Praise Michael edition >/ftl/ NEWS-- Vicky or Bashir are going home-- Michael >Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5prev: >>218779319
Who tf is michael
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>send Bashir home>Vicky (who threatened to leave AGAIN today) will just leave tomorrowNice show, jet. ANd no suspsense at all as you count "dirt". This should have happened off-camera in the basement. Nobody is excited for this elimination.
>>218780956>>218780956>>218780956use this first
Season 2 sucked, only troons liked it.
>>218781257*5
WOMEN WBASHIR L
>allah beaten by strong indnependent womenbravo
The watch bashir/mohamed is wearing is a casio F91w. It was popular among the taliban, it was heavily used to make IEDs. Bin Laden wore one too, you can check his pictures.
>>218781770What did bashir mean by this?
Fish voting = boring and gay friendtank
>>218781880so come up with something better.
Ban him, this larp has gone too far
>>218781748supple
bingo is beautiful
>>218781958>so come up with something better.I personally get to choose and have sex with whatever fish i want
post in the real thread you retarded faggots
>>218781257Everything about Fishtank sucks. If you want quality entertainment, this isn't it.
>>218781770I have one too. It's a good ass watch.
James Snake feeling nervous and trying to get in Emma's good graces now
>>218782113literally the most commonly worn digital watch in the world, stupidI've had like 7 of them in my life
>>218782611
head is talking about raping a retarded man and calling him his son
>>218782571>>218782603It's worn with a certain purpose here.It is a decent watch with poor quality straps.
>>218782801damn, that's how he got the first one.
LETTY IS LIVE AND MONITORING THE SITUATION
>>218783045yes, the purpose is having a simple watch with a long ass battery life that can survive some wear and tear
>>218783067link me
emma is very abi coded. blond, dresses like a whore for attention, prefers black people over white people
What store sells the cheese fries ? I cannot find a store.
>>218783187https://kick.com/lettyvision
>>218783067I cant wait til she shows up and scissors emma
>>218783200just order some fries from mr beast burger and melt your own cheese on top
moment of truth... Allah PLEASE save Bashir and get rid of Vicky the infidel...,,,...,,,
will she make the cut?
I want to kiss Emma's feet
>>218783233The portesi cheese fries.
>>218783241that was years ago broi see my abs...
Why does the stream keep crashing
>>218783236>>218783108>>218782603Muslims fucks that deserve to be genocided.
>memeboard price changenoooooooo
>>218783381shut up,shlomo
Its over for Bashir!
RIGGED BULLSHITHOW DOES THE STUMP COUNT
Vicky is MVP
Cool the nontent female gets to eliminate the only interesting person
Kill Mints
byeshir, harakiri on the way out
GO HOME BASHIRGO HOME BASHIRGO HOME BASHIR
>>218783464she's not eliminating vicky
>>218783451Yeah.... Kind of gay.
>stop pinging me! it clearly states in my linktree i only respond on onlyfans.com/abothestabo!
but why was sibble collecting the blue balls specifically?
I jerked off just in time
EMMA MOGS JIMMY
Why does today feel so low energy? Everyone seems kinda dead. is nobody eating?
why doesn't anyone care?
THEY SAID IT COULDNT BE DONEHATERS ARE LITERALLY SEETHING AND CALLING EVERY EMMA FAN SOME WEIRD NAMEFAG NAME LMAO
yall doubted our girl?
STUMPGATE
Absolute pussy cast for not even calling the stump into question when so much other excess plant matter didn't count.
Sam just posted this to his SNL account on Instagram. Surely this means he will show up tonight, right? https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774123055905862.mp4
well that seals the deal for this season unless some crazy twist happens
I don’t like the condescending way JD talks to the twins.
>>218783418I fucking hate you brownoids invading the west.
Welp, rip Bashir
This fucking sucks actually
>Nobody to entertain while they do wigger mathBring Sam back and give Bingo a fucking steak
PRAY FOR BASHIR
>Wiggers can finally run the show without being beholden to Sam's constantly changing and manic whims>Still can't properly plan or run a challenge with consistent rules.
I just woke up right nowwhat did i miss since this morning
bring back bashir as freeloader
>>218783522what's the song?
If bashir got that stump you would be soifacing
>>218783504so annoying when people complain about attention they obviously enjoy, i guess it's balanced by her being ugly and retarded
>>218783531israel isn't "the west", shlomo
it was actually get the stump challenge too bad lol
>>218783515>IT WAS REAL IN MY MIND
bashir bastards..... not like this...
Bashir didn't even try to fight back Deserved
Shoot jet
Emma blinds bam
james drake faggots........we lost..........
get on the train or get left behind /ftl/
METAL GEAR EMMA
Cry incels. Pretty princesses win again :)
>>218782503everyone is saying this
>>218783522No, he still owns Fishtank and is simply promoting it. He may show up at some point but don't count on it.
>>218783548If Bashir got the stump Jet would've told him it didn't count
bashbros it's been fun...
so fucking stupid
I could really go for a Wisconsin crunchy taco right about now. With a big cup of hot coffee.
someone post the gif of mizzy jumping up and down with simbal sitting
>forcing themselves to believe that emma is not totally nontent
First elimination, bros
cant wait to hear prerogative again
bashirs white gi is going to be ruined
jd is pissing me off with that faggoty obey shirt so bad
>PPV chooses this time to fuck upGoddamn Israelis
BYE BYE BASHIT
It's been an honor Bashirbuddies
>uhh actually you're not allowed to shoot the hos--i mean producer of the show>yeah so uhh that means uh emma actually you're going home tonight
FISHTANK - THE SHOW WHERE NONTENT ALWAYS WINS
guys is it alrady 7pm eastern where u live?
It's another rigged for girl season Yawn
>>218783547That's one of the Insane Clown Posse tracks but I don't know which one it is. Sorry.
>>218783581lmao this
>nontent wins the nontent challenge
>they actually behead bashid like an isis video
emma shoot jet please
she'll get Vicky screencap this
Dogshit challenge. Bad elimination. Fake poop.
please God let this man stay
EMMA WINSALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD
This has to be the most boring elimination day ever
what if she can't aim and shoots the wrong person on accident
>We'll never see the kino of you James Drake would vote for
They should replace the paintball gun with a real one after they're all blindfolded
>>218783624if she hits vicky I apologize
>White muslim thought he could beat a green life savior lol
>>218783608Fishtank canonically takes place 3 hours in the future
rip bashit never went full jihad
>>218783606who is that?
