/ftl/ - Fishtank Live S5 #172Remember what they took from you edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- Drunk POS challenge in a bit-- Bashir got eliminated by Emma-- The Computer Lab has been opened... and closed>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5Previous thread: >>218787811
What should I doordash for din din
nice bake you fucking retard
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FUCK YOU NEPTROON
>>218788710nothing do the bingo challenge don't eat
Starving girl :(
Jet sucks cocks in hell
vibes are not good boys
>this season we have a muslim
>>218788674I'm just gonna say what everyone is thinking, Bam sucks as host
wn2b spamming pics of claire to hit the image limit as fast as possible.
>>218788721sorry idk what got to methis bashir shit got me hella tight
Why can't they be friends?
dman
Can we get a vibe repair for /ftl/?
>uses the logget out played bitch
hope you enjoyed all the excitement this season had to offer
Another reason why this season sucks is there is no more pure isolation. The contestants can talk to some indian to get informed about whats happening in the outside world and they get to play video games.
Bongo wants to stay in confessional but Bingo wants to go draw with JD god damn lmao
I'm sad about the days events, does anyone have any non doomer thought on the season?
>>218788710beef wrap
JET IN BASEMENT CHAT Jet (@jetnep): it wouldnt be a good elim if people werent cracked at the results, happy with itWhat is our response /ftl/?
>twins said that James Drake is obviously the best looking man in the house
I wish I wasn't broke I would TTS bingo and bongo asking them to drink some of the aquarium water
the reason people are talking about the log is because jet said the cactus doesnt count so why would the log? realistically
>>218788754hi
Is it me or is Bongo becoming cuter
>>218788802Jets butthole breeds resentment among females
>>218788817o7https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774029789505782.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773975656847290.mp4
>>218788825>POV: you just saw james drake
>>218788754this is what it's all aboutthis is what we fight for
>>218788825They're unironically beautiful to me now
abi + claire
Let him host the drunk piece of shit challenge, you'll go so viral on twitter Jet
>>218788710More Wendy's chat
>>218788710cheese fries
crampy bongo
>>218788754dopamine
ZERO pop
>it's actually good that we didn't let James Drake have to make a decision where be promised 2 groups different things.>It's actually based Emma just shot exactly who we all knew she would shoot
>>218788832high off that copium
>>218788832I'm thinking this show is dog ass
BOOHOO THE FISHIES DIDN'T PLAY THE GAME THE WAY I WANTED SO I CHANGED THE RULES AND KEKED THE CONTENT WAHHH
there's not a single evidence they said the log doesn't count Emma won fair and square
James Drake would have shot Emma
>>218788832fair enough but now the show is gonna be bad, a guy got kicked for being competitive
LMAO are you sleeping? everyone is just kinda quietwow its almost like you fucking lost the 3 best content people and now this is the shit you're left with
>>218788727just watch ppv no one wants to go to your shitty restream faggot niggerrope
NIFTY NIGGERS REPORT IN
>>218788832How many copes is he gonna come up with today
im so mad they didnt put a ptz in the kitchen so we could get kino zooms on the food
>>218788832might as well just say hes a huge a huge faggot that likes when entertaining people are kicked, hes just saying shit
>>218788844always was
>>218788832
>DrakeSeething because the rules dont matter>JDGay and cringe>EmmaDumb nontent whore who doesn't ever talk, will cry when doing any challenge that isn't straight coddle tank and walk >AnissaHas done nothing for a week, nontent>VickyOne foot out the door already, going to pull a MEG by the end of today>TwinsDying from starvation>LandonSeething about being a Janny. Will probably walk when pushedRUH ROH RAGGY
>>218788872
claireposting is a vibe
SEND HER IN
>>218788710Porchesi and a Zagnut
i only like the janny fag, twins and actor. they did a great job casting hateable people. its a good show
>>218788844she's a queen, post the zyns clip
Will you kneel when the door gets kicked in and all you can hear is Ha, Ha, Haaaaaah!?
>>218788832>uhh yeah im just gonna piss off the fans haha epic troleNo wonder this shit is bleeding viewers.
If you want authentic fishtank experience watch El estanque if it ever comes back. The drama is way more intense and physical. It really is hellhouse.
>>218788674
ugh
>>218788883bashir would've won if neptroon didn't change the rules
>5 seasons and he still hasn't gotten it right
>run hippo challenge yesterday >total volume of plants up for grab is less than the random log and completely irrelevant
>>218788832we dont care we dontcare and jet/production are simps its ok
>>218788927I will shut it off and stop clipping this shit
>>218788908she honestly has one of the best racks i've ever seen her tits are perfect
>>218788910good formshe moggers
>>218788832we won’t know his real thoughts on it until a few months from now when he randomly says it in the fishtank chat
Jet knows all the conflict in the house is gone and the show is dead he's coping hard
unironic twin simping is extremely grim
her status during all of the action in the house today?
>>218788874James shoulda got the stump if he wanted to win.
Why are the wiggers not able to keep to a timeline? They're already starting the drunk POS challenge
if they try to make Landon a janny again, he is going to walk
This basically made me fully realize that Jet might get rich and shit but he will never escape his fucked up /r9k/ soul. It will always exist and fuck things up.
>>218788882and bashir had a day and a half to do something and choose not todoesnt mean it wasn't the worst possible outcome and the show would be better with him still there and anissa or jd gone
S4>S5post S4
>>218788888holy getNN
>>218788929>turkey tom coulda hit that and get accused of sexual abuseman
Why didn't jet just spend a week with his team running thru the show as a tabletop exercise? Just a whole week of contingency planning by saying "ok and now this is what I think a fishtank contestant would do"
James Drake should walk
jet litearlly coming up stairs to complain about everyone being nontent just minutes after bashir leaves is just fucking epic irony
claire didn't get fat after bitchtank that was haley
>could barely understand the twins day one>now I'm enthralled by their conversations>ugly goblins first day>They are becoming more beautiful by the dayIs this what being a Taytriot felt like?
