>/ftl/ NEWS-- Liquid shit poured on Head, causing Landon to have a meltdown and for the house to get FRESH AIR-- Plumbing FIXED-- Head shit in a bucket-- Stream on kick instead of youtube (kick.com/fishtank)-- New fishtoy: Dance Monkey, make fish dance for you-- Challenge is no longer about plant leaves, it's about having the most plant matter in a trash bag; it may change again-- Emma looks to be in the lead, she's going to shoot Bashir-- If one of the boys get the bullet they'll shoot Vicky-- Jet wants Vicky to stay because she's interesting-- Jet put porn on the stream to get restreamer banned on youtube, it didn't work-- Elimination on Saturday-- Twins were rewarded immunity for being top stox>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5prev: >>218762091
I haven't really followed much which fish are most likely to be eliminated?
>>218770771Bashir and Vicky picking anyone else would be better than picking those two
>>218770771We have no clue. I think Vicky will and she will deploy a piss bomb
>>218770771It's 99% Bashir unless he gets secret immunity, the other men have flipped on him because they're retarded and think Vicky will chill out after he's gone.
who is baking these dog shit threads, the count is fucked and the previous thread is wrong
When does Bam Margeras heck house premiere on Paramount Plus?
>>218770794Why would u want Vicky to chill out? That's boring
Day 7. His time to shine.
>>218770817Again, they're retarded. After Bashir goes the girls just take out Drake for betraying Bashir, then JD for being a faggot, and then it's over.
>>218770597This unfortunately
>>218770797Calm down, man. It's probably his first I doubt he knows what he's doing.
>>218770797Some anons have no respect for thread numbering.
I went to sleep after kiki and koko appeared is it worth catching up on what happened after ?
>>218770797guy that numbers the thread 700 something
New room todayWill it be the game room or the goo room or the third one that I have forgotten
>>218770751>Plumbing FIXEDIt's not fixed Maejok said on the Discord they have a new leak.
It only took $50 for Cockbuddy to fuck Tayleigh but Bongo is a good woman so I’ve got $5k set aside for her.
>>218770867The only major development after that was Drake betraying Bashir and teaming up with the girls to take him out, it's at the end of CF's recap. Pretty sure they all just went to bed after that.
GIVE ME THE PROPER CHEESE FRIES
I remember all the clippers on youtube in past seasons now there’s legitimately one guy doing it plus cucumber feet and ab for day recaps. Is everyone on twitter or something?
>one of the most tense eliminations in fishtank history tonight >instead of watching I’m being forced to drive 3 hours out of state to a Medieval Times to attend my girlfriends 10 year old nephews “birthday party” with no other children, just his parents and grandparents>the kid doesn’t know my name or even know I exist >he bites his teachers I’d rather go back to being a shit in incel pill head
>>218770880Game room. The good room is the last room is the padded cell room that we saw in a pic
>>218770901the cheese fries twist was amazingshit had me laughing all night
Jet has groomed and fucked female contestants/freeloaders from every season minus 3who will he groom and fuck this season
>>218770904>tenseIt's literally just everyone dogpiling Bashir. He has no allies left.
Whats Drakes plan?
>>218770904>one of the most tense eliminations in fishtank history tonightDoes he know?
>>218770920Bongo while he makes Bingo lick his ass
>>218770921That's the thing though, we don't know if James Drake will actually choose to eliminate Bashir or if his plan is to snake VictoriaHe is playing both sides very well
>>218770920He’s a new man he settled down with Eleanor Moon
>>218770939>He’s a new man he settled down with Eleanor Moonbro hes doing harder drugs now
4 cheese fries coming up
I just want peepeepoopoo tank at this juncture.
I was out of the loop after season 4, did ellie actually admit to fucking jet or is she still pretending to be a virgin
>>218770936I don't see why he'd want to piss off Emma, he already thinks he has her. Bashir is the easiest fish to take out, he has no friends and nobody will be mad at Drake for killing him, aside from the audience.
>>218770952Production should give Bashir plot armor.
>>218770925>>218770921I have faith that James will last minute snake someone I HAVE FAITH
>>218770950she moved to atlanta with him
How much did Vicky have to drink last night?
>>218770952>nobody will be mad at Drake for killing him, aside from the audience.Perhaps this is something he has accounted forWhat if he just goes for lowest Stox and nails JD? That would win him massive favor with the audience.Who knows what is going on in his head...
bamthis is the spirit of ryan you mustbuild my skateparkIn the fish tankhouse
>>218770963Proof?
I can see how they're going to have a court session in the tank at some point
It's 8 AM, get the fuck up!
>>218770698emma, obviously, she is a whore and believes spreading her legs is the way to win some cash
Who the fuck is Darby mills
>>218770993They already did that yesterday.
>>218770961James is a slow roller, he has no reason to piss off the rest of the tank this early.
>>218770952>Bashir is the easiest fish to take out, he has no friends and nobody will be mad at Drake for killing himyeah retard, and what next? bashir is out and what next?
>>218771017weeks of nontent
>>218771011the chat between bashir and vicky?
>>218771009https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darby_Allin
>>218771017What next? He plays friends with the rest of the tank and conspires to get rid of the rest of the fish with the majority until he can win every immunity, total nontent friendtank.
>>218770985The pics of ellie and angie at the seaworld atlanta or whatever it was. some people think she she still lives with gigi and goes to see jet
Landon is walking today if they make him janny again but janny Landon is the only funny bit of the season.
>>218771035It's all up to the freeloaders now.
>>218771052tts calling him a poser janny sent my sides to orbit.
Reminder that we always get someone interesting leaving the first week so for sure Bashir is going
>>218771079we already lost bezo and charity on that front THOUGH
bashir is gone, vicky drank the immunity kratom
How do people sleep with so much light in the room bros
Today is a HUGE day for Fishtank
>>218771122close your eyes
>>218771079Bashir was never gonna go far, he made it clear he won't act against his religious convictions on a depraved ,degenerate, streaming show about 24/7 humiliation.
>>218770895There was also James Drake telling Bashir the plan with the women, so he could honestly be using bashir as a shield while taking Vicky or Emma out.
foolish sandmurai that was the elimination kratom
>>218770971Enough to look like a retard, not enough to kratom mog
I cannot fathom why they wouldn’t stop and think:>We’ve already lost two people in week one >Maybe we should just postpone the elimination entirely whilst the remaining cast slowly blow themselves up instead
Someone violently attacking women isn't entertainment.
warhead needs to drop
>>218771137Getting rid of the women to own the physical challenges would be a high IQ move, the women just cry assault at every physical interaction.
Anyone wanna grab some cheese fries with me?
>>218771151without him its friendtank
Is Ellie okay with an open relationship or will Jet risk fumbling his 9/10 girlfriend to fuck Emma? Ben is obviously taking the twins.
have they just stopped giving out money? they used to hand out like $500 in fishbucks for some shitty afternoon mini challenge every day
>>218771151but enough about World Peace 2...
>>218770981Wasn't Dunn a BMX guy?
>>218771150The tension and competition comes from looming eliminations.
>>218771151violent RAPE
>>218771173Dunn was a Jack Daniel's guy.
>>218771156Head has already stated multiple times that he will burn down the house (literally) and hunt down members of production after the showIs it a scare tactic or is he crazy enough to do it?
>>218771163Sam was the bankroller so they could give out cash, but now that they have Bam but he only costs money per minute of screen time.
>>218771163Jet wants the women broke and desperate after the show, didn't Tayleigh win like 15k from challenges and the cell? She probably wouldn't even eat his ass and she's butt ugly.
>>218771163they get rewarded small amounts of prop money for the store.the amounts are so low they can just ignore the jobs and not get paid if they dont want to do it
the vibes were so good a few days agothis season might get demonic
>>218771163I just assumed they upped the day rate to make up for no more fish bucks.
>>218771173I hear he had a penchant for Porsche 911s
>>218771184HEAD IS ONE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER LOL
>>218771151I had to pace around for an hour after Head slapped Bongo on the ass. It was very upsetting.
>>218771209Americans are so fucking trashy
>>218771158is this a regional thing or is landon a retard
>>218771190>the amounts are so low they can just ignore the jobs and not get paid if they dont want to do itthat doesn't make sense. they need the money for toilet paper and vape.
>>218771232Both
anyone got a webm of bashir jumping on vicky like a fucking l4d hunter that shit was scary
>>218771178the original aids house
are the twins white what are they
>>218771249Any sane person would disqualify Bashir. But he's getting eliminated today so ha ha
>>218771256They’re twins
>>218771256neanderthal
>>218771256part Cherokee
will they burn the wood matter, leaves and branches?
>>218771259On a good show Jet would slip him some money for it in secret (like Sam did after alex b said "nigga").
>>218771256Italian
>>218771256Might be part Native American apparently they lived on a rez for a little bit from court records people have dug up but they just say they're white.
>>218771256idk
>>218771150It's a 30 day season, so they can afford to have an elimination every half a week, even with just the 8 remaining fish. They just can't afford any walkouts.
isn't "part native american" just reverse engineered hispanic
ZAGNUT
Drake and Emma are my winners.
