Fuckable Gremlin

>>218824990
I dont want gremlins 3, I want my ex to say sorry to me

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RIP Carrie Ann Fleming, star of the best Masters of Horror episode.

>>218824990
BLEH gremlin

Did you know that in japanese Hell, infants who die young and leave their parents grieving are punished by being made to stack rocks for hundreds of years?

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>>218824990
Ah the 1980s. Bump.

>>218825903
Meh some of us are stacking shelves irl so I think it's fair.

Someone is absolutely determined to keep /hor/ up by any means necessary.

>>218826058
There's only a flash of it here but the 80s glowy line SFX has that... analog warmth it. It's more than nostalgia, it actually looks good.
You may now call me a hipster.

>>218824990
The will be a Trump gremlin, I'm sure of it

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Pic is mildly related, but are there any good animated horror movies? Western, jap, doesnt matter

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Evening Fixbros

>>218826515
and he convinces gizmo to eat after midnight and become a gremlin just like trump did to chuds

>>218826566
Vampire Hunter D and it's sequel Bloodlust are gothic kino.
I also recommend the two Junji Ito anime series Maniac and Collection. They're low quality art compared to his manga obviously but have all the fun stories. They're anthology shows.

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Can someone please explain to me why Letterboxd hipsters all the sudden love Rob Zombie's Halloween 2 remake?

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>>218826868
No joke, it's because many people claim it's a pretty accurate depiction of PTSD.

>>218827009
That's fucking stupid. Exact same thing as when autists get excited when the cartoon has realistic panic attacks.

>>218827009
>As good as Fire Walk with Me when it comes to showing PTSD

Lmao this bitch probably only has PTSD from their mommy yelling at them too hard.

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But was it a graveyard smash?

>>218826868
Only a stupid person would say such a thing

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were reaching april and there hasnt been a good horror film this year so far

Was Undertone any good?

>>218827165
Not really

>>218827165
its okay, not good not bad

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mark my words this will be the next big thing

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The Whistle (2026) title card font looks identical to the one for Smile (2022). I can't find any info on who exactly came up with this specific font, though. Does anyone know?

>>218827106
RIP Michael Madsen

>>218824990
If you could have any horror story made into a film, what would it be? Remakes acceptable. For me, it would be “The Haunting of Hill House.” The original is good but it fails to fully capture the story, and the series didn’t even try.

>>218827106
>we have Dark Universe at home

>>218826840
I think it got a directors cut that changed people's minds from the theatrical version.
Plus, the blasphemy of divergent remakes wears off over time and people look at them differently.
Can't vouch for that though, only saw it once back in the day.

>>218827231
Hokum, Backrooms and Passenger coming up in May too.

I marathoned Scream 7 today.

Neve is still hot as fuck, too bad she doesn't have hairy arms anymore. Seems to have some serious bra padding or huge fake tits though.

Did they AI-deage her or something? Because she really looks incredible.

Other than that the movie is so stupid that it's borderline unwatchable.

>>218827452
No shit, why even bother posting this other than to shill for a terrible movie, low IQ coombrain?

>>218827161
Source?

>>218827595
nta but why are you pretending like you didn't watch it and write a post complaining about how it sucked as well

>>218827595
>other than to shill for a terrible movie
I literally just said it's shit? Don't pay for it, idiot.

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The Return of the Living Dead (1984, Dan O' Bannon) 1080p 35mm scan Open Matte eng-subs 16 GB
>https://transfer.it/t/DR9772pD3JZA

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>>218827766
Try that again in English, Grupreet, can't understand you.
>>218827859
I didn't say you didn't, I say why bother writing a post just to coombrain post?

>>218827909
Anything interesting the open matte shows?

>>218828113
Yeah, it shows more of the movie.

>>218827009
>>218827106
Deja vu…..

>>218827913
Smilejeet, is that you?

>>218827913
>Stop being attracted to women!!!
no

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>>218828113
I haven't watched it yet. Thought it would be nice to share if anyone wanted it
Heres Bad Taste(1080p 35mm scan Open-matte) by Peter Jackson if you want that too
https://transfer.it/t/SugRP3pBDTyZ

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>entry #10 is an animated movie

why the fuck not

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WJl37yQQc0s

>>218825903
typical asian parents

>>218828195
>I can't stop coombrain posting! In fact I don't even know what that is! Btw have you seen this shit movie, sir?
Yeah, yeah, OK, Rakesh, gotcha. Enough!

>>218828599
I don't ever want to see you post a woman here again. Sound good?

