>/ftl/ NEWS-- Bashir has returned-- Vicky Self eliminates and Kratom Piss mogs JD-- Vicky puts used period pad on JD's shit-- Head leaves because of Aids fears (Ghost of Vicky)-- Allah is the one true god, suck it Christcucks-- Bingo and Bongo are crying over Head leaving the tank-- Jet mogged by Drake by threatening to leave the show because of Bashir's return-- Actual janny Landon mogged production (Jet pushed him against the wall (Beta behaviour) out of anger )-- /tv/ has been bitching about our behaviour >Links:https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5Bake at 100 images. Production wants us to bake at 100 imagespre >>218809354Annexed thread >>218807043
>>218810004>>218810007That's based, high schoolers are hot.
people are in here unironically complaining about the "integrity" of fishtank
jet getting destroyed like that earlier felt like the finale of fishtank and I think I might just stop watching now to preserve it
>>218810035autists
Is jet rich or something? I still dont know why ellie decided to eat his ass get groomed and be his girlfriend
>>218810043Samethis fat lying groomer faggot deserves so much worse that it was cathartic to see his comeupance once
What did he say??
>>218809364
>>218810103
emmaclaire
rules don't madda
charityrachel
7 people in the house and all of them boring
nuke serbia
alright guys next up we have fishtank.live, and man oh man, where do we even start with this oneTHEY'RE GOING BROKEITS BORINGTHEY'RE SAM HYDELESSyou turn on this season and just nothing at all is happening. It's just complete utter slop boring waste of the time nontent. THEY'RE POURING MILK ON EACH OTHERTHEY'RE EATING FOODS THEY'VE NEVER TASTED BEFORETHEY'RE ENJOYING A HARPIST WHILE EATING A NICE DINNERand ya know, this is all the wiggers fault. Ring the bell for the wiggers, ring the bell. *DING DING DING DING DING*These guys, man, these guys. They were given a golden goose and they've completely cooked it just for some galaxy gas and e-girl pussy. And now they've burned all of the fan's goodwill and you can just tell they're getting desperateTHEY'RE BROKETHEY'RE BEGGINGTHEY'RE PROBABLY PAYING BAM MARGERA WAY TOO MUCH MONEYYou can just see it on Jet and Ben's face, man. That sinking realization that the McJob is coming. They try to gaslight us and tell us it was amazing day of content but anyone who actually watched this slop is like WOAHHHHHHHH BUDDY I just watched people sit around and do nothing all day with a few middle school style pranked sprinkled in. It's boring as shit, a completely waste of time. And the best part is.....SAM HAS ALREADY REPLACED THEM WITH LUKE AND RYANFREDDY OR BURT ISNT GOING TO SAVE THEM THIS TIMESARAH WEIGLE LOOMS OMINOUSLYWOAHHHH BUDDY, its over, its over.
>>218810208hi skull!
>>218810103>Promise me, that the next thing you do, is go up to that man and tell him the truth
Season 5, what happened there?
>>218810103Heil Hydra
>>218809994>HES A FAGGOT BAYBEE A FAGGOT RATA-TAT-TAT
heres your hot girl freeloader bro
Considering how grim things were during the day, genuinely one of the greatest nights of Fishtank like ever.Seeing Bpd Vickey self kill due to fear of slap boxing, Bashir returning to the dead to the dismay of other contestants as an actual fish still, and of course my favorite the rape and utter mogging of production.Never have we seen production get the justified shit pushed out of them as we did by a spergy autistic janitor and of course seeing Jet be too fucking terrified and broken to make a single exchange of eye contact with James to disarm him from walking. God willing tougher times are ahead with them and they are treated with the mockery and disrespect as they deserve esp without dumb gorilla Samuel Hyde to cover them. Remember Vance is the only muscle they have as Ben is a midget lol and I think Drake would push his shit in
>>218810300Fuck off Marche.
redditors are not human
Jet won and the next few days will show that.
>>218810356you're browsing reddit and reposting it here. you're not any better
Im thinking its a TJ W for S5
>>218810040hi
I always thought I'd appreciate more transparency from the wiggers but after the tenth basement cam sesh I've realized I was wrong and Jet should remain in chains down there and the fish should never even learn his name like in S3
>>218810424>cucked by every girl he metKEK
>>218810424Based! Epic Burt and Teej W Based Burt and TJ are the real winners of every season and mog the fuck out of the tank. They need to bring back these kino dudes with Alex B and Freddy and Frank and Jimmy so they can based kino redpill mog the fuck out of Season 5
>>218810293I never disliked her or anything, but Anisa skyrocketed tonight.
>>218810443>Get a a new bit Kek
>>218810452>reposting your own posts that are not that funnynuclear cringe
>>218810449She was always nontent but holy fuck she was arousing me tonight.
>>218810425hi
>>218810448trying to lump those faggots in the same list with TJ, nice try Faggot
Season 5 fucking sucks because it needs Claire and TEEJ in the tank so they can fucking CLEEJ MOG these faggot fish and we can watch them kiss and cuddle and do a based kino shipping arc for the mogtent
>>218810412Better repost this on reddit then as well.
>>218810424>erm im thinking heckin yes!!!
>>218810452He's right about Letty, but why is he always attacking her lol
>>218810488I want this just so Bill Ottman keeps making excuses to come upstairs and watch.
I want to breed and seed Landon's clean holeeeee
Burt won this season btw season 5 is a BURT W
>>218810498>trvke
Rimming Landon and tasting cheese fries @_@
>>218810486when you beg for TJ to come back you literally sound like all the losers in this community who want people like Jimmy and Burt to come back every season
>>218810344You think Sam ever tidied his gorilla nest?
>>218810535they're all the same people
>>218810500they told rampage jackson in the production office of Ice Poseidon's Hunger Games that they would disappear during Fishtank into one of the bathrooms and make out in there multiple times throughout the showLetty probably broke his heart.
>>218810452I suddenly remember when Letty shot off a multi-paragraph rant on Jon and he just replied with a link to his website
>>218810535that would be tru if i was wrong, but im not
>>218810553Sounds like bullshit, because when Jon returned on S1 he was just being a cunt to her the whole time, so it makes no sense. Jon is retarded anyway so who knows
do you guys like getting your balls sucked
>>218810565stop living in the past
so was vicky lying about the dirty pad/tampon?