>>218771238Yeah but still most jobs are so low it's better to just hope someone lets you use communal tp and vape or you win a challenge that instantly gives you enough money for it, rather than grind a weeks worth of jobs just for a vape and nothing else.
>>218771256Old woman serial killer phenotype
>>218771289this house is big and it's already starting to feel empty.
Bashir will get help from production. Maybe they’ll let some TTS through that strategy snitches
We gonna get a new freeloader today too or what
>>218771306Proudly Cheese Wisconsin
>>218771314
>>218771322What use will strategy snitching do? He's already aware of whats happening but he can't stop everyone else in the house turning against him. His literal only hope is to to stick to his word and his faith and hope either Allah, Jet or Drake's manhood intervenes.
>>218771325The wiggers already have their hands full with Head, they're used to wigger ball-washers who they can easily control.
>>218771325Nah tomorrow is a good bet though or monday
>>218771325freeloaders usually aren't introduced to like day ~11 i'd say is season average so Head is super early
>>218771336>Being a man is allowing a man to threaten women and make them cryHomosexual hands typed this. Only faggots hate women.
>>218771176In which case, postpone it, don’t tell the fish, on elimination day reveal that nobody is leaving (yay!) immediately bring in a new freeloader (ooh!) then tell them that the next elimination is in two days time (oh no!) and the next challenge determines the bottom two. Tonal whiplash emotional rollercoaster
>>218771325
>>218771288Ashley looks a lot better when she’s not using a bunch of filters. She has a natural beauty and radiance to her.
>>218771315time for attractive female freeloaders
>>218771359is it shadi's bf who is kato's bf phenotype?
Okay but why did they vote out Mizzy instead of Simbal?
>>218771184I thought at first he was all talk then last night when he was talking about how much of a mindfuck the place was and how fucked someone would have to be to want to come on there, I started wondering if he was genuinely coming undone. They’re fucked if he starts going nuclear though, I mean he’s in awful shape but I can’t imagine Jet wrangling him in pure weight alone.
>>218771355Took me a second to even get what you mean so I'm assuming your baiting, but by Drake's manhood I mean that he gave Bashir his word that they were allied. Even if it helps him or pleases cuckboys like yourself, going back on your word is a blow to your manhood.
>>218771232I think he believed that because the specific product he ate is called "Portesi Cheese Fries," all products of this type are called "cheese fries" rather than it just being what that one company calls its product
Robert is available.
JD-Day
>>218771332that's vicky
>>218771355>>Being a man is allowing a man to threaten women and make them cryYes? Especially when they're dumb obnoxious drug addicts? 99% of your ancestors would agree with this.
Emma and Annisa are the only two people I want to leave, everyone else is great
>>218771249
>>218771393They make a much better looksmatched couple than Jet and Ellie.
>>218771398if Bashir leaves today the season fucking sucks
>>218771336Steal the bags from the guys too? Full kamikaze and hope other people turn on each other
Has anyone here had Cheese Fries per se?
I don't like tomato sauce on my cheese fries sorry
>>218770794Nobody likes Bashir especially after kamikaze everyones plants
James Drake would have stopped the rape of Angelica Reyes in the summer of 25.
>>218771406trvke
.rip keeps spamming me with the captcha to comment even though I'm typing them exactly as they appearWhat's wrong with it?No need for the guy who is mad I would use the chatbox from yesterday to reply
Emma is vicky’s puppet master, why do people want her gone?
>>218771412I’ve had fries with cheese on them and I’ve had cheesy bread.
>>218771406Yeah Bashir is a top tier fish.
>>218771412I've had cheesy flat bread that you dip into a sauce, so yeah basicallyNot THE cheese fries thoughThe Cheese Fries reveal was legendary
>>218771393Only James is good >>218771151speak for yourself
>>218771409Brother, even though every other person is a cuck, you cannot solo 7 other people. All it will accomplish is fully vindicate those 7 other people to now completely hate you. Why in the world would they turn on each other when you gave them a united enemy to turn on instead?
whats the point of giving james drake all the plant matter? I thought bashir did not collect annything anyway?
>>218771409I am from the Midwest. We call them cheese nuggets out here. It literally is a pizza dough with cheese and no sauce and generally comes with marinara to dip in.It's literally just cheesy bread. Landon is just too autistic to actually describe the meal he eats every fucking day.
>>218771406I will seriously turn off if bashir gets kicked
I hope the "survival mode" they talked about pre season means the resources are actually limited. So far the shop has been just an energy drink vending machine.
How does the elimination work? The person with the most plant matter chooses who leaves, or the person with the least plant matter leaves? I don't understand
When Ben and Jet reacted to Vicky's audition on stream it was a hard pass, they were uninterested and said she didn't have potential what made them go back
>>218771451Person with most chooses.
>>218771451The person with the most plant matter chooses who leavesThis
>>218771442Bashir is the most disliked person with no allies so he is getting voted out
>>218771443Twins bought the last Monster yesterday and it looks like they haven’t restocked it.
erowid
>>218771460Then I'll stop watching lol. Have fun with friend tank.
It's funny that Landon couldn't even explain its a frozen pizza with no tomato sauce just cheese and garlic salt. He's probably never had pizza before the show so doesn't know about frozen pizza.
>>218771455You shouldn't ask questions you won't like the answers to...
Bashir should just steal everyones bags via brute strength until jet has to break it up
>>218771441>no sauceWRONG, you IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKERThere is a onions and margarine garlic spread that goes on the crustYou FOOL
Today we will see what kind of rugpull Jet will come up with to save Bashir
>>218771479he eats that shit every single day, he makes me feel a bit sad
>>218771477Maybe Bashir shouldn't have used that condescending tone with the people he considers beneath him.
>>218771485that's so G R I M
>>218771488idk if jet likes bashir too much he called him a pussy yesterday
>>218771438Chaos theory nigguh. If you’re going anyway then you have to cause some shit to the point that jet won’t kick you out because you’re that vital
>doubting Bashir He WILL win. It's not too late to apologize, just tell me which way is mecca.
I think I’ve become a coastal elite. The more I learn of Wisconsin the more disgusted I am.
>>218771479it's cheesy breadsticks instead of cheese fries he just got the term wrongin fairness frozen food has gone full bullshit with labelling"chicken fries" and it's just smaller shittier chicken strips that are half batter by weight? go fuck yourselves
Load bearing: >Bashir>Vicky>James Drake>Twins>LandonNon load bearing: >Anissa>Emma>JDElimination should be an audience vote between those 3 with a -30% simp debuff to the girls. Kicking a fish for daring to play the game week 1 is fucking stupid.
I'm still wondering how the fuck Landon or the twins stay alive. Bingo said she mainly just eats bread. Get these niggas some veggies.
>>218771477I agree the cast sucks but I'm just stating the obvious. I laughed my ass of when he started going apeshit
>>218771497You sound like such a faggot right now
>>218771495He has an active physical job, cheese is better for you than red meat, and bread with cheese and garlic sounds EXACTLY like something they would eat in Robin Hood. He lifemogs you simple as, no reason to feel bad for him.
Why is smoking cigarettes so cool but vaping so lame? Can we get cigarette deliveries brought back?
>>218771017What next is he has an easy ride from this point forward. Bashir is the center of all the conflict and the most dangerous, and he's backed into a corner. He gains a lot of favor in the house getting him out, he gains nothing from the audience if he doesn't. So what if the most entertaining fish is gone and the audience is bored, that's not his problem.
>>218771455I think it's because they are only choosing from streamstars level fans. Their options are limited. Hot girls don't even want to come on the show anymore.
>>218771497>Oh no a guy engaged with the systems of a hellhouse reality show, quick kick him asap
Sirs whens the elimination?
>>218771519i think there's some degree to heavy autism where you can't even feel your body deteriorating, i don't get it either man i eat a super strict diet and can physically feel bad if i have too much pasta or something
>>218771546I would guess at around 5 or 6PM
>>218771528The season 2 house must of stunk so bad, chickens and cigs and vomit and Jimmy's bile everywhere
>LOWEST STOX SHOULD BE ELIMN'DLOWEST STOX SHOULD BE ELIMN'D>LOWEST STOX SHOULD BE ELIMN'DLOWEST STOX SHOULD BE ELIMN'D>LOWEST STOX SHOULD BE ELIMN'DLOWEST STOX SHOULD BE ELIMN'DWhy not just make fish obsess over their tickers to compel them to make content?
>>218771485How is Landon not like 250lbs when he eats this gross shit every day
>have to have the body of James Drake if I want a tard wifeFuck this gay earth
>bashir: *is perfectly respectful and courteous to the women*>the women: ugh he's just like a creepy MUSLIM incel, christ is king christ is king! we love feminism!
>>218771536>most entertaining fishwhat
>>218771495It is sad. He's probably sitting on all kinds of developing health conditions from being so nutrient deficient.
>>218771557Cause that would be smart show design and jet loves drugs too much
>>218771477Is this your first reality show? There's going to be two factions that spring up because only one person gets the grand prize at the end. No one will be safe long term besides the Twins (immunity).
>>218771557>Let the 4 brownoids whale who actually spend money on this dogshit decide everything Yeah, no.
>>218771508They're simple folk but honest and hardworking.
