Xavier's rules edition>/ftl/ NEWS:-- Xavier says: Klaus and Benleaks, stop trying to bake threads on /tv/! https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774250232374973.webm -- Jet told the twins he's an alien who needs their psychic powers to find his spaceship and his "medicine" will run out in 3 weeks... it sounded serious... -- Jet CONFIRMS the main storyline of season 5 is ALIENS! https://x.com/jetneptune_/status/2036019274230182188-- TTS was really cheap and kept the fish awake for a long time...-- Freeloaders needed: Disabled people and HOT girls! https://x.com/jetneptune_/status/2035772822262280298>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5Xavier says: NEVER reply to early threads! Let them die! ONLY use threads that were made at the RIGHT time! Previous: >>218846149 >>218847998
im scared
Why do the threads keep getting pruned...
Why was the last thread pruned
I swear 85% of my thoughts now are just the Landon song
>JD is already sick>has a ceiling fan blowing on him at full speed all nighthe's fucked.
I fucking hate bantoids man
Janny having a meltie
It's over.
that guy two threads ago is pregnant as FUCK
>>218848464>>218848470they were spam threads created by the pedo namefags from /bant/
>peepeepoopoo show where frequent food fights happen, they dump piss on you, and they shave your head>I should use my severely autistic sister with scalp issues as a prop so I can have sex with Sam Hyde and Frank HassleBongo is a bad sister and a bad woman
is skull N word getting felted for clogging up the catalog?
jannies are doing good job, faggots who want to derail this general should neck themselves, fat bald pedophile with egg shaped head and gayleaks, they are spiritually indian
What does Anisa do?
>>218848484No I'm not. I'm bigger. Not "fat" or "obese." When you think fat/obese, you think Alex B's wife. I'm just on the bigger side.
>IM DA CWEATOR OF DA SHOW>OUTTA MY EARRR>IM IN CHAWGE>STOP GWABBING ME LANDON>UHHHH>I DONT WEALLY CARE>AM ADVANCING DA CULTURE
>>218848492what scalp issues could she even have? does her hair fall out?
Klaus, you are as pathetic as Skull. Fuck off both of you.
finally the jannies banned that fag
>>218848490it's one bald fat guy I think
>>218848507Ride Landon to the finish line
tips to not get the threads banned>wait until 150 image limit has been reached>don't make multiple threads>use the correct thread #
>>218848508soooooo.....youre pregnant then?
>>218848483When he does this shit it’s because he knows you’re going to screenshot it and post it. He’s trying to force Neptunian bleak images like the ones where Sam looks like he’s ready for death. Do not take his bait.
today 6 new fish or im gonna be a little upset
>>218848476bingo said she was feeling sick too and that we should pray for her. head was right
>>218848450how does he talk so good
>>218848508When I see Alex B's wife, I think, "Morbidly Obese." You are just "obese." And I mean scientifically too. What is your height?
>we don't want you here but are forced to let you>NO we can't create another board to satisfy everyoneThis site is beyond retarded
>>218848508Every insecure fat person on earth uses this cope.If observers say you're fat, you're fucking fat.
Bros.... Drake is cleaning again...
What's the mondocord's obsession with hating Skull?He's just pulling some weird gags on production.
the aids is spreading because they have no fresh air (which kills the bacteria t. Dr. Margera PHD in virology)
>>218848514I've barely even been posting in these threads N WORD got a flight to catch to visit my klausmom
>>218848529famous house 2 style. keep em coming
>>2188485396'2". >>218848541Not true. If everyone said the sky was yellow, but it was blue, those people would be wrong.
are you my slave?!
today needs to be the day they turn the heat up, the door siege was pretty funny but with a long boring buildup. if today's challenge is actually just watch the girls do fucking captchas for 3 hours then this shit is dead, we're 30% into the show and it feels like a completely different house since Vicky left, there's no drama other than watching how bored the fish can get
>>218848528You might be taking the peepeepoopoo show a little too seriously.
>>218848523>wait until 150 image limit has been reachedit is a good rule to migrate, but 100 image bakes are great to avoid split threads, it still can happen but once per 2 days, not every 4 threads
I like season 5
2bh the threads are more fun during the off season I think
>>218848553But you're not the sky, you're a fat guy.
>>218848556Can someone please make a chad vs virgin meme with Landon and Jet
>>218848512I think she just doesn't like random shit getting into her hair. It wasnt the touch but the idea that JD was putting mayo in her hair that caused the autistic spergout.>>218848492To be fair. Bingo is probably having the time of her life and Bongo may not have known about her sisters specific "shit in her hair" trigger.
>>218848556Dude so retarded he can’t even play games
>>218848553Then congrats, you have somehow barely squeaked into the overweight category, despite appearing pregnant. But due to clearly a lack of exercise and muscle definition, you're basically obese. Lose weight, work out. You look like a pregnant woman.
imagine being a fucking off-season /bant/ retard
>>218848508If you’re not thin, slim, average or jacked - you’re fat. You, are fat. I know this because I too, am fat. You’re not a colossal hog beast but you’re still fat. Accept it and start fixing it like I am.
>>218848557shut the fuck up you stupid little bitch this is the start of the bingo bongo jet alien arc and you WILL be forced to learn hamfisted lore setups for the "golden people" while goran burns the rest of fishtank down
>bashir cucking content by putting his leg in the door so that they can't even beat on the door for fear of hurting himthis the guy you wanted to kick the content queen for?
>>218848518Did she ever get in trouble for steaming with that guy that blinded a child in India?
>>218848592I mean, they could've just bashed his leg in
>>218848549Sam loves people like skull trust me it makes all his haters look fat and dumb and bald
>>218848587I did it once after s1 wrapped, realized the kind of people I was now around and never did it again.
>>218848592>this the guy you wanted to kick the content queen for?vicky left on her own because JD pressed her
Why is someone like Emma on this show? She doesn't say or do anything yet she really wants to be there
>>218848570>100 image bakes are great to avoid split threadsNo it isn't, kill yourself, we will never post in your thread if you start it that early
>>218848592He won them the challenge. I believe when the girls locked themselves in jungle room and refused to move or shower that was called strategic gameplay.
>>218848546HEY BIG BUDDY
i usually sleep with the fishes but i couldn't fall asleep so now I might fall asleep when they're waking up oh fuck oh god oh man
>>218848612they just needed to hit a girl quota
>>218848559No, I just know a desperate attention seeker when I see one and know not to give them what they want. I’ll happily shit talk and criticise Goran’s actions all day because he thinks he’s an elevated creator when he truly isn’t.
post this cat
>>218848587I did it for a couple months after season 2 but it's when you start giving everyone names and talking about each other. Just gets really sad.Once /tv/ is gone I'm out
>>218848612She wants britanon to pay her $17k to help her start a career
>>218848587Anything off-season is real fucking cringe. Somehow there is a distinct need or culture for really UGLY looking people to throw on their cams for no reason. Just watch the show. EU people don't do this.
i can't fucking believe i missed drunk piece of shit and the return of bashirhas anything happened since
BRING VICKY BACK AND KICK BASHIR AGAIN
dead show, dead thread and dead dickwhy must I suffer so...
>>218848613fuck off, i care more for having no split threads than your gay ass "hunt for a bake" at 140 images
>>218848570125 images is the way
riding through this worldall alonethe crow flies straighta perfect lineon the devil's pathuntil you diegotta look this lifein the eye
>>218848646This, do it right now
>>218848646Vicky’s already dead I’m pretty sure
>>218848640They played video games, JD shouted out Marky Thom. Then a whole lot of nothing
>>218848640james drake got to round 21 on kino der toten
Politely requesting gofile for episode 3, saars
>>218848639Off-season is not about the fat retards that flash their dick or try to be relevant by hanging out with burt and Arye.Off season is about keeping watch for when TJ shows up somewhere. He could popup anywhere at anytime.
questionwho will post the screenshot of joci audition
POST EMMA FEET POST EMMA FEETPOST EMMA FEET
>>218848640not really. the boys played halo 3, l4d, cod, and minecraft while keeping the girls out of the game room and JD got called a faggot for the gorillionth time by TTS spam, jet started larping as an alien to the twins; enjoy the vibes repair day
>>218848631TLP
>>218848655Bashir is like Cole if he didn't have talent.
>>218848587The off season between season 2 and 3 was hilarious. You just had to be there
Reporting any and all posts that mention>b*nleaks>kl*us>sk*ll>b*nxcordfrom now on. This is the first and only time I will come close to uttering their names.
It's the wrong kind of fries
>>218848670I assume you had the gofile link to episode 2?find it in your history and go to itepisode 3 is there with it in the same folder now, I found this out todayI'm not linking it because I suspect wiggers are in this thread
>>218848640jet is an alien and so are the twins and they need to save him in 21 days or he'll die and the pills he gave them ate his food and he glows in the dark
>>218848681Oh and JD brought a MAGNUM condom for his MONSTER dong
>>218848655bahsir looks like an albino african here
>>218848655was this in response to "shoutout marky thom"
>"we want another vicki"what are the odds it's just some hot alt girl with no personality for Jet to fuck?
>>218848640the dpos night was great, the day after wasn't and was the most boring day so far
Can you please share the paywalled S3 episodes?
>>218848671Dude that sucks actually. Jet is a microscopic micro-celebrity. Fishtank contestants? That's even more worse. Can't imagine tying my time or life to a chance to talk to someone like fucking Charity, wtf.
>>218848653good too, whatever just to minimalize split threads, "50 images bake" would be just shitting in own nest, 100 is still a bit annoying but not on its own, more due to people behind it
>>218848650You're the one who splits threads not me, KILL YOUR SELF
People saying Bashir is this seasons content king but after yesterday it seems Vicky was the one driving content
>>218848705low unironically
so what will be the payoff for the jet alien bit?>>218848714its boring, they don't even show the gaslight or production fucking with themit's edited like an actual reality slop show
I missed the Head crashout and the basement messing with him. It's pretty satisfying.
>>218848723No one drives content this season, we just like Bashir because he pisses half the fanbase off
>>218848556Landon is the personification of cheese friesHe's one big cheese fry of a man
volumes...
>>218848705Jet has Eleanor now
heh
>>218848715Some people are just that weird and pathetic. Best not to think about them.
>>218848691It fell off after season 2. Everyone nowadays is just another orbiter wanting to be a name, and it'd all benfreaks' fault
>>218848696Thank you kindly
>>218848743Why did she do it?
>>218848723Bashir has said himself many times that he wont fuck with people unless it's part of the challenge, he's pure nontent.
>>218848671>Off season is about keeping watch for when TJ shows up somewhere.
>>218848734Payoff?
I believe every single person to appear on or interact with Streamstars should be shot in the streets.
>>218848705He’s realised even he’s not stupid enough to get mixed in with her and now needs to find a new one because he’ll never live down trying to make a play on Emma after last season. He’s dressing it up sarcastically like he’s in on the joke but we all see it and we’ve all seen the jetstein files screenshots.
>>218848760Everyone that watched it too
Where are the freeloaders JetThe fishies don't have an antagonist in the tank
>>218848762he is literally still fucking ellie and going to move in with her in an apartment in NY or LA
>>218848697Is this his ‘hiding in plain sight’ mystery that he smugly tweeted about?
>>218848772Jet rejected all the applications because they weren't up to his sexpest standards
Boingoboppers, how we feeling about today? Will the twins be able to psychically connect with Neptune to save Jet in time? Will we get more Bongo farts? Will Boingo eat something other than pizza today?
How come noone is making clips this season? Noone cares enough?
