Vicky edition>/ftl/ NEWS:-- Computer lab is open-- Bashir was eliminated, returned, but wanted to leave again-- Vicky left-- Head left>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5Previous: >>218848450
Inflamed scalp
>>218851065>my empire of dirt
need to expand my JD folder
It’s more profitable to be a freeloader than a fish
Bingo (Hale) used to be internet famous on Tumblr. She’ll be able to handle her new fame well. Bongo will just have sex with every guy who messages her.
camping arcinto dinner and a showinto the contestants issue is fixed and the floodgates have been opened
I HAVE SCALP PROBLEMS
>director cam literally watching JD stream>they didn't enforce their rule even once
>>218851117one of them got over 2m views on tiktok
>>218851127Mints knows we need content
Season 5 was the best fishtank has ever been, right up until Vicky left
In this amount of time in season 2, we had Cole's entire arc. Chilling.
>>218851106https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774275784058872.mp4
ban the game room, kill the game room
>>218851127JD would heem any wigger who crosses the line with him.
>>218851127Rules? Where do you think we are?
>>218851127I believe they only told the girls about the rule
>build a golden swastika TTS>2 mins later>"the symbol of peace and the thing that happened in the 1940s!"VIBE NUKE DEPLOYED
What if the Jet bits weren't bits at all and this is actually all real? what if Fishtank was created to find a special autist with psychic abilities? after 5 season we finally have that person, Bingo and Bongo 2 people 1 brain, now Jet can finally return home to his people.
Vancecord nuked ppv again !
>>218851065>the most attractive girl in the history of fishtank with a literal model older sister>gets given advice by the fat ugly retard /r9k/ incel Goran Rapistovic to not go to college, which is fat ugly retard groomer Goran simply regurgitating ol' trust fund Sammy's advice in a retarded way>she not only doesn't go to college, after Fishtank she immediately drops out of her final year of highschool with just a few month remaining before graduation>she does this so she can travel across the country to party/live with FAT UGLY RETARD Goran Rapistovic, have sex with him, and literally engage in his rimjob (receiving) fetish>because she wanted to feel smart and pretty and independent, or something>because he has "clout">she not only does all of this but is also easily convinced to try and play as Jet's Ghislaine Maxwell, recruiting other girls her age>in the leaked messages she literally tells them, in her own words, that they're "small e-celebs" that can give her "a little clout"Ellie's entire doomed existence makes me think maybe "they" are right about 18 year old girls being too young to be fucking, and even raising the age of consent?????
fans want to see the cinematic
>>218851137link?
TTS would probably be more active if the show was better
>>218851146One guy talking to TTS while the rest of the house did nothing, chilling seasonAnd that was the peak of the entire thing
I feel like I’m obligated to keep watching every minute of the day since it would be rude to Bongo if I told her I stopped watching because the show sucks but the show really sucks and I don’t want to watch anymore.
>>218851154>it's wholesome content>content doesn't have to revolve around destruction and chaos>bros being bros playing games is fun content too
>Bozo left>Charity left>Vicky left>Bashir guilted into planning his exit>James Drake hates the show and will walk if the incompetence continues (it will)>JD has to go back to work next weekIt's a good cast
Basneed is balding
>>218851181https://www.tiktok.com/@haleroom/photo/7409761651739725099
>>218851173jet is evil
At this point Jet should be bringing in a new freeloader every day until people have to sleep on the ground and the dorm becomes uninhabitable.
>>218851173dude, move on
>>218851173Ellie Abi and Claire are all the same IQ level And they all tongued Jet's booty hole
>>218851173Ellie is goated
They should have Landon 100% Viscera Cleanup Detail, and Power Washer Simulator, as a job.
>>218851091I like to imagine how cool Jet thought he was when he came up with the whole shark idea was.That being said, it was somewhat the right idea, production shouldn't be characters on the show unless its something like Famous house and Gay Ben trying to sell a bit.
Free content for production:Dominatrix pain challenge>Anissa gets a dominatrix outfit >Fish are her slaves>She is allowed to do dominatrix shit to them>If Anissa can make 3 fish tap out, she wins the money>If the fish can last a series of trials, they split the money You dont have to pay me, just make the show better you inept fags
>*click* *click* *click*ABSOLUTE NONTENT FAGGOTS
>>218851127Fluoride stare
Never forget the Portesi Cheese Fries™ incident.
guy who does nothing but cry about landon
so gay
>5 seasons>jet still hasn't put tags on contestants so the cameras can track them
>>218851233blame wiggersfish just want to chill
>>218851217>that was 10 years ago broit was less than a year ago and she's still shacked up with him and she still doesn't have (nor will she ever have) a highschool diploma
>>218851035wn2b talking about this
>>218851173I miss being able to watch a cute girl like ellie walk around doing nothing. Like right now would be the perfect time for it
>>218851199Vicky is the only real loss to the season, I don't think James is gonna leave Bashirs problem is overthinking shit and thinking he's going to be the next Ian or something
Are they playing a coop world?
And this idiot Jet thinks he can handle 50 PEOPLE at once.
>fish now sit around playing minecraft all daybravo jet
>>218851194Its great, the real winners of fishtank are the ones who dont get a following. All these people happy for the twins just secure their time outside of the tank/show to be dealing with orbiters and stalkers and weirdos that want to do things to them. Best part of the show imo.
>>218851243He's right tho
>>2188512368.49????EIGHT FORTY NINE??????
>>218851250That never happened
will the wiggers even wake up with ideas or are they just empty brain all the time
>>218851243https://vocaroo.com/18y0pcoIISag
>>218851243>less than 10 days in>4 fish have walked offCursed season, cursed show
We have to make a super pizza.
>>218851246they had icons on the cams for each fish earlier in the season that probably ran on ai or something that they already completely abandoned
>>218851259it will be awesome until 5 people walk in the first 24 hours and then the plumbing breaks and there is no water
>>218851199james wants to leave but wont because he feels its a pussy move.
>>218851243Bam and Head caused this by faking too much content Bashir thought it was a MTV reality TV show
Jet Neptune dies in 22 days
>dude minecraft in the fishtank? This is crazy dude. never in a million years did i expect to play minecraft in the tank dude
>>218851233Can anyone describe the point of the game room?
all whores are punished in the end early death for all wiggers
JUST WANNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES
>>218851243he has a really good point conceptually thoughbeit
>>21885124910 months is a long time, you can create a masterpiece in that time
we have to make super cheese fries
>>218851259it's a terrible idea in every single way so of course he thinks it's even remotely plausible
>>218851259Ice Poseidon literally had this idea a few months ago. He found out it would have been millions to set up
>>218851274Many are saying otherwise.
>>218851273>>218851236>Snap EBT eligible
>>218851303someone please TTS this to see how anisa reacts
>>218851173can (you) or anyone post more aesthetic pics of ellie? Ive been wanting to collect pics of her face but cant really find what im looking for in google, but I know posters in these threads would have some
>>218851243/cool/
>>218851305no, he thinks he's part of the production, he's a fish
>>218851236>thin crust frozen pizzaInteresting, didn't see it labelled as that previously.
Bingo still doesn’t know anyone’s name Emma = EmilyVance = Victor
>>218851300it's for jet to relieve his childhood memories with his new buddies
>>218851319well jet said in his DMs he needs 10 million
>>218851243>GodShouldn't he call it Allah?
if I see burt or aryeh or fucking ricky berwick i'm turning this shit off
>>218851236You are what you eatLandon is cheese fries
>>218851319Ice Poseidon challenges have been more of a hell house than the actual hell house fishtank. today will be another vibe repair day.
>>218851336Jet = That Guy
its kinda zesty that jet likes having his asshole eaten so much, no?
>>218851331My goat has hands
>>218851331Emma could neverPayton W!
>>218851243He's literally Cole I'm sorry Bashir is Cole they overthink in the same way they have the same voice this is some shit Cole would do
the twins mom bids on abandoned storage units
anyone who found the "gaming like it's the early 2000s" bit funny is as brain damaged as Jet
>>218851232Longhouse fags take it to the extreme
emilyclaudia
can we get ice poseidon as a host since we're on kick anyway
>>218851341
>>218851331Anyone got the Payton Frank punches?
>>218851348Actually the same for me, not even doomposting or like just watching by reading the threads, I will stop watching this show if any of those three appear.
>>218851341and he would have it if he didnt blow it all on poppers and coke
>>218851236These nutritional facts imply a daily value for carbs is 276g. That can't be right can it?Also this is 1500 calories for a whole cheese fries, does landon eat 1 a day? 2? He's not that fat
>>218851362It could have been funny if the challenge was to continue gaming no matter what happened and pour shit on them
not watching this season, didn't even know it was on. has anything reached the levels of Jimmy or Burt kino or no
Bingo is BEGGING for something to do! Jet please don’t be a NIGGER today and actually give them jobs again!