>another season ruined by jet letting a good contestant go home on a bullshit elimination
>>218783522i can't say for sure. doesn't look like he's going to show up but it does bode well for the rest of the season.
F
Bam cannot produce tension or a dramatic moment if his life depended on it
>>218783545Nah he's not a freeloader type.
>another micheal bakeim onto you bill.
>inb4 James Drake is goneMelty incoming
shes going to accidentally shoot james drake!
>ppv fucked up>have to watch on the site>retarded fucking paypiggers keep gifting paypig passes and the notifications dont auto disappearFucking retarded wigger website
>>218783515>>218783556>>218783628>>218783603It's a little dead for thislowest energy elim
jet has been watching too much walking dead
WHO IS HOSTING THIS SHOW?
>>218783624Higher chance of taking out james for his bold move last night
>>218783521even they know this shit suckswhy would you try after being told by the galaxy gasd up wiggers that the twins won?people have seen fishtank beforeleaving now when there’s a josie or burt tier contestant just makes sensewould be hilarious if the fish mass walkout
this is the most tense I've felt about an elimination in a long time
>>218783562>>218783564>>218783566>>218783569>>218783628strange emma astroturfing. i wonder who's behind this
>NONTENT WON
>>218783655F
Worst elimination of all time. Unclear retarded rules made up on the spot.
>the only content driver in the house gets eliminated
NONTENT ALWAYS WINS
>>2187836745 seasons in a row
>last minute, Emma shoots VickyI would get out of my chair and kneel
>really milk it bam, get all the content, draw out the result>you guys ready? EMMA IS THE WINNER>mfw bam is too retarded to last 20 seconds as host
>>218783677Emma has the opportunity to do the funniest thing here
>>218783672Fuck off, Mints
Twins just chilling in the back is so fucking funny.
>>218783677That's every elimination
FISHTANK: the GAY nontent show
>>218783670Yeah I’m worried she’s going to take James out, she knows he is a strong competitor
She's shooting Landon or Drake
>winner is so nontent she can't even talk loud enough to do this properly
>>218783606upload the set somewhere
THEY LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I SAID IF EMMA LEAVES IM DONEWHOS LAUGHING NOW AHAHHAAHAHA
Emma will redeem herself if she shoots JD or anissa
emma has a very annoying voice. she sounds and looks like a 13 year old
>>218783604how dare they?
>>218783677>Unclear retarded rulesThe rules were extremely clear
>>218783682HAHAHAHAHA! HELL HOUSE!
>the stump only counts if the person I like has itBravo Jet
>>218783674Was there any doubt?
shoot jet
this could have been such a good elimination if the rules were actually consistent and clearly set at the beginning of the challengecan't trust the wiggers to that though!
if emma shoots jd i will kneel
>PTZ only on BashirIts so over.
if she shoots them from that close that's fucked up
Most nontent gets to kick most content, nice.
>>218783690If she does anything but get Bashir out it's clearly rigged and they coached her
He did it again
>>218783688GOD PLEASE
How is this so boring
Jets going to fuck Emma isn't he
emmashoot jet with the paintball gun
she thinks landon is smart?
>>218783689
>>218783604I'm actually upset that he's going to die
wtf is landon's posture?
Humiliation ritual
last chance ill get to use this. no more bashir kino
Twins having cuddle times during this
>enduredWhy did she say strategic when it's just revenge?
>>218783705kill yourself she's leaving next elimination
this season is too predictable
I'll kneel if she shoots Vicky
just shoot vicky already
>>218783718She already said straight up she's eliminating bashir like 10 mins ago
Jimmy is screaming right now
>>218783677what part of the rules were unclear
>>218783649Abi
she is going to miss, thats way too far
>Don't you DARE leave PPV and go to somewhere else where the elimination is visible. I paid $100 for these admin powers. Now GIVE ME THE RESPECT I DESERVE.
SHE SHOT LANDON???
EMMA SHOULD SHOOT BAM
>>218783699going to be the mooslim
this shit is so gay. wow i love u all guys arent we just a big happy famiwy!?! fuckin losers known each other for less than 7 days and havent been through shit
Why do I have a boner rn
Name another fish who could move like this (you can't)
EMMA DECIDES THE ACTION
>>218783757wtf, looks nothing like her
RIP
>>218783716I don't even care about the challenge or who goes home, but the elimination day itself has nothing going on, no tension, no entertainment value, fucking nothing
i'm scared bros...
>Emma is literally the most dangerous in the tank and is gonna own everyone now LOL
bashirbros...
READYAIMFIRE
Yawn
the death of season 5
vicky I BEG
NONTENT WINS AGAIN!ITS OVERITS OVERITS OVERITS OVERITS OVER
jet neptune dies tonight
>>218783739I’m watching letty
Nontent no conflict house yaaaaas
what is the cameraman doing
>She misses
Emma no you bitch he's content JD KILL JD GAY
lmfao
complete nontent
Jet let the simpable mid eliminate the strongest fish because he wants to fuck her
>>218783760you can tell this kwaboty got bullied in school
kino
>>218783781agreed
ALLAH INTERVENE
>Take your time, think about it >Please dont kick the content
rip bashir brothers
FUCK THIS SHITTY LONGHOUSE BULLSHIT
bashir feeling right at home
>>218783504>tee hee stooooopppp you guuysss
Bingo cares so much about what’s happening.
>>218783820fucking hate this show
me in the back
Are they gonna play the Muslim chant before she shoots?
this is so coolBASED EMMA SHOT RIGHT AWAYSTONECOLDKILLER
Based Jet adding tension
DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH
We are gonna need a vibe repair after this
>show is dead
>forgot to fill the paintball gunFUCKING WIGGERS
I want to see this KWAB splat on the pavement
she turns and shoots bongo in the side of the head at point blank
welpthanks emma you fuckin retard
JD THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE HIM LMAO
RIP season 5
It was a shit show anyway.
BASHIR IS OUT HAHAHAHAHATAKE THAT SAND MONKEYS
Allah, why
Show is fucking dead.
