Stabo Abo Edition >/ftl/ NEWS-- Elimination TODAY, James Drake convinced people to give him their plant matter to eliminate Bashir-- Plumbing BROKEN-- Liquid shit poured on Head, causing Landon to have a meltdown and for the house to get FRESH AIR-- Plumbing FIXED-- Head shit in a bucket-- Stream on kick instead of youtube (kick.com/fishtank)-- New fishtoy: Dance Monkey, make fish dance for you-- Challenge is no longer about plant leaves, it's about having the most plant matter in a trash bag; it may change again-- Emma looks to be in the lead, she's going to shoot Bashir-- If one of the boys get the bullet they'll shoot Vicky-- Jet wants Vicky to stay because she's interesting-- Jet put porn on the stream to get restreamer banned on youtube, it didn't work-- Twins were rewarded immunity for being top stox>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5prev: >>218779319
this shit is so gay
ZAGNUT
Claire
Emma wonBashid cried
>>218780956ELIMINATION WILL BE AROUND 7PM EASTERNJET AND BEN CONFIRMED THIS 2 HOURS AGO IN THE BASEMENT
>emma has the giant heavy stumpBashir is gone isn't he?
its never been as grim as it is rnat least las vegas tank had sam crashing out in the hotel lobby
one stump doesn't compare to james drake
i thought they werent allowed to take the plant matter that was the jungle room decoration
>>218780956Why do these threads immediately get filled with hundreds of posts? This is not natural. Is it getting botted?
>>218780956This shit is so boring and nontentImpressive even for Goran and Ben
>>218780927>>218780927>>218780927use first
>>218781066nontent girls get the special treatment on jets show
Every Fishtank season is the first season when you really think hard about it.
emma is so well spoken and smartshes my favorite fish alongside claire (another smart and well spoken brainiac)
>>218781085it is pretty grim. i think they do need sam despite all his detractors
I hope Jet says the stump doesn't count.
>>218781102He is such a fuckup, its funny
Rigging incoming
emma will win, that stump weighs more than james stash. its over for bashir
>>218781139the little fag probably wants emma to win
>jet wants to put his dick in her and her tongue in his anushe doesnt deserve ellie
i don't even know if i'm rooting for anyone lmao
>>218781225is he actually dating ellie? i might kms
normie scripted slop.
Bashir had his chance to do something and he didnt.
>>218781421there was nothing he could have done
soooo... we're just gonna sit quiet and awkwardly for the next 4 hours until elimination?
>>218781255By daiting do you mean using her as a fuck toy? If so then yeah.
>>218781446Remember when the wrinkle head guy brutalized that sea bitch for the candy last season
Where's Jeetatron at?
>>218781461they moved it up
guys this is one of the greatest elimination days in fishtank history[delet thi
>>218781446He could have stolen the stump retard. He gave up.
Women wonincels seething
low effort from contestantslow effort from productionjust all around half-assing this
Sadly it's gonna be bashir
>>218781545hi mints
>>218781545Content lostfans seething
EXTREME EARWAX CHALLENGELET'S GOOOOOOOO
EVERYONE SEND TTS MESSAGES IN TO STOP BASHIR FROM BEING KICKED **NOW**!!!!!!
bingo is beautiful
>HE AINT EVER HAD HIS EARS CLEANED OUT?!
why are we baking at 78 pics
>>218781255You should kill yourself for falling for Ellie's grift in the first place even before she started fucking jet
You didn't give the fishes tea with honey to help with their soar throat?
LANDON HASNT HAD TEA WITH HONEY
>>218781668 NYPA faggot
>>218781689>HE AIN'T EVER HAD A DICK IN HIS MOUTH
I have Bam fatigue.
Bam empathizing with the mild frat pranks that have been played on the fish when he's been dropped into a snake pit and had rocket powered dildos fired up his ass and had cattle prods to the balls is very funny
F R E S H AIR
FRESH AIR
>>218780956This is probably the least I've ever cared about an elimination. I don't necessarily love or hate any of them. Bashir is the closest to a heel, but he's not mean enough. They're all too nice to each other
>FRESH AIR
>>218780956https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMBFjU8avjQthe twins, the fuckin' twinsI'm always on about emI bloody love them two
The stump was the first thing somebody wanted to take, and they said it doesn't count, right at the start of the challenge. But production is sleep deprived and forgot their own rules. STUMPGATE
If I become a fat, obnoxious slob like Frank Hassle will the twins let me smash?
Emma will kick Drake out. We have seen how women work here.
>>218781824I guess you gotta judge it by their potential going forward.
>landon is the janitor today and he's been the janitor every fucking day!
Bam will either eat the earwax or make Unc eat the earwax just like on Viva la bam!!
>>218781849you just need to be a d tier eceleb
>>218781740I hate Head so fucking much
>>218781849Bongo is the only one who was clout chasing and @ing fat slob guys (Frank Hassle, Sam Hyde, fucking caseoh)Bingo hasn't done or suggested anything of the sort
>>218781847I'm going to miss James Drake when he's the first to be chosen to go.
>>218781225How do I get a homely pizza face tlp gf
bro emma was waxxed up
>>218780956We now feel the weight of Charity and JewzoFagzo leaving early
>>218781912I can't imagine why>BLACK CAAAWWKKK BLACK CAAWWKKKK here bongo you do it too BLACK CAAAWWKK bingo pull my finger so I can shit myself BLACK CAWWWK
>>218781945she doesnt shower
can't wait for the vibe repair pizza party after the elimination
>>218781956Top tier freeloader.
