Cheese Fries edition >/ftl/ NEWS-- Bashir got eliminated-- Drunk Piece of shit challenge is happening right mow-- The Computer Lab has been opened-- Michael-- Cleej>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5>>218789853
bye
LANDON MOGGING JETJET IS SUCH A FUCKING KEK
>I gave you pizza and I can take it away
>>218792635Sam wouldn't let himself get brutally mogged by Landon btw
>>218792635
Jet is just getting raped non stop tonight
JET STILL SEETHING AHAHAHAHAAAHAHHA
>when someone acts like a drunk piece of shit during the "drunk piece of shit" challenge
Jet "Unibrow" Neptune looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Landon. Very very disrespectful.
>>218792635dude is just really passionate about his cheesy bread
Is Landon even drunk or pretending?
Wig Vicky is doable
>You guys a sit chesting me
YOU MAY RUN THIS HOUSE BUT YOU DON'T OWN IT. REMEMBER THAT
>Everyone pissed Jet kicked Bashir>have landon "shittest" production to make everyone forgetFake poop tier
>>218792635landon is gonna get eliminated next
>>218792635imagine their fumbling but hyper aroused bodies grinding sweatily against each other, skin sticking where it contacts other skin, bingo's hard nipples protruding on her tiny underdeveloped breasts juxtaposed against Bongo's much fatter saggers dangling, the twins awkwardly attempting to to trib, having middling success at it but enough to feel really really good, smashing their JUNGLE pubed pussies together and getting the black wispy hair all sticky and matted and tangled up. Imagine the goofy faces Bongo would make, mouth contorting into different open shapes, drool dribbling out, while Bingo's face is a mix of abject pleasure and focused concentration moving her slender skin and bones body rhythmically against her thicker sister's more chaotic undulations trying to "carry" them both to orgasm.
this entire segment is showing exactly how fucking retarded most of you faggots are
marks itt not realizing landon is just acting like this for the challenge
i love seeing the Boingo not starving
Guy who hates Sam and Jet but watch every season of fishtank
jet is still pissed off from getting destroyed by tts earlier btw and only wants to do his gay ass fishtank city bit
>cheese friesis just sauceless cheese pizza>has Landon had a garlic finger?probably not
>>218792721We call that Cheesy Bread
>>218792703you serverly underestimate how emotionally fragile jet is
Landon is pretending to be Cole right now.
send him in
BYE BYE LANDON
>ive been mogging this bald piece of shit>pans to Head
JD WROTE AN I AND O ON BINGO AND BONGOS face
IF YOU KEEP MOGGING US WE'LL DO SOMETHING SO BAD YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE
What you gonna do Jet?
>Jet can't even figure out how to fuck with Landon
Landon is acting like a real Daniel
>>218792713Me.
>we will fuck with you until you leave the housewe know nigger you do it every time
>>218792684Both
>>218792635my theory is s4 put sam off so much and sam & jeet having conflicting visions made sam go hands off this season to let jet prove himself wrong with friendtank
TIME FOR JET TO KICK ANOTHER CONTESTANT
I love this autist like you wouldn't believe
>jet so pissed he's threatening that he'll make him leave the houseunironic landon motherfucking W
JET SEETHINGJET SEETHING
Can we admit that bam is a worse host than Sam without bringing up the one (1) day he was on a laptop during season 4?
>JET THREATENING LANDON TO STAY IN LINEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gonna get jin'd, season over
>>218792736It's called a meatless hotdog sandwich.
>Mogged by who, jet neptune?
>>218792730he needs to stop believing he has to appease anyone
>>218792747>thought he was pointing at ben>head is just there
jet is getting all red
>When we get out of here, I'm teaching you guys game design!holy shit dude, this guy fucking STINKS
mfw neptroon getting raped by a janitor on live television
DON'T READ SHITDON'T USE SHITMIRRORS
jet is retarded, i get the argument of "make the game fair" but he's hosting a SHOW not a gay serious "who can stay in the house the longest" challenge. no one is watching this shit because they want to see jd and emma and whatever other nontent boring person compete in some faggy challengealso... you can make the game fair and conserve entertainment as well, but he's too low iq to figure it out
Jet..?
it wasn’t chatgpt I trust ben
don’t fucking lie my guy
JD offering to buy bingo and bongo laptops to teach them how to make games>what are they like $800 no problem
>a jet bitbackfiring in 3...2....1....
Keep going Landon. Let this faggot nuke his own show.
landon is unironically mogging the fuck out of jet right now
>>218792778And then she fucked Jet
landon won drunk pos and it's barely begun, production really struggling
>>218792791Tactical vibe nuke
>don’t stand in front of a mirror with Chat GPT open on your phone >I-i… W-we didn’t use AI!
rate this seasons production is going to kick them out for shit testing them.
which landon are you ?
>Jet actually getting pressed by the autist KEK
>>218792798imagine voting no, what kind of faggot do you have to be
DONT ACT LIKE COLE
DON'T DO ANYTHING
This is becoming S4 2.0 in a single night.
>>218792680
>>218792769>>218792767>Landon, youre really acting like Jin right now. We liked Jin!
