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BENEATH THE COPETHE BITTER SEETHE
boo
She would've turned Renly straight.
Here's your bloodraven bro
cast them
>>218787562>>218788134A lot of 4channers probably commit suicide eventually. There's not much of a life for us out there, and what we have is mostly suffering.
>>218790364The stranger things guy as Ser Maynard Plumm.
Just two more books!
>>218790697excellent choice
And what of good solonius?
>>218790929
>>218790984And what of bad solonius?
how could the blackfyre rebllions been prevented
>>218791307sex
Fetch the whore stretcher
>>218790537Yeah thats a good point though i still think rangebans shook a lot out
>>218790143He looked so bored in every scene. Waste of a great actor.
>>218791307Aegon IV not being the biggest cunt in Westerosi history
>>218790929Can someone explain what the deal with this guy is, do they always call him that? Or like do they say good before everyones name in a “Goodwife Proctor” sort of way. Some of my friends watched spartacus when I was in college but it looked like such shit i couldn’t do it
>>218791637nta but yeah rangebans are becoming more and more common and people stop bothering eventually
>>218791307>allows you to get rid of unwanted nobles or even entire houses simply by just blaming them of treachery>someone questions you? that's a co-conspirator right there lol>allows you to establish kingdom wide cctv systems and spy networks for "security">can collect more taxes for "war effort"rulers dream desu
>>218791710>it looked like such shit i couldn’t do itIts legit kino man, kinda of artsy because their budget was so shit. And yeah nah, he's only ever called "good" solonius. Dialogue in the show is fucking phenomenally fun, a quoteable line nearly every 5 minutes
>>218790697kino
reading Fire & Blood makes me appreciate HotD morestill, those Allicent/Rhaenyra scenes in S2 were fucking retarded and too little happened
>>218791674You just know D&D pissed and moaned and cried and tried to cut this character from the show, and reducing him to 3 scenes or whatever was the compromise.
can we talk about dune prophesy in this thread too
>>218791110Looks like Ian Mcshane.
>>218792239I am now mad because you reminded me that it exists
>Sam has sex chapter
>>218793440I've slowly been working through the main books and it's fun encountering all the meme lines in their natural habitats.
>>218791904this, the blackfyre rebellions benefitted the targs
>>218790537I sometimes wonder why they even let us keep this place. It seems to fail as a containment strategy, and seems to do them more harm than good. Somewhere, there's an obscure, occult reason for it.
>>218794719it's a honeypot
I'm not watching HoTD season 3
>>218794797I’m gonna hatewatch it
>>218794747Consider the following: people advocating illegal activity glow in the dark and get called out for it. Given that they can censor our posts in real time and create instanced versions of 4chan on the fly, it's difficult to understand why that would be the dominant culture here if the core purpose of this place was entrapment. If it were true, not only would fedposting not get called out, but there out to be far, far more calls to violence and the like.
>>218794797I’m going to fast forward all non Aegon scenes
>>218793498Same, I remember thinking the scene where Jon munches Ygritte's box was gay show bullshit but then I realized of all things it was almost perfectly adapted from the books. I've noticed quite a few other scenes like that and I'll quietly chuckle to myself every time.
>>218794797Yes you will you bald headed faggot.
>>218795337No, he won't.
I don't watch HOTdoodoo but is it ever explained why doesn't Aegon order Criston to cut off Aemond's head after turning him into a roasted sausage on purpose?Jew condom raped the source but still can't have Aemond get killed before the God's Eye, what a bunch of stupid retards.
As long as we’re talking about HotD, is Alicent conscious thats she’s making Criston her lifelong bitch when she stops him from killing himself at the weirwood? Or is she doing it just because she has some intution he’ll anhero? Or is she just desperate to talk to someone else who hates Rhaenyra?
>>218794797I stopped at the end of season 1, I already didn't enjoy after the king died
>The way Cersei guards her cunt, you'd think she had all the gold of Casterly Rock between her legsWhy would he put up with that?
>>218797615He was unironically kind of a loser off the battlefield. Basically a pro athlete that blew out his achilles and spent the rest of his life living off his wealth, with his only hobbies being drinking reliving his glory days
>>218794797I'll probably watch the first episode just to see Jace getting got.