>Jon left>Cole left>Alex B left>Season 4 kek>Charity leftThese were the moments each season took a disastrous turn for the worse....
>>218781684Unironically. The twinw are just honest women who don't use deceptive cosmetics. They are natural beauties
>bam pretending he didn't know about fake poopFuck off
>>218781956Watching him pull all this shit but then literally start shaking and crying when production dumps leaves on him today was the best.
>>218781255someone post the eliieface side profile and save this mans life
>>218782012Bro
>make the length of the show shorter to cut downtime>get to same amount of nontent in under a weektruly neptunian
>>218781896Jet wished fishtank had one minuscule of mtv energy
>>218782012I'll die on this hill Bongo is fucking hot. Kill me but she's attractive
wahts the real thread? are we in it or are we in the wrong one? its slow everywhere cause too many bakers in the kitchen
>the entire rest of the show will be coddletanking the josie clone autism twinsand you fags will watch
>>218782114Home is where you make it
thread so slow on a saturday
>>218781493she has weekends off
>>218782154They planned absolutely nothing for today except the elimination
>>218781775Bam was also branded with a hot iron.
>>218782186I know they cant physically hurt the fish but why cant they drop pig semen on them while they are sleeping?
>>218781645who wins? landon, icky vicky or antara?
>>218782104Falling for the "just dont be fat" standard
>Bam repeating the same "it belongs in a museum" 8 times
It belongs in a museum
vicky must fucking REEK under those two sweatshirts
>>218781943>tlp gfwhat's tlp?
Recycle at image limit>>218779319>>218779319>>218779319
>>218782278classic boomer move
PPV is dead
>>218782316What is PPV?
hell yeah the classic kratom mog moment, easily my favourite
you now remember darby allin
>>218782256
i had to mute bashir and bam he is just sad now
>>218782316working now for me
>>218781505They said the stump didn't count at the start of the challenge because it was the first thing somebody tried to take. Jet's whippit brain forgot.
DONT THINK YOU CAN BEAT LANDON THOUGH...HE GOT A BIG CHUNK OUT HAHAH! THAT SHIT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM HAHA DUDE
bashir is 100% one of the japs on /bant/ at one point
>>218782367but it keeps breaking
@JANNY CLEAN UP THE EXCESS THREADS YOU INCOMPETENT FAGGOT TRANNY! DO YOUR FUCKING JOB!
>>218781849Bongo yes not sure about Bingo
>>218782324penis-plus-vagina, it's escort terminology
wtf this is really the bam show this nigga has his entire family there
who has Da Bullet?
how does he follow without social media?dont tell me he is a bantfag
Hey little buddy, how's it going today? Landon is your name. Scrub-a-dub-dub boy, clean it up, or that stain is just gonna stay! Hey little buddy, now we're having some fun. Scrub it all up with the suds! Let's go Landon, pick it up. Landon loves cleaning it up!
>>218782114just post in the one that got made first and seems most active (unless it was made super fucking early by a retard)
>>218782400damb…
>bam has his entire family in the basement fishtank is dead
bashir is kino
>>218782436he vance cried posted earlier today
>>218782114season sucks so bad even the threads are garbage
>>218782462bam family and friends meet and greet everyday
museum candle
YOU COULD MAKE A CANDLE OUT OF HIS EARWAX
>>218782324jetneptune.com
>bashir coughs when he cleans his earswtf me too
warming up to alex stein
This is late S2 levels of bad.
>>218782462he is BEYOND washedjet is wasting fishtank money
Bam talking with Bashir about Arabic retriggers his retardation and he starts talking about the letter system he invented.
this is content
>>218782462fucking retarded. they just let him walk all over them
>>218782433emma
I warmed up to the sandwigger, I still switch cams when he's yapping and I'd hate to be anywhere near him but other than that he's cool in my book, the world is a better place with a weird muslim weeb cowboy roaming around and annoying people, wish they won't kick him tonight
>>218782485Me three, bud!
fishtank museum
>>218782487nah man, airsoft fatty was epic.
>>218782492Qrd on this? Bam created an alphabet? Is he like tolkien?
>>218782462plot twist: bam is paying to hang out with goran
Post previous season kino
I think it’s cool that Bam genuinely likes Bashir
why are they collecting earwax on elimination day
Emma will 100% kick Drake because she is frustrated he won't fuck her.
*tap tap tap*
>it's really nice to connect with you, like you don't need to be a monk to be close with god you know?>I MET THE SHAMAN YESTERDAY AND WROTE A BUNCHA SQUIGGLES I THOUGHT I JUST WROTE A BUNCH OF NONSENSE HE SAID I WROTE PUSSY AHAHAHAHAHA
incoming
is it really so hard for sam to relocate for a single month?
>>218782462His "family" and crew of clingers follow him everywhere. Remember the Bam Cumtown episode? He had his wife and ten other people with him
>>218782517good slop
>>218782523
If bashir gets shot then they might as well keep him around as bams in tank pet shaman imam
>>218782517the crowd would realistically be gathered around landon's earwax
>>218782114This is the thread now I think
Bam's going to overrule James kicking Bashir because he likes him
>>218782529that was my post :-)
>goran is starving bingo and harvesting her earwax to slurp on
>they kept Bam upstairs so they could rig without him knowing and inevitably leaking
nontent woncontent enjoyers seething
>>218782535he hates being on the show
>>218782524Why do Boomers all fall for Middle Eastern psycho babble?What is it about turning 50 and suddenly thinking middle east brown people are spiritual guides that must be followed?