NOOOOOOO
that was pretty kino. too bad a nontent female didn't get kicked.
Longhouse bros... We fucking won.
Come on man... I hated him day 1, but the guy is content.
>ok, this was a test elimination, nobody is going homeI kneel
worst case scenario
RIOT
>>218783820Yup. Bullshit
Gay. Fuck you Jet. Kill yourself faggot.
That's what happens when you believe in magic sky daddies.theists stay cucked.
HAHAH MUZZIE DOWN LMAO WE FUCKING OWNED THAT SHITSKIN WORSHIPER AM I RIGHT FELLOW CHRIST KINGS!!!
MUDRAT DOWN
That bit fucking sucked, you can tell it was forced thru by Bam
The stump is so fucking stupid
AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAMUSLIMS AND BROWNS L FUCK YOU ALL
FUCK THIS GAY FAGGOT SHIT FUUUUUUCCK
RIP SEASON 5
>>218783875jet and ben are such fake fucking pathetic simps
THIS FUCKING SUCKS
KILL JET NEPTUNE WITH HAMMERS
MUSLIM CODDLETANK IS OVERYIPEEEEE
gayest elimination yet
i thought he couldn't hug women
5TH SEASON IN A ROWJET NEVER LEARNSA 3 WEEKS OF NONTENT AHEADITS OVERITS OVEROVER
HAHAHAHAHA YOU LOSERSYOU HATED ON EMMA AND NOW YOU ARE HATING ON YOURSELVES HAHAHAHAHAOUR GIRL KEEPS SPARKLING~~~
WHERES HIS POEM
THE LONGHOUSE ENDURES
>I hope you can come out again sometime. What did Bingo mean by this?
kickkikes are not happy!
Likeness of Bashir rejoining a day later as a freeloader? I say 80%
Nontent wins again.
IT'S SO OVER
GET FUCKED YOU SELF RIGHTEOUS PRICK
>>218783867yeah the fake and gay show is done, even though i hated bashir he was the only one being real when it came to the competitive side
Bullshit. I’m converting to Islam now.
This is Bashit's fault for not doing anything and just giving up like a cuck
welp, I was kinda following the show, now I can completely stop watching it. Thanks jet
Entire season flushed down the toilet because Jet is retarded and makes up rules on the spot to simp for girls he wants to fuck
Women ruin the show again
that proves islam is bullshit
Hope you like the Emma and Twins final :)
bashir never learning everyoen wanted to kill him
JD STILL IN AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
yeah eliminate the most interesting fish who is the most willing to act and make content that will make this more fun to watchi think ill buy a season pass
SHOULDA SHOT JETSHOULDA SHOT JETSHOULDA SHOT JET
>>218783879Legitimately, the only way this could have been worse is if it was Vicky shooting and gloating about it.
God is dead
>bashir walks downstairs>angie and jobe walk upstairsYour honest reaction?
hes supposed to be dead he cant talk
>>218783900retarded postjust a dogshit challenge
>allah's plan for bashid was go on on the worst season of fishtank and be the first one eliminatedKek
>they rig the competitionsyou cry>the let the players playyou cryMAKE UP YOUR MINDS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
I’m sad !! I’m gonna cut myself
JAMES WAS GOING TO ELIMINATE EMMA BUT PRODUCTION RIGGED IT FOR THE WORST OUTCOMEPRODUCTION LJET L BEN LBAM L
Bashtards, it's been an honorI'm out
EMMABOYS WHERE U AT
why are they all acting like friends? this is legitimately so fake and gay i cant watch anymore. Im out.
Why didn't he go full jihad again? Dude did nothing to win
EVERY SINGLE PERSON NAMED EMMA IS A FUCKING CUNT
>>218783917Lol sound like a fag
NONTENT ALWAYS WINS BABY BORINGTANK LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAN I GET A VIBE REPAIR WEEK??
i'm crying and slobbering all over myself
there goes the content
>>218783878>1 hour from now they announce a new freeloader...>call to prayer blasts through the speakersI kneel
so fucking grim niggers
>>218783920100% he got pushed to do something but he refused to
James drake will be the one to take emma down
Damn Mohammed BTFO
Allah bros? What does this mean???
who is ready for epic pizza and vibe repair tonight guys!
>>218783925Brotank when?
>>218783935I close the tab and get drunk
>wood counts as plant matter because jet wants to fuck emma
>>218783937uhh so the stump counts because the girl we like got it
Nontent time woooohoooooo
Smoking on that bashir pack
>don't be a fagwtf i want bash back now
Season 5 was shit while it lasted and now it's officially over. ENJOY YOUR BBC PORN FAGGOTS. NICE LONGHOUSE SHOW WHERE THE BEST CONTESTANTS ARE ELIMINATED BECAUSE GUESS WHO RUNS IT A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS. FUCK FISHTANK AND FUCK YOU JET. I HOPE EMMA GETS FUCKING STRANGLED TO DEATH
Yep its over
Most nontent fish kicks most content fish, season is over. Take a moment to close your eyes and imagine what this season would be like if Emma left and Bashir stayed. Imagine a James vs Bashir finale.
Nontent wonFishtanks destiny is mediocrity
>>218783935>jobenever could understand why people liked that inbred wigger retard
>>218783939The rigged the game and then let the players play. They managed the worst of both worlds.
im gonna make fun of bashir so hard if he dares to fucking step in these threads
>>218783935closing this shit
>>218783893>Bashir is probably genetically the whitest man in the US, pure swede>"lol fuck shitskin lelelo"??????
meh. he didn't really try.
Why Allah have you forsaken me
>>218783950ramadan buff was over
the longhouse won in the end
TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY TOTAL LONGHOUSE VICTORY
Quit whining guys, Burt is coming in today or tomorrow anyway
bashir will return for fishtank all stars
>>218783906hes the justic trudeau of fishtank, he lies about everything, disingenuous person
DEUS VULTDEUS VULTDEUS VULTDEUS VULTDEUS VULTDEUS VULT
EMMA WILL PAY FOR THIS... HELL HOUSE NOW
>>218783961Nope, she'll take him out next because he's a fucking retard. Fuck that faggot, fuck the whole tank aside from the twins.