>>218771508I live by Landon in Wisconsin and it’s the Kentucky/florida of the north, everywhere outside the capital has literally a declining life expectancy as small farm towns become run down with time. Nice state for being an outdoors guy but little to no regular social life outlets, plus the cities are filled with beaners and blacks while the whites produce people like landon. I live in perhaps one of the most conservative and racist parts of Wisconsin/the country. I didn’t know I was racist until later in life it was just normal to us rural white farm folk.
Whole elimination thing should be completely reworked. You cannot remove the ONLY people who try to make some antagonistic scenarios. Emma is literally nothing, kick her.
>>218771398what the fuck was his problem
>>218771567It would be interesting for one challenge
>>218771561nigga did you miss the part where he blindsided the girls and scared the shit out of them multiple times?>rapes their plants in the market>rapes their plants when the hot cops show up>rapes Vikki when she was dumping water
>>218771519Some autistics are so picky they have to be monitored and fed by caretakers. Bingo is a moderate case of this.
>>218771586Keeping watch when crackheads are roaming around
>>218771570You're right. Anyone who tries to antagonize should be sent home. We like friend tank here. Fish should be safe and just try to keep their heads down. Content is too risky because they reveal themselves as threats. I love my comfy friend tank show uwu
>>218771561He is weird around women
James Drake will make the correct decision for the content, trust in himBashir is not going home todayTrust in Drake's master plan
I would make sure Bingo stays well fed.
Eating whole wheat boodles with meat sauce while staring at the stream wishing the fish were awake like me.
>>218771603>challenge is to break other people's plants>*breaks other people's plants*>"Dude wtf is bashir's problem?"It's set up dumb. If he goes home for it, it's jet's fault.
>>218771536>So what if the most entertaining fish is gone and the audience is bored, that's not his problem.All the fish should want their season to do as well as possible.
>faggot reddit thread >armchair speculation and jerking off their own egos instead of talking about the subject of the thread>no one shows clips or actual content and still expects you to careFake and gay show
How the fuck is Emma sleeping like that?
>>218771617No he just talks down to everyone, which doesn't work on women unless you're a chad, rich or have clout.
>>218771622repeated servings of your fetid seed do not a balanced meal plan make
>>218771315It's going to have to anyway, just like every season. Up to production to figure out freeloaders, but if things go to plan, we'll see a week with 3 fish no matter what.
>>218771501lmao Jet aint saving shit. He hasn't done so in any season before, he won't do so now.
Why is this website so brown now? Old 4chan would have rooted for Vicky and Emma
>>218771556>Jimmy's bile everywhere
plant challenge is just s1 baby challenge but more retarded
>>218771637Bashir is the definition of a holier than thou attitude
>>218771640I wouldn’t do anything sexual to her. I just think of her like a dog. I want Bongo but I understand they’re a package deal. I would be fine with Bingo just living in our house and taking care of her like a pet.
They should wheel in AB sitting on a throne like some fat emperor and she will just point out who is nontent and who is content, that should be the elimination.
>>218771609You're too dumb to even understand what I said. Consider suicide.
>>218771630His goal is to win the 50k, he is not here to build a fucking streaming career like half these other fish. It's production's fault if he's allowed to kick off Bashir, production should do something to keep Bashir around like give him fucking 1 day secret immunity for his job today.
bashbrothers up
bashir is just too slimy, disingenuous and disgusting to look at. every word that comes out of his mouth is a lie, he looks like he has a repulsive aura. if i were in that house, i would want him out.
There are no jobs on the board today. Reasonable chance that they're doing something different for jobs, hopefully pulling people one by one into confessional and handing out decoy jobs.
>>218771630They just want the 50k. It makes sense for them to remove Bashir who has a very real shot at winning it. If Drake removes Vicky or Emma, it's suboptimal strategy. It's set up to counteract show quality
It would be the perfect time for a revisit to the bitchtank CoD elimination except Head does the Kato play and walks in place of BashirThe house would be chaos after that
>>218771633Everyone's talking about the show which is the point of the thread. Are you mad every other post isn't the same identical recap of the past 24 hours when everyone's been asleep for the past 6?
Smoking weed not to get high but in hopes it knocks me out for a few hours so I can be up with the fish
>why don't the fish do stuff???This show isn't about the fish. It's about Bam and his washed up friends>OH WOW THE FAT GUY SHIT IN THE TUB>OH WOW THEY THREW STUFF ON THE FAT GUY>OH WOW NOW THE FAT GUYS WEARING A PINK SUIT It's fake reality TVslop now, there's nothing genuine about it. The fish are just filler until Bam and his druggie cohorts come on to do another scripted bit
>>218771624they won't get up for at least 2 hours
>>218771672He has not lied a single time. You are either a fake christian larper mad he is not christian, jealous of his unashamed weeb drip, or simping for a female or James.
>>218771667If he was so smart he would be buddy buddy with everyone. He is full of himself but he is retarded
Can they stop giving them booze every night and make them pay for it instead?
>>218771609oh right, and bashir stocks dropped -80% during 1 hour of the night because... jd was more involved, anissa was more involved, and faggot team of emma-vicky-drake were playing something completely different than >lets gather whole house of friends scared of someone to eliminate that one person who we dont see as friendly contestant
>>218771703No the free booze is funny because they can get sloppy drunk
>>218771703It's a vibe repair season
>>218771361
>>218771680Whenever production starts rigging and rugpulling the competition the contestants will become demoralized and the rest of the season will be them doing shit on autopilot.Maybe just accept the fact that your favorite content retard is about to get eliminated.
>>218771697You really believe he has 4 wives in Japan?
>>218771695Head is how we Europeans view mutts
>>218771704His stocks dropped 80% because they are still using the same shitty pricing method of season 4 where you can tank the price by underselling. I can go right now and tank anyone's price for an hour, it is not difficult in the least.
>>218771666No I understand what you said, I was just being uncharitable. Let me clarify. Week 1 elimination by lowest StoX is a better idea than a bullet. This is because the retard whales won't determine any outcome that's critical, just the most nontent fish that no one cares about will be gone. Right now, the premise is that everyone should have tried to have generally been as boring and friendly as possible to not get shot. So, inevitably, the fish are going to act in their own best interest, which isn't in the best interest of the general audience. That's my point. Week 1 elmin based on the lowest ticker is better than what we're getting. Lowest might just be motivated to do something rather than coast.
>>218771680>mfw just remembered jacob shitting on jet in cod
Is bitchtank canon?
Hope Vicky cracks one open as soon as she wakes up
Anyone else play games with fish tank on the side? Im currently playing project zomboid build 42, it’s 8 in the morning on Saturday Why do people think bashir gets eliminated? I thought he could survive on pure faith alone
bashit even said he went kamikaze to enforce friendtank
>>218771716Yes, the dude has generational wealth. Women will just cling to that. I cannot speak for how hot they are but since one is Asian there is a good chance at least that one is mid.
>>218771714Thank you for proving my point. She has a natural beauty that shines through here very well.
>>218771697everything he has said is disingenuous, he is not stating things that are not factual, he is not being true to himself. he oozes lies.
>>218771736he says a lot of things
>>218771742i agree with you
>>218771726>Week 1 elimination by lowest StoX is a better idea than a bulletWRONG, didn't read the rest of your post
>Rigging is gay>"Payton ate elimination chocolate"
>>218771738>WOMENWOMENWOMEN
>>218771750Cope. He's not lying but they are spiritually lying!
>>218771715I wont be that bothered by whoever goes I just want to see content generating people stick around
my name is hale and i go by he/him
Going to EDM raves with Emma and the twins!
>>218771763yes exactly, he comes across as a very slimy person. im not sure if he has wives in japan or not, but it wouldnt surprise me, hiding behind a language and cultural barrier
>>218771760I don't know what you mean by this? It is not hard to get a wife. Esp when you travel to many different countries and are rich. I can easily see picking up 4 for the muslim harem.
>>218771758Burt won the second Alex B left. The last several weeks they were trying to figure out how to rig the game in a way that wouldn't make the audience hate the show.They failed and just refused to give him the money instead.
>>218771766gawddamn you know the ftm twinks are the horniest
>>218771758We call it the elimination cocklips around here.
>>218771771you know you don't need to put EDM before rave right? a rave is a rave. good job outing yourself as a do nothing go nowhere
Bingo and Bongo are beautiful
>woah i am such hot shit, i will smile to camera and wait for simpbucks, also i can rim jet for a better finish place
>>218771558maybe he dabs the grease off like ulillillia
>>218771793she reminds me of that nigga from sum 41
>>218771758It was a different time
>>218771766I’ve checked all of her social media and she doesn’t list pronouns on any of them.
>>218771672He gets on my nerves with his big brother 'tude.
>>218771775Ok he's slimy because he's lying even though you just said he's probably not lying (and hiding behind a language barrier even though he speaks Japanese and several other languages?) and never once in the show has he lied or broken his word.Brother you can just say you don't like him because he's muslim or your parasocial girl doesn't like him. You'd seem less retarded at this point for just stating the truth.
Has anyone figured out what kind of cheese fries Landon means? Is he retarded?
>>218771805she's asexual i think chat
Outright rigging is shit, but they can absolutely put their finger on the scale a bit. That's what the hungry hippos plant matter challenge today was an attempt at.