>>218782530kek
>>218782524Ben genuinely likes everyone because he’s Mr cool party boy but now he’s a good boy
>>218782540>it's legit
You guys realize that after the elimination they're going to have a vibe repair night
>>218782530Bam works as a host because he is as a retarded or more so than the average contestant
>Bingo borderline passing out because she's so hungryJet needs to be gaped
>>218782535that's a pretty big ask desu
>>218782540bashir knows arabic? the fuck? that niggas white wtf?
>>218781109She sounds like shes doing a book report when she explains the shit she's doing, experiencing
>>218782553He's gonna kick whoever has the most ear wax
EARWAXMUSEUM CANDLE
>>218782298
>>218782558if they come up and say james won ill kneel
>>218782529I don’t want Sam either.
>a paypig literally put his own photo up on the ad screen and is begging vicky to contact him
>>218782462want me to mention it on basement chat? problem is bam just needs constant direction, as much as he loves the show the only good thing about him is his clout
>>218782497i hope his entourage grows everyday
>>218782589nigga he spent his whole childhood in syria
>>218782517literally the most intense moment of the show and it’s not even close
>>218782541>no scumbag vinny on the tankwhy live
>>218782589bashir is full of shit
>>218782585She looks really thin in the face :(
>>218782540>he's not larping
GET THIS GIRL SOME MEAT
#EmmasArmy#WinnerOfSeason5
>>218782305he has a bucket with the molasses shit mixed with water hidden in the hallway closet
>>218782543she must have been telling the truth when she said she doesn't get embarrassed
>>218782540:)
>>218781461I'm taking a nap
>>218782609yeha thats the joke
>>218782462lol that's funny
Bashir has something half of this cast lacks called CHARACTER. Even if you don't like him. He is more interesting to listen to or to hate on than that bird brained fatty JD
>>218782519s02 was peak chris
When does Hellhouse start?
>>218782569Lack of day to day mysticism, ritual and sacred experiences in Western societies.
Chat I’m an atheist but if drake actually somehow wins this and sends Emma packing I will go to fucking church tomorrow
>>218782605wtf vance
>>218782569getting closer to death and thinking about the afterlife more maybe
>>218782507yeah he's good content when he goes jihad mode but listening to him autistically ramble about islam or japan is JD level content nuke
>mfw elimination today
>>218782589Bro he was handed a ring that had arabic characters and he was like>uhhh, it says, something something uhhhh
>>218782618https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774044839035136.webm
I hope this tie breaker convinces james drake to take out emma
>>218782558I will kneel
>>218782569complete lack of their own cultural identity + spirituality alongside demonization of Christianity in the media
>>218782626whoops wrong post >>218782302
>>218782641This Bam Margera’s Hell House. Sorry if it’s a little too EXTREME for you.
>>218782447based real non-ai artistry
>>218782641after 22 days of vibe repairs
>>218782601What clout does he have? No one that watched cky or viva la bam follows anything he does now.
Head is a bigger bitch faggot than bezo.
ENOUGH.Get Freddy on the phone or the season's over.
>>218782621they found his entire family here on like day 1
>>218782643God isn't in church.
>>218782623fuck off jet you ugly fat retard
can't wait for Emma and Vicky running the tank
>>218782600Niggas are down bad out there
>>218782638Clothing is not a personality
>>218782621we've known this since before the season started
You guys are crazy this is like week 4 vibes its been a packed week of content moggs S4 frfr
>>218782686it literally is
>>218782675Head fills the freddy role
>>218782675that seth guy might possibly be the biggest faggot in fishtank history. bigger than bezo and jd combined
>>218782695so fucking grim
>mfw Head is talking
>>218782684Things are rough all over, Ponyboy.
I cant believe bashir is getting eliminated, jet will never learn
RIG IT JET YOU RETARD
>>218782653the whole depriving them of sleep and getting them drunk every night so they are fucked up and low energy has always been the most confusing decision you'd think you'd want them to be as energetic as possible and would want them to gain weight if anything
>are you kidding me?me when Vicky gets shot later
>>218782600grim chat
Bingo has died
>>218782670that's the thing, his only actual clout is jackass, he's literally not done anything of note since maybe early 2010's whenever his last jackass was. The only recent thing he's done is become a lolcow crying on his instagram, production need to fuck more with Bam if they're not actually getting him to do content
>>218782699zoomer post
bill ottman taking a bite of a plastic apple from a fake fruit bowl
>sorry guys but the elimination was really hard on the fish today, and on us>we're gonna take the night to vibe repair with some pizza and beerYour honest reaction?
>>218782545yeah give him some kind of shaman/spiritual guide role
>>218782695elimination imminent btw
>>218782466Epic even
>>218782523...