>>218828834
Just tell everyone you have no idea what coombrain means and be done with it, you deflecting cowardly retard. lol

>>218827307
I want some Junji Ito adaptions. Even if it's an anthology. He's honestly a body horror genius and has a bunch of underrated ideas. Like the story about a girl living next to three mysterious women of different heights, but it turns out she's made out of adjustable steel beams.

>>218828599
Erotica, beauty, nudity etc are part of film because it's a visual media, even more so horror which deals with extremes.
If you're a neutered tranny of some kind, it's not our fault.

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Saw Ready Or Not 2 today. It was pretty mediocre just like the first, enjoyable enough but nothing to write home about.
Kathryn Newton is still cute too

>>218829259
I would have sex with these hookers.

>>218829136
That has nothing to do with his post. I know you are a bit stupid because of your troon medication, but try to actually read the thread and keep up.

>>218829259
>>218829330
These posts are a good example of the kind of lame brain coomer shit that gets posted here. Only thing they write is that a woman looked good in it. So insightful and related to filmmaking! You have to try to be this shitty, but that's the point, isn't it? To ruin every thread and make it all about sex to remove the people worth talking to here. Only bots now.

>>218828922
No mole-covered dogs, hear me?

>>218827452
What are the top hairy arms horrors anon

>>218829561
This. I hate these india brained coomers so much.
>MOVIE BAD BUT WHITE WOMAN SEX SEX SEX VAGINAAAAA I GIVE 10/10 RECOMMEND MORE FILMS LIKE THIS SAAAAR?

>>218829561
Just leave then. You won't though.

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>>218827452
>Neve is still hot as fuck, too bad she doesn't have hairy arms anymore. Seems to have some serious bra padding or huge fake tits though.
Agreed. The movie sucked obviously but she still looks great.

>>218829561
I don't see you contributing anything better, anon. Just bitchin'.

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>>218829259
>Kathryn Newton is still cute too
Always liked her, especially in Freaky wearing that sexy red leather jacket. I never bothered checking out Newt's Frankenstein flick though.

>>218830092
Don't think I heard anything about that one here. Dead Lover is in theaters now as well, similar wahmen directed frankenhorror. Not sure when the VOD is

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For me, it's Lisa Frankenstein

>>218830237
Excellent eyebrows.

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>>218830647
me in the back

>>218830647
>sis I frew up

>>218830647
>sniffs

>>218827666
Filename, anon

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Has anyone else watched this?if you liked grave encounters and gonjam (it's almost a remake)you will definetly enjoy it,I also had no idea sea monkey girls could be this cute

>>218832006
I put off watching it cuz I heard it was just a gonijam remake but if you still thought it was worth a watch that's enough to get me to see it

>>218831687
shocking footage from Louis Therouxs new documentary

>>218832006
This was absolute dogshit. Only had one effective scare (one of the doppelgangers peeking around a corner), otherwise the only memorable thing was that gay nigga yelling out ALEXAAAA.

The movie it admits to ripping off (Gonjiam) blows it out of the fucking water.

>>218832006
>had no idea sea monkey girls could be this cute
watch The Medium

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>when your gf likes horror movies and you don't

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Whenever I don't know what to watch I just go to this video and click at a random time and watch whatever trailer is currently playing.
I just rolled this.
https://youtu.be/nuIKTmx7340

>>218832670
>that gay nigga yelling out ALEXAAAA.
I swear to God half the script of the movie is them yelling her name,if anyone wants a synopsis this guy made a video,otherwise it's free on flixmomo if you got nothing to watch
https://youtu.be/pTAS6jzp7uY?is=ErrVrDPmhl_xlpc3

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>>218825178

SCR8AM soon, bros
now with 8 Ghostface killers!

Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person

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>>218834645
current year bitches literally be turning into her

>>218834645
Imagine the grussy

>>218835049
There are no female gremlins, it was a male gremlin that drank female hormones. But since they reproduce by getting wet, I'm really not sure how any of it works.

>>218835304
They have no sex organs because yeah, they reproduce by getting wet, but they eat so they got to poop meaning they should have an anus at least.

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>>218834884
Oui.

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>>218827666
Return to Silent Hill

I don't really get the killer's true motivation on Scream 7 other than literal mental illness, but I guess trying to understand mental illness is just like that to one of sound mind
Also, didn't the orderly from the hospitalget away? Unless I missed him getting killed, he even had the bulletproof vest on

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>>218829259
Will probably wait until streaming. The first is fun but don't think we needed a sequel

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greetings from /kdg/
did that one anon ever check out Revenant?