>>218771783They didn't even have any competitions to determine a winner.
>>218771736He has Jimmy logic I notice
>>218771796it would be interesting to see landon prepare his daily routinenormies would rip their hair out at the autist daily structure
If Bashir is eliminated I will continue not spending a dime on the show. If he isnt eliminated I will also continue not spending money, but regardless
>>218771812it's a fucking cheese pizza cut up into strips midwesterners are insane
>>218771692Emma's good with the camera.
>>218771812they're pretty much cheese sticks from papa john's.
Brutal that even though Claire and especially Abi were sexually exploited by Goran, they're still no lifing the show
Why did the twins caretaker let them go on this show?
>>218771789Alexa get this gay boy outta here we have EDM raves to go to!
>>218771299North American reservation genes are way more fucked up and inbred than central/south American native genes, because American Indian reservations are likely the equivalent of ghetto nigger projects
>>218771812it's a white pizzawhy he calls it cheese fries isn't known
>>218771832>>218771828hes so fucking retarded
>>218771812PORTESICHEESE FRIES
>>218771827Same desu
>>218771837its bongos dream and i bet they could use the 1month vacation considering they have a baby in the house
James Drake refused to tell Jet and the audience who he would eliminate, then told the rest he would eliminate Bashir.He was just bluffing right?
>>218771783This is pretty much true, Burt single-handedly carried the second half of the season. It was just "boring girls" spam until FH2 and then people were spamming the wiggers begging Luke to win.
>>218771711The free booze is necessary for this season to work.
>>218771839Alexa, play Happy by Pharrell
hopefully whoever gets kicked is allowed to stay as a freeloader at least
>>218771808he tries inserting himself into too many things where he just doesnt belong, i am certain if he does stay we will be hearing a lot of "trust me, remember when i did x?">>218771809yes, he lies on a fundamental level, his entire existencei doubt he speaks japanese at a native level, perhaps well enough to be conversational, but that isnt true communication, there is enough to hide behind there, especially with the cultural barrier too
>>218771837They live with their mom right? She's watching she sends them TTS as munts (or muntz idk). Plus they're 26 they're not kids. They've already talked about doing drugs and shit.
In a perfect world JD would be gone today.
>>218771812the generic name is 'cheesy garlic bread pizza'
>>218771832These are the "cheese fries" he was talking about? WTF?
>>218771862FH2 was such a failure that it was a top 5 bit of S3, purely because production lost control of the house.
>>218771821They did and Binx won because Burt is too retarded and pervertedThen we got the RV trip and more challenges which Binx won too
>>218771832>Hi-Rise CrustThis isn’t even cheese bread at this point, it’s just a pizza.
>>218771872Inshallah he will have the sun on his face come sunday
>>218771878Literally everyone's reaction.
>>218771861I will laugh if he eliminates one of the simpable mids. Watch Goran struggle to find a reason to let them stay
>>218771844white pizza often has a béchamel though
>>218771731In /ftl/ it is.
>>218771879Sam losing his mind over the gay dude who made child tranny outfits was kino
>>218771697Yeah, it'd be insane to assume a Muslim would ever lie
>>218771885yeah
it's one of the greatest examples of autistics lacking theory of mind I've ever seen. He just kept saying cheese fries and didn't even think about how nobody else would intuit his internal worldview
>>218771879>Jet watching Frank throw mizzy around like a bag of potatoesHaha good content>Jet when a cup of water spills on himTHATS IT TOO FAR KICK THEM ALL OUT NOW SAM
Drake correctly read the situation, read trough bashir bullshit and gathered everyone on his side. Bashir knows he is the least favorite and is desperate to change the paradigm
>>218771891Landon mentioned cheese fries have a garlic sauce with a cup of marinara sauce on the sidethat's white pizza just cut into stripes instead of slices
>>218771911What did he mean by it then?
Landon is more midwesterner than human
>>218771890Was this when he yelled he’s the creator of the fucking show?
>>218771890What if he gets Anisa? She's playing it too clean and trying to lay low. But she will be very dangerous later.Victoria is dumb enough that she's worth keeping aroundEmma would be another good choice since she is the one pulling the strings of VictoriaI just have a feeling he is going to snake a girl
Can't find the twins where are they?
I actually cannot believe people even use the Fishtank site over PPV. I cannot believe even more that people actually sent money to Jet.
>>218770751COTTON = PLANT MATTERSEND BASHIR TTS
>>218771925>>218771828>>218771832
>>218771938bar couch
>>218771775Polygamy is illegal in Japan.
>>218771828>>218771832>Cheese fries>It's a pizza
Landon is pretty much how I imagine most Americans to be.
Anything happen last night? Did Vicky kratom mog again?
>>218771939I use the secret youtube playlist of all the cameras No, I won't be sharing it ITT
>>218771942Is it even confirmed? None of you clip this shit
>>218770751James Drake? MORE LIKE JAMES SNAKE!
>>218771938Where they sleep every night. The couch in the bar.
>>218771938underneath the blanket on the bar couch. I watch them pretty much exclusively
>>218771953Midwesterners aren't even human
>>218771958It is confirmedYou had to be there
>>218771256beautiful
>>218771884Everyone should be fine with rigging in favor of show quality. Burt hard-carried season 3 and deserved the win. His retardation that made him suck at challenges made him phenomenal to observe and he was right to be declared winner of fishtank for how much content he produced. Likewise, Bashir should be rigged to stay on if he gets eliminated. Even to the point where they kick him out then introduce a new fish which is Bashir with a fake mustache.
>>218771914>>218771896
>>218771193That would be fine if it were 1 day but it's been 3 days straight and no sign of the bake fuckeray ending
The Landon doesn’t eat a lot of food bit was starting to get old but it had one of the best payoffs in FT history with the reveal that the cheese fries he kept talking about aren’t even cheese fries.
>>218771958he said portesi cheese ""fries""
>>218771970This. I checked out of season 3 hard when alex b left and I will probably do the same if they boot out bashir.
>>218771954She kratom mogged production by staying up late until Jet had to tell her to go to sleep after Jet failed to make her fall asleep by making her OD on kratom
>>218771832he doordashes these from his local gas station.
>>218771981>ALL HE EATS IS CHEESE FRIES BUT HES NEVER HAD CHEESE FRIES
>>218771981>one of the best payoffs in FT historylandonheads are delusional
>>218771981I don't think it's old at allwe need a team of scientists to study Landon's gut biome and figure out how it's able to digest so much cheese
>>218771981What blows my mind is that he's totally happy to eat garlic cheese pizza but dislikes regular pizza.
>strawberry>cheese fries>long puzzle>big book>fresh air
>>218771369This poster might be Polish
Landon straight up sucks
>>218772004zagnut
HEY THERE LIL BUDDEH
>>218772002picky eaters are kind of bizarre sometimes
>>218772011Landon freaking out yesterday about the kitchen mess was great. The rest of the time, sure, he sucks.
>>218772000Small annoying payton
>>218771986I never understand why people are so adamant the interesting fish get kicked, but the IQ of the people who post on the actual site is probably pretty close to Landon and it's like a child smashing their toys then crying because they are broken. The fish that make the audience feel things, even hatred and wrath, should be favored over the fish who have no emotional impact like Anissa and Emma. If you want to plushy whore them, just convert them into a freeloader
>>218772011they should just keep making him the janitor, I don't careit pisses him off so much
people here arguing about what cheese fries are and saying the wrong thing makes me so angry
>>218772011Suck it up, Landon.
>>218772038Vibe nuke king
The worst thing is, is that I just dont give a fuck what happens now, because the cast is weak
>>218772000she wears the payton outfit
>>218772038this guy sucks
>>218772028>If you want to plushy whore them, just convert them into a freeloaderyea, anissa is not only ugly but boooring
>>218772042Clean it up janny. Any boy can make a mess but it takes a MAN to clean one up.
>>218772050No Sam, no fun.Simple as.
>>218772004They got fresh air yesterday when they opened all the doors to air out the house. The show should just end early again.
>>218772057Bam is way more fun than Sam. Are you retarded?
>>218772038>Nukes your vibe
>>218771832
>>218772038I like how he gets immediately embarrassed at the end for having 0 vibes
>>218770751did jet really show porn
Emma looks like that dead guy in the famous kent state massacre photograph
>>218772019Wrong. He is ok all the time. He never ruins whatever is happening. Nothing he says or does kills the mood or kills the bit or stops what is happening. When he has nothing to say he shuts up and when he does say something he is funny.Compare that to JD who opens his mouth with bad jokes and just kills the vibe and makes everyone cringe.Landon doesn't insist on himself. He never inserts himself into anything. He is like a good filler character. Comedy relief for when nothing else is going on.
so the plant matter challenge is rigged, right? they are just going to give bashir free plant matter
>>218772050ONE attractive woman, really. Just one. Women are nontent anyways they may as well be eyecandy like s4.Why not just find a clips4sale model or something kek.
>kick landon>offer him a role as a freeloader so he doesnt have to return to his job>there's a catch though
>>218772028I don't really understand why an elimination is even necessary, especially after 2 fish already left so early. Just ramp up the pressure to make the weak fish self eliminate and give the other ones alternative means of elimination other than gay as reality show voting challenges shit.