>>218797615He didn’t care about her at all and had all the whores in the world to fuck. A big part of why Cersei hates him is because he isn’t attracted to her like everyone else
>>218794797I'll watch clipsI hope the Winter wolves will have good scenes
>>218797953GODS I was strong then
>>218794797I'll watch it for the memes just like Season 2
Just how quickly would The War of 5 Kings ended if Stannis and Renly teamed up? 5 minutes?
>>218799727Then i think it all just comes down to who the reach sides with. Promising Renly to Margaery isn’t the same if Renly isn’t going to be King. I don’t think the shit levies from Dragonstone and whatever the Stormlands have can fight they’re way into KL before Tywin joins the city with reinforcements, it would be the exact same battle as the real Blackwater. But they also might not be smart enough to offer Joffrey to Margaery.
>>218790081smirkfu looked like THAT?!daaaaaaamn
>>218789696come on bro just one more invasion bro it's gonna work this time bro come on bro just one more rebellion it's gonna work bro
>Aerion swiftly moves to his horse and pulls a long NEEDLE-LIKE SWORD - specifically meant to pierce through chain mail and plate armor>In the script it's described as thin, long and pointy, and that's always a challenge, because, he's going to be fighting against a broadsword, which isn't... You want to feel like these two swords can actually fight each otherExerpt from Ep. 3 of a "A Knight in the Making" 15:42LMAOing @Dabid rn
>What of the Queensguard?
>>218794719>>218794896Ultimately, nobody gives a shit. Why bother about the Chinese Basketweaving forum when it's users don't really amount to anything anymore. It's a relic of a bygone era where internet was heading towards a vastly different direction.
>>218799727the boring answer is that it's entirely dependent on whether Mace Tyrell is willing to gamble that Stannis will1. never have a son2. die before he doesif he tanks the setback and stays with Renly, it's a smashing victory and Stannis will be king by the end of the year. If he takes his ball and goes home, Stannis' army is probably still smashed against the walls of Kings Landing
ghost grass is weirgrass
>>218801200With Tyrells as allies Stannis is likely to get a Purple Coronation if you catch my drift.
I never noticed Tommen is the same actor they used for the Lannister kid Talisa bandages (I think Karstark kills him setting in motion his own beheading)
>>218801190One reason to bother is the role 4chan has played in normalizing antisemitism. Seems worthwhile to wonder why the Jews allow this to continue after, for example, pulling the plug on infinity. Plenty of possible reasons it would be allowed, but I don't know which are valid.
>>218801200Everybody’s default position is also they don’t want Stannis as King. He’s as likelyTo punish them for taking so long to back him as he is to reward them. And if they’re going to pin there hopes on Renly being King after the war they could just as easily take the same chance with Tommen
>>218791307Aemon the Dragoncuck not sacrificing himself to ensure that his brother could continue abusing and humiliating his sister
>>218801390>role 4chan has played in normalizing antisemitism.Which is honestly fuck all. By your logic "they" should be interested in shutting down Israel for it's role in normalising Antisemitism. Antisemitism was marginalized for ages despite being popular here and it becoming a thing with general public has more to do with utterly retarded actions Israel and Zionists in general took in the past years than anything 4chan did.
>No TAOOBA!
....semoc eH
>>218803458?sseM ydduM eht saw tahW
>>218790081did she came?
>>218803577toggaf, koob eht daeR
Tullychads, rise up!
>>218803675>toggaf, koob eht daeRyoJ rolyaT aynA gnibbirt dna nr enuD gnidaer m'I t'naC
Honestly if you read the Daenerys chapters, like just the Daenerys chapters so its not a constant interruption of the larger story its a pretty good read. I decided to do it cuz i heard after the publication of GoT they bundled just the Daenerys stuff and put it out as a novella
>wakarimasen lol
>explicitly told dunk is based>waste my time watching itYou tricked me into watching a retarded stolen valor 67 iq self-insert get cucked at every turn and cry over some dead brown cunt cause muh backstory.Apologize. Now.
>>218806595I'm sorry politics have warped your brain to mush anon.
>>218806595Admit you laughed when that slut got her throat cut
You woke up as Robert right as Tywin was presenting the corpses of Rhaegar's children at your feet. You have full knowledge of ASOIAF. What would you do?