>>218848772working on it full reset is making things a bit challenging for them I believe
>>218848752Which fish proactively made content. Vickie throwing water on someone for the 50th time doesn't feel like content to me. I don't think any fish has ever met the standards these threads pretend to have.
>>218848743>stateme..a-ack!
>>218848794Nothing has happened. Even the "chad" character James Drake just lays around most days doing nothing but picking up trash
Drake is too good for this show
>>218848769I count those as people who interacted with it.
>>218848785Jet why are you still awake?
>>218848692erm Klaus and benleaks were mentioned on season 5 they're cannon now chat https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774250232374973.webm
>>218848762>>218848791Ellie is literally still living with him. Fucking absurd. Don't give girls the right to vote till they're like 29, holy shit.
>>218848798Vicky caused the whole house to melt down with one simple trick
>>218848723Vicky had aura and was good in front of the camera, but she was too crazy to be there.
>>218848791None of the girls that would apply to be a freeloader on this show would be an antagonist to anyone other than the viewers sanity.
KRATOM MOG DANCE KRATOM MOG DANCE KRATOM MOG DANCE KRATOM MOG DANCE
>>218848798Bingo drives the contentBongo drives the simps
>>218848785Seems like a retarded idea considering the fishtank well is running drier and drier and his own streams are a dead end considering he could barely break 300 viewers at the height of his popularity when Sam wasn't around.
what does landon love doing?
why are some of the cameras just dead with only audio?
>>218848820She caused herself to meltdown by doing that. She couldnt handle a confrontation from JD of all people
>>218848828This is probably true, I don't know why they aren't asking for applications from POS guys who are willing to be assholes to everyone
>>218848820And everyone's still mad Bashir cracked some trees. At least they had to actually turn on him instead of him just walking out of a door after.
Bashir wanted to leave again after he came back.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774273977694407.mp4Why are fans of the show like this.
>>218848820foul
>>218848772He said they were reviewing all 200 plus of them last night
>>218848820>caused the whole house to melt down>just JD>everyone else was faking outrage>"I DIDN'T DO IT I DONT KNOW WHO DID IT! IT WAS THE TWINS! YOU BEAT WOMEN AND MANHANDLE WOMEN JUST STOP!!!!"
Jet GoodsonEleanor GoodsonVictoria GoodsonI believe Jet deserves two wives.
>>218848626>drowns to death every night
>>218848772It's been four FUCKING seasons and he still has no one on standby, no one ready in the rafters, not even a plan. It's too retarded to even comprehend.
>>218848785Do you really think Mr Morality is above shipping out some 19 year old orbiter that he can load up with drugs after the show whilst he tells Ellie>uhhh yeah, we’re still working on clean-up, I’ll be home in uhhh like another week
>>218848838Extraterrestrial entities don't count as people or fish.
The best thing about sk*ll is that one day his obsessive mentally ill stalking might get him lawfully shot by one of his victims
>>218848861>when the monkey paw curls
What were Ben and Jet high off last night?
>>218848840He is a delusional retardhe literally said he's going to "do IRL streams [after season 5] and stack bank" to save up his necessary "10m[illion dollar budget]" for the FISH CITY he's going to make in a wearhouse like fucking Synecdoche, NY (except he reference Truman Show because he's a low IQ idiot)
>>218848861why does Ben's vape look like a fisher price toy?
>>218848881Probably chugged the rest of Vicky's kratom
>>218848806JD getting kratom piss mogged in retaliation was good
>>218848861very dissapointing
>>218848878Calm down, Jet. Nobody is scared of you.
>>218848723Vicky content-putting her used pad in JD's suitcase-whining about men-not showering-...
the lack of simps this season is disturbing
>>218848868Personally I was melting down. Getting me to hate her as much as I did is content.
>>218848846I think she was planning to leave all day and wanted to make a big exitShe had to get talked out of leaving by Jet and Ben in the market right before the eliminationShe was fake drinking mostly, playing a dumb character for the camera.She just HAPPENED to have her bags with her right by the door? Nah she planned that shit.
so after that meltdown from the twins landon has pretty much been cemented as a winner of season 5, fuck my life.hopefully people realize that hes actually boring as fuck
I am in love with Schmitty Winkleson
>>218848752>>218848798Bashir said it on multiple occasions he want it to be a bit smarter/different game than le heckin milk and mustard on your head, bed or clothes ketchup in your bag and bed for 5 seasons straight is lame as shit
>>218848882>50 contestants>10m budget>one yearhe is so delusional if he thinks people won't walk off after a week of getting boring challenges
>>218848861It makes sense from his point of view because let's be real, Jet did not think it through very well and probably immediately called Bashir back when Vickey walked out and immediately put him on the show.Once it started to sink in that he's kind of in a fucked position and everyone's butthurt he got a second chance he started to feel bad about getting to be a fish again. He's cool about it now Ben and Jet told him it's fine and to stop overthinking it.
This might be the most boring Fishtank cast of all time. Some of them are fascinating, but they are all fucking boring.
>>218848899Drake is winning
>>218848899He was nontent yesterday
>>218848887Because he’s irony poisoned and thinks it’s funny that he wears a suit whilst carrying around a chunky pacifier
>>218848899He's only good when drunk, and they specifically are taking away alcohol at night now so they don't have to "deal" with drunk Landon. Pathetic.
>>218848861Because he came back because he likes the show, and then realises the wiggers are retarded and haven't really planned beyond "the audience liked him and we shouldn't have kicked him off, so let's bring him back".I think it'll be pretty difficult for him to do anything else on the show, I'm hoping the fish band together to kick JD off instead because he's an annoying faggot and Bashir can just keep showing off new gay outfits every day. I was impressed he wore fucking hakama all day and didn't at least take off the coat, that room was probably a fucking furnace by the end.
>>218848844cleaning it up
Jet Neptune dies in 22 days
>>218848898Is this Vicky
wn2b talking about ellie
>>218848910He is mentally insane levels of delusion if he thinks he is going to make 10 million in FIVE YEARS let alone one by streaming to at most 250 people. He'd struggle to even make that much even if he had a fucking Stake deal on Kick from Eddie.
>>218848898She's not that intelligent. She had her bags cause she figured JD would take a shit in them once he saw the period pad and just left before he could do anything
>>218848918No one has chaotic energy right now, that's the main issueNo shit stirrers, no drama queensThat's why freeloaders are important
>>218848908He has to actually do something though, just saying you're above throwing shit around doesn't mean anything.
>Twins prove their autism by throwing a tantrum>NOOOOOOO THIS IS BAD ACTUALLY THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO JUST WALK AROUND AND TALK TO THE CAMERA
>>218848942yes
Where can i watch episode 2 of S3? I'm not paying for a season pass
>>218848820a fucking grinch
9am Drake already cleaned the house and the stupid wiggers still sleeping
>>218848918They need to bring Bashir outfits he wouldnt be afraid to get dirty. He's nontent because he doesnt want to risk fucking up his drip.
spenny from kenny vs spenny as a freeloader
>>218848861He wanted to be a legend like cole but now hes just a dumb fish
>>218848956when did they "throw a tantrum"? I fell asleep super early last night
I just went to a business meeting in a high rise restaurant and nobody knew I had the PTZ cam running in my pocket zoomed in on two of God's most precious creations sleeping together on a couch.
>>218848933>to kick JD off instead because he's an annoying faggotJD stox are risinghttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774274470489942.mp4
>>218848958Search gofile on 4plebs
>>218848966Noooo why arent they providing content at 10am est on a monday
>>218848948>He'd struggle to even make that much even if he had a fucking Stake deal on Kick from Eddie.Considering how low IQ he is he'd probably develop a gambling addiction as well and end up with negative money in 5 years, which would be really funny.
>>218848968Why the fuck would you bring outfits you're that precious about to fishtank
>>218848570nigger shut up, no one agrees with you because you're retarded. Stop baking. In fact--stop posting.
>>218848508You're gregnant nigga
Have you ever met any Fish/Freeloaders/Crew? I've met Jet at parties a couple times and I once went to a club where Bex was DJing, she put on a good set
anyone got links for s3 ep 2 and 3??
>>218848882Let him do it. He’s gonna be crushed when he realises most viewers of the tank are, surprisingly, not watching for him. Although saying that, I’m assuming they’re already sitting on a decent wedge of money as-is because they’re charging a fortune for everything and none of it seems to be being reinvested into the product. Is Sam just taking 70% of the profits or something?
>>218848976I had this shit stuck in my head all morning
>>218848958Go through the threads from last night there was a gofile link, I aint posting it tho
>>218848968Bashir is not interested in throwing shit on people, and his spergout yesterday on the twins because they got so upset with him over pizza while he was trying to defuse the situation made that pretty obvious. He's not going to mess with anyone unless they mess with him first.
>>218848988To performatively aurafarm to quote Gen-z
===JAMES DRAKE UPDATE===He's being a janny AGAIN
>>218848974right after this because JD is a rapistthey started trying to kick down the door
>>218848982>>218848998some literal fucking retarded faggot already linked itgg can't wait to have to beg for a new link in a week or two from now when the new ep is out and that one is nuked
>>218848948He makes at least $800k a month when the show is going. He's reducing costs so he nets more and planning to make a new slop season every month.
>>218848968I don't think it's about the outfits. He just isn't a person to be initially hostile. Once he has cassis belli he will Jihad your shit.
>>218848974Bingo started crying and Bongo tried to stab JD with a screwdriver because JD tried to put mayonnaise in Bingo’s hair. They also had a full freakout because they weren’t allowed in the gaming room.
>>218848570It's a retarded ideaFuck off
>>218849006He does it every morning, after this he's going to go up and workout in the jungle room with his bag. He's a creature of habit.
>>218848974because they weren't allowed into the game room. It was odd honestly, probably stemmed from some weird childhood trauma shit, had kids locked out of the parents bedroom because they're trying to have sex vibe.
I think it's unironically over, I don't see the twins winning this anymore and they will try to force that retarded nontent of the janitor imbecile Landon to win. What the actual fucking fuck,even JD is more entertaining than this retarded fucking janitor.
>>218848894KratomPissMogged!
>>218848976I just noticed Bingo curled up on the floor like a dog at her sisters feet.
>>218849016>He makes at least $800k a month when the show is going.
>>218849009JD eliciting the best Twins content... hmmm... nah, let's try to convince them Jet is an alien
>>218848612She is a follower, she needs someone to order her around to do something
Why is JD even denying he's gay?
>>218848948>>218849016As seen, he isn't even doing Fishbucks anymore. Greedy toad fuck.
>>218849031Drake is winning, how do people not understand this
>>218848996I'm pretty sure he knows that. If I'm not mistaken they bought a camper van to stream "Fishtank on the road" as a concept for after this season. It could make him some money.
Stop shitting on Islam. It's mean and Based-shir would never make fun of Christ.
>>218849031its not in the cards for the twinsit's not in the cards for landon to winwhat show are you watching????
Landon deserves to win after he was brutally assaulted by Jet Badson.
>>218848995go file mGLrB6
>>218848844watching intro cinematics (based)
>>218849031Hopefully Drake the snake will take out Landon. I get why he went for Bashir, but now that Landon seems to be running away with it, claiming you're kicking JD, getting everyone on board, and then using the bullet to take out Landon is the best move. He's been setting up the chicks to kick either JD or Bashir.
tts is on
I'm JDI'm gay
The twins are finally awaking from their slumber! Bingo wants to pee but Bongo doesn’t want to get off the couch yet.
>>218848899What twin meltdown? The bloody mary thing?