>>218772067fucking kek
>>218772067LET'S FUCKING GO
>>218772065Bam sucks, dude. I'm sorry, but he's a garbage host. If this was 20 years ago, he would have been good.
>>218772065>Le scripted quirky chungus bits are le funYou're the reason the show failed
>>218771993
>>218772072Bashir has no bag, he's literally just giving James all his plant matter.The best way to rig it is to give Bashir a challenge for secret immunity.
>>218772065>>218772084They are both dreadfully dull and always have been.They are "lolsorandum edgy *holds up spork*"
You retards think they should end the show whenever they crack a fucking door. S2 they had to open all the windows after Tayleigh used the fire extinguisher.
>>218772084>sam weightlifting and pretending to be angry all the time is better than bam just having fun with the role
>>218772072if every single challenge isn't rigged then production is retarded
>>218772084He just needs to start doing jackass pranks on the cast instead of his boomer friend. The fish should be woken up with taser
>>218772111Yes.
>>218772112This, but they always fuck up the rigging. They'll do something stupid like give Bashir an immunity totem and he'll give it to someone else.
>>218771970So what you are saying is the gameplay element should be meaningless and the show would be better if it was just keys jingling on screen for 4 weeks.
>>218772111Unironically, yes.
>>218772002>>218772018He might just dislike tomato sauce.Or, alternately, he might just like it better as being a savory food, tomato sauce is the only sweet ingredient.
Everyone just ignores TTS this season, there’s no good TTS golem or person who gets wound up by it.
>>218772111sam is one of the funniest guys off the cuff in the world and i’m tired of pretending he’s not
>>218772111This but unironically.
>>218772112Giving the fish the ability to eliminate anyone is the most retarded thing Jet has come up with.It rewards doing nothing.
>>218772134He literally dips the cheese sticks into marinera sauce you dumb fucking nigger
>>218771970>Even to the point where they kick him out then introduce a new fish which is Bashir with a fake mustache.This, but make him shave his beard and moustache instead.>>218772134He likes marinara sauce to dip the fucking pizza into.
>>218772119Doing the tarring and feathering to Head instead of JD was a huge missed opportunity.
>>218772137It's kind of weird we're not getting moments where contestants isolate and speak to tts for hours. That absence + the handheld cams is making it feel less fishtank
>>218772079Lame challenges are a fishtank staple.
>>218772153Landon only said it comes with marinara saucenot that he actually uses it
>>218772126No, dumbass, I'm saying the show has no integrity at all and the quality of the show should be prioritized. Fishtank is a business and keeping the fish people feel emotions about has a direct financial benefit. Bashir makes them thousands every day off TTS so kicking him this early is gonna cost them like 200k.
>>218772079There are very few things you can do to motivate people. Elimination is the best motivator for things to happen. If they can't kick you out then nothing matters and you can just chill.Trying to make people leave by making everything shit and pissing them off until they don't want to be there would just kill the vibe and not be fun to watch. Bullying people off the show is only funny when the person ''bullied'' is completely unreasonable and things that shouldn't bother them are bothering them.This would be the worst show on k*ck if they decided that they need to bully Drake off the stream. Just piss him off, smear peepee poopoo on him until he says ''fuck this, this show is terrible, you're just faggots.''
Do you think the Twins will stream?
>>218772124>>218772130>>218772141>>218772143big purple fellators
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when you just want the proper tools to clean the mess and then they give you french fries with cheese instead of cheese fries
>>218771868Production should make a wheel for eliminated contestants to spin for the privelege of freeloading
>>218772154>>218772153I don't understand why everyone here watches every single thing he says and worships him but then complains about him being boring and terrible but then gets offended at less devout followers
>>218772169bingo might, but it also might be too close to a job, which she's avoided until now as a pure of soul and heart and mind NEET princessbongo already has two day jobs
>>218772180jet's pep talk about the tools was actually funny
>>218772169Bongo will but they’ll be infrequent and low quality and she’ll stop after a couple months.
>>218772176a sponsorship would go hardproduction needs to redeem themselves for ordering the wrong cheese fries (how could they have been so ignorant?)
Let's hope Ellie is still dating Jet by s6 so the cast isn't just hot ethots and spineless spergs.
>"hey guys so uhhhh charity's replacement just arrived after the elimination. yea his name is mohammed from syria.">then bashir walks right back income on jet.
>>218772067Jet loves companies that are easy to get in touch with.
>>218772196No, Ben's speech was though.>You're not like the other people who just clean for the money
>>218772166I agree that elims are a good motivator, but the issue is the criteria to get eliminated goes against show quality. Mixing it up with the other fish puts a target on your back, despite the fact that should be encouraged. It should be that the least popular fish gets eliminated to incentivize the fish to not just sit there getting drunk all day
>>218772069just big fat boobies
>>218772176>>218772180do you think any part of his autistic mind suspects the whole "what? cheese fries? huh? what is that? this isn't what you wanted?" thing is just another part of an overall gaslight/prank the same as not giving him his tools?
>>218772226Probably, he did not seem to understand that nobody else calls it that.
>>218772119he needs to get drunk and fuck shit up
How do you even end up in a position like this while sleeping? That wrist is gonna hurt today.
>>218772226Yes especially since they had Ben talk to him about it.
>>218772226he doesn't even understand that the landon AI song is condescendingso no
>>218772137Can you blame them? TTS is 90% pitiful 4th grade humor written by grown men.
>>218772103Don't forget Jimmy throwing Abi's stuff out of a window.
>>218772069He flashed big naked boobs on screen
what a gayass show
I am eating some wisconsin traditional fries.
>>218772248it started playing when he was moping in the jungle room and he went something like "it's not going to cheer me up"
>>218772240Gays are known to have very limp wrists
>>218772240JD-fag's wrist is so limp this just naturally happensokay but seriously for some reason when I sleep my wrist ends up resting in a fucking seemingly insane and uncomfortable position like that, or my arm bends a certain way, or whatever, I've never woken up with lasting pain from i though
Why have everyone's stox been static for so long? Only really James and Landon's have changed over the last ~12 hours.
>>218771834Following Fishtank simulates having multiple overlapping friends groups which a lot of zoomers don't have. Just their coworkers they mostly hate and the few remnants of their highschool/college friends. Real life cannot compete.
>>218772262it's a gay male dating show
if i absolutely had to eliminate someone it would be anissa
>>218772176Walmart has this exact thing but not called cheese fries, and it comes precut exactly like that
>>218772276facts but im a millenial
>>218772277why was simbal only collecting the BLUE BALLS?explain it you facetious cocksucker>>218772279head will only stay if anisa is there
just give the twins the job to convince the winner to eliminate anissa
>>218772067Should have mentioned that it’s hosted by famous celebrity Bam Margera.
>>218772248>>218772266He obviously understands and just likes it
i cant believe there are people that earnestly think Bingo is the more attractive one. just because shes slightly skinnier? (aka more aids-ridden). she looks a bit like an elderly native american man.
Pizza baseGarlic sauceMozzarella cheeseGarlic saltHomemade cheese fries life hack
>>218772301I really don't think he does
HEY LITTLE BUDDY
Endearing Stupid: TwinsPathetic Stupid: LandonAnnoying Stupid: VickyNeeds to be culled to protect society Stupid: Daniel
its kind of crazy that we accepted the twins even when we thought they really had HIV
>>218772302noone finds these girls attractive.
>>218772240My wrists have curled in like this automatically whenever I'm going to sleep lately, then I notice it because I'm pressing them into the mattress hard enough it almost hurts and uncurl them before actually falling asleepDon't know why, they never used toMaybe the aliens are doing it
>>218772327We've known Bongo is a whore since the first day, that's way worse than having AIDS.
>>218772316A bad workman blames his tools.
>>218772217I don't know why they don't just have a points system. Winning challenges and being entertaining earns points, being boring loses points, and whoever has the most points at the end of the show wins. That way the fish are motivated to compete but entertaining fish aren't sent home just because the others don't like them.
>>218772332I unironically think Bongo is pretty.
how did the twins dad get away with it
>>218772319Cringe: twins, vickyBased: landon, dark daniel with fully unlocked chakras having absorbed the waped
>>218770904Medieval Times is great fuck you bitch
>being the heel this season gets you eliminated
>>218772341Because wiggers are stupid and can't keep track of those kinds of things. Some wiggers will give out too many points, others will pick favorites and make the show seem more obviously biased, it's a good idea but you are expecting anyone on the team to have an IQ over 50 to implement it.
>>218772354>violently assaulting women is being a good heel
>>218772354he made Emma feel unsafe so he must die
>>218772217That's a jet problem.The big issue is casting. If he casts loser bums then you have a situation where all the interesting people are at risk of being eliminated. If the entire cast was good then who gives a fuck who gets eliminated. One interesting person gets eliminated? Oh well, that sucks, but there are 9 other interesting people.
>>218772346It's really easy to rape retards.
>>218772354has this ever not been the case? desu the best time to turn heel is when you get immunity
>>218772367according to trannies itt only loser bums are interesting
>>218772292>why was simbal only collecting the BLUE BALLS?wouldnt you, seeing her amazing ass in tight fabric and fake tits?