>>218807258Execute Tywin immediately
>>218807281You would lose the Westerlands and Dorne might still chimp out anyways. Pretty bad move.
>>218807318Worth it
>>218789578TAOOBA!
>>218807258Send Jaime to the wall, give Casterly Rock to Kevan to keep the Lannisters on side and give The Mountain and Tywin to the Martels to buy peace with them, have Littlefinger and Pycelle quietly killed ASAP and leave it at that for the moment. I feel like that has already changed things enough to make any future changes impossible to predict.Either that, or I'll do something funny like break everyone up into 9 kingdoms again.
>>218794822Based and samepilled.>>218796961If only I had more in life than mindlessly consuming dogshit media. You, ser, are a true knight.
>>218807258>have Littlefinger, Varys, Pycelle whacked>announce the bastardry, have the marriage to Cersei annulled, legitimize Edric Storm>do everything I can to woo Stannis because winter is coming>tell Ned to go north and start reinforcing the Wall; top priority>stop drinking, stop whoring, stop boaring>try even harder to have Dany killed>discretely contact Melisandre, explain what the fuck is actually happening, get her on side so she'll chill the fuck out
>>218791710>AH, GOOD SOLONIUS. FOREVER BOWING AND SCRAPING AT THE SHIT OF HIS BETTERS. IS IT ANY WONDER NO WOMAN WOULD HAVE YOU?
>>218790081That's an elf right there
>>218791307Daeron could have put a pillow over his father's face before he legitimised all his bastards
>>218810263Book Tywin's personality is basically just a less outburst prone Batiatus
>>218797615He rapes Cersei sometimes when he's drunk, it's a detail the show leaves out
Why is Cregan "The Late Wolf" Stark wanked so much by other characters and fans? Did it ever occur to them he only arrived when all the big battles were already over?
>>218809067Kevan is fully loyal to Tywin, this plan would result in an immediate Westerlands rebellion
>>218811186hype and aura, also Aemon the Dragonknight glazes old man Cregan as the best swordsman he ever ought, so you can imagine how skilled he was in his prime
>>218811176the KING is entitled to the queens pussy, cant call that rape
>>218811186Literally entirely because his second name is Stark. If he was a Frey or something people would lambast him.
>>218811176You can't "rape" your wife. Just like you can't "loiter" in the apartment you rent or "steal" a bag of groceries that you just bought at the checkout.
>>218789578egg is icsh
>>218811202It's actually bait to trick Kevan into rebelling, which can then be crushed and his retarded son Lancel can be made lord of Casterly Rock. He's pliable and weak.
>>218807258I would act all angry and seething but not do anything about it then I’d make Stannis marry Cersei, just for fun. Then I’d have a ball like they did after the Dance to pick a wife. Then I’d chill for a few decades until I got merked by Dany’s Dragons or The White Walkers. I’d incorporate the Stormlands into the Crownlands as well, because the Crownlands is pretty weak.
>>218809067I feel like the Martells would still hold Robert accountable for Elia and her children's death regardless since its his rebellion that enabled Tywin's actions.
>>218807258Just not marrying Cersei would solve 98% of the problem. She can have Stannis if Tywin really wants. Probably just having Tywin as hand and Jaime still on the Kingsguard would be enough to secure the Lannisters. Could tell Tywin that either he has to marry again or Jaime has to take the regime change as opportunity to leave the Kingsguard and marry. Don’t stack the Kingsguard with losers. Never promote or let Littlefinger anywhere near KL. Kill him if the opportunity arises.Get rid of Pycelle. Don’t spend so much money but also reinforce the wall bigly. Still won’t assassinate Daenerys and Viserys since she might be needed later in with her dragons even though its a big gamble. Chop Balon Greyjoys head off when that mess is over and have Theon foster at Winterfell still. The trickiest part is really what happens when Daenerys comes over right before or during the long night and not getting roasted alive. And of course if i’m not already in the North remember ONLY A FOOL WOULD MEET THE DOTHRAKI IN AN OPEN FIELD
>>218811839Never watched a single episode of this show or any of the 73874389 other GoT series but if this lil shota isn't the main baddy they miscast.