>>218788952mommy
>>218788960they're on the same level now, they both lost their best guy too early
Breaking out drunk pos challenge cause they fumbled elimination and the gaming room is fucking gay.
i am now longer excited to go back to /bant/ because there is going to be that faggot ben leaks simping for emma.
they kicked bashir so they could do the drunk piece of shit challenge and he doesn't drink
>>218788934>not waiting until after everyone eats dinner so they're more willing
first person to stab jet gets a million dollarsbonus points if you get ben too
>>218788927MONSTER POP
>>218788832why can't he ever just admit one time he fucked up lmfao
james drake should enter his dark arc already.
I propose splitting /ftl/ in two parallel generals.Good vibes general: no toxic messages towards jet, just theorycrafting, posting cute and funny moments and having a positive outlookAnything goes general:the usual
a bit early to do thisclearly scrambling to make the viewers happy again
>>218788960
>>218788832>Doubles down again whenever called out>Doesn't have his Father Sam anymore to reel him inThe great thing about this Season is going to be how many L's can Jet take and how many crashoutsRemember that day in S2 where they brought up the computers from the basement to hate Farm TTS? This is going to happen before Week 2
can't wait for Fishtank to shed all of these season 3 nu-fans and troons and bring in the rabid zoomer kick viewer basethis is a net positive for the showBYE SEETHING FAGGOTS
>You may find new plant matter around the house, the faux greenery does not count it must be real plant matter. You may not peel the faux greenery from the jungle room walls or any of the existing plants around the set DAY 1https://www.youtube.com/live/7LnalVQ73lU?t=13092s
>>218788964what? i dont even know what you aretalking about dude
>nobody cares because they've been drinking every night
>>218788832OH NO NO NO NO HE'S COPING AGAIN HAHAHAHAHA
Yooo!!!! They are getting drunk tonight!! That's way different then the past 6 nights!! Let's fucking goooooop
>>218788934VICKY GOT THIS
>>218788998Jet will do the cell soon
>>218788991He's just going to go full friendtank now. No reason to do anything entertaining, just coast by.
jet: "it was non alcoholic"bongo: "really?"
Bingo is thrilled
>were going to get you drunk again for a challengewow jet really hittin it out of the park
Jet stress chewing
>introduce game room>drunk pos challenge same nightthe game room is going to get totaled isnt it
>>218789009Vicky losing drunk POS is the funniest outcome actually
>Boss can you explain why you're keeping your only eye closed?>Colonel, I figured if there's no vision in the game direction, I might as well go in blind too
>>218788964Because:1. He's lazy2. He's not that bright3. Fishtank is some kind of weird therapy for him to come to terms with his childhood Number 3 is probably the most disturbing of them all.
>>218789003unclear
should i goon to claire again today?
>>218788983You dont have to drink to do the challenge, just act drunk
EMMA VULT>EMMA VULTEMMA VULT>EMMA VULTEMMA VULT>EMMA VULTEMMA VULT>EMMA VULTEMMA VULT>EMMA VULTEMMA VULT>EMMA VULT
>>218789002They will not get a new viewer base doing that
>>218788943Too saggy for abby. Abi likes them perkier and BIGGER
>>218789003>fauxthe stump is real
>Jet still seething about the Bashir elimination
Bashir was done either way. James just admitted it !
30 days of drinking house30 days of sleepy house30 days of starving house
Can't wait to watch people throw cups of water at each other and then play xbox for a couple hours before a good nights sleep!KINO!
>it was all practicejust like how he unironically thinks that way about every season of fishtank btw
SEE HE WAS GONNA ELIMINATE BASHIR I TOLD YOU
>>218788879honestly i believe ab is responsible for this
>>218789003UHHHHHH JETSISTERS???? WHAT'S THIS?!
LMFAO JET YOU FUCKIN LOSER AHAHAH>hey james who were you gonna shoot again can you say that outloud just curious hehe
>>218789003>any of the existing plants around the set
oof
Looking at my BWC
>>218789031she deserves it
>>218789036queen of used bras and xanax abuse
does anyone have any hope for this season?
>I was thinking of other optionsHE WAS SAVING BASHIR. DON'T ASK HIM WHICH OF THE FISH STANDING THERE HE WOULD HAVE SHOT INSTEAD RETARD
>>218789033Should put her in an IDF uniform
>>218789003>posts proof that Emma won fair and square
>>218789038>or any of the existing plants around the set DAY 1
>>218789033Either burns coal or fucks jews I forget, but lole
jet thinks james drake will tell the audience who he was going to vote after all the snitching, this nigga is genuinely brain dead, but half the audience will fall for it
>>218789033I believeEmma is the winner
>>218788832>happy with itLiterally that meme with the crying face under the mask.He's still fucking asking Drake who he would have REALLY picked, what a fucking clown. There is no way Drake will ever say who he would have picked until he's off the fucking show, you dumb wigger faggot.
Bongo literally just said earlier that she regrets drinking so much and is going to stop.
>Jet doesn't understand that even if the end result is the same what matters is James Drake would have had to actually make a hard choice over what he promised vs a girl who was going to shoot Bash no matter what from day 1.He is so stupid
>>218789003
>>218789033Inauthentic. No one is saying this. She's a dumb tatted up roastie that works at a coffee shop
>Jet still trying to justify it by asking James who he was going to eliminateWHY THE FUCK WOULD JAMES SAY ANYBODY OTHER THAN BASHIR WHEN THE OTHER FISH ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM YOU FUCKING RETARD
>PPV back alreadylol jet
bongo is gonna get too drunk and bingo is gonna cry again :(
>>218789050Wasn’t their a Russian social experiment that basically did this on a grand scale?
>most of you are gonna get zero dollarslol good encouragement to stay on the show jet
>>218789036truuuuuuuuuu
>>218789028kek, good one
Hey guys where the heck is Bashir??