>>218772365>Yeah I was about to dump piss and shit directly into your mouth and eyes but the way you stopped me from doing that kind of gave me the ick
lmao, what a little lapdog
would anyone miss JD if he accidentally picked up the elimination letter
The solution to casting is just to cast funny people like Tai. The problem is that what Jet considers funny is lame and retarded, because Jet himself is lame and retarded. Fishtank is never going to be anything more than what S5 is right now with Jet at the helm.
>>218772396Heh, this is just another puppermaster plan.>>218772410Would anyone even notice he's gone if he just randomly disappeared?Do the Smaack bit but for real.
It's a social gameBashir is good content but he painted a big target on himself with his behaviorJames Drake could take this chance to get rid of one of the girls thoughEmma or Anisa would be good choices, Victoria is stupid and easily manipulated so she could stay, or Drake could take her out and cripple Emma's puppet
What's the status of Vicky's piss bag?
I’m used to being the puppet master in these situations.
Are we sure the twins weren't raise in some kind of cult? They have the vibes.
>>218772433It's bomb and it's ready to be deployed
Bashir is just really retarded and everything has to be his way. Like he barely got everyone in on his plan to have the Twins decide who goes home then goes nuts destroying everyone's trees. Like last night he got door dash to give to Head as an ally. The retarded fat boomer who's just there to get fucked with and be gross and look at Anissa's ass. He didn't even want it so his plan feel apart immediately.
>>218772367i don't see how it's possible to even get 6+ interesting people unless there's multiple waves of interviews. it would have to be a months long casting process with backups too in case people leave. casting fans is another flaw. they need to look everywhere and all over the world. casting this season was just the wiggers smugly watching fan videos
>>218772438They used to live on an Indian reservation with their pedo father.
>NOO DON'T KICK MY FAVORITE CONTENT RETARD, PLEASE JET RIG THE COMPETITIONFishtank fans are coddled nontent
>>218772425if James does the deal, betrays everyone, and kicks someone it has to be Emmaif not, Emma will destroy him next elimination
>>218772438they're just autistic tablet kids
Emma on the move, repeat, Emma on the move.
>>218772389
>>218772438They were born autistic, then their biological father secretly filmed them showering at age 9 and probably did other fucked up shit but the case is sealed.Then they probably weren't separated a lot while growing up. Causing them to grow up this way.
>>218772451This whole thing has just been people trying to get someone else to be the one to pull the trigger
>>218772453>unless there's multiple waves of interviews. it would have to be a months long casting process with backups too in case people leave.So why not do this?
>cheese fries is actually a frozen pizza brand with a fake cheese toppinglandon is so fucking retarded holy shit
who do you think the new freeloader is going to be today? will it be a jet pick or another one of bam's friends?
>>218772276And what makes following Fishtank super addictive is you can interact with and gossip about these simulated friend groups with zero social risk. There's no negative feedback to being a horn dog or asshole to these people except other anonymous people telling you to kys but only namefags accumulate any reputation.
>>218772481>fake cheeseit's real wisconsin cheese™
>>218772483There's a new freeloader today? Seems a bit soon
>>218772483Frank Hassle
>>218772481>fake cheese toppingstop the slander Portesi's uses real Wisconsin cheese you nigger!
SEASON FUCKING ****FIVE****>tech issues>so far the worst camerawork they ever had>the worst cameramen they ever had>once again two people instantly leave>Jet nonstop selfinserting>Shop that has no fucking sense because they keep giving them free shit anyway
>>218772302Not obese is enough to be attractive in mutt merica
>>218772489we're all just catty bitches up in here
>>218772489Love & Life ahh hoe
>>218772481>"it's really hard to describe, I wish I could explain it to you....."this is someone who doesn't know what corn is to be fair
>>218772483bicflame with his fruity glossy dick sucking lips
The best part about being on Kick for Jet is that he's now getting DMs from low tier female streamers begging to be on the show.
>>218772504That cameraman really is dogshit
>>218772522you have a way with words
Luca was a better cameraman than this new guy but he had satanic vibes so he’s not allowed on the vibe repair season.
>>218772529>eat only this for 15+ years........
>>218772472>then their biological father secretly filmed them showering at age 9 and probably did other fucked up shit but the case is sealedwait what the fuckfo leal?
>>218772504I don't have a problem with basement cam, but Jet just cuts to himself and explains what just happened 2 minutes ago, while the conversation is happening.I agree with everything, especially the free food shit. Jet needs to make them work, Vicky straight up just said "Yea I am not doing my job, I have so much money"
they need to get landon this shirt
>>218772524the best part about fishtank being on kick is that they can't say faggot or nigger anymore. they banned carl for repeating the chat saying "i have nigger lips?" and we missed out on carl in hungry games because of it.
>>218772544Yes
Head just put his hands down his boxers and sniffed his fingers afterwards
it's amazing that head is one of the early risers
The morning of the elimination put it to a site fan vote to cancel the elimination then rig the vote as is so often the caseEasy and the cast won't know any better and fans will only bitch for an hour until the next bit with the twins
>>218772550If Jet doesn't at least try for a sponsorship package he's an idiot
>>218772529Drooling rn>>218772550@JET
>>218771485>Place cheese fry on cardboard circle. so the entire thing is a single cheese fry, and cutting it up makes it multiple cheese fries. got it.
>>218771834claire has not watched a second of it
>>218772550i hope they get the portesi sponsorship
>>218772504The entire show is just a scam. Imagine how much work they put into the first three seasons compared to this slop
>>218772552You can say faggot on kick, I think nigger is risky
>>218772544https://cases.justia.com/arizona/court-of-appeals-division-one-unpublished/cr-10-0945.pdf?ts=1462295629it's true
>>218772467I wonder if the anon who said he was buying her panties is still in these threads?Would have been great to have a proper review posted.
pissing with the door opennot washing his handsgen x are niggers
WE SLEEPING INTO THE PM BOYS
we got a charity update?
>>218772396funny because Emma seems annoyed by Vicky.https://x.com/HeartTank64/status/2035249656251523146i wonder if James was going to tell Emma to target Vicky before she butted into their confessional last night, and he was forced to improvise and change plans.
can a richfag with basement access tell Jet to get the Portesi sponsorship? thanks
>>218772588you don't need to wash your hands when you piss. in fact, you shouldn't, because it strengthens your immune system. only wash your hands if you wipe your butthole, and only because of parasites.
>>218772594had a nice dinner with family, then flew back home on wigger money>>218772598Emma seems to just be manipulating Vicky, while smiling behind her back
>>218772599I dont think the pipes could handle that anon
Why is the cactus limp
>>218772556Boomer type stuff>>218772396She should be sleeping down with James Snake
>>218772620It saw Emma closeup
You can tell they kinda gave up. Compare effort put into S4/5 to what shit they tried to do with Famous House.
>>218772619shit in a bucket
>>218772630i'm having fun.sorry you're not. why bother watching if you aren't enjoying yourself?
>>218772630they know they can't top S3it had the highest highs and lowest lowsbut S4 was especially bad, Sam just gave up completely
What's the details on (Uncharted 3) Drake's deception?
Did those lucid dream pills work yesterday morning
Head is currently showing his penis to Bongo.
>>218771485they include pizza sauce with some of them. but they're called dippers not cheese fries. this shit is blowing my mind>>218771441This. midwest niggas only get the marinara dip
>>218772658I am actually not watching anymore lol. Just monitoring the threads.
landon made me want cheese fries. would a dominos cheese pizza ordered without sauce be the same thing?
>>218772677they both dreamed about bugs
HEAD UP
>>218772558When you get old you don't sleep for long
>>218772674Seems to be a "playing both sides" power move, hard to predict his actual target.
>>218772688of course
>On October 10, 2009, one of Waid’s daughters, K.W., discovered a video of her nine-year old twin sisters showering together on Waid’s video camera. The video shows Waid setting up the camera in a closet across from the shower in his apartment. The video then shows the two girlsshowering for approximately twenty minutes before Waid is seen turning off the camera. Both daughters testified that they did not know they were being videotaped.sickening
>>218772686see >>218771908
the twins remind me of the Turpin kids
Is Landon seriously eating that EVERY day and nothing else?
>>218772686No, you want garlic pizza bread.
>>218772705Sarge could never
>>218772715the man mops and eats cheese fries, what else do you want
>>218772556Fuck yeah
>>218772705pls say sike right now
>>218772686get a white pizzacut it into strips order with a side of Marinarasprinkle garlic salt for Landon lore accuracy
Landon reminds me of Ulililila.
>>218772686No absolutely notIt's basically a cheese pizza with garlic sauce crust and marinara sauce to dip Those are "Cheese Fries"
ah yes, i do enjoy cheese fries with my coney.
Landon is just johncarmackmaxxing with the cheese pizza
James currently rocking a serious piss
On second thought, Frank Hassle fucking with the twins would be too much.
>>218772761Nice.
Cheese friesJannyingGhost politicsNothing else matters
I missed yesterday this Cheese Fries revelation is astounding especially him saying he will sometimes doordash them from the gas station.
I will bake at page 10.