>>218791674>Uh... Kylo Ren, you are a huge faggot and the Dark Side is gay.>gets cuts in half>refuses to elaborateHe is wasted in everything. Remember The Force Awakens?
>>218812949>Chop Balon Greyjoys head off when that mess is over and have Theon foster at Winterfell still.But if you do that, then the Iron Islands will basically be left in Euron's hands. You'd have to kill Euron and Vicatarion and maybe Aeron as well.
>>218812973He is. He burns his family to death at Summerhall and reawakens magic, which causes the White Walkers to eventually begin their march south
Applebros…
>>218813342
will there be no more ser arlan flashbacks in S2? how S1 concluded, it makes sense but id like to see some stuuff.
Just finished hotd S1, actually unironically really liked it. Time to get disappointed
>>218814047Same I love that man
>>218813325I understand 10% of that sentence but absolute based kino. No doubt he's adorable irl but he looks like a smug lil' bastard.
>>218814047There could be, but the final shot of Arlan's ghost walking a separate path from Dunk and Egg is a great cathartic end to his presence in the season, and bringing him back for more flashbacks might cheapen that
>>218814340He's a big part of the big incestual degenerate evil family so yes
>>218801960Retards here have always had a grossly overinflated perception of their influence on world affairs, misinterpreting any based development as being "WE did that WE memed that into existence" rather than said development coming about due to actually substantial things like foreign policy like you said, or economic malaise or a subsection of a subsection of a younger generation dooming about future prospects or backlash against political parties misreading the room culturally. A mainstream website mostly made up of dopey spergs ragebaiting each other isn't shaping geopolitical discourse, the most tangible effect 4chan has had on the general public is popularizing wojacks and gassing up a couple mass shooters. The pendulum has drifted right and it'll hang there for a while, but inexorably it'll drift left again, then right, and so on.
>>218814772I may have had a part in the creation of Zutt meme.
>wine, not oil
>>218790537>2018>nostalgic for 2013Bros I’m so fucking old. It’s me in 2026 nostalgic for 2010. Things were so much more fun when /b/ had ylyl threads that weren’t full of bananas
>>218812415Who gives a shit? The Martells do nothing but slowly steam while getting more members of their family killed in retarded ploys. Doran has neither the balls for a real rebellion nor the intelligence for actually competent manipulation, let him seethe impotently.
Are normie Rhaenyra fans unironically Cersei fans?:
>>218811186Big dick energy>The Lord of Winterfell was twenty-three, only a few years older than the Lords of Raventree and Riverrun…yet Stark was a man and they were boys, as all those who saw them together seemed to sense. The Lads shrank in his presence, Mushroom says. “Whenever the Wolf of the North stalked into a room, Bloody Ben would recall that he was but three-and-ten, whilst Lord Tully and his brother blustered and stammered and flushed red as their hair.”
>>218814838Really seems like something that would be common knowledge. Like neither the squire-turned-knight nor the armorer have ever seen serious injuries getting treated or have been injured themselves?
>>218811571Abusing wives in bed is still frowned upon in westeros, hence why another KG had to remind jaime of his vows when aerys was abusing his wife inside the bedchamber the KGs were guarding
>>218811186Hes late because he watched PUA tactics and learnt its cooler, hes frame mogging the other characters and making himself scarce
During which scene did you first realize season 2 was going to be terrible?
>>218812973Kill yourself faggot scum
>>218803458
>>218816239Why would you say that?! That's very offensive. I'm not a homosexual.
>>218811186The Dance is basically the Darkstar story of the franchise, it's not well written
>>218816230when season 1 ended with rhaenys killing hundreds of people and crashing the coronation and the writers thought it was cool while there were no in-universe consequences
>>218816230Season 1 episode 1
Would you rather live in Dorne, the Westerlands or the Riverlands?As a minor noble.
>>218816527Dorne easyspend all day fucking Latina qts and feasting on food covered in mountains of hot peppers
>>218816230When they glossed over the riverlands battle scene without an actual battle
>>218816527>DornePros: always warm; spicy food; latina tomboysCons: the Dornish; get poisoned probably; stepstone pirates>the WesterlandsPros: Mild climate; far away from King's LandingCons: Iron Born cunts; have to listen to the Rains of Castermere constantly>RiverlandsPros: Fertile landsCons: Get invaded constantly, especially by Iron Born cunts; wet all the time; have to interact with inbred FreysI'd prefer the Reach honestly
>>218816527Westerlands. Don't want to be a casualty in the inevitable war that kills half the population in the Riverlands, or have to be d*rnish and live in a shitty desert.
