Jet seething edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- Bashir got eliminated-- The Computer Lab has been opened-- Michael>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5>>218786676
Vicky has been doing the drunk POS challenge since day 1
>>218787811Reminder: Jet never said that the stump didn't count. There is no evidence of this ever happening.
>No more Strawberries, i'm going home Jet.
>fuck you and your allah mussie, fuck out of this house. Christ is Kingchill Emma, was that necessary?
ab was a fucking mistake if i hear this fat bosniak faggot say "social game" one more time
>IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A FAIR COMEPTITION>ER ACTUALLY I TRIED TO RIG IT>IT DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING MATTER BROIt's beyond over
Eliminate Bam
does anyone have the clip of jet telling the boys the stump does not count
drinking strychnine
>game is fair>i tried to rig it>it's actually his fault
==Bingo Update==She wants a steak
the twins require steak and ribs
>Is everyone just mad sleepy, what's going on?he is feeling the nontent
like i'm into landon
The most polarizing fish in tank history
Jet is right Bashir had the chance to flip it
Sam would NEVER come on camera and justify a decision they made behind the scenes. Jet really can't handle being in charge.
>Bingo: I just hope we can eat some meat tonightfeed HER
Yeah i'm thinking it's a vibe repair night
james was playin the game like a real contestant and jet took that away from him and from usi wanted to see if he was going to actually shoot bushir you stupid fat retard
ITS A FAIR COMPETITION I TRIED TO RIG ITIT DOESNT MATTER WHO WON
>"is everyone just mad sleepy? what's going on?this guy is fucking retarded
>Vicky sick from drinking every night>Drink POS challenge tonightThis is not going to end well
neptroon you stupid motherfucker
uhhhhhh why is everyone tired after 3 days of staying up drinking uhhhhh you guys are supposed to be cleaning up and playing black ops uhhhhhh
>>218787847based
>>218787863never fucking happened
CLEAN UP CLEAN UPEVERYBODY CLEAN UP>so fucking gay
>>218787865i might hate this cunt more than letty
army of shahed drones inbound to the house
>i fucked up and we're out of ideas so im just going to tell the fish to fuck up the house tonight with the drunk POS challenge and bring in frank hassleI fucking knew they did "hellhouse" only when they utterly fucked up and had 0 plans or ideas remainingalso>i DID try to rig it for bashir>we're trying to do fair competitions>we're not rigging it, goodbye
Stump was objective rig. There's no debate here.However, the results are basically the same, with Bashire removed. It would've been more interesting seeing if Drake follows through on his plan, but the result is probably the same.Jet, POS challenge can redeem this shit, get on it. Would've liked more freeloaders first as this is prob just>Vicky crash out>Bongo crying with Bingo consoling>Landon being funny>Maybe Drake goes all in, but he seems like he knows how to hold down his drink>no one else mattersHope they get one more freeloader, but think that's gonna be the night
Will they cry tonight?
>>218787867That was bongo
>didn't rig it to kick JDIt's like they're allergic to content and viewership
I was really enjoying season 5 but the classic "Jet Removes The Funny" bit is undefeatedNo clue how the can come back from this, they'd need an unbelievable freeloader and for a fish to change personalities Its a shame that this happens EVERY FUCKING TIME
I like it when Jet takes a stand.
>>218787811the best non-crashout person gets screwed and this is the their grand planwow i really miss that i can't play halo with Bashir, this is super awesome and would have been super awesome
ITS A BIG STUMP
>>218787903>HE GOT TOO COMFORTABLE>HE THOUGHT THE RULES WOULD MATTERAH THE FIRST MISTAKE OF FISHTANK
>mogs you're show
>had to break the "drunk POS in case of emergency" glass>already crashing out on stream>day 7
ITS NOT ABOUT BASHIREMMA SHOULD HAVE TAKEN OUT THE TWINSSHES RETARDED
>>218787921>i fucked up and we're out of ideas so im just going to tell the fish to fuck up the house tonight with the drunk POS challenge and bring in frank hasslei swear they've done this before like twice already
>>218787888This actually made me shed a tear
>the men immediately went for the cactus and the wooden slats in the bed but jet said no>jet lets emma keep the stump so she can winjet neptune dies tonight
-Bashir lost-Jet runs fair competitions and trusts in God-Muslims need to go back to Africa where they have no internet
>IT'S EVERYBODY ELSE'S FAULT BUT MINE!
>take away their food and nicotine>no snack or cigarette deliveryI didn't realize Jet hates money now
I dont hate Emma for what she did
hopefully jd will sleep all day
>"drunk PoS challenge for uhm.. $19">nobody drinks except Vickywatch it happen.
>>218787897this is how he thinks>he's so pretentious over the peepoo torture show
>>218787927>Stump was objective rig.How? Jet never said it didn't count.
FEED BINGO>FEED BINGOFEED BINGO>FEED BINGOFEED BINGO>FEED BINGOFEED BINGO>FEED BINGOFEED BINGO>FEED BINGOFEED BINGO>FEED BINGOFEED BINGO>FEED BINGOFEED BINGO>FEED BINGOFEED BINGO>FEED BINGOFEED BINGO>FEED BINGOFEED BINGO>FEED BINGOFEED BINGO>FEED BINGOFEED BINGO>FEED BINGOFEED BINGO>FEED BINGOFEED BINGO>FEED BINGOFEED BINGO>FEED BINGO
I was genuinely enjoying this season until now, is this the fastest they've totally fucked up the audience's interest and goodwill?
so Vicky is going to leave tomorrow right?she is going to wake up puking and leave
ppv chads we're so back
>>218787931I think JD is funny
here at Emma's Army we STUMP the competition
Fishtank is a Christian show.Glad that mudslime Bashir got the boot.
