Solo Bingo edition >/ftl/ NEWS-- Bashir has returned-- Vicky Self eliminates and Kratom Piss mogs JD-- Vicky puts used period pad on JD's shit-- Head leaves because of Aids fears (Ghost of Vicky)-- Allah is the one true god, suck it Christcucks-- Bingo and Bongo are crying over Head leaving the tank-- Jet mogged by Drake by threatening to leave the show because of Bashir's return--Landon won drunk challenge>Links:https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5prev >>218808087
jerking off to the new girl tonight
TLPLP
is this why she cried
>HES A FAGGOT BAYBEE RATA-TA-TA
I put the actual thread number.Michael!
Anissa is rubbing her pussy rn, look how she spreads her legs.
>>218806876Good Question >>218806396Binx simps never post her patreon lewds so they deserve to suffer anyway I think
tell her to give him head for 50 dollars
>>218809364>hey, stop that
>>218809354women are not interesting and all they talk about is their vagina and then if they cant they are just a bunch of Emma's >>218809368typical lesbian couple huh
succubus
>>218809371HOW CAN HE TOUCH
>>218809367Tiny tight white girls asses are wonderful The trend of making them huge nigger asses is retarded. Just tone it up girls
There's zero chance the wiggers will let Landon win this season right?
>>218809354drunk bingo has aura
SHE IS REACHING FOR YOUR DICK LANDON
>if you touch her i will beat you off
just jerked off to JD’s ass thinking it was Emma’s
>>218809357And she fucked Jet and ate his ass. She can never wash that off. She's filthier and more disgusting than anyone in the tank right now.
So can we be friends again /ftl/?
>janitor using the term "wishy-washy"
jet, make the call
>>218809387bro you're so cool 4 being an incel
>>218808351found a girl for him
SHE WANTS IT FUCKING MAKE HER DO SOMETHING
what is the absolute doom scenario to happen over the next week?
Can Anissa just be a bro and help Landon out, at least a handjob or something for our little buddy.
>tomorrow is gonna be another vibe repair
>>218809382>Binx simps never post her patreon lewds so they deserve to suffer anyway I thinkShe has none to post >>218809392Based take
>>218809399>head's feet>JD's ass ...you guys okay?
>>218809414>Fish all walk >JD stays no matter what
i’m pretty sure they are going to have sex
>>218809394>jet trying to play this off seconds laterBitchmade fuck
>>218809414Not bringing in freddy
>>218809414vibe repair week where the fish spend the entire time in the computer room playing Quake together
>>218809124>>218809342I would snort gas station rhino pills and fuck Anisa for 8 hours straight while she talks dirty to me and calls me a good boy in between moaning and begging and I call her mommy. She cemented that tonight.
>>218809414dont get any ideas jet
Shes horny and touching her pussy.
>>218809414A poorly thought out immunity challenge that emma wins
>>218809407Calling other anons incels when you've never had sex is a good bit I think
>>218809419it's tuff chat
>>218809414emma winning the challenge already made that happen
>fishtank is only good when jet gets utterly humilliated
SEXO TONIGHT DO NOT SLEEP I REPEAT DO NOT SLEEP
>>218809414anissa emma and jd are the only ones left.
Her current thoughts right now?
GIVE HIM SOMETHINGNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>fish have to play quake against production in the basement to win a challenge
>the dumber they are the dumber they fuck
>>218809434Uh....
>>218809434Love this whore
anissa ai song about giving landon a handjob
>>218809414all the fish that aren't bingo bongo and Landon wanting 2 leave
It's pretty crazy that bashir prayed to allah instead of fighting the elimination and it worked
>>218809414james and bashir deciding to walk in solidarity
LANDON DO IT NIGGA!!!
this sucks so bad without vicky
>>218809430nah this is embarrassing
>>218809368
tonight was only decent because jet got completely destroyed and was forced to admit that we were right and he's a stupid retarded wigger
>>218809434Wild how actually cucked her husband isAt this point she could literally have the entire house run train on her and just laugh it off and say>it's just a bit
Landon severely needs to get some pussy after this.
>>218809364good fucking CHRIST.
either a blowjob or a handjob at the very least per say>>218809451
>>218809454Let's got nissa rubbing his shit
thank you mirror room
>>218809449these zoomer wigger retards can't play fucking quake lmao they're halo/codfags and always bring out the 360 because they were playing gay bitch console shooters on controller since they were 5 in 2006
>>218809464it’s actually so over
>Alright so the eliminations don't actually matter and we lost too many people right away>But check this out. In previous seasons we were worse>Ask Vance. We rigged him out of the competition because he wasn't popular enough even though he won the challenges>...>Yeah...>So what do you say Drake. Will you keep playing knowing the rules don't matter and we would be totally fucked if you leave right now?
>>218809434https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773953507165459.mp4
>>218809364Give Mints a run for his money with that CAKE
>>218809367Ass
>>218809465yeah but it's funny
>>218809431ear
>>218809405extraemily!!! PogU
>>218809407I'm not an "incel", I'm celibate (of my own accord) because I hate women, because they are evil.
>>218809454>anissa is jacking it up
Will letting Vicky leave and letting Bashir back be The Mistake™ that kills the season?
>>218809394jet getting legitimately angry and physical with actual retards is some of the funniest shit
Landon wants it so bad he just doesn't know how to play it sadly. We have to help our little buddy and at least get him a handy or a titty flash.
>>218809465Freddy is a
she straight up wants to fuck
bros real talk i think i love this season
>>218809394he barely pushed him lol
annissa has a husband a one year old child at home
>>218809467Crazy how this was the first day to actually feel like fishtank and 90% of the reason was because of jet's incompetence and retardation on full blast
>>218809459bruh... I laughed at him praying during the elimination cause it was like a man of devout faith in his final moments before being actually executedbut it... worked?
>>218809470Anissa is the best thing to ever happen to him. He's going to become a bartender and she will matchmake him with an aspie qt
SHE NEEDS TO GET ON THE MATRESS WITH HIM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
>>218809394Might be more reason Landon will win
>>218809482it's insane that this is not even exaggerating a little bit
>>218809487kek
>Puts a tampon on someone's belongings for no fucking reason>gets confronted about it>fake cries and lies but its forgiven>Leaves the houseOkay but what was the plan here?why the fuck did she do it
Ironic Vicky posting isn't funny
rate the day/night out of 10
>>218809354HOLY CRAPS MISTER TURTLE CALM DOWN I AM SURE THE RULES WILL BE CLARIFIED! WE CAN'T HAVE ANARCHY!
Is this whore for real?
>>218809507it's a good show.
>>218809498It saved the season. Got rid of the worst fish, and brought back the best.
>>218809465>he's still not over the Aussie stripper prostitutegrim chat
bruh...landon...talking about pedophiles is not the rizz
>>218809480True and factual post
>>218809481stop trolling
>>218809523is there a clip of her leaving?
>>218809468i wonder if they are just whores or just lie about having a husband/boyfriend so dudes are reluctant to thirst after them
>>218809498vicky legit sucks, mohammed is a douchebag but he's entertaining as fuck
>Landon calling out production ttses
>>218809523kratom piss mog
>>218809523What was she talking about that all the men were attacking the women in the house and she was really scared of all the guys?
>>218809523>plan
>>218809454Nah she needs an AI broadway song about how much JD's a FAGGOT
>>218809435>>218809441>>218809446these are all good!
>>218809470>>218809515I keep saying it, but these are the best moments of Landon’s life so far and possibly in totality.