Emma is very dancoded
>>218781896Bam bringing in Novak to get the job done
>>218782641unironically they said after s2 they aren't doing hellhouse again, so never
>>218782589He's 75% white. This is his grandfather https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_al-Imadi
>>218782720She really is beautiful. I will never understand twinseethers, because the Boingobopper community will always outlive them. They'll get bored when we're supporting our queen on her 5,000+ viewer livestreams.
imagine getting to wake up next to this
>>218782725you forgot about all the TMZ videos of him being on drugs and fighting his wife in public
That skin, good lord. Looks like she fell over her bike and got dragged across concrete
Can we hurry this up? Bam's wife has a date with a rapper tonight
>>218782742dan and angies baby
Emma is smart she knows what the audience wants she'll eliminate Vicky
can we get a fishtoy which makes twins sit in closet room and talk to TTS for 30 minutes?
>singing and chanting black cockdude
Andy Serkis stand-in
>>218782737season 2 mogs
Why are we removing the fish that's the closest to being a heel?
>>218782713exactly. they themselves said towards the end of season 2 that depriving them of food is retarded because it just makes everyone low energy and depressed. Maybe Jet somehow already forgot about Sam saying that? i don't get it...
unc wants to rape landon
>>218782755i would kms
>>218782763Bitch needs some Neutrogena
>>218782755>>218782763>>218782770>>218782777Nontent walled hag. Bingo and her twin sister mog this boring cunt.
>>218782763>when she hits you with the mudshark stare
>>218782649it was in persian without the dots pay attention to the shit you watch fucking idiot
bill ottman hitting an old woman with his car then stuffing her in his trunk and taking her to his basement and tying her up and beating her for hours with a crowbar then shitting on her and setting her on fire while loudly listening to slowed + reverb remixes of 80's pop songs.
>>218782763angewina…
>>218782764if she knows what the audience wants she will eliminate herself
hurry up i want to sleep
>James Drake wins the challenge, receives gun from Jet >points the gun at Bashir >"you're a strong competitor Bashir, you don't deserve to leave yet" >turns gun to Emma/Vicky and shoots her
Wiggers, there is no way you can rig this to save Bashir at this point. Give it to Drake and there is a 5% chance he shoots Emma, which is better than nothing.
What exactly is Jet doing? How does it take 30 minutes to weigh a bag?
It takes this long for Jet to figure out how to rig this?
>>218782763Daniel?
>>218782649they both said it was like an older version of arabic or some shit I forgot exactly what was said. but it'd be like current english speakers trying to read something in the anglo-saxon alphabet
>>218782755>hairy forehead>disgusting pores
kicking jin was the final red herring sacrifice for the burial of fishtank. show hasnt recovered since then.
can you please fucking stop posting greasy emma? my dick's inverting i don't want to troon out
>>218782757lmao can you link? his instagram rant era is epic https://youtu.be/9As1sA_JFZ0?si=qZS9b5CYENa0ljJ5
>HA HAAAAA HAAAHow would you react?
>>218782754they both are genuinely pretty girls. Bingo especially is beautifulMakes me sad that she's so hungry she's burying her face when the camera comes around
>>218782810when you realise its literally 2 people making the decisions it all makes sense. this shit is fucking retarded
>>218782806i wish
bingo doesn't look okay. she's about to faint
>>218782816>kicking jin was the final red herring sacrifice for the burial of fishtank. show hasnt recovered since then.Nobody missed him at all, he was a trash fish.
>>218782763Extremely Daniel coded. Vewy gwim
>>218782785This was not as bad is burt knowing the names of specific date rape drugs that are commonly used in gay bars
>>218782816>kicking JinThe show died long before then, anon.
>>218780956That is genuinely pathetic, wtf abi
>>218782780they should hire a live in chef. would be cool
>>218782763>>218782770>>218782777people say she eat too many chocolate bar
>>218782763
this would be so much better if they had never kicked cole
>>218782785i miss famous house.
>>218782810whippets and shooting up ozempic probably and thinking of ways to ruin the show even more
>>218782569When white people do Islam they do it better and beautiful. White Muslims=kinoBrown muslims=suicide vest goat fuckers
>>218782780They have been well fed. A big free meal a day and an open store with all kinds of other snacks and foods.I have no idea why Bingo isn't eating but it must be by choice.
>who do you think's going home?>baby head
bongo looks unbothered
>>218782816Jin was a faggot and if you liked him so are you. The japanese pervert arc sucked dick.
>>218782849looks normal
>>218782816Cole and Jin are the two obvious production coups that still dont sit right
inb4 bingo fucking passes out at some point because they aren't feeding her anything except half of a fortune cookie and 1 grilled cheese a day
>>218782785he didnt have to say this
Bye Bye Vicky!
???
bingobros... i don't like seeing her like this
>>218782828Is that why she keeps doing that? God, I feel so bad for her. I hadn't been paying too much attention yesterday, but I did assume that she had a good meal with the rest of the contestants. She needs to show the camera her face more. She needs to stop being so afraid to smile.
>>218782864Jet looks incredibly retarded here
>james drake says it's gonna be vickyHE'S PICKING EMMA IT'S A MISDIRECT
>>218782843colefags are delusional retards
>>218782785>Why do you have crumbs all over your face?>Oh, uh, I was eating popcorn.>Do you like popcorn, Burt?
>>218782843kicking cole saved s2 unironically. kicking jimmy saved it even harder. everyone thinks that it was a cursed season, but it was blessed actually, so much shit went wrong yet it ended up being so good
James Snake is the only 1 man enough to name someone
>>218782569the middle east is where the bible takes place
>>218782757>fighting his wife in publicThe one where he throws a dildo at her in a parking lot is kino, but it doesn't beat the one where he screams LET HIM HEAVE HIS OWN MIND at the top of his lungs, jumping up and down like a toddler in the middle of a restaurant
Vicky means Emma. Give him the fucking bullet already Jet, you retard.
is bingo diabetic?