>>218836104
Is it horror? Also, does it finish properly or with sequel bait?

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>>218836225
Kdramas are 99% one and done, they don't sequel bait like western slop. It has horror tags on mydramalist, I was spooked while watching it but I don't really watch horror much.

>>218832878
source?

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Speaking of Korean horror-thrillers, is anyone looking forward to Perfect Girl?

>A new K-pop girl group is being formed, and several members are hopefully competing with each other to make the four-person cut before the debut concert. With only a week before the final cut, a new girl enters the competition, and suddenly girls are being stalked and attacked.

Cast:

>Adeline Rudolph
>Arden Cho
>Jeon Somi
>John Harlan Kim
>May Hong
>Peter Lee Jae Yoon
>Samantha Cochran
>Achiraya Nitibhon
>Nancy
>Siyoon
>Chaerin

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>>218836301
Boyfriend on Demand, not horror but since you asked.

>>218836104
This legit sounds like a movie that would've come out in 1976 starring Donald Pleasence or Sutherland or something
>The series revolves around a young woman possessed by an entity and a professor of folklore who can see ghosts. Together they seek the truth behind mysterious suicides surrounding the city.

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Saw Scream 7 and it sucked but it was fascinating seeing the contrast between Courtney Cox looking like Michael Jackson vs Ethan Embry looking like a normal older guy

>>218827253
Pretty sure it's the Evil Dead font

>>218827307
I want Ass Goblins of Auschwitz goddamnit

>>218836473
He was good in The Devil's Candy

>>218836318
No but it does remind me I haven't seen that jhorror New Group. which sounds like it should be about a pop group, but isn't

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>>218827307
I read a lot of horror books so I have dozens but I'll just say a newer book called Helloween.
>On October 31st, 2001, five teens set out to make a horror film for a school project at a Halloween haunt in the small town of Crooks Corner.
>When all hell breaks loose, a powerful entity emerges, able to control inanimate objects and use them to kill. The carnage is swift and deadly, a vicious attack that quickly overwhelms the town and its citizens.
>Fighting for their lives, the teens - along with their teachers and the local sheriff - must use all of their skills and wit to survive the night and possibly even save the world.
>...Or die trying.

>>218824990

Many years ago, in rural Iowa, I was a little kid sitting in the car in the parking lot with grandma while mom went into the store to shop for a few minutes. With nothing else to talk about, I launched into describing all the cool gremlins in Gremlins 2. This disturbed grandma (I don't know if it was the tranny gremlin specifically, or just my delighted, spergy, overall description of the various monsters), but once it was clear to me that she was disturbed, I stopped.

On another occasion, mom, grandma and I went to see Back to the Future 2, in the theater. Right around the point where Biff throws the kid's ball on a roof, grandma was all Nope, and just really not liking it. She didn't seem to understand or care that the character was going to get his comeuppance. I REALLY wanted to finish the movie, but grandma was upset, and that was the controlling thing. I don't remember exactly how it went down, but between mom and me, we sensed we just needed to leave, and at the least, I didn't object. I may have suggested leaving myself around that point.

I love grandma very much, but she could be a bit of a drag sometimes.

>>218836919
Although I would definitely watch this, sounds generic down to the title. What'd you like about it, flying knives?

>>218837282
Good thing she didn't see the grandma being catapulted out the window in Gremlins 1

>>218837282
Wow, awesome, you should write a book you fuckin retarded nigger

>>218837306
Knives, cars, jack-o-lanterns, haloween decorateions, a furby, guns
It uses all sorts of things throughout the book for some cool kills and set pieces.

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>>218837601
>>218837306
not only can it control things it can make them real so there's a pretty awesome scene early on where a kid trick or treating uses his toy gun to "shoot" a woman only the gun turns real and blows her head off

>>218837650
Only issue is it sounds godlike and invisible which is hard to pull off in a movie. But Final Destination did it I guess.

>>218838167
To get into the nitty gritty of the novel
the objects are being possessed by interdimensional beings that are lead by Geth.
Geth is basically a collection of these things that came together into one being and formed a consciousness. Upon entering into our reality he decapitates a man and posseses his body, using a jack-o-lantern as the head and calling itself Geth The Great Pumpkin. It then gathers the townsfolk in the church and declares that it will grant mercy to the town in exchange for obedience. It seeks not to kill all of us but to basically rule the world as a God, starting in the town of Crook's Corner. It could kill everyone if it wished but it would rather rule than destroy and it's initial slaughter is more just a show of force to get the town to submit.
Probably not hard to guess but they end up being able to defeat it by exploiting its own ego and desire for followers and power.