DID SOMEONE SAY BAKE?
>>218809482strikingly accurate take.Gotta admit, Jet has gotten pretty good at talking retards off ledges by putting it in their terms, like on night 1 with Vicky, but against an actual person? Against a guy with a 3 digit IQ? Didn't provide any reason for Drake to stay. Instead he gave Drake even more reasons to leave.
RAPE HIM NOW
>hot girl freeloader wantedBRING HER IN
>>218809523can't believe I fucking missed literally all of this
>>21880952710/10 pure kino
>>218809544name one entertaining thing he did that didnt involve vicky
Did someone say time machine
>>218809376>haha hey lois.
Daniel wishing this was him and Angie in the superbed
>>218809560>>218809528high on cum!
>>218809507me too man. I hope it continues being good, because so far I've had a great time with the season, and the current selection of fish are some of my favorites ever.
>>218809523Her plan is to let me fix her
>Bashir is allowed back as a fish for some retarded reason>goes to sleep
Kill jet neptune! Murder him! Skull Hyde was right! Skull Hyde justice!
>>218809465>>218809549emma and anisa consensually slap fighted or whatever and she tried to spin it as a typical woman batshit insane gaslight to say they were abusers, just like she said "I DIDN'T PUT MY BLOODY PERIOD PAD IN YOUR LUGGAGE I THINK YOU'RE MAKING IT UP AND IT'S REALLY SCARING ME"
>fucking incels faggot losers and simpswow he sounds just like me when i post in these threads
>>218809442jets fucking face of despair when landon and anissa were belligerent drunk crawling towards him and bashir started butting in
>>218809538i’m not please
>>218809527sincerely 10/10
>>218809507Bro...this season is straight assI like the twins though
landon calling the fanbase incel moron losers is something
>>218809364
>>218809507it's a top 5 season counting spinoffs second best season not counting spinoffs
>>218809580Skull Hyde needs ozempic even more then Jet does
>>218809544I don't even know if I would call him entertaining, but he's a unique and interesting personality to have in the house
>>218809578good. He deserves it.
>watching the recap>Drake pulls out the molasses water and Ben cucks him instantlyFucking Ben.
>>218809503its always awkward the first time and probably worse knowing >she has a husband>a ton of people are watchingtheres no real smooth way to do it unless you're a fuckin chad and she throws herself on you in the bathroom
>>218809585the best neptunian stare from neptune himself. that shit was insanely funny lmao
>>218809523It was the Drunk POS challenge, but she didn't want to get too fucked up out of fear of a crash out. She barely drunk much, and spit up most she did. She saw how in the lead Landon was, but instead of accepting she probably wouldn't win this one, she decided to use all 2 braincells she has left after her addiction and tried WAY too hard to be a 'drunk POS.' She thought she was playing the game, but it backfired too hard and when the walls closed in, she just fucking left.
>>218809570tell off the male strippers waking up everyone early to pray to his moon godmaking emma buthurt going kamikazejust to name a few
There is a non zero chance they call /our tlp/ in. They need a hot girl and she needs more viewers
i almost forgot landon showed his tard cock tonight trying to shit in the jungle room. what an insane day
>>218809591Landon's gonna act different when he gets a taste of beaner pussy
Isn't it illegal to rig a game show?
>>218809523>no reasonthe entire night was a challenge to be a piece of shit, tampon in luggage was the only worthwhile thing she dididk why she pussied out so hard when she was confronted
the aislop has done more damage to these threads than anything
>>218809585did not envy him at all being in that position, hoooly shit what a clusterfuck
FUCKING FUCK NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>Fuck you, alamo
>>218809566>stinky femcel sex in her one bed apartment before her mom gets home from workhot chat
>>218809604That's the theme for the entire dayProduction fucking up
>>218809581Oh that's what she was talking about lol
>>218809585
>>218809596How old is jet isnt he kind of young to be on Ozempic skullnigger is like 40
>>218809607well atleast she piss bombed on the way out.
>>218809615fishtank fans love ai slop for some reason
>>218809442>Calls himself a retard>Calls himself a rapist>Confirms that they have zero plans>Confirms every season is rigged based on who he wants to fuck or if the people are popular enough What was his fucking plan
>>218809523she had been talking about leaving all day and had the excuse
>>218809609yawn
>>218809610only if she is completely naked and walked around the house on a leash by ben
>>218809615Wrong.
guy who watches fishtank but gets offended by ai
>>218809626almost 30 I think
>>218809604fucking really?
>>218809610They'd be calling the wrong hot girl, and idk if Ben wants to whore out his gf for the fans
This is what I would have said to James Drake if I were jet and not retarded>so basically, we wanted this to be a gameshow with legitimate rules where your choices matter>but it's more important for the audience to be happy and for the show to be entertaining>we decided to sacrifice the rules for the sake of entertainment because we didn't expect to lose vicky at the same time as bashir>bringing him back is not ideal, but the audience wanted it and the house is bleeding fish too fast>this show is more free form and less strict. The most important thing is to be entertaining. That's more important then the challenges, more important than winning this or that>sometimes the rules matter, sometimes they dont. Tonight they didn't because of the complex situation of losing so many people so fast. If charity or bezo were still here, we would not have brought bashir back to replace vicky.>the audience was mostly happy with his return, and that's more important than the game being fair. This isn't fair tank. You win by being more entertaining than the rest of the cast or by being more well liked.Would this help you or am I just as retarded as jet?
the log lady
>>218809570Walk in and say he'd leave if James' wanted him too right after Jet tried to convince James to stay so he'd have enough contestants for a half hour. Jet looked like he was genuinely contemplating suicide.
Landon is to much of a retard/virgin to even try and pull this off
>>218809498Vicky was always going to walk, especially if Emma left.They shouldn't have let Emma kick Bashir in the first place, now they've showed their hand to Drake. Bashir should've had redirection immunity and taken out Emma or Vicky, or Drake should have won and the same thing happened.
>>218809631Saving his soul.
how much you wanna bet vicky is blowing up jet’s phone right now
>>218809613I might have missed it but did they ever say explicitly that there is a grand prize? Or are they handing out the prize money slowly as the contestants perform their daily jobs?
>>21880958510/10 night
bros... i loved this outfit so much today. i love the tight jeans and her hair pushed back. shit is too goodbeautiful bingo
>>218809615My edits are not AI, all natty baby
>>218809644Trish is nontent
SUCK HIS DICK RETARD SOMEONE TELL HIM TO GIVE HER MONEY TO SUCK HIS DICK SHE'LL FUCKING DO IT FOR THE RIGHT PRICE HE JUST GOT $1000
Sometime today tts asked Anissa to kiss Emma and Anissa said that would make her cry and she looks like the type that cries during sex
>>218809653I have no idea what this even is
>>218809641Yeah, he was going to dump it on Vicky's stuff with Landon.
>>218809610they should just bring back direnc
>>218809649All Jet need to say is, James, we cannot lose that many fish in the first week so we brought Bashir back. I understand if you don't like it, but get over it, this is a production decision to allow content to continue at the pace the show requires. This discussion is over.
>>218809665Different people have different specialties for the show
>>218809644she already whores herself out
>>218809553https://vocaroo.com/1c30StgKC5iJ
How do you tell someone that the show is rigged and expect them to perform well afterwards?