FEED BINGOKICK BAM
Jon. Cole. Jon (again). Abi. Alex B. Jin. Bashir.
>>218787927>>However, the results are basically the same, with Bashire removed. It would've been more interesting seeing if Drake follows through on his plan, but the result is probably the same.the thing is people keep sayin hes an actor and people wanted to see if he did actually follow through with itgiving the meek white bitch the gun was fuckin stupid and not suspenseful at all since shes hardly playin the game compared to what james had to do. he put in the work to be interesting
the show peaks on day 2 or 3 when everyone is still there and group dynamics have had a little time to set in place. After that, the most interesting fish leave or get eliminated for being too "threatening". The fundamental flaw with the show is that the strongest and most entertaining fish get targeted for eliminations and go early. The show should be like s1 in the first couple of weeks-- subjectively challenges, with a little bit of rigging to cull the fish with the least to add to the group dynamics. After that you can make the challenges more objective and competition-like.
NEXT CHALLENGEJAMES RAPES EMMA
>jd pretending to sleep while they clean upnow this is content! great job on season 5 jet! so good!!!
thinking of doing some tributes again, who should I trib first? emma or vicky most likely
Jet Neptune needs to stick behind the subway sandwich counter making sandwich and giving the urban youth extra toppings when they ask. That’s where he belongs, not here!
fair competition chads ww@
give me 100% objective proof they said the trump doesn't count
hey wizeguy where's the big puzzle in this joint
>>218787944did they ever say the stump wouldn't count?
>>218787986Abi quit
Please God let Head drop kick Jet down the stairs in a tard ragePleaseI'll go to church tomorrow. I'll volunteer in a homeless shelter. Just let me see jet neptune eat shit down a flight of stairs
>>218787950this. So much this
James Drake wouldn't have shot Bashir
Even when Jet is right, he's wrong. They hated Bashir for a challenge that Jet switched because he didn't plan it out.
>>218787962ofc not, i hate her for who she is
>>218787950she only had 1 bulletwhat would happen
>>218787811>Jet seething edition>Bashir got eliminatedWhat the fuck? I left for a couple hours planning to come back for the 7PM elimination. What the fuck happened?
>>218787950Simbal had immunity from the candy challenge
>>218787811
>all the plant material is still in the jungleits almost like production asked for them not to mess with the decorations in the jungle room.
>>218787973you're not alone anon I'm feeling the same way, actually loved the cast but without bashir it's no good wanted that guy to win desu
>>218787976don't fucking tell the kick cunts
>>218787847This is where it startsThe nontent fish who do fucking nothing are getting edits and memes about them because everyone interesting has already left
>>218787937he just said he tried to rig his fair challenge
>rules of fishtank from s1>RULES DON'T MATTER>ok nvm they matter in s5 now!
reminder that bashir is a poster and is probably lurking here RIGHT NOW.what do you want to say to him anon?
>Is it on me?>ok. Guys.>Nothing is my fault.>I just run fair competitions.>And I tried to rig it!>But if someone leaves it's their fault>Anyways, nothing is my fault>Give me money
>>218788008jet had her stray kittens killed
>>218787968Lmao sucks for him. Bam and his boomer friends are here for it.
jet is such an ethical guy!!!
>>218787973feel like the S4 speedrun was worse due to Jin being kicked out
>>218787960that body is insane and needs my cum deep inside of it
>>218787942
YOUR DRUNK POS WINNER SIRS
This season is more tolerable if you don't root for any of the contestants.
>>218787930Fat fuck
drunk POS challenge but head doesn't drink
>>218788002He never said it. People are just being retarded
>>218787969the guys didn't even know it existed
>>218788026then make your own edits of the fish you like
I'm not into sam type stuff but he would have never let that happen
if somebody doesn't feed bingo, she's gonna shrivel up and disappear. somebody do something for allah's sake!
>>218787847Emma cries over every confrontation stop pretending shes some badass you look lame
>fishtank is dead because jet wants to be an irl streamer now
>>218788048I wonder if his gayness will come out more after a few drinks. We gonna see real JD tonight.
Many people are saying we need a slutty freeloader with big tits
>>218788023thats all fake plastic prop shit though. the log was real wood you retard
>>218787952they did this in S3, the "fishtank" part of S3 after famous house ended was the worst part of the season because it was just poopy pee pee frank hassle and screaming nigger repeatedly on TTS with JJJJJJJJ spamWiggers generally have a solid plan and some fun ideas; every fishtank season has started out really strongly and then after someone prominent gets eliminated it takes a total nosedive and takes weeks to recover. This season might be worth watching again in 14 days
STUMP CLIP???
>Can't even rig properly>Can't even run fair competitions properlyWhat CAN he do?
>>218788030miss you, truly a great fish
What compels this retard to openly seethe on camera like this when he could just do it quietly and pretend to ignore the hate like Sam?
>>218787950Finally someone with an actual brain
>No steady food supply>No washing machineNeither of these things makes the show more entertaining. The store would still work fine if the fish were given a daily allowance to buy food, and the jobs were just a bonus.
>>218787877Based
>Starves to death on your reality show
>>218787921its convenient they decide to fair challenges after a good contestant is about to be eliminated but always rigged in past season for the girls
>>218788049I literally don'twasn't even rooting for Bashir >but he got fucked
They're getting drunk again tonight yaahooooo!
>>218788049truebut I'd still like to jet to stop simping for the girls
Italian woman from the 16th century
why didn't Jet just give Drake the gun.we would have seen a fucking betrayal one way or the other.but no. the STUMP.
>>218788072The chairs are real wood too and Jet said none of that shit counts
When do you think drunk POS starts?