>>218789578I marathoned the first season of Dunk n Egg in a single evening. I really liked it and wish there was more. Should I watch HOTD while waiting for season 2?
I really liked my steak, ugh I want another one already. Should I eat some shit while I wait til next time?
>>218817320So hotd is shit?
>>218817320Nah. OMAD is the only way to both appreciate delicacies and to not make yourself shit-sick.>>218817580No. HotD became shit the moment Paddy Considine died.
>>218817260HotD is shit, especially the 2nd season.
>>218811186He frame mogged Jack at the wall
>>218818240zaddy stark
If Bloodraven was so powerful then why was he a cuck?
>>218818240Jack cortisol spiked so hard that he had to marry Cregan's bastard sister.
>>218814288Just stop at season 1.
Just finished ASOS what a wild second half there's at least five parts the book could have ended satisfactory but it kept going.
>>218818441It's all downhill from here
>>218818497Catalystyou insist to pull me downyou contradict the fact that youstill want me around
>>218814816the what meme
>>218817107>far away from King's Landingthat's a pro
>>218817107>the DornishThey're really no worse than any other groups, plus at least they have three subgroups.Imagine being a based stony Dornish noble and getting a salty Dornish gf
>>218816527>>218817107The Vale is the best kingdom and you can't prove me wrong.
>"Ah, Robett Glover, Ser Helman Tallhart, Harrion Karstark. Please take 3,000 foot and walk to Duskendale to raid it or something. I can't spare you any cavalry, and the Lannisters and Tyrells are somewhere in the crownlands with 100,000 men. Good luck."why the fuck did they do it
>>218818932Very observational
>>218819138
>>218819764cozy
LothstonBoltonWhentfor me, it's the vampiric houses
>>218819138it must be such a pain in the ass to have to come and go from the Eyrie regularly
>>218820998I imagine it's a summer seat that in peacetime they only chill at if they're trying to impress a visitor
>>218789578Get up, you son of a bitch, 'cause Mickey loves ya!
>>218821079Yeah, I feel like the Arryns would surely have a more reasonable home castle to spend most of their time in and only retreat to the mountains when there are threats, but I don't think it's ever mentioned. Lysa being there is sensible since she knows war is coming (since she initiated it)
>>218821185Exactly. Doesn't it take a full day to travel up and down? It'd be unfeasible for a Lord Paramount to actually govern from there.
Shouldn't Jaehaerys introduce some kind of law to keep dragons within his family when he wed his daughters and granddaughters off? Although it's kinda weird that only three of his children had dragons
>there are anons RIGHT NOW that like House TullyWhy?
>>218819415Everything that happens at Winterfell during Dance is nonsensical. The whole book is a mess.
>>218822171Edmure and Blackfish. The rest are retards.
>>218819764
>>218822351
>>218816230When I learnt they casted nigs as Velaryons.f
Good day, sers
>>218822171>I'm going to tell Ned to send you to the Wall
Why are the northern mountain clans such wise and honorable humble folk while the vale mountain clans are all retarded orc people
>>218822481Ned Stark was good to themJon Arryn was not
>>218816315
>>218822481what? the thenns ate people dude. they ate them in the show didn't you watch it? fucking OC faggot
>>218822770Nice bait. Have a (You).
>>218816527Riverlands, where the fun times happen
>>218822427Tully brat!
>>218822427>still no OnlyFranslame
>>218822766Leave him, he's a BrACKen, reality goes over his head like an eastbound African sparrow on a hot summer day
>>218818240
>>218822766>Daemon scheming to murder him tooBlackwoods just can't catch a break
>>218822868>Bl- ACK - woods
>>218822868He won't be able to do it>...semoc eH
>>218822961probably will since there are no repercussions for murdering Willem Blackwoodthis show is so fucking stupid and ruined things for House Blackwood
>>218823029Not really, he'll move on, he has other Fish to fry
>>218822812>It will take (x) days, weeks or months to raise an army.>Blackwoods and Brackens spawn 2 huge armies within minutes
>>218823124consistent with the books
>>218823065move on with NO repercussions for murdering a Blackwood who literally was loyal to the rightful queen and was killing Bracken fucking shitsI hate Daemon so fucking muchWhy the fuck did the show do this?