It's not an incredible book but it's a fun Stephen King esque horror romp. Would probably work better as a limited series over a movie due to the sheer length of it but you could also cut a lot to make it feature length.

>>218838492
I see, yeah does have a Storm of the Century approach.
I love a good pumpkinhead as well, needs to watch that RL Stine one that came out since it's getting a sequel

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What horror movie on Netflix are these two dipshits talking about?

>>218839335
Interview With a Vampire

If Scream 7 sucks so much, why does it have a great audience score on RT despite controversy and claimed quality and is pulling the franchise's biggest box office with good legs implying good WoM?

>>218839385
Lestat always seemed zesty af

>>218839385
Doubt it since the books are hella gay.
Anne Rice was a fujo type before that was a thing. I believe she has a quote floating around where she calls herself spiritually a gay man who transcends gender or something like that.

>>218840335
Didn't they make a sequel tv series all about day vampires or something?

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Possession is worse for having cast Isabelle Adjani in it. She's too attractive and it removes any discomfort or horror since a big part of the movie is supposed to be her being a psycho, but like... I just watch it and unquestionably think 'would' no matter what she does. Maybe that's supposed to be some of the horror, but it's not like "omg, I still would even against my better judgement", instead it's a well informed "it would be worth it" feeling.

>>218840576
The theme of the movie is bad relationships and your gf/bf not measuring up to your ideal version of them

>>218840632
insane Isabelle Adjani murdering me would still measure up to my idealized version of her.

>>218833622
Put this on in the background while I did some work and man these old trailers are really nostalgic.

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I'm thinking it's kino time gentlemen

>>218835392
>They have no sex organs
That we know of. It could be a cloaca situation with parthenogenesis on the side.
In 2 they're shown to have a very adaptive physiology but hormones alone should've have had the effect they did if there wasn't something to work with.

>>218840576
that's the real horror anon. manic pixie bpd gf tearing your life apart and she won't even explain why. but you're like a moth to a flame. torment.

>>218841697
that's not very scary. I'm fine with it.

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>>218827448
We should start placing bets on what will be the biggest horror movie of the year

>>218827448
>Passenger
all my interest died when the teaser turned into a 2008 youtube screamer

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The last 3 horror films I watched were absolute garbage. I need a movie that will break the curse.

>>218842696
Well do you want something new or old? Also how well versed in horror are you?

>>218842412
Scream 7 is probably it. Others would be
>new Insidious (money making machines, last one made same as Scream 7)
>Resident Evil (if it somehow turns out to be amazing, which it won't)
>Werwulf (Nosferatu made the same as Scream 7)
>Backrooms (don't think the zoomer meme is as big as FNAF)

>>218842696
Deadstream
When Evil Lurks

>>218842890
Pretty well versed, probably would prefer something new-ish, but old hidden gems are welcome

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>>218842975
watch the oily maniac

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>>218842394
Terrifiying

>>218842975
Watch The Rule of Jenny Pen it's John Lithgow torturing the residents of an old folks home

>>218842935
Also just watched an interview with Adam Wingard, he has his film "Onslaught" coming out.
He says he watches They Live once or twice every week.

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>In the final cut
>In the final scene
>There's a final girl
>And you know that she should be screaming!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6M-sfmGFXA

Went to undertone tonight. Kind of wish I hadn't. It relies heavily on sound and I wish i had waited so I could watch it at home with my headphones.

>>218844051
I would have thought the theater would be the optimum place to see it then?

>>218840335
>>Anne Rice was a fujo type before that was a thing.
Hey zoomer retard, the world didn't start with you.

>>218843058
This looks pretty good
>>218843209
I gave up watching this 20 minutes in but I might give it another shot

any good horr tv shows?

>>218845350
if you like all the Ju-On films, then the tv series is worth a watch.
Wolf Creek as well.

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Just finished. It's repetitive and dull but I kind of loved it. Pixieish Canadian girl enters a sleep study that it turns out is videotaping dreams and dreams might be a portal to some awful dimension.. It's like Altered States but they keep seeing.stuff from Hellraiser 2. The lead elfin type girl seemed super familiar to me but apparently the only movie I've seen her in she was a teenager getting groomed by Kristin Stewart. She has the perfect look for this kind of movie. The music does a lot of heavy lifting which is worth mentioning since the director made it. I thought it was kind of romantic. Definitely a conscious tribute to Cronenberg.