>>218772453It's clearly not hard to get interesting people. Jet sabotages the casting with these low IQ muh vibe casting decisions of>lol that woman is old???? let's get her on!>we need at least 5 women, fuck just approve any woman>this guy is fat and mexican? LOL!!!! get him on!!! NOW!!!!!Jet had to pass on someone interesting to cast discord mod Bezo and fat Filipino woman. The applications are full of freaks who wouldn't leave.
>>218772771headbands too.
Can the .rip retards add a click area from dorm alt to hall? Annoys me every time I have to click back to regular dorm first.
>>218772396Why is Vicky sleeping in the wig?
>>218772774I don't understand how you door dash a frozen pizzado they just bake it at the gas station? or do they just deliver it frozen?
>>218772774fuck man how much is he paying for these fucking thingsfrozen food gas station premium + door dash premium + tipthat shit adds up quick
I went through a similar phase only eating garlic bread, it catches up with you fast
>>218772783just type h, homie.
>>218772792>landon spends all of his money on cheese fries, bread and cheese doordashed from the gas stationgrim
>>218772545Director cam in general sucks, it's like a guided tour. Its almost always better to manually switch yourself
>>218772790Probably forgot she had it on, she's hammered every night
>>218772567yeah abi's situation would b really sad if she didn't completely deserve it
>>218772791Doordash does regular food delivery for retards, you can have them go to fucking walmart and buy shit for you.
>>218772783also needs a jacuzzi one
>>218772796were you 12?
>>218772783Just press H
Did anyone even use the hand wash thing to wash clothes yesterday?
Door Dashes gas station grilled cheeses
>>218772686It's just cheese and bread
>>21877281219, just moved out and I didnt know how to cook
a toast! a toast to jet neptune and a great new season of fishtank!
>>218772802and director cam is the only way to get basement cam when it comes onso you kinda have to use it if you dont want to miss important info
freddy and vicky together would be something
>>218772567stop lying claire
Yo production i know your reading this can we get bam to announce a "Ryan Dunn hot wheels challenge"??
Why are they cleaning for them? Everything they do is so retarded
>>218772831how am i lying? i literally only come here to shit on abi lmao
>>218772845letting fish relaxvibe repair day
So what would they call these in the midwest then?
>>218772845It was a really stressful day yesterday, the fish need a break before the emotional turmoil of an elimination.
>>218772827>I had a stroke lolWhat a king
>>218772845He's getting rid of the alcohol jfc chill faggot
Emma and Drake scheming in the kitchen
>>218772705The twins mention a dad they seem on good terms with but 2009 is so long ago they probably don't even consider this guys their dad and haven't since. Their big sister was the only one old enough to remember and still hate with a passion
>>218772864cheese pizza
>>218772814 anisa washed her clothes in the jacuzzi, did not see her using the boaord, but probably
>>218772864cheesy taters
>>218772864pizza
>>218772867Why? who cares?
abi the only people who like u are in ur discord server. go whine there for attention. literally nobody cares about what you have to say. youre a braindead pimped out fatherless crack baby shut up.
>>218772658I'm just here to doompost and try to make others hate the show too.Yes, I'm autistic.Yes, I'm a NEET.No, I won't stop.
>>218772864cheesy fries
>>218772864Potato sticks with cheese
Absolutely locked in on hating this season all of a sudden
>>218772705>the detail that they were still showering together at 9 when this happenedjesus christI need to protect them...
I may get some cheese fries todayThey're cut all wrong thoughI must request that they cut them into strips for me
Paintball gun is in the house. Do the wiggers know you can take someone's eye out with one of those?
>>218772885>who cares?you do, apparently
>>218772790It makes her feel sexy.
bam incoming. they are emptying all the open alcohol
>>218772829There are 0 reasons I would ever want to see jet or hear what he has to say.
>>218772864pizza sticks
wn2b talking about zagnut
Wiggers, you need to fucking whisper tax Drake and Emma.
>Bam can't even be in the same room as alcohol on cameraDamn
>>218772855why did you rim jet's asshole
>>218772901i've never had square cheese fries before.
>>218772887I like abi and I’m only in here she’s funny on fishtank.observer
she bongo til i koko nut. fax
>>218772901how are you supposed to grab the middle squares?
>>218772802Sucks. Because you get a picture of what's going on with the old way. Basement telegram please complain until they go back to it
>>218772875they are talking about their step father I assume, because one of them did talk about a child molestor on facebookbut kept it vague
>Bam can’t be in a room with alcohol in it>Vicky can’t be in a room without alcohol in itIt’s like poetry, it rhymes.
>>218772936Hes doing whippets and getting trashed with production hia old lady just cant see it on cam lol
>>218772567Oh but you're here in the morning just hanging out for no reason?
HE AIN'T EVEN HAD AN ABBA-ZABA BEFORE HAAAAA
WHISPER TAXWHISPER TAXWHISPER TAXWHISPER TAX
>>218772855Based
>>218772918>>218772936Treating ex-alcoholics like deranged animals who will go into a frenzy if they see a bottle of beer is really fucking weird.When they go shopping do they close their eyes passing the booze aisle? It's so stupid.
>>218772829>if you dont want to miss important info"Wow today was very exciting. Let me recap what you just saw"
>>218772946she should keep talking in chat for attention then
>>218772957The pedo is their birth father since Bongo mentioned being blood related to a pedo.
>STARFRUIT
>>218772594Mizzy should interview her to figure out what exactly was going on there.
>>218772980just say youre a bigot
JET TELL THEM TO TALK LOUDER
>>218772981it is 90% this but sometimes they'll say something important and there's no other way to get the info (besides second hand here)
>>218772989HAHAHAHHAHHHAAhahahHAHHAA
>>218772973searched my name and someone lied about me so whatever i just had a muffin and im going back to sleep
>>218772976<Guys whisper tax is a vibe nuke and so is gone for vibe repair season - Jet
Favorite scene so far
who here has had a zagnut?
We need a simpable mid like abi rn lowkenuinely
Antara said she’s not working today. Will they put someone else on the robot or just ignore it for two days?
>>218772618>had a nice dinner with family, then flew back home on wigger money
Doomposters are gone. The only ones left are the die hards. Pretty grim.
>>218772864Potato casserole
>>218772681>great on the grill
>>218773012I only learned what it was thanks to Bam.Thanks Bam.
>>218773016We have abi at home
god i want some cheese fries
>Emma and Vicky haven't showered in daysimagine the smelle
>>218773016she should go on the show and bite people or something but she won't unless they put an ai filter on her and plug her onlyfans
>>218772936I understand he has issues and I have a bit of light alcoholism myself but not even being able to be in the same room as some half empty sipped on alcohol cans is insane.Even if I was going to lose to temptation and drink some disgusting room temperature half-sipped on backwash can of a random herpes zoomer for a fix, which I wouldn't, I'd then have to go "SORRY GUYS I HAVE TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW" and rush to a liquor store to complete my buzz and not get alcohol blueballed by the paltry amounts on display.
>>218773029that just means you can pack it camping
>>218773024just another saturday with my tards
>>218772864you never had a strawberry?
>>218772887Well actually we all like both you and abi.
>>218772980>do they close their eyes passing the booze aisle?Yes
>>218773047It's an out of sight out of mind type of dealBetter to not keep objects of temptation within sight
>>218773038>abi>fucked by a fat mexican ogre and handled by his disgusting brown sausage fingers for years>abi at home>nigger fucking coalburner
did sarahs goons show up yesterday to inspect the house?
>>218773059if you like her so much you should send her money so she streams again
my brother is in aa and he freaked out after trying some of that fake-sangeria soft drink mexicans drink
>>218773044kek. to his fairness, he did describe it similar to pizza like day 1, but everyone just assumed this retard couldnt describe cheese on fries. he played us
>>218773076no
>>218773072If it's in an avoidable situation I guess it makes sense to avoid it
Can Bingo tie her own shoes?
Drake not washing his hands after picking stuff off the floor. Disappointing.
>>218773010Favorite scene so far
reminder not to give claudia any attention
>>218773076skulls on suicide watch
I should be able to own the twins like exotic animals
>>218773091You sound like a dumb faggot.
>is TTS on?James drake is shittesting production
>>218773095hi abifail
>>218772962Yeah I thought hed bring in the hellhouse jackass humor and curb the drunktank retardation. Somehow they respect Bashir for his beliefs now(after trying to dump kratom on him), but have no respect for the fucking host
>Breakfast Taki's
Bingo might be dead. Bongo absorbed the rest of her power.
>>218773091id love to see the state of your room big guy
>>218773072I've been sober for 10 months and had to walk past a neighbour's neglected box of light beer the entire duration, going from an intact box on a porch sitting out through all manner of weather, to half drank, to just a few cans laying out for the taking. When I go out for a cigarette I sneak glances like I would if I was peeping at his hypothetical hot young wife in a bikini. My cross to bear.
>>218773113I like to call him James Snake
>>218773134She woke up and patted her on the head, you might be right
>>218773134She’s starving to death.
Bongo pacing around endlessly until Bingo wakes up....I don't have the words
>>218773152I like to call you brown walker
>>218773104I should be able to cut off your cock and balls and put them into your throat and watch to see if you bleed out or suffocate first.