Bringing back Bashir was fucking retardedEven if they made him a freeloader it was retarded
>>218809604>>218809641It's worse than that. He literally shut off the cam mic and pointed the camera away so he could whisper>let's not do that because that's going to smell really bad
>>218809669
Skull here what are vikkis socials im gonna shoot my shot
Landon has a hard on.
>>218809653TJ getting friend zoned (again)
>>218809663Bingo is lowkey a tight little piecethere was a better ass shot when she was being dragged by bongo but I missed it
send in ellie we need the j man
>>218809692How does he do it??
Is jet rich or something? I still dont know why ellie decided to eat his ass get groomed and be his girlfriend
>>218809690At least director cam instantly switched to hallway because Mints is retarded and thought that Ben's cam just died, not that he was being a bitch.
>>218809649You're going to deepYou have to give less to give the show an aura of mystique and not think it's actually run by someone in the actual 80 IQ range>Hey Drake.>What you didn't know is that Bashir allied himself with the Twins who gave him the immunity key>He knows everything you've done And then walk away Make drake believe he was the one who underestimated Bashir NEVER EVERExpose yourself as an emperor without clothesOnce you do that. It's actually overSam understands thisJet is legit too retarded for his own show and doesn't understand thisWatch a real master like Ice to understand
it's crazy how bashir's retarded kamikaze strat is sort of what ended up saving him in the end
>>218809610i will actually check out if they bring this annoying hoe back
>>218809692Yeah I never watched this. Powtank 2?
Shes is touching her pussy, her toes keep curling up and shes covering her mouth
first tell her $50 to sleep on the same mattressthen $100 more to suck his dick but spread out the tts if you do it. so first just the money to sleep on the same mattress. come on bros he just got 1k she'll do it for money 100% just tell them COME ON
>walk into the block lodge>you see thiswhat do you do?
>>218809677Basically. Can keep his line in that reality shows do shit like this all the time but aren't live so you don't know and his line that he can leave if he wants but he'll just be replaced by Vicky (don't add that you would hate that to give him more bargaining power idiot).
Anise talking down Landon while he was in timeout was so fucking wholesome
>>218809677>Drake leaves>Emma leaves as well as she's just as upset about this>Bashir leaves because of his 'honor.' He mentioned this when he entered when Drake and Jet were talking, and it's probably what he whispered to Drake.>house is left with twins, nontent and LandonDrake had far more hand in that conversation than Jet did, and they both knew that.
>>218809677>okay, byeYou just lost a fish
>>218809687He's a good balance to fishtank degeneracy and the twins said they're glad he's back and they feel safer with him there
>>218809696
>>218809610I sai d HOTgi rlfreeloader
>>218809708Not really, he wouldn't have been on the chopping block without it, and when he did it, it was pure content.
hopefully ppv has their shit fixed tomorro
>>218809684lol nice
>>218809694Do you even have a license or a car how you gonna get her to the store for kratom big guy
>>218809713there's no powtank 2 without claire
>>218809535her personality legitimately makes up for being a dirty whore.
If vertical lines represent stox market crash then what do horizontal lines mean? stock market stagnation? how would that work?
>>218809700luck demon
>>218809731We can doordash it
>>218809710we all love angie here
Shes literally taunting him with her pheromones and he still isn't making a move.. i guess our little buddy will be a janitor forever.
>>218809723>Okay, I will replace you with Vicky. LATER faggot
>>218809726
>>218809697
>>218809707Hey jimmy
>>218809684Holy fuck. Please send this to them so they can play it on the show
as gross and repugnant as tayleigh is, she would never rip off her pad and put it on another persons personal property. imagine the face she made when she watched vicky do that live
>>218809713Estanque 1
great they are both doing that weird awkward shit like>haha oooooooh wow you're crazy haha you want me to fuck you ahah wow omg
>>218809701He has money but he claims to be driving around a busted old car probably spends it all on drugs and name brand designer shoes/clothes
>>218809745there are fewer and fewer of you people every day
Courtney Love is by far the most underrated musician from the 90s
>>218809684fuck off cwc
>>218809708what saved him in the end was giving vicky a day drinking supply of beer
>>218809731I will try to help her clean from her addictions. I can save her chat.
>>218809762tayleigh is the worst female fish of all time
>>218809745I love her if shes showing off her tight little body, which she REFUSED to do on her beach stream today! All I saw was jobe and that other faggot
>>218809748Nice show you've got there
fucking tts them to do something for money she will fucking do it he has 1k right now
>>218809751I was sure she would never come back after Sam raped her and tried to force Ben to join in.But since it's all a Jet production and Ben voiced his distaste for the "bit" (rape) maybe she would.>>218809753nice....feet too
>>218809725Damn brian is so fucking hot, trish is so lucky to get pumped and dumped by him
>>218809713el estanque
>>218809722So what. Tell him if they all leave they'll all be replaced and it'd only be a small hit to his bottom line but Drake would have wasted all his time for no money at all. He doesn't know what the show is, let alone how any of it works. You don't tell the person your negotiating with how much power they have over you.
>>218809774that would be nina
>>218809694Sorry buddy she already added me as friend.
>>218809754What's up broBut really thoughLook at how ice runs his hell house. He never lets the retards think that they're above him and never goes down to their levelThat's the entire issue of this seasonJet wants to be friends with the contestants instead of treating them like what they are They get too familiar with him and there's no kayfabe now
244 replies in 18m???Fishtanktrannys should be burned
landons trying too hard now.
>>218809776Don't care. You know this is how Sam handled this type of shit, all of these faggots are desperate for 50k
Jet will rugpull the elimination and make days worth of effort from contestants mean nothing then wonder why the contestants are not trying in upcoming challenges.
>>218809762>MUH PAD DOOD
>yeah let me fuck this janny mongoloid on camera to thousands real quickAre u all retarded?
>>218809701It's Ellie's way of getting back at mommy and daddy
I wish there were more international tanks I would love to see an Australian tank as an American
JD yelling OWW after getting water thrown at him
>>218809795>ysgood morning sir!
el cucktanque fags are on the same bottom ladder rung as bitchtank losers
>>218809773yeah just like with Channing It will surely work this time
>>218809764Oh, thanks anon.
>>218809792I will find out where you live and kill all your pets, tell me her socials.
>>218809811trvke
>>218809684the chorus on its own would be a great sfx
Who are the raped this season?
powtank
Bitchtank requires a high IQ to really appreciate
I've had about enough of, uh, morons and half wits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells
>>218809795lots of samefags
>>218809684Insanely good stuff. Please send this to production
>>218809800have you seen the average viewer of this show?
>>218809756no u. I just asked grok to make lyrics about JD from fishtank being a faggot and pasted in suno with faggot replaced with fagit.https://vocaroo.com/1my87Lj3RwZd
>>218809812I love Chanchan and will always endeavor to reconcile with her.
>>218809811no TJ no watch, Faggot
>>218809794Basically. Sam could be friendly with certain fish but there was always an understanding that he was above you and would kick your ass out if he felt like it. There's a reason drunk Daniel didn't give a shit about bullying Jet but would never dream of saying shit to Sam's face.
>>218809724Bashir is the most degenerate contestant in history
>>218809820Jet by farWe've never seen such a Brutal muggingUsually it's one or two fish But now we have an entire house filled with ColesHe's fucking cooked
>>218809811el estanque literally had 50 viewers when it was live, it was a nothing burger. /bant/oids just love hyping up shitty spinoffs they didn't even watch as a joke
>>218809820vicky, jet, bezos, and jd
SOMEONE FUCKING TELL THEM TO PUT MONEY INTO THE EQUATION SHE WILL FUCKING DO IT
i feel like falling asleep to the cucumberfeet recaps. are they any good this season?