>don't fuck with us :(
Jet is tomato red right now
>>218792823top left fo sho
>>218792804he's obsessed with that for some reason he's a fucking weirdo
>jet begging for landon to stop bullying production
>>2187928233 cus i'm socially useless
Landon is a fucking imbecile, I wish this retard would get fucking destroyed. His arms would be snapped in a second by anyone even JD
Jet is actually mad, this isn't a bit
Ben is funny as fuck and playing it right the way he gets confrontational back. Jet just comes off and pissy and bitchy.>>218792670>>218792679Sam knows how to interact with retards. He doesn't get mogged because he can't be mogged by the retards. Jet basically is one of the retards. He can't sell it, he's not respected.
>STOP ACTING LIKE A DRUNK PIECE OF SHIT RIGHT NOW
Jet getting brutally mogged right now.
>>218792804If you havent noticed, landon is rich as fuck and has no interest in the prize money. He is just here to have a good time and vibe nuke people
They are turning this dude into an alcoholic and jobless after the tank
>>218792848You watch anime.
I was so involved during season 2 that I started smoking cigaretteslet's just say tonight isn't making me crave a drink
fish vs production is a good storyline
I love her smile so much
>>218792841steam coming out of his ears lmao
>production vs fishKino
>NOOOO YOU CANT BE A DRUNK POS LIKE THAT
THE FISH VS PRODUCTION
Sober Bashir probably would have been there trying to calm down Landon kek
>i have to defend my guyLandon is a massive threat
>erier
just got here what happened exactlywhy are they chastising landon?
>YOU’RE REALLY ACTING LIKE COLE RIGHT NOW LANDONHow can a man live so rent free in jets mind 2 years after the fact?
If you accuse the wiggers of everything they accuse you of, you win.
He's mad about being a janitor. This was supposed to be a vacation for him.
SHIVEW ME TIMBEW THE FAT GUY IS MAD AT ME
Hell house mentioned
landon is either more convincing than james or he's getting shitcanned next week lmao
Bongo's favorite MCR song is The Ghost of YouBingo's is Give ’Em Hell, Kid
This is humiliating for Jet its amazing
This is all happening because Sam isnt involved btwAbsolutely no sense of authority lol
>>218792823
>Landon is actively fighting for FriendtankThis your guy?
>fuck my shitty wigger life right now
based landon HELLHOUSE posting
Imagine begging a drunk autist not to bother you
They need sams to keep tards from getting thier blood up. Thats it. No bits just scaring tards.
LANDON IS BEING A REAL COLE RIGHT NOW
THAT'S CHATGPT MY GUY
>>218792848UOH
>>218792865That's not anime, it's a vtuber.
>>218792894Sam is a faggot, and if you miss him you are probably a faggot as well.
are these guys taking music submissions this saison?
JAMES-UH!
>drunk piece of shit challenge>landon acts like a drunk piece of shit>NO LANDON, STOP DOING THAT!bravo jet
>Jet can't even call Bam for backup because alcohol
>>218792883HE BWOKE THE FISHTANK
HELLHOUSE!
JET AND PRODUCTION SHOULD NOT BE DRINKING DURING THIS CHALLENGE super easy situation to diffuse if you're sober christ almighty BE PROFESSIONAL AND TAKE A LEAF OUT OF BAM OF ALL PEOPLE'S BOOK AND BE SOBER AT LEAST FOR THIS CHALLENGE we all saw the claws box in the basement
>I TOOK A VACATION FROM WORK IN A /HELLHOUSE/ >landon confirmed for cole of this season
MY GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>218792868Got dorm open on my phone and Landon on my PC. Need to be locked in on both.
Jet mindfucks you all
>Landon is an Aryan beast and he’s Mogging Jet on his shitty dating harem grooming simulator show
sleep time already
>>218792635>we like youHE SAID IT HE SAID IT HE SAID IT
are they mad at landon for being a drunk piece of shit
>>218792860Jd i mean
haha, Head joining in
This is what happens when you socialize all day with the cast and not just stay in the basement. You're just some guy with no authority chops to showcase and this is what happens.
MUTINY
I've never seen Jet this mad on camera lol
>>218792912Troon
>>218792881Jet is still crying about the elimination he fucked up, so they're trying to bully the retard and he's framemogging them.
>weird baby dick mullet ego faggot
>JAMES IS GONNA TOP LANDON OFF
>they(tts) are talkin about you(jet) btwlmfao
lmaoooo Head is backing Landon entirely because they dumped LEAVES on him this morning.
>head comes in to shit talk jet toofucking kek
>head butting in on Landon sceneGo home boomer
WIGGERS IN ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES There is absolutely no recovery from this
>EVERYONE INCLUDING FREELOADERS WANT FRIENDTANKwtf is this bullshit man
holy fucking shit Landon is the most hilarious person who's ever been on this show
>Production realizing they don't have an enforcer
Landon's getting kicked next for shit testing productionJustice for JinJustice for ColeJustice for Landon
SAM WOULDN'T STAND FOR THIS
jet is getting fucked from both ends rn
an autist janitor and a bald fat boomer crashout have more common sense than the "showrunners"
Head complaining about getting harrassed is laughable
>>218792796Jet should understand that this is content and not let his emotions run the showHe can act back but it should be part of the bigger story arc, not a personal attack what his clearly scheming in his retard head rn
>>218792948Exactly what your boyfriend Sammie is into
Landon, you're acting like Cole right now.I do not dislike Cole. I do not.
why the fuck did they start the drunk pos so early
>>218792938Landon is mad at them for not letting him have a nice vacation.
grok is so real for this pep talk
you know what? Landon is pretty fucking awesome
>>218792936BINGO IS HORIZONTAL
Do they know who is in on the bit anymore? Do I? Do you? Is the show so over or so back? Is Head and Jet genuinely upset while Landon and Ben are still having fun?