Let this be a lesson: never be eccentric, people will hate you for it.
What kind of third world site is Kick?
Would have been funny if she ran away with the gun and shot Head in the head
CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY TIME
sad
I don't see how this doesn't negatively impact the enjoyability of the show in a drastic, negative way.
SERIOUS VIBE REPAIR NEEDED JET GET THE PIZZA AND BEER
And stream closed and unbookmarked. Fuck you Jet. She's not gonna let you hit you fat faggot
ok so now we can finally get the 6 new fish right?
>>218783971stump counts because it was a shit challenge
KUFARS WON>KUFARS WONKUFARS WON>KUFARS WONKUFARS WON>KUFARS WONKUFARS WON>KUFARS WONKUFARS WON>KUFARS WON
Kiwifarms wonMudslimes lost
>>218783961He's the Fishtank protagonist
You're so disincentivised from being heel. It's within your best interest to be wholesome chungus
>I think you're gonna do really well in lifeBitch like you know the first thing about doing well in life
APOLOGIZE
>>218783980bashir chose to become notnent
bashir's cardinal sin was leaving up to god what has been placed in the hands of man
>>218783923bitchtank vibes
>>218783935
Epic Emma is the main f*cking character
ALLAH KNOWS BEST SUBHANALLAH
Imagine crying at production when he didn’t even try to win
>>218783939IT WAS A BORING ELIMINATIONWHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTANDWE LISTENED TO HEAD YAP AND THEN THEY DID FUCKING MATH
Yaaaaaaay friendtank forever!!!
things Emma has done so far:>kick content>cry>>
produnction casually fucking up the rules to an elimination challenge and pretending they were actually planning it the entire time (again)
>>218783935head would actually kill jobe if he got fucked with the way that jeff did
>>218783970>guys do NOT put the bedframes in the bags they are not plant matter
>james drake ignored the warnings of emmahope he wakes up now
Post yfw Emma/JD final two
>>218783939>goomba fallacy in 2026kekChallenges mattering is a good thing.Now we know that stakes are actually high for the fish and production won't try to interfere.
The matriarchy always wins.
Post yfw you have given Jet Neptune a grand total of $0.00 and 0 views (only watching on PPV)
>>218783925fishtank meta for future seasons (if they exist) will be getting rid of the women asap
Jet is such a faggot
>>218783999Grim
BEHEAD THE WIGGERS.
begin nontent, twins will be voted off next so no point in watching anymore
men btfo
James Drake will murder Emma next. Trust the plan
>>218783918he didn't even try to do the challenge and fucked himself over before they changed it so that was retarded
>>218783935yes, replace content with nontent
so uhhhhhhhm uhh yeah there was like a stump that like is an auto win and nothing else matters
Fuck you mohamed !!!I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
>>218784033>Says nothing an entire week and just shows her ugly fucking face in the cameraAmazing
>He thought Allah and Islam was reallol!
I liked Bashir but he had all the opportunity today to do a play and steal plant matter and just refused
>we have to deal with another week of vicky and emmathis is fucked up beyond belief
>>218784024cunt deserves to die
He had a good week
>>218783961i dont care now.
>>218783947THAT'S MY FUCKING GIRL
>>218784001I think how that it’s no longer Ramadan it isn’t as important to him
shut up jet you faggot serb
do you guys enjoy watching content get cucked so jet gets to larp as weinstein/epstein? jet literally said the log doesn't count when the challenge started and changed it when he found out james was going to kick emma.
>>218784045
I strongly condemn the islamophobic actions of Emma.
>>218783984
YAY GOOOO ROOOOOOM!
>blue paintball instead of redthe wiggers are so fucking retarded holy shit
>>218783884He was just too performative about it. Eve the twins felt like he was patronizing them
>>218784011yeah cause it's alright pretty boring
how is a stump not plant matter?yall got fleeced by the strategic mind of a based girl lol
Fuck off Jet this is easily the worst season so far
CHRIST IS KING
lol this show is dead
Bashir just gave up at the end and let them have the stumpHe's leaving because he wouldn't smash the door down
HELLO FRIENDTANK, MY OLD FRIENDI'VE COME TO TALK WITH YOU AGAINBECAUSE A VISION SOFTLY CREEPINGLEFT ITS SEEDS WHILE I WAS SLEEPINGAND THE VISION THAT WAS PLANTED IN MY BRAINSTILL REMAINSWITHIN THE SOUND OF NONTENT
GOO ROOM
Look at the bright side, now he can be with his wives, walk them to school and such
>1st elimination
why did they fucking rig it when at least there would have been some suspense with Drake
>>218784045Please no
PUT BASHIR IN THE NEW ROOMLET EMMA BE THE ONE TO OPEN THE DOOR
>>218784044>>218784056i'm sure he understands how easily that could've been him
angie is hiding under mints desk
james drake avenge your bro
kneel
>eliminating bashir
ok, now let's watch jet again
Yeah... I'm thinking another vibe repair.
>>218784062its an online poop show. relax.
>Allah didn't save him.....
>>218784056its already too late tf are u talking about bashir is out
>beheads the first muslim on fishtank
>>218784093you are completely retarded. go back to hasan bitchboy
doing interviews in the basement is so stupid. they should be UPSTAIRS TALKING TO THE FISH AND ASKING THEM HOW THEY FEEL.Sam would be with the fish talking with themactually a complete L
>JD stays and yaps >Vicky will walk away in like 12 hours>Emma will continue to be nontent Amazing
>>218784070He did, but then he dropped the ball hard at the end
it's like the opposite of peyton eating the elimination chocolatejet gifted emma the winner's stump
>>218784088>>218784073>based girlget's kiked on the daily thougbeit
>lets let the contestants decide who to eliminate!
>>218784029This. He took his hands off the wheel and crashed.
>vicky is leaving tomorrow anyway
HOW CAN SHE STUMP??
eliminations as a concept are just dumb.
"season 5 before bashir was eliminated" is the new "season 2 before cole was kicked"
Vicky won.