>>218787943>people in this thread are literally having wet dreams about this 2/10
show sucks so bad that all the fish just want to go to sleep in the middle of the day
tfw no superbed yet
>>218787929i hope they leave tonight, for the good of their mental health and for the comedy show to lose the rest of its viewers
>>218788030I LOVE YOU BASH, SORRY NEPTROON IS AN INEPT DRUGGIE WORSE THAN VICKY, YOU DESERVE BETTER
its the VICKY JUST BE YOURSELF challenge
uhhheeeeuhhhhfuckuhhh tayleigh
Just tuned back in. Elimination was supposed to happen at 7PM. What the fuck happened?
>>218788071NAME
>>218788071You know what would have been kino? A huge titty hot freeloader trying to seduce bashir and make him do things muzzies aren't supposed to
SEND :clap_emoji: HIM :clap_emoji: IN :clap_emoji:
>>218788071They are!
>>218788115i'm still waiting on the super pizza challenge
What have I missed since the cameras went down? How much of it is pertinent to Bingo and her twin sister? Is it true that they're doing ANOTHER cleaning day?
>>218788023those are plastic though
>>218788071many people are saying this. and bring in a hapa too
>>218788065irl streaming needs a renaissance and jet might be the guy to lead it
the one time it was fun to watch was seeing what james was gonna cook up because there was a chance the results would have been different.that was a key point to his character. was he acting and not really going to shoot bushir? or was he a man of his word?we will never know because jet is a fucking retard
>>218787854Jd and Anissa making it to final 4 is criminal. Why don't they make fixed eliminations to get the boring fish out first? THEN do fair competition with the entertaining fish. Its not that difficult.
what was even the point of gathering plants if there was an overpowered 80lbs stump in the middle of the room?
>>218788044would you do it if ellie said you had to suck jets cum out of her pussy first?
>>218788071anon, I think you're onto something
>>218788072The bed slats and cactus are real plant matter yet were disqualified for being "part of the house"?If it didnt need to be in the bag, they could have dragged the cactus over to the scale by the same argument you are making
>>218788002I think I remember production was praising Emma last night about being creative enough to grab the stump. I don’t remember them saying it doesn’t count.
>>218788030I want to know what his PhD thesis is on and if he's actually read Mishima.
>I would've shot Bashir
>>218788122bam didn't want to wait until 7 PM
let's be honest Sam could take the hint that nobody gives a shit about muh game and would make the most entertaining decision
He's now actually getting Drake to say who he would have shot, holy shit. Obviously he's going to say Bashir at this point, why the FUCK would he ever say Emma?
>>218787975wet pussy
>>218788108listen to yourself lmao
>>218788132Bingo is slowly starving to death
>>218788081He can't handle anyone talking back to him and calling him retardedThe only thing he's learned is not to do it over twitter anymore since people can screenshot it for later
>>218788048he's already a vibe nuke sober, when he gets drunk he'll be a vibe tsar bomba
>>218788110Jet said in 45 min
>>218788060none of them are likeable you stupid lonely faggot
>jet puts a huge stump that makes you automatically win on the table>jet makes it to where the guys have no clue it exists>jet wants the guys to ransack the girls for something they have no clue exists???????????????
>you can play black ops with your favorite contestants on voice chat, we're not even gonna monetize it
>>2187881106:30 local
>>218788122Bashit got slimed out
>>218787811Why is jet seething? Was there another rose challenge situation?
>cleaning day for drunk pos>it's going to be just Vicky>she leaves tomorrow
FEED BINGOI'M GOING FUCKING INSANE
Shes dying of alcohol poison tonight right?
no hate to other seasons i watched em all but season 3 is my favorite
>>218788155boring
>Making the first place person get the elimination choice was dumb. It should've been setup so whoever came in last got eliminated. This would've prevented the teaming and made everyone actually attempt to play. It was entirely productions fault that he's gone.Is Reddit right? Is Reddit smarter than us?
>>218788142You are not the target audience buddy. Emma is #1 at the moment and Anissa #2
>>218788155false
>SEE! SEE! THEY BOTH WOULD'VE ELIMINATED BASHIR! I DIDN'T LET EMMA WIN! I DON'T WANT TO FUCK HER!Holy fuck Jet is SEETHING
>>218788011They mogged the tank you can’t deny it
>james tell the audience who you would have shothes obviously going to say bashir either way to save his ass
>>218788085You're making a joke, right anon? Has Bingo still not ate? Do they not have any microwaveable meals in the fridge?
TMZ just in
it was going pretty well up until today but jet fucked it there's no way anyone on kick is watching this in a week's time
>>218787834>it's actually good that we didn't let James Drake have to make a decision where be promised 2 groups different things.yes, his name is clean, and his name is James Drake>It's actually WHORE Emma just shot exactly who we all knew she would shootit is good because we know jet blatantly rigged the game we knew days ago he wants to fuck her and she wants to be rapped by him
>>218788181worse lul
>>218788155yeah bashir was toast either way. RIP
dpos is cringe fake shit
>I would have delivered kinothanks, nice to know the show could be good in some alternate universe
>>218788030>bashirsiteLink?
>>218788169
QUICK GET ANOTHER ONE OF BAMS NORMIE FRIENDS TO COME IN AS A FREELOADER
>Cole>Simmons>Jon>BashirWhy do we always lose the most interesting and highest potential fish first? All of these people should've been in the final 3 of their respective seasons
>>218788122bam had an AA meeting
>>218788155Even if he did the outcome would've been a lot different
bitchtank was the last good season. Claire was the last content fish. No Scott no fishtank.