>Head left because he got twigs dumped on himI thought he was supposed to be a tough guy.
>>218810586Nah TJmaxxing is the only way forward for Fishtank
don't cry because it's oversmile because it happened
TJ was an actual non-entity before Cole left and production needed a male figure to replace him.
>>218810599yeah theres a confessional clip where she explicitly said she did it.
>>218810616you just know the first thing she did was googling kratom mog thinking it was actually popular
>>218810629facts
>>218810599
>>218810629He was a non-entity after too. Burt and Haley are the only legitimate Fishtank winners.
>>218810035Yeah, your pic related.
S1 fans a pedos
>>218810655more facts
>>218810641>>218810651this lying bitch was crying/yelling about how she didn't do it
>>218810655TELL JAMES THAT BURT DIDNT GET ALL HIS MONEY
>>218810629more cope
barely any iconic screenshots so far
JET GANG WOOOO
>>218810655>the only "legitimate " fishtank winners won zero dollars
>>21881062950k says otherwise
This is a right shambles, init?
where can I watch Drake getting mad about Bashir being back?
>>218810655true
>>218810672That's a funny bit
>>218810651this need put this on in the dining room
>>218810616we just need to stay strong and be brave
>>218810672This is largely why i hate women.
>>218810612>that feel when the porn commenter guy who made 100 deranged posts under poorly drawn Lisa Simpson porn about how he wants to be a good futa mommy who fucks and pimps out his daughter is cradling your head feeding you, his little baby, some milkies
>>218810672Honestly, she should've just owned it instead of faking crocodile tears
>>218810629Dilate
>>218810452>damien crash out harder on christ lynchwhat is he talking about?
>>218810228The true Drake Bashir alliance could be great. Drake needs to wake up after this night and realise that everyone else in this house is as psychotic as Vicky and he needs to play to win, friendtank is not going to save him from getting piss mogged.
yooo can anyone link this thread to reddit? i'd like to get upboats for my comments there
>>218810686>cant even knock over a wasted hunchback janitor that eats only cheesey bread standing on his tiptoesthat is pathetic lmao
So far Fishtank has had 2 grand prize winners in 4 seasons. That's a completion rate of 50 %.
>>218810681>>218810714dilate trannyleaks
Bingo crying over seeing her sister crying breaks my heart bros...
They should bring Chip back on and just have him as a doppleganger Landon
TLPLP
binger
>Production wants us to bake at 100 imagesWhy the FUCK do niggers keep putting this in the thread??
>>218810728I know your Klaus but what am i
>>218810722come on man, jet is a faggot but he was not trying to hurt landon here and easily picked him up earlier
>>218810694Idk, you will have to wait for a recap/digest it spanned too long of a time frame and manifested itself in different ways like talking to jet in confessional. Its not just one clip.
yooo can anyone tts anise to suck landon's dick? i'd like to get my dawg to not have blue balls tomorrow.
Will some please warn James Drake about the elimination chocolate? Would hate for him to be blindsided. I think he can avoid the elimination gem but we will see.
emmaclaire bikini body
>>218810736Better Landon
next season needs 15 fish to minimize the impact of walk-offs, i don't blame jet for bringing back bashir given it was the best of a bunch of bad options but this should never happen again
wn2b putting emmaclaire in a stringo
>>218810728throw on the name bitch boi, we all know you are faggot
>>218810028typical right wing pedo
Why are you not watching the Sly Elliot stream?
>>218810787>typical right wing pedowhy did epstein push for trans rights then
>>218810792havent heard that name in years kek
>>218810582Warming up on the twin sister poster desu
>>218810792ow ouch
>>218810787look how much epstein is lowering his head towards him like a fucking retard and trump looks like he doesn't even know who he's touchingtranny
>>218810629This. He was only kept on by production so the audience could have someone to root for and TJ was a great golem for Goran because lets face it, half of season 2s contestants just fucking sucked. When Cole and Jimmy were out, there was REALLY no one else that was likable.
Just read up about the Ellie/Jet shit, fucking crazy. You're telling me this cutie managed to escape the trap of teen sex just to end up fucking Jet? Wild
>>218810820time machine to August 2025
>>218810798lol epstein invented your whole ideology>>218810815yeah they look like they super don't know each other lolright wingers stop projecting their pedo fantasies on trans folk challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
>>218810811me too. i didnt even like the twins at the start but here we are.
>>218810818You’re right, teej is really the Chad of Chads
>>218810820He told her on the show to not go to college.Not only did she not go to college, she dropped out of highschool with like 6 months remaining before graduation and flew out to a lake house to eat his ass and scheme with him about collecting any possible little highschool friends she could find.
>>218810300The goo room
>>218810831self harming tranny discovers not everyone lives on bant
>>218810818Do what TTS tells you to do, Win. is it really that simple.
>>218810820
>>218810792Because he was always a faggot who would talk over the stream half the time. C4 was cool. And he had an avatar from Who Is Lila which was lynching kino
So tired of this absolute faggot Benleaks
>>218810776>>218810681>>218810612>>218810565>>218810424Samefag
>>218810843they shld though
>>218810833epstein invented hitlerite national socialism? big if true
>>218810798Jews push the most stupid shit for the right wing as a joke. Just look at Andrew Tate, Nick Fuentes and Clavicular even Kanye. The worst thing is people eat it up without realising they are the joke.
>>218810833it still looks like you're super duper tranny and he's telling epstein he's going to shoot him in the heart with a gun using hand symbols
Oh no, no way, i was trying to hide it. can believe you figured it out
>>218810452Why is Jon always Seething about Letty Did she not let him hit during blood games or something chat?
imagine their fumbling but hyper aroused bodies grinding sweatily against each other, skin sticking where it contacts other skin, bingo's hard nipples protruding on her tiny underdeveloped breasts juxtaposed against Bongo's much fatter saggers dangling, the twins awkwardly attempting to to trib, having middling success at it but enough to feel really really good, smashing their JUNGLE pubed pussies together and getting the black wispy hair all sticky and matted and tangled up. Imagine the goofy faces Bongo would make, mouth contorting into different open shapes, drool dribbling out, while Bingo's face is a mix of abject pleasure and focused concentration moving her slender skin and bones body rhythmically against her thicker sister's more chaotic undulations trying to "carry" them both to orgasm. Imagine the smell.