How was that a strategic decision?He is disliked by everyone and would've been high on any upcoming elimination + has principles that would've fucked up him over later on regardlessShe picked him because she doesn't like himBoring chick. Hope she goes next
>>218784068This bitch is so caked in makeup to not look Asian, very fake
THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME>THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOMETHE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME>THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOMETHE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME>THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOMETHE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME>THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOMETHE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME>THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOMETHE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME>THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOMETHE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME>THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOMETHE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME>THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME
>emma worked really hardliterally carried by the stump btw
>>218784102Because they are legitimately retarded. Even if Drake killed Bashir it would've been okay.Jet needs to kill himself.
IF WOMEN LOSTWHY DO WE GIRLS FEEL SO GOOD WINNINGMOIDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>218784048In it since S1, won't pay a dime ever, never have.
We need a vibe repair tonight, open up the video game room and order a pizza.
>>218784116poop isn't even allowed
fucking STUMP is not fair and square
>the girl who played a hard game eliminates the guy who gave up and was begging to be eliminatedand you cry?
EPIC EMMA W EPIC EMMA W EPIC EMMA WEPIC EMMA W
>doesn't do the classic elimination stump bit via Vance>eliminates main character>nontent remainsGORANIAN
>no cheating teehee>hey, don't touch that cactus or any of the furniture!>no, you can't use the stump or any of the wood!>no water>oh, m'lady has the stump? you won m'lady!
>>218784093thats just on kick. $400 an hour.
>>218784123>Sam would be with the fish talking with themthis isn't true. a lot of fishtank fans have this weird misconception that sam put effort into the show. he barely gave a fuck outside of season 1.
How does Jet let the fucking content go every single time?Fuck Jet
>>218784067i have a feeling the gay staff uses the "maintenance" shutdowns to feed lines and script to the contestantsthis is all so fucking gay and fake and tiresome holy SHIT
What a dogshit fucking show. Piece of shit Goran needs his head lopped off.
The real demon ruling the house
Bashir said he would try to evade the bullet what happened
Why didn't Emma shoot the twins? They have the best shot at winning right now.
jet acting like hes so sad to see bashir go fake fuck faggot
>emma played the best and won
great now vicky is going to dominate the house with her dumb shit
>the vibes are gonna come up tonightVibe repairbros... we won
LOVE YOU EMMAFUCK MOHAMED, GO JIHAD SOMEWHERE ELSE.
>>218784164guy not paying attention to the dynamics of the houseexpect nontent
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New room tonight! Bar number two! Good vibes only, pizza buffet, and an on call masseuse!
>not our game>won fair and squarefucking retarded nigger nobody thought the tree stump counted
>>218784094He lost because he didn't attempt anythingJet pulled him aside and told him he has ten minutes to do something and he did nothingThis is like if sam pulled aside drench in s4 and told her to do something because elimination night was boring and she DIDN'T go on to lead the rape of angieBashid leaving is bashid's faultIt's that shrimple
>>218784148EAR.OUT.
dont worry guys the vibes are coming up tonight
BREAKING: IRAN HAS VOWED VENGEANCE FOR BASHIR
How would /ftl/ decide eliminations? What is the actual good way to do this?
>VIBE REPAIR NIGHT, 6th day in a rowFUCK YES!!!
YOUCONTROL THEACTION
>>218784164>the gameYou're baiting but "the game" is the worst aspect of this show
What does she do?
Stay madEmma just has that strategy broWhat was Bashir's strategy? Scare the hoes a few times and then get henpecked into doing nothing at the end?
>Bashir raids everyone>Jet starts seething, changes the rules>Bashir loses>"Yeah... He could've like raided or something but he didn't"Bravo Jet
>stumps your patriarchy
we're smoking on bashir pack
stumping on these haters
log wasnt even in her bag.
why didn't Emma shoot Simbal?
bashir got shot but he still dodged a massive bullet by not having his 2 giant ass suitcases full of collectors items destroyed
worst possible outcome
if he doesnt fuck their shit up before he leaves he deserved to lose
>>218784208>You control the actionthey should have done an audience poll to determine if the stump was valid or not
>>218784172dude the viewership is abysmal this season.a youtube restreamer had 1600 viewers and the official website had 900 when vicky was doing the kratom purification
>>218784189Vicky said she wants to go homeShe's pulling a Meg and will literally leave by tonight
>PUT BASHIR IN THE NEW ROOM>LET EMMA BE THE ONE TO OPEN THE DOORPUT BASHIR IN THE NEW ROOMLET EMMA BE THE ONE TO OPEN THE DOOR>PUT BASHIR IN THE NEW ROOM>LET EMMA BE THE ONE TO OPEN THE DOORPUT BASHIR IN THE NEW ROOMLET EMMA BE THE ONE TO OPEN THE DOOR>PUT BASHIR IN THE NEW ROOM>LET EMMA BE THE ONE TO OPEN THE DOORPUT BASHIR IN THE NEW ROOMLET EMMA BE THE ONE TO OPEN THE DOOR>PUT BASHIR IN THE NEW ROOM>LET EMMA BE THE ONE TO OPEN THE DOORPUT BASHIR IN THE NEW ROOMLET EMMA BE THE ONE TO OPEN THE DOOR
>>218784132The only downside to Emma is her taking Jewish cock and having black features
>>218784182Fuck was he suppose to do, sense it coming?
so it's another jet fucks the contestants season? emma isnt even hot
Witness, the death of Fishtank Season 5
Imagine going downstairs for an hour just to work out how to fucking weigh shit, instead of working out how to rig the fucking challenge.NOBODY CARES WHO WINS. Everybody wants content.
CONTENT:>Landon>Vicky>Head>Bingo and Bongo>Bashir (ELIMINATED)>Charity (ELIMINATED)>Bezos (ELIMINATED)NONTENT>AnissaANTI-CONTENT>JD>Emma
guess that challenge really had bashir stumped
>>218784102yeah that would've actually been a million times more fun if it was him, even if he still picked Bashir
>JD STILL INJD STILL IN >JD STILL INJD STILL IN >JD STILL INJD STILL IN >JD STILL INJD STILL IN >JD STILL INJD STILL IN >JD STILL INJD STILL IN >JD STILL INJD STILL IN >JD STILL INJD STILL IN
>no conestant who was majority hated had ever won fishtank
stop watchingsam is a fucking retard for continuing to pay the wiggers to make this heap of garbage
WHERE DID SHE GET THE STUMP FROM
>Played the best and won>Had a log the boys were told didn't count after being told all the wood in their room didn't count>A log which weighed basically as much as the majority of plant matter in the house>All she had to do was sit in a room all day because the boys didn't even know a nuke was in playIt doesn't matter cause Im sure James still would have shot Bashir put don't piss on my leg and call it rain.
