cucks your content edition >/ftl/ NEWS-- Bashir got eliminated -- The Computer Lab has been opened -- Michael>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5>>218784579
cool it with the abi webm its not funny when its posted 50 times a thread
...
feed me your delicious cum jet. i deserve every drop. i love you.
>>218786676Bam was seething because Jet eliminated his little mudslime muslim shaman buddy. he asked Jet if he could leave for today lmao.hope Jet trolls him like Burt and doesn't pay him
>>218786646>oh wait you guys grabbed the stump?>uhhhh never mind it came from the jungle room so it doesn't count anymoreYou, me, and everyone here knows this is exactly what would have happened.
need a team challenge soon
why is JD undoxxable
>jet though the Xbox room would bring up the vibes
>>218785902>feminist>anti-white>go to his websitefirst page has a book by evola kek
>jet kills the showso can we finally admit that it wasn't Sam holding it back? he was in favor of rigging
>show so bad Letty is watching AI vegetables instead
only watching for Drake to destroy the women and for Bingo and Bongo to meet Frank Hassle and Sam Hyde
i hope nobody posts betty piss webms to repair the thread vibes
>cucks your content
Say something not nice about him.
>>218786676>-- Bashir got eliminatedJames eliminated bashir?
Who’s Michael
Eliminate Bam.
Bingo's hunger status?
I wanna eat Bongo's ass and pussy from the back
>d-did i do stump jet-sama?
put your bets in now. who will be the best at Halo?
>They hated her because she spoke the truth
not like this
>>218786737he has a great dick
>NONTENT ARE TALKING ABOUT QUITTING>THE ONE PERSON WHO WAS MAKING CONTENT WAS ELIMINATEDjet it up?
>>218786741worse, EMMA
>>218786709Bam wanted to leave to go hang out with Bashir, even he knows the gaming thing is gay as fuck
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Day 7 of 30 and we’re down to 7 out of 10 fish with 1 freeloader Nearly a quarter of the way through the season.
>>218786741emma won because she was allowed to have the magic 70lb stump that the boys were told doesn't count
>>218786741Emma won because she had a stump
today we learned evil female black magic is stronger than allah
>>218786676micheal saving the thread
>>218786736Claire described blowing Jet as this picture btw
>uhh...
Invest in Emma stox
>>218786754drake he was in his teens when all that was popping off
I have a wife and CAN love women.If they streamed holding Emma down and cutting off her face I would feel no sympathy for her
>>218786702what causes someone to have an identity crisis like bashir? is it being raised in a White neighborhood while worshipping a sand nigger god?
>>218786737Fat cock sucker
>>218786741hahahahahahahahahaha
Is there a single proof they didn't allow the stump before?
fuck fishtankcows
>>218786756Even a broken clock etc etc
>>218786749satiated
>>218786784ugly bitch
>fake poop>scripted pranks>fake host>fresh air>gaming room with paypigs spoiling everything straight to fishesfishtank is dead
>>218786736reminder this view makes claire, abi and ellie wet
>BINGO IS LEAVING
>>218786759>cut>thin????
>>218786756Extremely rare tayleigh W
>>218786789he grew up in syria
>>218786701Send Himothy to save the season
>>218786778No what we learned is that Bashir thought he was 500Iq anime villain but he was actually a 85iq retard for not attacking the girls in the morning because of a locked door he could have just broken.
Vicky is going to leave anyway
>no cactus or any "house props">stump doesn't count as a prop
this is why the seasons boring btw. its proof of concept
>>218786741emma was allowed the stump which orginaly wasnt allowed. jet wants to fuck her and he was mad bashir didnt take action to save himself
Post people who would do a better job of running Fishtank than Jet Nepstein
>cleaning episode
hell house = eliminating everyone problematic big brother style, sleeping all day and playing xbox all nightJet ruins everything.
>another cleaning dayHELLHOUSE
Anyone else love this season? Upgrade from s4 and s3. The house is nice and the cast is awesome too.
>>218786784unsimpable mid
>>218786789middle eastern ancestry and upbringingi forget where the japanese came from
>>218786842Jet's been mostly fine this season. It's Bam and his bullshit that's been most annoying
>>218786832>and s-so the stump (pbuh) doesnt count
>>218786842
>>218786838jet can't even run a 10 man housenow he wants to run a small village
do you guys really think james drake would have made a different dicision if he had the gun?
Sam never would've allowed a longhouse to form and would've rigged it for nontent to go home.
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>>218786842We desperately need a new host
>>218786859>Jet's been mostly fine this seasonEat out faggot.
>>218786818>convinces autists through sheer charm and patience into a strategy for the big elimination>production cucks you and gives it to the nontent girl
>they still dont realize that starving the fish leads to sleepy house>they still dont realize that giving fish no objectives leads to boredom>day 7, 3 fish gone, vicky on her way out>still make no effort to find interesting freeloaders to keep the house alive i've watched every season and it has NEVER been this grim, not just for season 5, but for fishtank as a whole. Maybe it would've been better if the show ended with S3 and production got arrested, it would've made for really cool youtube essays in 10 years
>>218786850Name 5 good moments
We're going to...... CLEAN THE HOUSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>218786838Nobody gives a fuck, Jet. The problem is and always will be you. Sell the show to somebody else, it's the only way it'll have a chance of being good.
boring castboring hostboring houseboring seasonthis isn't fishtank. it turns out the thing jet wanted all along isn't even fishtank, just some boring c list cable reality show
dumbass chuds didn’t watch bitchtank so they don’t understand the concept of fair competitions lmao
The stump was put in the jungle room for people to figure out it is plant matter. The Jungle room was introduced with the plant matter challenge
>>218786728it was never sam holding it back, sam was just forced to be the front for jets friendtank experience
>>218786838
Hey guysyou should clean the housetreat it like you liver here>why do these idiots think contestants are willing to clean after they dirty it up for the millionth time
>>218786838this is such a retarded nonsensical idea and jet can't even run this season properly with the jobs mechanic
>>218786838Oh no... Jet is literally retarded
Sex with Vicky
It's not fishtank anymore, it's friendtank.