>>218823150Georgie boy is rarely consistent with anything.
>>218823199true, but in the books about the dance the riverlords constantly have armies popping up out of thin air after suffering heavy losses. only kingdom to do it, too. riverlords are just made different.
>>218791710It’s kino
>>218823191>Why the fuck did the show do this?Cause fatman shat on Condom and Hiss so they took revenge. Blackwoods are one of George's favorite houses and are always in the right against Brackens.
>>218794719One day you’ll grow up and realize nobody really has control over everything
Ironborn are the master race
>>218823377
>>218823261It's objectively hilarious. In any Westerosi war there's like a hundred dead Valeman, some dead Stormlanders and then a gorillion dead Riverlanders who had all their fields torched and their homes obliterated but oh it's fine they're good.
What the fuck are you gonna do about it shitwood?
>>218823513STOP FUCKING SMILING
>>218819138>>218822390>>218822351The reach and vale are the only two kingdoms worth living in
>>218823513Siege and sack Stone Hedge
>>218823513One of like 5 good scenes in season 2. Name the rest.
>>218806595>stolen valorGood news, anon. Now (You) too can go get killed for israel and get yourself a shiny MacBadge out of it!
>>218823608>siege stone hedge>daemon kills you and spares brackenwhat the fuck
>>218823753BRAVO HESS
Yjk the show has gone to shit when the showrunners are dickriding bracucks
>>218822171buxom gingersgibspls
>>218823529Never!
>>218823753>>218823799>what the fuck>BRAVO HESS
>>218823866is that Lysa's final form?
>>218823990I wish...
>>218823990
>>218823990Nah. Pancake.>>218824072Non-whites..... Always with the asses.....
>>218824154Giving away high testosterone attraction to non-whites isn't a good move.
>>218819138They seem kind of stuck up to be honest. Also the mountains are full of bandits. What's the point if you can't even enjoy the mountain scenery
>>218825628CRIPPLE!
>>218790364Jared leto as all of then
Rewatching got season 1 and there’s a overlooked show only scene of pycelle with a whore talking about how he saw the mad king decend into madness and how fire and blood made him go from a complex man into a lunatic, it takes place right before dany burns the witch to avenge drogo. I think d&d knew from the beginning George’s planned ending and added that bit of foreshadowing
>>218826067You shouldn't need the Pycelle speech to understand that.In that scene, she is>murdering an innocent that was simply defending her people, a position Dany agrees with between Dothraki-induced orgasms>killing herself>turning the whole thing into a spectacleShe was never fully sane. She was always susceptible to evil.
>>218826067The game was rigged from the start
https://voca.ro/17SPVGXgo5GZ
>>218826570
>>218826570>worrying this much about Targs>neglecting the boar you impregnatedBobby B deserved it.
rewatching GoT after dunk. i think show stannis sucked because they neutered him and his scenes were carried by davos
>>218826970Actor is fantastic though
>>218826908THE BOAR IS PREGNANT
>>218826352Visenya is the best Targaryen queen, and one of the best Targaryens in general.
>>218826352Arryn shota gave Visenya more attention than Aegon ever did.
The ending we deserved
>>218826970Stannis sucked because D&D didn't understand him and thought he needed to be a villain
>>218828820>direwolf pups produced by wincestabsolute kino
>>218828820what if dragon sized direwolves
>>218828820He duhn wan eet
>>218828820What is this? Some kind of Song of Ice and Fire?
>>218828820That's not Griff.
>>218828820why are the dragons babies again?
>>218828820>>218828994
>>218829496The next generation
>>218829496She took the old ones to the pound, on account of them being cunts.
>6 episodes>each 30 minthats a movie not a tv show
Reminder that according to Gurm winning a peace time jousting tourney is the biggest measure of a knight's greatness as a fighter considering they account for most of Arthur, Jaime and Ryam Redwyne's feats
>>218829834Yes. It's adapted from a novella.