>>218784180*stream
>>218784212winning
>>218784119Allah knows what's best for Bashir. If Allah had willed it, he would have won
>>218784213go away mints
I guess you could say Bashir got... stumped
get ready for some insane astroturfing with everyone hating bashir
>>218784233
BEST CONTESTANT IN FISHTANK HISTORY
Glad to see the mudslime going home. Dude wouldn't ever sit at the bar and get drunk chatting about internet stuff with everyone elseWhat a LOSER! Can't wait for the kino vibes and comfy bar chats tonight!
Man that was so crazy when what everyone expected to happen happened, but for me it was the build up being Head fucking yapping for an hour. Doesn't get much more entertaining than that am I right Fishtank bros
>>218784252Until now
>>218784241my best guess is emma is one of ellies friends or something?
>>218784212She won the challenge
>>218784223true
In a days-long challenge, you don't make a big move until the final day. Bashir did it to himself.
bashir shouted this outhttps://saif.systems/i had a muzzy friend say he was involved in this but i have no idea what it is
>>218784197doesnt matter, james drake wouldve shot bashir toothe infidels fear the power of allah
>>218784246>content: landonrope nigger
>boys are told the stump doesn't count>emma brings it anyway>it counts nowfuck you jet
Sam would've thrown out Bashir day 1 for "worshipping demons" or wouldn't even let him be castJet > Sam
Damn man, Bashir definitely grew on me and him leaving before emma or icky is wild.
Honest question: how does this stupid fucking retard do this show for 5 seasons and never once realize that letting a fish decide who goes home is ALWAYS a horrible idea? And then he blames it on the fish anyway instead of his incompetence as a showrunner?
Of course modern 4cuck sides with the mudslime
THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME>THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOMETHE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME>THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOMETHE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME>THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOMETHE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME>THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOMETHE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME>THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOMETHE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME>THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOMETHE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME>THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOMETHE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME>THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOMETHE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME>THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOMETHE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME>THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOMETHE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME>THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOMETHE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME>THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOMETHE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME>THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOMETHE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME>THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOMETHE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME>THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOMETHE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME>THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOMETHE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME>THE WORST GAYEST BORING MOST NONTENT FAG WENT HOME
>the gameThe game where you have Bam and his faggot friend running fake scripted content all day? That "game"?
>>218784212collect one stump that carries her to victory
Jet should have said stump doesn't count and made Drake choose SINCE DRAKE ORCHESTRATED THE ENTIRE FUCKING THINGFUCK I HATE JET
>>218784196High ceilings and hardwood floors too so the audio is cancer!
THAT WASN'T A REAL ELIMINATION. THE REAL ELIMINATION IS AT 7PM
wtf is this?https://saif.systems/
stump mogged
jet cam summary:>bashir eliminated, emma won fair and square>new room tonight, stay tuned>starving bingo is "super funny"
>>218784206Literally STOX
emma mogs
JOSIETJHALEY BURTEMMA
quitting the season AGAIN. something is fucked up with the mechanics
the only content that matters is after dark anyway
Let's be honest, it didn't matter who won between emma and james, bashir was going home regardless
Can they eliminate Bongo next so I can stop watching?
>>218784257dont zagnut in my tub and call it shit
Super strategic to remove some sperg instead of head of house and frontrunner James Drake. Did they actually say at some point that they can't use the stump?
At least this means I’m not going to be invested in this any further
>>218784294MAURO IS GOING HOME?????TURN THE TV ON
>>218784293he is probably whiter than you
>>218784255Who's sam? The host's name is Bam
>>218784241Emma will be posting on 4chan post season
Dont forget that when Vicky was the only fish in the house she did such a loud shit in the hallway bathroom that you could hear it on foyer cam
>>218784283just go jihad and grab the 70lb bag bro, you will be able to hide it bro
>>218784206Challenges, no immunity
Bashir was kind of content, but let's not pretend he was a Freddy and carrying the show. Still kind of sucked.JD should have gone
>>218784294your nose is showing
>>218784315It didn't, but James would have at least been mildly tense.
>>218784315Drake would have shot Emma
indian webdev status?
best timeline
>>218784320shes a stupid little girl
Vicky will walk by tomorrow because of like her family dude
Behead Jet Inshallah
>>218784206Just rig it for fun, who cares
>>218784324Post hands mudslime
Are you praying with him bros
emma is honestly retarded for not going for james drake there
>Creed
I was on the edge of my seat watching Ben do fucking math bros holy shit
TOTAL EMMA LOVE
>>218784337>if you don't like muslims you're a jewthe world doesn't work like that ahmed
>>218784334the problem is it should've been emma or anissa who have done absolutely nothing this first week
Nontent wins
>>218784290>my fake jewish religion is better than your fake jewish religionabrahamics crack me up
>>218784283>chimps out and self-destructs>becomes hated instantly by everyone around themguess he really is a true muslim
Emma needs to cool her jets and fade into the background if she can now.
>>218784320>Did they actually say at some point that they can't use the stump?Of course they did, but then they forgot about it because Emma's whole plan revolved around it.
>>218784306fuck you jet starving a retard anorexic is just cruel
>>218784337>these anti-whitesare based because they hate kikes tooyou'll never be white
>>218784293Islam is the last surviving warrior ethos in the world, naturally high test white men too will be attracted to itdon't get mad, little niggo
THERE GOES MY HERO
>pray 20 times a day to allah>immediately losekek
>>218784212carried by others to win challenges
>>218784376Don't worry she's done that all week
I'm glad they got rid of the guy who's grandfather built modern day Iran for the trailer trash thot, if I had to pick an interesting person for fishtank it would be the dime a dozen thot
>>218784206challenges and the worst performer/loser gets kicked, just like they did in s1
>>218784334They have plenty of unhinged freeloaders to balance things out. Losing Batshit Bashir early does suck content wise but what can ya do
>>218784212Win through blatant production favoritism
>>218784206idk maybe dont set it up so the fish are punished for playing the actual game It's Simbal all over again. The guy who actually plays the game gets kicked by the couch potatos. It's why I'm never giving this faggot show money. FUCK YOU JET KILL YOURSELF NIGGER YOUR FATHER WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU
>Jet killed rip
BUT IN THE END IT DIDN'T EVEN MATTER
bashir was the closest thing to a fish I could root for this season. this sucks. it's like jet cant decide whether he wants to make the show good or virtue signal how fair he is when he clearly isnt being fair on an inherently unfair show.