Bashir should have chosen to roleplay as a viking instead of a muslim weeb who knows random facts from reddit, would have been cooler and more badass imo
>>218851385The human body can eat like 3000 calories and not get fat though
>>218851388nothing has happened
>>218851360Cole is white he would have never come crawling back like a bitch
>>218851355It was another humiliation ritual for the fishgirlsUsing their tongues to remove the dingleberries from Jet's stinky bum (abi loved it)
>>218851388retarded twins with aids are carrying the season
This is just awful
>>218851388Boingo has surpassed both
>>218851355nah it feels good and if you can land a good lookin lady to do it ya better keep her, jet fucked that part up though cause you cant just have any clout seeking whore eat ya through your jorts cause it aint gonna last forever. gotta find one that truly loves you and that will continue to eat your black ass once all the clout is gone from ruining your show more and more every season
>>218851385Landon does janitorial physical work, he probably burns most of it by walking around
The 360 has an internet browser. There's nothing stopping them from browsing /ftl/
>>218851392>it's reached the point where audience members now actually beg for production to give out nontentjobs to fish
Vibe repair killing the vibes, making people bored and want to leave happens every timeJet is desperate for these people to stay yet gives them nothing to do
>>218851388Its just ramping up! Its only day 9!
>>218851300to game in a room
>>218851417the computers have internet connection as well
my phone sounds fine but my pc sounds like shit. any way to get like a mixer for firefox or something for the levels to make this shit sound tolerable?
Why is nobody working?
>>218851127Not only did Jet only tell the girls the rule, he probably didn't even tell mints the rule.Also who cares? What else would Landon and JD be doing right now?
>>218851410I shouted kino
>>218851417It doesn't work anymore. I tried to use the browser on mine a while ago. That said, they have full access to the computers being used to capture the 360 gameplay, as GayD proved yesterday.
>>218851388>Jimmy >Kino
The gaming closet kind of worked for bitchtank because of the whole egirl thing, it's a complete fucking dud here
the meme screen and video games really kill the isolation aspect of the show
>>218851424This ist just barely not week one anymore! You cant just be doing day 15 things on this show if its only day 9
>>218851065imagine the hangover anxiety fueled regret vicky felt the next day after leaving. shit was probably brutal
>new thread everytime bingo in the nepstein files comes upBros is this why they got fake names?
this entire show is just a troll on the audience, we're the real fish in this nightmare hell hole, i'm way too invested to stop watching now and they know it
I wonder when was the last time that any of the fags in here that bring up Ice Poseidon watched one of his streams.He has an ego as big as Jet and is somehow even duller
bar PTZ audio is still fucked
>>218851448the show is now Jet's friend simulator he wants to relive his childhood but with friends thist ime
>>218851447It would work here if it was just one console
>>218851448every new thing they add ruins yet another key aspect of the show
>>218851397Most modern people can't. Metabolism too low from low muscle mass and sitting all day
>>218851336And people still try to say she isnt retarded
Can't wait for Jet to blame the fish on the nontent and not the absolute vibe nuke that was splitting everyone up to play halo
>>218851457But we know their names? It’s Ashley and Haley Waid.
>>218851146we're two summer arcs deep
>>218851453nigga wtf is day 15 things? drunk pos was a total dud because landon was the only one doing anything and even then it was the tamest shit ever
So we're 30% of the season in already
>>218851303Owner of the most evil site in the world has died
>>218851355its hot as fuck
>>218851436
My life would have turned out su much better if a nigga just showed up in my room, turned off my xbox and handed me a job
>>218851454Vance kek
but can emily do this?
>>218851471he doesn't care. sam didn't either but them not making content still made him rage
>>218851459Bam is an actorHead is an actorCharity is an actressJames is an actorBashir wanted to script an exitYou might unironically be onto something.
>>218851208>Bashir was telling the twins not to put their OC characters on top of the bible because they're satanic characterswas he talking about this thing? cause I definitely see his pointhttps://www.tiktok.com/@haleroom/photo/7602079524800548109
Can someone explain to me why the fuck would a frozen pizza sticker say cheese fries? You cant mimic potato flavor on a pizza right?
My Dunbar’s number maxed out and I’ve now forgotten the entire Bitchtank cast. Can you guys stop posting about them, for my sake?
>>218851473metica now
JD’s girlfriend messaged him on xbox live asking if she should come as a freeloader
>>218851477I just joking because this season only 30 days. I make joke about this show being slow and do nothing fun and it almost halfway over. I no explain well.
Landon is over the robot bit
>>218851460ice ditches content people over nothing like murat but keeps people like abz and jandro around. reminds me of jet kicking the content and keeping the nontent. also ice is a literal cuck now. ice and jet both pathetic simps too
>>218851388Landon and the twins have potential for some all time kino, but so far there has only been one night I would say belongs with the great kino fishtank nights.(Proper tools + cheese fries night)
praying for content today
Lmao Bashir bitching about how retarded the rip up $20 job is just like everyone here was.It makes no damn sense.
>>218851520na you so right my bad
>>218851513mommy
Jet Neptune shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of anything ever
>>218851509"fries" because they're in like, strips I guess. nothing to do with potatoes
>>218851243Why is his writing so shit
>>218851509Minnesota thing
>Yeah so Bashir rip up 20 dollars and we will pay you 19 dollars, btw guys i am an alien.
landon and drake are walking today
>>218851535I wouldn’t even trust him to charge a phone.
>>218851506She was a whole OC series called Corporate Vices with demons but it wasn’t even one of those, it was just a cartoon fox.
JET USED MY IDEA! I recommended cops/criminals and he's basically doing the exact same thing with hall monitor and Bashir's job to steal money.
>>218851514jet is such a fucking retard for thinking 1. that's real, and 2. that has anything to do with the cast of a show anyway
>>218851530It's an open ended quest.You can rip up your own money or rip up everybody elses
>>218851454>you now remember Mizzy kept a cupboard of snacks as her own personal stashWell a self important cunt. I remember her justifying it saying she didnt use any of the public stuff or something, but it was just narcissistic.
Start giving them booze every day, Jet. This is unbearable, they all suck ass when they're sober. We need a constant supply of booze.
Alex B would've broken that robot over his knee on day 1.
>>218851546The aura of this cast
>>218851530>>218851565>ALREADY RECYCLING CHALLENGESTHEY GAVE THE SAME ONE TO HEAD ON HIS 2ND DAYWIGGERS? WTF?
>>218851530I think the idea is that you're supposed to rip up other peoples' money, not your own. head just did his own because he didn't give a fuck
>>218851530it's friend tank how is he suppose to do the impossible mission? And since jet is only paying him 19 for sacrificing a 20 he can't rip his own money.
>>218851569they're afraid of drunk landon
The JD song is not funny. I hate JD because he does nothing. The lyrics should be “I do nothing all dayyyy because I’m gay” “I sit around on the clock, can’t stop thinking about cock” instead it’s just “ I’m JD I’m gay Im JD I’m gay”
>fish suck after multiple days of alcohol and being kept up until 4-5 am by tts spamwhoda thunk it
>>218851565shoul make it only other people’s money and increase the reward by a lot
>>218851459JD is so awesome
>>218851598This but landon
>>218851568this tts is a personal favorite from s3
>>218851530>>218851541You can almost see the galaxy gas'd thought process. "Oh if I make it worth more than $20 they can just rip their own money and make a profit or split the difference with the person who's money they are ripping." Without at all considering anything else or just specifically stating you can't rip your own money or share the pay. Instead steal money and then destroy it so people hate you more for less money.
did everyone get the same jobs again
>Production I'm not going to be a Janitor anymore.
>>218851600I know you do the same, don't even pretend
>>218851435holy oof I'm busting over heretrish and taylor were my crushes that season
>>218851600Anime is gay
>>218851598that would've been actually somewhat funny though and they can't have that
>>218851456She hasn't been online yet she's probably coming back
>>218851600Jet get back to running the show, your sick demented ciara driven cuck fantasies are not going to make your season better.
>>218851514>yeah uhh we don’t wanna waste Dunbar numbers on people who leave after 2 days>bezo>charity>icky>head>bashir had to be brought back Great judgement call on cast Jettry Nepstein
>>218851243he is right, it is almost impossible to met peoples expectations/emotions they had during process of thinking>he was in the house, very characteristic person, he is about to get eliminated, if they eliminate him we will get robbed from possible antics you cant match emotional load people had at his elimination after 2 days of slow waiting for plot twist (if james won and eliminate someone different or other plot twist)yes, him walking into the house again and other fish being pissed as shit was sort of mystery, but shot of dopamine from it can last for half an hour, while you will have multiple mornings, evening and nights where you expect content from them, and now all pressure is on him
>>218851602Elestanque does it, and it's content every night with crazy ass shit going down.
>>21885160020 hours?
>>218851600Jet could fuck your mother and you would still suck his dick. pedofaggot
>>218851565But it's stupid because no matter what you end up with less money. If you already stole $20, why not just keep the extra $1. There's no reason to complete the job.
Don't they write you a citation if you don't do your job
>>218851473I mean in the show
>>218851589Put the fries in the bag
i really miss Head man...
>>218851649But then you don't get the achievement.
>>218851632bashir is the only one who didn’t leave
>>218851530A good strategy would be to rip like some of your own, and some of other fishes to minimize the chances of you getting caught, maybe 10 and 10 so you still profit 9.