>Every season of fishtank has been a Jet friendship simulator>People thought this season would be different because Bam?kek
>>218786838jets best idea to make money is.... irl streams?
this sucks
Skull was right all along guys. Fuck Jet. We all know what needs to be done.
>>218786867WELL WE WILL NEVER KNOW!THANKS JET
What's he thinking right now?
Did anyone else notice Bashir refused to hug or shake bam wifes hand? He was also hesitant and reluctant to hug the girls goodbye all cause its haram, yet he pet the dogs and kneeled to there level without hesitation even though dogs are also haram
>>218786867im 80% certain he was getting vicky, I wonder if he'll tell the camera in confessional later or something
16 pplday 1
>>218786842yes, well done bashir, well done. HOWEVER
>>218786871Even if he did, he'd never let the first elimination day be that fucking boring
>>218786886Can't wait for the 'elimination room'
>>218786741Jet changed the rules to send home the guy he didn't like and let the girl he wants to fuck win (very familiar pattern)
>>218786756she should be careful shittesting jet's vision like that, ban her for a week
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>>218786877>really cool youtube essaysdepressing post
>>218786838> do irl streams to stack money awayjet is an idiot if he actually thinks he can make money streaming his fat balkan face.
What if Vicky was on some serious drug and she is actually have withdrawals from that hence why she wanted to leave so sudden?
>>218786838Is Fishtank City going to happen before or after Fishcon?
>>218786838this shit is over, zero identity
>>218786766>>218786776>>218786777>>218786791>>218786839so jet fucked up made emma win... why does the wigger keep intervening...thanks anons
>>218786916It's a gay show
>>218786859Jet and Ben constantly changing the rules on what counts and what doesn't in the challenge is what fucked this season
you guys care way too much about a niche streaming reality show. seriously look at yourselves lol
bash vicky's head in with a stump
>>218786867It didn't matter what decision he made HE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE CHOICE SINCE HE DID EVERYTHING AND HAD THE MOST FUCKING PLANT MATTER NOT COUNTING THE STUMPSO NOW DRAKE IS MOAPING AROUND SEETHING SINCE RULES DON'T FUCKING MATTER
Why is no one using the Xbox room
>vicky is either drinking or asleep Is she me?
I really want them to play gears of war 1 and not the other gay ones because 1 was the only good one in the entire franchise
>AND THEN WE OPENED A GAME ROOM WITH INTERNET AND XBOXHELL HOUSE
>>218786877>they still dont realize that starving the fish leads to sleepy house>they still dont realize that giving fish no objectives leads to boredomso that's why today is so low energy. great
>>218786838>will still find a way to kick all the content out of a 50 people cast
*gives you the elimination arsenic*
>can hear Bashir in the basementIt's not over bros
>>218786886Dog they're just fucking retarded and thought of shit on the fly after Bashir metad their dumbass challenge in less than an hour. There was no overarching plan or strat. Jet is criminally retarded and just happened to befriend a guy who funded a million dollar internet reality show for him
>mastermind
Jet is really fucked in the head to think Rachel and Vicky are good content
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>>218786838embarrassing pipe dreama neptune classic
>>218786912>3>strikes
Bashir was going either way.
I like seeing vicky suffer from her own degeneracy, best part today.
>>218786838jet trying to build a self sufficient society when he can't even make a single good challenge
>>218786950>>218786951lol
>>218786975>is ugly
What the fuck does long house mean
reminder to cancel your pass immediately so they see the cancellations come in
>>218786838every season has had colossal issues >wants to do Synecdoche, New York>actual moron
>>218786959trvth nvke
Yaaaaay friendship tank!!! Let's all help Vicky feel better! It's not her fault all she does is drink and do kratom!!
luv me emmerssimple as
these wiggers have zero clue how to pace things. it's already a quarter of the way through at this point and we're on day 7 of vibe repair. It would've been the perfect time for the cell to keep the slight momentum they had going
>>218786838>Already giving up on this season 7 days in8 months of preparation btw
>game room opens>no fish cares or even goes up to it
>>218786899she looks like a 1970s character from Dazed and Confused
so what did Jet want Bashir to do when Emma wasn't even going to use plant matter?
>>218786916dogs are above women in the hierarchy of respect, that's all
jet and ben deserve to suffer for eternity
>>218786771I don't want to look at some ugly dude watching fishtank
Vicky's real haircut is fucked she's a whole lot more visually tolerable with the wig
>>218786989you are looking at it
>>218786789it's called being cultured
>>218786991No Refunds
>>218786916despite what he wants he is still white and can't help but love dogs
>>218786892>They clean it up>Bam and his friends all rush in to pour stuff on the fat guy againBravo Jet
>>218786975
>>218786789Otherway around. He's a White Boy who was raised in Syria.
fishtank city ya’ll
>>218786941Famous neighborhood first
Say what you like about Sam but at least he gave a shit about entertaining an audience, at least until s4
Hi guys this is Mints.I wanted to address the PPV being brought down.We knew about it and we were honestly fine with it because we know some people literally can't afford to pay for season passes and stuff so we knowingly let it stay up.Yesterday and last night some retards from the PPV chat basically put the site on blast and it's something we can't tolerate.Using the site and being on the down low about it is one thing but freely advertising it is a completely different story and so it had to be dealt with.We hired an entire overseas team of computer programmers to combat and keep the PPV down basically permanently.So yeah, like, if you're upset about the PPV thing jit's because a handful of you decided to go full retard and ruin it.
>>218786989in fishtank terms;>women band together to remove the content (men) for comfy house gossip tank
was Claire a good fish?
>>218786975drake is going to eliminate her. was stupid to not eliminate drake.
>>218787004>Emma wasn't even going to use plant matter???? Are trees not plants?
so far we have>cheesefriesgate>poopgate>stumpgatewhat else do we have?