>>218849050Nontent boring normalfag wins because its a gay show for gay viewers to attach to their self-insert chad, makes sense to me
>>218849053this
>>218848612her simps are all on kfthey are saying she is content because she manipulated vicky into pouring water on JDeven though she is Payton tier levels of nontent
we didn't know how good we had it </3
>>218849050>>218849054>>218849063Whatever, as long as Landon doesn't win I'm fine. I don't understand why people are fellating that nontent boring faggot janitor so much. Hes literally beyond boring.
>>218849053He's Belittling Christ every time he talks about "Muhammad actually respected Jesus" like it means something to be respected by some shitskin pedo.
We on bar PTZ
>>218849069I love boysAll day
>>218849079what the fuck were they thinking when they casted charity
>>218849009>>218849018jesus christ the way she recoils and yells and shrinks down and covers up the moment he goes for her headis this rape trauma? like "hand on head forcing oral sex" rape trauma?also>Bongo wasn't kidding when she mused "we don't have our shank... but we'll get through it" and has already tried to prisonshank someone now
>>218849083This show belittles Christ with the performative bullshit. If you actually cared you wouldn't be here.
>>218849036Jet chained them together
>>218849089>>218849069Oliver gay mogs
>>218849083Muhammad wasn't a pedo he was forced to marry that 6 year old and fuck her at 9
Her name is Jackie now?
>>218849081They must be catching him when he's drunk, sober he's complete nontent
God Jet is such a loser with 5 seasons of his original ip that is creatively fulfilling and makes millions doing fun stuff with his friends and fucking hot women. He should be more like me. Fat guy who seethes on 4chan
>>218849102Same for basneed
>>218849004Yeah he’s a pussy but I'm more interested in how he acts when he's pushed to the limit than anyone else.
>>218848976JD marks the death of fishtank
>>218849053This is how the Goths lost Spain and normoids lost Iran.
>>218849096probably
Production is only running bits for the twins and landon when they have a white Syrian muslim, chad actor, tech faggot, and Dominatrix. Dress Bashir like the Iranian Imam and implement shariah law for a day, forcing the girls to wear full burka and fining them for showing ankle. Have James Drake act out famous moments in fishtank history with minor creative direction. Give Anissa her dominatrix outfit and let her demonstrate on JD or Emma. They are doing absolutely nothing with these people.
>>218848952>>218848898I think it was a mix of things. She definitely did think about leaving, but I don’t think she was going to in that moment. She was fascinating to watch because she’s shoot delusional, a genuine simpleton, fundamentally misunderstands what’s happening most of the time, has a victim complex, is unaware when she’s the butt of the joke and yet she has one of the most legitimately impressive abilities to turn on a convincing gaslight faster than anyone I’ve ever seen. Complete conviction in herself. I think in that moment she got hit with the reality that she’d gone too far, knew she was fucked and decided to quit on her own terms and make a show of it (it likely wasn’t as cool as she thought it would be). She’s just a genuine retard.
>>218849103excellentI hope they clothesline somebody with it
>>218849053>haha lets destroy some book, it will be le funny and piss some people>no reaction? ughh, whatever>haha lets destroy their temple of gaming, it will be le funny>we failed and those actually were computers? ughh, whatever, forget about itwomen are barbaric
Antara is coming back today
>>218849053got is fake
>>218849107Oliver gay was actually funny
>>218849096I have only ever seen autistic women that were molested act this way, so probably
>>218849096No it's not about the touch, it's about getting shit in her hair. She's been touched on the head before, she freaked out this time because JD was trying to wipe the shit on his shirt off onto her.
>>218849113ahh this anon might be right, makes sense
bingo and bongo bathroom time
>>218849083>Belittling ChristBuddy you are watching a show where racist incels jack off to women throwing piss on each other
>>218849124>Give Anissa her dominatrix outfit and let her demonstrate on JD or Emma.No.Let her demonstrate on Landon.
how much fiberglass dust do you guys think is in the jungle room from the broken head
jet was banking on the computer room bit being funny but you could tell no one was feeling it and it sucked all the energy out of the whole day
>>218848994Someone in one of the threads the other day said they met Jet and he’s got the softest body of anyone they’ve ever met and likened him to a slug. I honestly have not stopped laughing since.
Which historical figure would you add into the tank to spice things up? I'd add in Alaric The Goth
>>218849124Reddit idea with reddit spacing
>>218849103Bongo is a bad woman for not allowing her clearly tired sister to go to sleep and forcing her to sleep on the ground while she smokes with gay guys.
>>218849072JD acted as if he was going to pour mayo onto bingos head, she freaked out and screamed "I HAVE A SCALP CONDITION" and had a mini breakdown. That's all that happened, and it was bingo who initiated breaking down the door the other girls just wanted to sleep all day
>>218849096She has scalp issues, she's constantly scratching
emma is content, i don't care what anyone says
>>218849116Jet might be a little tarded, but he's one of us.
>>218849141Christlarpers are spiritually equivalent to reddit atheists. Jerk off to anime and watch haram shit while saying Christ is King once in a while
>>218849153Oh nevermind then. Let them continue sitting on the couch reacting to your epic poggers tts about eating black ass through jorts
jd is the least popular on the site but slowly becoming the top guy on /ftl/ hm interesting
>>218849016And yet the amount of time he’s on record going>uhh, yeah I don’t even care about money
>>218848899yeah the landon glazing is so overdone, i do like that he isn't afraid to fuck with production but he's such a weak faggot he won't do anything
>>218849171/ftl/ opinions do not match the opinions of everyone else
>>218849168brown hands typed this
>>218849116jet got you boypregnant
>>218849124send big shadia in, in burka, shadia is arabic name, and her body in tight islamic clothes would scream "i am mena"
>>218849117He's got the same religious retardation as Jon. The difference between them and you is that they are admittedly retarded while you haven't figured it out yet.
This Bingo "scalp condition" is a really big weakness on a show where they make girls shave their head and dump icky nasty things on their heads.The only thing dissuading people from exploiting it is:1. pity/empathy2. the threat of Bongo unironically and legitimately fashioning a weapon and stabbing them to death
Twins need a new character arc. They’re kinda boring. Good fish like TJ and Burt were always reinventing themselves and getting new plots for themselves.
>>218849153Also that isnt reddit spacing you fucking retard. ThisIs RedditSpacing
It's insane that these retards are willing to pay to put their ugly faces on this screen. What's the purpose?
>>218849141>>218849168>>218849172Trannies are the dumbest creatures in all history.
FEED BINGO
>>218849168Jew are brown
>>218849182this is the polish guy
>>218849186shaved heads when?
>>218848918I think if they had a couple freeloaders to rally against they'd do well
>>218848994i was in rhode island and saw jet neptune at a peets coffee in providence, i thought i'd impress him with a joke so i walked up behind him and said " you call yourself neptune but i think Ur anus ". i expected at least a nod but he just put his hands up as if i put a gun to his back or something and he said loudly '' you did not just say that corny ass shit to me dawg '' and started speaking like a wigger, despite him ordering the gayest girliest coffee i've ever heard of in my life. this literal who Y2K dancing baby gif looking as bitch tried way too hard to embarrass me in front of the girls who were there, with his fucked up paranorman ass eyebrows, and ever since it just left me sour to his entire way of running things, the dude wouldn't know humor if it kicked his tiny dolphin teeth in, which i really felt like doing, but i didn't feel like causing a scene for picking on this 5'4" midget. took some voodoo chips and told them to put it on his mini-me ass tab to get back at him, but they told me it didnt work like that and made me put them back. that kingpin if he had cancer ass wigger was definitely worried for a minute though when he thought they were going to charge him for them. made him look real broke, what a piece of shit
twins have constantly been saying>I AM GOING TO KILL YOU>say you are kidding>yea just kiddingwhat are the chances they stab JD?
Bam's okay but it just doesn't feel like FishTV without Alex Primestein as the host...
>>218849186>Shaved heads without Samok buddy
>>218849189>good fish like tj
>>218849205When Sam arrives an puts Jet in his place.
>>218849190No it isn’t nufag
>>218849205hopefully never, I don't want Bingo and Bongo to shave their Amelie haircuts
>>218849171Few are saying this
>>218849202stop namedoxxing people. okay? it is not cool
>>218849189People retroactively remember TJ as being more engaging than he actually was. He was a spastic faggot for 90% of fishtank just sitting there doing nothing having to be coached into action. They had to push him into the "heroes journey" plot. He did not arrive there naturally
>>218849096That is a genuine PTSD trauma reaction. Also very odd how she couldn’t handle not being able to see all the rooms in the house, but that’s probably just autism.
>>218848929"deal" is a really strong word for interacting with a guy who conscientiously asks the price of a camera before making a move to fuck with it and does nothing because he didn't get an answer
>>218849124that would get in the way of jets plans to introduce bingo and bongo into the bloodgames universe with xavier
>>218849168It's really funny this post got seethers because it could only offend someone it applied to. Real Christians would agree with it.
guys what if the mid season reveal is that sam comes in, has a boxing match with bam that causes him to relapse and hell house truly begins
Who's going to stop some real schizo in the future who starts attacking people on the show? Jet?
>>218849198Christianity is when anti Semitic and say "Christ is king" sometimes
>>218849219Primesteen contracted a case of podcastbrain and hasn't been funny for ages now
>>218849238She's just in love with James Drake, she was fine the moment he came out to talk with her, then freaked out when he went back in.
>>218849217is jet really 5’4
Guy who makes an account on ppv
>>218849200many are saying this
>>218849116Hi Ellie, please don’t feel the need to defend the slugman to make yourself feel better about your life choices. You’re mentally stunted and don’t know any better.
>>218849153>>218849190>>218849229The spacing in >>218849124 IS actually what is commonly called "reddit spacing" but "reddit spacing" is a fucking newfag retard tourist term, I have screenshots of 4chan from fucking 2006 that I took myself that has people double-spacing their posts like that. "Redditspacing" as a term is some shit from fucking tryhard 2012 faggots.
How tall is Drake?
>>218849229Yes it is dumbass. Putting a line between discreet thoughts to make it easier to read it not reddit spacing. Reddit spacing was used for emphasis like a faggot redditor trying to lecture with assumed authority
>>218849217you sound like a fishtank male
Nawimjushkiddin
>>218849116>implying jet is not fat
>>218849238Honestly I think she was just bored, she was the only one to consider that the challenge was for the girls to break in, Emma and Anissa laid around in the dorm for 3 hours, Bongo said not to trust TTS because it's bullshit but Bingo persevered and the others eventually tagged along
>>218849179>>218849201All abrahamic religions are brown. You're spiritually brown if you follow any of them.
>>218849238>very odd how she couldn’t handle not being able to see all the rooms in the housethat is just autism
if James Drake started kicking the fuck out of the hardwood and destroying everything, there would be nothing anyone could do about it
>>218848994Hey jet
You now remember when fish would chat to the cameras
>>218849254The fact it's all on film puts most people off. Eventually they will bring on an actual retard who just stabs someone over nothing and then the show is over for good.
>>218849254Vance
>>218849237He was only proactive when he was drunk. Drunk TJ was a force. Only fish to sexually assault Sam Hyde.
>>218849198Christianity is when you act in ways that defile the name of christ but then say "Christ is King" so that other mentally disabled fuentards clap
These bitches walking into a room and immediately leaving it again is driving me insane
>>218849293Vicky and the Twins do that
>>218849189>tj & burt fagNeck yourself asap
>>218849262No
>>218849302I like how him hugging Sam Hyde was the craziest thing you could come up with
Guy who has a melty over jet neptune on 4chan
>>218849289Maejok would kick his ass. He’s bad ass didn’t you know?