>Open the game room>Completely ignore it the rest of the day
>>218789078Bongo and Bingo infighting tonight :(
>>218788979and Bashir doesn't drink
>>218789009She went too hard last week. She's already exhausted
>>218788960The thing is about S4 is when Jin was kicked and everybody was mad at Jet, Freddie stepped up big time to play HeelWho the fuck is going to be Freddie in S5?Gay faggot JD?10 IQ landen?Drake who is now seething that the rules don't matter and is now afraid to do anything since he had his choice taken away by production?
>>218789059
>>218788869Wrong cheese, the orange one is yucky apparently
>>218789055>>218789065>>218789073WHY WOULD JAMES DRAKE SAY IT? JET IS SO DUMB INTS UNREAL
>uhhhh elimination tonight>uhhhh actually elimination right now>uhhhh emma wins>uhhhh bashir is gone>uhhhh the xbox room is open>uhhhh actually you guys have to clean>uhhhh i wish we didnt kick bashir>uhhhh actually it was his own fault>uhhhh actually im glad it made everyone mad>uhhhh clean up guys come on>uhhhh actually drunk pos challengewhat was the overall plan for today
>NO JET I WOULD HAVE SHOT VICKY OR EMMA OH HI VICKY OR EMMA DON'T BE MAD AT ME NOW OKAY?kill jet kill jet kill jet
Hi everybody, my name is James Drake and I'm a total retard who walked right past the giant stump in the middle of the room without considering that I might be able to use it for the challenge.
>>218789073seriously holy fuck he completely misses the point every single time
>Jet realized he fucked up and is spiraling Learn to admit fault you egotistical retard, you're driving yourself insane
I'm genuinely annoyed
>>218789082He's literally just trying to vibe repair his chat because he's retarded and thinks "if the outcome was the same it doesn't matter lol".Drake shooting Bashir and Emma shooting Bashir are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS. One is content, the other is nontent.
jet is way too dumb to be running this show
>>218789099Don't fucking reply to me with your girly bullshit.
>Jet going on a cope spiral before the inevitable crash outI think I've seen this episode before
Bashir didn't even get a day rateHoly shit jet wants to piss people off
>>218789003why does the stump count and not the other real plants in the house?
>>218789095he's currently in jannah
>UUUHHH WE UHHHH GAVE UHHHHH BASHIR NOTHING UHHHHHwhy is he such a charisma vaccum?
>>218788820He wasn't exciting
Jet seems mad
Head will rape one of the girls tonight
>>218789086
>>218789003>existing plants around the set Day 1Jet xisters.....
>PLEEEEEASE PARTICIPATE>PLEASE LET OUT UR INNER ANIMAL >PLS I AM OFFERING MONETARY INCENTIVE PLS PLS PLS>PLEASE RELAPSE ON YOUR ADDICTION FOR CONTENT MY SHOW IS DYING
>>218789074https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKwVFWwA_x8
Alcohol poisoning tank
The real fishtank experience is watching Jet's mounting stress
>>218789116He asked if he could use it and jet said no it doesn't count
>>218789116told they couldn't use any existing greenery in the house from day 1 btw
>>218789021popped an adderall to cope.
>it ends when its overjet is done
>>218789127its funny how much you can see him taking shit out on others. as soon as he was seething on camera he went upstairs and threaten to fine Head for not helping clean
>>218789136Faggot's finally reading the chat
This is REALLY falling apart now.
ANGELA GOING HARD
how the FUCK has the only fish to flash the camera be head this season.very GAY jet
>anissa instantly shotgunning a beershe's activated bros
>>218788824Uhuh and past seasons didn't have tts communicating with contestants either.
>>218789122>One is content, the other is nontent.this lolwould Drake have broken his handshake honor? or his verbal honor?
>clearly the wheels have fallen off of this thing
>the only freeloader can't be bothered to partecipate in a challengegrim
Bongo will be mean to Bingo again :(
>>218789036abi the never saw claire tits. only nina's during ewhore bootcamp
i feel like bashir getting fucked over was a bit, or maybe they'll bring him back as a freeloader or something. jet's going in way too hard on the bashir hate.it's either fake or revenge for the tts when someone called bashir a groomer, and bashir said "are we talking about me, or jet?"
>we didn't give the guy who has millions of dollars from his Grandfather who can travel the world for the rest of his lifeYou sure showed him Jet.
You can see the disappointment in Bingo’s face at seeing Bongo rush over to get beer.
>>218789118its not about that hes just trying to curb some of the hate
Jet is Tony Khan. Nice guy, but shit boss and cannot run a show or company. Also pretends everything is fine when he's bleeding viewers.
A lot of you shld kill yourselves
ANISSA GANGIT'S HER TIME TO SHINE NOWANISSAGANG
I love Jet becoming the top Fish every season. Still undefeated
>>218789136There are 5,000 or so people unified in calling him a complete fucking retard and he knows they are right.
5 SEASONS AND STILL FUCKING UP
>>218789155It's dead wood not greenery chat the boys could have taken it it's not my fault they didn't know about it stop blaming me haha why are you so mad that's funny
>inb4 everyone gets extremely drunk without being a piece of shit
>>218789171sameeee
i remember in s3 and s4 for drunk POS they told them explicitly to break shit, fuck shit up, be entertaining. s5 they just told them to be entertaining. what does this mean for tonight? anyone drinking with them?
ALISSA GOT RIGHT INTO IT shotgunning Yeulings
>>218789151You don't have a clip
>>218789082>D-DRAKE PLEASE SAY IM SMARTIt's another Episode of Jet crashing outI hate this fucking fish. Whens this nigga getting eliminated? It's been 5 seasons
>>218788832Should've decapitated the muslim
>>218789003so the first elimination is fraudulent because jet can't remember his own rules
>interrupts with basement cam>uhh one last time guys you heard it from James himself uhhhh he clearly was going to eliminate Bashir as well so uhhh just get over it guys i'm not mad uhh i'm not mad uhh
>YOU CAN HEAR THE SEETHE IN JET'S VOICEYOU CAN HEAR THE SEETHE IN JAR'S VOICE>YOU CAN HEAR THE SEETHE IN JET'S VOICEYOU CAN HEAR THE SEETHE IN JAR'S VOICE>YOU CAN HEAR THE SEETHE IN JET'S VOICEYOU CAN HEAR THE SEETHE IN JAR'S VOICE
>head considering relapsingKEK
>Adding rules alreadyBrother write some shit down downstairs beforehand, you literally have all day
>>218789198whos this qt patootie
Head seems like a good man. I'm glad he's not caving in and relapsing.