>>218788122Bam wanted to go to a fancy restaurant with his wife
>yeah guys see Drake would have done it! There's no way he could be lying now because the alternative is TTS telling Emma that he wanted to kick her out!Jet, you are wigging the fuck out on an unreal level right now. I'd tell you to just call Bashir back in, but you're legitimately retarded.
>>218788173it wasn't even the original challenge, it was something they made up after the plants were destroyed>>218788193TTS SNITCHES, WHY WOULD DRAKE SAY ANYONE BUT BASHIR??? WHATS THE POINT OF ASKING
>>218787979Trust fund JD is gay and he doesn't need the money
>>218788190i called this shit day one, production astroturfing
>>218788197They had a protein shake or some yogurt drink or something like that
>>218788193but everyone knew emma would have shot bashir, james shooting him would've been way more suspenseful and it would've gone down as a legendary moment
>>218788151they absolutely could have put the cactus in a bagstay mad
Post your face atm
I was just about to post saying I love Bingo's outfit with the beanie on and the tight jeans, and then she takes the beanie off.cursed
Can someone make a bingo and bongo Danjak that will be the only thing that will cheer me up in these dark times
>>218788173jet is so retarded he probably forgot it exists
>>218788193It's the most directly obvious display of his incompetence to the point where anyone defending it is clearly trolling
First week of each season:Season 1:>Jon harrasses whore Sylvia with Bible verses>Letty villain arc begins>Sam destroying the house and intimidating the fish>Sharks torment fish and scare them at nightSeason 2:>Detective Cole monologues and smashes walls>Summer forced to chug energy drinks while doing intense workouts until she vomited>Investigations into JC being a Chinese spy>Each contestant gaslit into believing they were the insiderSeason 3:>Famous House gaslight, every contestant believes it's a legitimate reality show on Hulu>Luke torments creepy Indian man>Burt having schizophrenic delusions>Alex B freaking everyone out with his monkey madnessSeason 4:>Morbidly obese lolcow constantly falls down, has milk dumped on her, and suffers multiple mental breakdowns>Aryeh gaslit into believing he had destroyed the life of a cartoon artist and ruined Spongebob forever, causing a mental breakdown>Freddy delivers alcoholic shenanigans>Sam kicks Freddy in the headSeason 5:>fake poop bit and uhh a rigged plant challenge>ummm uhhh yeah
>>218788171well then you're in no place to complain
>>218788205This just have a drinking challenge and count the drinks they're having, the women will all pretend to be drunk as always.
>>218788193Hey little buddy, if you actually watched the show and not just recaps you would have seen that Drake said in confessional he would probably shoot Bashir but he was telling the other fish he would shoot Vicky.
imagine they take JD on as cameraman
>>218788132Bingo still needs protein
>>218788083uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i like doordash
what was the point of the Emma suspense?she was obviously shooting Bashir
With Drunk POS challenge, you'd think tonight would be a great night to bring back Freddy or Jobe.We've already seen Drunk POS challenge with these fish every day the last week.
>>218788110alhamdulillah, allah has spared bashir of this ugly fate. subhanallah allahuakbar
>>218788238
>>218788155Like it has been said. The betrayal of going back in the handshake would have been actual kinoEmma shooting someone wasn't bad content either desu
>>218788189The week long “collect the most of this item” challenges are always stupid and they should stop doing them.
How does jet fuck everything up? He's so hard to defend, even when he's doing a good job you know its eventually going to crash and burn
>>218788144can i just do the first part
do the wiggers not realize if we aren't getting content from bashir or a good fish we will get content from fucking with production?
>>218788193k jet is mad yeah but he's right i told bashir to crash out and he didnt
Reminder this all started because bashitter nuked his own plant FAHHH
>>218788186even the wiggers agree they peaked with S3
>>218788218truuuuuuuuu
>>218788267they are such a sexy couple im getting turned on over here
>>218788254He probably more competent (and straighter) than Mints.
>You forgive me for fucking black guys right anon?
16 pplreset
>>218788157>>218788220So what even happened? Did Drake shoot Bashir? Did drake even do the elimination? I'm so confused. I was only gone like 4 hours. Pissed I missed Bam too.
>>218788236No because they explicitly were told the cactus and "house plants" were not allowed
>>218788263summer of love S3
>>218788254JD has a real job why the fuck would he become a basement wigger
>>218788250he said he would shoot everyone
>Store closed literally all dayEnjoy dinner, fish
I need Emma to get so drunk she gets naked tonight
>>218788267It's amazing how his retarded little wigger brain cannot take any accountability for stupid show design. Blame the fish, don't blame me! It's just my show!
TIME TO MOG THE HOUSE IN THE DRUNK PIECE OF SHIT CHALLENGE
Post from yesterday around 5 PMI KNOW HE SAID THE LOG DOESN'T EXIST
if /ftl/ is seething then it's good contentBashir elimination was great
>>218788093POS challenge was hilarious in S1 cuz there was no stimulation until then>now everybody wants the fish drunk day 1 >Vicky and bongo have been drinking everyday pretty much
freddy?
yo jet send your mumbling retard friend jameson up the people will love it
>>218788211you forgot ian and angie
>>218788246you're right, S3 was the best
What compels this man to actively make the worst decision in every given moment?Like does he get off on being hated?It's like he does the opposite of every GOOD decision specifically so he can get backlash
>>218788289after your beheading, yes
>>218788277people told bashir to do this for a day but he pussed out, the real issue is just making eliminations based on social stuff instead of losing the challenges
>>218788266ThisThey wanted to recreate the chaos of the candy challenge snd include le epic stump twist
>>218788259You would complain either way
WHO ELSE /JD/
James Drake knows TTS will snitch everything he says. Of course he'll say he would have gotten rid of the only eliminated fish instead of putting out a name that can still bite him.