>the twins gave me this key:'(
Emma enthusiasts it's time to invest in her stox
>>218784302Schizo mudslide shit
Not that I doubt it, but can anyone give me why this was "rigged" in Emma's favor?
>>218784373kek this
Fuck you all browns
Bashid did like two things total and then bitched out when it matteredHe became a nontent fish in the endHe shall not be missedInshallah
>>218784385o7
That was the worst tense moment of fishtank, we didn't even get Drake as a shooter for something unexpected to maybe happen. Fuck the wiggers and fuck Bam and this gay fake tense mtv fishtank
Bashir as a sharkDo it production
who is ready to see the twins get kicked next elimination?
emma has mogged the tank
>>218784388Allah saved him from a worse fate
>>218784388he did what he came there to do
Yo I havent been watching they said elimination at 7, wtf happened?
>>218784343>the site im using to steal paid content isn't working optimally!!!get over it
>>218784409It wasn't Emma won fair and square
>>218784392happens every season. production are pathetic simps
couldnt stand this asshole and im glad hes gone. he was a good first week villain though
>>218784409She put an entire fucking stump in her bag which no one else was allowed to do
>>218784394>challenges and the worst performer/loser gets kicked, just like they did in s1What?>Disability challenge>Wetard Jon somehow losesHow does a literal retard lose a diability challenge?!~?!?!?
>>218784409Jet told the guys you can’t use anything in the jungle room but Emma was allowed to use the stump.
>>218784402this is photoshopped, his head is way bigger
>>218784409It wasn't, it was just a shit boring elimination but people default to the same old complaint
>>2187844142 more things than everyone else in the house combined
>>218784419uhh we're kind of shaken up from all this that was really intense huh, anyways, keep watching till the end hahaha
>>218784420>shark
>>218784045It's gonna fucking happen
>>218784409They said the stump didn't count, but then it did when Emma had it.
>>218784414stfu retard not watching your coddletank
reminder that Drake wouldn't have gone for Bashir. For days he's been saying he won't tell the cameras who he going to go after. Bashir was just a decoy to get all the bags from the girls. production rigged it for the worst possible outcome because they didn't have faith
PPV IS FUCKING DEAD
>>218784412Emma's /ourgirl/ I hope she does blacked scenes though
>>218784409They told the boys not to take the log because it doesn't count, and then Emma came into the room later and built her whole strategy around it.
Was James Drake in 2nd place? Bashit was gone either way lol
>>218784437because he didn't even put effort in and completely gave up, people who don't put effort in should get kicked, not the person who won dislikes
>>218784406BASHIR YOU FOOL THAT WAS THE IMMUNITY KEY
so what is the optimal strategy of not being eliminated this season? being a docile non threat nontent faggot?
>>218784290Sam teared up eliminating Simbal who had an om symbol tattooed on his arm
>>218784409because it was a prop.
>>218784409>Bashir enacts a winning strategy >Jet gets mad>Changes the rules>Says the stump doesn't count>Simpable mid gets the stump>Suddenly it counts >Bashir sent homeJet didn't like him and wanted him gone
>>218784315I think there was a decent shot that he would've picked emma or vicky. either way we didn't know so it would've actually been so it would've been more interesting
>>218784450Bashid is coddled
>>218784425you got cucked by jet
HE'S ABOUT TO KILL HIMSELF
concept of fairness is out the window the moment stox give immunity and production is able to manipulate it
I was okay with Emma but the way she took out the content contestant even after he had a heart-to-heart with her has just made me despise her
>>218784409jet said the jungle room shit doesn't count, but then counted it anyway
He should have chosen to go out with a bang. Disappointing.
enjoy the emma astroturfed show
>>218784459pretty much
>>218784459yea
Good song choice by production
this departure is kino
>>218784373This is why 4chan is dying.
cry tank
>>218784421i wish they'd just walk out of this shitshow
>>218784402ki adi mundi lookin ass
>>218784459same as every season
>>218784373Sam is not even properly religious, I don't think he's ever read the bible or stepped into a church, the man doesn't even pray in all likelihood, wouldn't know howwith him it's just his own mortality salience with age turning him neurotic - it's the male equivalent of suddenly turning to crystals and angel numbers
I feel nothing and don’t care who wins I guess the twins or Landon? Maybe Anisha
>>218784373Being a larpagan in 2026 is grim.
>>218784452He fucking said Vicky was going, that meant Emma. Now we'll never know, will we?Thanks Jet, for another boring nontent season.
>Allah, thank you for failing me in this time of need
>>218784306i didn't hear him say the last part, but I also wouldn't doubt it
>>218784422>talks about everyone in present tense>Landon is last, starts talking about him in past tense>shoots Bashir
>>218784488Bongo is too thirsty for internet fame.
>>218784459aka the josie/tj strategy
>twinniggers are no longer safetick tock coddled retard bitches
>>218784397You can not let the fish decide what happens because it’s a popularity contest and not a “I get to choose that I win” contest
someone in the fucking basement chat ask jet why he said the tree stump doesn't count, but let it pass for emma?
>>218784483Are you also a female?
Vance should be ashamed he is still working on this reality tv bullshit
THE MUSLIM SAMURAI FEARS THE COALBURNER
>>218784459That’s every season unfortunately
let me guess, the entire day will be this elimination and nothing else will happen
>does a strategy that would secure his spot>Jet changes the rules>does the best he can and secures a win for James so it's the best chance he has to not get removed, still a 50/50>Jet changes the rules to give the win to the woman who wants him goneLiterally nothing he could have done
>>218784462Sam wouldn't know what it isif somebody had told him about it on twitter, he would've raged out
>>218784459erm... what the spruce?