>>218789179go back dronie
>>218789033Personally I like forced retarded memes that pretend some retard is based.
RELAPSETANK
>>218789132he said the other day that he only pays people if they bug the hell out of him for it, so I guess it's bashir's fault
If only Jeff were here...
Who's winning?
conflict of interest
>>218789175>jet's going in way too hard on the bashir hate.he has never gotten over cole or jin except when he tried to get cole on bloodgames (and was snubbed)
>>218789175>i feel like bashir getting fucked over was a bitIt isn't, he really is this dumb.
I honestly dont give a fuck who gets eliminated this time aroundthe entire cast fucking sucks anyways
>>218789196I was about to post this, it's inevitable with these retards
>bingo chugging a redbullsomeone tell her thats not beer
>>218789196A couple of hours of a good time and then straight to bed earlier than usual
>>218789202rented house so no fun allowed
>>218789179Was Jin his CM Punk moment?
>buying 50 of your stox sharesjet really reaching the bottom of the barrel
end head's sobriety tank
>>218789175i didnt hear that, that could explain it, he got the jin treatment
>>218789175Bashir nogged jets challenge with the kamikaze attack it made him seethe. Bashir was out from that moment.
>>218789202they can't destroy anything in this rented house pls understand
>>218789175it's never a bitit's never been a bitnothing they've ever done has ever been a bitnothing they'll ever do will be a bit
>>218789221my gf
doomposters were right
is he seriously not doing a bit?it's like a switch flipped and he lost all ability to shrug off tts
>enjoy your liver failurefaggot got to have a good time throughout his entire 20s and 30s and now he's going to shame others.
>Greenery may refer to:> Any foliage of a plant, either live, freshly cut, or artificial. The term is used in the landscaping, interior design, and florist industries.>A houseplant used for its foliage.>A slang term for marijuana.
>>218788820literally the only active contestant was gaslit into doing nothing and then kicked for it, lol
>google searches for "cheese fries wisconsin" spiked today
>>218789198the wheels fell off because 2026 bonbi sat on the cart fat piece of shit
LMAOThis cast will simply start goofing around and go to sleep.
>>218789236Clarissa
>Bashir fucked up, yet Jet still somehow tied himself to Bashir's L Impressive
>vicky is gonna be nontent because she's paranoid about drama outside the tank
icky sticky yucky vucky
>>218789003NO JETBROS THEY FOUND THE SMOKING GUN FUCK
>>218789179jet is not a nice guy. he's an evil retard.
Twins are not feeling this shit
>>218789175We're about 2 hours away from Bashir's name being added to the Banned TTS list
Not like bashir needed the money. He's loaded from muzzie generational wealth. He just wanted to be an example of religious discipline on fishtank that wasn't straight up retarded like Jon
>>218789272Should have checked out mentally with the fake poop bit, I bet Jet was in on that too. Same with Head fake crying today.VIBE REPAIR, PIZZA FOR THE HOUSE!
>Bongo: I need you to pace yourself and drink slowly>Bingo: Oh I WILL.poor fuckin Bingo man
ORDERING PIZZA AGAIN LMAO
>#VibeRepair pizza
Pizza time
PIZZA VIBE REPAIR
>ordered pizza Zzzzzzzzzz
PIZZA PARTY!!! vibes = repaired
PIZZA VIBE REPAIR LETS GOOO
>>218789179Maybe a year or two ago but that description fits Triple H right now
Jet you hack get REAL cheese fries for landon
Pizza party to repair vibes!!!! Yippeeeee :D thank you jet!!
>pizzaunironically a good idea for once because these fucking wiggers keep starving them after never learning their lesson from season 2
>>218789272They always are
>>218789252IT'S REAL GLASS, CRY ME A RIVER
>set the plant challenge to last 4 days>plants get destroyed in 24 hours>"uhhhh so we changed the rules"
i drink around 30 beers (7% minimum) nearly every weekend am i gonna end up like head
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh pizza time uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh doordash uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pizza pizza guys halo pizza uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i grew up in a foster home
MORE PIZZA ORDERED
>no one is gonna show tits like S1>no one is gonna punch eachother like S2>no one is enough of a normie retard to have a meltdown because they're drunk like S3>the alcoholic isn't drinking unlike S4I hope you're ready for tipsy tank!
>ordering pizza ANOTHER vibe repair night
>PIZZA AND VIBE REPAIR FOR THE 6TH NIGHT IN A ROW
>>218789179>Jet>Nice
>UHHHHH I KNOW IT'S HARD TOD RINK ON AN EMPTY STOMACHE SO I'M GONNA GET YOU GUYS A PIZZA FOR THE HOUSE TOO
>>218789228none of this is true, fuck you for saying all that shit about horses
fuck this shit i'm gonna make my own show
>>218789003DELETE THIS
HELLHOUSE
>>218789303Honestly, getting kicked early before he has to compromise his morals in some way is great for him, he's a fucking fishtank martyr now.
>>218789312>head begs to let him in the market to buy dinner>jet orders pizza anywaylol, lmao
Portesi. Cheese. Fries.Finally Landon will get his cheese fries when they order pizza....
cheese fries party
This is an easy fix, but he cant do it cause it would involve admitting he fucked up. Just say the log was disqualified and Bashir gets reinstated and we move on to a less retarded elimination scheme. Instead he's just gonna seethe as the chat calls him retarded for days
>>218789303unironically made me want to stop masturbating and smoking weed. Haven't done it since yesterday, after his confessional about it,
pizza is that like cheese fries with marinara inside?