I found JD's Minecraft roleplay videos and I wish I was jokinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIbUHWt2o5o
>>218851600this is the guy that cries about landon in every thread btw
it's getting gay in this tank with this faggot bitching about his minecraft pedo grooming server
>>218851655He's gonna sit in that chair until booze arrives
>>218851524Jandro is rich and was affiliated with that NoJumper Adam22 cuck podcast before he met Ice, and somehow he got given a $250 an hour KPP rate on kick but he just fucking reacts to youtube to 500 viewbots and poorly plays CS2 and eatsthere's surely something to that, why Ice is so buddy buddy with him and his background and the fact he owns clubs and comes from some satanic jew cuck podcast, he must have some connections
>>218851600holostans are Disney adults
>>218851583>>218851584Yeah but WHY rip the money. If you still $20, why destroy the $20 to get $19. Jet did not think about it.
>>218851460regardless I still think he would be better than Bam and his gay meet n greets
guys is TTS on?
>>218851656BLACKCOCK
>>218851670jesus fucking christ
>>218851668>rip up $10 own dollars>rip up $10 someone else's dollars>get $9 back>profit...
Christ is KingChrist is KingSovereign over your safe space, your feelings, everythinghttps://vocaroo.com/1jI02iAMLMYW
>>218851484Interesting phenotype
>two different conversations happening right next to each other They really don’t care about the viewing experience, both the fish and the production.
>>218851670couldnt pay me to click on this
fishtank city is a really good idea, but it's not jet's idea and he shouldn't run it because his brain is full of holes from drug use.
>>218851681jandro is his meth dealer lol
>>218851670he speaks first at 0:30
>>218851635they're also spics that have nothing else outside of the tank
>>218851684yeah that's true you could just steal the $20 couldn't you lmao
>>218851655A lot of people are saying this
>>218851489
There should be a penalty if they don't do their job. For example they can't use the store before they have completed the job (also they can't ask other people to go to the store for them)
>>218851498S5 is faketank. They all know each other and are gaslightimg the audience. We already have the proof. Thats why it ses so boring and like production is lost, the big reveal comes later
>>218851693or you could just steal $20 from somebody
I'm JD I'm Gay
Nobody in this cast except James Drake would steal $20 from anyone.
Hey guys the vibes have been off ever since we played TTS last night. We're just gonna take it easy today, maybe clean up the house and order some pizza and cheese fries. I'll review some freeloader applications later.
>>218851693-10 own money+19 product money+9 overall
Let me explain it to you retardsIf i steal 20 dollars i have 20 dollars why would i rip my stolen 20 to make it into 19?Same for ripping up his own money you always lose 1 dollar. that's why its retarded.
>>218851723The penalty is not being paid
>>218851670How did you find this? It’s unlisted
>>218851724didn't twins interact with vicky before fishtank somehowsomething is off
>>218851717Lol exactly, it's so half baked an idea it is almost funny. And as people in this thread try to make it work they only circle back to the same point of it being retarded to tear the money.
>>218851723What's the penalty for just stealing stuff from the market anyway? What if you just don't pay the fine? What can they really do?
Did they come up with like 5 jobs for a month?
>>218851742true
>>218851755public playlist
i never saw season 2 and im watching the episodes. it just isnt hitting like watching endless hours of a stream
>>218851765>uhhh you cant use the market until you pay it
Approximately how long until we reach this point?
>8 girls>at least 4 of them must be playing just dance>this goes on for 12 hoursneed it or sneed it?
>>218851749Oooor $10 own money, $10 money you stole = $10 total profit.10>9
>>218851513DAMN Trish badunkadunk!
What if JD's girlfriend joins the tank, and she's super hot?
>>218851774Because the episodes suck
>>218851770jet was shaving mints bush and he farted
>>218851775So just keep stealing then?
Did Cowboy fuck off too? Is this seriously just Jet, Ben, Vance and their zesty slave Mints?
>>218851796get out of my ear dude
>>218851791She’s asian so she’s probably way hotter than he is
>>218851775Ya know they should really shit test this. Just keep going in and stealing stuff. Shivew me timbews, the fat man is mad at me.
>>218851777we're 9 days into this already
feel like we got a landon/jet brain damage patient in the thread right now and its getting a bit uncomfortable
>>218851670>mfw this isn't some cringey video he made as a teenager, it's from 9 months ago
>>218851796Don't shit test production dude.
>>218851810>techbro with yellow feverHe really is gay.
they should get a black guy to fuck jd's girlfriend on camera
>>218851803don't forget cody! don't forget that nigga cody!
>>218851813https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpVLOBh3ppw&t=159s>I AM THE CREATOR OF THE FUCKING SHOW
>>218851803Cowboy obviously didn’t want to move to Atlanta. He has his own businesses and shit. Probably helping Sam with extreme peace 2
>>218851557Yes production reads these threads and are easier to manipulate than the fish(plus it costs nothing unlike tts) just do a little astroturfing and they will do what you want lol
>>218851777We’re already there Armpit farting last night was absolutely the work of “We don’t care anymore let’s just fuck around” The tweet about the Alien thing is Jet soft testing whether people would find it funny or not because they have nothing else to do. Yesterday he was considering showing Drake, who clearly considered leaving, an episode of Season 3 because he thought it would be funny. The man is a fucking smooth brain.
>>218851670JD is literally early 2010s YouTube personified
>>218851815That pedo spams the same pedo anime shit every thread, starting to become more mentally ill than klaus and benleaks
>>218851655truth nuke
>>218851530Best part is the retarded wiggers being like, "duuuude weed if he's too stupid to figure it out not our problem"
>>218851595Creepy indian fuckYou can take an indian out of india and put it in America but you cant take the indian out of it
>JD has girlfriend>Brings condoms to fishtankWhat did he mean by this?
>>218851670Okay this is cringe how do we get this into the tank?
>>218851844>an episode of Season 3 because he thought it would be funnythey are so fucking boring, it would have actually made him leave
>>218851828I'd also force them to call the cops to get me out. They don't want cop's attention so they won't do it.
>>218851670somebody needs to tts a quote from this to him
>>218851670I repeat: JD is so awesome
>>218851829He’s from silicon valley lol it’s the only way over there
>>218851751There are only two things I can think of.First thing what I said earlier >>218851693, if you rip up some of your own you can still profit while minimizing your risk of how much you have to steal/rip from others.The other thing, and its kind me just playing devil's advocate. The ripping can be played off as someone else doing it, but if you now appear to be $20 richer, and they are missing money, you will get blamed. You could in theory rip the $20 in secret, do some other prank and say that was your real job, and get away without anyone knowing you ripped the money.I am thinking way too hard about it and just playing devil's advocate, it is a pretty retarded job.
JD's GF is here!
>>218851859who the fuck even uses condoms? condoms cuck content
>>218851557Both of those jobs were used like day 2 or 3 and they are entirely unrelated to each other and entirely not thought out.
Twins just saw inside the Goo Room
>>218851826Confirmed plant now
>>218851803Maejok, Bill Ottman, and Kody are thereCowboy has a day job, so he wouldn’t be able to help.
>>218851859how does he have a girlfriend? he is super so y and hella gay lol
the twins need to stop moving around so much
>>218851844>using smooth brain unironically
>>218851243Finally a Bashir songhttps://vocaroo.com/148azkfroBti
>>218851670can someone post about this on plebbit or twitter or something so they embarrass JD with it on stream
meanwhile on reddit:
>Bring in JD's girlfriend>Make her do a challenge where a 600lb SSBBW sits on her faceTrust the plan.
>>218851774no shit, it’s a completely different medium. steinful did a great job with the early s2 eps though
>>218851895weird thing to get autistic about
>>218851880nice le epic gaslight.i've been watching. there has been nothing like this challenge yet.
Bongo keeps calling her Hale.
>>218851670>His character name is SUCKMORR COXHoly fuck you simply can’t make this shit up
>the house got swatted in bingo's dreamjust fucking pack it up
>>218851670@ben Gather all the fish for a movie night and put this on the tv in the dining room
>>218851656I dont miss that ugly test tube freak, I could not stand to look at that abomination of a human, when i looked at it i gagged and almost had to throw up
Twins are on their period I think
>>218851846>james drake is a guy still living in 2010>jd is a guy still living in 2010 youtube minecraft videos period>bashir is a guy still living in 2010 when white men were converting/larping to islam
Jet as a fish. Just do it. Want to fuck the show up? At least make it fun.
TTS JD "same shit different day"
>>218851873I appreciate you trying but those both feel like a stretch. It's not like people keep stashes of money. If you can steal anything you probably can steal enough. And then what difference is $1. It's not like your stealing a $20. The only way this is actually useful is if you steal one of JD's marked bills since he's the only one who thought to sign his dollars and I don't know if he even bothers to anymore.
>>218851859he brought two condoms for him and another man
>>218851930>identical twins on synced periodserotic
>>218851895Committing to the Alien bit would actually be funny.
>>218851440listen his tantrums were content at the bare minimum
There’s nothing going on in those brains.