>>218809743That's my line
>>218809820Ben
Why did Letty and TJ even travel together? Are they even friends?
>>218809847IDK what you talking about first time ive heard the term
>No more Vicky/Emma late night confession hoursgone too soon
>>218809857they didn't
>>218809834yeah we know youre a man loving faggot
I miss Vicky... she'd be the only one still awake right about now.
the show overall has been so much better without Sam around
SUCK LANDONS DICKSUCK LANDONS DICKSUCK LANDONS DICKSUCK LANDONS DICKSUCK LANDONS DICK
>>218809835There is an intrinsic understanding that sam is a 6'6" roided up retard and could put your head through a wall if you grabbed at his shirt but jet is a doughboy retard baby that can be manhandled by actual women.>>218809838I say this unironically, I really think jet being raped on camera would be good for the show long term
>>218809745Her giggling at Sam and production in season 4 was one of the most disgusting things I've seen a woman do on Fishtank. shit was vile
a scared man
>>218809762Iloveyouiloveyouilivey9u uuhhh unnnn
>>218809798Bashir having secret immunity or the gun stealer perk (he can't give it to anyone) from a made up challenge that never happened would have convinced Drake, would've made the chicks wig out even more and hide in confessional all night, and was just the right move for the show.Instead Jet made the wrong move despite being told by everyone not to, doubled down for a few hours, and then panicked after Vicky left and just hit the emergency Bashir button. He could've brought Bashir back instantly as a freeloader after his first fuck up, but he didn't.
Landon is such a disingenuous horn dog. He went back to the dorm to grab his blanket so he could go back and sleep in the Glass Room with Anissa and he was telling TTS that he was "too tired" to go back to the dorm
Please tell me Landon is a Janitor again tomorrow, No way Ben and Jet are letting him get away with the moggings of the night.
>>218809857Yeah. TJ wanted to travel just as friends but Letty was deep into the IP2 shit at the time which always annoyed him.
>>218809867he always had gorilla nest vibes
casting JD is one of the funniest casting decisions they've ever made
>>218809857Bc Letty knows he brings viewers and wanted to hurt Claire, and TJ wanted a vacation
>>218809867Absolutely delusional takeIt has been a week and it's the first night that felt like fishtankYoure stupid and you have terrible opinions
>>218809724>Its like seeing an Angel!
SHE HAS A HUSBAND YOU GUYSSHE NEVER MENTIONS HIM AND I DECIDED TO SLEEP NEXT TO HER AND PRETEND TO NOT LIKE YOU GUYS TONIGHTIM TOTALLY NOT SECRETLY HOPING SHE HAS SEX WITH ME
>>218809871worked
>>218809877he wanted to get off weed
It's crazy how much better the show would be if /ftl/ ran it
>>218809751MAKE THE CALL
>>218809877Letty is just a little leech and TJ saw trough it. IP probably made her suck his dick.
>>218809883>>218809877>TJ got cucked by lettyKWAB
>im not jewish>hahah i totally dont want to have sex with her>im not jewish>hahah i totally dont want to have sex with her>im not jewish>hahah i totally dont want to have sex with her>im not jewish>hahah i totally dont want to have sex with her>im not jewish>hahah i totally dont want to have sex with her>im not jewish>hahah i totally dont want to have sex with her
>>218809826mexican mario looks fresh
someone tts and propose $500 for her to suck his dick
>what are you gonna do about it?
A hot girl freeloader will never be very good, the best we can hope for is Letty tier and she's just ok at it.
>>218809737Her personality of deranged attention seeking whore?
>>218809865u 100% watched Burt jerk off, Gay much?
>>218809885nah he’s right
>>218809876Landon is never cleaning the house againWhat are they going to do? Eliminate him?
>>218809885all days have felt like Fishtankthe Fishtank that should've always been, if Sam wasn't around to ruin it
>>218809649just fucking tell james that every reality show bends the rules and it goes both ways. like reassure him that they won't just let bashir totally turn the tables and send him home next elimination. that's what he's really mad about - that his biggest physical competition was sent home then miraculously brought back
Who's going to leave the house because of him?
Watching Vicky cry in confessional to the two chicks who are just lying to her and pretending to be her friend because she's an easy shield is fucking funny as hell.
>>218809922he hasn't been an actual threat since season 1
>>218809896TJ saw through nothing, you're delusional
>>218809916Just threaten him with a fine and he will be happily cleaning, for some reason fines have a lot of power over him.
>>218809897It's okay Klause you can let the bit go
>>218809354Fishtank is only entertaining when it's a shit show. When it's trying to be legitimate, it's bland as fuck.
>>218809861Maybe i have a split personalty now and make post without even realising it now cool.
>>218809922Bongo in his arms as they go to the courthouse to finalize their marriage.
>>218809922won't be funny without Vicky
>>218809836That isn't even remotely true. Last season had a highschooler turn into Ghislaine Maxwell.
This is one of the best seasonswe got robbed with s4s3 died like a wet farts2 was good but they didn't know where to go with the show
>>218809922I need him to break JD
>we get dark James Drake now and he just robs the market every day and doesn't pay his fines
Jet should buy Sam out of Fishtank entirely and get rid of Hyde's stench for good
>>218809922Frank isn't even going to show up this season. Screencap this post.
>>218809939the beautiful bongo
>>218809946>Show dies
I need Bashir to recreate the Tom Tucker slow motion walking in the hallway meme
>>218809883>a vacation he wanted more than that lmao felted
I like landon, at least today, as the show goes on it might change. Shit testing production is great and jet actually got physical with a retarded person again, lel
>>218809944Dark james drake needs to wait for the next elimination, then rip the paintball gun out of the shooters hands and shoot whoever he wants
>>218809936it happens
>>218809941>Last season had a highschooler turn into Ghislaine Maxwell.What
>>218809946Ah that might be his plan. It would explain why hes crashing the worth of the company so hard by being retarded.
>>218809762She kissed Frank, which is 10x worse
>This is one of the best seasons
>>218809921He should've just told him that Bashir has a secret rule that cannot be divulged to other fish that says he cannot beat or eliminate James Drake. Drake is now happy because his biggest competition is now his biggest ally and an easy asset he can use as a shield or enforcer, and he feels like his hard work on the challenge was rewarded.Instead Jet just wigged out and threw his spaghetti all over the floor and gave Drake the keys to the tank.
>>218809939Bingo caressed and gave positive affirmations to the cactus because she loves all living things and, being from Arizona, she "respects the cactus".Bongo is scared to death of Bloody Mary style shenanigans, while Bingo thinks it's funny and as real as Santa Claus. Bongo has Bingo read her passages from the Holy Bible to make her feel better and dispel any spirits.Bongo believes in this spiritual stuff and gets emotional over it, partly because she's drunk, but also because she dabbled with witchcraft as a teen. She reminded Bingo that back when they were younger she was very scared by Bingo's Bloody Mary shenanigans when she first moved back in with "Bingo and mom".Bingo was super sorry for making Bongo scared, and even cry a little. "When Bongo gets scared, Bingo gets scared." Bingo says all she wants is for Bongo to be happy and not scared.