>>218829905Not really, Rhaegar beat Barristan at jousting, but absolutely nobody in universe or even George himself has ever said Rhaegar would have a chance in a real fight with Barristan
>So the luck is ours alone?KINOOOOOO
>>218829834theaters are dead unc
>>218829834if you watch it as a movie it's like a whole point better
>>218830024https://youtu.be/zmpS66_UwC8
>>218816385>>218816425>>218822405The only answers you need.
>>218826271>murdering an innocent that was simply defending her people, a position Dany agrees with between Dothraki-induced orgasms>killing herself>turning the whole thing into a spectacle>She was never fully sane. She was always susceptible to evil.All bullshit btw. Lmao at Mirri Mazz being caled "innocent".
>>218830605>NOOOOOO GURM RETCONNED THAT IN THE LAST BOOK IN THE SERIES BASED ON NOTHING!I rest my case.
>>218826352I think asking "who benefits" from you braising a child right is the most cucked thing about the whole copypasta.
>>218830650You people always try to spin her killling fucking sl*vers or witches as something villainous or foreshadowing her eventual madness and it couldn't be more laughably wrong.
>>218830759But anon, don't you know that if you kill your enemies they win!?
Mr Skellington is visiting your bedchambers. How do you greet him?
>>218830912I pop out my most engorged titty and flash him a gentle "mommy's here" smile.Bet you liked that, you fag.
>>218826067The books are even more blatant with early signs that she's crazy and bloodthirsty.Though I'm also of the opinion she's not an actual Targaryen, hence why she's called "Daenerys Stormborn." Literally no other person in Westeros derived their nickname/moniker from the circumstances of their birth. I think it's an early wink from GRRM she's a Dragonseed from the Stormlands.
>>218826067>I think d&d knew from the beginning George’s planned ending
>>218830759Mirri maz duur objectively did nothing wrong
>>218831030>I think it's an early wink from GRRM she's a Dragonseed from the StormlandsRobert is danys dad confirmed, she’s just an albino like bloodraven and that’s why she has white hair
>>218831286No, she's literally some random Dragonseed. Her head was also fucked with in some way, hence why she has fake memories. Also explains why Veserys treats her with so much disdain - he knows she's not his real sister.
>>218830605SHE KILLED THE STALLION WHO MOUNTS THE WORLD IS WHAT SHE DIDAND IN THIS HOUSEHOLD, MIRRI MAAZ DUUR IS A HERO, END OF STORY
Your brother Robert, whatever happened there
>>218831716Your whore, whatever happened there.
>>>218794797I quit at the end of season 1 and just watched a compilation of dragon scenes from s2It was good untill the weak cuck king died then every single character other then otto turned retarded because otherwise the story would of been over by episode 10
>>218826271she dreamt that she would live and the dragons would hatch, her getting revenge doesn't make her evil
>>218828820Honestly if DnD weren’t willing to put in the effort to make George’s outline work, which they clearly weren’t, they should’ve just gone with this ending. It would’ve been the safe and clean way out and if the fat man raised a fuss they could’ve easily shut him down with “I wish we could’ve adapted your ending but unfortunately there was nothing to adapt from.” But they were so apathetic to the whole thing they just forced in George’s ending without putting in any effort to make it look sensible. Maybe they did it as a “Fuck you” to George, who knows.
>>218826067I dunno but I did just notice when she walks into the throneroom during her house of the undying hallucination its all ruined with ashes in the air
>>218829562Lol they should have had Sansa be the main villain. Jon and Dany are both so humorless on the show they actually kind of work together. Its funny that for all the flak the show gets for reducing itself to marvel quips that Daenerys literally never stops being a humorless bitch
>>218832341>ashes in the airActually it was snow, the director of that episode said so in the commentary and you can see icicles on the ceiling as well, S8 retconned it to ash. It felt like it was signifying that the white walkers would make it to kings landing, which they should’ve.
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>>218830759> killling fucking sl*vers as something villainousRemind me again what the Dothraki did to Mirri's tribe.
Do you think Dany’s people ever get pissed she doesn’t have a fool in her court? Even Stannis had a fool
>>218832639Barriston counts
>>218832639The locals are all fools. Have you SEEN their hairstyles?!>>218832680Brutal and accurate.