>>218810629fax
KYS Klaus you pedo fuck
>>218810746>>218810749>>218810770>>218810820>>218810852>>218810862>>218810876samefag
>>218810820i don't really care who jet fucks as long as they're of legal age but just speaking objectively, i am shocked he overcame the jepstein thing and went back to running fishtank like nothing happened. i was convinced sam was either gonna fire him and give fishtank to someone else or he would just disappear from the internet and fishtank would never come back.
>>218810838>>218810847No hes a fucking retard who cant think for himself. Cope tjtranny
>>218810876>their
>>218810655>He was a non-entity after too.shadowfax
>>218810889I mean, Sam did worse
>>218810879perfect :3
>>218810840What a dumb retard.>>218810889For fucking an adult woman? God, zoomers are mentally ill.
>"yes my gay ass show is rigged pls keep acting like it isn't tho"Is Jet actually retarded?
i wasnt watching earlier so i just saw the clip rn: vicky put her bloody tampon in jds stuff then gets mad when called out on it and ragequits? wtf? what did she expect
>>218810820Freeloader auditions coming soon. Someone should apply and ask jet about it
This season is nontent.>>218810879Is this Emma? Tight.
Anyone who says Asian women don't have a fetish for white men needs to study the Jet Ineptitude/Ellie relationship. There's no way a normal woman with a non bug-brain would ever consider putting their vagina anywhere near that disgusting monobrow retard
>>218810906she got embarrassed cuz she's on her period
Playing Creed on director cam was the coolest thing they've ever done on this garbage stream
Jet learned how to groom from the best teacher
>>218810906She's mentally retarded and felt threatened by the consequences of her own actions when JD made it clear that he was really mad about it, all the other men banded together with him, and she realised she was over. She should have fucking walked night 1, worthless whore.
>>218810911that's emmaclaire her bratcoded alter ego
>>218810890nice, dont think, win 50K. how has noone else figured this strat out yet
>>218809994
>>218810889>i am shocked he overcame the jepstein thingCause the thing that made epstein bad was he was fucking kids, ellie is an adult
>>218810927Even tighter.
>>218810833>lol epstein invented your whole ideologypol was made before 2010
>>218810914Jet is a millionaire and somewhat of an e-celeb, dude. His show was talked about on Joe Rogan. Why surprised these whores want to throw themselves at him?
>>218810905You're finally figuring this out?
*enters thread*
it’s a straight dating show
Watching Vicky start to cry while pretending she didn't do it was funny as hell.
>>218810919yupthe thing that previously sent her spiraling was the herpes edit on the dining area screenshe can't deal with being "noticed" on that level
>>218810879Emma's smooth tummy makes an interesting contrast with her blotchy face
any clips of jet losing his cool?
>>218810946immunity for emma if she walks around in a bikini for 2 days
>>218810914Women will do fucking anything for clout. That's all it is. You get a little bit of clout, the circles that clout currency is valid in can buy you any and all pussy you want.>>218810900I'm not a zoomer. What Jet did isn't illegal or anything. But he should be violently killed for his greed and his hubris. What he did as a literal crackbaby r9k incel is a crime against nature. Ellie should also be honor killed.
I am watching the fishtank auditions and they really suck. Jet may not actually have fucked up the casting, these might just be the best people he could get.Thank you for reading my blog.
>>218810103>We're going to get Landon laid with the MILF. I don't care what you say or if we have to die trying. She will at least blow him or jerk him off by the end of the week.
brat tank with claire, payton, angie and emma. make the call jacob.
>>218810103He actually is a freeloader but the other fish need to think he's not
>>218810946I would bury my dick so far in her ass whoever pulled me out would be crowned King Arthur
she's about to fall off the couch
>>218810948She shouldnt have gone on the show then. Vicky was probably one of the most retarded contestants to ever go on the show
>>218810945I'M SIX FEEEET FROM THE EDGE AND I'M THHIIINKIN
>>218810971it doesn't even have to be real cloutjust bot yourself 10k twitter followers and you can leverage that as clout for pussy, guaranteed
>>218810971>But he should be violently killed for his greed and his hubris.A guy who is slightly e-famous having sex with a groupie is grounds for death now? You should kill literally everyone in the world with any fame, then. All the older ones were fucking underage teens back in the 80s and 90s.
>>218810914It's because she thinks Jet can make her the next Josie or Letty. She was after ac7ionman before she went on fishtank.
>>218810887There was an attempt.
emma is like the tlp if the tlp was actually tight and not just puffy and fatty
>>218810969https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774168631427805.mp4
>>218810974No!
>>218810954Place your betsDoes Emma have a jungle between her legs or is it smooth?
>>218810974So it was her posting her twitter on here then Didn't really peg her for an /ftl/ browser
>>218811000insanely based jet w
imagine doing auditionsgetting dozens of really good charactersand then only picking a handful with half of them just leavinganyways
>>218810344psychotic image + mucho texto kys
>>218810906It was all scripted, idk when they did it, but she was ready to go home today anyways
>>218811011kf found it while she was still on the show
>>218811000make the call
>>218811023Ah okay. Makes sense
>>218811008Had a landing strip but let the triangle grow in so there’s a thick strip in the center.
>>218811028We need another TLP to rival Emma
>>218810604>are we doing piss this season?>>we want fake pissHead was a cuckhold from the start. Literally the very definition of fake and gay
>>218811000im not a sexpest... im a female form admirer and goonmeme spammer...
Yall I cant believe Landon bitched head out so bad he left claiming the twins might have aids
JD realised that Bashir's stocks were going up while he was still eliminated, would've been funny if he figured it out.
>>218810616damn I was just getting invested in their antics as a duo. They were actually funny together
>>218811011She said her insta yesterday on the show.