>>218851926How did you find this
>a week in and production has already ran out of ideas
NEW BLICCY CONTENThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0CZK7KGLHY
we all need to calm down and recognize that jet and ben are showing signs of greatness right now, a season has never started this strong this long and all the things planned are gonna be amazeballs
bingo sounds sick :,(
>>218851912No you clearly haven't. Hall monitor was a thing the day Bashir destroyed the plants. I don't remember if JD got paid for it because I'm pretty sure he had it that day too and the plants where ripped in the store he was supposed to be protecting.
>>218851520i liked (you)r joke anon, maybe everyone else will understand it on day 22 or by day 27
>>218851670I'm enjoying this, reddit vibe nukes all the way down.
They’re 26 but they have the gait, mannerisms, and speech patterns of a toddler.
>>218851968He's been talking out it a bunch, he's a unity retard.
>>218851968He's not real man
>>218851757Yes they knew each other. Im pretty sure all of them did honestly and its a bit.
>>218851930>>218851948i refuse to believe that their periods arent synced like at all times
>>218851509Its a giant gnocchi pizza
>>218851968EVERYTHING he does is so gay.
>Director is just twinwatchBased Vance
>>218851960GhostPolitics ‘doxxed’ Landons online username as BerryBlackberry
>nontent indian lady is backyawn
>>218851980She is sick, she’s been coughing all morning.
I like how we call them ''production'' when in reality its just Jet, Bam, Mints, Vance and Cody getting high of kratom and galaxy gas in the basement.
>>218851902Jan will never be involved with Fishtank again after Jet's constant fucking up led to Bloodgames 2 getting shitcanned
ROBOJEET
Someone just tell Bashir to steal 4 bucks and destroy it from every Fish but James Drake and to not overthink it
>>218851972S1/2 vibes
kek pajeeta is coming
We're gonna see her in the flesh bros
>>218851968how do you make a real game in one day like this?
when are they making emilyclaire build something
this is what JD looks like
Did Antara just say Jet is going to fly her out?
>>218852032every fishtank season ever vibes, its like you niggas never learn
Antara wants to come to come to the house
>>218852037>>218852033this is going to be so funny... for the first 2 minutes
>>218852033It's a funny idea, but don't actually fucking do it, holy shit. She should show up on the last day.
>>218851942I didn't know he was marking bills, thats pretty smart.Yeah it makes no sense ultimately, Im trying to think of something that would fuck with fish
>>218851859He just keeps one in those pants. Whats the big deal? You dont have a condom pocket?
>>218852037she should win the $50kit's what Sam would do
>>218852037i hope Jet gives her the 50k desu
>>218852053oh no
>>218851998They’re doing it on purpose to attract pedophile simps. They’ve seen past seasons.
>>218852058It'd be great if nobody spoiled it
>antara freeloaderneed it or pajeet it?
Bashir is pissed at JD for acting like a moronic retard. Bashir just steal his money and rip it up
>>218851896I dont think we can get better than the call to prayer lo
>>218852047mother or wife
>>218851968Holy shit it's like he was made in a factory to be the perfect redditor. This brand of low-effort unity """gamedev""" that waxes philosophic about game design and chases trended is everywhere, of course he's one of them. With a little pngtuber action too! He really is a hylic.
Drake already said he did acting stuff for furries before, jizzy socks is a step down.
>>218852053>>218852057haha poop funny
>>218852053>>218852057Prod is talking to her about it apparently she said
who has the YouTube Playlist
>>218851968he looks exactly like his avatar wtf!!
wait so the twins are genetically identical? they arent fraternal twins.
>>218852042looks gay
>>218852075Only if she arrives on the same day as Frank, and he hassles her out within a few hours.
>>218852079It really is honestly impressive how he has not one redeeming quality. I could understand Bezos, he was made to be hated. JD is just complete nontent.
Add another name to the Nepstein listHe’s lowkey trafficking these girls
>>218852047both
At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if JD unironically becomes a wigger after this season
>>218852042so gay and retarded
>>218852097Fuck off Jet/Mints
>>218851926Username is spelled different, is there anything to confirm its him?
can Sam shut this shit down?Jet is importing pajeets into the US
>>218852100yes they are identical, they look different because bongo absorbed bingos nutrients in the womb
>>218852100They were one person then they split into two and Bongo parasitized Bingo so she came out smaller and more autistic, so they're whatever that is.
>>218852122wrong. I think I have it anyway
>>218851610A good woman
>>218852016Who’s the lolcow now
>>218852100Yes they are identical but they shared a vein in the womb or something and Bongo leached all of Bingo's life force, thats why she looks so much healthier.
Season 5 is way more miserable than Season 4We already had an entire arc for Jin and Rachel by the end of the first weekAll of season 5 is just the basement non-stop
Are the cameras still fucked up? I can't get any on PPV to load.
i truly don't understand the antara bit it was funny for 3 minutes
>>218852128Landon is a sperg and it was funny when he was shouting at production and crying about having to clean. He's boring as shit the rest of the time, but I can understand why he was picked.
>>218852115It’s the only option for guys like them, it’s lowkey predatory fr, didn’t you know?
>>218851980Might need a rest day for this
>>218852047Imagine converting to Islam as a woman
>Welcome to America, Antara
>>218852078That's his mom
>>218851980Head got everyone sick then left while trying to misdirect the heat on the twins cause he didnt know the aids is a joke
>>218852166>From Ellie to a chubby indian ladygrim
jets so stupid. he should have made it so fans could pay to be on the robot
>>218852079A nothingburger of a personalityFluoride brain, reddit swiss cheese holes brain
>>218852129>>218852132>>218852139then why does bingo’s facial structure look so much better? bongo is bug eyed with a short neck and recessed jaw. bingo is more hunter eyed with a long neck and has better facial development
>>218852163>there's metal in the bag
Lmao there’s no way they will let antara in at customs they will think she’ll never leave
whats emmas job today?
>>218852102don't post gore here man
JD at 0:30https://youtu.be/IIbUHWt2o5o?t=29
>>218852189I don't know I'm not a twin scientist
>>218852166>>218852179many were saying ithe loves ethnic women
>>218852191>antara gets locked up in an ICE facility
>>218852047Why is he always so red?
Reminder antara has HUGE boobies
>>218852180That was the original idea for the robot. i don't know if antara is a testrun or if they aren't doing it anymore
>>218852100they look more identical in older photos bongo got fatter and bingo got skinnier over time
>>218852149I really don't understand why they didn't just have it be a pay per minute thing for the paypigs. Easy content source, retards will pay to scream at retards all day. Just let mints drive it if you're worried about someone trying to throw it down the stairs.
>>218852180For the sake of the show, not having to interact with cringey spergs is for the best. Even if you make them pay a lot. It's a lot of fucking hassle to get the on there and then they could do gay shit and charge acks and argue for refunds and just not be worth the money.
>>218852189Pretty sure she is just severely underweight. Bongo has 50 pounds on her. There was a picture I saw floating around from when they were kids and they were pretty identical.
After last night I woke up and realized that this season sucks more than S4 by a lot. Nothing happens, the fish are all boring or just retreads of past fish and Jet has no one above him to make him try
>so uhhh antara got arrested and sent back to indiagreat bit jet
>>218852053What is it with this season and everything getting spoiled beforehand? This actually would've been a funny bit if she randomly walked in one day without warning
>>218852193LMFAO please can we tts so he leaves
>>218852220how is alex b real
>>218852220If they ever show James an episode of S3 i hope its this one.
>>218851610Would make her be my beaner stay at home wife
realistically, if bezo and charity dont quit and vicky and head dont have 1 foot out the door do they even bring bashir back?
>>218852189probably because of the things laid out in the all the posts you replied to
>>218852204not so fast Mengele
>>218852231https://x.com/ashleymetica/status/1943609534163157020They were really identical as kids.
>Nobody manning the marketThey legit forgot about that whole thing
>>218852228>It's a lot of fucking hassle to get the on thereYou need a single fucking webapp with a preview window so you can check to see if you got your cam and mic setup before you go live.
I would be fucking ashamed if I was Bashir, having your own mom dressed in ugly black rags. Having to hide her entire body and hair because apparently if people see that she has hair they'll rape her because it's too sexy.Absolutely insane belonging to such a religion.Why is your mom dressed as a ninja, nigger? I would understand some modesty rules like you can't show off your tits, the skirt can't be too short, but this insane. Your own mom is dressed so only her face shows. What the fuck
>>218852216say no more, it is painful to read about it without seeing them
>>218852193>didn’t take her husband’s last name as a muslim
Jet is so stupid. Why isn't the show the way I want it to be? Why didn't they do every funny bit on the first second of the first day? This show sucks. There's nothing salvageable. Good bye.
>>218852220And the haters will still say season 3 was mid
>>218852257Only reason hes back is because was because way too many people quit and they had nobody on standby not even freeloaders
>>218852257they only brought him back because Vicky quit
>>218852053I thought they said no poop in the house?