the wiggers genuinely think everybody's mad that it's because bashir got eliminated and not because james drake got it instead of emma. fucking idiots have zero clue how the audience thinks. if james drake did it, it would've had genuine tension, wouldn't have been obvious and based on emotion, and would've been a kino backstab. actual, genuine, true blue retards run this shit show. they though this was a "gotcha" enough to have it pop up on the site. god fucking dammit man
>>218788291don't play with my emotions nigger
>>218788298ok so why are you still crying holy shit dude what have you been watching for 5 seasons
>>218787989Probably why season 3 was good. Didn't get any real eliminations until half way in
>>218788289only if we can own the muzzies together
BINGO FOUND SOME CASH
>>218788234This is good to hear, thank you. Despite this, as the other anon said here >>218788255 , Bingo still needs more food. She can't subsist on a protein shake and yogurt alone. It's not healthy and it's not livable. If Jet doesn't fix this, and Bingo gets hurt, then I will personally fly to Rhode Island so that I might testify in court. I'm perfectly qualified to do so, as I have been watching for at least 12 hours a day, with most of this time pointed towards Bingo and her twin sister.If Jet fuck this up, he will never see the outside of a prison cell again.
every night w/ vicky has already been drunk piece of shit challenge
>Bingo found cash stuffed in a chair>JD is now trying to hop on their thing and look for cashHe's legitimately a faggier Brian. he reminds me of him in a lot of ways
jet is a retard and he should have 0 input on the show, should just go back to being a shark and a shark only
>>218788289*roundhouse kick to the fucking jaw*
>>218788289never
ppv KINGS
Today was a Jet w.
>uhh.... we do fair competitions now...>I even tried to rig it!!>anyways, this is everyone else's fault
>>218788211final 3 is reserved for the plushie bait, self insert/audience favorite and the least offensive background character who did nothing all showactually interesting and entertaining people get dogpiled by everyone because they are a "threat" and production joins in and uses them for content until they quit, or in this case get removed by the fish
>>218788314trauma from absent/abusive fathernot so different from all the bpd fish girlies, maybe that's why he's so attracted by them
>>218788307DELETE OR WE WILL SEND YOU A CEASE AND DESIST IMMEDIATELY.
Head probably the type of guy to fall for an AI pic of himself
>>218788327>haha, wow, good job dude, you totally got me, i deserved that lol
>>218788332if james drake did it, it would have been a funny betrayal either way
3rd boring day in a row? Most interesting fish (not a high bar) kicked off the show?
>>218788307He did too many whippets in the meantime and forgot
We’re getting drunk James tonight
>>218788307CLIP???
>>218788332just further proving the longhouse bullshit
>>218788346that's fair
>>218788314When they were sat downstairs for half an hour I honestly thought they were trying to figure out a way to rig it because Bashir going would be lame as hell.Nope, they were just trying to figure out how to fucking weigh the bags.
>this is all bashirs fault>remember when he destroyed all the plants so I changed the rules?>he should've known that was a bad idea>ITS HIS FAULT OKAY?You fucked up and you know it Jet.
tying jet to a chair and torturing him mercilessly would feel euphoric
>>218788337>pov English tourist visiting Amsterdam's Red Light District.
>>218788283cleh truuu webm w/audio wy@?
>>218788300because he's a faggot
>>218788281how did they trick him to do that?
>>218788327Can't hate this faggot>JD>Drake>Vicki>>>>>>>>everyone else
What epic prank will Uncle Head do tonight / tomorrow? i don't think he can do anything more crazy than he already did
>>218788332Just tuned in. Emma did the elimination? The fuck? Why? How did they decide that? Did her stox skyrocket or something?
>>218788331true he never reveals his true motives like the goat he is
>drunk pos challenge
Drunk POS challenge is going to be a flop this season.
>>218788350"go back to" he created season 1 faget came up with literally all the ideas picked the cast picked the house
>>218788307That was me trolling. I kinda regret it now lol
>>218788307JETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Drunk pos is lame without destroying the house, nothing will top the s1 version
>>218788211how do you even combat this realistically? give them immunity for being entertaining? Jon, Cole, Alex, and Freddy used to shit test the wiggers too much and never actually tried in the challenges
>Doing the drunk piece of shit challenge when all the fish have empty stomachsGrim.
>starving>spend money on energy drink
>>218788327
>>218788289you are upsetting me, and i feel like you're doing it on purpose
>>218788397rape bongo challenge
>>218788083They should have an option to purchase a "wash and dry clothes" like a coin operated laundromat. Could even have a fish wash peoples clothes as a job.
claire is a brat
>>218788331Finally someone with a brain. He said earlier he's not gonna be honest anymore since tts snitches
>>218788314incredibly fragile ego combined with low intelligence. when he receives criticisms for making bad decisions, he doubles down to spite the audience rather than learn from his mistakes. he's an incredibly dogshit person and doesn't deserve to run fishtank. if sam had any sense he would fire jet
just kick head out alreadyhe was funny for a day but why keep him around?
>>218788397still waiting on shit shoeit's where you shit in a shoe, it's called shit shoe
>be entertaining >get dogpiled>leave earlyevery fucking time
>drunk pos in a rented house
Need more mean jewish Ben.
>>218788362perfectly said
>>218788327he's had a few moments where other fish would have crashed out but i don't really like him
>>218788307uhhh
jet really is useless, it's almost sad.
If there's a clip of jet saying the stump doesnt count he might as well just close the stream and drive back up to rhode island
>>218788332No dude, the chick killing the guy she's been wanting to kill for 3 days is way more interesting than the guy who made a handshake deal with the guy killing him for the good of the tank in his mind. It would have been good for Drake to get some hate from the fans, and then have to step up to redeem himself.What did we get instead? Garbage.