>>218810906shes been checked out since night 1 and saw the drunk pos challenge as a way to go out "in style"
>>218811031Perfection
>>218810694You can rewind on the gay ass kick stream
>>218811043he was the only one that noticed bashir's stox pumping lol
>>218810969https://x.com/i/status/2035599903599292713https://x.com/i/status/2035601862045372731
>>218810694theres a bunch of 30-60sec clips of it on #fishtanklive on twitter
>>218810930Janes Drake about figured it out tonight
>>218810604That was fake. He left because he thought the twins had AIDS.>>218811037Yeah, I'm so glad he's gone. He talked a lot of shit, and then literally bitched out of everything. Fake poop, fake crashout, never did the poop shoe he promised to fuck with JD and Landon after Landon trashed his stuff. Performative boomer.
>>218810867>Did she not let him hit during blood games or something chat?In your pic related they both admitted to doing stuff in the bathroom of S1 to rampage.
>>218811056This. I recommed you watch it if you haven't, because it was the greatest Jet humilation ritual in Fishtank history.
Pedo/rape tank when?SimmonsBurtJimmy CryokeenBrandon HiltonNiftyMauro Who else?
>>218810672even though I love vicky I knew that's when I had to sell my stox and then she walked out right after because she realized how fucking retarded it was
>>218810820Wild that jet had multiple fish tongue his asshole
>>218811073I'm watching the whole night now, I'm annoyed I went to bed after I thought Jet had killed the fucking show.
>>218811067give him a few more days and he will lock it down
>>218811063https://x.com/i/status/2035508809670480333>>218811071really? I don't remember them saying that
>>218810711She knew JD was actually mad and she's psychotic so she thinks all the men will start beating her up for it.
>>218811074Didnt claire rape scott sullivan?
Is appearing on s5 of fishtank going to be good or bad for the actor, artist and musician James Drake?
>>218810945*does nothing*
The amount of simps Dan in a wig is getting is concerning to me
How would you rate this season so far?
>>218811085not really wild if you have a decent following on the internet chances are at least a handful of zoomer qts are gonna wanna tongue ur booty holes I think
>>218811107has he said nigger yet
>>218811107I don't think it'll do anything for his career (if it popped off it might kill his connections), but he has a decent shot at winning the 50k.
>>218810604>>218811068>He left because he thought the twins had AIDS.Incorrect. Jet suggested they had HIV and he laughed and said he didn't kiss them or fuck them. Hhis excuse was puke or other bodily stuff (like Vicky's period blood) getting in his open wounds.But the REAL reason he left was almost definitely because it was becoming too much for him and the constant insane drunk shenanigans, reminding him of how much fun he used to have when he was younger, were going to tempt him too hard to relapse.I guarantee he was worried about his sobriety and that's why he really left.If that's the case it would make even more sense why he was going so hard on Vicky about her drug use and how she wanted to die and might as well leave and commit suicide in the streets. All this wild drunk behavior drudging up feelings. He was probably telling that to her as a reminder for himself of why he's sober.
>>218811074they need some tlp brat to bully aswellangie and summer were raped
So many people are being raped in the basement right now
>>218811074Simmons is not a pedofile
>>218811122>but he has a decent shot at winning the 50k.You haven't figured out the twins are getting coddled to a win?
>>2188111145/10First week was a solid 3-4This night was about a 7
>>218811124>I guarantee he was worried about his sobriety and that's why he really left.Head was acting alot though, which makes me feel like he was only told to be there until the end of the week, and saturdays shenanigans falling apart meant there was nothing for him on sunday.New freeloader on sunday?
>>218811140What if there are no 50K
>>218811107What career
>>218811124The excuse was the real reason, being on camera is enough to keep him from relapsing because he thinks his family is watching.>>218811140Jet could wind up thinking it's boring to decide the winner day 1. That's why he was sperging out about making the show "fair", and it took him a few hours to go back on that.
So was Sam making a statement about the show here or is he just not funny anymore?
>>218811154That's a s3 bit
where does vicky rank on the WOAT list?
>>218811158>Anymore
>>2188111149/10 actually hilarious mostly because of landon and good cast
>>218810452is this in fucking english?
>>218811162She was a character. Unlikable, neurotic, a stupid drug addict who could take no responsibility for her own actions. A middle of the road contestant, at least she didn't walk night 1 after getting coddled.There are multiple fish in the tank right now who are much worse.
>>218811118hes still kvetching when landon says faggot
>>218811161There was a S3 grand prize but Sam gambled it like a good christian remember?
Head was a typical fat retarded boomer that thinks they are king dong. He left when he realized that the younger people in the house are alot crazier than he could ever hope to be.
>>218811154yeah i feel like friendtank will end up with bam margera getting the 50k and everyone clapping and hugging and pissing themselves over the friendtank experience ending
>>218810833>1440x982You don't know what ideology means. Join your "sisters" in the 42%
>>218811043>>218811058The twins started gravitating towards the animal pelt (a coyote? that they named Peter lmao) and talking about Bashir and I mean really gravitating to it like wearing it around them and kissing it and talking to it and petting it to comfort themselves. The pelt which Bashir left there. They started doing all of this like 10 minutes before production brought him back up from out of the basement.
>Sam is there Ruins the show at some point with his fake idiotic moral crusades and perceived slights.>Sam isn't thereClearly lacking commanding host that actually is imposing just by being a gigantic ogre, which Jet lacks in every aspect.What the fuck should they do then?
im going to really miss head making vague threats that he never actually carries through on
>>218811180He's read faggot off letters a few times. I doubt he actually cares, he's just doing it for the sake of social standing.
>>218811182Head should have been bullied off the show fake poo was exposed
>>218811074Sam
Can we bring ellie back and get a new room where jet is chained to a chair watching the fish flirt with her?
>>218811158>I DONT WANT TO BE ON PEEPEE POOPOO HOUSE ANYMORE SO I CAN MAKE PEEPEE POOPOO JOKES ON YOUTUBE
>>218811158it will not come into full view for a while, but sam really did need fishtank more than fishtank needed him. he is shockingly untalented at anything else.