>>218786838Its over
>>218786838ITS KINO BINX
>and then we turned on SFX
>>218786867even if he picked bashir it would've been 1000x better because of the suspense of not knowing and because it wasn't personal and would've been a decently kino backstab. it's not about bashir, it's about emma
>>218786838That would be retarded as fuck and not even anywhere close to the idea of fishtankJust make a different fucking show you idiot
>>218787009That's sly Elliot fishtank inside man
>>218786886dont care jet ur a fag
>shitty larping that jet liked when he was a kid>paintball that jet liked when he was a kid>videogames that jet liked when he was a kidIt's getting tiresome, Jet if you're reading this you should alway do the opposite of what your gut tells you and the show might get good.
Bam's Nut House! (ft. Jet Neptune)
Can we get a Stake segment at least, Jet? Slots are fun to watch.
>>218786966also>no jobs>elimination waiting for 3+ hours>no money to buy food or energy drinks
Sam was held back by Jet
>>218787029post your fat ass to prove it faggot
I missed it since the wiggers randomly decided to move it from 7. How did Emma end up with the most plant matter?
>>218786973He's literally hanging out with Bam
>>218786838he talked about this shit on r9k lmao
>>218786975stumptard
ftcity with 6 fish lol
jet doesn’t want to be icarly he wants to be mr. beast
>>218787037no
THIS IS SO GOOD!
>>218787029Hi mints. Kill yourself fat ass
>>218787029post tits
>>218787064she used a log
JET SHOULD BE CASTRATED
Bingo has fully packed her bags. She’s ready to leave.
>remove the content>keep the nontent sick fishGood idea Jet
>>218786966they wasted so much resources on vibe repairing 4 days in a row
>>218787042I had almost forgottentrust the plan patriots
>>218787042Fishtank: Jet's childhood fulfilled on screen
Emma the log lady ruined the show. She will pay dearly for this
>>218786975>is a woman>cried misogyny>got lucky
>>218787056they held each other backit was the opposite of the classic songwriting partnership dynamic
>>218787056Non-zoomers have always known this, but it's not only Jet it's the other wiggers too.
>>218787002They’re not allowed in yet
>>218786838>another spacetank/cowboytank meme
>>218786989Isn't it a term Bronze Age Pervert came up with? Its essentially a word used to describe Western society's modern compulsion to be gynocentric
>>218787036this. I was worried she was going to because I thought for a millisecond that she was smart. but alas, she isn't so I'm happy she's gone next
>>218787052Handsome guy
>>218786907 Reminder that trust fund JD and boring anissa will be finalist all because no one see them as a threat. Staff needs to focus on getting the boring fish eliminated first, than let the interesting fish battle it out.
>someone bought Emma a peptalkfuck off
vicky is going through withdrawals for something. i used to get those random muscle spasms and leg/arm jerks when i was withdrawing from alcohol and nicotine
>>218787042>MINDS
>>218787095kek
>>218787056This was super obvious in S2 when he had to come in for entire days and yell at the wiggers while Jet kept telling him to>DUDE WE NEED TO DO VIBE REPAIR
So I hate every fish but James Drake, can we start hell house or what.
>>218786975cheated in every challenge award
How much longer until the inevitable >Alright guys uhh I know its been a stressful night. *claps hands together* soooo we wanted to get you guys some food, and some boozie, and what do you say we have a good night tonight?
>>218786928>>218786776kek i love how you buttmad faggots are going full on revisionists now
AI vegetable dramas on letty's stream is much better
I'm done with this bullshitI'm watching multi-part AI vegetable story videos from X on nina's kick stream insteadThe broccoli is on trial right now, but there's a twist and one guy came back from the dead and is now a carrot or something and the broccoli mom just blew herself up
test
>>218786916He's a fake muslim
>>218786954cant game until 10pm>why did they open the game room before 10pm?ear out
>bashir was the guy that would mess when peoples things?But he didnt touch anyones things?
lol sly elliot I remember that guy
>>218786858I thought he mentioned he taught English in Japan? Most guys his age like Japan
>>218786756rare tayleigh factual statement
>>218786838God please let jet do IRL streams. Just let him roam around town with 0 security so I can run up and donkey punch him in the side of the head
>>218787111chill out retard our girl deserves a little pick me up
>you should crywtf was that peptalk?
Angry Ben is funny content Ben
We do love it when Emma cries , don't we folks. That's right.
emma looks like a child. i dont understand her appeal she has nothing going on besides looking like a 14 year old. at least the twin have the twincest and weird artist thing going on. emma has no appeal besides looking and talking like a mid pubescent girl.
>>218787119if you aint cheating, you aint trying
Fishtank is just Jet forcing us to relive his shitty white trash trailer park zoomer faggot childhoodSam was the only grounding factor. Now it just sucks ass.
>>218786676Alex B is in the old thread talking shit about Jet
Bam ruined fishtank
these sfx are mad funny dawg this show is awesome
James was also going to shoot Bashir retards, it was over either way.
Freddy can save this show. Fatty saved S1, it can happen again.
>>218786928It’s not Emma, he knew Drake was gonna come Vicky. Look how much me loves talking about her on Basement Cam.
>>218787126>>218787127
>the host cant be bothered to stay in the tank for longer than 20 minutes at a time and mostly fucks with his friend from rehab Wanna hear a joke? Fishtank. That's the joke.
>>218787056>I finally see the light
>>218786912>the left has gone insane
>>218787117>This was super obvious in S2 when he had to come in for entire days and yell at the wiggers while Jet kept telling him to>>DUDE WE NEED TO DO VIBE REPAIRS2 never once had a vibe repair day. They brought Tai in to cool down the tank and it ended up with a fist fight every day.
Vicky - Sweet DLandon - CharlieJames Drake - DennisJD - Mac (gay)
HOLY SHIThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gq1P2aaDqM
HAHAHA I PLAY LE ICKY PUKE SOUNDS. MAD, FAGGOTS?