>>218809877nigga wanted pussy and fumbled hard
The only women they should ever get on the show are like Bingo Bongo where they don't go ''muh vagina, I am a woman hear me heckin' ROAR!''You can filter for this by picking women who go off about their weird interests that no one gives a fuck about. Bingo and Bongo would go on about how they write stories and draw. Because they are their own people with their own interests and personality they don't bring up their vagina and only be nice to women.If you look at the feminist bitches their auditions will either have them talk about being women>as a woman I watched fishtank and I watched the women of fishtank and that's why I think me, a woman, should be on the next season of woman fishtank pussy woman womanor they are deceptive cunts who pander really hard and lie, the interests they say they have are fake and it's shit you are familiar with>uh yeah, I am a big MDE fan and I like death grips, yep, and heil hitler, I am a based chudTheir entire personality is fake and when you actually get to know them they are hardcore feminists whose only personality is being female.
>>218809952the show livesthe only shows that are dying are the ones Sam is involved with, because he's so lazy he can't bothered to put any effort into them or make them on schedule
cheese tastes good whats wrong with being called "cheese boy"?is it because americans think all cheese is just cheddar because they are cattle?
>>218809942season has no excuses with a shortened length but its already struggling to keep the better fish around week 1
>>218809942Correct
>>218809970Obese tintin ah mfer
>>218809879whats that mean?
>>218809979cry incel cry
i went to bed as they started the drunk POS. QRD on what happened?
>>218809944theres literally nothing stopping them all from bum rushing the market and taking everythingsomeone should rally tts and tell them to get on it already
>>218809967>Why would someone retarded be retarded Vance literally couldn't get through a single question without forgetting it in the middle of yapping The collective IQ in the basement is in the double digits
>>218809942it really was surreal
>Frank makes two fish quit>Jet just brings them backIt sucks now knowing there are no eliminations or people getting kicked
>>218809966Jet Nepstein not only groomed and fucked Ellie and made her eat his ass, he was using her to scout other highschool girls just like Ghislaine would for Epstein himself. Literally "I need some hot highschool friends of yours for a friend of mine/the show, do you have any who would be interested?"
>>218809962Whoops actually turns out there are no elimination paintballs in the gun though. Sam and and Jet have the elimination peo talk they will give to whoever they chos..whoever loses!
>>218809966Brother you have a lot of reading up to do on Jet Nepstein and Elline Maxwell. Go find the threads the kiwitroons have on, its too much to relay in post here.
>>218809993missed it all
>>218809979Somewhat true but you would have filtered bingbong for trying to date Frank.
>>218809949Yeah I think frank and Jets reconciliation after the s1 episodes wasn't entirely Sam just telling them both to play nice. Frank and Jet will not work together without him
>>218810003you're retarded
>>218809993James drake raped jet on cam
>>218809993Landon mogged everyone including production, he was unstoppable they tried to put him in time out but he broke out of his cage. also high sexual tensions between anissa and Landon
>Image 100>>218809994>>218809994>>218809994
>>218810005They didn't give her the paintball until the last second when they knew she was shooting Bashir.
>>218809862Bezos said she smelled bad when he was talking to Letty earlier
>>218810005>*Benalso >*pepmy bad, what a slip
>>218810001lookin back it really felt different but i was a heavy drinker and hardly remember the downtimethat house and clothes were just insane
>>218809942Jet fucked up bringing Bashir backThere's no permanence Nothing matters, so the fish won't fight
>>218809983Anon Landon is called cheese boy because he's one of those autists who eat exclusively one meal their entire lives and his meal of choice is THIS
know your place ben
MAKE THEM DO SOMETHING TELL THEM THAT LANDON SHOULD GIVE HER MONEY TO DO SOMETHING FUCKING MAKE THEM DO SOMETHING SEXUAL I DONT CARE A HAND JOB A BLOW JOB SHELL FUCKING DO IT HE HAS 1000 FUCKING DOLLARS SHELL DO SOMETHING FUUUCKING DO IT PLEASE DUDE DONT BLUE BALL LANDON LIKE THIS WHAT THE FUCK GET THEM TO DO SOMETHING
>>218810011Bongo is a horny freak. Has nothing to do with anything.
>>218810012Frank usually has a pretty good read and take on people and there's no way he's changed his mind about Jet being a boss baby wigger
>>218809993Vicky was raped.
TJ fucked them all thats why Jet will never invite him backTJ has fucked them all with his giant white cock
>>218809963are girls really dressin like this and why?
BEAVER STREET IS BACK BABY
>>218810032And he was right Considering Jet himself confirmed today that he's a boss baby wigger with a below 80iq
Jet's retarded Gmod RP season idea would never work because he would be giving them free pizza and alcohol instead of having them work for it
>>218810024It does add to the "you never know what will happen" wacky aspect of the show that Jet doesn't want to admit is fishtanks identity
>>218809993You honestly missed probably one of the best nights this season will have.
>>218809983no american thinks this
>>218810016
How to save S5 for a week
>>218809963This fucking coalburning mudshark slut cunt foid whore REALLY upsets me
im still laughing that jet gave the most retarded explanation to james and james is still there
>>218810055It's really just Jet getting fucked by Vicky leaving. He wouldn't have brought Bashir back if he didn't have any other option.
>>218809897I mean what happened to Letty was even worse.
Anisa ignores all of them UNLESS the choice of language makes her horny then she laughs. "Grab that beak and get to jack hammering" made her think of the times she's had her face gripped roughly and without consideration and fucked hard in a Red Lobster bathroom until she squirts a little on the dirty tiles (something someone like Landon would have to clean up).
SOMEONE JUST MENTION THE MONEY HE JUST GOT TO THEM AND SOMETHING SHE CAN DO FOR IT COME ON MAN HOOK LANDON UP FUCK THIS
Is letty Eskimo twins with Andy dick?
>>218810077stop eating cum
>>218810064He didnt even think to leverage anything did he? he should have made some small demands from production.
>>218809922Even though he got raped in season 3, that was also my favorite appearance of his.
>>218810060you accidentally posted lubecooch when you meant to post Freddy
>>218810066But if Vicky left the same day Bashir was eliminated, it seems like a fair deal to bring him back to be honest
>>218810069She crashed out in Thailand because chicken andy would rather fuck a fat prostitute than her.That was when i stopped simping for her.
>>218810083STOP BEING A FUCKING FAGGOT AND GET LANDON SOMETHING FUUUUCK YOU
>>218810078andy raped one of the ip2 guys she definitely fucked
>>218810064I need to see a full transcript of his disjointed justifications, pure goranian
>>218810064>we lost too many people, so we brought one back>but what if I leave? Then you're back to square one.>we would just bring back vicky and that would suck>why would vicky come back? She left on her own, she wasn't eliminated and she seemed to be very upset with the state of what was happening in the house. If she were to come back, everyone would dog on her even more>uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm eating 3 days old dominos pizza
>>218810060can you stop?
>>218810088Who?
>>218810100Based
>>218810085no james decided to go along with it all
>>218810060get a grip
>>218810093It was happening way before that in Korea for months while denying it.
>>218810094It's one million times better to remain a virgin than to have some 2/10 la goblina americana ran through roast beef flaps for 10 minutesSeek help
what was happening here?
it's fucking over man they're sobering up you guys fucking cockblocked landon hope you're fucking happy
>>218810064james is a retard so it makes sense
>>218810102>>218810115Never
Make the call Jet.
Bring on TJ and Kev make them twins and let them compete
how would you feel if your wife was on fishtank and everyone kept wanting her to fuck some low IQ autistic janitor
>>218809877Chicken Andy had dissociated from IP2 at that time, he was Cx
>>218810089 your other contestants who played the game and conspired to get the person out are being shown that none of that matters. If this was a scripted and rigged show and they knew it would be different. Jet also could have explained it like 10 different ways and it would have been fine but he failed at that.