>tenacity?
landon gets so pissed at chatgpt
>drunk piece of shit challenge:>one fish puts in effort>others just socialize >this “challenge” was supposed to turn things around after Bashir was kicked
Landon calling out the AI pep talks is a good bit I think.
>>218792897Is the ozempic working in reverse?
>WE LIKE YOULANDONS GONE COLEGODS OUR TIME IS NOW
JD should get extremely drunk
>>218792946nah he was fucking livid at daniel last season and I’m pretty sure he actually started calling him a retard and shitb
ben with that nubian coon skull
>>218792973Try again tranny.
KWAB
>drunk pos challenge>no not like that!
>>218792929fucking based>Twins talking about wanting to take their anger out on the other fish tonight
>Tfw no luke and Sam to come beat the Fish when they get out line
>>218792895this guy had mad potential
You have no idea what I've been through in the Ghost community
They should just tell landon to go fuck with the fish if he wants to win instead of dragging this retarded bit
>you have no idea what I went through in the ghost communitykek wtf does that even mean
smoketeam6 mentioned o7
>>218792981This is a bit that's backfiring on JetHECKHOUSE
GOD HAS CUT JET DOWN
>being so drunk you don't realize the show you're on is a big joke>finding out everyone is not your "guy", even production
>WE'LL PUSH BACK HARDERwhat did Jet mean by this?
>If we stay in here I’m just going to beat you up. Want me to beat you up?Bongo to BingoThe bigger twin is finally threatening to eat the smaller twin.
>you have no idea what i went through in the ghost community
>>218793001>i dare landon to hit me
WE WANT LANDON BACK!
>>218792944No this is what happens if you drink while you're working your jobIt's not meant to be a fucking fun time time it's working jet's dream job for the 3rd yearGet it together bro
>>218792895 Is this what fishtank viewers really look like?
>>218793014>>218793016LMAO
Head whiteknighttng for Landon LMAO
>>218792999I know your phenotype, chill the fuck down.
Landon should keep drinking, hes gonna get on bad side with everyone in the house. Hes a retarded piece of shit imbecile
>>218793000i'm trans btw
>Landon walks>Vicky has a meltdown and walks the second hellhouse starts again Hatewatchers, we are about to feast
>>218793001jet trying to keep himself together with that sideeye lol
jet cant take even the tiniest criticism without flipping outfucking boss baby
>>218793007Daniel doing a stellar job making sure he doesn't fall
How would Sam have handled Landon ?
Neptroon needs to either have a zagnut or make a gorilla next.
did Ben have the biggest fall-off in fishtank history?S2 and S3 he was amazing.now....
>>218793002>plant challenge >no not like that!
>you're lucky I do like at the end of the daymore jet vs fish memes incoming lmao
I would absolutely lose my shit if Jet pushed Landon and Head fucking HEEMED him
landon has that straight up autistic food anxiety lmao
>>218793014mints get your fat ass up there and put landon in his place!
>>218793050stop self inserting as landon
>you’re lucky I do like you at the end of the day
this is a similar situation with freddy and sam when he got booted in the face, except that was 10 times funnier because sam knows how to go with the bit
>>218793043Again you spout tranny nonsense. You are not smart
>>218792823cole was an autistic.jimmy was a moronlandon is a genuine spastic
Landon is one Nina away from getting an uber ride to the airport
>>218793052Lose his cool and, just like with Alex B
>>218792946>>218793050He's drinking
lmao
MOGGED
>>218793016Maybe the ghosts think he's a whiny little girl
>>218792910>he knows the differenceGAAAAAAAAY
>>218793037actually fucking hilarious
>Bingo just said the dorm is full of orbs and is haunted>she said Bashir's ghost haunts the room because the producer's killed himb-bashirbros?... I don't feel so good
Landon: Fucking bastard!
FUCKING BASTARD
Imagine thinking Jet is serious
"Most plant matter" is the most retarded challenge they could do
>fucking bastardUh oh....
>>218793069This is why Sam is needed. Jet trying to act like a tough guy is just sad.
Mints downstairs having a panic attack as we speak
landon knows that destroying jet's faggot ass is gonna make us love him lol
EWWWW NIGGA LANDON'S GOT JET'S HPV NOW
>>218793066fuck off ben
inb4 wiggers give emma or vicky the win for this challenge instead of landon
>>218793052Knock his teeth in like with every timeThen get scared he gave someone a concussion and run away quickly
>>218793052kicked in the face like freddy
>landon leaves>vicky leaves >Cole enters Would be kino
is bam going to be around this lol
>>218793001unironically, genuinely, legitimately, sincerely moggednot even kidding, jet is making faces at the camera but I've seen you "work out" Jet, I've seen you act "scary" with Danyuw, as weak as Danyuw is he absolutely gives off the more imposing auraSHIVUH ME TIMBUWS
I'm chewing idiot
how much did Landon drink to start this off?I know he's not this good of an actor.