>>218786989>What the fuck does long house meanBack in the day it was a long house where the lower class would dwell. Chieftains and more powerful people had their own separate buildingwhere they made important decisions. Today it's a term used by misogynists and they attribute it to women, they believe they are lesser and should be in the "long house". If you get the long house against you it usually means the women are attacking you. You can also get longhoused yourself and that means you become a lesser being who join the women.
YOU CONTROL THE SHOW
#RapeJetNeptune
>>218787148jet has a crying fetish
>>218787122it already happened yesterday with him doordashing them food and aksing what they want plus getting landon the cheese fries
>>218786867>audience will never know if james drake was going to be loyal to bashir or if he was going to betray him>lets emma win because she reminds him of elliethis was all by design
>>218787167Many are saying this
>gave out 0 jobs for todayalready burned out
>>218787029dont care ur a down syndrome fag
fart city
>>218787201no jobs because elimination
>>218787119challenges don’t matta
>>2187870451000%
jet neptune choking to death on wings groyper
>>218787029you are ugly, fat, stupid and balding. you have no redeeming qualities. do whatever you want with this information!
If it's a bit it's good bit but I don't trust the wiggers to not somehow blame Emma for not strategizing around making the show as good as possible for them instead of winning.
as I remember with previous seasons, the content usually starts to ramp up after the first elimination
>>218787127I cried when the potato lady died
Do Ben and Jet not realize these fake ass pep talks lose all their entertainment value when the contestants are fans of the show and know they're full of shit? This isn't season 3.
>>218786916hes very moderatethe girls destroyed a quran and he didnt give a shitmeanwhile other muslims would try to kill them
>>218786912>I fucking hate OBS
>>218786838Sounds stupid
>>218787127>>218787126lelalso>strawberry as a freeloader?!
>>218787167>yfw you are let off early from your wagie job while still getting paid
>>218787169We're trying to be very mad at women though.
>>218786877season 2 was very grim the last 30 days. when tj won they just fucking cut the cameras it was so bad kek.
>ppv dead>sfx spam>nothing happeningyeah, its over
#botttomsForJet
>it's 2026>zoomers would side with a mussie instead of a white christian 8 times out of 10. it's so fucking over
>>218786867James taking out Bashir would have been cinema. This was just bleh. Bleh is a technical slang term us in the biz use, you may not have heard of it.
>tenacity?
>>218787186i thought it was something about matriarchal societies
>>218786989it means matriarchal
fishtankif you had a fishtank the size of a pool and put 1 little fish in it
>>218787230ppv is back btw
>>218787167its jets show, bam fucking asked jet if he could go home like a fucking school boy.that being said the MTV fake unc bits are not fishtank
>>218787029It’s back up
>>218787207>eliminationso?
S2 was grim, but this? This is actually the death of Fishtank.
>>218787050hes such a sad faggot, still seething his daddy fucked his girl then she killed herself
>>218786737jet mogs his fans
james drake minecraft series when
>>218787190I'm in actual disbelief that they've been given the alcohol every single night since day 1. Fucking insane.
>>218787230i wont be able to watch at night
>>218787178>S2 never once had a vibe repair day.Wasn't there a dedicated "love bomb" day?
>>218787169in every conversation with production he made it a point to not divulge who he would pick. he only said he would pick bashir to get the girls' bags. the truth is we won't know until he says so himself
>call to prayer>noone to answer:(
>>218787241does she even do anything?
>>218787237pizza face isnt religous at all
>>218787219It's cringe
vicky is gonna quit before the next elimination btw
I thought yall said ppv was done but its working for me
I miss Ellie
>>218787122they've been doing this every night since day 1
Bam was such a massive mistake lol
As a 100% pureblood markyposter I hate to say it but, I miss Sam.
>>218787267Sucked off Head
>>218787029that's great and everything but did you know ppv never pays
>>218787029Thanks for the update Mints. I wish more Fishtank fans would give you a chance because you’re actually really funny.
I know remember anissa
bitchtank was great but this? it puts a serious dent in the legacy of fishtank.
>>218787267
>>218787050>washed up Jackass star that he liked as a kid
You can tell Mints genuinely thinks he deserves to live
BRUH THESE LOUD AF SFX ARE SENDING ME BRUH ONG LMAOOO
>>218787271100% bingo and anissa are also on the edge
>>218787263yeah and there was no TTS coming through because of it and I remember they cut it short and only lasted like 2 hours
Was this a bigger fuck-up than when they kicked Cole?
>>218787045trvke
anything happen today? wasn’t able to watch at all
>the fish are just filler until bam shows up to mess with the old fat guyThis isn't fishtank, it's viva la bam 2
>>218787183Is jenny a TLP?
>white woman eliminates muslimthank you queen emma
>>218787285Fellow markyposter here. For me, it's hating them both and hoping a mutiny occurs that puts Ben in charge of the show
production in here astroturfing that the problem is bam and not FAGGOT JET and FAGGOT BEN who are HIGH ON DRUGS ALL THE TIME and TOO LOW IQ to run a BASIC SHOW
They should just have Ben host the show
>>218787299fucking unbelievable
>>218787312yeah i already made this post
>>218787281
sam would be pissed about basher getting eliminated and would be doing the swamp olympics tonight
Site is full of jimmies and coles
>>218787052how do you find this stuff
>Bam doesn't care>Sam got so mad after S4 he doesn't care>Jet never cared and is just a retarded idea fag guy who has the mind of a literal 6 year old>Ben constantly just reading off of Chatgpt on what to do >MINTS in charge of the Camera and actionOH IT'S BAD OH IT'S REAAAAAAAAL BAD
>>218787263also a beach day
>>218787299ikr, it's bizarre. even jet has at least one redeeming quality, probably
>>218787303>t.mints
Apologize.
>>218787079>>218787202>>218787215I wear Balenci and you wear Walmart shit
>>218787245RIP ppv, you will be missed
Now that the elimination dust has settled, did Payton want to fuck Luke or what?