>>218846304
never heard of it, thanks for the rec
>She has the perfect look for this kind of movie.
I watch it for she

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>>218846578
It's the look like if you farted anywhere near her she'd shatter into glass dust

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>>218827161
>Silent Hill
>Good movie, feels intended to be the one-shot SH film, less cool when you know how superficially SH it is, still worth watching as its own thing
>Silent Hill Revelations 3D
>Retarded pigfeed garbage, frequently hilarious, one of the worst scripts ever, you can see and feel the rewrites, accidental incest subplot, bad acting even from good actors, off-brand everything, total nonsense, like something you'd write as a joke to parody video game movies, 10/10 as retardation spectacle, useless shit as intended
>Return to Silent Hill
>Scattered handful of decent visuals, otherwise boring, script is almost as bad as last one, invasively cheap green screen everywhere, thematically butchered with none of the redeeming qualities of the first one, bafflingly dumb attempts at depth, so retarded in conception it's confusing, bad but not in an entertaining way, total time sink of a film

guinea pig: mermaid in a manhole
>japanese serial killer (“the otaku killer”) is reported to have owned a copy of the 2nd movie in the series
>series director comes out and says, no, actually it was mermaid in a manhole
>also, i had nothing to do with that movie, even though it says i directed it everywhere
>and even though it’s based on a manga i wrote
>release dates somehow weren’t recorded anywhere so nobody knows if this is the third, fourth or fifth movie in the series
>main actress goes missing after filming and is never seen again

what the fuck happened here?

>>218840576
That's because you're 20, retarded, and your turbo-virginity is talking. Have sex enough, realize it's not a big deal, and then women lose their magic powers. "Would!" becomes "Yeah, sure, I guess" and crazy women in particular are no longer appealing at all.

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>>218826566
Maybe I'm late to the party, but here is my recommendation

>>218839335
Dracula (Netflix Dracula is extremely gay to the point where he primarily flirts with dudes and van helsing is a mixed race female)

>>218847775
i don't see how anyone would view dracula as their favorite character, let alone van helsing, in the book
as TERRIBLE as that show was, the characterization was miles better than the book

>>218847837
You don't see how someone would look at Dracula as their favorite horror character?

How many layers of contrarianism are you operating on right now, dawg? Be honest with me

>>218848184
contrarianism? he's just a lanky tall dude with, red lips, sharp teeth, and a mustache who climbs walls and transforms into a bat in the book

>>218848184
>in the book
but since you clearly can’t fucking read i can’t hold not reading it against you man

>>218848317
>>218848271
>doubling down

Alright man, there's no reason anyone would ever like Dracula. Good shit. He needs to kiss more dudes and get beat up by more trans Van Helsings. You fucking retard

>>218848372
i never said he was a good character (in fact i put extreme emphasis on how terrible it was) only that he had more character than the dracula we see in the book

>>218848372
it’s like saying dracula is your favorite horror character but you only know him from fucking beetleborgs. dracula has been done well, he’s just not that much of an actual character in the book. are you mentally disabled?

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>>218848271
>he's just a lanky tall dude with, red lips, sharp teeth, and a mustache who climbs walls and transforms into a bat in the book

>>218848439
>>218848389
We didn't read the same book. Insanely retarded and probably the same person posting here

>>218848555
you’re right, you didn’t read the book

>>218848581
>"Dracula in the book sucks, why would anyone like him?"
>he turns into a bat
>he invades dreams as a dream demon
>he charms the pants off a woman from a full continent away
>he kills off the crew of an entire ship while en route to her

You honestly believe he was characterized better in a show where he does none of that, and only talks about it, and makes out with men at bars while he runs from a female Van Helsing?

>>218848632
dude, nothing about that is characterization

>>218848669
So it's only a character if it performs the parts of humanity you understand, like kissing men and kneeling to transwomen?

>>218848669
People like you are the reason Surf Dracula has sunk as low as he has today

>>218848689
what are you talking about, i already said i didn't like that stuff why are you going there
and no characterization is stuff about a person's character, personality stuff, stuff that makes them something more than just a vague threat the other characters speculate about
coppola's version oozed with it, with the whole cursing god and longing for his long lost love
book dracula is like a puff of air, there's nothing to him

>>218848632
no, retard, i didn’t watch the show, i’m only responding because you consistently fail to understand the words you’re reading. this shit is not that complicated, man.
>describes a list of actions he takes to argue he’s a well realized character
your english teachers hated you huh

>>218848775
So you didn't watch the show, you didn't read the book, and you've been consistently outwardly confused. Why the hell are you replying to me? Get help

>>218848773
A person's character can be explained in many ways; there is the noble savage archetype, the worship of anthropomorphic deities of ancient history, and the depiction of ugly lust. These are all very human things. You think in one direction and that's cool, because you were probably raised on pleb shit, but you did not read Bram Stoker's Dracula. And stop quoting Coppola because his rendition was similar, just more whiny

>>218848773
>if a character is not showing le quirk chungus personality just like le me they are not being characterized

I am so sick of nu horror fans and this will only get worse.