>>218782843season 2 full of mde fans was a mistake. after the reveal it was unwatchable, threads on here were a slog, just the worst. we'll always have the first 10 days of season 2.
>>218782834>>218782810>>218782812It's Saturday afternoon. Almost 4pm. Imagine zoomers seeing Fishtank on the FRONT PAGE of Kick and tuning in like "oh is ts dat sam hyde dat crazy ahh reality tv shi?" after watching Clavicular's stream last night where some 20 year old voluntarily got bear maced in his eyeballs and seeing this.They will never even glance at it ever again. Bravo Wiggers.
>James thinks Vicky is leavingHOLD
>>218782868and then the dogpiling on the ones that they couldnt kick until they left, alex b
>>218782880edmund should've sent them food
>>218782844I feel like she could make way more money if the onlyfans wasn't AI
james drake the only one with balls
drake called vicky a stinky pig. she hasnt showered in a week
Shit is putting me to sleep
>>218782678Unfortunately it’s looking like Emma is going to win because Jet wants to get his dick wet
>>218782857jet is a fat retard who literally cannot conceive of food coming from anywhere except doordash, he wouldn't even know what food makes sense to sell
Drake is bluffing, no way Vicky goes home today
CAN HEAD SHUT THE FUCK
>>218782895He's still lying. He doesn't want Bashir to dodge the paintball.
>doubting himothy/ftl/ is always retarded
rip vik
inb4 the winner of the warwax challenge gets to choose 1 person to give immunity and he gives it to bash
>>218782742she’s very much claire coded: oily skin, annoying, boring but entitled etc
>>218782828They both have homeless girl face. if you unironically think theyre attractive you should get your fucking head examined.
when does zake show up
PRODUCTION NEEDS TO FEED BINGO RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>218782864>mfw not given the proper tools for the job
i love the sit around and do nothing show while we wait for production to do their job
this elimination is fucking crazy rn tune the fuck in.
>>218782912>um actually the stump does count!!pathetic faggots running this show
I miss Ellie's tight body
CHECK THE FOYER
>>218782849make her bald
has emma said who she would kick out at all? I"m assuming she talked about it wiht bashir but I ignored the cunts
Posting from Tautavel Life is pain
drake has to know that emma is a bigger threat after the stunt she just pulled with the log.
>>218782638fuck off
>>218782935truuuuuuu
>>218782816honestly think FH2 killed it for good
If James Drake wins he's actually picking Emma judging by his answer there. Please Jet...PLEASE
>>218782943this but unironically
>>218782912It's insane that they can't figure out how to rig this. Just take the bags downstairs because you've got a proper luggage scale down there and you can't bring it up because it's bolted to the ceiling. Oh look, James won by 2 pounds!
>>218782925Hes obviously lying. He wouldnt name vicky if he was aiming for her but he named someone
this season would be hundred times better with Sam even if he was sitting on his laptop 90% of the time
>>218782816>>218782843it's so funny how hard the thread gets instantly astroturfed whenever Jin or Cole gets mentioned
This Fishtank S5 first elimination is crazy y’all
>>218782892>i like popcorn, pretzels, and pepsi>i was gonna say "i like popcorn, pretzels, pepsi and pussy" but i was worried about making an R rated joke
>>218782844do you think you'd be a high achiever if you were commonly recognised as the girl who rimmed Jet's ass?
>>218782920The price is probably a little high, especially for the twins that have to split money but theres a good enough spread.Again tho they get a lot of free food a day and the extras go into the fridge. They just had a catered harp night.
I just heard Angie's voice from the basement
>>218782952Mauro is leaving!?
>>218782935Who the fuck is that
>>218782903this is more interesting than seeing some tranny kid getting maced in the eyes
>>218782837>>218782861fax
>>218782937Who do you find attractive?
u rike?
Wiggers, just fucking eliminate JD. Just do it. cut the dead weight.
>>218782971 We know
>>218782731Based and s1 coded
>>218782988corinna kopf
>fish still think Landon is a retard because of the cheesy fries misunderstandingthis bit has legs
>>218782961the second famous house cast was like a demonic entity that entered the show permanently, and still hasnt left
>>218782857The twins dont have much money. The money they get they have to split. I mostly see bingo spend it on monster drinks
JUST WEIGH THE PLANTS ALREADY HOLY FUCK
>>218782868I do think it's really funny that Cole actually lives in Jet's head rent free, as evidenced by bringing him up completely unprompted when Daniel was shit testing him
>>218782904It was a fakeout, he thought for too long. He knew he couldn’t say Emma because if she gets the gun she’ll shoot him because he said her name.
>>218782943no they need the beat her with a bat
Why is my poor bingus crying??
WHATTHEFUCK IS JET DOING
Hey dumbasses, where the fuck are the god damn cheese fries? Get Landon to make cheese fries for everyone for fuck sakes
angie and jobe are in the basement
Bingo is literally me right now
>>218782981Not possibleThat TLP is in my bed RIGHT NOW
>>218782970is this real
>>218783000think?
basher is the most expected elimination. it would be lame
>>218782952WHAT THE FUCK
>>218782961That really was the moment. Everything afterward was crash out or 'reboot.' Season 3 was the last time they actually tried to elevate things or evolve. Season 4 was 'back to basics' and this is also 'back to basics' but with some forced change of host.