>>218787296Bam is from before Jet's time, I don't think he's seen anything Bam's ever done
i miss nifty
>>218787029kys faggot
So its just Bitchtank and Landon now?
>>218787263>Wasn't there a dedicated "love bomb" day?Yeah and Jet sent a "these people are irredeemable" notice on the site and went right back into fucking with the fish.
>>218787312It's not even Viva la bam, because shit actually happened on that show
glad nontent batshit is gone
>>218787307Not even close, Cole had 80% of the audience on his side and they didn't just like him because everyone else was boring as shit.
i'm sad bashir is gone but at least we still have the kratom mogging queen
>>218787285MARKY MARKY BIG PURPLE MARKY IDGAF!!!but actually we need you back in the tank you big old pervert
>>218787029You need a season pass to chat this season.
>>218786891they were both loser fat tucks so it tracks
>>218787285sam really didnt care much after all, it was always jet simping for the girls that ruined it, i thought sam was a simp too but its clearly jet thats the problem
>>218787314emma is a quadroon, that muslim was 100% whiter than her
All the people in this thread supporting Bashir are just mussies don't take them too serious
10 year old Jet Neptune crying in his foster home closet telling himself in the future he'll be able to hang out with his idol Bam Magera and make lots of friends (girls included) and he'll be able to play xbox 360 with all of them and everyone will love him
https://x.com/HeartTank64/status/2035450062382465497>Bashmir actually praying while waiting for the bullet
Vicky should host season 6
vicky randomly acting in stupid ways and then being like "HAHA I GOT YOU" is actually pretty funny
from 1 to 10, with 10 being S2 day 10how grim is today? and separately, how grim is the future looking?
All you fags shitting on Sam are now crying for him? Yeah
>>218787293in hindsight, bitchtank was pretty wild when compared to thisit made me occasionally illbut this is so mild
vaping on that emma haters pack
all of jet's ideas remind of the sony executive leaks that everyone laughed at
>>218787307no james drake and twins are still there
>>218787348(You)
>>218787332Your soul is walmart shit, chubby
>>218787052
So many of you doompost 24/7 yet you can't bring yourself to simply stop watching and I love that for you.
>>218787033Top 3 easy:TJLettyClaireTrishJonJimmyVanceAlexBurtThai (bloodgames)
>>218787186>>218787240Ask grok retards. The singularity is here and robots are now smarter than all of you.
>>218787309wait wtf, i thought elimination was supposed to be at 7, they already did it?
>>218787323/ftl/ pretends they wouldn't hit this if she offered it for free. good for Jet.
Holy shit! Chip is here and he's acting crazy!
>twins fascinated by cowboy James
Has Vicky still not showered?
THREAD CLEANSE // VIBE REPAIRhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774029789505782.mp4
>>218787336Jet literally tweeted Bam was a childhood hero of his and he and his friends did Jackass stunts when he was a kid. It's actually funny, because Bam is one of the gayest options to like from Jackass
vicky dancing has me feeling things...
>>218787117People hate on Sam but every season he'd had to come and get the ball rolling when Jet's retarded ideas don't work
>>218787348>nontent>only person to create conflictvicky is about to get dogpiled even harder, she will become a husk and she WILL quitcall it
>>218787372/ftl/ will never be happy
>>218787327jet cares, this is his friendship simulator.
Bashirjeets out in full force
>>218787332balenci doesnt make the down syndrome go away lil buddy
>>218787127Don't pretend like you weren't already going to do that to begin with simp.
>>218787323I need to be inside of that
>>218787332balenci is what poor fag retards wear because they think it makes them look rich. it's ugly, trashy and so are you
When does Angie show up?
>>218787375claire would despise emma
omg the heckin guy that did nothing but pray and jump out of bed one time was the best ever this shit is so boring now
emma and anissa really need to go. they offer absolutely nothing
>>218787404Why didn't he let the guys use it then
>>218787385trish?
>>218787229>>218787331I liked it, it was unique dark evil vibes that have never been replicated
He was warned and did nothing, his fault
>>218787387>Ask grok retards
>>218787260Testament to how shit the cast is, needing so much fuel for so little content.
Gotta leave for a bit, but before I go All /bant/niggers should kill themselves IN REAL LIFE
>>218787383jet unironically won
this fat boomer needs to stop following the single mom around
>>218787368vicky should host a blow bang
>>218787422shadowfax
>>218787374bitchtank made me feel sick I had to stop watching
>>218787421soon, i hope
>>218787422wrong they are brainsmatched
If Emma eliminated Vicky and continued the Bashir rivalry it would be one of the legendary fishtank moments she's fucking retarded to take the easiest route
Bashir wasn't eliminated, he walked, we want him back!
Vicky will now be rachel 2.0 until she quits in 1-3 days
>plant matter>tree matter also counts
>>218787404>[bitchtankfags loudly cackling]
i wonder if that techfag has any networking knowledge imagine he gets into the camera feeds instead of gaming and metagames
>>218787406he won my heart over by doing the zoomies to destroy everyones plant and protect his roommates in the nighteverything else i didnt give a fuck aboutits like direnc giving her all to the competition and challenges
>>218787427Emma just won so how does she offer nothing? Yes to anissa
>>218787220It's just funny that he picks and chooses what rules to follow. Touching women is too haram but touching dogs isn't. Selective haram.
>>218787456>trees aren't plants???
>>218787444what the fuck is a blowbang?
everyone is gonna dogpile on vicky to create content and she's gonna quit now isn't she
>>218787456
It's not so much Bashit being eliminated, it's Jet not even keeping track of his own show and including the stump. If James Drake eliminates Bashit, it's fine, but don't change up shit on the fly because your brain is fried.
>>218787418How does her weight fluctuate so much? She doesn't even look fat here
Getting mad at contestant because she decided to compete instead of coddle your favorite content retard is fucking dumb.
>>218787418oooo Vicky's so fine ....
>>218787323Not worth the aids.