>>218848862
>And stop quoting Coppola because his rendition was similar, just more whiny
nta, but I have to agree with him. Coppola's Dracula was way more interesting than Bram Stoker's original. Book Dracula felt just like a threatening force of nature with no real back story or motivation (in comparison). And I guess that's ok. It doesn' make for a compelling villian though.
I don't want to shit talk Bram Stoker, but the book was a mixed bag for me. The first part with Jonathan in the count's castle was great gothic horror. The rest of the book was just meh.

>>218824990
Which recent or obscure /hor/ did (You) like?

Bump

Anyone else ever just read scripts for fun? I have no interest in screenwriting or filmmaking in general but I find it enjoyable to go through the script of a movie that I've recently watched.

>>218856060
only script i've ever read was that resident evil script romero cooked up

>>218856060
Any good ones you can recall?

>>218856693
I read an early draft of Scream a couple years ago. I enjoyed that it showed that Stu and Randy were best friends. It also had Randy questioning why Tatum never came back which is something that always bothered me in the movie.
There's also a script for a Friday the 13th movie from like 2014 by Nick Antosca which was decent.

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>>218851591
Pandemonium 2023. It's a frustrating watch, but then after reflecting on it a bunch I thought it was better.

>>218857067
i can never get over how tatum is a girl
Channing Tatum just keeps popping into mind

>>218851591
if you want a good 4chanesque indie drama/thriller that's horror in the way gummo is, try Vulvanizadora. one of my favourites of last year.

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>>218824990
Gizmo, Evil Gremlins, and the babelicious Phoebe Cates.

>>218851591
got around to watching Black Phone 2. it's very popcorn horror, but it's good if you're in the mood for that

>>218847775
>gay to the point where van helsing is a mixed race female
More to the point, she's gay

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>Ready or Not 2
Does Grace at least get some Mr. Le Bail favoritism? Would be cute if yes since she survived the first

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>>218860035
I like her with short hair better on the sequel + gremlins harass her more sexually

>>218861277
I'm going to see this tomorrow

Any recent horror with "reverse" home invasion scenarios as in the bad guys meet something even more evil/stronger like Abigail, No One Lives, The Collector, etc.
Bonus points if it's a monster/something supernatural and not just a schizo human

>>218861630
one just came out called Do Not Enter. not sure if it's online or just in theaters

>>218861630
oh and also there was Meat Kills, no bonus points but it fits the bill

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I hope the new Ready or Not has better kills.
It's ridiculous 95% of all the main characters essentially only die at the last minute, everything else is just the random help
But at least the ending is kino

>>218860923
I thought the visuals were great. The culmination of the super8 aesthetic he had been driving at worked for all the dream aesthetics.

>>218846304
I hate this fucking movie so much.

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horror aficionados, explain the joke to me. she said they should all stick together and when david cross picked out the white characters leaving the other three behind, they still get upset?? I thought that is what she wanted by sticking together?

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>>218839335
>What horror movie on Netflix are these two dipshits talking about?

>>218864143
The joke is that in horror movies the black characters rarely survive

Thai horror really likes the "the spirit will be removed in a safe way if you dont do this one thing during the ritual..." final acts doesnt it?

On a related note, is the incantation game any good? Liked the movie, especially the clever twist and the payoff shot.

>>218856060
I like to go through unprouced ones. I remember really liking one I read last year that I don't remember the name of.
It was basically The Warriors but with a slasher stalking the gang. It was neat from what I remember.

>>218864246
Someone actually did an analysis on horror movies and found that if you exclude the main character (mostly white, almost always survives), black characters actually do better than white ones.

looks like Send Help came out a day sooner

>>218861630
2x classical home invasion:
>the people under the stairs (1991)
>don't breathe (2016)
more of a hippy-eco-terrorist factory invasion:
>death machine (1995)
kidnapping:
>whisper (2007)

sorry that none of them is very recent. But at least one of them gets bonus points. Not spoiling which one(s) though, in case you want to watch any of them blind.

>>218864545
in total, or %-wise?