>>218792895Bro I'm in a Fishcord solely for updates while I'm working. These retards LOVE turning on their cams and they all look fucking gay and retarded.
>you fucking bastard
who's the epic jesus guy i like him
when does bill ottman show up?
what is Bingo suddenly drawing? is she channeling the spirits of the Dorm?guys this doesn't feel right.
>fucking hack blastard
a lot of sexual tension in closet
I thought that was about me, hahaha. I haven't fucked up in that community as far as I know
>>218793023I don't remember this and I watched every hour. weird
>>218793075>Do you feel in charge?
What is this retard complaining about. Is he only now finding out about what fishtank is or what.
>>218793101>>218793102>>218793106r9k bros...
>>218792635How the fuck are Jet and the wigger crew STILL this fucking soft?
What's the reward for the challenge?
>>218793048WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>218793124of course not
Imagine if Sam was here, he would destroy this limp autistic shut-in janitor of a neet Landon in a second
Do you guys think Ellie is impressed with Jet's performance?
>bastard
>>218793124bam can't be in the house with any alcohol around
>dont touch me>but you touch me>touchéNEPTUNIAN
Landon needs to last the full length or atleast a majority of the duration of the challenge
>>218793085Do you feel in charge?
>>218793136Self portrait
>>218793124Bam 2 years ago would have
>>218793141It's iconic
>>2187931531000 dollars
>>218793136when bingo drinks, bingo gets really bad thoughts
>>218793107Jet wouldn't even box in S2. Ben stepped up and got worked by Greg. Where is that Ben now?
this new production guy is annoying me. shitty attitude for a new guy. landon is the talent here, unironically. this guy is 1000% replaceable and will be replaced eventually, and no one will notice. he shouldn’t talk to the talent like that.
>>218793143He's mad the crew took a pizza, he seems to think this is Vacationtank
>>218793157good thing he isn't because landon pressing the production is funnier
alcohol gives retards superpowers
landon needs his cheese fry
>>218793157This is the best content on the show so far how are you not getting it
>>218793141It was one of the MANY times when Jet popped in to be on screen more, in S4.
>>218793161I WANNA SHAKE YOUR HAND
lmao head is destroying vickyshe hasnt showered in 6 daysTHE SMELL
Vicki and JD are so fucking cringe
Everyone acting like it's content that jet is being "bullied" when he should have his ass in the basement and not just participate in his friendtank
>>218793150Have you ever met Jet IRL?This nigga does not have a hard bone in his body. He's literally a slug man
>>218793124Bam clocked out for the day
>>218793143He's drunk, and they're still letting him drink as fucked up as he is. He doesn't need another shot, or any other drink. He probably feels like total shit right now.
>>218793158his protruding nipples makes her horny
vicky unfunny
100% chance Landan is going to puke. He's already dry heaving when he had that last shot.
>>218793186That would calm him down instantly
>production faggots on camera trying to cope lmfao you got mogged you dumb wigger gas brained faggots
>Landon is firmly in the lead
>jet going to basement cam to admit he was moggedFUCKING KEK GET FUCKED FAGGOT
landon's not even trying and he's mogging the fucking tank
going from landon kino to vicky cringe is such a goranian whiplash
jd sucks when hes soberjd sucks when hes drunk
>>218793069freddy was so drunk that he didnt know what the mark on his face was the next morning lmao
>>218793183It's CHEESY FRIES!
why isn't Vicky actually getting drunk? is she stupid?
>>218792684He is pretending around the fish, but he was genuinely upset with production over the janny bits over the past couple days. That part was real
Icky Vicky could've won this so easy by just being herself>but instead we get horrible annoying actingwasted potential
Absolute Landon sweep and it's not even close>>218793157nah, Sam would have respected him for mogging jet and ben
are you allowed to say nigger on kick? I thought kino casino weren’t allowed to…
>>218793205why is he lowkey a chad when drunk kek
I really want Landon to pop off again, I need to see Jet flail a punch at a fish
pure SLAG
>>218793180in hindsight, how the fuck did Shinji beat Greg
with all this drinking something fucked up is going to happen. i can feel it brewing.
>>218793176shivew me timbus
>>218793069Sam is absolutely essential but he needs to appear sporadically to create the illusion of reverence. you kind of need it to be like pissing your mom off all day but when your dad comes home you straighten up a bit. I can't imagine i'll watch this for the whole run without the judge
>>218793201
>jet is back to check the threadsYOU GOT RAPED LMAO LANDON IS THE NEW COLE
>>218793233Why would you want to say the N word? Are you a bigot?
I wonder what Bashir would be doing right now.
Why are all these contestants fans of the show, but are afraid of saying nigger, or even nigga?
Landon has been getting drunk most nights and is fineBut today he got his cheese fries.The fries make him feral
>>218793233you apparently can. idk why kc censors themselves all the time.