>>218784516stox are manipulated by production, they will always be immune
trust the plan brosits all priced inthings have never been more advantageous
>>218784519Ear out. It's priced in.
>>218784459Who were the winners of S1 and S2 again?
>>218784519He wants to fuck emma, he doesn't want to fuck the boys
>>218784525Of course!
Only just got back from work>just missed elimination Fuck man
>>218784519usual simp activities from production
>>218784519Because Jet intends to fuck Emma later, don't be selfish
>>218784525Don't worry they've got a new room opening up! Stay tuned for faggottank!
>>218784409BECAUSE JET WANTS TO FUCK EMMA YOU RETARD
>>218784519yes he said it didnt count originally
>>218784459being female
Bam Margera fucked Marky Thompson.
>all the paypigs crying about "content" going home>didn't pump his stock to give immunitycurious
This is just fuckin lame
>>218783504she ate Jet's unwashed asshole
At this rate the finale will be Anissa vs Emma
>>218784528the wiggers probably thought emma was going to fake out and eliminate vicky
done with this shit season fuck jet fuck /ftl/ fuck bam
Landon now wins Fishtank.
>>218784469I wanted Bashir gone but not Emma to be the one to choose.
sucks bashir is going for real
>>218784525>nothing else will happenThe only thing interesting in the first week has been Vicky's insane rambling at 3am after drinking like 12 beers.
i see emma is going to be the next production bike
>>218784525They'll open up a video game room or something but don't worry it all ends up in sitting around
>>218784528Drake should have made the decision If he has shot Bashir that would be a character arcIf he shot Emma so that would also be itAt least it would have made sense and gave tension as a 50/50Giving the choice to the bitch who didn't do anything was the worst move
>>218784464bingo bongoBashir showed hints of shit testing Jet like Jin did, he'd been seething about Bashir ever since
>>218784542fear not it was fucking lame and dragged out when we've known the result for days
god willed it
Thank God we can go back to cozy friend tank with no gameplay because we have now set the president that trying to play the game gets you voted out. Yayyyy get those girls more beer!! Bitchtank is back! And video games on the way :D
>>218784579>>218784579
>>218784558hot af
>>218784528classic fishtank
>>218784459Yes. It's not even a conscious choice really, Jet is just so bad at running shows he always rigs it in this direction by accident.
bashir singlehandedly making this exit kino is proof enough that he should have stayed
>>218784555The immunity was granted like 4 days ago
>>218784555You don't know what you've got til it's gone
>>218784555He didn't start doing fun stuff until the fucking challenge, which was after the immunity bullshit.Imagine kicking off the 4th most popular fish.
If Sam was there this show wouldn't fucking SUCK right now
>>218784555To be fair by the time the twins had already been granted immunity he wasn’t being interesting yet. He woke up when the tree challenge was finally introduced
>>218784528it's funy because jet probably thought he was helping
>>218784542You missed a fake rage from Head, and that's it, bashirs gone, longhouse tank incoming, get ready for an overreliance on freeloaders again
>>218784459Having a warm wet hole between your legs Jet can put his wiener in after your mandatory streamer bootcamp
does this guy just larp all day in other peoples cultures?
>>218784459400 years of Maurotank
3-ish months from now AB will be spinning this to claim Emma was a strategic genius and seething at Bingo Bongo.
>>218784315James might have considered shooting someone else who was more of a threatEmma was guaranteed to shoot Bashir because they use their emotions to make decisions
poems are gay
it's over.
>>218784525Jet said we have a big big surprise coming!!!IT'S CHIP!!! AND HE HAS CARDBOARD!!!errmmm got a cigarette?
Tired of JDs I don't even care lol I'm just skipping work bit
>>218784513true but they have it now, staying until the end is not the choice
>>218784394Isnt that what they just did?
i hope there is no winner this season. everyone of these people deserve to lose
Just send in Frank at this point.
>>218784727not even slightly? are you retarded?
>>218784384allah beaten by 98lbs white woman
So now we haveEmma who will do nothing Anissa who will do nothing Vicky who will cry and drink and do nothing JD who will whine and do nothing James Drake who how sees how the balance is fucked will go into long house mode, resulting in doing nothingLandon who cleans and does nothing And the twins, who do nothing together
>>218784518QQ faggot. Isn't your show to run.
>>218784695New room for Emma to lie down in!>Please pay for access to Telegram where you get to talk to JET AND BEN!!
>>218784643>seething at Bingo Bongo.Bingo and Bongo are barely part of the show, they just wander around aimlessly collecting bugs. They're not even good at farming TTS and Fishtoys so they don't even have much value like Josie did for the Josiepedos.
>>218784560They're not THAT retarded
>Bashir leaves>Instantly boring as hellWho would have guessed
I was saying bashir > cole, however bashir cucking out the past couple days killed that. Cole still is the top.
is she's just an uglier Letty?
>Drake sets up kino>Goran ruins it
Gay fucking LAN room, who cares.
LAN PARTY ROOM!!!
>>218784930Nina, but yes.
I just started watching 10 mins ago. So Emma really shot Bashir? What the fuck man.Bezo and Bashir were the only entertaining fish man. I guess Bingo and Bongo are alright too, but what a huge loss. Whatever. I'm going back to work. What a piece of shit show. In S4 and S3 this would have never happened. The entertaining fish were always protected. FUCK.
This is so gay i wanted the goo room
>>218785029Jet is fucking retarded and wants to not rig it. Why? Because he wants to make less money and have everyone hate him.
>>218784590what did the wiggers do this time to piss people off? that was literally emma just playing the game
alright shows over time to find my OWN bingo
what an ass room
haha guys rigging is gayoh wait mlady has the stump we said didn't count? you win!!!
Bashir would have loved thisToo bad he gave up
>/ftl/ seething because le heckin quirk chungus who wears costumes and prays is eliminated>oh no who will wear karate gis and talk about purity and do literally nothing else ever and be the most nontent in 5 seasons of fishtank now?!?!??
>>218785311200X more interesting than any other contestant besides the twins.
>>218785311Bashir was violent towards the foids. Enough said.
>>218785445have sex geek
>>218785570Emma's not going to fuck you bro.