>>218788093yay drunkard addict vicky is gonna be so kino
i'll be honest i don't think drunk piece of challenge has ever been very good the audio always sucks
>>218788327JD is a princess!
>>218788002I don't think they ever said it, only things like you can't use "the existing plants that were on the set day 1". I don't think the boys even had the chance to see the stump, Emma went immediately to it and hid it (I think based on scrubbing through the vod).
>>218788283 Clioobs is still here daily searching her name on 4plebs
yall are crazy that was 110 percent on bashir. it aint on jet[mints can y
>>218788307So I can screenshot any post and it means it’s true? Nice!
>>218788307Bro i am Jet the log did count. else i would have stopped it.
>>218788297emmashe had the log
>>218788432bam as host = bams annoying retarded lowlife friends as freeloaders
Head is crying and freaking out despite going through less than anyone from season 2.
a funny idea would be to kick JD out and bring Bashir in as a fake JD and continue as normal
love him or hate him, he was necessary
>>218788420infallible bingo logic what's wrong
predictions for how many times the carpet be mentioned tonight
>>218788154probably some schizoshit. the website he shouts out is filled with schizo philosophyhas a bunch of philosophy books listed as well so probably
>>218788346>bingo scavenging for cash to buy food>tries buying something from the market>market closed somebody feed her goddamnit
>>218788456The post is evidence that the log being in play was discussed prior to today
>>218788400jet allowed the stump to count for herhence stumpgate
they should force vicky to shower at gunpoint
>>218788307
>>218788464Jimmy/Tayleigh coded post
>>218788432This is headtank. The only content for the day is bams friend running in to mess with him in a scripted bit. The fish are just filler and TTS bait.
>>218788422so fucking self conscious
>>218788369exactly. it was never truly about bashir
>>218787979
>>218788408>>218788403Going to be overly tryhard and unfunny, they'll burn out fast and crash. Nobody will do anything mean to each other for fear that they'll be eliminated next. It'll be an early bedtime. Maybe Vicki walks. Highlight of the night will be Head shitting himself for real. Enjoy
>>218788307DELETE THIS
>>218788453>claudia self-soothing with foodFATTY
>>218788472what fucking carpet this house is a literal echo chamber
>>218788387ITS ALL JETS FAULT BRO REEEE
claire and emma are all time greats
The dogpile always wins.
anyone got the webm of jet getting gored by the mexican
>>218788327he might be somewhat funny and understand the game a lot but he has the most anti-content way of being, content nuke isn't a joke, he shouldn't ever be on camera again
>>218788122This pissed me off more than anything the wiggers have done. Who the fuck decides to do some bullshit elimination during the middle of the fucking day
>>218788190Can't wait for Emma, JD, twins, Anissa final four! That'll be super entertaining...
did he count?
incoming slightly drunk POS challenge where production will intervene whenever something happens other than boring drunk conversations and loud TTS/SFX
bashir messed up by destroying all the plants straight away forcing jet to pull the "plant matter" bit out of his ass.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/218747257/#q218748561>it's realahahahahahaha kys jet
based head buying food for everyonefuck the production
>Muh log didn't count Jet told us :( waaaaahOkay, so where is the clip? oh you have anything besides a random 4chan screenshot?
>>218788453we love our little crash out queen and she loves us
i hated bushir day 1 but he grew on me the rest will not grow on me
be honest, how much longer are you going to watch?
>>218788499the carpet always finds a way
>sam brought the show down and ruined everything>jets is better when he isnt being held back>OMG THEY ELIMINATED THE LARPING MUSLIM FAGGOT>JETS SUCKS HE RUINS EVERYTHING BRING BACK SAM AAAHHHHHHHlisten to yourselves
>>218788307WE NEED THIS CLIP NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>218788400they gave her a 70 pound stump that the guys didn't even know about and then expected the guys to ransack them anyway
>>218788514Dogs are not plants
>>218788528same man, same
>>218788408Maybe. But it will tell us definitively if this season is worth committing to or not
*dies of starvation*
can you post your best James screencaps? I want to do AI edits
was today the most work he has done this season?
>>218788465Jet already got so upset about the whole thing he's sent Bashir home, so he's not coming back. Fucking worthless wiggers, man. Take him downstairs, ask him if he wants to be a freeloader right now, you can always kick him in a week if he's not doing anything.He doesn't need the fucking money, he just wanted to be on the show because he's autistic.
drunk pos even though bingo and bongo will sleep early again
>>218788416>give them immunity for being entertaining?YES. the top half in endorsements/stocks or some combination should all be immune. only the boring nontent faggots should even be at risk of going homeJD/Emma/Anisa+1 should have been the only people in danger.
for the potential copers out there: no, bashir will be too busy with his phd to go on bloodgames
>>218788289I live in the same city as her. What should I say if we ever cross paths?
>>218788533i already stopped
>>218788512Bam is phoning it in and just hanging out with his wife and wrestlers in the house he rented down the street. Probably didnt want to stick around until 7. Host is a diva
Bashir > Summer > Angie> Simmons > Ian > >> Brandon
>>218788466the fishbnb trailer remains the greatest piece of official fishtank media and it's not even close
>>218788327Day 1 JDigga
>>218788521his mistake was thinking this was Fishtank, when it was actually Big Brother
>>218788444This and it was obvious and production fucked it up completely
>>218788557bloodgames 2 is also never happening
>>218788453>eating 300+ calories muffin before bedNo wonder she's gained 50 lbs since bitchtank
>>218788536To be fair the show's been bad since it started, Bashir eliminated was just the nail in the coffin.