>Bongo abandons Bingo and looks happier than everbros...
I wonder if the pedo father was a drunken piece of shit. Bingo seems much more sensitive to this kind of stuff.
>bongo drew on hair facesilly bongo
>>218793131that’s actually really funny
>>218793231>>218793234If he goes any further, he's going to get another "you are being a Cole when you're drunk so you're cut off."
brass monkey chunky
>>218793238>oi can i bum a fag?
>>218793250>I cannot drink. It is not halal
Landon the hard r king
>boomer singing beastie boys
>>218793249landon said it, i’m just wondering if fishtank will get banned for it
>>218793233They’re getting banned tonight
i wish i was there, i would fuck the shit out of vicky. the drunken whore
BANNED ON KICKLOSING KPPBANNED ON KICKLOSING KPPBANNED ON KICKLOSING KPP
Head knows Landon is the alpha so he's being subservient
My beautiful angel finally smiling. I love to see it!
>>218793268Stop trying to make emma happen. It's not gonna happen
No food plus alcohol divided by sleep deprivation multiplied by TTS equals gargantuan crash outsHow many tonight total we get ?
>GUYS I WAS JUST RA-ACK!!
Weird drunk goblin
Dont goran this jet.
BASED BRASS MONKEY
>drunk piece of shit challengeWhy are they not doing Edward 40Hands?Are they fucking retarded?>>218793224didn't he keep saying it was how he slept on it, or that he fell? then someone had to tell him it was Sam kicking him in the face?
if you self insert as landon just kill yourself atp
>forced emma memeshe is absolute nontent
>>218793279>i’m just wondering if fishtank will get banned for itEddie doesn't care, I'm pretty sure he made a personal deal to get them onto kick.
>>218793262>>218793286she cute
i hope a fish goes rogue and starts wrecking shitit will expose the crew for being huge faggots when they start telling them
>YOU'RE RACIST ALSO>ALSOBASED
>cans.wav
>Bashir leaves>The spirit of vengeance enters Lando
>>218793275
>>218793204This started like 1/2 hour ago and I haven't even seen him drink. Did he just chug a bottle to start?
>>218793239Technique. Greg only had VR boxing experience. Shini seemed to actually have some sort of experience. Part of me think Ben took a dive because it was when Greg wanted to leave, and the boxing win helped Greg stay.
>6 days without showering what is she doing man...
Cooling down on landon
>>218793285God she looks so fucking great. I don't know how anyone could deny this.>BUT SHE'S 26! YOU SICK FUCK!!!Keep seething.
>>218793290Mexicans really do the jobs americans wont
It's going to be glorious to see Landon puking his guts up, head in a bucket or the toilet, or worse just puking all over the beds.
>>218793282based
Landon is powerful
>>218793268
production hates the content kings because they are lazy wiggers that cant keep up with their energy
>>218793278Yeah…
>>218793261One retard was using his blowdart and shooting it into his leg because he was bored. I mean, what do you even say to this shit? No wonder Sam hates his fans.
>>218792750>plays at 0.25x speed>still smooth frame rate wtf
>>218793318Grimemaxxing
>>218793318Greasemaxxing
>>218793182This, if jet wasn't a fag he would keep that guy in the basement the rest of the day and let Landon do his work. Not let this guy deliver fishtoys to make fun of Landon
Is there a bigger possible compliment than Jet Neptune saying you're acting like Cole?
>>218793234Dutch courage and alcohol inhibiting the frontal lobe
>>218793300I don’t think anybody ever did tell him that Sam kicked him and he just thought it was from sleeping weird.
Bingo loves pizza and sang a song about it
Why am I still watching this?
jd sucks
I hate landon, head, the other guy who doesn't do anything, the blonde who doesn't do anything, the john mayor looking guy who doesn't do anything and the fish eyed girl. they're all shit and boring. I hate the twins as well but I'm hoping they just become super weird.
Okay now that Landon isn’t shitting on production this is bad again
how the fuck is BTR ghost still relevant? i remember him fucking furries in 2011
>>218793318unironically a good strat, you want people to want to stay away from you
Going to bed, be sure to clip the "pack your shit your replacement is on the way" from Ben, I don't want any confusion this time.
>>218793316Had one beer. Faking fsggot
how much did they drink? i remember when i was visiting my american family in late 90s they couldnt handle alcohol at all
>>218793341>>218793342now kiss
>>218793301this retard thinks finding landon funny is self inserting. yeah ok go back to simping for emma bud
the play is to give landon more drinks until he blacks out
>>218793003They should start right now
>>218793354It's good-ish
How is Landon's college okay with their janitor constantly shouting the N word?
Jobe would
>>218793340lrn 2 encode
bigbrothertank reminder!
>>218793245Sam got too overexposed. he should only appear once or twice a week. jet is a dork and the fish don't respect him
>>218793344For people who truly understand the tank, none at all. I'd be personally offended if Jet said I was cool or a good guy.
>>218793318Her pheromones are going to make Jet simp for her like a dog.
>>218793376reddit
landon mogging too hard rn
>>218793365They are all starving and sleep deprived
fishtank is the worst thing to ever happen in history
jd needs to slam shots and win this shit
>>218793374
>>218793344just like jet cant help himself but to simp for ugly whores
bingo and bongo are terrible at this challenge
Bashir forgotten...