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>>218865097

I didn't like Send Help very much
It's alright at first but by the end I just didn't care about any of it at all

>>218865162
>whisper (2007)
I'm guessing it's Whisper as it's the only one i haven't watched yet.
Death Machine has well, a death machine, don't breathe is the blind hobo and Stairs the psycho couple

>>218864191
>Doesn't answer the question while playing dolls with söyjaks

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>>218824990
havent seen gremlins since I was a kid and I have been feeling nostalgic lately

>>218866482
ding ding ding
I would compare it to Abigail, since it has a very similar setting. Less action and gore. It is not a cult classic, but still a solid and decent horror movie.

>>218866482
And just for the protocol, he wasn't a hobo. You can't really home invade the homeless.

>>218861630
Most recent I can think of that's sort of in there is Trap House.(2023)
Not recent but have you seen Dead House?

I know I've recced Intruders, Crush The Skull and Botched before.
Not home invasion but Cryptic might be of interest for bad meets badder.

Ringu is such an astute meditation on voyeurism. Nails the "you shouldn't be watching this" thing

>>218867406
They don't really know what they're watching though. Fear.Com captures that aspect better.

>>218867788
FearDotCom rather.

God, I can't wait for these old farts running /hor/ to fuck off and die

>>218867947
Well modern horror is a joke so I say the oldfags should run the place. Zoomers don't have the capability.

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>want to write horror short for local festival
>No ideas
Ah! I'm fucking gay. I've only ever had ideas for feature length shit that I could never afford to make. On the other hand I barely have ever WATCHED horror shorts which I liked either.

Was there any chance that Heather, Josh and Mike could have escaped or did the witch control the enviornment?

>>218868311
What about the masters of horror series? It shows what capable directors can make with a "small" budget and limited screen time. Some episodes are good, some are bad and some are really great.
Or horror movies that originally started as a horror shorts. Like Oculus for example.
Another good source of inspiration might be some short stories by Lovecraft. Reading some them made me realize just how much he influenced horror movies in general.
Or some anthology movies like the V/H/S series, cat's eye or two evil eyes. They might also be a source for some decent horror shorts.
Good luck with your short.

It’s time to feed the baby.

A cruel circus owner beats and abuses his pregnant wife. One day the circus receives a leopard newly captured in Africa, but the animal soon dies. However, an evil creature that was inside the leopard bursts out of the animal’s body, burrows into the wife’s body and takes over her fetus. It soon starts demanding blood, and the woman goes searching for victims for her new “baby.”

https://youtu.be/H4dGpz6cnHo

>>218866948
Give it a rewatch anon, it's a great film. Timeless and I think you appreciate the characters differently rather than just the gremlin chaos.

>>218871525
What's this?

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>>218871838
The Plague of the Zombies

>>218825223
She wasn't in Imprint

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>>218872292
What the FUCK was her problem?

>>218872141
tfw no living dead girl

>>218842394
This movie sucks
But the Rifftrax version is worth watching

>>218872292
she wasn't in cigarette burns either.

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>>218842394
>>218873610
That's the Italian Evil Dead 3. Evil Dead 4 (Witchery) has David Hasselhoff and Linda Blair in it.

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>>218873510

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CzLdg0PpLI&list=RD7CzLdg0PpLI&start_radio=1

hey horror retards, what's the scariest movie ever made?

>>218874261
evil dead 2013

>>218874395
watching it now, thank you

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>>218874443
it's kino. enjoy, white boy

>>218874443
>>218874395
actually i can barely get past the opening credits, not sure if this is for me already

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Reminder to watch War Machine. Alan Ritchson is /ourguy/.

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i just wanted to post this zombie meltdown but when I went to make the webmeme I realized the file had a commentary track and the directors were laughing their asses off watching this scene. makes me wanna rewatch with the commentary on even though this moobie was kinda dull

>>218874480
i have the movie on pause on my other monitor because i'm not quite ready yet. doing some research on the movie out of curiosity and i asked google ai about the movie and it said it's the final boss and told me to not touch it with a ten foot pole after i told it how sensitive i am to horror lol

>>218874822
i watched it with my black stepsister in the theater and she hid in my shoulder the whole time. it was kino.

>>218874863
it sounds kino from what i'm reading about it online and the intro looks kino too, thank you though for bringing this movie to my attention. now i'm really interested

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>>218873510
If I ever have to get eaten by a living dead girl, I hope it's done by zombie Julie Walker.