>>218783000no it doesn't bam
>>218783000>fish still know Landon is a retard because of the cheesy fries misunderstandingftfy
>>218783000Im pretty sure they think he is retarded because he is retarded
>cheddar and american cheese don't go together>isn't american cheese like plasticretard tank
How are they all still just sitting here Jet, take the fucking bags, weigh them in "secret" downstairs to build suspense (read: rig it so James wins), and then come up with the gun and hand it to him.
>>218782883She's been eating when she can (ate a grilled cheese last night, ate takis throughout today), but hasn't had a proper meal. she's been worrying about her weight since she's losing a ton alreadythe market also hasn't been open much, if at all today.
All it took was one kinda funny screenshot off bashir and the chudgang fans are ready to die for him.
>>218782991"uhh yeah this challenge sucked. JD, just go home, bro"
>>218782905Alex B was terrible at the end. The muslim guy from the famous house reset was the worse kick off.
>>218782953>baldvery african looking
jet is processing how bad this challenge is
>>218782980litearlly just get a bunch of bread and peanut buter and oats and flour and pasta and just basics and vegetables and shit these fat white trash wiggers literally don't know what food is.if the fish aren't eating like at matinence they are gonna be totally drained after doing any physical exertion especially w/ bad sleep I could understand charging for "nice" food but just basics should be easily accessible so people can eat, just load up on frozen pizzas or something at least. don't let fish be underfed if you want them to be entertaining
>>218782984bitchtank is canon
Bams dogs went berserk in the basement give them some time please
>>218782981This is a lie. She wouldn't be able to speak with her tongue that far up Jet's asshole.
>angie and jobe enter after the elimination
>>218782953
>American cheese is just plasticJD is incapable of being more redditHoly shit
>>218782985Shoovy isn't a tranny.And to you, maybe. Not to them. Also, it's objectively not very interesting at all right now and you're a retard if you're seriously claiming this isn't a retarded massive waste of time with nothing happening, AT THE MOMENT. You're not Ellie, you don't have to lick Jet's asshole.
this is dumbat least turn on tts or something
>everyone has just been sitting around for 3+ hours now on elimination daygrim status?
>>218783050just say you hate entertaining characters and prefer boring girls next time
>>218782988Women who don't look like they smoke crack behind a dumpster at a gas station
can we get a welfare check on bingo rn?? i'm scared
Usually when someone gets eliminated doens't a freeloader come shortly after like a couple of hours?
>>218783058>jet is processingNever happened
>>218783065love this image
just bring him back
>>218783082view count's still going up.
>>218783071queue it getting fucked up right away. classic bit
>>218783021Seeing her like this really just makes me so upset. I'm seriously getting nauseous because I'm so worried about her.
if jet doesn't get landon cheese fries soon i will chimp
>>218783071important scene where nothing is happening
best s3 moment lowkey was frank and jobe dogging jeff that whole entire night
>>218782523>best part of the season happens outside the tankHas any other season been mogged this hard?
Cheese fires... HahahahahCheesey fries HahahahaBut it's a pizzaHAHAHAHAHA
HERE IT COMES
>>218783060Truuuu
>>218783065
>>218783039it's understandable. he grew up with that dumbass brand naming their product that way so that's just how he knows it.
>talking about food in front of bingo (who's starving rn)
Can anyone remind me what the actual thing he orders is. I remember what it looked like and consisted of, but not what brand his "cheese fries" are and now I want them.
>>218783097check the views on the new marvel slop
I swear to Christ if they brought that retarded annoying screeching whore back instead of Freddy I'm gonna be blowing up Sarah Weigle's phone nonstop
holy shit
>>218783099I think she's just falling asleep to this nontent like I am bud
>>218783086the twins just look like typical autistic nerd girls
head is an unironic cuckold. kick that retard
>>218783122make some food? dumb cunt
like a fuckin museum candle
>>218783046they forgot to buy the paintball gun, shit happens
my heart is beating hard
I just want to crawl inside vickys swampy, cavernous, womb.
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They took so long in the basement so bam could learn his lines
MORE HEAD SCRIPTING BEFORE ELIMINATION CHALLENGE
after all that james drake didn't even win kek she could just eliminate him because she didn't swear that she wouldn't on her dog or anything like him
i actually felt my blood pressure drop when bam said emma
>getting rid of head so he doesn't ruin the bit
>>218783129>retarded annoying screeching whore back instead of Freddywho? angie?
>angie and jobe
who watching taco eating?
>>218783073it is just plasticamerican food is inedible
im for sure watching head gobble that shit up
>>218783123it's a pre-prepared cheesy bread
By the time they're done with this it'll be well past 7PM
>>218783143They brought it in in the morning, I saw it.
Pray for him inshallah
>>218783144yeah this is intense
BLACKCAWKBLACKCAWK
>IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
Bingo is starving to death and they’re feeding Head
>>218783133Just admit you're into busted ass homeless girls. Its ok bud.
w mukbang bit
they were waiting for a doordash order the whole time for head
>>218783129she fucks everybody involved with the show of course she's coming back
>>218783129unironically
>>218783123
I believe he will stay inshallah
Fishtank peaked here
can they get some tacos for BINGO
Based Head time out >W Production
ppv shitting itself for anyone else?
who wants to bet that the next elimination challenge will be even more dire
>>218783169i've been praying all morning till now
thoughts?
they have to shoot someone. what if they miss and hit the wrong person?