>>218849116Good morning Jet! Get to the PC and start directing
>>218849124You, much like I, cannot conceive of how the wiggers can’t come up with simple concepts. The truth is that Sam was clearly doing far more for idea generation than we all thought. Outside of Ben, Jet is now surrounded by Yes Men/Yes FtMs. It’s not an atmosphere that nurtures any truly creative decision making.
bring on jimmy and have him kill emma
>>218849285The problem is they needed production to tell them they could do it. The lead up to them trying to break the door down was fucking awful, they were all just hassling JD and pouring shit on him as if that would somehow get them into the room. Just infantile.
>>218849255Why do anti-life trannies always pretend to be an authority on what Christianity is?
>>218849332rape*
>>218849319Ok bro
>>218849301>yeah uhhh stop uhhh doing that...
people ITT actually confused why the girls wanted to break into the gaming room, they gave the girls some bullshit science fair challenge for 3 hours while they complained how bored they were, luckily bingo and bongo understood they're there to make content
Bring on Frank and have him rape Bongo
>>218849341BAM RAPED MARKY
>>218849322We take this show too seriously and debate for hours on which autistic cast was the best one, even though they were all the same Jet probably does the same thing in his own head
>>218849330I want her to crush my head like a watermelon between those big fat thighs
>>218849331They should put Mints in charge
>>218849341reminds me of a certain girl...
>>218849330I love extra thicc trish bursting out of clothes that used to fit her.
>>218849359>rape
>>218849319The post that killed the S2 /bant/troons
suicide note or good-bye letter?
punch enemies through their gut
Frank fucking Bingo but ignoring Bongo would be funny I think
if james drake did X, no one could stop him, unfortunately drake only does Y which is nothing.
Now that the vibe repair day has came and went, surely tonight will be "KINO"!
>>218849349lol did you think we just randomly woke up anti-Christian after years of being regular atheists. A large portion of us grew up heavily in the church, sperg
>>218849378any reason to have his bag other than to leave? there don't seem to be any hostilities going on
>>218849237>is a soft spoken gay little spastic faggot for 90% of the show>does virtually nothing but act spastic 90% of the time>gets forced into a gay "hero's journey" plot and astroturfed>gets given a paid fake simpable girlfriend who is mandated by production to be is girlfriend>gets given $50,000 by production>is shilled as some cool guy by retarded gullible faggot TJ fanboys when literally everything he "is" was given to him by production because they fucked up the season and had to asspull some narrative>oh and also he IS lubecooch, the only people who suggest he isn't are shillsalso typing this I realized holy fuck S2 is responsible for most of the worst aspects of the fanbase: Jimmyfags, Tayleigh fags, TJ fags... hell, even Colefags (the guy unironically watches Blacked)
>>218849378How fucked would production be if James Drake walkedWhy are the fish not acclimating to this tank?Is it the water?
bill ottman chaining a trans prostitute in his basement and keeping him there for years while constantly raping his ass and mouth until finally shaving his knees and elbows with a cheese grater before smashing his skull in with a hammer and throwing his flaming corpse down a ravine.
>Wake up>Play with bugs
>>218849375I liked TJ at the time because of how bad the cast was, but the seasons after have shown that there have been far better and funnier people on the show
>>218849387bam carries ricky upstairs
>>218849330mommy
>>218849331It's really tragic how good the show could be if someone with an IQ higher than 90 was in the basement in Jet's ear
>>218849358But twins stox dropped :/
>>218849254Nobody stopped jimmy
>>218849392>t. prot
James is LEAVINGBashir is LEAVINGEveryone is LEAVING
>so uhhh we are bringing back the dogs to repair the vibes from yesterday
>>218849335I have a theory that production are purposely telling people to not break shit and follow the rules to see how long it takes for them to just say fuck it and start taking over, during the drunk POS challenge the boys robbed the store and nothing came of it, then Vance hinted they can't break the door but they did it anyway and they were rewarded, James broke the door off its hinges and nothing came of it. They just need to realise what show they're on
>>218849399What’s wrong with watching blacked?
No fish ever does anything on this show. Every single fish is held up to standards that never existed to anyone just to be mad and shit post.Is it just because saying Jet Neptune sucks and is retarded gets old so we have to insult other things?
>>218849392>the church>referring to retard burger horseshitJust fuck off you subhuman freaks.
>>218849399do you ironically watch blacked or something
how do you even sleep +8 hours?
James Drake got one taste of CoD again on the 360 and decided he had to write his exit speech and go home to game
>>218849392>son, you can't eat cookies every day or you'll get fat>FUCK YOU MOM I HATE YOUthis is you.
>>218849417no jet is actually serious, he kept using the speakers during drunk pos to tell fish to stop breaking something
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774275784058872.mp4
>uhh james u cant leave were bringin your ex-wife as a freeloader its gonna be content please stay
I kinda like the thin twin does she really have HIV the virus that causes AIDs or was that just a meme?
>>218849219Fun fact about him, he was actually lab grown in the same facility they made Charlie Kirk. Tucker Carlson was an earlier model before they’d really refined the formula.
>>218849418you're gay if you watch porn with penises
>>218849417Last season jet got really mad at daniel for putting a whole in the wall. I think he is being serious when he says to not destroy things
>>218849455real bad mom had it
>>218849404MY SCALP MY SCALP
>>218849446You just don't wake up
>>218849446exhaustion
>>218849455they told jet that they don't have HIV in confessional
Making the twins shower together is one of the more fucked up things Jet has ever done.
>>218849417The reality is that production really doesn't want people to break shit, remember how scared they got when Bashir threatened to drop the log off the balcony? They'll just forgive you if it's funny and not too expensive to fix.
>>218849410true, also no idea why landons stock pumped overnight
>>218849467so shes genuinely bugged up? that shit sucks man
>>218849446I could easily until I hit about 21, then it gradually became fewer hours until now at 35 I regularly sleep only about 4 or 5 hours, it actually sucks I wish I could sleep longer but I have crazy insomnia.
>Charleston White was on Druski's reality showhttps://youtube.com/shorts/lUcA1aG3Fjkhttps://youtube.com/shorts/4cAlV7izA3kReminded me of S2. He was such a good freeloader.
>>218849398good eye>james is leavingjetbros, we are worried
>>218849319My favorite TJ moment is when letty told him>you're just a monkeyon powtank
>>218849468Doesn't have the same bite as MY PANTIES
uhhhhh if drake walks....
>>218848450faggotunironically
>>218849472okay based
JD is a TLP
The season 2 house got destroyed and it wasn't even all that funnyBut it's funny to see the house turn into a bit of a mess, I just wish we didn't have to watch them clean
>>218849477Well in defense of that specific action, breaking a hole in the floor of the big central room they use for everything is kind of a big issue. More than knocking a door out or breaking some drywall.
>>218849487jap dick
>>218849446stop eating anything but some pizza once a day and then drink, you won't want to wake up, not sure what bashir's excuse is
>>218849499JD victory.
This show is just like Big Brother except you can't hear any conversations over the TTS spamming slurs and unfunny copypasta. I'm gonna tell everyone ik about this
Jet went to sleep 2 hours ago. Vance and Cody are the new Vance and Josie in s2 with the morning shift
>>218849448My parents were evangelical third worlders who only owned the Bible growing up. I went to church 4 times a week (Thursday-Sunday) for about an hour and thirty each day starting when I was around 6 weeks old. I was forced to read the Bible every night and as punishment. I wasn’t allowed to read shit like Harry Potter, watch shit like Pokémon, or celebrate Halloween or Easter because they were demonic. But yeah ok anon, surely there is no reason to criticize your desert religion, surely it’s more valid than the other desert religions.
James Drake is NOT leaving! He said he’s not a quitter!
this has been deep thoughts with @wigger
>I never quit anything in my whole life crisis averted
Vance got fatter and worse at his job
>I'm not gonna quit. I don't think I've quit anything in my whole life.HE'S NOT LEAVING
Jet we need some hot girls.
>>218849508The timelapses of the destruction were kino
>>218849535>then I'd fuck him
>>218849298>Eventually they will bring on an actual retard who just stabs someone... and then the show is over for goodsee >>218849009 in which an autistic girl who is protective of her sister and who has previously stated (but was totally just kidding) she has frequent intrusive thoughts about killing "anything and anyone, any living thin with organs" and mentioned how regretful it is that they "don't have a shank, but will make it through without one" forcefully shoves a guy while holding a screwdriverand it's only day 9 or whateverthe Fish you mentioned who will get the entire show shut down by inevitably attempting to stab someone to death is in the tank RIGHT NOWI can't waitthings are going to get heated and someone is going to fuck with Bingo too hard and Bongo is going to come in hot and give someone like 6 new holes on their body with a screwdriver or butter knife or pencil or sharpened toothbrush or somethingshow ends and Bloodsplattered Bongo becomes a Columbiner/Nevada-tan figure
how jet can salvage this?its easy!pay the contestants like 25-50 per dayput 12+ fish input a joci on
>>218849398He's bored. The wiggers have nothing for him to do.
>>218849536He literally pulls his bag out every morning for his workout routine, I swear to god it's like you faggots don't even watch early morning Drake.
>>218849499nah he's just writing the next great hallmark gay christmas meet cute with he and JD as co-stars
>>218849349Because why the fuck would you listen to someone that doesn't practice what he preaches?
>>218849539>I'm not gonna quit. I don't think I've quit anything in my whole life.Says the guy who was literally weepy eyed at muh rules, threatening to walk lol
>>218849509The door shit looks dramatic but its literally a $70 repair. Same with wall holes
>>218849531You're exactly who he said you are.
>>218849531>I couldn't watch shitty pop culture cartoons as a kid so I hate my parents and Godlol atheists really are just angsty teenagers aren't they
>>218849535he really is just a boring grifter these days
>>218849554I don't nigger just having coffee before officecuck shit
Unironically would Jimmy have physically assaulted Taylor if Sam wasn’t there?
>>218849392I'm an atheist and was raised catholic, went to catholic school, and I'm not "anti-christian." You need to leave that behind by the time you're 16 man.
>>218849554Why would people unironically watch Drake lmao
>>218849549They are edgy scene kids who like shit like Invader Zim, at most they could accidentally fall on someone with a screwdriver, they're not going to actually stab anyone.
Now that there is time to ask, when Jet was talking to James Drake the night Bashir came back to the show he had Vance talk about his time on season 1. Jet asked Vance to describe a time when he felt like he was dealt a rigged challenge or whatever. My question is did Vance actually say anything or was it just a bunch of yeah and half said sentences? It kept crashing for me but Idk if anyone else was able to watch it.
>>218849535Podcastbrain claims another victim. Sad!
What cam are we watching
>>218849563Idk you guys mald the second anyone criticizes your jew based religion or at the very concept of two fags kissing
>>218849238They were abused as children, its public info. Yes it is ptsd.
>>218849403bill ottman jerks off with a condom on he ain't doing none of that shit
>>218849554Spoilers: the majority of these people don't actually watch this show. They either just read the thread for something to be angry or speculate to be angry about OR they are mentally incapable of processing anything they see and jump to insane conclusions constantly because of it.The vast majority of people feel slightly above functionally retarded.
>>218849301Fat white guy in a durag? Really?
The problem with Jet is that he has to hire people who are beneath him, because someone with charisma or skills could easily outshine him, or just get a better job.Which is how we end up with guys like Mints.
>>218849575Jimmy never actually did harm to anyone.
>>218849400he literally saw a contestant eliminated as the rules of the elimination called for and then just... brought back.