>>218793318What does 6 day unwashed pussy smell like
This is as bad as the night Daniel kept mogging jet. Jet you should stay off camera for the rest of the night, you can't sustain another hit to your aura.
Someone tell Landon they're doing the drunk piece of shit challenge. I think he was distracted by the cheese fries.
>>218793373jd haters are just jealous
>>218793307i love the Bingo's wonky teeth
>>218793375Good luck firing a retard.
>>218793344it means you’re a whining bitch
>drunk pos challenge>twins are just getting drunk together in the dorm
sam is overrated and watching him manhandle fanboys who suck his cock is cringe
>Goran can not handle mogging like this because he's a /r9k/ faggot
last season I auditioned for freeloader and got rejected but then my friend called me from a random number while I was expecting the call and I was so drunk that I cried because I thought it was the wiggers
>>218793393
Drake constantly giving Lando liquor to knock him out
How much money does Jet make a year?
I feel bad for Bingo. She was hiding in the fireplace and now she’s back to hiding in the closet. Being around drunk people is obviously a big source of trauma for her.
>>218793428always was
Imagine how Bashir would have handled this challenge
>>218793415like heaven
Who is Ghost?Is landon talking about that band for trannies? Those fags are involved?
We’re ALL team jd here
>>218793392Ah yes reddit loves people that use the nigger word. Imbecile
>>218793417I honestly think tonight is worse. The TTS that was saying "bitch tits retard mullet" and Landon goes "that's talking about you, you know."
>>218793427>twins are just --- togetherwill they ever interact or do anything with anyone else on their own ever?
>>218793052Sam would've gotten angry but in an actually scary way that would've activated the submission neurons in Landon's lizard brain, and the situation would've been diffused with a bro hug and five minutes of patronizing meta-sarcastic life advice from Jason Goldstriker
>>218793268>>218793455blow ur brains out
Wow look emma is doing nothing. Who could have predicted this?
>>218793384>This whole bit was fucking incredible. I can't remember his name now but he was the only normal likeable fish instead of all the autist reddit twitch streaming fish faggots they had.
>>218793399this
>>218793365You didn’t visit a Wisconsin family we would easily out drink you regardless of culture or continent. Were the ubeermensch
apart from eliminations production should have a strike system for boring people. 3 strikes and you're outthey're way too passive with the nontent fish
>>218793434Sam immediately gets hands on the moment a drunk invades his personal space because his father Fred Hyde was a drinker, and a fiend.
>>218793427They should just be demoted to freeloader sooner or later
>>218793443God, is that why I can't find her right now? I feel disgusted with myself. I hope her and her twin sister are next to go, they really are too pure for this show.
>>218793410everything has already been saidit was a retarded challenge that Jet initially claimed was fair, but then backtracked by saying it was rigged for Bashir because he indirectly told him to get the stump he didn't know existed or counted
>>218793438300k I have no idea
>>218793417do you actually believe this
>>218793435
>>218793462
mints you're garbage as director
They are gonna fuck later
>>218793323Bingo Bongo are easily the most busted bitches ever on the show
Is anyone else even trying for this challenge?
Troons still cant keep sam out of thier mouth. Good thing they will kill themselves
Bongo's gonna FUCK Vicky later
Jet, The mogged.
>>218793201My sides just went orbital
>you look sexy>I'll fuck you laterthat was apparently bongo's recount of what vicky said to them and they just acted it out between themselves
>>218793476did you just quote the joker you fag
>>218793462>if i post landon mogged me i wont look like a bitch
No one is doing the challenge and Landon doesn't even know there is a challenge.
>>218793434It's actually weird to see Sam acting masculine when he was a completely effeminate theater kid all his life
bongo is bullying bingo in the closet
>>218793462THIS SHIT IS SO FAKEEEE
>>218793478She’s been hiding in the closet in the dorm all night and Bongo got her to leave to be with everyone else where she just went to the kitchen and hid in the fireplace before getting more pizza and running back to the closet.
>>218793491
>>218793493bingo just said shes gonna fuck bongo later...
need bingo to crash out on bongo
>Goran is too much of a pussy to do this
anyone got a quick rundown? I havent been watching all day but I know bashir got eliminated, is jet retarded?
This would be less embarrassing if production was dressed as sharks
>>218793468I forgot to say I was brown btw
head keeps grabbing a handful of that greasy muslim slayer
>>218793497holy shit
please let jet know how mogged hes just was https://x.com/jetneptune_/status/2035505723291910453
>>218793462Never ever seen this nigga fall on his sword. Okay Jet, respect.
>>218793463sounds comfy honestly
>>218793438Jet and Ben take about 40-45% of the profits every season.
>>218793497:o
There is a 100% chance that if you date Bongo you get Bingo as a sidechick
>>218793427And it's better than everything else going on
>>218793513Its a lame challenge. Only good 1 was s3 when alex b and connor and simbal kept pissing on each other's beds
i'm so glad we have the nontent ugly girls on this show instead of bashir that's great awesome season to cast all ugly boring women great fucking bit
kino shot
>>218793453PoliticsGhost is a boomer retard that hosts a podcast called True Capitalist Radio that was supposed to be about investing but it devolved into him pretending to rage at bronies that would call in to fuck with him
>>218793488bitch stank
>>218793527he didn't get eliminated his mom turned up and snuck him out.