>>218811193Have sam there because he consistently makes the show better when he triesThis has never been disproven. It is a simple fact. The show needs sam.
>>218811190Smart, but they could just have been getting sleepy and wanted something soft.
>>218811050which is what
>>218811203cucktank lets goangie and ellie nailed to the floor getting a indian train run on them
>>218811193not like they have a choice Sam just doesn't want to do the show anymore
Culture advancement ain't free. The Fishtank gotta be litterd with the blood of child drag supporters. JJJ not 666 ok. Christ is King. We ARE Charlie Kirk. Buy my supplements.
>>218811205why are you so obsessed about seething to sam
>>218811219It's his show
>>218811215I am explicitly suggesting it is evidence of some psychic intuition.
>>218811216I already posted it, try scroll up or look at what I'm replying toretard
>>218811203This would be funny, but they'd need to show the whole BTS stuff. I want him to completely stonewall her and not be allowed to speak to her at all, have all communication take place through Ben.
>>218811158guy, you can tell from his hair this was shot like 2 years ago
>>218811190Psychic twins confirmed
Does Sam still own a big chunk of the business? If I were him, I would sit and do my podcast and let Jet do all the work lol
>>218811224Because hes a contradictory grifting faggot
sam fanboys are so retarded and gay with muh "commanding presence" bullshit. He's such a badass he had to sneak eliminate Ted and walked around with personal security in Las Vegas because he feared retarded teenagers running up to him and screaming MARKY MARKY MARKY
>>218811228I thought you were just saying they noticed the stox. They're very good at the game and they're really switched on when it comes to the other fish without being paranoid.
==BINGOBONGO UPDATE==Bingo just took the blanket for herself. Leaving Bongo completely exposed!
>>218811230thanks
>>218811196I loved when landon bigdogged him Was getting sick of the whole "i know the guy from jackass im better than this show" shtick
>>218811223Damn he got mogged
>>218811241>sneak eliminate tedFucking idiotYou are so much stupider than sam it's unreal
>>218811214Too bad he doesn't want to try anymore huh
>>218811196I'm going to miss him doing fake bits where he fucking winks at Bam on camera like a retard.
>>218811215nta but they had talked to peter earlier promising to "return his organs" all psychic forshadowing of bashir's return from the dead
>>218811237youre a woke faggot so youre worsekeep seething
>>218811261he grabbed him and carried him out on his back with zero warning because he was afraid he was going to say the marky word.
>>218811241it is understated because no one wants to give the W to markyposters, but marky becoming well known really fucked up his whole post-idubbbz documentary comeback lol
>>218811264YeahIt really sucks because fishtank sucks without himOne good night out of the entire first weekSome show you have here jet
>>218811233omg this has to be from before Fishtank S2he's so unproductive that he's salvaging shorts material that wasn't good enough to upload back in 2022-23
Why are so many insane troons violent that you dont celebrate the death of charlie kirk
It's a shame that Sam's last season was with a incredibly uninteresting cast.
is jet going to have a "shivew me timbews" moment every season from now on?
>>218811231He cant speak at all, he had a stack of sticky notes and a smencil as his only form of communication.
>>218811224>why are you so obsessed about seething to samI have a theory that it's struggling artists/creative types that missed out on teenage loveJust imagine seeing this guy beating up teenage puss as a middle-aged man and being an influencer and also having a successful show or two
fucking marky in her prime and walking awaydog deserves his hounding by the unborn tard spawn he didnt make
>>218811277Oh I didnt realize i was talking to Sam. Shalom Sam! Hows your gay redpill grift going?
If you could say one thing to Goran right now what would it be?
>>218811292sir this is a wendys!
>>218811298Jet getting clowned on and contestants fucking with him is an integral part to fishtank now
>>218811309ciara
>>218811309You fucked up like a retard, but bringing Bashir back is better than nothing.
>>218811309i kneel
>>218811273>>218811215>>218811244>Bingo has a laugh playing around summoning Bloody Mary (which she doesn't believe in, unlike Bongo), which upsets Bongo greatly>3 minutes before leaving to the bathroom, Bongo does "this" (whatever this is...)>comes back frantic, hysterical, crying to Bingo saying she saw a ghost and an object movedShe definitely has "the gift" and can see through the veil, or she's just more susceptible to demonic influence and presence because of her history of dabbling in witchcraft. Alcohol use "opens" these "doors" as well.
>>218811181Never bet on black
>>218811309You got mogged by the Tigew
thirsty bingo on the move
>>218811322How is Bongo getting cuter as the show goes on, what the fuck?
>bashir-sama please I apologize >come back and save the season >we'll all convert to Islam >you were right to trust in allahs plan>the viewers demand you come back>bam demands you come back>we NEED youWhere were you when Bashir won?
the fact that sam gets pissed over the marky stuff and tries to keep it buried is what continues to give it power. If he'd just be like "yeah i fucked some hot teen pussy, so what?" it'd be based but I reckon that goes directly against his current jesus loving larp/grift.
>>218811309you actually did well tonightwe need jeff tier homeless freeloaders before any franks show up and after the hot girl freeloader
>>218811309His name isn't Goran. It's Jet Orion Neptune (formerly Jet Moxley Goodson). Nobody in reality has the name Goran Rapistovic. It was a humorous fiction dreamed up right here in /ftl/.
>>218811309Make the call
>>218811309STRIKE. 3. JET.
>>218811313why didndt you say the same here >>218811223
>>218811309my middle. finger.
All Jet had to do was say Bashir is a freeloader nowInstead, he went into a 10 minute retard spiel about how shitty of a producer he is, how much the show sucks, and how he lets chat tell him what to do. All straight to James Drake's face.
>being me the right tools NOW
Sam left because he knew season 4 was shit and accurately predicted the show would only decline
This was the best night yet for the few hours bash was gone The fucking sandinjun tries to make everyone be nice and friends and when he was gone everyone finally opened up and started messing around without worrying about him having a sperg jihad and talking down on anything fun
>>218811308keep seething schizo troon
There were three strikes here, they're gone now.