>>218849577Nobody else fucking wakes up in the morning, what else am I meant to watch? The twins mumbling in the room with the worst mic setup, and then walking room to room aimlessly?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omar_Imady
>>218849531>I don’t hate religion just because of mommy and daddy forcing me to go to church. >reasons stated are just mommy and daddy made me go to church and not read Harry PotterNigger
>>218849549Bongo killing someone would be Kino as fuck tho.>>218849578>They are edgy scene kids who like shit like Invader ZimSo basically what most shooters are?
>>218849575he did technically
>>218849579Yeah
Trish got fatHot
>>218849399Reminder that LITERALLY every time TJ """took initiative""" he only did so after 15+ minutes of prod/TTS telling him exactly what to do. TJfags are the most mentally challenged individuals on the planet.
>>218849575yes
>>218849579idk if vance or jet brought it up but the challenge where they had to hold the chair above their head and vance had a weight put on his leg was brought up
>>218849598very true
>>218849576I’m an adult foid
>>218849579it was the challenge where they tied dumbbells to Vance's legs, so he would lose to Josie
>>218849558Generally nobody you criticize preaches any of the braindead shit you pretend they do. They're not practicing the braindead burger shit you preach while you ignore their actual perspectives completely. You're a bigot.
testooooooooooooxoooooooooooo
FUCK THE KITCHEN
>>218849604I just listen to the Market cam because the contestants are boring as fuck
I have enjoyed no-lifing this show, gonna enjoy it before the inevitable fishtank fatigue sets in
>Dominatrix in the tank>Dont do anything that uses it>Actor in the tank>Dont do anything that uses it>Muslim in the tank>Dont do anything that uses it >Most pranks were played on a 50 year old freeloader >Host stays approximately 10 minutes a day, if that
>>218849606My point is that I know a great deal about the religion, more than the standard podcast retard
>>218849613That’s old she’s skinny again now
>>218849624>>218849618Thanks for the replies lads.
>>218849560Yep. A floor hole would be a whole magnitude different. It would only be financial worth it if it took at least one wigger out with it. Preferably Jet or Mints.
>>218849641I like how Emma NEVER gets a mention
>>218849633Anybody have a clip of this?
>>218849578Remember that guy who shot up a grocery store because of Danny Phantom? That’s Bingo
>>218849585PTZ
WHAT WAS VANCE SAYING as he walked through i didn't have the audio up
alright time for these wiggers to start pressing this faggot James Drake
>>218849622Embarrassing
>>218849613trish inching closer to her final form
Emma is cuter with wet shower hair
>>218849643You don't know anything about anything. You're braindead.
>>218849655I don’t know who that is.
>>218849629shit
>>218849655she is content
actually hate this bit where everything Jet does or says is masked in this sarcastic half-lie like he's got some mega shit planned up his sleeve, 30% through the show now and I bet half of the cast are considering leaving just due to sheer boredom
Shocked to learn that they are actually making Extreme Peace 2, filming this summer ..
>>218849663"yeah"
>>218849663It's Vance, it was a lot of yeahs and half sentences.
>>218849655She's a literal nobody. She has nothing going on aside from being a snake, which is boring because we already have Drake for that and he's a more interesting goof because he doesn't know the show.
>>218849656poachers are gay faggots
James Drake just said he’d chin Vance if he puked on the bed
Is it me or has Jet been inserting himself into the show way more than usual this season
Jimmy fucks dogs J- Jimmy fucks dogs Some one in this house aids Aids Aids house, COVID house
>>218849657Those videos he made prior to the shooting are crazy, he's hipfiring a shotgun at targets from 15 feet away and missing every shot.didn't he kill zero people and died or something?
>>218849682there is no way extreme peace 1 didn't flop, it was shit
>>218849674Yeah every single verse and passage I read immediately fell out my ass!
>>218849622That's even more embarrassing, you realize that right? Being anti christian or anti theist in general is as reddit as you can possibly get
>>218849575they wouldve had sex
>>218849578Bongo could absolutely stab someone. I think it's really a crazier statement to say "never" about that possibility.
new fish todayi predict atleast 5
>he's just writing a movie idea>his writing is usually pretty darkhe could write something for burt
>>218849682Was it any good at all? I watched two episodes before the effort outweighed the reward
>>218849614Producing seethe for years. I can't wait for the thread about Jet's funeral to be filled with people still angry about TJ.
>>218849682It will probably be better than ep1 they were rusty and Charls wasn’t there for all of the writing
>>218849704are you retarded? it made massive dough
>JD is a practical effects faggotOh no.
>>218849706Half of you are anti-everything, who cares
>>218849697they should bring out the gloves instead of slapping each other ffs
>>218849726lol no
>>218849622
Emma sucks so bad, she's only still there because there's 4 boys left. JD sucks as well but his bullying is somewhat meme worthy, emma has absolutely nothing going on, even TTS don't bother with her
>>218848994What parties have you seen jet at?
The best outcome for the twins is that they get eliminated week 2 before things get ramped up and they fade into relative obscurity while Bongo marries a man (me) who will help support her and love her for the rest of her life while also being a caretaker for her sister.
>>218849704They made money on it
>>218849712what's worse, the pad or burt sniffing franks shoe?
>>218849655>Barista>Dating someone>Scraped knee>She makes the DreamWorks face sometimes...Even I cannot come up with a source of content there. She really is a generational nontent powerhouse
>>218848575no, they're full of weird stalkers and simps
>>218849752>things get ramped up
Im watching the fishtank s3 edits. They aren't that bad, I feel like the hate is being overblown. I don't know how many episodes its going to be, but I'm imagining someone watching this who has no idea what fishtank is and seeing where the season ends with how it started.It does feel more like a youtube vlog though, could be cut a lot more to feel like real TV, take some notes from Big Brother.
>>218849704>things only make money when they're goodinteresting theory
>>218849748Wrong third world region but I would give anything to be able to be a Black Israelite
>>218849698He’s on ozempic and got a mullet, gotta show off that sexy bod and a fresh cut. This is his show after all!
>they’re /tv/ posting
>>218849682Seethe Fagdon imbecile, seethe.
>>218849752>he thinks things are getting ramped up
>>218849717Not likely jet still had to go through them last night but he got high with ben instead
>>218849698because there's no Sam, he has to be the host now, Bam is barely around and even when he is he needs constant direction from production or he's gushing over some boomer shit like being in awe of a white muslim or being wholesome chungus to the girls
>>218849744What does this even mean you esl nig
>>218849704sam said on his podcast that they made a million from subs in the first couple of weeks>>218849726I think it was pretty bad, out of date poorly written political humor, not what WP was about. The Chinaman future tech sketch was terrible for example
>>218849773>>218849784It has to happen right? We’re not getting an entire vibe repair season, right?
Bam is a waste of money
>>218849752eliminating smaack before things ramped up ruined season 3.
>no more cute girls want to apply for the show because Jet keep raping then
vance just nuked rip again kek
Is there anything fun about the market?
if you don't believe that some old fuck sitting on the clouds created everything out of nothing, your sir are freakin REDDIT
>>218849717I had a dream they introduced Freddy, but he wasn't allowed to talk or he would be kicked out for some reason
>>218849807Sam wasn't happy about that because it forced them to reveal
>>218849794I want to believe you’re smart enough to figure it out because it’s a very simply written sentence expressing a very simple meaning. Allow me to believe in you anon
It would be mad funny to get fish to leave by keeping them up all night TTS spamming nigger faggot for hours lol Trust JET y'all!
>>218849810They're getting owned this season.
Emma starts trying to talk about movies>It was terrible>Uh, I mean, it was alright it's just...
>>218849726It had a few very sparse very isolated moments.Charls' dinner date/streamer sketch.I unironically liked the prom night sketch and was laughing out loud at the final payoff.I liked Insurance Fraud Man and the Bartending (Bartending felt like classic MDE)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Th9ilfylghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOHmflWLnYwthe bumpers were excellent as alwaysbut when it was bad, it was REALLY fucking bad (daddy dom dating which they stretched out over 3 fucking episodes because Letty was sucking all their cocks)oh and the intro sequence for episode 6 is great: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1OBOkFLknw
>>218849807>eliminating
>>218849806Yeah, he's kinda disappointing as host because he has no real host vibes. Jet needs to find someone different for next season, hopefully someone with more presence.
>>218849806I just dont understand how we're a week in and not a single prank has been pulled on a contestant when you hired the viva la bam guy.
>>218849761I don't think the pad was that gross, it's not that big of a deal. Would have been worse if she took a shit in JD's stuff
>>218849825Performative fucking whore.
>>218849834yes, telling her she had an emergency call from her family knowing she would pick to get that call.and it was just her sister complaining. there was no emergency or doxing.
>>218849835At this point I don’t know why Jet doesn’t just drop the act and start hosting himself, he’s stepped into the role in every way besides title
>>218849779oh shit i'm gonna cum
Why does Landon walk like that
>>218849840He's not that guy anymore
>>218849717They aren’t even looking at the freeloader applications until tonight according to last Basement Cam. Also they won’t hire anyone from too close by. So based on wigger-time-delay and travel I don’t think we’ll see any Freeloaders until Thursday at the absolute earliest. Maybe Wednesday if JETSTEIN finds a suitable target, which you’d think for a man built like a juggalo with a monobrow would be easy but his standards far exceed his grade. He’s a real entrepreneur don’t you know.
>>218849761as a straight man i would have to say burt sniffing and licking frank's shoe was absolutely foul beyond comprehension. vicky's pad was at least a little hot
>viva la bam>except it has a 20 000 dollar a week budget
>>218849800Oddly enough that was the only sketch i found funny, the china first AI one, the version they used in the show with the filter on it felt like a real MDE sketch, they fucked up uploading the sketch onto youtube in HD without the filter, it lost it's magicI wouldn't re-watch the season, they really lost the magic that made WP so special, whether it was because Ruse was directing or Adult Swim had tighter quality control and restricted the length to 10 minutes per episode
>>218849726It had its moments. I would say like 30-40% of the runtime was enjoyable. Erick Hayden hard carried any scene he was in to be honest. Also people will definitely disagree, but I loved Sam as Steve Harvey.
>>218849850That’s enough I think. She would have called the cops on them if they didn’t do anything
>>218849840The twins awkwardly standing in the corner watching the Head prank exemplifies everything wrong with Bam as a host. He has no connection to any of the contestants and isn’t doing anything to them.
Sam really was needed at the house, it is mega gay to even say but his presence or aura just was different than productions. Its like yeah jets running the show but Sam is in charge. I do not feel that way at all with Bam and this season. You need to replace that vibe with a drill sergeant type. So far it has not been too bad but Jet and Ben are ineffective, hilighted by the drunk POS challenge
Hard to imagine how this season could have less of a "schedule"https://x.com/jetneptune_/status/2036049683827618015
>>218849853Because he'd get even more shit for it. At least he has Bam for a cover. And really, Jet would be even worse as host. He's better as the stand in for the nebulous "production". A host should be separate from that and more of a character.
>>218849853Cause they want to use Bam's fame to promote and grow the show same way they used Sam's existing fanbase. It makes sense on a business level. >>218849866He is that guy. He tarred and feathered his friend in the kitchen. All they had to do was focus that energy on Emma
>>218849579No vance didn't say anything and Jet started talking about the chair holding while walking challenge after 30 seconds
>>218849874It had too many skits extended into multiple episodes
Does anyone know if freeloader applications are US only?
>>218849578We've already seen a ptsd meltdown and they arent well socialized. i dont think its to far fetched to see a rageout but I think whoever is the recipient is gonna overpower
>>218849885I don't think this has been true since season 2, no one was scared of him after that and in season 4 he phoned it in complelty and went missing for days at a time
>>218849887>THEN I TOLD THEM I WAS AN ALIEN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHELL HOUSE
>>218849887Oh we are alrady at THAT part of the show.