>>218783178busted homeless girls need love too
I think I stopped giving a fuck an hour ago
EMMA WEIGHT CONFIRMED 97.8
hurry up with the protein
>>218783212Yeah, retards can't get the site working.
>>218783198imagine that this is the only thing you eat but you don't know what it's made of and you can't describe it when someone asks and also you're a janitor
>under 100 lbs fully clothedWtf?
>>218783181erm hottie much?
>>218783198is cheese fries the name of the pizza or the taste of the pizza, I'm too europoor to understand this
>>218783198the company that makes these should put landon's face on the packaging smiling and have him do commercials for it
>>218783220She’s a mom lactating, weirdo
>>218783229hawt
Weigh Vicky weigh Vicky weigh vicky
>>218783229Certified tlp
>>218783181>Sam checking his phone constantly, hoping to get the call to come save the show, but nobody is calling
>>218783183
>incels finding out women don't weigh much when they aren't obese hogs
i cant watch this alone is there anyone worth watching restreaming besides letty
>>218783220tits
SHE WONT BE ABLE TO PICK UP HER BAG
>scale reads a different number every timeJET IT UP
>production left for an hour>they werent weighing the bags
this scale is fucked and just gives random numbers
kino
so they didnt even weight this shit lmao
all this time wasting just to have them carry it on the weight
>70lb stumpYeah, it's over.
>60 lbs stumpAre we fucking serious here?
kek emma wins
the stump weighs 70lbs
That stump is legit bullshit, this is a joke. That's the rig I guess? But I think everyone would have been more interested to see what James would do. Fuck this show, RIP Bashir. Inshallah.
this shit sucks cock
>>218783220mommy
>>218783244I have no fucking idea why the fuck it's called cheese fries lol it's so fucking retarded
>>218783231poor hungry Binger
>>218783231i got some protein for these hungry hippos
goranian
can't believe people are watching this retarded elimination instead of head
My friend who doesn't watch Fishtank had this to say,"I don't have a hate boner for jet but legit what does he ever bring by involving himself in the tank, dude is boring as fuck and not even in proper character. The show needs new lead direction. I lose interest 80% of the time Jet shows up."
>>218783260incels? someone should tell women
>>218783212>>218783232
That stump has metal in it
lmao fuck this show
>half pound difference every time>uhhh yeah this shit is accuratelmao
>>218783244they're called cheese fries because they are cut into long thin fry-like shapes and dipped into a red tomato sauce.
can't wait to hear how much vicky weighs
Five fucking seasons and the wiggers STILL can't run challenges properly.
>>218783287yep and its because emma had it. wouldnt have counted otherwise
emma is going to eliminate bashir. This fucking sucks
>i finally get a good treatlol head
So the entire challenge is fucked because Jet is retarded?>durr this doesn't count, that doesn't count>teehee let's let this bitch win with this heavy stumpthe fuck
gay guys totally bitched out to the women for no reason
#FeedBingo is trending on X
imagine having a hanging hook weight meterwiggers without a set build inside a warehouse could never
goddammit
Jet, why the FUCK would you not rig this? Are you stupid? Emma having the bullet is the WORST thing you could do. Kill yourself you fucking retard.
uhhhhhhh yeah theres just like a stump thats just like an auto win
>>218783306Shut the fuck up jimmy
>counting the stumpobviously whoever has that is going to win jesus christ
>longhouse tank againoh my lord
>>218783306good one
Emma won easy. her stuff weighed 110lbs, james drakes weighed 89lbs
emma won
>>218783229how much did the bitchtank contestants weigh?
>>218783207this would’ve been better if there was a full cast and not any last minute options
>>218783281it's not 60lbs. jet just rigs the shit out of everything on the show so he can simp for some 5/10 pizza face. jet is genuinely fucking pathetic and the show is quite clearly dead nowwouldn't have happened if sam was still here, just saying
wigger math
>emma's stump that doesn't fit in the bag still counts
he's critiquing the tacos
you're mad Emma played the game
>>218783339>>218783341it's a gay show
>>218783328bitch is already malnourished and skinny as a stick, she's going to fucking keel over if they dont give her some MEAT
RIP Bashir
>>218783335uhh yeah and it only counts if the boring girl we like gets it uhh yeah ear. out.
>the stump counts
do they really need to work this out lol
I didnt think the stump was 60 lbs. How?
>james drake wanted to target bashir instead of emmayikers
>>218783363No one cares about this fat boomer
>no guys the stump doesn't count>oh the simpable mid has it?>yeah the stump counts, go home BashirBravo jet
>>218783355how the fuck can you rig that
science
>>218783364I'm just bored.
>jet enabling the longhouse once againSeason's a wash. Should've known it would be shit without Sam being involved.
emma chads, we eating good 2nite
why does the stump count and nothing else in the house?