Vicky is going to RAPE Bongo and Bingo!
>>218793537head no touch
Wasn't Sam supposed to control a robot or something this season? I'm just now watching so I'm not fully caught up. I think Bam is a good replacement though, this season feels fresh from when I last watched.
>>218793540>Dude interact with my socialsNo jet, get raped.
>Hi twins!>What's up faggotJD get's no respect, man
>>218793494You emmafags are so delusional. This cute 26 year old DESTROYED you without even needing to lay a finger on you. KEK. Stay mad faggot.
what happens when one twin dies?
>>218793523he needs to hire muscle. lose bam
>>218793501quiet anime pedo
twincest is wincest
Please stop playing into the "jet is mogged" shit he loves the attention stop give me it to him jet should be in the basement and never have the chance to be "mogged"
>>218793523Not everyone is six four and a beast
>>218793497kek bongo is such a horny bastard
Jet's acting and want to be on camera is so cringe
they made me janitor 3 days in a row and then called me a drunk piece of shit
violence is going to happen tonight
>>218793570deserved
imagine not having the fucking director cam on landon right nowretards
>>218793350BASED
lmao Landon really hates Cody for taking that slice of pizza without asking
>>218793580
Jaeger is fucking gross, shit tastes like black licorice
>>218793541he's only willing to do it because landon is retarded
Who is currently the bumpy buster this season?
>>218793527made the tree stump from the jungle room count as plant matter, so Emma won and eliminated Bashir>is jet retarded?he was crashing out over people calling him out, then he just blamed Bashir for thinking James Drake was going to win
jd actively ruins whoever he's around it's actually insane
>>218793537they will fuck by the end of this
This shit fucking sucks. At least Bashir’s mudslime larp was funny. And the wiggers are going to give them video games soon?
The twins are going to get an allergice reaction and die. Good job JD always fucking shit up
jet should only be on camera if he's literally getting tortured or murdered
>>218793396>Sleep DeprivedI mean no one is telling them not to sleep or when to get up. In no way are they sleep deprived.
JD is forcing the twins to drink. This is pretty fucked up.
>>218793573The survivor consumes the corpse and then 3-6 months later a new one forms and splits from the host body
>>218793557I don't like him because he posts a lot of negative shit about Bingo and her twin sister. Yeah man I get it, you don't like them. Now post about something you do like, instead of being so fucking hateful towards someone who doesn't deserve it.
Landon spiked Jet’s cortisol
>>218793573the other one cries
>>218793573like a long time married couple.. the other one dies soon after :(
>>218793537is she drinking
kill Tayleigh
>>218792635did jd give kraom to bongo?
JD just drugged Bongo.
>>218793581I don't care. It's entertaining.
>>218793576Sad tranny, I pity you
>>218793592OHHHH MY GAH
>>218793527Shut up faggot
>>218793598self proclaimed vibe nuke is no joke
>>218793566the robot is an indian tech support lady that keeps track of the tidyness of the house and hygeine/health of the fish
When are bingo and bongo going to slam clams?
>WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WEAR A DO RAG-UHHH>WHAT THE FUCK
>>218793592its not even a meme anymore bongo has totally raped bingo before
>>218793592was this right after she talked about how she told Victoria she was, "gonna fuck you later"?
>>218793573If Bingo were to die then Bongo would be pretty sad. If Bongo were to die then Bingo would die.
who's getting drugged with molly or meth tonight?
>>218793634Give it a couple hours
Poopleigh could save this show with more poop
>hiding in the closet with bingo and bongo
>>218793593>shit tastes like black licoriceWhich makes it delicious.
Bongo is so HORNY
>>218793628I guess at least he's self-aware but holy shit he's literal cancer for the show
landon is making anissa laugh
jet so assmad at landon now its pathetic
twins are too autistic to hang out with the rest sad
Landon is gonna puke soon
>>218793621He gave her a shot of jaegermeister which she's never had before
>>218792702less sicko type stuff
>>218793624you're the reason these wiggers have an inflated ego
100 proof evan williams btw
Everyone teaming up on JD lmao
>>218793627we dont sign our posts here
>>218793453He's this boomer who got "internet famous" acting mad for brony troll callers almost 15 years ago
>>218793654legit?
>>218793645but Bingo went for the throat grab>>218793539so who knows...
so is Jet going to switch to basement cam and everyone gathers around to congratulate themselves for this amazing season?
...why are all of the fish saying their mouth tastes bitter....
>>218793651https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_and_Jennifer_GibbonsFor you my dear sister, holding on to me forever.
>>218793678rip
Would Landon have mogged Luke?
>>218793670true
>jet so butthurt he made an account named jet_mogs_landon and is sending fishtoys
>>218793669they don't need them they only need each other
>>218793668I don't blame them desu
landonbros... is he burning too bright?
>>218793684Someone should ask Landon about the brony connection
>bongo keeps slapping bingos ass
>>218793678bib even williams <3333333
>>218793668He’s obviously trolling you dumbass
>Elimination sinkqrd?