>>218849825So you're telling me she's Jay from Redlettermedia?>Jay: It was terrible>Mike: I loved it>Jay: Uh, I mean, it was alright it's just...
>>218849785>>218849867i'm still holding out someone new is coming in today because production were helping clean the house last night, they baited me into staying up mega late because they had TTS disabled for like an hour while the fish waited in glassroom
>>218849867That was just for female freeloaders. He might already have male ones on the way since it's just a gay diceroll.
>Believes in an all powerful being>Believes this being wants to be worshipped, and obeyed>Ignores the fact that this being's existence would be unquestionable if these two things were trueThere are grown adults that ACTUALLY believe this shit.
>>218849889That’s true. It’s also someone a bit ethically worse when it’s the host fucking the barely legal contestants versus production
>>218849887This is extremely reddit thinking. He's up his own ass.
>>218849887hes just saying this to act like there is a structure to begin with lol this nigga aint slick
Seriously, is Jet evil?
The bumpers were the best part about EP
>>218849902They were really weird about UK and Australia during the original auditions. They think if someone from there is on the show their governments will arrest them. Idk where youre from
>>218849579>"I uh... So I might be getting the timeline incorrect, but I think it was right after the camping challenge, and I think Lance had just left... um... and there was like there was uh... Yeah I just remember like especially after Lance leaving it was... and the challenge was over there I was just like... I had no idea what to do with myself. I feel like I had... I feel like I just ran out of gas. Um... Yeah. It's not a good... I-it feels like shit and you're... you're just being watched, you're being harassed by the TTS and everything, like it just really, really wears you down... yeah. Uh, what was your question again?"
>>218849887Miss me yet?
>>218849887Planned for months, out of content in a week, nice. Was he expecting the shop to be a bigger thing? How would it be when you're giving fish 25 bucks for a challenge and they barely need to buy anything?
>>218849902They aren’t but you probably will have to pay your own flight
im now in the phase of fishtank watching every season where I dont care about watching it as much now but want to try to fix my life get my own social stuff irl and find my own bingothis happens every season
>>218849750Her forced “evil” smile when the TTS came in after the Bashir elimination was painful.
The twins getting genuinely pressed by Bashir calling their OCs demonic and telling them not to place them on the bible was funny.
>Finally get away from endless religious debates on the show due to Bashir>Now we just have them here for no reason
>>218849821No you just said something that makes no sense.>half of youWho are you referring to>are anti everythingactually means nothing
>>218849938Please come back I'll never markypost again.
>>218849887Jet really thinks he's the main character
>>218849809Idk if that was discussed here yesterday, but wasn't the setup in the alien bit again jet acknowledging the nepstein allegations? >topless>you think I got you here to compete in a reality show>don't you know why you're actually here>turn off the lightand then the twist>I am an alien I thought it was funny
nice website
>>218849885Yes, this season is really missing an unfunny unc blowing snot everywhere.
>>218849909yeah I guess thats a fair point. I keep on forgetting about s4 so my frame of reference is season one to three. But you make a great point.
>>218849929Hack_Blasterd was good and heroic.Jet Neptune is evil and nihilistic.Few will realize the truth.
>>218849925Yall niggas love shoehorning "Reddit" into your posts for no reason
guy who still gets mad at jet tweets
Would anyone notice if Emma just disappeared?
>>218849968ppv pussy came crawling
>>218849992Who?
>>218849974To be fair who is playing that tole this season? No one. That is part of fishtanks DNA
>>218849956Religious people and the people in hereYou hear about a fag or a tranny or a Black person and you start foaming at the mouth
>>218849937not work safe image on work safe board
>Finally understand the twins>They're discussing their OC's
>>218849705>my braindead burger parents told me Christians can't read harry potter therefore that is ChristianityYou're just a fucking idiot, a transparent tranny stereotype with nothing to say about any subject. You'll defend Bashir for his personal interpretations of Islam while spouting this disgusting bigoted horseshit about Christians because you're an incoherent idiot.
>>218849726some good, some bad. worth watching, at the very least.one thing I've noticed is that people's favourites seem to vary wildly.
guy talmbout Jet Neptune
>>218849605Why did he name himself after his dad's dead mentor?
Yall niggas
>>218849937okay but seriously though[landon]'s tits are so fucking incredible
Guy who complains about reddit spacing in the big 26
>>218849774it doesn't make sense though because the edits are paywalled on the fishtank site so there's no organic way of non-fishtank viewers finding it, even then the edit is just mad boring, a reality show wouldn't be showing what they included in the edit or if they did it'd be half the time and way more cuts
>>218849937i should cum tribute this...
>>218850005Are you my slave?
>>218849938i miss everything about season 3. except the clean up week. and thanksgiving. and the rv trip.
>>218849919Half baked shit post. Workshop it for a bit and come back.
>>218849992I keep seeing people mention “emma” is that one of the twins real name? Or is she this seasons liquid cole?
if only she'd rubbed her hands together a bit more
Last night Jet suggested showing James Drake an episode of one the edits because it could be funny and helpful but the chat was spamming him not do it. I kinda like the idea. Reminds me of when Burt had youtube access on his TV in the penthouse.
Are they doing Hitler Week
>>218849994you use this shit? lol
What show are the twins talking about? Are they talking about their own CWCverse?
>>218849768Welcome to fishtanklive
>>218850013Fuck Bashir and his desert religion too, his is worse, I’ll give you that, but sure, every single thing I learned within the church left my mind immediately once I left!
what’s the latest on ella? does she still have socials
Bam: "I had 5 other skaters begging me" to let them be freeloaders on Fishtankhttps://youtu.be/viOMFhUbHkc?t=533Do you believe him? And who was it?
>>218850000I'm an atheist lib so you can try again. The only thing I said is seething about religion is teenage redditor behavior
>>218850035I have exaggerated female form fatigue, it's brown-coded
they should get this guy on and battle him against Landon in a fruit-offhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Yo29Rkx4ZAA
>>218850041she is a secret character, if you pay attention you might notice her in the background
>>218850044Showing James Drake the awful episodes will make him want to leave more
>>218849938miss Sam so much
>>218849829We must all accept that>Did you just trip my wife? is the funniest skit Sam will ever do, and his TED talk is the best “prank” he will ever pull. iDubbbz stuff was fine but Tim Heidecker has clearly broken his mind and now he’s got podcast brain it’s never been more over.
>>218849682Did anyone even like the first one?Only thing I remember people sharing and discussing positively was the opening credits sequence on the final ep
>>218849936Is he doing a bit? My god no wonder why they regulate him to cameraman lel
>>218849885Sam hires writers for everything he does. Its usually not great but it's better than whatever jet comes up with on the fly. Hire actual writers for interesting challenges that fit into a narrative. What could that be maybe $50k for a month of work that vastly improves the flow?
>>218849966No, you just put more thought into it than Jet did again.To Jet the joke was "Dude Ben, we got this glow in the dark paint. What if I was an alien?"
>>218850061they got a semi famous wrestler to come on and pour the tar on Head, so probablythe guy came on and immediately left
>>218850067has he had zagnut?
>>218850056>every single thing I learned within the church left my mind immediately once I leftCompletely incoherent. Just shut the fuck up you braindead whore.
>>218850049they have their own WIP cartoon with characters of their own creation yeah, they want to be cartoonists and make cartoons, that's what cartoonists do, make up cartoon characters
>>218849938He was there for the boring parts of other seasons, and they were worse for longer stretches.>>218850039>Reality is whatever I want it to beYou have to grow up at some point.
seeing abi and ellie post in chat is the most cringe shit ever
>>218849446they were playing tts until like 4 am, also they were going into rooms waking people up at around 2 am
>Frog magic>Fox magicthe fuck are these two talking about
>>218850061Eric KostonBob BurnquistNyjah HustonRodney MullenTony Hawk
>>218850064Not a liberalThe only reason I jumped in was because someone mentioned that people who criticize Christianity or point out hypocrisy or cognitive dissonance among Christians are those with zero knowledge about the religion
>mfw all the freeloaders production has lined up are Bams washed up friends
>>218850102They’re too stupid and mentally ill to make a cartoon.
>>218850061skating blows
>>218850065I agree TLPs are better I think
>twins say stuff about witchcraft>tts about witch totem in the house>build up a promising haunted house - psychic arc>the twins see ghosts when drunk and cry>guys i'm an alienis he like actually retarded
>>218850109i just learned about abi lore it's truly sad
>>218850065nothing is exaggerated but your sense of direction, young one
>>218850083>Hire actual writers for interesting challenges that fit into a narrativeHuh? Sam or not, every season has been cobbled together narratively and/or challenge wise outside of like 1 week of Famous House.
>>218850061weck
>>218848948Like, you guys know you don't have to watch any of this right???
>>218850129Seems so
I thought the safdies broke up because benny got uncomfortable with josh creeping on the female cast
the freeloader situation is crazy, how have you not prepared this beforehand?
Bongo never follows Bingo Bingo only follows Bongo
>>218850132She’s making bank don’t listen to the bant trannies
Why is AB's editing so boring?Why did they hire her?Is she sucking off Jet or Ben?
>>218850129They’re too weak for the show and we’re going to get full coddletank because of them.
>>218850061>bam is at the skatepark>"look dude its bam whatsup bam what are you doing nowadays">"imma host a show haha its crazy">"yo dude thats tight can we come?">"i dont know what the show is about man some albanian name jet is gonna explain it soon"
>>218850109Cleaning the dingleberries out of Jet's hairy poopy butt hole was the highlight of their life I think
So did Head really break? He started ranting about cars being outside lol
>>218850154AB is a yes man
>>218850061There’s a lot of famous people who watch fishtank that aren’t open about it
>>218850137even FH was mostly made up on the spot like Gay Ben and G. arguing
>>218849053>Based-shir would never make fun of ChristHe literally did though, he equated the Rosary to anal beads.
>>218850148benny found out a girl in a sex scene they filmed was underage after the fact and was upset that josh had no problem with it
>>218850116Jet really needs to keep running bits. Sure, some of them are fucking stupid and fail, but making the twins buy into the psychic bit is funny enough, even if I think they're just going along with it and they don't actually think he's an alien.
IM JD IM GAY IM FAT IM GAYIM JD IM GAY IM FAT IM GAYIM JD IM GAY IM FAT IM GAYIM JD IM GAY IM FAT IM GAYIM JD IM GAY IM FAT IM GAYIM JD IM GAY IM FAT IM GAY
>>218849392Kys
>>218850152bingo definitely lost some brain cells to bongo as well as nutrients, she aint all there. most of the time shes just agreeing with bongo
>>218850168Everything he did was scripted
>>218850158Good. The other contestant can be fucked with while the twins are given costumes, and do funny bits.
>>218850187Guy who doesn’t actually watch the show
>>218850168That whole bit was fake. He quit because he's a bitch who got freaked out by Anissa talking about throwing puke on people.
>>218850176papist idolatry isn't Christian
>>218849806Hes just there for the episodes they won't have him on unless its a planned scene
>>218849599Casually forgetting the mallet incident?
>>218850167with their tongue I mean
>>218850152bingo is like mini me
>>218850115>someone mentioned that people who criticize Christianity or point out hypocrisy or cognitive dissonance among Christians are those with zero knowledge about the religionNobody said this
>>218850168Head was completely fake about everything and probably just planned to stay a few days.