>>218811343uhhhhhhh bashirs not a freeloader cause uhhhhhhhhhhhhh we need more contestants uhhhhhhhhhh we want sexy girl freeloaders uhhhhhhhh anyway uhhhhh who wants pizza
>watches content happen
>>218811285desu the only person it fucked up was marky herself, because she had no ragrets about her time with Sam and being weaponised and labeled as some sort of abuse victim is some really evil shit
>>218811340i didndt see that i think
>>218810629TJ was the Daniel of his season and not many people are ready to admit that
I'm kinda sad Vicky left her Sweet Dee cosplay was really winning me over
>>218811309turning your back on ftl with highly intellegent individuels like me was your biggest mistake
goran does it again!
>>218811343He really is a retard. He should've known that Bashir would upset Drake the most, Emma doesn't fucking matter and she's nontent anyway, the move was to say that Bashir is honor bound to Drake now and if he does anything negative towards Drake it backfires and gets him kicked off, which means that it's impossible for Bashir to beat Drake, but he can still win the money if Drake gets kicked off by other means. Obviously he doesn't need the money and if he made it to the final he'd just let the twins win, but it's the best way to make the season interesting without annoying Drake too much.
>>218811349San was checked put DURING S4. Had nothing to do with how some people perceived it after the fact.
>>218811322Shes just trying to ignore the camera in this clip lol
>>218811368many are saying this
>>218811362oh wow the mentally ill woman has no regrets about being raped up the ass and choked out when she was 15 by a fat ugly troll?
Dont cast retarded fans next time, Jet.
>>218811343>>218811358how they'll treat a freeloader versus how they'll treat a contestant is completely different
>>218811352Not well i take it? Well fuck guess we should burn the constituion then!
>>218811362The problem is that they both actually loved eachother but they didn't end up together for whatever bullshit reasons they let keep them apartMarky was Sam's OTL and Sam was Marky's. You can tell by the letter he wrote to her. In a better world they would be married with kids right now and we would be on a smooth running season 7 with sam as host
>>218811382they could have just told James Drake that since he's a actor he wouldn't give a shit
>>218811379it was the best time of her life, her only regret is that it didn't last and grow into something permanent like marriage
my power went out when landon was getting druk and mogging Jet. Seems like I missed a lot
>>218811309log
Seems like guys didn't keep your expectations nice amd low
>>218811332Drunk Landon shenanigans damaged the cactus in the bar room and gave it a lean. Bingo was very upset by this, heard remarking "the cactus didn't do anything, it's innocent, it didn't deserve that". Also saying "[she] is from Arizona, she respects the cactus". She was seen petting the cactus, and speaking to it, giving it positive affirmations.Later, to contribute to the "drunk piece of shit" challenge, but mostly to get revenge for their cactus friend, they trash Landon's bed. When confronted they explicitly tell him they did it for the cactus, he's next to them in the bar room every night and they're from Arizona.
Is we looking forward to Jet's van streams?
>>218811358>Overbook with >10 contestants expecting them to drop out or suck. kicking them early if the latter happens is fine>Space out elims asymmetrically, with more towards the end to prevent boredomFixed your show but i guess its too late now
>>218811390>>218811396don't you have a shitty cath larping podcast to do Sam? that trend isn't going to last forever!
As a day one bashirbuddy I'd like to apologize.I doubted allahs plan and thought it was over. Never again.Bashir WILL win.
>>218811382Yeah, Bashir shouldn't have been a freeloader. Bringing him back as a competitor but now with a "you can't beat James" clause would keep James happy, and keep Bashir at odds with the rest of the house for drama. As a freeloader he wouldn't do anything.
>>218811409Personally I can't wait to see the wiggers sitting AFK in a van driving around doing nothing!
>>218811334there is no scenario where it'd be good for sam to admit he fucked a 16 year old when he was 29. it's also not good for him to ignore it, but plausible deniability is better than outright admitting it happened. at least then his audience can pretend like it's still up for debate if he really did it or not.
>>218811382Yeah, but it only demoralizes the cast to not do anything or plot shit if Bashir just gets slotted back in. The problem is how Jet has set up this season, and he genuinely doesn't know how it wants it to be. Does he want a scuffed Big Brother, or just Fishtank? You can't really have both.
>>218811309BRINGONAHOTGIRLFREELOADER
>>218811415Alhamdulillah
>>218811420That wouldn't be fair to the other contestants>inb4 it's not fairtankOkay. What's your point?
This day took the air out of s5
you guys know the RV is just so Jet has somewhere to live once this season fails and he's homeless right
Bingo, my beloved...
Hi everyone. New here. First day. Name's Mark.
>almost on page 10 without hitting the image limitDead show
>>218811451did they feed her today
>>218811445Fishtank since s3 has all been an elaborate bit so that jet can use company funds to live in a mansion
>>218811442>That wouldn't be fair to the other contestantsWho cares? It's content. James is the only one you actually have to worry about, because the non-fan fish is someone you really want to keep around, and making him happy by making his former biggest competitor his biggest friend is a good coddle.
>>218811309No hot girls. Random homeless man who lasts 2 days. Make the call.
>>218811414whatever, keep on instrumentalising a young woman's misery to get back at your edaddy for slighting you on the internet at some point
https://poal.me/4kgluhttps://poal.me/4kgluhttps://poal.me/4kgluhttps://poal.me/4kgluvooote
Marky was 19All of the markyposting originates from one of sam's bpd ex gf who trooned out. The vast majority of the "information" about marky is lies from that psycho bitch who is eternally mad at sam
>>218811456>HES NEVER HAD A DEAD SHOW
>>218811461Think you mean Bitchtank
i think a lot of people forget that TJ was eliminated by the fans and then allowed to stay because production decided he was too much of a fan favorite to let goalso that season 4 had a fish that did not join until day 4 or 5
>>218811415
Why does Ben not get any hate? It's all directed at Jet mostly
>good contestantstwins, landon, james drake>mediocre at bestemma, bashir>badjd, anisa, >all time bottom 5vicky, discord mod, fat asianto be fair though, they never told us it was a good cast.