>mfw the smartest fish in the house wins the elimination challenge by cunning, smarts, strategy and landon tier retards are surprised
Stop the count. Stump does not count
WHERE DID EMMA GET THE STUMP FROM
the meeting of minds
Do you genuinely believe that stick thin 90lb girl could lift a 70lb stump?
wtf why does the stump count?
the stump obviously always counted the guys were just faggots and let the bitches have it
>>218783399i feel the same way brother
>>218783396
Worthless dogshit challenge, worthless dogshit crew, worthless dogshit nontent fish.
rigged again
>>218783290>>218783244It's cheese fries like fries as a plural noun, by itself it's a "cheese fry" as in fried cheese, it becomes cheese "fries" when you cut it. It's some regional dialect branding from Wisconsin everyone else in the country would just call it cheesy bread or some bullshit, and mean "french fried potatoes with melted cheese" when saying "cheese fries" hence the confusion. Also he's retarded and can't even describe it properly despite eating it for every meal.An Anon found it in the thread at the time by looking up "cheese fries" "wisconsin" and then it was confirmed when he remembered the brand name (Portesi's).
EMMA - 108.6 POUNDS OF PLANT MATTERJAMES DRAKE 78.6 POUNDS OF PLANT MATTER
boooooooo
>>218783363kino. fuck this challenge i'm watching a fat fuck old guy critique tacos
congrats on thisi genuinely didnt think you could make a worse pile of shit than s4
was no one counting on emma weighting the fucking log?
well there goes james' plan
>>218783361It was in the bag at the final time
TOTAL FEMINIST VICTORY
>>218783391if you think a 100 lb girl like emma can pick up a 60lb tree stump i have a bridge to sell you
>>218783401Benleaks you forgot your name
>>218783057this should be on the dining room TV
why the fuck are they standing on the scale? LMAO THEY HAVE TI RIG IT DOR THE MEN- AGAINBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAFAIR COMPETITIONS HAHAHAHA
no more content
HEAD
another season ruined by the longhouse
They removed all the suspense from this shit by allowing the fucking stump
EMMAHASTHE ELIMINATION BULLET
>>218783383Emma is strong for her weight desu
>>218783399
James drake fate is sealed by a stump
>>218783450mfw allah saves bashir
>>218783417Production said it didn't when they first announced the challenge
stump really is stupid.
Haters mad
Why are they acting like the fish couldn't do that math in their heads? Everyone already knows emma won.
>>218783427crazy she only had like 40 if you don't count the stump
the next 2 days is going to be nontent.Perfect timing for the weekend, Jet you dumb fuck
>>218783467no, they didn't
>No tension>No kino>No steak
recycle >>218780968
WEIGH VICKY WEIGH VICKY WEIGH VICKY WEIGH VICKY WEIGH VICKY WEIGH VICKY WEIGH VICKY WEIGH VICKY WEIGH VICKY WEIGH VICKY WEIGH VICKY WEIGH VICKY WEIGH VICKY WEIGH VICKY
Who has the elimination cocklips tho?
A show about unfairness, gaslighting, and mentally wrecking people and yall are upset about a stump. QQFucking losers lmao
The boys were too respectfulFeminism is their downfallJames Drake is too niceBashir pussied outThey could have barged in and stolen the stumpThey fucked up
haha what if they give her a real gun
>>218783339maybe they should have gotten the immunity stump for themselves then?
>mints desperately astroturfing that actually it's a GOOD thing that emma won
>>218783441He turns off his name to samefag and pretend she has multiple fans
Seethe and get stumped faggots
>head is already back
>>218783401Her gross beady eyes would be cute to me if she didnt have a bf
>>218783481they said no furniture and no decorations from the jungle roomThe stump is a piece of furniture from the jungle room
>>218783493the men want Bashir out too and Bashir just gave up playingit's been fucking gay for days
>>218783473Jet thinks everyone is as retarded as he is
If she's smart, she won't remove a fish that produces content because the audience will hate her for it
Emma played the game and wonEveryone else.. got stumped
>>218783506>>218783472>>218783401The wiggerism is crazy
>>218782849she HAS to have a negroid in her blood not too far back. possibly grandparents
Shows over lmao
emma was 1 second away from blinding someone.
i love it when both chat and ftl get BTFO
good job wiggers!
>>218783530just win every challenge and it wont matter
>>218783523bashir and the guys were pussy faggoits dude they could have taken emma's shit you are being a baby
I hope Vicky gets shot in the eye
GOOD BYE BASHIRBYE BYEYOU LOSTSEE YA
this is actually pretty "kino"
Another season ruined by J*t
>>218780968>>218780968
Annisa will get to the last three by just being kind of nice
>>218783557It's amazing the wiggers didn't rig this. Fucking nontent garbage.
Why are people mad about emma?
>>218783314but it's a fucking pizza not cheesy fries
I know were angry about a lot of things right now, but can we talk about how JD is on his knees in the gayest way possible. Nigga's lined up like hes going to the glory hole.
>>218783401>mfw when I said this was gonna happen but no one gave me any (You) s
>>218783580his honor stopped him
>>218783580I agree, they could have, but the guys were also planning on taking the bed frames apart for wood planks, which is when production told them "no furniture or jungle room decorations"
holy shit, she is nailing this
EMMA, WE GAVE YOU THE WRONG GUN, YOU PULLED THE SELF-ELIMINATION TRIGGER
>>218783401>mfw Jet rigs the challenge for me
prod casually fucking up the rules to an elimination challenge and pretending they were actually planning it the entire time (again)
>>218783630kek
>>218783426thanks for the lore bro, I missed that part, appreciate the semantic breakdown