>job to sit around all day in a single room>job to walk around with jeetbot silently>job you actually lose money on if you complete itwho writes these jobs
straightest guy to ever do it
>>218852281hi mints
>emmadogshit pure nontent and nowhere near attractive enough to justify it, no idea why she was picked in the first place, 0/10>jdwhat hasn't been said yet, fat reddit faggot who is unquestionably going to kill himself in the near future, 2/10>Bashirstarted off shaky but has emerged as one of the more entertaining and interesting fish this season, 7/10>Landonsomewhat overrated, but his drunken antics are great, 6/10>Jameslots of positives, only downside is his lack of edginess, 7/10>twinsheckin based wholesome autist chunguses forcing comforthouse, 1/10>anisakeep forgetting she's there, but I don't hate her, 5/10
>Antara is the 10th contestantIs this the twist of the season?
>>218852220Nothing will ever surpass this.
>>218852220S3 was genuinely the best thing I have ever seen when it comes to reality trash.
>>218852276This guy just looks like he has bad breath
>>218851610I would feed her arby's every day and use her ass as a pillow every night
>antara flies to georgia to be on the show>shes actually a content demon>huge tits, not scared to throw shit on everyone in the house>all while maintaining high spirits like those female jeets dothis is actually what we need
>>218852281Day 9, 0 funny bits
>>218852292A brain suffering from lack of oxygen because its full of galaxy gas.
>>218852288i thought she quit after he came back? i know she was already threatening though>>218852287seems like it
>>218852276Hi jin how’s it going buddy
*throws the robot over the balcony*Fly, YOU FOOL!
>>218852180Only cringe paypigs and stream stars would pay for it
>>218852294xpac heat fr
Can someone list the jobs for today
>>218852294It's funny that nobody realized Bozo was gay until he literally started talking about his boyfriend, but everyone BUT JD knows he's gay as fuck
>>218852270>they were blondeSo they are actually white? Same thing happened to my hair colour as I got older, but I'm white. I would have thought they were like quarter native indian or something
>>218852305trish pillow :)
>>218852284It wasn't mid, it was the worst season. Bringing in Jackie was funny, but it killed any steam that was left.
>>218852306Production should give her a clipboard and tell her that she's the new HR rep, if contestants have a problem with production it should be relayed through her.
>>218852281Mints when will you do more bits? blunts was a legendary bit!
>>218852296Mints would definitely namefag with that name too because he’d assume that’s what people think is funny on le heckin dark side of the internet 4chin
>get assigned robot duty >can’t find the robot >they bring up Antara herself up from the basementThis would have been funny but now we know she’s coming.
>>218852305While making her wear a waist trainer
>>218852273But production would have to set up the connection and individually message you and shit. They can barely be assed to do critical parts of the show, they don't want to handle connecting spergs to a robot just so people can turn it on and spin in circles screaming nigger faggot until they crash the robot and break it.
>>218852220they should just show james drake this clip instead of one of those garbage episodes. the episodes will probably make him walk faster than seeing this
He understands that the numbers don't make sense.
>>218852216yeah and the milk is just brown liquid shit, dont you know how indians work? huge bags swinging around full of liquidized poop.
>>218852220it was literally jerry springer show type bit, they were aware it will go this way, they wanted it to be jerry springer show
>>218852311>knows the day they're on>lurking niche 4chan threadglad you're enjoying it
bloody basterd stream is broken benchod
>>218852193 Racetraitor
Does Bashir not understand that not a single viewer gives a single fuck what he is wearing today?>today i am wearing chinese bling blong ding ding from junta region worn by Pi Cho 1824Who asked? Who the fuck cares? Who does he think is watching the show?
>>218852180You want retards like this having more input on the show?
>>218852305
>>218852317Her antics really can be so silly sometimes. It's not even that hard to think about Bingo and her twin sister hosting up Antara and telling her, "Fly, Antara, take flight!" before throwing Jet's prized $6,000 robot down the stairs. We need it to happen.
>>218852330I was blonde when I was a kid but then my hair became brown. I thought it was proof that I’m not white.
The jeeta coming to the house is actually a funny bit... if it wasn't spoiled beforehand
>>218852344You could literally vibe code this shit. Give people a queue, if they miss their slot or fuck up their cam settings that's their own fault.
landon's been a little bitch since yesterday, what's his deal? I'm glad it's towards jd right now but still. is it because they made him think he pulled a knife on jet?
HOLD UP Why didn’t allah make women prebuilt with hijabs? Plothole much?
Bongo has nothing to wipe her as with...
>>218852370They’re rapscallions, not retarded. They wouldn’t do that.
>>218852386That’s what sisters are for!
>>218852366It's an autistic hobby/fascination of his, he wants to talk about it. Are you just now learning autistic like to talk about the things they obsess over?
>>218852374this
why haven't you nigcels found Emma's boyfriend yetI need to know the color of his skin
>>218852386not true my tongue is right here
>>218852306What are the chances she shows up and bitchslaps Emma for her streetshitter comment? Also I think getting shutdown there was why shes so nontent. Shes afraid to get too edgy and be yelled at again.
>>218852366His retard fans care
>>218852350yea if they gave him more than what he shredded it would be beneficial to just shred his own which means no content
>>218852383Uhhh because we sinned in the garden of eden?
>>218852392I know, and that's exactly the type of behavior that two rapscallions would get up to! They know they she wouldn't really fly: they would just think it was funny.
JD's getting a teen honey?!
day 1
>>218852398Brown, but like Middle East brown, not Africa brown
>>218852386Bingo’s tongue is right there though?
>>218852042did you find his socials
fucking yummy
>>218852367who is that guy chat
>>218852281You got mogged by Landon so badly that you won't give him alcohol anymore LMAO
>>218852326>Landon on robot duty>JD on Hall Monitor>Bashir has to rip up $20 to earn $19That’s about all I know, could have sworn I heard Kody tell the girls they had other jobs planned for them but I wasn’t really paying attention
>are you drunk antara>nooo buddy
what makes bozo the type of fag that everyone hates needs to get off the show vs jd who is a fag that sucks and nobody cares about staying or leaving
>>218852377Do you just really want to go on and say nigger or something? If it was easy money with no drawbacks they would have done it. They clearly decided using it as a temp Indian freeloader was better. I agree since the last thing the show needs are more ways for the faggots that spend money on the show to spew their cringe ""humor"".
>>218852427when is that rapemeat getting naked
>>218852427a BBC gets to bulge that out every night, i bet its so easy to see the outline in her tummy.
>>218852427imagine what the oil on her face tastes like
>>218852328Jd knows he just cant say it cause hes trying to build a career off of the show
>>218852366it is positive autism, cool files to save, but i will never remember names or meaning or from where they aremaybe we should care
>>218852407that’s got nothing to do with their reason for wearing them
>>218852372I guess we aren't white anon, but at least white passing. Twins not even really white passing that much.
>>218852305Oh my good God nigga I'm in love
>>218852435he looks fucking insane
>>218852427someone on twitter called her a chopped cheese hoe haha that's pretty funny chat
>>218852438She's getting too buddy buddy with the fish, they need to learn that they aren't her friend.
PPV not working again?streams have been shit this season
>>218852435his eyes always scream that he's in pain
>>218852047Damn I assumed they were some kind of progressive muzzie because bashir is so hippie eclectic.Shit is so gay. If men and women can't handle the woman form in public they are too subhuman to be alive
>>218852317>antara didnt fly so good
Talking used to be considered nontent but these people aren't even doing that
I'm fucking sick of seeing this stupid faggot mints on my screen
production should get emma some retinol so the retards on here have something to thirst over
>>218852435You can really see the autism in his face here.
If you actually think Bashir is entertaining that's just a testament to how bad this season is. His performative fag/muslim shit worked on you and that's sad. This retarded faggot talked about Blaze Foley and Alan Watts both in the span of 5 minutes in confessional. Give me a break buddy, you can just be yourself it's fine
Hey @jet can you like not put Mints on the screen unless it’s his giant ass jiggling.
>>218851968Unityfags aren't real game devs
>>218852398his name is jayden (not sure of the spelling)
>>218852324You just know her goblin ghoul pussy was mad wet
>>218852441true, ironically the worst part of the show is the "audience participation" but unfortunately that concept is attached to the show like a tumor
>>218852437The girls are going to learn to solve 4chan captchas today so they can post here for their work.
>>218852464What do you mean? JD and Emma gossip the whole day!
>>218852435this is insane
>>218852435so he's always had crazy eyes
>>218852429Some Jimmy-esque spastic that thought that was funny enough to be on the screen since day 1.
>>218852435>That hairlineNo hate on any balding bros, but it explains why he is constantly wearing headbands and overcompensating with the pigtails
>no one cares about the basneed leaks
Is there a clip of the first time the landon song was played? I wanna see his reaction
>>218851173You forgot>Crackwhore mom who exploited her as a child>Sexpest dadNobody with a decent upbringing would engage in that sort of behavior.
>>218852435me when i am happy
>>218852324need binx to ride me like she rode her luggage
>>218852435can't stop laughing at this
>>218852366he probably thinks it makes him look deep and wise
>>218852443>sees a woman>thinks of black cock
>>218852367i remember his audition
>>218852515
less mints type stuff
>how the fuck did they know
>>218852493brown eyes look straight up demonic
mid fit by Bashir today
>>218852435Me when I get mcdonalds
>>218852503i mean its nothing crazyyou just found his mom now and some old photoswe've known who his dad and grandfather were for days now
>>218852435Hungy lil' guy
>>218852529Rare good mints bit.