>>218811464The rules are there in service of making good content. If you fuck with them too much it will make *bad* content as people will care less about doing anything.Bashir can stay but he needs a handicap of some sort, maybe no immunity idk
>>218811464Why keep james around?If it's not a competition just get rid of him and bring on other fish who will make contentJust bring in 2 new fish who can win the 50k ontop of basneedIt's just content bro
>>218811451>>218811459Yeah she got to eat a lot of pizza. And kept eating throughout the night so she wouldn't pass out from the alcohol.>>218811484Because Ben is consistently funny and likable and isn't as egregious and insane with his grooming and also doesn't have an infamous, storied history as a prolific incel r9k tripfag.
>>218811472Source
>>218811484Landon mogged his bald Gen X ass tonight too
>>218811484Ben is funny. He does the occasional stupid bit but he's generally very likable. Jet fucks up more often, and he's the face of the show so bad decisions that Ben might have had a hand in get blamed on him.
>>218811484cus he used to be funny
>>218811504Ben is younger than Landon
>>218811478>production decided he was too much of a fan favorite to let goAre you talking about when he was supposed to get eliminated by Sam called an audible and let him betray Taylor instead?
>>218811484Ben is noticeably funnier and more attractive than Jet even though he's bald, skateboarding in his paw patrol underwear in season 4 and almost dying was cool and would have unironically got Bam's approval
>>218811484People seem to have this option of Ben that he's super cool and not as corrupt as jet because he ist as forward facing with the audience. Ben groomed ANgie the same way Jet did Ellie. They're both creeps and equally incompetent
>>218811484Ben is funny and has stern dad energy. He did get a little raped last night as collateral damage but he's far less hateable.He willingly does bits that makes himself look stupid, Jet would never pretend to be gay for half a season or run up and down skate ramps in his underwear.
rules dont mattachallenges dont mattafishtank is bwoken
>>218811484It would be antisemitic.
>>218811498>ITT troons wishing they had a bio female twin
>>218811494James is content. Seeing how well the normie can react to the freaks in the tank when they get riled up by TTS and start fucking with each other is content. Everyone else knows what they're in for, Drake still thinks he can friendtank his way to the end.
>>218811484Because Ben is a 20 year old child
>>218811504ben is 21
>>218811478Tj was not eliminated by the fansHe was eliminated because he had the worst standup but got to stay because he kicked off taylor in his place. Losing a competition isnt the same as the fans voting "kick this fish off" directly like what happened with brian. Also seth was not a serious fish and no one was under any kind of impression that he could win. Bashid stands a legitimate chance at winning the season.
ben hasnt even been funny this season. He's seemed very crotchety.
>>218811484Most of these replies are Ben btw
>>218811505Yes, whenever "the wiggers" are blamed its almost always just referencing jet lol
>>218811530 directed at >>218811504
>>218811521True
>>218811484Because ben doesn't make any decisionsIt's all jetBen is a yes man
>>218811518>Ben groomed ANgieYou don't "groom" a 23yo woman you retarded redditor.
>>218811532probably has something to do with Sam being gone and realizing his future is being dictated by a fat retarded ogre who smokes weed all day
>>218811525Doesn't matterBring in other fishContent is contentIt doesn't matter if he walksRules dont matterElimination doesn't matter
>>218811550She's 23? She looks 14
>>218811546Ben was retarded last morning saying shit like he thought Drake was going to win the elimination and kick off Landon. It's obvious that production really has no handle on what's going on in the house half the time, which is why they have to do shit like ask people how much money they have because they aren't even keeping track of what people spend and earn.
>>218811456We're being mogged!
>commit the biggest drunk POS act of all time>this is too much though and you end up not only losing but leavingClown world
>>218811556perfect
>>218811498They hug and give so many pats on the back and shit the exact way you see very young children interact and express their feelings for each other, they've been doing this since they were toddlers. Sisters together forever. It's so pure, even if some of it comes from trauma.
>>218811558remember when Bam waddled into the bedroom and gave Head 30$ just for doing ten pushups
>>218811555Are you really getting this upset right now?>>218811561Her entire act was unfunny, the one funny thing she did was being a nasty bitch and she started crying when confronted on it.
>>218811561i need to know her thought process prior to opening the door
New bake because I'm retarded I thinkI don't do this much>>218811568>>218811568>>218811568
>>218810096? Jet's not fat here. I'm 6'2" and about 230lb and would consider myself "obese" but not "fat."
>>218811561KWABOTY
>>218811484a girl I fucked/was friends with ended up becoming friends with ben when she moved to san diego before he ever got involved with mde fun factoid
>>218811577obese is being excessively fat.
>>218811561>commit the biggest drunk POS act of all timeVickytroons have lost their mind. The only thing she did was pour alcohol on the floor.JD seething about some tampons was just him doing the drunk faggot challenge and trying to get her off the show.All of them were pretending to be mad and acting like assholes as the challenge.
Vicky getting scared and crying when JD gets mildly angry with her and then just walking out and piss nuking everyone in the doorway was insanely funny. What a retarded raped junkie bitch.
>>218811561>>commit the biggest drunk POS act of all timeyeah, pouring out two entire bottles of liquor>Bongo repeatedly said the period blood thing wasn't even a big deal, including "it's just period blood it's not like pee or poop" and "that's where babies come from"also>Bongo: IF I DID IT I'D STRAIGHT UP SAY "AHA YEAAAAH I DID DAT SHIIIT">Bingo: "GAME IS GAME! GAME IS GAME!"
>>218811385seethe
>why is Ben so mad this seasondid you see what Neptroon did today?
>>218811574She didnt have one. Shes going to wake up tomorrow realizing what she did and desperately be asking to come back
You guys need to understand that the producers are retardedAnd I don't mean like based retards or haha you're so retardedI mean they're actually genuine idiotsTheir brains are totally scrambled by drugsYou're talking about the people who bought plastic ball in small quantities from walmart instead of ordering them wholesale from a manufacturer so they could ACTUALLY fill up a room with balls for their ball brothers bit. They've consistently proven that if there is something they can do to make the show worse they WILL take that path. All of this makes sense when you just accept that jet and ben are really really fucking dumb
>>218811332fishtank is a psyop to make you like increasingly worse women until finally you are attracted to mentally stunted pozzed girls. jump in the water feels fine!
