
>>218770652truuuuuu
>>218770519cheese fries
Jet has groomed and fucked female contestants/freeloaders from every season minus 3who will he groom and fuck this season
Zoomers complain they have no money for living expenses then spend $5k to say JD gay
Should be an interesting day today...What time will they do the elimination? Primetime?Will James Drake get the superbag?Will Bashir make a move?Who will go home?
>>218770678head > skinny christhe skin drapes will just be sad when he gets naked.
>>218770698Bongo
>>218770698the twinsif he fucks bongo then it would be sex but if he fucks bingo then it would be rape
>>218770683>who is paying $30 to spam JJJJJJthe same people who've always done it.
Does anyone have the James Drake tapes?
>>218770700Prime time for sure. Drake will almost certainly get the super bag, the girls don't want to mess with him yet and if Vicky gets neurotic Emma will calm her down. Bashir has no real play to make, he has no bag because he's heavily allied with Drake, who he sees as the only other potential man in the house to fight off the longhousing.It's crazy that Drake thought Bashir was going to push him out the fucking door. Why? If he did that he would 100% be eliminated next, fucking retard.
>>218770613From what I understand he is a long time Bam friend and appeared in the old pre-Jackass videos. Never a main cast member, mostly like an extra and group stunts. Total bum.
I don’t understand the Fishtank simp distribution system. It’s the same guys every single season sending roses and plushies to the designated mid. Do they still send them stuff after the show or they only like giving money to Jet?
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>>218770735https://youtu.be/71vHhfVOYKU
>>218770739>It's crazy that Drake thought Bashir was going to push him out the fucking door.I don't think so, Bashir is a snake at heartDrake's instincts are strong, he could tell Bashir was considering it, and Bashir has certainly seen Season 4 where people were doing just that
>>218770756Stop fucking up the numbers retard
>>218770745Theres different phases of simps. Theres during show simps and then the simps that move in once they are off the show. The offshow ones usually have more money because they didn't give it all to Jet and can thus easily shake away the show simps that never learn their lesson.
>>218770766What's the play for Bashir, just self-destructing? Seems fucking boring, but his kamikaze plan was pretty retarded earlier.
>>218770453he did a nice pep talkhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773475392311658.webm
>>218770769164 is right check the archives there are no threads 200-700 they literally don't exist
what time's elimination
>>218770818Whenever Jet wakes up
>>218770784It was fairly retarded but I see why it made sense to him at the time and it's still in line with him saying he doesn't betray people or break promises. I can also understand why to everyone in the game, it makes absolutely no sense.
>>218770491I only know what this is because it happened recently, in a week or even a day, I will have forgotten about it.
>>218770825It was a stupid plan but it at least made sense internally, he thought he could get the twins to win and they might not vote him out, and he thought he had 2 allies to help him with MAD. I haven't seen him lie to anyone the whole show, he's been very open with his game plan and that's probably going to get him killed because he seems to think he can apply logic to these fucking retards.Kicking Drake out the door would do nothing but make him into a lame villain. Nobody would like him for it, everyone would just make fun of him forever. He had no possible reason to do it.
bashir is fucked today. gg
>>218770812bro all the other threads have been 700+ We're keeping that because the archives will be less fucked up in future
>>218771159We were at 135 or so when someone switched to the 700s for like one day to be funny. 160 sounds about right
>>218770784The play is ensuring only the twins (most popular) get to decide who gets eliminated and they probably aren't going to pick the guy who is nice and letting them win.Only twins have an intact plant so someone else has to destroy the plant. Whoever destroys them plant then paints a target on their own head.He destroys his own plant to sell the idea that he wants the twins to win.Everything about the plan is logical and would have a high success rate if everyone else was logical. From other people's point of view it's just some crazy muslim who destroys plants for no reason and lied about everything because they can't connect his words with his actions.
>>218770043thisdrake is a backstabbing bitch. he named bashir as his target to the girls
>>218771223Bashir knew he was the least popular so he one sidedly wanted to ally with anyone but it backfired
>>218770766drake is paranoid about bashir. he should bro up with him, but drake is too retarded for that
>>218771223yeah, his plan was entirely rooted in logic, but he forgot that the other contestants have room temperature IQ
>>218771313Other contestants don't like him so he desperately tried to change the balance in his favor but it backfired