>>218789255>anissa winsim calling it now, emma and anissa will be astroturfed into top 5 been calling it since the beginning
>>218789345Jet's a nice guy.
make that FOUR nights so far with free food despite the whole point of the market being that they have to earn money to buy food
only things left worth seeing:twins radioandjames drake going full sociopath and eliminating everyone else one by one
>for tonights challenge, we're going to have a few beers, eat pizza and then go to bed
SPIKE VICKYS DRINK WITH LSD
>>218789193this is retarded wigger cope
I hope they play Cards against Humanity too XD PIZZA HYYYYPE!!
Bam relapsing by butterfly effect
>>218789310I'm concerned bingo saw thisshe might try it herself and get hurt
>>218789291as per usual
Man I hope Bam comes by halfway through and Jet has to run up and confiscate booze from drunks
pizza?
this is fucking fishtank lite >why is he ordering them food?>why are they not breaking anything?>why is production not fucking with them?>why did they kick out the only funny person?because jet is being a cheap fucking faggot and wants this season to be easy and simple
>>218789272Thanks a lot emma
>>218789196jd is going to turn into the biggest faggot i cant wait
>vibe repair season
>director on bullshit instead of the twins and james drake talking about the challengeSLAUGHTER MINTS WITH SLEDGEHAMMERS
Vibes? Being repaired as we speak
ICE CREAMMMMM
>>218789358at least we get this
I went to a sporting event so this is the first time I missed anything. Have they done the elimination yet? Did I miss kino or was a vibe preparation day?
>>218789360This is Jet we're talking about, he could never, ever admit fault.
>>218789003STRIKE THREE JET
Comfy womfy vibey wibey pizza wizza repairy wepairy! Yaaaaaayyyyy!!!
bongo is going to get really drunk and pour her feelings out for James Drake screenshot this
is this more grim than S2 day 10?
why do you guys care so much?
Sam on Pause Snack Continue yesterday said he's going to "learn more about the contestants than they expect." ????https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774131292364063.webm
>I'm here to announce that starting tonight, it's a NEW ERA in Fishtank!
i have a very bad feeling the twins or james drake are next.
>>218789245the longhouse won. vicky and emma are going to target james drake next because he can play the social game well. jd is not going to ally with him because he's too egotistic to realize emma is his biggest threat
bam relapsing and dying in a drunk driving accident mid season
jd is so annoying
i hope half the ppl itt die none of you deserve to live especially off-season posters
EM VULT
>>218789003The Jungle Room wasn't introduced Day 1
>>218789055JAMES DOESN'T TRUST THE AUDIENCE AND TTS HE WILL NEVER ADMIT WHO HE REALLY WAMTED TO KILL IT DOESN'T BENEFIT HIM TO SHARE JET YOU IDIOT
>>218789386flatizza
James Drake says he’s gonna get pretty ripped tonight
We need to be dming jupatroopa jet neptunes penisWe need to be making sure there are no disorderly houses in sandy springsWe need to be finding out mints (formerly heredth) real name
>>218788960>S4>S5aint that the truth
Do any of you guys like to get super drunk with the fish on drunk piece of shit nights?
james drake seems a bit depressed
>>218789413its always like this when the jon/jimmy gets kicked
>>218789413Why does anyone care about anything
>>218789398Bashirs gone, gaming room revealed (bitchtank style), Drunk POS challenge, it sucks
HAS VICKY SHOWERED?
Haven't had a drink in years but I don't think I could stand being sober around these dweebs while they're shitfaced.Head's going to have a hard time I think.
>i get cwazy in scweaming arguments when i dwink
production these are the terms for me no longer doom posting:have a good camera man on the twins constantly, and have them wear new cute outfits every day
>>218789398scouting little league games again i see
>>218789413because i'm tired of all of the content producing fish getting kicked out and turning the latter half of fishtank into a sit around and wait for production to do something season.
Huge twin fight again today.
>already preparing for the inevitable argument
>>218789386
PIZZA AND BEERPIZZA AND BEERPIZZA AND BEER
>>218789398you missed the worst elimination>emma brings out the stump from jungle room>it counts>just shoots bashir because duh>cucked out of drake having to choose>now jet is crashing out
>>218789175jet just has thin skin. he blocks people who criticize him and kicks people off his show for embarrassing him in front of girls he wants to bang. he wants a "fair competition" but there's a reason reality shows are rigged. if they weren't the best contestants would be dogpiled and kicked out week 1 and you'd get boring TV with passive shitters who want to be comfortable.
>>218789418Obviously they are, the fish now know that Jet will let them vote off the content and do nothing to protect it or keep the show interesting.
>>218789360truth is he doesnt care and expected bashir to go home today which is why they are doing drunk PoS now, something he wouldn't have participated inhe just didnt foresee the paypig blowback but he knows they will suck down whatever slop he shits out and none of them will care in a few hours
GET RIPPED
>>218789445you could just not watch??
>>218789427it was in the house day 1 and they specifically said none of the decorations in the jungle room were allowed. Keep making excuses for this faggotry tho
THANKS A LOT JET
>>218789434i haven't drank since steller blade came out on the ps5i usually made rituals out of it and play videogames till i get too drunk and watch a movie or listen to music till i cry
This is wholesome thanks Jet :)
I hope we get angry drunk James Drake
>>218789435I would be too after all that bullshit
>Jet, before I come in the house, you better clear it of any demon worshippers, I can't run a show that isn't for christ
>>218789413we're watching people hang out in a house, doomposting is the actual hobby we're here to participate in.
When will they stop using alcohol as an easy get out of jail card?
>>218789413if i cant get content from the fish I will get it from torturing production
>>218789003THE STUMP AIN'T EVEN REAL MAN THEY FUCKIN WITH YOUITS ALL A HOAX
>>218789003the log was real wood though no?
Portesi Cheese Fries
>>218789450bingo hasnt drank yet
>>218789454I was going to argue about it being the worst elim but I am having trouble with that claim.
>shot of high noonmight as well take a shot of water
>>218789439Jesus, worst possible ending. Who won the challenge?