>>218874261
Inland Empire

>>218875137
thank you for this too, got this one noted as well. already reading some good stuff on it in google

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>>218874774
All segments were entertaining though, last still has top notch underground urban kino atmosphere
If anything Cold is what felt very random and slow but the melting scene is cool

>>218875515
i like David Warner so there's that. the first story was the most boringest to me.

>>218875225
It's kind of a troll response because it's hard to even call it horror. It's 3 brutal hours long.
A straight down the middle response is probably The Blair Witch Project but people either find that very or not scary at all depending on disposition .

>>218874261
Just watch Texas Chainsaw (1974)

>>218876535
This is the grimeist film

>>218845350
Todd and the Book of Pure Evil is fun if your into horror comedy.

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Just got with done Day of the Mummy (2014) was better then I thought but still garbage. Danny Glover was a highlight.
Given that new Brendan Fraser
Mummy movie is still far off, our there any good mummy movies to tide me over? Going to check out Abbott And Costello Meet The Mummy next.

>>218876906
Abbott And Costello Meet The Mummy is kino. Perhaps the comfiest out of all of them and underrated.
The Pyramid is one of the best egypt kinos.
Also Fraser's mummy isn't coming out til next year I think, but in April there will be the Blumhouse Mummy film about a possessed girl of some kind.

>>218876906
I really enjoyed The Ceremony Is About To Begin

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>>218876906
>mfw mummy

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alright gonna see what this one is about

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to snatch or not to snatch, that is the question

>>218878264
>it's out
good to know

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Time to do the scariest thing there is.
Share your favorite (horror) movies with strangers on the internet.

>>218878724
I'm gonna check out Night of the Creeps just for you anon

>>218878724
Sure why not

>>218877437
>tfw no mummy mommy

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>>218878779
Dammit
>>218878747
It's fucking great, anon

>>218878747
I hope you are appropriately thrilled

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>Sochee Gomez to star in horror movie "Hive" about a killer playground.
out on Tubi April 17.

also a decent looking bri'ish found footage about a wilderness vlogger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1fYWITOlzE

>>218878724
I think there's too many. I could at least say
>The Evil Dead (for being amazing)
>The Blair Witch Project (for being scary)
>Alien (for being Alien)

is ron jeremy in any horror movies?

>>218879465
Yes, dozens.

>>218879465
He was in The Devil's Rejects. I'm sure he was in a Troma film too.

>>218879498
such as?

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>>218879519
>>218879518
Try like 10 of them

>>218879518
>He was in The Devil's Rejects
Uh, no he wasn't

>>218879560
wow, had no idea. what the heck

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>>218879578
Wtf I could have sworn... ok well at least the chicken fucker guys was a baller

>>218879603
btw that 83 films is just horror movies. Altogether he's in like 200, including pornos.

>>218879560
Based Hedgehog

>>218879631
that is absolutely insane. 83 horror movies what the fuck

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>>218879631
I remember he had a small role in Red Line (1995). Low budget movie but I rather enjoyed it. Would love to find a digital copy of it.

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Lmao, Do Not Enter was pretty bad. Laughably so at many times because of the PS4 cgi. But idk I've hated other movies a lot more, this was more a turn your brain off slop film.
Asian chick was hot though, she's gonna be the next Kitana.

>>218868311
Just ask AI? The fuck would you write something alone in 2026?

>>218868311
Make this one >>217459890

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BLEH!

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>>218881434
Bleh

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Just finished. I tend to only watch stuff like this after a good while, if it develops a persistent reputation. This was very, very typical and uninteresting. Neat location but pretty much nothing else going for it. 1.5 out of 5.

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wake up /hor/

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>>218878264
>to snatch or not to snatch, that is the quest-ACK

>>218877672
How was it?

>>218827161
>arachnophobic huh

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>>218881866
Same, I do not get what all of the hype is about. Sometimes I wonder if people are getting it confused with picrel

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The newest addition for my collection
>inb4 physical in 2026, boomer-alert
Haven’t seen any of them yet. Hope I got some gems.

RIP Jessica Harper
Guess I'm watching Suspiria tonight

>>218884639
i'm not seeing anything about her being dead

>>218884819
News just broke but wiki hasn't changed yet

>>218884819
not a big enough star for news outlets to care

>Directed by Dick Maas

>>218884639
Gonna need an extra coffin for that big ass forehead

>>218884869
i can literally find nothing about this anywhere

>>218884627
Frontier(s) is fucking insane. I remember Hevenhurst being interesting.

>>218883728
big baby belly

>>218884976
Keep looking, Anon. It's there

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per X
>Jessica Harper, age 76, actress known for Dario Argento's cult classic Suspiria, is alive and healthy as of today

New

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