I know you will reeee but I dont think jet is mad. Ben on the other hand is livid
Landon is being a real Cole right now.
>don't get mad if I farthaha i would be so mad it would be so funny haha
Countdown until Landon blows chunks?
>JD cant say slurs anymorewtf
>>218793710Jet will not forgive this
>entire house playing cards>emma and vicky isolate upstairs>OMG FUCK WOMEN THEY SUCK>entire hose getting drunk in the bar>bingo and bongo isolated in the closet>OMG LOVE AND LIFE
>>218793667this ass belongs to landon
tts says, "Twins, please shit on my face"Bingo says, "Alright fine. I'll sit on your face"it should've been ME
is TTS on?
>>218793683got his ass.
>>218793710nahhh
JD fans have such a way with words. Brought a tear to my eye
God the twins fucking suck
>>218793718pipe down mints
>>218793678EW white label is workin' mans whiskey
>>218793718ok boss baby
>>218793678drunk piece of shit challenge for a reason
>>218793016he is talking about TCR ghost and in the past there were some people who could be real shit heads doxing the usual
>Playroom
>>218793523ellie such a cutie
twins talking in twinneesse is so goofy
new >>218793754
>>218793720Sink in bar is leaking down to the basement where all the equipment is, so off limits until its fixed.
>>218793741this is a LIE
>>218793462We did it reddit!
Twins preparing to turn up
>>218793726His friend vibe nuked TTS'd him earlier and told him his boss has been watching and is mad about the slurs.
>>218793751which one wears the collar?
they're gonna need to babysit landon over the night its gonna be tough if he continues drinking
>>218793728Yes
>>218793728benleaks having a meltdown
>>218793728Nothing wrong with not wanting to drink.
>>218793713she's done it like 5 times nowand its really cool
twins being drunk and said they're gonna stop holding back and pacing and need to keep each other awake
I would definitely love to get drunk with landon hes fucking hilarious
How do people even get drunk off american beers
vicky's not being a very good drunk piece of shit
>>218793751there vibe is exactly what non-twins act like twins are. they're so fucking unnatural & creepy. i'm very interested by it.
the twins are hyping themselves up saying landon is just some civilian he doesn't know what a real drunk piece of shit ishow much of a drunk peice of shit could he be he cleans the house lmao
>>218793523
>>218793781This is such a retarded question
>>218793751POV: you are Jet on the night s5 ends
>>218793784its the vicky just be yourself challenge
>>218793784Is anybody except Landon? He seems to be the only one trying instead of just acting like it's a normal drunk hangout night like they've been accustomed to
>>218793807yank
im getting drunk and hanging out wit the twins tonight hopefully they dont go sleeper so early
did everyone else give up because they know landon is gonna win
>>218793751Bingo and her twin sister really are amazing. I don't know how anyone can deny this fact. Fuck. I want Bingo to look down at me like this one day. I NEED Bingo to look down at me like this.
why did landon and drake punch head in the nuts?
>>218793781They don't because it's Light beer. But they're drinking shots inbetween beers that is 40%+ proof.
>>218793812the night is young brother.
>>218793784she's getting there she's pacing herself
>>218792891did they say this? Im glad they arent Black Parade faggots
>>218793806good old kicky kickems
>>218793781they don't drink enough strong shit desu. I'm american and partied a lot in my 20s. I can drink 3 4loko's and feel decent. nowadays I stopped the crazy drinking and sip wine but anything in the 5% range is pussy (to my younger self)
>>218793807>getting "drunk" off 4% pisswasseramericans are so weak
what
fresh air
>>218793825that kind of spastic never wins. they think they're the main character until production turns on them and they have a complete showshitting melt down and get booted
tf was that?
>>218793874ppv died during this
>>218793874they are out of ideas, it's been 6 days, please forgive
>AND THEN WE BRING IN A FUCKIN MOTORCYCLE AND IT'S ALL LOUD AND SHIT WOULDN'T THAT BE HILARIOUS? REALLY FUCK WITH THEIR FRESH AIR AM I RIGHT JET AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>218793874bill ottman figured out how to save the vibes
>>218793865they don't start really drinking until 21 where as every other country in the world starts at like 14
Neptune lurking after getting mogged >send in Vinny >send in Dave
>>218793898I meant the drunk pos challenge, but you're wrong anyway
>>218793141this is shivew me timbews
>>218793898TJ won because he was the least hateable in a group of unlikeable retardsSame situation here
>Poaching is le bad
>>218794092yeah gentle retard always wins; Josie, TJ, Burtape lie retard always leaves early; Jimmy, Alex, Landon
>>218793399Reddit?
>>218794092>TJ won because he was the least hateable in a group of unlikeable retards>Same situation hereNo he wasn't. Shinji was the most liked fish by audience and inside the tank by a huge margin. Jet just wanted to force some lame storyline that nobody likes even to this day.
>>218794183TJ winning is my favourite moment in fishtank still makes kiwiniggers jimmy fags and ab seethe
>>218793348nah someone told him at some point but i forget who. mightve been tts even
>>218793801I feel like this is what happens with twins if one of them or both are autistic