Bingo Bongo theme (mints said it's pedo coded. he would know)https://vocaroo.com/148hJHtvPL7X
i wanna sniff anisa
fuck this I want torturetank and pooptank
>>218850177very sam/jet dynamic
>>218850149The whippet brain damage is real and profound
>>218850209Have fun in purgatory heretic
Guys who argue about religion in a fishtank thread
>>218850226This is shit, sad to say
>>218850230what would she smell like
>>218849885Bam is a TV guy, even moreso now. He likely thought he’d be coming in to film some bumpers and then dipping. I’m assuming he was at least partially misled on what this was but he’s gonna take the money for the bare minimum amount of work anyway, especially now he’s seen through it. We’ve already seen him on camera calling Ben out for not keeping him informed. As for Sam, it helps that he’s huge, but he’s also just a big presence. He can control a room and commands respect from people, even if that is through fear. I said earlier that it’s impossible for people to take Jet and Co seriously because they look like schlubby, moronic children and don’t even try and look professional or in control. Ben tries a little more but the cast have already lost all respect for the production this year.
In hindsight S4 cast wasn't that bad
>>218850219Pretty sure someone said something along those lines because another sperg decided to rile you guys up by saying that another anon wasn’t Christlike for saying tranny
>>218850190Head was kinda kino in a way he didn’t mean to be. He kept setting up fake shit/pee bits and then got terrified when he realized the retards next to him were about to start using shit/piss as weapons for real
>>218850154They asked Cucumberfeet first, but he said no.
>>218850249just shows how bad jet's show is
>>218850249No you’re right this is a new low for me, take the win desert religioncels, you’ve earned it
BINGO WANTS CLAY
>You now remember Ricky Berwick is coming
>>218850149Didn't have Sam staying on top of them filling the house with freaks
>>218850256sweat, shame and showtunes
>>218850249https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774275784058872.mp4
>>218850249Nobody is arguing, it's just normal people saying islam is for retards and brown hands replying "b-but Christianity!".
>>218850268No they didn’t. They were shouting ab out in s2 then gave her the official recap job for s3
>>218850152>>218850187Bingo is the follower and the shut-in. Bongo somewhat justifiably feels like the leader of the two and definitely feels an internal sense of superiority over her sister in spite of how much she loves her, because she's the one who has actually gotten out of their bubble and worked, held down not one but two jobs, while Bingo is an introverted homebody NEET. Bingo also clearly has worse PTSD from whatever happened to them as little girls based on the scalp thing. It probably as to do wit why she's sexually/romantically repressed compared to Bongo. But Bingo isn't stupid, she's the more levelheaded/logical and is the one balancing out Bongo's more emotional and impulsive nature.
Before jan jans ban me give me some lines for a Bingo Bongo song
>>218850154>Why is AB's editing so boring?AB hates pretty much every s3 contestant and refuses to include anything that makes them seem funny or likeable because she is extremely biased so the end result is literal nothing>Why did they hire her?She is cheap and willing to work for small amount of clout
>>218850259sam can also introduce a challenge. bam needs a script and jet clarifying for him in the background
bill ottman taking a woman's baby out of it's stroller and punt kicking it while singing "Smooth Criminal" before spraying the screaming mom in the face with pepper spray and riding away on his hoverboard
JD thinks they’re allowed to just using the gaming room whenever Great job Jet
>>218848827>oh no throwing alcohol on the floor!!
>>218850253oh you don't like the insufferably annoying kid's show theme? dang thought i'd top the charts with that one
>>218850137Thinking mostly of non fishtank stuff. He hires writers for them and had a large entourage of people he can call on from the MDE sphere. Jet just asks for free superfan lore seeker volunteers
its a 8 months of preparation and jet is crashing out near the end of the first week type show
do abrahamics really
How the fuck is cucumber’s recap of yesterday’s content 50 minutes long
hes about to walk out on his kids
>>218850320I'm surprised it's not shorter desu senpai
Is james drake leaving? why is he holding his bag and shit?
>>218850308Jet didn't have the talk with the boys that he had with the girls.
>>218850303dude it would be super epic if you recreated that trash rap song that keeps getting spammed here. like it is so cool, i hope the twins hear it
>>218850303"BINGO BONGO, THIS IS HOW THE SONG GOES" on repeat is good enough if you prompt it as a children TV show theme
Fishtank rip is so bad. maejok is owning you nerds this season
drake is packed up and ready to leave
Ok the alien bit with the twins is kinda silly, good for you neptune
Where's Emma
>>218849887The schedule is >How long can we retain the Fish so we can extract more money from piggies for more BalenciThat’s about it. You know it’s fucked because last night they reached the point of Jet doing armpit farts as a “bit”. They’ve given up already and are just going to start fucking around. TTS rate has dropped off, viewers are down, Fish don’t respect them and are demoralised but not because of the usual torture but because they’ve seen how piss poorly put together this all is.
give this man some weights
>>218850264Lol you're right that guy randomly brought up trannies because it's all he thinks about. But he got you, you can't lie
>>218850341who fucking cares?
EAT. MY. ASS.EAT MY BLACK ASS
>>218850331Yeah yesterday was a whole lotta nothing besides a bit of foid door destruction
>>218850303https://vocaroo.com/148hJHtvPL7X
>>218850259Yeah I pretty much agree word for word with this post anon. You explained it perfectly. There is just no one above ben and jet so when they fuck up the show and piss off the contestants they will have no one else to talk to. I feel like in the past tarded contestants have had the “im talking to your manager” type crashout where talking to Sam smoothed everything over because he was in charge, he was the guy. Jet and Ben do not feel like the guy or rather the guys and Bam is just set decoration.
the craziest thing about this implosion is that the wiggers did it all themselves by having very few fish and no line of bringing new ones in
>>218850199??? wrong on both counts, im a girl and yes i watch the show.
>>218850367Samefag
>>218850349It’s 4chan, all anyone thinks about is trannys and black people
Mints do your job as director cam operator
>>218850338>hasn't been able to take down PPV for 5 seasons nowlol I think they're winning
>>218850364Exactly how gay are you?
>>218850324James and Anisa need to stay. They are the only normal adults in there.
>YOU control the action!>By which that means you can pay $32 to send a TTS that says fag which will be ignored and spoken over>No refunds
>>218850304all they had to do was pay steinful what they owed
someone please ask Bashir his opinion on Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters
>>218850381>im a girl
>>218850379welcome to every fucking season.
>>218850382Im trans btw I love Jd best fish on the show
>>218850396
powtank was a good product
>>218850390i have a dick in my ass right now
james drake training to self suck
>>218850379It seems they are having such a hard time getting new people huh
>>218850379they do you saw the “freeloader” auditions where Jet looked at each one for 5 seconds and complained they all looked like they work at Spirit Halloween and the needed someone like Vicky
>>218850381Bro you are pretending to be a girl right now. Did JD escape the show to post in /ftl/?
who's emma?
>>218850417>tj>letty>claire>shadi>abi>creaturegoated cast
>>218850417mogged that whore
Why does Bongo have Bingo leashed :(
Is AB MtF? Genuinely asking.
>they're playing Halo again
>>218850430I really hope that was a bitthey should've already had a stable of freaks to throw in before the season started
>>218850445Production told them to
>>218850417Abi didn't show enough skin and Claire had splotchy red alcoholic face
Does anyone else actually like this season and put it high up in there rankings?I think it's pretty good
>>218850440Her name is Mary. Stop calling her Creature, she moved on with her life after the show. Respect that.
I am a young 20 year old woman and I am in love with JD and his big magnum cock.
>>218850448Jet said they're not allowed to in the day time.
>11am>Store is supposed to open at 12>They still don't have jobsDid they actually gave up on that?
If Jet doesn't ticket these fags for trying to play Halo he is dead to me
>>218850446If she were then maybe Sam would have stuck around
>>218850337Shit ideahttps://vocaroo.com/1h1phPwleLn7
*mogs sam in every way*The wiggers being incompetant doesn't change the fact that sam made the show worse. Schaub would be a far better host.
>>218850464i could fix
>>218850460i dont really care about any of the fish but the entire day of the elimination was one of the best ever
>>218850440Don't you dare forget my nigga rusty. Wouldn't have worked nearly as well without him
>>218850471Looks like they're doing it anyways
>smashed door to computer lab>now I can just sit in east hall and hear them without a passthanks girls
>>218850489Schaub has aura
you dont understand, dude, its cool to do everything half-assedly and without any sort of passion.
Robot indian returns today
>>218850489literally who
>>218850474not officiallyit was the weekend so no jobs because theres no jobs that get done on the weekendand they gave free lunch from the market
>>218850489He needs the money more than Bam at least
ppv get computer room back online
>>218849704Sam has an army of paypigs that will give him money for anything now. They made their money back before extreme peace even debuted on pre orders alone
>>218850474they've already given up. season is a train wreck. they can't find any freeloaders
>>218850485this is badthis is betterhttps://vocaroo.com/148hJHtvPL7X
>>218850499you aren't missing out
>>218850496>le wholesome gay nigcelcringe!
>>218850507her accent is a little hard to listen to but she seems sweet
>>218850507worst bit since S2 group therapy
Has anyone guesstimated the cost of bam
>>218850499thank james drake
When I bake next thread I will include a link to the youtube playlist so you guys can stop complaining about fucking ppv.
>>218850485Well I didn't write it as a SOAD song. Thats fucking impressive how the AI nailed their singing
>>218850518Jet said he had some in standby but they’re all dudes and he feels like the house needs more girls rn (he wants to get his dick wet)
>>218850190Faketank
I've been praying with Bashir daily
>>218849935UK. I've heard of youtubers and internet people being stopped at the airport but that's only if they have links to political groups. >>218849943>pay your own flightOkay, that would make it not worth it.
it couldve all been so easy
>>218850489Realistically, this nigga would head toward the basement after the first slightly mean TTS
>>218850537probably 20k per hour
>Is funnier than sam>Is more successful than sam>Has more contacts than sam>Could kick the shit out of samSchaubtank would mog samtank.
>production already forgot they set a rule about not playing games until the evening
>>218850537Around 100-150k based on his daily for 30 days
>>218850564>is browner than sampass
>>218850564fax
I’m just not watching today. Not even my beautiful wife Ashley can get me to care.
>>218850537considering he's the """host""" I imagine it's a partnership dealif it isn't then Jet is getting completely fucked
>>218850564trugg
>>218850566Only cody is awake
>>218850507What do jeetas smell like?
>>218850566Don't think they told the guys, which again, is production's fault. Jet and Ben are so incompetent
This fucking computer lab ruined an entire day I hate looking at it
>>218850490
>>218850556Like sam does whenever a markypost gets through?
>>218850574sam is peak white masculinity
>"guys you can't play there before 10PM">they do anywaygood job jet
Imagine you woke up and you were JD
CK is prettier and better content than every currently on
As dumb and simple as it was I did enjoy seeing the challenge yesterday about the game room. It actually kept me engaged just to see the men win. They need little dumb flypaper challenges like that, just really easy binary team stuff so you can drum up drama with the audience rooting for their side to win.Like some lame arm wrestling challenge could get a huge amount of the audience tts’ing and engaged if done right. Idk im no show writer though.
>>218850566They told the girls, but the twins totally forgot about it.
>>218850339>>218850332he wears it to do lunges workout in confessional
Bingo is coming down with an illness! She’s leaving soon!
why is this nigga always downloading updates
>jet stayed up too late>so did every other wigger>computer is still not fixed>nobody can tell the fish to not play games
>>218850639Cope
>production sleeps in in so late JD and Landon can play games all morning
>b-b-but the rules they can’t play videogames right now!No rules faggots, the seasons done. This is streamer bootcamp now
>>218850618i'd be getting ready for a big day of sucking cock
I think a challenge where they all impersonated each other all day and won some money for it would be good, JD would actually cry at someone's impression of him
>>218849887He is the most attention starved show runner of all time just rename fishtank to The Jet Neptune Show
today is gonna be CRAZY
>>218850580Is ashley the short blonde girl contestant who does nothing?