>I get really angry and rapey when I am drunkJames Drake gonna be a problem
>>218789467none of the FAKE PLANT decorations in the jungle room :)
jet got so spoiled with /ftl/ being positive towards him for like 3 days never gonna happen again.
>drunk call of duty night!>poker night tomorrow!this show is a shell of itself
>>218789440ponder that, she wore two hoodies and two pairs of pants all day because she was afraid the paintball would hurt
>>218789472satanic show
>>218789003The stump was not unlocked on day 1
>flip cupsomeone needs to beat jd up
>>218789427the plant matter challenge wasnt the original challenge either
>>218789416hall or hole
>bingo says she doesn't drink because she fucking dies the next day
>>218789465or you could eat my fishy wishy fishturds.
>yfw Head relapses and Bam yells at Jet tomorrow
>>218789495it's not rape of you are a handsome chad
>>218789440not since like day 3
>>218789472fishtank is family :)
LEDDY IS GONNA CALL BEZOS SOONLEDDY IS GONNA CALL BEZOS SOONLEDDY IS GONNA CALL BEZOS SOONLEDDY IS GONNA CALL BEZOS SOONLEDDY IS GONNA CALL BEZOS SOONVLEDDY IS GONNA CALL BEZOS SOONLEDDY IS GONNA CALL BEZOS SOONLEDDY IS GONNA CALL BEZOS SOONLEDDY IS GONNA CALL BEZOS SOONLEDDY IS GONNA CALL BEZOS SOON
>>218789416pause snack continue is 30 minutes of Sam saying how he wants to kill and rape npcs in his video game, Chris Lynch laughing at it, then Sam lecturing to Chris that its wrong to laugh at that.
>>218789489>its just a frozen pizza with cheese but sliced in horizontal sticks.
Lets have 9 more threads about the stump
>will never get to see Sam confront Bashirfucking hell
>>218789481not much going on in your life?
>>218789503Ok faggot whatever makes you feel better about the absolute scam we all just witnessed
>>218789435he was really excited to make a play on a reality show and now he has to get blackout drunk
>>218789454Damn Jet is crashing out? Couldn't he just not have counted the stump?
>>218789472should I relapse then?
>>218789529rope
fuck this show just took 3 percs gonna perc my dih
i'd be pissed too if i lost the most interesting contestant i've ever had on my show and it was all my fault because my ego was too big to allow for the fish that played the game fairly by the rules i set basically assured his victory within the first day because i was planning it to be the content for the rest of the week but i couldn't allow it because i had already planned for it to go for days and i was gonna have my way
we are witnessing the death of culture and humanity
>>218789507>/ftl/ being positive towards him for like 3 days I remember when this never happened too
>>218789507Dude, imagine how stoked he was when we were calling him just partially retarded and actually laughing at some of his bits.Now he's killed the fucking show. Get to the next season already, this tank sucks.
>>218789245Emma thinking she's hot makes me sick
>>218789525should probably send Head home for tonight
I'm bummed about season 5, was having fun
NEW FREELOADER IN CONFESSIONAL
Behead Jet Neptune. Roundhouse Jet Neptune. Push Jet Neptune off a roof. Beat Jet Neptune over the head with a hammer.
>>218789467>or any of the existing plants around the set DAY 1YOU LOSTTTTTTTTTTTT
It's a good cast.It's everything else that sucks.
>jd instantly nuking the vibe for gay little drinking gameshas this faggot really watched the show before??
just to confirm? was the cactus real? if the cactus was real then it makes sense for people to be upset about the log
>>218789545Emma is the designated grooming victim this season. Please understand.
TONIGHT IS EVIL BONGO>TONIGHT IS EVIL BONGOTONIGHT IS EVIL BONGO>TONIGHT IS EVIL BONGOTONIGHT IS EVIL BONGO>TONIGHT IS EVIL BONGOTONIGHT IS EVIL BONGO>TONIGHT IS EVIL BONGOTONIGHT IS EVIL BONGO>TONIGHT IS EVIL BONGOTONIGHT IS EVIL BONGO>TONIGHT IS EVIL BONGO
>>218789472>whiteclawsHe's intentionally being a faggot, right?
>>218789545Jet was fighting TTS in the market got mad and closed it. then he started seethposting in the basement chat
>>218789472consuming alcohol is piggish behavior
>tonight is evil bongo
Evil Bongo activated
>>218789465what makes you think I'm still watching?
>>218789521jet won. he has a bunch of idiots with no self control who will mindlessly and endlessly talk about his slop regardless of quality
>>218789545>Couldn't he just not have counted the stump?he wanted it to be "fair", but then said he actually rigged it towards Bashir...somehow
>>218789444I went to the TFC game at 1pm for your information
>>218789175It's not a bit. Jet hates content and his entire reason for doing this show is so that he can put ugly groupies in a situation where they are treated with hostility and then act as their savior
>>218789354>>218789354They killed the man not the ideaThe bashir abides
>>218789450she's got a beer, but she was just saying that. she said they always get in fights, so to ignore them when they do tonight
>>218789440no james drake was calling her smelly pig in the confessional alone this morning.
>>218789416why would Sam choose to sit around and do this instead of FT
>>218789545>Couldn't he just not have counted the stump?He legitimately cannot understand the difference between Emma shooting someone she's hated for 3 days and Drake having to decide between 2 promises he's made to different fish.Yes, he really is this retarded.
>>218789536I want to see Jon confront him
>>218789572i don't think everything else sucks, but the quieter members of the cast need to be pushed more. hopefully the drunk POS challenge gets them (mostly the girls) to be more engaged
>>218789570It was around the house day 1, and the fish were further told that the jungle room decor was not allowed.
vicky meltdown love to see it
It's a bad castIt's a bad showrunnerIt's a bad hostIt's a bad show
>>218789563I WAS having fun. The show found a groove and now everything is just off the rails.