>>218788533i usually give up in about 3 days and check in near the end
>>218788419pretty deserved tbf, fuck this cast
>>218788533until they kick the twins unless they bring a previous fish as freeloader
Restream here come chill bros!https://www.youtube.com/live/SGIj-U984hYhttps://www.youtube.com/live/SGIj-U984hYhttps://www.youtube.com/live/SGIj-U984hYhttps://www.youtube.com/live/SGIj-U984hYhttps://www.youtube.com/live/SGIj-U984hYhttps://www.youtube.com/live/SGIj-U984hY
The /ftl/ autists are on the case. They WILL search the archives and find the evidence to expose Jet for his log fraud.
>>218788453Need her to trip
>>218788466they see Head as their fatty replacement for the season and won't bring him in
>Emma should've eliminated someone else, now she has no alliesNIGGA BASHIR WASNT ON HER SIDE ANYWAYS
>>218788460>>218788479>>218788539>all the time everyone spent collecting fucking dead tree leaves and playing hungry hippo meant nothing because of a giant stumpAm I understanding this correctly?
>NEXT CHALLENGE: WHOEVER HAS THE MOST CHEESE FRIES WINS
>target locked in...
Fuck jet
>>218788533this is probably my last dayI'll check the thread in couple days but I won't open the stream again
I specifically remember Jet saying nothing that was in the house before the challenge started counts, including all plantsjet changing the challenge mid way shows they didnt account for the stump counting as plant matter. that was retroactive
>>218788503hi mints
>>218788573if they stay in the south, there's plenty of small ranches that they can pay to fuck around on
>fish are low energy because they haven't eaten all day and only have vaped to get their nicotine fixJET NEVER LEARNSJET NEVER LEARNSJET NEVER FUCKING LEARNS
>>218788593Yes. All the extra plant shit they added to the house made zero difference.
>>218788307Hey guys, Bam Magera here from the hit MTV show Viva La Bam and JACKASS.I'll keep this brief. ill be leaving the show and unfortunately my buddy Head will also be stepping down.
>>218788554They should bring him back purely to fuck with Emma and Vicky like they did with Jon season 1. Give him the job of thot patrol
>>218788596common jet W
the plant challenge was genuinely fucking retarded
>you now realize he had to rig it for emma so he doesn't get sued because she is injured
who's fucking jet first Vicky or Emma
>bingo bongo bingo bongo bingo bongoFUCK YOU ITS SPRUCE ALL OVER AGAIN
why would jet rig to get rid of bashir you retards
>>218788593yes
>>218788512They never announced a reschedule.They said 7PM and went straight into counting leaf materials.
>>218788533I'll watch the drunk challenge because I myself am a drunk piece of shit right now but I think that'll be it
>>218788598i type bullshit jet allegedly said all the timeif it isnt on camera it doesnt mean shit you fucking retard
yesss twintentt ftwwww
>>218788593>The challenge that Bashir won in the first place that had to be changed because it was over too fast ended up not mattering at all anywaysAHEMSAY THE LINE
>>218788598You’re so tarded. If there’s no clip there’s no proof
>>218788596Jet probably grew up around 100s of Vickys
there is no clip of jet saying the log doesn't count because he never said it.
>BOO HOO THE SHOW ISN'T GOING THE WAY I WANT BOO HOO HOO HOO
imagine if it was least plant matter gets kicked, instantly everything would be fixed
any ideas for tomorrows challenge
>WILL JAMES DRAKE ELIMINATE BASHIR AS HE DISCUSSED WITH THE LONGHOUSE? FIND OUT TOMORROW!>guys its really suspenseful, will Drake do it?>oh Emma has a giant log and just eliminated Bashir immediately>why are you guys mad? i did everything perfectly, I even rigged it for him!
>>218788627bingo and bongo were raped
>no one to pray
>>218788254Not only does JD have a real high paying job, hes also a trust fund kid. He humble brags about his sister getting 10k whenever she asks.
>>218788634He didn't rig it, he literally just forgot about the fucking stump because he's retarded. The entire morning he and Ben were talking about how Drake was going to win.
>>218788596She's hotter than Claire so he might do it.
Having that euphoric homo erotic fantasy of watching James Drake Coleman blow off Jet Neptunes head with a .50 Caliber sniper rn
>>218788314Insecurity. When confronted on anything he will triple down on making whatever decision just to spite anybody who threatens his fragile ego. Every time, same deal. He can't help himself. All he needs to do is own up to his shortcomings and things could be so much better.
hell yeah jd and landon content
BEST NAKED GIRL CHALLENGE WHEN
>>218788558irl J spam
"let's fucking go" was always cringe
>>218788533was barely watched to begin with
Should I fucking turn heel on this nigger Jet again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LnalVQ73lU IF JET SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THE STUMP IT WILL BE IN HERE
>>218788594>uhhh cheese is dairy and so is milk so vicky wins
>>218788558tell her to clean her fucked up skin.
this was the last straw, fuck you jet
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Anyone else just enjoying all the seething? Bam mad. Jet and Ben mad, the fans seething.
>>218788670This but on bashit
>>218788444yep the wiggers simply do not watch their own show and they'll never listen to sensible people because jet is the most stubborn faggot on planet neptune
>>218788652>they haven't seen a rigged fishtank season everHAHAHA
>>218788655make bam relapse immunity challenge
jet neptroon is the most incompetent person in history
they need a new person within 24h
>>218788665Explains why he has no personality
>Pay them at the end of the day after the store shuts>Sometimes just forget to fucking pay themThis shit is so retarded
>>218788655This will never be believable because Bam could never solve the Captcha in a trillion years Also >Can I go now Jet?