>>218852435insane photo
>>218852435cockmongler vibes
>Chinese traditional medicineCome ON bro
>>218852529kek
>>218852415JAMES DRAKE THIS IS HOW IT WAS
>>218852521we literally all do this
>>218852503fuck off kiwitroon nobody cares about le epin dox
>>218852435Really need someone to make an ai edit of Bashir (Barry) in normal american attire
Post more Trish ass
>>218852529gotem
Mints' Mewtwo body is insane, how are you built like that as a man
>>218852435He has those crazy ass nigga eyes, wide eyed Manson family type eyes
>>218852548PUT HIM IN THE TANKwe need a goonable tranny
>>218852553So where did that little table come from?
this shit sucks
>>218852559How about the beautiful CK
>>218852526An under appreciated binky trait is her perfectly clean pink tongue and I assume pussy
>>218852558Barry would be pretty funny to call him
>>218852558>Bashir (Barry) in normal american attirehttps://www.instagram.com/tamaralgray/reel/CNvuy6XDZG5/
>>218852564>as a manhe is a woman
>>218852549Oldheads standing by
>>218852444imagine the tartar on her yummy yellow stain teeth taste like. imagine the greasy pus from her zits taste like.
>>218852564Because he walks purely on his tippy toes. His body transformed to match it. Watching him walk is like watching some alien creature stalk about. It's also how he got that phat ass.
Bingo just said she’s going to murder JD but didn’t follow it up with just kidding! She’s really going to do it!
>Here have some mercury. It's medicinal
Did anyone TTS JD about his faggot Minecraft vids yet?
>>218852435what is his exact genetic origin? because i have some doubts
this show was never for us. it was for the paypigs that think the jd gay song is the funniest thing on earth. they've never wanted to make the show the type of good that we want it to be
>>218852564Mints is FtM anon
>hey uhhh is TTS on?
>>218852590I said normal
Bashir just poisoned the entire house that bastard
Wasn't the prophet mohammed (PBUH) described as being ginger as well?
>>218852577I feel nothing, but Trish ....
>>218852570that's a d00d?
>>21885261375% midwestern 25% syrian
Jin is trying to fuck the twins
>calls it Jojo's instead of Jojonewfag
>>218852529when did this happen I remember seeing his face pop up
>>218852613His mom is an American Muslim convert and his dad is Syrian
>>218852465I can't get enough of that zesty dummy thick sexy fucking bastard waddling around that big bubblebutt for me.
>>218852628his living direct descendant is ginger
>>218852564I feel sorry for him because he’s obviously got some kind of condition
>>218852628>Based on Islamic Hadith, Prophet Muhammad's hair is described as black, though it was sometimes noted to have a reddish hue due to the use of hair oil, scent, or henna.
>>218852637Jin tryna fuck everything
>I only watch to see how bad the show can get and Jet continue to act like the show he dreamed of making isn't burning slowly right in front of him>mogged by actual virgins 2 seasons in a row>nontent friendtank gets worse every seasonI think he's proabably got 2-3 seasons left dont get me wrong. He seems like the type to not hop off a burning ship though. Also if you end up pushing a retard (landon) or actually talking shit to a retard because you're genuinely mad (daniel s4) you've lost.
>>218852644Woah... good find.
>>218852628Don't look up Middle Eastern redheads, buddy, you might have your mind blown
>>218852635>>218852641His dad also had a white american mom according to his wiki
>>218852628He was not a ginger
why tf is director on jd emma pillow talkthis is the worst shit that could possibly be on my screen
>>218852644bingo game table is reversed too
Yeah this shit is not improving any time soon
>>218852672Oh then Bashir is basically mostly non-Syrian lol
>>218852652>no brother he is brown like me
>>218852663Ear status?
>>218852681director is the worst it's ever been. and josie used to control it
>>218852657Jin only fucks fat black women
>>218852681Production probably thinks we like JD a lot because of the gay song spam and TTs
>>218852687Yeah, but he's basically Syrian royalty.
>>218852617If they made it actually good a lot more people would buy the season pass. I'm not paying cent to be spammed jjjjjj all hours of the day
>>218852700We do love JD
the twin stox dump will be glorious when frank hassle recreates the tay kissing scene with bongo
>>218852676Imagine how good the HEEM would feel
>>218852684nope
>>218852687Yeah it’s probably why he adopted asian culture because he didn’t fit in with the syrians
Get away from my Emma!
>>218852626what happened lol
Me when Trisha ass
>>218852692One of the worst things about this season
Is TTS on?
>>218852712You think Frank is still showing up to bail Jet out?
>>218852700>weYou probably have a season pass.
>>218852724gave them mercury
wn2b putting emma in a muslim full face veil desu (instead of the paper bag fish toy)
>>218852712lol you've misread the twins if you think that you retard
>>218852706but then that would require actual effort beyond what they think is "effort". they'd rather the show be this
>wearing terrorist clothing>handing out suspicious pills
the red hair gene is a mystery, we don't know where it came from, but likely it's nature's way of combating inbreeding or something, who knows
>>218852718I was surprised when he said the only anime he really watched was Akira, because he his autistic obsession with Japan feels very raised in America when the anime boom happened
its a vibe repair day, sorry
>>218852690nigger, i just googled it, i have no stake in what muhammad's skin or hair color was
If I went on this show I would literally just bring 30 brand new black t shirts sealed in bags, 60 pairs of socks, 30 pairs of boxers, and 10 pairs of pants. Seal everything in plastic bags wrapped in duct tape, and open them as needed. My luggage would just be a clear plastic backpack like they use in libtard schools, and I would bring nothing else. Anything you bring gets destroyed anyway
>>218852732Yes ofcourse else this show wouldn't exist they need money to operate.
>Bashir gets arrested on suspicion of being an Iranian sleeper agent on the flight home
>>218852644fucking hellhouse.... wtf....
>>218852712the twins are smarter than you apparently because even they realize he's not coming this season
Name a more iconic duo of flabby wasters with overinflated egos. I’ll wait.
emilyclaudia is the smartest fish in this game
>>218852726woah
Frank hasn't been posting abt season 5 really at all do you think he's coming on or not
they should do a cooking contest between the girls. emma/charity vs bingo/bongo. they each have to make a dish that landon has never eaten and whichever he likes best wins... make it so nobody can go into the kitchen while they cook then when the twins are cooking bring in some takeout from a restaurant and just have them plate it
>>218852768I was just thinking the other day that I would just hide luggage all over the house
Rancid vibes today
>>218852775>white shoesone job
>>218852775The pajama suits are peak soulless
>THEN WE ORDERED THEM FOOD AGAIN
>>218852644LOOK AT THE CACTUS TOPHELL HOUSEELL
>>218852793He’s Sam’s friend, not Jet’s. He’s not allowed near Goran’s ears.
>>218852773>>218852793he lives 5 minutes away you niggers, of course he'll be on the show is a month long we're one week in just stfu the fuck up and go back to fingering your faggot assholes
So what's with the "enslaved" job?
>>218852775jobe is not iconic
these wiggers have zero clue how to capitalize on any momentum. the pacing this season has been grim, especially considering it's way shorter this time
>>218852711Chat is this based? Im thinking this is pretty based
getting real tired of this indian girl
>>218852806they should do a season with no food, only water to satisfy the guys who complains about people having to eat.
>>218852768>opens your bags and pours shit all over your stuff
>>218852796this is the kind of dumb shit they'd do in other seasons but they aren't even doing anything on that level
anything interesting today or are they just chillin
>>218852768You dont think someone else in the house could tear out your gay duct taped undies?
>>218852793he begs in site chat daily
>>218852836they should cook their own food>but they can'tLEARN A SKILL
Is there going to be a challenge today?
>>218852850vibe repair day <3
>>218852808Some of you freaks will tell me this wasn't peak Trish ass.
>>218852836this is a good idea, they could do a 30 days and 30 nights water fast like Jesus, would be good content
>>218852850Vibe repair day, Maybe Bam will show up for 5 minutes and say 3 sentences.
bliccy should stop smoking
not my best work
>>218852711just post emmas soon to be cucked bf
>>218852793Always on site chat
>>218852855Did faggot Frank ever release his Hasan video
>>218852850what do you think
>>218852857Uhh we gave them jobs for the first time in 2 days dude i don't know what you want me to do
>>218852805They fucking sold them through the website as well. Watching Jet shill them and talk about how he wanted to make sure they were good high quality merch was absolutely kekworthy.
smart home doorlocksthink about it
>>218852836>survival mode>gives free food
>>218852857
>>218852867you should stop posting someone nobody but /bant/ simps care about
>>218852861>>218852865ty chati thought yesterday was vibe repair day but i guess tension was pretty high
>>218852838Good luck nigga each one is a sealed duct tape packet so he would literally have to meticulously open each pack of 5 shirts, by the time he destroys one I've already snapped his neck from behind and skullfucked his eyesocket like Rasa from Srpski film
I hope they show Drake an episode of S3 so he leaves out of boredom.