>>218789562thisjust get some randon drunk from a local dive bar and it'd be entertaining
JET FEELS ASHAMED THAT THE RULES HE CAME UP WITH WERE SO POORLY DEFINED BUT HE IS TOO PROUD TO ADMIT IT
>this season is going to be hellhouse>big brother style elims>most interesting lolcow gone first elim>dont worry about the vibes, the fish are going to play xbox and eat pizza!can we actually kill jet please
>>218789530Sam also has the dexterity and intuitiveness at video games of someone who has never played video games, there's literally zero content value in PSC
LEDDY IS ABOUT TO CALL BEZOS ON STREAM HE DM'D HER AND SHES ABOUT TO CALL HIM IN A FEW MINUTES TO DO AN EXIT INTERVIEWLEDDY IS ABOUT TO CALL BEZOS ON STREAM HE DM'D HER AND SHES ABOUT TO CALL HIM IN A FEW MINUTES TO DO AN EXIT INTERVIEWLEDDY IS ABOUT TO CALL BEZOS ON STREAM HE DM'D HER AND SHES ABOUT TO CALL HIM IN A FEW MINUTES TO DO AN EXIT INTERVIEWLEDDY IS ABOUT TO CALL BEZOS ON STREAM HE DM'D HER AND SHES ABOUT TO CALL HIM IN A FEW MINUTES TO DO AN EXIT INTERVIEW
can we /twins/ going plz?
>>218789529Nick Leddy's washed who cares
>>218789572the cast is good but it needed bashir to work
>>218789572It's actually the worst cast in the most thought out house with the most amount of cameras
will the girls get naked tonight?
>>218789576NOOOO PEOPLE CAN'T FIGHT OVER A CACTUS DOOD THEY MIGHT GET A SPLINTER
Vicky doing the sober piece of shit challenge
I think Vicky understood the challenge, based
>>218789472
>>218789495its called drunk piece of shit challenge though
vicky just being a sober bitch lol
>>218789600because jet wants to rig every season for the girl and ellie was sams last straw
>>218789515>>218789427the stump wasnt even in play until after the jungle room was open so it WAS an existing plant when the challenge started
Drinking games are lame, just have your drink like an adult.
>>218789604Bashir will star in blood games 2
>>218789567>it's real JET I KNEEL
>>218789576They instantly said "don't touch the cactus".
Vicky is going to be insufferable and cringe tonight in an attempt to be funny
>>218788775lmao Jet told him to drag out the elimination and he instantly announced it. Head is here exclusively because of Bam, and there’s no longer a single threat with no Sam and Bashir eliminated. Bam ruined Fishtank
>JD trying to relive his college dorm party days>>218789614Get fucking Jeff
Oh shit, Bingo is smashing it!
>>218789579>>218789585
ENTER
>>218789582I love this, fuck wiggers, but I am still not fully understanding what he's mad about, the fact TTS didnt like the stump counted? Or he didn't want Bashir gone? Please be patient with me, I am confused and buzzed
>>218789494Emma, she used the stump seat thing in the jungle, jet's in full cope mode, its reminding me of wigger pizza night in season 2, its really badOh you did miss another fake Head crashout bit
>>218789642JD is a serial lame
booze acquired gettin shit face tonite lfg
>>218789623No one cares about the gay minecraft groomer
>>218789572Seems like this is the case every season
>this season is going to be hellhousehe never said this, he actually said multiple times during the audition streams he didn’t want to do poop house anymore
>>218789642they should do a 9 kratom pill challenge
>>218789642What are some fun drinking games for responsible 30+ year olds?
Im also drinking. Its like im there with the fish!
Apologize.
>>218789656this is what happens to someone who only consumes cheesy fries
>>218789662u should dm betty
>>218789648and it'll unfortunately be the closest thing to kino we get
>>218789661Yeah hes so awesome
>>218789674Cards against humanity
>>218789674take a shot every time vicky is cringe
>>218789681I INOW EPIC RIGHT?
Who's staying 100% sober tonight?!
>>218789003A stump is not:-faux greenery-existing plant (such as a potted house plant such as the cactus), it is dead wood plant material
I'm still gonna watch for a while, I'm hoping jet has some insane freeloader or plan but it's pure cope
>>218789658Nobody wanted Bashir gone. Jet was committed to making the contest "fair" when it was comically unfair from the start and poorly defined, and he cucked the entire audience out of content.
She's just gonna wear the wig forever now huh
>>218789656holy fuck those nutrition facts...
>>218788844unironically somehow better looking than greasy pizza face jew fucking emma
It's headtank now.Fish are filler.Jet took too much kratom and can't remember telling them the stump is off limits.
>>218789674play dark souls alone and take a shot for every death, until you pass out or beat the game
>>218789642mike david would not shit on a group of people playing a drinking game together
>>218789623Who fucking cares
>>218789648all we got now is hog watch
>>218789674get blackout drunk drinking liqour with a loaded gun infront of you listening to depressing music, gotta test your resolve
>>218789711i got a coke zero with my name on it
>HELLHOUSE>DUDE DON'T TOUCH THAT CACTUS WE PAID LIKE $100 FOR IT AND IT MIGHT POKE YOU, ALSO PLEASE TRY NOT TO GET SOIL ON THE FLOOR
>>218789683no
>>218789674>respectable>drinking
>>218789684
>>218789671?????
>>218789576Not sure, but production said they weren't allowed to touch or use the cactus yesterday
>>218789656Portesi.. fucking... cheese... fries. Nigga that is cheesy bread from Papa Johns...
>>218789705I played this recently with mostly strangers and wanted to kill myself the entire time because nothing anyone else said was funny and my own objectively amusing ones bombed every time
>>218789719Think like a dumb Foid to understand why>BINGO AND BONGO GOT ATTENTION FOR WIG>IT'S NOT FAIR. THEY'RE UGLY>LET ME PUT ON THE WIG AND GET ALL THE ATTENTION BECAUSE IM PRETTYThat's the female brain at workShe thinks the wig is the thing that made people pay attention to bingo and bongo
>>218789719yeah it's pretty funny she slept in it last night too
>>218789445This. and sam is not even here so there is actually nothing coming
>>218789726soooo, I'm just not drinking, then
>>218789727He literally did which is why I used the image while quoting him.