>>218850661The rules they didn't tell the boys.>>218850658It's funny how they stayed up all night for that dumb bit.
>>218850660why don't they sleep in shifts?
hes done
>>218850618I would love to be him for just a day so I could see what his internal world is like.
>>218850585i dont want to imagine
>>218850655the console experience
>production hasn't issued fines for stealing>fish playing games despite not being allowed toHELL HOUSE. RULES MATTER. IT'S A FAIR COMPETITION.
Did anything spooky happen last night? I fell asleep when jet said be ready for anything
Where can I get link to that unlisted playlist
>>218850682>Drake and the twins leave within 48 hours.pls god let it be
>>218850682>HOPE>hopelessneptunian
>>218850681That would require more than 4 staff.
>>218850682read his shirt. it ain't over yet
>>218850681They did that last season and mintz let Freddy poison all the food
>>218850525I'll steal your lyrics, nigger, and make my own songhttps://vocaroo.com/13QE32ycqVDK
This shit isn't making it 30 days
>>218850675"Ashley" is Bongo's real name"Hale" is Bingo's real name
>james drake was a fan favorite on the show for 8 days and got paid 0bravo jet
>>218850702You can't.
>>218850539Shut up Ben we like the fucking chat
>>218850673Can't wait for Jet to further his Alien lore.
>>218850700>RULES MATTER. IT'S A FAIR COMPETITION.>Guy who was eliminated is allowed to come back as a contestantkek
>>218850681There's only 5 of them and the main show needs all 5. Also I don't even understand why they'd have a no gaming during the day rule when no challenge is going. Is them playing minecraft any less boring than then sitting in bed silently.
I was so hopeful for this season before yesterday, today I'm actually dooming
>>218850702You’re not allowed
>>218850701Bro we dont even have anons posting orb activity anymore. Nothing fun has happened at night this season except for the drunk POS challenge/ landon shit testing prod.
>>218850714lmaooooo I forgot about that entirelygod I fucking miss Freddy
>>218850731god fucking dammit I hate him so much
>>218850682I don’t blame him. Production was fucking retarded with the constant tts not letting them sleep.
>>218850708no it wouldn't2 guys could just sleep 10-6 and the other 2 4-10only 2 hours of actual down time from 4am-6am
>>218850719Hale is her FtM trans name. Her actual name is Haley.
>fishbucks not reintroduced as incentives for staying>not allowed to break anything>Landon was the first person to get promised 1000 dollars on a day 7 challengeJet is just saving money this season, right?
>>218850715lol you did it wrong superior versionhttps://vocaroo.com/148hJHtvPL7X
anyone else getting this? is it ublock interfering or smth
>>218850675nah this is ashley
>>218850688did we ever find out what race this girl was anyway?
>>218850742>>218850728ok I will accept that, but why
Last night was peak s2 vibes
>tenacity?
>>218850731WHAT A LE EPIC TROLL
>>218850700People need to realize that the rules are created to be be broken. Stop being a lead slave.
mcdonald or taco bell for luch
>>218850622yeah as far as team challenges go that was a pretty good one, it took hours for the girls to realize that's what they had to do though. I think it's the first time this season they've had a secret team task, now that they know they exist hopefully there'll be more like it and they won't be so reluctent to force their way into things
>>218850682They could buy a $200 adjustable dumbbell set, a pull-up bar and rent a treadmill to keep him happy. Not being able to workout properly is hell for someone who has been doing it daily for decades.
>>218850770Jet killed it
>>218850706Landon should leave next, hes the most boring guy in the show, literally ZERO content and ZERO personality. Even JD is more interesting
>>218850775You like basnir
>>218850661Honestly might have been the plan all along. Kill off the show and build up some new arbiter for the next project.
>>218850770only on the paywalled cams, ppv are having problems
Put cryokeen on
>>218850776Must've been grim.
>>218850776I wasn't home was it really that unwatchable? yikes.
>>218850770yt playlist and the ppv m3u still works use that
>>218850682This guy is such a fucking loser lol
>>218850776was pretty miserable, even down to production waking them up to do unfunny bits
>>218848538So accurate kek
>>218850802based kiara posterI would kill to eat her ass
>>218850731Whats the line>”one day God is going to cut you down”It would be great if he did that and then the show completely lost its audience as well and in the end its just jet walking the empty house with his chubby body covered in green paint as tts putters through getting less and less frequent as the viewership drops.
>>218850771She’s so pretty. Her tongue sticking out is just adorable.
>>218850780Prerogative
I actually cannot imagine what it's like to watch this show and actually HATE jet not in a funny way but really hate him. For me he can be pretty endearing he's like a weird cool cousin
>>218850806no I was just bitching about basnirs lighting off fireworks near my house last night in this thread then went to bed
>>218850776yep
I'm beginning to think the Bitty I'm Fitted guy isn't very intelligent
link to yt Playlist please
eventually we need to have an uncomfortable conversation about season 2 fans
>>218850838Ok maybe you can have the link then
>>218850784this, it must be what the bit is, just waiting for them to start revolting, nothing matters other than being the most entertaining
imagine having 21 days still fully planned out and feeling tempted to just roleplay as an alien insteadthat is crazy chat i think
>>218850719Can someone please give me context on why bingo is in the nepstein files?
we didn't know how good we head it...
Drake is over this shit
>>218850310Not the point. The things she did weren't crazy, but the combo of her neuroses and substance abuse had her psyching herself out and convincing her she couldn't stay in the house
>>218850854hi jet, you should get more sleep
>>218850856We could just nuke /bant/ and rid the world of them
Jet thinks freeloaders will save the season and he's retarded. The hole premise of show has no sovl. It looks like a low effort money grab because that's what it is
>>218850802yea i dont get it why people worship him so much even before the drunk pos challenge
he just wants to get back on cod zombies
>>218850866his wink is when s5 went downhill with no survivors
>>218850881They saved s2 and s1 though
>>218850835if they actually hated him they wouldn't be watching his show and posting in this thread 24 hours a daydoomers don't actually mean what they say, most are just frustrated with the dips in energy
>>218850863He probably planned shit that'll make them walk.
>>218850894s1 maybe. s2 was unsalvageable. after day 10 it was unwatchable.
goran you should throttlew the internet from landon's xbox so he gets stuck downloading title updates
famous house 2 vibes where production crashed out and sabotaged their own show by removing everyone
I’m going to the market store does anyone want anything?
>>218850896For me it's the egregious incompetence
>>218850888i like james drake but i hate that chewing thing he does.
Oh yeah, Landon went up because production pumped his stox after the DPOS challenge
>>218850920Cheese fries please!
>>218850896more or less this
The twins are VERY upset that Landon surpasses their stox!
>>218850835I don't hate him but his endless bad decisions frustrate the everloving fuck out of me
>>218850885He's the wholesome chungus character. Like Arye and Burt. There's a viewer base that exist just to obsess about these characters and their quirks for some reason. At least simps are just horny and touch-starved.
i really shouldn't have googled accutane babies
I’m JD I’m gay you love that I’m gay
>>218850835thats awesome jet is like my older brother
>>218850367Yep. Also to add to this - some of the Fish this year already know Ben and Jet and what sort of shit they pull, and likely already see at least Jet as a bit of a lolcow. Everyone has called out the ChatGPT bits and they’re not landing with the audience either, and even though Landon was playing it up for drunk POS he obviously spoke some truths. Jet will have definitely lost points over the >STOP GRABBING ME BROshit too. They absolutely lost control when everyone was drunk.
>>218850911>coletranny
>>218850835>>218850896No I actually hate him but I am watching the show because it is novel and interesting DESPITE Jet's sheer incompetence. I would prefer if he got into a car accident and became a quadriplegic, for example.
https://x.com/agartha_pilled/status/2035648977803092177
>>218850881head did make the show a little more tolerable with his yapping thoughbeit
>>218850944he's like my boyfriend
Baker?
If Frank threw bugs on the twins they would just eat them.
>>218850835He sucks i don't get what these fangirls see in him
>>218850963yeah that too
if you just put 16 people together and they play the game of forming groups and voting blocks then production barely has to be involvedthats what the wiggers didnt do
>>218850931ermm
>>218850947>They absolutely lost controlThey were talking afterwards about how it felt good to not have to bully the retards into shutting up this time, they don't understand that production always has to be on top or the fish will get really pissy when they eventually step over the line and get kicked for it.
Why is JD shouting out people on xbox live like a streamer faggot
>>218850920Red bull
Do we want Bingo to gain some weight or stay anorexic chat
>>218850947Pretty sure they all do and the whole season is to give his discord buddies a platform and kill of the show cause he doesn't want to/cant handle it without sam. I think sam got them bam as a parting gift but jet is sabatoging it cause hes butthurt.
they should blockade the basement door with a sofa
>>218850976Then the show just becomes every other reality show
>>218850992What do you think fishtank is
>>218850992because he is a faggot
>>218850952the average troon squibs there penoris to thoughts of dismemberment
I don't hate Jet, he's okay, but if James Drake headbutt him I would really like it
Twins number one once againLets fucking GOOOOOOOOO, overtake that boring faggot of a piece of shit called Landon
>>218850981fish don't get kicked! they walk! and we want them back!
>>218851001How is it possible to analyze the situation this poorly? Jet is just stupid. That's the common point of origin with all the issues
last post
Why is James acting strange?
>director mode is back on meaning they're awake>still not telling the fish to not play games
>>218851002Landon should sexually harass mints
>>218850992nuking the vibes
>Day one James corrects multiple people on how to pronounce his name>Informs them that the J should be pronounced as a Y>Nobody remembers it>He doesn't bring it up again
>>218850981That was the biggest cope I have ever seen on this show. >yeah like we dont care what they are saying Its like you do, you clearly are seething about it and slammed the drunk retarded guy into the wall. That part was so fucking funny, just pure cope.
Itchy scalp
>>218850997Waiting on the mukbang challenges still
>>218851026Yesterday Mints was clicking around for about 5 minutes before he figured out the fish were in the fucking attic.
>>218851023because he realizes how much a shit show and complete waste of time this is
can someone link the unlisted playlist please? just kidding, im a good little paypig that gladly funds jet and the gangs sex trafficking operation!
Why would freeloaders want to be on this show when they don't pay out money for challenges anymore?
https://kick.com/fishtank
>>218851061they get paid a daily rate
>>218851047Im afraid wiggers will see it and report it. Should still be in the archives
>>218851061They get paid a day rate and they get attention, that last one is really the reason they go on
Most posts in a thread this season
new>>218851065>>218851065
>>218851023>i will act depressed so more people will leave before me and will be placed lower than me and i will make bigger money
>>218851018Scan over the vicky/twins lore real quick. They also literally have a fucking streaming room dude, the streamer bootcamp bit isnt even a joke anymore.
The twins are burt-tier schizos and there's apparently bodycam footage of them being removed from a house after assaulting their stepmother.
>>218851082>only 138 images in this threadFaggot
>>218851095Winner material
>>218851095they don't have a stepmother
>>218851095Did anyone clip this?? That's so fucking funny.
Game room made Landon extra nonent
>>218851114yes they do and she's asian
>>218850485Just ask grok.https://vocaroo.com/17mXdc3tJx4o
>>218850460Yes
>>218849949clip?
>>218851122Unfortunately I only clipped the interaction immediately following this. It was on drunk PoS night when they were in the closet together. Not sure if that footage can be accessed in any way.
>>218851095>apparently>1 schizo on twitterYou niggers are such marks
>>218851192post trishass555