>>218787404he told the boys the log doesn't count
>>218787314>Amazing work boss, thats why you're the best
>>218787439/bant/bros run /ftl/we create all the storylineswe make all the webms and edits
>>218787372
>>218787431See Trish delish >>218787382Or are you a newfag
>>218787398this makes me happy
>>218787309they ended the show early, you missed the finale
hi its me angelica from a couple days of season 4
>>218787472You CAN figure this out
>>218787470Bangladeshi education
>>218787314>>218787368>>218787418the thing is, vicky is actually more beautiful than emma and nobody says itI mean look at emma, and tell me she her face is prettier than vicky's (you can't)
>>218787404literally told the fish they can't use house decoration like the cactus btwliterally told the guys they can't use the stump btw
>>218787445Hi Claire
>>218787452She should've eliminated Landon and let the wholesome chungus nontent enjoyers eat shit.
>>218787435There is no reason to engage with humans anymore except to call them retards and tell them to ask the wise robot sage.
>>218787443She's married
>>218787456they did say shit counts
Potential or nah?
>>218787398Thank you so much, kind stranger! We all need this
>>218787459I imagine the xbox and computers are connected to the same network as the serversso it's going to get ddosed
>>218787488and you should kill yourself
>>218787481this. It’s going to cause Emma to never try anything like this again
>>218787282>>218787190>>218787282>>218787436lol
>>218787500my brother in christ, vicky looks like cobes
>>218787511They've had alcohol every day
>S2 didn't have days like thisS2 was shit from start to finish so there isn't any part that stands out as particularly shit. /bant/oids don't see that as an issue because they enjoy the taste of shit.
>>218787502that ain’t claire that’s just one of her sissy hypno victims
HAHAHAAHA DUDE DRUNK P.O.S. CHALLENGE TONIGHT HAHAHAHAAHAHAH NICE JET NICE
they're rolling out the drunk piece of shit challenge tonight because everybody hates everything about what's going on lol
>>218787511Again?
>>218787481No one's mad at the nontent lady. We're mad at Jet.Seriously let Ben takeover and retire Jet it ain't working out buddy.
>>218787511i want a sleepover challenge
>>218787404put this nigger in an ice poseidon prison stream
>>218787449>streamed at the beach today>camera was on jobe and other fag most of the time and she didn’t show off her bikini bod onceFuck her
bring in chip atp
>>218787404>NOTHING IN THE HOUSE BEFORE THE CHALLENGE COUNTSunless jet says so
>>218787511We've had that every night though
>Holy shit the strawberry got cucked by the eggplantVegetable AI stories ftw
>drunk P.O.S. tonightthis would have been so funny with bashir around to be the straight man to get pissed off
>>218787511fuck you jet i won't be able to watch tonight
>>218787421I'll stop watching if that happens
i've been playing a lot of exapunks i think i can take it all down if they connect an xbox to wifi
>>218787511lollmao even
>>218787505not after this
>>218787323cant be attracted to her because she's so ugly on the inside. also the photos with visible cumstains on her clothes are a huge turnoff. just some used up thot
>>218787451that's why she would despise her
>>218787531it's the only way to get them to do like anything.
>feed them alcohol every day>OK NOW WE WILL GIVE THEM MORE ALCOHOL
these niggas must have done a contract to stay the full 30 days why dont they just walk out en masse and split the prize like ???
>>218787511they've been doing this every night since night 1
>>218787486No he didn’t lol
>>218787511wasn't that last night?
>>218787391bro he was handing out fortunes and fell down and landed on the cookie XD
Why is this season so bad?
>>218787524>>218787511BAM left because he was pissed so they can finally drink early SAY SORRY TO JET
I miss Samuel Whitcomb Hyde aka Jason Goldstriker aka Judge Jedidiah Goldstriker aka The Duke aka Jeremy 'G' Gold
>>218787465she is ugly and is boring. the stump was as much vicky and anissa’s idea as it was emma’s.
>>218787399he's probably just pretending to appease Sam, who is the right age and is a Bam fanJet is like 10 years too young to give a shit about Bam
>>218787314She’s less white then BashirBottle-blonde
>>218787511You will never recapture the s1 DPoS challenge jet you retarded idiotFuck off
>>218787533Only people who followed the chudgang/seethegang instead of Cole have this opinion btw.
You guys wouldn’t be seething like this if Drake was the one to make the call, let’s be real
>>218787535She posts under his name sometimes
>>218787511return of the bam?
>>218787511they have already been getting drunk every night who cares
>>218787488you guys just obsess about the girls they bring on the show, you don’t advance the culture at all
>>218787385i wanted to complain about this list but depending on your definition of a good fish i guess its fairtrish is definitely spiritually 4th place in everything
>>218787511There need to be real steaks like fishbux redeemable for real money.
>>218787342yeah
>>218787573
>>218787418Vicklers dancing is cute chungus desu
>>218787553they were just on black ops mp, its connected to the internet
>>218787543guess ben told her not to show off her tight little body anymore
>uhh jet can i leave now?
perfect time for a jet cam
>drunk POS challengeI just feel bad for Bingo...
Bam not being there means content. Drunk POS let’s go
Vicky looks so hot red in the face, slightly out of breath from dancing. My dick is absolute diamonds.
This sucks!
BAM NOT IN BASEMENT ?????
>this always happensBecause you don't do anything to stop it.
>>218787592>you wouldnt be seething if the game was allowed to play out fairly No shit
hi guys its me jet
>this always happens toobit on the nose you fucking fake faggot
FUCKING POOP FAGGOT
has she been fed any, ANY meat yet?it's been hours and hours
>>218787487based
>uhh it sucks we lost a good contestant even though we're the ones who allow fish to vote each other out uhhh what's going on i dont get it
>>218787314she fucks niggers and jews
>Jimmy>Jon>not cole and jin EAT SHIT JET
Feels like this is the biggest Fuck You to the audience since they let Jon go in Bloodgames
>>218787511AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>loudly chews gum into the mic
>>218787622Bam went home for the night
jetyou have to keep bringing new people inevery fucking reality show on earth does thisbring . new . people
>i tried to rig itwow jet ok
Why doesn't tts rag on JD for being a trust fund kid?
CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEWuhhhhCHEW CHEW CHEW CHEWuhhhh hi guysCHEW CHEW CHEW CHEWuhhhh i guess bashir is gone
i miss the old fishtank
YOU RETARDED GAY NIGGER YOU LET THIS HAPPEN FUCK YOU
>>218787500Vicky is possibly uglier than Tayleigh
>>218787402he ruined the challenge for everyone first day and then did nothing
>defending the stump>"I don't know why they didn't fight over it"YOU LITERALLY TOLD THE BOYS IT DOESN'T COUNT YOU FUCKING NIGGERI HATE THIS RETARD SO MUCH
>>218787421She confirmed yesterday she's cutting her hair into a bob and coming in as the third twin. She was being 100% serious btw. I'm a highly empathic individual and can tell when someone is lying.
>I TRIED to rig it. I tried!
>>218787582Jackass 2 was like 2005-2006. It's not that crazy to think Jet could be 8 years old and see the movie, even two years after release. I saw it when I was like 12.
>>218787314>Nigger nose acne face She’s not white. She doesn’t have any of the features of a white women. Anissa and even Charity are more white than her
>>218787592I got a feeling that if I asked you to suck my dick you would find it hard to resist gobbling my junk as a pacifier
>I tried to rig itOh, fuck off, you stupid faggot.
Jet is right. The guy did nothing
God I hope Vicky walks away in the next couple of hours
Jet’s right
>>218787647>luke
>>218787614she's a real trooper doing this shit for her sister
>FAIR COMPETITIONS>I TRIED TO RIG ITPICK ONE FAGGOT
Guys guys, Jet is powerless! It's his show but he has no power! He tried!!
sam would've been able to convince bashir to try and steal the stump
YOU TOLD THEM THE STUMP DOESN'T COUNTTHEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY WON
>>218787592that was the whole point dumbass. we already knew emma was going to eliminate bashir. drake doing it would resolve the mystery he set up yesterday
mints pooped his pants and now he’s afraid to stand up
>trust in God
Ear. Out.
>Enjoying the show?
I hope paypigs bully vicky into leaving
>>218787587a White muslims renounces his White card
we should all give one big apology to Jet. he's a good guy that's trying his hardest.
Vickyseethers are on the wrong side of history
>>218787657>>218787677>>218787683Hes right, why didn't the boys or Bashir attack the girls? explain right now.
>>218787650They're both ugly cute
>drunk POS after several days of binge drinkingBravo nepstein
>>218787673image before plant status was obvious
The problem isn't the elimination, it isn't Emma taking out Bashir, it's fucking Bam Jet you moron
Imagine spamming the site chat kek
DRUNK POS CHALLENGEPOG
If Chip shows up I'm actually done.
>intentionally chewing loudly to piss off the audienceall right so this show is pretty much done for. had a great 3 seasons and a decent start to a 4th one. bye everyone
>drunk piece of shit vibe repair night
>>218787592yeah no shit retard it would've been kino if he did it. it's not about bashir
>>218787648mmm tight little piece, loved the folder with all of her piss and poop content, anyone got an updated versino of that??
>>218787694They're buying her plushies
Hey goys back from temple couldnt watch the show this morning did they really vote out bashir??
i just know landon gives some absolutely bomb head and i need it
So now its obvious the "content vs legit gameshow" struggle was really just Sam vs Jet and Jet doesn't know what people actually want to watch
>>218787683yeah that's the whole reason why james drake's thing last night was such a big deal
>>218787653Never happened, post a clip if it did
cleaning arc into drunk POS challenge might be enough to make me kill myself
>>218787699Because bashid is nontent
ear out
jet who cares
>>218787699the guys had way more plant matter and they were told the stump doesn't count
It's not his fault that Jet immediately changed the challenge
OH HE IS MADDDDD
>>218787683No you don't get it, he TRIED!Jet literally told Bashir that he was going to get shot in the back, Jet 100% thought Drake was going to win. He had no fucking idea.James Drake was GOING to shoot Emma.
I want to put my face between Emma's buttcheeks
>IT'S ACTUALLY FAIRAudience doesn't buy it>ACTUALLY I TRIED TO RIG ITThis nigga is spiraling
so yeah why did you even allow emma to win taht anyway?
>you think james drake wouldn't have shot bashir?WE DON'T KNOW BECAUSE IT WAS A MYSTERY
>>218787622he said his wife's sister is visiting to jet in the market and asked to leave
Jet is right and there’s no way you can disprove him. You’re just crying for the sake of it and it’s kinda gay
>>218787668Trust in God bros btfo Believing in fate is GAY
>>218787674its kinda sad to see. Bongo drinking really upsets her, and I get it.
>>218787614She needs some nutrients and soon
jet seething so hard lmao
>>218787703You're fucked.
James Drake would have shot Emma
>JAMES WOULD'VE SHOOT BASHIRJet, you fucking simp
OH GOD HES ACTUALLY SEETHING LMAO JET YOU FUCKED UP AND YOU KNOW IT
STILL WOULD'VE BEEN MORE INTERESTING FOR JAMES DRAKE TO SHOOT HIM
Jet needs to suffer an ego death or something
it's probably the first time i agree with jet here
vickychads… how could we possibly lose this? it’s already over
>it's his fault >not mine for the unclear challenges with unclear rules KILL YOURSELF JET
jet should get shot next
CRYBABY JET
>>218787749They're all arguing over the wrong fucking thing anyway, Bam's gotta go
you guys gotta go easier on jet it’s literally his job to run fair competitions
>>218787768Jet needs to suffer death
>it was a clear objectiveYOU CHANGED THE RULES MIDGAME, IT WAS ORIGINALLY ABOUT KEEPING THEIR PLANTS, BASHIR BROKE THEM ALL, YOU CHANGED THE RULES
>EVERY TIME SOMEBODY LEAVES THE HOUSE IT'S THEIR FAULThow do you respond without sounding mad?