>>218852850just chilling today, shooting the shit. vibe repair because of the stressful gaming yesterday :) hellhouse begins tomorrow
>>218852868yo dawg chat
can mints enslave me jk :3
>>218852768I thought about this too and my idea was just full on gwot era bdu outfits, 1 woodland, 1 DCU, and one outfit I would keep clean for when its time to leave. The military clothes look cool when they get fucked up and filthy so it wouldn't matter and you'd be ready for everything. also probably a helmet just for psychological advantages when shit gets physical or you have to kick a door down
>>218852876of course not because he probably just looked like a giant pussy
>>218852809I wouldn’t need to complain if he could put on a good show.
they've gotten 3 days worth of food from that pizza vibe repair. vibe repair fucking nvke
todays challenge: how long until I shut off this nontent show
>>218852906what a fucking fag
>>218852914they need grits and eggs
we're a quarter of the way through fishtankthey need to crank up the heat. they don't have a single freeloader
btw tethering two contestants together is something big brother has been doing for 20 yearsbut you tether two adversaries, not two people who lived in the same womb
>Landon just standing in silence staring at the stoxThis nigga SUCKS
>>218852852Well if they want me to walk around with my rock hard uncut cock swinging around, they can just say so. I don't understand the point of destroying clothing unless they want to give me free cock appreciation (my fetish)
>>218852437 thanks
>>218852880what's so bad about them? I mean I would never buy them and I think nobody sane would either, but still
What food did they get
>>218852856Artist guys. Take note ^^
They don’t need to eat they can just consume caffeine
>>218852919protip: middle mouse click on the tab
do it stink?
What's the point of the "treat the twins like retards/children" bit? Someone mentioned it being them intentionally pedobaiting but they are literally being given children's toys and treated like that by the other fish
It would be so fun to push mints to the ground.
>>218852896they could show him a compilation of all the craziest things that have ever happened on the show and it would have a lower chance of making him leave then showing him a single episode of season 3
So Emma’s boyfriend is called Hayden
>he has a middle mouse button
>>218852868jd would get a kick out of this
>>218852947I'm just shit posting I think
>>218852949They actually are retards
>>218852949bingo is literally retarded, though. bongo is like a high functioning retard, like chris-chan.
>>218852947"Watching" is a stretch, if there's no fishtank my second monitor is off.
>>218852936because the og sharks had dickies jumpsuits and matching timbs, that shit actually looks badass and somewhat hardcore
what was going on a third of the way through the other seasons?
>>218852968She’s not retarded she’s autistic. Landon is retarded
Jd attacking the twins cause bongo was dancing to his song kek
>>218852637I don't think he sent that one actually
the JD gay SFX took 3 minutes to prompt, so be kind to production
dude
>>218852949bitchtank bubbles, candy necklaces, ring pops was pedo coded tho they all looked old af
>>218852949they both have imaginary friends that protect them
>>218852979famous house 2.0 began
>punish JD by paying 50 bucks to spam a shit song he doesn't care about haha!How about you fucking DO SOMETHING, Jet.
>>218852711his father looks pure dutch and his mother looks eurasian mix
Is ppv completely broken for anyone else? Can only view director cam.
IM VANCEIM YEAHIM VANCEIM YEAH
>>218852979S1 nontentS2 start of nontent phaseS3 start of peakS4 end of show
Jincel down bad for the twins chat
>>218853009Vance mogged them.
>>218852932Some of the have not punishments, and especially the rooms have been more hellhouse than fishtank has been lately. Imagine having to sleep on airplane seats, or those metal spiral beds.
>>218852994Their response is the only anime they like is Sgt. Frog and Naruto.
>>218852324i wanna fuck binx so bad
>>218852994nigga paying jet for jin to talk to retards
>>218852994
>>218853008his mom looks minnesotan white as fuck
>>218852949they are mentally children anonAnissa was mothering them yesterday when they sieged the man caveif you don't notice that then I have some bad news....
Remember that one day in S2 that was supposed to be a vibe repair day where they only approved positive TTSes for the fish and then they walked back on all of it like 3 hours later
dude jin from season 4 wants to talk to you
>>218853009Vance cord shut them down
>It's a JD day
everything jet creates is pedo coded
>>218852949They aren't legally retarded but they're both autistic, and both have trauma and stunting from childhood molestation and all that goes along with being in an environment conducive to that and being shuffled around after it happened. Plus the usual identical twins weirdness; the two of them are on their own quantum entanglement wavelength that others can never understand.
>>218853038Lol never seen this somehow
>>218852470I don't think he is interesting. I think him interacting with others is interesting. He has a very robotic muh logic way of talking while sprinkling all these emotional appeals and grandstanding into what he says, while other people are all emotional and unreasonable.It reminds me of Cole trying to have a conversation with these people. Cole was just worse at giving fake compliments and would have a hard time pretending to be nice.
>>218853038Jin was so real
>>218853021His favorite band are the yeah yeah yeahs
>>218851385300 g of carbs is like 3 cups of flour which is a few sandwiches ie not very much. There is no "daily value" for carbs though it's energy not a nutrient
Qrd on jobs today?
>>218852949Have you seen the way they walk? They’re 26 but have the minds of 12 year olds. James Drake treats them like children but respectfully which is why he’s the only one Bongo likes.
>>218852994>grizzwayhe is a famous (for discord trannies) discord pedophile who wrote phishing addon for fishtank (and has doxx info about random people)we barely know him
Has there really been no sign or word from Victoria yet?
when are skull hyde's government agents shutting this shit down exactly?
>>218852994>groomway
>>218853117That sounds like the kind of person Jin from S4 would hang out with.
>>218853099JD: dorm hall monitorjames drake: restore the house to the way it was on day 1anisa and emma: computer jobs solving captchas and answering calls
>>218853120I am assuming she either is dying from embarrassment, or has been on a 3 day bender
>>218853126the police has deemed the show nontent and won't do anything
>>218853099doesn't matter, if you watched yesterday do you remember any content coming from their jobs? Just some dumb shit to keep them from literally sitting around
>>218853120She thanked me for my cum tribute I dmed her
>>218853038This clip got millions of views on tiktok and instagram
>>218852936NTA but iirc they were $150 a piece for a $20 onesieApparently they were cut weird and fell apart real easy
>>218853131bashir was supposed to destroy $20 to get paid $19 so he refused to do itlandon is on robot duty
JD runs this house
>>218853107bingo and bongo BOTH like james drake because he's the handsome cool guy in higschool (and he dresses like it lmao), but who is actually nice to themsomewhere in both the back of their minds they imagine themselves going on dates and even kissing James Drake
>>218853126his poorly written third grade level emails are kinda hard to read so it might take awhile
>>218853120she is currently sucking dick behind an Atlanta gas station
>>218853129no, jin is not one of them, klaus, let it go
NEW WU TANG JUST DROPPEDhttps://youtu.be/ak9orDeLFmE
>>218853099Bash - "shredder"Anis, Emma, Twins - "enslaved"Head - "pull my finger"Landon - Robo HelperJames Drake - Interior DesignerJD - Hall monitor nothing matters anyways, remember when they had to run the market and cook food? jet doesnt either
>i dont like to sing the lyrics
>>218852947Hi Ellie!
>>218853078He wishes he had what Sam did with Marky.
>>218853155i got one the zipper is the only thing that fucked up after awhile
>>218852968Bingo is actually the intelligent one. Bongo is borderline tard who thinks she is the smart one because Bingo is more quiet.
This should be the only food they are given. Everything else needs to be paid for.
I wonder if we'll see Vicky reminding people she was the kratom mog girl from season 5 at some point like Tayleigh did
The Twins skipped S3 and S4!
vicky nude photoshoot incoming
Skull lostAnother L for the cone clan
>>218851173>the most attractive girl in the history of fishtank
>>218853153Is this the real reason they kicked him? Pressure from normies or something? I remember Jet in the confessional being so annoyed by him for shitesting, and he didn't even seem that bad to me, really came across like he had his mind up on kicking him for whatever reason and was trying to convince the fans he sucked or something.
What should I get from mcdonalds I’ve not eaten in a day
Jobb incoming
>>218853038The best to ever do it. All jet had to do was ask him to stop talking 4chan and jet and he would have been put Daniel in his place for him.
>>218852993How the fuck did they not have one for every Fish by the end of Day 3 at the latest?
Baker hereI'm not baking the next oneTake the wheel
>>218853206nuggies
Ellie can't be the most attractive she's Asian
>>218853126if you do vibe repair everyday it's like the police raiding a daycare so they don't bother anymore
yes, letty is indian
>>218851242>Binx just wanted to wear that
>>218853214naw he was a sick fuckthe only contestant they ever kicked for real and didnt ask back
LOL
>>218853202absolutely, but it's not exactly fair as she is quite literally a model. gonna suck when she realizes z-list models are almost always escorts on the side too.
>>218853215The Landon song was the only one that’s funny the rest is |||| jjjjjj tier
>>218853149I love the RP aspect of the show. I wish they took it more seriously. I love chilling in the market cam while they’re on their shifts and seeing what small talk they get up to.
grim vibes rn
>>218853206triple cheese burger
>>218852610What happened? And what did he do to the computer!?