>>218810124as a fan im asking you to
>>218810078Yes. She's also spread her herp indirectly to ellie.
>>218810060tjpedos are so pathetic
>>218810098"Vicky was downstairs saying she regretted it and wants back up now."James has no way to verify that, its a shame Jet is such a retard and bad at thinking on his feet. It would have made this whole thing a lot easier. In fact I wouldn't have even mentioned it would suck to get Vicky back. I'd just say wed replace his ass with Vicky. And if he said they'd all walk out? I'd say I'd end the show and give the prize to Bashir out of spite.
>>218810119A BLOWJOB AT THE VERY LEAST PER SAY
>>218810089It's not fair to the fish who have been doing a challenge to kick him out for days, and then being told "lol doesn't matter". Jet should have thought about how this would affect Drake BEFORE kicking out Bashir, but Jet has no great narrative story planned for the season. Drake vs Bashir finale would have been great.
>>218810136fake fan
>>218810120>thats my 12 year old boyfriend
andy dick diddled sonicsonic fucked letty
>>218809414>Drake tries to leave in the morning>Bashir volunteers to sacrifice himself and commit suduko with a sword outside>James leaves anyway>Emma gets demoralized and cries all day and leaves>Landon and Anisa day drink>Bam nearly relapses and walks off the show>Bam quits >Vibe repair night >Bongo eats the elimination chocolate>Vicky returns>Sarah shows up with the police and arrests Jet
emmaclaire is a strong girl both physically and mentally
>>218810142>I'd just say wed replace his ass with Vickyhe did say that faggot
>>218810060you tj maxxer faggots really make me dislike him post season 2
>>218810129A Kevin Chad in the wild? I can hardly believe it...
>>218809897Letty fucks for cloutin the Fishtank universe, TJ can convert that clout for some desperate Fishtank pussy for as long as the pussy exists in the clout ecosphere that Jet createdoutside of it, he has no clout, no appeal - so when TJ went to Japan to try to leverage Fishtank clout for crumbs of Letty pussy, Letty was already not accepting Fishtank clout as payment and was chasing IP2 clout herselfinside Fishtank, you can push Taylor to be in a relationship with TJ - outside of Fishtank, Fishtank clout gets you nothing, it bounces
>>218810120Emma was eye-fucking Head the whole time he was thereFat, old, and ugly is just her type
>>218810132I have no idea what that shit means man. IP2 just means gay livestreamer nonsense and thats all Letty did at the time. Asking me to split hairs about IP2 or CX or whatever is like asking me to give a shit about specific names for genres of anime when I try to call it all gay jap cartoons.
>>218809414Ciaras reanimated corpse appears in the house and cucks jet again live on the show
anissa needs a dicking
>>218810129FH2 was such wasted potential, I’ll never understand why they blew it up for no reason
>>218810141
>>218809979This is true and Jet will never learn. Just look at season 5 auditionsVicky audition>I am a woman, I like cool bands (death grips lol) and I don't have friends because I am right wing. I would be good on the show because I am BASED and don't get offendedBongo audition>It's a beautiful day, come to my restaurant. I had a dream I was on a bus. In the dream I asked to be on fishtank and Sam Hyde said he'd think about it.
>>218810133It did matter but one of the contestants decided to leave the same day it seems unfair to get rid of the person who was eliminated when someone walks off the same day. And on a 24/7 show like this, they have to know the fans and production aren't putting up with that shit. Its vickys fault she ruined everything lol
now she has to fucking masturbate in the bathroom instead of fucking landon great job guys
>>218810066He did have another optionHe could have not brought back an eliminated contestantFucking idiotYou talk as if the show was dead without him. They literally proved that they were capable of making content without him there. If basneed HAD been there, he would have done nothing all night because he doesn't drink.Literally just slow the pace of eliminations by a couple of days and it would have been fine. Six fish, three weeks. That's a perfectly fine pace. This season isnt lasting 42 days but jet is treating it like it is
>>218810157It was supposed to be a comma connecting it to the previous sentence, but I meant I'd leave off the part that "it would suck to do that" when saying Id bring Vicky back up. Basically no sell his threat entirely.
Anissa is throwing up
>>218810159good
They still haven't updated the map.
>>218810176They blew it up because Sam has low impulse control like an untrained dog and thinks he always has to posture up
>>218810159lame, he can't control them
>>218810187he did say it would suck right when he said that
>>218810193she needs TJ's magic cock
>>218810165I've kept the Kev flame going he was the only person on S3 who should have been a fish
Best day of the season so far
>>218810176I preferred the fh2 cast
this is so fucking gay she should have gotten on the mattress with him when she came back
Bam enters the house, finds out Vicky left, is immediately more detached from the season
>>218810129yeah and they should get spongebob and mario and sonic and batman and have them fight that be freakin epic dood
>>218810181It is vickys fault overall for sure. Jet is just blamed for his poor handling of it.
>>218809354Is there a youtube restream still? PPV been laggy
>>218810142>Okay, have fun with your fake gameshow with vicky>*james drake leaves and is not replaced by vicky because the very first line in your post literally didn't happen and vicky does not want to come back*
>>218810223i doubt landons dick would work right now anyway
>>218810185With Vicky and Bashir gone, there is literally no conflict left. Anissa and JD will eventually try some shit and get fucked on, all the other fish will play friendtank forever and Emma will hoodwink Drake for the gayest finale ever.
>>218810224he's already detached lmao>can I leave
>>218810224he was way more upset about bashir leaving
>>218810159That's why he stopped streaming I think
>>218810239it will if she starts sucking it
>>218810226>spongebobThat would be baller
>>218810181for 4 seasons there have been early walkoffs and jet still hasn't had the wherewithal to have alternates/freeloaders on hand is the problem. the wiggers always just scramble shit together last-second
>>218810213Not a high bar when every single other fay has been nontank and faketank day
>>218810211Based. Kevin's interactions were hilarious with Burt during the baby challenge especially when its head finally got popped off as Kev tried to protect it
>>218810206I know its 4am but is my writing really this bad that my statement was misread twice? Yes I know he said that, I would have not said that is my point. It's dumb to tell the guy you are trying to get not to leave that he has more power in the situation. You make him sound stupid for suggesting it and that it would effect you much less than it would effect him. Of course it also comes with being willing to commit to what youd say if he calls your bluff but honestly if he wants to walk let him at this point.
Will the wiggers cut ties and make fun of Bam or will they keep having this out of touch brain fried retard keep coming in to talk about fresh air and puzzles
Jet would have been one of the biggest lolcows ever if he was just a fish.
HE MADE A ONESIE FOR A 7 YEAR OLD
>>218809655bashir did this
This is Jet's season.
>>218810241This. They need to find a way to get someone the bullet who will shoot Emma JD or Anissa
Anyone make a supervut of TJ on that Mexican fishtank shit? I tried watching when it started but the language barrier made me think it was unwatchable
>>218810247how you always so right, he never streams or goes on stream anymore
>>218810262nigger did you even watch it
people begging for TJ to return on a main season are in the same tier as the fags begging for them to bring back Burt
>>218810185They did that. It was called season 2 where they had 0 real challenge eliminations and a 2-3 week stretch with only the same 4 fish. It's part of why season 2 is known as the most boring and hellish season. It's wise to avoid doing that again.