>>218788655phil
>>218788533probably will keep watching but the tension, excitement, will no longer be there could give a fuck less what happens next now that the classic fishtank pattern has once again happened
>>218788466this trailer was awesome and perfectly encapsulated the chaos of S2 at its best
>>218787973i stopped watching. the rest of the contestants are all boring, non confrtontational nontent.none of the remaining beta males ares willing to stand up against he longhouse
>>218788634That's not the issue. Jet is screeching that it was a fair elim when it clearly wasnt due to HIS unclear rules about what constitutes eligible plant matter. If bashir was eliminated by Drake, that's one thing, but the log being last-minute greenlit and swinging the competition was lame and jet knows it was lame
>>218788678It was cringekino when vance did it because he was so awkward trying to act energetic.
>>218788574bitch was fat on jacobtank
At least we still have the kratom queen
>>218788704its just gonna be another gen-x bam orbiter
they made like 3 sound fx for Bashir, they planned for him to be there longerBashir fucked up, plain and simple.cope and seethe faggots
>>218788573good
>>218788655make head cum contest
>>218788691bill ottman not knowing the monetary value of the gift he should buy for secret santa
>>218788655get dico as a freeloader
>>218788596saying I'm a Stan of someone is my bit
>>218788596he's cool for that at least but he's only doing it because paypigs hate her and not because she's an interesting fish
>>218788615it'll never happen because I have a feeling jet would hate the ideahis role was so small in last oneit happened though, they should make xavier to design it and have someone competent (someone not jet) to script it
Fake poopFake crashoutFake stump
>>218788711phil this dick in yo azz nigga
>>218788729what if its just bam
>>218788533I might tune in for the finale when James wins. I'm over it. I didn't even like Bashir that much, he was just the straw that broke the camel's back.
>>218788625i think it was good but the cast made it bad. nobody went for any big plays after bashir's initial one
love the SFX cucking my twintent fuck this fucking show
wow the kratom queen who just day drinks in the confessional all day and sleeps
jet thinks people want to watch him do IRL streams lmaoooo
>>218788634he thought emma would be more likely to be volatile than Drake when the opposite was the more likely outcome. Jet has a terrible pulse on his own show.
>>218788585oh my god>I totally forgot about this faggot
>>218788043Jin got kicked and the production got a lot of shit. But Freddie stepped up big time to fill those shoesIn S5 who is going to step up?FUCKING JD?The majority of the cast is fucking Nontent
>>218788617>>218788636This is retarded. Did Drake at least reveal his master plan?
>>218788655how about ANOTHER meet n greet with the fish! dont ever think about fucking with them, WE WANT FRIENDTANK!
>>218788696Me kek. Feels like fishtank again
>james drake is easily the most attractive because he exercises
>Bam completely checked outeven he knows it was gay as fuck
>>218788655antiquing
>>218788655best naked body masturbating (females only)best bare knuckle boxer (men only)
Invite Bam for the drunk piece of shit challenge or you're a sackless coward Jet.
>>218788466i want fatty to incel rage at emma
JET MAKE LANDON CLEAN SOMETHING SO YOU CAN PLAY THE SONG
6fishtank
*incoherent reverb tts**incoherent reverb sfx**incoherent reverb conversation*
this is gonna be like when jin left and they just started bringing in random celebrities every single fucking day to stop the boredom
>>218788732>Bashir fucked upProduction fucked up with a garbage challenge, giving the men no reason to attack the women, and not removing the log prior to the announcement.
>>218788763seethe queer. vicky is based
>>218788746jet has already said how much he loves roleplay stuff and he probably enjoys playing the dungeon master role
>>218788674>>218788674>>218788674migrate
>>218788696yes based
>>218788675^^winning idea
>>218788777I hope he does he’s ass
We're going to do the Don Vito challenge todayLooks like the Twins father already won!
>>218788596Then why is holding Emma stox? Just for le ebin trolling?
>>218788585>some faggot talking>the stream itself is fucking a quarter of the fucking screenor i could just watch on fucking kick where they're now streaming until production goes to bed at like midnight
Bongo’s trans sibling was very upset at Bongo for saying faggot.
>>218788770No. Jet crashed out so hard that he had Drake go on camera to say that he would have voted for Bashir, but there is no possible way he would ever say anything else in that situation because it would just annoy Emma and Vicky for no reason and he's trying to friendtank them.
>>218788327Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is one of your finalist!!! Are you entertained? Trust fund homo
>>218788742Thanks a lot jet
>>218788763better than the guy who just tells stories about traveling and prays and literally has done nothing interesting his entire time there
>runs a hungry hungry hippos bit so the fish could increase their plant matter totals>the entire volume of plant matter offered is less than a random log that was presumed to be out of play due to unclear production rules
le merge>>218788674>>218788674>>218788674
CHALLENGE TIME! Whoever collect the most cum by the end of 48hrs wins "THE BULLET".
>>218788655BRINGONAHOTGIRLFREELOADER
>>218788596The most transparent thing about Jet is his insecurity/ego. Everyone is mad at him so he does the thing where he tries to piss people off more so he can act like it's all a bit and nothing actually gets to him. >chews into micIt's literally his coping mechanism.
>>218788682could easily not have been on director feed
>>218788443I watched it happen but it’s not on the YouTube Director Stream. Cucumber needs to go through his footage or some shit. I think it was Emma or Vicky in the Jungle Room and they asked if they could use it and were explicitly told no. Same reason the Cactus didn’t count.
>>218788794maybe Bashir should have tried harderoh well, he's gone now.
>>218788707The other day when confronted about not paying contestants for their jobs:>You have to constantly remind us to be paid or it will just never happen... that's how I am with like everyone... like if you aren't up my ass about it you will not get paid same as anyone he hires
>>218788267jet legit has below 100 IQ, he is just a dumb fuck that lucked out into befriending sam at the right time