>>218853205He was shit testing and he smelled badNo one likes a smug cocky JincelThey should be more humble and know their place like shinji
>>218853205no, he brought up jets past on /r9k/lot of embarassing shit like jets dad literally fucking his gf, his mom being a methhead who fucks niggers etc. jet heard him bring up r9k and he was kicked faster than you could fucking believe
>>218853214Sam kicked him after seeing the clip
im baking... stand by
>>218853205No it's because he hack_blastard posted.He was shit posting production like Daniel but unlike Daniel Jin knew the lore and wasn't a scared retard about it.
>>218853215theyre using free daily tokens
>>218853246what has anissa said she knew about fishtank before coming on?
>>218853257why does he look like a burn victim here
Girls glazing Twin Peaks super based
yall ever eat a full pounder burger
tf is james drake talking about "twin peaks doesn't exist anymore"?
>>218853205No it was definitely the R9K stuff, jet doesn’t particularly want his history thrown about the house. He had some really fucked threads in there so I don’t think that Jet wants to hear about some of the worst things that happened to him. Jet didn’t want Jin just throwing out that he was raped, it’s really not much more than that.
>>218853209Ah a Job board camera. Fuckin finally, that board in the hall has been useless due to the shit angle this whole time.
>anissa has watched the show beforei thought she was a turbo normie just like james
post jeeta bobs pls saar
Claire needs to post more pixWe don't even know if she's still hot
>>218853298titty bar
NEVER FORGET JEREMY
>>218853272im baking im gay
>>218853296i do not eat of my brother the cow
>>218853287Peak poser shit. Twin Peaks sucks and no one genuinely likes it. It's like saying you like Death Grips and your favorite game is Zelda.
>>218851065Bashir gave silver muslim medicine to JD and Emma
>>218853287Benji moment
>>218853277she watched season 1
>>218853306You sure it’s that?
>>218853298nigga a chad jock time capsule from 2013
>>218853244You have to be the only one left simping for this below mid Jew, give it up bud
>>218853332It's weeb "medicine", it's just a breathmint.
>>218853314you gotta start a family man
why is there a "job board" cam on ppv?
>>218853246nice bitchtank bit you fucking losers
bake
>>218853298he's a retard who only watches 21 episode television and christmas movies on hallmark
>>218853330We loved it here before it got popular again
>>218853330>I have shit tastecool story bro
>>218853366it's on the site too but it's not up yet
>>218853347theres 100s of us
bets on Bam no-showing?
>>218853370meme screens were sorely missed during S3 and S4
>>218853306On the classic.fishtank version of the site it's called job board. I don't know what else it'd be other than the board the post jobs to upstairs.
>>218853377he owns you
>>218853080le wholesome autist
lotta nerds itt never been to a twin peaks
>>218853392Why doesn’t Bam bring another skater in
>>218853206Big mac meal and one cheap item
why use an entire camera for a job board is jet retardedwhy not put them on fish profiles
>>218853408hooters or los ojos or whatever the spic hooters is in texas
>>218853080i'm worried that landon peaked early with the cheese fries/picky eater bit and the drunk piece of shit challenge. maybe he can recover during the disability challenge
Bongo’s body is driving me wild. She’s just a perfect little piggy.
>>218853419No one uses the site and it’s easier to look at a cam
>>218853419that would require updating the site regularly
>>218853287Girls like twin peaks because it's a soap opera for their inner raped whore
>>218853419Hah it is that board. The site has the red highlight on it to switch to its camera now.
>>218853419that would require a dedicated effort every single day
>>218853430He’s going to win every challenge
>>218852979Hi jet
If I was on the show I would just be talking about Lost all the time
I miss the Kratom Queen
>>218853449Disgusting concept
>>218853392Everytime I think he won't show, he shows up. Even last night they got him back late for 20 minutes just to review their arts and crafts project for continuity.
make new
I bet some really funny stuff is gonna happen today, and the rest of the season too
I love Trish and her ass.
If I was on the show I would just be constantly standing in the middle of the room staring at the cameras.
>>218853205Talking to the low-knowledge Fishtank fan contestants about Jet's actual past, which is his status as an /r9k/ incel cucked-by-his-dad tripfaggot, got him kicked from the show.Would be like a contestant bringing up Marky explicitly and intentionally on the show except it was evenworse because Jet was desperately trying to groom and fuck Ellie. Imagine if Sam was desperately trying to groom and fuck some girl on Fishtank and some Japanese escort fucking incel pervert who smells bad started dropping Marky lore very loudly and matter of factly, whichh is bad enough by itself but 10x worse when he's also actively potentially cockblocking you with it.
someone poast jeeta bobs pls saars!
>>218853419It's not for listing their jobs, it's just where they pick up the envelopes and can also write/draw things. It was stupid to have the board without a camera to begin with.
>>218853463Deeply. I can fix a bpd bitch. I know I can. I fully believe
>>218853445>did I mention I’m a mentally ill incel btw?>just wanted to make sure you guys didn’t think that I’m not a worthless loser sack of garbage
>>218852949It's not a bit, it's just what any normal person naturally does around people who are clearly disabled with the minds of children. It's tough going against them in a competition cause you want to go easy on them but have to actively resist the urge if you want to win the game. I know if I was on fishtank I'd become hated pretty quickly for trying to get the twins out.And yes their casting and the childrens toys is pedobaiting, Jet knows the fishtank audience
>confessionals with BamWhy. What's the point?
Bam seems over it lol, just straight to confessional.
>>218853486turbo
>>218853389There's not even 100 simps left for Josie (who's ugly but by far the most notable fish)Your delusion makes me believe your a Cleej guy, in which case I pity you even more
Bam confessionals kinda suck, tbqhwy
emma total make over
>>218853246now, without flags, people like jin or israeli or canadian can agree we all would bust a nut on lettys tits (not like all in the same room at once, also not in the same day)
>>218853513Look jet is paying a lot money for bam he is going to get some use out of him
>>218853463me too. she sucked most of the time but at least there was tension
>>218853298Endearing desu
Is nobody baking? I can bake if you need
this is the last thread. goodbye
This is supposed to go for another 3 weeks btw
I miss Sam’s confessionals
>>218853523I pity you for not being a Cleej guy. We have Bill Ottman on our side.
>>218853544do
>>218853544Don't. I'm baking.
>halfway through
>we're halfway throughDoes Bam know it's a 30 day show
Pepsi PretzelsPopcorn
Bam is really impressed with someone breaking a door
>halfway throughBAM JUST LEAKED IT, SHOW IS ONLY 2 WEEKS LONG, RUGPULL INC
>>218851278i guess sam was doing all the heavy lifting brain wise lol
>>218852967Im not saying they arent autistic but they are chronically online and dont normally act as dumb or speak with as much slur. They are grown adults and they gave em kids toys its way exaggerated
>doriation
im baking, hold on
>so now that we're halfway throughbam spoils the shutdown again
baking right now
Bam just said >Now that we are halfway throughDid he just leak they are swapping hosts later?
Ambatubake
>>218851065Pretty Vicky !!!
he means 5 fish left
>>218853559I give you one minute
Goodbye
Please don't bake. I have 30s left on my thread.
what is with bams hair though?did he actually intentionally style it like that??
god I hope that was bam spoiling again and not just his brain being fried
>>218853577The plushies have been a thing since 1 and the doctors office thing on the table is just decor, what other toys do they have?
DORIATION
>>218853330I'd shoot heem you in front of a group of girls that would laugh after you pooped yourself.
Has ban said fresh air yet today?
>>218853598he woke up like that
So long, and thanks for all the fish
Bam meant that his contract is over in a week and Sam comes back.
new>>218853607>>218853607>>218853607
i give up with this show, bams confessionals are more nontent than the fish themselves
>WE TOLD HIM HE TRIED FRUITS HE NEVER HAD BEFORE
>>218853580>>218853568I'm pretty sure Bam has no idea what time is.
>>218853078Even his relationship
>>218851355very gay. bet he kisses her shitmouth afterwards too. share the worm eggs
>>218853080Jet he isnt, stop seething that he logged you
The energy difference from Bam on day 1 compared to now is crazy. I feel like he's being given minimal direction from production and has realized it's a pretty unprofessional set up and is just doing the bare minimum.It was a mistake to have a non-fishtank person host the show, you need someone who can think on their feet and make judgement calls. When the fish ask Bam something he just goes "uhhhh let me check about that" and goes down to the basement to ask the people in charge. Sam made decisions far more quickly and with confidence they could steer the show successfully regardless of what happened.
>>218852676Wtf? How did you get a picture of NiggerFucker3000?
>>218853684Bam has been the exact same the whole season.
>>218853702exactly that's why he sucks, i gave him the benefit of the doubt the first couple days to get into it, then he perked up with Head but he hasn't shifted that energy into the fish because he doesn't care, no different than having TTS do the confessionals
>>218853747He's been better than Sam at least he's actually funny idgaf how well he does or doesn't understand the bullshit rules of the game
>>218853827my issue is that he's barely a host, i get that it's not his show but he just drops in does some confessionals where he repeats the same thing 8 times and dips until the next day, there's no element of chaos about him, there's no energy for the fish to feed off of, I feel like Sam had that at least
>>218852929they need some food that will make them BRAAAPP
IT'S FIBER GLASS