>>218810131>letting your wife go on fishtank grim chat
>>218810270>r9k tripfag You don't say
>>218809993Landon buckbroke the wiggers, Vicky put her tampon in JD's luggage and then she walked out of the house and quit, Bashir returned as a fish which caused James to crash out and threaten to leave, then Head quit.
>>218810241As soon as they were gone anisa was at JD's throat the rest of the night and james drake was getting tired of landon causing a ruckusYou are just making shit up to justify what happened instead of looking at what was actually happening in the tank, which was the fish were redrawing their dynamics to account for the next stage of the game. You ignore that and just say "hurrr there was no more conflict" despite the fact there literally was tonight before basneed was brought back
Guys do you think we can get Jet to bring back Burt?
>>218810286tj isn't looking to go back on fishtank
MAKE THEM BAMBOCLAT FUCK
>>218810259An autistic male model mormon Jet hit the jackpot and just discarded him it was crazy.
>>218810232Erm chat is this real?
>>218810272AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAPOLITICAL AND ARELIGIOUS ONLYFANS WHORES, YOU HAVE TO GET MAD ABOUT THIS GUY BECAUSE OF TWITTER REASON I'M NOT CAPABLE OF INTELLIGIBLE GETTING ACROSS TO YOU IN RETELLING BUT I ASSURE YOU IT'S REALLY SERIOUS OR I'M SHUTTING THIS SHOW DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
>>218810286Thinking a gay nigger is the same as TJ, you deserve the hell you've built for yourself
It's really sad that we're reaching the end of Fishtank
>>218810171Just learn the lore doggie it's not that complicated. Letty streams with cx I don't think any of the fishtank people fuck with ip2
You gotta admit Sam would never be able to admit he made a mistake and rectify that mistake for the audience's approval
>>218810236Then bring literally anyone on. Who the fuck cares, Fishtank is not a real show or even a real competition. Just do fucking whatever, the audience just wants to see people throw piss at each other for 30 days anyway, if the show burned down make it bitchtank 2: now with more piss. Who honestly gives a fuck if James leaves and ends the season when all these threads are is a collection of rants about how shitty the season is.
Klaus pretending to be me to bring up TJ is the weirdest bit yet.
>>218810286TRVKE
>>218810281when was his last solo stream?
>>218810303jet went from refusing to rig for bashir to bringing him back within hours. if he's desperate enough, burt or any other former face will get the call
>>218810316Leave TJ alone you loser freak
>>218810301Drake was tired of Landon all night, all that would have happened tomorrow is Landon would say "sorry" and Drake would realise he was just a retard taking the challenge very seriously.Anissa and JD are both nontent, they should be fucking with the other fish together because they're the next Vicky. They'll still be doing that even with Bashir.
>>218810325Sam would tell Jet hes a fucking retard for even thinking of doing what he did tonight and would be right
at least make them play gears of war 1 on xbox 360
>>218810232First week of fishtank was a once in a lifetime experience.
>>218810284I did and it was 30 minutes of Jet saying "pleasse dont leave, I ma retard and theres no reason you should stay or trust me but look, Vance will agree Im retarded right Vance?"
>4am>no tts>no one awake>nothing happeningDead fucking show
>>218810289The season 2 fish and the season 5 fish are not the sameyou want the fish to do thingsWhy would they if it doesn't matter what they do? If they eliminate someone, production can just bring them back. If they win a challenge, production can just say they lostYou have no idea what youre talking about and comparing this to season 2 is just proof of thatCole wasn't eliminated. He was kicked off. Not the same as what happened tonight at all
Is the kick vod not working for anyone else? It keeps resetting whenever I try to skip forward.
>>218810339>>218810342you two should make out
>>218810346he wouldn't be, because Sam is a retard who ruined every season before this one
If Sam was in the tank, the show wouldn't have gone down like that.
I marathoned the JD audition. This guy is fucking insane. This is a top tier redditor, possible reddit mod. Definitely a huge Hbomber fan. Thinks he is so funny, clever and charming.
You can just tell how loose JD's anus is from the cameraLook at how it contrasts with Emma's
>>218810363>It keeps resetting whenever I try to skip forward
>>218810325Jet did not admit a single mistake tonightIdk what the fuck you were watching, but he never once said the words, "I fucked up, my bad" or anything the like
>>218810357The vickster really had us spoiled
>>218810303>>218810341jet seems so reluctant to bring back previous fish. he kept repeating that he wanted "new faces" and that he had a lot of "dudes" for freeloaders. Ben said they needed a hot girl and basically referred to himself as a groomer sex pest
>>218810354NIGGER TTS NOW AND TELL LANDON TO GIVE HER $500 TO SUCK HIS DICK RIGHT NOW
>>218810371bezo 1 and bezo 2
>>218810371Jd is fucking hilarious in an unintentional way. Post the webum of Landon not liking his stupid Adobe joke.
>>218810363welcome to kick!
I’m gonna go jerk off to angie
>>218810384he literally said that the audience was right and he was wrong
>>218810370Sam is too retarded even for Oblivion
>>218810359>it doesn't matter what they do? If they eliminate someone, production can just bring them back. If they win a challenge, production can just say they lostThat’s always how the show has worked thoughbeit
>>218810371that’s why he’s the goat
>>218810329FineDo thatAnd be honest about what it is and stop pretending like it's a real game showIt's that simpleJust admit that the entire thing is rigged, should be rigged, and that nothing should matter except what's funny
>>218810388bringing back people from old seasons to rehash old shit is super lame, jet is correct about wanting new faces
The season peaked on kratom purification night
>>218810371the vibe nuke
>>218810325Jet did not do that. He had to play the genius kubrick lynchian director. If he said to the CAMERA (audience) first>hey guys, so we are obviously in a pickle we have to break the rules and we need bashir back, i know that he is a fan favourite but he was eliminated the only reason we are bringing him back is because of vicky. And then also had that conversation woth James Drake alone and then to the whole tank and then had bashir back it would have been okay vibes.
>>218810413idk what the fuck these retards are thinking, after 4 seasons did they expect people to want a real fair gameshow with no poop, pee, destruction, or evil shit?
>>218810414He always says that
>>218810407They have never brought back an eliminated fish as a fishRetard
>>218810413Yes my point exactly. Glad we got down to the core of it. All the problems of the show stem from the conflicting nature of it being retarded gay comedy and Jet trying to pretend its a real reality show. Both lanes are mutually exclusive but he is eternally trying to do both.If he had any convection at all, then this would never have become an issue.
I just think she's neat. Call me a freak all you want: it won't stop me from dreaming about her. Maybe during these lucid dreaming experiments, she'll tell Ben about a certain fan of hers... I know I sound delusionally optimistic, but I need to shoot my shot, and there's no way to know for sure unless I try.
Why no jobs? No challenges? No boxing? No Sam?No freeloaders?
Watch the hot girl freeloader be Ellie because Jet couldn't find anyone else
sam sucks
>>218810446This isn't fishtank
>>218810446ear. out. they're getting free pizza and alcohol and drugs because its a vibe repair day for the 8th day in a row chud
it's impressive that we've almost never had a legitimate elimination in fishtank history and yet there's a real contingent of fans who believe the core of the show revolves around fair competitions
>>218810353Season 1 was special
>>218810445I kinda really like that beanie. Twins already won even if they don't get the grand prize.
>>218810445We need more solo twin moments. They should make it a challenge to have them separated for a whole day.