>stump counts but not the cactusfuck you jet
>ERM ACTUALLY IT DOESN'T MATTERThis nigga does not understand his own show
>>218787592We would. JD and Anissa are gonna end up in the final 4 cause they play it safe and keep there head down. Nobody sees them as a threat, so they will end up winning. Fuck jet crashing out trying to explain himself
>>218787658Jackass 2 is the ass end of the Jackass crew legacy and already in the memberberries era of their work
>>218787752she has that autistic puristic view on life whereas bongo seems like she's very impressionable and does whatever is told is cool
the basement cam makes everything so much more embarrassing
>>218787745same retarded takes seen in this thread, makes you wonder
LOL
Wholesome moment in glassroom
>the stump was CLEARLY a big part of the competitionNot once did I ever see any of the men talk about it. They had no real knowledge of it, which is why they didn't act for 2 days, they thought they had a significantly larger amount of plant matter.
Jet W. Fuck the crybabies
>>218787698I like frumpy chuddettes desu>>218787756In
JET IS PISSED
>It's Coles fault he was kicked>It's Jins fault he was kicked
another casual Jet W get fucked Bashir should have rose up, he is the first elim fag, IT WAS GODS PLAN.
>If someone leaves, it's their faultTotally Cole's fault, right? Fuck you, Jet.
>>218787511easy vicky w
>>218787771>shit is plant matter >wait no not that>wait not the beds>wait no not <insert the laundry list of bullshit>
>>218787811>>218787811
>>218787029No one cares gay ugly piece of shit
>>218787795>They had no real knowledge of it,how is that emma's fault lmao
THE WHOLE POINT OF JAMES BEING THE ONE IS WE WANTED TO SEE HOW GOOD OF AN ACTOR HE IS
somebody get the clip of him saying the log doesn't count I know he said it
>>218787787It wasn't, retard, just concede.
>*rigs the competition*>I tried to rig it but uhhhh I didn't wanna rig itBravo Jet
>>218787795BINGO
This jet seething is pathetic
>>218787765THISLET A MAN MAKE HIS DECISIONS AND STOP SIMPING FOR DUMB BITCHESJESUS CHRIST JET FUCK YOU
>>218787723No shit. Sam actually built an audience from the ground up while Jet was just gifted this opportunity by Sam.
>show isn't fair>actually it is fair>its his fault>i tried to rig it
grok is tree a plant
>it's actually good that we didn't let James Drake have to make a decision where be promised 2 groups different things.>It's actually based Emma just shot exactly who we all knew she would shootUnreal levels of cope
>>218787798Vile.
the twins are literally begging for meat
>>218787777Quads confirm
>>218787812no you see that was Sam's fault. Jet has always just wanted to run a legit gameshow!
>>218787765That was the cinematic story, the dramatic tension I'm desperate for. The Survivor producers would have figured out a way to make it happen.
>>218787681Sam would have thrown Bashir out day 1 for "praying to demons", if he'd ever been cast
>>218787383i stopped watching i just post in the threads
>>218787795within an hour of the competition starting emma went to the jungle room and sat on the stump and never let anyone else near it till she needed help bagging it. she won
>>218787819It's production's fault for forgetting about the 70lb stump that invalidated the entire competition.
>>218787765That screencap would have been absolute kino and it would have been the first big story moment
>>218787699The boys are scared of the girls because as soon as they do anything physical they start screaming >YOU CANT MANHANDLE ME>SHE'S WAY SMALLER THAN YOU DUDENotice how every time Bashir did something physical with them he'd end up putting his hands up as if to show the viewers/production that he is behaving.
>>218787819Because Jet announced with the challenge that nothing in the jungle room was eligible
>>218787795he got too comfortable, he thought James would win 100% (like I did) and got sloppy, too bad but it is what it is
>Bongo seig heil'd when Homestuck mentioned
>>218787862probably not
>>218787696Sorry nigga, but Islam will rule the world within the next 50 years and all will SUBMIT
>>218787893clip
poopleigh pooped when poop mentioned
>>218787903>he thought James would win 100%People posted about the stump for days
>>218787860This. If you think Drake would have shot Bashir anyway, why not let him fucking do it, retards? Everyone would have preferred it. Emma shooting Bashir for hurting her feelings is boring nontent.
>>218787940based poop
>>218787783shoot him with a paintball gun
>>218787890Daniel manhandled the girls way harder than bashir and nothing happened to him.also muslims men are above girls in their hierarchy she is also a infidel so he can literally kill her and still go to heaven.
>>218787938>>218787959I didn't think to clip something that happened on director cam over the intercom that literally everyone heard. It should be in the digest if anything
>>218787633He's thinking with the only head he's got left and it aint the one over his sholders.
>>218787819it's jet's fault retard if he said there was a huge stump that made you automatically win the guys would've obvious ransacked them
>>218787633GUYS IT HAS TO BE FAIR GUYS THE CHALLENGE I CAME UP WITH IN 5 SECONDS BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY HAS TO BE FAIR!!!
>>218787905that's my girl
>>218787947No it never came up until a few hours before they weighed? Everyone here thought drake had it in the bag
>>218788035Jet is unable to not SIMP
>>218787947just not true
>>218787383u don’t realize that we just read the threads
>>218788056I posted about it multiple times last night
>>218788056They're reading the threads, they knew nobody knewThey just wanted to do le epic twist and it backfired
>>218788074Yeah, but most people assumed it was bullshit because it destroys the "fair" challenge
>>218788074My bad, only caught all the threads todayNo one mentioned ot today though so they all missed it too
>>218788137it was obvious the way the dumped the plant matter to the guys to make it somewhat close
>>218787543/bant/ convinced her that she was fat and now she's self conscious
>>218788194Yeah i kept asking people about the stump because the girls were talking about it like wednesday but everyone kepy saying "the boys have huge sticks they win"
>>218788278No wonder icky bitch was so wry and confident