I got a fully stocked bar and more beer than I can count, let's see if any of these fish can keep up with me (they can't)
at least people liked bashir and we'll get to see him during the offseason. i hope.
>>218789659He's coping because he just really wanted Drake to win? Regardless the thought that Jet is coping puts a smile on my face
>>218789711I might. I got shitfaced thursday night, yesterday wasn't too bad but still don't feel like drinking tonight. I'll probably end up drinking though.
>>218789656it's a smash hit among the 10 people living in wisconsin
>>218789744>my wacky hellhouse
This cracka really cleaning during the drunk POS challenge
What are you looking forward to from the fish? List your most anticipated>vickytent>emmatent>jdtent>landontent>draketent>twinstentso much to look forward to!
vicky worried her ideas are gonna be too crazy for production and she's probably right because they're gimped faggots now
Alcoholism shouldn't be endorsed
>>218789783those are just Landon's alt accounts
>somebody on twitter had a good idea>energy drink mixers
dan needs a dwink
>>218789796yeah if she did anything to that gaming room they'd kick her off
i think its ideal to try and turn your brain off when youre watching fishtank. its not that deep. youre here to turn your brain off anyway
Justice for JonJustice for ColeJustife for JinJustice for BashirJustice for Don Jolly
>red bull mixersheart attack incoming
are they seriously going to go a minimum of 2 weeks without washing their clothes?
>>218789775No, he's coping because he fucked the whole thing up and everyone is mad at him for it. It would have been trivial to rig it for Drake to win. Even if he shot Bashir, it would have at least been a fucking story arc.
>>218789711me
>>218789783I don't want this
>japan flag posts in /bant/>dont know if its jin or bashir
you guys are gonna look so cringe the momment you do a 180 because they bring a simpable freeloader like they did with taylor after cole
>>218789790>vickytentquitting when more TTS about her ex comes in>emmatentdoing nothing>jdtentbeing an annoying vibe killing faggot>landontentquirk chungus TJ arc FUCK OFF>draketentbig brother faggot>twinstentjosiepedo kill yourself
These niggas that eat cheesy bread and fries and drink soda and eat nothing that is green or has nutritional value, how the fuck do people like Landon not get kidney stones or have heart issues eating this slop?
>>218789783>I dont want thisBased Briana
>>218789790i was excited for this cast besides anissa and emma and now i dont care bc the dynamic is fuckd like usual
Bezo on nina stream
I just ate a can of tuna for bingo
>I'm playing a game here jet you just don't understandbased landon telling jet (rightfully so) that he doesn't understand his own show
>>218789768well if you know his stance on gaming with others you’d know it’s a specific scenario making fun of a bunch of fools he hates playing drinking games.
>>218788934wow, they know its bad
new >>218789853
>>218789834I won't 180 until Bam gets eliminated, I can't speak for the other faggots here though
>>218789820It should be the opposite and people use their brains to quit watching this slop. I should take my own advice
>>218789759bingo
>>218788853What does the text mean I dont speak hot girl
>>218789783briana's dumb ass thought she'd be getting potato fries kwab
>>218789843who fucking cares
>>218789835And you will continue watching till the end lol
>>218789858They HAVE to try and calm down the chat, but the chat hates these losers now.
>>218789843thanks now i know not to tune in
>>218789827Yeah thats what I am wondering, why not just not count the stump? Sad Bashir is gone but at least wigger incompetence shining is a silver lining.
>>218789833>it's shinji
>>218789775>It's fair this time>James would've eliminated Bashir!He's gone full Ear. Out.
>>218789820you’re a brain dead claire simp I can tell
>>218789719She knows simps are suckers for redheads. Her stoX went up since she put it on
>>218789907this is actually claire she tells herself this when she blacks out and watches fishtank
>>218789656He was thriving on only Fats Sugar and Fibers.
>>218789345first xbox, now pizza!
>>218789901Because in his tiny retard brain, it would be "unfair" because the women based their entire strategy around it.
This season hasn't been that good or eventful, but the fresh air, strawberry, cheese fries shit is some of my favourite meme to come out of the show.
FUCK Jet, if I was in charge Fishtank would have been AWESOME!!
>>218789843Two people whose voice I cannot stand..no thanks
>>218789009I would absolutely beast her if I picked her up in a club, took her back to my hotel room. The kind of girl I would go in back door with no lube and then shove it straight back into her mouth and she'd beg me for more.
Bingo really doesn't want to get drunk
>>218789783Briana got tricked like the rest of us
>>218789984yeah instead she should instead sit on my face and let me eat her out for hours
Why are people being melodramatic about bashr?
>>218789955lmao, he is so bias for them. 2 days ago he was in the confessional pushing how awesome and strategic they are for what they were doing. I think you are spot on, he convinced himself what the girls did is based or something and is upset the audience disagrees.
>>218789386We have to make a super pizza.
>>218790086cheese fries
Who’s not drinking tonight? I’m sober this weekend
>>218789772I don't.
>>218789759Nah shes wearing it because she hasn't showered.
>>218790129I drink every other night while watching because it's the only way to cope with watching this nonsense. I'm definitely drinking tonight
>>218789937shut up
>>218789642crazy how you can immediately tell this guy is a huge faggot just by looking at him
Seen someone on twitter saying new freeloader tonight. Fax or cap?
>>218789051In what world would he admit he’d eliminate anyone else when they’d hear? He’s smart enough to see being a threat is an instant loss. Are you actually fucking brain damaged?
You're telling me they already did the elimination today and it was the absolute worse outcome? This happens every fucking season why do I even watch this shitshow? Bye guys.
>>218789572Fuck off retard. This cast is extremely mid. It's S1-tier shit.
frank needs to hassle jet again
>>218790369The best content would be for Hassle to flip it around on Jet, block him from going downstairs, pour milk on him and spit in his face. That would be based.
>>218790327Fell for it again award.
>>218788929Nice legs