>>218810370sam would've handled the James thing better, or at least delivered it better. he would've gotten pissed at Landon and kicked him in the head, slammed some chairs across the floor, then yell at all the fish for throwing shit around and damaging the house.
>>218810408>Vicky>JDDogshit taste
>>218810456James Drake deserves better
>>218810413There were a million ways to handle the challenge without making it seem obviously rigged, just a bit rigged. Instead they did it "straight", and everyone HATED it. Jet needs to work out that the point of production is keeping things entertaining. Bashir having secret immunity even he didn't know about would have been a curveball, but everyone would have accepted it because they would understand that content takes precedence over letting a retarded nontent whore shoot one of the more interesting fish in the house. The absolute best elimination would have been rigging it so Drake won, letting Drake shoot Bashir, and then revealing that Bashir has body armor on and giving Bashir a bullet to shoot anyone he wanted. Drake would think he was gone, and Bashir would've probably just shot Vicky.Exact same outcome as this morning, completely different house.
>>218810456Tranny having a meltdown>IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE LE BAD!!! THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE THE SHOW BECAUSE THE CHALLENGES DON'T MATTER AND NOT ENGAGE WITH ANYTHING>SIT IN SILENCE HOUSE NOOOOW!!!!
>>218810456>start the season saying there's going to be legitimate eliminations this time>have one>uhhh run that back
>>218810447Honestly I would like that because it'd be like a slap in the face to all the desperate S4 fish who would kill to get back on the show. Seth would probably cry again and there would be at least 2 marky posters.
>>218810464I like the idea of being able to follow Bingo, and Bingo exclusively around the house, without seeing her twin sister on the screen: but I'm concerned about the impact that something like that might have on her mental health. The two are inseparable, so I don't know if Bingo could keep it together...
>>218810353genuinely have never been more invested in fishtank than i was during s1, it just aint the same
>>218810464Said this to my mate but final 3 they should send one home. That would be compelling.
>>218809687incorrect
>>218810441You have to have the competition aspect in there, you just need to balance it the right way. Even bitchtank was a competition. If you drop all pretense, then it devolve into sardinetin-tier bullshit.
>>218810456just doesnt work for a retarded 24/7 live show. but how people criticise them for something being fair is purely dependant on how they treat it as first
>>218810456There have been many legitimate eliminations though. Vance, sylvia s1, most of s2, s3 had eliminations much to its detriment. S4.
>>218810482>but I'm concerned about the impact that something like that might have on her mental healthThat's what the challenge is supposed to show us.
Admit it, you miss her.
>>218810502Then I'm not a fan of challenges anymore.
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>>218810469
KRATOM MOG DANCEKRATOM MOG DANCEICKY VICKY OWNS THIS TANK
I want to shove my face in Emma's ass
Why are you retards talking about "legitimate" eliminationsEvery elimination on the show has been "legitimate"Just because people tend to leave on their own for various reasons doesn't me you should just nullify an elimination
>>218810506I do but what could even have been done to make her stay? She just wanted to leave.
>>218810359Fishbux and Sam saying "we'll take care of you" is what used to counter this.
>>218810515Top JD moment. JD haters are too low iq to understand what he brings to the tank.
>>218810464>>218810490>the elimination bullet will only count for one twin and the other gets to survivewould be cruel but kino
Why not cast fun people so you don't have to worry about rigging eliminations? everyone is going to be pissed if it's anyone but JD, Anissa or Emma leaving
>>218810506What was she even upset about? She had that like paranoid freak out on jet >like if my family reaches out you would talk to them right and let me know?
>>218810482They've been apart for a whole year before. Do psychic experiments with them separated on the other side of the house, side by side it and tell one to hold up a card and see if the other one can find out.Keep telling them they're getting it right over the speakers.
>>218810506So much aura that her leaving caused bashir to come back o7
>>218810493Yes and I guess I should have been more specific but Jet wants a Big Brother tier show. It's a level of competition way beyond what he can do. The competition needs to be much smaller scale and it needs to be clear its not going to be voting and super fair but up to how funny the vibes are.
>>218810506>MY KRATOM MY KRATOMYeah right. Good riddance, cunt.
>>218810506Guilty
>>218810551>t. JD
>>218810536>"Landon get the piss"i genuinely did laugh at that
JD bitching out on Vicky for the period shit is funny as hell, and she still can't fucking admit it, disgusting whore.
>>218810496S2 had 0 legitimate eliminations. It was all leavers, Brian being kicked off by vote, Jimmy being kicked off for beating women and then a fake elimination to make Trish a freeloader.
>>218810536they will all see once he takes his shirt off
>>218810515you know it's a grim season when this is considered a highlight
>>218810562will we see his mastectomy scars?
>>218810506The same way you'd miss a crazy BPD ex yes
Cant wait for bashid to wake up and do nothing tomorrow>>218810561Trish was legitimately eliminated, as were tay and shinji
You guys will hate me for saying this, but maybe we need to make the next elimination an audience vote, and make the fish work to be entertaining and earn our respect
>>218810551>Good riddance, cunt.People said that about Rachel but she is the only fish anyone cares about from S4
New room feed went live for about 30 seconds. Is this the goo room or karate room, and what the fuck is Ben doing here?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774145384508650.webm
>>218810578There's no way that could work.
>>218810581Nobody cares about S4. Retard? Dumb fuck? You lost.
>>218810519Is Vicky on the roster for bitchtank 2?
>>218810581literally the exact opposite
>>218810594Shut the fuck up
>>218810484Peak fishtank. Season 2 fags will never understand
>>218810587They were already doing it tonight. If the fish actually tried to be entertaining I think sleepers like Emma or Anissa could actually be content if forced to
>>218810576The Chris point challenge was beyond fucked and Shinji 100% lost it but since they needed Shinji for the Olympics they just made "shaving your hair" enough to make up the giant difference in points. No one cared because everyone understood the vibe of what was going on, even Trish.Also I just don't consider Shinji and Tay eliminated since it was more of a 3 way finale but I guess I can give you those if you really really want it.
>>218810594After she got out and probably saw all the hate online, there's no way she's coming back. Her ego was demolished last night.
>>218810582the green stripes and blobs scream goo, but that spot in the back-right of the room would be perfect for karate equipment storage. guess we'll wait and see
>>218810576trish's elimination was the opposite of legitimate. they spent a week trying to rig a competition for her to lose, somehow couldn't do it, and then eventually walked up to her and said "yeah we don't want you in the final three, you can be a freeloader though".
>>218810484Everyone was. It was super hyped up and all sorts gay e-celebs orbited the show.
>>218810447They should bring back Kalei or a lesser known BT girl if they really need a hot chick. hardly anyone remembers it anyway
>>218810608Dude, I'm being sarcastic, obviously the audience should've been voting out the nontent fish. Instead they let Emma fucking shoot.
>>218810582this looks kinda dope desu. when does the feed go live and stay life?
>>218810610yeah right everyone loved her and she should have stayed
>>218810582That's the goo room, retard. Look at the paint on the walls.
>>218810602simmons/jon gay love arc was so kino
4chan has been very kind to Vicky all things considered
>>218809994>>218809994>>218809994
I want to see Vicky splatter like a kwab
>>218810482I agree it would be sad to see, but I am genuinely curious of how that would go down. They've already been separated enough in their normal lives, so maybe it wouldn't have much of an affect. but it would be interesting to seebut I'm also fully content NOT having that happen
>>218810359>Cole wasn't eliminated Coal quit I think
>>218810637She's a good woman