>>218773168They pace endlessly all day either way.
>>218773148Why not throw it out? You just live in a trash covered neighborhood?
If you could bring two fish from any season to spice things up who would you bring?>Alex B>Jimmy
bongo and bingo would be good at piloting a mech from pacific rim
>>218773170Fuck yeah dude, that rules!
>>218773184None that shit is gay
>>218773184Hi Jimmy
The way Vicky doesn’t seem to mind at all living like a rat amongst just bags and bags of trash really makes me want to see her room. She was just lying on them for hours yesterday.
>>218773184>Mauro>Ian
>>218773184Mauro
>>218773182It's on his porch. Can't believe the one reply I got was wasted on a retard.
>>218773184Alex B and his wife
anissa isn't wearing pants
>>218773184SneedMauro
>>218773148gg bro. my first sober fishtank has been tempting
>>218773184Burt
>>218773184Alex B and Burt
>>218773184Alex B and Freddy
Wish I had someone whose life was on pause until I woke up
>>218773168>>218773181I really relate to them on this one. I also pace endlessly. I can’t have a conversation without pacing.
>>218773184Jimmy and Tayleigh fuck yeah
What the fuck is all the ambient noise that makes this shit unlistenable and why cant they turn it the fuck off
>>218773184>Summer>That one whore that poured water on jet
>>218773184>Fafo Freddy to fuck with everyone >Jontent to debate bashir
>>218773184Jin, Burt, and Shinji
>>218772986HOLY SHIT
>>218773168Josie did it better pacing around the living room for an hour
bros... im considering telling one of my coworkers about fishtank. shes a woman. is it a mistake?
>>218773243Hi AB
>>218773184Baby SneedDaniel
the most kino Ian moment was him refusing to leave the house after getting mad at "nigga">WHY U SAY DA SHIT
>>218773246The vibe repair machine
WHISPER TAX IS BACK
I don't want her to leave
>>218773258100000%
>>218773258yeah
>>218773184>BoysAlex Freddy>GirlsBliccyDirenc
>>218773184Freddy is the energy needed right now. Maybe Alex B or Letty. Angie another possibility but I think she wouldn't work as a freeloader. I'd say Jon if they'd actually let him back.
>>218773271they are reading this thread
>>218773272I'm manifesting she does
>>218773266Him hugging burt and then his trousers falling down was good slapstick too
>Jon>Jimmy>Alex B>FreddyThere is this archetype every season other than s5. We need it
>>218773258Nah itl be fine. Show her a burt jerking off compilation
>>218773246I don't understand why they aren't just putting mics on the cast at this point. Those tiny little bluetooth things that clip to your shirt are not that expensive, I guess they're just too stupid to rig up the house to only have the mics for the fish that are in the room though.
>>218773281Freddy would be my pick, all time what if in terms of contestants who deserve a full season
>>218773296Vicky is that but you are not ready to accept it
>>218773258If she doesn’t say nigger and faggot then no
>>218773296they'd be good in this season, but wasn't a good fit for S4
>>218773095>>218773078These things we cannot do
>>218773281>I'd say Jon if they'd actually let him back.in all honesty fuck that wetawd, his schtick is fucking lame and he's a gay grifter
PPV choppy for anyone else this morning?
HEY PRODUCTION IF YOURE READING THIS THREAD TO STEAL IDEAS I GOT A GOOD ONE:NEW JOB FOR THE TWINS: DEVIL & ANGEL. ONE HAS TO CONVINCE OTHER PEOPLE TO DO WICKED DEEDS AND THE OTHER TRIES TO CONVINCE THEM TO DO NICE THINGS INSTEAD.OKAY THATS ALL I'LL GIVE YOU MORE CONTENT LATER IF YOU TRY THIS.
>>218773304That seems like a good idea that would turn out unlistenable, you'd be hearing people breathe and fabric rustle and shit
>>218773321Nah Vicky is too cry baby, Freddy wouldn't be crying after Bashir bum rushed him he would get even
>>218773281>>218773296>>218773305This
>>218773332what's the win condition?
>>218773321She has potential but you need to be a male for the physical side. Vicky won’t fight like direnc or tayleigh
>>218773337It wouldn't be ideal, but it would be better than having rooms that just fucking sound like shit because these retards can't get rid of ambient noise.
>>218773321definitely the closest thing so far
I CANT WAIT TO KICK BASHIR OUT SONI CAN LISTEN TO HEAD TELL ANISA ABOUT HIS POOPS MORE!
>>218773336sounds like fun they should do it
>>218773184PaytonAbi
>>218773321Vicky is cringe Tayleigh tier
>>218773321Nah, she doesn't make me laugh at all
>>218773345I miss this energy in the house, Vicky and Bashir do stuff for five seconds then go cry about the other for then next 2 days
I almost want bashir gone more than vicky at this point
>>218773366Should have just been cooler to James Snake if he wanted to stay
>>218773304It requires a full time audio guy and the mics will get destroyed
>>218773331every night after around dark the official site starts introducing 700ms lag between the large HLS segments for me (EU). it's like they're adjusting their CDN
This season is absolute rock bottom.
>>218773380Season 4 was the greatest cast they’ve ever had and I’m sick of famous house tourists pretending otherwise
>>218773336This is why you shouldn't cast fans
>>218773258You can enjoy fishtank, you can even be pleasantly surprised if you meet another person who enjoys fishtank, but you can never, ever recommend it to anyone.
>>218773388They'll get destroyed, but it's, what, 50 bucks a fish? Tax them every time they destroy someone else's mic.
>fuck up next thread>Error: You cannot delete this post.fuck you>>218773339>>218773339>/ftl/ - Fishtank Live S5 #165
>>218773321T R V K E
>>218773381I want Emma gone and I'm actively manifesting this
10:42, almost time for vicky it start drinking>>218773398Im having a good time
vance said the elimination is at 7pm
james drake roleman because he's an actor
>>218773321Vicky is delusional and ego but has massive victim complex, like Tayleigh. she's inept and cries victim when something physical happens to her. they need a Letty type or Drench
>>218773398u post this every season
>>218773411>T R V K E>>218773360>definitely the closest thing so far>>218773321>Vicky is that but you are not ready to accept itits just tayleigh 2
>>218773152
>>218773258What could possibly give you assurance she would be into it?
You need the willing to do anything to win people every season, not too many or it's shit but a couple at least, they forgot that this season and that's why there's no good content
>>218773272Me neither but bashir would be a greater loss to the show at this point
>>218773258If shes a degen yes I found it from my ex
>>218773473i'm not even sure anymore because he keeps wanting to make it friendtank
>>218773473Best option realistically would be Anissa or JD, both bring nothing entertaining other then Anissa tard-wrangling Head
>kratom mogging
>>218773286They better make Emma shove a toy car in her greasehole
Starting to think JD might be gay
Yo production do a challenge where bongo and bongo have to convince at least one other contestant they are the other twin
Wiggers if you are reading, you need a good freeloader today or the show will not be popular and you'll keep getting less viewers each day
>HE DON'T EVEN GOT NO FRESH AIR
Reminder that if Jimmy was the one kratom mogging the jimmycord would unironically think it was badass.
emma and head's relationship is so fucked up
>>218773542Definitely, vicky was tryna fuck him last night and it didnt work so she pretended to be bsing him
>>218773494Yeah but nobody actually likes him except maybe drake.
>>218773542100% his mannerisms are sooo queer coded, you see how that guy dances
Vicky is hungover in time for the big day. Smart move drinking liquor shots minutes before bed
>>218773601She wants to be so drunk she doesn't realize she eliminated
>>218773542He said hes in an ex's only fans videos fucking her if you can believe it
>>218773579not wanting to fuck Vicky does not make a man gay
>>218773542he's not gay, just good looking
Why hasn't production address the faggots looking at cameraman all the time, nothing is more fucking cringe
>>218773651Yeah but ramming dick in your ass does
>>218773662idk prolly cuz who gaf?
>>218773675Bro it's so fucking cringe, office viewer normie tier stuff
>>218773670wait, getting fucked by other guys is gay??? wtf?!?!?!
Without JD 80% of TTS would be "you're such an amazing wholesome chungus I would like to hang out with you".
>>218773494he needs to be provoked. without a need to retaliate he just wants to hang out
>>218773644He was just trying to fit in with the convo. He came out at the bar the other night. Alluded to how hard "people like him" have it and how hard it was to get his family to accept him.
>>218773644an ex boyfriend
>>218773707Why we need a Freddy type
>>218773703Dude i hate to be the one to tell ya but you might be gay
>>218773726Yes he never did say it was a girl
>>218773644>fucking herwith what? his ass?
>>218773542he said he has two younger sisters so it makes sense
Cryokeen update: he returning to the island
>>218773838stepmom 2.5 sounds like a good time
whats up with all the reddit dances this season
>>218773703Unless there's a couple other fellas holding you down, then yes. And even then, it's a grey area
>>218773838Rest up cryo. You're going with Cole on his great American road trip next
>>218773859Cryos stepmom is a dumb bitch that keeps accidently booking one bed hotel rooms for her and cryo
>>218773838nobody is supporting you
dance monkey without the music is diabolical