>>218811375He checked out because it sucked and they had no plans
>>218811595The twins are insane and I love them for it. >>218811614I wish they could get someone on board to take the funny wigger ideas and actually flesh them out. "Oh they have a shop and they have to buy things? Why are you giving them free food and booze every day then?".
>>218811572What I'm trying to point out to you is that your focus on "content" is retarded when that word can just mean anythingBringing in 12 rapists to attack everyone is content. That doesn't mean they should do it. Jet bringing in ellie and having her tongue his anus on camera is content. But I don't want to see that shit.
>>218811637Uhhhhhhh *hits gas canister* yo the market shit is mad funny
The market is the worst thing ever.
>>218811637>"Oh they have a shop and they have to buy things? Why are you giving them free food and booze every day then?"get the fuck out my ear.
>>218811641I'm saying that long form content is far more interesting than bringing in rapists. Drake having an arc where he devolves from BB contestant to poop thrower would be the best way the show can go, at this point it's just going to be the twins walking to the finish line. Bashir should have never gotten kicked, because kicking him right now is nontent and keeping him is far more likely to generate content.
Alotta ear talkers in this thread that really need to get the fuck outta
>>218811647There's so much you could do with it. Start reducing someone's pay every day so they have to start begging the other fish for money. When someone refuses a job they get fired and lose their job the following day because they're now unemployed and looking for work.
>>218811665that implies the wiggers would ever have a way to go from sitting around doing nothing to full poophouse that isn't 0-100 instantly
>someone said bongo is like that girl you had a crush on for like 3 days when you were in kindergarten lol
>>218811676And?Just go take something from the marketWhat are they going to do? Fine you and ban you from the market? Lol. Just got take more. The rules don't matter. What are they going to do? Eliminate you?
>>218811598Marky
>>218811252Now that's not nice... Bongo is having to warm her hands up in between her legs
>>218811614If they were smart the show wouldn't exist.>yeah I'm finna gonna make a reality show in this rented house broSam made it interesting and now they have inertia to keep getting dumb stuff to pay off.
>>218811561Pretty sure she's actually bipolar and was self medicating with kratom and she was having a mental episode tonight. She was fucking losing it without massive amounts of kratom to mog her brain. The vickler needs to go back to the drawing board on how to manage her bipolar pretty sure kratom and alcohol is not the optimal treatment. I recommend my dick.
>>218811459thankfully yes. She ate a lot today.Early day Bingo was hard to watch since she was so dejected from hunger
>bro what if we take the show famous for poop and pee and fat retards breaking shit, making a mess and being tortured...>and we filmed it in a rented house where they can't poop or pee, break shit, or make a mess
the market idea is retarded because they don't pay you until the very end of the day when the market is closed
>>218811749she's not mentally ill. she's literally just a woman. she has made having le anxiety her personality and she cant stop until she finds a guy to latch onto.
>>218811734If they were going to rent a house why didn't they rent a house that isn't full of expensive wood and marble so the fish can actually fuck shit up and go wild
>>218811569Even sweeter when Bongo was crying in the hammock with Bingo, and she was saying that all she needs in life are her art, stories, and her sister.True, pure love like this is incredibly sweet to see. I love it
>>218811776>bro these wide open rooms with wood flooring will be great for our audio
>>218811762STRAIGHT EDGE SEASONREAL COMPETITIONGOOD CAST
>>218811776>>218811790They are retarded
>>218811776I was talking about season 1 but the answer in both cases is they're dumb, which is fine, I'm a big fan of their dumb shit.The "smart" version would be in a soulless industrial space with clear rules and goals instead of a chaotic unpredictable mess.
>>218811797NO FRESH AIREIGHT BEDSNO IDIOT BOXSTRAWBERRIESCHEESE FRIESAHAHAHAHA
Drunk pos was literally the worst content idea for after the elimination. Should have just had a COD tournament and called it a day
>>218811782Any clip of this? Ppv has been fucked up all day and I was stuck on director cuckstream most of the time
>>218811816Cheese fries and Landon are actually funny. Everything else this season has been a wash.
>>218811816>fish got fresh air multiple times with the surstromming shit>even on the first day the beds werent even filled cause the twins sleep like dogs and the women didnt want to sleep next to the men>the store has a TV with James Drakes mog reel>landon didnt care for strawberries>they got the right cheese friesThe only funny thing about Bam was his shitbulls almost instantly tearing each other apart upon entering the tank
>>218811309NIGger tongue my anus
so the renter cares about them breaking shit but doesn't care about Bam Margera running his motorcycle over the kitchen tiling?
>>218810208lol
>>218811846How are you going to react when the shitbulls make a return and maul emma after mistaking her for a toddler
Kino day and night get fucked sam simps
>>218811782I've seen a couple of twins similar to bingo/bongo but they were already middleage/elderly, and I always wondered what they'd be like when they were younger and now I can see it first hand
>>218811782It's hard to even relate to that. I love my siblings but damn do I want my space and separation from them. It's like twins don't ever fully individuate. And autistic ones would have even less desire to truly becoming separate people. It's really not cool to fuck with people like that. Hope this weird experience just helps them understand themselves better
>>218811890>one good night after a week of jack shit happening>haha! We're back baby! Sam can suck a chode!You are a huge faggot
Victoria really did mog the tank
>>218811921I know you have pause snack continue playing in an open tab you fucking loser lmao
is pause snack continue an ironic thing? is he still doing irony?
>>218811964Some would say Kratom mog
>>218811974I do not you fucking idiotThe only thing I've ever followed retarded sam on is fishtankI've not even seen extreme peace like you because I dont give a fuck about him outside this showFucking cuckhold
>>218811974>pause snack continueThanks for recommending this esoteric art piece. Will be playing this in the background while I work on the cure to cancer.
>>218811309fishtank was only ever successful in spite of you, not because of
making threads with fake numbers. fake news, purposefully bad instructions is a really good bitkeep it up
>>218812182What lol?