>>218830759If Grrm really is intentionally laying an escalating pattern of violence in the book, its 100% not something D&D picked up in or chose to utilize in their framing. It was always slay queen slay right up until the Randall Tarly execution
Otto is best hotd character
>>218834450>Dearest daughter (retard)...
why does geroge write baratheons to be cool but rapes them later on
>>218789578Have The Lads™ been confirmed for S3?
>>218834450It was Otto's nephew that married his widowed stepmom wasn't it? What a whacky family.
>>218834654he hates chads
>>218828820Nah, by all rights westeros should finish decimated by the constant and worst period of warring the content had seen in millennia, burnt cities, dothraki bandit horses, white walkers depopulating the north, famine, starvation etc.
>>218809067Merking Littlefinger (who's a self-serving snake) and not Varys (hostile foreign agent) seems shortsighted.
>>218831964Nah I'd rather have a 1/10 ending that everyone hates than a 2/10 ending that NPCs staunchly defend because they get what they want. Just look at the weight hunting episode, it would be dumb even if it was a part of something as unserious as the MCU yet normies all slurped it up.
>>218812415idk I think they would understand Aerys had to go and that Robert was just the poster child of the war. If they don't blame the king then more blame should go towards Rhaegar than Robert desu
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>>218837350I don't want this
>>218831250>Mirri maz duur objectively did nothing wrongTrue, but Daenerys also did nothing wrong in burning her after she betrayed her. That's simply the society they live in.
>Ned kept Jon's parentage a secret from Cat for 14 years and allowed the idea of him being Ned's bastard to emotionally wound her because he knew she was a dumb bitch who couldn't keep her mouth shutName a funnier GoT plot implication
>>218837623>Name a funnier GoT plot implicationRenly was molested during the siege of Storm's End, which turned him gay.
>>218828820we already got the ending we deserved
>>218839046Why didn't he breed her? Why didn't she babytrap him? WHAT'S WRONG WITH MILLENNIALS?!
>>218839479huh?
>>218837623any of Cersei's cognitive dissonance like that her seamstress is purposefully making her clothes smaller
>>218839612WHAT
>>218839695she's not as clever as she thinks she is
Just finished the Sworn Sword, I can see why it's everyone's favorite. The Mystery Knight next...
>>218837623Completely vindicated btw. It would only be a matter of time until Cat wrote a letter to her sister boasting that her husband didn't actually have a bastard then all of King's Landing would know it within a year
My Queen
>When her brother returned he asked her if she wanted Robert dead. "No," she had replied, "I want him horned." She liked to think that was the night when Joffrey was conceived.KEK! Name a big cuck than robert cuckratheon
>>218840098she is my queen
>>218840197Tywin.>seethes about weak men and whores because of his tragic backstory>becomes a weak, whoring man>his daughter is an insane whore with zero legitimate children to carry on the Baratheon- not even Lannister- name>his older son has taken a vow of celibacy, never to be broken>he doesn't have a younger son; Tyrion is 5000000% the Mad King's bastard>gets killed by said bastard because even with a crossbow pointed at him, he can't stop seething about whores for even five seconds>last act on that sinful earth is to be gross and stinky>house is fucking doomed, and it's all his fault
>>218790537I'm probably gonna do myself in this year, can't keep this shit up, bros.
>>218840399Same.
>>218840399>>218840460GET UP
>>218814288S1, even with the shit flashfoward between episodes, is still more fun that GOT S7-S8 and the dogshit that is S2
>>218840500Chill out, MC Ride. Just let us rot here. None of it matters, anyways.
>>218814288The first episode or 2 of S2 are pretty decent, I don't really remember where exactly it fell off but it falls off HARD
>>218840620better than going 6 seasons before falling
>>218840500I can't, Ser Arlan. It's been too much.
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO
What do you mean we're out of threads!?
Well fetch the thread stretcher thenNOW
>>218840816The greatest seamstress of all time didn't have any threads?!
>>218831716
>Sure, we break some balls here tonight, but I go way back. And in light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by men, and not faggot ass kinslaying cocksuckers like killed Daemon Blackfyre. He should fuckin' die!
>that animal Bloodraven, can't even say that name
Why did they give Arlan a comically small penis? Even mine's bigger than that.
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